1 00:00:12,040 --> 00:00:13,920 Hello, lesbians. I'm Freya. 2 00:00:13,920 --> 00:00:17,800 This is manager Liv joining me today. 3 00:00:18,080 --> 00:00:20,720 Everyone on the sofa, she's ready to go out. 4 00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:22,600 She's looking gorgeous in her Skims top. 5 00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:26,200 And I have just. Yeah, you. 6 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:27,560 Put your tits out. My tits out. 7 00:00:27,680 --> 00:00:29,640 Yeah, yeah. Tequila to my right. 8 00:00:29,640 --> 00:00:31,760 I've got Ziggy in front of me. Ziggy. 9 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:35,120 And it's just a great yeah. Oh, it's very nice to have the 10 00:00:35,120 --> 00:00:37,520 dog in between us actually when we do this, because it just 11 00:00:37,680 --> 00:00:40,800 gives me something to. Also just been bathed today so 12 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:44,120 he's looking extra fluffy. His chest is looking very poof. 13 00:00:44,160 --> 00:00:45,960 You're looking gorgeous. Gorgeous. 14 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:49,440 But we were just talking, we were saying first of all, 15 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:52,680 fucking Merry Christmas. Secondly, I was saying that like 16 00:00:53,160 --> 00:00:57,960 loads of people universally I've had a really shit 2024 and so 17 00:00:57,960 --> 00:01:00,000 now Christmas everyone's like oh for fucks. 18 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:01,680 Sake, because it's another thing. 19 00:01:01,680 --> 00:01:06,240 And also Christmas is expensive. Yeah, especially in this current 20 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:07,760 financial climate. I mean, yeah. 21 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:09,480 It is it is an expense. Joe. 22 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:12,000 One thing that I was thinking about the other day as well is, 23 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:15,080 you know, like to little kids are like if you've been naughty 24 00:01:15,080 --> 00:01:18,360 or nice, you'll get your presents if you've been good and 25 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:20,280 it's like imagine what all the poor kids are like. 26 00:01:21,320 --> 00:01:22,720 There was out there like the other day. 27 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:26,120 Yeah, just sat there with like nothing or something and think, 28 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:29,120 oh, I'm naughty then like. Joey, the whole coal, like 29 00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:30,560 you're getting coal if you're naughty. 30 00:01:30,560 --> 00:01:32,640 I think that's kind of, I don't think people say that. 31 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:34,840 No, they still do the naughty and nice list though. 32 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:37,320 Oh, that's pathetic. I mean it's crazy to me because 33 00:01:37,320 --> 00:01:40,360 it's just like, oh that little fucking cunt who's an asshole 34 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:43,040 that spits and bites everyone who's also rich. 35 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:44,720 He's got loads of presents. Yeah, probably gonna get a 36 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:48,560 PlayStation. Poor little Kevin with no money. 37 00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:52,080 Yeah, we'll get a pair of socks. Like, yeah, so sucks. 38 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:53,760 No, it sucks. Honestly, it does suck. 39 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:57,760 And I think that it shows so widely the disparity between 40 00:01:57,760 --> 00:02:02,320 classes, between wealth and I don't know, I just, I don't 41 00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:03,440 know. I think I think that that's why 42 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:04,680 it's so triggering for so many people. 43 00:02:04,680 --> 00:02:07,720 It's either that or that they're grieving or going through a 44 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:11,240 breakup or something. And so Christmas is so much 45 00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:14,240 worse on those times because you're like, fuck this. 46 00:02:14,240 --> 00:02:18,240 Yeah, like I was saying before my fucking mic switched off, my 47 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:21,080 Christmas is so depressing now because I'm obviously grieving 48 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:23,800 my younger brother who Christmas is all about him. 49 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:28,320 Like he obviously he was severely autistic and he was 21 50 00:02:28,680 --> 00:02:32,120 but had the mental age of a 5 year old so Christmas to him was 51 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:33,640 like. What's amazing would be like, 52 00:02:33,640 --> 00:02:37,640 yeah, yeah, exactly. So having him not there now, 53 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:41,280 it's just like. So sad and and you really notice 54 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:42,800 it, don't you? Yeah, because it wasn't like he 55 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:47,000 was like quote UN quote normal 21 year old, you know, he was 56 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:50,600 like a kid. So that was like, so everything 57 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:52,720 to him like Christmas was. Yeah, but kind of all sat there 58 00:02:52,720 --> 00:02:54,280 like having on Christmas dinner, it's all just like. 59 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:56,560 And it's like you all know why. It's kind of. 60 00:02:56,560 --> 00:02:58,440 Just a bit awkward, yeah. Do you know what I mean? 61 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:01,560 And then like after, after dinner, like we're all kind of 62 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:04,080 sat there like. Maybe I'll come and join you. 63 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:06,600 Maybe I'll please do come, I'll dress. 64 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:09,520 Please do Occupy Lisa. I'll dress up as as Father 65 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:11,840 Christmas and be Daddy Christmas. 66 00:03:12,240 --> 00:03:14,360 Great, and I'll become your step daddy. 67 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:16,840 No thank you, but you should come up to Newcastle. 68 00:03:16,920 --> 00:03:19,240 Yeah, maybe I should. I think that, yeah. 69 00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:22,760 And, and fuck me, like, because I remember the last time that we 70 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:24,760 did a Christmas episode, we were talking about like the different 71 00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:27,440 family dynamics. Like if you've come out, yeah, 72 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:30,240 if you haven't or if you've got problematic family, I think I 73 00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:34,560 want to talk about more like I'm just offering up my like, guys, 74 00:03:34,640 --> 00:03:36,760 I'm sorry. Like if it's a really shit time 75 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:39,720 for you, I'm so sorry. You just need to keep in mind it 76 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:43,640 is one day and then it is over. Can I tell you one thing that 77 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:47,320 really bugs me on Christmas Day? And I actually think it's really 78 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:49,200 cruel for people to do this. OK. 79 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:53,800 When people post on social media, their pile of presents. 80 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:56,840 Nah, get fucked. How fucking tacky. 81 00:03:56,840 --> 00:04:01,640 Literally. It really It really annoys me. 82 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:02,440 Yeah. Thank you. 83 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:04,400 Yeah. Yeah, I completely agree. 84 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:07,080 And it's not because I'm like, oh, I'm jealous because I hate 85 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:09,160 to say it. I don't want to sound like an 86 00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:12,600 asshole, but like I have enough money to the point where like I 87 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:14,760 could buy loads of gifts and all this kind of stuff, right? 88 00:04:15,040 --> 00:04:19,000 So it's not a jealousy thing. I'm like, no, no, that's really 89 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:21,440 it's bad taste. No bad taste. 90 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:23,280 It's attention seeking. It's attention seeking. 91 00:04:23,280 --> 00:04:25,160 It's also. Just I don't care that you got a 92 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:27,560 black Michael Kors bag for Christmas. 93 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:29,760 No one can. Your Charlotte Tilbury flawless 94 00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:32,440 filter. I couldn't give a no, sorry. 95 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:35,520 To top it off, people do this on their birthdays as well when 96 00:04:35,520 --> 00:04:37,120 they post pictures of their piles. 97 00:04:37,280 --> 00:04:39,360 Like, this is a classic Facebook post, I think. 98 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:40,680 Yeah. Presence. 99 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:43,760 Then in front there's a little like, mound of cash. 100 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:47,000 Have you ever seen Oh? My God, that must know. 101 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:49,080 That's crazy. I'll show you later. 102 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:51,320 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Little like you know when people 103 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:54,240 will have like a little lump of cash then you can like spread it 104 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:57,160 like how we do with the avocado. Honestly, like how we do the 105 00:04:57,160 --> 00:04:59,560 avocado, I mean, if that wasn't a Tory fucking sentence I'll 106 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:03,480 never know. But like, it is, It is bizarre 107 00:05:03,480 --> 00:05:05,880 to me. I understand that people want to 108 00:05:05,880 --> 00:05:08,360 be like, I'm so happy, but it's like, for what other reason than 109 00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:09,800 showing off would you ever want to do that? 110 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:12,600 It should show. Try and give me one one reason. 111 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:15,680 Yeah, it's for validation. Yeah, and if anyone who's 112 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:18,920 listening to this now, like, feels like shit about Christmas, 113 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:23,400 please can you DM us or send us an e-mail and I'll give you a 114 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:25,840 little call on Christmas Day and I'll be like, hey, bitch. 115 00:05:25,880 --> 00:05:28,160 Yeah, that's another thing about the posting the picture. 116 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:31,960 Sorry, it really does ick me. But like, how does that most 117 00:05:31,960 --> 00:05:34,560 make other people feel like shit though who aren't getting 118 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:35,560 anything? Of course. 119 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:37,720 It's so rude. If anyone does that who's 120 00:05:37,720 --> 00:05:38,880 listening? Don't do it. 121 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:39,840 Yeah, don't do it this year, babe. 122 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:41,320 Think. Think again. 123 00:05:41,320 --> 00:05:43,240 Think. Think hard before you take that 124 00:05:43,240 --> 00:05:45,560 picture and spread that cash. I do spread. 