Hello everyone, welcome to episode 47 nearly on the Big 5 O
of the Lesbian Supper Club podcast recording today.
Feeling a little bit ropey because we had our June Lesbian
Supper Club event last night which was a good one.
I feel like the vibes were even better than usual because
everyone knew it was pride months they really went.
All out. They really did go all out.
I feel like there was just so, first of all, so many people,
which, yeah. There was like 250 of you.
Yeah. All just sprawled onto the
streets. By the end of the night, but it
was so good, like everyone that I spoke to was just such a good
vibe. Yeah, I feel like you guys just
always bring the best vibe. Like everyone's just happy.
Everyone like, talks to each other.
There's no like, never any weird atmosphere.
There's no bitchiness or anything or like fights or you
know, so I'm like proud of you guys because honestly, like
because you never, you never know who's going to rock up and
you can't guarantee that kind of behaviour, but every single time
you guys pull out the bag. So I think you will know that as
well that like imagine me reacting to a fight.
I'll be bad. I'll be fuming.
Absolutely fucking raging I'd. Be absolutely fuming.
The closest thing we did get to a fight is yesterday.
For the first time ever we had a arm wrestling table.
That will be happening going forward.
That was the highlight of my night.
Shout out to be who I think went undefeated like 10 to 15 times.
Jesus Christ. Yeah, she was insane.
Which B, that is amazing. Yeah, that, that shit's hot.
Yeah, like she smashed it. I think she was the one as well
that just beat Catherine. Like straight up Catherine
Picker. Oh my God, so.
Catherine is by far the strongest person I've ever met.
Like insanely strong. Smashed her.
She actually went up against a girl.
I think this like really small blonde girl that I think her arm
was like the size of my wrist and she beat her in the end, but
this girl put up a good fight. I was like, wow, I've been shown
away. I.
Also shout out to Helena, the Brazilian one, who absolutely
Oh, she smashed you. So many people, especially me.
But she's so strong. She is strong.
So she was, so she was like the silver medallist.
So B took gold. Mm.
Hmm. The gold.
So the gold goes to. BI can't really remember who
else put in a good shift, so many of them don't.
There was someone quite early on that went undefeated for a
while. Marta was it.
Marta went undefeated for quite a while as well.
OK, so we'll give Marta bronze. Maybe next time we will bring
trophies. Someone has actually just tagged
us because they have injured their wrist.
No, they've they've resurfaced and it was Abby.
Abby has resurfaced an old rowing injury via arm wrestling.
Well, do you know what we So for those of you who who weren't
there, we had Right to Play, which is an international
charity that's focused around for children from impoverished
war zone backgrounds. And we had them there with a
card reader and donation buckets and everyone paid a pound
minimum to play. And I just want to say again,
like a lot of you were donating more and like really supportive
of the 'cause as well. And again, like that genuinely
means so much to us because we said it once, we'll say it
again. It is all about the community.
And I think we all know it's like queer liberation.
It sounds a bit cliche, but no one's free until we're all free.
And so oppression is oppression at the end of the day.
So if you haven't, check out Right to Play because they are
an absolutely incredible charity doing amazing things.
They use play to help children in really disadvantaged
circumstances. Aren't they also the only
charity that's on the ground right now in Gaza?
So until recently, sadly, their office has now been destroyed,
but they are still operating in Gaza trying to do everything
they can. So if you weren't at the event
last night or you haven't yet been able to donate, please do
donate to Write to play because it goes to a very amazing cause.
Amen. And safe to say, there will be a
July lesbian supper club coming to you soon.
So keep a lookout on the stories.
Those on the Patreon get initial access, but keep a lookout on
the stories because there's going to be tickets coming up
soon. And they sell out instantly so.
Instantly because you're all crazy and we know that you're
not going to want to miss this one because they are just
getting better and better. Better and better and bigger and
bigger. That's the main thing.
And I feel like it's just like everyone's on the same level,
which is really nice. Even if you've all come from
different areas, you all have a common interest, right?
Pussy. Pussy, isn't it?
