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Hello and welcome 
My name is Andy Gott, and each 

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episode I chat to a fascinating 
queer person about some of the 

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music that has soundtracked 
their journey. 

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I've always had a bit of a 
personal fascination for those 

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lives lived at the sidelines of 
show business. 

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To understand what hides behind 
the curtain and confidently see 

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through Hollywood's facade while
still embracing the lights. 

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And understanding that role of 
showbiz magic is, I think, 

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absolutely part of the queer 
experience. 

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Not only because very many queer
people have filled those 

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supporting roles in showbiz over
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something for what it seems to 
be and what it really is, I 

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think is one of our superpowers 
as queer people. 

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I first encountered Bruce 
Filanch as a guest judge in the 

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early seasons of RuPaul's Drug 
Race and was intrigued. 

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A man possessed of a witch 
sharpened by decades in the 

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industry, yet fundamentally a 
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If you're not familiar with his 
contributions to pop culture, 

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Bruce is a seasoned Hollywood 
writer with a resume ranging 

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from 25 years scripting the 
Academy Awards through to the 

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infamous Star Wars Hollywood 
Special, and truly everything in

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between. 
His pen jokes for Diana Ross, 

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Barbra Streisand, Lily Tomlin, 
Rosie O'Donnell, Whoopi 

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Goldberg, even Robin Williams, 
and then there's Bette Midler. 

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Bruce met Bette in Chicago in 
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taken by review that he'd 
written of a show. 

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And from the bath houses of New 
York to the writing room for 

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Hocus Pocus 3. 
More on that later. 

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The pair have maintained a 
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relationship, going strong to 
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Last year, Bruce pulled together
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experiences in the memoir. 
It seemed like a bad idea at the

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time. 
I thoroughly enjoyed the 

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audiobook version narrated by 
Bruce and you you can find your 

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preferred medium wherever you 
get your books. 

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Tracks of Our Queers is an 
entirely independent production 

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that I happily cobbled together 
in my spare time, and every 

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penny that you can spare will go
directly to supporting the costs

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of this little gay hobby. 
You can buy me a coffee the link

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in the episode Jonas, if you so 
wish. 

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And thank you very much in 
advance over to Bruce. 

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Bruce Villanche, welcome to 
Trucks of Our Queers. 

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Thank you. 
Good day. 

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Good. 
Day. 

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Throw that in early, get my crib
before I get into the deeper 

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Australian slang. 
You know, quiet over the years. 

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Before we get to your 
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tell me where you grew up. 
Paris, New Jersey, which is 12 

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miles across the George 
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Manhattan, NY, where I was born 
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taken to Jersey, the first of 
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New York to New Jersey. 
But I grew up there and it was 

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fine and I was there until I 
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I grew up. 
Now that I'm many decades away 

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from it, I realised it was 
pretty good. 

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I was always interested in 
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was the Mecca. 
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get to New York, and I wound up 
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working in New York, staying 
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thing or another, and then 
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So the statute of limitations on
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quarry. 
Forgive me, Jersey, you can't 

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get me now. 
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Jersey, what was the musical 
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What were your parents playing 
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My parents were not playing 
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had very little grounding in 
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I had to gain that as an adult. 
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at getting me interested, they 
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My father loved musicals. 
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Broadway. 
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showgirl. 
Monkeys. 

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She wanted to be a showgirl, but
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She worked out that muscle by 
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So I guess that she passed that 
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us at this point. 
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Broadway, a lot of pop stuff. 
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enough that I was around when 
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Rock'n'roll in the house. 
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What is that? 
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rock'n'roll was R&B and country 
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So they neither one of those on 
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mentioned rock'n'roll. 
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artist, or is there a track that
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particular? 
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I mean, yeah, I like all the 
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the early ones, you know, Elvis 
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the Temps and the Tops and 
Marvin Gaye, all So Bruce, I'm 

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just going to come clean with 
you. 

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I have been bingeing you lately.
I've been on a Bruce binge so I 

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just listened to your audio 
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It seemed like a bad idea at the
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I finished that 2 days ago and 
I've been deep in the YouTube 

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annals of Bruce. 
Annals and. 

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Well can actually can I just 
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Australia? 
Your late 90s documentary Get 

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Bruce is not to be found 
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seen it. 
We can't find it anywhere, so if

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we can talk to the powers that 
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like to make that request. 
Drops on and off of Netflix. 

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I don't know why. 
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When the book dropped last year,
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And the paperback is dropping 
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get a little action on it, you 
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It may come back up, but one of 
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just being absorbed in the way 
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culture and art is that yes, so 
much of your career has been 

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spent creating it. 
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questions, but fundamentally, 
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Like, would that be a fair 
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I just got this sense that from 
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of music, of the likes of, you 
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listening to a podcast like 
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You are a super fan. 
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Sure. 
I just love that you've had this

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trajectory of discovering music 
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of these artists, and then you 
carve out this career where you 

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you create art with them and you
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I think it's really fascinating 
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that behind the scenes for all 
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actually many fans at work 
making stars. 

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Stars. 
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If you don't like the music, why
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But I, I have worked with tonnes
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So you have to understand the 
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write for them is connected to 
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And so throughout the very 
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and musicians, although I am not
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eccentric singer and dancer, but
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on tour. 
Hey, baby, look at me. 

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In which you have to be enough 
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what Harvey Fierstein did. 
You got a hairy hobby, you know.

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Harvey is in the room with us. 

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Harvey's joined the Zoom. 
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that you've really admired 
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You've mentioned a few times 
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Noël Coward. 
He was not in your musical 

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selections. 
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discuss icons from times past, 
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But I do think Noel could be our
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He could actually met him 
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I was very young and he was 
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But I met him towards the end 
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with, Joe Layton, who was a 
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a couple of Broadway things, 
Sail Away, The Girl Who Came to 

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Supper, and he did a musical of 
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believe this, it was called 
Scarlett. 

