1 00:00:14,990 --> 00:00:17,510 Hi everyone, welcome to this week's episode of the Lesbian 2 00:00:17,510 --> 00:00:20,630 Supper Club and Merry Christmas as this is our Christmas 3 00:00:21,070 --> 00:00:25,870 Christmas surprise episode, but we've already spoken about 4 00:00:26,070 --> 00:00:29,030 Christmas at home with families, so we didn't think that through 5 00:00:29,030 --> 00:00:31,950 very well. So now we're struggling for a 6 00:00:31,950 --> 00:00:36,550 relevant Christmas topic theme. But Bah humbug, I hope you're 7 00:00:36,550 --> 00:00:41,560 all drunk and I hope you are all on your only sort of like 4th or 8 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:45,040 5th family argument. I could imagine this is 9 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:47,080 something that you listen to whilst you're getting ready to 10 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:50,080 amp yourself up to go downstairs and punch a Nan in the face. 11 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:52,600 Oh no, I don't think it's the Nan, it's usually the uncle. 12 00:00:52,760 --> 00:00:54,560 Yeah. It's usually the men the nan's 13 00:00:54,560 --> 00:00:58,040 normally like, right? Croaking in the corner, 14 00:00:59,080 --> 00:01:01,840 coughing, spluttering on her way out. 15 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:05,440 Terrible because Liv just spoke about a nan dying on Christmas 16 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:08,520 Day. So not that how Nan has died on 17 00:01:08,520 --> 00:01:11,680 Christmas Day but she was just saying like fucking Can you 18 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:14,840 imagine? The theme happened last week. 19 00:01:14,840 --> 00:01:16,000 Does that make anyone feel better? 20 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:19,120 I don't have one. You don't, and I've never had 21 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:21,360 one. Oh, that's really sad, that. 22 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:23,280 Is sad you've. Got my Nan now. 23 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:26,960 Though I've got your Nan, yeah. She's got enough live, live, 24 00:01:26,960 --> 00:01:28,800 she's got enough love to give around so. 25 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:31,960 She's got enough love and enough tips to go around for everyone. 26 00:01:31,960 --> 00:01:33,720 She does. I love her vaginal hair. 27 00:01:34,080 --> 00:01:37,120 Vaginal hair. Oh my God, I actually that 28 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:39,880 reminds you of that Marina Abramovic exhibition that we 29 00:01:39,880 --> 00:01:43,720 went to the other day. And so, so basically, I don't 30 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:45,480 know if you guys know of Marina Abramovic. 31 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:49,240 She'd probably know her from this video that went viral where 32 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:51,520 she does a lot of live exhibitions. 33 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:53,560 She's an incredible artist and creator. 34 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:57,720 And one of them was where she sits opposite people, like she 35 00:01:57,720 --> 00:02:01,440 sits opposite like 1001 people, like all in a row of just sat 36 00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:03,480 there and just saying nothing and just staring at them. 37 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:07,040 But then it was like the guy that she was previously in love 38 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:11,680 with turned up out of nowhere after 30 years of not seeing 39 00:02:11,680 --> 00:02:13,440 each other. So you probably would know her 40 00:02:13,440 --> 00:02:15,880 from that. But basically, Long story short, 41 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:19,280 we went with my uncle who is fantastic and he's a bit of an 42 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:22,240 art bath as well. But they had the live exhibition 43 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:26,480 bit on there, which one of her exhibitions was two naked people 44 00:02:26,840 --> 00:02:29,440 standing in this very narrow doorway. 45 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:30,400 Like Archway? Yeah. 46 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:32,760 Archway. So a man and a woman facing each 47 00:02:32,760 --> 00:02:37,000 other and you had to basically kind of like squeeze past them. 48 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:40,560 With approximately no more than I'd say Max 40 centimetres 49 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:42,960 between them, if that actually, I mean like if he. 50 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:44,600 Got an erection, it would have touched her. 51 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:47,520 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Real tight squeeze. 52 00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:54,280 So my uncle, I was just watching this all unfold and I was 53 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:57,320 thinking. So that the premise was that as 54 00:02:57,320 --> 00:03:01,360 part of the art, you had to walk through to get to the next part 55 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:04,840 of the exhibition, so people had to walk in between them. 56 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:11,320 And obviously it's all about confronting awkwardness and 57 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:15,760 having to kind of make yourself smaller in a way to be as least 58 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:18,520 offensive as possible. And what was really interesting 59 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:22,640 is 9 times out of 10 people face the women and not the man. 60 00:03:22,640 --> 00:03:24,600 I'd say like 19 out of 20 actually. 61 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:27,240 Yeah, 9 times out of 10. 19 out of 20. 62 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:30,120 What do you mean 19 out of 20? That's a. 63 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:32,800 Isn't that higher? No, it's relevant. 64 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:35,800 Because it's not. Is 99 out of 10 the same as 19 65 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:38,280 out of 20? Yeah, because the sample size is 66 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:40,560 the same. Wait, no, Because it's still 67 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:42,200 only like one person. Yeah. 68 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:44,480 And then it's still only like. If you had a room of like 20, 69 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:46,320 yeah. But Faya, no one ever says 19 70 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:49,240 out of 20. People say 9 times out of 10 71 00:03:49,240 --> 00:03:52,200 that's the fucking saying. Yeah, but what I'm saying is I 72 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:54,320 saw definitely more than 10 people walk through. 73 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:56,440 Yeah, well, obviously Faya, it's a figure of. 74 00:03:56,440 --> 00:03:58,400 Fucking speech. No, that's what I'm saying. 75 00:03:58,440 --> 00:03:59,960 God, you're not understanding me. 76 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:02,120 I'm on about the percentage of people. 77 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:05,240 It was actually less than that. Turn and face the man. 78 00:04:05,240 --> 00:04:06,600 That's all I'm saying. It's just less. 79 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:08,200 Yeah, but. Still doesn't make. 80 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:09,160 Sense. No, it doesn't. 81 00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:11,920 You know, because it's nine times out of 10. 