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to the Kyle Seraphin show for Friday.
It is June the 6th and we are a few seconds late today, but not
because we want it to be, but because after everything was
ready to go, we were ready to just start the live stream.
Steve Wren disappeared. He just went away and wouldn't
come back. And it just showed me an empty
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we've got him back. So we're going to do a friendly
Friday and what are we going to talk about today?
We're going to talk about billionaire beef.
We're going to talk about Elon versus Trump.
We're going to, I hate it actually.
That's going to be the last thing we talk about.
So we will do that today because we have to.
But there's other stuff going on.
There's actually some wins, there's some numbers that you're
seeing some of the people on the political left cry about that I
think we should be alerted to because they are not that
impressive. They're mad because it's a loss
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Friday. And sometimes, sometimes I do
things in a sing songy way. I do this actually naturally,
Steve, I do it with my kids. I don't know if you do that as a
dad, but like constantly I'm singing things including
punishments. That's my favorite is to sing a
punishment. Saying no as a dad is probably
one of my favorite things that in the early morning wake up.
But I think yesterday it's interesting to bring that up.
I had like the ultimate dad fill up my cup sort of event because
we got to do a part do and go swim with the dolphins, the frat
boys of the ocean. But yes, they are the frat boys
of the ocean. We're at the park and my oldest
son comes up to me and he kind of under, you know, with a
little bit of whisper. He goes, dad, there's like a 15
year old kid over there. And he kissed his dad on the
lips. And I looked over and it wasn't
a dad with a 15 year old. It was very clearly a pet
harassed a minor attracted person.
So I turned to my 11 year old son and I said, don't interact
with that person at all. And he goes, why?
And I said, because I don't want to go to jail.
That's how I communicate with my kids sometimes.
Like I, I leave the middle part out and let them come to their
own conclusions or at least pursue that endeavor and ask.
And he can see him like thinking it through and what, what, why?
And I was like, well, because I, I have to kill him then, right?
And bury the body of the desert, right?
You don't have access to a desert, you have swamps.
You should use swamps where you are or you should go with the
Dexter approach, which is that you get offshore, you know, to a
a reasonable distance. If you can find how far away is
the the the the continental shelf drop off for for you.
Do you have any idea? Like 2 1/2 miles I.
Think, oh, that is easy. Yeah, you can almost swim that
OK. So yeah, you just need, you
don't even need a real powerful boat to get 2 1/2 miles
offshore. No, in Texas, George Hill, we
could row out there, could be our workout for the day.
I think George would like that. Just between us.
I think if you gave him an opportunity to row the boat, not
everybody gets that. Looks like, hey, we got to get
rid of a body. And he says, who's card?
You said no, it's a rowboat. I think deeply, deeply you would
affect the Marine in that man. He would say, do you need me to
bring extra oars? But this is my body dump oars
that's. Right, I have my high
performance oars and I've got my buddy oars.
That sounds correct. All right let's do some stories
today. There's all kinds of stuff going
on I'm looking into you're looking forward to your kind of
take on this Steve friend. Two stories coming out that I
saw from CBS, both of them about immigration.
I think one of them highlights something that I'm glad they're
doing and one of them highlights I think not enough is going on
ICE arrests the top 100,000 people in the United States as
officials expand aggressive efforts to detain migrants.
This is obviously a cry piece written by a Camilo Montoya
Galvez. I'm sure that he and or she is
not excited about all the immigrants being arrested and
deported by ICE Immigration Customs Enforcement during the
second term. They've just topped 100,000
total arrests by ICE this week as federal agents have
intensified efforts to detain unauthorized immigrants in
courthouses on work sites and communities across the United
States. So say if the internal
government data that CBS News obtained, they recorded more
than 2000 arrests in a day during a dramatic increase from
their normal daily average of 660, which has been reported by
the agency during Trump's 1st 100 days back.
Is that enough to hit the the numbers that we're being hoped
for by people? During this election, as a
numbers guy, I can definitively tell you no, we're on track for
under 1,000,000 during the Trump second term here, 100,000 in in
five months. I mean, that puts us roughly a
little under a quarter million for the year.
Presidential terms, four years 4 * 250,000 = 1,000,000.
So we're on track for less than a million.
The the top 100,000 thing is is kind of a head scratcher to me
to like like do do they pay a government bureaucrat to rank
the top 100,000? Knowing that what I mean, like
if you were to assume what government people are spending
their time doing, that actually is a no brainer that they would
have somebody doing that, even though it's completely useless.
It is. It is a place where you do see
the political left crying though.
And I do hold this, this ongoing belief that where the government
or where the the left wing establishment, which includes
media and government apparatus and, and others where they're
crying, they are feeling a bite, right?
So of all the places that you see, you see them mad about DoD,
you see them mad about DHS, with or without Christine Gnome
putting on makeup and going on Fox and trying to be a boomer
thirst trap. They do actually complain about
the movement this way, even though it's less deportations
than Obama. They actually thought that they
were going to be able to never have deportations again, it
seems like. So that's not nothing.
They came to the conclusion that during the the Biden
administration, allowing 30 to 50 million illegal aliens had
irrevocably changed the country to the point where we were just
going to see the Republicans throw up their hands as they
were quote, UN quote, conservatives and say, like,
look, it's just too big of a task.
So we're just not even going to try to do it.
We need to have a comprehensive solution here.
Maybe we'll throw a little bit of money at a border wall, but
then we'll just give a blanket amnesty to all all these illegal
aliens and have to reconstitute what we're doing as a priority
list. Like that was the assumption.
I think they all have gotten even a small number of them,
100,000 to them is a big hit because that's what communists
are like. There could be 100 fronts on
fights and they could win 99 of them and all they will do is
just obsess over that one fight that they lost or a little bit.
That sounds true. What your motivation is?
I, I didn't have this queued up, so I'm going to go grab it right
now. You, you saw the interview
yesterday or day before, I guess Hannity and Dan Bongino,
correct. And one of the things that Dan
talked about was what he wanted to accomplish in his first year
in that job. I found it quite interesting and
hopefully this is sized properly.
I'm doing on the fly. He was talking about how they
wanted to be responsible for ICE arrests.
I'm going to come back to you on that once we hear him say it.
Yeah. Someone asked me that on a
special agent in charge conference call the other day.
When you visit the FBI year from now, well, I'll tell you.
I'll give you that answer. A year from now.
I I want the FBI to play the key role in the deportation of
hundreds of thousands of violent criminals from the United
States. I want the FBI to have thwarted
multiple terror plots that we can't tell you about every day.
Sean All right, let's just leave that right there because that's
all I really wanted to hear from his.
First priority of where they want to be in a year is the
deportation of hundreds of 1000. How many deportation efforts
were you involved in as an FBI agent?
Zero. And for just credibility sake,
how many years were you an FBI agent?
9. Is that enough years to have an
appropriate opinion based on what we've heard from people
that are on? Social media.
No, no, no work. Maybe.
Is it Maybe? Well, the people on social media
say, well, look, you can't speak from a position of authority,
having been inside the four walls for any length of time.
Even if it's a weak I here in this anonymous X account can
clearly say that you were ill equipped to answer that.
Meanwhile, the deputy director has spent 2 1/2 months in there,
but he knows better. Well, he was a Secret Service
guy, which does what, 90% executive protection and for
some reason also does counterfeiting cases on top of
all of that. How many arrests did you do you
think you chalked up in your nine years?
150 to 200. OK.
And what would you say is average or common for an FBI
agent in a nine year career? Less, it would be single digits.
I mean, if you're getting 1A year, that's relatively
productive. Right.
But there's some years that you're not doing a great job at
it, so 5 And then some people do none.
Oh, the majority do not even people who are doing violations
that people say are in the FBI portfolio.
Things that supposed to focus in on like counterintelligence and
counterterrorism. If you're a counterintelligence
agent, you could go 20 years and and merely be like a high speed,
low drag guy and never put handcuffs on somebody because
that's just not what the repertoire allows.
But I think for the most part, people who work in the criminal
space, I worked in a what was identified as a high tempo
office in Daytona Beach for a year and change.
So maybe like 15 months if you exclude me and my activities.
In the 15 months that I was there in a very high tempo
office, we had one arrest. That's eight agents, one arrest.
We would regularly see weekly emails talking about the arrest
that was going to happen in the Washington field office.
And there's like 1000 agents like you could be.
Looking for volunteers to help because we have to send
overwhelming numbers of people like it's World War Z.
And I, and I want people to understand that because when you
say the numbers. So anyway, I'm just concerned
if, if the FBI is going to focus in, and if by putting the FBI,
all the DHS resources under ICE and, and, and Border Patrol and
CVP's assets and all the things that they're able to move
against, they're also putting DEA agents in the field.
We're seeing ATF, which is not a substantial number compared to
the Bureau. And they've come up with
100,000. That doesn't seem like the wind
that we would hope. Particularly when it's people
that are walking out of court. People are, yeah, this is not a
rest find appointment. It's not like they're going out
there and really doing complex investigations to find them.
OK, so here's here's the second piece of it.
So immigrants at ICE check insurance are being detained,
held in the basement of the federal building in Los Angeles.
Some of them are being held overnight, God forbid, being
processed. I'm sure there are people there
with them. It's not like they just threw
them in a basement. Have you ever seen anybody that
was arrested or taken into custody by the Bureau or any
federal authorities that were just left somewhere?
Yes. Nice.
I've only seen it in the in the show Reacher where they're like
locking a guy up and like chaining him to a chair or a
desk and they're like, now we're going to leave this guy in a
cabin somewhere. Like that doesn't happen in real
life. I mean, mine wasn't that bad,
but it was an agent who did not know what to do.
And he took a federal arrestee to a local jail and then just
like shook his hands and was like, well, I'm done now.
I took the bad guy to jail. Didn't realize that.
No, there's an initial appearance as the process
started. And it was like a month later,
the jail called and we're like, are you coming again?
Get him at any point. Oh, no, a month, yes, Yeah,
that's actually a real big problem.
Probably many undocumented immigrants who went to their
Immigration and Customs Enforcement check insurance
where they assumed they could safely just live in our country,
were taken into federal custody in the federal building in Los
Angeles this week. They were brought to a basement
and held there, some of them overnight, according to
immigration lawyers and family members who are the most
reputable source of information. It's unclear how many people
were affected so, but it could be dozens, per CBS News.
