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Hello everyone. 
Welcome back to Skip or Scream, 

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a Scary movie recap podcast. 
We are your sisters and your 

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hosts, Maggie and Cassie. 
And we're here to answer the 

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question, Is the scream worth 
the stream? 

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And guess who's back, Back, 
back, back again, again, Again. 

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Cassie's back, back, back. 
Cassie is back with us. 

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And we missed her so much. 
But don't even worry because 

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she's here now. 
She's back from vacay. 

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And all she was thinking about 
the whole time she was gone was 

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the pod. 
Right, Cass? 

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Yeah. 
I couldn't stop. 

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I just, I just wanted to to be 
here and I couldn't and I just 

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so sad. 
Well, let me inform you that the

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pod was in good hands while you 
were gone because we had the 

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wonderful Allison Dodge and 
Andrew McGuire on and we just 

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like Kiki and we had a great 
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But they both expressed how much
they missed you, and we're glad 

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you're back. 
And you talked about the 

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village? 
We talked about the village, we 

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talked about Glee because we 
can't have those two nincompoops

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on not talk about Glee cause of 
course, host of host of Gleek of

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the Week podcast, Andrew 
Speaking of Gleeky of the weeky,

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we had a listener reach out to 
us in our comments on Spotify 

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saying that they found us 
because of Gleek of the Week 

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from our episode that we were on
and that they've been all of our

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episodes and that they've been 
loving the pod. 

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So that was very, very sweet. 
That's so nice. 

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And while we're in a little self
love humble toot in our own horn

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corner, we also toot toot. 
We also had someone who just 

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like reached out to us and into 
our DMS and just said that they 

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love the pod and they love us. 
So love that. 

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If you're listening, which I 
hope you are and you know who 

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you are. 
Thank you so much for doing 

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that. 
That was very, very nice, very, 

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very kind. 
And when you do that, it 

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seriously like makes our day. 
So we appreciate it. 

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It makes us feel like what we're
doing is worthwhile. 

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Oh oh God, that sounded like we 
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than this pub. 
No, I meant this particular 

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podcast at the time you put into
it that people actually listen 

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to it and enjoy. 
It Yeah, it was just, it was 

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just very nice. 
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people that if you think that 
your kind words don't make a 

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difference, they do, because we 
read all of them and they're so 

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nice. 
But Cassie, there's just like so

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much to catch up on and I won't.
I don't want this episode to be 

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7 hours long. 
But but listeners, this is a big

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day for Skip or Scream because 
me and Cassie saw a scary movie 

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on opening weekend. 
Both of us, not just me, but 

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also Cassie, we both went and 
saw Undertone. 

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I saw undertone on literally 
opening night. 

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I saw on the Thursday it came 
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And Cassie, what were your 
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I say my thoughts without giving
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because undertone. 
More like underwhelmed. 

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That was iconic. 
Love that. 

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Yeah, it's, I really wanted to 
like it, especially right after 

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I saw it, and it has really good
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But there was something about 
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wasn't it for me. 
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Yeah, it was really, really 
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But before that, it just like 
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happened like maybe halfway 
through and I was like, oh, now 

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shit's going to happen for real.
And then it just slowed back 

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down again completely. 
And I was just like, I don't 

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know, I think that I was having 
this conversation with Alex 

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today that I feel like a lot of 
scary Movies Now are like saying

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they're like horror movies and 
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horror about them is a sense of 
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And like having just a sense of 
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like just doesn't isn't enough 
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When I go into a horror, I need 
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dread the whole time. 
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So. 
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the pacing, the the pacing was 
an issue for me and the Batty 

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was an issue for me. 
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Batty, but it was unique and 
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originality so. 
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stop doing the marketing of like
the blankest blank you'll ever 

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blank, you know, or like the 
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Cassie referring to because they
marketed this movie as the 

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scariest movie you'll ever hear 
because it's very audio heavy 

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and they did that shit with long
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They said it. 
I was going. 

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To say something, same thing. 
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I mean, I, I guess, I guess I 
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Hype it because then when people
watch they're going to be under.

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Hyped. 
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I also just want to take a 
moment to recognize this is, 

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like, legit. 
This is not a bit. 

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But when this episode comes out,
it's going to be a week after 

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the Oscars have already 
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But I just want to say what a 
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it was to watch movies, horror 
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get their flowers and get the 
recognition they deserve. 

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And this sounds so dumb because 
like Hollywood Oscars awards in 

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general mean nothing. 
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they're ridiculous. 
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felt it felt like our people 
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And I don't know, it felt really
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Congratulations to everyone. 
Congratulations to Sinners Ryan 

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Coogler. 
Congratulations to Amy Madigan. 

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Queen Gladys. 
You did the damn thing, girl. 

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You really did. 
And I'm just proud. 

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I'm proud. 
Ugly step sister, you were 

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robbed. 
You deserved best makeup. 

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But you're you're in our hearts 
and Frankenstein, I guess you 

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get your flowers too, because 
Frankenstein won too. 

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But I don't even know why I 
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Frankenstein a horror in my in 
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I always kind of forget about 
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Did you see it? 
I didn't see it. 

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I did see it. 
I did see it and I really 

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enjoyed it. 
And I'm a little simp for Jacob.

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Lordy I. 
And his big chin. 

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And his big pointy chin. 
It's actually funny, Cassie, 

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because I saw Wuthering Heights 
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recorded and now. 
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girlfriends and after it got 
done, one of my girlfriends, the

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first thing she said was why is 
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strange? 
And I was like, my sister 

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literally says that. 
So apparently everybody has 

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their their own characteristics 
that are strange. 

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So don't get me wrong, like I 
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and he's very sexy man, but he 
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Yeah. 
I just wanted you to know you're

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not alone. 
You're not the only one. 

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Others like you out. 
I also just want to report that 

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I also watched opening weekend 
Ready or not too so I am 2 for 

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two. 
You're on opening weekend. 

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You're ahead of the game on me, 
Cast because I haven't seen it. 

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Let's go. 
But I did see Hopper's Disney 

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original Pixar movie, so. 
We're not going to talk about 

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that one on the. 
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I know we're not. 
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Going to go see pout pout fish. 
I do want to see pow pow fish. 

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Nick Offerman I feel like is the
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People who don't have kids 
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talking about. 
But it's a children's book that 

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is being made into a movie and 
I'm going to go see it. 

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But I am seeing tomorrow a 
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AMC is doing a scream unseen. 
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And I was like deep in the thick
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Where they guess what they think
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Well, no, I was trying to do 
like, like I was like Charlie 

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Day and Always Sunny where he 
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board with all the strings 
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Yeah, because I was, because I 
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I was trying to figure out what 
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And I was doing like, I just 
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average release date of the 
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So for those of you who don't 
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with AMC is where they you pay 
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hasn't been released yet. 
So it's a new release as in like

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new as in has not been released 
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You also don't know what the 
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get there. 
So I'm going to a movie 

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tomorrow. 
I don't know what it is, but I 

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do know it hasn't been released 
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However, when I was in their 
subreddits, I was like doing the

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math of like, OK, I went to the 
Scream Unseen and then four days

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later the movie like had its 
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So I'm trying to base the math 
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tomorrow on March 23rd that's 
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It looked like on average it was
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think. 
It'll be they will kill you. 

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I know, but I don't want it to 
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Because you don't want to see 
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I just like don't need to see 
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I think that's going to be like 
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throwing on on at 8:00 on like a
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something. 
I really, really wanted it to be

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Cronins the Mummy, because I 
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fucking scary. 
Is that coming out this week? 

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Comes out in April. 
That's why I'm like based on the

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math, because I was trying to 
find the math that would support

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my hypothesis. 
Like a pseudo scientist I am. 

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Like the pseudo scientist I am, 
I was trying to reframe reality 

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to fit my worldview. 
But it doesn't come out till 

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April. 
And all of the scream on scenes 

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that I've seen in the past few 
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COVID happened, I have been like
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that far out. 
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something that's not set to be 
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So my theory is was is is that 
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forbidden fruits, which I'm also
very excited to see. 

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It looks really fucking good. 
It's just obviously not like a 

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classic quote UN quote horror. 
So I don't know for sure if they

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would do it, but fingers crossed
for forbidden fruits, no tea, no

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shade, all lemonade to they will
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I just don't need to see that 
one in theaters. 

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I don't think I'll see it when 
it comes on Strovy so. 

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Yeah, Marcus has. 
Marcus calls them mystery movies

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and they tell you or if they're 
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And the next two, this one this 
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whores. 
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A bunch of whores, A bunch of. 
Whores. 

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But in the Reddit for Marcus 
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because Marcus also tells you 
the runtime of each one, so you 

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can kind of like do some math. 
And I wonder if I wonder if AMC 

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has that. 
But enough about these movies 

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that we haven't seen. 
Let's talk about a movie that 

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you, particularly Cassie, have 
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Hit me with that question of the
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Unless you have any more, unless
you have any more business. 

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No, I don't, I don't. 
So we this week was going to be 

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our Patreon selection and the 
one that one we just think would

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be better with a guest. 
So we're going to do that one at

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a different time. 
So just know we will cover that 

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one eventually, but we're doing 
this one instead. 

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That was one of our runners up. 
Yeah, runners up, runner up of 

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the What is this April Patreon 
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So so, and this one is a doozy. 
So this is basically all I'm 

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going to tell you for the 
premise is that it's like 

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Sisterhood of the Traveling 
Pants, but horror style. 

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OK, so our question of the week 
is, growing up, what was one 

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outfit you wore that you thought
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whenever you wore it? 
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some childhood trauma right 
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I like to say that I think I 
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high school. 
And here's my coming queen. 

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Whatever. 
I wasn't homecoming queen in 

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high school. 
I was homecoming queen in 

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college. 
I was. 