82 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:15,080 If you wanted to make it relevant to A, to a closer 83 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:17,760 statistic, you would say actually I would have envisaged 84 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:22,400 it to have been 99% of people. No, because also that's the same 85 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:24,800 as 9 out of 10 by the way. 9 champs. 86 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:28,920 Yeah, but it's nine times out of 10. 19 out of 20 means. 87 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:32,080 That 19 times out of 20. It was only one person out of 88 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:36,280 20, not one person out of 10. Yes, because the sample size. 89 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:42,800 I know what you're saying, but the point is no one ever says 19 90 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:45,560 out of 20. The figure of speech is 9 times. 91 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:47,360 Out of 10 she just say what happened. 92 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:54,440 Fucking hell. So 9 times out of 10 people were 93 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:56,640 facing the woman, which I found really interesting because 94 00:04:56,640 --> 00:05:02,800 obviously people view women in the world as less offensive, 95 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:07,720 less confrontational, easier to kind of move about, manoeuvre 96 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:10,960 like that was my kind of portrayal of it anyway. 97 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:16,440 You also, if you are weird like me or just solely uncomfortable 98 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:18,120 like me, there was like a side door. 99 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:20,680 So if you didn't want to walk through these people, you didn't 100 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:22,160 have to, you could just go round the side. 101 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:25,920 So yeah, I I took a fucking sidestep round, but Freya's 102 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:31,920 uncle didn't realise that there was a side entrance or a side 103 00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:33,240 exit. Yeah, I didn't tell him. 104 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:35,840 I just watched him do it. So yeah, it was funny when you 105 00:05:35,840 --> 00:05:37,520 were like. Squeezy dude then. 106 00:05:37,560 --> 00:05:40,080 We went right then off I go. Yeah, right. 107 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:42,640 Then off I go because he's so ready to get into the next room. 108 00:05:42,640 --> 00:05:45,240 And they were like, and he, he walked towards them with so much 109 00:05:45,240 --> 00:05:47,120 gumption that they were then like, can you please take off 110 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:48,560 your bag? And he's like, oh, oh, oh, and 111 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:50,680 he's like trying to get. Past and obviously he's like in 112 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:54,120 his what, 70s and he's like he's a legend. 113 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:56,600 He's like a he's not the smallest of guys, like he's not 114 00:05:56,600 --> 00:05:58,480 a big guy, but. He's like a good. 115 00:05:58,480 --> 00:06:03,440 Size guy and he has on like 2 coats a bag so he was. 116 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:05,160 Like Morris? Wait, what? 117 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:08,120 What did the naked people do? They just stand there and not 118 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:09,320 allow. Each other so they don't. 119 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:11,480 They're not allowed to do it if. He like accidentally like if he 120 00:06:11,480 --> 00:06:13,920 accidentally like brushes like against his deck or yeah. 121 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:17,560 But that's the whole point. People were so, so funny because 122 00:06:17,560 --> 00:06:20,680 then when I went through the side bit, I go into the 123 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:23,400 exhibition room because you cop out. 124 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:25,160 And we were like, no too much enjoyment. 125 00:06:25,160 --> 00:06:26,320 But it was so funny with Scarlett. 126 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:29,200 She was like, I don't want those wispy pubes just like brushing 127 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:32,600 against me that I just think. You imagine got caught on your 128 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:33,520 jacket? Exactly. 129 00:06:33,520 --> 00:06:35,800 Like, I just think it's wildly unhygienic. 130 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:37,960 Yeah, but not the fact that she had pubes. 131 00:06:37,960 --> 00:06:40,040 It was the fact that I didn't want them touching me. 132 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:41,560 No, it's just. Disgusting. 133 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:43,960 No, it was hysterical. Imagine if you got your zip 134 00:06:43,960 --> 00:06:45,600 caught in that, in that. Oh my God. 135 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:47,600 Oh my God. And dragged her with you. 136 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:52,440 Or just RIP it out. You know, like you know and like 137 00:06:52,640 --> 00:06:55,040 you'll know over the nipple piercing when that gets caught. 138 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:56,560 Oh yeah. Imagine if she had a nipple 139 00:06:56,560 --> 00:06:58,800 piercing and then she didn't. Oh yeah, By the way, if you hear 140 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:02,800 another voice, it's Liv. It's Liv decided to bring her on 141 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:03,880 in. Bring her on is a little 142 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:06,080 Christmas present. Don't ask for anything else. 143 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:07,000 A. Christmas gift. 144 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,280 The gift that keeps on giving. But if you. 145 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:12,720 Are in London. Highly recommend going to that 146 00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:14,080 exhibition because it was amazing. 147 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:17,400 It was brilliant, fantastic. Really, really good. 148 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:21,280 Talking of fantastic exhibitions, we had our own 149 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:24,640 fantastic lesbian and queer expedition on Friday, which was 150 00:07:24,640 --> 00:07:27,080 the Christmas Lesbian Supper Club party. 151 00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:30,600 It was so good. It was a lot of fun, Yeah, it 152 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:32,280 was better than the last time, I think. 153 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:34,520 Yeah, I feel like they're just always going to keep on getting 154 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:36,040 better. Yeah, that's what I think. 155 00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:37,800 I was just. I also just think like with it 156 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:39,720 being Christmas, everyone's just in such a good. 157 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:43,320 Mitch, everyone was in a mood. But I also think like people, 158 00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:46,600 we, we are getting better as time goes on because we are 159 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:51,880 understanding more kind of what to expect, what works better, 160 00:07:51,880 --> 00:07:53,880 what doesn't work better, etcetera, etcetera. 