Pussy OH. Well, Scarlett's off to Cornwall
today. I am.
I'm going back down to Cornwall to make the most of the weather
and find my peace. You're also going to be starting
something really exciting as well.
Do you want to let them know about your CBT and then what
you're going to be doing with your time on the bike?
So I don't know if anyone knows this about me, but I used to
race motorbikes when I was younger.
Probably why my parents weren't that surprise when I came out as
a lesbian. And the thing that fed me
majority the most about that situation was that I 9 times out
of 10 would always beat boys. And I think when I was like 10
or 11 I'd beat a 16 year old boy and he cried good.
And that has vindicated me ever since.
So I've been looking for a while now to get my CBT so I can
eventually get a bigger bike licence so I can get back on a
motorbike. So I'm going down to Cornwall.
I'm going to try and do that next week just because I feel
like I love extreme sports, I love cars, I love racing, I love
fast things. I don't like normal sports like
tennis, etcetera. So this is a good way for me to
get a release, get an outlet and do something for myself.
But keep your ears and eyes peeled because I do have a bit
of an idea how I'm going to bring this experience back to
you guys, back to a rider audience and do something
focused around stuff. It's focused around a topic that
I think over the last six months has been like super prevalent in
my life. And even through like the shit
that's been really hard, it has actually brought a lot of
positives that have made me think about things really
differently and think about how I can kind of take this
experience and open it up on the floor to a lot of other people
and hopefully help a lot of other people beyond like the
queer community side of things. So keep a lookout for me and
some tight Leathers coming to. I can't wait Social.
Media outlet to you see, I'm gonna be.
Drooling on my little self. I'm going to be drooling all
down myself. Do you know what I don't want to
wear anymore? Drooling all down my lip, up and
down my chin. I'm going to be stared there
like a dog, a pant and a no thank Freya.
I get off the back. Get off the bike.
I'm saying I'm going to see her on that bike.
I'm going to. No, I don't want to do it
anymore. This is what you do.
I find something and then you just manage to ruin it for me.
Like literally, does anyone else have this?
And there's been relationships. You just can't have anything for
yourself. No, she's going to get off that
bark and that bike. I'm going to go bark.
Oh no, because I will. I'll park it a mile up the road
and walk home. Don't.
Worry I'll find you. No, you won't.
I'm turning off. Yeah, I'm going to turn it off.
I was just about to say that is the point.
But I'm not going to fucking fight Joe Watt.
Actually, I don't think you're that all that good.
Yeah, because I'm not. No.
Anyway. Well, this episode is going to
be split into two because I'm doing a short intro here and
then fucking off. And then Freya is attending
London Pride tomorrow. So this episode is going to be
split into two this time because Scarlett's going to be on a
merry way over to Cornwall, and then me and Liv are going to be
picking up the mics on Sunday. Post Pride, Yeah.
Which will always be can. Somebody actually sought out
London Pride, so I actually just feel like it's so shit.
It's a bit of a gimmick these days.
I will be going and then getting the actual straight fuck away.
Showing face and then dipping out.
I think I need to put some rollerblades on so I can
literally like scoot out like I'm out.
And maybe some are you and all the girls just like going for.
We're just drinks. We're just going for drinks.
Yeah, but like somewhere very low key.
But it won't. Stay low key because not a
single person within that group is low.
Key No, we're literally the loudest bunch of girls you've
ever met in your life. It's actually quite ridiculous
and we get worse every time we meet up as well.
More tips are out, more making out, more everything.
Our friend Emily apparently last night at the after party that
they had just randomly went and got into a sparkly bikini, came
into the living room and just done like a full dance for
everyone completely unprovoked. And this is like, well, it's got
to a point where it's such normal behaviour now that people
are behaving this way that just no one even acknowledges it.
Like Olivia sent me, not manager Olivia.
Another Olivia sent me a video this morning and Emily's like in
a bra, in a miniskirt, parading around the living room.
And Manager Liv just walks past as if she doesn't even exist.