125 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:48,520 Less spreading cash, more spreading legs. 126 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:49,840 This Christmas. That's all we need. 127 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:55,600 Ho ho ho ho ho, bitch. But I feel I feel like it is the 128 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:57,320 time when people. Yeah, that people do want to 129 00:05:57,320 --> 00:05:58,640 show off. I mean, it's usually the people 130 00:05:58,640 --> 00:06:02,920 that don't have a lot that like to show off, but maybe it's an 131 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:06,600 insecurity thing. Maybe it's like a competition 132 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:09,240 thing because their friends do it and then, oh, she didn't do 133 00:06:09,240 --> 00:06:09,880 it. I don't know. 134 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:12,240 But either way, I just think think better of it. 135 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:18,400 And I feel like for Christmas is, yeah, is is when people 136 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:21,320 usually tend to argue. As well. 137 00:06:22,280 --> 00:06:26,760 Family arguments on Christmas. The amount of time on Christmas 138 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:29,400 Day that I have quote UN quote ruined Christmas. 139 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:33,160 Oh, I'll never forget once when my dad really pissed me off. 140 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:37,520 Actually, I think I was having like a bit of a shit day. 141 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:41,400 I think also an exhausting day. Yeah, I think I was really 142 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:46,240 getting into my head about a few things, and I can't remember 143 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:50,960 exactly what it was, but he pissed me off and I and I pushed 144 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:55,320 the table like, really hard. But then Lauren had like, my 145 00:06:55,320 --> 00:06:58,160 sister had red wine in front of her and it just knocked all 146 00:06:58,160 --> 00:07:00,160 down. And I literally, like, fucking 147 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:02,200 stormed upstairs and she came upstairs. 148 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:05,560 Yeah, Yeah. Like she didn't care. 149 00:07:05,560 --> 00:07:07,320 Like she was just a bit like, fuck sake, man. 150 00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:08,920 Like, come on. Yeah. 151 00:07:08,920 --> 00:07:11,480 If everything in your life is fine right now and you're having 152 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:14,240 Christmas too, great. Fantastic. 153 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:15,440 Good for you. Good. 154 00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:18,840 For you, bitch. And also like I've had, I've had 155 00:07:18,840 --> 00:07:21,040 many years of really, really nice Christmases. 156 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:22,120 I have. Same. 157 00:07:24,760 --> 00:07:27,240 And that's that roll on the way. The cookie. 158 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:29,000 Why not even doing a friend's mess? 159 00:07:29,320 --> 00:07:31,520 No. Oh no, no. 160 00:07:31,680 --> 00:07:33,760 I'll get some people over next Friday. 161 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:36,720 Yeah, I'll get some people over. We'll just I'll make a roast 162 00:07:36,720 --> 00:07:39,720 potato. Just one yes, because and 163 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:43,080 everyone just has to spend. Russians this dog eat dog world. 164 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:45,240 I mean, look, ho ho ho, Merry Christmas. 165 00:07:45,240 --> 00:07:48,200 You'll tie joy gay, whatever. It's fine. 166 00:07:48,560 --> 00:07:51,760 Maybe maybe in some ways you can find other ways of enjoying 167 00:07:51,760 --> 00:07:55,520 Christmas And even if you're not like religious or something like 168 00:07:55,600 --> 00:08:00,200 going to see carols or. Well, we're celebrating 169 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:02,800 Christmas on Saturday. Yeah, got the event. 170 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:04,840 From us Oh yeah, we've got our event the. 171 00:08:04,840 --> 00:08:08,080 Christmas event, that's how. Lesbian pub Christmas event. 172 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:10,840 Yeah, that's my Christmas. Yeah, we've got mistletoe. 173 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:13,720 We've got Santa hats. Yeah. 174 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:17,840 And a special guest. Yeah, don't get into it. 175 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:19,720 Signed. But yeah, I do. 176 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:21,880 I think that that's what's really nice about us actually 177 00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:24,880 doing the Christmas pub event, because I know how many people 178 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:26,360 are like, fuck this. Yeah. 179 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:29,400 And it gives us a way to celebrate it without the 180 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:31,200 pressure of it being like Christmas Day. 181 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:33,919 And it is just just have fun. There's probably a lot of people 182 00:08:33,919 --> 00:08:38,000 who are coming to the event who are then going home and their 183 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:39,360 family don't know that they're gay. 184 00:08:39,880 --> 00:08:42,840 Yeah, so their last chance to let it out before they've. 185 00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:46,720 Final hurrah of closet. Yeah, Final hurrah of the year. 186 00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:50,000 Yeah, the hurrah, Final hurrah. I wanna talk. 187 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:52,720 I just saw Wicked and I haven't even spoken about this. 188 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:59,840 Oh God, no, no. Can I just say can someone can 189 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:02,080 some people in the comments let me know? 190 00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:04,680 Is anyone sick of hearing about? Wicked. 191 00:09:04,680 --> 00:09:06,640 No, it is ridiculous. And that's why I want to just 192 00:09:06,640 --> 00:09:09,920 really quickly say one. Obviously, yeah, it was really 193 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:12,160 good. Cynthia Arebo, Ariana Grande 194 00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:15,080 killed it, smashed it, whatever. Ethan Slater, I don't know what 195 00:09:15,080 --> 00:09:17,520 everyone is seeing in him now, but he's still a fucking ugly 196 00:09:17,520 --> 00:09:20,480 cunt. And Oh my God, it's so funny 197 00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:21,400 though. I went to go and see it with 198 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:23,120 Bree, and I know that we mentioned Bree before, the 199 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:25,760 absolutely stunning New Zealander who's our friend. 200 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:28,760 Me and her went together 'cause I know that she loves musicals. 201 00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:30,000 I was like, Bree, let's go see Wick. 202 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,520 And she's like no one else, with no one. 203 00:09:31,560 --> 00:09:34,200 Else no one else. Wanted to go with me and so she 204 00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:37,120 booked the tickets, bless her. We sat there, she polished off 205 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:40,480 about 20 chicken wings. And by the way, Bri is pregnant, 206 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:42,720 but she would do that on a normal day anyway and I love her 207 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:44,640 for it. I had some Padron Peppers 208 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:47,200 because we didn't just go to any like cinema like it was electric 209 00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:48,800 cinema. It's part of the Soho House and 210 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:51,880 it is like really fucking nice like it's a much nicer way of 211 00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:53,720 experience in the cinema. And once you do that, you can 212 00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:55,400 never enjoy normal cinema ever again. 213 00:09:55,400 --> 00:10:01,800 Thank you very much electric. But at the end, I looked over at 214 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:06,600 her and she went wow. And she had her trousers undone, 215 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:12,240 Korean sauce down, her white blouse polished off, chicken 216 00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:15,240 wings that literally like, fresh bone. 217 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:18,000 Like there's no meat on there, just just pure bone. 218 00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:20,080 I sent you the photo of the chicken bones. 219 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:24,560 Yeah, and the way she lined it up, it just looked so sadistic. 220 00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:27,520 And I. It was quite bizarre. 221 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:30,080 Image I will don't think will go out of my head. 222 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:32,440 It's quite bizarre how they were in just like a straight line. 223 00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:34,760 Yeah. Anyway, I look over her, see all 224 00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:36,120 of this, Yes. She goes wow. 225 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:40,280 And I'm like fucking now. And then she went, I didn't know 226 00:10:40,280 --> 00:10:44,320 that was a musical. Yeah, but that is the most brief 227 00:10:44,320 --> 00:10:46,800 thing ever. I looked at her because I 228 00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:49,600 thought, obviously, fucking theatre fanatic. 229 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:51,240 Is she? She loves it. 230 00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:53,920 Oh Christ. So I'm like, how did you not 231 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:55,880 know that Wicked was a fucking musical? 232 00:10:55,880 --> 00:10:58,040 The fact that she sat through that whole thing she had no idea 233 00:10:58,040 --> 00:11:01,120 was a musical. That, for me is hysterical. 234 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:03,280 You know what Bree is the definition of? 235 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:04,800 She's blonde. Oh fucking cover. 236 00:11:04,880 --> 00:11:07,720 She's such a dumb blonde. Dumb bitch. 237 00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:09,640 No, she's so. But she's the best. 238 00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:11,640 Yeah, it's really good, everyone. 239 00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:14,440 What I don't understand is they're trying to jump on the 240 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:18,280 Glinda's in the closet train with Ariana and Kristen 241 00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:20,400 Chenoweth. They're trying to say, yeah, I 242 00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:21,840 believe that Glinda's in the closet. 243 00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:26,720 And it's like why you like. Look, I'm all for things being 244 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:30,760 as gay as possible right? I would make the queen gay if I 245 00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:32,680 could. Like I mean she's dead but do 246 00:11:32,680 --> 00:11:36,320 you know what I mean? Like I more gay the better. 