161 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:57,080 And we feel I definitely felt a lot calmer before this one than 162 00:07:57,080 --> 00:08:00,200 I did the one before. Yeah, it's really nice for us to 163 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:04,720 be able to genuinely speak to people who listen to us, who 164 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:07,840 have had their input like over the time, and they have followed 165 00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:10,040 us since like day one, or even if they're just following us 166 00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:13,800 like right now. But it's nice to connect in that 167 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:16,400 way because I feel like in the age that we are with social 168 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:21,040 media, everything is so just photos and videos, photos and 169 00:08:21,040 --> 00:08:24,120 videos and captions. And there's no actual genuine 170 00:08:24,320 --> 00:08:26,280 conversation. Like it's not even the same as 171 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:29,160 GM, It's not the same. So it is great to be able to 172 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:32,799 hear that first hand. And again, fucking beautiful 173 00:08:32,799 --> 00:08:34,440 group. Stunning. 174 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:37,159 Also, what about the two women who came on their first date? 175 00:08:37,159 --> 00:08:38,799 The two women that came. That was amazing. 176 00:08:39,080 --> 00:08:42,240 That was so good. Yeah, I got fucking hate crime, 177 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:43,200 someone said. I was short. 178 00:08:43,799 --> 00:08:44,800 She looked at me and she was like. 179 00:08:44,800 --> 00:08:46,920 That's not a hate crime. That is a hate crime. 180 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:50,880 She looked at me and she said thought you'd be a lot taller. 181 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:52,960 And I was like, in what fucking world? 182 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:55,160 I thought my ex said to me when she first met me. 183 00:08:55,280 --> 00:08:59,440 Also, why are people behaving? Why are people? 184 00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:02,960 Pointed to the tattoo. Like I'm 5 foot fucking one, 185 00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:04,640 yeah. 'Cause you, I mean, I love to 186 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:07,800 rinse you for the fact that you aren't you are not the. 187 00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:09,360 Height of my attention, if that's what you want. 188 00:09:09,360 --> 00:09:10,720 You're not short, but you're not. 189 00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:12,320 You're not. The height that you envisage 190 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:14,200 yourself to be, but you're not sure. 191 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:17,640 Are any of us? Yeah, actually, because I 192 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:19,400 imagine myself to be about 6 foot 5. 193 00:09:19,920 --> 00:09:23,320 I envisage myself to be about 5-10 and that's what I am for. 194 00:09:23,360 --> 00:09:24,640 You. Yeah, it wouldn't be really 195 00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:26,200 nice. When I first met MM Hmm. 196 00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:28,200 Your ex. Just say your ex. 197 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:30,440 When she got off the train obviously gave her a hug and 198 00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:33,840 stuff and we walked into all the taxi and just like looked at me 199 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:35,960 and went thought you'd be. Taller. 200 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:38,320 Isn't she short? Yeah, yeah. 201 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:42,120 But also she said that to instantly gain some control but. 202 00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:44,640 I was just like. Gaining up a hand straight away 203 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:46,720 make you question yourself blah blah blah. 204 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:48,760 Blah, you're a lot taller than I thought you were going to be. 205 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:51,000 You know, you're, you're exactly. 206 00:09:51,040 --> 00:09:52,720 Actually, yeah. When I saw you on social media, 207 00:09:52,720 --> 00:09:55,240 I thought you'd be like, small. Yeah, like 5-4. 208 00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:56,240 Really. Yeah. 209 00:09:56,680 --> 00:09:57,600 Legit. Yeah. 210 00:09:57,680 --> 00:09:59,400 Yeah. Thank fuck I'm not. 211 00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:05,640 I know, Can you imagine how embarrassing I'm joking I but no 212 00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:07,440 shout out. Shout out to AG. 213 00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:11,120 No, but shout out an apology to be as well who mentioned on one 214 00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:14,520 of the episodes previously because she didn't laugh the 215 00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:17,600 whole night. She actually didn't laugh like 216 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:20,040 she no, she did. She didn't do her laugh. 217 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:22,400 Do I laugh though? Oh. 218 00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:25,440 And I genuinely think I've given her a comment. 219 00:10:25,440 --> 00:10:27,880 It was funny when someone came up to her at the bar when I was 220 00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:30,400 with her and was like, are you the laughing one? 221 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:32,120 And she was like, no, it's not me. 222 00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:34,160 And I was like, be you're literally the only ginger in the 223 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:37,440 roommate. We told everyone you'd be a 224 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:39,920 ginger. Sadly for you, there's no other 225 00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:42,720 gingers here. Everyone knows it's you, so you 226 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:44,560 can't deny. It pull out for more gingers to 227 00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:46,680 come to the YEAH Supper club so she doesn't feel alone. 228 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:48,400 She's so fucking funny. She's. 229 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:51,840 So funny it is She's she actually has me like creasing 230 00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:53,520 like she's really. He's a catch. 231 00:10:53,680 --> 00:10:57,120 Beer is a catch, Yeah. She shovelled so many baby 232 00:10:57,120 --> 00:10:59,280 guinnesses down my throat, thank God. 233 00:10:59,480 --> 00:11:01,680 She always buys me drinks and I love that about. 234 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:06,720 Oh no, I feel bad. No, I told her that I'm going to 235 00:11:06,720 --> 00:11:09,520 Paypala. Yeah, we've got to actually, I 236 00:11:09,560 --> 00:11:14,440 want to talk about us being late to the game of watching the new 237 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:16,520 season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. 