1 00:00:18,810 --> 00:00:23,530 Good morning, Good afternoon. Good night to all of the 2 00:00:23,530 --> 00:00:26,650 lesbians around the world. Welcome to this week's episode 3 00:00:26,650 --> 00:00:28,130 of the Lesbian Supper Club Podcast. 4 00:00:28,130 --> 00:00:30,930 Sorry that there was no episode last week. 5 00:00:30,930 --> 00:00:34,890 We again let ourselves down on the planning front. 6 00:00:34,890 --> 00:00:36,210 I don't think so at all, actually. 7 00:00:36,210 --> 00:00:38,370 I think it's because we had a bit of a manic. 8 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:44,880 Well, I had AI had a psychotic break, which I don't care to 9 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:47,480 delve into right now because I'm still recovering from it. 10 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:53,400 And we were down in Cornwall moving our things into our 11 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:57,360 property, which is another very long and stressful story which I 12 00:00:57,360 --> 00:01:01,160 don't fancy going over. That's why though, that we had 13 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:05,080 to delay the podcast for a week because we physically didn't 14 00:01:05,080 --> 00:01:08,320 have the time and I mentally didn't have the capacity. 15 00:01:09,080 --> 00:01:10,280 And that's absolutely fair enough. 16 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:12,240 Yeah, Do you know what? We're juggling a lot. 17 00:01:12,320 --> 00:01:17,800 And I'm a perfectionist and I think the worst of myself all 18 00:01:17,800 --> 00:01:21,280 the time in terms of punishing myself and not doing the right 19 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:24,080 things or not being present in the right places. 20 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:27,920 And I let it get to me a bit much. 21 00:01:28,080 --> 00:01:30,360 So I'm, I'm on the path of recovery now. 22 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:33,920 My better help therapist is getting an absolute fucking 23 00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:38,800 shafting. She's she's probably rinsing 24 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:40,600 her. I think she's probably going to 25 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:43,840 go into hiding and make an excuse to not see me anymore. 26 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:46,640 Which, like, do you know what, Fair. 27 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:49,640 So that is why we've not been around. 28 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:51,640 It's been really good that you've been doing all those 29 00:01:51,640 --> 00:01:54,240 things, though, because for as long as I've been with you, 30 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:56,760 you've never been as proactive as you are now and I do 31 00:01:56,760 --> 00:01:59,480 genuinely think it's because. Desperation will do that to. 32 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:02,640 You desperation will do that, Yeah And no. 33 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:04,920 But I feel like you've I do. Feel like I'm really going 34 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:08,520 through a shift in my life, whether it be good or bad. 35 00:02:09,479 --> 00:02:14,280 I think as we all mature, we discover ourselves all of the 36 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:16,560 time, new elements about ourselves. 37 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:19,840 And I'm just, I think, discovering parts of myself that 38 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:24,280 I'd kept hidden for so long that they've come to the surface. 39 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:26,840 And even though it's difficult, it doesn't necessarily mean it's 40 00:02:26,840 --> 00:02:28,840 bad. And it's forced. 41 00:02:28,840 --> 00:02:35,120 Me to try and take control and work on myself, which I think we 42 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:37,640 should all do all the time and I have no shame in being honest 43 00:02:37,640 --> 00:02:40,360 about that. Like, I think it's important to, 44 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:44,960 you know, looking from the outside in sometimes on people's 45 00:02:44,960 --> 00:02:48,200 lives specifically like we put ourselves out there. 46 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:55,240 I think it is so easy for things to look perfect and for people's 47 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:58,680 lives to look perfect and for them to look happy and and 48 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:03,040 that's not the case. It's just as much not the case 49 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:05,120 as it is the case, you know, for. 50 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:07,200 And I think that's the same for everyone. 51 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:10,840 For every bit of good there's some, there's normally some sort 52 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:12,360 of difficulty that comes with that. 53 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:13,840 No one has a perfect life. No. 54 00:03:13,920 --> 00:03:18,000 So for all of the amazing things that happen, that also brings a 55 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,520 lot of pressure and a lot of stress and a lot of time 56 00:03:20,520 --> 00:03:24,960 consuming and a lot of back and forth, Like it's just a great 57 00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:28,240 thing to have to juggle. If that makes sense. 58 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:32,120 Like it's a it's a high pressure thing that we have to really 59 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:35,600 grind ourselves for that we love doing, but it doesn't not make 60 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:38,240 it hard. I feel like you have had to put 61 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:41,880 up with my anxiety for 5 1/2 years and now I'm getting a 62 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:44,680 taste of my own medicine because I'm dealing with yours. 63 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:50,440 I'd actually rather be the one suffering because I hate seeing 64 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:53,040 you suffer with it because I know how bad it is. 65 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:55,600 So I'd actually rather it be me, you know? 66 00:03:55,880 --> 00:03:57,560 I'd probably rather it was you as well. 67 00:03:57,560 --> 00:03:59,040 I'm sure you would. I'm sure you would. 68 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:01,160 I'm sure anyone would. Because I think like you're more 69 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:03,600 equipped to deal with it, sadly. In 20 years. 70 00:04:04,280 --> 00:04:07,600 You know, I haven't suffered this badly this physically since 71 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:10,560 I was 11 and that's when I had my really bad school phobia. 72 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:13,400 Like I've had anxiety throughout, but my life, but 73 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:16,240 it's not manifested in the way that it is right now and it is 74 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:20,000 really fucking hard. So shout out to anyone that is 75 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:22,079 going through it. It's such. 76 00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:24,640 A cliche, but believe me, like you're not alone. 77 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:27,320 No, you are not alone. I think that can be the worst 78 00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:29,680 thing about it, right, is that you feel really fucking lovely 79 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:32,120 when you go through it. But you know what? 80 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:35,640 It's going to make you feel better, JoJo Siwa. 81 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:40,400 Yeah. JoJo Siwa's Karma has now been 82 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:42,800 released. It has now been said that you 83 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:46,800 know those dance moves that she was doing on TikTok where I this 84 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:50,600 is an audio podcast. But she's like flailing her arms 85 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:53,640 down onto her hip and she's going, Karma's a bitch that bit. 86 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:57,360 She has admitted that. That was all a piss take and it 87 00:04:57,400 --> 00:04:59,800 fucking worked. She's a mom and genius she is. 88 00:04:59,880 --> 00:05:00,840 Love her. I hate her. 89 00:05:00,840 --> 00:05:03,280 You're still looking at her. And I know some of you will be 90 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:05,840 listening to us being like, who's JoJo Siwa? 91 00:05:05,840 --> 00:05:07,480 Oh, I don't care about this person. 92 00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:10,720 You're on your own because the whole fucking Internet cares 93 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:15,560 about her right now. JoJo Siwa is a kid. 94 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:20,000 I mean, she's 20, but I'm going to call her a kid from dance 95 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,360 mums. She made her debut on dance mums 96 00:05:22,360 --> 00:05:28,080 like 15 years ago and has out of, I think all of them managed 97 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:32,120 to take the notoriety that came from dance mums and the 98 00:05:32,120 --> 00:05:35,560 popularity that came from dance mums and just create herself a 99 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:38,440 whole fucking media career. And she's quite literally done 100 00:05:38,440 --> 00:05:40,920 everything. And then she came out as a 101 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:44,080 lesbian, which was amazing. I mean that was that was 102 00:05:44,120 --> 00:05:48,240 actually incredible when she done that because it really took 103 00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:50,840 a lot because of her connections with Disney. 104 00:05:51,280 --> 00:05:54,080 Oh, and it's being a child, child, like all of that. 105 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:56,160 Not one of them. Yeah. 106 00:05:56,160 --> 00:05:58,000 Not that it should make a fucking difference, but 107 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,640 obviously it did and it made it harder for her and she actually 108 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:02,880 dealt with that incredibly well. And then she went into her 109 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:06,240 lesbian villain era that she's been living in for the last 110 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:10,560 couple of years, creating chaos, which like, do you know what we 111 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:12,120 can all sit back and judge her for? 112 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:14,840 This song's about, yeah, she's cheated, she's made some bad 113 00:06:14,840 --> 00:06:16,440 decisions, She's lied. But. 114 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:19,000 Haven't we all? Everyone fucking does it. 115 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,400 Everyone goes. When she was 18. 116 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:24,440 Yeah, fuck. You know, I've said this before 117 00:06:24,440 --> 00:06:27,080 and I'll say it again. If I had a camera around me and 118 00:06:27,280 --> 00:06:31,480 a fucking following when I was 18, I would have done way worse 119 00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:33,800 than JoJo. So you go for it, bitch. 