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We'll be waiting for you. 29 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:48,160 See you. Hello everyone, welcome back to 30 00:01:48,160 --> 00:01:51,120 Script or Scream, a scary movie recap podcast. 31 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:53,800 We are your sisters and your house, Maggie and Cassie. 32 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:56,960 And we're here to answer the question, is the Scream worth 33 00:01:56,960 --> 00:01:59,320 the stream? Now, I love all of our guests 34 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:02,720 equally, right? But this one I'm particularly 35 00:02:02,720 --> 00:02:06,200 excited and nervous for because I can't say this about many 36 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:08,800 podcasts that I listen to, but I can say this about our guest 37 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:11,160 podcast. And that is that I have listened 38 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:13,680 to every single episode that he's put out. 39 00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:17,440 His show is super engaging, it's really, really fun. 40 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:21,080 And listen, OK, me and Cassie have each other to like banter 41 00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:24,280 off of and play with when it comes to trying to be funny and 42 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:25,880 we're still not fucking funny half the time. 43 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:30,480 So this guest does it all on his own and is hilarious. 44 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:33,120 Some of his one liners that he's provided us? 45 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:35,840 Take your hand off your meat every once in a while and go 46 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:38,640 touch grass. He was not deterred by grandma's 47 00:02:38,640 --> 00:02:41,040 Bush. And the coochie is so massive. 48 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:43,440 I'm talking a camel foot, not a camel toe. 49 00:02:44,360 --> 00:02:48,360 We are joined today by none other than Brandon O of 50 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:50,480 Terrific. Hi, Brandon. 51 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:53,480 Yo, what's up? I don't even remember saying 52 00:02:53,640 --> 00:02:54,960 half those things. I was gonna. 53 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,160 I was gonna. Say reminder I was. 54 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:59,760 Gonna say how does it feel to be quoted your own podcast at you. 55 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:01,000 Yeah. Wow. 56 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,480 That is, that is that is unhinged right there. 57 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:05,840 OK. Well, you said it, not me so. 58 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:09,720 Yeah, I was, you know, whatever comes out, comes out, I guess. 59 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:12,400 So that's the. That's the beauty of podcasting. 60 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:16,240 You say something and it's held onto forever in a recorded audio 61 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:18,320 medium. So you're welcome world. 62 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:22,800 Well, Rinan, thanks so much for being here today and for joining 63 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:26,560 us in our love for scary movies. Obviously, like I said, I know 64 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:29,640 everything about your podcast. I know that you are in your 65 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:34,760 season here doing a deep dive into all things Stephen King and 66 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:37,160 his movies. So why don't you tell us a 67 00:03:37,160 --> 00:03:40,400 little bit about Terrific and maybe like also to why you 68 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:43,040 wanted to start a podcast and like what your relationship is 69 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:45,520 with horror to the point that made you want to start Terrific. 70 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:49,600 Yeah. Well, first, thanks for having 71 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:51,240 me. I know this has been in the 72 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:55,320 works for like 5 weeks now, so I'm glad that we're able to do 73 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:56,480 it. I had to reschedule a couple 74 00:03:56,480 --> 00:03:59,480 times, so thank you for being flexible, of course. 75 00:03:59,480 --> 00:04:03,320 But yeah, terrific. So it's a horror film podcast. 76 00:04:03,320 --> 00:04:06,120 It's kind of like a recap podcast similar to you guys. 77 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:11,000 I like to highlight and make fun of like the absurd moments that 78 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:14,960 characters find themselves in and kind of give my 79 00:04:15,040 --> 00:04:18,920 interpretation of different symbolism or meaning behind some 80 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:23,520 of these wild ass things. So I started it because 81 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:28,560 essentially I was just bored. And so I had a really bad habit 82 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:31,800 of just trying to find new hobbies that could hold my 83 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:34,000 interest for longer than like a month. 84 00:04:34,480 --> 00:04:39,160 And so I tried things from like gardening, I brewed some beer 85 00:04:39,160 --> 00:04:42,760 for a while, just all these random things. 86 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:45,040 And then eventually I just landed on this podcast. 87 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:47,000 It's not even my first podcast, it's my third one. 88 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:53,400 The first two just got bored. So I was, I was for a couple of 89 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:56,280 years, I would go on like on my Instagram stories in October, I 90 00:04:56,280 --> 00:04:59,600 would watch 31 horror movies and just like put my ratings and 91 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:02,440 reviews for those movies. And so someone said, hey, you 92 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:04,200 know, like people were like getting like kind of engaged 93 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:06,160 with it. And so I was like, OK, maybe I 94 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:08,040 should try this podcast thing again. 95 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:11,760 And do horror movies with it, since that seems to be something 96 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:14,560 that I'm not bored with. And here we are. 97 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:18,200 So terrific. I started like November of 2024, 98 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:20,160 so, you know, about a year and a half ago. 99 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:23,560 And the fact that I'm still doing it now surprises me every 100 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:25,920 day. But it's fun, so we'll see how 101 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:27,720 long it goes. Well, you're crushing it. 102 00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:30,800 And I know people have told you this before, but you also have a 103 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:33,680 great podcast voice. So know that, know that you 104 00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:34,920 always have that in your arsenal. 105 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:38,280 If you ever feel like giving up, you'll just you can't deprive us 106 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:41,640 people of your takes and something that I really like 107 00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:44,240 about your your podcast not to gas you up more than I already 108 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:47,000 have the past 10 minutes. I feel real gas right now. 109 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:51,000 I'm not going. To lie, no, but I feel like I 110 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:52,400 listen to a ton of podcasts, right? 111 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:54,360 Like a ton. And I, I love finding new 112 00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:58,480 podcasts, but I feel like it can be hard to find a podcast that 113 00:05:58,480 --> 00:06:00,760 you actually like, want to listen to more than one episode 114 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:03,520 and like actually continuously listen to the content they put 115 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:06,560 out and your podcast. Especially in the horror realm. 116 00:06:06,640 --> 00:06:08,400 I have told this to Cassie before. 117 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:11,400 Like the horror community can be really, really welcoming and 118 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:13,960 positive and open. But also some parts of the 119 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:16,160 horror community can be very like gatekeepy. 120 00:06:16,560 --> 00:06:20,000 And sometimes I think people are quite snobbish when it comes to 121 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:23,960 horror and horror films. And you present the, all the 122 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:28,080 movies that you analyze in a very like palatable, easy to 123 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:30,640 understand, but still nuanced way. 124 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:32,560 And not a lot of podcasts can do that. 125 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:36,680 So I just wanted to give you your flowers because I, I really 126 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:39,360 appreciate your analysis. And I told this to Cassie. 127 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:43,640 I'm like have a weird fixation or obsession with VHS but I 128 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:46,280 can't bring that myself to actually watch any of the movies 129 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:48,200 because I'm too I don't know what it is. 130 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:49,760 About they. Freak me out. 131 00:06:49,760 --> 00:06:52,760 I don't know if it's just because they're just like so 132 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:57,080 torture porny or like what the deal is, but I very much loved 133 00:06:57,080 --> 00:07:00,120 your season on VHS because I felt like I watched them and I 134 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:01,560 didn't actually even have to watch them. 135 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:04,120 So thank you very much. Awesome. 136 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:07,120 Well, I appreciate you saying that very, very kind words. 137 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:10,720 My head is about to like explode out of my headphones right now 138 00:07:10,720 --> 00:07:12,120 but. Cassie you can. 139 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:16,080 You can probably relate as well because Cassie is also queen of 140 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:19,840 finding hobbies that she fixates on for short amount of times and 141 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:23,160 then moves on to the next thing. Yeah, mine doesn't last like a 142 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:24,960 month though. I would say mine lasts like 2 143 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:26,480 weeks. Like sometimes I'll order the 144 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:29,640 stuff for it and by the time it gets here I'm like, I'm over 145 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:33,720 this now so. Well, I will say that I my 146 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:38,000 podcast listening is not as frequent as you would expect 147 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:42,640 from a podcaster, but y'all's podcast is definitely the one 148 00:07:42,640 --> 00:07:44,840 I've listened to the most, especially over the last few 149 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:49,320 months. So probably like twice to three 150 00:07:49,320 --> 00:07:52,040 times as much as anybody else. So yeah, definitely, definitely 151 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:54,560 vibe with y'all stuff. I feel like we're spiritually 152 00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:55,760 pretty similar. Yeah. 153 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:59,400 So I've been looking forward to this, this collab for for a 154 00:07:59,400 --> 00:08:00,480 while. So yes. 155 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:02,640 Yes, yes, yes, I, I feel similar. 156 00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:05,520 I mean, enough so that I'll, I'll shoot the shit with you on 157 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:09,280 Instagram and talk a little Goss every now and then when it comes 158 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:12,120 up in the horror community, which there is not a shortage 159 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:13,920 of. So usually when we have a guest 160 00:08:13,920 --> 00:08:17,720 on two, we kind of like to warm up a little bit by talking about 161 00:08:17,920 --> 00:08:21,440 what their favorite horror movies are or their origins is 162 00:08:21,440 --> 00:08:24,480 what we call it. So their origins with horror, I 163 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:27,160 know what yours is because I've listened to every single episode 164 00:08:27,160 --> 00:08:30,240 and you've talked about how Halloween played a huge part in 165 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:33,280 growing up and your love for horror and Stephen King. 166 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:35,760 Now that you're talking about all these different Stephen King 167 00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:38,240 movies, so I'm gonna pose a question instead. 168 00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:40,600 Rather than like your favorite horror movie or the movie that 169 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:43,320 got you into horror, but what about like something you've seen 170 00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:45,000 recently? Other than the film that we're 171 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:47,040 gonna talk about today? Is there anything you've seen 172 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:49,440 like recently that you really, really enjoyed or something 173 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:51,760 you've seen in the past few years that have stuck with you a 174 00:08:51,760 --> 00:08:54,840 lot that you were? Or something you're excited for 175 00:08:54,840 --> 00:08:56,840 'cause there's a lot of really, really good horror coming out 176 00:08:56,840 --> 00:09:00,480 and we love talking about horror movies all day long. 177 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:04,360 So any of those categories? Yeah, well, here, let me let me 178 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:08,120 pull up my letterbox real quick to see what some of my recent 179 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:11,440 recent watches are. One of my recent ones, 3 1/2 180 00:09:11,440 --> 00:09:15,440 stars for humanist vampires seeking consent, consenting 181 00:09:15,440 --> 00:09:19,840 suicidal person. So that's a very wordy to middle 182 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:20,960 indeed. Indeed. 183 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:23,360 Yeah, it's like a Have y'all, have y'all heard of it? 184 00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:26,120 No, never heard of it. It's like a it's a French 185 00:09:26,120 --> 00:09:30,440 Canadian joint and it is, it centers on like this teenage 186 00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:33,560 vampire who is a humanist. She doesn't want to kill 187 00:09:33,560 --> 00:09:36,200 anybody. And so she meets a little a boy, 188 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:40,480 another teen who's not really enjoying life. 189 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:43,960 And so they kind of navigate that situation together. 190 00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:46,680 And there's a lot of heart to it for being a horror movie. 191 00:09:46,680 --> 00:09:49,600 So it's not like heavy deep. Yeah, yeah. 192 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:51,720 It's not like heavy on like the violence or gore or anything. 193 00:09:51,720 --> 00:09:55,680 It's more like emotional than kind of that kind of stuff. 194 00:09:55,680 --> 00:09:57,200 So I, I enjoyed that one. It was different. 195 00:09:57,200 --> 00:10:01,400 I I'm a big fan of like original horror films and so that one 196 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:04,000 definitely stood out. I I can't stand all these 197 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:08,120 remakes, reboots, retreads, reimaginings, all that stuff. 198 00:10:08,120 --> 00:10:14,680 Yeah, Yeah, it's not. Yeah, I am frankly quite nervous 199 00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:19,680 for the weapons. Gladys prequel. 200 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:24,760 I think that weapons, and barbarian for that matter, were 201 00:10:24,760 --> 00:10:28,320 such lightning in a bottle that I'm like, I as much as I want 202 00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:32,760 more content, I'm kind of just like, I don't think it's, I just 203 00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:34,520 don't know. I'm just very, very nervous, 204 00:10:34,520 --> 00:10:36,880 very weary. But the good news is, is like my 205 00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:40,120 expectations are so low that I can only really go up. 206 00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:43,160 So I get it. I'm, I'm kind of tired of the 207 00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:47,240 money grabs, but also I'm doing nothing about it because I'm 208 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:49,920 still going and buying a fucking ticket every time it comes into 209 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:52,040 theaters. So it I am the problem. 210 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:55,240 I am the problem and I know that, but it is what it is. 211 00:10:55,720 --> 00:10:58,040 The first step is acceptance, so I know. 212 00:10:58,120 --> 00:10:58,920 Right. Look at me. 213 00:10:58,920 --> 00:11:02,960 I'm I'm so grown and mature. I haven't been to the movie 214 00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:04,120 theater and I don't know how long. 215 00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:07,560 I know I, I remember you talking about that in one of your 216 00:11:07,560 --> 00:11:10,400 episodes, that you're not like a huge movie theater goer, which 217 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:13,120 is like kind of insane to me because I feel like horror 218 00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:16,040 movies, more than any other type of movie is such a fun 219 00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:18,800 experience in a theater because it's like it's dark. 220 00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:22,600 You're with a bunch of people who are feeling all the same 221 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:24,880 things that you're feeling. You can't be on your phone, I 222 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:26,960 mean, usually. So you're usually pretty locked 223 00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:29,640 into what's going on. So I found that interesting that 224 00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:33,280 you don't really like going to the theater, but I also get it. 225 00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:35,480 There's just so much good stuff coming out. 226 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:38,320 Brandon, you need to see it all. Do you? 227 00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:41,120 Do you wait for it to get on streaming and then consume it 228 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:42,920 that way? I I sure do. 229 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:45,120 But you just delete all your stuff. 230 00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:50,080 Yeah, so it's it's quite the the conundrum that I find myself in 231 00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:51,640 these days. Yeah, for sure. 232 00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:54,680 These these prices, man. Like it's ridiculous. 233 00:11:54,760 --> 00:12:00,360 Like shudder when I first got it was like 5999 a year maybe 6999 234 00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:04,000 something like that. Now it's 9999 my supposed to pay 235 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:07,160 $100 a month for a streaming service or a year. 236 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:10,040 I can't do it. I have 4 kids bro. 237 00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:13,960 Yeah, and it's like every single service is raising their prices 238 00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:19,440 and now every single type of company that produces media has 239 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:23,640 their own streaming service. So it it's also especially 240 00:12:23,640 --> 00:12:25,800 annoying too, because like Shutter originals within the 241 00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:29,080 past, probably year or so have like been popping off man. 242 00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:33,320 Like the yeah, they've been making really good ass stuff. 