Hello, lesbians. Hey, hello lesbian.
Hey Leandra. Oh babe, I've been waiting to
have you on this podcast for so long now.
I know I'm. So excited in that face.
I'm like, I'm very excited. I've got your merch, I've got
your shirts, I've got your lighters.
Baby, you have posted that shirt more than I think anyone.
I think you've posted it more than I have.
I wore it on. Stage a lot.
Yeah, it was my go to and I love that and thank you so much
because like just having you as a lesbian representative, I
think it's pretty sick. That's so sweet.
You're kind of killing it at the moment you've.
OK, thank you for being my friend.
Yeah, I mean, you did pay me to say all of that.
Yeah. So fair enough, babe.
First of all, cheers. Welcome to London.
Thank you for the beer. I need this beer.
You need to see this. Have you seen it?
No. Oh, did you get this made?
Yeah, babe. Did you see this?
Oh my God. So like I because shower beer is
called shower beer the song because I I don't know why I
always think I'm saying it wrong.
If it's like beer shower, I think because it's like I drink
another beer in the shower. I get a fan.
Major number one fans right now. I've actually just shit myself.
Yeah, I I absolutely love that because I'm like, how iconic
actually is it just drink beer in the shower?
Like is that? Something.
Can I keep that? A bit.
Of course there's two of them. You can have both.
I'll have them by the time I go to bed, then I'm going to bring
this home. They'll be done.
Yeah. On route, Yeah.
Yeah. So you guys, I mean, you guys
have been killing it for quite a while now.
You recently played in Coachella.
So guys, if you don't already know, Leandra Earl, incredible
musician from the band The Beaches, which I know like queer
icons as well. Like in the lesbian world, The
Beach is huge. Yeah, but I mean kind of thanks
to me. I think.
I am the queer. I mean, Jordan's bi.
Jordan bi. Yeah.
Like I tried to bring her but. But but I think actually passed
out a homophobic that she didn't turn up.
Yeah, well. No, I'm shipping her from a
bicard as well. She can get rid of that.
Yeah, well, when she she fell asleep on the train, then she's
like, oh, OK, I'm coming. And then our manager said, well,
you're only half gay. Yeah, Oh.
And I said, yeah, honestly, get out of here.
Yeah, get the I love bisexuals. You can clip that.
Do we love straight women more? Wait, do you have a thing for
straight women? No.
No, neither do I. Maybe for bisexuals, really.
You keep getting caught up in that.
You keep getting caught up in bisexual.
I did go on a date with a straight girl I didn't know two
hours in. I mean, I'm not being funny
though. Like, how can you go on a date
with a woman and say that you're straight?
Like where's the logic? She said it was a friend date.
She was looking for friends in the city.
I'm like what? What on Tinder?
What did you mean? We met at a party.
She came up to me. I was wearing Navy Dickies.
Navy Dickies shirt, she said. I love your outfit.
Oh, she's gay. And I was like, oh, my God.
So then she asked me for coffee. We're talking for two hours.
And I was like, I can't really tell.
I got to get a vibe. So I was like, oh, when my
girlfriend broke up with me and she's like, oh, yeah, my
boyfriend. And I was like all the time.
Get out. And it wasn't even like open
exploring. No, she just wanted she was a
fan of the band and wanted new friends.
Do you not reckon that she would have slept with you though?
But then I would have gotten attached and heartbroken.
Does this happen often? I feel like because we were
speaking a little bit about this last night, we've like had a few
like I feel like you and I get ourselves into really similar
situations and I think maybe because like both quite soft,
also anxious. We struggle, we struggle and
we've 2 gentle souls, so gentle. We learn really hard and like
find it really easy to to build up a bad name for ourselves just
accidentally. You know how it is girls.
But with your, you have been through heartbreak recently.
Did you? Have you written any songs about
it yet? Yeah, just a just a whole album.
A whole album. Maybe like 6 songs on the album?
It kind of makes a lot like you over honestly, because I would
love to have an album written about me.
You can still make the deluxe. OK, yeah, yeah, this time the
bonus too. This time I.
Wonder what they would be called.
I wonder what they'd be about. I kind of want it.
I don't know. I don't know if I'd want you to
be heartbroken or maybe just more angry at me because I felt
that angry at me songs would just be more of a bop, you know?
And then I'd actually just feel really sad if you're
heartbroken. I don't.
Think I'd be able to handle that because I saw before you've
actually this is not your first lesbian podcast, which I don't
want to talk about, but. I know I'm making the rounds,
yeah. I do know that on the meta
output cast you said that you came out pretty late, which I
actually didn't know. Yeah, everyone thinks I was born
gay. Yeah.
And like, technically, yeah, I guess didn't choose this life.
It shows me. Don't clip that.
That's so cheesy. And I got the egg.
I got the egg. Actually, Joe, I haven't got the
itch yet, so keep going. It's gonna come.
I'll tell you when it comes. What was the question?
So wait, you came out late? So.
Yeah. So you're like, I wasn't born
gay. That's what you're trying to
say? Fuck me.
Clip that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I realized it really late in life.
And now, like looking back at photos because everyone's like,
you know, like you can see. Did you dress like this?
I mean, yeah, until like high school, but then people were
calling me a lesbian, so I was like, OK, let me get into my fam
era. Yeah, because it was the worst
insult in the world, wasn't. It yeah, yeah, it was the worst.
People were just saying it to make fun of you.
Yeah, and now they now, now they're all trying to be gay.
Literally like. Pick a lane.
Now I'm calling myself a lesbian 30 times a day, at least exactly
30 times on the train today. As you fucking should, babe.
Let everyone know. Never let a gay never let a gay
never let a day go by. No, no, never let a gay go by.
Never let a gay go. By and I try not to let them go
by. No, no.
And I always have to like make it such a thing as well.
If I see a lesbian out in the wild, I really I go over the
top. You checked my phone?
I was filming 2 lesbians on the platform today but it turned out
to be mother. Daughter.
Oh oh. I was like, oh, they're kissing
on the lips, but I think she's 11.
Oh, as in like that? Yeah, that was a yeah, it was a
little girl. I mean, I don't know, but I've
seen like mother sons where I'm like Oh my God, 2 masks, 2
Butch. I'm getting so gay that I'm
forgetting straight people exist and I see like I see a guy and I
just think it's a masculine lesbian.
Especially with the way that guys are dressing right now,
like they all just look like mask lesbians.
No, I know. Which is a huge compliment for
them. Like I think Joe Jonas is the
biggest lesbian in brackets compliment.
Yeah, the style. Yeah, hot.
Who was it that has a crush on Joe Jonas?
Is that you, Jess? Landon Barker.
Who the fuck is Landon Barker? See, I don't even know who any
men are. OK, that's what I thought.
Who's Travis Bach? No Kalashian's husband.
Sorry about that. Blink 182.
Oh, oh, him. His son has a crush on Joe
Jonas. This is how gay we've gotten.
Yeah, it's. Jess White Guy's laughing 2025
Are we laughing? Yeah.
Who has a crush? Jess has a crush.
Jess has a crush on Landon. Looks like a lesbian.
I can see it already.