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And then it went to London and I
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Will Coward came to the opening 
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after that. 
It was really not long before he

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passed. 
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wrote parody lyrics, which not 
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funny lyrics. 
You know, Don't put your 

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daughter on the stage. 
Don't put your daughter on the 

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stage, Missus Worthington. 
Don't put your daughter on the 

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stage. 
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All the stuff from his musicals.
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basically. 
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was one of those guys. 
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I think everybody knew that he 
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of. 
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be gay was to be considered 
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You were the character who 
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by thugs and everybody had a 
confirmed bachelor in their 

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family who they knew was the 
Gunkal, but they just never. 

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And he lived his life openly 
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it, was still illegal in 
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living his life. 
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he was just brilliant. 
Did you know that he was gay 

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before you discovered his 
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Or was it evident in his writing
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I probably didn't know it when I
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sophisticated and as a 
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epicine. 
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you know, what gay was. 
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figuring it out. 
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I was a child actor in theatre. 
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people. 
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long to figure out what I liked.
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although I did have girlfriends.
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afraid I would get married. 
I'd run off a low with Myra 

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Greenberg. 
She married my best friend. 

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So where do you go? 
If there is a Noël Coward play 

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that someone who knows nothing 
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start with. 
What would you recommend as the 

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gateway drug? 
Well, it's it's probably either 

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a private lives or a blind 
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Those are the two. 
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too. 
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be in the troika and they get 
performed more than anything 

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else. 
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And then on to the next 
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will, that I'd just like to 
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So do you remember when on 
Snatch Game, Little Edie blew up

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from Grey Gardens because Jinx 
Monsoon did Little Edie and 

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everyone suddenly discovered who
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Do you remember that kind of 
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Well, yeah, I mean, there had 
been, I guess there was a 

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generation that didn't know who 
she was, that they had missed 

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all the iterations of Grey 
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And so as they were discovering 
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then, you know, so be it. 
But it had been, it had been in 

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the zeitgeist forever. 
And she had a nightclub act when

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I had a nightclub act, played 
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Yeah. 
EDBO played Reno Sweeney, which 

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was a club in the Village, in 
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zeitgeist. 
I framed this anecdote terribly 

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because what I was going to say 
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was when I saw on Snatch Game, 
but years later, because I'd 

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seen the documentary and I found
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discovered Paul Lind for the 
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so that gave me empathy for 
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Little Eddie was. 
When I saw Paul Lind on Ripple's

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Drag Race, I just thought he was
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people that I'd ever seen. 
And I kind of went on a bit of a

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deep dive and absorbed 
everything I could on Wikipedia 

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and YouTube, of course. 
But then listening to your audio

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book where you talk about this 
so-called infamous Halloween 

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special in detail, to me it just
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thing ever. 
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book is that it's a bad idea. 
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most glorious idea. 
It's so brilliant. 

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Well, you have the you have the 
right sensibility. 

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lives Halloween. 
They're the whole cult of people

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who watch it every year. 
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who have their kids watch it 
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like Cocus Pocus, that is a 
Halloween item where nobody gets

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disembowelled. 
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But, and I'm frequently caught 
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years after he was dead, we'd be
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over in Liberace's grave because
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was a star. 
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mind, he was not the kind of 
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He wants to be a movie star. 
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It happened for his friends who 
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Brooks and Woody Allen, who 
wrote their own material. 

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his character because his 
character never lived in a 

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negative universe. 
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the way. 
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breakout show Bye Bye Birdie, 
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playing the harassed father in 
Ohio. 

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And he keeps saying that nobody 
respects him. 

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And he says who wants respect 
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nothing was ever good enough. 
It wasn't. 

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He really wanted more, but what 
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He's a fascinating character to 
me, you know? 

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Billy Acton is developing a 
movie about Paul. 

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No way. 
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Fascinating. 
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but it's not a pretty story. 
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digging in on a character who a 
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was fun and crazy and 
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aware of the heaviness of the 
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it's very difficult. 
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to navigate unless they have a 
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who was as famous for being in 
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funny. 
You have to find that, and 

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Paul's not that guy. 
So we'll see what happens. 

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That sentence you said the the 
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universe just articulates it so 
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And I understand how this story 
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story to tell, but I think it's 
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we understand. 
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the mid 20th century. 
And, you know, there's all sorts

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of complexities that go into 
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was more dominant in him than 
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tragedy and that kind of 
resentment of not being the main

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character, not being the hero 
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forms over. 
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side character with the barbs 
and the snipes and the sassy 

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wits. 
But then it locks you into that 

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box and then people don't want 
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Like the way you explained it 
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makes total sense, I guess. 
What's your take on him? 

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I don't know how close you got 
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you were working with him, but 
what was he like up close in 

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person? 
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hysterically funny. 
On 2 drinks he was the Nazi high

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command and you didn't want to 
go near him. 

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He's always sort of faintly 
unhappy of that stuff, so he was

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kind of difficult to be around 
for a while. 

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charming and funny and all of 
that. 

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But there was such a meanness 
that came out born of whatever 

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missed opportunities, whatever. 
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getting what he deserved. 
Billy Arkman says, well, he 

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wanted to do other roles, but he
was he was gay man. 

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And so they that was what kept 
that was not what kept him down.

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What kept him down was his whole
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His persona was negative, which 
was hilarious. 