120 00:06:33,840 --> 00:06:37,720 And also I yeah, I actually, Joe, what the video as well. 121 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:40,440 There's something about it that is just addictive. 122 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:41,680 I think you're on your own there. 123 00:06:41,680 --> 00:06:43,480 I mean, you showed it to me earlier and. 124 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:46,520 She looks like KISS, you know, like the band KISS. 125 00:06:46,760 --> 00:06:50,440 You showed it to me earlier. I can't say that I'm desperate 126 00:06:50,440 --> 00:06:53,040 to watch it again. I mean, I'm glad I've watched it 127 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:55,840 the one time because I don't feel like I'm missing. 128 00:06:56,080 --> 00:06:58,760 Out and she's like dry humping on the girl on the beach. 129 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:02,640 Yeah, it's disturbing because I think I still see her as a 130 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:04,280 child. No, I don't. 131 00:07:04,280 --> 00:07:05,680 But that just really made me laugh. 132 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:09,000 I don't like it personally. But I might reenact the whole 133 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:10,760 video. She's living her best life. 134 00:07:10,760 --> 00:07:14,880 She's doing what she wants to do, and who are we or anyone 135 00:07:14,880 --> 00:07:17,280 else to judge? She's like, it's the same old 136 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:18,440 right? She's not fucking hurting 137 00:07:18,440 --> 00:07:19,280 anyone. No. 138 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:22,480 The Internet is a weird place where people get really 139 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:24,640 judgmental. And karma is a bitch. 140 00:07:24,640 --> 00:07:26,600 Yeah, and entitled to you. Shouldn't know better. 141 00:07:26,920 --> 00:07:31,920 Opinions that are like so vicious and I just find it. 142 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:35,080 It's so preachy, Really weird. People get so preachy online, 143 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:36,960 they act like Bible bashers or something. 144 00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:40,360 Oh, by the way, someone messaged us saying Look. 145 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:44,680 No they didn't. They replied to us like so you 146 00:07:44,680 --> 00:07:46,720 guys will probably know on Spotify at the end of the 147 00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:48,280 episode. You can be like, what did you 148 00:07:48,280 --> 00:07:51,880 think about this? And someone replied and said. 149 00:07:52,160 --> 00:07:56,280 Basically along the lines of I know like this was a bit of a 150 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:59,680 joke, but you need to realise you have Christian lesbian 151 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:02,760 listeners shock. First of all we have a whole 152 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:07,400 episode dedicated to religion and homosexuality, period. 153 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:11,200 Secondly, it was this is just our sense of humour and we do 154 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:13,160 take it too far and we love doing that. 155 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:15,200 Did I enjoy doing the nun impressions? 156 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:17,600 Yes I did. And did I laugh back when I did 157 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:18,600 it? Yes, I did. 158 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:23,120 When it is so far out there, it clearly like, I would hope that 159 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:26,240 everyone listening is a certain level of intellect to know that 160 00:08:26,240 --> 00:08:30,040 it's fucking satire. Like obviously we support you if 161 00:08:30,040 --> 00:08:33,159 you're Christian and gay. Obviously we support you if 162 00:08:33,159 --> 00:08:35,840 you're Muslim and gay. Obviously we support you if 163 00:08:35,840 --> 00:08:38,559 you're seeking gay. If anything we fucking support 164 00:08:38,559 --> 00:08:41,240 you more because you guys are having to like fucking put in 165 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:42,520 the work on both sides. But. 166 00:08:42,520 --> 00:08:44,000 We don't support you if you're straight. 167 00:08:44,320 --> 00:08:46,760 No, we do. Because you're probably 168 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:48,800 listening to this because you're straight and curious, but I'm 169 00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:51,600 joking, like we're going to take the piss. 170 00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:54,240 If there is an Ave. for us to take the piss. 171 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:56,160 Best believe the piss is being taken and. 172 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:59,000 You know that this is 5% of my piss taking. 173 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:01,400 That's what's bad about it. So if any of you get offended 174 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,720 then I'm sorry. I hate to tell you probably 175 00:09:03,720 --> 00:09:05,840 never want to meet me in person. So on. 176 00:09:05,840 --> 00:09:07,400 Today's oh, no, really. Quickly. 177 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:08,920 Beforehand, though, we talk about music. 178 00:09:08,920 --> 00:09:10,520 We've got to talk about Fletcher's new album. 179 00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:12,920 Oh, it's really good. It's amazing. 180 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:17,600 It is really good and we Freya hasn't watched any of the 181 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:19,200 podcasts that she done with Shannon. 182 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:21,480 No, I need to watch that. I watched some of it. 183 00:09:23,240 --> 00:09:25,680 I did. It didn't really, to be fair. 184 00:09:25,680 --> 00:09:28,800 I watched it when I was down in Somerset, in the mid state of 185 00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:32,640 absolute anxiety, and I began it whilst I was in the queue for 186 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:37,560 McDonald's, which I really thoroughly enjoyed. 187 00:09:37,560 --> 00:09:41,120 Actually, I've been in my since again since I've had anxiety. 188 00:09:41,120 --> 00:09:43,440 I don't know if this is the same for other people, but it's 189 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:46,600 really affected my diet and I've owned like I don't eat meat 190 00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:50,240 anyway, but I've only been craving like beige foods. 191 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:52,480 It's the only thing. I think it's because you feel 192 00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:55,560 sick and also because you're really tired, so you crave like 193 00:09:55,560 --> 00:09:56,840 sugary salty. Food. 194 00:09:57,000 --> 00:10:00,560 So I started watching it then. So maybe I wasn't in the best 195 00:10:00,560 --> 00:10:05,440 mindset approaching it. I found it a little bit dull, to 196 00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:09,640 be honest, but I don't know if that's because the the Shannon 197 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:12,760 and Fletcher narrative has gone on for so long now. 198 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:15,240 I just don't know if I'm a bit over it, so I wasn't really 199 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:16,600 interested in the. Incident. 200 00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:21,120 I don't think that they owe anyone any more of their kind of 201 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:23,520 journey, I mean. Fletcher, I think, is very 202 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:27,320 honest about the fact that she made a shit load of money out of 203 00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:29,760 her breakup and she. Should. 204 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:34,320 I think clearly loads goes on behind closed doors that none of 205 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:36,120 us will ever know nor should we because. 206 00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:38,760 But Can you imagine how fucking annoying it is for them though? 207 00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:43,360 For every single comment and every video to have comments 208 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:46,520 about and I've. Actually never understood it at 209 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:52,120 a level until now until like we are, I mean nowhere near in the 210 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:54,800 position that they're in. But you know similar we put 211 00:10:54,800 --> 00:11:01,160 ourselves out there and stuff and I'm so hyper aware now of of 212 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:04,400 that that it does definitely impact me and I mean we've not 213 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:06,720 had to deal with any like backlash on anything. 214 00:11:06,720 --> 00:11:10,040 No, but I I'm. Imagine we broke up. 215 00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:13,560 Oh, I would like shit myself like I would. 216 00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:16,840 I know that it would make it 10 times worse because as much as 217 00:11:16,840 --> 00:11:20,480 people can say ignore people on the Internet, who cares? 218 00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:23,320 I know it would fucking hurt because you're trying to go 219 00:11:23,440 --> 00:11:27,240 through something on a personal level and actually you without 220 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:31,680 wanting to or not. Yeah, you're having to consider 221 00:11:31,840 --> 00:11:34,440 thousands and thousands of people's opinions. 222 00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:36,880 I mean, it must be awful for them, actually. 223 00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:39,520 So yeah, kudos to them for the other side. 224 00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:42,040 And doing it, I think it was great that they did just do an 225 00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:43,720 episode together. I think as well. 226 00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:47,200 Fletchers new album is so good. It is. 227 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:50,120 And it is miles above her. I've always loved her music, but 228 00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:52,400 it is miles above her other songs that she's done. 229 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:53,920 Yeah. And she's, like, glowed. 230 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,960 Like she didn't even need to glow up, but somehow she's 231 00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:57,840 glowed up. She keeps getting better, both 232 00:11:57,880 --> 00:12:00,160 attractive, wise and as a musician, so hot. 233 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:02,720 Oh, she's ridiculous. Yeah, like, let's not lie, 234 00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:03,600 she's. Really, really hot. 235 00:12:03,680 --> 00:12:04,840 Yeah. So I really enjoyed that 236 00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:08,400 pretending music video, and I wish that she would consider me 237 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:10,720 for the next role. Thank you. 238 00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:12,560 I don't wish she would consider you. 239 00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:15,080 Not because I would be jealous just because you would be 240 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:16,640 insufferable. No, I wouldn't. 241 00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:18,640 I would just love it. Yes, you would get. 242 00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:19,840 Into. It you would be. 243 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,760 I'd be your love interest, Fletcher. 