Take a look behind the curtain with a real whistleblower and
American patriot. Prepare to embrace the
uncomfortable truth because this program has no time for
comforting lies. Here is civil liberties
enthusiast, Second Amendment defender, and recovering FBI
agent Kyle Seraphin. I'm getting ready for a Cash
Battelle moment. Guys, it is Friday.
It is the 27th of February. Welcome to the Kyle Seraphin
show and hello, my friends. Let me just tell you that today
is going to be the greatest show that I've ever done.
It's going to be the most impactful, the most important,
the most fun, the most interesting, the most
entertaining, the most intellectually stimulating show
that has ever been done at this podcast.
And luckily, I'm going to be bringing my buddy Steve Friend
on to be part of it. What are we talking about?
We're going to be talking about the freaking X-Files.
I'm going to make you a promise. Number one, I'm going to scare
the living. Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot,
shoot, shoot out of you. I'm going to scare you because I
didn't sleep well last night. I had a terrible phone call that
gave me some of the worst information about this country.
And that is absolutely it is. It is peace stealing.
And so in order to make you understand that that it's going
to be OK, we're going to play a ton of really funny stuff too.
And I'm going to try to make Steve friend laugh, but we're
going to give you some biting commentary.
How what I'm seeing the the news media do is bury the scariest
thing that I've ever heard. And I'm, I'm not even playing
with you right now. And I often get criticized by
like 3 of you that are upset that I don't give an action
plan. First of all, I'm not your
general, I'm not your boss, I'm not your pastor.
And I am not trying to tell you how to live your life, even
though I think I probably know how to live an OK life.
I'm going to tell you that if you want to know what the action
plan is. Seraphin, what do we do about
all the things that are bad? It's very, very simple.
There are four FS, so I've made it quite simple for you to
remember them in order. Increase your faith.
I'm working on it. It's actually very hard work
with being close to your family. That's a little bit easier and
they're a little bit more proximate.
Get active and solve your problems in fitness.
We all can be more fit. And lastly, up your handling of
firearms so that you can defend those things.
That's it. It's four FS.
It's very simple. They're all within your power.
They have nothing to do with hoping or wishing that somebody
else will change. You don't ever have to do that.
And the 5th is Watch Friendly Friday, which is what we're
doing right now. So way to go.
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that. Let's get into today's program.
Let's start smiling and crying at the same time.
Guys, I made AI made like a really terrible meme the other
day of the ending of the movie Training Day, where the guys
like, I think I understand, like what the what the streets are
all about. Got to manage your smiles and
cries. Got to manage the smiles and
cries. And he's like, tell me about
that. Whatever.
Anyway. And then, like at the end,
you've got the the crash out where Denzel Washington's
character just, like, falls apart, right.
Yeah. So let's bring on my.
I don't know what Steve's going to do, if he's going to smile or
cry. Oh, I got to find the button
because my daughter moved this stuff around.
There it is. Let's bring on the Steve friend.
Here we go, Steve friend. Dude, are you wearing?
Are you wearing your dad's shirt?
That shirt looks too big on you. What's happening here?
You know, I keep seeing the changing of the sizes.
I've never changed. I'm a pretty stubborn guy.
I've worn a large T-shirt my entire life and it's not my
fault that they are making them larger or smaller.
I refuse to change. OK, look at this.
Hold on. We are not on Rumble, That's
cool. And we are not on locals, even
though we should be. So let me actually just fix this
while we're sitting here talking.
Are you cool with that? I'm good with that.
I can talk about the four FS which I think.
Layout your theories on the four FS.
Let me put you on the screen. Let me go fix this problem of
people in the rumble chatter losing their minds.
I didn't do this. Go ahead, give him some 4F
thoughts. Steve I.
Like the four FS, I think that those are in the appropriate
order. Faith, family, fitness,
firearms. I also think it's pretty
appropriate because 4F would mean that you would be unfit for
military service. So if you pursue those
particular things in that particular order, you would go a
pretty long ways at avoiding World War Three, or at least not
being roped into that. You're not going to be in the in
the in the slop indulging folks who are getting the neo con war
boners from Fox News thinking that we need to go and do those
things. I mean, those people probably
need to loosen up their MAGA hats so they can get blood flow
to other extremities. But I do like 4 FI think that
that is again a it's reminiscent of the bullseye theory that you.
Can you do it like Candace Owens and you say reminiscent?
Reminiscent no architecture or or the Federal Bureau of
Investigation the borough. Yeah, that's right.
All right. I think we should be coming back
in. I think Rumble should be coming
online shortly. So for the people that are just
now watching and you're like, where the hell have you guys
been? No, where have you been?
Because Rumble is sketchy of course.
I'm seeing in our chat that people have said that This is
why they sold all their Rumble stock.
Rumble is is not great. It's not a great place to stream
to when you've used some of the other ones.
They're such a better bad father has returned.
Even so you know, Adam Curry, I guess doesn't hold that
designation anymore. I I guess he got leg dropped by
Dan Bongino, former Co deputy director of the FBI and the
title is now moved over or he's just adopting and completely Co
opting attorney that he is no way entitled to All right.
Steve, can we start with something funny to laugh about?
He's always on a Friday. Do you remember when people
would find like some crazy fact, some information and they'd be
like, I've reached the end of the.
Internet. OK, this is an Instagram account
that I found, and this man is making the argument that we've
reached the end of music, which I actually think is probably
more plausible than reaching the end of the Internet.
OK. And it also actually works into
the four FS, like the thing people are always asking.
Like you're sitting here complaining about all the things
that are wrong. Yeah, that's kind of we're
pointing out the problems and then you figure out the solution
is kind of the the normal American answer.
But this guy actually has come down to, I think, some of the
actual answers. So I'm going to play it, will
reflect on it. We are going to get to The
X-Files, people, because we found out yesterday on accident
through a Fox News story and a Reuters report that The X-Files
are real and the people who are reporting it didn't even realize
what they reported. Scariest shit I've ever seen in
my life. Sorry to be flippant with the S
word. I'm trying to not do that.
Let's start with we're done with music.
It's time to move on to the critical things.
Here it comes. So I was watching the Grammys,
new artist performances, and I think we did it.
I think we've run out of songs and song ideas.
We don't need to be making music anymore.
It's time to turn our attention to farming.
We've already made all the music you can possibly make.
I mean, we got white guy, no guitar, black guy with guitar
girls, one of every kind, all pretending to be Korean,
pretending to be black. It's done.
We've completed music. Now we have to turn our
attention to farming and production.
There's a lot more innovation to be made in the field of
agriculture. Like we got to put down the Pro
Tools and pick up some real tools, like a Komatsu
PC-210-LC-11 hydraulic excavator.
Singing and dancing in a back alley.
That's not an art. 168 horsepower, 52,000 LB operating
weight. Now that's art, that's
engineering. That's how we get ahead.
We need less Cat's Eye and more Komatsu.
Pretty big. I think the fifth half has got
to be farming He he nailed it. It might be a higher up than
even firearms handling, although I don't have access to fire to
to farming at the moment but right.
If you are really into like a a paleo esque type of diet, I mean
like a carnivore, I guess firearms would probably be
better. But if you're like everybody
else in America, agriculture is probably going to rule the day.
People just love the carbs so much.
They it's just it makes me happy that some people are out there
paying attention to this locking in.
There's this guy did another one which said something to the
effect that I think this is the story of hold on.
I think it's the story of, of what is the best workplace
environment and how do you get the best workplace culture.
So I'm, I'm grabbing this on the fly here.
I spent an hour talking to somebody about.
OK, here it is. Yeah.
So the idea is, and and you know this too, there are some
workplaces where you really come together and you forge bonds of
friendship through violence or at least training for violence.
I think it's kind of the idea behind a lot of basic training
idea behind some police academies if you end up doing
combatives and stuff. I probably didn't.
Really working in like in a military law enforcement
context, I mean, that's like one of the first questions they
asked you is like, hey, are you willing to fight?
And will you have my back? Because beyond that, like, we
can pretty much overcome any sort of other disagreements we
have. Now, The funny thing about it is
a lot of people don't realize that's also the same interview
they do at Waffle House. I saw this video of Waffle House
employees just being the shit out of a guy, and I love the
workplace camaraderie here. Everyone's got each other's
backs. This lady's got a chair, this
guy's getting punches in from the back, even this little guy
getting a couple jabs, and just everyone's doing their part.
This is really just peak teamwork here.
Tech companies have been trying to achieve this level of
camaraderie for decades and they never have been able to do it.
Every company says we got great office culture, everyone works
together, but your product manager is never going to swing
a chair someone for you. Like, if I can't trust you to
swing on someone while I'm holding them down, then how can
I trust you with my Google Docs? Every company is trying to build
office culture all wrong. They're doing shit like, oh,
let's go do an escape room. Like, yeah, I'm going to really
enjoy escaping from a fake room with people I don't like.
That's fucking tight. I think the best way to build
office culture is just every once in a while let a drunk
asshole into the office and the only way to get him out is
everyone's just got to jump him. Just beat the shit out of him.
And that's how you build office culture.
Like if you want edit access to my slides I need to see you
bleed for me. Because brother, I do the same
for you. The drudgery of filling out
those TPS reports and triple kit would be way, way more bearable
if every once in a while you got to tune somebody up with a guy
in the cubicle next to you. I love the idea of just let a
drunk guy in every once in a while and then everybody just
sees what our unit cohesion looks like, right?
And the way that he sold that reminds me of some people that I
know. I have a brother that kind of
talks like that sometimes. I think he does at least.
Anyway, I just, I wanted to smile because this has been such
a scary. I had such a scary phone call
yesterday, Steve. I talked to George Hill.
Yeah, I'm with you. Terrifying.
I talked to Kurt Zuzdak. We shared a couple little bits
about it. I kind of covered this
yesterday, people. I didn't realize that The
X-Files were real. I'm actually going to just jump
into that story, if that's good, and we'll do that.
And then we're actually going to try to laugh a little bit too,
because it's so terrifying. Let's see how Fox News covered
this. There's nothing more fun for me
than finding out that Fox News is going to take maybe the
scariest revelation that we've ever had.