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And people loved him for it. 
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Bewitched. 
So he was like the crazy gay 

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uncle. 
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Richard Simmons and Billy Dewolf
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There were a lot of comic actors
who nobody wanted to think I'll 

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of because and if they were 
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they would be thought I'll of 
because that's what the 

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prevailing mindset was at the 
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So he was fighting for the world
and now the world has changed 

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so. 
Very complex and interesting. 

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All right, I've got maybe one 
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jump into your own musical 
selections. 

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Now, I have heard you talk about
this at length on various 

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interviews and podcasts, and I 
love that. 

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You know, is it fair to say you 
even wrote this book because you

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were on so many podcasts in the 
pandemic that you're like, I've 

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just got to share these stories 
myself. 

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Oh. 
My God this is 1/2 assed memoir 

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I've got here. 
Here you are back on another 

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podcast, but I'm going to try 
and talk about fresh things 

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here. 
But the Star Wars Hollywood 

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special, I'm not going to ask 
you again about the specific 

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details that you spoke about, 
but I am absolutely fascinated 

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by the role that this little TV 
show from the 70s plays in pop 

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culture. 
From my point of view, it became

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a running gag, a complete 
anomaly in entertainment, and it

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was produced, as you say, 
because the stars just kind of 

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aligned to create this very 
weird and wonderful thing. 

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In your words. 
It was kind of ignored at the 

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time. 
It just went on air and then it 

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went away and then it was reborn
in infamy thanks to the 

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Internet. 
And then in time, present day 

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parts of that story you wrote 
that was laughter are now 

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accepted as Canon by perhaps the
most notorious fan base on the 

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planet. 
You can go on Disney Plus and 

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see very serious political 
dramas which reference this 

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crazy TV special from the 70s to
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of it. 
I just think that arc is 

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fascinating in how we judge 
creative work in the moment when

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we're exposed to it and how it 
evolves over a period of time. 

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And yes, there's very specific 
things that happened, like the 

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invention of the Internet and 
having access to this archive, 

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which we didn't have before, but
I just think that is 

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fascinating. 
Does anything of that resonate 

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with you? 
Do you have any thoughts on 

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that? 
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It was, it was a commercial 
venture that George got into 

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because he wanted to stir the 
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18 months old and he was about 
to start shooting The Empire 

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Strikes Back and he wanted to 
keep the flame burning until the

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empire was issued. 
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three networks in America, a big
variety special. 

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We keep the pot simmering. 
But he immediately, once he 

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realised what he had done, he 
distanced himself from it 

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because he had sold CBS. 
An impossible situation. 

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First of all, a musical special 
starring the Wookies who could 

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not sing or dance or cross the 
room without tripping on 

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something. 
And that was #1 and #2 well, 

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then it came and it went. 
It got a respectable rating. 

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And some people thought it was 
fun. 

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Some people thought it was 
appalling, and nobody thought 

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that much. 
And then it's, it sat 

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undiscovered for years. 
And as you say, the Internet 

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came in. 
But what also happened when the 

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Internet came in? 
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in, there were three Star Wars 
movies out and there was a 

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religion. 
It was the Scientology of the 

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nerds. 
And when they discovered this 

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thing on YouTube, they said, how
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They've ruined. 
How did George, you know, step 

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on his cock like this? 
And George got, you know, scared

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because he had actual death 
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some of these people are. 
So he tried, he disowned that. 

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He tried to buy it up. 
Well of course the ship had 

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sailed as every time these were 
released Star Wars Holiday 

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Special bubbled up and he 
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So when he sold his company to 
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was take the one thing that the 
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special, which was Boba Fett. 
He tried to get Boba Fett sold 

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as a feature length animation 
and he couldn't get a buyer for 

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it. 
So he went to Canada and had a 

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10 minute segment shot that we 
put in the special and and Boba 

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Fett got his own series on 
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one of the things Disney, he 
launched, Disney Plus launched 

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with The Mandalorian. 
So he was in high cotton at 

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Disney Plus. 
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Fett on it and that's the one 
surviving thing. 

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He then took the title Star Wars
Holiday Special and made a deal 

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with Lego and they did a special
for Disney Plus. 

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The Star Wars Holiday stuff with
Lego with Daisy Ridley action 

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figure looked a lot like Rosie 
Obama. 

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It was very strange. 
And so the Star Wars the and 

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they were doing the same. 
The basic plot was we had to get

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Chewbacca home for Life Day, the
Holloman George invented and he 

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resuscitated it on the Lego 
show. 

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So now every year they go back 
for Life Day. 

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And of course, you know, 
there's, I told George, you 

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already have a holiday. 
The fans made May 4th a holiday 

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because may the fourth be with 
you. 

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I don't think Life Day will ever
be in shredded like Festivus. 

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What happened was it was totally
accidental. 

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I mean, it was not, you know, 
it's like The Big Bang Theory. 

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It was like this. 
This is what happened. 

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It was a unique experience. 
And I think that's why myself 

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and so many people love it, 
because it it just shouldn't 

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have happened, but it did. 
And it's so good that it did. 

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Let's jump into your music 
because I can't wait. 

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When I asked you to choose some 
selections, I asked for a track,

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an album and an artist. 
And what we're going to do is 

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actually start with the album, I
think, because it makes sense to

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talk about the track and the 
artist together. 

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So Bruce, I'd love to know what 
album did you pick to discuss 

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and why? 
The album is Lauren Nero and 

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LaBelle, which was done in the 
70s. 

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It's. 
Going to take a miracle? 

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Yes, it's going to take a. 
Miracle Lauren Nero, of course, 

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is one of the most influential 
writer personalities and 

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influenced a lot of people, 
including Bette Midler. 