247 00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:39,000 However, don't try and make something gay that just isn't 248 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,520 gay to almost. Be like get because you know 249 00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:43,240 that you're getting a headline with that. 250 00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:45,600 Yeah, and the gays will love it. So there's no. 251 00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:47,480 Way. There's no indication in that 252 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:48,440 film. Glenda. 253 00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:51,160 Is not gay. Glinda's straight as fuck and 254 00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:54,640 she's like obsessed with that guy and yeah. 255 00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:56,120 I don't even know the guy. Can we move on from? 256 00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:57,720 Wicked. Anyway, moving on from Wicked. 257 00:11:57,880 --> 00:12:01,160 Well today we wanted to talk about lesbian sex, do's and 258 00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:04,760 don'ts because we thought it's been a while since I've debased. 259 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:08,120 And not gone into the nitty gritty because this is. 260 00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:12,000 How me and Scarlett started this podcast US was it being nitty 261 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:15,520 Gray. We wanted it to be unhinged. 262 00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:19,680 We wanted it to be off limits. No on limits. 263 00:12:19,680 --> 00:12:21,640 All the limits. All the limits. 264 00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:24,160 And to be able to talk about the kind of stuff that we feel like 265 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,200 people aren't really talking about. 266 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:27,000 So today we are going to do that. 267 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:29,360 Well, what was the segment called? 268 00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:32,320 Actually, our good friend Perry came up with a great name. 269 00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:34,240 She did. She messaged Liv and she said 270 00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:37,320 lesbian dildos. Dildos. 271 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:40,920 No, it's dildos and dildos. So the dildos and dildon. 272 00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:44,320 And this is going to come in many different formats across 273 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:48,080 future episodes. So stay tuned for more dildos 274 00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:50,920 and dildonts. But today's is sex. 275 00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:54,440 So we obviously have asked some of our friends, Yes, some 276 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,200 advice. Did we do ours first? 277 00:12:56,520 --> 00:12:59,000 I think we should do ours 1st and then play theirs because I 278 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,800 don't know what they're going to say and I don't want them to get 279 00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:03,000 there before I do. No, agreed, because it looks 280 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,920 like we've just said. What they've said. 281 00:13:05,680 --> 00:13:09,720 OK, I've wrote down a couple of mine, one of my dues. 282 00:13:10,360 --> 00:13:12,880 Eye contact not intensely. All okay. 283 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:16,440 No, sorry, you just called my. God the whole time just staring 284 00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:17,960 to. Yes, you don't want to feel like 285 00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:20,320 that person isn't in the room. Because I feel like if you're 286 00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:23,440 like being intimate with someone and you're not even like looking 287 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:26,240 at each other, that's like, I feel that's a real form of like 288 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:30,000 connection with someone. I also feel like, I mean, I feel 289 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,760 like if somebody doesn't give you eye contact, it's like a 290 00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:35,120 massive like insecurity thing, isn't it too right? 291 00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:37,720 And I and I want to feel like that person is confident. 292 00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:40,040 I think the only time I've probably done no contact eye 293 00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:43,760 contact to be like on like a one night stand when I was younger. 294 00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:46,080 Maybe. Because I probably like really 295 00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:48,440 not into this, so I'm just like not being present. 296 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:50,680 Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I don't really know. 297 00:13:50,680 --> 00:13:52,200 I mean, I suppose there's like loads of reasons. 298 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:54,440 But yeah, I do agree. I think like eye contact needs 299 00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:56,280 to be really like. Yeah, I mean, like I say, not 300 00:13:56,280 --> 00:13:58,800 the whole time, just fuck, just stare each other out. 301 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:01,160 But like. Someone's doing doggy and then 302 00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:02,560 they they make their head turn around. 303 00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:05,360 Look at me. Look me in the eye. 304 00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:08,720 Break their neck. OK, What's one of your dues? 305 00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:14,440 One of my dues don't go. How do you start to do with a 306 00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:16,280 Don't? Oh yeah, I'll do my don't then 307 00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:19,800 this is going to be my don't. OK, Don't go fully in if that 308 00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:21,640 person isn't ready. I feel like that's like an 309 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:22,160 obvious. Thing. 310 00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:24,800 What do you mean by going in? Do you mean inserting in? 311 00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:28,520 Like, I mean, well, yeah, like, take it quite literally. 312 00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:31,280 Like don't literally go and shove like a million things up 313 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:32,800 their vagina. Oh no. 314 00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:34,480 Like. Straight away. 315 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:36,640 As in in general. Some people do that though. 316 00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:40,200 Don't just shove no, but some people do shove straight away 317 00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:42,480 without any prior nothing you've. 318 00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:45,560 Got to it's like warm. And then it's like, wow, that 319 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:48,000 would shoot me into space if someone did that to me. 320 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,440 It's just quite surprising. You're like. 321 00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:50,240 Whoa. Well, yeah. 322 00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:52,080 And it's just not. It's not good. 323 00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:54,040 No. There's something to be said 324 00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:55,600 with like a bit of like a quickie. 325 00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:57,760 Fun, right? Yeah. 326 00:14:57,760 --> 00:15:01,360 But not like you have to be really like turned on for that 327 00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:03,600 to be good. Like already you got to be 328 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:05,400 really wet. Yeah, exactly. 329 00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:08,160 You can't just fucking go balls to the walls and scrape your way 330 00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:12,280 in there with your talons. You scrape scraping, scraping on 331 00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:15,720 the front wall like a chalkboard. 332 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:20,000 Can you imagine? Yeah, OK, You give me one I'm. 333 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,640 Going to do another one of my dues grabbing. 334 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:25,440 Oh. Yeah. 335 00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:28,480 Very into a grab. Oh, I love being grabbed. 336 00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:30,560 Fucking go for it. Yeah, give it. 337 00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:34,000 Don't be gentle with that. Just, oh, just go for it, 338 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,880 someone. 'S really getting hold of me. 339 00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:39,400 Yeah, because it's like, I want you round. 340 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:42,560 He's like round. Yeah, no, I agree with that. 341 00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:44,680 I agree with that. What's it do for me? 342 00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:48,080 Brush your teeth. Brush your teeth. 343 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:50,520 Brush your teeth and. We were saying earlier before 344 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:54,560 and I was saying balance active. Balance active If no one has 345 00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:57,240 heard of balance active, please can you link it or put it on the 346 00:15:57,240 --> 00:15:59,040 story after? That I mean, I will just tell 347 00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:02,040 you it's called balance active. There's no E at the end and it's 348 00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:03,760 like A. Just insert the picture. 349 00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:05,920 It was just like a, I don't have a picture. 350 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:08,800 It's just like a pet. It's like, it's like a pessary, 351 00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:10,520 but it's kind of like basically like Lube. 352 00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:11,840 I don't know. It just goes up there and it 353 00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:14,680 just, it just regulates your pH. Balance you out. 354 00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:16,640 But yeah. It's great to have after a 355 00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:18,760 period. Very good, but it does regulate 356 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:22,680 your pH balance and if you're aware that you've got BV or 357 00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:25,320 something, maybe like don't have sex that day. 358 00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:28,400 Yeah. Because a lot of people just 359 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:29,640 carry on. OK. 360 00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:32,600 One of my don'ts that I think this is just you're very 361 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:38,480 universal, but like don't not wash your purse because like 362 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:40,120 I've never done it. It's been really bad, but I've 363 00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:43,040 like been like, you could probably freshen up a bit. 364 00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:45,560 Yes, yeah, yeah. Do you know? 365 00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:47,800 What I mean like sometimes when there's like that real like 366 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:51,520 vagina smell. Yeah, but it. 367 00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:53,720 Depends, because I'm also a bit of a dog and kind of like that. 368 00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:56,040 I don't know. Well, yeah, but not I think you 369 00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:58,080 mean like the the sweat. The sweat. 