Hello lesbians. Good morning, good afternoon,
good evening and good night to everyone listening.
This is. Giving Where's that from?
Is that from the film with Jim Carrey in it?
Is it? What?
Liar. Liar.
No, no, the one where. Bruce Almighty.
No, the one where his whole life is fake.
I literally mentioned it earlier today.
Truman Show. Truman Show?
I'm pretty sure he says that. Good afternoon.
Good. Morning.
I think so, yeah, probably. I've only watched it like once.
Years ago, I went through a phase where I thought I was in
The Truman Show. I still kind of think it to this
day. It's.
Called mental illness. No, not.
Actually, it's not dissociation, it's the fact that everywhere
that I went would suddenly get busy.
And it happened everywhere I went and it was so annoying.
Like a place that's usually dead.
I'd go into and then all of a sudden it'd be really busy.
I'd walk into the shop, there'd be no one there, and then I'd go
to pay and there'd be queues. I was like, what?
A Shriman show. True, or it could just mean that
you've done something bad in the past life and it's just coming
back to haunt you in the most annoying way possible.
To queue for everything, Yeah, yeah, fair enough.
We haven't actually talked about the event that we had it.
Was a couple of weeks ago, now wasn't.
It I thought it was insane. It was really good, so good.
We had the garden Bar which is around Notting Hill, and it was
just like a massive enclosed garden and I'd say there's about
404 fifty lesbians. I'd say at least 450.
It was insane, yeah. It was nice because there's like
such a big outside space, which is great because like, let's
face it, everyone's gone back to smoking.
And I thought once we were told to go inside at like half ten
11:00-ish. She's 11.
Yeah, 11. I thought, you know, like
naturally it will like start to die down because generally we
obviously do the pub nights. People always like being
outside. Like if you live in London or
you know, London, you know that there's not always a huge amount
of choice when it comes to outside space.
And people always do like kind of come in and like congregate
inside and continue the night. But like usually with the pubs
that we go for, it's quite like a small space as well.
So it's more like a social thing where people come in and talk.
However, this place is like, it's kind of actually like a bar
on the inside. I'd say like, yeah, Phil's very
much like a pub on the outside, but a bar on the inside.
And it's a big space as well. And they can turn the music up
really quite loud. So I was one of the last people
to go into the bar because I was like shunting everyone in being
like get your fucking ass inside now.
And then by the time I got inside it was already feral.
Like I walked in and the music was just blaring and there was
just girls jumping, screaming everywhere on the tables, crowd
surfing. Singing their heart.
Like performing like Coyote Ugly.
No, it was wild. It was.
That is the closest I think I've ever seen to Coyote Ugly.
I think to be fair, I think I spurred them on a little bit
because when we were inside, like the people that behind the
bar, they obviously just had like no clue in terms of what we
wanted to listen to and put on the worst music I think I've
actually ever heard to the point where it sounded like
construction work. I don't even know what it was.
So I go over there and I hijacked their phone and I just
put Chapel Rone on and suddenly that Chapel Rone is like, it's
like crack to lesbians. Like I see there's something in
that music that as soon as they hear it.
Chapel Rome is a bigger version of 2022.
Renee Rapp. Yes, yeah.
For sure, and a bigger version of 23 and kind of 2020 Fletcher
and 2019 King Princess. She's just, I think because
she's just giving off that like really out there mean lesbian
vibe and people are lapping it. Up don't even know if it's that.
The music is just great, really good because actually on a on a
like personality level, I don't get the best vibes from her.
No. I've got to be honest.
Yeah. Whereas like I'm not, to be
fair, hilariously, given the topic that we're actually going
to be talking about today, I don't fucking know these people.
So like, let's not sit here and pretend that like I have any
idea about what their personality is like because I
don't. But just the way that they
present themselves as in Chapel, the things that I have seen
recently outside of their music is just like not giving the best
vibe. I think it's fair to make the
assumption that you don't like the way that they come across,
but it doesn't mean that you wouldn't like them in person.
That's what I'm trying to say. We're trying to say.