Dozens. This is going to create a real
dent in the DNA, the fabric of our melting pot, if we lose out
on a dozen or so violent, vicious, communist illegal
aliens and they get sent to their country of origin because
they're denied a due process, which effectively they were
afforded due process. It just didn't come from the
court that was overseen by Judge Bosberg, which is what the
communist, really. Want It has to be that.
Yeah, you have to give it to the right person.
We talked about that yesterday. For those you didn't listen, go
back and listen yesterday's show.
We'll give you a little bit of an example of like how exactly
crazy it is that the judicial selection process just happens
to favor the left-leaning. Here's a good one right here.
This is another story, another one where you hear the left
crying about something, which tells me that where there's
smoke, there's fire. Maybe I'm just naive, but this
is coming from ABC News. Donald Trump double S down on
claims without evidence. Of course, Steve Friend,
although there is evidence because there is a thing called
an auto pen, no. Realizing whatever, just
straight news. We had such a funny little blip
about this before we got started.
But Donald Trump doubling down on the claims that without
evidence that Biden aides illegally used his auto pen.
Do you want to do your reflection?
I'm just going to give you the screen for a second.
Your reflection on a mechanical arm that has to produce a
signature. Two thoughts came to mind when I
coming up. The idea of an auto pen, which I
was aware of since the Obama administration.
It was a big deal. One is the story about the
United States and the Soviet Union in space race, where the
United States was trying to figure out the pen that could
defy gravity because you couldn't use the the pen in in
space. And if we spent millions of
dollars in order to do it and the Soviets were like, we'll
just use a pencil. And that's sort of like a point
of pride. America, like America, we do
things that are impossible when we could just be a little bit
smarter. And then secondly, I thought of
the movie Armageddon, because it's space race, naturally.
The question is, would you rather have astronauts and train
them to be drillers or drillers and train them to be astronauts?
If it's really essential that the president signed something,
you can't carry around a laserjet printer and then just
run that document off and have him sign it real quick.
We have to invest what, 5080, a $100 million into a mechanical
arm? For like a few dozen dollars I
feel like we could have a backpack mounted, battery
powered printer that some poor bastard has to run around with
on his back. And just pay somebody AGS 13
salaries and that would only be their job and we'd save.
So, right, like literally your job is to wear a rucksack that
is outfitted with a battery pack and a laser printer and paper
and pens. Yeah, you'd have to have like a
like a holster, like a bandolier of pens, Trump like Sharpies.
So you got to roll with those and you got to like slide in and
like, yeah, there you go Sir, with a clipboard too.
So it's a clipboard, probably a chess mounted clipboard rig, a
backpack mounted laserjet and a bandolier.
We could actually sell that as a consulting service to the
federal government for cheaper than the auto pen and we would
be winning. As large as Garrett, a Boyle is
as a human. Like, we just found our guy.
We just brought him back in. Garrett could, yeah, officially
be the Laserjet Bandolier sporting auto pen replacement
for the federal government. I don't think he would be happy.
We don't need Elon Musk, you and I.
We just get this done. We just solved this problem.
So congratulations to America. We just solved your problem of
the illegal automatic. But listen, it goes back to a
deeper thing, which is that for years we are pretty confident
that the human Roomba, as you've termed him, was not running the
United States and nobody did anything about it.
The question becomes about what about fraud?
What about some sort of nefarious nature?
Where was the Biden crime family selling access to the auto pen?
If the signature was able to get some sort of policy?
I don't think Jill. Seems like she's a doctor.
How dare you? She is a doctor.
If somebody goes down the pen plane, they say like we need a
doctor. Doctor Jill will get up and talk
to him about Community College. Do you remember that, that meme
series, it was like, it was a woman who's a doctor of gender
studies. And it's like somebody falls off
the bike and they're like, or like she falls over.
It's like, Oh my God, my friend's having a heart attack.
Is there a doctor? And she's like, I'm a doctor And
he's like, can you help him? And like, did you just assume
his gender or? It's actually lawyers are
doctors, right? They're they a?
Juris Job Juris Dr. So they should.
Called fastest yeah that's the least educated Dr. when it comes
down to it just by years training it's quote UN quote the
biggest scandal maybe in the last 100 years.
They put that in air quotes over at ABC to discredit the story
that there's some really crazy stuff that just happened and
again this I love the picture of the mechanical arm.
I think that the vast majority of Americans who are not Steve
friend and don't look heavily into things like someone says
auto pen. You just assume that it's
DocuSign because that's what a regular person would do.
Yeah, it's a freaking mechanical arm that mirrors the actual
signature of the person because they want a wet.
They call it a wet signature. How many of these exist and is
this entire company? They I've seen four different
models now when I went looking for different like this is a
thing. There's a competition for it.
Yeah, there's. One auto pen for one president,
unless they're competing I guess for I don't know, but you get to
keep your auto. Pens, Yeah.
Do you? Do you retire it?
Does it go into your? Does it go into your
presidential library? Do you think the auto pen had to
be adapted to cava sharpie for Donald Trump?
It looks like it has these little set screws, so it's not
even a fixed specific type of pen.
You can choose your pen based on what I'm seeing there.
The model of the pen is irrelevant as long as the depth
is proper, I think. Did you not sell auto pens at
some point in your life? I think that's.
Something to. Do you've discovered the thing
that I did not do. All right, well, let's tell
something else here. Let's talk about I'm going to
break over this and we'll get back into the the story.
I've got another fun story about pride because it's a I've been
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launched into it, let's do another little story about
something that's fun. How much how much excitement do
you have about? Pride Why and Garrett talked
about in the American Radicals podcast, this is life month.
We've we've dubbed it because it's the anniversary three years
of the Dobbs decision in June. So like, let's just take it
back. How are we going to do that?
What? What is the mechanism by which
we take this back? Well, it's it's slightly muted
celebration as it's being billed, which I mean, it's sort
of like a tactical retreat, but it it only works if we actually
seize the ground in front of us. So the 10 commandments go back
up on the wall. That has to happen because you
cannot have a secular existence like something will always be
worshipped. And the communists that have
used the pride flag and movement to get the policy achievements
that they've been able to get and jam down our throat, They're
going to use your nature against.
You're going to use your values and say like, look, we have a
First Amendment right to we can assemble, we can speak.
Are you saying we can't have these things?
And I'm saying, look, it's your fault for marrying the LNG to
the T And the T says that people, especially children, to
cut off their genitals, which is effectively throwing the child
into the volcano to worship Maloke.
So I think that we you can assemble and have your freak
parades, but if there's a kid there, you go to jail.
So I think I'm a little bit more aggressive than most.
I'm for it. Our chat is constantly doing
things that we are not doing. They are researching whether or
not you can buy an auto pen and we are now seeing competition
between our YouTube audience and our Rumble audience.
Janessa just found an auto pen for $250, whereas the the
YouTube folks have said they found it for cheaper.
So apparently for less than $500, you too could own a
mechanical arm. I'm sure the government paid 100
times that. In fact, I had a Milton Friedman
clip that I was looking at earlier that said you can assume
that the government will pay twice as much as the value at
any given time. I want to go back.
To the Chinese auto pen. Chinese knockout.
Yeah, the Tamil autobahn is like $15.
OK, so 2025 Pride celebrations are going ahead.
Despite the corporate exodus, the organizers say it will not
be easy. We actually played this on the
call in show last night because it makes me laugh.
There's this comedian who I believe is he's Canadian by
birth, but he lives in Austin, so he's down the street from me.
Maybe I can talk him into sitting into in my little chairs
here and doing this. This is my absolute favorite
impression. It's totally it's totally nasty
and inappropriate, but it is fun.
I think this is the right We all heard the depressing news or the
Home Depot, you know a Home Depot.
They have all the Mexican stand outside the builder fans.
They don't want the gay proper asshole to go to give a $400
million to a gay prepper race so that they can dance around with
the penis out in front of all the children.
This in behind me is the CEO of a Burger King and the Sea.
We're going to make sure they give us all the money for where
we're going to be taxing all the Robin Tuck to pay for the
homeless people and to pay for the gay prepper.
If it goes on for longer than that, he just destroys this
silly lady. That's the she's the Chinese
born mayor of Toronto. Everything about that makes me
laugh. But there is an exodus of people
who are going like, you know what, I think Americans are done
with this crap. Maybe we could just get smarter
about it. And so it seems like there's
various companies that are on board.
They're kind of figuring it out. They're like, dude, this is not
this is not going to win the audiences that we helped.
And you know if your business is business?
I think my fear is that they're going to skip the middle men in
so many of these cases. So you look at the Black Rock
and the state streets that are going to demand that these
corporations do that. They're going to say, all right,
look, there's an ebb and flow here.
We're going to have to have a tactical retreat.
So we're not going to require you, Bud Light, to have Dylan
Mulvaney on a can to sell your piss water anymore.
But instead you're going to walk over to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers
and tell them they better acknowledge pride and we'll get
the mission accomplished. The same way ultimately goes
back up to these huge giant conglomerates that have
aggravated so much power and money to are able to bring about
this communist ideology through the private sector.
So to me, watch the other hand and actually seize back the
ground. Like if we're in a trench
warfare and they move back to the trenches that are the
secondary, like we need to jump into their trenches and take
them around. Well, the Sheamus, I think a
part of it is too just like ridiculing these people how
ridiculous they are. So I got a quick little clip
from Freedom Tunes. So this is Sheamus who does
these animations which are always hitting cultural events.
If you got kids in the room, there's an actual warning that
pops up. This is not for kids.
Since you mentioned your your mourning or your dad win the
other day with a pedophile in the waters.
This actually touches on that as well.
Isn't it just normal for people who are they them's to be over
there and texting with eight-year olds?
It's kind of dark. This is a dark humor, but why
are the corporate people not, you know, affirming the gender
confused every 8 seconds. It actually will result in a
meltdown that might actually be the win is just withholding the
affirmations. Here we go.
There I was, innocently chatting with eight-year olds about sex
online When? Out of nowhere.
What's happening? No, Starbucks.
I can always count on you. One latte, please.
You think we're going to give coffee to a gay go so you can be
gay even faster? I don't think so.
No. I cast the out sodomites.
Somebody please help me. A brand hasn't told me I'm
special in 4 minutes. There's more to it goes on.
It's about a 92nd clip. I just wanted to get that much.
That has been kind of the attitude for the last couple
years and it's gotten to the point where everybody has to do
it. It's the why don't you wear the
ribbon thing that Seinfeld did. It wasn't enough to just say,
hey, you do you, you do me, and we could all get get along.
