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Yeah, yeah. 
That's like the Hannah Montana. 

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Oh yeah, I'm 
getting my water. 

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I've OK right? 
The Full disclosure, I did spend

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6 lbs something on a bottle of 
water, but I think that this is 

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the coolest bottle of water I've
ever seen in my life and I 

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genuinely squealed with 
excitement when I got out of the

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fridge and I love it. 
I'll put a photo on the story, 

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any of you listening and you can
have a little look this. 

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Is such a chaotic start. 
Always. 

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Sorry lesbians, I'm sat here 
with Olivia today. 

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We got our back. 
No one calls me Olivia. 

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It's manager. 
Olivia, Oh my God. 

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No, I know but you. 
Yeah, but I'm just trying to 

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open up this bottle of water and
quite distress that out, right? 

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It's basically there's a new M&S
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Ferrer and I went because we 
love supermarkets and they have 

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a water wall where it's just 
like loads of bougie water 

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bottles. 
So she's got this big glass 

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square water bottle and yeah, I 
think it's made her. 

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It's very cool. 
It looks like 2 stacked like 

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cubes. 
It's very cool. 

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I love it we. 
Also went to IKEA this morning 

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at the crack of dawn. 
OK, yeah, you did make this my 

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Saturday thing. 
Yeah, it was fun. 

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It was last night, I think. 
When did you, when did you 

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approach the last night at 
least? 

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Was it last? 
Night I was always going to go, 

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but I thought. 
You were going to go and she was

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like, look, I'm going to go to 
IKEA on Oxford Circus because 

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there's the Gustaf Westman 
collaboration that's coming out 

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and I think that we should 
queue, is what she says I. 

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Wanted the meatball plate? 
And I was like, I'm not queuing.

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That's never, they're going to 
be me. 

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But then like luckily for you, I
actually didn't put an alarm on 

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this. 
One, luckily for you, I had 

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chronic anxiety and woke up with
severe heart palpitations so I 

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left the house. 
At 7:45. 

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And as a result ended up being 
person #2 in the queue. 

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You were. 
Yeah, it was. 

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It was very. 
Proud. 

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Moment when I rocked up on a 
line bike and I saw it was just 

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you and this other woman in 
front of you, but the queue was 

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long. 
Like you weren't wrong. 

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I know you were not wrong, never
wrong. 

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If we'd have gone by my times, 
then you rocked. 

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Up at 9:50. 9 on your line. 
Back as the doors were opening, 

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Yeah, but it was quite. 
Yeah, it was. 

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It was a whole thing. 
But we got some pieces. 

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I got the meatball plate. 
I got two cups and saucers. 

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People are fucking crazy. 
They were barging and 

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everything. 
And The thing is, I've run out 

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of my ADHD medication, so this 
is just like a recipe for 

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disaster for me. 
I'd had no coffee. 

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And now I haven't regrets of not
getting. 

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Enough stuff. 
Now I'm having real regrets 

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because I've seen the lamp now 
the lamp is really fucking cool.

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I just like, I don't know, I 
have this thing where it's like,

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you know, when people like they 
get there and they grab loads of

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stuff and they're like really 
greedy and they're barging. 

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I just, I feel too 1. 
I don't want to be that person. 

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That's like barging and stealing
things and being greedy. 

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And secondly, yeah, I just. 
I don't know. 

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I think people there should have
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Like people were taking 10 
things. 

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I was like, that's not. 
Cool. 

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But they were getting really 
like forceful. 

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People were genuinely pushing 
through and I was like, people. 

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Have been waiting for this club 
for months now so it's. 

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Yeah. 
But were they dedicated enough 

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as you to get that early to get 
ahead of the queue? 

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No, they weren't. 
No. 

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So they wanted to go by their 
own rules, Come on in, run and 

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storm and fucking. 
But also there was just nothing 

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there. 
Like there was just like a tiny 

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tiny part of the sword. 
I think IKEA Circus made a huge 

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error in the layout of where it 
was. 

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Huge error. 
Major trial and error there. 

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For they thinking IKEA is what I
envisage my hell to be if I die 

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and go to hell. 
If there is a hell, I think it's

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IKEA. 
I think it would just be IKEA. 

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And not IKEA, Oxford Circus. 
No, that is really stressful. 

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It would be IKEA Oxford Circus 
with like loads of people in it 

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and no escape for attack. 
You're just constantly going, 

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running around. 
That's enough to make me change 

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my ways. 
What if there was a food court 

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in there as well with all the 
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But there wouldn't be because 
it's hell. 

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So it's like the one relief that
you get that's gone, or like you

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think there's going to be food 
and it's just always out of 

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stock. 
There's just nothing there. 

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There's a few things that I 
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Obviously the world is on fire. 
Everything's going fucking 

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crazy. 
I feel like there's something, 

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there's been a shift in the 
universe or something, or like 

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there's something really, really
weird in the it's. 

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Been a really depressing 2 
weeks. 

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I'd say especially I'm really, 
really struggling. 

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Like Full disclosure, I 
genuinely am really struggling 

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and I feel like struggling 
mentally and what? 

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Like I'm struggling like I've 
been struggling mentally. 

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I've been there. 
I'm still there. 

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I know. 
But also just like feeling this 

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really, really weird weight and 
like a looming like fear or 

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looming darkness in a way. 
Like I don't know how else to 

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describe it. 
And I think a part of that is to

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do with what I believe to be 
this fucking universe shift 

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where everything has gone to 
absolute fuckery. 

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Like absolute fuckery. 
Like with everything that is 

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going on. 
Where do you where do you want 

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to start? 
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Well, I want to. 
I want to cover the obvious, 

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which is the Charlie character. 
I think that that that was a 

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real. 
That was the cat. 

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Like the that was the catalyst, 
yeah, on top of what was already

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happening. 
So there's already been an 

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agenda from the right wingers of
America to try and destabilize 

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and villainize the left wing 
people, right? 

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Or what they'd like to hear. 
They'd like to call us like blue

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haired fucking like they call us
angry and all of these things. 

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And The thing is, is that people
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And then they sit there and 
smile when the other person, who

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he's quite literally questioning
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existence, right, is getting 
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And then all these people in the
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look how angry they all get. 
And look at how Charlie's so 

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calm and kind. 
It's like a bitch. 

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Because he's the whole time when
he was posting these debates, it

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was all clip farming as well. 
So like, you're only so 

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important of the debate where 
like he is like technically 

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winning and just like trolling 
people, but you're not getting 

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the full picture. 
No, exactly. 

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And there was obviously a lot of
extremely controversial views. 

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The way in which he died was 
fucking awful. 

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Yeah, just like yeah, when I 
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that video. 
And then you sent it to me. 

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Thank you. 
I couldn't have been the only 

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one to see it. 
I had to pass it on. 

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Oh, no one deserves that. 
No like. 

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I genuinely don't think that 
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You know, I think that people 
should not be given a platform 

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to speak to that level of 
hatred, but I don't think that 

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anyone should ever die for their
views and their opinions, albeit

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very, very wrong. 
And I say opinions very loosely 

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because I also don't believe 
that you should be entitled to 

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have an opinion on something 
that A doesn't affect you and 

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two, is not a lived experience 
of yours. 

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Yes. 
And I also feel like because he 

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stood for obviously freedom of 
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since that, since people have 
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speech, giving their opinion of 
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They're like, cancel that. 
Cancel Jimmy Kimmel. 

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Jimmy Kimmel gone. 
Cancelled People are getting 

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sacked from jobs. 
They're now saying it. 

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Yeah, I feel like I've never 
seen something like this before 

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where someone has. 
Obviously the the. 

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I've never really known of 
someone within in like in the in

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the industry world being killed.
Obviously people die but but 

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it's what I'm saying like the 
extent in which people are going

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about him being like people 
getting sacked or even his 

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funeral, for example, and the 
way his coffin got brought back 

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like. 
Oh God, that fucking weird 

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Madame Tussauds hand, that was 
shit that Erica was just 

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cradling his wife. 
No, but even, not even about 

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that. 
Like even, you know, the coffin 

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fly back on Air Force 2 and I'm 
like, yeah, he wasn't 1A member 

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of Congress like government. 
But loads of people were like, 

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he was our next president and 
it's like, since fucking when, 

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bitch, she was a podcaster. 
And he probably would have tried

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at some point in his life, but 
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He definitely would have done, 
but The thing is, is that. 