243 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:36,400 And it's at least good because if you don't want to pay the 244 00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:39,680 like 99 a year, they have been having theatrical releases. 245 00:12:39,680 --> 00:12:42,760 So you can at least most of the time go see stuff in theaters if 246 00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:45,720 you enjoy that. So that's at least somewhat 247 00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:49,880 good. But yeah, I'm, I'm annoyed at 248 00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:52,640 everybody, so I'm going to continue to keep mooching unless 249 00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:56,760 you're, unless you're Mr. George R Shutter listening to this 250 00:12:56,760 --> 00:12:59,200 podcast and you're going to come hump me down and put me in jail. 251 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:00,960 George R Shutter, that's a new one. 252 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:05,840 Maybe we should just get into physical media and just review 253 00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:08,880 like VHS tape movies. Do you? 254 00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:13,840 I actually want to start trying to watch more horror movies with 255 00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:17,640 like audio commentary from like the directors and actors and 256 00:13:17,640 --> 00:13:19,280 stuff because I feel like that would be fun. 257 00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:22,400 But that would involve me having to go purchase DV. 258 00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:26,080 DV DS are expensive too now. Everything's the library. 259 00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:29,600 I rented Sinners from the library and I was like, I, I 260 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:32,920 rented it specifically to watch the DVD commentary and they 261 00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:36,480 didn't have a DVD commentary on it and I was so upset. 262 00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:39,680 Can I say something because this is our podcast and we. 263 00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:41,760 Can. Well, we can't say no so. 264 00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:49,680 I was watching a movie yesterday with him in it what's his name? 265 00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:55,480 Jack O'Connell and he hangs full Dong in this movie and I was 266 00:13:55,480 --> 00:14:00,360 like I forgot that I saw a movie where he is completely full 267 00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:03,480 frontal nudity like before he popped off and was In Sync. 268 00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:04,760 How do you know? For sure. 269 00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:09,600 I mean prosthetic. If it was a prosthetic, they 270 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:15,240 weren't doing him any favors. Not an Oh my gosh. 271 00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:16,720 You heard it here first. No, no, no. 272 00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:18,800 No Jack O'Connell has a baby Dick. 273 00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:21,120 No, no, no. Jack O'Connell, I love you. 274 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:24,920 But. But like the guy who played 275 00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:28,680 Samson in Bone Temple, I mean, he made it very known that that 276 00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:32,200 was a prosthetic and that was not his actual penis. 277 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:34,840 So I don't think Jack O'connell's out in these streets 278 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:38,840 being like, yeah, my penis and later Lady Chatterley's lover, 279 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:43,760 the like period piece and 1600s Victorian England, he's not out 280 00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:46,160 there spreading the spreading the word that he was wearing 281 00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:49,760 prosthetics, so. Yeah, maybe he doesn't want to 282 00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:53,120 talk about some old movie where he has his It's. 283 00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:55,040 Not that old. It's only it was only a couple 284 00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:56,400 years old. I think it came out two years 285 00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:58,200 ago. So it's not like insanely old, 286 00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:00,520 Yeah, but like. Before he became really popular, 287 00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:02,120 Yeah. Yeah. 288 00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:03,840 He's probably hoping people don't talk about it. 289 00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:07,120 Now you're out here, I need more. 290 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:09,960 People to know I need more people to go watch his nudity 291 00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:13,000 seed and tell me if you think it was fake. 292 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:15,560 There really is a market for everything. 293 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:20,920 Everything there truly is good Lord off the rails already and 294 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,560 we haven't even started fucking talking about the movie. 295 00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:24,280 OK, let's talk about. This. 296 00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:27,400 Damn movie. So this week we're covering a 297 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:32,480 movie where a woman is matched with a handsome online suitor 298 00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:37,840 only to meet up and discover that not everything is as it 299 00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:40,760 seems. So our question of the week this 300 00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:44,680 week is, if you had a dating profile and your bio had to be 301 00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:47,760 100% completely honest, what would it say? 302 00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:51,320 Cassie will pose this question to you first, so Brandon has a 303 00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:53,640 little time to to Stew before answering. 304 00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:56,560 OK, well I'm going to see if this works. 305 00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:59,960 I'm scared. I made what I was doing right 306 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,840 before this and part of the reason I was late because I was 307 00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:06,520 just getting so into it is I made a little fake profile. 308 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:10,080 I tried to go online because I did a lot of online dating and I 309 00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:15,560 met my partner two years ago on Tinder and so I tried to like 310 00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:18,880 log into my profile again but it was too old so it like must have 311 00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:24,040 deleted. OK, this is my profile picture. 312 00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:29,120 This is the one you just made. Yes, it's my sweatshirt over my 313 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:32,920 head with my hair crazy because I my hair is short and so it's 314 00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:37,120 really easy for it to get crazy. My lives in is lives in a 315 00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:39,120 hoarder's den because that's true. 316 00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:42,000 I have too much crap. It's really bad and then my 317 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,760 about me. I think I am go with the flow 318 00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:46,880 but actually need a plan for everything and we'll get annoyed 319 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:49,560 if the plan isn't followed. We'll eat ice cream for 320 00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:51,600 breakfast. Don't wake me up before 9:00 AM 321 00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:54,240 or I'll be mad at you. You will be the one doing the 322 00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:56,840 dishes. ADHD, anxiety, OCD, emotional 323 00:16:56,840 --> 00:17:00,240 wreck interest, trash TV, my cat and cheese. 324 00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:03,160 More about me cancer. I will not answer your call or 325 00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:06,319 text. That is my profile, that is. 326 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:07,920 Pretty accurate. Cat, Maggie. 327 00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:11,800 Will put it up on the socials. Yeah, that's, that's well done. 328 00:17:12,079 --> 00:17:12,520 I like. That. 329 00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:18,359 Well, mine if you like would be it following your line of 330 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:21,079 talking about I won't answer your call or text. 331 00:17:21,079 --> 00:17:26,040 I am an unapologetic double, triple, quadruple pantuple. 332 00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:29,120 I'll text you 18 times in a row and feel no shame if you don't 333 00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:30,960 respond to my text. Can confirm. 334 00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:36,960 I've texted Cassie many a times when she does not respond to me 335 00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:38,720 so. And it'll just be like question 336 00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:42,520 mark, question mark. 1st I'll send a question mark, then I'll 337 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:45,000 send like 2 question marks, then I'll send an ello, then I'll 338 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,400 send a hello, then I'll send a hello with a question mark. 339 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:51,920 So I feel no shame and I feel like another thing that I'd put 340 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:55,440 on there is like if you ever want to take me on a date and 341 00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:57,680 you're like, oh, we need to find like a cute restaurant or bar. 342 00:17:57,680 --> 00:18:00,520 It's like no, I want to go to Applebee's, I want to go to 343 00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:01,560 Denny's. I want. 344 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:05,720 To love an Applebee's. I love it a chain restaurant and 345 00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:08,520 you know what I saw this meme ones that said grow the fuck up 346 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:11,200 and like Applebee's because honestly like grow the fuck up 347 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:15,800 and like Applebee's like where else can you get a fucking 2 LB 348 00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:18,560 burger, French fries and a Margarita for like 899? 349 00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:20,200 Like I don't want to hear it grow the fuck up. 350 00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:22,240 I actually. Really want Applebee's right 351 00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:24,000 now. Maybe I can convince because 352 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,440 then after 9:00 PM they have the half price apps. 353 00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:29,480 Maybe I'll go do that tonight. It'll be a hard convince, 354 00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:31,840 though, because all my friends are like, you know, let's go 355 00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:34,680 somewhere classy and local. It's like the cool thing to do, 356 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:36,880 you know? Nah, Nah. 357 00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:39,520 And that's Applebee's. Yeah, it is now. 358 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:43,520 Eating good in the neighborhood, right? 359 00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:45,760 Eating. Good in the neighborhood, 360 00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:48,840 Brandon, what about you? We definitely shut down a couple 361 00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:52,080 of Applebee's in in college, but I haven't been really since 362 00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:54,560 then. Those like dollar long islands 363 00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:56,120 and they they had like jello shots too. 364 00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:58,360 Right. So my profile, let's see. 365 00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:00,600 I'm also really bad at texting or responding. 366 00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:02,920 I'm like, my thing is like I'll read the text, I'll have my 367 00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:07,160 phone in my hand and I'll just put it down and just don't feel 368 00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:10,080 like responding at that time. So but then if you do that to 369 00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:13,680 me, like I feel like a way about it, like, Oh, so my texts aren't 370 00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:15,240 important. You need to respond to me. 371 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:17,600 So that's, that's my toxic trait. 372 00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:23,160 I also don't really believe in chivalry, if that's OK to say. 373 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:25,720 I think that's inherently sexist. 374 00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:28,120 And I think I'm a feminist. I identify as a feminist. 375 00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:30,680 And so I don't understand why chivalry is still a thing. 376 00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:33,480 I, I, I looked this up recently and it said something about 377 00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:38,400 like, what was the phrase that it used, like palatable, 378 00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:40,680 palatable sexism or something like that. 379 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:43,160 And it just seemed really contradictory to me. 380 00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:46,920 And the actual definition of chivalry is it Can it only be 381 00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:50,520 applied to men? Like can a woman be chivalrous 382 00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:54,280 or can only a man be chivalrous? That's a good question. 383 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:59,480 The definition may have evolved over time, but from what I saw 384 00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:03,040 initially, it was predominantly male focused. 385 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:04,080 Yeah, right. Right, right. 386 00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:10,480 Yeah, but yeah, my wife, I'm she, I mean, I don't, I don't 387 00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:12,960 shoot her poorly by any means. Like, let me not make it seem 388 00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:16,640 like that. But like as far as all the, some 389 00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:18,760 of the things that I see and the things that I hear from my 390 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:21,520 friends out in the dating world about these requirements and 391 00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:26,080 what people are expecting, like dropping $200 and paying for the 392 00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:27,400 nails to be done and all that stuff. 393 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:29,640 I just cannot understand that at all. 394 00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:32,200 That's why you gotta take her to Applebee's bro. 395 00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:34,280 You'll get the most bang. For your buck. 396 00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:36,800 You're, you may have a point there. 397 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:41,040 We went to Taco Diner for our for our first day, which is an 398 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:45,040 elevated Applebee's maybe. So, you know, we're kind of kind 399 00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:48,440 of in that same, that same kind of boat. 400 00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:52,400 Let's talk more about this movie, though, since we've all 401 00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:56,400 determined that we're perfect, dateable, wonderful people that 402 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:58,560 anyone would be lucky to have in their life. 403 00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:03,320 So let's talk about this movie. Brandon so generously offered to 404 00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:07,840 recap to us, which we tell you because it means less work for 405 00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:09,880 us. So Brandon, I'm gonna, I'm gonna 406 00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:13,200 pass the torch over to you and lay, lay it on us thick. 407 00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:20,240 All right, so the film we are talking about is 2025's Match. 408 00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:24,000 It was written by Al and Jon Kaplan. 409 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:27,720 They are brothers. They also wrote the 2014 film 410 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,160 Zombie Beavers. Have y'all seen that one? 411 00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:32,480 It's it's exactly what it sounds like. 412 00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:36,880 It's zombie Beavers and teens or college kids out in the cabin by 413 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:38,800 the lake just fighting zombie Beavers. 414 00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:40,720 It's absolutely ridiculous, but I think. 415 00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:43,240 I've seen the movie poster for that. 416 00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:46,080 I feel like, isn't it like a lady in like a swimsuit or like, 417 00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:48,640 and there's a Beaver in front of her coochie and. 418 00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:51,240 Something Beavers. Beavers on Beavers. 419 00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:55,880 Exactly. Yeah, the match was directed by 420 00:21:55,880 --> 00:22:00,000 Danishka Esterhazy. She also directed the 2021 421 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:04,280 Slumber Party Massacre remake and the 2020 TV movie. 422 00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:07,840 I was Lorena Bobbitt and the Lorena Bobbitt story is crazy. 423 00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:10,800 Are y'all familiar with that? That's where she bites it off 424 00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:14,240 his Dick, right? Well, cuts, cuts it off, but 425 00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:17,280 yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah. 426 00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:20,080 So she was like a like a her and her husband in the in the early 427 00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:22,720 90s. She like, accused him of like, 428 00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:25,440 sexual assault. And so she responded by cutting 429 00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:29,160 his Dick off and like, just drove around with it, like one 430 00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:32,080 hand on the wheel, one hand holding this Dick, eventually 431 00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:35,080 tossed it out of the window. And like, the cops had to come 432 00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:37,280 in like search for it in the grass and they found it. 433 00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:41,160 And they ended up surgically, yes, they surgically reattached 434 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:45,120 it. And he became a porn star after 435 00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:47,840 that. Wow, good for him. 436 00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:50,600 No, maybe you didn't. I don't think he was a good 437 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:52,800 dude. Oh OK, not good for him. 438 00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:57,880 No, no. But yeah, I mean the movie, the 439 00:22:57,880 --> 00:23:00,000 movie titles are exactly what you would think they would be 440 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,280 called. Like there was Franken penis in 441 00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:05,800 1996 was with this guy with his Sodon Dick. 442 00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:09,360 So I bring that up because it kind of ties in. 443 00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:12,680 It helps like contextualize some of the story for Match. 