I was like, no, you have to celebrate me.
No, you actually have to actively participate in it.
No, you have to give up your children for this.
And we can't forget that. We can't let them use our values
against us. We have to remember like 15
seconds ago that was the norm. And at this point, like what's
good for the goose is good for the gander.
And I'm not saying that we're going to be malicious or
vindictive, but the same time we have to acknowledge that
something will always be worshipped.
And it's incumbent on us to seize back the ground that
they've seen in this tactical retreat.
It's not completely over at the same time and they will re refit
re and and reallocate where they're going to take it the
next time that the the political winds shift.
And it's going to have to be girding your loins, shall we
say, to to push back on it. Well, you brought up sodomites.
Sorry, not sodomites. You brought up tossing children
into the altar and burning them in the fiery volcanoes.
This is kind of another one of those things that the probably
the quintessential organization that conservatives are very
upset about getting government funding is Planned Parenthood.
And then I put the wrong headline up.
That's even better. I put the wrong headline up on
there. So, like, it's appropriate.
Yeah. Why is that sitting there?
That's really funny. That has nothing to do with the
Planned Parenthood piece. Yeah, I just put the wrong
headline in the area. There it is.
Let me actually throw it on the screen because I don't want to
have the wrong headline. Steve.
There it goes. We're just going to cover that
up like it didn't happen. Planned Parenthood clinics,
don't you know they offer basic health care for women?
Where will women go if they close Planned Parenthood?
How will they find a doctor? The fun thing is that Planned
Parenthoods are often opened up in minority based communities
where they can go and kill minority babies.
That's a big thing for Planned Parenthood.
So they have to act like it's really just a health crisis that
they're worried about. Again, when I hear the left
crying about something, it tells me that we're winning on
something. They're citing deep funding
cuts. At least 200 Planned Parenthood
clinics nationwide are at risk. Not going to be closing, by the
way, but they're at risk. So let's churn the money out in
some way, shape or form. Can people donate to it?
The Trump administration suddenly froze federal funding
from more than 100 Planned Parenthood clinics the spring.
The organization's Michigan branch was already deep in
discussions about its finances. They haven't been selling enough
baby body parts. Apparently the leadership team
and our board had scenario planning for the next few months
to try to fill those gaps so we could continue providing care.
Isn't it fun how many euphemisms are used when they talk about
killing babies? This is someone called Ashleya.
Oh my God. Penicea PHENIC i.e.
Can you pronounce that Panicea? Panicea.
That's a fun one. That's the chief of external
affairs. It's the chief external affairs
officer. What is an external affairs
officer in the C-Suite of an organization?
That would be pure public relations.
Oh, OK. Public relations.
Yeah. Yeah, they've got some of those
things going on. All right, So they had 14
clinics. It serves 10s of thousands of
women who like to kill their babies, and they're unable to do
that. Yeah, obviously they do offer
other services there, but we've been told.
The other services are will refer you to another provider or
we can just figure out or we. Could just figure out, yeah.
Did you use a, a Purell wipe? Well, we're going to like
itemize that as another medical procedure because we gave you a
sanitary napkin. Like that's how they do it in
order to bring the total percentage of services or to
just baby murder down to like a I guess they, they say it's a
single digit number of the services that they provide.
But it's actually like that's why Planned Parenthood exists
because they want to snuff out kids as much as possible because
we're not tossing them into the fires.
Then we're going to do that because we have to have a good
harvest or at the very least we will snuff out the people who
seemingly are immune to PC culture.
Like the the kid who says the emperor has no clothes is a kid
because he hasn't been indoctrinated in the entire
culture the same time. Like the kids have to be
indoctrinated into the the tranny culture because otherwise
they're going to be like, my kid didn't say like, why is that boy
acting like a girl? Like, Oh no, that's that's rude
to say that makes everybody uncomfortable, gives them the
case of the bad feelings. They have to snuff that out.
Have to there's no other way. We're we're going to do another
one that's a win. I think I'm just going to keep
hitting these wins because I think they're good.
The the Donald Trump who was going to destroy the economy and
crash America and they would be no more Trump and Xi Jinping.
I've agreed to a new in person meeting after a phone call
amidst trade tensions, which is to say fear mongering about
whether or not the economy was going to continue on.
Trade tensions would just mean negotiations if you were being
fair with your language, but it doesn't sound as extreme.
So you say tensions. Tensions sounds like there's
like an ominous situation. The president recently aired his
frustrations about the talks with the state head of China.
And then it turns out that after this conflict, there's this
resolution. And I may, I think this may
foreshadow some of the stuff that's I'm not a, I'm not a 5D
chess believer, but I do think Donald Trump has patterns and it
kind of like it's, he's like instigate, open up some sort of
discussion to go, you know, instigate, negotiate and then
solution, which is maybe not the best thing that ever happened,
but it, it gains ground. I think it's been his kind of MO
for a long time. I think that you just have to
look at his track record in professional, in the private
sector, and then also as a politician in the first term, as
president, now the second term, That's basically what he does.
I mean, he seems to be really critical of people who would
seemingly be his allies ideologically if he has any sort
of ideology. And at the same time, he seems
like overly complimentary to adversaries.
And I don't think that he goes to bed.
And I think like, you know, I think that that G, he's just a
really good guy or he's. Just a straight shooter with.
Him over North Korea, I mean, I, I couldn't wait to hang out with
him. His come to the conclusion,
look, I'm going to be very nice to these people to get what I
want. And the same time, because I get
along with the other people who seem to share my ideology, I can
be more critical of them. Because I'm never going to get
rid of Mike Johnson's support because he's just a feckless
loser Eunic, and he has to be MAGA, MAGA MAGA so I can insult
him and maybe get what I want. I look at it kind of the way
that you treat your your family, you can do it much more
aggressively. And I don't know if this is just
an accurate analogy, but it occurred to me while you're
saying it, like I'm very aggressive with people that are
in my family and I am much nicer to people that I work with that
I don't like nearly as much. And I don't think that's
necessarily a good thing. I used to watch my dad do that.
He was really gentle with like his employees who often were
dumb. And then he would come home and
be really, really aggressive and harsh with us and was like, it's
demanding, you know, But it's like, from who?
Like, what do you expect of the leader of China?
Are you going to get anything from him by being harsh and
mean? There's places where you
probably have to treat him like toddlers, but I don't know.
That kind of instinct doesn't bother me.
It it does bother the left, because God forbid we make any
crowds they want to cheer against America is what it seems
like all the time. So that's there.
They're never really concerned about success for the country.
And I think ultimately, regardless of who the president
is, if you are an American, you should probably root for the
country to succeed. You.
Should at the same time, if you're a communist, you want to
have the country completely collapse.
Anything that's pushing back on that objective is going to be a
negative for you. So you're going to wail and
gnash teeth at the same time. They were calling Barack Obama
the deporter in chief, right? Like they were points for
principles. They really wanted to have as
many illegals over the border as possible.
Regardless of yeah, even punching at their own guy for
it. And here's another example.
I'm just going to throw this up there too, since we're doing
just a bit of news. Supreme Court blocking Mexico,
the the country Mexico went to sue our gun manufacturers.
And for once the Supreme Court, you know, like I say for once,
because they tend to lean on some things that don't make any
bit of sense to me. For once you've got a Supreme
Court that's actually saying, you know what, Mexico, you can't
blame the people who make American products for the people
that are in your country that are using those products and
killing your people. Thank God.
Like this seems like we, like the court, ruled unanimously.
You, you know how many times that happens?
It's not very common. They ruled unanimously in favor
of US gun manufacturers and blocked a liability lawsuit
brought by the government of Mexico, which sought to hold
countries in the United States that manufacture firearms
responsible for the weapons that were trafficked illegally into
the country that is South of our borders.
And then the use of them by illegal and often times like
corrupting criminal cartels. The fact that this even shows up
at the Supreme Court nailed it. OK, that's the worst thing that
could ever happen. Yes, yes.
This should never have been taken up at all.
And they should have said like, yeah, that's a cap and obvious
doctrine. Like we don't entertain retarded
concepts from other countries that have no standing here.
So we're done here. We don't need to have a
decision. We don't need to have 9 Supreme
Court justices waste their time on this and the same time,
because they're wasting their time on this, they can't
prioritize other things that are way more important to us here in
America. The Iron River of guns that are
flowing down to Mexico. A lot of them also being, you
know, financed by the American government through fast furious
type of operations, which wasn't just ATF, it was a TFDEA and FBI
all. Day and Obama.
Deporter in chief. Deporter in chief.
He was the deporter of guns. He deported them to the other
place. Speaking of deportations, we had
this situation that happened in Boulder, Co.
I don't remember. Did that happen between the last
time you and I talked? I.
Believe so. I think so too.
I don't know that we've talked about it.
So the situation in Boulder, the one thing that was very obvious
to me, or at least troubling to me, was we had a dude who was
here illegally who engaged in a terror plot against Jewish
people in a purple to blue state.
And the FBI didn't catch them in advance, but it did go out there
and do the job afterwards, which is what I would expect in a
federal agency to do, you know, investigate crime after the
fact. Here's Donald Trump talking
about why you might want to do travel restrictions and why you
have bad things happening. And we're going to get into it
because the judges have ruled that you can't deport the family
of said terrorists, even though they're not citizens and they
actually don't have a right to be here.
And in theory, State Department would have some say in that.
The recent terror attack in Boulder, Co, has underscored the
extreme dangers posed to our country by the entry of foreign
nationals who are not properly vetted, as well as those who
come here as temporary visitors and overstay their visas.
We don't want them. In the 21st century.
We've seen one terror attack after another carried out by
foreign visa overstayers from dangerous places all over the
world. And thanks to Biden's open door
policies, today there are millions and millions of these
illegals who should not be in our country.
In my first term, my powerful travel restrictions were one of
our most successful policies and they were a key part of
preventing major foreign terror attacks on American soil.
We will not let what happened in Europe happen to America.
That's, that's a, that's a reasonable statement.
I think you can get upset about a lot of things, but you
wouldn't be able to do that. Apparently the family members of
this, this Egyptian born man, this Egyptian national came in,
we're on B1B2 visas, which I just did a quick little search
over here. They're either for business or
tourism, but they're temporary, right?
And they are meant to last for up to 180 days of a stay.
And sometimes they can go a little bit longer than that.