We're saying like, not the best impression outside of music, but
also the whole reason why I like her is because of her music so.
Well, exactly. She's not really there to be
your friend. She's there to provide
entertainment and she's very good at it.
Yeah, she does. Yeah, the lesbians are going
crazy for Chapel. Road Well, we've got another one
of those events now coming. We've actually got 2 events this
month. Balls to the balls.
We knew that we wanted to do another one at the pub, so we're
doing that one in like a couple of weeks and then at the Cock.
And then we've got the lesbian Halloween night, which that's
going to be at the Garden Bar. And I am.
I'm so excited to see who everyone actually turns up as,
because we put the theme as come as your lesbian icon, dead or
alive. If no one comes as me, I might
just cry in the corner. I don't want anyone to come as
me because I think I would just take immediate offence.
So someone dresses as me and they like have a hunchback
because they're like you have 0 posture Freya.
They just, and they just kind of like scurry around the room and
like oversize. Someone comes as me and just
writes cunt across their forehead.
That'd be. Great.
To be fair, that actually wouldn't.
Affect me? Funny.
Yeah, we went for two this month because now winter or, or
autumn, but it's basically winter, let's be honest, is upon
us very much. So what else do you really have
to look forward to? Rat?
Summer's over, so let's just begun pour a load of money down
the drain in terms of beer, because what else have we really
got to live for at this point? It's in like, it's our culture,
isn't it really? I mean, if you were to look at
any other culture that we've got, what is it?
Roast dinners. Roast dinners and Nigel Farage.
Yeah, Adele, we've got Adele. Coldplay.
Just trying to think of what comes to my mind when I was
just. Talking, thinking about British
bands and I thought about Blossoms who were playing at
that Levi's event. And then I thought about me
doing Shania Twain at that Levi's event.
Joe what? Sometimes I just think, why
haven't I got that thing in my brain that goes, you should be
ashamed and embarrassed, But I don't.
I just don't have it. Like, I wonder if they did like
a brain scan on me that they'd see like, that area of my brain.
And she's fair. Though it was karaoke like you
weren't the only one. You didn't just like gate crash
the stage. No, we should train song and
leave. Can you imagine?
I also would have probably done that.
I think the most embarrassing part of it was was that I was
with you live like a few other people.
We were having a chat and I just up out of nowhere walked
downstairs to the karaoke area and put my name down and wait
very patiently for my time whilst frantically texting all
of you and no one was getting my messages.
So I was like, OK, this is a room for the people that are
like PR work for brands or like a famous, and I'm about to come
up here on my own to do Shania Twain.
Man, I felt like a woman. I was just outside having a
cigarette. Yeah, but then you heard me.
I did hear you and I was like, Oh my God.
She is in all fairness to you guys, you did step out your
cigarette and come running downstairs mainly for the.
Record you to show Mellie. Yeah, to show our friend.
We know that we would really enjoy.
Well, I really want to try and get a karaoke machine for the
Halloween night, so I'm going to try and make that happen because
I think everyone loves karaoke. I don't know a person in this
world that doesn't like it. I mean, I don't think that I'd
subject myself to it personally. Oh, you love it.
I enjoy other people doing it, but I don't think that I would
do it. I wouldn't enjoy it if I got up
there. I simply wouldn't.
Getting up there and doing my kink is karma.
No, Oh come on. I wouldn't enjoy it.
I would love to see it though. No, Yeah, yeah, if you.
Were as drunk as you. Were I?
Wouldn't. I still wouldn't.
If there was a stage in a mic. No, I wouldn't.
She got really drunk the other
night and it was a Monday, which is just so funny, you know, It's
just one of those nights. We just don't really.
It's a cry for help. It's a cry for help and.
She's I I pull up outside the house and she's so gutted that
me and Liv have gotten out the car because she's absolutely
blasting my Kinkus Karma hand out the window still singing to
the top of our lungs. It was great, I enjoyed it.
Yeah, it was 5 minutes of peace and dissociation and then I got
in and was violently, violently sick for two hours to the point
where I was so sick that had nothing in me, but my body was
still like, no, you need to get rid of this toxicity.