444 00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:14,400 So I didn't know that she directed that. 445 00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:18,120 So that was, that was interesting to see, but it stars 446 00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:23,360 umberly Gonzalez, Shayan Jimenez, Diane Simpson, Luke 447 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:29,640 Volker, and Jacques Adrianza, so haven't heard of any of those 448 00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:33,760 people. But umberly Gonzalez, she's in 449 00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:36,920 some Netflix TV show, I forgot what it's called, like Jenny and 450 00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:39,240 something. Sarah and Jenny maybe. 451 00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:42,000 So if you've seen that, then maybe. 452 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,600 Georgia and Jenny and Georgia. Maybe that. 453 00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:46,040 Yes, that sounds right. Yeah. 454 00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:52,480 Runtime 99 minutes. And yeah, so decent, decent 455 00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:54,760 length. Rotten Tomatoes on the critics. 456 00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:58,880 It's unrated, but there are three reviews on there, so 457 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:04,480 critic one gave it a 3 1/2 out of five, and said match takes 458 00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:07,920 the dangers of digital dating to deranged new depths. 459 00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:11,000 It's gross, gutsy and gleefully grim. 460 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,600 Really big on the alliteration there. 461 00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:17,920 The Critic 2 gave it AB plus saying being catfished by a 462 00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:21,040 killer is standard plot for true crime thrillers. 463 00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:25,600 But Match takes the premise in increasingly demented directions 464 00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:28,200 and Critic 3 four stars. So I mean they critics for 465 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:29,560 vibing with it. I don't know why I didn't have a 466 00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:32,000 rating. This to be horror movie is not 467 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,640 for anyone with a weak stomach as the practical effects hit 468 00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:36,880 hard and in so many different ways. 469 00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:39,840 Good Lord, I did not see this one coming, but it's definitely 470 00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:41,160 a horror movie you'll want to watch. 471 00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:44,720 So they felt good about it. This is a. 472 00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:47,360 Toby Toby Movie. This is a Toby original. 473 00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:49,960 Yeah, when Brandon said, when Brandon said that he wanted to 474 00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:52,320 do this, I was like, OK, pop off, Toby. 475 00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:55,520 Original. Yeah, Toby, I've been sleeping 476 00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:57,320 on Toby. Toby has some hits on there. 477 00:24:57,320 --> 00:25:01,400 I gotta, that's the the main impetus for me cancelling. 478 00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:04,600 But besides the expensive part but cancelling my streaming 479 00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:07,200 services cause Toby just has everything. 480 00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:11,880 A lot of shit for free, yeah. Yeah, Ron Tomatoes audience 481 00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:14,880 score is also an A so I went to Letterboxed. 482 00:25:15,120 --> 00:25:19,880 So letterbox they have a 2.6 and I rated it at 3 myself. 483 00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:21,720 So relatively decent movie. What? 484 00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:23,240 OK, Brandon, I haven't looked enough. 485 00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:25,160 I'm friends with you on Letterbox, but I haven't looked 486 00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:27,320 enough at you here at your top rated movies. 487 00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:29,760 What is a movie that is five stars? 488 00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:33,680 No notes for you on Letterbox. Bring her back. 489 00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:34,920 OK. Oh. 490 00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:37,440 OK, maybe she's a little slut for bring her back. 491 00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:39,480 Too I am a little slut for Bring Her Back. 492 00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:43,200 I think it's one of the best horror movies and movies ever 493 00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:46,440 written honestly. I watched Paddington 2 the other 494 00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:49,760 day and all I could think of was bring her Back because the mom 495 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:53,120 in Paddington's is, yeah, the lady from Bring Her Back. 496 00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:55,200 And I was like, Oh no, she's going to get you all. 497 00:25:56,960 --> 00:26:01,160 I mean, yeah, she's an Oscar winner, at least a nominee. 498 00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:03,280 I mean, she's a fucking talented actress. 499 00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:05,840 For Paddington, I don't think she won an. 500 00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:07,160 Oscar for. Paddington, I don't know 501 00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:08,760 everybody. Loves Paddington so much. 502 00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:11,040 I watched it and I was like, this movie's kind of fucked up. 503 00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:16,520 But yeah, I mean British people are are a little simps for weird 504 00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:18,920 shit like Paddington Bear and other things. 505 00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:24,480 But yeah, I love Bring Her Back. I I think the Philippa brothers, 506 00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:26,800 I've said it before and I'm saying it again, I think that 507 00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:28,840 within the next five years they're going to win an Oscar. 508 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:32,880 So I'm putting that out on the radar again because I just love 509 00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:37,520 their movies and I can see it talking about remakes and 510 00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:39,840 sequels and everything. They're making a talk to me too 511 00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:43,080 within the next couple years. So fingers crossed that'll be 512 00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:47,040 good as well, because I'm quite afraid that it won't be. 513 00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:49,800 And as far as like fun facts about the film, I didn't really 514 00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:53,360 find too much, but probably. Not much 'cause it's the too 515 00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:55,600 weird. Yeah, yeah, apparently it went 516 00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:59,160 viral on horror talk, which I guess is, I'm not really into 517 00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:02,240 TikTok, but it went viral for its quote UN quote intense and 518 00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:04,080 repulsive scenes. So. 519 00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:06,120 Oh. Great, this one might be too 520 00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:09,640 intense for you, Maggie I. What? 521 00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:13,120 When did I somehow get the reputation on this podcast for 522 00:27:13,120 --> 00:27:14,720 like not being able to handle shit? 523 00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:18,200 Literally at the beginning of this episode you said VHS is 524 00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:19,600 too. Gross free. 525 00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:22,760 OK, to be fair, they like cut off people's Dicks. 526 00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:25,320 Sorry this episode is so Dick focused, Brandon. 527 00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:28,080 I'm so sorry. They literally like cut off 528 00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:31,280 someone's Dick and turn it into a candy bar like that's nobody 529 00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:33,000 wants to see that. At least I don't want to see 530 00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:35,280 that so. People paid money to see it so. 531 00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:39,280 Yeah, Cassie also loved the movie where someone gave birth 532 00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:40,960 out of their Dick. So, Jacob. 533 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,400 Allordy did. Let's be clear. 534 00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:46,000 Which which movie is this? Brandon's like, can I? 535 00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:47,320 Can you let me know what movie that is? 536 00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:51,120 The Mortuary Collection. It's an Anthology type thing. 537 00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:53,400 Shutter original. Shutter original. 538 00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:55,480 Get that? Subscription back he sold. 539 00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:57,240 Noted. I still have it through 540 00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:59,840 September apparently, so I guess I have time to catch up. 541 00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:01,840 Yeah. All right, well, go watch that. 542 00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:04,920 No, I can. I can handle some fucked up 543 00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:07,560 shit. I just when when also when you 544 00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:11,080 told me the Mortuary collection about his penis exploding as he 545 00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:14,560 gives birth to a baby. It was when like Minneapolis was 546 00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:18,360 practically getting burned to the ground because ice was out 547 00:28:18,360 --> 00:28:20,760 here and I was just like not in a good mental place. 548 00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:23,160 So give cut me a little a little slack. 549 00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:26,200 Give me a little credit. But it is true that I don't. 550 00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:30,600 I'm too scared to watch videos, but I love saw seen every saw 551 00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:34,160 movie. I fuck with Saw so I'm strong. 552 00:28:35,360 --> 00:28:36,760 OK. If you can do SAW, I think you 553 00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:39,440 can do VHSI. Know I know. 554 00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:44,000 I I really love Saw. OK, have you have you seen the 555 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,680 trailer for this movie? I have not. 556 00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:48,000 I have not I I boycott all trailers. 557 00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:51,960 That's a smart move, honestly. That is smart and it's also good 558 00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:55,280 that you don't go to the theater because you see the same like 10 559 00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:57,480 horror trailers over and over and over again. 560 00:28:57,480 --> 00:28:59,240 OK, well let's watch the trailer. 561 00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:01,160 You've already seen the movie, so now you can watch the 562 00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:02,040 trailer. Not. 563 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,560 Be spoiled. Spoiled. 564 00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:15,280 OK. How is a wild trailer? 565 00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:18,640 Well she was dumb right off the bat because if someone calls you 566 00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:21,520 darling when you're talking to them on the apps, bye. 567 00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:24,400 And also if they want to meet you in person on the first date, 568 00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:26,720 they're definitely going to murder you, so she should have 569 00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:28,960 known better. Meet you in definitely some red 570 00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:30,600 flags. There, or I mean meet you at 571 00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:32,760 their house. Like you don't meet at someone's 572 00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:36,520 house on a first date. That's just like not in this day 573 00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:38,240 and age. Unless you want to get murdered. 574 00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:41,080 Well, just saying. You have more experience with 575 00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:44,240 the date UPS than I do. I have never been on a dating 576 00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:46,760 outside married my high school sweetheart, So I've been with my 577 00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:50,080 high school sweetheart for like 15 years, but that that was 578 00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:52,280 crazy. I like don't even know what I 579 00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:53,600 mean. Obviously I get a sense of what 580 00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:56,040 this is going to be about, but that was not the vibe that I was 581 00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:59,760 expecting when you originally proposed this movie to cover I I 582 00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:01,600 don't I'm I'm excited, I'm excited. 583 00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:04,160 Whoa, so Cassie's Cassie's so excited. 584 00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:05,720 She's knocking shit off the table. 585 00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:08,360 So. Yeah, that that trailer, 586 00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:11,680 surprisingly, it was decent. Like it didn't really give away 587 00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:13,840 too much. I expected to see more in there, 588 00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:15,720 but yeah, there's. But do you feel like it 589 00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:19,680 accurately reflected the vibe? Because we watched a trailer 590 00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:23,720 last week and the guest said that like it wasn't how the 591 00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:30,520 movie is at all. It's, I would say about halfway, 592 00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:34,200 50 percent, 55, yeah, yeah, all. Right. 593 00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:36,960 That's not, that's not too crazy, but could be better. 594 00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:38,480 Yeah. All right. 595 00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:40,520 Well, do you want to get into this thing? 596 00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:42,080 Yeah. So if you. 597 00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:43,080 Just said no. What? 598 00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:44,600 What We're just like. Yeah, sorry. 599 00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:48,040 We're we're we're done here. I'm gonna go to Applebee's now. 600 00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:53,480 Heck, yeah. All right, So opening scene 601 00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:56,520 kicks off, really sets the tone early. 602 00:30:56,920 --> 00:31:00,960 So a woman is being pushed down a dimly lit corridor, and she's 603 00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:03,560 in a wheelchair. And she's like, groggily 604 00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:05,880 drifting in and out of consciousness. 605 00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:10,480 And it looks like this place might maybe like an underground 606 00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:14,800 kind of tunnel or, you know, dungeon kind of area. 607 00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:18,920 So real kind of kind of ominous. And she looks young, probably 608 00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:22,920 like mid to late 20s. And as she slowly becomes more 609 00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:26,760 aware of what's going on, she sees that her, like, wrists and 610 00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:29,960 her ankles are restrained. They're tied to the wheelchair. 611 00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:33,120 So she's starting to get a little freaked out. 612 00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:36,640 And the camera cuts down to the ground level, and we see, like, 613 00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:38,680 the wheelchair roll by a mousetrap. 614 00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:42,920 And in this mousetrap, there is a decomposing mouse corpse, like 615 00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:44,800 being swarmed by maggots. OK. 616 00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:47,200 Yeah, yeah. I thought it was gonna be like 617 00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:48,440 an eyeball. I thought it was gonna be like 618 00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:51,760 an eyeball or something. No eyeballs at at this time. 619 00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:55,680 Not yet. Yeah, but the place is like 620 00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:59,560 really dirty, like really just falling apart, dilapidated. 621 00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:01,000 That's one of the words that my wife taught me. 622 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,480 I always, we always talk about that. 623 00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:05,160 She saw me one, one good word, 1 good SAT word. 624 00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:10,240 But the yeah, she sees how the the conditions of this place now 625 00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:11,480 she's really starting to freak out. 626 00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:14,520 And the the wheelchair like rolls towards a door at the end 627 00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:18,080 of the hall that like slowly opens and like someone's shadow 628 00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:21,880 like falls across the threshold. And the woman just like screams 629 00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:25,240 in fear and the screen cuts to black and that's when we see the 630 00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:28,280 title card match appear. OK. 631 00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:32,760 Yeah, so good, good start there. You know, it's, it's like pretty 632 00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:37,040 eerie. Then the tone switches does like 633 00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:40,440 a quick like a full 180. And so we meet our our 634 00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:43,680 protagonist. So we see a, a, a young woman, 635 00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:48,520 she's in her mid to late 20s. She's Latina and she's opening 636 00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:53,360 up the lid of a a dumpster and the dumpster is like 2 full and 637 00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:55,920 so when she tosses a trash bag in there, she tries to force the 638 00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:58,200 lid closed and ends up like exploding all over her. 639 00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:02,480 So real, you know, she seems like she's pretty annoyed and 640 00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:04,200 frustrated with things in general and this kind of like 641 00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:06,040 that, that last straw kind of vibe. 642 00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:10,800 And she fishes out like a matchbook out of her bra and 643 00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:15,120 lights up, lights up AJ and it's like posted up in the alley 644 00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:17,120 behind her. Looks like her place of work. 645 00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:19,680 And so she's wearing an apron on her lower body. 646 00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:22,640 So looks like she's like a server at a restaurant and she's 647 00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:25,240 leaning against this brick wall and there's like a pretty dope 648 00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:29,360 mural of, like a sugar skull and like, a woman in Day of the Dead 649 00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:31,400 make up. So I kind of assume that it's 650 00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:33,160 like a Mexican restaurant that she works at. 651 00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:36,920 While she's in there smoking, she pulls out her phone and 652 00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:39,840 opens up dating apps and has no new matches. 