And they're going to do it in like a, a really flippant, funny
way. I saw Dan Scavino went out today
and he tweeted out his Google subpoena, the notification that
Duke Google had subpoenaed his records.
I have one of those two. If you guys go to my timeline on
social media, maybe we'll pull it up.
And and, and I also had my stuff subpoenaed and I worked there at
the FBI. Mark Meadows seems like he's
making light of the thing. And again, when I keep saying
it's the scariest thing I've ever heard of, I'm not
exaggerating. I'm not being funny.
This is not my dry humor, even though there's plenty of that.
This is this is The X-Files are real.
The shadow government is real. And everything that I've been
trying to claim was not true for a long, long time about the
so-called deep state, that there's not a bunch of guys
sitting around a table like smoking cigarettes like they
were in The X-Files. And I think I might be wrong.
What do you just initial impact of that thought does that land
with you? Where do you where do you think
based on what you heard yesterday?
Well, props to you first of all for being able to admit that you
were wrong on something. I mean, that seems to be in
short supply. If you're any, if you're a
podcasting sensation, somebody who's a far right conservative,
then apparently you just have to get your marching orders from
elsewhere and just outsource your opinion to whatever the
regime the administration is telling you.
So props to you on that. But I think that's pretty
terrifying if you've been on the inside and you say, hey, look,
there is an administrative state.
It's a bureaucracy. It looks a lot more like like
poor lighting and old carpet and coffee stains than the sleek
mahogany and the Wizard of Oz esque sort of feel that is
played up in Hollywood. But if in fact those were my.
Actual words, Steve, that I actually, I think you actually
quoted me that I said it was poor lighting and coffee stain
on a desk. I think those are.
Actual Kyle's a lot more like Office Space.
It does anything else. That's what you'd think anyway.
All right, so let's do Fox News covering what I think is the
scariest thing ever. I'm going to try to adjust the
audio in in the moment. And here we go.
Here to weigh in as Mark Meadows, former White.
House Chief of Staff Mark is that out of the realm of past
possibility that the FBI might have lied about spying on?
Susie Wiles and Cash Patel Well, it's not out of the realm of
possibilities, but you know, you've hit the the nail on on
the head. I can tell you it's the baby
steps that we're seeing on this front where the drip, drip, drip
of accountability is starting to come out.
But I find it breathtaking that here we are finding that Suzy
Wiles and Cash Patel were surveilled.
But more importantly, we have to put it in the context.
This was a person that was working on President Trump's
campaign, who is candidate Donald Trump running against Joe
Biden, and yet here they are surveilling it.
But listen, this is not the first time.
We shouldn't be surprised, Laura, because we've had
hundreds of people, myself included, that have been
surveilled for many, many months over the last several years.
Arctic frost, you've covered that.
But those on the left of center media, they don't dare mention
it. Thank goodness for Chuck
Grassley and Chairman Jim Jordan and their tenaciousness on
getting to the bottom of it. But we're just now seeing the
tip of the iceberg, I believe. Thank goodness for Chuck
Grassley, I guess. Do you have any thoughts on
that? And Jim, Jim Jordan, Jim spelled
with AGI just can't help noticing where we are on the
calendar because it is February 27th, 2026 and it's supposed to
have been our guys in charge. This is our FBI for over a year
now and this now has leaked out. You're telling me that the most
self-centered director in the history of the Bureau, more than
J Edgar Hoover, more than James Comedy, who loved himself some
James comedy? He never queried his own name
until 12 months into the job. It's actually, it's actually not
his fault in this case, Steve, as I've come to understand over
the last couple probably 30 hours, I'm going to break it
down and I'm going to share it with you and then I'll get your
reactions on it too. Right now on the screen, what
people are seeing is the notification I got from Google
May 10th, 2025 at 10:23 PM, no less on a Saturday.
Apparently the statute or the, the, the protection, you know,
automatically filed ran out and Google was able to notify me
that the legal process has been issued by the Federal Bureau of
Investigation compelling the release of information related
to your Google account. A court order was previously
prohibiting Google from notifying you about the legal
process. We are now permitted to disclose
the receipt of this legal process to you.
The agency reference number is as follows.
There's a grand jury indication right there.
This was a grand jury subpoena for all my Google records.
I imagine they also went out to Twitter 'cause we had some peace
from Twitter on this. So they got Google, they got
Twitter. I'm sure they went for any other
facilities they could get. Not all of them have a policy of
notifying the individual who was being requisitioned.
So the same thing that Cash Patel is bitching about and then
Mark Meadows, interestingly, is laughing about, which I found
very, very off putting. All of that is stuff that also
happened to me. So I I am not trying to make it
about me in so much as I'm just going to tell you I know what
that feels like. It shouldn't feel like it should
feel like, hey, they did it to you.
You should be burning down the structure that did it.
That would be a rational and maybe a logical and maybe a
sensible indication. Here's the story from Reuters.
You've seen this, Steve. FBI obtained cash Patel, Susie
Wiles phone records during the Biden administration.
What are the main how many stories of this have you read?
There's a couple of different places covering it.
I read the Reuters one that's that's about.
It OK, what do they hone in on as far as like the most
important part of the details here dude?
You're going to have to remind me I read too much yesterday.
Their big deal is that they got toll records as far as I can
tell. So here's your summary.
We can look it from the summary. So phone records were collected
around the time of the monologue case document or documents.
Case records were labeled prohibited, making them hard to
find. They kind of like just brush
over that. They brush over the prohibited
thing. Yeah, they don't.
Which is the scariest thing that I've ever heard and I'm going to
get into it in just a second here.
And then the investigators got obtained toll records.
You want to tell people with toll records on so they
understand what what was actually subpoenaed?
You don't get content, right? You're not.
You're not listening live like you would think of like a
wiretap where you're hearing a conversation between Kyle and
me. You would see when I called Kyle
and we see would be tied to my phone number or when he called
me the ingoing and outgoing. Records of those connections
being made, but you would not have access to the audio or any
sort of like that closed captioning transcript of our
conversation all. Right.
So it's a spreadsheet and it comes in and it has like call
place from and the time and maybe maybe a grid coordinate
location if you have, you know, specifics on that, maybe a tower
location identifier or something like that, right.
And then then you end up with the call received and maybe
where that happened or what the reception was, the duration of
the call. Is there any?
I'm trying to think if there's any other little thing.
There's just a couple of places in it.
The type of connection. It would be like if it was a
text message rather than an actual call.
OK, so voice or text or data connection or something like
that. So yeah, there's like a, there's
a couple different fields in these things.
But toll records, as you said, are not content.
It's not someone eavesdropping on your conversation.
So it doesn't make it any better.
What it allows you to do what? What is the purpose of?
I'll just ask you, what is the purpose of getting toll records
in that format? What does the FBI use them for
investigatively? You build out a person's network
of contacts to see who they're speaking to and who those people
potentially are speaking to. So you can get sort of a gauge
of what their circle of connections are and how they may
or may not fit into a criminal organization.
And then expand out the investigation to who?
Who all needs to be investigated?
Perfect. Now, point #2 that was mentioned
in this Reuters story, which I think is the worst thing, is
that the FBI, and I love that they said the FBI discovered the
phone records. The FBI had the phone records.
So that's really funny. The FBI discovered the phone
records in files categorized as quote, UN quote, prohibited,
which makes them difficult to discover on the bureau's
computer systems. Patel said he recently ended the
FBI's ability to categorize files as quote, UN quote,
prohibited. How many prohibited files did
you see while you were in the Bureau?
0. Did you know that there was such
a thing as a prohibited file? No.
When you opened a case, what were your choices in listing the
types of files like? What can you do in order to
either have Open Access or restricted access to a file when
you made a a case? You either make it Open Access
or restricted. Restricted would be like a need
to know sort of thing. It's going to involve a layer of
a classification and national security sort of thing.
But I worked generally in unclassified space because I was
working in criminal matters. So as I recall, and I really, I,
I think there's a way that you can do, actually do this.
You can different cases may be unclassified or classified.
So you may have things that are classified where the, the title
of the actual case is secret, no foreign because of the, the name
of the person or the, the target that's involved on the, the
national security side. Maybe it's a terrorist
organization, maybe it's a nation state actor and maybe
it's whatever, some individual who's a spy, something like
that. Then they may have code name
cases sometimes where you'd have a couple of illogical words.
So you might have, you know, a case that's called natural
immunity or nature's amenities. I'm just looking at words on the
screen up here or legal record, you know, whatever, it doesn't
matter. Content, content photo could be
the name of it. So you could have random words
and that those can be a code name case.
But as I recall, you have the ability to basically open them
up as a general case, which means anybody can search for
them, anybody can find them, anybody can add to them.
For example, if I were working a case in Washington, DC and Steve
friend is down in Florida and I sent him a lead and say, hey,
would you go interview this person?
Steve would be able to individually serialize, which is
uploaded to the file. He would be able to serialize
his interview to my case because it's Open Access and there's no
restrictions on it, right? Yes.
Now there are some that you can do where you might be able to
read what I've done. You might be able to find it in
a search, but only the people who are part of the access
roster are the ones this is the case managers, the case
participants, and maybe the case supervisor is able to actually
go in and add something to it. So if Steve actually did the
interview, he'd have to send me the three O 2 and then I would
have to serialize it. He might see it, but he can't
upload it without my help. Does that sound?
I think that's a thing. Well, and there's also a way
that you can upload your contribution to a restricted
file, but then you would only be able to view your your.
Narrow part. Nobody else's.
And that's I'm thinking about like personnel stuff like like
if you're applying for a transfer and you know 25 people
are playing, they don't want you like looking through and seeing
who your competition is for that.
So you can only see what you put in on yourself.
But you can get an idea of like, oh, there's 24 files in here, so
there's 24 other people. OK, exactly.
So you can see that there is something, but not content, kind
of like hitting the toll records.
You know that something happened, but you don't exactly
know what that thing was, but you can get kind of a list of
it. OK, so the reason this is really
important is because you'd never heard of a prohibited file.
You've never done a prohibited file.