To the point where I actually thought my eyes were going to
pop out of my head. I felt that unwell.
And at that point I thought, this is actually quite pathetic.
Like, was it worth it? No, it wasn't.
Like very much clearly need to sort myself out.
I've really been laying off the booze.
This is why it really took by surprise because it was a Monday
and I did really had no intention of like getting drunk
because I've been really laying off drinking a lot.
And for some reason I was just like drinking red wine, chatting
with the owners of this local place that we go to who are also
our friends and their little girls were there who like I
love. So it's just socializing, blah,
blah, blah. Had a few glasses of wine.
It was just like having a nice time, but it it wasn't touching
me. Whereas usually with wine I'll
know by, you know, let the third glass I can.
I can feel it, but it wasn't touching me.
I. Could see your pupils.
So then I I kept going and then I kept going and then I kept
going and then suddenly it was like zero to 100 and I would
have stayed but it was a Monday night.
So we left. And then as soon as I got
through the door I thought I fucked.
It sure, maybe that was your problem.
Maybe you shouldn't have come home.
Maybe like, it's when you're left to your own devices, that's
when you realize how fucked you are.
Whereas had you not, you wouldn't have realized and you
might have just gone on your merry way.
Who knows? But yeah, red wine and you.
I mean, I did know at some point.
I was like, I want to go now. Scarlett lets me and goes, I'm
having a nice time. So I was like, OK, I'll just
stay, but to. Be fair, you can just leave like
you don't have to stay, no. I do usually leave, but I was
like, yeah, no. And also we were there for
another reason which we were celebrating.
So I was like, OK, I'm just gonna, I'll stay today.
We really wanted to talk about parasocial relationships because
I feel like this has, well, going back to Chapel Rome kind
of like has come into the forefront of the media at the
moment. And if you guys don't know what
a parasocial relationship is? I'm going to read the definition
to you right now. Parasocial relationships are one
sided relationships where one person extends emotional energy,
interest and time and the other party, the persona is completely
unaware of the other's existence.
Parasocial relationships are common with celebrities,
organizations such as sports teams or television stars.
So it's basically one person has fixated, become emotionally
invested, slash obsessed with another person who 9 times out
of 10 will be in the media and completely irrelevant to their
like daily life or no no association to their daily life.
And this person fixates on said influencer media personnel to a
point of obsession. And I think it can get quite
dangerous at times and quite well.
It is very dystopian. Yeah, it's where they think.
They basically will think that that person is their best
friend, right? They'll think that they know.
They think that they know them really, really well and that
they have that thing where they're like, well, if we do,
we're obviously going to be best friends.
So I'm going to play like a little bit of the video because
Chapel Rona's come out to basically say this is getting
too much and I'll play you at the beginning of it if you
haven't already had of it. If you saw a random woman on the
street, would you yell at her from the car window?
You go up to a random lady and say, can I get a photo with you?
And she's like, no, what the? And then you get mad at this
random lady. Do you stalk her family?
Would you follow her around? OK, so I totally get this, but
but OK, so I totally get where she's coming from.
Like in the sense of it's getting too much.
You can't be yelling at me from across the street.
However, to compare it to a random lady, obviously we can't,
we can't like put those two things parallel, right?
We can't be like, let's get this random lady that nobody knows
and somebody that's very well known in the media.
What she needs to be talking about is being like, I love you
guys as fans, but you just need to like.
Turn a line. Down and realise that there is a
line. Yeah, because I think that she
did go on a bit of like a manic speech about her fans and kind
of looked quite disgusted towards the camera.
Yeah. And so I don't think that was
right, but I do get what she's saying in the sense where it's
like, you can't be fucking chasing.