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I feel like they're going on as 
if like the fucking kings died 

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in America, but yeah. 
Literally, and it is insane and 

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I'm sorry, it definitely, I'm 
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but it sounds like a bit of a 
Pew Pew take out. 

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Like 'cause he started to go. 
Going down some rabbit. 

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Yeah, he started to go anti 
Trump, he started to go anti 

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Israel, and then all of a sudden
he gets shot. 

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That's interesting, isn't it? 
After this whole time he's been 

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up both of their asses like 
there's a. 

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Lot of there's a lot of shits 
and like, yeah, also his best 

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friend's now going down a rabbit
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Yeah, I saw a TikTok the other 
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killed, I hope one of my friends
acts like Candace Owen does, and

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I would hope so. 
Yeah, I mean, she's she's, I 

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don't agree with a lot of her 
shit, but at least she's 

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fighting tooth and nails to get 
to the bottom of what's actually

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happened, because she clearly 
knows. 

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Something doesn't add. 
Up something doesn't add up 

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here. 
And then another thing that I 

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hate is that they're using his 
death to fuel right wing 

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propaganda and to point it all 
towards the left. 

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And and that's what? 
And trans people and trans 

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people, they're like, oh, his 
roommate was trans. 

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It's like, what? 
And then? 

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The roommate transpired to be 
his actually be his partner and 

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then but. 
But is she really? 

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And what the fuck is going on? 
Like, do you know what I mean? 

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Like there's any, there's. 
No, like clip. 

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This is the thing. 
There hasn't been, no, because 

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it's all just come from the two 
detectives in the FBI and the 

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Mary of Utah. 
Like there's been no actual 

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concrete evidence. 
Like then Tyler knew a trans 

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person once so therefore I think
it's like. 

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The text that they brought out 
between Tyler and the Bullets 

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roommate slash partner. 
Bullshit. 

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Which is like. 
And then the note that 

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apparently was found, but 
actually it was like destroyed. 

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It's like. 
There's no way I've. 

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Gone about this for hours. 
It's weird, sure. 

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Fucking evidence, really. 
And those texts, Oh my God, no, 

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no. 
Kid like texts like that and 

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what, telling them everything 
over text that the intricate 

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detail was. 
They're running away. 

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Fucking. 
Digital footprint if you've just

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fucking killed Someone Like You 
just put in, but. 

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Also if you're like busy running
and like dismantling your rifle 

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and doing all this. 
Fucking crazy shitty fair. 

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He did take himself for a Dairy 
Queen ice cream afterwards. 

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A little treat. 
Little mint chop. 

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Chip, I just again though, 
that's something that maybe you 

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wouldn't do if you just killed 
someone out. 

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Luigi went from McDonald's. 
Yeah, Luigi didn't do it either.

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He did. 
He just got. 

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But he'd been found not guilty 
for the terrorism charge. 

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Yeah, but he probably. 
Just had to plead guilty because

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it was easier. 
Look, there's so many things 

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that are going on with this, but
I but there's also that footage 

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of the man who took the camera 
down from behind Charlie. 

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Kirk removed the SD card 
straight after Charlie had been 

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shot. 
What the fuck? 

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Like I'm sorry, like I do just 
think that they've, they've 

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pinned it on this guy and that 
they've used him as political 

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bait, like they've used him to 
now fuel now the the fucking 

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anger that's coming from these 
people. 

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Now it's. 
Insane. 

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Do you know what I'd love to 
say? 

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I mean, I think that the 
probability of this is going to 

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be very low, but if someone 
listening to this was somehow in

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Utah, it at that uni on that 
day, please, please, please, I'd

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love for you to get in touch 
because I'd love to hear a 

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first. 
Hand Yeah, I'd actually love to 

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call you and have you speak on 
the podcast. 

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Well, if someone knows someone. 
Yeah. 

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And then you can get in contact 
for us and then say we will do 

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whatever time works it. 
It could be 2:00 AM at the 

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night. 
Yeah. 

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Yeah. 
But I do. 

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But I do think that that has 
spurred on now. 

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Like, what is this kind of like 
even further war? 

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Like, it's very aggressive. 
It's very violent. 

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And I just think that we need, 
we need stronger a lot. 

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We need stronger alliance on our
side by this point because it's 

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a feeling like a complete 
dictatorship is taking over. 

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And yeah, you might be like 
Freya, why the fuck do you care 

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Because you live in the UK, 
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 

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We're literally just very 
quickly following in the 

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footsteps of what what is 
happening over in America. 

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And to top it off, Trump flew 
over my house the other night. 

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Cunt. 
He woke me up. 

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He's a fucking stupid big fat. 
Chopper flew over my house. 

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He's a big fat chopper. 
He's literally, he's vile. 

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He is a vile man. 
I honestly have, I hate to say I

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told you so. 
I, I actually, I love to say I 

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told you so. 
Or do you remember all of those 

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lesbians that were like Trump 
supporters in the comments when 

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we did a post about Trump And 
they were like, I support Trump.

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He loves the LGBT community. 
How are you feeling now? 

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How are you feeling to loads of 
his supporters though who voted?

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For him and now like seeing some
of the policies he's putting in 

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place and they're like. 
Ohh and it's like we all tried 

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to tell you but you literally 
just were like you're lying. 

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That's not the truth. 
And it's like, but it's quite 

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literally documented. 
Like what else do you want? 

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It's just inside. 
It's just an absolute Oh, it's 

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a. 
Fucking load of shit. 

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So I feel like everyone's now 
going through it. 

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I feel like, I don't know, just 
the air feels weird. 

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Everything feels fucking. 
Weird but I feel like when shit 

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is so bad in the world and dark 
you just gotta try and find 

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those little moments where you 
can laugh and be so listen to 

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the. 
That's what you can hear it all 

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over again. 
No, no, But it is so true. 

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It's like you need to find the 
things in life that are funny. 

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Like, you know, laughing is the 
best thing that anyone can. 

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We had a right. 
Cackle with our friends last 

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night. 
Always having a good old cackle.

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I love to laugh. 
I've got. 

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Things that are going to make 
people cackle on this episode. 

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Yeah, and that's exactly why we 
wanted to do this episode. 

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I think that we wanted to start 
off the episode a little bit 

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more seriously just so we could 
get that out of the way. 

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Just to address, just to address
it. 

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I want to address that. 
I also want to address the 

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so-called male loneliness panda 
epidemic, which is one of the 

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funniest things. 
Or is it epidemic? 

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Well, I don't even know what 
you're talking about. 

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There's this whole thing going 
around where it's this whole 

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male loneliness is like a real 
issue now and that men are 

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lonely and men are sad and 
they're so depressed because 

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they're so lonely and blah, 
blah, blah, blah, blah. 

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But they're pointing the finger 
at women as to say that this is 

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like women's problem, that men 
are sad. 

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And it's like, no, these men are
lonely because they're fucking 

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in cells. 
They're losers. 

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They will not do anything to 
better themselves because women 

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now believe that they can have 
standards, whereas before they 

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didn't. 
So now women are being like, OK,

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actually, it turns out that I 
don't want some fucking loser 

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leeching off of me, not helping,
you know? 

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Women have to do everything. 
Not only, you know, but taking 

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it back to even like the 1950s, 
Sorry. 

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What are your genes doing? 
Oh they're, they're taking into 

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me. 
So I'm just feeling a bit I 

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undid. 
Them Fry has got her jeans up. 

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So they're so. 
High right now that I didn't 

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hide to the point where it's 
touching her tits, but she also 

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has them undone and unzipped. 
It's a really good look. 

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It's a really good look. 
Sorry. 

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It's really good. 
This episode is already a really

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exposing episode, and now you've
just exposed me even more, which

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is fair enough. 
Yeah, but it's because I don't 

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want to take stomach pain to to 
get to get. 

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So when we were fighting for our
rights to work, we were not 

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fighting for the rights to work 
and also still be expected to do

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the exact same amount of work in
the fucking house too. 