Like it's just so it's just so like also talking of Evan Hinge
going to DOB Leo in Leo basically gets drunk to a point
of a not really remembering that the night or B, always doing
something that like we all used to do when we were 16, which is
like, she hasn't stopped. She hasn't stopped Leo for some
reason hasn't evolved past this point.
So like calling your ex from five years ago thinking that
it's an amazing idea to tell you them that they're the love of
your life when they clearly aren't.
And you wake up the next morning and you're like, why did I do
that? Because it's not even like a
hidden emotion. Like I genuinely don't feel like
that. So why the fuck did I think that
was a good idea? So Leo gets such bad anxiety the
next morning that like she has to pluck up the courage to look
at her phone because she honestly doesn't know what she's
done. And today she had gone to get
her phone after going on about it for an hour that she needed
to charge it, she throws her head back onto a table and it's
like, oh, fuck. And we were like, what?
She's like, I've messaged beep that I love her.
And this was the girl that she was like seeing for quite a
brief amount of time and then now like friends.
And it's just like so platonic. Like even Leo is like there is
literally like nothing there. Like it's really platonic.
And I was like, oh, don't worry, mate.
Like, come on, you would have been chashed.
Like, it's fine, Shrek. No, I shench it at 9:00 PM.
So it wasn't even like, oh. You just looked her and you went
mate, I'm. Sorry, I'm sorry.
Nothing I can do. I've got a video of Emily crying
on the sofa. She's rolling around in her
little red shorts. Emily is the definition of like
a like an English lesbian version of Paris Hill.
She's not even English. Well, no, but she sounds very
English. She's like half, she's half
German, half French and she is one of the most majestic people
I've ever met. A.
She is like, do you remember those like pony Unicorn things
that we used to? She she literally is the
definition of a My Little Pony. Or like a Polly Pocket.
Yeah. Living in a little fantasy.
Shell yeah, I've never quite met someone like Emily actually, but
we are going to get her on the podcast just because like she
honestly, when I first met her, I was a bit like, this has got
to be a piss take like I can't I actually can't even take this
person seriously. Turns out that no, no, that is
what she's like. She is a literal parody of
herself and I love her and it's incredible.
Like the. Energy is great, yeah, she's got
a great energy and she's also just so nice as well though,
like she's got brilliant, beautiful intentions.
She's a brilliant person, but I really want to get her on
because she looks so incredible. She looks so incredibly
straight, so I feel like that would be a really good episode
about being so. Oh, and she's the biggest man
hater of us all. Yeah, it's in a man that.
Will come near the table and she'll be like.
Nope. Away.
Sorry. Away.
No, she's just away and then away.
And they're like, I'm just trying to get my.
She's like, no, I don't care. No, but I'm just trying to get
my glasses away. Get away, please.
From the lesbians. She.
Yeah. And then the trunk.
I was like, oh, I'm sure you'll do very well in life like this.
She went, honey, I already am. It was so funny.
I just love her. I love.
Her. The thing is, she's not even
joking like she already is. She is a boss as well.
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me stable, so thank you. Yeah, so it's now day after
pride. Boxing Day of Pride.
Yeah, the Boxing Day of Pride and honestly, probably people
are fighting. Fighting.
Yeah, 100% is that. Fighting for their lives or
fighting people? No.
Dude, like is it like fighting? Because I feel like so many
girls get like all emotional over pride and then like their
ex will turn up and they'll fight with someone or they'll
like break up. I don't know.
I feel like there's something about pride that actually brings
out the worst in people. Agreed, I'd feel like I would
dread to read everyone's group chat in.
London right now. No, I wouldn't dread.
I'd love to read it. I've already read a few of like
younger people. I'm like Oh my God, the fuck is
going on? I Joel Pride was actually really
good this year. It was so fun.
So me and our friend Abisha were walking the parade with Diva
magazine and I've never bought the parade in London Pride
before. And it was actually really fun
that we were following this samba band and I looked like a
twat. But like it was fun.
And but there were so many people with like the proud
parent top on and stuff, which actually broke my heart.
It's like a bit of healing for me to like see that.