I think as well making this relevant to queer people is that
I do think that queer fandom is way, way bigger than
heterosexual fandom. As in, I do generally see from
what I feel that queer obsession with people in the media is a
lot bigger and a lot more intense than potentially what
straight people in the media would experience from their
straight fandom. And I think that is because
historically and obviously throughout childhood of the
queer community now that are living online, being exposed
left, right and centre to queer people, whether it be in the
music industry or in the media or whatever that is, is actually
relatively new. And we never saw that growing
up. So now to see even a glimpse of
ourselves represented online, whether it be with
relationships, people coming out, people just showing off
their identity and being proud of who they are, creates this
kind of like, Oh my God, this person is like amazing because
they're giving me something that I never had growing up.
And they do make it really queer centric, right?
Because it's like, as we've said before, when we were growing up
that we had Ellen de Generes, she was the only one of the only
out lesbians on TV, but she never really mentioned about her
sexuality. There was still an element of
shame. Whereas at the moment you do
have your Fletchers, you do have your king princesses, you do
have your Renee wraps, you do have your G flips.
Like all of these queer people are showing up and doing
absolutely incredible things for the community.
And obviously they're very much loved.
But I do see a lot of that obsession with I, I think we've
mentioned it before, but the whole obsession between Fletcher
and Shannon beverages, relationships slash breakup and
everything that came with that and the, the amount of videos
and the comments underneath their videos and the, the, the,
the edits that people would make and the, the rumours that would
go round. It was just insane, Like
genuinely insane and the same. As fuck that.
You fuck that. Yeah.
And I, I do think that that isn't fandom and just loving
someone in the media that I do feel is like relatively
obsessive and more light does need to be brought to this is
that no one in these positions are saying, you know, that they
don't respect how much the fans love them and how dedicated they
are are. And obviously everyone in those
positions are there because of their family 100% and because of
people who respect their art and love who they are.
And that is truly so important. And there is absolutely nothing
wrong with kind of idolizing someone and looking up to them
and loving and appreciating what they may or may not have brought
to your life. But there is just a fine line
between that them becoming quite intrusive to that person.
And there is a level of respect that needs to come with that,
which is just because they have put themselves in a position of
exposing themselves to the world doesn't mean that others have
the right to take advantage of them putting themselves out
there also. A Chapel Roan, right?
Like that's her whole persona that she's putting out there.
Nobody knows what she's actually like.
I mean, like on stage, the dresses and her makeup.
Like she's very theatrical. That is just very clearly like a
stage presence. It's like babes, you don't know
this girl. And going back to what you were
saying, yeah, I think it's really good.
The artists that do say, I fucking love my fans and I
wouldn't be here without them. Chapel Roan hasn't done that and
is very much just like fuck you guys.
And so I think that everyone was a bit like.
Yeah, that's bad it. Feels a bit targeted to kind of
almost all of her fans. Whereas it's like, no, let's
just like keep it real here. If you are stalking someone or
you're yelling at them from across the street or you believe
that they're your friend, yeah, that's not right.
But purely being a fan and fucking loving someone and maybe
losing your shit a little bit if you saw them in person because
she got annoyed that somebody asked to take a photo with her,
Yeah, that's bad. Come on, babe.
Like, I get that you don't want people fucking stalking you, but
somebody asking for a photo with you, like, yeah, kind of.
I don't know. For me, it just comes across as
really, I don't know, it's just bad taste.
I think The thing is as well though, is when people rise that
quickly. Yeah.
I can't imagine the kind of ego boost that you must get it.
It must just, well, I think you have to be a certain type of
person anyway to get that ego boost.
I really don't think it would do much for me, but people put
themselves in this position to get to that level of fame for a
reason. So it must stroke something for
them that probably. Sometimes they don't like it,
sometimes they don't like it, sometimes they think they want
it and then they get to that level of fame and they.
No, I think it's completely opposite.
I actually think they love it, but their ego is so big they
feel that they can be like fuck you a bit.
I don't know. I felt OK.
I think it could go either way. I do.
I do agree with that. I think you can either be like
that or you can be really overwhelmed and be like, what
the fuck? Yeah.
Like, I know that she's been around for a while making music
like Pink Pony Club. I'm pretty sure she did in like
2018 or something crazy. But she did rise really fast,
like all of a sudden just up, didn't she?
Trying to I still don't think she's overwhelmed.
