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Here we go #1 jihadi dudes
hanging out in New York City. The New York Post has the most
dubious story of the day. This was shared by a friend,
Sonia Labosco, and I want to read the headline for those of
you who are sitting at home listening to your Your Apple
podcast. What does it say?
Suspected New York City jihadist was caught near major airport as
new details of averted disaster are revealed.
Now, folks, I don't want you to get your panties in a bundle
here if you live in New York because there's nothing that
indicates this guy is a jihadist.
There is nothing that indicates that he had an arsenal and
there's nothing that indicates he was interested in an airport.
Steve, you've read the story. We're going to jump right in.
Let's talk about that arsenal. You saw it on the screen there.
Can you describe it for the people?
Yeah, it looks like he has some really odd edged weapons and
assorted, I don't think you can really like overthrow a
government with them. He had one pistol with one
magazine. I don't know if you can bring
down an airliner with a Glock. I mean, it is a effective law
enforcement tool, but I know you have your preferences for other
weapons. And at no point in that article
did they mention anything about ideology, particularly radical
jihadism. So here's the real story folks.
A guy was driving in his car with a Glock 26 pistol, which
holds 10 rounds plus one. It sounds like because they
didn't put it in the hero shot that he may have had other boxes
of ammunition and or incompletely an incomplete full
magazine and then some other loose ammo in his car. 179
rounds, which isn't even like a one hour range session for a
regular person. It's like a five day range
session for somebody who has A1 magazine and a Glock 26, I
guess. But he had some rounds, which is
not even enough to put like there's more rounds in my
bedroom right now. There's more rounds in my office
studio here. There's more rounds in my little
safe there on a a crappy Glock 26, which is the gayest Glock
pistol there is. There is no reason for them.
They're fat, they're stupid, they're short, I hate them.
You can't grip them well. He didn't even have a speed
loader. It would be interesting to see
him try to take down like LaGuardia Airport by manually
putting in 10 rounds at a time into his Glock pistol.
I mean he he might be at a disadvantage at a gunfight.
The actual. I can shoot this revolver
faster. I've got 4 speed loaders with
more ammo for a revolver from the 1980s.
It the actual story here, if you want to take it from a law
enforcement perspective is there there was Spidey senses went off
with the local NYPD officers as he drove by them.
Now, typically your mainstream media is going to say, oh, they
profiled him. He he's just dark skinned male
and they probably pulled him over for no reason other than
that. But for whatever reason, he was
acting in a particular fashion and suspicious and they pulled
him over and they did it. But for them to say, well, he
was a mere few blocks away from the airport, it's New York City.
You're a few blocks away from a lot of really important things.
And this just isn't the geographic location of patrol
officers doing their job. He had edge weapons, guys, He
had knives that look like they were covered in duct tape.
I don't get it. The other best thing is they
called him a dreamer. So the shirt that he was wearing
when he was arrested said Dreamed Colon and then
underneath it it said into reality.
And so they just said that it said dreamer into reality
because the apparently they're doing fear mongering.
The only really funny thing about this whole story to me is
that they quoted Melinda Katz. And Melinda Katz is a family
friend of my in laws and we refer to her sort of loosely as
my wife's adopted sister. So that's kind of funny.
I don't get it. Anyway, bad reporting when
you're framing things because you're trying to get that click
bait porn. Like you just said, he's near an
airport and he's in a car and he has long hair.
So jihadi tries to takedown airliner is the headline.
No further information is the way we would describe that in
the Intel world. Yeah, do.
You think that FBI New York opened up AIT or ADT case on
that right away? So exciting.
I'm so excited that they did. I hope it's really good.
Just like all the J Sixers got hit with that stuff.
Really weird. Let's get into like the the news
of the day, which is going to be the tale of two handshakes.
I think they're really fun. The tale of two handshakes looks
like this. This is CN NS lead story by the
way, folks, Trump got the perfect birthday present.
Complete capitulation by the GOP.
And what is that capitulation look like?
It looks like a handshake from Mitch McConnell, who previously
didn't love Donald Trump, but now he obviously loves him all
the way because he shook his hand.
And it's it's a far cry from the, you know, go hang Mike
Pence chance that we're going in the fight like hell because his
followers were following the insurrection commands.
This is the most one sided and stupid article.
But the thing that I I'm kind of shocked about, I didn't know
Mitch McConnell was still alive. Did you know that he's kind of
faded off into the Where'd he go?
I mean, old Glitch there. I mean, I think they're probably
trying to keep him away from the public eye.
Otherwise, you get, you know, the the video clips that Joe
Biden's giving us on it now a fairly regular basis.
I have my suspicions about maybe, maybe the media might
have a preference for other candidates to be run in the
presidential race. But Glitch, he's just hanging on
for dear life. He's already announced that he's
not going to be a Senate leader anymore, and he's just trying to
ride this one out as far as he can.
The chat really is a very, very big supporter of Mitch
McConnell. I didn't realize that all of our
serif fans are so excited about Mitch, but they like him a lot
and they are calling him the turtle in in a way that seems
very flattering. They think, you know, the
turtle, slow and steady wins the race and he's all those things.
What a what a weird thing. And also, by the way, the, the
the lead picture for that article.
I love it when they like click bait You so you click on it,
you're like, oh, what, what's his handshake all about?
And then it's like Lisa Murkowski's face, and she's
gone. And you're like, why did they
take a picture of Lisa Murkowski?
No idea. But I don't know if that's the
perfect birthday present for you.
I'm actually kind of feeling bad for Donald Trump if that's what
he got for his birthday, a handshake from Mitch McConnell.
That sounds like the worst birthday you could ever have to
me. Yeah, I'm not a big proponent of
taking getting gifts. I just gifts.
I'm not a. Gift receiver, You're a grown up
male. Yeah, I just not, not a big
thing, but I I I handshake from a mid wit politician who is in
his golden years and lacks mental acuity that is necessary
to actually do the job he was elected to do.
Seems like a pretty crummy gift. I'd rather have like a tie tack
that would permanently damage my very expensive ties.
This reminds me, my my buddies that are ATF agents and I got
one ATF buddy and one Bureau buddy that we always go back and
forth and we're always trying to decide who is acting gay or
during Pride month, it's called the gay chicken referee.
So we're kind of refereeing between the agencies that we
used to be a part of and one of them still is.
And they they sent me this meme and it was a picture of like a
Thai girl with a bikini on. And it said the tie that you
want for Father's Day. And then it showed an actual tie
that said the tie that you're getting for Father's Day.
And I was like, I don't want either of those things.
That sounds gross. Like that sounds like it looks
like a bucket of diseases right there.
But federal agents, definitely irreverent people.