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So like child labor and house 
labor? 

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No, we're expected to do both, 
right? 

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And so, yeah, God forbid we, you
know, these straight women don't

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want loser men anymore. 
And now they're so upset about 

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it. 
They're so angry they hate 

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women. 
But another reason why this is 

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happening is because of the 
likes of mainly Andrew Tate and 

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there are others that are 
followed in his footsteps that 

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profiteer off of men being 
fucking losers. 

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Oh he's a literally Dube. 
I've got nothing to say about 

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him. 
Not of this stupid. 

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Prophet tears off of it. 
No, I know he. 

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Can only sell his memberships, 
his courses and whatever the 

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fuck else. 
Get the views on YouTube to get 

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money out of it. 
If men stay isolated and stay 

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hating women. 
Yeah. 

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And what are we going to do to 
achieve that? 

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He's going to give them the 
wrong advice. 

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He's going to make them hate 
women. 

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He's going to say that, you 
know. 

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They're going to all men, 
they're just turning them into 

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versions of him. 
They're insults, but it's also 

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this like weird extremist white 
male straight fucking issue that

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they they feel like victims. 
He makes them feel like victims.

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He literally goes on there and 
he preaches them about how much 

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they are victimised in this life
and it's like, wow. 

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Yeah, wow. 
And then they have this awful 

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attitude and obviously nobody 
wants to fucking hang around 

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with you because you're a loser.
What do they do when women say 

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they're lonely? 
They say go join a book club, go

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to therapy, go to the gym with 
your friends, go see your 

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friends. 
When men are lonely, they're 

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like, the women aren't paying me
any attention and the women 

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should be seeing me. 
What? 

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Fuck off. 
Dear mate. 

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Literally put them all in the 
chamber, ship them all off to 

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whatever the fuck it's called. 
What is it? 

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It's not Azkaban. 
What's the name? 

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Alcatraz. 
Alcatraz and Azkaban. 

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I don't know if anyone could 
tell, but Phrase ran out of her 

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ADHD medication. 
To Alcatraz. 

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Send them all to Alcatraz. 
I sent them to Azkaban and 

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Azkaban. 
I just, I honestly have got 

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nothing left to say. 
This is not women's issue that 

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you are lonely. 
It is your own fucking issue 

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because you suck. 
But I could take them all. 

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What else has been going on? 
What have we been up to? 

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So I need to get more stuff for 
my house. 

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This is like an ongoing thing. 
I'm so it's been really 

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distressing me actually. 
I sat here. 

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If I moved house a little while 
ago and has slow when I say 

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slowly slowly I've been getting 
bits and bobs for her house. 

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Because I get really fucking 
overwhelmed and I try and find 

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stuff for my house and I'm like,
do I like that? 

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Do I not like that? 
Or that delivery time is too 

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long? 
I don't want it anymore. 

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I go into a shop and I'm like, 
how am I going to get that back?

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Like it's a whole Oh my God. 
She also spilt finish wood 

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finishing all in her bedroom as 
well. 

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So now that's a new stain. 
We tried to get the help. 

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Newcastle lesbian Beth Yes 
advice and I can't even remember

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what she said. 
You know what? 

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This is an official call out for
my mental health. 

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Can I have a load of you 
lesbians just come over and do 

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some shit in my house like. 
I need someone to come and clean

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my carpets, yes. 
Please clean your carpets. 

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But someone to come and put some
artwork up in my house, Some 

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mirrors. 
I've got another lesbian on the 

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benches. 
That's fine, she can make some. 

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I just. 
To be fair, Newcastle lesbian 

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Beth said that she would come 
down and fix your floor on my 

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carpet, but it's just she lives 
in Newcastle, like that's quite.

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Her train I just I just find it.
I never thought that I would 

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find something like this so 
overwhelming. 

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I. 
Think it's one of those things 

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it takes time because like you 
slowly build, like you put your 

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house together like bit by bit, 
you know, like you're not going 

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to get everything in one week. 
I know and it's because of the. 

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It is the uncertainty of how 
long I'm here for, 2 because of 

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the rolling month contract 
thing. 

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So like, I'm not sure how long 
I'm going to be here. 

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And it is a very big place. 
Not to sound like a cunt that 

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sounds wanky. 
I don't mean it like that. 

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It's like it's a big space. 
It's a big space for such a 

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small person. 
Yeah, it's a big space to fill 

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is what I mean, though. 
Like in the sense of just like 

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if I had all of this stuff in a 
smaller space, you wouldn't feel

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like it was so empty. 
To ensure we need someone to 

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basically come and help fire 
build some furniture. 

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I need someone who does like 
prints and stuff that would be 

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great so I could get some 
artwork for the walls and 

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obviously I'll just like take. 
We basically just need some 

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advice. 
Yeah, and I need, I seriously 

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need someone to clean my carpet.
So like, please. 

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Please get in touch. 
Because I've made some errors 

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with your stupid fax machine has
made my carpets worse so that's.

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That's been one thing. 
The events have been popping 

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off. 
We've actually got Oh my God I'm

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so excited for this one is 
Muyagi. 

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Next month is our first ever 
installation of the lesbian 

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karaoke nights. 
This place is also very fucking 

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cool like. 
I said very. 

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So I mean, I can't say I'll be 
partaking karaoke because I 

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will. 
I just don't. 

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I love karaoke. 
I will be watching. 

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And I know that the ladies love 
it. 

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Yeah, I think it's. 
But you're going to get annoying

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though, and you're going to hog 
the mic for ages. 

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Like you've got to pass it on to
other people. 

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I'll. 
Be like, thank you so much for 

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coming to my show. 
No, this isn't a concert for 

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you. 
Ever. 

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Yeah, turns out it's actually 
just a concert and it's me on 

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karaoke. 
No, I'm really excited for it. 

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And I think that, yeah, I think,
I think really funny. 

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No better way to either meet 
people and like break the ice in

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karaoke or have fun with your 
friends than karaoke. 

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So I think that it's really good
for both you. 

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Know why we haven't even done it
as a friendship group? 

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Because it's so fucking funny. 
Like I won't do at the events 

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I'd like to go with friends 
because I I could. 

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I would only do it if I could 
get like were really drunk 

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beforehand. 
Well, what I love about it is 

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one is that, like, aesthetically
the place is very nice. 

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Like, it's very Moody. 
It's all inspired by Tokyo 

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Japanese karaoke bars. 
And I think it's just, yeah, 

452
00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:11,040
it's just epics over 2 floors, I
think. 

453
00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:15,520
I honestly think it's a great 
new addition for that. 

454
00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:17,600
Scarlett is off to New York this
week. 

455
00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:22,040
Well, next week to do a few bits
for Lesbian Supper Club. 

456
00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:25,480
We've got, we've just had. 
So I feel like we've just been 

457
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:28,800
events, events, events really. 
Events have been. 

458
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:32,880
The wine lights have been. 
So good, but we've also been in 

459
00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:37,000
the works of developing a studio
in in one of the rooms here, 

460
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,160
which is just going to be like a
studio set. 

461
00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:41,560
It's not like a studio studio, 
but like a set so that we can 

462
00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:46,040
actually have the cameras all 
set up, the mics set up so that 

463
00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:48,760
whenever we want to record, we 
just record and then. 

464
00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:51,120
Say there's also a little bit of
a rebrand going on. 

465
00:21:51,120 --> 00:21:53,800
As well, there is a rebrand 
going on because obviously you 

466
00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:57,200
guys know, there's definitely a 
need of, of rebrand now that me 

467
00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:59,200
and Scarlett are no longer 
together and just things are 

468
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:00,840
just changing. 
And I think that we just want 

469
00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:05,280
to, we want to amplify the 
podcast now because that has 

470
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:10,280
been our main love. 
And I think that obviously last 

471
00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:14,720
year towards when, you know, 
things started to get bad, then 

472
00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:17,880
there were less episodes, then 
the breakup happened. 

473
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:19,440
And you needed to take some 
time. 

474
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:24,240
More or less episodes and it's 
been a very, very taxing time. 