244 00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:24,080 I would. I would do anything. 245 00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:26,600 I wouldn't mind it because I'd be like, fair you're making out 246 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:29,720 the Fletcher, carry on like, can't say anything to that. 247 00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:33,920 But I would mind you, your behaviour would be out of 248 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,240 fucking control. Are you joking? 249 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:37,520 I'd be so jealous that you were getting with Fletcher. 250 00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:39,960 Yeah, you'd be jealous of me, not jealous. 251 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:40,440 Yeah. No. 252 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:42,720 Yeah, exactly. No, I don't want to get with 253 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:47,600 Fletcher. I would be a bit jealous of 254 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:51,480 that, but like I would, I would be happy for you. 255 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:53,360 I'd be like, you can give me a kiss. 256 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:56,400 I still taste like her. I'd be just as happy for you as 257 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:59,200 I would be jealous. 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We love you, Ripple. 277 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:58,160 And so we want to cover two sex type related topics today and 278 00:13:58,160 --> 00:14:02,120 the first one is someone DM Ed us and I can't find the DM. 279 00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:05,760 But as I've mentioned before I write things down in my notes 280 00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:09,960 when I think that they are good and this is one of them. 281 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:15,720 And the the message went something like hi, I have been 282 00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:20,920 in a long term relationship for a while now and I masturbate and 283 00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:25,400 my partner classes. Masturbation whilst in a 284 00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:30,880 relationship is cheating and basically yeah and basically 285 00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:33,360 like what's your thoughts on this? 286 00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:37,400 And I don't think any of you are going to be shocked to hear 287 00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:39,920 that. I think that's fucking weird. 288 00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:46,760 Like if you are jealous of your ex, if you're banning your ex 289 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:49,120 and masturbating. No, your girlfriend. 290 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:49,880 Oh. Sorry. 291 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:52,320 If you're banning your, you're. Banning your girlfriend from 292 00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:55,640 masturbating, Masturbating, masturbating, masturbating. 293 00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:58,520 You're banning banging. Fuck me, you're. 294 00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:01,120 Banning your girlfriend from masturbating? 295 00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:04,320 Masturbating. You're fucking weird. 296 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,960 You are weird. I'm sorry, that is. 297 00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:10,400 Sorry. Get a grip, get a fucking grip. 298 00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:13,320 And that's. Also a love level of insecurity 299 00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:15,520 and jealousy that I would personally find. 300 00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:18,080 So. Unattractive. 301 00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:20,760 So unattractive. I'm sorry. 302 00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:23,640 You are not telling me what I can and cannot do with my own 303 00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:26,440 body. It's got nothing to do with you. 304 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:30,520 I hate it when I because I've had it before with like people 305 00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:32,480 that we've been previously friends with where she'd be 306 00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:35,840 like, so she doesn't want to fuck me, but she masturbated 307 00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:39,120 earlier and I was like. OK, two different. 308 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:40,320 Things. Two different things. 309 00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:42,760 Masturbation and sex are so incredibly different. 310 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:45,320 Like you can't actually put them in the same round. 311 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:46,680 Yes, you get an orgasm. Whatever. 312 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:48,760 But like, it's a different kind of like release. 313 00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:50,160 There's no pressure. You don't have to have sex with 314 00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:51,760 anybody else. Like, it's like, it's like an 315 00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:52,800 entirely. It's literally a. 316 00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:55,400 Form of self-care. It's a self-care, yeah, this is. 317 00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:57,960 It's like an antidepressant as far as I'm fucking concerned. 318 00:15:58,520 --> 00:16:03,120 I find it like I if you ever said that to me, not that you 319 00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:06,080 would, but like say you had a personality change and you like 320 00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:07,840 that to me. Would said a fucking brain 321 00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:09,360 hemorrhage and I turned around. Would be like a. 322 00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:12,400 Relationship vibe, to be honest, because I'd just be like, uh 323 00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:15,920 ick, that you would control me to a point where like, I can't. 324 00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:17,600 Imagine me like, what did you think about? 325 00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:20,600 Yeah, What did you think about? Sorry, it's it is. 326 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:22,600 Fucking gross. I honestly just weird Joe. 327 00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:25,040 I don't know where people get the audacity to behave like 328 00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:27,280 this. I don't who gave people the 329 00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:30,000 fucking rush. Who gave you the right to 330 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,680 control someone over their own self pleasure? 331 00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:34,640 And I know that actually this happens a lot. 332 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:36,880 Oh, I was going to say the same. I don't think this is. 333 00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:37,960 Rare. I don't think this is rare. 334 00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:40,160 Which is worse. If you're it is worse this and 335 00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:43,720 you're one of these people like going back to the beginning of 336 00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:47,360 this episode, honestly therapy. Because like you've got some 337 00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:51,120 severe insecurity problems that whether you acknowledge or not, 338 00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:53,720 you need to fucking resolve. I think maybe also you just need 339 00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:56,200 to be told that that's not OK. Like I think that if you're 340 00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:59,400 around a load of other people that maybe are the same who are 341 00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:01,480 in like all their different relationships and they're like, 342 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:03,280 yeah, I don't like either. Yeah, I don't. 343 00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:04,400 They all validate each other. I don't. 344 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:06,440 Know who would be validating this behaviour? 345 00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:08,720 But they do that. But I'm trying to think of a 346 00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:10,680 single one of our friends that would ever. 347 00:17:11,319 --> 00:17:13,240 Think like that. Well, we had friends that 348 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:15,920 thought like that. One friend that fought like that 349 00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:17,319 but. The other one didn't. 350 00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:21,680 I think her thoughts were not necessarily a true reflection of 351 00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:25,319 most anyway. So but I'm just trying to think 352 00:17:25,319 --> 00:17:29,320 of like the friends that we've got now, A one of them thinking 353 00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:32,200 it, and then B another one validating it. 354 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:35,000 Because I all of our friends would literally go around and be 355 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,720 like, you're weird. I might. 356 00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:38,640 Actually, do you know what I'm going to do right now? 357 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:41,200 And I'm going to ask the girls to voice note back in A very, 358 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:46,280 very short short answer is what do you think about a partner of 359 00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:49,080 yours masturbating and just see what they say? 360 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:51,880 Oh God, I really hope Leonard doesn't let herself down. 361 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,640 Right. So I'm going to wait for them to 362 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:57,280 get back to me on this one. But yeah, the only reason why I 363 00:17:57,280 --> 00:18:00,240 could ever imagine that someone would ever get upset about their 364 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:04,240 partner masturbating is because they are so fucked in the head. 365 00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:06,160 Oh, hold on one minute. Leo's already come back. 366 00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:09,080 So Leo has come back. And also Olivia. 