These are the kind of people that I actually like seeing get
into politics a little bit just because if these guys were
there, we would at least have the America that I think is
real. They'll say things that need to
be said instead of this political, I don't know, limp
handshaking and all this kind of weakness.
Who do you think has a firmer handshake?
Mitch McConnell or. James comedy.
Oh, I'm going to say James. He's got like a lot of rap.
He's got a much bigger hand. He.
He could probably just reach all the way to your elbow because.
Jim. Yeah.
Jim Comedy. So I stood next to Jim Comedy
actually have a really good picture in my family of me
getting my credentials. You got yours from from Jim too,
right? Yeah, I did.
So I'm standing there, your family not very tall also.
Is that accurate? No, no 510 is probably maxed
out. OK, and Jim Comedy is like 73.
So we got Jim Comedy in the middle.
And then me and my wife and my and my dad, my dad's my height.
We're both 5/8. So like, is that?
And then it just kind of like goes downward and it looks like
a giant middle finger. It's Jim Comedy, the middle
finger to America. Just standing on the stage with
the FBI seal. We should actually put that out
at some point. It's it's kind of charming to
see it. He looks exactly like what he
is, just AFU to America. I think that's an appropriate
term for him. I always say that, yeah, every
group of people he stands in, he looks like a giant middle finger
pulsing at you. Pulsing at you just kind of,
yeah, OK, gross. Let's do another handshake
because this one's really good, too.
This is where we're going to get into the meat and potatoes of
what's so important going on in the world.
And also some kind of embarrassment.
I think anytime we are in a world that the British are now
making fun of us, it's not good. It's not good, folks, when the
Brits are making fun of America, we should be making fun of them.
Zelensky, Biden signed a new 10 year agreement.
Yeah, you read that right. Ten years, 10 years, a new
decade of cooperation between the United States and Zelensky,
which is to say Ukraine, which is to say that we are now all in
on a conflict with Russia. It seems like Biden vows to
support Ukraine until they prevail in this war.
Biden, even though he's been alive for 1000 years, doesn't
remember history, which is to say that generally speaking, I
think, I think you're not going to beat Russia in a prolonged
conflict on Russian home territory based on all the
evidence that exists. But sure enough, he was there
doing these bilateral security agreement from the G7.
They just signed off on a $50 billion loan backed by frozen
Russian assets. You got a Ukrainian mail order
bride. Where are you guys on this
conflict? Are you guys pro give them all
of our money or what do you think?
I I think I've completely blackpilled my wife initially
there was a humanitarian concern from her port because she
actually has family that's there and they've since moved on from
that bleep whole country and left or they actually said you
know what Russia is slightly better.
It's a slightly skinnier kid at fat camp and we don't mind it
that bad. They speak the same language.
We get a little bit better benefits.
We're all good here. My, my big take away though for
this 10 year agreement is they're saying $50 billion
they're gonna give that's been seized money from Russia that
that's not like they went to a safety deposit box and found
cash there. Those are monies that were given
over to buy bonds of the United States.
And as a result of that, it's gonna make our bonds more
expensive and. Essentially, now you're talking
like about money. This is too much.
Look, we're talking about Joe
Biden here, OK? We're talking about a man,
Biden. I, I mean, I'm, I'm waiting for
him to talk about how, you know, Beau was killed in Ukraine.
And then maybe he was while he was flying AP 51 Mustang engaged
in a dogfight and was eaten by Russian cannibals.
This all sounds totally logical based on what we've got queued
up right here. OK, so I've got a couple things.
Biden has AI would say a weak relationship with the truth.
At this point. He has a weak relationship with
reality. So that may be the part of that
that is actually getting to him. So he says we need to give
Ukraine more money. By the way, $50 billion isn't
going to cover it. We've given them well over 100
billion at this point too. So like another 50 / 10 years.
Like I don't believe them, that's just step one.
But they want to lock us into a 10 year agreement.
That's the big piece here is they want to lock this in to go
past his term should he die in office should he not get
elected. And whatever and, and it'll be
obligated for the rebuild, which as of last year they were
projecting was going to be $485 billion.
Which sounds amazing. I just think we should fund it
all. Why not?
And the reason why we should fund it all is because
Republicans are really bad and they're not giving him the laws
that he needs to enforce border policy, which he made-up because
he ruined all of Trump's border E OS right when he got in the
office. Here he is talking about it at
this little summit and we got a couple of fun little clips.
Like I said, it's going to devolve into the British are now
making fun of us. This is the worst possible
scenario for Americans in general, but let's just run with
Biden's own words about why Republicans are so bad.
By the way, the idea that we had to wait till we passed the
legislation, overall being held up by a small majority of our
Republican colleagues, was just terrible.
And there's a lot more money coming beyond what's already
come and the other tranches that are available now that we passed
the legislation. So they'll have what they need
and get it there as quickly as we possibly can.
OK, they're going to have what they need, folks.
So they're going to make sure that the priority is is don't
worry about America. We're just going to fund.
We're going to just fund Ukraine as best we can.
But more importantly, don't ask any questions out of live,
Steve. We're going to get this one
going 'cause this one's really fun.
If you step out of line, you're going to get a tongue lashing
from this man. Look, he's only got a few
questions that he can remember the answers to at a time.
And don't ask the ones that are not there.
There's some really fun stuff about the the proposed ceasefire
between Israel and Hamas that's going on.
And this is what it sounds like if you get out of line at a
press conference with Joe Biden about what more, if anything,
the US can do to drive towards a peace agreement.
Thank you. I wish you guys were a little
play by the by the rules a little bit.
I'm here to talk about a critical situation in Ukraine
and ask him another subject. I'll be happy to answer in
detail later. He'll be happy to answer it
whenever they give him the answers to that question.
Do you think he knows the answer to that question or?
He's very concerned about you playing by the rules.
I was under the understanding that the rules say that there's
a Free Press that's able to ask questions of our elected
officials to hold them accountable.
And no, he doesn't remember. He doesn't even remember his
canned speech that he's given a million times about guns, which
is why he said the the blood of liberty.
He can't even keep that straight.
He keeps going back to the you couldn't own a cannon during the
Civil war. Well, it used to be the
Revolutionary War when he was a few IQ points a little higher
and he he could retain that information, but that's even
devolved. He, he doesn't know anything
about any countries. He it's it's sad, but very
appropriate that his enduring legacy, regardless of any
electoral outcomes, will be feebleness on the world stage.
OK, but I got a great example of feebleness, and it's actually
the way that Joe Biden should give all of his press
conferences. It's like a crappy AI robot that
doesn't. It just does.
Yes. And nose, it's like a chicken
that can, you know, play tic tac toe.
Apparently there was a chicken back in the day in New York that
would play tic tac toe. And my wife, her enduring legacy
to her family was that she would always lose to the chicken.
I don't know how that's possible.
Your adopted sister do better. Unclear, haven't asked.