475
00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:27,880
And we can just say thank you so
much for you guys sticking 

476
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:31,800
around for us too, because that 
means honestly the world. 

477
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:37,280
And when I was when I have to 
say, I was forcing myself before

478
00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:44,440
to do the episodes and to go to 
the events, but also I was 

479
00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:47,920
forcing myself because there's 
still so much love there for it.

480
00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:50,760
And I would quite literally say 
this is all I have left. 

481
00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:54,000
So I'm doing it, You know, no 
matter how shit I feel right 

482
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,960
now, this is honestly all I have
left. 

483
00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:59,720
And that was how I felt. 
So that's kind of what's kept 

484
00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:02,200
that alive, but. 
I think it'll be, I think a 

485
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:05,640
rebrand and a refresh. 
It'll be great, you know, and 

486
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:08,480
probably some exciting episodes 
coming back, maybe a you and 

487
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:10,640
Scarlett episode again in the 
pipeline. 

488
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:12,880
Yeah, which I think would be 
really good. 

489
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:16,000
And also just with me and 
Scarlett, you know, we're in a 

490
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,760
good place now, which is really 
nice. 

491
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:21,520
And I think that that makes 
everything so much easier. 

492
00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:26,600
And I, I, I missed her terribly 
in my life. 

493
00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:30,360
And I think that was one thing 
that made during the episode so 

494
00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:34,240
hard within that time, because 
within that time we were like, 

495
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:37,440
no contact, whatever that was. 
But this podcast is so solely 

496
00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:38,920
ours. 
So it felt so fucking crazy. 

497
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:41,280
So basically back to being 
you're like, it's like your best

498
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:42,040
friends now. 
Yeah. 

499
00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:43,880
Like, it's great. 
It's so nice to see. 

500
00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:45,400
And it is great. 
And she's great. 

501
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:49,840
And so I think that, yeah, it it
makes life a lot easier. 

502
00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:52,560
And that's why we are now in the
space where we're like, OK, 

503
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:55,680
that's how many. 
Yeah, yeah, I still think you 

504
00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:58,800
should just make the artwork 
just flip, flip you and Scarlett

505
00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:00,760
around so then you're 
back-to-back instead of facing 

506
00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:01,240
each other. 
Should. 

507
00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:03,280
We actually just not even 
reshoot it. 

508
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:04,960
Should we just cut down the 
middle? 

509
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:06,680
Yeah, just flip it and just flip
it. 

510
00:24:08,120 --> 00:24:10,200
That's actually quite funny. 
Can someone do that for me, 

511
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:10,840
please? 
Thank you. 

512
00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:14,080
But yeah, yeah. 
But that's in the pipeline. 

513
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:16,800
Has there been anything else 
that's been going on? 

514
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:18,920
I feel like so much has fucking 
happened. 

515
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:23,160
Anna has been on what was it 
called on stranded on Honeymoon 

516
00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:25,800
Island, which what a great, so 
good. 

517
00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:29,520
So she does so well because it 
was Helen Scott, wasn't it? 

518
00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:33,320
That was the one that the girls 
were like trying to get with, 

519
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:35,440
like on the island and. 
Then I still need to watch her 

520
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:36,400
episode. 
I haven't yet. 

521
00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:38,480
Yeah, I. 
I need to see the full episodes.

522
00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:41,920
I've only seen the clips but 
watching Anna do her speech when

523
00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:44,800
she was basically just like, I 
don't care that you're married, 

524
00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:47,480
but it was fantastic. 
Watching Anna jump off that boat

525
00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:49,040
I think is going to be my Roman 
Empire. 

526
00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:50,720
Yeah, I love it. 
So good. 

527
00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:52,720
And she was like, why do I walk 
like that? 

528
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:56,640
But I generally I rate how 
confident she was with Helen, 

529
00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:57,960
though. 
Yeah, so confident. 

530
00:24:57,960 --> 00:24:58,720
Her. 
Rizz. 

531
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:02,960
Rizz was like good, though I 
would not have been able. 

532
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:04,800
It wouldn't have come out of my 
mouth like that. 

533
00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:08,600
No, she actually shocked me. 
Yeah, she did really well. 

534
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:10,920
As in my look because I didn't 
think she had it in her, but I 

535
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:12,920
was just like, more like, go on,
Anna. 

536
00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:16,160
Yeah, and it's nice to see more 
lesbian representation on TV. 

537
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:18,280
So the more the merrier. 
And I'm glad that it was one of 

538
00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:20,680
my friends that was doing that. 
And also Helen is a lovely girl 

539
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:22,240
as well. 
I've met, I think I've only 

540
00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:24,560
actually met her in person like 
one time, but she was really 

541
00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:26,840
sweet. 
I also have been doing more of 

542
00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:29,680
my interviews and all that kind 
of stuff as well, which has been

543
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:31,400
nice. 
Like I've been doing like press 

544
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:33,200
junkets. 
I've been doing red carpet 

545
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:34,520
interviews, which has been 
great. 

546
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,920
It's been busier, but I, it's 
been busy. 

547
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:38,960
But I could be busier is what 
I'll say. 

548
00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:41,080
One thing at a time. 
That's how I feel. 

549
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:44,160
I'm like busy. 
You basically simply do big 

550
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:46,080
house renovation and podcast 
renovation. 

551
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:48,600
So let's just keep those two for
now until it's. 

552
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:49,840
Hard. 
I just need someone else to just

553
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:52,680
take the reins on it. 
And also I don't want to spend 

554
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:54,080
all that money on it. 
That sounds really bad, but I 

555
00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:55,280
don't want to spend all the 
money. 

556
00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:59,360
It's all so expensive. 
Like when did mirrors and rugs 

557
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:02,320
get so expensive? 
I found some cheap rugs I can 

558
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:03,640
send. 
You, I'm going to literally 

559
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:07,880
start making rugs, making 
mirrors, making everything like 

560
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:10,560
how I made my fucking terrible 
bedside dresser tables. 

561
00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:12,880
But you know. 
Anyway, I'm quickly interrupting

562
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:15,480
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584
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This episode is an exposing 
episode of sorts. 

585
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:32,920
I actually have no idea what Liv
is about to bring up, but I said

586
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:34,880
to her because she was like what
can we do an episode on? 

587
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:36,400
I was like, I don't know. 
I don't know. 

588
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:38,000
I don't. 
Know a bit light hearted. 

589
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,360
Yeah, we wanted to do something 
funny. 

590
00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:42,080
And then I was like, oh, how 
about you just like riff off the

591
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:44,600
things, like the ridiculous 
things that you have witnessed 

592
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:48,840
me do, because I know she's seen
me do some really weird shit. 

593
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:52,840
And also because not only is it 
Liv that's like around me a lot 

594
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:56,120
of the time, but also just 
because you never miss a trick. 

595
00:27:56,120 --> 00:27:59,240
You are that person that like. 
No, it's fucking brilliant. 

596
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:00,680
It's like the first time I met 
you guys. 

597
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:02,560
Do you remember? 
Yes. 

598
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:05,400
Do you want to tell that story? 
Was that a scarlet zip? 

599
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:10,000
Yeah, OK, so I'm going to read 
off some of the weird things 

600
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:13,840
I've witnessed you do, but it 
was hard to think of them in the

601
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:15,840
moment because there's been so 
many. 

602
00:28:16,120 --> 00:28:19,200
But I'm hoping as we're bouncing
off each other more. 

603
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:20,680
Welcome to man. 
Or maybe you'll remember. 

604
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:23,520
I also have written down. 
Well, I actually forgot that I 

605
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:27,200
already had this list of hobby 
ventures. 

606
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:30,720
I'd say that you intended. 
To do. 

607
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:32,640
Do you know what? 
But didn't if. 

608
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:35,760
Any of you before listening to 
this thought that they had a 

609
00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:38,560
crush on me? 
I. 

610
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:40,800
Might find this endearing. 
Maybe endearing? 

611
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:44,280
Actually, maybe not. 
But I think that crush will 

612
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:47,240
probably go away. 
Would you like to start with the

613
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:50,640
hobbies or the weird stuff? 
I think the weird stuff. 