367 00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:15,600 No, I don't mind quite fit. Why would it be an issue? 368 00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:19,160 Yeah, exactly. No, I don't mind quite fit, 369 00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:22,400 which is very true as well. Like if you were to tell your 370 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:23,920 part. I also don't think that you owe 371 00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:25,640 it to your partner to tell them either. 372 00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:28,960 I don't think you need to be like, oh, I masturbated today. 373 00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:29,800 I don't tell. You. 374 00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:32,720 No, I don't give a fuck. Why would I I? 375 00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:34,360 Don't give a fuck if you. Asked. 376 00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:39,040 I'd be like, yeah, but other than that I wouldn't even think 377 00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:40,400 to tell you. Because I don't. 378 00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:44,160 Oh, I don't need to tell you. Every ounce of every part of my 379 00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:46,680 life, every fucking thought that I have, every action. 380 00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:47,760 I. Also, agree with Leo. 381 00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:50,240 I do think it's quite hard too when they tell you that they've 382 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:55,040 just like and you're exhausted. Think of themselves. 383 00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:57,960 OK Liv, I didn't need to say that, but OK, fine. 384 00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:02,160 So yeah, we're all in consensus. So if you're the person that 385 00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:06,760 wrote in and asked us the question, rest assured there is 386 00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:09,560 nothing wrong with you. You aren't in the wrong, and 387 00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:11,920 that is grounds for a fucking divorce in. 388 00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:13,640 My. Because that's the level of 389 00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:16,080 control that if they're telling you that, they're probably 390 00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:19,920 telling you who you can hang around with, where you can go 391 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:23,120 and when you can go, probably telling you when you can fucking 392 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:26,040 shit. So that is a level of control 393 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:29,440 that is not acceptable. It's insecurity. 394 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:32,640 They're not going to change. Also imagine having that like 395 00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:35,040 shame and guilt when you did masturbate. 396 00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:37,680 If you had a partner like that, Can you imagine how that would 397 00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:38,640 make you feel? Horrible. 398 00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:42,600 Made me feel like how I felt when I was like 11 doing it. 399 00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:48,680 That was just not necessary. Hold on, Beth's replied. 400 00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:54,440 No, I don't mind at all. Like, why would Why would you 401 00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:55,880 mind? I don't understand why I would 402 00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:58,040 mind. Yeah, exactly. 403 00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:01,080 Literally everyone's all of our. Friends know that this is. 404 00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:03,680 Like so. Rest assured, it's not just us. 405 00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:06,800 It's everyone. It's everyone else's problem. 406 00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:09,640 So yeah, if you're listening to this and you're like, I'm not 407 00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:13,040 listening to Freya and Scarlett, listen to our friends, I'll hold 408 00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:13,840 on. Just send another one. 409 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:17,840 Actually, I would mind if they weren't having sex with me. 410 00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:19,800 But then we're masturbating all the time. 411 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:23,440 That's when I would mind because I'd be like, OK, well, our sex 412 00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:25,280 life isn't good. So why are you having a good sex 413 00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:26,360 life on your own? Do you know what I mean? 414 00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:32,600 Interesting. So many layers to that. 415 00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:35,520 There's so many layers to this. OK, So it really depends on the 416 00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:37,840 person that you're with. Again, like I said, like 417 00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:41,760 masturbation is so because even asexual people masturbate. 418 00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:42,280 Don't. Do they? 419 00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:44,120 I think so. I think it's quite common. 420 00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:46,840 Yeah, I don't know. I need to look into that. 421 00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:49,200 I think I kind of get where Beth saying I do. 422 00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:51,640 Get where she's coming from. Because it would make me feel a 423 00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:53,880 little bit shit if I felt like you were masturbating all the 424 00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:56,160 time but refused to shag me, yeah. 425 00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:58,840 If it specifically, if it was like all the time that you were 426 00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:02,120 addicted to it and then couldn't like didn't want to have sex 427 00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:04,800 with your partner, that would. Again, there is so many layers 428 00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:06,800 to it. It's like how long you've been 429 00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:09,040 together. If there's any sexual trauma in 430 00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:12,360 the relationship. Like, it could be like 431 00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:14,880 depression, anxiety, but if you're. 432 00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:17,000 Health. If you're blaming the lack of 433 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:21,360 sex on a low libido though, but still masturbate, then you're 434 00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:23,120 like, hold on a minute, what's going on? 435 00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:24,760 And then you might want to have a talk with your. 436 00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:26,160 Partner. I think that's then. 437 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:31,000 Like couples therapy, Yeah, But on the groundscape, like on its 438 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:35,520 foundation, everyone is entitled to masturbate. 439 00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:39,120 And it's You shouldn't feel guilty about it, and no one 440 00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:41,880 should be punishing you for. It Amen system. 441 00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:47,520 Can't be of the sexual topics of today is stigma around women 442 00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:54,280 watching porn. Again, why would 80% of porn 443 00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:59,160 involves women and yet they find it weird or men find it weird 444 00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:02,680 when women want to watch porn but we're in most of it. 445 00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:06,760 I want to actually know the statistic of the percentage of 446 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:09,520 women that is in porn. I don't watch porn, but I 447 00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:12,560 definitely went through a phase. I remember being a bit of a. 448 00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:17,560 Porn addict at 1.0 No saying. When I was like, but when I was 449 00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:23,440 quite young, I really had a thing for it and I don't, I 450 00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:27,040 don't watch it anymore. Maybe because you had like less 451 00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:28,320 experience as well? Yeah, maybe. 452 00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:31,960 I don't know. Like maybe I hadn't my my. 453 00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:35,600 Frontal lobe cortex. My imagination wasn't quite as 454 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:37,160 developed as maybe what it is now. 455 00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:39,600 Who knows? But yeah, it's weird that 456 00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:43,520 there's stigma associated to this because, like so many women 457 00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:45,680 do watch porn and absolutely love it. 458 00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:47,200 And I think that's fucking great. 459 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:49,760 Like, don't get me wrong, I didn't stop watching it because 460 00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:53,200 I didn't think it was good, because you can find some, like, 461 00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:56,680 really good erotica porn as well. 462 00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:59,520 That's like done very artistically. 463 00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:03,000 And I wish I remember the name of the website that I used to go 464 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,400 to. Because, oh, hold on, you did 465 00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:07,120 you did show me one once where it was like kind of like vlog 466 00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:08,280 style? Porn. 467 00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:09,880 And I was like, wow, it was amazing. 468 00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:12,040 And I completely forgot what it was like. 469 00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:15,760 Porn hubs, things like that doesn't really interest me. 470 00:23:16,120 --> 00:23:18,760 Never had, but I'm all for it like. 471 00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:21,280 Again, if you ever watch something that's just pretty 472 00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:23,840 fucking God awful and then you're like, why? 473 00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:26,680 Well, lesbians love watching gay men porn, don't they? 474 00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:28,840 Yeah, but Even so, it could be literally anything. 