Good query for the next time we have a family gathering
together. Here's Joe Biden trying to
answer some questions about the exact same topic that he doesn't
want to answer on the stage. He's going to actually answer
them to this lady. This is him wandering around
basically on autopilot and just spitting out answers, which are
fantastic. This is the way all of them
should go from here on out. President Biden, did you all
have a chance to discuss a possible ceasefire?
Yes. Are you confident it's going to
be done soon, Sir? No.
No, the best part is that he goes.
The problem is, is that Hamas just doesn't want to stop the
fighting, which seems really contrary to the narrative that I
keep hearing that Israel's the bad guy.
You can go to all the left wing press and they are actually in
that that moment of crisis where they can't figure out like
support Israel, but Hamas are all victims.
It's really fun to read. They constantly are just like
bantering with themselves. If you go to the The Intercept,
they call it Israel's war on Gaza.
You know, the lefties, they just love people that hate them.
It's very weird. It's a weird time to be alive
watching this stuff. And just watching that and is so
disturbing for back to the Joe Biden standpoint, he can't even
get his front toes off the ground.
He's dragging. He's dragging them.
I mean, like the personal notes here, like we got, we got the
elderly dog in the friend household.
We're saying goodbye this weekend and she walks like that.
That that's the reason, yeah. You know what, my folks dog is
doing that now, too. My dog was doing that.
Yeah. When you stop being able to get
your legs off the ground, it's usually the real, real good
indicator, harbinger of the end which is coming your way, is it
not? Yes and yes.
End is not a good. Start with the access to the
nuclear football and the leader of the quote alleged land of the
free. But I think he's a perfect
candidate like you want. People have alleged that, you
know, Donald Trump when he was the president was a Manchurian
candidate. He really Putin was personally
handling him and he was a complete asset, that guy, Joseph
Robinette Biden, solid middle name by the way he's being
handled. There's no question.
To that regard, the question then is who's doing the
handling? And he constantly eludes them.
He's always saying like, oh, they don't want me to answer
that or they, they keep telling me that.
Who's they, Mr. President? Well, it's foreign leaders,
look, because we actually have them, they, they have to rein
him in. We had Mccrone had to kind of
make excuses for him on the D-Day celebration.
And now I think, I think this is the, I, I think they said this
is the, the new Italian premier who's like, hey bro, we're all
looking this way. What are you doing over there?
So I got this really thing. And then it makes that allows
the British to make fun of us. Like I said, whenever that
starts happening, a revolutionary spirit should
begin to develop in America. Even people in the political
should not be OK with this weak kind of tubby British guy making
fun of our nation. We do deserve it, but we should
fix this problem right away. Check this out.
Everyday we are seeing small that is not the right one.
It's #4 sorry. Here we go.
I was close. It's the clip is entitled
British people are making fun of us on my screen.
Also last night, awkward moment with President Biden where he
was looking very doddery. He was wandering around, he sort
of wandered off and, and, and, and George Maloney, the Italian
premier had to sort of, sort of guide him back to the crowd.
It was quite painful viewing. Everyone's putting a slight
brave face on it this morning. We've got some more for that for
the paper tomorrow. But yeah, you can see from that
purchase yourself. It's, you know, this is getting
embarrassing now. And you know, you do really
wonder how President Biden is going to be able to run a an
election campaign in October and November for re election.
And if he won, is he, is that a man who really thinks going to
get through the next four years? Oh, that's the quiet part out
loud, isn't it? He's at the point where he's
like, I don't know what to do with my hands.
I got these things. God, I think.
He's been coached. There's a few, I'm I'm not an
expert on this and your, your wife might know a little bit
more about it. The people are going through
some sort of dementia or senility about the making the
fist. That's where he came up with the
Cornholio pose and he goes to those aviator sunglasses to kind
of be a barrier, physical barrier.
People are uncomfortable that they, they do things to try to
create an object in the way of you and them.
I think that that's that coping mechanism that he uses is those
aviator sunglasses. You could do that with toddlers,
too. When they're scared of people,
you put on their invisible sunglasses.
We saw that in the movie Big Daddy with with Adam Sandler.
I think he's he's there. Yes, he is absolutely there.
And when that British guy says run a campaign, I first thought
of the the joke about Chris Christie, like Chris Christie
should just run in general. Joe Biden can't run anything.
He can't physically do it. He can't do it from an
operational standpoint. You're theoretically the top of
a pyramid if you're the candidate in charge of a
campaign. Ultimately, you're supposed to
be making the decisions. They all the buck should stop
with you. Kind of like Nancy Pelosi
providing the National Guard on January 6th.
But Joe Biden's not making those decisions, and everyone knows
that. There was someone in the chat
that just said he looked like he was trying to strike up a
conversation with the paratrooper.
I think he was trying to talk to the parachute.
I just got to go on record with that.
I think that he saw a fluttery object and thought it was Angel
wings and he was ready to walk towards the light.
Let's move towards some other things that are kind of like
great successes on the political left that they're cheering on
right now. There's a big push to celebrate
this Supreme Court ruling. The Supreme Court ruling upheld
access to this drug. The drug is pronounced.
I worked on this and I'm going to still be terrible at it,
guys, but it's mythopristone. I think that's correct.
This is the abortion drug, the chemical abortion drug that
allows up to 10 weeks by label, but people do it longer.
And this is how we get rid of babies.
There was a really nasty and ugly set of tweets that came out
by the AG of New York, Letitia James, and it made me wonder,
like, what's up with Letitia James?
Like, who is she? She's a lady, you know.
She's not married, apparently. Don't assume her gender.
I'm assuming her gender. She had an abortion at some
point per her own words. She celebrated that because it
was very inconvenient to have babies and she didn't want to
deal with this. The funny thing is this.
They didn't rule on the merits of the case.
They ruled on the standing of the people who brought the suit.
So what was happened? It was a, it was a technical
throw out essentially. It's the same way that they
threw out a lot of it, the election interference stuff that
was going on in 2016 or 2020 rather.
They said you don't have standing to bring this case.
You are not the aggrieved party. And then Letitia James is like,
it's great we can still have abortions.
She claims she's had one. I looked her up because I just
want to know a little bit about her. 65 unmarried Baron
allegedly killed her own baby, one of eight children.
Isn't it interesting that it's always the people who have been
born that really hate the unborn?
What's that about, Steve? It's the spirit of the age.
I just read from just the news this week they had article.
I think that the the figure was somewhere in the area of
170,000. People travel across state lines
because of the new state laws have gone to effect to prevent
baby murder, but they made that track across state lines in
order to find what they needed to kill their baby.
And I don't think Letitia James is any exception for that.
But it's, it's just ultimately sad.
She's a girl boss. And that's ultimately where you
wind up. I, I, I hope she's happy with
what her lot in life has gotten her.