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You were. 
On the court. 

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I was just a homecoming nominee 
in high. 

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School, I wasn't even nominated.
I didn't exist. 

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But he. 
Ghost Spooky. 

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Here's my reasoning though, is 
because I had a perm. 

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I paid to have a perm for four 
years of high school. 

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You think that's why I'm not 
friends? 

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And not a single one of these 
trifling hoes had the strength 

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or courage to tell me what I was
doing was a mistake. 

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So all of you people who were in
my life at high school, what did

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I do to deserve what you didn't?
No, I mean, it was fine, I 

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guess. 
But I mean, there's some 

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pictures that I look back and 
I'm like, oh God. 

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Let me just state that Maggie 
was allowed to get a perm in 

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high school, but whenever I 
asked my mom to get a perm in 

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high school, say mom, but she 
said no to me. 

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Every time she's like no. 
And then Maggie swoops on up 

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here six years later and it's 
like, Mommy, can I get a perm 

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please? 
And Mom's like you. 

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Sure, Mama. 
Well, she's probably like fine, 

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put chemicals in your hair every
few months and see how that 

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works. 
Your hair is going to fall out. 

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No, but in terms of fashion, I 
just like did all the normal 

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fashion trends. 
I was super into gauchos, wore 

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gauchos a lot. 
I think gauchos are coming back.

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I saw them in Walmart the other 
day and I do. 

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Are these coming back? 
I do kind of fuck with gauchos 

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and I also this might be a 
little too young for you, 

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Cassie, but I we were go we 
would go school clothes shopping

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every school year and my like 
store of choice to shop at for a

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long time when I was young, not 
high school, obviously was the 

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children's place and I thought I
ate baby. 

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I thought I was serving looks 
honey, and it was like it was 

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like a shirt that just said like
sports and had like a soccer 

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ball and like a basketball on it
and it was just like and I 

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really thought I was doing 
something there and I just was 

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not. 
I also in high school was a huge

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fan of printed leggings as we 
all were. 

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I specifically remember I had a 
pair that I would always wear 

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with this Gray sweater that had 
Marvel comic book like strips 

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from Marvel comic books like 
printed all over them. 

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So I just had like really bright
and loud superhero leggings, 

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see? 
I'm really jealous of the 

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younger millennials and the Gen.
Z and Gen. 

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A because in my day it wasn't 
socially acceptable to wear 

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leggings as like pants. 
You only wore leggings like 

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under skirts or like things like
that. 

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You didn't wear them as like a 
single item. 

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And I think legging technology 
wasn't super in advance then 

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either. 
So like, you didn't have like 

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leggings that were workout 
material. 

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It was just like really, really 
thin cotton so that if you'd 

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bend over like they were made. 
I was, I was going to say, I was

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just going to say that there 
were specific leggings that I 

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knew if I wore them I would have
to wear like a knee length 

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oversized sweater because if I 
leaned over you could definitely

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see my undies. 
So if anybody under the age of 

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26 is listening to this, you 
should be very grateful for how 

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far legging technology has come.
So true. 

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We walked. 
We walked so they could run. 

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Yes, exactly because. 
We had to wear hard. 

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Pants most of the time growing 
up. 

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Hard. 
I know. 

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Hard pants. 
Hard. 

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Pants was like jeans was what 
you wore. 

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Most Cassie, you are really just
you are really on one on to 

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something here hard pants. 
There's hard pants and there's 

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soft pants and nobody wants to 
wear fucking hard pants, so my. 

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Friend, My friend Shelby 
introduced me to the term hard 

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pants and I was like, that's so 
true. 

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Shout. 
Out. 

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What about you? 
What's your fashion item? 

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That you. 
Yeah. 

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So my children's place growing 
up for school clothes was. 

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Limited to Limited to woo. 
And then it used to be and then 

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it turned into justice and now I
don't think it exists but 

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limited to was where it was at. 
It was way overpriced, but there

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is I think it was in 5th or 6th 
grade. 

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I have this outfit that was this
was back when like the Adidas 

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like wind pants with the two 
stripes down the side that 

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actually went like when you'd 
walk in them like wind pants 

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were that were a big deal if you
were sporty. 

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And I had these limited 2 ones 
that were bright orange with 

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like a Navy blue stripe down the
side and then a three quarter 

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length shirts. 
Do they really wear? 

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Do they make three quarter 
length shirts anymore? 

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Those were like the thing the 
three quarter length sleeve. 

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Oh and it had blue and white and
orange stripes and like a white 

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hood and I thought cuz like 
limited 2 made like a lot of 

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matching sets. 
So that was one. 

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My second place runner up was I 
don't know why cuz I'm like not 

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a sporty person but I had 
another pair of windbreaker 

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pants for unlimited 2 but they 
were neon green with a Navy 

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stripe on the side and then the 
top look like a soccer goalie 

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shirt like it was that material 
and it was lime green and had 

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like long sleeves and. 
I think the theme here, Cassie, 

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is that you want your clothes to
make auditory noise. 

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Cassie wanted her up was the 
worst. 

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Cassie wanted her presence to be
known from a mile away. 

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Because here's my third one. 
This was when I was like really 

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thinking I was a fashion icon. 
OK, In 6th grade, I had Old Navy

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turquoise pleather pants and I 
had a collection of long, like 

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long sleeve, three quarter 
length sleeve button down, white

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button down collared shirts and 
a collection of sweater vests. 

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And so like one of my coolest 
looks was wearing these 

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turquoise pleather pants with a 
white button down and a sweater 

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vest over it. 
Like I had 15 white button downs

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and a bunch of sweater vests. 
I went through this intense 

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sweater vest base and not only 
that, but I paired it with teal 

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pleather pants. 
Sounds iconic. 

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Bring it back. 
Yeah, we really should. 

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But those pants did not breathe.
And unfortunately, those were 

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not the only pleather pants I 
had. 

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I had black pleather pants as 
well, but that was when I was a 

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little bit older. 
Don't get pleather pants. 

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You'll end up like Ross and 
Friends when he gets those, 

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like, leather pants that he 
can't put back on after he goes 

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to the bathroom. 
And nobody wants to be like 

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that. 
Kind of like the pants in this 

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movie. 
So let's talk about the movie. 

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Oh wait, do we do trailer 1st 
and then talk about the movie? 

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No, you've been gone. 
You missed 1 recording and you 

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forgot how we do this. 
I talk about the facts and then 

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we do the the trailer. 
OK, so it is directed by Elsa 

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Kephart, Lady directed and it is
written by Elsa Kephart and 

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Patricia Gomez. 
The runtime 77 minutes, barely a

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movie. 
It's like an episode of Fucking 

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on Netflix Original. 
Yeah, but it felt longer. 

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It is starring Romaine Dennis, 
Brett Donahue, Sehar Bojani and 

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Steven Bogert. 
Rotten Tomatoes Critic Review 

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96%. 
Is it a shutter original? 

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Yes. 
No, that's what I thought. 

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OK. 
I was going to say, because the 

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audience is 44%, and then I was 
going to say, why do you think 

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that is? 
And then you're supposed to say 

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it's a Shutter original. 
And then I go, yeah, but you 

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ruined the bit. 
So there's A and the only fun 

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fact I have, because there's 
barely any fun facts about this 

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movie, is that 41 pairs of jeans
were used to bring the pants to 

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life in this movie. 
Great, that is fun. 

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I'm having so much fun hearing 
about that. 

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OK, I haven't even honestly 
looked to see if there's a 

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trailer for this movie, so 
hopefully there is. 

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Oh Yep, there is. 
OK, so let's pull up the trailer

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here and we'll get watching. 
This seems absolutely fucking 

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unhinged. 
I am so excited. 

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What in the actual fuck? 
I would say don't watch the 

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trailer if you're going to watch
the movie because it did give 

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away a lot, but that's OK. 
OK, Well, I enjoyed seeing your 

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eyes light up as we watch that 
'cause I really did. 

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So the only reason, the only 
reason I know about this movie 

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is I tend to like, go on Reddit 
and just see like what people 

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suggest to watch because I don't
want to listen to just like 

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critics, right? 
And so I want to watch the 

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people who are out in the 
streets watching these movies. 

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And this was one that was on 
somebody's list. 

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And so I went to watch it 
thinking obviously it's probably

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about killer pants 'cause it's 
called slacks, but that's all I 

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knew. 
And boy was this something. 

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So we are going to start. 
Are you ready? 

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I'm so ready. 
OK, so I'm ready. 

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I'm flared up and ready to go. 
I'm. 

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I'm stretched in with 
excitement. 

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I'm. 
Maybe he's trying to do like 

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clothing funds and it's not. 
Working. 

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I'm pan tastically ready. 
OK, we're done. 

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So we pan over a cotton field 
and we see an Indian woman 

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picking cotton. 
We follow this one woman as she 

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heads over to the field, and 
there's a sign that zooms in on 

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saying experimental field 257. 
And on like the corner of it, 

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there's a logo that we zoom in 
even closer on that says 

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Canadian cotton clothiers. 
Clothiers. 

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OK, so we see a man open a box 
with jeans and set them on the 

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shelf as. 
Eerie music plays. 

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These are a dark wash Jean, a 
dark wash skinny Jean with an s 

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s stitched on the pocket. 
What are your favorite style of 

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jeans? 
Just so we know for the record. 

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Like a tummy tuck, shapewear, 
boot cut. 

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Oh. 
So these would be close to the 

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jeans for you, except they're 
not boot cut but they are 

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shapewear so. 
Fuck with shapewear. 

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OK, I grew up in an era that was
all about flares. 

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Flares was the thing and I'm so 
glad flares are not the thing 

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anymore because as a short 
person they just make you look 

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shorter so. 
Can I tell you though, you know 

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where Flair has come back? 
Baby clothes. 