475 00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:30,040 You're like, why did I come to that? 476 00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:34,200 Yeah, yeah, it's you. Sometimes you you feel better. 477 00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:36,120 But like, there is no shame in it. 478 00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:39,600 And there's no shame in it being a woman doing it either. 479 00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:42,000 No again. It's just like, well, why? 480 00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:45,880 Why is it that men can watch it and yet women are expected? 481 00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:48,200 Because men rule the fucking world, that's why. 482 00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:52,080 We should be able to watch porn, enjoy porn, be in porn. 483 00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:54,600 Like we all so many fucking women in porn. 484 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:57,400 So why is it odd? For women to watch, like, yeah, 485 00:23:57,400 --> 00:23:59,360 it's a really. Sometimes, like we can't enjoy 486 00:23:59,360 --> 00:24:00,920 our own craft. It's like being a fucking chef 487 00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:03,480 and not being able to eat. It's like you can be a servant 488 00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:06,040 to it, but you're not allowed to benefit from it. 489 00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:08,240 Oh, so do you know what's funny? Liv has just messaged in about 490 00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:10,080 porn, she said. Hang on to porn, I feel 491 00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:12,560 different, I said. Yeah, it could be, she said. 492 00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:14,800 As in, I think I'd feel different if my girlfriend was 493 00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:17,280 constantly masturbating to porn. Why? 494 00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:19,600 No, that wouldn't bother me. No, Sorry, Disagree. 495 00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:22,800 Sorry, they don't insecure. If if it's in, if it's in your 496 00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:24,320 head or on a screen, what difference? 497 00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:25,800 Does it? It doesn't make any difference. 498 00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:29,400 If anything it's kind of a bit more innocent when it's to porn 499 00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:31,560 because you don't know they'd be thinking about their fucking ex 500 00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:34,400 whilst they're masturbating. Hold on, Leanne has sent in a 501 00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:35,640 voice note. This will be good. 502 00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:37,760 I love. When my partners masturbate, I 503 00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:43,320 think also more masturbation improves your sex life. 2 504 00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:47,920 They're two separate things like your own personal sex life and 505 00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:51,520 then the sex life that you have with other people or IE your 506 00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:56,000 partner. Masturbation makes everything 507 00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:59,160 great, like it's two separate things and if they know their 508 00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:01,800 body then they'll know what they want and I think it just 509 00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:05,720 improves your relationship with sex and it's fucking sexy. 510 00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:10,840 I also just love watching my partner masturbate like that. 511 00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:16,280 Turns me on to fuck. Hold on like whispering to them. 512 00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:18,760 Touch yourself. Go on, Liana. 513 00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:24,560 Watching someone masturbate is so yeah, I love it. 514 00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:31,160 Personal gain. Very, very is a very response 515 00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:34,480 from Very good response. Very. 516 00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:36,360 She's right. She's entirely right. 517 00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:37,640 Hold on. I'm going to have to voice sent 518 00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:41,160 them back and just say very, very good response. 519 00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:43,080 Girls, both of you, very insightful. 520 00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:45,280 Give us a lot to talk about. Thank you very much. 521 00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:49,120 And the end of that turned me on a little bit too big anyway, 522 00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:52,520 Freya more. Why say things like that? 523 00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:55,480 That's. A joke, anyway, I think that's a 524 00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:57,920 very good response, because that is true as well. 525 00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:02,080 But yeah, whether it be to porn or whether it be to your mind, 526 00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:04,280 your imagination, whatever it might be. 527 00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:06,800 Why? Why does that make a difference? 528 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,880 Yeah, I agree. And yeah, it is just coming down 529 00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:13,120 to the fact that, like, men still think they have a right to 530 00:26:13,120 --> 00:26:15,800 control what women do. Like, I saw this really weird 531 00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:17,720 TikTok that was trending the other day. 532 00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:22,480 This guy was basically like, if you're a woman and your goal in 533 00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:26,200 life is to not procreate, what are you doing? 534 00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:29,920 Having a fucking life. And I just thought, and this was 535 00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:31,440 he was quite a young guy as well. 536 00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:36,600 Yeah, they're like this, So. And I thought, what a bizarre 537 00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:40,120 thing to say. First of all, not all women can 538 00:26:40,120 --> 00:26:44,120 have children, So what the fuck do you say to that? 539 00:26:44,120 --> 00:26:48,840 Second of all, why? Why does it have to be the Be or 540 00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:50,520 Nando? Why? 541 00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:54,120 I don't get it. Men cannot see value in women 542 00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:55,800 unless they're able to reproduce. 543 00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:00,080 They see us like they see their mothers because deep down 544 00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:03,200 they're all fucking in love with their mums and they want someone 545 00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:05,160 to be a mummy. They want them to mummy. 546 00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:06,280 Their sons are weird. They. 547 00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:08,560 Are they want them to mummy them, but they also want them to 548 00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:11,040 mummy their own children. It's very, very weird. 549 00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:15,280 That aside, there is since like the whole Andrew Tate bullshit, 550 00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:17,960 there's been a load more like young guys. 551 00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:19,320 Yeah. Dangerous. 552 00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:21,640 What? I know, I know. 553 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:24,320 We're on a podcast right now and I know we've got mics, but what 554 00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:26,960 is it? What is it with young guys then? 555 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:30,880 It is young guys, like CIS straight men who have a 556 00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:33,800 microphone put in their hand and all of a sudden they're like, I 557 00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:36,840 am God, yeah, you have to listen to everything I say and. 558 00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:38,520 Everything I say is really important. 559 00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:41,000 Because I've got a mic in my hand, I'm a man and I've got a 560 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,080 mic especially. When they talk about things like 561 00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:46,840 literally like the most pathetic stuff like comic books, and 562 00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:52,440 they're like, my opinion on this comic is absolutely 100% correct 563 00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:54,560 and I couldn't be questioned otherwise, it's like, what the 564 00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:56,920 fuck are you talking? About I know, but also just like 565 00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:59,960 their opinion on women. Yeah, you know, they go, dude, 566 00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:05,320 if she doesn't shower as soon as she wakes up, she's a dog, man. 567 00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:07,000 She's a dog. And they're like, yeah, woof, 568 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,160 that's fucking disgusting, man. That's weird. 569 00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:09,880 Very. Weird. 570 00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:12,160 They are weird. And they love to just berate 571 00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:14,880 women on a podcast. I'm like, what is up with you? 572 00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:18,760 But then that's why I also love that like Plan Brie, those two 573 00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:22,000 American women who just take the piss constantly out of men. 574 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,160 And I feel like I want to keep doing that because I love taking 575 00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:26,360 the piss out of men. I love seeing them angry. 576 00:28:26,360 --> 00:28:29,640 I love watching them go. I love watching them. 577 00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:31,040 I. Just do love watching them 578 00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:32,440 suffer. Like, I'm not even going to lie. 579 00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:33,880 Even argue on Facebook sometimes. 580 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:37,240 Oh, we had. I had a fantastic argument with 581 00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:39,240 a twat on Facebook a few weeks ago. 582 00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:43,080 It was it was so good. Like I was thriving. 583 00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:46,920 He posted a racist status. I called him out on his racism. 