614
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:54,560
OK, I'm going to say how I wrote
them down and then we can go 

615
00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:57,520
into detail. 
OK, number one asshole and face.

616
00:28:57,960 --> 00:29:00,680
Hilarious. 
So one time when Scarlett and 

617
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:04,280
Freya, when Scarlett and Freya 
was still together, I stayed 

618
00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:07,000
over in the morning, went into 
the bedroom just to have a chit 

619
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,640
chat, you know, talk about our 
day, go get a coffee. 

620
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:12,760
They're both lying in bed. 
I'm lying at the foot of the bed

621
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:16,480
on Freya's side. 
Freya is also naked, however 

622
00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:18,560
duvet on top. 
End up being naked. 

623
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:23,920
Well for me this wasn't so great
so and then Freya had a bit of a

624
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:27,880
sore tummy so she decided to lie
on her. 

625
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:31,880
So fine, whatever, she had the 
duvet off at this point. 

626
00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:34,480
Also fine. 
We're all friends here, we've 

627
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:35,880
all seen each other naked, 
whatever. 

628
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:40,680
Not like this. 
Proceeds to like forget that I'm

629
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:47,600
there and then goes into a 
downward dog position so that 

630
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:53,400
her literal asshole and. 
Stop. 

631
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:58,200
Literally like in my face. 
And she held this position for 

632
00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:00,840
probably about 15 seconds, and 
Scarlett and I were just staring

633
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:04,560
at each other being like. 
What the fuck is she doing? 

634
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:07,640
I just thought it was silent 
because it was just silent. 

635
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:08,800
I I. 
Don't know. 

636
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:12,120
And then I've I think I've seen 
you go so embarrassed, but The 

637
00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:15,720
thing is you then went down in 
fear and like really got 

638
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:17,560
embarrassed, but then you did it
again. 

639
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:19,680
You didn't really you like. 
Well, you know what? 

640
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:22,520
I just thought, well, by that 
point you've already seen it 

641
00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:25,280
now. 
And I really, sometimes I just 

642
00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:27,720
get in a lot of pain. 
I don't know what to say to. 

643
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:28,920
Your bowel trouble? 
It's not. 

644
00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:31,760
Exactly the best situation I've 
ever been in. 

645
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:34,160
It's not exactly the worst 
either. 

646
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:36,360
I feel like I've just had 
multiple run insurance with your

647
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:38,720
asshole as well. 
I mean, like, I don't know why 

648
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:41,080
yesterday. 
You're just always in my way. 

649
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:47,440
It is always in my way. 
I should be able to do my 

650
00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:53,240
downward dog in peace in my bed.
And that quickly reminds me of 

651
00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:56,280
the laser hair removal that I've
had recently at injectual. 

652
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:59,200
And I didn't know that injectual
did this. 

653
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:01,120
What laser hair removal? 
No, I didn't know. 

654
00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:03,600
And so then when they told me 
that they did it, I was like, 

655
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:07,680
oh, get me in there. 
And girls, can I tell you how 

656
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:12,280
much of A game changer this is? 
Like, honestly, it really was 

657
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:16,360
not. 
It was quick, it wasn't even 

658
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:19,600
that painful. 
Only when they get like close to

659
00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:23,480
close to all the the real. 
Close to the lips. 

660
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:28,560
Close to the layups I'm jealous 
and even after one session I've 

661
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:29,720
noticed a. 
Huge. 

662
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:32,560
No, but wait till you're fully 
done because Jess has her lasers

663
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:33,920
because obviously she's 
Australian. 

664
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:36,520
Yeah. 
And it's like, it's so sweet. 

665
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:38,520
And when it goes back, it's like
teeny tiny. 

666
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:40,240
Oh, when I tell you. 
Smooth did it. 

667
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:46,040
So fluffy, so, so smooth and and
it feels like a seal, like a, 

668
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:50,080
you know, I am absolutely I'm. 
Blown away. 

669
00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:52,680
Did the woman have the pleasure 
of seeing you in downward dog 

670
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:53,840
when she had to laser your ass 
off? 

671
00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:55,600
No. 
She got me to spread my ass 

672
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:59,440
sheets apart with my hands 
whilst I was lying face down on 

673
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:01,680
the bed. 
But yeah, anyone who wants to 

674
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:04,120
get laser hair removal, if 
you've been thinking about it 

675
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:06,320
honestly, like I, I think it's 
such a game. 

676
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:08,680
Sessions does it. 
Well, I don't know, but my 

677
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:11,120
parents responded really, really
well. 

678
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:15,200
Dependent on, yeah, puss 
dependent, but I have very like 

679
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:17,120
thick hair, so it's actually 
better. 

680
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:20,480
So like, contrary to what you 
think, the thicker your hair is,

681
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:23,680
the better the results, the 
thicker and darker, right? 

682
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:26,320
I do think it's really really 
worth it though. 

683
00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:28,640
Like genuinely think it's really
worth it. 

684
00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:31,720
You don't realize how much 
actually just the inconvenience 

685
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:33,760
of having to shave and 
everything really is. 

686
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:36,200
Not even the inconvenience it's.
A pain. 

687
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:39,160
Annoying and it's so intricate 
and like. 

688
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:42,320
Itchy and ingrowns. 
And like, yeah, and then you 

689
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:43,800
shave and then it's fucking 
itchy. 

690
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:45,840
And then you just. 
Especially if you're like on 

691
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:48,200
holiday, think of bikinis that 
you'll never have to worry 

692
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:51,280
again, ever. 
It's just honestly, it's one of 

693
00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:53,080
those things that I can't 
believe I haven't gotten done 

694
00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:54,400
sooner. 
Did you get your? 

695
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:56,440
Armpits lasered. 
No, but I think I'm going to ask

696
00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:58,920
her to do that when I go next. 
I'd love to get my armpits done 

697
00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:01,200
because again, that's another 
thing you kind of like. 

698
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:04,280
You go in the shower, shave it, 
then like 2 days later you kind 

699
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:06,080
of forget and. 
You're like, oh fuck me, my hair

700
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:09,120
grows back really violently 
quickly as well so. 

701
00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:10,720
It's mine. 
I'm also half Indian so. 

702
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:15,480
Yeah, well, I'm something. 
OK, laser arsehole, I can take 

703
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:18,400
out now, OK. 
Good. 

704
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:23,920
OK, so next one on my list was 
you drinking Prosecco the other 

705
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:26,880
day because it was weird. 
But it's not. 

706
00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:29,640
It is weird. 
Weird like I've done weirdo. 

707
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:33,360
No, but it's weird for me, weird
for you because all you drink is

708
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:38,320
a pint of salad, a pint of 
Prava, a bottle of Igneousha, or

709
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:40,160
what is it? 
You get the common bottle again.

710
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:43,600
Bottle of Australia. 
Australia, Galicia, whatever 

711
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:45,120
it's called. 
They don't have that anymore. 

712
00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:47,520
It's not just Australia which 
sucks. 

713
00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:49,560
They need better bottle beers 
than that, they really do. 

714
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:54,200
We can tell them later and then 
sometimes if if you're feeling a

715
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:55,840
bit. 
Jazzy a bit. 

716
00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:57,840
Jazzy a bit. 
Fun because it's the weekend. 

717
00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:01,000
You may go for like a spicy mug 
or some kind of. 

718
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:04,440
Or even like a tequila lime 
soda. 

719
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:06,960
Yeah, it was. 
The reason why I drunk it is 

720
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:08,960
because Addie came out with a 
glass of it for me. 

721
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:09,920
And what am I going to say? 
No. 

722
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:13,080
No, I didn't say no. 
Like I'm aware if someone hands 

723
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:15,719
you a drink, but you'll usually 
type of someone hands it to you.

724
00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:17,320
You don't want to. 
You just pass it off to me. 

725
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:20,159
True, but you were then drinking
and sipping it and looking at me

726
00:34:20,159 --> 00:34:21,920
and I was thinking, they're 
saying, right. 

727
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:27,120
I was feeling, I was just 
feeling it, you know, I, I don't

728
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:29,040
like Prosecco. 
I like champagne. 

729
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:31,080
That sounds country, but. 
There is a difference. 

730
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:33,080
Champagne at that Sephora event 
and you were drunk. 