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Oh, babies getting flares Baby. 
Little girl flared pants are 

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like really hot right now. 
Oh. 

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OK, interesting. 
Are you going to get Harvey some

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flares? 
Watch them babies be strutting. 

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No, because they're like, 
they're like flowery, like 

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leopard print. 
They're like, they're like 

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sassy, sassy runway chic. 
Not really. 

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You don't want Harvey to be 
sassy runway chic. 

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Not yet. 
I think he has enough confidence

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to be like. 
Hansel when he grows up from 

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Zeolander. 
I think he has enough 

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confidence. 
I think he needs to be humbled a

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little bit, honestly, and 
brought back down to earth. 

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All right, so we transition to a
Gap esque store. 

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It's kind of like a mixture of 
like Gap and like American Eagle

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and American Apparel, very like 
white aesthetic on the inside. 

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And we see different employees 
and our main character steps in 

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there to the store, taking a 
deep breath. 

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Her name is Libby. 
She's just like a typical girl. 

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She's got like WAVY hair. 
She looks relatively young, like

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probably early 20s. 
And we find out she's 

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interviewing for a job there and
has wanted a job there her whole

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life. 
And it gives, like, if you're a 

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millennial and you grew up in 
the time that we did, it's 

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giving like people who wanted to
work at Hollister and 

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Abercrombie, like they would 
only accept certain people. 

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And it was like a lifestyle. 
Yeah. 

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OK, so not like new age 
Hollister, Hollister and 

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Abercrombie. 
Like old age Hollister and 

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Abercrombie. 
So Libby is taken back with a 

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worker to meet the manager and 
she's there for like a special 

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turn around gig. 
So basically they're launching 

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like this new line and they're 
doing like a store set up 

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overnight. 
So that's what she's been hired 

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to help with. 
And you can tell that the 

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manager, his name is Craig. 
And he's like a real company 

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guy. 
He spews their slogan and is 

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like, overly smiley. 
Their slogan is making a better 

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tomorrow today. 
And he's just, like, being 

450
00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:04,600
overly friendly, but in a way 
you can't trust. 

451
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:11,240
And we see after this that in 
the back of the stockroom, a 

452
00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:15,720
pair of jeans start to lift off 
the shelf without anybody 

453
00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:21,040
holding them. 
OK, so Libby is basically 

454
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:23,040
getting passed around to a bunch
of different people because 

455
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:24,240
they're like, I don't want to 
deal with her. 

456
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:26,480
You've you've deal with her and 
teach her stuff. 

457
00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:28,400
And the other ones like now you 
teach her stuff. 

458
00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:32,960
And so then she finally gets to 
an employee who scolds her for 

459
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:36,920
not wearing CCC clothes. 
That's the company, Canadian 

460
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:40,720
Cotton Clothiers or whatever. 
And she's like, well, I bought 

461
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:43,680
these last year and he's like, 
that's out of season. 

462
00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:47,440
And so she does like a little 
outfit montage where she tries 

463
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:51,080
on something and she buys a 
single, like pink and maroon 

464
00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:55,440
baseball long sleeve tee that is
$175. 

465
00:26:57,200 --> 00:27:01,400
And then we see the manager, 
Craig, giving himself a pep 

466
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:03,840
talk. 
He's like has his camera open on

467
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:07,880
his computer and he's like 
pumping himself up because the 

468
00:27:08,120 --> 00:27:12,760
like owner of the whole company 
is going to be coming to their 

469
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:16,240
store because it's just their 
like location that's doing the 

470
00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:18,720
this big unveil. 
OK. 

471
00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:23,280
While we see a woman with pink 
her fingernails head into the 

472
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:28,240
back and grab the mysterious 
slacks from the shelf. 

473
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:32,880
We see a shot then of Libby go 
into the bathroom and then two 

474
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:38,880
other workers enter. 
We have Gemma and Hunter. 

475
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:43,760
And so Gemma is the one who has 
taken the slacks from the shelf 

476
00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:47,040
and she's like these are going 
to make me look so good. 

477
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:49,520
And Hunter, her Co worker is 
like you shouldn't have done 

478
00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:52,120
that. 
And Libby and Libby's like in 

479
00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:55,200
the stall while they're doing 
this and she's like, it's fun. 

480
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:56,880
They're going to make me look so
good. 

481
00:27:57,240 --> 00:28:01,520
And she is zipping up her jeans,
but it catches her finger and 

482
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:04,480
she's like, Ouch. 
Oh, I hate that feeling. 

483
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:06,440
Yeah. 
Been there. 

484
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:09,920
I'm triggered. 
So the manager is giving the 

485
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:13,120
troops a pep talk because the 
owner of the store is going to 

486
00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:17,560
be coming and the worker who 
stole the pants, like at she, 

487
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:19,880
they all go back out there. 
It's like Libby goes back out 

488
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:22,640
there and Hunter and Gemma. 
And so that worker Gemma who 

489
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:26,080
stole the pants, like raised her
hand was like onflow came early.

490
00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:31,360
So I need to go to the bathroom.
So she heads to the back, and as

491
00:28:31,360 --> 00:28:33,880
she heads to the back, Craig. 
Sees. 

492
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:36,920
The back of her pants have the s
s on them, so she's like, she 

493
00:28:37,120 --> 00:28:39,640
put the pants on that she's not 
supposed to have. 

494
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:44,760
And they talk over their 
earpieces 'cause, you know, like

495
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:47,040
in stores like Abercrombie and 
stuff, they have those like 

496
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:50,480
earpieces where they can be like
clean up on aisle 3 or whatever.

497
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,400
So Craig is like scolding her 
over her earpieces. 

498
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:55,360
She's like heading to the 
bathroom and it's like she has 

499
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:59,000
the craziest cramps ever. 
And so Gemma goes into this 

500
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:03,480
stall and we see the owner 
passing out free swag. 

501
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:07,600
So it's like a switch back and 
forth between like the owner 

502
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:11,600
giving his pep talk out in the 
store and Gemma in the bathroom.

503
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:15,040
And so he's giving all the 
employees swag and like giving 

504
00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:17,600
them a very corporate like 
conference pep talk. 

505
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:22,360
Like, we're going to take this 
into the stratosphere, you know?

506
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:25,280
And he basically all the way to 
the top. 

507
00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:27,360
Yeah. 
He like visually kind of looks 

508
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:32,720
like a gapified silver fox 
version of Conan O'Brien I would

509
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:35,360
say. 
That's weirdly specific, but. 

510
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:37,120
I that's just the vibe he gave 
me. 

511
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:42,120
So as we're hearing that pep 
talk, we see Jenna trying to get

512
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:44,680
the pants unzipped so she can go
to the bathroom. 

513
00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:49,720
But then she starts panicking 
and we hear the CEO talking 

514
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:52,640
about these new pants. 
We have super shapewear. 

515
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:57,640
They're jeans that adapt to 
anybody size, so no more sizes. 

516
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:03,440
And all of the sudden we see 
blood start pouring out of like 

517
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:05,520
the waistband of the jeans on 
Gemma. 

518
00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:08,600
And she's like screaming. 
And there's like blood pouring 

519
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:10,640
out of the waistband like it's 
crushing her. 

520
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:14,360
And she's like pushing on the 
walls of the bathroom when she 

521
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:16,880
screams. 
Then we just hear like, and 

522
00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:20,960
she's dead. 
Back in the main part of the 

523
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:25,080
store, they watch a promotional 
ad for the Super Shapers and 

524
00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:28,800
they're a thermally activated 
and they're thermally activated 

525
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:30,520
material and they shape to your 
body. 

526
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:35,160
And they're only going to be 
available tomorrow at 8:00 AM at

527
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:39,800
this store only. 
And Peyton Jewels, a famous 

528
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:43,680
influencer like a YouTube esque 
girl, is going to be there 

529
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:46,400
tonight to film a promo that 
she's going to release tomorrow 

530
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:50,600
at 8:00 AM. 
So after we hear that, we see 

531
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:55,600
Pants Slytherin out of the stall
and the stall is now empty and 

532
00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:57,800
blood free. 
And we're like, what? 

533
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:01,920
So Craig talks. 
To the sea pants. 

534
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:05,800
The pants can kill and they can 
clean, apparently. 

535
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:10,040
I mean, if they can clean, sign 
me up. 

536
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:15,280
So Craig talks to the CEO and 
the CEO lets him know that his 

537
00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:18,440
performance like tomorrow 
morning for this launch will 

538
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:22,440
dictate whether he gets the 
regional man manager position. 

539
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:25,040
And the CEO calls him Chris and 
he's like, it's Craig. 

540
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:28,640
And the CEO just goes, please 
just call me Harold. 

541
00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:33,400
And we see the store goes into 
lockdown since this is like a 

542
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:36,320
super secret thing. 
And they make it a point like 80

543
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:40,520
million times in the show or in 
this movie to be like, we're on 

544
00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:43,160
lockdown. 
No one comes in or out till 8:00

545
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:45,720
AM tomorrow. 
And they say it like 20 times. 

546
00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:49,840
So the employees are like 
packing things up that are 

547
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:52,520
currently on the floor and like 
bringing new things out. 

548
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:56,200
And we see a split screen of 
Craig and Hunter talking over 

549
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:58,320
their comms asking where Gemma 
is. 

550
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:00,640
And Craig is just basically like
go find her. 

551
00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:03,120
The only place I haven't looked 
is in the girls bathroom. 

552
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:07,960
So Hunter goes into the 
bathroom, and we see the slacks 

553
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:12,760
in there, and they're, like, 
hanging over one of the stalls. 

554
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:17,040
And the logo, like, the s s, 
like, pieces of the S are like, 

555
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:19,160
hollowed out. 
It's like embroidered s s. 