370 00:16:58,080 --> 00:16:59,160 Sweat. Sweaty purse. 371 00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:01,960 Disco Minge. Well, they've been dancing. 372 00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:04,119 All night in the club if you're going like after a night out. 373 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:07,839 Oh yeah, if you're if you've. If you've met a girl on a night 374 00:17:07,839 --> 00:17:11,079 out and you guys have been dancing around, swanning around 375 00:17:11,079 --> 00:17:12,160 the clubs. And you're not? 376 00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:14,880 Using public toilets and then you're not washing yourself 377 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:16,760 before you have sex. For me that is like a. 378 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:19,599 Yeah, no, you have to shower 100% you. 379 00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:22,880 Have 100 percent, 100%. It just makes a lot of sexier as 380 00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:26,119 well though, because I feel like you're genuinely more confident 381 00:17:26,119 --> 00:17:29,280 when you feel clean. Like I wouldn't be confident if 382 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:31,880 I didn't feel clean. I'd be like, get away from me, 383 00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:33,120 don't touch me, don't look at me. 384 00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:35,480 I'm embarrassed. I'm trying to think if I have 385 00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:37,960 another do. Do multiple touch points? 386 00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:40,040 Yes, at all times. Yeah. 387 00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:45,840 Hand on the tear and on titty or like or like. 388 00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:49,800 So I'm so scared that my mom will be listening to this. 389 00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:53,520 Or like it's like hot to have someone's like nipple in your 390 00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:56,800 mouth whilst you're like fingering them and then also 391 00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:58,920 like touching their clip with your thumb. 392 00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:03,160 Or like, I mean like there's like multiple things all in one 393 00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:06,120 go that are just crashing on. Be doing the one thing. 394 00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:08,600 No, we can multitask for women. We can. 395 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,360 We can. What's 1 of yours? 396 00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:12,880 Oh my don'ts, I said. My stank purse. 397 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:15,880 I feel like that is universal, yeah. 398 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:23,120 I think don't do anything niche without asking. 100%. 399 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:25,640 Because I think especially when you first start sleeping with 400 00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:28,800 someone, if it's someone you're dating, you're very much 401 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:31,880 exploring what they like and what you like and how it works 402 00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:34,400 together. You can't just be raw dog and 403 00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:36,800 doing your weird shit that you like thinking that that person 404 00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:39,600 is going to like it, you know? Yeah, and also, you know, when 405 00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:42,480 they like, they like dress up and stuff. 406 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:46,240 Dress up how? Like lingerie, but like a corset 407 00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:49,400 or something on like night one, it's like for me, I'm like, can 408 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:51,920 you calm down? Because that's doing nothing for 409 00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:54,600 me. No, I I think I get icked out if 410 00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:56,120 someone did that. If I went home with someone and 411 00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:59,000 they whacked on some fucking what? 412 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,600 They even called. Oh, you know, and they've got 413 00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:02,000 like the stockings. That's it. 414 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:05,160 Stocking stockings and what's the top suspenders? 415 00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:07,640 Yeah, sorry. I. 416 00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:11,520 Honestly, I'd clip a lead to you and walk you out the door like a 417 00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:14,040 dog for me. It's just not for me. 418 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:17,040 Obviously if you've had previous conversations and that person's 419 00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:18,720 been like, that shit is so hot. Cool. 420 00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:21,560 But I feel like for someone where you've had no prior 421 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:23,880 conversation about it and it is literally the first time you're 422 00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:26,520 sleeping with them, you don't have to do all of that as well. 423 00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:29,600 Like I just think that like you don't have to do that do. 424 00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:31,680 You know what I was thinking this the other day. 425 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:35,240 Isn't sleeping with someone for the first time so awkward? 426 00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:39,160 Like awkward but not awkward. I mean, of course it is. 427 00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:41,160 Because it's also like, you don't know that you don't know 428 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:43,080 what they like. You don't know what they like. 429 00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:44,000 Yeah. You don't know. 430 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,080 You don't know. You don't know anything. 431 00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:47,680 No shit. You don't know nothing. 432 00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:52,520 You don't know what they got. But moving on from this, we have 433 00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:56,440 actually asked a few of our friends for their sex do's and 434 00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:58,800 don'ts. Interrupting this episode to say 435 00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:01,800 that this episode of the Lesbian Supper Cloud podcast is 436 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:06,560 sponsored by Better Help. I feel like this is really tying 437 00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:10,400 into everything that we said about the Christmas time, the 438 00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:12,720 holiday time. 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Let's learn some positive coping 458 00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:21,960 skills and how to set those boundaries and enjoy 2025. 459 00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:25,640 OK, so it's the lesbian do's and don'ts sex. 460 00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:29,560 Do's and don'ts now are being sent in by our friends because 461 00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:31,160 we want to hear what they have to say. 462 00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:34,000 And I don't know if I have too much confidence in how good any 463 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,760 of them are in bed to be honest with you, but. 464 00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:37,760 No, I'm intrigued. But you know what? 465 00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:41,080 Start with Start with Leo. So I'll tell you, we've got Leo, 466 00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:43,320 we've got Eva and Jess. OK. 467 00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:44,040 Start with Leo. Don't. 468 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:46,840 Fake it, I hate. Oh fair. 469 00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:49,400 Like when someone. 'S so loud. 470 00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:51,800 It's like, OK, that's just not genuine. 471 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:56,360 I think I actually told you about my recent experience that 472 00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:59,800 you guys probably won't know, but don't be, don't be too much 473 00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:01,880 to the point. It's like, OK, she's faking it. 474 00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:04,920 Or maybe I'm just so good that it's genuine and I don't. 475 00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:07,760 This annoying. That OK? 476 00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:10,120 Yeah, agreed. Yeah, can't be faking. 477 00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:11,840 It no, I agree. I agree. 478 00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:14,480 She's right. I think that it's like if you're 479 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:18,000 faking it as well, you are letting yourself in for a 480 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:21,400 terrible, terrible time. Love foreplay? 481 00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:26,080 Love foreplay like. Dirty talk as well, like go. 482 00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:28,400 On. I can't imagine Leo dirty 483 00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:29,920 talking. Can you imagine? 484 00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:33,720 Love it Carrie, you dirty cunt. Like that, you filthy little 485 00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:36,320 fucking bitch. I've got a really good don't, 486 00:22:36,360 --> 00:22:38,120 but it's like really awkward to say. 487 00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:40,320 I don't know whether to say it again. 488 00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:47,320 The awkward one don't. OK, so you know when you've just 489 00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:52,000 gone down on someone obviously then come up and when you see 490 00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:55,560 them like literally use the entire extension of their arm 491 00:22:55,640 --> 00:23:00,640 and hand to wipe their mouth like the slobber all over their 492 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:03,400 face or something. I find that really awkward. 493 00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:06,560 And I also so could even saying that so. 494 00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:09,720 I mean I. This is run FaceTime because you 495 00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:10,960 could see how much I'm squirming. 