I've never done a prohibited file, and I didn't know they
existed until yesterday. In fact, when I saw it, I was
like, that's not real. Reached out to some buddies and
I said that's not real. And half of them said yes,
including people that were supervisors that handled
incredibly sensitive investigations as both
intelligence and on the the law enforcement side with combined
many decades of national security experience.
They were like, there's no such thing.
And then I reached out to somebody who told me that they
did exist, but they were considered sort of legendary and
that if you were, if you'd been around the FBI long enough that
you would find out that they were there.
And then I called Kurt Suzdak and he said, yeah, not only do
they exist, but I've actually had whistleblowers come and give
testimonies about them. And it turns out those
testimonies, Steve, are things that you and I had refuted very
early on. Do you remember us talking about
a a honeypot operation that was like multiple women that were
targeting Donald Trump's campaign?
And Jim, Kobe supposedly went out there and did that.
Apparently those were part of prohibited files.
And so a prohibited file, people is a is, it's not just what does
they say here? It makes it difficult to search
on the bureau's computer system. It doesn't make it difficult to
search. People are making comparisons
right now to the file access level to the same level that you
might restrict a Google document for editing.
It's very much like that. It's 100% the same.
So I can set the level where you can read only or you can
contribute, but you can't delete or change or, you know, share
the permissions. So it's admin level access, it's
editorial access, or it's view only.
That's kind of what normally would happen in the case of
this. It's invisible to all, it's
unsearchable, and it's more like the island of the Ile de la
Muerta in the Pirates of the Caribbean.
The case that is prohibited is a file that is only findable by
someone who already knows where to find it.
And that would include the director of the FBI not knowing
that it exists and not having access to it at his fingertips.
So now we're going to go through kind of a little discussion
about history. And I think it's really
important for people to kind of get this idea of like, what are
we talking about here? I think what we're talking about
in this particular file system is that these are deniable
operations. This is the continuity.
Like the the federal government has a thing called continuity of
government. They've got bases that are
underground. This is like, you know, almost
science fiction type things, but I used to work in Albuquerque.
Kirtland Air Force Base has a couple of hollow mountains guys.
I used to watch trucks drive into the mountains.
You can actually find them on satellite where you're like,
that's a mountain, but there's like 5 doors in that mountain at
the bottom of it. Like I don't think there's
dwarves in there. There's huge, you know, you
know, deuce and a half trucks and five tons that are driving
in there day in and day out all over the place, adding things,
taking things away, storing whatever the hell they're doing.
I wasn't part of continuity government, so I don't actually
know what they had, but we've got things that are underground.
We have databases, we've got paper record systems.
China must find the like retirement documents in a
mountain. Right.
All of this stuff kind of like it pops up every once in a while
and people go like, oh, crap. Or then you'll see like a
documentary of someone driving like a huge semi truck into a
freaking mountainside in Colorado or Wyoming and you're
like, oh, that's real. OK, The where the hell is that
even going with that? The continuity.
Of government. So the continuity of government
is so that the United States government, if there were a
nuclear attack or like some sort of a, you know, like, you know,
what do they call it a designated survivor scenario
where you had a a decapitation strike where we lost Heads of
Government. There would still be people who
go hide and be able to continue on and run the government.
And it seems like the FBI actually has kind of a
continuity of FBI thing working in the background.
And so when I said that, you know, the deep state really just
looks like a bunch of people who want to keep their jobs and want
to just carry on and do the thing that they want to do and
make sure they get their pension and they can retire and protect
their agency because their agency is important because
that's what pays them. I think I might have been very
incomplete. And these prohibited files are
this. Here's my working theory.
Steve J Edgar Hoover founded the FBI, and for all intents and
purposes, J Edgar Hoover was the FBI.
It was an extension of the mind and the will of of Hoover.
Is that more or less what they kind of teach you to when you're
there? Yes, yes.
And he did so because he was just ruthless in what he was
willing to do with the capabilities of it.
And they basically came to the conclusion we'd rather have him
inside the tent peeing out than outside the tent peeing in.
Did you ever visit the the Hoover's library at at Quantico?
No. There's an entire library there,
and there's a wall of books that were allegedly written by J
Edgar Hoover that were written by FBI agents.
Did you know that? No the ghosts written by FBI
agents. They're ghosts written by FBI
agents, and they are attributed to Hoover as the author.
But they have, like, different writing styles because they were
actual, you know, basically 1811 is doing the job of an 1811.
And they were assigned like a, you're a decent writer, like,
write this story for Hoover. And so he published them under
his name and got credit for them.
And they just got their wages. Well, I mean, the guy was a
mastermind at manipulating media and attention.
I mean, how many times have in the last few years when you've
talked to anybody, how many times have people said, oh, I
used to watch that show, the FBI when I was a kid, the show in
the 60s. And the closing credits of that
show give a special acknowledgement to J Edgar
Hoover. He was curating what the popular
opinions were of the FBI through television at the time.
And they continue to do that every day.
In the same way that you actually had the FBI Academy
open up its doors so that people come to Silence of the Lambs.
These are like major PR OPS. They've been done for a very
long time. Here's the here's the, the, the
scary part. Hoover created the Bureau.
And for all intents and purposes, the, the way that the
FBI functioned was a, was again, it was an, it was a, a tentacle
outreach. The mind of Hoover extrapolated
across a bunch of different working organisms towards the
goals of Hoover. And then he died.
And that FBI, as Hoover imagined, it continued on, as
far as I can tell, but it didn't continue on through the director
of the FBI, which is what Hoover's position was, because
you couldn't replace somebody with a political appointee and
have them come in and be J Edgar Hoover.
What they did is they came in and they installed the number 2.
And the deputy director of the FBI has, at least as long as you
and I can remember and certainly long before our lifetime, the
deputy director is the FBI continuity program.
So here's what I found out about these prohibited files
yesterday, which is absolutely terrifying.
They are a program of the deputy director.
They are the, they are the, the purview of the deputy director
and they are essentially hidden files that only and only the
deputy would basically be able to do approval of.
And that means that the, the director as they go in front of
Congress, has plausible deniability and doesn't have to
say anything about it. And theoretically, if the deputy
goes in front and has to testify about anything in there, you can
just kind of hide behind that, you know, there, there may or
may not be an ongoing investigation in this matter.
A lot of these paper, these fires were apparently paper for
a long time. And it actually parts of them
are. When I was talking to George
Hill about it, they used to call it a bigot list.
And a bigot list is just a piece of paper with a bunch of names
that are read in on the program. And it's almost like a hastily
assembled task force. So you bring all these people in
from different agencies. We have a crisis situation.
They need to have like, you know, first name access and,
and, and badge access to this room where we're all going to
work. And so they do.
And so they call it a bigot listed program.
And then when it's done, the program goes away because I just
tear up the piece of paper and that's the end of it.
And you know, their, their clearances to the room are
revoked and they get to go back to their agency.
So it's a hasty task force. It's not to, to hide.
It's just for the speed of movement that we're going to put
a bunch of people together, do stuff.
When we're talking about prohibited files, we're talking
about their off books investigations on purpose.
And apparently there's something of a legend and or open secret
around people that are senior to headquarters and they don't have
a special classification level. They just have a if you screw
with it, you're going to be done.
And Kurt told me he represented people in the whistleblower
space that had criminal prosecutions come at them.
Oh, wait, didn't I just show what that looks like?
I think I did, where the FBI will investigate you, put you in
front of OIG, try to get a criminal charge to stick on you
simply because you're jacking with the program that they're
attempting to accomplish. The the files that they are
running are unclear and the only way they found them.
I found out this is real scary. They had to go line by line.
Can you tell people how an FBI case number looks and like what
it means so that they can kind of get it?
Because it's going to be relevant to explaining how you
find it. Yeah, think about it as like a
telephone number, right? So the first part of the
telephone number is the area code and then the second part of
the number would be like your general region and then the last
one would be like unique to you. So the first part of an FBI case
is an alphanumerica has letters and numbers, and that would say
the type of case it is. Is it an Indian Country crimes
case specific to a death investigation?
Or is it an Indian crimes case specific to a robbery?
Or is it a a public corruption case?
That's specific to to 1 sport of things.
So there's a letter and a number.
The middle would be the office that has responsibility.
So I worked in Jacksonville, JK if I worked in Chicago.
CGI mean you kind of learn what those initials are kind of like
state acronyms. And then the last portion of the
case number is just a number stream.
That is basically the case number.
If you want to query for that specific case in the system,
which is called Sentinel, you wouldn't need to type in the
first part, you wouldn't need to type in the second part.
If you just typed in the numbers for that third part, it would
pull up the case. Right.
OK, so just so under people understand and those numbers are
assigned how Steve? They're sequential.
They're sequential numbers. So file number 111115 is
followed by file number 11116 and 111117.
Now if you were to look at your number, let's say you you open
up a case and you get 11115 and the next one you open up it's
11118. Would that concern you?
Either that or somebody simultaneously was opening up
two cases in between. Well, and that happens all the
time, right? Because we've got 14,000 people.
There are people that are opening admin cases and as far
as we can tell, like I never got sequential case numbers.
They might be like roughly in the same category, like they
were within a couple 100 or a couple thousand of each other.
But there are literally like probably 10 million cases at any
given time being tracked there. So we would get these numbers,
they'd be non sequential, but they would be following a
sequence. You'd see it be like you
wouldn't open a case and find it was like a smaller number than
the previous case. It's always growing.
Now, if you were to take all
those numbers, which nobody can do because you don't have access
to all the numbers. But if you could, if you had the
access to do that and you were to lay them all out and then you
were to find that they were gaps, that there was no 6 and
there was No 9, but you did have A5 and A7, an 8 and A10.
You might look at it and go, well, where is where are these
missing numbers? And these are the prohibited
files. They're unsearchable.
They don't show up with your name.
If you were to actually ping off something that should be in
there. They're not accessible and
they're not visible to everybody unless you have whatever this
position is. Now, this goes to the kind of
the final piece that I need people to understand, which is
that when you open an FBI case and guys, this is super pedantic
and I understand that the banality of evil is this.
It is that evil things can hide when nobody wants to hear the
details of it. So when you open an FBI case,
you're the FBI case agent. So you're Steve Friend.
You open it up as Steve friend, correct?