653 00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:43,480 So she starts swiping through and her options include both men 654 00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:46,800 and women. So let's go. 655 00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:49,960 Yeah. And so we see a guy whose age is 656 00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:53,360 listed as 21, but he clearly hasn't been 21 in about 25 657 00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:56,400 years. So he's looks like a typical 658 00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:58,920 kind of like graying like incel bro. 659 00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:02,480 So she keeps swiping past him and then eventually she lands a 660 00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:05,600 match with the dude and we see her name when it pops up that 661 00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:09,440 her name is Paola and she's 27. So she meets up with this guy. 662 00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:11,840 He's like a 35 year old dude at this restaurant. 663 00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:14,800 It's like this really hip looking kind of one of those new 664 00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:17,800 American modern joints. And they're sitting at the bar 665 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:21,480 and his the first line out of his mouth is oh, Paola. 666 00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:25,120 Sorry, I get my names mixed up. So he's like a real dating app, 667 00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:29,199 kind of. I went through that phase. 668 00:34:29,199 --> 00:34:31,639 I had a notebook. It was pretty bad. 669 00:34:31,639 --> 00:34:34,360 That was my slutty face, but. A notebook. 670 00:34:34,639 --> 00:34:37,040 A notebook to keep track of, like the people I was talking to 671 00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:41,600 and like their basic info so you don't get confused, you know, 672 00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:44,440 mixed up. You want sly dog cast? 673 00:34:45,679 --> 00:34:48,960 That was a very brief period. It was too stressful so. 674 00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:51,199 That sounds stressful. Like where you like have to 675 00:34:51,199 --> 00:34:54,360 study it like before the date or like the night before like. 676 00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:56,800 Keep things straight, like you don't want to repeat the same 677 00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:58,280 stories over and over again, you know? 678 00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:00,680 But you don't want to pull what that guy did and be like, oh, 679 00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:04,240 sorry, I forgot your name because I'm just such a hoe, you 680 00:35:04,240 --> 00:35:06,800 know? Fair, fair. 681 00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:11,400 But he's speaking to Powell the like hella condescendingly, like 682 00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:14,720 judging her like she works like in music as well as having the 683 00:35:14,720 --> 00:35:17,000 server job on the side. And he's basically says like, 684 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:20,000 your job sucks. And she tries to like respond 685 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,240 and like defend herself, but he he cuts her off just to talk 686 00:35:22,240 --> 00:35:24,480 more about himself. And she just like gives like a 687 00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:27,720 heavy sigh and just waiting for this shit to be over. 688 00:35:27,720 --> 00:35:30,800 So this queues up a little dating montage. 689 00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:34,560 So the next guy is at a coffee shop and it's a dude who looks 690 00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:37,520 like he's like pushing like 40 and he's complaining to Paula 691 00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:40,440 about another one of his dates that cancel on him twice. 692 00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:45,400 And after the second time he followed her found out she was 693 00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:49,240 like smashing somebody else. And so Paula's face is just like 694 00:35:49,240 --> 00:35:50,760 fuck. Like there isn't like another 695 00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:54,720 loser. This sucks next guy. 696 00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:58,040 So she meets up at a wine bar with like this mustache like 697 00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:02,240 dude with with a man bun. He looks super douchey. 698 00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:06,480 And he asked Paola what she thinks about the situation at 699 00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:09,000 the border. And he says that he loves the 700 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,720 food, but the people, not so much. 701 00:36:11,720 --> 00:36:14,200 And she's just in there, like, do you have eyes? 702 00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:16,040 Like, can you, can you see who I am? 703 00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:20,960 And so, yeah, it's just she's just really like, kind of 704 00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:22,920 rolling her eyes and be like, here we go with this bullshit 705 00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:25,200 again. And her name is Paola. 706 00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:32,280 So this guy is obviously just an idiot, had to break at her work 707 00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:34,080 and she's smoking weed in the alley again. 708 00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:37,880 And she's back on the APS and her DMS pop up as like an 709 00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:39,920 overlay, like a little text overlay on the screen so you can 710 00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:42,800 see what she's saying. And she gets like a bunch of 711 00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:46,120 hookup messages. So some examples are party at my 712 00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:51,480 place, guest list, me and you and this guy. 713 00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:55,360 Another one says, do you like sushi? 714 00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:58,440 Because I heard there's a great place between your legs. 715 00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:00,840 Yeah, I. Like it? 716 00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:02,040 I like it. I like it. 717 00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:08,440 I mean, it's it's creative, I guess, but also doesn't really 718 00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:11,000 sound very appetizing. No. 719 00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:15,320 Yeah. So that's kind of how her dating 720 00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:18,800 experience is going so far. So pretty, pretty shitty 721 00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:20,360 overall. Yeah. 722 00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:24,680 Yeah. So next day or a couple days 723 00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:28,840 later, she's sitting on a bench at the park eating a burrito 724 00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:32,240 when she gets a notification on her phone and it's a new message 725 00:37:32,240 --> 00:37:34,040 that pops up. She's really excited and she 726 00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:37,760 opens it. And any guesses as to what this 727 00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:42,360 message is? A Dick pic there. 728 00:37:42,720 --> 00:37:44,080 Oh, that's good cast. That's good. 729 00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:46,240 That's good. Exactly. 730 00:37:46,240 --> 00:37:49,960 It is a Dick pic with a follow up with the follow up message 731 00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:56,920 that says say yeah, Dick pic would say accompanying it. 732 00:37:56,920 --> 00:38:00,880 So yeah, another another heavy side from Powell, which I 733 00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:03,400 appreciate because I'm a big heavy side person myself. 734 00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:06,440 I feel like a heavy side just really expresses a lot. 735 00:38:07,240 --> 00:38:10,120 Wait, Brandon, we never actually determined while we were 736 00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:12,400 chatting about this. Were you ever on the dating 737 00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:16,840 apps? So briefly for like, I don't 738 00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:19,640 know, maybe like 6 months or so and I don't know if this counts 739 00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:24,560 as an app, but like I Facebook, Facebook Messenger, I talked to 740 00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:27,800 a girl on there. And so that was like probably 741 00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:31,960 like my last dating app quote UN quote experience before my wife 742 00:38:33,240 --> 00:38:36,080 and that was my wife so. Look at you. 743 00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:38,400 Look at your success rate. That's some good scats. 744 00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:40,560 That kind of stuff makes me sick. 745 00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:45,440 Success with like an asterisk though, because like I messaged 746 00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:49,520 her and we were like talking for a while and we like we set a 747 00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:55,000 date to go out and day comes and I'm like texting her to confirm 748 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:58,400 like, you know, tummy me nut blah blah blah and she doesn't 749 00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:02,040 say anything. Yeah yeah. 750 00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:05,800 So I got ghosted and we didn't talk for like a few months and 751 00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:08,640 then like 3 months later she messaged me out of the blue so. 752 00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:12,000 So about that dinner, I'm like the fuck? 753 00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:15,440 Like what are you? Talking about dated a lot of 754 00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:17,640 guys that just sent her Dick pics and she was like. 755 00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:19,760 Maybe. And I was like, you know what? 756 00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:21,840 Let me go back to this. This other guy who doesn't 757 00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:23,720 believe in chivalry. Maybe, maybe that. 758 00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:25,840 Wait, you? Know what for me so. 759 00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:29,640 You just like cold messaged her on Facebook Messenger. 760 00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:34,000 No, so like she knew my dad. So they're both like runners. 761 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,640 And so I had just gotten out of a relationship and so I was 762 00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:38,400 talking to my dad. We went to lunch one day and he 763 00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:39,720 was like, yeah, so you date anybody? 764 00:39:39,720 --> 00:39:41,240 I was like, Nah, you know someone. 765 00:39:41,240 --> 00:39:44,280 He's like maybe. And so he like showed me like 2 766 00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:47,680 pictures of people that he knew. And he's like, I know these two, 767 00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:48,920 they're both single, blah, blah, blah. 768 00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:51,560 And I was like, well, this one, I find her more attractive. 769 00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:53,280 So what's up with that right there? 770 00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:54,880 And so that's how we started talking. 771 00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:57,520 And then she goes to me. And then he was like, yeah, so 772 00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:59,600 what's up with you? And you know, the, the girl and 773 00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:00,680 I was like, well, she goes to me, bro. 774 00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:02,560 So thanks for that, for that suggestion. 775 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,360 Thanks, Dad. Yeah, he's like, holy shit. 776 00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:08,040 My, my bad son. Well, you're gonna give her 777 00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:09,640 another chance. Did she message you again? 778 00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:12,000 I was like, yeah, she did, but I'm not doing that. 779 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:14,600 But I ended up folding like a week later. 780 00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:15,800 I was like, hey, let's just start over. 781 00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:19,640 And yeah, six months later I proposed and here we are. 782 00:40:20,240 --> 00:40:22,520 Oh my gosh. That's amazing. 783 00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:24,720 Look at you. Yeah, yeah. 784 00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:27,760 It escalated quickly, you know. But once you know, you know so 785 00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:29,720 well you know, you know when playing games, Yeah. 786 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,560 For sure. So yeah, my experience on the 787 00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:35,600 apps was was limited, but I've heard some horror stories out 788 00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:38,080 here from one of my one of my good friends from high school. 789 00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:40,920 He's out in the trenches and it's tough. 790 00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:44,400 Yeah, Cassie has, as she said, many horror stories. 791 00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:46,000 A few we've talked about in past episodes. 792 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:49,320 I was on the apps for years. So it always makes me really 793 00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:52,040 envious when people are like, yeah, I was on there for like a 794 00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:55,680 day or like that. My partner, he was on there for 795 00:40:55,720 --> 00:40:58,640 a very short period of time. I was like his first match that 796 00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:00,080 he actually like went on a date with. 797 00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:03,640 And I'm like, I hate you because of the fact that it didn't take 798 00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:05,960 him a lot of work, you know? And I was like, I was on the 799 00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:10,120 apps for years and it was horrible, but that's OK. 800 00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:12,480 But I mean, you got a success story out of Tinder, though that 801 00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:15,400 seems to be rare by itself, even if it took a while. 802 00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:17,520 Yeah. Well, it was kind of mine has 803 00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:20,880 like an asterisk on it too, though, because like I had kind 804 00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:26,440 of met him in person because I work with his brother and I went 805 00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:29,160 to a trivia thing and he was also there, but I didn't really 806 00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:31,920 like pay him much mind. And then I was swiping on the 807 00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:35,440 app like the next day and he was on there and I was like, do I 808 00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:37,120 dare? Like I work with his brother, 809 00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:39,560 this could get messy. And I was like, I do dare. 810 00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:43,160 I do. And I swiped and we matched. 811 00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:47,440 So it's like mine has a little asterisk too because I give him 812 00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:50,160 crap because his pictures on his profile were horrible. 813 00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:52,680 So if I hadn't met him in person, I wouldn't have swiped 814 00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:55,240 on him because his pictures were bad. 815 00:41:55,240 --> 00:41:58,320 Like they just like cut off half of his face and like, we're 816 00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:01,280 really blurry. You wanted to make the women 817 00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:04,080 work for it, you know, I guess I don't. 818 00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:07,120 Know you gotta dig. Apparently my pictures are bad 819 00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:08,120 too. That's what my wife told me. 820 00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:10,640 She's like your profile picture was like ass. 821 00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:13,160 Men don't know how to take photos, apparently. 822 00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:15,480 But men ain't shit. They truly aren't. 823 00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:17,480 We're not. We're not. 824 00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:19,360 But we're so glad to have. You here? 825 00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:20,680 Yeah. We're so happy today you're 826 00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:26,440 here. Iola is sitting on the couch in 827 00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:30,440 her apartment and she's reading like this ChatGPT sounding 828 00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:33,440 message from someone on the app basically saying that her 829 00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:38,480 profile is classy in a way that most men wouldn't appreciate due 830 00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:42,640 to their eroded standards and all this crazy shit. 831 00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:44,960 And she's like eating it up though. 832 00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:47,760 And as she reads it to like another woman who's in there who 833 00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:50,000 looks like a few years older than her and they look like they 834 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,040 could be related. And this is this is her older 835 00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:55,040 sister, Maria. They're like drinking a beer. 836 00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:58,480 And Maria seems like really skeptical about all of this. 837 00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:02,040 And she says this dude gives off psycho vibes because he's way 838 00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:05,280 too articulate, like serial killer articulate. 839 00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:08,120 And the match is a guy named Henry. 840 00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:11,400 He is 30. And he's a traditionally 841 00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:14,560 handsome man, you know, like the all American type. 842 00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:19,200 And Maria snatches powerless phone to look at Henry's 843 00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:20,680 profile. And she's saying, OK. 844 00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:24,200 She sees that the two are apparently like a 93% match and 845 00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:26,200 they've been messaging like paragraphs and shit to each 846 00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:29,360 other. And he's asked Paola to come to 847 00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:33,440 his house for a home cooked meal for the very first date. 848 00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:37,360 And Maria's like, promise me you won't do that. 849 00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:41,080 That's a big red flag. But Paola, like, yeah, Maria, 850 00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:42,400 Maria is, is smart. She. 851 00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:45,560 Knows the son. Yeah, but Paola defends him, 852 00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:50,320 saying that he has an autoimmune disorder, so he can't go out 853 00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:52,960 anywhere. Sounds very believable. 854 00:43:53,240 --> 00:43:59,120 Yeah, that sounds super vague. Maria and Paola are then on 855 00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:01,520 their laptop a little bit later that night and they're on a 856 00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:05,920 video call with their dad, who happens to be blind, and he's 857 00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:08,680 laying like in a hospital bed with the with the gown on and 858 00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:10,080 everything. And he's preparing for an 859 00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:12,200 upcoming surgery. They say that he's going to get 860 00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:14,600 like a stent put in. They don't specify, like, what 861 00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:18,200 part of the body, but I'm assuming it's his heart because 862 00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:21,120 Maria says, like, she flew across the country to, like, be 863 00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:23,000 there with them. So it's like some serious, 864 00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:25,960 serious surgery. And he starts talking to them 865 00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:28,240 about, like, when they're gonna give him grandkids. 