238 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:19,880 I forgot how much I fucking love this show. 239 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:24,120 I fucking and the whole storyline of Chrishell and G 240 00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:27,560 Flip 2.0 with Carl Richards. And Morgan Wade. 241 00:11:27,560 --> 00:11:32,240 And Morgan Wade is fantastic to watch on the new season. 242 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:37,720 So for any of you queers who have never watched Real House of 243 00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:40,960 Beverly Hills, it is the straightest ever version of the 244 00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:44,200 L Word you will ever get, but at the same time somehow still 245 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:47,280 iconic. Yes, A&B. 246 00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:50,000 They're for the first time in the whole actually, not the 247 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,000 first time the second time, but the first time. 248 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,640 Was really problematic. As well though. 249 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:59,080 Second time of the whole series. That's like Got how many fucking 250 00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:00,440 seasons now? 9. 251 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,400 Well, night. Season 13 though, Wow. 252 00:12:02,440 --> 00:12:04,160 Yeah, OK. It's churning them out. 253 00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:08,200 Long time I've been a long time. There's a there's a lesbian 254 00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:11,400 story evolving between Carl Richards and Morgan Wade which 255 00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:14,280 we have posted a couple of times about previously on social 256 00:12:14,280 --> 00:12:19,040 media, which obviously has been denied by the couple or the the 257 00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:22,560 duo in question. It's literally like the poking 258 00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:26,320 obvious when you watch it. It is their bullshitting. 259 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:28,480 It's literally like the Pope denying it is Catholic. 260 00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:32,080 Like it is so fucking obvious. Like what she. 261 00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:33,600 What do you mean they've done a live she? 262 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:37,760 Went and got a name tattooed on her so that. 263 00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:40,200 Big day. Ever do that? 264 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:44,720 Kyle, when she's on FaceTime to her is like a giddy fucking 265 00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:46,320 child. We've all been there. 266 00:12:46,520 --> 00:12:49,160 So yeah, tuning to Real Housewives Beverly Hills, we're 267 00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:51,240 not sponsored to say this. I fucking wish. 268 00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:52,560 We. Were, yeah, but I hate you. 269 00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:57,640 I think The thing is, is that I know that there's. 270 00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:00,920 OK, let me tell you what I think is going to happen. 271 00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:04,080 So the second part of the season hasn't yet come out, OK? 272 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:07,680 There's also been nil on the streets about Harry Morgan. 273 00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:09,320 Wait, like nothing has been said? 274 00:13:09,640 --> 00:13:11,680 Let me tell you, it's gone quiet, hasn't it? 275 00:13:11,680 --> 00:13:16,200 Why cease and desist, baby? No, because, hey, you like all 276 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:19,120 of the platforms that they're streaming on and like their main 277 00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:22,480 one with Bravo. I bet you anything they've given 278 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:28,920 her so much fucking money to announce it on the show and to 279 00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:31,720 keep it fucking Sturm. She needs that now because we 280 00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:33,080 all know the divorce is going through. 281 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:36,040 Yeah, between her and Mauricio. And he seems like the type of 282 00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:40,720 fucker to have a prenup. AB even if not, yes, you'll get 283 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:44,600 50%, but I think she'll have to agree to keep the whole biz to 284 00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:46,840 allow him to keep the whole business because yeah, that 285 00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:49,480 business is him and. It's still going take she can't 286 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:50,160 take that away. No. 287 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:54,000 So I'm really interested because I have this is my theory. 288 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:56,320 That's an interesting theory. Interesting 1. 289 00:13:56,320 --> 00:14:00,320 I don't, I don't know. Another theory, apparently 290 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:04,400 Sandra Bullock has a lesbian invite only bar in New York and 291 00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:06,560 Taylor Swift has just been seen leaving it fucking. 292 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:09,960 I have never wanted to go to anything more in my whole entire 293 00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:11,360 life. I'm going to hang outside of 294 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:13,000 there like a bad, but I'm going to have to. 295 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,320 Scale the walls and just climb. There. 296 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:18,760 How do you think that would ever work for you? 297 00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:20,720 I just don't know, but it's worth a shot, you know what I 298 00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:22,640 mean? I'm not exactly an invite, am I? 299 00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:25,200 You never know I'm putting out there for 2024. 300 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:27,320 I'm man of Sandra Bullock. It's my Christmas wish. 301 00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:30,080 Yeah, this is my Christmas wish, okay? 302 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:35,160 Sandra Bullock hand delivering me an invite to her A list 303 00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:39,760 lesbian queer exclusive sex party. 304 00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:42,800 Oh, I just. Love to know who else is that? 305 00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:45,360 You walk in the majority. Gavitz is in there. 306 00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:48,600 Shalise Theron, Taylor Swift, Angelina Jolie. 307 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,040 Angelina Jolie. Nicole Kidman, Cole. 308 00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:53,560 Kidman. Yeah, Who else? 309 00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:56,160 Rihanna. Even though Reese Witherspoon. 310 00:14:56,600 --> 00:15:00,360 Reese Witherspoon. Oh my God, with just Cameron 311 00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:02,360 Diaz. Cameron Diaz for sure. 312 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,480 She Cameron Diaz is licking purse. 313 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:08,080 No one can tell me otherwise. I don't think Beyoncé would be 314 00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:09,240 that, no. I don't want. 315 00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:11,360 You know what? I don't fancy Stray. 