556
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:22,080
And so like, part of the logo 
starts to fill in with, like, 

557
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:26,240
blood red, like, oh, OK. 
Like, it just made a kill. 

558
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:28,000
It's like carrying a kill. 
Yeah. 

559
00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:31,440
So then Hunter calls for Gemma 
in the bathroom and hears 

560
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:34,880
nothing, but she sees the slacks
hanging over the stalled door 

561
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:39,200
and she gets like mesmerized by 
them. 

562
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:44,760
So Hunter goes in the backroom 
and she starts changing into the

563
00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:47,960
slacks. 
But Ash, she's putting them on. 

564
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:50,720
It seems like she's either 
really bad at putting on pants 

565
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:54,480
or they're like taking control 
of her like they're. 

566
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:56,520
Making I think she's just really
bad at putting on. 

567
00:32:57,400 --> 00:33:00,240
Like, she was like shaking her 
leg, like, really, really 

568
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:01,440
intensely. 
Like, you know, when you have a 

569
00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:03,360
pair of pants that's like, 
really, really tight and you're 

570
00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:06,000
trying to get into them and 
you're like, like flopping 

571
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,240
around like a fish. 
She was doing that, yeah. 

572
00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:12,000
And it was like she's like when 
she was getting like flung all 

573
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,760
over the place and we see her 
contorting around and then all 

574
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:18,680
of a sudden she goes head first 
into a hook that's on the wall. 

575
00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:21,920
Oh, did they show it? 
No, they they show like her 

576
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:25,040
lower half in like this whole 
scene, which is kind of cool. 

577
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:27,960
So then we see blood pouring 
down the wall. 

578
00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:30,320
So it's not looking good for 
her. 

579
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:37,680
OK, OK, so Libby talks to one of
the other employees there who 

580
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:41,280
happens to be Indian. 
We don't get her name right now,

581
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:44,680
but we get it later, which it's 
Shrudy is her name. 

582
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:48,080
And they get in this off awkward
conversation because she can 

583
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:52,160
Libby can like hear Shrudy 
listening to music and she's 

584
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:55,920
like and Libby's like, I love 
Bollywood music and the girls 

585
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:58,600
like where are you from? 
And she's like Greenville. 

586
00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:00,360
And she's like, so do you listen
to Green Day? 

587
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:03,080
And she's like, no, but what 
does that have to do with it? 

588
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:06,000
And she's like, so just because 
I'm Indian, I like Bollywood 

589
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,440
music. 
Is that what you're assuming? 

590
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:10,080
And it's, it's really awkward. 
She kind of gets owned. 

591
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:14,600
And so then we see the slacks 
creeping down the hall on the 

592
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:21,719
security cams and Craig goes and
asked Libby to find Hunter and 

593
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:24,080
Gemma, which is like, why would 
you ask the new person to go 

594
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:25,400
find 2 employees she barely 
knows? 

595
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:29,120
But whatever. 
So the slacks crawl into a box 

596
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:32,159
and closes the lid. 
And it's so funny because the 

597
00:34:32,159 --> 00:34:35,840
animation of these slacks is 
like they put fishing line on it

598
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:39,320
and like pulled it around. 
OK, at least they're at the 

599
00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:41,320
beginning. 
So they're not like trying to 

600
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:44,840
make it look super like it's 
practical, right? 

601
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:46,480
They do it practically. 
They don't do CGI. 

602
00:34:46,639 --> 00:34:50,480
At the beginning, OK, I would 
say like the first half there's 

603
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:54,600
kind of like like 2 acts and the
first half is like all looks 

604
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:59,200
like it's like pulled by strings
like I love that. 

605
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:04,720
So then the slacks crawl into 
the box and Libby go searching 

606
00:35:04,720 --> 00:35:07,600
for coworkers, and she spots a 
lock of hair on the floor in the

607
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:10,520
bathroom by the sinks. 
And she goes and looks down. 

608
00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:13,520
And you saw this in the trailer,
but Gemma is like, shoved 

609
00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:17,920
underneath the sink. 
But Gemma is looking rough, OK, 

610
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:19,720
because she's like broken in 
half. 

611
00:35:19,720 --> 00:35:22,680
So like, her upper body is going
one way and her, like, leg with 

612
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:24,760
a high heel still on it is going
the other way. 

613
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:27,480
Her, like, entrails and then 
entrails are falling out, right?

614
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:29,960
And then all of her organs are 
just kind of like stacked up in 

615
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:33,280
the middle. 
So I mean, organized, but not 

616
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:37,280
great. 
So Libby goes back to report to 

617
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:41,360
Craig and he's just like, wow, 
that's horrible. 

618
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:45,200
And he's like, I knew she was 
battling serious body issues, 

619
00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:48,000
but it's sad, saddens me that 
she couldn't reach out for help.

620
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:51,040
And Libby's like, I think this 
is something else. 

621
00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:53,680
Like we should call the police. 
And Craig's like, we're on 

622
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:57,800
lockdown, no phones, no Internet
until 8:00 AM. 

623
00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:00,480
So they really want you to know 
that. 

624
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:02,680
We get it, Craig. 
And Libby's like, well, there 

625
00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:05,080
could be a murderer. 
But Craig is more concerned 

626
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:08,160
about the new collection failing
because he needs to get that 

627
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:12,000
regional manager gig. 
He needs that $0.50 an hour 

628
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:13,240
raise. 
Yes. 

629
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:16,840
And so he guilts Libby into 
helping her like, bag up Gemma's

630
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:20,560
body and like, get it in like a 
cart and like, just wheel it, 

631
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:25,160
wheel it off to the side. 
So Libby is back on the floor, 

632
00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:28,520
but she is not looking great. 
And she kind of is like looking 

633
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:31,240
around almost like she's like 
suspicious of somebody else who 

634
00:36:31,240 --> 00:36:33,840
might have done it, but she's 
also kind of zoned out at the 

635
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:36,520
same time. 
So one of the employees takes 

636
00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:39,320
out a box from the back and 
opens it up because he's like 

637
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:40,600
putting more clothes on the 
floor. 

638
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:43,400
And the slacks are just sitting 
right on the top. 

639
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:47,240
And we can see another part of 
the logo has been filled in with

640
00:36:47,240 --> 00:36:52,360
blood red. 
And this guy now gets mesmerized

641
00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:57,720
by the jeans. 
So he grabs them and he goes 

642
00:36:57,720 --> 00:36:59,720
into. 
OK, I have a theory. 

643
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:02,240
OK, he's he's. 
Do you want us to do? 

644
00:37:02,240 --> 00:37:06,440
You want me to? 
So used to ignoring Maggie's 

645
00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:08,400
theories because she verdicts 
something so early. 

646
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:11,800
That I just ignore Cassie's just
like shut up bitch and moving 

647
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:16,200
on. 
OK OK OK. 

648
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:20,120
My theory is that the CE OS are 
like whoever is in charge of 

649
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:24,240
this company made like a deal 
with the devil that like these 

650
00:37:24,240 --> 00:37:28,080
the pants are like ways of 
offering up sacrifices to some 

651
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:30,440
type of demon or devil or 
something and then it gives them

652
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:31,720
wealth. 
Oh. 

653
00:37:31,720 --> 00:37:34,280
Kind of like spoiler ready or 
not. 

654
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:36,240
Yeah, yeah. 
Yeah. 

655
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:37,760
OK, OK. 
Keep going. 

656
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:41,640
Now I'm just going to ignore 
you. 

657
00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:44,560
So the employee grabs them and 
like, they're supposed to be in 

658
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:47,040
this like, lockdown room. 
So the employee goes to like 

659
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:48,880
bring them back to this room 
that they're supposed to be 

660
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:52,680
locked in, but he gets 
hypnotized again. 

661
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:57,560
So then he takes the jeans into 
a different room and he goes to 

662
00:37:57,560 --> 00:37:59,440
unzip them and he's like, really
struggling. 

663
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:01,360
You know, like sometimes the 
zipper gets stuck, especially 

664
00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:05,280
like metal ones, and he like 
goes to zip it and then he goes 

665
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:08,240
to zip it up again because he 
finally gets it unzipped and the

666
00:38:08,240 --> 00:38:10,600
zipper just slices off his whole
finger. 

667
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:13,360
Oh my God. 
It's like bleeding everywhere. 

668
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:19,400
And he's like, and then the 
jeans just like attack him and 

669
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:21,600
they like it like chomps off one
of his hands. 

670
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:24,800
So then his hand is like 
bleeding and he's going like 

671
00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:28,520
flinging it all over and then it
chomps off his other hand so he 

672
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:31,440
has no hands and he's like, wow,
there's blood squirting 

673
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:33,360
everywhere. 
And then the jeans, the 

674
00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:37,040
waistband goes right for his 
jugular and slashes a hole in 

675
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:41,200
his jugular and they're just 
blood spewing everywhere as the 

676
00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:44,880
third part of the logo fills up 
with the blood red. 

677
00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:47,680
I am. 
And oh and it just like slurps 

678
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:51,600
blood off the ground like after.
I'm locked in. 

679
00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:55,000
I love this. 
I'm whatever they're selling, 

680
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,600
I'm buying. 
Yeah, So Craig goes looking for 

681
00:38:57,600 --> 00:38:59,960
that guy. 
His name is Lord. 

682
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:03,520
And Libby follows behind, trying
not to be seen. 

683
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:06,840
She's like creeping after Craig.
And Craig goes into the room 

684
00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:09,640
Lord was just in, but it's 
there's no blood. 

685
00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:12,560
He just sees like a box in the 
middle of the floor and so he 

686
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:15,680
goes up to it and he's like 
talking on his little inner com 

687
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:19,320
to Lord, but he can hear the 
intercom like in the box. 