Like it's really nice to see that level of support.
There was a few protesters which like so Jesus pleasers.
Freya did the most iconic thing I think I've seen in a long
time. So we were walking the parade
and then all of a sudden I hear it's a sin.
And I think, oh, fuck me. I turned my head to the left.
They're on a pedestal with a microphone, with pictures that
say Jesus has risen, you need to repent your sins, Christianity,
all this kind of shit. And I just looked at them and I
thought, what the fuck is going on?
First of all, how are you allowed?
Here, that's what I don't understand.
Why are they allowed there? Why are the police not escorting
them away? Why?
Because this is our like one day, my day.
Freya all day yesterday, as soon as we woke up, she just kept
going. Today is my day, not your day my
day. And it was my day it was your
day. And I looked at them all and
then I grabbed Abisha, a poor girl, she didn't know what was
coming. She just looked at me terrified
and I literally just like slapped a kiss on her in front
of these religious bigots behind us.
What did they say when you were kissing?
Because we could fume. Here they're fuming, fuming.
Repent, repent. Then you can see like the faces
of the photo behind. There's a photo of it on our
Lesbian Supper Club page, and you could just see the faces on
that. Frowning.
So sad. How sad.
Also, did you see the guy? You know, the main preacher?
He was in a full suit. Also, yeah, he was giving Dyke.
I also like looked at him and I was going, you're a fucking
cunt. You're a fucking cunt.
I was like, you're a cunt, you're a cunt, you're a cunt
like this. And then the guy who was like at
the bollards, obviously supposedly protecting us, was
going stop it, stop it. And I was going to you.
Yeah, I was going. He stood up there with a fucking
microphone on a pedestal, pathetic like sin, saying that
we're all sinning and that we're going to hell and all this kind
of shit. And I can't call him a cunt.
Yeah, but no, if you're saying that he can have freedom of
speech, why can't I have mine? So what I'm going to do the next
time is I'm actually going to go to one of the churches that are
like this. Oh my God, we should now do
that. No, I really am.
So I'm going to find out the churches in which they came
from. I'm going to go there and I'm
going to protest just like how they protested at mine.
Yeah, I actually didn't give a fuck.
Do you know what the sad thing about that is?
Afterwards though, because I really love screaming at bigots.
I just know for a fact if we get well when we do go, because we
will do it, I will do it. You know for a fact they'll call
the police person. The police will come and be like
move probably tried to arrest us really.
I actually don't care. Try try me.
Put me in jail. I will scissor all of my friends
in one of them I will strip down naked.
I will put on a strap on and I'll be like Jesus lights it up
the arsehole. I'm only joking by the way.
I actually really think the religion is beautiful when if
you're religious and you're listening to this because I feel
like so many people come for me. This isn't about all religion.
This is about the bigots and the extremists that use religion as
a tool to be homophobic. But I do believe that religion
can be really, really beautiful. They're using it wrong.
It was just I just. Think you could use a knife to
cut a lovely avocado? Or you could use a knife to stab
someone. It doesn't mean that all knives
are bad, it's just the person who uses.
It that was a fantastic analogy, but.
They can all get fucked and I will bring a strap on Monica.
You should get loads. We should just sort of stick
them on our heads everywhere. Charge, charge.
Like in the wall when they'd be like George it's all us and
literally strap ONS on our heads.
That would be iconic. I would do it 100%.
Stick a GoPro to the strap on. There was another one as well.
There was two of them, two of them.
There was this guy with like a big Mike, like stood up again on
a pedestal. And they were like handing out
leaflets, being like, it's not too late, like all this kind of
shit. And I was thinking, but it is
too late for you to ever be a good person or a good person and
you are going to hell. I just.
Think you are going to hell? You must have to be so sad in
your life to do that on the one day where everyone is so happy,
so full of joy. Like just.
Celebrating. The whole thing about Pride is
sharing and celebrating love, and you're there to spread hate
because you're a little loser. A virgin in it.
Virgin behaviour, Yeah. Never been laid?
Oh hell no. Hell no.