316 00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:12,840 No, I don't fancy. I'm not. 317 00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:16,200 She's an icon but never have had the scissor. 318 00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:20,280 Say scissor scissor. I mean Kelan. 319 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:23,320 So The thing is right is that Kelani is so obviously gay they 320 00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:25,600 almost couldn't invite her because then it makes it look 321 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:27,160 even more obvious when she leaves. 322 00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:29,880 What do you mean? Like, as in like, if Kelani is 323 00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:32,360 seen leaving a place, they're going to assume, oh, this might 324 00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:36,320 be gay. Yeah, but everyone thinks Taylor 325 00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:37,560 Swift's. Oh, yeah, true. 326 00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:39,520 She definitely is that. She's fruity. 327 00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:42,400 Kalani is a bit though. So this is a yeah, let's just, 328 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,840 we'll have them all in there. Jodie Comer. 329 00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:47,960 Oh, it would just. Oh my God. 330 00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:50,240 Especially Jodie Comer because she's been doing prima facie in 331 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:50,760 New York. Oh. 332 00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:53,800 My God, Can you imagine? Jodie, she's, she's there. 333 00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:55,680 She's sure. Jodie Comer and Taylor Swift 334 00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:58,240 getting it on. Oh, my days, I'd be. 335 00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:00,080 I would. I don't know what I'd do with 336 00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:02,280 myself. I don't fancy Taylor Swift. 337 00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:05,360 I don't. I'd I, it would be I really. 338 00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:07,400 Yeah. It would be iconic, wouldn't? 339 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,440 It. Oh yeah, of course. 340 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:09,760 You wouldn't you? But she doesn't really. 341 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:12,040 Do anything for me? Oh no, she she does something 342 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:12,960 for. Me, there's something. 343 00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:14,200 I know what it is. Freya. 344 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:19,040 She sings country music. Yeah, baby, lap them doors and 345 00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:22,640 turn them lights down low I've. Never heard Taylor Swift sing 346 00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:24,800 that. Baby that's her song. 347 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:27,880 Baby, that's not it, is her. No, it's not. 348 00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:30,120 Baby like them doors and that's her song. 349 00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:31,000 No, it's. Not. 350 00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:33,080 It is. She's just a tenner baby. 351 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:37,680 Like them doors? So strange. 352 00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:44,560 Talking of iconic women, we went to the G Spot event yesterday, 353 00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:47,680 so you'll be hearing this ten days after we've already posted 354 00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:51,840 on social media that we were in the same, well within half a 355 00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:53,760 mile of Gillian Anderson actually. 356 00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:56,120 Not half a mile, but. What I'm saying is even if we 357 00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:58,040 were within half a mile, that's impressive. 358 00:16:58,160 --> 00:17:01,240 And yeah, we were she less than centimetres from her. 359 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:03,920 She is wonderful, touching her at one point, yeah. 360 00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:07,440 She put her on my waist. And I put my arm around her 361 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:10,480 shoulder and I said, oh, it's Gillian sandwich. 362 00:17:10,839 --> 00:17:12,680 She just. And she didn't react. 363 00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:15,960 To that didn't need to, but. You did say one thing that was 364 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:19,160 very good fun from you that me and Liv were impressed. 365 00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:21,319 Well, because it could have been a soak in my big could. 366 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:26,000 Have no it could have flopped. But just to preface this is this 367 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,920 was an event for like women's well-being and it's with an 368 00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:31,800 incredible charity. Their whole main purpose is 369 00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:34,400 exposure to women's Wellness and pleasure. 370 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:38,200 And so there was a massive board in one of the rooms where you 371 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:41,600 were supposed to draw and write just things that are positive 372 00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:44,480 about your body. Vaginas, tits, the lot. 373 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:45,960 It's like. Affirmations to your body 374 00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:48,680 wasn't. Yeah, so we get in there and 375 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:52,920 Gillian is drawing a vagina on the wall, which honestly is my 376 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:55,200 favourite sentence I've ever said in my fucking life. 377 00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:59,200 She's there drawing away and then I'm like, I'm going to draw 378 00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:00,880 a vagina. So now I get next to Gillian. 379 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,800 Freya bends down literally next to her. 380 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:05,040 Literally next she couldn't. Have gone anywhere by the way, 381 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:13,040 just just for visuals, this board is about 12 foot no more 382 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:15,360 Yeah, about 12 I. Don't even really think about it 383 00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:18,080 if I'm honest with you 12. Foot by 10 foot high and Freya 384 00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:20,560 placed herself 1 foot from Gillian Anderson. 385 00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:25,880 She was thinking, Oh no fucking. Crazy. 386 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,640 Yeah. Is this crazy drawing a fucking 387 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:31,120 massive clit next to me? Jesus Christ. 388 00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:35,600 So then I started drawing a vagina next to her and then she 389 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:38,360 was like jokingly like. Covering looked over and saw 390 00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:40,880 that you were sitting during the same 1, so she like positioned 391 00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:44,600 her body to cover her vagina and was like don't copy my vagina. 