688
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:23,320
Oh. 
So he goes to open it and it's 

689
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:27,560
all of the different body parts 
of the slack just chopped off. 

690
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:31,120
And Libby walks in and sees it 
and she like looks into the box 

691
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:32,520
and Kirk is like, oh, this is a 
joke. 

692
00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:34,520
This is a joke. 
These are just mannequin pieces,

693
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:37,680
Don't worry about it. 
He's like, it's just a prank. 

694
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:41,240
And Libby is like, we need to 
call the police when when the 

695
00:39:41,240 --> 00:39:43,760
influencer comes in because the 
influencer is coming in right at

696
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:47,000
midnight and like, so the 
lockdown will come unlock for 

697
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,240
like 5 minutes so she can come 
in and then lock again. 

698
00:39:49,240 --> 00:39:51,400
And she's like, that's when we 
need to call the police. 

699
00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:56,480
And Craig is like, OK, I will 
call Harold the CEO for 

700
00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:58,520
advisement and we can figure 
things out. 

701
00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:03,160
And as Libby is like OK, OK, 
Craig grabs A mannequin leg and 

702
00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:06,360
just smacks the shit out of 
Libby and she passes out. 

703
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:08,840
Incredible. 
Yes. 

704
00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:13,960
OK, so lockdown is deactivated 
at exactly midnight so Peyton 

705
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:17,400
can enter the influencer and 
she's like total like what you 

706
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:19,880
would think of as like movie 
depiction of an influencer. 

707
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:22,840
She's got this like over the top
pink furry jacket and like space

708
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:25,040
buns. 
And she's like Oh my gosh, like 

709
00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:29,360
that kind of thing. 
And Peyton is like, I love 

710
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:33,320
everything, but I want those 
super, super shapers. 

711
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:38,560
And so Craig volunteers to go 
get them for her. 

712
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:42,640
And as he's going to grab a 
pair, there's already a pair 

713
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:45,440
like hung up behind Peyton as 
she's like doing the filming. 

714
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:48,280
So she's starting to like talk 
about them. 

715
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:53,680
And she's like, oh, like these 
are so amazing and blah, blah, 

716
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:55,600
blah. 
And as she's talking about them,

717
00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:58,840
you can see them start to like 
the legs of them start to move 

718
00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:05,320
up and like wrap around her neck
and like tie up and snapper neck

719
00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:08,080
ass like the her like people who
work for her are filming and 

720
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:13,760
they're like, what? 
And then the slaps, the slacks 

721
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:16,160
jump on the table. 
And so then this is where from 

722
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:19,640
here on out, it's like they like
put someone in a green suit in 

723
00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:22,560
the pants and then like 
photoshopped it out. 

724
00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:25,080
So it's not the strings anymore.
It's like someone was in the 

725
00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:26,800
pants and then they like 
photoshopped it out. 

726
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:28,880
That's so fun. 
I want to be slacks. 

727
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:31,000
I want to be the actor who plays
slacks. 

728
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:38,960
So so the pants jump up on the 
table and they're like they make

729
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:41,880
like weird sounds. 
And so the pants attack 

730
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:43,760
everyone. 
So we just hear like screaming 

731
00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:48,120
as the camera falls to the floor
and the pants attack so faded to

732
00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:52,080
Libby awakening in the storeroom
and Craig makes his way onto the

733
00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:55,680
main floor but with the pants 
but sees the pants are already 

734
00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:59,440
slurping up a pile of blood and 
he just like backs up and shuts 

735
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:02,160
the door like. 
Homer Simpson back into the 

736
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:05,400
bushes. 
And her runs down the hall and 

737
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:10,160
he there's one there's this like
bitch from corporate that's like

738
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:12,360
also wants the same job as 
Craig. 

739
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:16,840
And she was like in a room in 
the back doing corporate things.

740
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:21,520
And so he, like, finds her and 
they're like fighting. 

741
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:24,720
And he's like, at first he's 
like, don't go out there, like, 

742
00:42:24,720 --> 00:42:26,560
stop. 
And he's like trying to tell her

743
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:28,840
that there's pants crawling down
the hall in the security footage

744
00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:32,040
right there. 
And she's like, you're such a 

745
00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:35,720
loser, like, you're never going 
to get this job. 

746
00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:37,840
And then he's like, fine, go 
ahead and go out there. 

747
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:44,720
And so he watches and hears her 
get attacked by the slacks, but 

748
00:42:44,720 --> 00:42:47,040
it's an off screen kill. 
We just, like, hear the sound on

749
00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:49,520
the security cameras. 
OK. 

750
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:53,480
There is one more employee that 
was in the back who wasn't part 

751
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:57,760
of the initial massacre. 
That is Shruti. 

752
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:02,040
And she comes back out onto the 
floor with mannequin parts. 

753
00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:05,600
And she's just like jamming to 
her music, which is Bollywood 

754
00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:08,000
music, even though she was 
giving Libby crap about it. 

755
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:10,360
She's listening to Bollywood 
music and she's like singing it 

756
00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:12,560
out loud. 
And she's like, so in the zone 

757
00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:14,320
that she doesn't realize 
everything that's going on 

758
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:16,680
because remember, the slacks 
like, slurp up the blood. 

759
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:18,320
So there's no blood out there 
anymore. 

760
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:20,480
Yeah. 
So she's just like setting up 

761
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:24,360
the stuff and the the pants make
these little sounds like they 

762
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:26,720
like lift the pockets. 
So they look like eyes, like 

763
00:43:26,720 --> 00:43:28,320
it's on the ground. 
And they lift the pockets. 

764
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:29,960
It looks like eyes. 
And like the waistband looks 

765
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:32,320
like the mouth. 
And it's like, kind of like an 

766
00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:34,080
Evil Dead, too. 
Yeah. 

767
00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:38,240
And so it's like, and then 
Shruti is like singing the 

768
00:43:38,240 --> 00:43:42,760
Bollywood music. 
And then the slacks stand up and

769
00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:46,480
they love the Bollywood music. 
So they start dancing along the 

770
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:48,720
slacks. 
They're like breaking down, 

771
00:43:48,720 --> 00:43:53,000
doing a little dance. 
But then Shruti's alarm goes 

772
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:56,160
off, and she's like, break time.
Yeah. 

773
00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:59,800
So she leaps, and the pants are 
like, oh, man. 

774
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:03,960
And they, like, stare the pants 
slack, stare longingly at the 

775
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:06,280
mannequin that Shruti was just 
working on. 

776
00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:10,240
So Libby makes her way out of 
the storage room and onto the 

777
00:44:10,240 --> 00:44:13,680
main floor. 
And the floor is a shoveled but 

778
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:16,800
there's no people around. 
And she hears the camcorder 

779
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:20,240
playing and she watches the 
footage from earlier of Peyton 

780
00:44:20,240 --> 00:44:22,160
getting killed and all the other
people getting killed. 

781
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:27,080
But then she also sees the 
footage of the pants dancing to 

782
00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:29,040
Shruti singing the Bollywood 
music. 

783
00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:33,360
And so she goes back into the 
break room to warn her Co worker

784
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:39,720
and show Shruti the video. 
And they realize that the hour 

785
00:44:39,720 --> 00:44:41,920
that out Peyton was going to be 
there for an hour, then she was 

786
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:44,800
going to leave. 
So like the hour is almost up. 

787
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:48,720
So the unlock down will be the 
lockdown will be unlocked for 

788
00:44:48,720 --> 00:44:51,160
like a short, brief time. 
And it's like almost that time. 

789
00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:56,400
So they go to like run to the 
door, but it locks right when 

790
00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:58,920
they get there. 
Come on. 

791
00:44:59,880 --> 00:45:05,920
So Libri and Craig here or Libby
and her Co worker Shroudy here? 

792
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:10,640
Craig over the com as they're 
like hiding in the back and so 

793
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:14,040
they decided to make their way 
to Craig's office and they asked

794
00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:18,240
Craig like what is that thing 
like what's going on? 

795
00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:20,680
And he doesn't know because he's
dumb. 

796
00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:25,720
And Libby looks at the security 
cams and sees like a bloody cart

797
00:45:25,720 --> 00:45:28,600
moving down the hallway, 
seemingly by itself. 

798
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:32,080
And she's like, someone else is 
still out there. 

799
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:37,880
And they don't understand why 
Shruti wasn't attacked. 

800
00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:41,400
But then they realize that it's 
because they, the pants liked 

801
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:45,400
the song that she was singing. 
The pants loved the Bollywood 

802
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:48,320
music. 
And so Livi plays the song over 

803
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:49,880
the intercom from Shruti's 
phone. 

804
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:53,280
And we see the pants come. 
Out get jiggy with it. 

805
00:45:53,720 --> 00:45:57,240
We see the pants come out, but 
this time the pants have given 

806
00:45:57,240 --> 00:46:02,200
itself an upper body in the form
of the mannequin upper body. 

807
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:06,960
OK. 
And it takes it's like little 

808
00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:10,480
mannequin hand and dips it in 
blood and gives itself a bindi. 

809
00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:17,160
This is insane. 
OK, so we took the blood and put

810
00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:21,480
a bindi on its on its mannequin.
So, so we have a mannequin head 

811
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:25,760
with a blood bindi on top and a 
demon pants on the bottom. 

812
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:30,160
Yes, OK, great. 
Yes, so they ask Shruti, 'cause 

813
00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:32,760
they're like. 
They're like, well, if it likes 

814
00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:34,440
Bollywood, it must understand 
that. 

815
00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:38,960
So Shruti, do you speak Indian? 
And she's like, India has a lot 

816
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:41,640
of languages, OK. 
And it's like rude of you to 

817
00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:43,120
assume that I would know it. 
And they're like, well, do you? 

818
00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:44,600
And she's like, yes, I speak 
Hindi. 