Trying to think of and a rap got overwhelmed, but I still felt
dealt with it really well. Yeah, I don't know if Chapel
Rhone is overwhelmed or just on her high horse a bit.
On a pink pony because. A friend of ours went to one of
her gigs and apparently she yeah, our friend.
Said that the vibes were off. Vibes are off.
And she just didn't do a load of songs.
I don't think that she was like people showed went to go for.
I remember there was something in particular, but I've
completely forgotten. Yeah, I can't remember what it
was, but yeah, I just think fine line, baby.
I mean, but then obviously there.
Is that really dangerous side of them?
People becoming so obsessed that it becomes dangerous?
And that is really bad. Like you've just experienced it
recently where people are cloning you and pretending to be
1. Catfish me, right?
Multiple people have been cloning my identity.
I don't know why they've chosen me, saying that they're a
private account of mine. I want to make it really clear
that the only social media that I have is my open, very public
tick tock. It's fair, I'm pretty sure with
an ice cube at the end of it and then my Instagram account and
then lesbian supper club. It's so weird that these like
cloners are like just having really inappropriate
conversations with people and trying to do some crazy shit.
So I don't know, that kind of doesn't like fall into the same
realm, I don't think. But I think they are taking
advantage of using me as bait, which is so fucking weird.
Like who actually does that? I don't know.
I mean, I know that it happens all the time, but why?
Money, I suppose. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
People do it to trick others into cash sadly and a lot of
people do fall for it and I don't know why but just be
really vigilant because if it sounds too good to be true then
it probably is with anything in life.
Amen, sister. I know it's crazy, but yeah,
those are my, those are my only accounts.
But yeah, I don't know, I feel like I do get it.
I do get why the parasocial relationships are happening more
and more with queer artists. And I think the main thing as
well As for us to just like, I think that's why it's so
important to have your queer community that you form like
such good friendships in because it's people that you can relate
to. If you only have celebrities to
relate to and no one in real life, you are going to feel like
next level attached to this person because you feel so alone
in your own experience. And they're the only other
person to you that's going through it and is speaking about
it. And you're like, fuck yeah, I
love this and it. And it can become that like
unhealthy level of like obsession.
So I think that everyone should just get more gay mates,
basically more gay mates, more gay dogs.
Not gay dogs, just more gay, more gay, more dogs.
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As like a topic once things that would send straight people into
a coma. Rainbow shaped strap on.
I think just a strap. On in general are lesbian.
Pub nights, yeah 100%. Just straight up coma lesbian
first. Date just any form.
Of scissoring and maybe maybe tripping.
A lesbian breakup would send a straight person into a coma.
I genuinely don't think that they've got the stomach for the
prison scene with bets in the our word would send a straight
person into a coma. Agreed.
Sure, we need. Another L word, don't we?
Fucking hell this is getting ridiculous now.
They've done generation. Q But that was shit.
It wasn't great. Was it?
It was just shit. So today's Horror Story is
actually very fitting to the the parasocial relationships,
obsessive type behaviours, stalking type behaviours.
And it's actually titled Stalked and kidnapped.
Oh hi girls, love the pod. Thought I'd share a semi
traumatic experience I had with an older girl when I was around
17 which lasted for about 6 months.
To give you some back story, at this time I wasn't really sure
about my sexuality. I just started playing senior
football and this all took place in that community.
If you know, you know. There was a girl on my team a
few years older than me who paid me a lot of attention.
We made out a couple of times when we were drinking, but it
felt casual, like something between friends.
I was close to her and our group, but as time passed around
age 16 or 17, I realized she was mostly using me to drive her
around and keep her company between her other conquests.
Wait, hold on A. Minute so she was younger, but
she was driving the other girl around.
I think it'll make. Sense later.
OK one night I was out on the town with some girls from my
team and we ran into a few players from another.
One of them knew my friend and they had been together before
but now hated each other. There's the girl started coming
on to me and I was in my I don't give a fuck era a little drunk
and ended up hooking up with her in the club.
This moment led to months of trouble.