They are valid for 10 years. You don't have to use them right
away, but you can't come here and live for multiple years in a
row. That's just not what they're
for. Kept an obvious doctrine, right
Like that. That's what this means.
Like if you're here, you're visiting our house, we can say,
all right, we're done here with this house party you don't have
to go home, but you can't stay here.
It's closing time. The same thing goes for like,
allowing unfettered access and travel to our country.
You don't. Have a right?
To just come to America because you want to, the same as the
Mexican government doesn't have a right to sue gun manufacturers
in America. For their own citizens actions.
Can we do it like Bruce Wayne does it in in the 1st The
Batman? What is it like?
Is it Batman, The Dark Knight Rises or the, I don't know,
whatever. The first Christian Bale version
where he's walking around and he like pretends to be drunk to get
all the people out of his house so that the Batman.
Begins Yes. Yeah, Batman Begins, that's
right. So the so the League of Shadows
doesn't like kill off all of the people that are the wealthy
people who got. They get out very far from the
tree. The get out just just leave like
that stuff yeah let's just do that.
Here's a little question about that on CNN.
I love it when the left immediately knee jerk reaction.
They want to read a judge and and I'm not as interested in
what Abby or. Scott Jennings is talking about,
I'm interested in the findings from the judge, which apparently
means we have to rule based on compassion, which has nothing to
do with law. I don't hear a single law.
It's about feelings, always is with the left.
Let me just read for you, Scott, and then you can respond to what
the attorney for the family said.
Punishing individuals, including children as young as four years
old, for the purported actions of their relatives is a feature
of medieval justice systems or police state dictatorships, not
democracies. Is this family in the country
illegally or not? Actually, I'm not sure.
I think they may not be. And, and, and obviously in the
household, you have extreme radicalism.
And that has now led to the literal burning of American
citizens on the streets of this country in a clear act of
domestic terrorism. Like, isn't that the only thing
that really matters Is like, do you have a right to be here?
It doesn't matter if Dad why? Is it?
Why is it a medieval torture and on punishment device to send you
back to the country from whence you came when you are not from
this country and you have no right to be in this country?
We're not putting you on the rack, we're putting you on an
airplane that probably have an in flight meal and you can go
home. Yeah, listen, if we sent Steve
Friend and family, we spent you and your, your boys and your
wife to, I don't know, Italy. And you were touring around.
And then you became incensed at the the, the nastiness of the
Roman culture that brought forth Italy.
And you decided that you were going to engage in an attack.
And you started knocking off the penises of all the Roman statues
because if you're you, you were so incensed.
I don't know why this is your tribe.
That's your crime. And we decided we're going to
deport Steve Friend from Italy. The Italian government says no
more. You shall not touch Leonardo's
fine works. We're sending Steve Friend back
home. And then the Italian government
would, of course, or the Italian press would cry, because your
boys were also sent home with you, right?
Or they would cry because we're separating families.
God forbid it happens. What, what, what planet are we
living on where that's the move that they go to?
I, I just, I don't get it. I really don't get it.
It blows my mind. I can't figure it out.
It continues to be like just one of the craziest things.
Where did you compare to this, this Boulder case, which has
just kind of been a bee in my bonnet in the messaging of the
terrorist, that the right away we have to say it's a terrorist
attack. OK, you can say you're
investigating as a terrorist attack.
You don't want to do the Alethia Duncan and say, well, clearly
this wasn't a terrorist attack from New Orleans when it kind of
was indicated that that was that way.
But at the same time, it reminds me of the retired FBI agents and
Fox News boomer watchers who think that you have to call it
radical Islamic terrorism. If you don't say the name of it,
then you can never beat it. It's like that.
That's just it's semantics. You're talking about a mechanism
of what sort of tools you're going to bring to table in order
to investigate a particular action or crime.
Like that's OK. But at the same time, like just
saying we called it terrorism so we're done here is never going
to be the solution. That's not the victory.
I suspect that the people that made this happen were feminists,
your favorite people, left wing, sort of ideologues that have
corrupted even meant like minds of men and made them sort of bow
to their ideology. And I had a little video clip
that I found this morning that made me think about it.
And it leads into some of the other stuff we're going to talk
about. We're eventually going to talk
about billionaire beef, but I just don't think it's that
important. And I'll show you why in a
moment. Let's do something about your
favorite the worst people in America.
She calls America evil from her iPhone while sipping Starbucks
on an airplane with Wi-Fi while watching TV.
She drinks oat milk because regular milk makes her feel
colonial. She got 8 COVID shots, still
caught it and blamed the unvaccinated waiter.
She has a Ukraine flag in her bio.
She thinks Ukraine is a clothing brand.
She says Black Lives Matter but still clutches her bag in
certain neighborhoods. She used to be vegan, now she's
carnivore. Depends on who she's dating.
She thinks all cops are bad, then called the cops because
someone wasn't wearing a mask. She says she's a feminist until
she needs a jar opened. She says trust the science but
thinks there's more than two genders.
She got the booster, then posted a selfie with Doing my part
while spreading COVID in Tulum. She drinks ayahuasca for trauma
she invented last year. She says she hates capitalism
but charges $499 for Zoom breath work.
She posts about toxic masculinity from her ex's
apartment. I love that so much.
The the the guitar in the background makes me so happy.
That might be one of my favorite videos we've ever played here.
All of it. Also the aesthetic.
She's beautiful. That's a beautiful lady from
like the 70s or the like late 60s.
It's awesome. Yes, and I mean drinking the
Starbucks cup, which I'll always go back to.
Why does it have a picture of a white lady on it?
Racist. I, I knew a guy, I met a guy one
time. This was like one of those
interactions you have that like lasted for less than 5 minutes
and it stayed with me forever and I can't even remember what
year it was, but it's eternal in my memory now.
This guy was a big fat guy. There's no other way to say it.
He was in the £300 range, but it wasn't all fat.
He was like a beefy fat guy, right?
Like a lot of meat. Like those legs that don't look
defined, but like, I guarantee you the guy could probably
squat, you know, like 500 lbs. You didn't want to mess with
them? Yeah.
I did not. He had a huge beard.
He was wearing like a like a Plaid red and he looked like a
lumberjack. And he was at Starbucks wearing
an apron, which is really weird. And and so I noticed he had like
a bunch of tattoos. And I always strike up
conversations with people and I have no, I might have been in
there for the FBI now that I think about it, because I don't
know why I'd be in a Starbucks. It's not my natural hangout.
And his name was Tuck. TUCK, OK.
And he's standing there and he's making whatever it is that I had
ordered. And I go, I go, that's an
unusual name. And he goes, oh, yeah.
And he was like, I actually had it made into a tattoo because he
had some unusual tattoos. And I was like, oh, what?
What tattoo did you have? And he shows me his calf.
And it's the Starbucks logo. But the lady is stabbing herself
in the head like a suicide Jack and has, like, a black eye.
And it says * Tux, like he was really committed to this job.
And I think he actually planned to work there for a long time.
And I was like, that's wild, dude.
Did they get mad about that here?
And he's like, Nah, They, they don't even see it.
Like nobody pays attention to your tattoos.
They have no like, concern about tattoo policy.
I was like, that's cool. How did you come up with that?
He was like, well, I scratched it out.
I had this cool artist and I was like, right on.
And he's like, I like the artist so much that I asked the artist,
have you ever wanted to do a tattoo of something and nobody
would ever get it done like an artistic expression?
Because I'd be willing to pay for you to do your art on me.
And I was like, oh, where are we going with this, bro?
Like what happens next? You know, like I kind of want to
know. And he was like, you want to see
the, the tat they came up with? And I was like, yeah, now I do.
And he pulls up his arm and he's got a big bicep, like a big fat
bicep. And on his bicep was a beautiful
girl like a, a in Daisy Dukes, kind of like a busty 70s.
I don't know what's the like, Daisy Duke style kind of girl
choking a chicken to death in her lap and that was it.
No words. No, I was like, what does it
mean? And he was like, sometimes you
just got to choke that chicken, bro.
It's like, thanks for the coffee, Tuck.
I'll never forget the weird directions.
And maybe the FBI should be investigating the tattoo artist
as a nihilistic, violent extremist.
Do it do it read the story. I I didn't even put this on a
slide. This is just like Steve friend
found the Sue Espante and brought it to me and he found it
to be possibly a they them situation.
Go ahead. Oh.
Sure. I mean, because I've been saying
for I don't know like a week or so now that the nihilistic
violent extremist, which is a subset of domestic violent
extremists is going to of course be the next agave anti
government, anti authority violent extremist.
Even though being a nihilistic violent extremist means that
effectively you have no ideology.
Ergo you can't possibly be a terrorist because you have to be
inspired by an ideology in order to do it.
But. We're going to be nothing,
Lebowski. We believe in nothing.
We're nihilists. We believe in nothing.
They tried to make the fertility clinic bomber a NVE right and
they're going to make it right wing conservative, no question.
They're going to make it stick. So now new one out of Portland
again, not a conservative area is that's not.
True, they love their ideological actors.
And it could be anybody, Steve. Anybody could be there.
Well, this is a teen who we don't know his name because we
have to protect the identity of the would be IED mass shooter
detailed imminent attack reported the FBI May 19th.
It was imminent, but it was reported May 19th.
So not too imminent because it's now June.
Immediately the FBI began working with partners to
identify the suspect responsible for the threat.
He was identified the next day juvenile.
He shared a nihilistic, violent extremist ideology and planned
his chats online that he was going to do this vicious, vile,
horrible attack, which probably not going to be friendly with
this kid, but at the same time. Mostly because he didn't do it
though. This is like Gerardo Boyle
telling us about the person that they had to go.
There was a school shooting that was planned on a day and it
didn't happen and then like like 3 weeks later they went and
interviewed the guy. About the school shooting that
didn't happen, this is where it comes into the Kyle Seraphin
expertise. Suspect was placed under court
authorized surveillance for public safety concerns.
Yeah. So that only means that there
was some kind of a electronics because you don't need, as you
well know, you don't need any sort of court order to go and
follow somebody. So they either put a tracker on
a car which would require a warrant at this point, or they
got involved in, more likely than not, maybe one of those
Fisa's that we keep hearing about that has nothing to, even
though this guy apparently doesn't have any foreign
ideology. This is what happens when you
start creeping your Intel agency and you give them a tool and
they can't find a way not to use it all.