Never seen a pussy. They probably all they probably
all have micro penises as well. Oh that I'm sorry, it is an
actual fact. I don't even need to research
this. All of those men there had micro
penises. If they had big Dicks they
wouldn't behave that way. No.
Could you imagine a man with a big Dick behaving that way?
Probably no, not that way, not that way.
Still act like like a cock, but not like that.
Cock. Like a cock.
Cock. Awful word.
It was fantastic. I was so happy you did that
going. Back to the fun bit.
Yeah, the kiss was great. Sorry, Abisha.
No. What was?
Even she loved it. What was he?
Oh, I feel like we've not even said.
By the way. Hi, this is Liv.
Oh yeah. Sorry, I've got Liv with me.
I think Scarlett said that Liv was going to join.
Oh yeah, hello. It's half of the episode.
But what was the best thing about the kiss was I.
I obviously went to the parade to watch Freya and Abisha and I
was with Ibisha's girlfriend Olivia and she was filming it.
Sorry Olivia. She started filming and all of a
sudden he started kissing and we were both screaming.
We were like, that is the best thing ever.
I did actually say the night before at the pub night, I was
like, I'm going to just make up with your girlfriend that way.
She was like, do it. And I, we were talking about
that before we arrived and she, she said she's like, I really
hope they do. That's so funny.
That was really, really funny. Yeah.
Completely harmless, but it has to be done.
It does. And then he was just there with
her, like middle finger up. It was hysterical.
And then and then afterwards we went and had a very civilized
lunch and a drink at Julie's and Notting Hill, which was very,
very stunning. Leo's here as well.
I don't want to talk. Leo's feeling a little bit worse
for Wes. 100 percent 100% zero percent.
Yeah, it was very classy of us. It was very classy.
It was beautiful. My little crab canape that I
had. Yeah, I felt like that was
really needed, that like Interlude.
Agreed. So I came back at a shower
because I was literally the amount of sweat that was coming
off my tits was unreal. Like because I didn't wear a
bra. So it was just mayhem.
Mayhem. To be fair, when you when you
walked by us, Olivia was like, why is Freya wearing a grey vest
today? And I was like, I actually don't
know. Literally an idiot.
Like tits look great though. No they didn't.
They had tits sweat everywhere. It was awful.
Just like a line of booby booby booby leak, booby leak.
It was lactating. Oh yeah, So we went.
We went for a little lunch with our.
Friends. And then we went to British
Summertime Festival. It was really, really fun.
We went to go and see Scissor, which was the best.
Oh my God, was angelic on that stage.
Did you see her riding that beetle?
I was unhinged. Not.
Me. Not me saying she was angelic.
And I was like, she was riding that beetle.
She was. When I saw those thighs riding
that beetle, I said to about 5 people, I would love to be that
beetle, but the beetle is my face and she's crushing me with
those thighs. Do you know what I loved?
Obviously. Obviously we were all with a big
group of lesbians. Yeah, that's scissor.
And everyone's. Toes open, as soon as she came
out we all just looked at each other and we were like she is
so. And then the guitarist came out
and I lost my. I love how the cameraman even
agreed with us. The cameraman was just focused.
On the guitarist. She was incredible.
Also, she's got so many good songs.
Also, scissor sounds just amazing.
She sounds. Yeah.
Great, an artist, that Dior number that she was wearing.
Oh, it was it was just amazing. I'm so.
I don't know if I want to be her or be in her or maybe both.
I'm so, so glad that we weren't. Yeah.
I feel like it was a really nice end to our day.
But. It was like a little surprise.
We didn't really know that we were going until the day before,
so I was buzzing. I didn't really know how good it
was going to be and it was so much better than I had expected.
So happy days. And then afterwards, so really
quickly. I know I mentioned about
hypnotherapy, but the latest hypnotherapy session that I've
had was all about control and letting go of control and
usually Freya. By this point.
It was what like half past? I know it's like 11 when we left
BSA. Yeah.