Yeah, I'm going to Twinkie boy equals lesbian.
Yeah, that's, that's a lesbian. That's not a, that's not a man.
I saw her at the bar last week, yeah.
I figured her. She fingered me.
Well, I didn't touch, but that's never going to happen with me.
Actually, we were having this. What's not going to happen?
With you, no, I mean like, you know, just receiving.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Never. No, no, it's a back and forth
little action. Yeah, but I put up this thing
the other day. Are you a stone top or whatever?
Fuck no, No, because I also find learning the term too much.
Yeah, but so am I. So I put up this thing the other
day on TikTok, which was like tops, bottoms and all this kind
of stuff. And people are saying that they
don't understand like how it works.
Was it your preferences? No, I drafted one of those.
Go on. Well, it was just like femme
mask, straight, bisexual and then you just like, you know if
you like it or not. Oh, OK.
And what do you like? Femme Switch.
Yeah. What else did I say yes to?
I remember. I don't know.
I'm. I'm figuring it out.
You're figuring it out. Yeah, Yeah, because I was like
swinging back to the coming out thing.
You were how old when you came out?
Like 20. 525 OK. And how do you know?
30. Shit, we're both out of 30s.
How about that? How old are you?
I thought you won. I know an older woman, so yeah.
Cougar get away from me. The Botox is holding on real
fucking strong right now and I'm.
Struggling. Do you get it here?
Yeah, I need. I just got it here for the first
time. I love it.
Frown to me. Well it might.
I need some re up I think. Amazing, don't need some re up.
These are re up a little bit, not these.
These are fine. It's.
Just there is 0 movement it's just the nose is going ham like
wait can I I I need to do mine well.
Where'd you get it up? Yeah, nothing up there.
Yeah, nothing. But you have some here.
You have, like, emotion here. Yeah, there's a little bit.
There and now I do. It's been it's, it's what the
rest of my face does. But what about here?
Let me let me look closer. It's like, should we just kiss
in the middle? Yeah.
But it's, yeah, I have like a little bit of a crows now it's
come back. Mine all day.
If I'm not depressed over a girl and crying the entire day, I'm
like this smiling so they're deep.
So do you find that means cry a lot over girls like quite?
Frequently. Oh my.
Babe, I've been crying every single fucking day.
Allison don't even fucking say a word.
I'm crying. I'm always.
Crying. Say yes or no.
Yeah. Oh, I'm always crying.
Yes, I'm always crying. I cry like a fucking bitch.
Yeah, I'm like a little. Sobbing.
Yeah. Sobbing.
I don't just do like a little cry.
It's like a proper full on. I think I'm getting like lip
lines now because of me crying like this.
Really. You know when you're sobbing
your face like. Kim Kardashian like yes, cry for
me. Do you feel like that's like the
emotion that you go to the easiest?
Like some people go to anger, some people to go to the.
South. No.
I wish I could go to anger. I need anger.
Mm. Hmm.
Goodnight. I want you to fight for me.
I don't know who we're fighting, but fuck.
Somebody should we just like I feel like around here we could
just probably walk down the road and something like I'm like
looking out for. It What did you say to us?
What do you say? They said absolutely nothing to
us. They didn't even look at us.
Do you say we're dyke? They say no.
I like what you're wearing. I don't usually go to hangar.
Like, that's not who I am. But I feel like if I ever see
anyone, like, especially a man, like hitting a woman.
Oh, yeah, you're done. Yeah, yeah.
I'll kill them. It's not your day.
It's not you're gay. It's not you're gay, this is not
you're gay but I am you're gay today.
Meet your make a bitch. All of that being said and I
feel I find it really really hard to like hold on to anger as
well, but sadness I could hold. On Oh yeah, ruminating,
romanticizing. Do you have?
ADHD by any chance do you have what ADHD?
I mean, look, if you haven't been diagnosed, I'm going to
diagnose you right here, right now.
And say yes, right. Yeah.
You think so?
Oh, yeah. Cool.
No, it's sick. I have an issue as.
Well I keep trying to get my psychiatrist to diagnose me and
I sent him all my report cards growing up because my mum
obviously kept all of them every.
Hoarder, my mum is. Were we talking about this?
Last night, no. Who's the talking about this in?
Yeah, she's not a hoarder, but like.
No, my mum's, she's a collector. My mum's a collector.
Yeah, maybe that's how they would identify a hoarder.
Yeah, I. It's.
Hard for me to not step into those patterns I love.
Do you love just keeping shit? So yeah, everything's
sentimental, baby. I'm the opposite.
Don't look under my bed. It's like, what the fuck is this
newspaper from 1998? Like, I don't know.
I don't know. And you're like, I don't know, I
just, I don't know, really like that.
But like I feel like I do the same with screenshots.
Like I start like randomly screenshot and things because
it's like, I'm going to want this.
Yeah, so. So yeah, I have it.
I already forgot I made a issue. I made a issue for sure for
sure. Yeah.
So I have have it. So therefore I can diagnose you.
I do think that, I mean you've kind of got but.
The way I obsess over things like my I don't know why my
psychiatrist is like your friend but my therapist is like, I
would say you got some OCD tendencies.
So the two are really, really closely linked.
But also the ruminating and like emotional regulation with ADHD
is so wild, like because you also have a lower dopamine level
and lower serotonin, so you will always seek that dopamine.
So like getting that text back is like genuine crack.
Like that is heroin. Yeah, those bread crumbs,
they're keeping me alive. Love bread crumbs?
What is that all? About I don't know, for like
lesbians, you're all gonna know what this is all about, but cuz
it's just. Wanna be normal?
Yeah, tell me about it. Tell me about it.
No, but I feel the same because I am such a crybaby and like,
heartbreak. Yeah, obviously we can make this
like a little bit like a heartbreak episode.
Yeah, I think the highs are really high and the lows are
really low of just like everything I feel.
I feel extremes. And it's.
Yeah, it can be really tiring. Like I'm tired today from just
like being on all day. Yeah, like today was a great
day. But ask Allison over here.
Like I'm cracking jokes 24/7. I'm like, I don't even know
what's coming out of my mouth. I'm annoyed.
Stop talking. What are you doing?
Babe, this is me like that. This is me and and then you.
Drop, but then my depression is so.
So low, I know, and also. But then when you're in that
mood, it's like I can't stop. I can't.
I know we're just. Gonna keep on going and then.
And I don't know what I'm gonna say, so I'm making myself laugh
because I never know what's coming out of my mouth.
Whoa, who just said that? Whoa, what's that?
That was me. But I'm not a narcissist.
Lesbian narcissist Leandra Alcatraz.
Of course you are. You're in a band, but like,
you're going back to the band as well.
You're a bunch of girls that are on the road quite a lot.
And Jordan is a bisexual. Have you guys ever made out?
Yeah, well, a lot. Yeah.
What kind of making out are we talking though?
Are we talking like making out, making out?
Yeah, it's always fun making out.
Well, what's the difference? It's fun.
Yeah, it's fun. But like, I always feel like
there's a difference between like, making out, like, oh,
we're making out and like making out, like, Oh, no, this is hot.