Right here's what we're bringing the pride because it's still
there, folks. The suspect demonstrated the
intent and means to carry out their plan.
Yeah, it could be just the writer doesn't know how to
write. That's how I mean.
Yeah, it is a government writer so they could be retarded, but I
would learn more towards it's a they them which included the
precise details, a map of a mall route the shooter would take if
ultimately this dude was going to do a shooting and bring
people out with an IED and then wind up killing himself so
under. Arrest that sounds like that
sounds like something that they them might conceive of, like a
tactically sound military plan, but maybe only if they had like
an FBI undercover friend who could help them along.
Somebody online who was something out to them between
the hours of 8:00 and 5:00 Monday through Friday.
Yeah, Now are you we'll, we'll ask about emergency visas and
what, what that might keep somebody up at night doing in a
minute. I want to, I want to press on.
I want to get to the to the beef.
Can we do the beef for a little bit and then we'll go and we'll
do some fun things about the FBI thing.
So the beef is, if you guys are not aware, the culmination of
the prediction of this guy that I like.
What? What do they call Thomas Massie
when he predicts things? So he's the Nostra?
Thomas, Nostra Thomas, that's what I thought we were going to
get. Here's Nostra Thomas.
This is on I think May 25th, March 25th, rather that's March
of this year. So going back now two months and
change. Here we go.
That's the real untold story here.
And I think we may be on a collision course.
Like I think there's, there's three cars coming together at an
intersection and they don't realize they're they're going to
hit. And one of them is Congress with
Mike Johnson driving is, is in one of these cars.
Trump obviously is, is one of these cars.
Maybe he's the train. And then there's another car,
which is Doge. And I don't think Elon Musk is
going to suffer these fools once he finds out how foolish they
are or duplicitous they are. You don't land rockets
backwards. You don't get cars to drive
themselves on the Interstate by ignoring the fools that you're
working with. Uh oh.
So what was this whole thing? This is five days ago, Donald
Trump released this over on True Social and shared that he was
really pleased with this guy Elon.
Elon Musk giving me his complete and total endorsement.
I will create a Government Efficiency Commission task with
conducting a complete financial and performance audit of the
entire federal government and making recommendations for
drastic reforms. As the first order of business,
this Commission will develop an action plan to totally eliminate
fraud and improper payments within six months.
This is an order of creating and implementing the Department of
Governmental Efficiency, known as those.
That's a big one created the brand new Department of
government efficiency goes, perhaps you've heard of it.
OK, it goes on. It's like a 3 minute video of
Trump praising and a kind of a compilation of the greatest hits
of Trump and Elon combining. And then you have this headline
from CNN. Allies tried to broker a Trump
Musk piece. The Epstein files allegations
complicate things. Let me give it to people real
short. Donald Trump basically got pissy
with with Elon. Elon said don't pass the big
beautiful bill because it sucks. It's full of government
spending. And then Elon was like Trump's
in the Epstein files. That's that's the short version
of it. Now, if Trump was in the Epstein
files and we had four years of Joe Biden, Otto Pen Joe hanging
out in the White House, any chance that that was not leaked?
Oh no. If it would be a selective leak,
of course. It wouldn't be everybody, 'cause
I'm sure there's Democrats that would be involved as well.
But you think there's any possibility that that they would
have been able to not highlight that?
I mean, you're, you're weighing 2 sort of thought processes like
is the Trump Derangement Syndrome so strong that they
could not resist to do that or, or do they hold it back in
reserve in the off chance that he somehow tips those to the
raindrops of all the felony indictments and assassination
attempts, becomes president again?
And maybe they could deep state pull the strings a little bit in
order to step on your ability to operate as a chief executive and
then maybe pull the strings back on your.
The eye director. There's a lot of maybes there.
All that falls short when when shot in the face, was on the was
on the. Possibilities so a successful
assassination attempt where he right and so then he didn't go
like headshot successfully through.
Right then you'd think that like Elon, I mean the Epstein file
dump would be the next thing on here.
Anyway, this is causing a lot of fun for the people on the left.
Let them play with this. I have a theory.
I actually don't necessarily think that this is like 5D4D3D
or even any like 2D chess, but it could still be just like the
MO of Donald Trump to just kind of pick a fight and then it
doesn't really matter because conflict and all media is good
media. He does seem to kind of operate
with that space. So here's a Jake Tapper trying
to be funny. This is making all the lefties
laugh. They're talking about Donald
Trump and Elon again, though, and I hadn't heard that in a
little bit. I heard them crying about
immigration and judges and a bunch of other nonsense and not
this. So maybe this is just a
spotlight remover who gets you in the divorce, Trump or Elon?
Let me just tell you what every Republican is doing.
I have my here's where we are today.
We're literally heads are in the garbage can right now.
That's the that's the state of everybody I know at the moment.
Not going to lie, it's an ugly day and you know you hate it
when your friends are fighting. I continue to believe that their
partnership last year saved America and I also.
Continue to believe. Their goals are not mutually
exclusive. Trump needs to pass his agenda,
which this bill is his agenda. It's what he ran on.
Elon wants to save America from going bankrupt, which they can
also do. If the Republicans in Congress
and everybody works together. All of these things can happen.
When they fights get personal, though, it means the enemy is
advancing. Abby, is that a bad for you to
breathe in the two No, this is what I'll be pouring this in my
Newsnight mug tonight. Oh Lord, Pepto Bismol is what we
all need here in the Republican Party.
I thought it was some Jack Daniel.
We're beyond they might need that too.
I'm just I'm just first of all, I just want to I know that we
have our differences here sometimes, but if you could just
get if you could give me a little dispensation for the next
hour and not be it's all theater.
You know what? You know, the only the only
thing that that clip achieved for me, though, is that I
actually now know what Abbys Abby Phillips show is called.
It's called news night. I didn't know that.
I didn't know that until I saw the mug.
So good on you, Scott Jennings. You just branded something I
didn't know. Yeah.
I'm never going to sit down and like tune into CNN's lineup and
so. I'd go 5D chess.
Is this maybe like them behind closed doors doing like hey
Elon, I know you're leaving here.
I'm don't want to have your dealerships get firebombed
anymore. So let's pretend that we had a
bad breakup so that the communists stop burning Teslas.
Bro, I don't know, but then this, this Scott, this Sean Ryan
clip makes you think a little bit.
Listen again, I don't think this is 5D chess.
I don't think that we're doing some secret plan.
I do think Trump's instinct is to like create conflict, which
keeps his name out there because that's, that's just what he is.
He's a conflict oriented kind of guy.
Here's Megyn Kelly. I never really understood when
the like the Trump Megyn Kelly feud went away because I do
remember it being really public and ugly.
She was bleeding out of other places.
Yeah, exactly. Here she is talking to Sean.
Also, I don't really trust Megyn Kelly because she's super
polished and her entire her entire existence is like trying
to be a conservative. But like, I don't know who her
husband is and apparently her husband must be raising their
kids and you can't be doing the thing that she does with the
number of hours it takes to do that and still be like a regular
mom. So I don't, that's not a
conservative position for me. That's just me talking.
I I just, she's not my favorite, but this is an interesting thing
to think about. And it was really crazy.
So crazy. Sean is what we, I walked out.
We, we agreed like we're good. And the last thing he said to me
before I walked out of Trump Tower was, you know, Megan, it's
not such a good thing if they're not talking about us.
Thoughts. I think that that's always been
Donald Trump's MO, right? He he's talked at length about
seeing his name in the newspaper for the first time and the
impact that had had on him. Like, it's like he's been
chasing that dragon for his entire life.
And now as the president, he gets talked about all the time.
There's it's a tough high to hit, right?
And how do you go beyond that? Well, I don't know.
I'll feud with the richest human who's ever existed who gave me
his complete endorsement. He's fealty was expressed to me.
I'm clearly over him. We're together, we're going to
save it, but mostly it's going to be me, but also we're going
to be using his ideas and we're going to doge it up.
Yeah, that thing, I don't know, at the end of the day, I think
it's dumb. I think it'll be over in a
little bit and that I I had not thought the idea of maybe we get
Tesla dealerships off the ugly map.
I think I think Elon probably was was legitimately frustrated
as as is rightly so. I think that Nostra Thomas is
probably closer to correct. That doesn't mean that this is
not like a fake blow up. And I don't think you're going
to find a Trump in the Epstein. Files.
One more, one more. This is not a Nostra Thomas.
This is. This is Steve, a real Steve
friend, throwing this out there. I predicted that the beginning
of this year that there would be some pressure brought to bear on
the FBI director to go after somebody who was within Trump's
ecosystem, right, to create friction between the FBI
director and the president of the United States.
Like almost like a Sessions, Jeff Sessions, pressure of like,
hey, you got to do this Bob Mueller thing.
Is there going to be pressure on Bongino Patel to bring some sort
of investigation into Elon Musk now?
They were crying about it earlier, so that's certainly
true. OK, so that brings up a little
bit of, and I didn't know we going to segue to this, but I, I
grabbed these clips out of Vinces show yesterday.
I, I have never actually sat and watched Vinces show.
Full disclosure, I like Vince Colonnades.
I think he's a nice guy. I think he's a good radio
broadcaster. I don't know if he's a great
podcaster because it is a different thing.
We talked about that last night on Our Calling show.
It's a different skill set to be able to do live radio.
You have like very fixed breaks and so on and so forth doing
long form. Like what we do right now is a
different animal all together. And it's it's an acquired skill
that you have to kind of pick up, even if you have the other
tools like talking into a microphone in general.
That being said, Tom Finton seems like he's seen enough when
it comes to the FBI. What I did see in this kind of
clip, which was one of our listeners actually alerted me to
it, say, hey, you might want to go pull that and go take a look
into it. So I did I I I follow a lot of
advice that you guys give, even if I don't always give credit.
Tom Fitton sitting with Vince Colonnades is really awkward and
uncomfortable, but like in a way that I find amusing.
First of all, their audio sucks. I don't know who's over there
mixing it, but somebody needs to boost the audio because it is
really, really low and they have a crap job of mixing that.
And that was actually called out by one of our listeners in my
comment section. They were like, dude, I used to
do TVI used to do audio. Their audio sucks.
So I've boosted and amplified a professional podcast to be able
to make it audible. Tom Fitton is essentially saying
the FBI is terrible, it cannot be trusted, there's scumbags
within it should be shut down. And Vince Colonnades, who is now
paid by the guy who took out, like left all his job in life
and still owns the podcast that pays him, went off to go be FBI
deputy Director and Deputy Dan, AKA Dash Pongino.