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But she was an odd duck and a 
weird voice, and one of the 

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albums she did was with Gamble 
and Huff, who were R&B producers

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in Philadelphia, and they paired
her with this new group called 

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LaBelle. 
It had been Patti LaBelle and 

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the Bluebells and they'd had AI 
think a couple of R&B hits and 

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then I think the Bluebells went 
away and they brought in Sarah 

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Dash and Nona Hendrix, who were 
really hardcore, real, real R&B 

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singers. 
And this was before they had 

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Lady Marmalade many years 
before, which was their huge 

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breakout hit. 
And they were all living in 

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Philly and Laura went down to 
Philly and recorded this thing. 

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And basically it was 3 girls 
doing a lot of Doo wop, which 

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was something that only guys 
did. 

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And what Doo wop was like 3 guys
standing around a garbage can 

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that was on fire for warmth. 
And they were singing and they 

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were making up their own 
melodies. 

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And if you've ever seen Shannon,
they were a parody of a Doo wop 

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group. 
But I love there were a lot of 

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Doo wop records that were like 
why Do Fools Fall in Love? 

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Was a big hit. 
Because it had a solo with a guy

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who had a high voice and just 
people behind him would go. 

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And so they took a bunch of Doo 
wop songs, which were pretty 

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much disposable, and they turned
them into this magnificent, 

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very, very lightly orchestrated 
vocal performance. 

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One fabulous record, one 
fabulous song after another. 

451
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:07,440
It's absolutely spectacular. 
And what appeals to me always is

452
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:11,280
that they did what Bette Midler 
did after them, which were they 

453
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:14,400
found stuff that was considered 
trash and they turned it into 

454
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:17,080
art. 
And I think that that is a very 

455
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:22,640
queer thing because they were 
outliers and we are generally 

456
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:24,720
outliers. 
And as a result, we have managed

457
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:28,120
to invent camp and we have 
managed to invent kitsch and we 

458
00:25:28,120 --> 00:25:31,880
have managed to invent all of 
these things which focus on 

459
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:35,600
stuff that mainstream thinks is 
unworthy. 

460
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:38,800
And we have made them not just 
worthy, but beautiful. 

461
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:42,200
So whenever I listen to that, 
that's what kind of goes through

462
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:46,080
me is how they discovered this, 
how these two straight guys who 

463
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:50,080
produced it and the women, I 
think two of them, Laura was 

464
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:52,880
bisexual and I think Nona was 
gay. 

465
00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:55,600
How they created this is a 
wonderful thing. 

466
00:25:56,120 --> 00:25:58,560
I love that so. 
That's my album and Desert 

467
00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:01,400
Island, my Desert Island disc. 
Do you remember when you first 

468
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:02,760
heard this? 
Would you remember what was 

469
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:05,160
happening in your life when you 
first discovered Laura Nero? 

470
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:09,000
She had a bunch of other records
that I had heard first and then 

471
00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:11,080
this was like, I just was a fan 
of hers. 

472
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:13,880
And so this one came along, but 
this one was like nothing else 

473
00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:16,720
that she'd ever recorded. 
I don't think there are any of 

474
00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:20,480
her own compositions on it. 
That was one thing because her 

475
00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:25,240
her lyrics were so out there and
exotic and crazy and but she had

476
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:27,040
commercial hits for other 
people. 

477
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:30,400
You know one of her biggest 
commercial hits was Wedding 

478
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:43,200
Belle Blues. 
Which was, I don't think she was

479
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:46,080
looking to get married, but she 
cast herself in the role of a 

480
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:48,000
woman who was saying enough 
already. 

481
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:51,000
It's like Guys and Dolls, you 
know, 14 years we've been 

482
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,760
engaged. 
And when she sings Wedding Bell 

483
00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:58,080
Blues and has a real plaintive 
thing that the 5th dimension had

484
00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:02,840
the hit, Marilyn Mccoo sings. 
And it's just big and up and 

485
00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:09,200
showy and it's good. 
But am I ever gonna hear my? 

486
00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:17,360
Wedding bell. 
But when Laura sings it, it's 

487
00:27:17,360 --> 00:27:21,120
kind of like, come on already, 
Neil, I love you. 

488
00:27:21,120 --> 00:27:23,560
But Neil, enough already. 
Let's get married. 

489
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:28,160
Because, you know, this was 
right late 60s, early 70s, and 

490
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:32,040
it was like the last gasp of 
that, you know, then Tony 

491
00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:34,760
Mitchell sang My old man, we 
don't need a piece of paper from

492
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:37,920
the City Hall to indicate the 
new direction where this 

493
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:40,480
generation was gone. 
It's fascinating how of course, 

494
00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:43,680
as gay people we had to get 
married just to have our basic 

495
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:47,000
civil. 
Right, Yes, that is fascinating.

496
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,120
But the other fascinating thing 
there that you touch on is that 

497
00:27:49,120 --> 00:27:52,360
sense of and yes, it's not 
always this clear cut or simple,

498
00:27:52,360 --> 00:27:57,120
but generally speaking, you 
know, the mainstream lives in 

499
00:27:57,120 --> 00:28:00,160
the major key and queerness 
lives in the minor key. 

500
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:03,080
And even I apply that to even 
just what you said about that 

501
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:05,920
wedding bell Blues when it's 
sung by another performer, it's 

502
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:10,000
this really uplifting, fun song.
And then like, you know, that 

503
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,960
the singer of it has this kind 
of more plaintiff like a 

504
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:16,600
melancholy to it. 
Melancholy is a very queer 

505
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:19,200
emotion, I find. 
But I do love what you said 

506
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:23,760
about, you know, taking these 
songs that had been somewhat 

507
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:26,680
disposable for others. 
And, you know, I do have to call

508
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:29,120
out that not all of these tracks
are what I would call 

509
00:28:29,120 --> 00:28:31,000
disposable. 
So you make me feel like a 

510
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,360
natural woman. 
It's going to take a miracle. 