866 00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:33,160 He's kind of playful, kind of not when he roasts Maria, 867 00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:36,200 saying, like, she won't be much help 'cause she's a lesbian. 868 00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:40,240 And she tells him that she has some eggs frozen for whenever 869 00:44:40,240 --> 00:44:45,360 her partner changes her mind. Yeah, but. 870 00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:47,640 OK. Yeah, yeah. 871 00:44:48,240 --> 00:44:52,280 But he it's, you can tell that he's like trying to like come 872 00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:55,160 around and be accepting, but he's not all the way there. 873 00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:57,240 So it's like kind of that weird middle ground. 874 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:01,880 And Powell, the shares that she and her boyfriend Ryan have 875 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:05,960 broken up somewhat recently. So now their dad, who they call 876 00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:10,080 Papa, he's like a little wound up 'cause he's like facing his 877 00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:13,440 mortality with this open heart surgery that we assume is gonna 878 00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:16,720 happen. And now the grandkids prospect 879 00:45:16,720 --> 00:45:18,360 is looking a little distant at the moment. 880 00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:22,040 So that whole legacy thing or whatever, he's kind of feeling 881 00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:25,400 some kind of way about that. And so Maria and Paola, they 882 00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:28,920 sing like a little Spanish lullaby to him and it's like all 883 00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:32,160 cute and emotional and he like really vibes with and he's like, 884 00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:35,600 oh, I love you my babies. For me personally, like singing 885 00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:37,960 scenes make me so like uncomfortable. 886 00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:40,120 I find them so awkward. Like people just like standing 887 00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:41,360 there singing to other people and like. 888 00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:43,240 Brandon, you're dead inside. You're dead. 889 00:45:43,240 --> 00:45:44,280 Inside. Apparently so. 890 00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:47,760 Apparently so. They're nice, like in meth. 891 00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:50,400 Regan, where she like sings to the girl. 892 00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:56,160 OK, Meth Regan is its own thing, Cassandra, but it's different 893 00:45:56,160 --> 00:46:00,080 when it's a robot Cyborg child singing at another child. 894 00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:06,680 Yeah, it's it just I just stand there awkwardly, like even like 895 00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:08,920 at restaurants when like mariachi bands perform or 896 00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:10,440 something like that, I'm just like, I don't know where to 897 00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:11,480 look. I don't know what to do with my 898 00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:13,600 hands. So we're gonna go to Applebee's 899 00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:16,400 and have them sing Brandon the birthday song, Yeah. 900 00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:21,440 I will be very uncomfortable and it'd be visible on my face. 901 00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:22,920 But you know what? I'm down. 902 00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:25,960 I'm down. So after all this, Powell is in 903 00:46:25,960 --> 00:46:29,880 sitting in her bed getting ready to have a video call with Henry 904 00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:32,400 for the first meet up. So she's trying to kind of vet 905 00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:34,640 him ahead of time. It's kind of her compromise with 906 00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:39,040 with Maria. And Henry comes up on screen and 907 00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:43,360 he is the same person as in his dating app photos, but his 908 00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:46,440 screen freezes after like 10 seconds of them talking. 909 00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:49,880 So Paola tries to like troubleshoot it, but it's still 910 00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:51,880 not working. So they're texting each other 911 00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:55,120 and he says that the invitation for her to come over for dinner 912 00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:56,720 at his house, you know, still stands. 913 00:46:56,720 --> 00:47:00,560 So she's like fuck it, Yolo. And she pulls up. 914 00:47:01,240 --> 00:47:04,680 So later that night she takes Uber over to his house and she 915 00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:07,480 rings the bell a few times and nobody answers. 916 00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:11,400 So she sends Henry a text saying she's there but gets no 917 00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:14,400 response. And then a middle-aged woman in 918 00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:16,560 a bathrobe eventually opens the door. 919 00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:18,080 Oh, hate to. See her. 920 00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:20,280 Yeah. And then Paola is, like, really 921 00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:22,520 confused and she thinks she's at the wrong house. 922 00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:24,520 She's like, oh, sorry, I must have the wrong address. 923 00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:27,800 And the woman's like, oh, no, dear, you must be Paola. 924 00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:30,160 But she calls her Paula. She can't pronounce the name 925 00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:32,720 properly, so she says Paula for the entire movie. 926 00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:37,640 So she introduces herself as Lucille, who is Henry's mother. 927 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:42,600 And Paola has like an expression on her face, like, yo, what the 928 00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:44,720 fuck? Why is Henry's mom here? 929 00:47:44,720 --> 00:47:47,320 Is she here visiting? Does he live with her? 930 00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:50,920 Like, what's going on? And so Lucille invites Paola 931 00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:53,480 inside to sit in the kitchen with a glass of wine to wait for 932 00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:55,440 Henry. He apparently had a doctor's 933 00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:58,240 appointment that he's like stuck in traffic now trying to come 934 00:47:58,240 --> 00:48:01,760 back from. And so Paola mentions that like, 935 00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:04,440 Henry never said that Lucille was in town. 936 00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:07,400 Is she just here visiting or what? 937 00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:10,320 And Lucille's like, well, I actually live here. 938 00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:14,960 And so it's really awkward. So he lives with his Mama. 939 00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:18,160 God warn someone if that's the case. 940 00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:24,440 Yeah, so multiple red flags here that are just being dismissed. 941 00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:29,760 So Lucille starts like talking up Henry saying that you know 942 00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:33,920 he's a great catch and he has a great job and any woman would be 943 00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:37,760 lucky to have him. And she even says that girls 944 00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:40,000 like him for his. She's like just as with her 945 00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:45,160 hands, his big heart. But we all know she's talking 946 00:48:45,160 --> 00:48:47,640 about that dude. So Paola. 947 00:48:47,760 --> 00:48:50,080 Paola has like a spit tape with her wine and just like what the 948 00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:51,720 fuck is happening? Why is her mom? 949 00:48:51,720 --> 00:48:54,800 Why is his mom talking about her son's Dick size? 950 00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:57,560 So Paola pulls up the dating gap again to message Henry. 951 00:48:57,560 --> 00:49:02,480 Like where is he? And Lucille's phone chimes from 952 00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:03,720 this message. Yeah. 953 00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:08,320 And then as Paola sees this, she, like, the camera starts to 954 00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:10,600 kind of like, get like, a little WAVY and stuff. 955 00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:13,560 So she, Paola's getting like, dizzy and groggy. 956 00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:17,360 She, oh, she's been drunk. And so Lucille's face, like, 957 00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:19,400 completely changes. It gets, like, all sinister, 958 00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:21,480 like, oh, are you feeling OK, dear? 959 00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:23,520 Maybe you should, like, lie down or some shit like that. 960 00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:28,720 And Paola passes out. Yikes. 961 00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:33,040 Yikes. So she wakes up a little bit 962 00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:36,960 later, and now she is restrained to a wheelchair similar to that 963 00:49:36,960 --> 00:49:41,640 opening scene, and Lucille is pushing her down that same dimly 964 00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:45,880 lit corridor. And Lucille says that Henry is 965 00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:50,040 so shy that she had to reach out to some young ladies on his 966 00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:53,760 behalf. And so she she wheels Paola into 967 00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:57,240 a bedroom, and she leaves and locks the door behind her. 968 00:49:58,160 --> 00:50:03,160 At this point, a figure emerges from the shadows, and he's 969 00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:07,720 holding a single rose. And he doesn't exactly look like 970 00:50:07,720 --> 00:50:09,840 his photos. This is Henry. 971 00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:14,040 He looks like a cross between Quasimodo and like the mutants 972 00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:19,200 from the Hills have eyes. So he has he has a lot. 973 00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:22,680 He has a lot going on. Yeah, he has like the the hump 974 00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:26,440 and everything. That's quite the combination. 975 00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:28,360 That's a deadly combination right there. 976 00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:31,720 Yeah, so Powell has sees him and like literally like screams 977 00:50:31,720 --> 00:50:36,360 immediately. And so as he approaches, he 978 00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:39,960 unclips, he's wearing overalls. So he unclips his overalls and 979 00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:42,360 drops his, his pants down around his ankles. 980 00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:47,240 And Powell is like, no, I don't want this. 981 00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:51,960 And she she literally throws up at the sight of him like 982 00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:55,000 stripping. And it's like Campbell's chunky 983 00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:57,560 soup type shit. Like she full on just like 984 00:50:57,880 --> 00:51:01,200 heaved out here. And Henry slips on it. 985 00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:06,120 And as he slips, he falls and hits his head on like his wooden 986 00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:08,320 bed frame. And he gets he gets knocked out. 987 00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:12,200 And so Paula's like, oh, shit. And she like starts laughing 988 00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:15,280 like what the fuck is happening? And then she starts like rocking 989 00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:19,320 the wheelchair side to side and eventually it tips over and it's 990 00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:21,440 like an old wheelchair. So it's kind of kind of rusted. 991 00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:25,840 And so she's able to like, break one of the arms off and get her 992 00:51:25,840 --> 00:51:28,760 arm free to free herself from the rest of the restraints. 993 00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:33,080 And she grabs like this big paperweight off the desk and she 994 00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:36,000 holds it over Henry as he's passed out or knocked out. 995 00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:37,880 And she debates killing him or not. 996 00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:41,760 But then she sees like a picture on his night stand, like him and 997 00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:44,720 like his mom. And he's like, she's like, I 998 00:51:44,720 --> 00:51:48,280 think it reminds her of like her dad, like everyone, everyone's 999 00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:53,160 someone's child or whatever. And so she doesn't kill him. 1000 00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:57,960 She instead just breaks off the doorknob on the door and and 1001 00:51:57,960 --> 00:51:58,680 leaves. So traps. 1002 00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:00,520 Would you guys, would you guys have killed him? 1003 00:52:01,240 --> 00:52:05,600 No, yes. Yeah, I don't know. 1004 00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:07,840 That's hard. Because you don't know if it was 1005 00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:10,360 like his idea or if his mom is forcing him to do it. 1006 00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:13,600 His mom isn't forcing him to drop Trow Cass. 1007 00:52:13,600 --> 00:52:17,120 She might have been like, give me a baby, you know? 1008 00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:21,000 Did you like this movie? Like you're on fire right now, 1009 00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:23,880 Cassie, I'm not gonna lie to you, but yeah, no, I definitely 1010 00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:25,640 would have. Would have ended him for sure. 1011 00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:27,200 Don't. I don't. 1012 00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:29,840 I don't wanna take any risk. They always get up and they 1013 00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:31,960 always come back. They do, They do. 1014 00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:36,360 You're right. Yeah, So Powell is now, like, 1015 00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:39,440 out in the halls, roaming the corridors, and every door that 1016 00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:40,920 she's coming across is like, locked. 1017 00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:43,960 And some are like Bo, like, boarded up with wood. 1018 00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:47,160 Some are like bricked up and eventually she like comes across 1019 00:52:47,160 --> 00:52:50,280 like this old school like elevator slash lift looking 1020 00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:52,160 thing. And it's locked. 1021 00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:55,600 It's like behind a locked gate. So she can't go that way. 1022 00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:58,000 So she continues roaming down the dark corridor. 1023 00:52:58,080 --> 00:53:02,720 And this time she steps on a mousetrap so her toes get all 1024 00:53:02,720 --> 00:53:05,680 fucked up, like nails like pop off. 1025 00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:09,560 And she's like, oh, this sucks. Yeah, yeah. 1026 00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:12,080 So it's a little, little, little, little gruesome here, 1027 00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:16,560 but she ends up finding one door that's unlocked and it's like 1028 00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:20,080 this dirty ass bathroom. And so she goes in there and she 1029 00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:23,880 attempts like some first aid and she pops her foot into the sink 1030 00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:26,120 and turns the water on. And this water is like Doo Doo 1031 00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:31,800 brown, like straight up like it's it's bad Doo Doo water, Doo 1032 00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:35,520 water straight from the source. And it's like. 1033 00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:39,160 Wait so this house though in the trailer, the house like on the 1034 00:53:39,160 --> 00:53:41,840 outside doesn't look like that creepy. 1035 00:53:41,840 --> 00:53:45,400 Like it kind of looks just like a suburban upper middle class 1036 00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:48,120 home, but on the inside I'm getting like Victorian creepy 1037 00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:50,520 mansion vibes. Is that what we're kind of led 1038 00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:52,880 to believe is that it's like creepy as shit on the inside, 1039 00:53:52,880 --> 00:53:55,400 but on the outside it's like semi passable? 1040 00:53:56,200 --> 00:54:01,440 Well, on the upstairs floor, it's, I wouldn't say Victorian. 1041 00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:03,880 It's not creepy either. It's like, it's just like a 1042 00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:05,440 regular kind of suburban looking house. 1043 00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:09,120 But once you go down to this other level, it yeah, it 1044 00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:11,360 changes. It has like, yeah, it's kind of 1045 00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:12,680 like kind of like barbarian vibes. 1046 00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:14,320 Gotcha, gotcha. Yeah, yeah. 1047 00:54:16,240 --> 00:54:19,400 So you can see Powell that kind of like debate about she wants 1048 00:54:19,400 --> 00:54:21,880 to put her foot in this due to water and she she does. 1049 00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:25,880 So she rinses off her toes and then she finds likes and 1050 00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:29,920 bandages in the cabinet. So she wraps up her herself 1051 00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:34,360 trying to get some first aid in. At this point, we cut over to 1052 00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:37,320 Maria. She wakes up in the morning and 1053 00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:41,080 sees that Paola isn't there. And so she texts her like, yo, 1054 00:54:41,080 --> 00:54:43,800 where are you? Because Papa's surgery is today 1055 00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:47,680 and you're supposed to be here. And so then it cuts over to the 1056 00:54:47,680 --> 00:54:50,320 seal, who is impersonating Paola with her phone. 1057 00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:55,360 And she know, sends some texts back like hey, I'm at Henry's, 1058 00:54:55,640 --> 00:54:58,120 like whatever, I won't be there, blah, blah blah. 1059 00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:04,080 And then she, after she sends that text trying to throw off 1060 00:55:04,080 --> 00:55:06,800 Maria, she ends up taking breakfast down to Henry. 1061 00:55:07,200 --> 00:55:09,360 And so she walks into his room and finds him, like, knocked out 1062 00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:11,560 on the floor. And she's like, oh, shit, no, my 1063 00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:15,120 sweet boy, What's going on here? But then she, like, completely 1064 00:55:15,120 --> 00:55:17,320 switches. Like, we see this dichotomy with 1065 00:55:17,320 --> 00:55:20,200 her personality a lot of times in this film where she tries to 1066 00:55:20,200 --> 00:55:22,400 be sweet towards Henry at one point, but then just flips the 1067 00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:25,320 switch and goes crazy. So she starts kicking him until 1068 00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:27,280 eventually he wakes up. Yeah, just like kicking him, 1069 00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:31,120 like, right in the midsection. And so she takes him to the 1070 00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:34,840 bathroom where Paola is now hiding in the cabinet under the 1071 00:55:34,840 --> 00:55:37,280 sink. And while Lucille is, like, 1072 00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:41,320 berating Henry for being unable to, quote, UN quote perform with 1073 00:55:41,320 --> 00:55:43,680 Paola, Paola's like watching all this. 1074 00:55:43,760 --> 00:55:44,320 Yeah. Yeah. 1075 00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:47,720 And she's like, when are you going to like, man up and give 1076 00:55:47,720 --> 00:55:51,280 me a grandchild? So it's a similar sentiment to 1077 00:55:51,280 --> 00:55:54,080 like, Powell and Maria's dad, but the tone feels like a lot 1078 00:55:54,240 --> 00:55:57,840 different, a lot a lot darker and more sinister. 