Yes. And you're the case manager,
which means you're the case agent.
That's your case. You can add some people to it
that are going to also help you. Maybe your IA, maybe your SOS,
Yes. So these are going to be your
embed analyst and your analytical types.
What are they called? They're well, they could be a Co
case agent or they could be the no.
Another name escapes me. Case participants.
Yep.
So we've got case manager, maybe a Co manager or an additional
case manager. Then you have your case
participants. These are people that are on the
squad that might have some reason to add to it.
And then also approving authorities you.
Can So you have an approving authority and there's two ways
you can choose approving authority.
I'm your boss, so you can choose me as.
As you your name, my name, or the role that you're filling.
You can have me be supervisor of Steve Friends squad so I'm the
supervisor of JK1. Yeah.
And that would make sense just for ease because like if you're
out for the day and I need something to prove to whoever is
filling their chair for you could approve it, I wouldn't
necessarily have to wait for you to come back to work to do it.
So we can do it as a name. We can do it as a role.
If you have something that is the purview of the deputy
director, there are two ways that they could they could do
these things. And I have to assume that
they're digging through this and Fox News smiling off Mark
Meadows like this scares the crap out of me because it
doesn't sound like they get it. They could assign it to the
deputy director, which means the new deputy director would have
all of these cases under his name, under his role.
So he pops in, it's Dan Bongino. Dan Bongino actually has access
to all these case files. Or you could save it as the
outgoing person's name. You could open it as an
approving authority equals Paula Bate.
And when Paula Bate leaves, so does the approving authority for
this case, as does anybody's access.
And as these people retire, they're gone and there is no
more. There's no more access to it
because if it can't be shown up unless you have it, my guess is
that these things are either in a like some sort of encrypted
word file where you're copying pasting the the hyperlinks to be
able to get access to the file, or they've literally written
them down by hand somewhere, which is the easiest way to keep
them out of the computer system. So or they're not even, you
know, all their paper files all together.
I'm thinking about it, it they're, they're left in some
sort of queue without having been approved, but they're
there. It it would be like you draft an
e-mail and don't send it and everybody has access to that
particular e-mail and they can see what's in the drafts.
That's the way you're communicating without actually
sending it across the wires. Yeah, if you guys don't know,
this is a classic sort of digital dead drop technique that
people would use. So Steve and I both create the
same Yahoo, or he keeps the Yahoo account, sends me the
password. Now I can open the Yahoo.
He can open the Yahoo rather than send it back and forth
where the NSA is going to be able to look into like, oh,
there's a transmission of an e-mail from Steve Friend to Kyle
Seraphin. If Steve writes an e-mail,
leaves it in draft form, I go in there and I edit the draft with
my answer. And so we have a conversation of
edited emails that are never sent.
And that's called a digital dead drop.
So we're communicating by dropping something for the other
person to come find, but we're not transmitting it from one to
the other. So you could theoretically run
cases like that where it's just simply in draft all the time and
you have access to it, but there's no approving authority.
The problem is it would disappear.
And if you have cases that are not searchable, that are not
accountable, that don't show up in an audit, that don't ever
actually technically even exist, If somebody were to run, let's
say, a discovery, let's say they were going to run an index on
somebody. How many times has Kyle Seraphin
appeared in FBI case records? Well, it shows up in my
background check. It shows up in every case that I
opened. It shows up in any interview
that I contributed to somebody else's case.
It shows up in an award that was listed for me that somebody sent
off the headquarters and got it approved.
So there's an admin file that says whatever Seraphin
promotions look like and there's a off books investigation into
me, Susie Wiles, Cash Patel, Dan Scavino, take a pick.
Those are not going to show up. So when it comes down to the
time of like, oh, there were toll records that were gathered.
Well, where is the file of it and what was in them?
Nobody knows because they were attributed to a file that
technically doesn't even exist in the file system.
And to have that, and as somebody pointed out to me
yesterday who had some knowledge of this, imagine what things are
in these files that we have not found.
This is the actual definition of a basically a shadow government
working, which is why I put cancer man, my favorite, my
favorite X-Files character, probably everybody's favorite,
right? Why that guy is the sort of
mascot of today's show. Because there's nothing scarier
than finding out that there actually may be in fact, a group
of people that are completely unaccountable to anybody.
They can do whatever the hell they want and there's no
oversight and there's no way to find it after the fact.
That's not supposed to happen in law enforcement.
And they feel entitled to it because they're kind of
following on the prime directive that J Edgar Hoover laid out for
his institution. And that is the politics of the
Bureau are whatever is good for the Bureau.
So we're going to run cover for however we have to.
We're going to go after whoever we have to.
And what is in the D ROG file that is probably in a prohibited
access file on the current director of the FBI right now.
And then they're just waiting to drop it.
Here's where it gets really scary.
If you have the ability to run off books, operations that are
not accountable to anyone, that can't be audited by the next
administration that comes in, that can't be looked at and
determine whether or not there was legality there or not.
And you have to manually go through an audit by laying out
every single case that was opened for God knows how many
years to go back and then looking for any single missing
number. You would say, well, AI could
search that really easily. I mean, you could theoretically
#1 that means you have to introduce an AI agent into an
enclave that is classified up to and including secret, and the
enclave included up to including top secret.
You're going to have to put some AI bought that you wrote.
And we know that it takes forever for government to do
anything. Apparently it cost about like I
can't remember if it was like 30 or $50,000,000 to create
Sentinel. Did you know that?
And they didn't get their money's worth.
No, of course not. But they spent years and years
doing something because they wanted a completely proprietary
software. What we heard in the story,
which I'm going to go back to you for one second here, we
heard in the story that they've removed, Patel said he recently
ended the ability to categorize files as prohibited.
So they either did what, a a code update to Sentinel that we
don't think you know. Do you think that there's a way
that you could actually remove a capability from Sentinel in an
update? No.
No, I don't even my. Experience no breaking.
Ever. Yeah, they're always breaking
Sentinel people. It's government computers on on
like a really, really inefficient, silly software that
cost so much more money than it ever should have.
And so the scariest thing about this particular article is that
Cash Patel could end it. And that's a great idea.
In fact, I'll give him praise for doing so.
And yet this is actually the evidence he needs that there
should be no FBI as it's currently instituted.
And if you went through and you went line by line and let's just
theoretically say you invented some sort of artificial
intelligence that was cost effective and efficient and
could find these sorts of things, ultimately it's going to
come down to who is doing this? You're going to need to get
somebody across the table from you to explain what was going
on. And that would be a person who's
been participating in these prohibited files for a long
enough time, which means that they were trusted to do what was
good for the Bureau. You're not going to get them to
bring ranks. They're.
Going to be implicating themself and so that actually adds to why
this kind of stuff and the relevance of the Epstein, the
Epstein transparency act is going to be really, really
critical to this. There's a couple things I want
to point out for people that are that are interested in Epstein
stuff. Broadly speaking, we did a show
on last Friday with George Hill where I think we fairly
conclusively, I think convincingly laid out that we
are dealing with a an agency that was complicit in Epstein's
actions and likely they Co signed on it.
And the reason we did that logical leap, and I don't know
if you watched it, Steve, so let me just walk through and you
tell me if this makes sense to you.
We found out that the Israeli permanent mission to the UN was
providing physical and technical surveillance and security to
Epstein's apartment in New York City.
OK. Is it a fair logical leap in
your assessment to say that if the Israeli physical mission to
the UN, which is the equivalent of like a consulate or an
embassy type thing, it's a physical presence where they
have Israeli soil in, in US, you know, territory those people are
going to have access to whether they explicitly work for or
they're answering to intelligence people, whether it
be Mossad, IDF, take your pick. That somebody there is also dual
hatted. Is that probably pretty fair?
Yeah, absolutely. And if we have Israelis working
in an intelligence operation in New York City, which we know
that they're doing that anyway in other places, because there's
plenty of cases on this kind of stuff, there's no chance that
that guy is not also a likely target for the CIA for any time
he travels outside the US. And also the FBI, because the
FBI has to cosign on a lot of the stuff that goes on
domestically with the National Resource Group, which is CI as
domestic thing. And then lastly, there's going
to be signals intelligence involved, which is NSA.
All that sounds good. Yes.
And then on top of that, that would be shared with Five Eyes
partners. So there would be.
MI Six knows about it the some of the EU countries, France,
whatever, New Zealand, all that Australia.
So that tells you from what we've just found that's publicly
available and kind of like dropping the veil a little bit
that we have a person that is at least involved in, if nothing
else, as a potential target or a an active target of multiple
foreign security operations, multiple national security
operations from different countries, not all of whom share
all the information. And it also tells you the FBI is
Co signing off on that. Now, I want you to consider this
In any of the Epstein file leaks that you've seen or the Epstein
file, like, you know, synopsis and articles that have been
written up, have you seen a single file that indicated that
there was a counterintelligence case on Jeffrey Epstein by the
FB? I, I have not, and I've always
gone back to something back to almost like the personnel
question about the prohibited files, Who was running those?
You need to talk to that person. I thought one of the biggest
things that we need to find out from the files dump was the
individuals who were doing the investigation.
What was their lane? What was their subject matter
expertise? Were they a Child Exploitation
agent? Were they a foreign
counterintelligence agent? We need to know that because
that would go a long ways to explain the nature of the cases
that were being worked against him or he was being investigated
for. And I haven't seen anything
about FCI. I've seen exactly two types of
cases that are both out of New York City.
So if you guys go look, you'll see the file numbers as Steve
described them, kind of the area code phone number thing.
You're going to see that their New York field office cases, so
they have NY as the second 2 digits and the opening piece of
it is a criminal indication. One of them is about, you know,
underage or whatever Child Exploitation.
And the other one is about sort of like suspicious death on
federal property. And I can't remember exactly
what it is, but it's essentially was he murdered or did he die of
natural causes or did he commit suicide?
So they had a death investigation, which is what
Steve and I have done. He's, I've seen a lot more than
I have, but I've opened death investigations.
The thing especially in prisons, if there's, if they're federal
inmates and then you have the other one, is that the child
sexploitation 1. So those are the only ones.