584 00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:49,960 Obviously he A didn't have the intelligence to understand what 585 00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:52,200 I was trying to say. And then B had to get aggressive 586 00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:55,360 and personal and tried to say that he doesn't like me because 587 00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:57,200 he dated my best friend when we were 14. 588 00:28:57,200 --> 00:29:01,440 And apparently I caused the break up like I cannot even. 589 00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:03,440 A poor. Guy it was. 590 00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:06,320 It was one of the most bizarre interactions I've had for a very 591 00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:08,880 long time, but it did feed me. It was fucking. 592 00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:09,600 Hilarious. You know what? 593 00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:11,840 I even got involved. Freya ended up getting involved 594 00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:13,360 after telling me to not give it time. 595 00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:16,880 Ben ended up getting involved. Like honestly arguing on 596 00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:18,600 Facebook's. A fucking hobby of mine. 597 00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:21,960 Yeah, I don't care. We don't care that it's sad and 598 00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:24,000 pathetic. I it's it's not sad and pathetic 599 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:27,040 if I'm setting bit bigot straight and even if it wastes 600 00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:29,880 my time, I still personally find it worth it. 601 00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:32,760 Because the one thing I always say to people is when I have 602 00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:37,000 these conversations with bigots and I do spend my time and you 603 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,400 can't. Do you know what? 604 00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:40,720 You can't change people's opinion. 9 times out of 10 you 605 00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:41,680 just can't. No. 606 00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:44,040 And I agree with that. But the one thing that I always 607 00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:47,560 say to people is next time that Dick head goes to post something 608 00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:50,520 like that, he'll think about someone like me calling out and. 609 00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:52,560 Yeah, he'll just tag you. And it'll put him off. 610 00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:54,760 No, it'll put him off doing it. I. 611 00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:57,040 Don't know. I think this dude is another 612 00:29:57,040 --> 00:30:00,400 level of fucking crackhead I just came in taking the piss 613 00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:02,600 with. We shall call her Judy. 614 00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:04,280 I go Judy. Judy. 615 00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:04,760 Judy. Judy. 616 00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:07,440 Apparently Judy's like had three husbands that have died as. 617 00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:10,280 Yeah, so, I said. Watch out, Judy's got you. 618 00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:13,520 What? It's not supposed to me do. 619 00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:17,120 What I love to do is just to get really pathetic in moments like 620 00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:20,600 that, because it's the only way that you can really have fun 621 00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:22,120 with it. Yeah, and I love getting 622 00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:24,360 pathetic with me. Match them with the same energy 623 00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:27,600 and I really enjoy it. I had it once with this guy. 624 00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:28,280 They. Can't deal with. 625 00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:31,680 That recently, who he I haven't told this story, but it's 626 00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:34,040 something that has been bugging me because every time I see him, 627 00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:37,120 which is all the fucking time, he was working at this place and 628 00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:40,080 we were having a drink and he seemed like a nice guy. 629 00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:44,640 And then he goes, oh, I teach boxing. 630 00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:48,680 Me being in my more like gym era, I'm trying to exercise more 631 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:51,720 and I really love boxing. I was like, oh, sick, like, you 632 00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:54,200 know, do you do any classes? How much an hour, blah blah. 633 00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:56,120 Is that £25 an hour? I was like, fuck yeah, that's 634 00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:58,040 great. Anyway, so I got his number. 635 00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:01,280 Half an hour after getting his number he comes and tracks me 636 00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:03,680 down whilst I'm innocently looking at the fucking menu 637 00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:05,960 because I wanted to see if we'd like, go there for dinner one 638 00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:08,800 time and then he's like, that's your girlfriend over there, 639 00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:10,600 right? And I said, yeah. 640 00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:13,680 And he was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 641 00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:15,800 Obviously, I respect your choices in this time. 642 00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:17,280 I said, but it's not really a choice. 643 00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:20,480 And he says, yeah, but you know, do you ever want like a present 644 00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:22,800 every now and then, just like, and I was like, what do you mean 645 00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:24,760 a present? And he pointed down to his Dick. 646 00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:27,280 And I remember being like, I just said it to him. 647 00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:28,960 And I was like, do you want to Dick up your ass? 648 00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:30,480 Is this what you're trying? No, no, no, no, no. 649 00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:33,080 No, no, I was saying, is this what a choice if it's a choice? 650 00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:34,960 I said what you're saying. It's a choice of why don't you 651 00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:36,600 get a Dick up your ass? You're saying how great they 652 00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:37,640 are. You must know. 653 00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:41,040 Tell me your experiences. Maybe you want to try. 654 00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:42,560 Maybe you? Want to make sure enough Bambam 655 00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:44,760 fuck down when you when you hit the narratives? 656 00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:48,040 Me off so much, and especially when he says I respect your We 657 00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:49,520 haven't gone back. There since either because I 658 00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:50,680 actually can't bear to look at him. 659 00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:53,320 He's just like he's just an. It's just which is really 660 00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:57,480 annoying because like. And that's a public space, 661 00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:59,480 right? So we should feel entitled to be 662 00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:01,960 able to go to a public space and not be fucking rest. 663 00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:06,240 And it happens, right? But if he wasn't a boxer, I 664 00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:07,320 probably could have taken him on. 665 00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:09,040 But it wasn't a good choice for me. 666 00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:11,320 I don't think that day, but I'm just. 667 00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:14,360 So when are they going to give it a fucking rest? 668 00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:16,960 Yes, I am a man hating lesbian. And what? 669 00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:20,840 Yeah, and what? So moving on to today's Horror 670 00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:24,000 Story after our It's been a bit of a rant today. 671 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:25,440 I mean, when isn't it a? Rant No. 672 00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:28,240 I love ranting. I took some time off. 673 00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:30,280 I had a break and I took some time off. 674 00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:33,480 Tell a bitch to tell a bit I don't know. 675 00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:34,080 What? What is that? 676 00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:37,000 From so take this a fucking trend Tonight we're. 677 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:40,480 Going Who's going to clean your toilets, Donald Trump, I mean, 678 00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:43,560 in the sense. Tonight we are going to the 679 00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:47,640 Lioness game to watch the. Lioness. 680 00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:49,800 Versus. Sweden. 681 00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:52,640 Sweden Can you not try and score me on the football because? 682 00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:57,520 Well, I said it first bit. Sweden, Sweden, which I'm really 683 00:32:57,520 --> 00:32:59,440 buzzing about. Yeah, I'm really buzzing about. 684 00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:04,600 I fucking love watching the football and it brings me peace 685 00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:09,400 and enjoyment and helps me get out some of my anger issues and 686 00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:13,160 me and Liv always say that the atmosphere is quote UN quote 687 00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:15,480 electric. I hope that we bump into a few 688 00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:16,720 of you tonight. That'll be fun. 689 00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:18,040 Yeah, hopefully a few of you are there. 690 00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:20,960 Come and say hi, even though this will be airing like days 691 00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:23,520 after we've already gone but. We'll put it on this story 692 00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:26,040 though, anyway, yeah? So, today's Horror Story 693 00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:29,360 subject, Horror Story all the way from sunny South Africa. 