511
00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:35,760
Jimmy Mack. 
So the originals of those songs 

512
00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:37,760
are masterpieces. 
But I totally. 

513
00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:41,760
I mean, it was a little boppy 
rock'n'roll song. 

514
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:52,760
Thinking of it as there's a 
desperation in her voice. 

515
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:55,160
She's thinking about it. 
When are you coming back? 

516
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:06,000
I, I can't laugh. 
I can't hold out very much 

517
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:10,400
longer that's not in the 
original. 100% and that's it. 

518
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:13,400
I'm trying to think of more of 
other examples I can think of 

519
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:17,240
because there's so many. 
But when the cover artist finds 

520
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:20,960
in the original this like 
throwaway ditty, they find 

521
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:24,560
hidden emotions and they unlock 
them and then that allows the 

522
00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:28,920
song to find a whole new 
audience who maybe discarded it 

523
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:30,880
before. 
I mean, like I mentioned, bet at

524
00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:33,880
this point, her first hit do you
want to dance? 

525
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:37,600
Which was is that do you do you 
want? 

526
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:40,640
And she turned it into a, you 
know, dancing is not what she 

527
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:42,120
was looking for from this 
person. 

528
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:45,280
You want to dance meant 
something else entirely. 

529
00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:49,600
And it was about longing and, 
and it was erotic. 

530
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:51,640
And it was. 
And I think people heard that 

531
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:53,640
and they heard this in her 
voice. 

532
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:56,880
What she was really saying was a
whole lot more than just, do you

533
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:58,200
want to do the jitterbug with 
me? 

534
00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:12,080
Oh baby. 
I think we have no choice. 

535
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:15,360
You've broken the dam, Bruce. 
The Bette Midler dam has been 

536
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:18,560
broken. 
Let's move on because my usual 

537
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:23,120
question here is, OK, so tell me
what artist you picked and why. 

538
00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:25,800
And people will mention this 
person that's really resonated 

539
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:27,160
with them or means a lot to 
them. 

540
00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:29,280
But I'm going to just try and 
take a moment of pause here 

541
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:33,040
because for 55 years, you've 
shared a relationship with this 

542
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:35,520
artist as a collaborator and a 
friend. 

543
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:40,120
And it's not just any old 
singer, but an an Old Testament 

544
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:43,160
queer icon, if you will. 
You know Bette Midler is in the 

545
00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:46,320
pantheon. 
Is it remotely possible to 

546
00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:49,240
articulate in this very short 
timeline we have on a podcast? 

547
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:53,960
What does Bette Midler mean to 
you as a queer person? 

548
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,680
Well, as a queer person, she 
means something. 

549
00:30:56,720 --> 00:31:00,000
I mean, I've been working with 
her 55 years, doing the comedy 

550
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:03,000
stuff with her, but I've gotten 
to know all of it as a queer 

551
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:04,760
person. 
She immediately had an 

552
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:08,160
attraction to a gay audience, 
partially because she had broken

553
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:11,360
out of the continental badge in 
New York and the word had spread

554
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:14,480
in the gay community. 
This with that singer, when they

555
00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:18,240
saw her on the first tour or on 
television, they recognised 

556
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:23,040
immediately she was an outlier 
like them that she was somebody 

557
00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:25,560
who would come out on stage and 
she would talk about she said 

558
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:28,320
we're going to do a medley and 
we search far and wide for the 

559
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:31,720
songs for this medley. 
And we came up with Tutu and 

560
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:34,840
that was kind of a metaphor for 
really wanted to look great 

561
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:38,680
tonight and this is how I look. 
She always was it was trash with

562
00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:40,320
flash. 
It was always stuff that didn't 

563
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:42,480
make any sense. 
And she was could not a 

564
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:44,960
conventional beauty. 
I mean, she owed a great deal of

565
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:49,040
Barbra Streisand, who was the 
1st of that sort of ilk who came

566
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:53,720
out because she had such an 
incredible talent that they, and

567
00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:56,800
she actually was a lot prettier 
than people remember when she 

568
00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:58,640
started out. 
She actually looked pretty good.

569
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:00,600
But that always looked kind of 
wild. 

570
00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:03,640
You know, she said, one critic 
said she looks like Pandora 

571
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:06,200
opened her box and this was the 
first thing that flew out. 

572
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:09,840
And Johnny Carson said to her on
his talk show, you dressed like 

573
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:13,640
a stolen car. 
And it was so, I mean, they saw 

574
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:15,480
that. 
And so the gay fan base 

575
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:18,240
immediately latched onto that. 
And on the 1st chore that we 

576
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:22,640
did, one of the biggest lines we
had was we'd play like Tulsa, OK

577
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:26,360
and say, I hope nobody in this 
audience needs a comb out 

578
00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:29,560
because every hairdresser in the
world is in this room tonight. 

579
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,880
I hope nobody in this town needs
a comb out. 

580
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:34,080
But everybody cares because it 
was that it was their 

581
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:36,240
hairdresser. 
I mean, it was all, it was very,

582
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:39,600
it was very gay. 
And so she's always had that 

583
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:43,040
appeal to people. 
It never lost that even when she

584
00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:47,520
became a big movie star, oddly 
enough, later on when she took a

585
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:51,640
10 year hiatus to become a movie
star and have a child. 

586
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:55,360
And then we came back in 93 with
a show called Experience the 

587
00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:56,240
Divine, Thank You. 
And now before. 

588
00:32:56,640 --> 00:33:04,680
We field your phone calls adds a
little bonus to our viewing 

589
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:07,000
audience. 
We're going to lift your 

590
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:12,280
spirits. 
Ready girl for the National. 