But what I didn't see are any of the indications that they're,
we're talking about either global or specific nation, as
you call them, foreign counterintelligence
investigations. I didn't see a single FCI case
that has had files come out. And Mike Johnson even said it in
his little thing of why we can't release it.
There's national security implications.
Well, that wouldn't be the case for a child sex trafficker at
all. There's there's no reason unless
you know for a fact that there are in fact some, some Co signed
on CI cases. And one of the things that you
use for, there's a couple things what do you want to talk about,
like source recruitment and the sort of things that you can lean
on people for, like their instincts that allows you to get
them to work for you it. Is what are their motives why
would they come to work for Uncle Sam on be on team America.
I mean it could be just straight cash like financial incentives.
You could have a hammer over them.
They are have been caught red handed committing a crime.
We're going to work towards leniency with the prosecutor's
office if you have to do us a favor.
They could just be a patriot who just wants to help America.
They could be a woman who's angry at an XI mean there's all
these. Different motivations, yeah.
So a lot of them come down to the same things, especially if
you're going out on a cold recruitment and you don't
actually have something over somebody, Although having
somebody, you know, having a a crime on them is great.
You've got, it's like sex. It's money and power.
Those are the kind of the classic influences that people
use is what the CIA uses is what all of our foreign Intel
services are going to lean on. And that's what they actually
are looking for when they're trying to find out if somebody's
an insider threat. It turns out they're looking at
somebody susceptible to cash money power.
Are they dishonest? Did they cheat on a test?
Were they looking to like achieve a gain that they
couldn't have otherwise achieved?
Are they somebody who has been financially dishonest or they
can't handle their finances? So they're they're not like a
leveraged position. So they're always making people
who have a, a security clearance do financial disclosures because
of all this. And again, the fact that there's
none of this information on Epstein is very interesting to
me. And when I was talking to George
yesterday, he goes, this is not like flipping over a rock, the
prohibited files concept, It's not flipping over a rock and
finding out that there's like some creepy crawlies living
under the rock. This is way worse.
And I, I drew the analogy that's more like flipping up a manhole
cover and realizing that there's an underground city that
operates completely autonomously from your city and is not
answerable to your city and doesn't require it.
And in fact might actually be influencing what happens above
ground. That's what this is more like,
people. Just just from a operational
standpoint, Epstein, there's there should have been a Type 5
assessment on him right away just because of his access.
That's it. And we have not seen even that.
A Type 5 assessment is basically we want to recruit you to become
a source. Where are your motivations?
Where can we push in order to incentivize you to come over to
Team America? There's nothing in the files
that I've seen that relates to a Type 5.
This leads me to believe this is Kyle's speculation and
supposition that there's a pretty decent probability that
this kind of a file could have been used to hide A Jeffrey
Epstein work. And the reason you would do that
if the deputy director signs off on it is because the things that
are going on are otherwise illegal, like condoning, you
know, a underage minor child in prostitution in order to achieve
national security goals. That's pretty freaking filthy.
And that should pretty much be off limits to a law enforcement
agency. But if you're an Intel agency,
like, you know, it's all fair game.
That wouldn't be a problem necessarily overseas for a lot
of our different Intel agencies, even if it had individual issues
for the person institutionally, they don't have an issue with
that, especially if there's cultural differences to be able
to sign off and hide something like that, it would go into a
prohibited file. And that's what we were
speculating gets yesterday. And once you open your mind up
to the possibility of an unaccountable, you know,
unauditable and essentially burn on read type operation, which is
what they're talking about here, your mind can go as wild as you
want and you're not outside of the bounds, hence my statement.
The whole idea of The X-Files was, is that they were things
that the government denies knowledge of, right?
I mean, that's what that was literally what the intro was.
Government denies knowledge. You know, all these are these
varying accounts that we've got victim accounts, we've got
people coming forward and saying certain things.
We have a lot of smoke, we've got no fire and we have no
evidence when we're actually legally required now to release
all these files, which is what this thing did.
And so the answer is, is that it's actually hidden away.
It's not even accessible to the people who are running it.
And if you don't know where to look, just like the, you know,
Isla de la Muerta in the, in Pirates of the Caribbean, you
can sail all over the ocean, but you won't know where it is
because you can't find it unless you already know what it had.
You have to have that compass. You have to have the bearings.
And how long has this gone on? My guess is it's probably gone
on since the beginning. And then you think about
everything, even just, I mean, Epstein is the the giant story
now, but he wasn't always the big story.
And we were constantly regaled, particularly during the Biden
administration about all these big cases that were just going
nowhere. And where's the cover up?
And then there hasn't been any sort of progress in the year
plus that the Trump administration's been there.
They've had Kesh Patel and Pam Bondi and Dan Bongino, who were
supposed to be our guys in there.
And you're proffering that perhaps they just weren't able
to actually find the things because they weren't at their
fingertips. Here's what I also think is very
telling. Apparently there was a known
instinct that there was, this was out there, but none of this
stuff was even listed or discussed.
And we're now starting to see some records of it.
You know, people are shocked. They're talking about, oh, it
sounds like the attorney may have recorded a phone call
without the permission of the of the client.
And, and I've seen that the, the attorney has denied that, said
that didn't happen, that he would lose his license and would
never do that, which also makes a lot of sense.
I've got Jonathan, I've got Turley talking about that in one
second. So all the stories about whether
or not Susie Wiles was surreptitiously recorded and
whether or not like, you know, they're acting like this was
normal legal process, the subpoena thing.
And so it was outrageous that a judge would find it.
It's outrageous that an FBI agent would ask for it.
It's actually a truly logical step.
The only thing that's truly outrageous about all of this
stuff is that it's hidden in a file that nobody can actually
access. And the crazy thing was, is
while Dan Bongino was in that, that in that chair, one of the
things you and I criticize is that he was never going to be
able to be an effective deputy director because he doesn't know
Bureau culture. How many years did you actively
show up to work at the FBI and had a full time job there?
So 2014 to 2022, eight years. OK, so you have 8 years of
experience. I had six years of experience
showing up at the office. We talked to Phil Kennedy.
He had about 15 years of experience.
George Hill had 11. And every one of those guys,
when I asked them is there such a thing as a prohibited file,
what was the answer? No, we've never heard of this.
This was unique to a certain group of people that had access
to a certain, you know, sort of hallway walking around and
hearing people chat about this thing and even the people that
knew about it. And I talked to some senior
thirteens. The goal was like the, the, the
assumption was like that. It was like a sort of a
legendary thing. And the only way that our friend
Kurt Szczak was able to substantiate this thing existed
is because he had a client who was in one of these prohibited
files doing an operation that has been disputed by the FBI,
was defended by Cash Patel, is not a honeypot operation.
But in reality, all I can tell is, is apparently this was
actually given in sworn testimony under penalty of
perjury. And that client was unable to to
actually substantiate it because there is physically no file to
go, couldn't back it up. And the FBI doesn't turn it over
to OIG or anybody else because no one can freaking see it.
And so all of our experience, which, you know, people can can
point out, oh, you're under a decade.
It's like, OK, yeah, Steve, you were like more than 1/3 of the
way to retirement. I was 1/3 of the way to
retirement. Phil was 2/3 of the way to
retirement. He was 3/4 of the way, right?
You can retire at 20 years. A full career in the FBI is 20
years. So if you want to, if you want
to diminish 6815 years worth of experience, 11 or 12 years of
experience in the space, then that's fine.
If it takes 20 years to know what we're talking about.
And by the way, the people that do know about it have got about
20 years in. All you're saying is, is that
these files serve the institution of the FBIA
continuation of J Edgar Hoover. They do not serve an individual
director who pops in for a 10 year period because you could be
there 10 years and never hear about it, especially if your
deputy is going to keep you in the dark for your own safety.
Steve. I mean, just this opens up the
possibilities of, I mean, what about the prohibitive file on a
Capitol Police officer who was walking around DC dropping fake
pipe bombs that would not come across the radar of the code
Deputy director of the FBI, who is depending on a squad of
people to put up a Brody Patsy. And then in good faith took that
thing and like, well, that's where all the evidence points.
And that pains me to actually have to let them off the hook,
but it's possible. The other crazy things are is
the congressional liaison who we know threatened TomTom Massey
staff member. The one who's leaving.
Yeah, Marshall Yates, who's only been there since Patel's been
there. He's apparently out.
Bongino left. Both of those guys also got the
dispensation for a polygraph. Right.
What I kind of am gathering from people that have worked in and
around the headquarters building, we can't call it the
7th floor anymore because I don't know what floor of the
Reagan building they're doing it.
But I guess we call it the 7th floor because that's just what
we call it. Talking about the the senior
management of the FBI, Cash Patel does not have control of
this agency. This file system is evidence
that that is not the case. This should have been a day one
priority and a serious deputy director who had institutional
knowledge would know. And now that some of these guys
are getting kicked, their kicked out, I don't know if they'll
talk. But I'm not blaming Bongino for
not knowing that this existed. Because I didn't know and you
didn't know and Phil didn't know and other people didn't.
George didn't know. So that's important to know that
if you don't have the institutional knowledge, which
by the way, goes all the way back to what we said in the
beginning, you're really, really at a severe disadvantage if you
don't even have a source network of people that are going to tell
you about the whisper campaign. Hey, this is real.
So instead we're getting this, this strange, this strange, sort
of like it's a red herring to be excited about undercovering that
the FBI might illegally wiretap someone.
That's what I'm seeing. It's like, Oh my God, they taped
an interview they shouldn't have taped.
They taped a conversation they couldn't take.
Would you agree that client, attorney-client privileged calls
regularly get taped? You're just supposed to have a
taint team so nobody hears it. Can you talk about that a little
bit? Yes, yeah.
I mean, you get briefed on that when you're participating in a
T3A wiretap that there are certain privileged conversations
that you are not entitled to. So you're sitting there
monitoring and then you get an alert up phone calls coming in
and hello, hello. And then you figure out who
they're talking to because it doesn't say on the computer
screen like, oh, this is the preacher calling.
Oh, this is the doctor calling. This is the wife calling, This
is the lawyer calling. You have to ascertain that.
And when you realize, oh, this is one of these, this is one of
these categories that are privileged conversations that we
are not entitled to, I have to turn it off.