I think she's got her eyes and ambition on a higher political
office. But at at the end of it, she
gonna really be on her dying deathbed, surrounded by no one
because she's childless and think, wow, I'm really glad
that, you know, I I put down my kid so that I could make state
AG. Yuck.
And so I, I got really curious folks.
This is the thing that makes me kind of curious.
It's 2024. The science is pretty well
settled, how babies are made. We've got people on the
political left that are trying to teach pornography and a
really aggressive sexual education throughout the nation.
This is a big move. The left always wants to make
that available to younger and younger audiences.
So I'm fairly confident that at a pretty young age, kids,
certainly teenagers, they understand how the sausage is
made. At this point I went ahead and
grabbed some statistics. This is from kff.org, which is a
pro abortion, but they claim to be an independent resource for
public health Policy Research, polling their big, big on
abortion. And so this is the numbers that
I was able to find the number, by the way, there's also some
really ugly framing that goes on here.
They do abortion ages for for zero.
It's actually 15 is apparently where they keep the statistics
15 to 19. Why they don't do under 18, I
don't know. And then have like an actual
like 19 to 29, but they're doing it that way.
So up to 19 is only 8% of all the abortion.
So a vast, vast minority of abortions are done when you are
in the the young ages when you might have the excuse for not
understanding how things work. The huge majority in this case,
you're saying 57% in the 20s, thirty, 1% in the 30s and then
the rest in the 40s. That actually is people over the
age of 20. We're talking about upwards of
90%. In this case, 90% of abortions
happen for people who are over the age of 20.
And I'm going to make the argument that those people know
how babies are made. Would that be a fair assumption?
Would you, would you go along with me on that one, Steve?
Yes, I will. I mean, Tongue and Jake, he'd be
like, well, do they go to public school?
But yes, I think that we're probably familiar with that.
OK. So when that that's the case,
and outside the cases of let's say rape and incest, I don't
know why they always act like rape and incest are the same
thing 'cause they don't seem related to me.
Get that at all? The incest thing, I'm like
consenting. I mean, I, I know that's
probably bad for the gene pool, but I, I don't understand that.
And it always goes back to, OK, fine, we'll give you rape and
incest. Give us the others.
Yeah, which I, I don't want to give you that, but let's just
say we could give you that. We would still have 95% of the
abortions out there, of which 90% of them are people who know
how sex works. If you're having an abortion,
you're like, it's on you now. Yeah.
Yeah, there's the. It's the.
The education is there, the science is there.
I, I, I just, I can't wrap my head around the idea that it's
like some mysterious thing happened and suddenly there's a
baby. I don't understand why the
political left has gone from the 90s safe, legal and rare.
And we think it's bad. And, and that would be the rape
and abortion thing. And like terrible something
happens and we're like, God, that's really ugly and
disgusting. We sort of can empathize with
the possibility that you had a violent crime committed against
you. Does 2 wrongs make a right?
No. Is there another person that's
involved? Yes.
Do we sort of understand that you're a victim in this
situation? Are we like, that's not what's
happening here. It's not even close anyway.
The numbers don't bear it. Out I might have brought this up
before, it's been a while, but there is the the conversation of
the two sides and let's just say theoretically we're sitting here
saying pro-life 100% And then the clouds parted and the hand
of God comes down and says, Kyle, Steve, I really appreciate
the fight, but you know what? The other side's right And we'd
be like, good to go, man, OK, we're fine now play this out on
the other side. Let's say that like the ghost of
Charles Darwin came down and. Was like, who?
Who is their God? Yeah.
Gaia or whatever said no you all are wrong.
They'd be like we don't care we just love to murder babies.
This is tossing our children into the fires and below.
They love it. Yeah.
And, and and they're. And they're running on this like
this is a victory. This is why you have the AG in
the state of New York crowing on this.
Like I said, childless woman. Thankfully, her mother didn't
think that way. Eight kids, of which she was one
of them. Apparently her mom, also married
to her father, took her father's last name like they did when?
When her mom was born in 1919. So that puts her probably in the
19. What is it, the 1940s?
She's. She's out there doing her thing.
I don't get it. I don't understand who these
people are. They how do they look at what
happened upstream and then think downstream?
My radical new decision is good. It is a a terminal decision when
you're like, no babies, no marriage.
And there's a lot of people that are going that way or I'm going
to get married and I'm never going to have kids, not because
I didn't want to. I understand there's a lot of
people that that's not what God put put in their life.
And and I don't hold anybody, but you know, I don't begrudge
anybody that. But if your decision is I'm not
interested, I'm I'm too interested in me.
And it's like, well, thankfully your parents didn't have that
because humanity actually ends with that decision.
If it's universalized, it's it's the weirdest possibility.
It's the opposite of what your genetic code tells you is
supposed to happen. And.
I to me that there's no greater example than what we're seeing
today with the emotional support animals, the way that people
have infantilized. I've tried to pay children out
of their dogs and if they're walking into grocery stores,
which I'm like, hey, I'm highly allergic to animals.
What about my rights when they have to have an ambulance here
to, you know, jam an EpiPen into to my thigh?
Like, what about me? But that doesn't matter.
We're we're all worried about that.
But that aside, they have made their dogs into children because
they made the decision that, you know, I, I can't be
inconvenient. So I want to go clubbing.
I can't have the kids. But that still innate human
desire to have some sort of dependent that you can parent
over in some way, shape or form is there.
It's undeniable, which is why you have people pushing their
dogs around in strollers and that's a normal thing now.
Oh, I hate that so much. OK, two things.
Number one, I want to respond to your EpiPen thing.
I think I'm I have some extra EPI pens.
I will send you a bandolier of EPI pens only if you agree to
wear it and you have to take pictures in public to prove it.
So that's. Number one, can I go shirtless
like Rambo? I don't care and it'd be sweet.
Shirtless or denim vest with no shirt underneath it.
That's the two options. So yes, I will go for that.
Number 2, the whole thing about your, you know, your fur baby,
your dog is your little person. Here's here's something that
people should be sober about going back to our ex-girlfriend,
A senior executive in the FBI can shoot your fur baby and have
no consequences. They can't do that to your kid.
That's how I know they're not morally equivalent.
I, I, I. This needs to be said, though,
because now you're on to Jacqueline McGuire, former
Special agent in charge of Philadelphia.
Jackie 2 Max Two Max. Two Max Jackie, 2 Max.
She's a current assistant director of her training, so she
gets to hand out the guns to the new agents.
But I make remarks when I do public speaking and I talk about
her. She's the one who approved the
raid over at Mark Houck's home. And people are just kind of
nodding along like, Can you believe this weaponization?