Half ten, 10:45 Yeah. And like, isn't late, but
bearing in mind, I'd actually been out since 10:30, no
10/10/15 that morning. So it'd been like a long hour
stay. And I was like, I'm going to go
home, I'm going to go home. And then everyone's like, oh,
no, you sure? Like we're going to go back to
our friend's house, blah, blah. And I was thinking, do you know
what? Yeah.
And like I like stopped that like control of having to have
such intense control over my life.
And then me and Leo rode back on the line back.
But poor Leo had to be on the back absolutely ruined her
crotch. Done, done it.
Anal pain. Anal Pain.
No, I was. Rain anal pain.
It was probably like I actually my cocktick is Oh no, you she's
got bruises all over her legs. I'm so surprised that we made it
unscathed. It was like a 35 minute cycle
and we were like cycling through like Edgware Rd. like the
busiest Rd. in London whilst Leo's on the back.
But she wasn't even clinging on to me for dear love.
I think she's got AI think she's got a death wish.
I think so. No, but I was so proud of you
because it's not it's not I've the whole time we've been
friends. I've never seen you do that.
And I was like. It's such a good stepping stone
for you. And then, well, we went straight
back to hers and then we were there until like, what?
Like 3:30. Yeah, I think like 4:00.
Yeah, then we just line biked back, which was really fun.
It was such. Like a light was about to come
up, so you know when you're like, let's cycle.
No, I was literally like Freya. I have to go to sleep before the
light comes out otherwise. I do understand that it's a
horrible feeling. I kept like randomly waking up
last night just like it was annoying me, but I think it's
also because I smoked some. No, I didn't.
I didn't do anything. By the way, I don't do drugs.
I feel like people think that when you stay up that late, you
do drugs. I just want to make a
disclaimer, I do not advocate for drugs.
I actually think it's the unsexiest, most unattractive
thing ever. You do your thing, but it ain't
for me, honey. It's not for me and I am.
I care about myself too much. I actually do.
I know me and Olivia, not you, but other Olivia were talking
about this yesterday. I know I'd be the one to take
something and like I actually just did like white heroin or
something and die. That's straight up, you know,
they die from like one line. That would be me.
That would. Happen to you?
100% I'd be hospitalized. I wouldn't be fun.
I know I wouldn't be fun. It's just not for me.
I don't, I think that actually, and this is one thing that I
want to say to like anyone who's a younger listener as well.
I think it's become so incredibly glamorised and I can
see a lot of pushing in the community.
They're like, if you're not doing it, they're like, why
aren't you doing it? Why aren't you doing it?
I actually witnessed this with my own eyes and I'm like, whoa,
whoa, whoa. Do you know what?
My what? What I hate the most is when you
don't want to do something and people call you boring for it.
There's nothing that winds me up more than that, because don't
call someone like you're boring. You've got to have.
This have a good time yeah, I'm fine.
I'm great. I'm.
Great, I'm great. I'm.
Chilling. I don't need to feel this way.
I don't need to put that into my body.
Like no, you sure don't need to. Spend all that money like.
And also I'm not being funny. Like cocaine is a Class A drug.
You lot are taking it like it's paracetamol.
I don't think any of you understand how dangerous this
drug is. A great.
Yeah. And MD and speed.
It's all of it. It's just so bad for you.
It's so harmful. It's so expensive.
You don't know what is in it. You are literally going to.
And also, can I just say it makes you look really ugly.
It ages you bad. If any of you are going to be
like, oh she's boring for saying this, mark my words, it makes
you ugly. Over time that wears on you.
Message us in 20. Years time, then we'll talk.
No, not even 20 message. Me in five years time, have you
seen it? Anyone seen what the Love Island
you're watching? Love Island?
Mate, Leo. No, but actually no.
It's shit but. Mum friend is in it, yes, I saw
a tweet recently because I don't watch Love Island.
I really can't stand the show. And it was a photo of three of
the girls that are in there and I'm 25, right?
All these girls are younger than me 2323.
One of them's 20. Three.
Yeah, that's not nice. That's not nice.
You're all filled up way too much.