731
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:36,400
I drunk like 3 glasses of 
champagne and I was fucked. 

732
00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:38,960
Oh, it was so good so. 
How long have they so drunk? 

733
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:42,639
No, you see me spicy mug drunk 
back in January. 

734
00:34:43,639 --> 00:34:46,719
Jesus, Crazy, crazy girl. 
Yeah. 

735
00:34:46,719 --> 00:34:48,880
You've seen me do so many 
unhinged things. 

736
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:50,920
You've heard so many unhinged 
stories. 

737
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:54,159
Of mine not done right. 
Well this sucks. 

738
00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:57,320
OK, my never. 
Already told her that she can't 

739
00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:59,000
say like three of them that are 
on the list. 

740
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:03,800
I'll expose you another day. 
And and if you like, imagine how

741
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:07,360
bad they must be for me to have 
already let the other one go, 

742
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:11,240
you know Jesus Christ. 
OK, my next thing is weird 

743
00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:13,800
stuff. 
Is your toes just your toe thing

744
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:15,600
in? 
General, it's so true. 

745
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:17,720
It's really. 
What is wrong with? 

746
00:35:17,720 --> 00:35:20,320
Me Freya like so not even the 
stance where you cross like it, 

747
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:22,040
I can get over like I can get 
over that. 

748
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:23,280
That's fine. 
Yeah. 

749
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:25,720
But your toes are. 
Always. 

750
00:35:25,720 --> 00:35:29,840
Clenched in like a claw like 
manner. 

751
00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:34,920
Yeah, when I'm like you, your 
feet must be hurting with the 

752
00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:37,400
the way you're like I'm trying 
to even clench my toes now and 

753
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:39,040
it. 
Hurts even like sat here right 

754
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:42,400
now when you're mentioning it my
my my, my claws are clenched 

755
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:46,360
inside of my shoes. 
They are it's just and also they

756
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:49,120
they they spread out as well. 
Sometimes like in like a bit of 

757
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:52,000
like a like, you know, there's. 
No other word for that. 

758
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,200
Like a reptiles? 
Yeah, feet. 

759
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:59,240
I'd say it's very reptilian. 
I don't know what condition that

760
00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:02,600
is a part. 
Of anyone knows, please let us 

761
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:06,360
please write in. 
Yeah, it's weird to the point, 

762
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:08,880
like when we've been on holiday 
together, like I've seen you 

763
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:13,560
sunbathing on the beach and your
claws are you toes are clawed 

764
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:15,680
into the sand. 
Either either clawed. 

765
00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:18,240
Photo to come to have a full 
album. 

766
00:36:18,240 --> 00:36:23,480
Yeah, either clawed into the 
sand or like out and stretched 

767
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:23,760
out. 
I'm. 

768
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:25,000
Just gonna hang on. 
I'm gonna. 

769
00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:29,280
Have and I usually quite like to
get my little toe to really go 

770
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:33,160
so far that it that it's so far 
on its own. 

771
00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:36,160
Yeah, but I don't understand 
how. 

772
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:38,480
You can make them stretch, I 
don't know. 

773
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:41,680
How to describe that? 
But do you guys ever know what I

774
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:45,360
mean? 
When you move your toe so far 

775
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:50,960
outwards to the side that the 
sheer cramp of the foot keeps 

776
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:54,440
the toe there without having to.
Oh my God, it's crazy. 

777
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:59,600
Levis, just show me a photo and 
all of my toes are downwards in 

778
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:02,600
connection to the sand. 
Apart from my big toe, there's 

779
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:05,880
just pointing up to the sky. 
What is wrong with me? 

780
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,680
So many things. 
There's like. 

781
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:08,840
So. 
Many. 

782
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:11,360
I've never seen someone's feet 
do this. 

783
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:15,200
No ever nearby. 
Like, look at that big toe. 

784
00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:18,960
Why do I do that? 
I know, and it's got really thin

785
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:21,040
nimbly feet as well, which I 
think it will help. 

786
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:23,000
Yeah, it will come as no 
surprise to anyone that my 

787
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,840
sister dropped me on my head two
weeks after I was born. 

788
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:27,960
And I think that that was 
Lauren. 

789
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:29,800
I think that that was the 
catalyst. 

790
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:32,520
I think that's where it all 
began, to be honest. 

791
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:36,120
My mum believes it was when a 
cow mood in my face when I was 

792
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:37,880
3. 
What's that got to do then? 

793
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:42,240
She said that when we were going
on this trip to the farm, I was 

794
00:37:42,240 --> 00:37:44,480
a very, very lovely, loving 
girl. 

795
00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:47,120
Very happy, never sad, never 
crying, never playing up. 

796
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:52,720
Went to see this cow and the cow
mood very loudly in my face 

797
00:37:52,720 --> 00:37:56,080
shocked me. 
My mom laughed because obviously

798
00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:59,040
hello quite funny. 
And then I played up the entire 

799
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:01,760
way home and. 
But what's that got to do your 

800
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:04,400
your toes? 
No, just saying in general 

801
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:06,640
overall issues. 
I don't think the cow moving in 

802
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:10,200
your face, surely. 
My mum would sooner blame it on 

803
00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:14,000
the cow moving on my face than 
any other catastrophic event 

804
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:18,880
that is happening. 
Do you know what? 

805
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:21,520
Maybe in my next EMDR. 
Session Trauma. 

806
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:24,880
Yeah, maybe in my EMDR session I
need to bring up the cow. 

807
00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:29,000
Imagine, imagine. 
I just go into full on hysterics

808
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:32,240
and like convulsion. 
Can you you need to ask your mum

809
00:38:32,240 --> 00:38:33,920
about? 
That well, yeah. 

810
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:37,920
OK, well I can't really go into 
any more things on my list 

811
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:40,880
because. 
You see me crash out so many 

812
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:44,560
times and do ridiculous things. 
What else do you do? 

813
00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:47,480
That's just so. 
The thing is, there's too much. 

814
00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:49,760
I should have really see if we 
planned this properly. 

815
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:51,000
I could have asked people for 
help. 

816
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:56,840
I mean, people just, I, I think,
I think I'm just not, I'm not 

817
00:38:56,840 --> 00:39:00,840
normal, you know? 
I don't think I'll meet another 

818
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:03,520
person like you. 
That's just, that's just, yeah. 

819
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:06,760
No, I don't think you will. 
Good, good. 

820
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:09,600
Great. 
That shouldn't be two of me. 

821
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:12,880
I think I'm interesting. 
Very intriguing. 

822
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:15,520
Very. 
Lovely, you changed it. 

823
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:18,040
Intriguing. 
Your mental health is 

824
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:20,240
intriguing. 
It's good for a study. 

825
00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:22,520
Yeah, you need to be studied. 
Yeah, for. 

826
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:24,480
So many. 
I'm nice though. 

827
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:26,960
No, you're roughly. 
But I just have. 

828
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:30,640
I just do some crazy shit. 
But now I can't even think. 

829
00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:33,160
What? 
But like crazy Weird, Not like 

830
00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:34,520
crazy. 
Oh God. 

831
00:39:34,720 --> 00:39:37,920
No, that's there. 
It's all ingest like it's funny.

832
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:41,520
It's all very, very funny, but. 
The thing is, even when I like 

833
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:44,920
was crashing out, even in the 
moment, like whilst I'm doing 

834
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:49,240
something ridiculous, I could 
feel in the back of my mind like

835
00:39:49,240 --> 00:39:52,160
laughing and be like this is 
this is funny like this is so 

836
00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:52,760
stupid. 
Oh, yeah. 

837
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:54,760
There were so many times when, 
like, you were going through it 

838
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:56,880
and you just, like, would do 
something and I think I'd just 

839
00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:59,120
look at you and be like, I'm 
going to laugh about this in a 

840
00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:01,000
second, But not to her face. 
Yeah. 

841
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:04,880
Because it was funny. 
But then on the flip side of 

842
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:09,720
your funny like weirdness, you 
also have many a hobby. 

843
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:12,000
Oh yeah. 
Many adventure. 

844
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:15,080
Oh my God, just have to say 
something very, very quickly. 