819
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:50,240
So then Shruti asks over the 
intercom, like, who are you? 

820
00:46:50,240 --> 00:46:54,360
What do you want? 
And as Shruti asked this, the 

821
00:46:56,880 --> 00:47:03,320
mannequin hand controlled by the
pants somehow grabs Gemma's 

822
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:07,920
chopped off hand and dips it in 
blood and uses it to draw on the

823
00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:12,560
wall in Hindi. 
And it writes the name Kirat, 

824
00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:15,480
which I guess is like a girl's 
name. 

825
00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:20,920
And so Libby's like, who is 
that? 

826
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:23,600
Is it a worker? 
And so Libby's like, Craig, can 

827
00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:25,480
you look up all the workers on 
your records? 

828
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:30,840
Because they're like cotton 
plants or whatever are in India,

829
00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:33,000
like we saw earlier in the 
movie, right? 

830
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:36,440
And Craig admits that all the 
people working on their farms 

831
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:39,720
are contractors and that they 
don't really keep track of them.

832
00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:44,440
And this appalls Libby and also 
Shrudy because they're all like,

833
00:47:44,520 --> 00:47:50,840
they're like, we use fair trade 
labor and like ethically. 

834
00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:52,800
So, you know, all that kind of 
stuff. 

835
00:47:53,240 --> 00:47:55,520
Yep. 
And she's like, well, how do you

836
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:58,080
know if they're working fair 
trade and they have organic 

837
00:47:58,080 --> 00:48:00,800
cotton? 
And he's like, well, I don't 

838
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:01,720
know. 
And blah, blah, blah. 

839
00:48:01,720 --> 00:48:05,200
And he says something about 
GMO's and Libby's, like, GMO's 

840
00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:09,520
and surety's like, well, what 
happened? 

841
00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:13,200
And so Surety asks in Hindi to 
the slacks over the intercom, 

842
00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:16,640
what happened? 
And so the slacks are writing 

843
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:19,520
something in Hindi again as 
we're flashing back to the scene

844
00:48:19,520 --> 00:48:22,920
from India from the beginning of
the girl picking cotton. 

845
00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:27,040
And we see the girl picking 
cotton and walking into this the

846
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:29,880
bad field. 
And she walks up to like the 

847
00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:32,040
cotton shredder thing. 
I don't know what you call it, 

848
00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:34,760
like a combine or something. 
The thing that like you throw 

849
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:40,200
the cotton in and it goes with 
lots of blades and her like part

850
00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:44,840
of her clothing gets caught in 
the combine and she gets all 

851
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:48,440
chopped up in the combine. 
And so the slacks keeps writing 

852
00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:51,160
on the wall and basically 
explaining this like, I got 

853
00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:55,000
killed in the combine. 
And they're like, how old were 

854
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:57,560
you? 
And it writes on the wall, 13. 

855
00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:03,120
And they're like child Craig, 
child labor my ass. 

856
00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:04,800
What the heck? 
I thought you said you don't use

857
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:07,440
child labor. 
And so Trudy's like, what can we

858
00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:11,520
do to help? 
And Kira just writes justice for

859
00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:16,440
Kira on the wall. 
And so Libby and Trudy go into 

860
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:18,720
the hall with the camcorder that
they had from earlier. 

861
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:22,080
And sure, he's like, if we tell 
the world your story, will you 

862
00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:24,400
stop killing? 
And the slacks, kind of like, 

863
00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:27,040
bow. 
So that means yes. 

864
00:49:27,320 --> 00:49:29,880
But then all of a sudden, 
freaking Craig comes out with a 

865
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:32,480
fire extinguisher and fire 
extinguishers, Kirat. 

866
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:35,320
And so Kira loses the top of its
mannequin body. 

867
00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:38,800
So no more mannequin mannequin 
body, just the slacks again. 

868
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:44,640
And it runs away OK. 
And Libby calls out Craig. 

869
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:48,800
So now Shruti knows that Craig 
knocked her out like Libby 

870
00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:49,920
would. 
Like, you knocked me out 

871
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:51,560
earlier. 
And so now they realize, like, 

872
00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:56,800
Yep, Craig is a bad dude. 
So they find out from Craig that

873
00:49:56,800 --> 00:50:00,400
they're exactly 175 pairs of 
jeans that exist, and they're 

874
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:03,920
all in that store. 
Then the lights, some of the 

875
00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:07,360
lights go out and Craig panics 
and runs away. 

876
00:50:08,360 --> 00:50:12,720
Libby and Shruti follow the 
blood trail back to a room where

877
00:50:12,720 --> 00:50:17,200
they find the rest of the pairs 
of slacks and we see another 

878
00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:21,720
pair slink off the shelf. 
So this isn't the original Kirat

879
00:50:21,720 --> 00:50:25,640
pair, but it's just another one 
that doesn't have the full blood

880
00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:27,760
s s. 
Whereas like Kirat has the full 

881
00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:35,520
blood s s like the red s s. 
So they see in the corner that 

882
00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:41,120
here at slacks has piled up all 
the dead bodies in a corner and 

883
00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:44,280
all of the slacks are like 
slurping on the dead bodies in 

884
00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:46,680
the pile. 
Like there's just like a pile of

885
00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:50,640
pants like slurping up blood in 
in the pile of bodies. 

886
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:55,280
OK. 
So they go to like figure out a 

887
00:50:55,280 --> 00:50:58,440
plan and as they like turn 
around to go, Craig like locks 

888
00:50:58,440 --> 00:51:02,480
this like gate in like with them
inside. 

889
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:06,320
And he is like that video cannot
go out. 

890
00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:09,440
So you either have to like hand 
over the camera or I'm going to 

891
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:12,800
keep you locked in here. 
And so Shorty kind of like backs

892
00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:16,080
up and takes her camera with her
and was like, well, then you 

893
00:51:16,080 --> 00:51:20,040
have to come get it. 
So Craig goes inside of like the

894
00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:24,800
gated area and he does this 
whole like creep person thing 

895
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:27,680
where he's like, you know, we're
like bad guys are trying to look

896
00:51:27,680 --> 00:51:30,880
for like the people who are 
hiding and they're like, come 

897
00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:34,680
on, sweetie, like, just give me 
the thing and no one will get 

898
00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:36,840
hurt. 
He like does something like that

899
00:51:37,720 --> 00:51:41,040
and he uses his little earpiece 
to make Shrudy's walkie-talkie 

900
00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:42,960
go off. 
So then Shrudy's like, shoot, 

901
00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:44,560
I'm found. 
So she like steps out of her 

902
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:48,080
hiding and she kind of tosses 
the camera to the floor for 

903
00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:51,000
Craig like gently, so it like 
wouldn't break, but so he can 

904
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:54,840
like give it to her. 
He she can give it to him and 

905
00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:57,680
he's like, thanks. 
And then he just stabs her with 

906
00:51:57,680 --> 00:52:00,440
a Shard of metal. 
Oh damn. 

907
00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:03,600
Yeah. 
And so Libby like or sorry. 

908
00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:06,880
So then Shrudy like dies on the 
floor, bleeding out from Craig 

909
00:52:07,720 --> 00:52:10,520
as Libby continues to hide. 
Wait, Shrudy? 

910
00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:13,440
She's straight up is dead. 
Yeah, she got stabbed like right

911
00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:16,440
in the heart. 
That's the time Craig grabs the 

912
00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:19,520
camera and realizes, though, 
that Shrudy has taken the SD 

913
00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:21,080
card out and she does not have 
it. 

914
00:52:21,080 --> 00:52:25,000
So he's like, no, where's the SD
card? 

915
00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:29,760
And there are more slacks that 
make their way out of the 

916
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:34,320
feeding zone. 
So Libby walks out of her hiding

917
00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:40,040
place and Craig grabs Libby from
behind, threatening her and 

918
00:52:40,040 --> 00:52:45,040
being like, give me the card. 
And she's like, these are just 

919
00:52:45,040 --> 00:52:48,520
clothes, Craig. 
Like, you need to like, let go. 

920
00:52:48,520 --> 00:52:51,240
Like, it's not worth protecting,
like, corporate for this. 

921
00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:54,520
And he's like, seriously, He's 
like, they're not just clothes. 

922
00:52:54,520 --> 00:53:00,400
This is an ecosystem of life. 
And he strangles Libby to death.

923
00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:02,480
And so she, like, falls to the 
floor. 

924
00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:10,360
And and as he does, the army of 
slacks make their way to stand 

925
00:53:10,360 --> 00:53:14,480
ominously in front of Craig. 
And so Craig starts to back up 

926
00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:16,840
because he's like, Oh no. 
And then from the other hallway 

927
00:53:16,840 --> 00:53:22,080
there's more slacks coming and 
one jumps up and karate kicks 

928
00:53:22,080 --> 00:53:25,960
Craig in the face as all the 
pants just attack on him. 

929
00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:30,800
And they're like, and all their 
SSS are filling with blood. 

930
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:35,200
And as they do, Libby awakens. 
She actually just passed out. 

931
00:53:35,200 --> 00:53:36,920
She's not dead. 
OK, good. 

932
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:39,760
Fake out. 
So she passed, she was passed 

933
00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:43,080
out and she wakes up. 
Well, it seemed like she was 

934
00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:44,080
dead. 
It was crazy. 

935
00:53:44,520 --> 00:53:47,720
And she like wakes up. 
And so the slacks like they 

936
00:53:47,720 --> 00:53:49,840
didn't hear her wake up, but 
they're like done feasting. 

937
00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:53,960
So they like slink past her, but
she kind of just keeps laying on

938
00:53:53,960 --> 00:53:55,680
the floor like she's kind of 
dead still. 