I'm sorry girls, I'm all for cosmetics and doing things to
make you feel better, but give it a rest.
She could be at least 45. I actually know.
I actually know a 50 year old that looks younger than this
art. She looks younger.
She does, she does. These girls, baby girls.
You're beautiful, obviously, but Oh my God, it's such a shame you
look so such. And you know, it's drugs as
well. Oh, it's drugs.
It does drugs from. Villa just stop it girl, just
fucking calm down. I love the turn.
This conversation has taken you know what I'm actually.
Pissed off about it now, and it does annoy me because people do
take it too far. And I think you're not boring
for not doing it. And if somebody's pressuring you
to do drugs, they're just not your people.
No, they're not your people. I'm sorry, even if they're
pressuring you to like drink more because I get that because
I don't drink those when I go out and last night, like people
are asking me all the time, do you want another drink?
Do you want Amber? No thanks, no, come on.
I was like, no thanks. Go on.
I was like, no thanks, You don't drink.
I was like, well, I do, but like right now I'm just like
chilling. I've I've had enough.
I used to get that a. Lot when I first started going
out, you know, in a younger going clubbing, I mean none of
my. Friends do this to me, but no,
my friends look at me and they're like yeah, fuck you, I
won't get you anything it. Would get to a point where it
was like 1:00 AM and I wanted to go home because I was like I'm
tired now and my friends would be like please you'll.
Please say no, don't know. It'll be like live, stop being
boring, stay out, stay out and I'm like no, no see now I.
Don't care what anyone says to me, once I've made the decision
to go home, I'm going there. Fuck.
Apart from last night, because actually, because it was Leo
that was like please, mate, I was like fuck it, OK, no, but
it's it really is like circumstances or sometimes I was
a bit like no, but I was still humming and R ING it.
Do you know what I mean? But if I'm a solid no, I'm going
home. You cannot.
Wild horses couldn't drag me away.
I'm fucking leaving, bitch. I'm Audi wild horses.
Did you? Did you just?
Wild, wild horses. It's a running stones.
Sorry, I forgot that I'm old, couldn't drag me away.
Oh, and then me and Apisha did the whole rendition of Take Me
Baby or Leave Me from Ren. Oh my God.
And then my girlfriend. Let's have a look.
Baby. Baby.
I love you. I love you.
Can you stop? Because we're trying to have a
conversation. I was like, move the
conversation elsewhere. Yeah.
You leave. I'm sorry.
It was on par, if not better
than scissor, I tell you what was.
Literally going to be my 13th reason yesterday.
You and. Eva doing the 120 no 12345678.
2345678345666 this all. Happened when we were going into
Sizzle because I said to the stewards I've got 8 tickets and
all of a sudden that was on repeat for about an hour.
Yeah I can now. It was constant even even
together are like 2 little children.
Sometimes I love that though. No, it's fantastic it.
Is great, but like I'm also a bit like that.
With Bree, whenever I get Bree, very silly.
Me and Eva last night, it was like 3:00 AM and we both look at
each other and, you know, you just have a proper Dickie on.
You've got to fill all the phases, all the noises, because
you kind of got to get out of your system.
Yeah. And you go and you egg each
other once. We're like.
Together and what the. Fuck we if anyone could see us
right now, but it actually helps.
I don't know what it is because you get it out your system and
then. It's done, but you know, and
it's like TikTok. Videos where they're like me
after a long day at the office and they're sat there like,
because it's like, that's me, I need to do that.
Yeah, after a long day being a normal person.
But I'm looking forward to like, I'm just going to carry on pride
now. Fuck it.
I think so. Every day's pride.
Well, well, well. Actually, it is.
Because we just received a wet for her package of Scarlett and
you. Did receive that?
Yeah, me and Scraggs just received.
The most it's like Christmas Day married lesbian.
So I actually stuck one of them I know I keep.
Staring at it and the fact it's. Got a marijuana?
Leaf on it and I'm I don't know why imagine it's laser T only
it's laser THC oh by the way I. I do love I, I think marijuana's
fine. By the way.