392 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:48,120 And then, then, and then I said, Oh, no, I, I. 393 00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:49,760 You were like I don't need to copy. 394 00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:52,160 Yeah, I said, I said I don't need to copy your vagina. 395 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:53,960 I said, well, my at least mine has a clip. 396 00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:56,920 What has your No, you didn't you look, doesn't you went like you 397 00:18:56,920 --> 00:18:58,800 were like? More importantly, why doesn't 398 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:03,160 your vagina have a clip And she. Looked at it and went actually, 399 00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:05,520 and then and then Freya was like, what does that say about 400 00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:06,680 you? And she looked at her own 401 00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:09,760 drawing and went, what does that say about it? 402 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:10,720 She was like. What does? 403 00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:13,800 What does that mean? And she did find it funny. 404 00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:17,000 You've got a laugh, Yes. And that was. 405 00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:18,720 Very proud moment. Everything. 406 00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:20,800 I've never felt happier in myself. 407 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:24,040 I was so proud, Liv. Had the PR crisis comms in her 408 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:26,920 back pocket, knowing that it could have gone one or two ways 409 00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:28,680 where Freya was concerned. Yeah. 410 00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:31,360 I thought I could have been receiving an harassment order 411 00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:34,720 the next day. But you don't have nice funny 412 00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:36,360 flaps. Does yours look like? 413 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:43,040 Now draw your tick. Sorry, move out my way. 414 00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:45,160 I want to take a photo, take it home with me. 415 00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:48,880 No, you did. You did well. 416 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:51,080 No, she is really lovely. And you know, what it is about 417 00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:55,360 Gillian is that she's such a, she's such an icon and so 418 00:19:55,360 --> 00:20:00,320 genuine and so actually quite like not timid, but she's very 419 00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:01,600 humble. Like she's just very. 420 00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:06,880 So for me, actually meeting her, I was like, I really respect. 421 00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:11,160 You, like you, are very empowered woman for sure. 422 00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:16,840 One thing it did do for me was realise I've very much do have 423 00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:19,880 my own version of Gillian Anderson in real life, which is 424 00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:22,440 Louisa what? We've got our own Gillian 425 00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:23,520 because. Louisa. 426 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:27,000 We, I don't, it wasn't, I don't know what it is because 427 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,200 obviously I've never been in the presence of this person before. 428 00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:31,880 We've spoken on this podcast before about Louisa, who we 429 00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:37,640 love, and there was something about watching Gillian obviously 430 00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:42,160 in a space that is her own and advocate for something and isn't 431 00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:45,080 playing, that isn't playing a character and isn't on screen. 432 00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:49,080 And I was just looking at her and listening to her speak, and 433 00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:53,600 I was like, wow, you sound and act exactly like Louisa. 434 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:57,480 Like, it was really weird to me. Like the way that they talk, the 435 00:20:57,800 --> 00:21:01,440 way that they move, I don't think they look alike, but there 436 00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:03,800 was the energy was like exactly the same. 437 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:08,360 So I didn't feel sad walking away because I thought I've got 438 00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:09,760 my own Gillian. Do you know what? 439 00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:10,640 Thank. You, Louise, She's. 440 00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:13,400 So tiny. She's so tiny. 441 00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:16,320 And she also went for a drink afterwards with Rhiannon and our 442 00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:19,480 friend and I was like, because she's just so small in person, 443 00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:20,600 you just never really know, she says. 444 00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:22,920 Yeah, it's the same with all the other actors. 445 00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:24,720 They've got to fit inside the TV. 446 00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:32,920 So in an attempt to not talk about something mildly too 447 00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:36,560 topical slash depressing, obviously we do that and always 448 00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:39,280 put a sick and twisted spin on it, but we really are trying to 449 00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:42,440 keep this one light. For Christmas we have decided to 450 00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:50,880 take the arealme.com AM IA lesbian quiz, so we are going 451 00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:52,200 to. Comes back, we're straight. 452 00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:54,840 Yeah. We are going to answer it as a 453 00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:56,640 group. So I'm going to read out the 454 00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:59,560 question and read out the answer options. 455 00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:03,400 We will agree on an answer and then we will get our overall 456 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:08,520 score, score at the end. So first question, are we ready? 457 00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:11,560 Yeah. Have you ever watched a movie 458 00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:14,080 slash TV series just because there are lesbians? 459 00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:14,680 Yes. Yeah. 460 00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:16,400 So it's. Yes. 461 00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:19,000 Exclamation mark. Yes, but it's only because they 462 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,040 look so pretty. Exclamation mark. 463 00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:23,800 No, that's not what I'm looking for. 464 00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:26,920 Exclamation mark. Yes, exclamation mark. 465 00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:29,880 Great. Do you admire any female 466 00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:32,640 characters in the movies? Slash novels? 