Then you can do that. But that doesn't mean that it
audio isn't captured. It doesn't mean that you didn't
hear it either, as the person on the taint team.
Now you may not be on the investigation, but you still
know that you still work in the building of the person that's
doing the work, right? Yes, so this is the scary piece
of it. All those calls you're
describing attorney-client privilege, you're sort of like
the privilege of the confessional or your pastor,
your, your, your marital privilege.
All these things are privileged conversations.
Your, your doctor, patient confidentiality.
These things are theoretically have been honored through a lot
of different case laws saying that you have a right to have
privacy there even if the government is investigating you.
Unless they can establish that the attorney or the pastor or
the spouse are actually actively involved in conspiracy that
you're being investigated for, then they can go and then they
can listen to those calls. But without that that those are
supposed to be sacrosanct. Yeah, and that's why they
bastardized that with Donald Trump, with his attorneys in the
Atlanta case. They said well no, they were
actually Co conspirators. It loops them in and it makes
them it it, it waves the dispensation for that particular
privilege. Here's Charlie talking about
something. And again, I'm only seeing
mainstream media talk about the toll records and how invasive
that is, which is actually not that invasive.
Like your phone company has it. So do a million people at the
phone company who they all have access to this kind of stuff.
Having worked in telco, I actually know that for a fact.
I worked in network engineering a little bit and then they're
talking about this confidentiality.
What I do not see is anybody making a huge deal about these
files and the idea of a prohibited file is utterly UN
American. Anyway, here's Charlie doing his
piece and. With regard to the Wiles, a
phone call, I was floored by this account.
If it is true, it does raise very serious ethical questions
for that Council. I've been an attorney for over
30 years. I I can't imagine having the FBI
listen in on a true attorney-client communication.
But to do so without informing my client, there's no
circumstance I could imagine where that would be justified or
considered ethical. We'll have to learn more details
from this, but it raises very serious ethical questions.
But it also again raises questions about the tactics.
Of, of Jack Smith and why we need to get to the bottom of
this. We need to learn from this.
I mean, it's it's, it's not just that these two cases collapsed,
but there's a lot of damage here and it's some chilling moves by
the by Jack Smith. We need to understand the full
extent of that so we never repeat this again.
So he's going in and highlighting something that I
don't think is anywhere near what the real issue is.
He's talking about, you know, acting like the FBI has not
violated attorney-client privilege.
We know that they sent sources into attorney-client privilege
meetings for J Sixers. As you just said, every single
Title 3 has the potential of being compromised in that way.
So it's just based on the ethics of the individual agent to not
turn over and tell somebody something that they heard during
a taint phone call and they're not supposed to.
But people are human beings. They're flawed.
I'm going to come back with a couple of the thoughts on that
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I'm going to I'm going to get fun and just start laughing
about this in a minute because this is like it.
It's already kept me up all night and and that's too much.
So we'll do jokes. This is Sean Hannity doing
coverage of this. This is one of his
correspondents getting like really, really serious stories
about what's the real problem. Kind of reminds me of the Mark
Meadows laughing about it. You guys are missing the point,
both the FBI and Jack Smith. Were out of control, becoming a
law under themselves, accountable to nobody doing what
they wanted, and they deployed malicious tactics that took a
Wrecking Ball to people's 4th Amendment rights they abused.
Subpoena power to seize call records of more than 400 private
citizens and 20 members of Congress.
Republicans who were Trump allies all to spy on Trump.
That is an egregious misuse of legal authority, which can
absolutely be criminal. It's called deprivation of
rights under color of law and conspiracy.
But seizing Cash Patel and Susie Wiles phone records is
outrageous. Even worse, tapping the
telephone call between Wiles and her lawyer deliberately invaded
the attorney-client privilege, and it violated the Federal
Wiretap Act. Now, I do find it hard to
believe I agree with you, Sean, that the attorney for Wiles
would ever consent to it without informing his client, because
he'd be disbarred for betraying his client.
But that doesn't even matter. Regardless, the agents who did
the wiretap can and should be charged with criminal
conspiracy, as well as Christopher Ray and Jack Smith,
assuming they were involved. And I have to think they.
Were they always say Chris Ray? You never hear the name Paula
Bate. My guess is that's always on
purpose. And by the way, Paula Bate, when
did his testimony in front of Congress before he left?
And he wore exactly what you might think, somebody who was a
deviant, that he showed up in a black suit with a black tie that
was real skinny. And he looked like an old school
G man who was involved in this shadow continuity of FBI stuff.
And again, they're focusing on the wrong stuff on Hannity, of
course. Do you think he left a letter in
the desk for Dan Bongino to find about the prohibited files?
Or even at this point, do you think like a Chris Raya has
access to it because you got elevated so quickly?
My guess is no, I'm I'm guessing this is like that's why they
always groom the next guy to come in.
Remember, Andy McCabe held that desk.
There was a guy named Paul David Bowditch who seemed like a
decent guy. But some people said Bowditch
was just like the others. He just hit it better.
He was likable because he was big and he looked like a, you
know, kind of an athlete and he was kind of a, you know, an FBI
agent's FBI agent. But at the end of the day,
that's not necessarily a good thing.
It turns out if the Bureau still the that instinct to defend the
Bureau over all things is is really scary as hell to me.
How about the remark that Dan Bongino made?
And then we also learned that Cash Patel was being a trash
panda looking through burn bags. What are the chances that the
secret room that he was shown was a distraction, but there
actually are those other rooms that house the paper copies for
these prohibited files? So one of the conversations I
had yesterday had to do with this sort of like people hear it
and you don't really know what it means.
I think, I think George Hill was explained to me that he sat down
with senior management and they said, you know, there's the
there's the files of the operations that we're working.
And then there's the operations that are only written down in
the safe, which is paper only prohibited file, a paper file.
That is not the way you have an accountable government that
actually thinks that they are meant to serve people for a
purpose. And again, I think that this
this whole story of why we've seen this wild Epstein sort of
failure that the roll out of it has been has been basically
obfuscated for a full year when it was something that Trump's
people came in and did. We're kind of speculating that
at some point when Dan Bongino said I've been shaken to my
core, that was him saying I've now been told like that they're
the evil here is deeper. And him trying to say that it
was about Crossfire Hurricane doesn't ring true to me.
It he doesn't say it like a man who's been shaken to his core.
I think finding out that there is an entire sub structure of
government that operates with total impunity and doesn't ask
for anyone's permission, gets funding and never has to tell
anybody what they did with it. That actually does shake it to
your core. Because I had that happen
yesterday and it washed over me for hours where I was like, what
the freaking hell? What is going on here?
And and the more you start looking at the implications of
it, it's freaking terrifying. Like there's no other way around
it. Like it's just the worst
possibility. And and how come you're willing
to talk about it and the pod father isn't?
Yeah, I I won't even put that on him because who knows?
Let me just tell you, it's really bad.
We did some comedian stuff earlier.
It's bad when a comedian nails it.
So I'm going to turn it to a comedian to sum this this story
up. And then we're going to laugh at
a couple things because we need it.
Is that cool with you? Yeah.
Let's do it. All right, I want your
reflection on this. This is Andrew Schultz.
He's one of my favorite stand ups.
And he's sitting on a podcast with Charlemagne and says, I
think everything he says here is actually accurate and probably
worse. And the reality is, and I don't
know, but this is what it seems like, it seems like the US
intelligence apparatus, IE the CIA, the FBI was in on it.
And in order to out this list, in order to out the blackmail
operation, they would be outing themselves for running a child
sex ring to incriminate. And I heard this one, It's a
good one to incriminate and compromise powerful figures in
our country. Bare minimum, the US, probably
the US and Israel. So you think this list was used
for purposes? To keep people in line, of
course, the honeypot, the honeypot, these honeypot tracks.
But is America ready to acknowledge that with taxpayer
dollars, their intelligence community, the FBI, the CIA, the
NSA, all these things paid for and ran a child fucking campaign
to compromise people with power and influence.
I thank him. What do you think of that?
Well, I think the American people are have already learned
that through taxpayer funds. We stood up organizations and
bureaus and agencies that did election malfeasance and went
out and tried to purposefully censor people's ability to speak
online about Hunter Biden or about the Wuhan flu or a whole
bevy of other issues. And we'd all just kind of like
absorbed it. That might be a bridge too far,
but I've been disappointed so many times in the past about my
fellow countrymen that it were so tribal with a personality at
this point. If it came out that it.
Well, yeah, but but it was that guy and not our guy.
The hope that I would have, that we would say, OK, it's got to be
shattered into 1000 pieces and scattered to the wind.
We wouldn't get it. I got your guy here.
Hold on. You know, I I don't like it.
It's that is not your guy. Where did your guy go?
Hold on. This is your guy.
This is the first time this has ever happened.
And we're working out a tremendous financial package for
them so they don't work. Whoever heard of this?
Usually you work out a financial package to get people working.
We're asking people not to work social distancing, that new term
that's become probably the hottest term there is.
So no, I'm very honored by the way the American people are are
taking this. I mean, it's so serious.
Oh, man, what is he doing with his hands there?
Steve, what is that theory? You used to call it the pumpkin
with somebody. The pumpkin is Kamala Harris.
Her grasp of the information is inversely related to the size of
the pumpkin. Donald Trump measures shelves
width, length, depth. But he does it and he emphasizes
at the wrong point. So he'll say we're doing this
fantastic thing. They don't really sync up real
well. It's actually a visual.
It's a. It's a.
It's an arm pause as instead of a verbal stutterer pause.
Yeah. Yeah.
Remember when we shut down the economy and it was super
important that we did that? We're paying people to stay
home. Yeah, we had to stay home, stay
safe, shut down your non essential business that you use
to feed your family and pay your mortgage and wait on your STEMI
check because there's an upper respiratory infection.
We need to. I look, I got really fired up
about this particular thing. Just kind of off topic for a
Friday when I was driving my son to school this week and he just
threw out something about coronavirus.
He's like, hey, do you remember when I was like, Oh yeah, I
remember to the point where the light turned green and he was
like, it's green. And I was just 1000 yard stare
of. I can't believe that billions of
people bought that. And one of the big reasons was
was because they were able to get people uninformed and
fearful and they just went along with what they were told to do.