694 00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:31,160 This is quite a long one, by the way. 695 00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:34,400 OK, so strap on in my friend Scarlett. 696 00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:36,720 Love the podcast, the sense of humor and band between you two 697 00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:38,560 is elite. Thanks for blessing us. 698 00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:40,920 Thank you, baby. Knowing that you both love dogs, 699 00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:43,600 I thought this story was too good slash traumatic to keep to 700 00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:45,920 myself. I'd prefer to stay anonymous as 701 00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:48,200 I'm from South Africa and the lesbian community is pretty 702 00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:51,760 small and interlinked with. That being said, I happily and 703 00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:54,520 theory. How do I theoretically? 704 00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:57,640 Theoretically, God, tell this story. 705 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:01,280 After about two glasses of red wine titled An actual Lesbian 706 00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:03,680 War Badge a couple of years back, I got up a relationship 707 00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:07,360 and was admittedly doing a bit of sleeping around, just making 708 00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:08,960 sure everyone knew what they were doing. 709 00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:10,960 Guan girl. I traveled to a different city 710 00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:13,400 for work for a week and decided to stay there for the weekend 711 00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:14,760 with friends of mine that lived there. 712 00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:17,280 The Friday evening I met with these friends at a bar for a 713 00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:18,840 drink and the alcohol was flowing. 714 00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:22,600 We were all pretty fuzzy, festively drunk, and I noticed 715 00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:24,840 this very attractive woman sitting with a Group A few 716 00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:27,600 tables away, as I have the unshakable confidence that can 717 00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:30,520 only be compared to that of a white middle-aged man parallel 718 00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:34,400 parking a four by. 4. I walked over to her, introduced 719 00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:36,560 myself and told her I thought she was really attractive and 720 00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:37,920 that I'd like to get to know her. 721 00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:39,400 Fair. I really respect that. 722 00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:41,320 Good for you. We ended up chatting for most of 723 00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:42,560 the night and had a lot in common. 724 00:34:42,639 --> 00:34:44,880 The night you on and my friends decided to leave for a different 725 00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:46,480 spot. I assured them I was perfectly 726 00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:48,320 fine. I was sitting at a table with 727 00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:50,920 potentially one of the most attractive women I've ever seen. 728 00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:53,960 I was more than perfectly fine and that we would catch up with 729 00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:56,159 them later on. We ended up sharing a few more 730 00:34:56,159 --> 00:34:59,240 glasses of wine and we were admittedly quite intoxicated, 731 00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:01,840 albeit unspoken. I think our intentions were 732 00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:05,040 glaringly clear and to be honest we were eye fucking each other 733 00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:06,600 all night. She then explained that she 734 00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:09,880 needed to go home to feed her dog and let him out, but that I 735 00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:12,280 was welcome to join her and that we could have another glass of 736 00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:13,600 wine at her place. Sounds like us. 737 00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:17,280 In that moment I didn't buy the whole I need to feed my dog 738 00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:19,560 story and thought she was just looking for a polite way to ask 739 00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:22,560 me to come back to hers without being aggressively obvious. 740 00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:26,400 I love dogs, I love wine and I love sex, so I was pretty happy 741 00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:28,920 to head off for whichever of the three would be on offer. 742 00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:34,440 So off we went to her apartment, which was in a neighbouring 743 00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:36,560 suburb. As soon as she opened the door, 744 00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:39,080 and before I could even see the place or confirm whether there 745 00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:42,400 was in fact a dog, she pounced. Only way to describe it, and it 746 00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:44,840 wasn't long before she started taking off my clothes and 747 00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:47,160 leading me to her bedroom. Oh, I thought she meant the dog 748 00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:51,120 Same. I'd only caught a glimpse or two 749 00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:55,800 of the dog, but could hear and feel the little yapper waff waff 750 00:35:55,800 --> 00:36:01,120 waffing at my ankles. It was some form of some form of 751 00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:06,400 pink knees, sausage dog crock. Oh, they're the worst. 752 00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:07,800 They're the. Nippers. 753 00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:12,040 These ones entirely under, entirely under. 754 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:17,320 Entirely undeterred by her noisy dog, we continue to make out. 755 00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:20,000 She led me towards her bedroom with the little dog closely 756 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,520 following. A bit awkward, but what do I 757 00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:24,520 say? Sorry, no your dog is following 758 00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:26,160 us. To the hot woman that wants to 759 00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:29,280 have sex with me, No, I'm not that much of an idiot. 760 00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:31,920 Once we were in her room, she pushed me down so that I was 761 00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:34,600 sitting on the edge of the bed and she then undressed herself, 762 00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:36,760 straddled my lap so she was sitting on top of me, and 763 00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:40,280 proceeded to run my hands over her now practically naked body. 764 00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:43,880 I think I actually lost the capability to process thoughts 765 00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:46,280 at this moment. As things were progressing. 766 00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:49,240 The little dog decided he was in no way, shape or form enjoying 767 00:36:49,240 --> 00:36:51,200 the fact that he was not getting attention. 768 00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:56,440 So he, being about the size of a 30 centimeter ruler, hopped onto 769 00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:58,640 the bed and just sat there on the edge of the bed. 770 00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:01,960 Not my vibe. I didn't really know how to move 771 00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:04,400 them away as my hands were quite engaged at this point. 772 00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:07,160 I thought that maybe if I switched up the position that we 773 00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:09,520 were in, the dog would be startled by the commotion and 774 00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:12,560 jump off the bed. So I wrapped my legs around my 775 00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:13,880 waist. I'm so sorry. 776 00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:16,760 Why do I find this Horror Story so funny? 777 00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:20,000 She tells it so well, she does. I know I'd get home with this 778 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,480 person. So I wrapped her legs around my 779 00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:26,320 waist, stood up and placed her down on the bed on her back and 780 00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:28,000 lowered myself down on top of her. 781 00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:31,960 Much to my horror, The little dog severely disliked the idea 782 00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:35,040 of someone topping his owner, and in a moment of what I can 783 00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:38,680 only describe as pure evil taking over his cognitive 784 00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:42,640 function, he launched himself through midair, landing with his 785 00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:45,920 razor sharp teeth gripping onto my upper arm. 786 00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:50,480 The dog was hanging off of my arm by the mouth, growling and 787 00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:54,720 ripping my skin to a point that I had teeth marks gushing with 788 00:37:54,720 --> 00:37:57,640 blood. I quite literally back flipped 789 00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:00,720 off the bed, flying into her dresser with the little dog in 790 00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:11,800 hot pursuit. Sorry I've lost my place with 791 00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:14,880 the little dog in hot pursuit. He wanted to finish what he 792 00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:17,760 started. I have never been more scared of 793 00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:19,920 something the size of my foot in my life. 794 00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:23,040 What was even more horrifying is that this woman did nothing at 795 00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:27,000 all whilst dog was mauling my. Arm yeah. 796 00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:30,040 It was only when she saw how much I was bleeding that she 797 00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:32,880 picked him up off of me in probably the most blase way I've 798 00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:35,680 ever seen anyone do anything and chased him out of the room. 799 00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:39,920 Her first words were lol sorry about that and she tried to 800 00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:43,240 carry on kissing me. Not really at lol sorry about 801 00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:46,160 that moment. My arm was literally pouring out 802 00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:49,240 blood and I was pretty sure I needed a stitch or two and maybe 803 00:38:49,240 --> 00:38:52,040 a tetanus shot. Needless to say the mood was 804 00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:53,880 ruined. We didn't have sex and I made-up 805 00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:56,880 an excuse that I had something on the next morning that I 806 00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:59,560 needed to get back for. So I left the hot babe and the 807 00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:01,680 little dog and went back to my friend's place. 