1079 00:55:58,040 --> 00:56:01,880 And so she's like questioning like his sexuality, his manhood, 1080 00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:05,240 and says that she hates when he cries because he's crying at 1081 00:56:05,240 --> 00:56:08,680 this point, hates when he cries because it reminds her of his 1082 00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:11,560 father. So I guess she abused him as 1083 00:56:11,560 --> 00:56:15,360 well. But Henry's, yeah, Henry starts 1084 00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:17,760 like spiraling a little bit, like hitting himself and just 1085 00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:20,200 generally like just seems like stressed as fuck. 1086 00:56:20,720 --> 00:56:23,840 And so Lucille pulls out a Locket with this little music 1087 00:56:23,840 --> 00:56:26,200 player inside of it. And the song that plays like 1088 00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:30,080 calms him down and it again, like mirrors kind of the scene 1089 00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:33,120 with Powell and her and Maria singing to to their dad. 1090 00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:38,080 So Lucille switches her turn, her tone to sound like sweet and 1091 00:56:38,080 --> 00:56:41,160 comforting as she asked Henry. Like, do you remember what you 1092 00:56:41,160 --> 00:56:43,200 were supposed to do when you see a pretty girl? 1093 00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:45,640 And has she been, have you been practicing like I showed you? 1094 00:56:46,120 --> 00:56:48,720 And he's like, he's like, he can't really speak. 1095 00:56:48,720 --> 00:56:49,840 He kind of like Mumbles something. 1096 00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:57,360 And Dusale tells Henry to to close his eyes, and she 1097 00:56:57,400 --> 00:56:59,640 unbuckles. Yeah, unbuckles his overalls, 1098 00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:00,880 no. No, no, no, no, no. 1099 00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:02,600 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Wait. 1100 00:57:02,640 --> 00:57:04,960 She might be fine. Everything might be OK, Cass. 1101 00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:08,840 Well, she literally spits in her hand. 1102 00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:11,320 Oh. No, at this point, yeah, yeah. 1103 00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:16,520 So spits in her hand and just starts churning that butter, you 1104 00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:17,720 know, so it's. I can't. 1105 00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:23,240 Yeah, yeah. So she's she's she's she's 1106 00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:27,520 jerking Henry while Powell was like her child. 1107 00:57:27,520 --> 00:57:29,480 Yes, she is. So Powell is like in the 1108 00:57:29,480 --> 00:57:32,840 cabinet, like hearing this, watching this or witnessing this 1109 00:57:33,440 --> 00:57:35,160 and she's struggling to stay quiet. 1110 00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:37,920 She's like, what the fuck is happening right now? 1111 00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:43,760 And they show Lucille's hand afterwards and no. 1112 00:57:44,680 --> 00:57:47,720 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, it's like she just like, 1113 00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:49,880 took it and like, dipped it like in a tub of yogurt. 1114 00:57:52,560 --> 00:57:59,920 Planning. Like, they really, they really 1115 00:58:00,840 --> 00:58:03,280 they went, they paid attention to details here, I guess. 1116 00:58:04,600 --> 00:58:06,520 Yeah, they really, they really committed to the bit. 1117 00:58:07,600 --> 00:58:11,120 So yeah, it's, it looked like some yogurt. 1118 00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:11,960 For real. For real. 1119 00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:13,600 And then she takes like a handkerchief. 1120 00:58:13,920 --> 00:58:15,880 Yogurt again. Yeah, damn it, yogurt. 1121 00:58:16,720 --> 00:58:19,720 'S gross anyway. Takes a handkerchief out of her 1122 00:58:19,720 --> 00:58:22,080 pocket and like wipes off her hand. 1123 00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:25,640 And this is apparently like her version of a pep talk because 1124 00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:28,800 she, like, hands Henry a walkie-talkie is like, all 1125 00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:32,760 right, let's go, go find Paula. Let's handle your business and 1126 00:58:32,760 --> 00:58:36,920 let's get it going. And so now we cut back to the 1127 00:58:36,920 --> 00:58:40,280 hospital where Maria is with their dad before the surgery. 1128 00:58:40,720 --> 00:58:42,480 And she's on the phone with the police. 1129 00:58:42,480 --> 00:58:44,800 She's trying to report Paula missing. 1130 00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:48,200 But the cop is like, you know, come on, Like, it's been less 1131 00:58:48,200 --> 00:58:51,240 than 24 hours. I can't file a report every time 1132 00:58:51,240 --> 00:58:53,400 an adult doesn't come home after a date. 1133 00:58:54,640 --> 00:58:59,080 And so she got like a cop of layers, though, because he's 1134 00:58:59,080 --> 00:59:02,200 like, hey, maybe she's running from the idea of losing her 1135 00:59:02,200 --> 00:59:04,000 father. And Maria is like, what the 1136 00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:05,800 fuck? Like, are you a cop or a shrink? 1137 00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:09,240 And she's, she's not really feeling what he's saying to her. 1138 00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:12,200 Then she makes another call to someone else. 1139 00:59:12,200 --> 00:59:15,120 We don't know who this person is at this point, but all she says 1140 00:59:15,120 --> 00:59:20,240 is Powell is in trouble. And yeah, so. 1141 00:59:20,760 --> 00:59:22,680 Who could this be? Who could this? 1142 00:59:22,680 --> 00:59:24,480 Be Cass. Who do you think this is? 1143 00:59:24,600 --> 00:59:29,960 I think it's the ex-boyfriend. That's probably right. 1144 00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:31,920 I was thinking something more fun. 1145 00:59:32,840 --> 00:59:34,200 It's. What are you thinking? 1146 00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:38,400 I don't know, like it's the mom, the. 1147 00:59:38,680 --> 00:59:41,440 Mom. The mom is secretly infiltrating 1148 00:59:41,440 --> 00:59:43,320 their lives. Well, let's find out. 1149 00:59:44,280 --> 00:59:49,800 So back to the house, Paula is continuing to search for a way 1150 00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:53,640 out and there's an opening that's been boarded up that she 1151 00:59:53,640 --> 00:59:56,720 tries to like tear her way through and she has no luck. 1152 00:59:56,720 --> 00:59:59,800 But she's like loud as fuck when she's doing this, so it attracts 1153 00:59:59,800 --> 01:00:03,000 Henry's attention and so she hears him heading her way. 1154 01:00:03,640 --> 01:00:06,680 And so to avoid that, she ducks off into a room that's unlocked. 1155 01:00:06,680 --> 01:00:09,040 She she finds 1 and in there it's pitch black. 1156 01:00:09,040 --> 01:00:12,200 So she takes out her her trusty matchbook and lights one of 1157 01:00:12,200 --> 01:00:14,640 them. And behind her, the audience can 1158 01:00:14,640 --> 01:00:18,320 see that there's a corpse of another young woman directly 1159 01:00:18,320 --> 01:00:20,360 behind her. And so it's like a little, 1160 01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:23,240 little jump scare that happens. And she's I. 1161 01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:24,520 Think that was in the trailer I think. 1162 01:00:25,120 --> 01:00:28,680 Yeah, she stumbled into the room where Lucille and Henry, like, 1163 01:00:28,680 --> 01:00:30,720 have stored their their previous victims. 1164 01:00:30,720 --> 01:00:32,800 So they're also wearing their date outfits. 1165 01:00:35,120 --> 01:00:38,120 Eventually, Powell, like, hears Henry come into the room. 1166 01:00:38,120 --> 01:00:41,480 And so she, like, hides. She's lying down on a bed next 1167 01:00:41,480 --> 01:00:44,520 to one of the other corpses, pretending to be 1 herself. 1168 01:00:45,040 --> 01:00:48,040 And Henry's like running around or walking around, like checking 1169 01:00:48,040 --> 01:00:51,280 everything, like picking up bodies and like shaking them and 1170 01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:52,920 stuff like that, just throwing them to the side. 1171 01:00:53,440 --> 01:00:58,120 And right as he's about to walk out, the body that Powell was 1172 01:00:58,120 --> 01:01:02,240 laying, laying next to, a giant cockroach crawls out of her 1173 01:01:02,240 --> 01:01:05,080 mouth. And it's like one of those like 1174 01:01:05,080 --> 01:01:08,920 giant Madagascar hissing cockroaches, like just enormous. 1175 01:01:09,320 --> 01:01:13,320 And so Powell, the screams. And so Henry is like Caesar. 1176 01:01:13,720 --> 01:01:15,760 And so she tries to like, run through him, like push him back 1177 01:01:15,760 --> 01:01:16,840 into the corridor and Sprint off. 1178 01:01:16,840 --> 01:01:20,000 But he grabs her arm and they start like squabbling and he 1179 01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:23,080 ends up overpowering her and he throws her down to the ground 1180 01:01:23,160 --> 01:01:26,160 and he like stuns her with like a big ass like power slap. 1181 01:01:26,640 --> 01:01:28,440 And so Ashley's like kind of like woozy. 1182 01:01:28,600 --> 01:01:32,360 He's preparing to like force himself on her again. 1183 01:01:32,800 --> 01:01:36,880 And he he whips out, whips out the meat and it looks like, like 1184 01:01:36,880 --> 01:01:39,000 an like an uncooked sweet potato. 1185 01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:42,200 Like it's really like it's, they show it to you. 1186 01:01:42,640 --> 01:01:44,800 They show it, they show. It why? 1187 01:01:44,840 --> 01:01:46,960 Does. Why do all of these sexual. 1188 01:01:47,240 --> 01:01:49,600 Like images have to be related to food. 1189 01:01:49,640 --> 01:01:52,080 That's what I want to know. I mean, that's just what it 1190 01:01:52,080 --> 01:01:53,160 looks like. What do you want? 1191 01:01:53,160 --> 01:01:57,400 Me to say that's the most accurate description and I even 1192 01:01:57,400 --> 01:01:58,640 googled it. I was like, this looks like it 1193 01:01:58,640 --> 01:02:00,360 looks like a sweet potato. I was like, let me look this up 1194 01:02:00,360 --> 01:02:03,040 real quick. That's a sweet potato for sure. 1195 01:02:03,040 --> 01:02:09,120 Yeah, You know, it's all like lumpy and deformed and crazy 1196 01:02:09,120 --> 01:02:12,320 looking, but it's like huge too. Like, dude, it has like a like a 1197 01:02:12,320 --> 01:02:13,560 hammer. It's it's crazy. 1198 01:02:13,560 --> 01:02:18,120 It was weird. But as she's like struggling to 1199 01:02:18,120 --> 01:02:20,520 like fight him off or whatever, she sees a mousetrap on the 1200 01:02:20,520 --> 01:02:23,120 ground nearby and so she ends up crapping that. 1201 01:02:23,880 --> 01:02:26,360 Puts it on the sweet potato. Clamps it down. 1202 01:02:26,360 --> 01:02:30,400 Right on the tip, man. Oh yeah. 1203 01:02:31,280 --> 01:02:36,560 Yeah, yeah. So it's been a it's being, it's 1204 01:02:36,560 --> 01:02:39,720 being peeled now, I guess. So while this is happening, 1205 01:02:40,120 --> 01:02:43,040 Lucille is like upstairs video chatting with her therapist, 1206 01:02:43,840 --> 01:02:45,880 talking about Henry's dating woes. 1207 01:02:46,400 --> 01:02:48,920 And probably not the best time to be. 1208 01:02:49,120 --> 01:02:52,480 You know, in a session. Yeah, yeah. 1209 01:02:52,840 --> 01:02:54,560 And so. She Lucille's had like a couple 1210 01:02:54,560 --> 01:02:56,360 of scenes where she's had like a pretty bad cough. 1211 01:02:56,560 --> 01:02:59,200 And so now it like comes up again during this chat. 1212 01:02:59,680 --> 01:03:03,040 And this time as she coughs up, as she coughs, like she coughs 1213 01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:04,840 up blood. And so there's like blood in the 1214 01:03:04,840 --> 01:03:06,600 corner of her mouth. And so she uses her anchor trip 1215 01:03:06,600 --> 01:03:09,400 to like dab at the corners. And I don't know if it's the 1216 01:03:09,400 --> 01:03:12,640 same finger shift as before. Yeah, it might be the might be 1217 01:03:12,640 --> 01:03:13,840 the comrade. You know, it might have been a 1218 01:03:13,840 --> 01:03:15,720 little bit crusty. There are disgusting. 1219 01:03:15,840 --> 01:03:18,000 I'm sorry, not the yogurt. Jizz they are. 1220 01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:24,360 Yeah, And so the therapist alludes to the seal like having 1221 01:03:24,360 --> 01:03:27,040 like a terminal illness. And that's why she's so focused 1222 01:03:27,040 --> 01:03:32,560 on Henry creating. And while they're having this 1223 01:03:32,560 --> 01:03:35,680 conversation, she gets a message from another dating guy, from a 1224 01:03:35,680 --> 01:03:38,440 new person, a flight attendant named Natalie. 1225 01:03:38,920 --> 01:03:41,520 And they're talking about squeezing in dinner before she 1226 01:03:41,520 --> 01:03:44,120 has to fly out for, like, Chicago in the morning. 1227 01:03:45,400 --> 01:03:50,200 And Lucille, she's with one of her little little lines of 1228 01:03:50,200 --> 01:03:52,440 dialogue here. She has some some crazy work, 1229 01:03:52,440 --> 01:03:55,200 some crazy lines here. She says that Lucille or Natalie 1230 01:03:55,200 --> 01:03:58,720 being 29, that's the sweet spot. She's desperate yet still 1231 01:03:58,720 --> 01:04:02,040 fertile. So just taking shots at a women 1232 01:04:02,040 --> 01:04:04,400 in the late 20s. She's not wrong though, because 1233 01:04:04,400 --> 01:04:07,440 like the more. Bad dates you have, the more 1234 01:04:08,480 --> 01:04:11,960 like willing you are to put up with crap because you're like, 1235 01:04:11,960 --> 01:04:13,720 well, there's nothing better out there. 1236 01:04:13,720 --> 01:04:16,560 I feel like that's how I would get with like when I be on the 1237 01:04:16,560 --> 01:04:19,360 apps a long time and there was lots of like bad things. 1238 01:04:19,360 --> 01:04:21,800 That's why I like I could see like even though I gave her crap 1239 01:04:21,800 --> 01:04:24,480 at the beginning for like going and meeting someone at their 1240 01:04:24,480 --> 01:04:27,040 house the first time. You like, excuse a lot of stuff 1241 01:04:27,360 --> 01:04:33,800 when you've gone on a lot of bad dates, so she's not wrong this 1242 01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:35,600 bad stuff. Everybody be. 1243 01:04:35,600 --> 01:04:38,400 Nice to power. Back in the trusty corridor. 1244 01:04:38,400 --> 01:04:41,640 Again this. Time we see Henry pull the 1245 01:04:41,640 --> 01:04:43,880 mousetrap off his tip and they show it again. 1246 01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:47,760 It like stretches and all this very, very graphic. 1247 01:04:48,080 --> 01:04:50,200 Very graphic. Yeah, yeah. 1248 01:04:50,800 --> 01:04:52,400 Looks like, looks like Gumby a little bit. 1249 01:04:53,160 --> 01:04:57,320 And I like, I. Is it great? 1250 01:04:58,360 --> 01:05:00,280 I mean kind of like. It. 1251 01:05:00,320 --> 01:05:02,480 Like, I took anatomy and Physiology, like back in 11th 1252 01:05:02,480 --> 01:05:04,320 grade, right? And that's when I first learned 1253 01:05:04,320 --> 01:05:07,840 the term smegma. And like, this shit right here, 1254 01:05:07,840 --> 01:05:10,600 like, looked like smegma overload. 1255 01:05:10,600 --> 01:05:13,360 Like, it was. It's gross. 1256 01:05:13,560 --> 01:05:15,400 It's really gross. Yeah. 1257 01:05:15,400 --> 01:05:17,320 And it's like boils on it and shit. 1258 01:05:17,320 --> 01:05:19,520 Like, yeah, it's. I hope our mom is nasty work 1259 01:05:19,560 --> 01:05:21,360 this episode. I do. 1260 01:05:23,920 --> 01:05:28,600 Sorry, Mom. Lucy Lucille radios in on the 1261 01:05:28,600 --> 01:05:32,880 walkie to ask like what is going on and Henry he just like kind 1262 01:05:32,880 --> 01:05:35,960 of like tearfully Mumbles some stuff that Lucille decipher his 1263 01:05:35,960 --> 01:05:38,560 ass. Paola has escaped again and so 1264 01:05:38,560 --> 01:05:40,760 this time she tasked him with just finding her and killing her 1265 01:05:40,760 --> 01:05:44,240 outright because she has another prospect coming over anyway. 1266 01:05:45,280 --> 01:05:49,480 And so now we change locations to this new prospect and we see 1267 01:05:49,480 --> 01:05:56,000 a woman sitting at at a computer at work and she has it's a 1268 01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:57,120 Maria. It's a. 1269 01:05:57,120 --> 01:05:58,320 It's Nat. It's Natalie. 1270 01:05:58,320 --> 01:06:01,040 But she like she has Natalie's dating profile up on her screen, 1271 01:06:01,480 --> 01:06:05,200 but the pictures and Natalie, there is a a difference there. 1272 01:06:05,200 --> 01:06:09,280 So we have a a catfish situation going on here. 1273 01:06:09,560 --> 01:06:11,640 Catfish. I wonder if that has? 1274 01:06:11,640 --> 01:06:13,600 Ever happened like a double catfish? 1275 01:06:13,960 --> 01:06:15,400 I'm sure it happens all the time. 1276 01:06:16,560 --> 01:06:18,960 Maybe you just don't hear about. It you only hear about single. 1277 01:06:18,960 --> 01:06:21,960 Sided catfish. I used to watch the show 1278 01:06:21,960 --> 01:06:23,240 Catfish. And I think there was a couple 1279 01:06:23,240 --> 01:06:24,720 of. Instances of double catfish. 1280 01:06:24,720 --> 01:06:27,040 Oh, that's yeah. With Nevada, yeah. 1281 01:06:27,080 --> 01:06:29,080 Yeah, and. So. 1282 01:06:29,360 --> 01:06:31,000 Yeah, so she's. Clearly not a flight attendant 1283 01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:33,120 'cause she's in this, you know, this cubicle or whatever. 1284 01:06:33,360 --> 01:06:38,160 And a message pops up from Henry, AKA Lucille, about 1285 01:06:38,160 --> 01:06:41,960 setting a time for dinner and things get a little bit naughty. 1286 01:06:42,160 --> 01:06:47,520 So yeah, they're exchanging some some spicy messages with 1287 01:06:47,520 --> 01:06:48,480 Lucille. Yeah. 1288 01:06:48,480 --> 01:06:55,120 And so Natalie heads off to the bathroom and Lucille is like, 1289 01:06:55,120 --> 01:06:59,080 hey, take your index finger and slip it inside your Hoo ha. 1290 01:06:59,600 --> 01:07:04,800 And Natalie obliges. So she's just in the stall at 1291 01:07:04,800 --> 01:07:10,880 work being off and yes, having having some fun. 1292 01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:12,760 Not very professional if you ask me. 1293 01:07:13,960 --> 01:07:16,160 I mean it depends on the line of work. 1294 01:07:17,400 --> 01:07:19,080 And she's like a. A. 1295 01:07:19,560 --> 01:07:21,520 Saxophone operator. Yeah, look like. 1296 01:07:21,520 --> 01:07:23,040 They all kind of had like, dating. 1297 01:07:23,040 --> 01:07:25,440 Profiles up on their computers. So I think they might all be 1298 01:07:25,440 --> 01:07:28,360 like professional catfishers or something. 1299 01:07:28,360 --> 01:07:29,720 I don't know. Interesting. 1300 01:07:30,400 --> 01:07:31,960 Yeah, I don't. Know if that's the thing or not? 1301 01:07:33,960 --> 01:07:37,160 Like a a catfish farm. But yeah, once she once she 1302 01:07:37,160 --> 01:07:40,080 finishes, she like yells out at Henry's name in the stall, which 1303 01:07:40,120 --> 01:07:44,120 that also if you're trying to like be like discreet, I don't 1304 01:07:44,120 --> 01:07:45,920 think that's really the right way to go about it. 1305 01:07:46,600 --> 01:07:48,240 But hey, what do? What do I know? 1306 01:07:48,240 --> 01:07:50,720 I've never you don't like yell out a dude's name when you're 1307 01:07:50,720 --> 01:07:51,560 going to the. Bathroom. 1308 01:07:53,280 --> 01:07:56,280 I haven't yet, but I. Guess you know, still time. 1309 01:07:56,400 --> 01:07:58,600 Never say never in the bathroom. Never an Applebee's. 1310 01:07:59,400 --> 01:08:00,760 That's where Apples and Applebee's. 1311 01:08:00,760 --> 01:08:10,040 Stays at Applebee's. So after all this sexy time, we 1312 01:08:10,040 --> 01:08:14,120 go back to the house and Henry is continuing his pursuit of 1313 01:08:14,120 --> 01:08:19,760 Paola and he finds like this kind of club slash baseball bat 1314 01:08:19,760 --> 01:08:22,640 type deal that has nails sticking out of it. 1315 01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:26,200 And so that is his weapon of choice that he's now dragging on 1316 01:08:26,200 --> 01:08:30,319 the ground menacingly as he pursues Paola. 1317 01:08:30,520 --> 01:08:32,520 We like to ask people if it comes up. 1318 01:08:32,520 --> 01:08:35,760 Organically, which this is a perfect segue what your weapon 1319 01:08:35,760 --> 01:08:38,760 of choices in horror movies Like what is your favorite weapon 1320 01:08:38,760 --> 01:08:41,200 that people use? Mine is toilet tank lid. 1321 01:08:41,520 --> 01:08:44,279 Like when I see someone pull a toilet toilet tank lid off the 1322 01:08:44,279 --> 01:08:46,200 back of a toilet, I know someone's about to get their 1323 01:08:46,200 --> 01:08:49,600 shit fucking rocked. So I like toilet tank lid. 1324 01:08:50,319 --> 01:08:51,920 Do you have one that sticks out to you? 1325 01:08:51,920 --> 01:08:56,680 A. Machete probably would be much 1326 01:08:57,399 --> 01:09:00,399 like a kind of classic. Yeah, Yeah. 1327 01:09:00,399 --> 01:09:01,479 That's a good one. That's a good one. 1328 01:09:01,560 --> 01:09:03,000 You're down. You're down for business. 1329 01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:04,920 There's there's no. Cute slices there. 