FYI this girl was 24 and I was only 17.
That's rogue. That's disgusting.
Actually, that's gross. Yeah, after.
That night, the girl from the club messaged me on Facebook
asking me out. I declined.
Still, my friends and I who were broke would occasionally ask her
for rides from parties. Unfortunately, during one of
those rides, we impulsively decided to go skinny dipping at
the beach. I was in good shape then and
didn't mind the occasional nude run.
I love that. But I was in shape then.
I know. But I remember walking up to her
completely naked, asking for her help to take off my watch.
That seemed to be the moment she became obsessed with me and I
cringe thinking about it now. From there, the text became
constant. She messaged me daily and when I
started ignoring her, she took it to the next level.
She began texting my friends, saying things like she was in
love with me, that I must be an alien because I kissed too well.
When my friend also started ignoring her, the situation
escalated. An alien.
Because she kissed so well. I know.
Oh. My God.
That's so lame, she started. Showing up at my football games,
which got progressively mooring sunsettling.
One time she sat next to the mother of one of my teammates,
who also happened to be my high school guidance counsellor, and
described in graphic detail what she wanted to do to me.
Having someone I'd known since I was 7 tell me that was
mortifying. At another game I saw her
talking to my 11 year old sister and my mum.
Stay away, honey. When I got.
Home my sister told me she had invited herself over for dinner
and had even suggested a job she thought would be good for me
once I finished school to my mum I told my family I didn't know
her and that she must be a weirdo and not to engage with
her. Then came the truly creepy
moments, as if the ones prior just hasn't been saying what
the. Fuck, I'm already terrified she
sent me a. Picture of my dad walking to the
train station with the caption going to ask him for permission
with the ring emoji no. Shut up.
She also. Sent photos of my car outside my
house. No and.
At this point. I wasn't just uncomfortable, I
was worried. I'm calling the fucking.
Police is what I'm doing. She's insane.
I work part. Time at a local supermarket and
she would come in and buy things just to interact with me.
I became hostile because I didn't know what she'd do next.
It escalated to a point where she and a friend would call the
store landline asking for me, then hang up.
This happened so often that I ended up being warned I could
lose my job. She even started showing up at
high school party she had no business being at asking people
about me. The situation felt really
suffocating. Fucking.
How the scariest? Moment, though, was what I refer
to as my kidnapping. I've been out drinking.
I really don't find it funny but this is like so bad I I'm
laughing because I don't understand how people can be so
delusional that they wouldn't die of embarrassment of even
thinking about doing these things, let alone actually going
ahead. I've been out drinking at a
friend's house party with my football friends.
Later we moved to a pub but the bouncer recognised my fake ID
and wouldn't let me in. My phone was dead, so one of my
friends called another teammate who had offered us a ride
earlier. When she picked me up, I quickly
realized we weren't headed towards my house.
I asked her about it and suddenly the stalker, Oh no.
The stalker girl popped up from the back of the car saying I was
coming with her for a bit. I told them I wanted to go home,
but they refused. I wasn't feeling brave enough to
jump out of a moving car so I had no choice but to go along.
They took me to her house where I was basically held for hours
as they berated me about the other girl I had originally
hooked up with saying she was a terrible person.
Which to be fair, I later realized my eyes was true.
She told me the guys I was seeing would never look at me
the way she could and that every time I tried to leave they were
asking to borrow their phone or use the bathroom.
They refused and physically stopped me from going.
I was genuinely scared but didn't know what to do.
Eventually, around 4:00 AM, they finally dropped me home.
Oh my God, I'd go. Feral the next day.
I found 2 ring pops in my mailbox with the note saying
just until I can afford a real one.
Loved last night with you baby. Luckily I got to them before my
dad did. He would have lost it.
After that I became a recluse and started avoiding social
events until she solely disappeared from my life.
Not long after I met my first real girlfriend who I've now
been with for eight years. So in the end things turned out
OK for me, but at the time it was terrifying and overwhelming
for a 17 year old girl. So yeah, that's my strange non
threatening but still terrifying stalker story.