591
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:17,040
Anthem, A lot of that audience, 
which by the way, we played 

592
00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:19,040
hockey rinks. 
It was a huge audience. 

593
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:21,760
A lot of them were people who 
thought she was this nice 

594
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:24,640
suburban lady who sang You Were 
the Wind Beneath My Wings and 

595
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:27,160
from a distance. 
And they were kind of shocked 

596
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:30,920
when she came out and did Sophie
Tucker jokes and did Rock'n'roll

597
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:32,600
and all that kind of stuff. 
They got it. 

598
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:36,280
They went for it because she is 
one of the great performing 

599
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:38,520
personalities ever. 
I've never seen anything quite 

600
00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:42,240
like her. 
But she always maintained that 

601
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:45,160
attitude, that square attitude. 
I mean, one of my favourite 

602
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:50,000
moments is when the day that the
Supreme Court voted for marriage

603
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,600
equality, she was playing 
Madison Square Garden. 

604
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:59,800
And she came out and she said 
quite a day, isn't it? 

605
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:04,160
And the place exploded. 
So you knew they were there? 

606
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:10,000
And I do have to say, it's a big
deal. 

607
00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:22,780
It's a big day today. 
Exploded and then we went right 

608
00:34:22,780 --> 00:34:25,420
into Chapel of Love, which was 
on her first album 

609
00:34:41,429 --> 00:34:46,360
and even that was there was a 
thing about the way she sang the

610
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:49,719
song. 
It was this relentless optimism 

611
00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:53,280
in the face of, you know, what 
happens after the wedding, after

612
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:56,440
the wedding is the marriage not 
so wonderful sometimes. 

613
00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:59,520
And that was you could feel that
in her performance and we'll. 

614
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:15,920
Never 
Originally it was just, you 

615
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:18,600
know, girls singing about we're 
going to the Chapel, we're going

616
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:21,440
to get married. 
So that's the kind of 

617
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:22,840
interpretation I'm talking 
about. 

618
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:27,200
And that is the kind of thing 
that a queer audience gets 

619
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:31,720
immediately before, maybe before
other people. 100% And of course

620
00:35:31,720 --> 00:35:33,600
there's that connection to Laura
Niro as well. 

621
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:36,680
And bit of a side note, but just
this morning I was watching 

622
00:35:36,720 --> 00:35:42,040
Bette actually induct Laura Nero
into the Rock and Roll Hall of 

623
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:45,840
Fame, and she gets really 
emotional herself talking about 

624
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:48,680
her love for Laura Nero, what 
she meant to her. 

625
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:51,560
And yeah, that was really. 
Beautiful to watch as well. 

626
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:53,880
Yeah. 
Beth was born in Honolulu. 

627
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:58,560
When she came from Hawaii to New
York, it was her late 60s, and 

628
00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:02,880
Laura Nero was the thing. 
And so she saw Laura Nero from 

629
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:04,960
the last row in the balcony at 
the Fillmore. 

630
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:08,840
She was one of those fans and it
never left her. 

631
00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:12,200
And even when she met her, it 
was very funny because when you 

632
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:15,280
met Laura Nero, it was kind of 
like people meeting you now. 

633
00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:19,520
You, you were that other person 
then It's it's great. 

634
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:23,040
So, you know, the stories of the
bath houses are also very well 

635
00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:25,520
documented, so we don't need to 
spend too much time on them. 

636
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:28,240
But I will never forget learning
that information myself. 

637
00:36:28,240 --> 00:36:30,040
Like, you know, reading it 
online. 

638
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:32,480
I didn't think it was true at 
first. 

639
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:33,880
It just felt too good to be 
true. 

640
00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:37,160
This person who I knew was a gay
icon getting their star in 

641
00:36:37,720 --> 00:36:42,000
literal gay saunas accompanied 
by the likes of Barry Manilow. 

642
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:45,160
But the I just picturing you 
know, we've seen the videos and 

643
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:48,760
the photos of this room she's 
got in the palm of her hand men 

644
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:53,040
sitting around in towels, a 
steamy room pre HIV AIDS. 

645
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:57,640
This very like mythic time. 
But as you said, as her career 

646
00:36:57,640 --> 00:37:00,400
went on straight out of the bath
houses, she almost became this 

647
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:06,000
vector for mainstream audiences 
to have this glimpse into queer 

648
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,160
culture, whether they realised 
it or not. 

649
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:12,240
So she would, you know, she's a 
woman, but she's bringing queer 

650
00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:15,400
culture to the mainstage, like 
you said, even up to the hockey 

651
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:17,600
venues after she did her 
Hollywood stint. 

652
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:20,800
But I love how she's always been
this like way in to queer 

653
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:22,360
culture for mainstream 
audiences. 

654
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:24,520
And they they a lot of the time 
they probably had no. 

655
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:27,680
Idea it was even happening. 
And even see, I mean she just 

656
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:31,320
she identified with everybody 
who, who, who she would meet 

657
00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:34,880
afterwards, who, you know, felt 
they were on the outside looking

658
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:36,400
in of. 
Course, different generations 

659
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:38,080
have different entry points for 
bets. 

660
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:41,480
There's like the romantic 
mainstream 70s after the bath 

661
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:45,320
houses, the Broadway, Vegas, 
Hollywood eras and now the 

662
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:49,480
gardener of New York. 
But I am very proud that mine 

663
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:52,360
was hocus pocus. 
I mean, in that kind of relation

664
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:55,640
to the Star Wars Hollywood 
special, kind of somewhat 

665
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:59,000
disappointing at the time, but 
develops this infamy and 

666
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:02,720
actually not infamy with Hocus 
Pocus, but deep, enormous 

667
00:38:02,720 --> 00:38:06,400
popularity with the people who 
watched it when they were a kid,

668
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:09,840
who were now adults. 
And before I knew I was gay, 

669
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:12,400
before I knew I was different, 
or maybe just when I was 

670
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:15,120
starting to feel a little bit 
different and othered. 