And then I talk about her shooting a dog and I get the
outcry. Like it's, it's audible, it's
very loud. And my response to that is I'm
always amazed that people are more upset about the dog getting
shot than Mark Alex being rated in front of seven children.
But that's just how people react now to their fur babies.
That's how they react, buddy. People care more about dogs than
they do about people. Maybe because some people suck
and there's, you know, there's something to be said about that.
Some people just love abortion and baby murder.
So I don't know, they've kind of like opted out, But I I don't
agree with that. Like the the old, the the
question is like, oh, you can only save one thing.
You know, your dog is in a burning building and some
stranger. It's like one number one.
That's not even close. I'm saving the stranger, but
also I live so I'm saving both. This is not a big problem for
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I want to pivot over here 'cause we're talking about the Supreme
Court. They finally got him, Steve.
They finally got Clarence Thomas.
It's taken him a long time, but we're finally at the point where
we can level that guy. You know, the, the, the Dems
have a real big problem because they love black people, except
black people that are Clarence Thomas.
And this is a really good example of this.
They finally found out that he did not disclose 3 trips on
private jets provided by GOP mega donors.
Everybody knows that once you become a Supreme Court Justice,
you now have to be a hermit. You have to live in your house,
you can't have any thoughts out loud, and your wife is not
allowed to fly any flags from the American Revolutionary War
Not once. Otherwise you are going to have
to be depersoned. Why do they hate Clarence Thomas
so much? What's going on here?
Because he presents a opposition to their worldview and their
preferred outcomes. And I'm not going to do the
conservative media. What about ISM like this is
hypocrisy. And look at all the examples of
these other liberals taking trips on airplanes.
I don't care. I'm at the point of mutual
discussion now. Mutually assured destruction.
If Clarence Thomas is taking flat out, Hunter Biden bribes
out in the open and he knows my favor, good.
Don't. Care, We don't care.
You know what the the thing that bothers me the most?
First of all, Clarence Thomas is kind of a cool guy.
Him and his wife like roll around the country in an RV and
they know what America's about. And there's all these pictures
of him just like meeting randos and then just like taking
selfies with him. And he's just wearing, you know,
blue jeans and a tucked in T-shirt, which is exactly what I
expect Clarence Thomas to wear. Tucked in T-shirts in blue
jeans, like just regular dude clothes.
It's the nerdiest thing you've ever seen.
But he's brilliant. He does a great job as a jurist.
He's, you know, we always laugh because they, they go like the
ideal Supreme Court for the, the liberal left is, or the loony
left, I guess even further is like trannies and people with
like monkeys hanging out of their butts and like all kinds
of other wild stuff, like people with like feathered headdresses,
gender confusion. They all have to be different
colored skin. And like our ideal is like what,
9 Clarence Thomas's just give me 9 of him.
I would be optimal my my favorite Supreme Court story.
I I guess apparently there was a really good friendship between
Ruth Ginsburg and Antonin Scalia, both no longer members,
no longer with us. And they went on some African
safari. Who paid for that, by the way?
Wonder what mega donor paid for that.
And they were riding like an elephant to that effect.
And I guess Scalia was in was in the front and Ginsburg was in
the back. And there the left went crazy
like, oh, why? Because he had to be in the
front. And then Scalia said, like, no,
I think it was a weight distribution issue.
Like, you mean even a fat joke is own expense, right?
He was a fat guy and and she was, you know, even though she
was a beefcake, if you ask anybody, her workout routine was
almost impossible to keep up with.
But yeah, she she weighed like 79 lbs.
And yeah, maybe that's how you distribute yourself on the
elephant. I don't know.
I would really like a picture of that.
If you can find that picture, sent it to me, I will make that
something. I will frame that in my house.
If I can get a picture of a fat guy and Ruth Bader Ginsburg,
both Supreme Court justices, that sounds Scalia and RBG,
that'd be good. You know, maybe we could put a
crown on top. Maybe I could like Photoshop a
crown on the elephant too, like the Notorious.
They have golden machine guns or bazookas.
I'm telling you like it's sound, like when you were describing
it, I was picturing Donald Trump standing on a tank right next to
RBG and Scalia on an elephant. That's the equivalent to me.
The world is stranger in real life than it is in this sort of
fiction. But hey, I'll take it.
Let's do some victories. We talked about some.
They finally got the guy. Now they've disclosed his mega
donors and he's taking plane trips.
By the way, you know who I really hate taking luxury jets?
People who work for the American taxpayer for under $300,000 a
year. Well, don't you?
Are you fully funded by the United States government at this
point? Look at quality of this
broadcast. Dude, I wouldn't even take it.
I I actually, I had one opportunity to get on the FBI
jet as a as a medic. They were taking in some lady
from Iran. She was a witness to some BSCT
case and they were going to fly me to Kansas City to do a
medical check because she had a known heart condition.
And it was a total. It was a total.
What do you call those things? It's a junket.
We were just going to fly out there, grab this lady was like
me and two SWAT guys. The SWAT guys were there for
protection on the flipping private plane of somebody that
no one's ever recognized before. We're going to fly her back to
DC and she's going to get deposed so that the Iranian
security killers that run around the professional assassins that
exist in America wouldn't get her or whatever.
I don't know. And then then my boss was like,
no, you can't do that. You have something else stupid
to do. I think it was John Nance that
actually pulled me off that. So that's dumb.
I'll be looking forward to reading his next column where he
spot spot checks. Seraphin lies about me pulling
him off private. Yeah.
No, it was. It was.
I hate it. I hate that we have the
possibility of of letting people use these things.
Merrick Garland flies around on one, you know, like all the, all
the DHS, you know, DHS secretary does it.
Mayorkas flies around. They all fly around in either
U.S. military or US privately owned jets.
We're spending hundreds of millions of dollars on these
things in maintenance and in pilots.
The FBI is actually now hiring new pilots because their old
pilots don't want to fly there anymore.
They retired and nobody wants to go get the jabs.
And now they're screwed. They can't get pilots who are
going to show up and do it. And they're not even paying that
much money. Like they can make more as an
airline pilot. And they're trying to hire like
retired airline pilots in the in the, you know, that like as a
retirement gig to go fly around the FBI director.
It's like he should walk. He sucks.
He should move his family for his 10 year appointment to, you
know, where he works. Yeah, that's what I'm talking
about. All right, so we keep pushing
on. Let's go to a Biden loss because
we've been talking about some fun things.
This is why we have today's thumbnail as it is.
It may be that it's hand shakes and pistol brakes.