If we're drunk enough, it could get there.
Like, I think the first time it was like, She'll admits.
Like maybe hot we were years ago.
I wasn't even out. I wasn't even gay yet.
That was so Canadian set again. Out nice.
It's gotten worse. It's gotten more Canadian for
some reason. We were we went to meet Elton
John at his show. Iconic.
And we were waiting in his dressing room for him to like
come in and me and Jordan were pretty plastered and I don't
know why. We just started making out nice.
And Kylie was like stop, this is so gross.
Stop. It Kylie was there.
Yeah, the whole band was there. Oh fuck me.
It's like, what are we doing? It's like his Gucci track suits
around us and we're just making out.
Yeah, but you see an opportunity and you take it.
It was hot and heavy. That heavy bag yeah, no, but
that's really interesting but then since.
Then like it's. Heavy and Elton John's fucking
changing room. And I wasn't.
I had my long hair. Did he see this?
No. I would have loved for him.
To I know he just comes in clapping.
Well done ladies. He's like.
What the fuck out of here with that lesbian shit?
Yeah, this fucking bags. I love that though.
But since then, like opportunity, babe.
You saw an opportunity. Yeah, I was straight.
Got my long hair. This.
Is when you were saying that you were straight as well?
Wow. OK, OK.
So that's why I was probably hot and heavy because I was like,
what is this forbidden love with my bandmate's sister?
She's not sister. She's not my actual sister.
Yeah. Although today on the train, I'm
telling a story about me and my sister.
I was like, me and my sister joke about this every day.
And she's like, no, I don't. And I was like, you're, you're
not my sister. You're literally not my.
Sister, you're literally not my sister.
I have my sister, yes. Yeah, so, but I just had sex.
No, no, no. Recently we we were filming
like. A recently recently.
He scissored, but no, we were filming Coachella video walls,
so some content to put behind us during Coachella and I was like,
what have we just kissed? It's always me that comes up
with the idea. That would be me.
My mom was watching Coachella online.
She was like, whose idea was that for you guys to be making
out in the background? I was like, well, I guess it was
my idea. Well.
That was me. Mom, that was actually me.
Yeah, I blame on somebody else, but yeah, it would also be my
idea. But wouldn't it just be crazy if
we just made out? Yeah, so it's really hot, but
between takes it's like us laughing, me being like shaking.
Ruin it for me where? Are you going to see it?
What do you mean? Where am I going to see it?
I'd find it, but is it nowhere to be found?
No, no, it's on my Instagram. OK, then there's a full carousel
I gotta show you. Been joking, let me see.
Yeah, pull it up. But I was in my underwear, she's
in her underwear. And they were like, OK, just
start kissing. In my instinct, was she just,
Yeah, you get to it. Don't even do this to me right
now, Leandro babe. I spit water in her mouth.
They're like just kiss and I'm like, oh fuck her.
Oh you mean oh you mean her life?
Get married. Fuck.
Her. Yeah, I like, went to grab her.
I was like, wait, this is my bandmate, don't grab her hip.
That's weird. Oh wow.
Oh, I. Liked it.
HR would be all. Life.
Would be all over us. This.
No, I'm here for it. I'm really here for it.
It's hot. It is really hot.
I would definitely let you do this.
To me that's amazing. Probably not with water.
I'm also beer, but I water is a little bit too.
No water. I feel like water just is a bit
too spitty. You don't like spit?
What? Kind of podcast is this, but
like, why the fuck today? Come on.
No, like I don't. I don't really.
No, I don't. That's fine.
If somebody spits in my mouth, I'm like, that's rough.
Oh, cool. I don't know why I have that.
I'm not just like hack one up in my mouth or let me hack, but
with a little water it's great because you know, you're like,
OK, you're going at it, it's hour 4 and you're thirsty.
No one has thought. It's our 40.
We have a need. It's minute 5 like.
It's minute 5 and I'm. Really.
I'm a teenage boy. It's minute 3.
So I think I'm like a teenage boy.
Like I feel like if I see a hot girl naked I I'm like.
No, I know I am a teenage. Boy, yeah.
Loud and proud. Loud and proud.
No, but I also cheers. I quite like that about me.
Me too. Feel like it's just like, it's a
bit more fun, you know? Like, you can really have, like,
a laugh about it. You're just like, let me spit in
your mouth. Yeah, absolutely.
Like that. All of that.
So being a musician as well, though being a not so recently,
but kind of recently out there's.
Spit in my mouth. Some music.
Yeah, I have to get. Some yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
ADHD has to work because I'm like, I will go on so many
tangents. We go back to actually what you
do. Yeah.
Apart from spitting in people's mouths, which I also.
Is that a kink? Is that a kink?
Well, now you've had it here first, but now that you're
you're a famous musician and do you get the fangirls like in
your DMSA lot of the time there? Are some scary messages?
Is that? Yeah.
Well, why did that voice? Yeah.
This is scary because every day there's scary messages and
before I was out there used to be scary messages from guys, but
I would expose them. Look at this creepy message this
man sent me. So much more fun.
I'm going to be real. The lesbians might be worse,
really. Their messages are crazy.
Wait what the fuck why am I not? I've got a few like that, but
not I don't think to the level that.
I'm trying to think of specific what they just say unhinged shit
where I'm like why? Why would you say this to a
person? I don't know if it's like there
is this weird thing in the lesbian community where women
sometimes will act like creepy fucking men.
And I'm like, what is going on? Like we we're not a part of this
babe. I was selling merch once, like
opening for a band and a lesbian respect came up to me and was
like, I want to climb you like a tree.
I was like, do you want to buy this T-shirt?
Do you want to just buy this T-shirt?
I'm scared now. Do you know what I don't like
about it is that it's like you're, you're in a position
where you feel like you can't be holy yourself in a situation
like that. Like you can't be like, hey you,
hey fucking freak shut. Up yeah, you can't just say hey
fuck off because. I'm like, oh, thank you.
But they know that you can't say, hey, fuck off because
you're stood there like, and this is your, your band, your
identity and everything else. And then I feel like it puts you
in such an awkward position when people are going up to you
saying the most incredibly, like awkward shit or like creepy
shit. Yeah, because you're not just
going to go back off. Well, I thought you could.
You could. I'm trying to have more
boundaries and a backbone. My therapist is really trying to
grow my backbone. Yeah.
Stretch it out. Yeah.
Because I don't have one but like if someone says something
that's just like insane I will let you know if I have to.
Like I'll pick and choose my battles.
But like, my cat passed away recently.
My best friend on earth. Babe by the way, I'm so sorry I
saw this and I genuinely was heartbroken for you because ever
since I followed you like every single day there's been a post
about that. Cat.
Absolutely. So like I had like a well and I
was like, fuck, this is awful. I'm so sorry.
No thank you. But I mean, everyone is reaching
out with really sweet messages and then like I'm sifting
through the requests just for fun because that's where the
crazy ones, crazy DM's, not people, that's where they are.
And someone was like responded until like my cat posts and was
like, well anyway, can I take you on a date?
She goes, that's the one I choose out of all the how dare
you. This isn't a chance for you to
ask me out. I'm grieving.