467 00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:33,760 Yes. A lot. 468 00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:35,360 Yes. Just one or two? 469 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:36,520 No. Yes, a lot. 470 00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:43,120 Are most of your friends female, including those who identify as 471 00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:45,280 females? Yes, all of them are females. 472 00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:48,800 Yes, all of them are females. Not that many, maybe over 50%. 473 00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:51,680 Not really. I think basically all are 474 00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:52,960 females aren't there. Yeah, pretty much. 475 00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:56,200 We have like a few guys, but if you were to like look at them 476 00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:57,520 all in a room, it's majority women. 477 00:22:57,520 --> 00:23:00,200 Yeah, yeah. Do you enjoy reading lesbian 478 00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:01,240 love stories? Yes. 479 00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:04,000 I love those stories so much. I don't mind if it's about 480 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,080 lesbian love. I will enjoy it as long as it's 481 00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:08,680 a good story. No, I'm just thinking about and 482 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:12,440 it already makes me feel weird. I mean, I don't. 483 00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:15,160 Read I was going to say I don't think back in the day I did used 484 00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:17,440 to like search. Oh my God. 485 00:23:18,360 --> 00:23:19,600 Yes, I actually. Did do that. 486 00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:23,040 So you know, times are tough when like you couldn't access 487 00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:25,400 anything naughty, so you'd have to like, read a book of some 488 00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:26,600 sort. Terrible. 489 00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:29,320 It's like going back into the fucking dark ages. 490 00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:32,800 Oh my God, this these questions are so funny, but they are 491 00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:34,120 relevant because we've all done it. 492 00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:37,960 Will you somehow think about your female BFF all the time 493 00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:40,400 when you are dating a guy? Yes. 494 00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,960 Yes, but the answer is what's kidding me? 495 00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:47,280 Yes, how do you know actually think of a constantly makes me 496 00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:50,800 feel secure Yes, now and then and that's really confusing to 497 00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:53,120 me. No, why would I do that? 498 00:23:53,120 --> 00:23:55,440 Question mark Top one. The top one. 499 00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:58,320 Yeah. Have you ever kissed a woman 500 00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:02,360 before? Yes, and I blushed, but it was a 501 00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:04,840 friendly kiss. No, never. 502 00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:06,840 I like the tone she's reading the question. 503 00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:08,280 Yes. And I blushed. 504 00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:09,800 That, yeah. Heavy blush. 505 00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:12,000 Heavy blush, I don't think any flush going back. 506 00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:15,720 Going back to the start of this episode about our Sandra Bullock 507 00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:19,440 sex room, think of your 3 favourite movie stars. 508 00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:22,080 Answer. All of them are women. 509 00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:24,680 Two of them are women, one is women. 510 00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:28,040 They are all men. One of them are one is women. 511 00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:29,600 Oh my God, I feel sorry for them. 512 00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:31,360 Who? I feel sorry for a person that 513 00:24:31,360 --> 00:24:32,840 thinks of celebrities and thinks of men. 514 00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:33,920 I know. Oh. 515 00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:37,120 This one's quite funny. What a waste this is. 516 00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:39,200 This is where these quizzes are bad, right? 517 00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:42,680 Because this one. Which statement describes you 518 00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:44,600 best? I would not leave the house 519 00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:48,040 without makeup on. I wear makeup most days, but not 520 00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:50,400 to run errands or hang around the house. 521 00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:54,040 I wear makeup when I socialise. I rarely wear makeup. 522 00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:57,400 I don't own any makeup. So what they're saying in this 523 00:24:57,400 --> 00:25:00,920 question is if you've been if you are a hyperfem, lesbian or 524 00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:03,240 bisexual. You don't have a sexual person 525 00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:05,320 you. Couldn't be gay if you are 526 00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:08,160 really femme. Well, mine is like, I don't wear 527 00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:10,560 it everyday, but I wear it when I kind of need to. 528 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,160 Yeah, I. Wear it when I'm going 529 00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:14,600 somewhere. So basically I wear makeup when 530 00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:17,800 I socialise. Have you ever had a romantic 531 00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:21,080 rush on a woman? Yes, and it took me over a year 532 00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:25,960 to get over it it. Really is a It is a woman that 533 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,000 wrote this though. Like yes, but only when we were 534 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,320 together. No, I can't remember feeling 535 00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:32,120 that way. Yes, obviously it's. 536 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:34,200 Over it, yeah. Actually. 537 00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:36,200 I'm still I. Don't think it's ever taken me a 538 00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:40,960 year, but do you find yourself more comfortable with your LGBTQ 539 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,560 friends? Yes, always. 540 00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:44,080 They are amazing. Yes. 541 00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:48,320 Sometimes I don't think so. Yes, obviously, they're amazing. 