Sorry for the length. Hope someone at least gets a
laughed out of my stupidity. Well I don't, no, I'm just, well
actually no no, first of all it is threatening.
It's not. That's what I thought I was.
That's very threatening, yeah. Because if that was a.
Man, doing that to a 17 year old girl, that would be like, yeah,
deemed as way, way, way worse. And secondly, you, it's not your
stupidity at all. No.
And. Also she was saying like for a
17 year old, I'm 30, that would terrify me.
If anything it would terrify me more.
I I don't know how she didn't go feral in the house for a start,
because I think I would have been kicking and screaming,
running out the door, whatever it took.
I just can't believe that people are actually like this.
So like did she must have convinced herself that this girl
just really desperately wanted to be with her but just like,
was playing hard to get or something?
Like what the fuck no. I just think like clearly
deluded, mentally unwell person that needs a lot of help.
Yeah, but also. This worries me because what's
she doing now? Or we wouldn't know because
she's at underage children's parties.
So we wouldn't see her not about we'd probably be all right.
But the fact that she was 24 and she was 17 as well, I mean,
that's your first seven years. Which, like, isn't bad if
someone's like 28 and 35 or 35 and 42.
Yeah, 100. Percent, but seven like a child,
20. It's just disgusting.
Actually, no, that is. Gross.
That is gross. I'm sorry.
I hate when they're like, but they looked older.
They have. They're not older like I'm 20.
Nine and I genuinely now would never go for someone under the
age of 26. And that would be my absolute,
yeah, absolute. Minimum age and it would.
Be very much dependent on the person as well.
But I'm sorry like that, I, I feel bad for this girl because
that's actually traumatising. Well, the fact that it did
traumatise her, she couldn't leave the fucking house.
It's. It's just horrible, but also
taking. Photos of the dad's car.
No, the dad being like sorry, not gonna ask his permission.
The dad walking. At the train station it like
you've got now. I mean, if you don't laugh,
you'll cry 'cause it is like so bad.
It's good, but if you're listening to this and you've
ever been someone that has incessantly messaged someone or
gone to a place where you know that that person may be in the
hopes that you bump into them because you think it's going to
be some kind of love story, don't do that.
Yeah, don't do. It because that.
Person's not interested. They're not avoiding you to play
hard to get, they're just avoiding you.
And if they are avoiding you to play hard to get, then avoid
them back and they'll come around that way.
Showing up to their place of work or stalking their family
friends and capturing them is is not the way to go about it.
I'm just going to tell you that straight up just in case.
None of. You realised that is not
actually a good idea, just in case.
You need APSA. This is it.
It's not the way to go about it, but she's going into the.
Supermarket as well. Oh my God, it does actually like
Joe. What always amazes me about
psychos is there stamina. Why have they always got so much
energy? Because I couldn't be asked to
do that to someone even if I like do you know what I mean?
I'm way. Too lazy for that.
No, I am. Yeah, no, I think turning up at
work, taking the photo of the dad, I wish that she did
actually go up to the dad and answer the permission as he
probably would have knocked her clean.
True. My dad a. 100% would have got a
small older. Person that is, that is
everywhere I am at the moment. I don't know if it's
coincidental or not. We'll see.
I've hired a hit woman. They're not very good because
I'm still here, but that's that's what they.
Want you to put it. No, I don't.
I don't know. Yeah, I don't know.
She's, yeah. It's just, it's just different
types of people in the world, some of which I perceive to be
extremely, extremely strange. Yeah.
And that's. Just the way the cookie
crumbles. Or maybe it's just.
Part of my Truman Show, I'm sure people.
Will assume me to be extremely strange and bizarre in some
cases. Yeah, no, I perceive you as
strange. I also perceive myself as
strange. I hate nothing more than someone
saying I'm weird. I'm crazy.
Yeah, but. That's just, yeah, I'm just
super. Ran Cringe.
Anyway lesbians that's it for today we will speak to you next
week and if you are stalking or you have a stalker let me know I
want to hear. We love you buddy guys, see you.
Bye bye.