Is the ATF just lost a big case. The ATF has been pushing to try
to outlaw various guns that you want to own that were legally
permitted and then they change the rules on you because they
suck. The ATF is possibly like they're
easily in the top two gayest federal agencies during Pride
month. The FBI is the other one in the
running here that says in a huge blow to Joe Biden's bid to ban
quote UN quote assault weapons. We had a federal court in Texas,
thank God, just gave a 12 page decision vacating the rule
saying that you could not destroy the millions of firearms
that were legally purchased. They blasted the ATF for
thinking that it could change a long established exemption
overnight by simply saying it through a federal rule that they
were going to outlaw and make illegal firearms that they had
previously said we're fine. It says here in the actual
quote. From who is this coming from?
Is this coming from firearms policy or is it they quoting the
actual case because the ATF broke the law by Oh no this is
obviously firearms policy coalition because they said
pricks. I don't think you say that in
most legal decisions. Although I would die.
Lovely. I would love that it says the
ATF broke the law by being overreaching sneaky pricks and
therefore the right thing for the court to do was throw this
rule in the trash. The court through all the pistol
brace rule in the trash. We'll see if this holds if it
makes it all the way to Supreme Court.
Otherwise this will hold likely go to the Supreme Court because
of course the Biden administration is not going to
give up so easily. But do you own, I don't know, do
you own a pistol braced AR? Is that something that's in your
life? I do yes, got one from Palmetto
state Armory. Yeah, those are inexpensive.
There's a, there's some really, really good reliability stuff.
If you guys have never seen Grand Thumb doing basically like
high end AR, which is kind of where I live versus the
capabilities and the capacity of a, you know, low dollar 500 to
$1000 Palmetto State Armory. If you're looking like, hey, I
just need to be a person who's capable of arming myself.
And you know, if it gets 7 or 8000 rounds in, that's probably
more than I'm going to shoot in most of my life.
Like you're APSA guy or gal and go check yourself out.
So luckily we've got that going on.
Someone just said the bump stock ban was struck down by I was
looking on the SCOTUS blog and I couldn't see that.
So I thanks justice is blonde for the rumble rant on there
talking about that. Even better.
That means Mike Cargill who's been out there fighting the
fight in out of Austin, TX. Mike Cargill is not a personal
friend per SE, but he's someone that I like and I took a course
from a long time ago. I've always thought highly of
him and they took it all the way Cargill versus this Biden
administration going after the the bomb stock ban.
So wins all around for the Second Amendment that you look,
This is why I'm not black pilled because at the end of the day,
Biden can talk about F15's all he wants, but we don't need
those. We just need the same thing the
Taliban hand. We need flip flops, we need man
jammies and we need rifles and it's game on.
We can do this for a very long time in the American mountains.
So good luck. Good luck.
We have proof of concept. It's called Afghanistan.
They beat us off the all the all the F15.
How about Vietnam? 35 Vietnam.
Lots of examples. And we're about to engage in
another World War here coming up.
I don't know if we're going to be able to repeat or three
repeat as World War champions as is presently constituted.
I think they have the hack around that.
And that's just wait us out as long as it takes.
Just be patient, you know, Interestingly enough, I think
that was the exact same strategy that we used to become a country
over the lone superpower at the time, back in the 18th century.
Yes. Now they're making fun of us
because we have a retarded old man who's like, confusing and
he's looking very daughtery. That seems like a British word
of describing somebody. That's like a nice way of saying
that you're just a fool and you no longer control yourself.
And we're supposed to take umbrage, but it's like, hey,
that's my quarterback. Like I can insult my
quarterback. I I'm, I'm for it.
Call him a doddering old senile buffoon who deserves to shroke
out on national TV and have that be his enduring legacy.
And what's funny is I think the political left is much more
aligned with the sort of British thing.
They sort of want a monarch anyway.
And So what do you do when the monarch that we threw off is
making fun of the monarch that you elected or selected?
And he and they're right. It's hard.
It's probably the same situation they have with this.
This is one of my favorites where I saw this.
It has nothing to do with anything, but it's Friday and
we're dealing with I actually said we're Steve and I were on
this program one time that was called making sense of the
madness. We've been on it a couple times
actually. And I think that here we are
making sense of the mid wittery. So here is some mid wittery for
you, Steve friend. This is one of my favorite.
Just like which button do you push?
Sweating superhero meme. Extra moisture on the West Coast
is now allowing the climate sensitive Joshua trees to
recover. Oh no, the climate change is
saving your favorite stupid tree.
California, one of the natural wonders of the world, is now
facing threats from climate change.
But it's getting a reprieve because of climate change.
I just can't handle it. The population of the iconic
Joshua tree is sowing signs of recovery after several rounds of
atmospheric river. Rivers have inundated the West
Coast with water, which they refer to as moisture.
Because they are trying to make fancy words up.
Is there anything funnier than the left being like, climate
change is totally terrible except and it saves our Joshua?
Which button do you push on that when you're doing an editorial
bias? You need the the the Fox News
breaking news, the bomb sound that you can drop here where we
can just restate that headline of rain Let's Trees Grow
breaking news. It's just it's it's.
You heard it here first. How?
Are babies made? Yeah, how are babies made?
And rain saves the trees. It's so silly.
We're living in the dumbest time zone.
I I don't even understand how we found this the side of the
timeline. It's like we keep taking these
hard lefts to the point where that story makes me smile so
dramatically. It's an ABC story if you guys
want to go find it out there. It's written by Julia Jacobo,
which is a good name too. Here's I just want to temper
everybody's hope for the Joshua tree, which apparently is still
surviving. But just so you're not feeling
like it's totally OK, it's going to take two more wet seasons
before the long lived species will thrive again.
Then they have a picture of the Joshua tree.
So breaking news, more rain will be good for the trees.
You heard it here. I don't get it.
I don't get how we ended up in this time zone but or in this
timeline. It's it's just as a comfort.
We talked about this in the American Radicals podcast.
You're right, made this point, he said.
It's the comfort has allowed the navel gazing, which allows you
to then talk about things like, oh, we need a, a rainbow
kamikaze pride flag painted across our crosswalks as opposed
to like, hey, what are we doing to get water today?
We should probably focus on the essentials.
Don't worry about water. You know what's good if you take
the water? Doesn't have to.
If you take the water out of the meat, Steve, then you can have
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comes to snacks. It's a high protein snack.
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We don't have to spoon feed you the dumb stuff.
We'll just tell you the simple things.
All right, we're going to get into this like kind of a really
dark story if that's OK with you.
Because the first of all, we're going to start with it's too
expensive to live in the world and you're going to be shocked
where these cities are. But this is a, a really good
little story that came out of I think this is CN NS top 10 most
impossibly unaffordable cities. Like nothing about hyperbole in
this. Seriously, these cities are now
so expensive. They're considered quote UN
quote, impossibly unaffordable according to the CNN report.
And my favorite is it's not in America, folks.
These are not impossibly unaffordable cities in America,
as you can see on the list on the screen.
These are worldwide. Now you think, okay, worldwide.
Does America get one or two in the top ten?