496 00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:12,320 Wait. What? 497 00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:15,760 So basically what she means is don't come up for air and do 498 00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:19,760 I'm. Sorry, who's doing this and 499 00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:22,520 giving it like it's like Tulisa the female boss? 500 00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:26,280 I think she comes, but yeah, I mean, if you, if you want to 501 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:30,040 come, if you want to come up from that situation, just maybe 502 00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:33,320 a bit of this like if you don't want to like that's kind of hot. 503 00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:38,120 Like, I quite like that, but not, you know. 504 00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:41,280 We don't need to be slobbering. We don't wait, we're not also, 505 00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:42,840 so we don't need to be doing that. 506 00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:45,640 Some people after they've gone down here, they'll just come up, 507 00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:47,960 come up and make out with you. Yeah, but that's. 508 00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:51,720 Cool, which I'm into. But maybe just not, just not, I 509 00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:53,680 don't know. It's like what's happening for 510 00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:55,640 you to be well, now you can't be involved. 511 00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:57,360 Giving it the whole. Can you imagine getting the 512 00:23:57,360 --> 00:23:58,200 duvet? I mean, like, sorry. 513 00:23:58,960 --> 00:23:59,640 Fucking hell. Oh. 514 00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:03,160 Or like getting their leg to wipe it off your face. 515 00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:05,320 You just rub your leg on their thigh. 516 00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:08,440 Yeah, no, that's not for me. I agree with that. 517 00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:10,000 And you know what? I would have never have even 518 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,440 thought of that. And she's enlightened me. 519 00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:15,440 She has. I feel like Jess is first and 520 00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:17,720 then Eva's. OK, so preface this by saying 521 00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:21,600 that Jess used to work for Love, Honey, so I feel like she she's 522 00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:25,600 already got some yeah in her back pocket. 523 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:29,160 I'm also gonna out just for something after the dos and 524 00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:32,080 don'ts, something quite niche that we can discuss that we 525 00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:34,040 already know about. So I'm not really outing her. 526 00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:36,200 Like both know you're on the same page and that sort of on. 527 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,280 Yeah, in the. Same sort of things that 528 00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:40,760 obviously you have to tell your partner what you want. 529 00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:43,480 Something I've learned in like my very short time of being a 530 00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:45,840 lesbian is that everyone is so different and they're like wants 531 00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:48,560 and likes are so different. And unless you sort of direct 532 00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:50,760 people and tell them what you want, you're probably never 533 00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:52,600 going to get that desired orgasm and what you do want. 534 00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:54,640 So I think that's so important. That's something that a lot of 535 00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:55,800 people might figure out. Big dude. 536 00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:57,880 I feel like heteron couples. Heteron couples. 537 00:24:58,320 --> 00:24:59,840 I can't take that seriously. A lot of. 538 00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:02,400 People forget to use Lube like more Lube is more better. 539 00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:06,720 Like bring back the Lube. Personally, I like it a bit 540 00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:08,720 rough, but like obviously consent first. 541 00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:11,680 But to me that's such a big do and I think you go to so many 542 00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:14,720 encounters and people are just scared to be a bit rougher and 543 00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:17,440 try new things. And in saying that, being with 544 00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:19,880 girls has been the first time shockingly, that I've ever been 545 00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:22,200 asked, is this okay? Is it alright I try this? 546 00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:24,720 So for me it was consent as well because that was actually such a 547 00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:28,520 turn on when I experienced it. Don't baby talk fucking foul. 548 00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:30,440 Get that out of the fucking. Bedroom a baby talk. 549 00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:33,920 Disgusting makes me feel unwell. Don't be offended by feedback or 550 00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:35,280 when your partner is asking for direction. 551 00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:37,640 There is nothing worse than getting a bit myth because 552 00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:39,160 you're not. The greatest sex machine in the 553 00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:40,760 world is at the scene. You know everyone's different. 554 00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:42,720 Taking on board, taking on The Jets like a tramp. 555 00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:44,800 Don't have a fake an orgasm. I have learned this the hard 556 00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:46,200 way. And if you start faking them, 557 00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:47,800 they think they're the greatest and then you can have shit sex 558 00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:49,440 the rest of your life. So don't fake that orgasm. 559 00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:51,320 You get what you want. And lastly, this is going to 560 00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:52,600 come as no surprise I feel to both of you. 561 00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:55,480 But don't be afraid of using sex toys, whether that's on 562 00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:56,400 yourself. As a partner. 563 00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:58,760 Whoever it is, they would enhance the experience and not 564 00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:00,600 replace a person. So get those sex toys in the 565 00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:03,720 bedroom, start using them, and that will absolutely change your 566 00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:06,680 sex game forever. Spoken like a true PR girly. 567 00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:08,360 Hang on, we still have one more from her also. 568 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:11,240 One more, this is probably the most important one for me is a 569 00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:13,800 massive do and the massive do slash kind of don't is don't 570 00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:15,960 focus on achieving an orgasm. Like focus on the pleasure, 571 00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:17,960 having fun with your partner, exploring each other's bodies. 572 00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:21,760 I feel like that's when I've had the best sex and the best 573 00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:23,120 orgasms. It's like when you're not 574 00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:25,080 focused on that end goal and you're just enjoying yourself 575 00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:27,960 and enjoying a partner. So that is my biggest sort of do 576 00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:30,200 out of everything. Why are you laughing? 577 00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:32,400 I'm just laughing. I'm just because it's her. 578 00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:34,520 Yeah, Yeah. I mean, no, I do agree, though. 579 00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:37,160 I think like if you're, if you're focusing on achieving an 580 00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:39,440 orgasm, like you're not, you're not gonna have the best time. 581 00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:42,360 No, it's all about the journey, not the destination. 582 00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:46,120 Thing is, but I get what Jess say, I just can't take her 583 00:26:46,120 --> 00:26:49,080 seriously. I think, I think, yeah, I think 584 00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:51,960 that's all pretty valid. I think the sex toy thing, it's 585 00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:56,760 like, I don't think it's a necessity though, but I do think 586 00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:59,560 that it can be fun. But I know that so many people 587 00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:01,480 don't actually like using them so. 588 00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:04,080 No, and you don't. Just because you use them once 589 00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:07,320 doesn't mean you need to use them every time exactly because 590 00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:09,720 then it sometimes takes away from like, you know? 591 00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:11,720 The normal. The good old finger and. 592 00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:14,640 Tongue, I think you kind of want it to be like that like fun 593 00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:16,960 thing because you're like, oh, we got this out tonight, yeah, 594 00:27:17,120 --> 00:27:18,920 you know, and it's like, like fun. 595 00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:20,600 Whereas if you have it all the time, it's like. 596 00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:24,880 Here we go again, Natalie. She's got the harness back on 597 00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:27,800 for fuck's sake. She's got the sex swing out, off 598 00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:31,280 we go. Off we fucking swing would. 599 00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:33,320 You ever use a sex swing? Yeah, Would you? 600 00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:35,160 I feel like it's kind of fun though. 601 00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:36,800 It's swinging. I've never really. 602 00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:38,640 Thought about it. So I answered you really 603 00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:41,000 quickly, but. I want to Google but I would 604 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,240 swing. But I would, but I, I just feel 605 00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:44,840 like that's a lot of admin involved. 606 00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:46,440 Like where are you putting it from? 607 00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:48,640 I'm looking around in my room. I'm looking around in this room 608 00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:51,080 right now and I'm thinking, wow, where would I put this? 609 00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:53,240 Put it in the garden rather than neighbours. 610 00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:54,880 To watch have a garden. You know what I mean? 611 00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:56,920 Hang on, sex. Like a hammock. 612 00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:58,600 Like a sex hammock. Oh wow. 613 00:27:58,600 --> 00:27:59,880 Let me see. Wow. 614 00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:05,840 Oh, my God, the stirrups. The stirrups for me, Aaron. 