671
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:18,560
I was obsessed with that video. 
I would watch that video over 

672
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:33,800
and over. 
And I didn't have the words for 

673
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:35,400
any of this. 
I didn't know what the emotions 

674
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:39,000
were, but I'm sure that I knew 
that that was a different 

675
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:41,960
leading lady to the other 
Hollywood films. 

676
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:47,200
She was giving this kind of 
like, queer icon sensibility. 

677
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:51,360
It's the flick of a wrist for 
Winifred Sanderson in that film 

678
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:54,360
where she's a drag queen. 
She's a drag queen in a Disney 

679
00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:58,120
kids film. 
Yeah, I mean, it was inspired by

680
00:38:58,160 --> 00:39:02,200
an English actor named Alistair 
SIM who did a bunch of comedies 

681
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:05,040
in the 50s at Ealing, black and 
white comedies. 

682
00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:07,880
And he was in drag frequently. 
Kind hearts from coronets, I 

683
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:10,480
think Lady killers. 
Those are his teeth. 

684
00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:13,320
The things she insisted on was 
that she had to have those 

685
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:17,640
Alistair SIM teeth because so 
much of what it does is you get 

686
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:20,400
away with so much for that. 
So it was based on a drag 

687
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:23,720
character. 
So there, you're not far off at 

688
00:39:23,720 --> 00:39:25,840
all. 
Drag characters are just women 

689
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:28,480
in quotes, that's all. 
They're women, but they're 

690
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:31,560
extended beyond. 
They're beyond just being human 

691
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:33,640
beings. 
They are archetypes. 

692
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:36,120
And there was actually, you 
know, bringing it back to the 

693
00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:38,800
music, a specific track that you
wanted to talk about the the 

694
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:42,280
track that you picked by BET. 
What song is it and why? 

695
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:53,400
I picked friend. 
I have have. 

696
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:58,080
Friends it wasn't the first song
I heard her sing that was 

697
00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:01,480
Shaboom, Shaboom. 
She was shaking her jugs and 

698
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:04,200
everything. 
She then she sang Friends, I 

699
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:07,000
think maybe is a closure. 
And then it became her opener. 

700
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:12,520
But it was it read immediately 
with gay people because. 

701
00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:16,080
You got to have friends because 
so many of them don't have 

702
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:18,760
family. 
They're back then especially, 

703
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:20,600
they were rejected by their 
families. 

704
00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:23,640
And so they created extended 
families of their friends. 

705
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:28,320
And then when AIDS hit years 
later and she sang, I had some 

706
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:30,520
friends, but they're gone. 
Something came and took them 

707
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:32,160
away. 
Well, something. 

708
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:40,960
Came and took them. 
Away it it doesn't get more 

709
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:43,320
resonant than that. 
That was literally what was 

710
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:46,520
happening at the time that we 
were thick on the ground with 

711
00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:51,760
people we were losing. 
So and that track takes me back 

712
00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:56,000
to when I first heard her and 
there's it's so it's so joyous. 

713
00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:59,160
It is the most joyous. 
It's the most joyous song. 

714
00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:02,680
And then in the middle of it, 
she gets caught up in it and it 

715
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:05,800
becomes kind of pathetic. 
It becomes like I had some 

716
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:08,000
friends with her gone. 
Someone gave it to them away and

717
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:12,720
which is exactly what happened 
when she recorded it. 

718
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:16,760
Of course, we had no idea of 
that, but it was just she. 

719
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:21,000
I think in the initial version 
there it was referring to family

720
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:25,200
that that went away because you,
you, you revealed who you were 

721
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:27,120
to them. 
But that was, I think, just a 

722
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:29,680
queer take on it. 
Everybody else had that. 

723
00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:32,520
Everybody else had that. 
It's an incredible track. 

724
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:43,720
When you shared this selection 
of e-mail, it kind of 

725
00:41:43,720 --> 00:41:46,080
transformed the way I was 
listening to the song and that, 

726
00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:47,840
yeah, that lyric. 
I had some friends, but they're 

727
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:49,000
gone. 
Something came and took them 

728
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:52,840
away. 10 years or whatever, 
predating HIV AIDS. 

729
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:57,200
But during during that epidemic 
through the 80s and 90s, do you 

730
00:41:57,200 --> 00:42:00,000
remember a shift in the way that
you heard that song? 

731
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,600
Was there a moment where you 
were like, wow, that that lyric 

732
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:05,920
impacts me differently? 
Now, well, we started doing AIDS

733
00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:10,240
benefits, and she was among the 
first, she and Joan Rivers and 

734
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:15,240
Nell Carter and Madonna were 
among the first to do AIDS 

735
00:42:15,240 --> 00:42:17,000
benefits. 
And of course, the audiences 

736
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:20,120
there got it immediately. 
And a whole other relevance for.

737
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:23,360
Yeah, I mean, she had, she had 
taken it out of the show. 

738
00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:26,280
And then it always, it came back
in the kind of thing that was, 

739
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:30,200
you know, you can't ignore it. 
And when you think about certain

740
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:33,000
special friends that that have 
come and gone and that you've 

741
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,760
lost, is there anyone who 
springs to mind from that 

742
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:38,720
period? 
Oh my God, I mean, I can't look 

743
00:42:38,720 --> 00:42:41,840
at that quilt anymore because 
there are so many people I know.