Like that scenario is you now have cheerleader Vince, which is
a really awful position because he's always been a fair guy.
And I don't think he has a choice anymore.
You have to cheerlead when the guy who runs the FBI is cutting
your paychecks. So that's awkward.
Here's our first little clip of it.
I'll get your reactions in between.
I got about three or four of these.
And what if I were the president?
I would just have a separate investigative prosecutorial unit
outside the FBI and Justice Department.
I know Dan and Cash probably want to get into some of this as
to what the FBI did in the past. I don't think the FBI can
investigate the FBI and the DOJ, especially on welfare.
They're compromised and conflicted.
And I would just, we, we'd kind of just need to get it done.
It was last year they tried to destroy our Republic by jailing
our president. Yes.
And I'm not seeing any urgency at the top of this program.
I played perhaps you've seen the clip of Dan on Hannity last
night 1 and he said I can't get ahead of what the Justice
Department is doing right now on that issue.
So I really can't give you more answers on this, but I'm not
seeing any evidence that they're actually doing a criminal
investigation of that cabal. And if they were, I think we'd
see evidence. Maybe the cabal would be
screaming about it. And I'm sorry, I don't think all
of this is being done in secret. I don't think is being done.
I think they're kind of circling around the issues.
There may be some prosecutions, but I just don't see the
comprehensive reform and oversight and prosecution.
We know that the mortgage fraud case against Letitia James is
real. And they're, and I'm sorry, it
has been. You know, they keep on saying
it's only been three months or four months.
Actually. It's a long time.
It's a long time and. To build a case.
It's a long time to not do anything publicly.
OK, So what? I you know what?
Don't worry about what I say, Steve, What do you say?
Listening to. That first take away when Vince
references how I played a clip from Bongino's hit on Fox and
Tom Fitton immediately says which one?
Because it's been 3 weeks and we've seen four big time Fox
hits by these guys as opposed to doing their damn job, which is
what we want them to do. We don't want to be here in the
situation where we're having to criticize these guys who we
vouch for and we're rooting for to do the things.
But instead we hear, I got a team on that A-Team of who, Sir?
A team of the people that immediately surrounded you the
second you got there and said, we're so glad that you're here
because we can tell you about all the problems that existed
that we didn't raise the alarm bells about because we just
couldn't. Because at the end of the day,
we did with the American people really want them.
Per the director, they should really just follow orders.
That's the nature of the people who are there.
And they're going to show you the secret rooms.
So the presupposition is that now they're on Team America or
they're going to show you the secret room, Hogans Alley style
that they want you to see, to distract you.
To think that at any moment, unless you're briefed up the 20
hours or or 22 hours a day that you're in the office surrounded
by the four walls because you're super stressed out, because
you're away from your family now.
And all you have is this job and you sacrifice so much unless
you're briefed up at all times on this, even though you have no
direction of any investigative actions going on that bombs
going to go off and they're stressing you out.
They're doing the exact thing that Quantico does, the FBI
training Academy does to new agents who don't know.
They're asked from a hole in the wall when it comes to law
enforcement. And they think that they are
going to have a ninja drop out of the ceiling and it creates
that training car and it burns them out.
They're doing the same thing to Dan Bongino, Cash Petal right
now. This is something that I had not
thought. This is why Steve Friend is so
valuable, folks, when he comes on our program because he often
introduces novel things that we both experienced.
And the minute he said it, the ninja out of the ceiling is a
joke that goes on at Quantico. It's a fundamentally universal
FBI Agent Hogan's alley training experience.
They create these unbelievable scenarios that are legitimately
unbelievable. You're going to go do an
interview at a landlord's house, right?
And this is one of those scenarios.
I'm sure we're giving something away.
It's you're going to go do an interview at a landlord's house
who used to rent out an apartment to a violent felon
who's on the run trying to get background information on
whether or not they might know the guy's next known address.
And while you're interviewing this person in a completely
voluntary, non threatening way, the scenario is supposed to
progress that the landlord and the violent felon who was a
who's a fugitive, actually decided to come live with said
landlord knocks on the door, rolls into the house.
That person is like 6 foot 5 and 350 in my in my scenario, a huge
person like Andre the giant huge.
And then the landlord tries to grab a shotgun to try to like
liberate their friend the violent felon from 2 armed
federal agents that are there to do the interview.
That was completely, that was completely no big deal.
That's the scenarios they put on you.
Or they legitimately have houses with built in secret companion
like like swing out Murphy walls where you go and you clear a
room and then a guy comes out of the back of the room that you
just cleared that was empty. But there's a secret
compartment, which I've seen in zero houses in all the search
warrants I've done. You've ever found a secret room
like that? No, no, I haven't found a secret
like Abbott and Costello. Hold that ghost room that you
pull down the lamp and the door swings around.
That doesn't exist in the real world.
But people who are there who are basically interviewing for their
entire job for five straight months, it immediately puts that
pressure on them that they have to always be on guard.
And it creates this environment as opposed to looking at the
American people, the citizens as your partners, the community
oriented policing, the people who you're supposed to protect
against fraud and force, who can be a resource for you.
No, it's US versus them. And at all times you're put for
a decision for your chip and you could be going to a consensual
interview, just fact gathering on an unrelated matter.
And then on the way, all of a sudden you're in a shootout for
your entire life. Like look does that.
That's what they teach you at Hogan, Sally.
I remember my roommate who still works for the Bureau, my
Quantico roommate, he, he went up to one of the doors and it
was another scenario where it's like you're going and you're
knocking on the old addresses of somebody that you're looking
for. So you're knocking on, hey, did
you know anybody? And it's like the neighbor of
somewhere that he used to live. But of course the guy is now
living there. So you knock on the door and
you're expecting to like interview some like elderly
woman. And it's like the bad guy and
the bad guy pulls a gun on you. Immediately pulls a gun.
Immediately pulls a gun on you for knocking on the door.
So my buddy did this. It was one of the funniest
moments we ever had. You know, you get all these
different trainings for like disarmed drills, which are
bullshit and like a bunch of other nonsense that you can't
actually use in real life. Like none of the tactics are
really going to happen. So anyway, he knocks on the
door, it's the bad guy. The bad guy produces A handgun
and my buddy immediately just karate chops the guy like right
in the arm and knocks the gun out of the hand, breaks the gun
and then cuffs him and then got written up for using.
It definitely wrote him up without using it approved.
We're dying laughing. We're like, did you karate chop
him? And he was like, I just blanked
out and went like, yeah, which was a how effective?
Hey, it's been inside the the most robbed bank in America,
Bank of Hogan, when they did the bank robbery when I was there on
an unrelated matter, on a fraud matter doing a stage interview.
You're going to like serve a subpoena with some paperwork and
then like the bank gets robbed curiously, while like this is
the stupidest crap or you're doing an interview with somebody
in a bar and then the bar gets robbed.
Everything in in in Hogan's Alley, the Quantico stuff,
there's training scars because it's so illogical and weird and
they constantly like have you doing this stuff.
Like, you see the weirdest behavior you've never seen, and
then people walk into the world and they're like looking at
everybody like they're a threat instead of just being a human
being. I mean, like, no one has ever
attacked me at a pool hall in my whole life.
No one. True story.
This is the, the, the scars it creates my my partner in the
bank robbery scene where you don't know it's going to be a
bank robbery. You're there delivering A
subpoena or getting background information on some sort of
fraud. He refused to sit down when we
were talking to the bank manager.
It's the two agents and the bank manager and he was so stressed
to you. Yeah, you don't want to give
anybody like your back. No, he was walking around and
even the role player said to me like what?
What's wrong with him? And I was like, oh, you know,
don't worry about he's he's got back problems.
He can't sit down, you know? He he has a hernia or like maybe
he has hemorrhoids or something. Like you have to make up stories
'cause these people are so they're so UN uninitiated.
I had a a boss. Be weird, don't be weird.
That's the number one thing they tell you and then they do things
to make you act weird. My boss, like I came in and I
was like, hey, I just met this guy on the street, whatever.
And this dude was like, it was legitimately weird.
It was a weird experience. Was like a homeless guy or
something. And I'm like, yeah, this guy
just came up and did this weird thing.
And my boss is like, well, you're going to find that when
you get out there in the world, like you're going to find that
people are are very crazy. Kyle.
I'm like, I'm 36 years old, dude.
I used to do outside sales. I was the weird guy.
I've been on an ambulance, sweetheart.
Like lady who works in an office that used to be an FBI, you
know, Intel analyst and then became an FBI agent indoors
doing counterintelligence in Washington DC.
Clientele Who's buying auto pens, ma'am?
Yeah, you have no idea, like what kind of crazy I have seen.
Like I had a guy grabbed me in Austin while I was jogging with
one of my dudes who's a who's a PJ.
We're out jogging after he graduated from pair rescue, just
got his hat and we're out doing a jogging tour of Austin.
While by the way, I was eating a baguette.
Yet you would have been really proud.
I had it like a samurai sword in my back and like a little
camelback. So I'm jogging and like eating
this and this homeless guy jumps out and just like accosts US
broad daylight. He jumps out of a bar like
alcove on 6th St. in Austin, which is a really unexpected
thing at like, you know, 11:00 in the morning.
And he pops out and he just goes, he said that the three
craziest things and I'm going to have to try to remember that I'm
doing them in the moment. Here he goes.
He goes, where's Mike? He said, find my car, call my
wife. You're my lawyer.
And then he went back into the alcove, and my buddy and I were
like, which one of us is the lawyer?
And I was like, I'm calling his wife.
So like, I think that's you. And he was like, oh, yeah, that
makes sense. Like, people do weird stuff.
And if you're an FBI agent, you probably have never had that
experience. Like, new FBI agents are young.
And they, if they haven't been cops, if they haven't been in
the military, if they were just an attorney who went to law
school and they pop up now, they go tell Dan Bongino that
something's going to blow up every single minute.
And Dan apparently believes that because he's now getting read
into the secret information in the files.
I actually have another video clip.
I'm going to, I'm going to give us a breather.
Ready for this. This is more Tom Fitton dropping
truth. I, I call this Tom Fitton
dropping bombs. And I don't trust the FBI and
DOJ to be able to do it because they're going to have to
investigate themselves if they seriously want to get it done.
You know who who the FBI was involved in the raid on Trump's
home, right? Who, who's going to investigate
the FBI's involvement? Yes.