Your pussy might have died, but I want.
To die, it was like something insane, like, was it you?
It was. You fuck.
I love an inappropriate slider. I'm so I'm sorry, but what the
fuck. Like they do, but they did that
the same like when I when I posted about Scarlett and I like
breaking up. I got so many that was like, so
sorry dot dot dot. Anyway, where can I take you for
a drink? Yeah, or like 2 days later I've
been like, is it? Are you emotionally available
yet? And like all of this kind of
stuff And it's like maybe that's.
Not yeah, it's like, who cares? You don't need to respond.
But I think when I'm vulnerable and I don't know, in that frame
of mind, I'm like, oh, let me really give it to you.
Did you say anything to the cat hater?
Yeah, what do you? Say I don't know, I sent like a
paragraph. I sent way more than the
fucking. Brink right now, the cat.
Was who sends this to somebody? Oh, babe, I'm sorry.
How old was she? She's 18.
She lived a good life.
She's a good life. She did.
She lived a better life than me. No, every morning she had like,
pancakes, shut the eggs. She ate like a queen.
Oh my God, do you make the best wife ever?
I can't cook though. Oh.
OK so you can only cook like cat food or what's not it standard
for a cat? Do you?
Make the pancakes or do you just buy them?
My I live at home. My dad made them.
Really. I'm moving.
I'm moving up this year. I'm moving up this year.
I have a place in mind. My all, don't tell me about
this. All the girls are going.
To be watching like, oh, we're going to go on a date.
I'm like, I live at home. There's actually nowhere for us
to hook up so. You can hook up in the car.
Yeah, which I've done plenty. Yeah.
How many times have you had sex in that car?
Be real. Yeah, I've had a lot of car sex
and I have a house. So like, I don't know, there's
just something like bar bathroom sex.
Love that. Yeah.
Big fan. It's hot when you like figure
out where where you're where you're.
Going to go. Yeah, Yeah.
And then I feel like everything just goes out of the window.
Like usually you'd walk into, like, a bathroom stall and be
like, this isn't that great. But then when you're having sex
in it, you're like, oh, it's fine.
Yeah, this is right. Yeah.
You walk out and you've got, like, toilet paper stuck to you.
Yeah. On your shoes.
It's been some really gross bathrooms, yeah, where I'm like,
I wouldn't even pee in here. But but, but I finger a gun in.
Absolutely. I'd do anywhere.
The teenage boy. See, this is the thing.
Yeah, it's awful. I've got some questions for you.
OK. I've I've.
I actually think I've. Changed your pace?
No guys, you know what? I've actually peaked my ADHD
today. I feel like I've gone completely
feral. I was saying this to Liv.
I was like, whenever I'm stressed my ADHD goes off the
fucking chain. Maybe that's why I was insane
today. I was insane today.
Yeah. On one Yeah.
That we were both just like nervous to see each other.
I think so. Maybe I was like riling up
myself like all day thing. I've seen the under there and
now, and now I'm here, my brain doesn't work anymore.
So, oh, first of all, actually we were talking about like, LA
lesbians, OK, And the New York legends, the lesbians
everywhere, OK, You haven't, as I'm aware, made a name for
yourself and the London lesbian senior.
No, no, that's an untapped. Market for me.
I don't know that we've spent enough time here having to lay,
lay down some roots. Baby you need like 2 hours.
I know we haven't had time. We haven't had time.
Off for time. I know the London lesbians need
you. I need you to like, really kick
up a storm here, so I've got some shit to listen to.
So I feel like OK, well introduce me to more lesbians
here. Yeah, I've got loads of them.
Yeah, OK, all in the back pocket.
Let's go. And you've got like the fem
switch done. Yeah, yeah, OK, cool.
I mean. What's your type?
Fem switch. OK, Yeah.
We're after the same, we're after the same girl.
Game's on, bitch. All right, I feel like we're
very like personality wise, probably quite similar, but then
you're a little bit more mask than me.
You've got a bit more of an edge that you're cooler than I am and
you can also, and you're also playing about I'm fucked.
If I go up against you, I'm fucked like it's not going to.
Happen. No, but if you get to know me,
like away from the cameras, I'm just like a silly Scentsy girl.
That's not like cool mask. No, but I'm silly.
This is what I mean. We have this but like if we were
to put like all of your cool points up against mine, yours is
winning. Although I do have a house.
Yeah, you've won. You've won and you have the dyke
ring. I don't have that.
You're getting it Amy's, Amy's getting it sizing and because
obviously you know heartbreak so well.
I know heartbreak so fucking well.
We both spend most of our days crying.
When I say most, I mean every day.
Yeah, there was a period when we were just like both crying every
day and checking in if the other was like still there.
I think that both of us thought that maybe we'd be over the
crying by now, so didn't check in.
But I'm still there. And you asked, Yeah.
Well, every week is a new week. We don't know.
A new crush, A new tear. Yeah, why do we do this?
I don't know. And you've and you also like Co
write the songs as well, right? For the band.
So if you were to like write a song about me in Scarlet
situation, what would that be called?
It's AI mean you just fought a man for her.
Maybe it would just be called for a man.
Fought a man, Yeah. Killed a man.
Killed a guy. Killed a guy.
For my ex like that is that's so
gay. OK, it's happening.
I'm going to get you a guitar and we're just going.
To we're going. To cry and fight.
Yeah. I mean, there's, there's like
sobbing like midway through the song.
What is that? So it's like, wait for the drop.
And all it is is that you wait for the drop and it's just,
yeah, violins. It's just sobbing.
Was there a song that you've written that you were like, oh,
this feels a little bit too sensitive close to home.
Like that I had we haven't released.
Either haven't released or you ended up releasing.
There's definitely one about my ex LA situation ship that we
wrote after the breakup. The next day I came in I was
like, we cannot release that. He was just like, so mean.
Do you think? No, I know.
Oh, you know, I know it was so mean, but I think it was me
getting my anger out. Yeah.
And like, writing it down and writing a song to it.
And that was therapy in itself. So it's like I needed to do
that. But I'm like, nobody needs to
hear that. I'm not a mean person.
No. Like, I'm allowed to be angry
about something or someone has wronged me.
Yeah. And I think, like, writing it
out or talking to the girls, like, that's a good way of
getting it out there. But I don't want to put out a
song like hurt someone's feelings.
Yeah, I don't know. I kind of want to hear.
It I'll show you the lyrics after.
I'd love to because is that maybe an easier way for you to
get your anger out? Though if you can write it and
get it into a song, do you feel like that's how you release it
rather than just yeah, it fell towards someone?
I mean we are debriefing the same shit over and over again.
Like me and the girls. We are best friends.
All we do is talk about the same stuff over and over again.
Rinse and repeat. Yeah, it's like, get it out
there. Yeah.
Oh, I can easily talk about the same situation at least 50
times. Like if it hasn't been spoken
about 50. Times if I have one new detail.
Oh, we're talking about it for another year.
Yeah, easy. But it's nice to like, sit down
with Jordan or the other girls and just like flesh out an idea.
And I think even writing the really mean song, that just
helped me get over it. Really.