615 00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:07,320 OK. I don't think I'd like it 616 00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:08,960 anymore. I don't think I want it with the 617 00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:11,000 stirrups, just maybe. Just a fancy one. 618 00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:14,200 OK, like a fancy cushioned one or like this one where she's 619 00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:16,160 just kind of like that. That's that's fun. 620 00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:18,720 If she's just kind of like swinging up a little bit, that's 621 00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:20,320 fun. I'll get fucking banned. 622 00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:22,600 You can't put that in there. OK. 623 00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:23,960 Yeah. So, yeah. 624 00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:25,240 OK, that was. OK, right. 625 00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:30,560 Final one is going to be from yours truly, Eva Adamson from 626 00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:32,200 Ancaster. Girl, is that her last name? 627 00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:36,800 Adamson I had no idea. OK, Eva has sent a grand total 628 00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:40,360 of 12345. Wouldn't be able to understand 629 00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:42,800 any of those. Seven voice notes. 630 00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:45,400 I will put them in one time Speed because she's Irish. 631 00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:48,640 OK, I'm just going to yap and then you can like select 632 00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:50,520 whatever you want. You know what I mean? 633 00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:52,880 I'm terrified, OK? What am I doing should be don't 634 00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:59,120 stand up right after you've like done receiving and because you 635 00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:03,360 might pass away, right? And this is what right. 636 00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:08,600 OK, this is stand. Up she's I mean after receiving. 637 00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:11,120 Stand up straight away because you might just talk. 638 00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:13,520 About who's just having an orgasm and getting up straight 639 00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:15,640 away I. Don't know man, but obviously I 640 00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:17,840 mean this is spoken as if she's been there. 641 00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:19,960 Well, it's happened to her. Do for me, right? 642 00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:23,800 You need the sauce if they like nipple stuff before you go near 643 00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:27,120 the nipple. Oh, because, well, just in some 644 00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:29,600 circumstances it can do nothing and then you're like a spare 645 00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:32,160 day, you know what I mean? Like looking like another 646 00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:35,440 nipple, but then they might fucking like rely on that. 647 00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:38,080 So I would figure that out first. 648 00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:40,520 Are they nipple person or not? Then. 649 00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:43,960 You know what such a good point. That is a good point because you 650 00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:46,320 could but then I feel like, don't you kind of know straight 651 00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:48,160 away if they're not into nipple stuff? 652 00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:50,120 Some people might not say that. No, but I mean. 653 00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:53,160 They might just be letting you suck on them. 654 00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:54,960 Just be like. Oh my God, imagine you sucking 655 00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:58,600 away and they just feel nothing. Because like, for me, my my 656 00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:01,200 nipples are very sensitive. So I might go for it. 657 00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:02,320 Yeah. Go to town. 658 00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:03,880 Yeah. But I forget some people just 659 00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:05,760 there's no sensitivity going on That Interesting. 660 00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:10,680 Wow. Absolutely do not finish after 661 00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:14,560 they have climax once. You've got to keep going until 662 00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:17,560 they physically are like right OK I actually can't go anymore 663 00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:20,880 because it's probably well in personal experience anyways. 664 00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:23,240 My later ones are always better than my first one. 665 00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:23,720 I. Didn't I? 666 00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:28,080 Didn't send the rest of that. Absolutely do not ask them to 667 00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:31,560 repeat themselves or like anything like that. 668 00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:33,000 If you don't hear what they're saying, you're. 669 00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:35,360 I'm not being funny, but only that could happen with Eva. 670 00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:37,400 Because if I was. Having sex with Eva? 671 00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:40,240 PSA you mumble. We've said this too many. 672 00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:41,640 Times I would be asking you like what? 673 00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:44,840 Because you could be saying something that's like, Oh my 674 00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:47,640 God, don't do that. And I haven't and I haven't 675 00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:49,880 understood you. So yeah, I will ask you again 676 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,280 for clarity. I don't think you're gonna have 677 00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:53,320 sex with Eva. I mean no, but you know what I 678 00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:53,800 mean. Like don't. 679 00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:56,920 Don't be like, sorry, what was that? 680 00:30:57,200 --> 00:31:02,320 Because like just just smile and and say, yeah, absolutely do the 681 00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:07,560 longest, most dramatic amount of time for for play. 682 00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:11,320 And but OK, now this is something you need to suicide 683 00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:13,400 to. Some people actually can't be 684 00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:15,000 fucked for going for a long time. 685 00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:18,920 So suicide, whether they want to go for like 20 minutes or two 686 00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:20,720 hours. Two hours what? 687 00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:24,880 I'll do would be to make sure user on the same wavelength 688 00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:31,880 about the strap and any toys who likes what etcetera. 689 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,240 Some people don't like wearing a strap, some people don't like 690 00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:36,360 taking a strap. That's what I would suggest. 691 00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:39,200 Thank you, I'm going to reply to her whilst we're here. 692 00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:42,680 I think that's that's. Really we would just like to say 693 00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:46,760 those were absolutely fan fantastic suggestions, very 694 00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:50,120 concise, especially the nipple one that really threw me me and 695 00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:51,560 frame for what a valid point I think. 696 00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:53,560 It's also very valid about the sex toy thing as well. 697 00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:54,480 Yeah. So thank you. 698 00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:56,000 Yours. Do you know what yours were the 699 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:56,520 best? Yeah. 700 00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:57,160 Thank you, Eva. Well. 701 00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:59,360 Done, Eva. That was fun. 702 00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:02,200 Yeah, I do. I do think that that makes a lot 703 00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:04,880 of sense because. What for Eva's? 704 00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:08,160 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You definitely want to know if 705 00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:11,360 you're on the same wavelength in times of like in terms of time, 706 00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:15,400 having sex and also like because, because some people are 707 00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:16,760 just like, yeah, I could fuck all night. 708 00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:19,120 And some people are like, I don't just don't enjoy that. 709 00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:21,240 Yeah, it's just not for everyone. 710 00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:22,720 Agree. That is that. 711 00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:25,920 And you just push Eva's, Eva's advice and just push them to 712 00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:28,400 that absolute limit. Yeah, Eva's like. 713 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:30,840 Eva is like get them so. Far gone. 714 00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:33,480 If they say something, don't she's like if they say 715 00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:36,720 something, don't ask again. They could be saying stop and 716 00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:39,640 Evas. It's like yeah yeah, just cute. 717 00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:43,840 Yeah, woohoo. Our advice was to smile and nod, 718 00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:46,800 not. As they're literally crying, 719 00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:50,120 like please stop, Eva whips out the strap. 720 00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:53,400 No, I do think that that's really valid. 721 00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:54,560 That is really valid. Yeah. 722 00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:56,320 Well called girls. What? 723 00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:58,320 Some fucking. That is amazing. 724 00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:00,360 I feel enlightened. I feel enlightened. 725 00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:02,240 I feel like I. You feel like I really know I'm 726 00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:05,640 going to do now I. Really know I'm what I'm doing 727 00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:08,120 now actually. And last but not least, I really 728 00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:10,160 wanted to do the hear me out because like, people have been 729 00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:13,640 doing the hear me out. Late to the trend We are late to 730 00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:14,760 the. Trend, but I feel like I'm 731 00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:16,920 always late to the trend because I'm a fucking millennial. 