845
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:17,840
You know that Courtney Cyrus boy
that I always watch on TikTok 

846
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:20,000
live and TikTok. 
I always watch him singing and 

847
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:23,080
when I'm cleaning windows voice 
he's on pot better right now and

848
00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:25,920
we're going to have to go after 
this to go and witness him play.

849
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:28,000
I'm not joking. 
So my hobbies. 

850
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:32,400
Yeah, and I mean, this obviously
comes alongside your ADHD brain.

851
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:37,560
So, you know, you're you're a 
painter, you're a bongo player, 

852
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:44,320
a Spanish guitarist, ADJ. 
A children's book writer. 

853
00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:46,480
A children's author and 
illustrator. 

854
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:51,440
Oh my God, the list is endless. 
Alan Titchmarsh in the in the 

855
00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:53,400
garden. 
But that's never to happen. 

856
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:54,920
But to be fair, I actually hang 
on. 

857
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:57,800
I have a whole this I'd say it's
not a hobby. 

858
00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:02,040
These are business ventures 
which I actually have labeled 

859
00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:04,760
this note. 
OK, someone won't say because 

860
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:06,720
I'm actually a good ideas and I 
don't want people to take them 

861
00:41:06,720 --> 00:41:07,680
from you. 
Yeah, OK. 

862
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:09,840
Some are good. 
Listen up, you actually 

863
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:12,600
attempted this and you stopped 
TikTok satisfying account. 

864
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:15,640
So true the. 
Intent. 

865
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:18,440
Was there the intent? 
Was there TikTok satisfying 

866
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:19,880
account. 
I knew that I wasn't going to 

867
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:24,960
have to do anything front facing
and I thought oh how about I 

868
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:27,360
just go and get a million 
followers on a TikTok account 

869
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:29,280
that is all about satisfying 
things. 

870
00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:33,000
So like the soap cutting and 
shit and then make some money. 

871
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:35,520
Did I did that for a full less 
than a day? 

872
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:39,920
I'd say about an hour. 
OK next one was to be a foodie 

873
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:41,800
TikTok account. 
So you were going to pretend to 

874
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:43,800
be eating all those bad food? 
Yeah, I was going to be 

875
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:46,560
pretending to eat loads people 
and loads of bad. 

876
00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:47,800
Food. 
People do do that now. 

877
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:49,600
Exactly. 
You've not seen it Successful. 

878
00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:51,400
Yeah. 
Well, you messed up. 

879
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:56,200
Yeah, chess. 
Just chess. 

880
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:59,000
Just chess. 
I still want to learn how to 

881
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:02,280
play chess, so I think I have 
the patience. 

882
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:05,000
I actually would really like to,
but to be fair, I think I'd find

883
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,280
it hard because Jess and her 
friend Mitch tried to teach me 

884
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:09,680
how to play backgammon and like 
that just wasn't competing. 

885
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:11,440
No. 
But it's actually really fucking

886
00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:11,880
easy. 
I felt. 

887
00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:13,480
Really. 
Embarrassed whenever somebody 

888
00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:16,520
tries to tell me in like any 
kind of instructions to a game, 

889
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:20,200
my brain just goes blank. 
OK, DJs on there that we've 

890
00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:21,520
already covered. 
I don't really know what this 

891
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:25,600
means, but ChatGPT. 
I don't know who knows who knows

892
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:28,960
who knows whatever the fuck. 
Debating being Elephant Man 

893
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:30,800
question mark. 
What the fuck? 

894
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:34,040
Was this one, you know what 
somebody already you said this 

895
00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:35,840
before and I didn't get it then 
either. 

896
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:37,520
Well. 
Well, it's there. 

897
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:40,920
Yeah. 
Dog delivery service I still 

898
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:41,600
think this is a good. 
Idea. 

899
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:42,840
I still think it's a very good 
idea. 

900
00:42:43,720 --> 00:42:45,480
Maybe we should don't give them 
the details of it. 

901
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:48,960
Yeah, it's a very good idea. 
Building hotels because Freya 

902
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:51,160
can use numbers with anything to
do with money. 

903
00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:55,000
OK, what the fuck? 
I think you're basically saying 

904
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,680
how good you are with numbers 
and money so you could build 

905
00:42:57,680 --> 00:43:01,560
hotels. 
No, I think the line of numbers 

906
00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:03,920
and money went there. 
I think somebody said something 

907
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:06,560
about numbers and I said I'm 
only good with numbers when it 

908
00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:08,080
comes to money. 
But we were talking about 

909
00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:09,040
building. 
You were talking about how you 

910
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:10,800
could build hotels. 
That was the high, remember? 

911
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:15,720
Absolutely no way. 
Well say this to 2024 years. 

912
00:43:15,720 --> 00:43:19,680
I could build a hotel. 
I can't even build a lounge, so 

913
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:23,760
no allotment. 
Yeah, I still think that's a 

914
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:25,080
great idea. 
If I, why are there? 

915
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:27,040
Allotments. 
Annoying, that's the problem. 

916
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:29,880
But if there was an allotment 
nearby it probably would be 

917
00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:31,360
quite fun. 
Although I am looking at the 

918
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:35,200
multi purpose compost that's 
outside of my balcony there, the

919
00:43:35,240 --> 00:43:39,400
limp bag of compost that I still
haven't used to plant my seeds. 

920
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:42,640
So maybe I wouldn't. 
But I think it would be quite a 

921
00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:45,480
nice thing to be able to. 
It would feel very much like not

922
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:47,920
London, you know, I think it'd 
be so nice to walk over to an 

923
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:49,880
allotment and. 
But there probably. 

924
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:51,800
Is so your seeds? 
No, there are. 

925
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:56,720
There are, but like potatoes and
lettuces and stuff. 

926
00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:58,600
Well, we can look in produce. 
Is expensive. 

927
00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:00,800
I spend so much money on food. 
I spend all my money on food. 

928
00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:04,160
I could have rugs and mirrors by
now if I wasn't spending so much

929
00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:05,360
fucking money on you've. 
Literally. 

930
00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:07,840
Got seeds of like tomatoes, 
Peppers, powder and Peppers. 

931
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:11,720
You literally have a through. 
Yeah right. 6 troughs out there.

932
00:44:11,720 --> 00:44:14,320
Yeah, well, I want to dress as 
hell but she's fucked off to 

933
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:16,240
Australia so she can go get 
done. 

934
00:44:16,720 --> 00:44:17,800
Give it. 
She's back in two weeks. 

935
00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:22,200
Do it then, OK? 
Asking if you're too old to join

936
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:25,640
the army. 
I think I was saying I really 

937
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:27,800
don't want to ever get drafted. 
Am I too old? 

938
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:29,400
And I hope I am. 
Am I too old? 

939
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:32,160
I don't think I am. 
What's the Asian event? 

940
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:34,920
I don't know. 
I just don't think, I just don't

941
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:36,560
think it would be for me, the 
army. 

942
00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:39,160
No, you'd be annoying. 
I'd be good. 

943
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:41,280
I'd be stop dropping rolly. 
You see the way I can barge. 

944
00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:44,360
My reflexes are very good. 
Yeah, but if you were in the mud

945
00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:46,280
and like you got your face fell 
in the mud, you just freak. 

946
00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:48,000
Out. 
Oh no no, I'm so fine with the 

947
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,800
mud part, I'm just not fine with
the rest of the roughing it. 

948
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:53,040
You wouldn't like dirt going in 
your mouth, on your lip. 

949
00:44:53,240 --> 00:44:56,840
Oh yeah, it would go in my lip 
every time. 

950
00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:59,800
That something disgusting. 
It always lands on Fry's lip. 

951
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:01,800
Yeah. 
Like when we went to Ibiza, we 

952
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:05,800
went to an alpaca farm and the 
alpaca spat and it hit her lip. 

953
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:08,680
Something else hit your lip the 
other day and I can't remember 

954
00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:09,920
what it was. 
Well, it's just whenever I'm 

955
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:12,200
doing anything like say I'm like
washing up something that I'm 

956
00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:15,000
like that's disgusting, it will 
always splash back and hit my 

957
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:17,280
lip or like someone is talking 
to me and they spit. 