We're a pretty expensive country compared to the rest of the
world. No, we have five.
We have five of the top 10 most expensive and possibly
unaffordable cities in the world.
Are you ready? Hong Kong is the worst.
Sydney, Australia #2 Vancouver, and then we own the middle tier
with San Jose, Los Angeles and Honolulu, all blue areas.
Melbourne, also expensive. San Francisco coming in at #8
San Diego #9 and nobody cares about Canada, but Toronto is
number 10. Seriously, They're almost all in
California. Four out of the 10 most
expensive and possibly unaffordable cities in the
world, per this study, are Californians.
You think Gavin Newsom's going to get reelected?
Just curious. Yes.
Can he promise more rain for the Joshua trees?
Because that's what I really want to know.
Is there going to be more wet seasons?
He will overwhelmingly win. It will not even be close.
I don't even know is he is he termed out or I don't know how
California's laws, I don't either.
Doesn't really matter. I mean, I don't.
Think California has rules? He's taking curtain measurements
at the White House while Joe Biden's doing some overseas
trips. So he's got admissions going
further. But whoever the Gavin Newsom
install the next one up, next man up will be overwhelmingly
because we are vulcanizing as a country, which isn't necessarily
a bad thing. Look, they want to go crazy over
there. As long as they're not impacting
us. I can't help but notice that
Florida has just as much sunshine and none of the cities
are in the top 10 most unaffordable places to live in
the world. So but.
Florida's kind of gross, man. Can I, can I just tell you
something? Aaron Gogley and I were talking,
he's a Florida resident. So he's going to speak from
position of some authority. And he's also, he was an IRS
agent. He's been on the show.
If you guys know, Aaron Gogley, one of my favorite guys, used to
be known as Sir Aaron on Twitter.
And we're talking yesterday. And he was like, do you know
that in the 1940s there was like a finding study that was put out
by the US military that said Florida was basically
uninhabitable? Like, nobody should live there
because it's like swampy and gross and humid and there's like
weird animals and stuff that crawl around and like, the
iguanas fall out of the trees when it gets too cold and that's
not normal. And there's alligators and
crocodiles and big boa constrictors and weird stuff
like it's uninhabitable. It grows mosquitoes basically
professionally. I think that's your biggest
crop. Second is what, oranges or
something? Citrus.
It's a weird place, Florida. That was made completely
habitable by this mention of air conditioning.
True, but it's not nearly as people California's way.
Now crying the Joshua Tree are saying we should not have air
conditioning because they just all want us to go back to the
Stone Age. You don't need air conditioning
in a lot of California. I'm just saying it's really,
really nice there. If you've ever been and spent
time in California, it's really, really nice.
The only thing that's bad about California is that there are
people there. They've ruined it, which is.
Why places just? It's just the people.
It's the people, yeah. Everything else is great, like
mud slides just don't go where the mud is going when it's wet
and the roads are running. That's because they did bad
jobs. They haven't invested in
infrastructure in like 60 years. So everything that they're
running on was like what happened and worked in the 1950s
and 60s. They're like, yeah, that's good
enough. That's we, we peaked in the 60s.
We're not going to spend any more money.
Infrastructure's not sexy. You know, we want to do publicly
funded abortions. How about that?
Forget about the fact that our roads are going to fall into the
ocean. So you know, they don't spend
money where they need to, but that's the people problem.
The the land is gorgeous like. They're on top of that people
problem. They're just going to bored them
all. They might be.
They're still, yeah, they're losing population too.
And they're coming to Texas and they're screwing us up and
they're coming to Florida and they're screwing you up too.
But anyway. Whatever.
Palmetto State Armory, Steve. 'S going to be standing at the
gate. He's going to be standing at the
gate to Florida, which he's also going to be building.
You have to build the gate to Florida 1st and then you can.
Stop. I want to be elected sheriff of
Florida. Like that'd be like, that'd be
like the sheriff of Nottingham. You like, you get the entire
state like a like, like a like a big preserve.
You just turn it into a democracy preserve.
I'll. Have my slang AR pistol with a
brace and bandolier of epipens and we got this it's.
Very good, I could appreciate this.
All right, can we go to pivot to something darker?
My dad brought this up to my attention yesterday and it
freaked me out. When I was a kid I remember
going to Mexico, which I don't like traveling, and I don't even
remember being excited about Mexico.
I always thought it was more of a threat.
I was like, I don't like this place and weird things happen
when you go to Mexico, especially when you're a
teenager. We went to I think Cancun in my
memory and my brothers came back.
I got sick right away. I ate a steak, which was
sketchy. You should not order a steak at
a seafood place in Mexico. They don't.
I don't know where they're sourcing their steaks, but I got
really sick. I was like febrile and so I'm
stuck in bed and I was a grown up ish.
I was like in college or something like that.
I'm hanging out there and I'm sweating bullets and I've got
the fever at like 103 and I'm just looking out the window.
And I remember hearing as part of the in briefing to the little
resort thing we're staying in, which was only for Americans.
You have to be really careful after dark going into the hot
tub. Now, what do you think the top
two most dangerous things are going on in the hot tub in
Cancun after dark in Mexico? They probably involve some
Spring Breakers doing things that involve making children.
OK, that's one. That's a good gross thing.
But yeah, what's the what's the other one?
Well, it is Mexican water, so maybe something like that's
going to give you was it diphtheria or?
Some flesh eating bacteria. OK, no, no, it was a freaking
saltwater crocodile. Was what they said.
There was a big crocodile that would hang out in the hot tub.
And so you're like, oh, OK, that sounds like an outrageous story.
Is that even possibly true? So here I am sick, you know, I
have about where I'm feeling like slightly better and I'm
walking out to get some of the fresh cool, like super humid,
gross Florida slash Cancun air coming in off the Gulf of
Mexico, which is full of like, you know, just full of like
toilet water. And to the toilet water, which
is now up in the humidity is like blown around.
And I, I kid you not, bro, a freaking crocodile.
I watched it crawl into the hot tub and I watched the hot tub
goers who were doing the teenage thing that you were talking
about, trying to make babies, not understanding it ran out
because the crocodile was like, this is where I hang out at
night, y'all? This is what I do.
I have a natural aversion to Mexican hot tubs.
And then when my dad told me the story, at first I thought it was
kind of amusing and then I realized it's actually like
super sad. This is another reason why
America is a better place. Even when it sucks like the
worst, America still doesn't have very many of these.
I've never read this one. American Tours died in a
shocking hot tub electrocution at a Mexican resort.
I don't like the way they wrote that.
That's a really sad way of writing it.
Who did this come from? I want to say this came from the
Independent. So I think that's a British.
Yeah. independent.co.uk bystanders couldn't do anything
because there was a ongoing surge of electrical current that
killed a 43 year old man and it massively injured and burned his
wife, who was 35. They were to pull her out, CPR.