Yeah, because I looked at it and I was like, yeah, that's the
feels empowering that I got my anger out, but I'm not that
person to actually hurt somebody that way.
So just. I really wish I did that instead
of just like hitting sand. Like I feel like my version of
that is send and then afterwards on the off.
And if you were writing songs, you just release it right down
there. Wouldn't wait for the album
just. Out there, I record it on a
voice memo and then I just post it on the Spotify put on.
TV I'd listen. That'd be on my raft for sure.
That and brown noise. All brown noise.
Wait is this for the ADHD or is that shit yourself?
Why did someone say that? When I want to shit myself, I
put on 10 hours of brown noise. It's not on the thing here.
British people don't listen to brown noise, pink noise, white
noise. Wait, is that?
Just, you know, am I crazy? You know, you're the only one
that knows. Yeah, like that.
I've heard you speaking. About it I don't.
But it was Charlie who came on the podcast before and she was
saying about Brown. She called it the Brown Note.
OK, Brown note is different. I think that's from South Park.
You hear the no and you shit yourself.
Brown noise is quite relaxing. So in a sense, if you got to go,
you could go, I guess. But it's to get me to sleep.
It's just what's the difference between white noise and brown
noise? Yeah, that's what I need to.
Oh, I have heard it. So it's a.
Little lower maybe? It's a bit softer than white
noise is that and the brown noise is that.
I don't know, you know, brown noise is pretty insane.
Do you know that actually loads of lesbians come up to me or DM
me and say that they listen to this podcast to fall asleep and
I'm like, I don't know how to take that.
No, either it's really comforting or really boring.
Either way, they're like, no, I'll listen to it and then I'll
listen to it again in the day. Well, I.
Think that's a compliment? Yeah, if your voice is soothing.
I need to start hypnosis. Yeah, like give me 1000 lbs.
Wake up. Yeah, wake up, bitch.
So brown noise. I listen to plain noises to fall
asleep. On a plane I listen to brown
noise, which is just plain noise, but plain noise.
So it's like double the I don't even really listen to music, I
just listen to brown noise. Yeah, I mean, you don't need to
listen to music. You've got so much going on up
here. I'm.
Usually just singing in my head and I'll be like is there
anything in my head? Like no headphones in.
Can you play like whole songs in your head?
Like if you were to think of a song.
I'm start to finish, it's in my head.
OK, I'm exactly the same. The whole, the whole we.
Have ADHD. No, if I really wanted to, yeah,
like I can. I can hear the whole thing as if
I was just like pressing play. Yeah, all the time.
It's. Great, isn't it?
It's. So loud in here when I go
running because I'll run with Kylie on tour and she has her
headphones in and she's like, why?
It's so boring. Why do you not run with
headphones? I never ever have run with
headphones because there's just so much going on here.
I understand that, but I feel like the only thing that puts me
off is like hearing my footsteps and my breathing.
Yeah. Oh, yeah, Don't even go there.
If I get if I concentrate on that, I'm gonna go crazy.
Yeah, if I have like a coin in my pocket that I'm listening to,
I Are we on the spectrum? No, babe, maybe.
I don't like sounds, shit don't like sounds, loud noises, bright
lights. So honestly, I actually think
that This is why I'm spending the fuck out in here, because of
these lights. I'm never around lights like.
This no. That's why I feel really safe
under my. Breath.
I really needed a cap as well. Maybe I'll put my sunglasses on.
I really struggle with the main light.
It's terrible if if I walk into a place and it's got the main
light, I'm going the fuck out. At the bar last night when they
when the lights came on I was so upset I couldn't even hear
anymore. No, genuinely, we are so fucked.
What's upset? I couldn't hear anymore.
Nothing was going on. We.
Have issues? But you create great music and I
do love your songs. I mean, a few lesbians haven't
already heard of the Beaches. Like you need to check them out.
I mean edge of the Earth as well.
Did you have involvement in that one?
Yeah, it was me, Jordan, our really good friend Kara.
Love that. Not Kara you met last night.
Yeah, Love that Kara. Love that Kara.
She's isn't she the best? I love her.
I miss your friends that go. I miss her already.
I miss her today. I was like, nice to you.
OK. Go to LA.
She's like, yeah, come to LA. No, she's really fun.
We should we. Oh, we need our toxic LA trip.
We need the toxic LA trip lesbians get ready.
We need. I think we need it vlogged as
well. Oh yeah, I'll bring, I'll bring
my mini mic. Like the simple lifestyle.
I love that mini mic session. What the fuck happened with that
by the way? We need more of those.
My videos, yeah, we had a meeting with Mehta and they
actually said that those didn't perform too well, but I was
like. You're joking.
Yeah, they did actually, because I watched them all.
The people who love them, love them, yeah.
But that's how you start. Like nothing hits viral straight
away. That's like onto genius, because
people haven't seen this genius yet elsewhere.
I brought the mic with me on this Europe trip so.
You'll see like how bad the quality is.
Like, oh, I love it. Yeah.
People like, you know, you just, like, back into it.
No, I want it crunching in my mouth.
Yeah. It's part of.
The aesthetic, anyway. Back to Edge of the Earth, yeah.
Edge of the Earth. Kara.
Not that Kara and her friend Sam.
Edge of the Earth. It's a very lesbian song.
Yes, it was like the one lesbian song of the last album.
This is all about like, yeah, like, push me any further.
Like, you can't keep pushing me. I'll just keep coming back
around basically. Yeah.
Keep coming back to you. Okay, So like back around.
Yeah, it was like, I think my girlfriend and I at the time
were kind of arguing a lot. And it was like, no matter what
we're going through, how and how far we push each other away from
each other, we're going to keep coming.
It's just, yeah. And then we're best friends even
after the breakup. Really.
You can. We couldn't push each other
away. No.
I love that she still comes over for family dinners.
Does she? Yeah, that's to talk to.
Her parents all the time. She's my best friend forever.
That's great. Maybe that's how you were meant,
like you were clearly meant in each other's lives, you know,
and also takes one and no one. Did you have any involvement in
that one? Because I feel like that's so
your personality. That's Jordan.
That's the street song. Not mine.
Whoa. Not mine.
Rough not going to listen to that one.
Again, it's her new relationship and yeah, the struggles of it,
but she's like, you know, and I'm the same.
We're both kind of problematic, but I in the relationship.
That's like accountability. Yeah, which this whole album is
supposed to be about us taking accountable.
So it's gone from. Blaming, blaming ourselves now.
Now. Now we've gone to therapy.
We're all on therapy really. I've been going so I need all
the help I can get. Same.
And now we just have words to describe what we were already
feeling. It doesn't get any better.
Yeah, we just now have to talk, tell other people.
Yeah, I love therapy because I love yapping to my therapist.
But then when she has an opinion back, I'm like, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa. I'm hitting mute.
Hey, I'm not listening anymore. And I'm like, wow, what a great
session. I had the other day I had my
therapist had a wasp in her room while she was on.
Facebook, you were not listening.
I was like, every so often I was just like talking to her and I
could see her going like this. And I was going, are you okay?
And she was like, yeah, there's actually a wasp in here.