958
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:19,000
It'll always hit either my eye 
or my lip. 

959
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:23,320
And I'm like, why can it not go 
literally anywhere other than my

960
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:25,680
God damn fucking lip? 
Psychology degree. 

961
00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:29,400
Yeah, I actually. 
You applied to uni. 

962
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:33,040
Yeah, I applied to uni. 
It took me two hours. 

963
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:37,080
Homeless cleaning van. 
Good idea. 

964
00:45:37,240 --> 00:45:38,880
I think so. 
I think the homeless cleaning 

965
00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:40,840
van is a great idea and then 
it's a charity. 

966
00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:42,240
It wouldn't be. 
That wouldn't be a business 

967
00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:43,640
venture Castle. 
Cleaning. 

968
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:49,480
Yep, castle cleaning is all 
about having more high end 

969
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:51,920
cleaning services that you know 
are going to be like 

970
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:53,920
prestigious. 
So the type you would basically 

971
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:56,720
like head hunt the people that 
clean for these like very fancy 

972
00:45:56,720 --> 00:45:59,600
hotels, etcetera. 
And they would go into the, 

973
00:45:59,880 --> 00:46:03,440
obviously it'd be for the elite 
that like to just spend loads of

974
00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:05,360
money on anything. 
And they like to brag to their 

975
00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:07,120
friends that they have the 
poshest cleaners. 

976
00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:11,600
And yeah, everything would be 
like steam cleaned. 

977
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:14,400
Everyone would have their own 
bespoke scent for their house. 

978
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:16,040
I think it's a great idea, 
honestly. 

979
00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:17,680
OK, I still think that's a good 
idea. 

980
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:19,000
OK. 
I'm not going to say the next 

981
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:21,600
two. 
Are those good ones? 

982
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:23,440
Yeah. 
And the things that we want to 

983
00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:25,800
do. 
Greek olive oil house. 

984
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:32,880
Yes, so I still want this which 
you can buy plots of olive like 

985
00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:37,400
olive land with olive trees in 
Greece for not a lot of money 

986
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:38,560
and then make. 
Your own olive oil. 

987
00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:40,880
Produce my own olive oil. 
That is literally my dream come 

988
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:43,280
true. 
Franchising 711 to the UK. 

989
00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:44,760
Yeah, amazing idea. 
Yeah, I'm. 

990
00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:47,560
I'm I'm for this how? 
Do we do it well? 

991
00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:50,080
We would basically just have to 
get like investment funding and 

992
00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:52,400
we would have to come up with 
like business case studies as to

993
00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:55,320
how successful it would be and 
then see if they've got a 

994
00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:58,120
franchise model as part of 711 
and see what their 

995
00:46:58,120 --> 00:46:58,880
international. 
Laws. 

996
00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:01,600
There's those fake fucking 711 
stores around here that keep 

997
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:03,920
cropping up. 
Yeah, I want the real deal. 

998
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:05,440
I want I want the social 
machine. 

999
00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:09,080
And we could like we could 
basically have like a 

1000
00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:11,720
partnership with like garages, 
etcetera, because that's usually

1001
00:47:11,720 --> 00:47:13,880
where they are. 
I feel like stores as well 

1002
00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:14,960
though. 
Or both. 

1003
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:19,800
I like the Korean 7 elevens. 
I like the Thailand ones. 

1004
00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:21,280
Fun. 
Yeah, very fun. 

1005
00:47:22,240 --> 00:47:25,080
Yeah, that's see. 
Some of those are great ideas. 

1006
00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:26,480
No, they are. 
It's just funny when they're all

1007
00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:27,960
written down. 
But The thing is, is that there 

1008
00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:30,160
is like one a day, so I know 
that I am quite. 

1009
00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:33,120
Insufferable, but, well, we're 
not even going to get into your 

1010
00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:33,880
ailment. 
List. 

1011
00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:35,320
No, we're not talking about the 
ailment. 

1012
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:38,400
List No, it's all good. 
I think I've been rinsed enough 

1013
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:40,440
today. 
The overview of the ailment list

1014
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:42,120
is. 
I have a list on my phone in my 

1015
00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:46,920
notes app of a time in which 
Freya had some form of illness 

1016
00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:51,040
or problem every day and 
there'll be like a few a day as 

1017
00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:52,640
well. 
But like, very funny. 

1018
00:47:52,880 --> 00:48:00,760
That is OCD and somatic anxiety 
well which I am working on. 

1019
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:04,320
Fix the The ailment list hasn't 
been updated since last. 

1020
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:07,560
Year So you know I'm really 
working on fixing that because I

1021
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:12,880
know that sometimes my anxiety 
symptoms come out very 

1022
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:15,720
physically within my body. 
I think because my brain finds 

1023
00:48:15,720 --> 00:48:19,480
it so overwhelming to cope with 
it that it will quite literally 

1024
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:24,520
give me a physical pain to focus
on, which is annoying and 

1025
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:26,320
something that I don't want to 
have to deal with. 

1026
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:29,840
But the OCD in me means that I 
have to make it everyone's 

1027
00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:32,280
problem. 
So I have to tell you about. 

1028
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:35,040
Oh, it's fine. 
It's all in so with love, So 

1029
00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:36,880
with love it's all taken with 
love it's. 

1030
00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:39,440
All taken with love and a bit of
an asshole in your face. 

1031
00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:43,240
I am a delight to be around. 
Yeah, the asshole on the face is

1032
00:48:43,240 --> 00:48:45,520
funny. 
So can you guys let me know if 

1033
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:51,760
you still fancy me? 
But also, we've all got an 

1034
00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:55,240
asshole, so I don't. 
Yeah, yeah, you. 

1035
00:48:55,240 --> 00:48:56,600
Don't have one? 
Yeah, I remember. 

1036
00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:59,120
You don't have. 
One everyone's got 1 apart from 

1037
00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:03,960
Liv so I do have an asshole to 
panic. 

1038
00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:06,120
Like I'm going to imagine people
think. 

1039
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:09,720
One last thing, I'm like sat at 
the table where me and my very 

1040
00:49:09,720 --> 00:49:12,800
good friend Lauren Ackliner 
wrote a little song a couple of 

1041
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:15,680
weeks ago which I really 
actually want to get produced 

1042
00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:18,520
and bring out. 
And you guys might be able to 

1043
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:21,160
listen to some of my stuff soon,
who knows? 

1044
00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:23,920
Then people can really go to 
your concert and not go to a 

1045
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:24,680
karaoke. 
Really. 

1046
00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:26,960
Go to my concert. 
Yeah, Sabrina. 

1047
00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:29,280
Carpenter, watch out, Frank is 
coming. 

1048
00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:31,400
Lesbian Sabrina Carpenter. 
Especially because I was wearing

1049
00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:34,640
a skirt yesterday. 
Yeah, I'm coming for a fucking 

1050
00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:36,320
brand. 
You tell her. 

1051
00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:39,080
Yeah, boy. 
Sabrina, listen up, bitch. 

1052
00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:41,160
I'm coming for you. 
I am. 

1053
00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:43,560
OK, great. 
OK, let's so where we going? 

1054
00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:45,680
Where we going now, we're going.
We're going to go to Portobello 

1055
00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:49,120
Road to go and stalk Courtney 
Cyrus who is the boy who plays 

1056
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:52,200
the ukulele on TikTok, which I 
always see him on TikTok live 

1057
00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:54,920
and I stalk his account. 
We're going to go and see him 

1058
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:58,880
play live and then we. 
Want a cupcake? 

1059
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,000
I want a cupcake from 
Hummingbird Bakery. 

1060
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:06,200
The vegan red velvet cake and 
then we're going to go and see 

1061
00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:10,520
some friends at the pub And then
it is our friend Eris's birthday

1062
00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:12,320
and that is more karaoke 
tonight. 

1063
00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:19,400
So lesbians, we love you and I 
will speak to you or Scarlett 

1064
00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:22,120
will speak to you next week. 
I will all speak to you or 

1065
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:25,200
we'll. 
All speak to you, including my 

1066
00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:26,280
asshole. 
Exactly. 

1067
00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:27,480
Love you all, bye.