939
00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:59,360
And she sees that all that's 
left is Craig's like gooey bones

940
00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:03,840
and his eyeballs in his skull. 
So like they slurped off all his

941
00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:06,320
skin and muscles and stuff. 
Cool. 

942
00:54:07,040 --> 00:54:11,120
So Libby makes her way to the 
front like store area as we see 

943
00:54:11,320 --> 00:54:14,680
the pants all standing on the 
shelf displays like ready for 

944
00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:18,000
action. 
And we can hear the people lined

945
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:21,840
up outside like rowdy and ready 
to get inside like thanks 

946
00:54:22,080 --> 00:54:24,400
Thanksgiving style where they're
like, let us in. 

947
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:28,840
We want to see the new 
collection because it's 8:00 AM.

948
00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:34,520
And so Libby pleads with Kira, 
like, you don't have to do this 

949
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:39,640
as the lockdown is deactivated. 
And Libby runs to try to hold 

950
00:54:39,640 --> 00:54:44,440
the door shut, but people barge 
in and she's not to the ground. 

951
00:54:44,440 --> 00:54:47,040
And blood comes pouring out of 
her head. 

952
00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:52,120
And we hear the attacks in the 
store as we see clips from the 

953
00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:53,920
beginning again of this Indian 
woman. 

954
00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:57,200
And we see blood splatter going 
all over against the wall and 

955
00:54:57,200 --> 00:55:01,000
people screaming. 
And with her dying breath, Libby

956
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:04,000
pulls the SD card out of her 
pocket and just like has it in 

957
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:09,320
her open hand. 
And we see it pan out as the 

958
00:55:09,320 --> 00:55:14,880
Monday Madness sign on the door 
of the store pours with blood. 

959
00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:18,680
And that is the end of the 
movie. 

960
00:55:21,520 --> 00:55:23,440
This sounds like it's the 
greatest movie ever made. 

961
00:55:23,720 --> 00:55:24,680
I'm not gonna lie. 
It's. 

962
00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:28,440
So unhinged. 
So like Alex and I started 

963
00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:30,400
watching it and then we had to 
go do something else at the 

964
00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:33,040
halfway point. 
So and then he went home after 

965
00:55:33,440 --> 00:55:35,920
and so I explained the rest of 
the movie to him and he was 

966
00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:42,080
like, what? 
This movie is the tits. 

967
00:55:42,080 --> 00:55:44,120
I loved that. 
That was it. 

968
00:55:44,120 --> 00:55:48,240
So fun. 
I went in thinking it was going 

969
00:55:48,240 --> 00:55:52,360
to take itself seriously and it 
did not, and I was very pleased 

970
00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:55,960
with that. 
What year did this come out? 

971
00:55:56,720 --> 00:56:00,200
It was filmed right before the 
pandemic and then I think it 

972
00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:04,680
came out right after the 
pandemic stuff subsided, so 

973
00:56:04,680 --> 00:56:09,320
twenty 20s. 
That is so fun. 

974
00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:13,560
That was so the people who gave 
this 40% of Rotten Tomatoes are 

975
00:56:13,560 --> 00:56:16,160
stuck up and they don't have a 
sense of humor. 

976
00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:18,760
They don't have a funny bone in 
their entire fucking body. 

977
00:56:18,760 --> 00:56:22,880
Bunch of dweebs. 
It's just like so ridiculous. 

978
00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:26,040
And then when it gets to the 
point that it's like it was this

979
00:56:26,040 --> 00:56:30,400
Indian woman like that got into 
the cotton of the pants or 

980
00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:33,600
whatever, and then the mannequin
with the bindi, I'm just like, 

981
00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:36,440
Oh dear, this is gone. 
So over the. 

982
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:40,880
It's great. 
Were there any? 

983
00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:43,320
You probably don't know the 
answer to this, but were there 

984
00:56:43,320 --> 00:56:46,120
any Indian people involved in 
the production of this movie? 

985
00:56:46,680 --> 00:56:49,280
I have no idea. 
I did not look that. 

986
00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:54,640
Up. 
I had fun. 

987
00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:56,840
That was so fun. 
I want to watch this. 

988
00:56:56,920 --> 00:57:02,120
Sounds like it'd be This sounds 
like it'd be really fun. 

989
00:57:02,240 --> 00:57:04,320
We say this all the time, but 
this sounds like it'd be a 

990
00:57:04,320 --> 00:57:06,800
really fun party movie. 
Like if you had like a girls 

991
00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:11,200
night sleepover where you're 
just like making Jack's frozen 

992
00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:15,480
pizzas and like drinking wine 
and making cookies. 

993
00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:18,200
Like that's this is sounds like 
it'd be so fun. 

994
00:57:18,680 --> 00:57:23,760
Yeah, drinking wine, making 
cookies and watching Killer 

995
00:57:23,760 --> 00:57:28,200
Pants slacks. 
What you do is say we're going 

996
00:57:28,200 --> 00:57:30,160
to watch Sisterhood of the 
Traveling Pants and then put 

997
00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:33,440
this on instead and see, that 
would actually, that would 

998
00:57:33,440 --> 00:57:35,160
actually be really fucking 
funny. 

999
00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:38,880
Wait, OK, so slacks though, like
when you're talking about a pair

1000
00:57:38,880 --> 00:57:42,640
of slacks, right? 
Are slacks an actual type of 

1001
00:57:42,640 --> 00:57:44,720
pant? 
Like, in my mind, they're like 

1002
00:57:44,840 --> 00:57:49,400
men's pants, like a trouser, so.
But Slack isn't a brand, right? 

1003
00:57:49,720 --> 00:57:52,160
I don't think so. 
It's just like a type of pant. 

1004
00:57:52,320 --> 00:57:54,800
Yeah, OK. 
But isn't aren't slack spelled 

1005
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:59,120
with a CKSLAC? 
K but this is hardcore, so it's 

1006
00:57:59,120 --> 00:58:05,440
2X SSLAXX. 
Cuz I just assumed OK, cuz I 

1007
00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:10,960
just assumed because of the the 
at least the movie poster that 

1008
00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:14,320
I've seen of this movie is like 
of like a woman's perfectly 

1009
00:58:14,320 --> 00:58:17,720
shaped ass that it was supposed 
to be like semi pornographic 

1010
00:58:17,720 --> 00:58:20,280
like XX like you know how like. 
Porn. 

1011
00:58:20,320 --> 00:58:22,680
I was thinking it was going to 
be sluttier too, but it wasn't. 

1012
00:58:23,840 --> 00:58:25,840
Well, I kind. 
Of like that, I kind of like 

1013
00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:28,720
that. 
It's like you advertise like. 

1014
00:58:29,120 --> 00:58:32,440
Sex on the movie poster. 
And then it's like, Nope, it's 

1015
00:58:32,440 --> 00:58:37,440
just pants on fishing line. 
It's so ridiculous. 

1016
00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:39,920
Like just when you think the 
pants can't be more ridiculous, 

1017
00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:44,520
they get more ridiculous. 
So, you know, I loved it 

1018
00:58:44,520 --> 00:58:45,880
personally. 
I'm just going to say it. 

1019
00:58:45,880 --> 00:58:48,040
It was a scream for me. 
And I don't usually like like 

1020
00:58:48,040 --> 00:58:52,560
dumb comedy horror movies that 
much, but this one was so 

1021
00:58:52,560 --> 00:58:56,120
ridiculous that it was funny. 
It sounds like it was like the 

1022
00:58:56,120 --> 00:58:58,080
perfect length for a horror 
comedy. 

1023
00:58:58,240 --> 00:59:02,040
Yeah, 77 minutes, barely. 
Because like while I was 

1024
00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:04,440
watching it, it seemed like a 
normal length movie. 

1025
00:59:04,600 --> 00:59:06,680
And then when I looked it up at 
the end I was like, oh, it was 

1026
00:59:06,680 --> 00:59:09,960
only 77 minutes because I 
watched it in two chunks. 

1027
00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:12,120
So like, I didn't realize the 
length, right? 

1028
00:59:13,480 --> 00:59:17,400
Yeah, yeah, it's a screen for me
too, for sure. 

1029
00:59:17,400 --> 00:59:19,080
This sounded like it was a 
blast. 

1030
00:59:19,080 --> 00:59:20,960
I'm going to watch this and it's
going to be fun. 

1031
00:59:21,240 --> 00:59:23,720
I should make James watch this 
and. 

1032
00:59:23,720 --> 00:59:26,240
Definitely. 
Watch some type of false 

1033
00:59:26,240 --> 00:59:28,320
pretense. 
I should be like, everybody's 

1034
00:59:28,320 --> 00:59:31,960
talking about this horror movie.
Like apparently it's so so good.

1035
00:59:33,840 --> 00:59:36,640
Please do it and like. 
Film his reaction to like 

1036
00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:39,840
certain scenes. 
He's going to be like the first 

1037
00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:42,240
time the pants go on the fishing
line, he's going to look, he's 

1038
00:59:42,240 --> 00:59:44,800
going to look over at me and 
just be like, what the fuck? 

1039
00:59:47,520 --> 00:59:52,160
It's kind of funny because so I 
was originally supposed to go to

1040
00:59:52,160 --> 00:59:54,480
scream on scene with this one 
girlfriend, but she ended up 

1041
00:59:54,480 --> 00:59:58,440
having to work. 
And so I invited James and he 

1042
00:59:58,920 --> 01:00:03,760
he's like, I want to be your 
very last option because he does

1043
01:00:03,760 --> 01:00:05,320
not want to go. 
Because he. 

1044
01:00:06,640 --> 01:00:09,600
He just like not like scary 
movies or well, it's just weird 

1045
01:00:09,600 --> 01:00:12,840
because he needs to be really in
control in terms of like 

1046
01:00:12,840 --> 01:00:15,320
choosing the horror movies in 
which he consumes because like 

1047
01:00:15,320 --> 01:00:19,080
he loved weapons, because I 
think like he like Seth Kreger 

1048
01:00:19,080 --> 01:00:26,120
and the sketch comedy and stuff.
And but other ones he's not too.