And I said, well, do you want to get it out?
Like it's fine, you can go and get out.
And she was like, no, no, it's all good.
Like, And I the whole time I'm just seeing this wasp just
torment around the room. Like go get that fucking wasp
out of there. I.
Wouldn't. Listen to a word.
No, nothing went in there. No, I don't need to listen.
All I do is fucking talk. I need to shut the fuck up.
But there I have a podcast, so you know, Yeah, made for me.
So talk about the lesbians and heartbreak and blaming our exes.
We've had some lesbians write in their horrendous situations with
exes. So.
But what I want to do is for us to analyze and like, are we
blaming Brett? So are we blaming the X?
Yeah. Or actually, are we blaming?
OK, I like this. The person, yeah.
You're looking at me like you're terrified, left hand.
Keeps going into the under's frame.
Can you told? Me that before interrupt the
conversation. There's like a little time.
So we're just. Crawling over here, I can't.
I'm a physical touch person though.
This is why. So like being this far away, I
know. Just a little pause.
It's a gay hen. It is.
It's a 2 J's ring. It is you like 2 J's.
I love the dad as well. I really want to talk about this
quickly. Do girls ever call you dad?
Do you get them to call you dad? Daddy.
Kara told you to re ask that question.
Yeah. No, nobody's called me like
really in the the bedroom. In the bedroom.
No, no, daddy. Yet.
Yet how would you feel? I I think it would Take Me Out
of it because I'd laugh, right? How would you feel?
If somebody called me. Daddy and I don't know why
they're saying it like that or who I'm dating.
She's like shaking her head. Give it to me, Daddy.
They're dying. But Daddy, no I.
Stop spinning in my mouth, Daddy.
Daddy, please stop the spinning. Daddy, No.
Bag you're done with podcasts for the year.
I'm so glad I added too. Good old babe is good, you know.
Babe. Babe not even baby.
OK, baby's good baby. I think it's better, babe.
OK, baby's better. Yeah, it is.
But maybe it's been a little bit of time, it's been a while.
Maybe it's. How long?
Six months, six months, six months.
That's crazy. I'm like returning to virginity.
That was my hymen. Yeah, I was.
Trying to say your hymen is just it's back.
Yeah, nice. Yeah, that's fun for.
Them. I'm pretty pure now, yeah.
As fuck yeah. There's people who want that.
There's a market for that. I mean, let's not get into.
That. Lesbians are going to listen to
this and be like, I want to fuck that little version.
I want to get that little version and.
That little teen boy twink version you spat everywhere?
I'm sorry, I love spitting. You catch my mouth suddenly I'm
into it. And The thing is, when I am on
my long three months tour in the fall, my mom will be missing me
and she will go to YouTube and she'll type my name in and she
will find this podcast and she will watch it and then she'll
call me. Sorry, mom.
After my podcast with Shannon Beverage where we talked about
straps and penetration and all that, I got a phone call.
I was on tour, I was going to bed and she was like, just have
a question. What is a strap?
Double it and give it to the next person.
You can't, I said. Go.
You can get dad to Google it. OK?
You guys can talk amongst yourself.
You go Google it. So now I feel the responsibility
to one up Shannon. Yeah, yeah.
Well, I think just spitting was a lot.
I think we're just gonna have to put you in a shop on.
Yeah, You going here? I don't go anywhere without
mine, really. Yeah, I know.
For real. I've got the harness on right
now. I just kind of plug it in.
You much if I was just. Sad.
No, I can't. Oh my God.
Slowly. Breaked up but the fucking.
Well, because I live at home and always have to meet whoever I'm
seeing at the time somewhere else.
And you know, maybe we'll go for dinner first.
I've got my tote bag ready to go.
Nice. Straps in there.
Everything's in there. We're at a fancy restaurant.
It's just betwixt my feet on the floor and the waiters like
taking our order. I'm like, there's a strap on.
I'm between my feet right now. I don't tell them that.
Two straps for the lady. Please.
You're sat there like so fully prepared and that's what I love.
You're sat there like. I'm ready.
Like in the Geneva. Yeah.
I'm like just a little teenage boy because.
So innocently at dinner and she doesn't fucking know that you've
got no she paraphernalia and. She knows and she's embarrassed.
Yeah. So what are you having with a
strap? Just everything that you're
trying to say this. Comes out a strap.
Like what would you like to drink?
I I really. Just a question.
I just, OK, no, no, I'm just saying I just want to find you
out on a date with your bag and just be.
I just go shopping there. Yeah.
You see my toe there? It's right there.
Sorry Allison, I brought a strap to promo today.
You never know what can happen in Brighton.
You never know, especially brightness.
So, yeah, you never know when you're going to need a strap.
There's so many things you can do with it as well.
Yeah. So going back to blame Brett or
blaming them. OK, so these lesbians have
written in their Horror X story. There's like, miniature ones
right for us to go through. OK, this one girl wrote made out
with another girl in front of my face.
The other girl ran off when she saw me stood there.
My ex then chased after her to comfort her.
I stayed four more months. I'm gonna be real.
I didn't understand most of that, did you?
I think a lot of it was like British, like I just stood
there. That's actually I just stood
there. Oh, and that's actually a real
sentence. So she so her ex.
OK. Made out?
No. So OK, the girl that she was
with made out with another girl in front of her.
Don't like it? Don't like it?
The other girl ran away. The girl that she was with ran
after that other girl to comfort her, and the girl who wrote this
in apparently stayed for another four more months in that
relationship. Yeah, I would have also stayed
but but I'm blaming the the the kisser there.
Yeah, we blame the kisser. We could partially say, honey,
you shouldn't have stayed, but also both me and you both.
We would have stayed. We would have said, yeah, so.
Can't get a kidder. Like I would love to say Oh my
God, that wouldn't. I would never.
I would tell a friend to leave. Would I leave?
No, I'd tell her, I'd tell a friend to kill her but would I
leave? Fuck no.
No Lied about the eczema on her back.
It was rug burn from cheating on me on our carpeted floor with a
man. Confessed it a few weeks later.
This is rough. This is actually the first time
that I'm reading these as well. Wait, aren't we always going to
be blaming the? I mean, I think so.
Like that one's obvious. That one's an obvious BMX.
OK, I mean, if anything, I'm just enjoying reading these out
now. Took.
So she took me over to her boss's house for dinner.
Next thing I know we're all hanging out almost every
weekend. Things start feeling off more
and more. I let this go on for four
months. Why is it always the four
months? Then finally I confronted her.
She denies it. Two weeks.
Denies what hold. On two weeks when we were moving
into our new place, I couldn't take it anymore.
And we broke up and she moved in with her boss and now they've
been together for six years. OK, so she was denying the fact
that they were together, flirting, whatever.
And now they've been together for six years.
See, now my problem is, is the denying down to the ground?
Yeah. Because you can't help maybe
like, who you have like, feelings for or whatever.
But like, she kept asking her and she was like, no, for four
months. And now she's been there for six
years. Yeah, blame her.
Blame her. Told me she was married.
Blame her to a man or to what? But we don't know.
I think it won't. But getting divorced after our
first date when I noticed a tattoo on her ring finger.