744
00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:46,040
But in in certainly in bets 
terms, there were so many people

745
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:48,360
who we started with us. 
My original writing 

746
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:52,440
collaborators, Bill Hennessy and
Jerry Blatt died of AIDS Joe 

747
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:55,520
Leighton, who I mentioned 
earlier and wound up staging all

748
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:59,280
of Betts big shows, Clams on the
half shell and the divine Miss 

749
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:02,400
Millennium. 
So they're you know, I got I got

750
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:04,480
a lot of them. 
Like if I start singling them 

751
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:08,320
out, you know, I'll just I'll 
I'll I'll be Jabba the Hutt with

752
00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:10,800
a reduced to a puzzle, hard 
words and Bette Midler. 

753
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:13,280
Oh my God. 
One more Star Wars reference for

754
00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:15,160
the road. 
When did you, Bruce? 

755
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:16,840
When did you most recently work 
with that? 

756
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:21,960
I didn't work with her, but she 
had her 80th birthday party and 

757
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:24,440
I, I, I was kind of a 
toastmaster. 

758
00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:28,560
But most recently, listen, we, 
we haven't done a big show in 10

759
00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:30,160
years. 
The last show was called Divine 

760
00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:35,160
Intervention and we did it in 
2014 because it's too much work.

761
00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:38,800
I mean, in that show we had to, 
we had to jettison the mermaid 

762
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:41,960
because she just couldn't wheel 
herself around and dance in the 

763
00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:43,960
tails. 
It's and saying it's too 

764
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:47,040
exhausting. 
So we had her, we had a little 

765
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:51,080
funeral for her in the show 
where she said she was swimming.

766
00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:54,280
She was swimming to England to 
play the Palladium and forgot to

767
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:57,480
put her contacts in and hit an 
iceberg and sank like a stone. 

768
00:43:58,120 --> 00:44:01,880
So, but you know, there's 
always, there is always 

769
00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:03,640
something. 
I mean things now are like like 

770
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:07,040
1 offs like appearances 
honouring somebody or, or 

771
00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:09,640
something like that. 
And of course we, we do work on,

772
00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:13,680
on Winifred Anderson, which is 
Hocus Pocus 3 is now in the 

773
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:16,640
works. 
We do a dialogue pass on it 

774
00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:20,200
because we came up with the 
dialogue and Hocus Pocus because

775
00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:23,200
Hocus Pocus was a very funny 
script written by two guys. 

776
00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:27,080
And when that applied what what 
she wanted to do with it and she

777
00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:32,840
was at Disney, we had to kind of
do that dialogue because it was 

778
00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:35,480
she speaks her own so in her 
16th century language. 

779
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:39,840
And that that the sequel came 
about 30 years later because 

780
00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:43,280
people like you had grown up 
watching it on video 

781
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:46,320
incessantly. 
And the people at Disney said, 

782
00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:48,760
well, we don't know. 
It was, you know, it didn't work

783
00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:51,320
30 years ago. 
That's because they released it 

784
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:55,120
in July, which is like, you 
know, not exactly high 

785
00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:59,800
Halloween. 
So we put a number in the her, I

786
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:01,480
put a spell on you. 
She came out 

787
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:20,800
and the moment the audience 
heard the opening chords of that

788
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:25,720
song Explosion and sitting with 
the Disney people, the Disney 

789
00:45:25,720 --> 00:45:30,240
people are kind of going, this 
may be bigger than we think. 

790
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:34,840
And that was how Hopeless Book 
was too finally hit the ground. 

791
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:39,120
And so and it was gigantic on on
Disney Plus that now they would 

792
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:42,760
like to do this as a theatrical 
release that then goes to Disney

793
00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:46,000
Plus after, you know, like a 
three-week window or something. 

794
00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:47,840
Wow. 
So I did not. 

795
00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:51,400
Forever to get off the ground, 
you know? 

796
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:56,800
Thank you for staying close to 
Winifred's powerful words, 

797
00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:59,040
Bruce. 
It makes me feel better to know 

798
00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:03,480
that you're in the room now. 
You end your book while your 

799
00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:07,720
audiobooks, always listening to 
your words with a reminder that 

800
00:46:07,720 --> 00:46:10,200
you have built a career on 
saying yes. 

801
00:46:10,720 --> 00:46:14,280
And I love that philosophy 
because, you know, abundance 

802
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:17,440
attracts abundance. 
And when you say yes, so many 

803
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:20,600
things happen and not all of 
them are amazing, but things 

804
00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:23,880
just do happen. 
And things don't happen if you 

805
00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:26,040
don't say yes, you know, as 
obvious as that sounds. 

806
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:29,360
So I wanted to acknowledge that,
and I wanted to thank you for 

807
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:33,480
saying yes to this podcast. 
Yes, just like Liza saying say 

808
00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:38,240
yes. 
Bruce Valanche, you are queer 

809
00:46:38,240 --> 00:46:39,680
and thank you very much for your
tracks. 

810
00:46:39,720 --> 00:46:41,360
Thank you so much. 
See you. 

811
00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:54,720
See you again on there. 
I hope you enjoyed listening to 

812
00:46:54,720 --> 00:46:56,960
that chat as much as I did 
making it. 

813
00:46:56,960 --> 00:47:00,200
You can find Bruce's memoir, It 
Seemed like a bad idea at the 

814
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:03,360
time. 
Wherever you get your books, you

815
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:06,000
can find the pod on Instagram 
and you can e-mail me at 

816
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:10,000
tracksofourqueers@gmail.com. 
Tracks of Our Queers is produced

817
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:13,160
and presented by me. 
Andy got on Marajorie Land and 

818
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:14,400
I'll see you next time.