It's worse than that. And that's the reason why I
showed the Donald Trump video. It's because, quote, UN quote,
our guy is there. It's the same reason why we
think the FBI can be reformed, because, quote, UN quote, our
guy is there. It's the same reason why people
were like, yeah, well, my guy told me to stay home, so I'm
going to stay home. Donald Trump said we need to
stay home for safety. He's really proud of the hottest
word out there right now, which is social distancing, which is a
really funny Donald Trump make mechanism.
Last night I dropped in on a on a Twitter space because
sometimes I just like to listen to see what people have to say.
And when I jumped in, they were immediately mad at me because
all I did was say back what they said, which was retarded.
It was the most retarded thing I've ever heard.
Steve. This is what a woman said.
She said I'm not in a cult of Donald Trump.
And I'm very disappointed that Donald Trump has endorsed people
like Tony Gonzalez in in Texas because he's a scumbag.
And I'm really disappointed that he's endorsed Greg Abbott for
governor in Texas because I don't like Greg Abbott.
And there's way better choices like DACA, Pete Chambers would
be a better option. So she said all these things.
She said. Sometimes, though, I believe
because I'm not in a cult that Donald Trump endorses people
that I don't like, so that I'll see who those people are to not
like them. That is on par with our buddy
the Canary Phil Kennedy saying I muted the word Trump and it made
my online timeline just way better.
And someone saying that he had more estrogen than Kyle
Seraphin. Like how dare you mute the name
of my God King? The stupidest thing I've ever
heard was the reason why Donald Trump endorsed the people I
don't like is so that I would recognize that those are people
that he didn't want me to actually support because he
doesn't like them either. That's why he endorsed them.
But the people that he that I do like that he endorsed, those are
real endorsements. And so basically this is the
unfalsifiable premise that my guy is always doing the right
thing. And there's a different reason
depending on what the answer is that I think that's, I don't
know, it's not cult like behavior.
It's just retarded. And you know, for people that
are fans of Candace Owens and saw this video out where she
didn't realize what Thunder and lightning were and my 8 year old
knows what that is, she couldn't find that thing out.
And that's somehow Milo Yiannopoulos said it was
charming, which I think is really funny.
I think it's kind of like people finding out that the word
retarded means slow and then I'm explaining like, see, it means
slow. And the reason people call me
retarded is because the things that I come to, my realizations
are slow. So it makes sense.
It's like, yeah, we all knew that it's it's really bad that
that whether it be the Q people or the 5G chess people or that
this there is probably a plan. The plan is just evil as shit.
And it's being run by people who look probably something like
this guy now that we've gone back into the 90s and decided
that, oh, all the things that were being kind of pushed out
there, you know, is it predictive programming?
Is it just giving us a reason to think that it's fantastical?
If there's a if there's a thing called a prohibited file.
And I'm told on very good information that there is.
And the FBI director has said as much in the press.
Then you have a shadow government of people that are
operating unaccountable, which is exactly what Andrew Schultz
said. And you cannot say, well,
because our guys in power now, it's all going to be good
because they've grabbed control of it.
It literally has outlasted everybody before and it'll
outlast them. It is the reason to shut the
damn thing down. I love that there's an FBI flag
in the background of this picture, by the way.
Well. It's the IT wasn't the Rumsfeld,
the the known knowns, the the known unknowns.
This is a well now. I guess you could argue it's now
a known unknown, but prior to this revelation and what you
learned on good authority about these prohibited files, it was
an unknown unknown. And you're going to put your
trust in somebody who doesn't have any institutional knowledge
to root out an unknown unknown and clean things up?
That's a retarded proffer. I'm gonna have some fun.
We're going to do this because it's the weekend.
We're going to enjoy ourselves a little bit with some funny
conspiracy type stuff that I found.
And there's nothing funnier than people pointing out the deadly
serious in a funny way. So I've got that.
Steve, you want tell people about AMRAD real quick.
Whatever you guys are going to be doing over the next whatever
period of time, tell them where to find you, all that.
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Legit, again, I'm going to reiterate the solution is really
simple. It's things that are within your
control and they are not the things that are outside of your
control. You can't stop an FBI from doing
what it's going to do. Apparently we can't vote our way
into having the right people to fix it because you and I got
conned. Like I was a big proponent.
I thought Casper Patel was the guy and I said in in March of
last year as like if Dan Bongino goes in there and cleans us up,
he did penance like he's good with me.
That is not the case. They haven't fixed it and
they're actually telling you that they haven't even re
established control over this agency in any meaningful way.
I don't think they will SO4FS faith.
Let's fix your relationship with God.
That's the most important. Fix your relationship with your
family. That's really important too.
It'll bring you a lot more happiness and it'll make you
smile. I don't walk away from these
things usually sad. I even got to go kiss my kids.
You know, sleep last night and hung out with them after we did
the call in show and I laughed about the fact that my daughter
moved all my my board settings. So that's pretty good.
Your your your fitness is something you'll never regret.
Feeble get on the treadmill, get out there and run like Steve, if
you're a freak, get every morning done like make yourself
harder to kill, but more important, make yourself live
longer and happier and give yourself some endorphins.
And then your last little bit is work on those firearm skills and
somewhere in there is probably farming.
So we may have to add a fifth one.
I'm going to have to figure out where I tear farming because I
need to get there, but there are reasons to not be worried about
it. It's like you only have certain
amount of things in your control.
This stuff scares the crap out of me kind of like little videos
like this that just make me smile and go like, oh, we're
screwed. But also, there's still fun
things that happen, like people making Tik Toks or Instagrams
about scary conspiracies in Las Vegas.
This operation was framing a retired arms dealer for the
whole thing. We got 2 rooms in the corner
facing the concert. I remember saying that's at
least 500 yards away. I'm not gonna buy that.
It all came from here. My partner says just leave a
sticky note with ballistic calculations on the night stand.
In total we brought like 33 ARS, a suitcase full of loaded mags,
and a bag of Shopras. I said this is not enough grass
and those are AK Max. My partner goes CNN won't know
the difference. Half an hour before the savvy
start having fun, I get back to the room.
Key card won't work. My partner opens the door from
inside, which is the problem because the hotel's computer can
tell if the room is open from the inside or the outside.
So I say to my partner, well now they know there's two of us.
Then he leaves another door open, which causes a security
guard to come check us out. My partner grabs him at the door
and I shoot him in the leg with a special pellet gun.
I say if you don't get manual for that your penis will fall
off in three weeks. He starts panicking and asks
what we want. I tell him we need you to purely
Owen DeGeneres Show in 17 days. Once the helicopters head back
we get our Patsy out. We put a revolver in his hand,
wake him up and say the rain in Spain falls mainly in the plane.
Bam, cloud smoke. I look up and right under us is
a smoke alarm. I'm like thank goodness that
didn't go off. My partner then scatters all the
shot cases everywhere and I say this is not nearly enough brass.
Only later to find out he drops some of it, pants his blood.
Then finally came the window. We only brought a couple of
hammers to bust it open. They bounced right off.
I said this is hurricane glass, we're fucked.
The partner says we'll just get a swat to blow it open.
They'll be here in an hour. Reflections.
I think that the Vegas shooting is probably in a prohibited file
somewhere because the the logical leaps that we went
through with that one, which actually came out a few years
back, that they wanted us to believe that Stephen Paddock
engaged in the largest scale mass shooting in the history of
the country to that point because he had a 5 gambling
amount of gambling losses. Yeah, and wasn't he like just a
prodigious gambler that just did dambling all the time that was?
Like his thing. And his dad was on the FBI top
ten list too. That didn't even touch on that
video. So that's good.
Let's see here I got a couple other fun ones.
There was a guy asking about why are you a liberal and why do you
operate this way? So we can still point fun at
some of the funny people that are out there doing silly
things. And I think this is a this seems
like a Steve friend would have scripted this and then had some
beta friend write it up. So here we go.
Why are you left wing? Because my entire ego is
constructed on the foundations of a moral superiority complex
which itself is pegged to a pathological hyper reality that
when challenged or questioned makes me extremely angry and
aggressive because it feels like my entire identity is under
existential threat. And I developed this mental
model as an adolescent in order to make sense of the unfairness
of nature. But due to lacking the
introspective courage to challenge my own beliefs, it's
easier to just pretend to not to understand things than face the
in terror of realizing that I might have been misled my entire
life and couldn't even be rejected by the tribe.
So it's kind of like a defense mechanism.
I have to pretend to find that term problematic.
Oh, right, sorry, you think. Is that it?
Yeah, I think that's, well, I could sum it up better.
You're unable to answer one question, and that is are
certain people better than others in the affirmative.
Yes. Obviously some people are.
I got into some some Twitter hot water because all the Indian
people in India are mad that I said that I don't like having a
bunch of non bacon cheeseburger nationalists running for office
in Texas, America. And they're like, why 'cause
we're statistically more educated and we have this and
this and we do less crime. And I'm like, no, you just get
convicted of less crime, you scammy shits.
And also get out of my country. That's why should I go to India
and run for office? Are there any Americans that are
holding high political office in America that were born in the
United States, emigrated to India for some God awful reason?
And then we're like, you know what, I've been here for a few
minutes. I think I got a better idea on
what's going on. How old's your civilization?
Cool, Let me go ahead and put my hand up.
Elect me. I'll solve your problems, you
dummies. I need it to fit better for me
because I'm here now. How about if you have like
multiple vowels in a row that don't belong and you shouldn't
even be here in the 1st place because you probably shouldn't
have come here and you have no common ethic or value.
Maybe shut the hell up and just listen.
Maybe ride along until your kids are Christian and then they can
run for office in a couple years.
I saw Slumdog Millionaire that equips me to run for high
office. That's exactly it.
OK, We should also sort of giggle about some fun things
like there was a State of the Union, I think, right this this
week. And I guess there was some
calculus for some of the people that were sitting in the stands
for Democrats. They're having a hard time
deciding whether to stand or not.
Pretty sure I've got this clip ready to go, so let's see what
this is. Wait, if I stand it'll make the
Mexicans mad but not all Mexicans?