Months later her wife flew across the country to tell her
she had cancer and she left me. OK, I don't think I can blame
the X on this one. She blamed the wife with cancer.
Cut that. Cut that.
No, that is the clip. OK, That is the one where I'm
not blaming the ex. I have to be real.
We're blaming her because she saw the ring right away or she
no. No, so she told she actually
told the girl that she was married but getting divorced
right. But then the wife, the ex-wife
or whatever flew across the country to tell that shared
cancer. So she left and stayed with her,
which I I think I can't blame the X for doing that.
No, no, I would have done that. Yeah.
Fair Fox. OK, for once, we're actually
blaming the writer. Yeah.
She sent me a picture of her in bed wearing Disney Christmas
PJ's. Wait, is this something that you
would do? I literally, I literally was
like, so me. It was April and had a
Manchester United bedding. She was in her mid 30s.
Hey, and maybe she lived at home.
There's no issue with that. No, we, we love this girl.
We're we're blaming the girl who wrote it.
Yeah, we love that girl. She's wholesome.
Also wholesome. Like that's really cute having
the Christmas PJS. She likes Christmas, I love
Christmas. Dude, I could tell you, you wear
it like, you know what I mean? You know, there are some people
that I meet and I'm like. It's because I'm a virgin, isn't
it? That girl loves Christmas.
Yeah, the Disney Christmas PJS. That is, like, quite endearing.
Do you like Disney? Yeah, I'm not like a Disney dog,
but I like. It dated a chef for a few weeks,
dead to eat a single crisp hours before a meal.
She cooked us pasta and was screamed at in the middle of the
street. Needless to say I ended it.
Wait. Dated a chef for a few weeks,
dead to eat a single crisp hours?
Oh she dared. Like she had the audacity.
OK, so she ate one crisp before the meal that she cooked her,
which was only some pasta. Chef sounds like a mom.
Like like my mom. What is it that you would have
like a snack before dinner? Yeah, like you've ruined dinner.
You've. Ruined everything that I've
worked so hard for. So This is why.
Are our mom's the same? Yeah, we are the same person,
same family. Yeah, it's just you don't live
at home. Next time we talk, I will be in
my own place. Similar eyes like are you
Italian? No.
Big Italian eyes. You never heard of that one?
Oh, my Italian cousins. Have huge eyes, No.
Yeah, me and my sisters, we've all got big eyes.
They're green as well. Hazel, gorgeous like your cats.
So I don't want to make you cry or anything, but like it's quite
cat like to have Hazel eyes. Thank you so much.
I blame the writer for We're going to kiss by the end of
this. I hope so.
Why do you think I got you on here?
Are you joking? We're going to blame the writer
because she dated a chef? That's a problem I think.
Yeah, as in you should have known.
You should have known. And like she clearly cares so
fucking much about it. Literally how dare you have a
crisp. But you knew what you were
getting yourself in for with the chef.
I'm sorry sorry. Four years in she cheated with a
dude and had this baby. Now divorcing and wants to be
back. I'm like you and your shitty
little snotty fucking kid. You get fucked.
But also hello to your new stepdaddy.
I know I was saying today that I get a lot of DMS from women who
are like I would leave my husband and children for you.
And the children. And the children and the
children is the important part I love.
How they wouldn't even take the kids with them.
It's like no, no, no. Like if you don't even want to
be a mom, that's cool because. They didn't even ask.
I love kids. Not that I'm opening these DMS
and I'm going to answer, but like you, why are you leading
with I'd leave my entire family? I will leave everything fucking
kids. But I'm not ready for kids.
I'm not ready to be a child. Bread Child mom.
Teen Mom. You would be a Teen Mom.
I would. You got pregnant.
I'd be like, Oh my God, imagine like I'd be like.
It's inappropriate. I know you're 15.
I don't. You know what I mean.
Who did this to you? There'd be a court date.
It just wouldn't be right. No.
Maybe a few more years you'd make a really good mom.
Kids love me, animals love me. By the ADHD, there's something
in there. Well, I get along really well
with, like, kids because I just am one, like, apparently.
Yeah, Yeah. But then I get a little bit too
personal with them sometimes. Yeah.
Because then they just like they start joking about stuff.
And then I start trauma dumping. Then the next thing you know,
I'm telling them all about my troubles.
Yeah, like over a bottle of whiskey.
And I'm like, you want some? I.
Know. Like my my nephew.
Like he, me and him have like a very similar sense of humour
because he is 4 1/2. Yeah, yeah.
But then sometimes they take it too far and I'm like, oh, you're
like, you're a loser. Now he's an alcoholic.
Now he's an he's in jail, Yeah. So who were you blaming?
What was that four year? Oh, child.
Four years, child bride now divorcing and wants me back to
that. Yeah, I think we're blaming the
X on this one. Yeah.
And one last question. On a first date, she got into my
phone while I was sleeping using my fingerprint.
Oh. Oh my God this is bad fuck.
Posted on my Instagram stories. Wife life.
Found the one, put it in my headline and then change my
Facebook. Change my Facebook status to in
a relationship. Didn't find out she did any of
this until the end of the next day when my friends told me
that's insane wife life. Found the one.
I mean, why would it even be the writer's fault there at all?
No, she fell asleep. No, but what?
It was your fault. Falling asleep.
That's true. Yeah.
And girls wear gloves when you sleep.
Yeah, well, cut your hands off when you sleep.
Cut your foot. Put them in the drawer.
Get them out of here. Get them, get them out of here
and do something with your face as well so they can't use face
ID but balaclava to sleep. And a chastity belt while you're
at it. Keep it safe, Keep it safe.
But has it got ever gone on your phone?
Like no has it got ever done anything this kind of level
unhinged? No one has tried to get into my
phone for anything really. I'm not doing suss behavior.
Maybe you know when I'm obsessed with you.
Yeah, so they're like, there's no way this bitch is.
Yeah, Alison got on my phone yesterday and posted an
Instagram story. Did you?
What was it? Wife life on the one?
Yeah. Because I wish upon a fluff that
I could kiss you. It is.
I mean, going through someone's phone is like heinous.
I would never do that. No, I mean don't.
Don't. You've done it.
It's like. Don't knock it though.
Don't knock it till you try. I've done it once.
It wasn't my proudest moment and I would always say actually just
don't do that shit and I would never do it ever again, never
because but then I think again, it goes off that like SUS thing,
like the girls haven't done it because they've never gotten an
ink thing from you that you were being shady, right, Whereas like
your gut is like your ancestors. Like they're always speaking to
me, but I'm not doing it. Yeah, well.
She's trying to kill you. But whatever those voices in my
head, it was only kind of a bit like this, like checking it and
then be like, I've read too much already, you know?
And then it's by that point it's too late.
My BFF and twin, her ex left her journals at her place that she
was sharing with her ex when we went on tour and her ex read
through all of them. Every single one.
Yeah, all the entries well. They were broken up, yeah.
So went through all of these journals.
Yeah. Did any of them have to do with
you? But you and any of them.
No, but then she thought that she had cheated with me because
we took a photo booth photos together.