She's in the hospital still. This dude died on vacation.
It's one of those things that makes me not want to go on
vacation. I hate travel.
And then I read stories like this and I understand that it's
totally anecdotal, but like you don't know how anybody is
maintaining anything else that our our palate cleanser today is
actually going to cover down on this.
I don't like going places that are not my places.
How do you feel about going places that are not yours?
Well, first of all, that guy died the way that Liam Neeson
tortured that that human trafficker in taken, right?
Like he just turned on the juice and walked out the room.
I mean, I can't think of too many ways that are worse than
that to go. Why travel?
The philosophy is you should find something for your vocation
that you love to do, and if you do, you will never work a day in
your life. I don't know if I believe that
by the way I I work and I feel like it's work.
If you love where you live, you never have to go on vacation
because every day is a vacation. Steve and I were talking about
this just the other day, about how he was like, why go to the
beach when I can walk to the beach from my house and I can
just be there? Yes, walk.
I mean, I'll get there faster. I'll run.
I know that about you. What about your kids?
Will they run with you? I actually had my older one
asked me if he could get up at 4:30 04/30 and ride his bike
with me to the beach before. He, dude, that's a dad victory.
Yeah. And you know what?
Then he make him, you need to wear a hoodie because I know
you're cold. Anyway, it's 4:30.
The sun's not out yet, so you should wear a hoodie and then
make him just, like, have a little Bluetooth speaker that
plays like rocky montage music for the all 13 miles.
Will he do that? Oh, absolutely he would.
He would do it and he would. I mean, I've just introduced him
to the the Rocky movie franchise at this point.
So he's pumped up. He's only gotten to Rocky 4.
So I'm like, hey, be prepared. It gets a little bit off, but.
Are you going to take him all the way through the Creed, the
1-2 and three? I might, you know, if he he
enjoys the the 6th Rocky, then then we might have to look for
some new material. But yeah, he loves the
soundtrack. Rocky 4 training montage.
He doesn't get much more American than that.
There's nothing more American. In fact, that is a big piece of
the intro to the American Radicals podcast, which people
can find. We'll queue that up.
You want to talk about? You keep coming up tomorrow.
And then I've got AI Guess I've got this palette cleanser that
you should watch. It's something that we will both
appreciate and people are going to want to find it on iTunes
right after. Yes.
Join us on the American Radicals podcast tomorrow on
rumblerumble.com/am Red Pod. The Saturday show goes live at
noon time. Garrett and I are going to be
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go deep dive into that. What time again?
Noon time. Noon Eastern.
People always tell me they're always like, hey, I, I don't
know when it is and they always forget.
You have to come in here and actually corral the cats from
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You guys are also there on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
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And don't be deadbeats, come join us 0830 Tuesdays and
Thursdays. I'll raid you right into the
Kyle Surfin show. What does a RAID look like?
What do they do? We just get all our bandoliers
of EPI pens and our slung AR pistols with braces and we just
come on in 54321 raid. OK, I'm debating.
I'm going to get let you choose it.
You're the guest. Do you want to go review first
five star review and then palate cleanser or do you want palate
cleanser in review? Oh, dessert first, got to give
me the cleanse. OK, cleanse it is, folks, get
yourselves ready. Actually, let me go ahead and
plug the guy. Also, for some reason I have a
thing about Catholic vote. If you guys have a student that
wants a constitutional study scholarship, you guys can go to
Catholic Votes website. Check that out.
Very good idea. Alec, this is Eric Diasandro.
D Alessandro, you can find him again.
It's Eric spelled out with AD apostrophe and then Alessandro,
he's on Instagram, he's a comedian.
This, he was featured in our little sort of piece that we did
with the Zillow problem, the mortgage thing.
This is also timely today. I hate going out.
When you get old enough, you don't want to go somewhere
outside of your home and talk to strangers.
So Steve, this one is dedicated to you coming up, right?
And now I'm stuck making small talk with some guy about
traffic. He's ensuring things that no one
has done. He's drinking a strange beer.
I don't fit in here. Then my wife sneaks and whispers
in my ear. You want to sneak out early when
I'll sing about? I looked to her and said, I knew
you were the love of my love. Let's go get Taco Bell and be in
bed by 1035. I'll leave and watch that.
That is the issue of. This weekend, happy Father's
Day, first of all, to all everybody there up there, Sarah
Fan nation and my wife's like, what are we doing for Father's
Day? And I'm like staying home.
That's all I want to do. That's all the dads in your life
want they. Just want to stay home.
That's that's how you let him know that you're the love of
their life and also kids. Dads just want to stay home.
That should actually be the story.
It's like girls just want to have fun.
Dads just want to stay home. We're just tired of it.
I don't like it. The world is not awesome.
It's way better at my house. I have all my own stuff there.
I also have an entire arsenal, a real arsenal, not a bunch of
duct tape knives, although we probably should get some of
those too 'cause they look kind of fun.
They look like throw down knives anyhow.
All right, let's do a 5 star view.
Steve, thank you for enjoying that with me.
And folks, you should probably go by that and play that all the
time. It runs around in my head and I
played it for my wife and got a belly laugh out of her while we
were driving. So that just tells you that's
how the Seraphin house rolls too.
My absolute favorite, by the way, Do you want to leave and
not say goodbye? I totally want to do that.
I'm terrible at the Irish goodbye.
I feel really guilty, but I'm working up to it and I'm going
to start doing it more. All right, here's a 5 star
review coming from some of our lovely listeners over on Apple.
This one is from MLC Russell. I don't know if I read this one
before. I feel like I may have.
So if I'm giving you double doses, Russell, MLC Russell, you
know, thanks for writing a good review.
And then we'll delete it and we'll move on to the next one.
A couple of in there. Let's break that 1000 mark.
God bless the suspendables. 5 stars.
Get your interesting. Relative humorous, spiritual and
helpful daily dose of information with Kyle Hymns
guests and the Suspendable Co stars are engaging and
informative. That's you Steve, the topics
that are relevant and interesting.
This podcast offers a fresh perspective, and it seems
designed to help you understand why the government's not working
for you anymore, even offering tips on what you can do about
it. Prepare or repair.
Oh, my man, There you are. Highly recommend the Kyle Serif
and show. Five stars with five emoji
stars. We really appreciate that.
Steve, you're in there. So that's why I chose that one
today. I hope you have a wonderful
weekend and happy Father's Day to you.
And tell your kids to let you stay home.
Yeah, Happy Father's Day to you as well.
And to everybody in the chat, enjoy your weekend.
All right, there it is, folks. We appreciate all of you guys.
Joining you're in the chat. Happy Father's Day already
rubbing up there. Juicy rib eyes for all.
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