What does the racism quotient illegal Mexicans have but the
illegals will be. What's Federman doing?
Is he standing? I can't have a stroke victim
standing while I remain sick. Am I doing the opposite of what
Trump says down my imported voters Stand for the Russian
girl that got stabbed in the next mom, so I probably should.
So sick of the voices in my head.
At least they're multicultural white man bad.
I heard you. It's a continuation of, I think
it was a Bill Burr comment. He's one of your favorite
comics. I do like Bill Burr.
He's. Super fun.
You should just always offend everybody and say like, yeah,
that guy Trump, I hate him so much.
I can't believe he's going to make me vote for a woman.
Just hit him with both sides, hit him coming and going.
The backhanded compliment. Him every single time.
I dig that. All right, let's do some
masculinity jokes, because those are always fun.
I like a good cell phone as much as anybody else.
I also dislike the way that this this triangle is set up.
It's very problematic to me if we have to be in this triangle.
And if you're not in the triangle, it sounds like it's
even worse. So let's try that.
Welcome to the male delusion triangle.
You have money, you are strong or you are emotionally stable.
You can only pick 2. If you have money and you're
strong, you drift on an hourly basis between suicidal and
homicidal. If you are strong and you're
emotionally stable, you are a brokey.
If you are emotionally stable and you have money, you are a
weak bitch. You can only pick 2.
Where am I you ask? I am not here.
I am in the circle that has nothing.
I am a weak bitch. I am a brokie and I am not
emotionally stable. I live right here.
It seems bad. I yeah, I think he's going to
struggle, but I think that we can hack our way into this again
with a Bill Burr, because you can get money and be strong if
you accept that the only two acceptable emotions as a man are
being mad and fine. Mad and fine you shouldn't.
Are you saying you shouldn't cry and and be a weak emotional
dude? No, no, I, I think that you just
say I'm fine. Why?
Why are are you saying I'm not fine?
And then you just go right back. Then you can make it about that.
OK, that's fair. So let's end with this thought,
Steve. The one way you can avoid having
to answer some of the questions is by not getting an earring.
Can we agree that an earring is kind of a it's not a
particularly masculine like is there any super masculine dudes
with the earring that you're like it's not ironic.
No, no. And then you get into the whole
like what ear is it in? Is in the right ear because that
could be sending signals that you have some sexuality things.
Remember that whole thing from the 90s?
So you did it in your left ear because the cops will say that.
Just right. Right is wrong.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think that's real
either. You're right, this guy
apparently made a bad choice and he's got some advice for people.
So let's just laugh about that. Hey guys, if you are considering
piercing your ears, watch this video first.
It's super important. Here are three names that
bullies and coworkers are going to try to call you and a couple
comebacks that you can have in your pockets on The first one is
that they're going to try to get how you gay and that's really
annoying, especially when you know you probably aren't.
So the thing that you can say come back after this is like,
no, not gay. This will let them know that
you're just not gay. The second thing that they
called me or you're, I'm going to call you or is that they're
they're going to just try and be like, you look like a girl.
I'm not going to lie, this one is a bummer guys, because I
don't know that there's anything that you can say as a comeback
for this. And last but not least #3
they're just going to laugh at you and ask why you did that.
And you can say, well, pirates and Michael Jordan pierced their
ears, so that's fine. It's saying it was cool when
they did it. So at the end of the day, guys,
it's going to be OK. And just leave a comment if you
know if how to undo it or reverse it.
Thanks. This is I Whenever I'm in a bad
mood, I just went and I found all this stuff yesterday.
This is what I had to go grab Pirates and Michael Jordan did
it. Can you overcome that?
That's actually pretty good I. Mean look, we could have a
shadow government operating with prohibited files of derogatory
information about elite pedophile rapist as blackmail
material, but we could all just laugh ourselves into oblivion
about the guy being gay because he pierced his ears.
I think This is why Instagram actually exists for me.
It may be the reason. And so that's really helpful for
me. All right, I got one last one.
You have a Jewish connection in your family, and I tell people
what part of the tribe you are or whatever you Isn't that what
you always tell me, that you're part of the tribe?
I am part of the tribe. Tell me more.
Grandma and Mom are watching right now.
OK, so there's a big conversation and I think a
conflation between Zionism and Judaism.
And I don't think they're the same thing.
And anyway, I try to walk a nuanced Rd.
I really see a lot of weird stuff about people supporting
Israel. Mike Huckabee went out and he
said that that that Fetterman is a great senator because he's
been really great about Israel. And I don't know if he's
representing us or if he's representing a different
country, but I Can you imagine the American ambassador to like
Turkey or Nigeria going out and being like, well, I thought this
person in the political opposition already sucked.
But then they were so good about Nigeria and you're going like,
what, bro? Super weird.
Here's a light hearted take on some of the strange stuff that
comes through my feed. What if we're living in an
alternate timeline, Steve, and somebody actually went back and
killed the worst person for the Jewish people in the history of
Judaism and it actually made it worse.
Are you ready to consider this? Do you know about Hans
Sprechter? Educate me.
Of course you don't. Oh, what?
The dude, Where did he just come from?
A time traveler. OK, be cool.
I just got back from the past. I went back and I killed that
son of a bit, Hans Sprechter, right in his crib.
Not Hans Sprechter. Yeah.
Oh, right. You don't know because I killed
him. That makes sense.
Hans Sprechter was an infamous German dictator in the 1940s.
He killed. Brace yourself.
Over 500 Jews. You're in shock.
I know what you're thinking. How could anybody have done such
a mindless atrocity? I've asked myself that many
times. OK, so there was this guy,
right? Different.
Different guy. Don't tell me that somebody
stepped into the power vacuum I left behind by killing Hans
Sprechter. You've heard of Adolf Hitler 00?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, Can you can you use The Time Machine again?
It was a one use only time machine.
That seems short sighted. You're responsible for for this.
No, no, no. I just.
I just need to think. I just need to think.
You just said the 500. Seemed like a lot of chews.
There's barely any. OK, well, everybody always said
that if they had a time machine, first thing they would do is go
back and kill a Han Specter in its crib.
So then we finally got the technology.
It's a big time, dude. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Fuck no. OK, you know what?
I'm just a crazy guy in the park.
I don't think you are though. I I think your time travel for
for real. Oh God, I guys got my phone.
That is a bummer when someone runs off with your phone.
There you go. Always consider the butterfly
effect. That's just somebody will always
fill that power vacuum and like, look, I mean the the evil and
atrocity that is Adolf Hitler. I think when you he, he's like
the goat. But when you look at like, why
doesn't Mao get any credit? Well, because they still like
some of his policies. Yeah, they're they're sort of
into some of his policies. That's true.
Terrifyingly enough. You know what?
Can I do One more. Do you mind if I pull it?
I'm going to RIP it right now. I actually sent this to Alex.
I sent this to Alex Jones because when I watched it, I
watched it 20 times in a row and I also cried when I watched it
because it was that silly to me. Do you know much about about
tabs in the military and like operational badges, you kind of
have an idea of what they are, right?
Yeah, yeah, like the Ranger tab. OK, Yeah.
So you see certain things, you know certain things about that
person and somebody, I don't know what this interview was
with Alex Jones, but they did an interview with Alex, who I'm
massively fond of Alex Jones. He's highly entertaining both on
and off air. If you guys don't know that,
like you're lost and the whatever this was that made him
say these things and then they were able to create this visual,
which you are going to miss out on.
They start scrolling operational badges and getting the Alex
Jones reaction to them. That may be the best way to go
into the weekend since five people were like, Alex Jones was
right and a bunch of other people like Alex Jones is a
problem. OK, I almost want to loop this.
It's so silly. But Steve, stand by.
This is Alex Jones on the various different sort of badges
and operational badges. Here it is.
Wait a minute. Exclusive, breaking exclusive.
Here we go. Breaking exclusive.
Patriot, patriot Vampire, Nationalist, Mental mental
retardant Eugenesis a scared man really retard retard traitor.
Patriot Patriot Vampire, Nationalist, mental mental
retardant eugenicist. A scared man really retard
retard traitor patriot, patriot. Thank you.
Where did the vampire wake up? Under what circumstances have
you had a conversation with somebody and you were just like
vampire ever. I mean, I don't, I'm not, I
don't have, I don't have Privy, I'm not Privy to the his
eccentricities like you are. I was also.
Just like that. He's just like that in real
life. Like I was talking to let me
talk to this thing. He tells me a thing.
Does he call you up on like 11:30 AM on a Wednesday to talk
about the vampires? He'll call me and he'll be in
the middle of a thought, which is my absolute favorite.
Or he'll leave like he'll leave me a text message that'll be
like written and then I'll write back to him and then he'll leave
me an audible like trailing off while he's.
Doing consciousness. Yeah, he's left me.
He's left me some voice messages where he explained what he was
doing. He's like, I was sending you
that message and I was, I'm just laying here in my bed because
it's been a really long day. I had all this legal stuff going
on, you know that I got this other thing going and then
anyway, so I'm just like sitting here and I got my shoes off and
he just like paints this purple picture.
And then the actual message was like, anyway, we're we're all
fucked. And that'll be it.
That'll be the entire, it'll be, it'll be 31 seconds of silly
sort of setup and then it'll be 3 seconds of he could have just
typed that in, but he didn't. He left me a voice message.
I absolutely love it. It's such a vampire.
He's a vampire. He he steals my humor.
All right, That's all I have for today, Steve.
That's what I want to say today. A.
Perfect friendly Friday blend of the end of the world and then
just 8th grade humor. Love it.
That's pretty much the entirety of my life right now.
We're all aft, but also we can work on the five FS, so it's
going to be OK. We're not.
Farming is the answer. Cool, I look forward to people
seeing you on the M Red podcast. Thanks for joining me.
You're my buddy. Have a great weekend, Steve.
Thanks to the audience. Audios to you.
I'll just give you the salute there.
You're not a mental retard and you're not a vampire.
So patriot. I'm going to save that actually
so I can play it every once in a while.
All right, Steve's out folks. Thanks for joining us with the
program. I appreciate you guys being here
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