Kissing. That's my twin.
And also I kiss everybody. Yeah.
Twin. Twin.
Yeah, I mean, I kiss everybody, everybody.
That's why I always say like, whoever I would get with can't
be a jealous person because I love like kissing my friends and
I'm so flirty as well. Like inherently like I'm so
monogamy, right? Like the way that I am.
I'm just like, I love loving like one person, but then I'm
also super flirty. Yeah.
That you can't, you can't get that out of me.
That's just my personality. Do you know what I mean?
Yeah, that is also my we are the same.
I I dabbled in Poly, A Poly thing and an open thing in the
past year and it's not for me. I'm a monogamous girl.
Yeah. Did it make you feel a little
bit like, how did it make you feel?
Terrible. Yeah, horrible.
Anxious. Imagine the fucking.
Anxious. See my anxiety be off the.
It was, yeah, it was crazy. I'm like, I am not normally this
anxious person. Maybe into a different person.
Yeah, but that's the thing, I think that people will always be
like, oh, you're anxious attachments.
It's like actually a situation can just make you anxious.
Yeah. And and a situation like that
would make me pretty. Yeah, I met up with my ex
recently who was very in love with and I was like, you know,
I'm not normally that anxious person that I was in the
relationship. And she's like, yeah, right.
I'm like, no, it was the situation.
Yeah, I'm not. I'm not like that.
Yeah, I'm in a stable. Really.
Yeah. In the fucking morning.
Yeah, and not eating and like, crying all the time.
It looks good though, like after a while, you know, that kind of
cracked out phase that you guys. Oh yeah, yeah.
Yeah, there's like a glow after you cry.
Yeah, people will be like, oh, you look better than ever.
I'm like, great. I've never been more depressed.
I haven't been eating. I don't cry every day, yeah.
But when I'm in a normal, stable relationship, I have normal.
I'm a normal person. Can you believe it?
No. No, because it hasn't happened
yet. But I promise, I promise that
that would be. No, I can see it.
And I'm. I'm exactly the same.
It's like people can get you into a state where you just get
so fucking anxious. But you've written some amazing
songs out of it, so you know it's worth it.
And when is the new album coming out then?
So give us your your lowdown now of like everything spilling out.
Yeah. August 29th.
The album's called No Hard Feelings.
There's a lot of queer songs on there because I was going
through the deepest heartbreak when you were writing it.
OK And then Jordan's in a new relationship that she's
navigating, so there's a lot of those songs.
It's really fun. I'm really excited for it.
Yeah. Yeah.
It's following up Blame My Ex. So I feel like that propelled
our career kind of worldwide. So having to follow that up was
pretty stressful and. It's a lot of.
Pressure, yeah, yeah. Following Blame Brett
specifically in a viral moment on TikTok is a lot of pressure
because when we're writing songs, we're not thinking like,
let's write a viral hit that's going to do well in a 22nd
TikTok clip. Like when we were writing Blame
Brett, I don't even think any of us thought that would be a
single. And then it popped off.
Then we got back into the studio and we're like, OK, we have to
to make another hit, but like, you can't go about it that way.
You can't. Yeah.
Because it just sadly just doesn't work that way.
Right? And I feel like I can always
tell as well. Whenever I hear a song that's
gone on TikTok, I'm like, I know that you wrote this because you
wanted people to use like that specific, but you know,
absolutely quite transparent now.
Yeah. So we just had to like, we were
in the studio longer and just like getting over that kind of,
I don't know, mental. With the biggest highs come the
lowest lows and the most, like, pressure and anxiety, Right?
Yeah. It's that it's then that
pressure to keep keep up that momentum and things maybe not
hitting that same high or, you know, like always putting that
pressure on yourself. But absolutely.
I mean, all your songs are great.
Like I genuinely do actually listen to them as well.
Like it's not just me trying to, like butt you up.
I do love, I love you guys and you as a band as well.
Just like the energy is great. I saw you guys live last year.
Yeah, which was insane. That was so fun.
That was great. That was like we didn't know
what the venue would be like. We just kind of showed up and
like, oh, we're playing here, this is big and it's sold out.
Like this is crazy. Yeah, but you got, I mean, you
guys perform insanely well. I mean, it's a kind of a new
thing though. Really.
Yeah. Like we've or like we perform
well on stage. Oh.
Oh, thank you. No, that's not a new thing.
We've always been great. Yeah.
Insanely. That's a new thing.
That's a new thing, Yeah. That's when you mask daddy kind
of thing. Don't worry about it.
Yeah, it's no big deal. Hey, I wish I could now play
guitar just so I could, like, riff off on stitch.
I could do that thing, you know, in like Freaky Friday where
she's like miming playing the guitar.
Oh, I know. You in the back.
Yeah, I'm Jamie Lee. Yeah, yeah, fuck, that was a
horrible high 5. That was take 2.
Do it again. That was in me.
That was hurt. Again, you literally went from
here. Do it again.
There you go, it's the left hand.
I can't do much with this thing. I'm a lefty.
Are you? Yeah.
Gross. So is there anything else that
you got coming up as well? So you got the album coming out
that's on August 29th. Have you got any shows that you
want to plug whilst you're here? We're gonna be announcing a
tour, a fall tour, North American tour when our next
single comes out on May 29th. Which is, did I say too much?
Probably. I did, absolutely.
That's a big gay song about my breakup.
It's very anthemic and fun, but the lyrics are sad and it makes
me feel sad for the sad version of me.
Yeah, do you ever look back at that sad version of you and
you're like, Oh, my heart breaks.
Me, she was going through it. Yeah.
She's so sensy and she has so much love.
It's all. It's all.
Change, never change. Someone will like it one day,
Absolutely. Yeah.
And I think we'll be back in Europe.
We're playing some European festivals this summer and then
we'll be back touring here probably in a little early new
year. Back and then as soon as find
you. My address is.
Write it down. My number is me specifically.
Yeah, and the band. My Instagram.
I mean, you'll probably tag it at Leandra Earl.
Absolutely. My band at the Beaches.
Band. Yeah, Take, talk, whatever.
We're everywhere. Amazing and I can't wait to hear
this new album as well. I'll send, but I can send it to
you. Can you just send it to me?
So seriously, Yeah, Allison is looking at you like no, she
fucking can't because. She sends a everybody.
Lori, our manager. Literally.
Yesterday anymore. But yeah, I still wanna.
Well, not everybody, but yesterday our manager was like,
you know, I can see everyone who's listening to it right now.
Yeah. Don't send it to any more
people. I sent it to two more people
yesterday. I mean, I'm dying to hear it, so
just. You got it more.
You got it, OK. Thank you so much and thank you
so much for coming. On as well.
I love you, I love you. I have been cracked out ADHD
today. I know I feel like the energy.
I'm, I'm gonna literally turn off after this.
Like I'm turned on, but I'll turn off.
OK. Yeah, that's what we like.
Thank you again. And sweating on you.
And you do smell great, by the way.
I just wanna set that rumour here.
She smells really nice. Thank you so much.
So no one gets the wrong question.
Thank you for having me. Thank you so much.
I love you, I love you. Bye lesbians.