1330 01:09:04,920 --> 01:09:08,479 You gotta, you gotta hack away. It's survival at any cost. 1331 01:09:08,479 --> 01:09:09,439 Yeah. So, yeah. 1332 01:09:09,439 --> 01:09:13,279 So he has his his spiked bat or whatever and Paola is running 1333 01:09:13,279 --> 01:09:14,680 away. She she ends up stumbling into 1334 01:09:14,680 --> 01:09:17,680 another unlocked room for all the locked rooms earlier for 1335 01:09:17,680 --> 01:09:20,680 them to be now unlocked. It was it was funny to see. 1336 01:09:21,479 --> 01:09:24,240 But she discovers like this creepy ass nursery that's fully 1337 01:09:24,240 --> 01:09:26,479 stuffed with like diapers and formula. 1338 01:09:26,560 --> 01:09:30,520 And if it wasn't apparent already, like Lucille is batshit 1339 01:09:30,520 --> 01:09:32,680 crazy. And like, this scene in 1340 01:09:32,680 --> 01:09:36,439 particular, like, gives like really strong barbarian vibes 1341 01:09:37,640 --> 01:09:38,840 for me, at least when I watched it. 1342 01:09:39,479 --> 01:09:44,680 Bebe, Yeah. And so Powell. 1343 01:09:44,680 --> 01:09:47,120 Ends up having like this kind. Of like fever dream where like 1344 01:09:47,120 --> 01:09:50,960 her dad rolls out of of the shadows, 'cause he's, he's an 1345 01:09:50,960 --> 01:09:55,320 amputee, so he only has one leg. So he he rolls out and it's like 1346 01:09:55,560 --> 01:09:59,440 giving her like this weird kind of look and message and she like 1347 01:09:59,440 --> 01:10:01,280 freaks out, screams. And then she wakes up and she 1348 01:10:01,280 --> 01:10:03,240 had passed out in the in the room. 1349 01:10:03,920 --> 01:10:07,080 So as she wakes up and leaves the nursery, she goes back out 1350 01:10:07,080 --> 01:10:09,640 there into the hall. She hears Henry slash, sees his 1351 01:10:09,640 --> 01:10:12,520 shadow approaching. And right before he turns the 1352 01:10:12,520 --> 01:10:15,760 corner and sees her, she gets pulled through the door that's 1353 01:10:15,760 --> 01:10:19,320 behind her and finds herself face to face with a guy who she 1354 01:10:19,320 --> 01:10:24,040 originally thought was Henry. Yeah, so. 1355 01:10:24,040 --> 01:10:27,640 He's down there, too. Alive. 1356 01:10:27,640 --> 01:10:30,120 Yep, no, a dead person. Pulled her through the door. 1357 01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:37,680 Oh, sorry, sorry. I mean, it could. 1358 01:10:37,680 --> 01:10:42,000 Happen, yeah. His real name is Eli and he he 1359 01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:45,640 has bandages wrapped around his lower legs where his feet are 1360 01:10:45,640 --> 01:10:51,840 missing and he also has a padlocked chain wrapped around 1361 01:10:51,840 --> 01:10:54,880 his waist. And he tells Paola that he came 1362 01:10:54,880 --> 01:10:56,920 here to meet a girl, but it was really Lucille. 1363 01:10:57,360 --> 01:10:59,440 And she pretended to be the girl's mom, said that her 1364 01:10:59,440 --> 01:11:02,760 daughter was stuck in traffic and poured a glass of wine while 1365 01:11:02,760 --> 01:11:05,080 they waited. You know, the exact same MO that 1366 01:11:05,080 --> 01:11:08,120 she used with Paola. And when he woke up, his feet 1367 01:11:08,120 --> 01:11:12,680 were gone and he got tusked. He got tusked. 1368 01:11:12,680 --> 01:11:15,520 And in the. Room is a computer with like a 1369 01:11:15,520 --> 01:11:19,640 ring light and a webcam and Lucille only turns the router on 1370 01:11:19,640 --> 01:11:23,080 when it's time for video dates with this fake Henry. 1371 01:11:23,720 --> 01:11:27,200 And so they have a little little trauma bond slash meet cute 1372 01:11:27,200 --> 01:11:30,280 going on here. So Paola tells Eli about her 1373 01:11:30,280 --> 01:11:34,320 dad's surgery and he tells her about his mom having stage 4 1374 01:11:34,320 --> 01:11:37,760 colon cancer and they're just kind of gabbing about this for a 1375 01:11:37,760 --> 01:11:40,000 little while but now is not the time. 1376 01:11:40,080 --> 01:11:43,160 Let's make a plan. Pretty inappropriate timing. 1377 01:11:44,720 --> 01:11:46,920 And she kind of tells him like, hey, you know, you've been like 1378 01:11:46,920 --> 01:11:49,640 complicit in all this. Like you're luring people here 1379 01:11:49,640 --> 01:11:52,000 to like to be killed. And he's like, well, I never 1380 01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:55,640 actually knew how many women have showed up because after the 1381 01:11:55,640 --> 01:11:58,320 video call ends, that that's mine and the end of my 1382 01:11:58,320 --> 01:12:00,440 involvement. And she tries to convince him to 1383 01:12:00,440 --> 01:12:03,000 like, stop being complicit and help her escape. 1384 01:12:04,120 --> 01:12:09,200 He seems to be pussy ass bitch. No, I'm mad at Eli. 1385 01:12:09,360 --> 01:12:10,680 I'm mad. Just wait. 1386 01:12:12,280 --> 01:12:15,120 Oh, Oh no. So. 1387 01:12:15,120 --> 01:12:16,400 Powell and Eli, they had to plan. 1388 01:12:16,400 --> 01:12:19,760 Together, like he'll make a bunch of noise to lure Henry to 1389 01:12:19,760 --> 01:12:24,320 his room while she sneaks back to Henry's room to fetch the 1390 01:12:24,320 --> 01:12:27,200 wheelchair that she was in earlier to help push him out. 1391 01:12:27,720 --> 01:12:31,560 And so Maria, at this point then pulls up to the house after 1392 01:12:31,560 --> 01:12:35,400 tracking Paula's phone's location, and she sneaks around 1393 01:12:35,400 --> 01:12:38,880 to the back, and she peeks through the window as she sees 1394 01:12:38,880 --> 01:12:43,000 Lucille drugging the next bottle of wine for Natalie. 1395 01:12:43,520 --> 01:12:47,040 And so now the person that Maria called earlier from the hospital 1396 01:12:47,040 --> 01:12:52,080 shows up, and it is indeed Ryan, Paola's douchebag ex-boyfriend. 1397 01:12:52,080 --> 01:12:57,000 And he's, like, super douchey. But Paola, we come back to her. 1398 01:12:57,000 --> 01:13:00,240 She ends up successfully getting the wheelchair back to Eli as 1399 01:13:00,240 --> 01:13:03,280 well as some bolt cutters that she picked up along the way. 1400 01:13:03,840 --> 01:13:06,040 And like, they're really having, like, a Miku. 1401 01:13:06,040 --> 01:13:09,720 He's like, hey, whatever happens, this is the best first 1402 01:13:09,720 --> 01:13:15,440 date I've had in a long time. Yeah, but she's feeling it 1403 01:13:15,440 --> 01:13:16,880 though. She's she's vibing with it. 1404 01:13:18,640 --> 01:13:22,200 But then Natalie shows up to the house, so she rings the doorbell 1405 01:13:22,600 --> 01:13:25,720 and Lucille answers the door and she's like, like, who are you? 1406 01:13:26,360 --> 01:13:29,400 And Natalie's Natalie's like, hey, I'm Natalie and Lucille's 1407 01:13:29,400 --> 01:13:31,560 like, no, you're not. Like she pulls up the phone with 1408 01:13:31,560 --> 01:13:34,320 the the dating dating pictures. Dating profile pictures is like, 1409 01:13:34,720 --> 01:13:37,720 this is not you, bro. And he's like, well, it's, it's 1410 01:13:37,720 --> 01:13:40,160 Henry here. So she ends up, like, inviting 1411 01:13:40,160 --> 01:13:42,240 her inside anyway. And so she tries to pour her a 1412 01:13:42,240 --> 01:13:44,920 glass of wine, but Natalie doesn't drink. 1413 01:13:45,200 --> 01:13:50,160 And so now, I mean, Lucille was already, like, irritated to 1414 01:13:50,160 --> 01:13:53,080 begin with, but now they start, like, throwing, like, verbal 1415 01:13:53,080 --> 01:13:55,400 jabs at each other. Like, Lucille was like, asking 1416 01:13:55,400 --> 01:13:59,040 how old Natalie really is, how much she weighs. 1417 01:13:59,040 --> 01:14:01,040 She's like, calling her out for being a catfish. 1418 01:14:01,200 --> 01:14:06,360 Yeah. And Natalie's like, hey, hey, 1419 01:14:06,400 --> 01:14:08,600 you craigly old bitch. How old are you? 1420 01:14:08,680 --> 01:14:11,600 Yeah. Craigly old bitch. 1421 01:14:12,440 --> 01:14:14,680 And then? Natalie sneezes and says Oh. 1422 01:14:14,680 --> 01:14:17,880 Sorry, I'm just allergic to like dust and dirt and just like 1423 01:14:17,880 --> 01:14:20,040 looks around like real real shadily. 1424 01:14:20,320 --> 01:14:22,960 This is so funny. The audacity to go to. 1425 01:14:22,960 --> 01:14:25,480 Someone's home and just shit all over their house. 1426 01:14:25,560 --> 01:14:30,440 Shitting on it, bro Shitting. And Lucille's like, alright, you 1427 01:14:30,440 --> 01:14:31,960 wanna play that game? Fine. 1428 01:14:31,960 --> 01:14:36,160 And so she takes more shots, like in Natalie's body, saying 1429 01:14:36,160 --> 01:14:39,040 that like, Henry prefers women that are more petite and all 1430 01:14:39,040 --> 01:14:41,760 this kind of stuff. And Natalie defends herself by 1431 01:14:41,760 --> 01:14:44,600 saying that, hey, I've. I found that a great personality 1432 01:14:44,600 --> 01:14:47,760 makes up for a lot. And Lucille's like, oh, like 1433 01:14:47,800 --> 01:14:49,320 being a liar. There's that part of being a 1434 01:14:49,360 --> 01:14:52,440 having a great personality. This is so funny. 1435 01:14:52,440 --> 01:14:54,560 Yeah. But the the real. 1436 01:14:54,560 --> 01:14:57,800 Question though, is like, why is why is Natalie still here? 1437 01:14:57,800 --> 01:14:59,480 Like she just entertain all this. 1438 01:14:59,640 --> 01:15:02,680 It's it's crazy. But while they're having this 1439 01:15:02,680 --> 01:15:03,920 back and forth. Lucille. 1440 01:15:03,920 --> 01:15:06,560 Ends up prepping like a syringe to drug Natalie with so she 1441 01:15:06,560 --> 01:15:10,000 won't drink the wine. But like as she like, slowly 1442 01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:12,480 gets closer and closer to her, like about to jabber, that's 1443 01:15:12,480 --> 01:15:14,880 when Ryan and Maria ring the doorbell. 1444 01:15:15,760 --> 01:15:18,840 And so she goes to answer and they confront her like, yo, 1445 01:15:18,840 --> 01:15:22,200 where is Paola? And they like forced their way 1446 01:15:22,200 --> 01:15:25,400 inside the house, like looking for and Lucille ends up getting 1447 01:15:25,400 --> 01:15:29,080 the upper hand and like puts Maria in a chokehold and Ryan 1448 01:15:29,080 --> 01:15:32,120 whips out like this retractable baton, like a Chinese police 1449 01:15:32,120 --> 01:15:35,200 baton is what he calls it. And he's like threatening to 1450 01:15:35,200 --> 01:15:38,280 like beat Lucille's ass. But Lucille like mop like mops 1451 01:15:38,280 --> 01:15:41,600 him up like he gets worked. And like, the baton goes like 1452 01:15:41,600 --> 01:15:45,440 skidding across the floor and like, right when Maria is about 1453 01:15:45,440 --> 01:15:49,480 to get injected by by the syringe, Natalie picks up the 1454 01:15:49,720 --> 01:15:51,840 baton off the floor and wax the seal on the head and knocks her 1455 01:15:51,840 --> 01:15:54,160 out. So yeah, they're, they're 1456 01:15:54,160 --> 01:15:55,520 carrying right now. Ryan, I don't know why he's 1457 01:15:55,520 --> 01:16:02,320 here, 'cause he's doing nothing. Maria then tells Natalie to go. 1458 01:16:02,320 --> 01:16:07,200 Home, but she's like no this story is like gonna I'm gonna 1459 01:16:07,200 --> 01:16:09,800 live on the story for like years to come so I'm I'm here to help 1460 01:16:09,800 --> 01:16:12,120 you guys that's gonna help me with my my dating acts in the 1461 01:16:12,120 --> 01:16:14,680 future not not wrong do something. 1462 01:16:14,920 --> 01:16:17,080 My coworkers loved hearing my. Bad dating. 1463 01:16:17,080 --> 01:16:20,720 Stories. They would eat it up so well. 1464 01:16:20,720 --> 01:16:22,760 There's bad dating stories and then there's whatever the fuck. 1465 01:16:22,760 --> 01:16:24,560 This is yeah, life. Life or death? 1466 01:16:25,400 --> 01:16:28,880 So the trio now finds the elevator and they head down to 1467 01:16:28,880 --> 01:16:32,000 look for Paola. And as they approach a corner, 1468 01:16:32,440 --> 01:16:36,600 Maria ends up taking a metal serving tray to the face because 1469 01:16:36,600 --> 01:16:38,600 Paola was looking there and she just heard something coming, so 1470 01:16:38,600 --> 01:16:42,040 she just swore without looking. So she has Maria dead in her 1471 01:16:42,040 --> 01:16:45,360 face, knocks her out, and now Henry's there with her too. 1472 01:16:45,360 --> 01:16:48,640 And so he's like, OK, so Ryan, you're gonna have to carry her. 1473 01:16:48,640 --> 01:16:50,560 We can't afford to wait for her to wake up. 1474 01:16:50,800 --> 01:16:52,840 And so now they're trying to escape. 1475 01:16:52,840 --> 01:16:56,800 So it's hit. It's a where's where's Henry at 1476 01:16:56,800 --> 01:16:57,600 all this time? He's still. 1477 01:16:57,600 --> 01:17:00,160 Got stuff on his pee pee or what's what's going on with him? 1478 01:17:00,720 --> 01:17:02,800 He's, he's just, he's just lurking and. 1479 01:17:02,800 --> 01:17:04,520 Walking with his little bat, dragging it. 1480 01:17:07,480 --> 01:17:09,480 But as they. Head back to the to the elevator 1481 01:17:09,480 --> 01:17:11,400 that's. When he pops up and and 1482 01:17:11,400 --> 01:17:13,400 confronts them, so he's like standing at the end of the hall. 1483 01:17:13,800 --> 01:17:18,160 And so Eli's like, hey, let's just go around the other way. 1484 01:17:18,160 --> 01:17:20,960 Let's turn around. And Ryan's like, Nah, bro, I got 1485 01:17:20,960 --> 01:17:24,080 this. So he he busts out his trusty 1486 01:17:24,080 --> 01:17:27,720 Chinese police baton again and runs up to Henry. 1487 01:17:27,880 --> 01:17:30,360 And he's like, what you gonna do, bro? 1488 01:17:30,360 --> 01:17:33,120 You gonna make me beat your ass? And then he just like stands 1489 01:17:33,120 --> 01:17:37,520 there watching as Henry like cocks back the spike bat and 1490 01:17:37,520 --> 01:17:40,400 just swings it at his head. He gets takes a spike right to 1491 01:17:40,400 --> 01:17:43,080 the Dome. What an idiot if he can't take 1492 01:17:43,080 --> 01:17:45,040 out an. Old lady with this baton, he's 1493 01:17:45,040 --> 01:17:49,160 not gonna take out this guy. What a he had. 1494 01:17:49,160 --> 01:17:50,520 He had no chance. He. 1495 01:17:50,680 --> 01:17:52,320 Just literally just like stood there watching. 1496 01:17:52,320 --> 01:17:53,720 I was like, what are you doing right now, bro? 1497 01:17:53,720 --> 01:17:57,720 It's crazy. But then as he's as he's dead, 1498 01:17:58,600 --> 01:18:00,840 like the bat, like it's stuck in his face. 1499 01:18:00,840 --> 01:18:02,800 And so Henry has like pry it free. 1500 01:18:02,840 --> 01:18:05,800 And so this is like a nice little practical effect shot 1501 01:18:05,800 --> 01:18:09,160 here 'cause like half his face like peels off and saw gooey and 1502 01:18:10,240 --> 01:18:11,440 gross looking. What kind of? 1503 01:18:11,560 --> 01:18:12,440 Food. Would you say it looks? 1504 01:18:12,760 --> 01:18:13,240 Yeah. What? 1505 01:18:13,240 --> 01:18:15,080 What? What would you? 1506 01:18:15,080 --> 01:18:17,720 Compare to paste to. A deep dish pizza. 1507 01:18:17,720 --> 01:18:19,040 Perhaps. You know. 1508 01:18:19,880 --> 01:18:23,320 Oh, OK, I'm hungry now. Real real real, real stringy. 1509 01:18:23,520 --> 01:18:28,840 As it pulled away. So after Ryan. 1510 01:18:28,840 --> 01:18:32,360 Gets cooked Paola, Eli, Natalie. They make it to what they think 1511 01:18:32,360 --> 01:18:34,960 is the way out with Natalie leading the way. 1512 01:18:35,600 --> 01:18:38,960 So she's about to like walk through this like shadowy area, 1513 01:18:39,760 --> 01:18:44,040 but then Henry pops out, grabs her by the head and like pushes 1514 01:18:44,040 --> 01:18:49,920 his thumbs through her eyes. So her her cloud chase was very 1515 01:18:49,920 --> 01:18:51,400 short lived. I must have been. 1516 01:18:51,680 --> 01:18:53,480 She did. She's. 1517 01:18:53,480 --> 01:18:54,680 She's big dead. Yeah, OK. 1518 01:18:54,960 --> 01:18:56,880 Yeah. And then? 1519 01:18:56,880 --> 01:18:58,880 Eli. Distracts Henry this kind of, 1520 01:18:58,880 --> 01:19:02,560 like, parks his chair in front of him while Paola, like, drags 1521 01:19:02,560 --> 01:19:05,560 Maria away trying to escape. But then Henry ends up getting 1522 01:19:05,560 --> 01:19:09,880 past Eli and chases her down and, like, swings his bat at 1523 01:19:09,880 --> 01:19:11,600 her. But she actually knows how to 1524 01:19:11,600 --> 01:19:14,760 dodge things. And so the bat gets wedged into 1525 01:19:14,760 --> 01:19:17,360 the wall. And so they're just like, you 1526 01:19:17,360 --> 01:19:20,480 know, fisticuffs engage. And he ends up throwing her to 1527 01:19:20,480 --> 01:19:21,800 the ground again. And he's just about to, like, 1528 01:19:21,800 --> 01:19:25,800 stomp her head. But then Maria's phone starts 1529 01:19:25,800 --> 01:19:27,040 ringing right at the last second. 1530 01:19:27,120 --> 01:19:28,680 And it's their dad that's calling. 1531 01:19:29,000 --> 01:19:32,440 And the ringtone is similar to that Locket music box that 1532 01:19:32,440 --> 01:19:34,800 Lucille Lucille played earlier to calm Henry down. 1533 01:19:35,240 --> 01:19:38,080 And so he, like, stops what he's doing and, like, picks up the 1534 01:19:38,080 --> 01:19:41,000 phone and answers the call and just like, kind of like, in a 1535 01:19:41,000 --> 01:19:45,920 little trance or whatever. And so Papa's like, Maria, what, 1536 01:19:45,960 --> 01:19:47,040 what's going on? What are you doing? 1537 01:19:47,280 --> 01:19:51,200 And Paola's like, hey, Papa, sorry I wasn't there for your 1538 01:19:51,200 --> 01:19:54,800 surgery and all that. I love you, blah, blah, blah. 1539 01:19:54,800 --> 01:19:57,400 And he's cool with it because he wants her out there meeting new 1540 01:19:57,400 --> 01:19:59,920 people. And, like, Eli comes Wheeling 1541 01:19:59,920 --> 01:20:02,560 around the corner and Paola's like, you know what, Dad? 1542 01:20:02,600 --> 01:20:04,960 Ashley. I did meet someone and like, 1543 01:20:04,960 --> 01:20:08,040 looks at Eli with all, like, dreamy eyes and stuff. 1544 01:20:08,400 --> 01:20:12,080 Jesus Christ, Yeah. And she like starts. 1545 01:20:12,080 --> 01:20:16,520 Like hyping him up like. You know, he's really kind, he's 1546 01:20:16,520 --> 01:20:19,640 handsome, and you would like him to because he's also like an 1547 01:20:19,640 --> 01:20:21,600 amputee. Like, I would bond over that. 1548 01:20:21,640 --> 01:20:24,960 And when when she says the amputee part, that's when Henry 1549 01:20:24,960 --> 01:20:27,200 is like, oh, he thought she was talking about him at first. 1550 01:20:27,600 --> 01:20:31,640 So he gets jealous and he goes to attack Paulo again and this 1551 01:20:31,640 --> 01:20:36,280 time he stopped by another melody and Maria has woken up 1552 01:20:36,280 --> 01:20:39,080 and is like singing that same Spanish song from before they 1553 01:20:39,080 --> 01:20:42,840 sung to to their dad. And so now Henry is like vibing, 1554 01:20:42,840 --> 01:20:45,720 like rocking, swaying, like dancing to it. 1555 01:20:46,200 --> 01:20:49,520 And then as Powell like joins us to the song, she also like rips 1556 01:20:49,520 --> 01:20:52,880 the bat out of the wall and swings it at him and like drives 1557 01:20:52,880 --> 01:20:55,520 it into his back like his upper back so he can't reach it. 1558 01:20:55,520 --> 01:20:57,760 So he's just like kind of stuck trying to get it out while they 1559 01:20:57,760 --> 01:21:01,800 run away with with Eli. And so they hop back into the 1560 01:21:01,800 --> 01:21:06,680 elevator and Powell and Eli, they start holding hands, bro, 1561 01:21:06,680 --> 01:21:09,200 like they I don't know what they're doing. 1562 01:21:09,200 --> 01:21:12,600 They that was not the time. Their eye is not on the. 1563 01:21:12,600 --> 01:21:16,240 Prize at. All but they make their way back 1564 01:21:16,240 --> 01:21:17,440 upstairs. And. 1565 01:21:17,440 --> 01:21:21,080 Guess who's no longer laying on the ground unconscious? 1566 01:21:21,520 --> 01:21:23,600 The old lady. The old lady. 1567 01:21:23,600 --> 01:21:24,640 Lucille. She is. 1568 01:21:24,640 --> 01:21:25,480 She is. Back up. 1569 01:21:25,480 --> 01:21:28,480 So like, oh shit, where is she? We don't know, but we don't have 1570 01:21:28,480 --> 01:21:31,360 time to look for, hey, let's cut to the kitchen to go to the back 1571 01:21:31,360 --> 01:21:32,560 patio door. We can escape. 1572 01:21:33,000 --> 01:21:36,920 And so as I run into the kitchen, Maria walks right into 1573 01:21:36,920 --> 01:21:39,280 a bullet in her shoulder from Lucille. 1574 01:21:40,200 --> 01:21:42,480 And so, yeah, she's standing there with a pistol, like, oh, 1575 01:21:42,480 --> 01:21:43,920 yeah, y'all thought shit was sweet. 1576 01:21:43,920 --> 01:21:46,760 It's not. And so Eli rolls over and he's, 1577 01:21:46,760 --> 01:21:49,320 like, trying to reason with her, Like, hey, like, let them go, 1578 01:21:49,320 --> 01:21:51,160 please. Like, Lucille, listen. 1579 01:21:51,160 --> 01:21:55,440 And she's like, Lucille, is that how you speak to your mother? 1580 01:21:55,440 --> 01:22:00,640 Oh. No, Yeah. 1581 01:22:00,640 --> 01:22:03,200 And so now Powell is like. Wait, what? 1582 01:22:04,240 --> 01:22:06,840 That's your mom? He's like, oh shit, I can 1583 01:22:06,840 --> 01:22:10,040 explain. And so Powell are like, yeah, 1584 01:22:10,040 --> 01:22:12,080 like Powell are like, like, at this point, they're like, 1585 01:22:12,080 --> 01:22:14,520 behind, like in the back. Powell, the Maria in the back. 1586 01:22:14,520 --> 01:22:17,680 She like, leaves Maria back there while she's bleeding from 1587 01:22:17,680 --> 01:22:20,280 this gunshot wound to go walk over to where Henry is and like, 1588 01:22:20,280 --> 01:22:23,240 confront him and like, like, what, what are you? 1589 01:22:23,240 --> 01:22:26,360 What are you doing? And he's like, his job was to 1590 01:22:26,360 --> 01:22:29,240 slow them down and give away the position, but he had a change of 1591 01:22:29,240 --> 01:22:31,560 heart and really was like trying to help them escape. 1592 01:22:32,080 --> 01:22:34,920 And so Lucille tosses a family photo at Paola. 1593 01:22:34,920 --> 01:22:37,840 And Eli was actually born without feet. 1594 01:22:38,360 --> 01:22:40,200 So she he wasn't getting his feet chopped off. 1595 01:22:40,680 --> 01:22:43,840 And plus, on top of that, he's also impotent. 1596 01:22:44,480 --> 01:22:48,440 So that's why she's relying on Henry to try to continue the 1597 01:22:48,440 --> 01:22:50,400 bloodline by any means necessary. 1598 01:22:51,720 --> 01:22:54,640 But while she's doing this whole villainous monologue, Maria gets 1599 01:22:54,640 --> 01:22:56,760 tired of listening to that. So she springs into the action 1600 01:22:57,240 --> 01:23:01,000 and she pushes Elis wheelchair towards the seal and she just 1601 01:23:01,000 --> 01:23:03,480 kind of like reacts out of reflex and ends up shooting him 1602 01:23:03,600 --> 01:23:07,000 and hits him right in his chest. So he's like dying and bleeding 1603 01:23:07,000 --> 01:23:11,880 out. And Powell is like, oh, no, like 1604 01:23:11,880 --> 01:23:14,600 crying over this dude, like trying to, like, help him or 1605 01:23:14,600 --> 01:23:16,800 whatever. No, yeah. 1606 01:23:16,800 --> 01:23:18,720 Like she's just like. Tending to him like Oh my God. 1607 01:23:18,720 --> 01:23:21,040 You're going to be OK. I'm over there. 1608 01:23:21,560 --> 01:23:23,160 Just get Maria out of there. Paula can. 1609 01:23:23,200 --> 01:23:24,040 She's the. Worst. 