Who in the DOJ was involved? Who's going to be investigating
the DOJII would argue that if he doesn't do it, he's going to be
prosecuted as soon as he gets out of office.
The FBI has proven itself a menace to our First Amendment
rights and a tool of any president who comes into town
who has their sights on their opponents as opposed to the rule
of law, and it's too much of A threat.
They've proven themselves incapable of doing the job that
Americans expect them to do and can't be trusted.
Reflection Steve Friend. Oh, counterpoint, the director
of the FBI said the American people expect their agents to
just follow orders. They do.
So I mean, maybe dump in hadn't considered that.
That's what the priorities are. You have to be sufficiently
loyal at this point. It's our FBI now is.
It our FBI, is that what's going on?
It's ours. I didn't know that.
I'm just waiting for Julie Kelly to tell me that's Ron Desantis's
fault. Anyway.
Dump in might be. Yeah, yeah, Thompson's bringing
up something. And what we'll get is the Mike
Johnson's of the world. The people in Washington, DC
say, you know what, you're right.
We should have an independent investigation by an Office of
Special Counsel that's staffed by somebody who's been a lawyer
for less than a year, or Office of the Inspector General, which
will conduct A2 year investigation into whether or
not Garreto Boyle has been wronged by the FBI.
And after two years, say, you know, two years might be a
little bit too long. They issued that report over a
year ago and he's now at day 984 of we're.
Coming up on it, he's going to get to 1000.
I mean, I think that's pretty true.
Is it also true that that Tom Fenton might be listening to the
Kyle Seraphin show and getting some talking points?
Because I'm hearing a lot of the same thing.
Or are these just like reasonable people have
reasonable suspicions about an agency that's demonstrated
itself unworthy of our of our trust?
I think Tom Fitton's a pretty serious guy who has thought
through these issues and has been contemplating them for a
really long time. I mean, he might be monitoring
your ex profile. But then again, we know that the
director and the deputy director monitor our ex profiles because
that's why we have character issues apparently, according to
them. And they are really concerned
about the social media presence, which is why continually the
deputy director with Sean Hannity referred to yeah, I put
this on on social media. Why do you have time to go on X
Deputy director of the FBI? Why aren't you running the
actual agency? That's your freaking job.
Do it. Seems really easy.
I think the job is what Tom Fenton said, which is shut the
damn thing down. I heard total personnel warfare.
I heard anybody that had anything to do with a lot of
these cases has to go. Now.
Here's what happens when you have a cheerleader trying to
stop it and you got Tom Fitton just dropping some hard bombs on
here. This is the shut it down clip.
And also like one of the things we've discovered already
through, you know, both. Cash and Dan, who I, who I am
sincerely great for in that role.
I mean, if there's anybody who's going to be there who I'd have
any kind of confidence in as those two and they say right up
front, you've been hearing from Dan lately.
He repeated it last night that they're finding rooms full of
information that was meant to be concealed.
So what that means is that they still have a huge active problem
inside of the Bureau that they're tackling in the midst of
trying to keep the country safe. This is why you need outsiders
to come in and do the audits. Dan can't do it all on his own.
I mean, Dan highlights all the work he's doing on other law
enforcement matters. And I think it kind of takes
pressure off of them. With all due respect to the
leadership of the FBI and the Justice Department, we know how
it works. They go in, the bureaucracy is
quite adept at focusing them on where they want to focus and
explaining why it is they can't do what they want to do and
creating interesting issues for them to pursue that they know
they're going to be interested in.
And meanwhile, things just keep on going the way they've been
going in large measure. And, you know, the FBI has,
what, 38,000 people working for it?
And they're recruiting more. They're trying to get more
agents in that look. At the end of the day, the only
remaining person at the FBI should be Cash, Patel and a few
assistants as they're basically shutting the lights off.
I'm chopping these clips up to make it useful to us.
But first of all, I heard cheerleading and then I heard
the solution. Your turn.
Go ahead. Tom Fitton basically just echoes
everything that the Kyle Serafin and Show and the suspendables
have been advocating for for the last couple of years and even
acknowledge the point of look, we gave the guys his chance.
Three months is a long time. Today is day one O 5.
And they want to hire more people.
Is that am I love? I love that Vince is like
they're trying to hire more people.
It's like that's the problem bro.
We were told Cash Patel said publicly, that you need 20
people in a skiff to run the FBI.
I'm all on board for that. Let's give that a try.
We wanted to give the old college try to these two guys
who we are still rooting for to do the job or don't want to be
here criticizing them, but they're not doing the job.
It's day 105 of Cash Patel while being the director of the FBI.
And there have been no objectively good things that
have happened that weren't already going to happen like
Operation Cross Country. Let's just rebrand that.
Oh, we're moving 1500 agents or personnel out of headquarters.
You know what that is? That's expiring TD wise
temporary assignments. Those people were already going
back to their home of offices and they were counted as having
been in those home offices the entire time.
They weren't part of the footprint in Washington DC.
So it's not even honest to say 1500 out of 11,000 are moving.
No, 1500 are moving and it's still 11,000.
We're still at a third of the manpower in Washington, DC.
Oh, we're going to go build the brand new headquarters.
I thought we were making a museum to the deep state and
shutting it down. We're not doing anything that we
were talking about. And you're getting distracted
and you're patting yourselves on the back about being really
briefed up on very important cases, because you're being told
that they're very important cases that you have to know
up-to-the-minute details about. That's not your job.
If there are, in fact, good men and women of the FBI working
these cases, step back and let them work those cases.
It's not your job to tell them what to do.
It's your job to cast the vision, to move the personnel
around, to set the strategies. If you want the strategy, FBI to
be about deport, deporting illegal aliens, then that's your
prerogative as the FBI director. But you're getting distracted
even from that. And you can brag all you want
about how a year from now your vision of the FBI is going to be
that you stopped all these big terrorist attacks.
You don't know what a terrorist attack is because you're being
told that a nihilistic, violent extremist teenager in Portland
who was talking to an online undercover, most likely about a
mass shooting. Now we've saved America again.
Meanwhile, the secret rooms exist.
The one secret room that you were apparently were told about.
You're now presupposing that one secret room is everything.
Now we've fixed it. We got James Comedy's secret
room. He was sending people down there
all the time, all those years. Now you haven't made any
institutional changes. And as a result, we're going to
have meet the new boss, same as the old boss.
And then when we get a new president, a president American
Psycho from California, he's going to take nihilistic violent
extremists and apply it to everyone who's watching the Kyle
Seraphin show at this point. I'm going to cut that right away
and make that something that people need to understand.
Do you want to give your inside scoop people that are here in
the the the scuttlebutt coming out of the the 7th floor?
Well, I'm hearing. This is Steve friend exclusive
knowledge. I haven't heard this from others
but I will eventually. Odds are because Steve, our our
sourcing is always pretty good folks.
Yeah, so breaking, breaking. I'm not going to do this on
social media because I'm not breaking go breaking it.
Apparently the deputy director is very fatigued and very
stressed out and feeling the heat from being apart from his
family, which I don't pregrudge him.
I would not want to be separated from my wife.
But if I was going to take that mission set on, I would
acknowledge that was part of it. And he's stressed out because
he's having to stand by at all times to be available to sign
off on FISA warrants like emergency FISA warrants, because
the director is outgoing to UFC fights and traveling around and
shaking hands and glad handing and being the mascot for the
FBI. Which means that the deputy
director is getting bad information because he doesn't
have to be there to sign off on emergency Fisa's which are not
happening that often. They, well, they shouldn't be if
they're, if you're doing that, the there's also possibility
that they're actually leaning that on him.
If you're making the deputy show up like on Saturday night or
whatever it is, or, you know, early on Sunday morning to sign
off on emergency FISA. Somebody blew it.
That shouldn't be a common thing at all, unless you want to go
ahead and and run that guy around and fatigue him and show
him that Quantico scenario where everything is an emergency at
all times and ninjas drop out of the ceiling.
That's where you get to. We have 100 Level 10 things on
our desk every day that we arrive.
They organically spring up there overnight.
No, somebody put them there. You have been effectively bubble
wrapped and distracted and briefed to a point where your
actual language you're using on national TV reflects what senior
executive service members use within the FBI.
I've never heard Dan Bongino describe the portfolio of the
FBI is counterterrorism. But it does brief well, I think
it briefs well. Steve, listen, he doesn't have
any friends. So give the man some break here.
You know what, Sean? I don't have any friends.
I don't want any friends. Well, maybe outside of you.
I don't care. I didn't come here for the
money. I didn't come here to make.
I know I didn't go over there for the money.
I can tell I didn't come here to make friends.
I don't give a damn about friends.
I don't have any friends. I don't want any friends.
I got my wife. I got you, and I got a small
crew of people, so I don't need any friends.
If you want a friend in DC, get a dog.
Coming for. You that'll help.
Yeah, go. Exactly.
You want a friend in DC, right? Get a go.
Get a Labradoodle the guy out. Because there are no friends in
DC. You've been doing this for what,
30 years, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Again, that threat profile, that briefing, he talked about it.
I think this is exactly how that bubble wrap happened.
So lest anybody be misunderstanding what we're
saying, we're quoting their own words, He said.
They're getting the brief, and the brief is at any moment
something terrible could happen, yes.
Yeah. And that would lead you to lose
sleep and be stressed out and say, hey, look, I'm not a bit
off more than I could chew because I don't know how this
organization works. And if I any point I'm going to
be found out that I'm kind of a fraud.
Maybe that's like the sort of sense that you have in yourself,
maybe outs in yourself. Because Dan Bongino's never been
in the FBI. He's an outsider who's now has
taken the reins in that position of his that has always been held
by an insider, somebody who might have been a climber, not
really an investigator, but at the very least knew how the
organization operated. It's completely novel and new to
him. So he's putting the trust in the
people to tell him things, and those are the wrong people.
I'm going to give this grace because I think it's, it's
necessary when you're new somewhere and you don't know any
better. And I've been in that spot
because I was new to the counterterrorism surveillance,
which we heard about. Either there's court ordered
surveillance or there's non court ordered.
The non court ordered 1 is where guys like me used to go sit in a
car outside of the nihilistic violent extremist house and make
sure he didn't go do a mass shooting.
We would just sit there and watch him.
And so we did it all the time. I got spun up for dozens of
those things, both in the Washington, DC area and
nationally. And the first few times you do
them, you're like, oh, man. It's like someone hit the
button. The klaxon goes off, Here we go.