808 00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:04,600 We managed to clean the wound up and said we would reassess in 809 00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:07,200 the morning whether I needed to go to the doctor the next 810 00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:08,720 morning. The wood was not much better. 811 00:39:08,720 --> 00:39:12,760 SO1 tetanus shot later and some derma bond glued to put my skin 812 00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:15,160 back in place. That's I was 1 Horror Story 813 00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:18,920 richer and I still have remnants of the scar on my upper arm. 814 00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:21,960 Hope this isn't. As entertaining for you as it 815 00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:23,840 was traumatic for me. All the best. 816 00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:25,560 That is brilliant. And yeah, it was. 817 00:39:25,720 --> 00:39:28,240 That is what that is what happens when you bring a sausage 818 00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:33,920 to a lesbian sex event that is. Hello. 819 00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:37,640 I can just imagine the fact that it's a small dog makes it a lot 820 00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:38,800 funnier. Yeah, the thing. 821 00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:41,000 The thing is like she tells it so well, I could. 822 00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:43,240 I've I've lived the whole thing in my brain. 823 00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:46,040 Would you have stopped? Because I don't think I would 824 00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:47,360 have. Yeah, because I reckon it's 825 00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:49,560 fucking painful. I know it's painful, but you 826 00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:52,160 know when you're like fucking blind, yeah? 827 00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:56,240 Depends how hot she was. Yeah, like if she was really 828 00:39:56,240 --> 00:39:58,160 fit. Because I think I. 829 00:39:58,200 --> 00:39:59,920 Made her eat the dog out the. Bedroom. 830 00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:02,640 I would have probably drop kicked the sausage out the room 831 00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:05,800 and then carried on. Yeah, that is so funny though, 832 00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:08,000 The fact that this, the fact that she didn't do anything 833 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:09,040 though is yeah, but she's awesome. 834 00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:11,600 Classic small dog owner. I I could. 835 00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:14,120 I reckon this is Leo. I reckon this is Leo with our 836 00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:15,720 fucking sausage dog. Small dog owner because. 837 00:40:15,720 --> 00:40:20,080 She would, If that was Lula coming in, Leo would be like, 838 00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:22,320 sorry, sorry. Sorry about that. 839 00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:25,640 I'll Lula, get out the room. I'll always find that would be 840 00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:28,880 it at the end. Yeah, small dog owners are 841 00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:30,080 another breed though. Like if Ziggy. 842 00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:33,880 Because like Ziggy's reactive as much as he's a big baby, can be 843 00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:36,760 reactive and like, I'm so conscious of it and like he's 844 00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:38,400 never done that to anyone. No. 845 00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:41,960 Like if he even done something close, I'd be fucking mortified. 846 00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:44,280 Oh my God. And like he'd be getting a real 847 00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:45,640 good time. We don't have the privilege. 848 00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:47,160 He's a rescue. Like he's a rescue. 849 00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:48,160 He's the. Big. 850 00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:51,600 So, like, yeah, yeah, he he, well, I just it's not about 851 00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:52,880 privilege. Like it just shouldn't happen 852 00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:54,040 anyway. No, but it is. 853 00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:56,360 People do react differently. But that is that is funny. 854 00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:58,920 But sorry the dog bit you. But I'm also sorry that you 855 00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:01,520 actually never then got to shag her because like, if she's as 856 00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:04,880 hot as you're saying, I'd be. That's what I'd be most pissed 857 00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:07,920 off about. That is because like every time 858 00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:11,000 I'd look at the scar, I wouldn't think about the dog biting me. 859 00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,320 I'd think about the shag that I missed. 860 00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:16,920 So like commiserations to you on that front? 861 00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:18,720 Is there any chance you might be able to see her again? 862 00:41:18,720 --> 00:41:20,000 Maybe invite her around to yours? 863 00:41:20,240 --> 00:41:22,240 She brings the dog. Wait for the dog to die and then 864 00:41:22,240 --> 00:41:24,920 invite her. How old do you reckon the dog 865 00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:25,960 was? How many years do you reckon 866 00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:27,640 you've got? Don't know them sausages, they 867 00:41:27,720 --> 00:41:30,040 The thing is, I was about to say they didn't go off that long, 868 00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:31,280 but I think they do. Yeah, they do. 869 00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:32,920 Especially the evil ones. Evil doesn't die. 870 00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:34,120 Evil doesn't die in. Cuba. 871 00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:37,240 Evil dogs live forever. Yeah, they do. 872 00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:39,560 Yeah, that's a fact. Well. 873 00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:42,440 Thank you for that. That was a roller coaster. 874 00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:44,680 Today's episode's been about a bit of a roller coaster. 875 00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:46,360 We've covered a lot, We've gone through a lot. 876 00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:49,680 We've started off with me on the edge, JoJo Siwa pushing me 877 00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:52,640 further off the edge. Fletcher picking you back up off 878 00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:53,960 the. Edge Fletcher picking me back 879 00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:55,560 up. Masturbation. 880 00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:57,160 Masturbation. Mellowing me. 881 00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:59,640 Rage, maybe? No mellowing me out. 882 00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:02,880 The porn raging me and then the men just talking. 883 00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:06,160 About men rage and then back to happiness with the dog. 884 00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:09,480 So that's all for today. We hope you've enjoyed this 885 00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:14,080 episode as much as we have and we're off to get home now. 886 00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:18,040 I might try and squeeze in a nap because I need all the energy 887 00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:21,120 I've got to be starting fights at the women's football. 888 00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:23,360 I'm joking. The women's football and the 889 00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:26,640 football overall is a place for peace and community. 890 00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:29,640 I'm joking. No, they no. 891 00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:32,080 Violence allowed. They do a speech at the 892 00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:35,920 beginning of the football which is like, no, basically to like, 893 00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:40,320 say to everyone you know, no violence, no homophobia, like 894 00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:43,960 nothing and. I think there's going to be 895 00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:45,480 homophobia at the Viking football game. 896 00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:48,440 I feel personally victimized when they give out that speech 897 00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:51,880 because I think part of that does apply to me, actually. 898 00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:53,760 It does. Especially the homophobia, 899 00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:56,920 especially the homophobia scarlet plot. 900 00:42:57,160 --> 00:42:59,320 No violence today, No spitting to. 901 00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:01,480 Yourself. Keep your fucking tongue to 902 00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:04,800 yourself and shut the fuck up. Keep your mouth shut. 903 00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:08,640 No, I am quite well behaved. It's just sometimes it like 904 00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:10,480 bursts out of. Does anybody else have a 905 00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:14,000 girlfriend that goes? It is when they watch it. 906 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,800 It's a voice that comes out of you is like something. 907 00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:18,720 Else I'm a fucking egg. Yeah, I know it. 908 00:43:18,720 --> 00:43:20,200 At least I can wear. It. 909 00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:22,960 Anyway, guys, we love you and we will speak to you. 910 00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:24,960 Next week, Next week. See you soon. 911 00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:25,440 Bye.