1049
01:00:26,120 --> 01:00:28,880
And I think he's too scared that
it'll be something really, 

1050
01:00:28,880 --> 01:00:32,480
really traumatizing, but. 
Alex is kind of particular about

1051
01:00:32,480 --> 01:00:35,320
his horror movies too, but it's 
not like he doesn't get scared 

1052
01:00:35,320 --> 01:00:36,960
easy. 
I think he just like, isn't into

1053
01:00:36,960 --> 01:00:39,360
horror as much. 
So yeah. 

1054
01:00:40,360 --> 01:00:45,040
But yeah, you heard it first. 
This movie is a smash. 

1055
01:00:45,040 --> 01:00:48,680
Double Scream. 
Nobody's talking about this 

1056
01:00:48,680 --> 01:00:50,560
movie. 
You guys, whoever posted on 

1057
01:00:50,560 --> 01:00:52,800
Reddit to watch this movie, A+ 
to you. 

1058
01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:54,560
More people need to watch this 
movie. 

1059
01:00:55,240 --> 01:00:58,560
Skip or scream. 
More like skip or seams because 

1060
01:00:58,560 --> 01:01:03,120
these pants are bursting at the 
seams with joy and excitement 

1061
01:01:03,360 --> 01:01:07,560
and killer pants. 
Oh, it started out so good. 

1062
01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:10,800
I got scared. 
I got scared. 

1063
01:01:12,160 --> 01:01:15,040
I get I have a lot of confidence
going into these things and then

1064
01:01:15,040 --> 01:01:19,320
I I lose it real quick. 
That was really fun. 

1065
01:01:19,320 --> 01:01:22,160
Queen. 
Improv Queen, Whose line is it 

1066
01:01:22,160 --> 01:01:23,480
Anyway? 
Watch out. 

1067
01:01:24,560 --> 01:01:26,000
Yes. 
That was a really fun episode to

1068
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:28,960
have you back for. 
That was nice. 

1069
01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:31,720
It was probably also nice 
because your first episode back 

1070
01:01:31,720 --> 01:01:34,040
that you had to do a retelling 
and it was a shorter one. 

1071
01:01:34,040 --> 01:01:34,280
Yeah. 
A. 

1072
01:01:34,480 --> 01:01:36,560
Short and sweet. 
This is a nice little Shorty for

1073
01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:39,360
you guys. 
Yeah, a little a Shorty, but a 

1074
01:01:39,360 --> 01:01:41,920
sweetie and. 
Cuz I'm guessing the last 

1075
01:01:41,920 --> 01:01:44,720
episode was really long. 
Why? 

1076
01:01:44,720 --> 01:01:47,800
Because then. 
Andrew, but I'm guessing that 

1077
01:01:47,840 --> 01:01:51,240
like a 2 hour. 
Well, the the problem with that,

1078
01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:53,600
not the problem because that 
episode was actually, it was 

1079
01:01:53,600 --> 01:01:55,160
actually so fun when I was 
editing it. 

1080
01:01:55,160 --> 01:02:00,400
I'm like, we're kind of funny. 
But no, the problem was it was 

1081
01:02:00,520 --> 01:02:02,680
it was the week before the 
Oscars. 

1082
01:02:03,760 --> 01:02:06,680
So we were just like, yeah. 
And Andrew and Allison are both 

1083
01:02:06,680 --> 01:02:11,480
like, obviously like pop culture
and like film, film consumers. 

1084
01:02:11,480 --> 01:02:14,880
So we just like talked a lot 
about the Academy Awards and 

1085
01:02:14,920 --> 01:02:19,440
everything, but it was 2 hours, 
but we've had a lot of two hour 

1086
01:02:19,440 --> 01:02:23,360
episodes, so no big deal. 
This will be a nice little a 

1087
01:02:23,360 --> 01:02:26,480
nice little quick refresh and 
that's OK. 

1088
01:02:27,160 --> 01:02:31,280
But thank you patrons for 
choosing this movie. 

1089
01:02:31,560 --> 01:02:33,320
Second runner up. 
That's OK. 

1090
01:02:33,320 --> 01:02:35,840
We love we still love you Slack.
You're number one in our hearts,

1091
01:02:35,840 --> 01:02:39,880
that's for sure. 
And if you want to be able to 

1092
01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:43,600
pick a movie each month, become 
a patron, join our Patreon, get 

1093
01:02:43,600 --> 01:02:48,040
bonus content and you get 
stickers and that's fun too. 

1094
01:02:52,320 --> 01:02:57,280
Speaking of Patreon, also, we 
have some exciting news that we 

1095
01:02:57,320 --> 01:03:01,960
just announced on our Patreon 
that I'm not going to spill the 

1096
01:03:01,960 --> 01:03:05,200
beans on here because you're not
getting it for free, baby. 

1097
01:03:05,240 --> 01:03:08,920
No, no free meals in this house.
Go over to our Patreon though, 

1098
01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:11,520
and check it out. 
It's some fun news about an 

1099
01:03:11,520 --> 01:03:16,280
event that we may or may not be 
a part of this coming year. 

1100
01:03:16,280 --> 01:03:20,560
And it's super exciting and fun 
and it'll be found out by 

1101
01:03:20,560 --> 01:03:23,760
everyone eventually. 
But if you just can't wait to 

1102
01:03:23,760 --> 01:03:28,080
know, go join our Patreon. 
Otherwise, again, I know we 

1103
01:03:28,080 --> 01:03:32,000
sound like broken records, but 
thank you guys so much for your 

1104
01:03:32,600 --> 01:03:36,160
very kind words of affirmation 
that you send us. 

1105
01:03:36,560 --> 01:03:41,480
And if you do really like our 
pod, first of all, thank you. 

1106
01:03:41,520 --> 01:03:43,800
And second of all, send us more 
follow up. 

1107
01:03:44,360 --> 01:03:47,840
Well, that's you keep feeding 
our keep feeding our ego. 

1108
01:03:48,360 --> 01:03:51,720
No, just make sure you're 
following us on whatever your 

1109
01:03:51,720 --> 01:03:54,680
preferred platform is, whether 
it's Spotify or Apple Podcasts 

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or whatever they are, pocket 
cast, whatever they all are and 

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01:04:00,840 --> 01:04:03,120
share with a friend too. 
I feel like we haven't asked 

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anyone to do that. 
But like, we all know that you 

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have at least one person in your
life who likes horror movies as 

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much as you do that you think 
would benefit from this. 

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Or maybe they don't like horror 
movies, but they just want to 

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know what happens in them. 
So they can relate to you. 

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01:04:15,440 --> 01:04:17,880
You're like, I really want to 
talk to you about these movies, 

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01:04:17,880 --> 01:04:20,320
but you haven't seen them, but 
you could almost see them by 

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01:04:20,320 --> 01:04:22,760
listening to them recap it for 
you. 

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01:04:22,760 --> 01:04:26,880
And and you lie, you just say, 
Oh yeah, I've seen that. 

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01:04:26,880 --> 01:04:28,680
And then you tell them all the 
details because you heard them 

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01:04:28,680 --> 01:04:31,640
from us. 
Like we support your lying, we 

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01:04:31,640 --> 01:04:40,320
support deception. 
Wait, we support you pull up 

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01:04:40,600 --> 01:04:45,760
your pants and I don't know what
I'm saying. 

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01:04:45,920 --> 01:04:47,480
Hold on. 
Give me a second to thank you 

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01:04:47,480 --> 01:04:49,560
the. 
Look of sadness on Maggie's face

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01:04:50,240 --> 01:04:52,680
when she realized she couldn't 
come up with something for that.

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01:04:57,560 --> 01:05:03,920
Hey, every day we all put our 
pants on one leg at a time and 

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we're all the same. 
Except for that Lady in the 

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01:05:06,600 --> 01:05:08,280
movie who was like flopping 
around. 

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01:05:08,280 --> 01:05:09,440
She didn't know how to put a 
band. 

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01:05:10,920 --> 01:05:15,960
So we all hope that you have a 
wonderful time putting your 

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01:05:15,960 --> 01:05:18,360
pants on. 
We hope that you do not get 

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01:05:18,360 --> 01:05:23,880
consumed and until by your pants
and until next week, we love you

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01:05:23,880 --> 01:05:25,800
guys. 
Bye bye bye. 

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01:05:29,600 --> 01:05:32,040
Thank you for listening to 
another episode of Skip or 

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01:05:32,040 --> 01:05:34,440
Screen. 
If you enjoyed today's episode, 

1138
01:05:34,520 --> 01:05:36,880
make sure to follow the show so 
you don't miss what's coming 

1139
01:05:36,880 --> 01:05:39,080
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And if you've got a second, drop

1140
01:05:39,080 --> 01:05:42,320
us a rating or review on Spotify
and Apple Podcasts. 

1141
01:05:42,680 --> 01:05:45,280
You can also find us on doing 
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1142
01:05:45,840 --> 01:05:50,240
So come say hi on TikTok at Skip
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1143
01:05:50,280 --> 01:05:52,960
at Skip or Screen Podcast, you 
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1144
01:05:53,120 --> 01:05:57,400
We also have a Patreon subscribe
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1145
01:05:57,400 --> 01:06:00,480
cover, explore bonus content and
much, much more. 

1146
01:06:00,800 --> 01:06:03,040
We love and appreciate all of 
your support. 

1147
01:06:03,040 --> 01:06:05,160
We'll see you next week with a 
brand new episode. 

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01:06:05,320 --> 01:06:06,440
Bye bye.