It's game on. OK.
And I was lucky enough to have this guy that both of us know
his name is producer Phil, who kind of sat me down like a like
an old dog mite because he had a lot more experience in that he'd
been doing it for years and had gone away and done something
else and then come back after years of experience in this
program. And it's kind of like when, when
the the the bat sound goes off and the, and the young recruit,
you know, like grabs a gun, throws the radio into the radio
holster, like everything gets going, like check the comms or
whatever. And he's getting ready to run
out the door, looks over and finds out that his partner is
like tying his shoe and folding up his newspaper and, you know,
draining the last kind of sip of his cup of coffee, texting his
wife, Hey, I'm going to head out.
And the young guy's like, Oh my God, like, why?
And the answer is they've done this before.
So does Kyle Seraphin have access to the directors
briefing? Absolutely not.
Do you have director access? I don't think you do, right?
You haven't been read in on what the president gets briefed on
threats every day. But what I do know is the type
of people that do those briefings, because we've met
them and we've worked with them and they're fundamentally
unserious. They themes.
That's really pretty clear to me.
The second thing that happens is I've been the guy that responded
to that five star alarm, that number 10 priority threat got
called on a Sunday while my mom was in town from out of town.
And I had to go and jump on a plane that night and go fly out
to go watch some bad guy. That bad guy, which took me away
from my family, never did anything years after the fact,
even though it was a 10 out of 10 hair on fire situation.
And you only get called out to so many hair on fire situations
before you realize they're all full of shit.
These people are out briefing their cases because that's how
they get incentivized. And apparently, if you don't
have the the experience to say, you know what, on the 20th time
that you told me that this is a full scale next 911 alarm, I
don't believe you. They cry wolf every single week.
Dan Bongino still getting those. I'm going to play this little
clip and I'll let you respond to it as well.
You've got the threat of AI alignment there.
You've got the threat of China infiltration into our systems.
It's been publicly reported. You've seen it.
When you get the President's Daily Brief every morning like
the director and I do for this, this half an hour block we get,
it's the first thing we do. You know, Sean, you walk out of
there and you're like, somebody go get me a cup of coffee.
I mean, this is really I, I need a coffee.
Relax gives me a little bit because.
So the first thing you get every day, I mean you roll in, you see
a 100 level 10 things on your desk and then you have a sit
down half hour meeting with people who are in the upper
echelons of the FBI, which means that they were at Christopher
Ray's elbow and perhaps Jim's comedy's elbow.
They are professional climbers who are good at briefing really
well to make themselves look important because they
effectually have a professional useless job, most of them, and
have had that for the last decade.
And they are telling you that unless they tell you the
intricate details of all of these cases, which is going to
consume this half hour block plus the rest of your day as you
apparently sign off on emergency FISA warrants, that things will
go boom in Los Angeles, in Chicago and New York.
And this is an agency which for years and years and years you
said needs to go away, that the people who are working there are
effectively incompetent. And yet nothing has gone boom in
Los Angeles and New York and Washington, DC all of that time.
What is more likely that the all of these threats are always
existing and always being thwarted by the FBI, which is,
if not anything else, it's most best capability is bragging
about itself. By the way, we've never once
seen, we've never seen that happen from the inside or as you
just pointed out, from the outside where they brag about
themselves. So they have not bragged about
it. Ever.
Right. Ever.
They're instead bragging about some in cell in Portland.
Or who missed the date when he was going to do his mass
shooting, but he was still imminent.
Or they're just hyping it because it breathes really well
and it distracts you and it burns you out.
So what you think you know what, it's just it's not something
that it's beyond my ability. I'm out of my depth on this one
and I'm just going to go and not going to affect the change that
I've been talking about for years.
That is the reason that you were put there.
You're being distracted from the mission set that is supposed to
be at your desk. And that is run the FBI in the
way that the American people sent a mandate for in November
of last year. Because look at the calendar
lately, it's June. It's June and none of those
changes have happened. It's cortisol fatigue where
you're constantly stressed so much that you no longer can even
be stressed anymore. You can't sleep and everything
else looks like an emergency. And by the way, that spiral is
pretty aggressive. And we've all been in that,
where you are fatigued from the amount of stress that keeps
coming and things start looking even more more overwhelming just
because of the nature of the way that you're experiencing it.
And, and, and they're doing a constant state of keeping him in
that fear. I'm telling you, if there was a
bomb and A and a, a sleeper cell of people that were going to do
it, that doesn't mean that's not going to happen.
By the way, I'm confident it will.
The FBI is just not on to those people.
That's what I'm confident of because I had those cases for
three years where everything that was a big deal, we went out
and the only ones that ever were active terrorism threats that
they'd already happened. Like you'd expect.
Law enforcement responded after the fact.
Things like the shooting at the Pensacola Naval Base.
And it was never sophisticated. The most sophistic indicated
bomb threat that we ever saw was a Canadian National white
supremacist part of the atom Wafa, whatever this thing was.
It was called the base. You guys can go look it up.
I surveilled this guy right up until the point when they went
and did the arrest on him. He smuggled himself in the
United States. He was a Canadian military
member who had a demolitions background.
He was like an engineer, combat engineer, made it somehow down
to Atlanta, then got picked up by the FB is surveillance team
in Atlanta where we were keeping track of him for months.
Then he decided to go and meet up with other members of the
base up in, you know, this like an al Qaeda throwback.
Met up with these other sort of like white supremacy guys out in
Maryland. The guy looked like Ed, Ed
Sheehan. He was like this really ugly,
weird looking redhead guy, the guy that he met up with up in
Maryland and we followed him from the state line in Virginia
all the way up. So the the SOG team, the
surveillance guys from Atlanta followed him up to to Virginia
or maybe even further South of that.
We followed him all the way up to Maryland, bedded him down,
and the next day the SWAT went and hit him.
And they had like access to precursors to pipe bombs.
That was the closest thing to something goes boom.
And if it was something that went boom, it was most likely
going to be grandma's house or grandma's outbuildings where
they were playing around with bombs.
It was never sophisticated like this.
I'm just saying there are these are not real threats.
There are cases that I know agents have opened where it was
like an armed robbery and the subject was apprehended by local
police and he had a commercial firework in his pocket.
That's a bombing case that the FBI works because there's no any
danger at this point. Look, this guy's already in in
we're holding him and we're boosting our numbers here.
Those are the types of cases that or the entrapments because
they're finding these people who are emotionally disturbed and
laying out the bread crumbs for them so that they can have the
big splashy headline when they make the arrest.
When in essence did the true threats out there they don't
know about because we don't do pre crime.
It's an impossibility like that's There's a reason it's a
Philip K Dick novel slash Tom Cruise movie.
That's right. Yeah.
It should be the lesson. All right?
We're we've beaten this thing to death, folks, Go out there and
just know that for all your hearing, be a skeptic.
Listen, you don't have to take what we said as as gospel.
And I and I don't encourage you to do that.
I would just ask you to think like, do you think that somebody
who's new at a job and is getting snowed in by people who
you shouldn't trust, who he told you that he didn't trust right
up until he did? Does that make any sense to you,
Steve? What do you got coming up on the
American Radicals this Saturday? American Radicals tomorrow on
rumble.com/amradpod 10:30 Saturday Join Garrett O Boyle
and myself. We're doing Saturday grab bag.
We talked a lot about how these tech Bros are basically trying
to pivot away from the cell phone culture and give us all
the mark of the beast, which should get Garrett really fired
up. So it'll be entertaining.
Enjoy it as always guys on a friendly Friday here in the Kyle
Serafin show. Have a great weekend and I will
see you again next week. Thanks buddy.
It's good seeing you. We'll do a palate cleanse as you
disappear, something kind of light hearted.
Before we do that, since we're talking about Garrett Boyle, why
don't you guys check out our merch store, which is my friend
Garrett's little online shop. If you guys want to buy any of
the merch that has his stuff on there.
If you want to support the family, the O Boyles, the Dash,
dependables.com. I think Garrett is the labor,
his wife is the brains behind the operation.
She's the owner. That's how it has to work since
he's still an indefinitely suspended FBI agents.
It's the dash suspendables.com. If you want to see the shirts or
the mugs or anything else that they've got over there, the pins
and so on. We haven't talked about them in
quite a long time. You can still use my name for a
a discount. I think it's like 10% off use
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that, but we do want to, you know, let them know that he's
still out there. All right, let's do a little
palate cleanse here. We might as well.
These are just some dogs that are talking to each other.
If dogs could talk, would they be yelling at each other about
Tony and Ezekiel? Like my like my call and show
people thinks would they be just be having like regular
conversations? Like people maybe.
Maybe just regular conversations.
These are a couple just dog things.
Light hearted stuff to go into the weekend.
Hey, look, I know you're sorry for what you did and I'm sorry
for barking at you, but just remember, man, next time you
threw up one of these shoes, let them know you did it.
I got in trouble for that. OK.
I love you. You know what I'm saying?
You're my brother. Cheer up.
Let's go. I just pooped in the kitchen.
Bro, we got to go. Wake up.
OK? Get up.
Get up.
Stop. I told you.
Stop. You told me to wake you up,
though. But you ain't have to hear me.
Hey, dawg, can you watch your tail, man?
Your tail. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, man.
Your tail, man. It's going crazy, man.
What's up there, man? Ought to bite your leg off for
that, man. No.
Look, I told you. Stop looking at me.
I'm not playing with you. I'm not vicious.
You know, You always mess with me.
I'm not vicious. So you supposed to be my new
brother? I really want to bite you right
now. But they seem to love you.
They told me to show you around. So I'm gonna show you something.
I'm gonna show you the staff whooping.
I'm gonna whoop you if you don't get out this house.
And then he tried to run away, and he dropped his ball, bro.
All right, I'm gonna go to the room and count the three.
You high? OK.
Hope you're too stupid to find me righteous.
Here I come. You under this blank, ain't you?
No, I'm not. Yes you are.
I don't know why that's dumb but it made me happy.
It's the weekend hope you guys have a good one.
God bless you. We look forward to seeing you
again on Monday or if you join us for the Sunday sit down.
We should if I can get it all edited properly, we should have
Tim Kennedy on the Sunday sit down, which will be good times.
We have some audio issues that were my fault because I blew it.
Anyhow, I look forward to seeing you guys for that and I'll send
some teasers out on the social media.
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