1610 01:23:24,240 --> 01:23:27,160 She's the worst, Maria. Has her eyes on the prize though 1611 01:23:27,160 --> 01:23:29,920 so she like grabs the bottle of wine that was intended for 1612 01:23:29,920 --> 01:23:33,240 Natalie and like breaks it over Lucille's head and they start 1613 01:23:33,240 --> 01:23:37,280 like wrestling on the ground and Maria like gets like the upper 1614 01:23:37,280 --> 01:23:39,200 hand. She's like straddling Lucille 1615 01:23:39,280 --> 01:23:41,640 and she's trying to like choke her out but she's also yelling 1616 01:23:41,640 --> 01:23:43,640 at Paola. It's like grab the gun to finish 1617 01:23:43,640 --> 01:23:47,600 this but Paola is still just crying over Eli and moving with 1618 01:23:47,600 --> 01:23:52,200 absolutely 0 urgency. Like while Maria is distracted 1619 01:23:52,200 --> 01:23:55,520 trying to get Paola to move her ass, Lucille ends up grabbing a 1620 01:23:55,520 --> 01:23:59,520 piece of the broken bottle and she slices open Maria's throat. 1621 01:24:02,520 --> 01:24:05,080 RIRIP, Maria. Yeah, the real. 1622 01:24:05,080 --> 01:24:07,320 Estate One. In this film, she's she's 1623 01:24:07,320 --> 01:24:12,040 cooked, but Paola is still sitting there, doesn't move even 1624 01:24:12,040 --> 01:24:15,120 while she sees her sister die. And Lucille ends up making a 1625 01:24:15,120 --> 01:24:18,400 break for the gun and that finally makes her move. 1626 01:24:18,400 --> 01:24:22,040 And so now they're wrestling over it and Lucille apparently 1627 01:24:22,040 --> 01:24:25,720 is like strong as fuck because she overpowers Paola too, throws 1628 01:24:25,720 --> 01:24:27,600 her to the ground. And now she's holding the 1629 01:24:27,600 --> 01:24:30,240 pistol, like, pointing at her and just, like, talking more 1630 01:24:30,240 --> 01:24:32,880 like match it about how she could have had a great life, 1631 01:24:32,880 --> 01:24:36,840 like could have been raising this baby, a dungeon baby, but a 1632 01:24:36,840 --> 01:24:41,200 baby, I guess. And right before she pulls the 1633 01:24:41,200 --> 01:24:45,960 trigger, Henry comes stumbling in with his mangled ass back. 1634 01:24:46,000 --> 01:24:49,560 And Lucille at first seems concerned about him before like, 1635 01:24:49,560 --> 01:24:51,560 switching back to that crazy abusive tone. 1636 01:24:52,080 --> 01:24:56,160 And she tries to like, pull out his sweet potato again. 1637 01:24:57,800 --> 01:25:00,040 Why do we always have to pull out the sweet potato? 1638 01:25:00,040 --> 01:25:01,720 There's no why? I don't know. 1639 01:25:01,880 --> 01:25:03,200 I don't know. She's not the time. 1640 01:25:03,520 --> 01:25:06,600 She's. Determined, But this time he's 1641 01:25:06,600 --> 01:25:09,160 fed up. So he grabs her arms and like 1642 01:25:09,160 --> 01:25:12,800 snaps both of her wrist, picks her up, like slams her head 1643 01:25:12,800 --> 01:25:16,800 through the ceiling. And then like stomps like stomps 1644 01:25:16,800 --> 01:25:19,360 her bro, like stomps the fuck out of her and ends up killing 1645 01:25:19,360 --> 01:25:20,720 her. And like he like tells Paola 1646 01:25:20,720 --> 01:25:23,840 like just to go ahead and leave. And so Paola leaves, and that's 1647 01:25:23,840 --> 01:25:26,440 how she escapes. Great. 1648 01:25:27,120 --> 01:25:31,960 No, fuck her. And then? 1649 01:25:31,960 --> 01:25:34,480 The closing. Scene Powell is sitting in her 1650 01:25:34,480 --> 01:25:38,840 apartment and she's deleting all of her dating apps 1 by 1 and 1651 01:25:38,840 --> 01:25:40,880 right as she's about to delete the last one she gets a 1652 01:25:40,880 --> 01:25:44,720 notification saying she has a match and she hesitates in 1653 01:25:44,720 --> 01:25:47,760 deleting it and then cut to black. 1654 01:25:48,400 --> 01:25:52,640 Roll credits in the movie. Wow. 1655 01:25:53,280 --> 01:25:54,440 Good job. Good job. 1656 01:25:54,440 --> 01:25:56,320 That was really good, but I'm really pissed. 1657 01:25:56,320 --> 01:26:00,000 Off right now. Paola is like the worst. 1658 01:26:00,120 --> 01:26:03,360 Sister of all time. The worst final girl of all 1659 01:26:03,360 --> 01:26:05,480 time. Yeah, Maggie, the next time you 1660 01:26:05,480 --> 01:26:07,880 complain about me. I could, I'm going to say at 1661 01:26:08,480 --> 01:26:12,080 least I'm not Paola. You guys be nice to Paola, OK? 1662 01:26:12,560 --> 01:26:13,160 No. Why? 1663 01:26:13,360 --> 01:26:17,880 How can you possibly not? Because. 1664 01:26:18,400 --> 01:26:21,680 There, everyone has. Different responses to trauma, 1665 01:26:21,680 --> 01:26:24,120 and hers just happened to be the worst one you could fucking 1666 01:26:24,120 --> 01:26:25,000 have. I don't know. 1667 01:26:25,120 --> 01:26:27,840 I'm just trying to find a way to defend this poor woman. 1668 01:26:28,280 --> 01:26:31,120 Yeah, but yeah, she sucked. Didn't do anything, didn't help 1669 01:26:31,120 --> 01:26:33,600 anybody, she got. Bailed out time and time again, 1670 01:26:33,600 --> 01:26:36,480 sacrificed her entire family basically. 1671 01:26:36,640 --> 01:26:40,280 And how do you explain that to your dad like he gets out of? 1672 01:26:40,600 --> 01:26:45,760 Open heart surgery and you're like, sorry I got Maria killed 1673 01:26:46,320 --> 01:26:48,360 'cause I was an idiot on a dating app. 1674 01:26:49,120 --> 01:26:50,880 I even mentioned that part like there's a. 1675 01:26:50,880 --> 01:26:53,640 Scene where she, like, she goes to the hospital after he wakes 1676 01:26:53,640 --> 01:26:57,240 up and he grabs her hand and he's like, Maria, is that you? 1677 01:26:57,440 --> 01:26:58,600 And she just, like, starts crying. 1678 01:26:58,600 --> 01:27:00,040 She can't even, like, say anything. 1679 01:27:01,760 --> 01:27:04,960 Yeah, yeah. Yikes. 1680 01:27:05,920 --> 01:27:10,440 Yikes. OK, OK, well, what do we think 1681 01:27:10,440 --> 01:27:14,120 happened to I wanted to call him Chauncey Henry. 1682 01:27:14,600 --> 01:27:18,440 He gives me Chauncey. Vibes, Henry. 1683 01:27:18,600 --> 01:27:21,440 Do you think he just like, is living in that house now? 1684 01:27:21,440 --> 01:27:23,960 Just like being? Yeah, he's a potato. 1685 01:27:24,280 --> 01:27:27,880 He is just like running. Around the house singing all 1686 01:27:27,880 --> 01:27:29,720 day. And just like, living his best 1687 01:27:29,720 --> 01:27:32,400 life now, you know? Yeah, he's vibing. 1688 01:27:32,640 --> 01:27:36,800 Do you think that, Paula? Like told people that there's a 1689 01:27:36,800 --> 01:27:38,080 bunch of dead bodies in that house. 1690 01:27:38,160 --> 01:27:40,320 Oh hell yeah. Well she is the worst, so 1691 01:27:40,320 --> 01:27:41,560 probably. Not, I was going to say, knowing 1692 01:27:41,560 --> 01:27:43,160 her, she's probably just like my hands are. 1693 01:27:43,160 --> 01:27:44,520 Clean. I'm done with this. 1694 01:27:44,880 --> 01:27:46,800 Maria was went somewhere. I don't know where she is. 1695 01:27:46,800 --> 01:27:48,320 She. Just never came back. 1696 01:27:48,760 --> 01:27:50,720 Yeah. And Natalie. 1697 01:27:50,720 --> 01:27:52,080 Poor Natalie. What I was? 1698 01:27:52,080 --> 01:27:56,320 Hoping the twist was going to be is that she, her and Natalie 1699 01:27:56,320 --> 01:27:59,440 ended up falling in love. That would have been fun, Paul, 1700 01:27:59,440 --> 01:28:03,400 Paula and Natalie, because then it would have been like, and 1701 01:28:03,400 --> 01:28:07,320 then, like, the final scene could have been her Papa, like, 1702 01:28:07,320 --> 01:28:12,400 finally accepting that she and she's in love. 1703 01:28:12,400 --> 01:28:13,760 Yeah. I've got a bunch of gays. 1704 01:28:14,120 --> 01:28:16,560 Yeah. I'm gonna rewrite this movie, 1705 01:28:16,560 --> 01:28:18,640 you guys. Yeah, That ending sounds a lot 1706 01:28:18,640 --> 01:28:20,720 better. Brandon, since you're the only 1707 01:28:20,720 --> 01:28:23,360 one who actually. Watched this movie with his own 1708 01:28:23,360 --> 01:28:24,760 eyes. What do you think? 1709 01:28:24,760 --> 01:28:27,880 Do you think it was a skip and not good, not worth anyone's 1710 01:28:27,880 --> 01:28:30,560 time or it's a scream and it's worth the stream and everyone 1711 01:28:30,560 --> 01:28:35,320 should go log into Tubi right now and pay $0.00 to watch it. 1712 01:28:36,120 --> 01:28:37,560 I think it's, I think it's a scream. 1713 01:28:38,080 --> 01:28:40,680 I think it's a screen, so I gave it a three on letterbox, I 1714 01:28:40,680 --> 01:28:42,440 think. So I thought it was a pretty 1715 01:28:42,440 --> 01:28:44,840 decent movie. I mean, it's it's crazy. 1716 01:28:44,960 --> 01:28:47,840 It's the magma. Didn't scare you too much it. 1717 01:28:48,040 --> 01:28:50,640 It it scared me a lot but not. Not too much. 1718 01:28:50,640 --> 01:28:58,120 Yeah, yeah, it's it's original, but also you can still like see 1719 01:28:58,120 --> 01:29:01,560 the influence from other movies like Barbie and heavily, 1720 01:29:01,640 --> 01:29:04,320 heavily, heavily. I was going to say as you were 1721 01:29:04,320 --> 01:29:09,120 retelling, it sounded. Very It sounded fun in a way 1722 01:29:09,120 --> 01:29:12,120 that obviously not like a horror comedy. 1723 01:29:12,120 --> 01:29:13,800 But I like when horror. Movies also don't take 1724 01:29:13,800 --> 01:29:16,600 themselves so seriously where they have to address like every 1725 01:29:16,600 --> 01:29:19,640 single plot hole, quote UN quote. 1726 01:29:19,640 --> 01:29:23,040 Like clearly if she's just like taking people and not turning 1727 01:29:23,040 --> 01:29:25,320 off their phone because that's how Maria Tractor, like all 1728 01:29:25,320 --> 01:29:26,920 these people would have been found because they just like 1729 01:29:26,920 --> 01:29:28,840 would have tracked their last location or whatever. 1730 01:29:30,200 --> 01:29:32,440 But it seems like they're just like, I don't give a fuck. 1731 01:29:32,440 --> 01:29:34,920 We're not addressing that and we're just going to have fun and 1732 01:29:34,920 --> 01:29:37,680 show you yogurt and sweet potatoes and. 1733 01:29:40,360 --> 01:29:42,520 I'll never not bring it up. Yeah, it was a. 1734 01:29:42,520 --> 01:29:45,280 Fun fun late night movie. You know, just get a get some 1735 01:29:45,280 --> 01:29:48,120 popcorn or whatever and then and just sit back and turn your 1736 01:29:48,120 --> 01:29:51,280 brain off for a little bit and get some yogurt and some sweet 1737 01:29:51,280 --> 01:29:54,560 potatoes. And buckle in for a good night 1738 01:29:54,640 --> 01:29:58,240 of watching this movie. Did you see the twist coming? 1739 01:29:58,240 --> 01:30:00,960 With the brother, I did not. No, that was. 1740 01:30:00,960 --> 01:30:03,520 That was surprising. For me, yeah, I thought he was 1741 01:30:03,520 --> 01:30:06,880 just a captive and being forced to do their bidding. 1742 01:30:08,240 --> 01:30:11,040 But yeah, when you why do you think, do you think that there's 1743 01:30:11,040 --> 01:30:15,520 some? Like reason why her children are 1744 01:30:15,520 --> 01:30:19,280 like I hate to say the word deformed but like her children 1745 01:30:19,280 --> 01:30:22,000 have these problems with like you said he looks like Quasimodo 1746 01:30:22,000 --> 01:30:25,160 and has some issues there with some type of facial feature 1747 01:30:25,160 --> 01:30:27,920 stuff and then the other son was born without feet. 1748 01:30:27,920 --> 01:30:31,120 Does she like have some issue her and her husband conceiving? 1749 01:30:31,960 --> 01:30:34,000 I I was thinking that maybe her husband. 1750 01:30:34,000 --> 01:30:37,640 Was related to her somehow. So that's like the incest aspect 1751 01:30:37,640 --> 01:30:40,120 with yeah, with Henry. That's why she was cool with it 1752 01:30:40,120 --> 01:30:41,920 because she was she was used to it. 1753 01:30:42,600 --> 01:30:43,840 But her husband, that makes sense. 1754 01:30:44,160 --> 01:30:45,560 That makes sense. I think it. 1755 01:30:45,560 --> 01:30:47,680 Was a scream. I very much enjoyed your 1756 01:30:47,680 --> 01:30:52,800 retelling. I like a good like, what's a 1757 01:30:52,800 --> 01:30:55,680 reverse home invasion where you like going to someone's home and 1758 01:30:55,680 --> 01:30:59,320 then you have to escape it home? That's excavation. 1759 01:31:00,240 --> 01:31:03,960 That is not a. Thing, but yes, extraction, 1760 01:31:04,600 --> 01:31:06,200 yeah, I, I. Like a good like. 1761 01:31:06,360 --> 01:31:09,320 Escape, Escape movie. So it sounds fun. 1762 01:31:09,320 --> 01:31:12,720 Yeah, it sounds like a good glass of wine popcorn type of 1763 01:31:12,720 --> 01:31:15,960 vibe for sure. And I like I like a movie that 1764 01:31:15,960 --> 01:31:17,520 also doesn't have any big actors. 1765 01:31:17,680 --> 01:31:21,360 I love a movie that's like mostly just no namers and 1766 01:31:22,200 --> 01:31:25,160 focusing on like. The story and the yeah, you're 1767 01:31:25,280 --> 01:31:27,200 there's no one is outshine in terms. 1768 01:31:27,200 --> 01:31:29,640 Of star quality or anything like that. 1769 01:31:29,640 --> 01:31:33,680 Like everyone is kind of holding their own and you just get to 1770 01:31:33,680 --> 01:31:36,800 see people work on their craft and do the damn thing. 1771 01:31:36,800 --> 01:31:39,160 And that sounds fun. Yeah, cast. 1772 01:31:39,160 --> 01:31:41,280 What about you? I will OK. 1773 01:31:41,280 --> 01:31:45,680 Here I have one question. Would you say that like the 1774 01:31:45,680 --> 01:31:50,640 effects of like the gore and stuff was like more practical or 1775 01:31:50,640 --> 01:31:54,520 like was it CGI ish or like what was that like practical? 1776 01:31:55,000 --> 01:31:56,800 Yeah, it was pretty much all. Practical. 1777 01:31:56,800 --> 01:32:01,680 I don't recall seeing any CGI actually see a practical effects 1778 01:32:01,680 --> 01:32:05,720 is always my always my favorite. So like the like the commitment 1779 01:32:05,840 --> 01:32:11,400 to like snapping a mousetrap on a Dick, like to practically 1780 01:32:11,400 --> 01:32:14,800 create that and to want to show that I thought was pretty cool. 1781 01:32:15,200 --> 01:32:19,400 It would be fun to be the props. Supervisor on that on this 1782 01:32:19,400 --> 01:32:21,000 movie, like, oh, what'd you have to do with it? 1783 01:32:21,000 --> 01:32:26,320 I had to make a big tub, fake semen and a mangled up Dick. 1784 01:32:27,120 --> 01:32:30,120 Yeah, what if it was like? All these famous, like intimacy 1785 01:32:30,120 --> 01:32:32,440 coordinators, you know how that's like obviously a big gig 1786 01:32:32,440 --> 01:32:34,720 in the industry now because we have all these, you know, 1787 01:32:34,840 --> 01:32:37,160 Bridgerton and all these other shows there. 1788 01:32:37,160 --> 01:32:38,200 That's like a huge part of the story. 1789 01:32:38,200 --> 01:32:41,080 What if, like, the intimacy coordinator got called up one 1790 01:32:41,080 --> 01:32:43,920 day and was like, hey, we have a job for you And they just have 1791 01:32:43,920 --> 01:32:47,600 to come and like, watch over someone's pretend Dick over 1792 01:32:47,600 --> 01:32:50,320 their real Dick getting slapped with a mousetrap. 1793 01:32:51,920 --> 01:32:54,080 You know we're known. It's probably a nice change of. 1794 01:32:54,080 --> 01:32:55,880 Pace well, how does that affect? Your decision then. 1795 01:32:56,720 --> 01:32:58,320 Well, if he was, if he said it was a. 1796 01:32:58,320 --> 01:33:04,000 Bunch of CGI would say probably a skip, but if it was practical, 1797 01:33:04,040 --> 01:33:07,640 I'm a sucker for good practical effects and it did seem like 1798 01:33:07,640 --> 01:33:09,200 interesting when you were telling it. 1799 01:33:09,200 --> 01:33:11,760 I wanted to see like the full picture. 1800 01:33:11,760 --> 01:33:15,120 And I probably just want to like bitch at Paola for being the 1801 01:33:15,120 --> 01:33:16,360 worst. And I think that that would be 1802 01:33:16,360 --> 01:33:20,320 fun to do. So I would say it's a scream for 1803 01:33:20,320 --> 01:33:23,840 me as well. I don't think it's like the 1804 01:33:23,840 --> 01:33:26,200 highest level of scream. Like if we're thinking of 1805 01:33:26,200 --> 01:33:29,200 spectrum, right and there's a divider in the middle and 1806 01:33:29,200 --> 01:33:33,240 there's scream over here and skip over here, it's like just a 1807 01:33:33,240 --> 01:33:35,400 little bit in. That's generally how a spectrum. 1808 01:33:35,400 --> 01:33:36,000 Works. Yeah. 1809 01:33:36,160 --> 01:33:38,480 Yeah, Well, I'm painting a picture for our listeners. 1810 01:33:38,480 --> 01:33:40,800 OK, OK, great. And it would be. 1811 01:33:40,800 --> 01:33:44,760 Like, just a little. Bit like 1/3 into the spectrum 1812 01:33:44,760 --> 01:33:46,880 of scream. Mm, hmm. 1813 01:33:47,600 --> 01:33:48,520 Mm hmm. That's fair. 1814 01:33:48,520 --> 01:33:51,560 I I. Feel like I will say the. 1815 01:33:51,560 --> 01:33:55,160 Only thing that I was like this. Wasn't probably necessary was 1816 01:33:55,160 --> 01:33:59,160 the Natalie like jerking it in the bathroom not really sure how 1817 01:33:59,160 --> 01:34:02,480 that added to the story in any way shape or form, but maybe 1818 01:34:02,480 --> 01:34:04,520 I'll have to watch it with my own two eyes to make that 1819 01:34:04,520 --> 01:34:07,400 determination maybe it was just to kind of like prove the point 1820 01:34:07,400 --> 01:34:08,400 that she's. Wild. 1821 01:34:08,400 --> 01:34:10,960 So it like justifies the fact that she wanted to stay there 1822 01:34:10,960 --> 01:34:14,040 longer because she's just like a weirdo, a freak. 1823 01:34:14,280 --> 01:34:16,960 She's a little freak freaking the sheets. 1824 01:34:17,080 --> 01:34:18,880 She's something. For sure, for sure. 1825 01:34:19,320 --> 01:34:23,240 Well, 3. I would say big screams, but 1826 01:34:23,240 --> 01:34:26,720 Cassie's was not that big. So 3 screams here. 1827 01:34:28,240 --> 01:34:31,200 Brandon, thanks so much for hanging out with us and for 1828 01:34:31,200 --> 01:34:34,880 enduring so much Dick. Tock, that was insane. 1829 01:34:34,880 --> 01:34:36,920 I'm very Dick. Heavy episode, yeah. 1830 01:34:37,240 --> 01:34:39,040 Very Dick heavy. Maybe we'll have to cut some 1831 01:34:39,240 --> 01:34:43,600 Dick. This out but well that. 1832 01:34:43,600 --> 01:34:47,480 Was super fun. And I kind of want to watch it. 1833 01:34:47,480 --> 01:34:49,560 Maybe when I, maybe when we log off, I'll go watch it. 1834 01:34:49,800 --> 01:34:50,600 Literally. Yeah. 1835 01:34:50,600 --> 01:34:54,360 And everybody. It's on Tubi, so if you are 1836 01:34:54,360 --> 01:34:56,440 trying to save up for something. And you don't want to spend. 1837 01:34:56,440 --> 01:35:01,880 Money on a subscription You can check this movie out for free 1838 01:35:02,680 --> 01:35:05,360 Free free free free free free 90. 9. 1839 01:35:06,320 --> 01:35:09,080 Yeah, appreciate y'all having me on. 1840 01:35:09,200 --> 01:35:11,960 That was cool. Yeah, tell all the listeners. 1841 01:35:11,960 --> 01:35:14,480 Where they can find terrific, if you know it, off the Dome. 1842 01:35:14,480 --> 01:35:16,880 Yeah, so terrific. You can. 1843 01:35:16,880 --> 01:35:22,560 Find it on Spotify, Apple, YouTube, and any other platform. 1844 01:35:22,640 --> 01:35:26,400 Pocket Cast, Prime music, whatever, all that stuff. 1845 01:35:27,840 --> 01:35:30,360 New episodes drop every other Tuesday. 1846 01:35:30,640 --> 01:35:34,920 Currently in season 4, going through film adaptations from 1847 01:35:34,920 --> 01:35:37,720 Stephen King's works. So this will be the second 1848 01:35:37,720 --> 01:35:39,280 episode. The first one was about 1849 01:35:39,280 --> 01:35:43,840 Dreamcatcher breaking that down and all those ass weasels. 1850 01:35:43,840 --> 01:35:46,680 So yeah, a lot of lot of fun there. 1851 01:35:46,680 --> 01:35:50,240 And then this next one can't tell you what it is, but if you 1852 01:35:50,240 --> 01:35:55,040 follow Terrific on IGI, post little hints and stuff on my 1853 01:35:55,040 --> 01:35:57,960 stories and give people clues and if you guess it correctly, 1854 01:35:58,360 --> 01:36:00,480 then you get a shout out in the episode. 1855 01:36:00,480 --> 01:36:05,080 So oh, that's so much fun. I tried to guess and I realized 1856 01:36:05,080 --> 01:36:07,400 it wasn't even. Hey, at least mine was a horror 1857 01:36:07,400 --> 01:36:11,440 movie, so suck it Maggie. Well, I don't know, I was just 1858 01:36:11,440 --> 01:36:13,320 trying to go off of. Movies that I knew that were 1859 01:36:13,320 --> 01:36:15,280 actually Stephen King. At least I didn't fucking throw 1860 01:36:15,280 --> 01:36:16,800 an Eli Roth movie out there, you know? 1861 01:36:17,360 --> 01:36:21,600 Well, dumb. You know, I didn't think and I 1862 01:36:21,600 --> 01:36:24,560 figured that like a hint wouldn't be part of the words of 1863 01:36:24,560 --> 01:36:27,720 the movie, but I thought that too. 1864 01:36:27,720 --> 01:36:29,480 But a lot of a lot of green miles came. 1865 01:36:29,480 --> 01:36:32,080 Through, you know, it's one of those things. 1866 01:36:32,080 --> 01:36:34,480 So, Maggie. Controls our Instagram, but 1867 01:36:34,480 --> 01:36:36,000 sometimes I just go on there to be. 1868 01:36:36,000 --> 01:36:38,320 I did, but then Kathy gets out there and. 1869 01:36:38,320 --> 01:36:41,200 Free balls are there and so sometimes. 1870 01:36:41,200 --> 01:36:44,400 You'll get a random. Message from me because I'm 1871 01:36:44,400 --> 01:36:48,000 undercover, I'm catfishing you as Maggie. 1872 01:36:48,040 --> 01:36:51,720 So 99% of the time anybody who interacts with our Instagram, 1873 01:36:51,720 --> 01:36:55,400 you will get Maggie and that lucky 1 percenters. 1874 01:36:55,720 --> 01:36:58,440 You get me the not so lucky 1 percenters. 1875 01:37:00,120 --> 01:37:01,560 Thanks so much for. Hanging out. 1876 01:37:01,560 --> 01:37:05,280 And I will of course be listening to every single 1877 01:37:05,280 --> 01:37:10,720 episode and just thank you for putting out the fun content and 1878 01:37:10,720 --> 01:37:12,480 we'll keep listening and having fun. 1879 01:37:13,000 --> 01:37:16,000 Grand old time likewise likewise. 1880 01:37:16,920 --> 01:37:20,560 So everyone. Grab your sweet potatoes. 1881 01:37:20,560 --> 01:37:22,200 No, don't grab your sweet potato. 1882 01:37:23,520 --> 01:37:26,400 Hands off your sweet potatoes or. 1883 01:37:26,400 --> 01:37:29,720 Yams, you know where we don't discriminate here based on what 1884 01:37:29,720 --> 01:37:32,680 you call it. And have a little feast and 1885 01:37:32,680 --> 01:37:35,520 listen to U.S. chat about this movie while you do. 1886 01:37:36,360 --> 01:37:39,000 And until next time, we'll see you later. 1887 01:37:39,040 --> 01:37:44,200 Bye, bye, bye. Thank you for listening to 1888 01:37:44,200 --> 01:37:46,040 another episode of Skip. Or scream. 1889 01:37:46,520 --> 01:37:49,360 If you enjoyed today's episode, make sure to follow the show so 1890 01:37:49,360 --> 01:37:50,800 you don't miss what's coming next. 1891 01:37:51,120 --> 01:37:54,720 And if you've got a second, drop us a rating or review on Spotify 1892 01:37:54,720 --> 01:37:57,920 and Apple Podcasts. 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