732 00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:18,560 Do you write any of yours down? It's not my fault. 733 00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:20,920 Yeah, no, I know. I've remembered some of mine. 734 00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:23,720 So hear me out now, for those who don't know, hear me out is 735 00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:26,640 basically like someone who you shouldn't really want to sleep 736 00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:29,360 with, but you do. So it's like, hear me out on 737 00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:31,320 this one. So and so, right? 738 00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:35,560 And we've got a list of some of ours and I'll let you go first. 739 00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:37,960 She's going to get annoyed that I'm going to say this because on 740 00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:40,200 my last one I was like, I'd kill her. 741 00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:44,160 OK, but hear me out, Leo. I mean, after what we just heard 742 00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:48,200 on that as well. I've said it before and I'll say 743 00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:51,200 it again, Dark Horse. You actually said to me 744 00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:54,240 yesterday you secretly always hoped me and Leo would get 745 00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:55,960 together. Which on the flip side is weird 746 00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:58,080 because of a few months ago you wished me and Polly would get 747 00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:00,520 together. Yeah, well, I just think it'd 748 00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:02,920 be. I just thought at the time, like 749 00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:05,200 it would be quite cute. But never mind. 750 00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:06,880 It's fine. Yeah. 751 00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:08,159 Dark horse. I can see that. 752 00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:12,520 I think she'd surprise you. I reckon she's very good in bed. 753 00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:15,320 Even though I can't, it's one of those Leo. 754 00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:18,880 I can't picture her having sex. No, but I know that she'd be 755 00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:20,480 good. So I'm. 756 00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:22,320 So I'm hope you want to hear me out, OK? 757 00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:24,400 OK, hear me out. Your mum. 758 00:34:26,159 --> 00:34:27,040 Why? Why? 759 00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:31,320 What do you mean why your mum is sexy? 760 00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:34,960 Your mum, Your mum is really, really sexy and she's beautiful. 761 00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:35,560 I. Hate this. 762 00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:38,199 I hate this narrative because Olivia says it all the time as 763 00:34:38,199 --> 00:34:39,600 well and it's so annoying. She is. 764 00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:40,719 I'm sorry. Hear me out. 765 00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:43,239 Your mum, I know you're not going to agree with me, but I 766 00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:45,280 know loads of other people. Will imagine like yeah, I got 767 00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:46,400 it. Yeah, I got it. 768 00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:49,560 Yeah, I'd fuck her too. She said shagger too, yeah. 769 00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:54,440 She just got that thing, you know, she eludes sexuality. 770 00:34:55,239 --> 00:34:57,000 Stephler's mum kind of vibes, isn't? 771 00:34:57,080 --> 00:34:59,320 It it is Stiffler's mum vibes. Yeah, MILF. 772 00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:02,600 Next, this is the pet. I've got 2 buns that are quite 773 00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:04,960 personal to my life. HR Amy. 774 00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:07,720 I'll insert my picture of HR Amy. 775 00:35:07,720 --> 00:35:10,320 HR Amy is my old. Yeah, I know you don't stop 776 00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:12,280 going on about her if she's messaging you. 777 00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:14,280 Of course I know that you'd shagger. 778 00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:16,760 Yeah, she's great, though. The thing is, though, she's not 779 00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:20,000 like conventionally my type, Yeah, like at all. 780 00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:23,280 But she just. Alludes something OK, but also 781 00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:26,040 hear me out OK, and I'm not saying that she I think that 782 00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:27,640 she's beautiful as well. I'm not I'm not making this 783 00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:33,360 about her. A four in real life is A7 in 784 00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:37,320 office life. 100% I'm not saying if I walk past her in this shit 785 00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:39,160 I'd be like I'd fuck you because I probably wouldn't. 786 00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:41,880 Yeah. Why is it that the IT that the 787 00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:43,200 level? Of the level. 788 00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:45,760 Goes down I. Think it's something because, 789 00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:47,600 you know, like she's like supposed to. 790 00:35:47,720 --> 00:35:50,520 Bossy and it's like work. Yeah, and I don't have a really 791 00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:51,520 serious. Conversation. 792 00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:53,600 There's just nothing sexy about work. 793 00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:55,960 There was something sexy about her. 794 00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:58,200 I don't know what it is, because she's also like a fucking twat. 795 00:35:58,200 --> 00:35:59,880 Like I love her. Like, as in like a silly twat. 796 00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:01,160 Like she's stupid. Yeah. 797 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,720 Also, I just think she'd be really dirty. 798 00:36:04,720 --> 00:36:06,080 Nice. Yeah, that's fine. 799 00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:11,880 Hear me out, Marge Simpson. Oh fuck off. 800 00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:14,680 Yeah. You have the most vanilla sex of 801 00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:15,600 your life. No. 802 00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:19,840 What would Marge fucking? Healthy blue treat Marge is 803 00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:22,960 always walking around with her little titties out little 804 00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:25,160 balcony bra. Yeah, but Marge would be going. 805 00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:33,720 No Marge would be going down you and the whole thing or her hair 806 00:36:33,720 --> 00:36:35,720 would be like stop. Be here about. 807 00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:38,480 The hair would be in your face like that. 808 00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:41,160 I'd just be like moving it out. Of the way. 809 00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:43,480 No, that's. No, there's something kind of 810 00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:44,760 sexy. There's something sexy about 811 00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:45,120 Mars. Do you? 812 00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:49,520 Reckon Marge has blue pubes? I mean, do the curtains match 813 00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:51,440 the drapes? I think so. 814 00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:53,640 You know, and if they don't, I hope she dies. 815 00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:58,840 Impressing question for me. If anyone is a Simpsons fanatic, 816 00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:00,160 please let us know your thoughts. 817 00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:01,800 Yeah, there's something to see about Marge. 818 00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:04,040 I'm sorry. OK, always thought so. 819 00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:09,080 Hear me out. My ex's sister as in. 820 00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:17,080 Wait, which ex live divines OK, your ex's sister or that's T? 821 00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:19,800 I always found her a bit hot. She's just like. 822 00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:22,160 Oh, she is hot. She looks like Sarah Hyland. 823 00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:24,640 Yeah, but like. Yeah. 824 00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:28,160 Yeah, she likes like Sarah. Hyland from A Modern Family yeah 825 00:37:28,240 --> 00:37:33,320 yeah yeah Oh yeah yeah Hot right yeah and like yeah I mean, fair 826 00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:34,160 I. Remember when I met up? 827 00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:35,200 Just make your way through the family. 828 00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:39,120 With my ex's ex and we were both like her sister. 829 00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:41,400 Yeah, fuck the sister. Yeah, fair. 830 00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:44,600 Hear me out, Jeffrey Star. No. 831 00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:47,640 I don't know, I. What do you mean? 832 00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:52,360 I don't know what it is. He's almost like so feminine 833 00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:55,960 that he's got this thing about him that would. 834 00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:58,560 I don't, I mean, I'm confused myself. 835 00:37:58,560 --> 00:37:59,240 I've. Got. 836 00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:01,880 I think I'd be scared. Right now, I mean, yeah, he's 837 00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:02,760 pretty. Fucking scary. 838 00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:04,920 He's terrifying. I mean, I'd love, I'd love to be 839 00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:07,480 friends with Jeffrey Star, but I think being in the bedrooms, I 840 00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:11,200 think I'd trick myself. I think maybe it's the fact if 841 00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:14,640 he but this sounds really weird because I never would say this 842 00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:16,880 in any other sentence. If he was like attracted to me, 843 00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:19,120 that would almost turn me on because I'd be like, cool. 844 00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:22,480 OK, yeah, I got that. Do you know what I mean? 845 00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:24,400 But then I think you would get to an. 846 00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:26,520 Anomaly. Sex part I'd be like. 847 00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:29,640 I mean, like there's there's no, there's no rules in hear me out. 848 00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:32,520 No, there's no judging. We listen and we don't judge. 