Just side note side note, a marijuana's natural legalized
weed. I mean, yeah, literally.
Legalized weed shirt, It's a gateway drug, right?
And it's only a gateway drug because you have to get a
dealer's number to get it, and then the dealer has other.
Things to sell? They sell them a list, Yeah.
Whereas like, if you could just go to a cafe and get some
marijuana while you're there. What, what's your gateway drug
there? A fucking it's gone, it's gone,
I started. With the weed.
And I hit the hard stuff. Now I'm on the scope and I got
myself 2 cookies. I'll fucking now myself.
A brownie. Oh damn, that.
One was laced too. We've got going on.
It's now. Chill time, chill time for.
Like literally 3 days and then we say that I know.
And then we've got Levi's McLaren event which I'm so bust
for. I know what we.
Need to talk about that. We've got coming up Tinder,
Tinder so excited, Very, very exciting.
I'm actually a little bit nervous.
Not going to lie, but Tinder next Monday we're doing a
collaboration with to host an official lesbian supper club.
Supper club? Yeah, an actual.
Sit down, supper club and Tinder.
Can I just say have been one of the most incredible companies to
work with. They're amazing.
They're so good, the. Team is brilliant and then also
Mam Sham who if you haven't already heard if you want to
look into like catering they also they host events as well.
You can go to their own supper. Clubs.
When I tell you these girls are like best friends from school,
Rihanna and Maria, they are. I they might.
They blow my mind. They are.
Incredible because they're conceptual.
Diners like they're conceptual caterers, so everything is like
everything means something or it's got like they, they package
things really interesting. You have to check them out
because I can't, I can't do it justice.
But they're taking our stories to like the starter and then the
main and then the dessert. And we're going to walk people
through the journey of the lesbian revolution basically.
And the food is going to match our stories in which we tell.
So we're kind of doing like a mini live podcast in between
each in between each course. And obviously I'm quite nervous
to do that because I've never done a live podcast before.
But also I know this so well. Like I think I think as well.
After the after the event, it's going to be such.
I feel like you're going to feel really proud of yourself.
I hope so, yeah. I.
Think so and and I hope that we do it justice for them because
they've worked so incredibly hard.
I think that's why I'm more nervous.
They've been. If they were shit.
No, they have been. Amazing out the.
Most incredible venue as well. It's this like sky high just by
London Bridge penthouse with a wrap around balcony overlooking
the whole of London. Yeah, it's gorgeous concrete,
like lime wash walls and I know that mamshan, they also decorate
as well whenever they do events, so I know that they will do it
justice. I can't.
Wait for the next.
Time and maybe like the so not next episode, but the episode
afterwards will be us telling you all about it and there will
be I shit myself or not there'll be footage on the.
Lot of footage. Yeah, it'll be everywhere,
Tinder. Gonna make a gorgeous gorgeous
reel. Post post show reel your post.
That's so good. That's so I'm so excited and.
Then it's my birthday and then it's.
Liv's birthday. She's finally gonna make the big
two sick. Yay.
Getting into the later 20s now. I'm in my, I'm in my late. 20s
Although I did I was. Then like actually the older you
get, the older I get. So I was thinking, fuck when
you're 30, I'm 35. Oh, that's halfway.
You're going to. Thrive.
Your 30s are going to be your best years. 35 and thrive. 35
and. Thrive, baby, as it is honey
and. If any of you are in your 30s,
forties, 50s, whatever I think the 30s or the new 20s got to
be, I agree. You say a lot of your favorite
people are in your 30s. Very true they are.
They are lesbians. We love you.
I don't have a Horror Story because I'm absolutely fucking
exhausted. I'm exhausted and.
I feel like it was such a good day.
We don't need to end it with the Horror Story.
I am the Horror Story Leo. Is the horror.
Story today what's words the don't?
Worry I'm I am just the Horror Story.
Yeah, Leo's the Horror Story. So I don't actually need to have
one because I'm living it currently.
I love you all and we will speak to you next week.
Bye bye. Bye.
Bye bye. Bye bye.