849 00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:36,520 OK, what was my other one? Velma on Scooby-doo. 850 00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:40,880 Come on, everyone wants to fuck Velma from scooby-doo. 851 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,800 Daphne Val no Velma's The Nerdy 1. 852 00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:46,840 Yeah, but specifically when she has the sexy face. 853 00:38:47,240 --> 00:38:49,200 Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's hot. 854 00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:51,200 Yeah, OK, fine. Yeah, it would have been more 855 00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:53,480 niche for you to have, said Scooby-doo dressed up as a woman 856 00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:55,920 to go on the plane, but. I didn't find that tractor. 857 00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:57,400 You probably would. I might. 858 00:38:57,880 --> 00:38:59,600 Yeah. Hear me out, Trisha Paytas. 859 00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:03,280 OK, OK, I see it. Do I agree that no. 860 00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:07,960 Me and Trisha would have a crazy night together, one I know I 861 00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:09,120 would never forget. Trisha. 862 00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:12,160 I have watched her porn. Yeah, and I'm. 863 00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:14,120 I mean, so have I survived. So have. 864 00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:17,360 I, I didn't enjoy it. I mean I I don't know why. 865 00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:19,160 No, you didn't not enjoy it, you mean? 866 00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:21,680 Yeah, you said you didn't enjoy. It Oh right yeah I don't know 867 00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:23,920 why I didn't not enjoy it no, I don't I. 868 00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:25,760 Didn't not enjoy it. You enjoyed it? 869 00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:28,720 I enjoyed it. OK. 870 00:39:29,720 --> 00:39:31,720 But yeah, Trisha Paytas and and I just. 871 00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:34,680 I don't know, I feel like because she'd but she's such a 872 00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:38,000 freak and she loves sex so much that for me I'd be like fuck. 873 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,680 Yeah, and it's. Trish Trisha's a legend. 874 00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:43,000 I mean, it'd be quite funny to say that you fuck Trisha Paytas, 875 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:44,920 but I thought actually bring my Domino's into the bedroom. 876 00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:46,720 Do it with the bed. I'm no fucking idiot. 877 00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:49,120 You check yourself. You like those intolerant. 878 00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:50,840 Yeah, I'd ask her for a vegan one. 879 00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:57,520 OK, my other one, Christine Quinn from Selling Sunset, who's 880 00:39:57,520 --> 00:40:01,680 no longer on. 100% no because I've said this people before and 881 00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:05,120 they're like Oh no way I'd fuck her. 882 00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:08,080 She to be fair, she can't let me get a picture of her. 883 00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:09,400 I don't feel like she's that niche. 884 00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:11,800 I then come on babe, you're giving me people that are just 885 00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:15,280 no, because people are like. I think she looks like Jeffrey 886 00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:17,400 Star, so maybe that's why you're quite into it. 887 00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:20,280 I mean, she's not my usual type, but I can see why. 888 00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:23,160 Exactly. She's not like, she's quite 889 00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:25,520 scary looking. She doesn't like Jeffrey. 890 00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:27,120 Yeah. Thank you. 891 00:40:27,720 --> 00:40:31,080 Hear me out, Kris Jenner. 100% for the power. 892 00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:32,960 Yeah. I just say you shagged Kris 893 00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:33,880 Jenner. Yeah. 894 00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:37,880 Chris Jenner, Chris Jenner, Me and Chris after a few shots of 895 00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:40,320 tequila in the bed. Chris loves the boots as well, 896 00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:43,040 so you'd have a great time. Let me think of someone else. 897 00:40:43,240 --> 00:40:46,480 The nanny from The Parent Trap. Who the fucks the nanny from the 898 00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:49,440 Parent Trap? The one that you know in the 899 00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:53,040 horse, in the ranch, She's a main character. 900 00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:56,520 Oh, right. You don't class her as a nanny. 901 00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:58,880 She's like, yeah, I know. She's like the nanny, yeah. 902 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:02,240 Fit, yeah, I would fuck her. Would fuck. 903 00:41:02,240 --> 00:41:06,520 Yeah yeah yeah, 100% she eludes sex and lesbian and yeah yeah. 904 00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:10,800 Yeah, 100%. Oh, have you ever seen the movie 905 00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:13,880 Cars? No, I'm going weird now because 906 00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:16,800 I'm going to go into cartoons. OK, OK, so if anyone's watched 907 00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:20,520 Cars, you'll know what I mean when I say Sally from Cars. 908 00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:24,000 Show me Sally from fucking. They're all cars, but you know 909 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:25,920 what I mean? Yeah, I mean, I get. 910 00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:28,920 It Sally from Cars. Yeah, she's quite cute. 911 00:41:29,240 --> 00:41:31,320 Yeah, she goes out with the main guy like. 912 00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:33,000 She looks a little bit too young for me. 913 00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:35,960 She's probably, I think she's mine. 914 00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:38,560 She's probably 2. She's a car. 915 00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:42,440 OK I have I have another really weird 1 like this. 916 00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:44,560 I think this is like. This borderline. 917 00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:48,240 Yeah, no. Do you know what's so weird? 918 00:41:48,240 --> 00:41:50,480 Because. It's don't What is it? 919 00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:52,120 The toast from my little toaster. 920 00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:57,760 What's my little toaster? No, what's making me weird is 921 00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:00,080 because they're cartoons. I see them as like little 922 00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:02,200 people. Now I see, now I feel weird. 923 00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:03,920 Let me see. OK, so have you ever watched 924 00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:05,240 Blues Clues? No. 925 00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:07,840 What? No, because I'm not 12. 926 00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:14,200 Blues Clues. I feel show me side table draw. 927 00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:20,320 Side table draw from Blues glues. 928 00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:24,960 Fuck you need therapy. You need severe. 929 00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:27,960 Severe what? What can you Can you sell it to 930 00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:29,640 notice? That's really like cute and that 931 00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:30,840 would really look after. You. 932 00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:35,520 It looks like you. Mr. Salt on top of side table, 933 00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:37,520 draw there. How you fucking side of table 934 00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:40,000 draw fingering there drop. In the draw, open the draw. 935 00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:43,040 Do you know this is something really endearing about a side? 936 00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:45,640 Table draw, okay, I think side side table draws looking a 937 00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:47,280 little bit too innocent for me, I think. 938 00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:51,800 I fear you know, yeah. That was my niche, ones I had 939 00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:52,760 held. Back I love. 940 00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:54,840 That. Yeah, I feel really ashamed of 941 00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:55,960 myself now. More. 942 00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:59,160 I feel like I need more. I don't have any more. 943 00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:01,680 I don't have any more I feel. Like everything was just like on 944 00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:02,800 Sky. Like Nickelodeon. 945 00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:05,040 Like I didn't have Nickelodeon. You never watched SpongeBob? 946 00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:08,360 Yeah, I watched SpongeBob. I fucked the squirrel from 947 00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:11,160 SpongeBob, Sally. No, Sandy. 948 00:43:11,240 --> 00:43:14,120 Sandy the Squirrel. No, she was a prick and she was 949 00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:17,280 called Sandy Cheeks. Sandy Cheeks is 100% a lesbian, 950 00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:22,160 as is Pearl. Oh, big old Pearl. 951 00:43:22,720 --> 00:43:26,000 Big old Pearl. She is 100% gay. 952 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,640 I'd probably shag Squidward. So I reckon squid was probably 953 00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:29,520 got a vagina. It's. 954 00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:33,160 Just miserable, just like me. I the more I get older, the more 955 00:43:33,160 --> 00:43:35,960 I relate to Squidward. Yeah, I totally get it. 956 00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:37,720 OK, I thought this is getting weird now. 957 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:41,560 OK, anyway on that feel a bit, I think I think we're done on this 958 00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:43,240 episode. I think I need to go to the pub, 959 00:43:43,240 --> 00:43:44,200 I need to have a drink. We're going. 960 00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:47,000 To the pub because our favorite person in the world who works in 961 00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:51,680 our local pub, It's her last day today and we're feeling very 962 00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:53,120 emotional. I'm not. 963 00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:56,080 Happy there was an event, I'm happy, but I'm going so I can 964 00:43:56,080 --> 00:43:56,640 have a drink. We. 965 00:43:56,640 --> 00:43:59,600 Have to go to show support. Yeah, very sad. 966 00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:02,200 Yeah, bitch. Off we go now if we fucking go, 967 00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:04,600 all right? Anyway, lesbians, we love you 968 00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:07,600 and we will speak to you next. Week Hi guys no one judge me for 969 00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:09,800 psych double draw please. I will bye. 970 00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:10,880 Bye.