542 00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:49,840 How many questions are in this question? 543 00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:52,160 No, that's amazing. A full psychoanalysis. 544 00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:53,120 Isn't it? It is, yeah. 545 00:25:53,360 --> 00:25:55,240 You'd pay good money for this if you were sat in a room with 546 00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:56,960 someone. Would you? 547 00:25:56,960 --> 00:26:00,760 What would you do if a really hot girl started flirting with 548 00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:03,000 you? Flirt back and ask for a number. 549 00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:07,520 I might blush and act clumsy, but deep inside I'm flattered. 550 00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:11,280 Smile awkwardly whether I'm enjoying it or not. 551 00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:14,800 No Smile awkwardly, unsure whether I'm enjoying it or not. 552 00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:17,640 Not ones Leo. I'd flirt, and I mean obviously 553 00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:20,200 if I'm single, yeah, flirt back, yeah, yeah, for. 554 00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:22,160 Sure, Oh sure. Oh, sure. 555 00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:23,920 Oh. My God this is so funny. 556 00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:28,600 What celebrity best describes your fashion style? 557 00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:36,160 Like she was saying last night at the pub, how much hatred I 558 00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:38,160 have. Ellen DeGeneres. 559 00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:42,320 I fucking hate her. Because Rihanna Rhiannon hates 560 00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:42,720 her as well. We. 561 00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:45,400 Just don't like her. No crazy, we don't claim her. 562 00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:50,120 No, she's not welcome. So Kristen Stewart, Eva Green, 563 00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:53,200 Evan Rachel Wood. Fucking. 564 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:57,400 Her Ariana Grande, Elliott Page, Taylor Swift. 565 00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:01,440 Why? Why Elliot? 566 00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:03,640 Yeah. Well, at least they haven't dead 567 00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:05,640 named Elliot. Yeah, but also, Elliot's a 568 00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:08,080 fucking man. Let's not bring Elliot Paige 569 00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:10,320 into the mix. Wait, hold on. 570 00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:13,160 Taylor Swift 1 I'm. Never. 571 00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:14,760 You don't dress. Jeans in a nice top. 572 00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:18,240 It's like, I don't know, I mean. All three of us certainly do not 573 00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:20,880 dress like Ariana Grande. I'm gonna have to say Kristen 574 00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:22,520 Stewart. Yeah. 575 00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:25,920 Well, she's the closest. It's like more suits, yeah. 576 00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:28,920 Also does the casual jeans T-shirt vibe a lot? 577 00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:32,200 Caps Yeah. OK, we're going, Kristen. 578 00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:34,160 She's quite cool out there. Oh hang on. 579 00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:39,960 Right, so we are 91.67% lesbian, is that? 580 00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:41,240 Because we wear makeup on occasion. 581 00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:47,280 Yes, and we are 8.33% bisexual interest just because we wear 582 00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:50,400 makeup. So we could be tempted by a man. 583 00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:52,960 Exactly. Well. 584 00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:55,600 That was insightful. That was riveting. 585 00:27:55,600 --> 00:28:00,400 I'm not, I'm not sad that I didn't get 100% because 586 00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:03,640 obviously it's all to do with the make up situation, which is 587 00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:07,240 a load of fucking bollocks. We've just asked you ad hoc to 588 00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:09,520 send in some questions. Can you tell that we've actually 589 00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:12,440 just been consecutive? Well, I've for sure have 590 00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:14,920 actually just been consecutive consecutively. 591 00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:20,480 Consecutively. Consecutively pissed for the 592 00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:24,560 last 7 days and I'm usually the topic creator. 593 00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:29,360 And because I have been pissed for the last 7 days and also 594 00:28:29,360 --> 00:28:32,760 lost my phone where I usually store the topics that today 595 00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:34,960 we've been absolutely fucked for a topic because Frey and 596 00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:36,720 everything. No, we're actually fucked for a 597 00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:38,920 topic because we wanted to talk about something positive and 598 00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:42,360 actually what topics are just. Depressing, depressing. 599 00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:43,400 So I. Feel like we need a drink to 600 00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:44,880 bring ourselves back to life or something. 601 00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:49,000 On top of this. Merry Christmas. 602 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:52,960 Merry Christmas. Yeah, keep drinking, guys. 603 00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:57,720 Keep having fun. So in an attempt to spice this 604 00:28:57,720 --> 00:29:00,400 up, we've asked you to send some Rd questions and some of you 605 00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:04,080 have already come forward. Pick your dream lesbian guests 606 00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:08,320 for Christmas dinner, OK? So should we do it as like us 607 00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:10,320 three at dinner and then we've got some additional? 608 00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:12,640 Guests. Yeah, OK, so they said. 609 00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:16,120 Lesbian guest. So yes, dream lesbian guests for 610 00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:18,320 Christmas dinner be. Like someone who's not a lesbian 611 00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:21,080 but probably is. No, I it needs to be lesbians, 612 00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:22,080 OK? Or yeah. 613 00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:25,880 Or if we think or if we have 90% sure that they're fruity. 614 00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:28,120 So Sarah Paulson for sure. Oh, for sure. 615 00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:30,240 Kate McKinnon. She's fucking hilarious. 616 00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:31,760 Ellen DeGeneres. Ellen. 617 00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:34,000 DeGeneres just so we can fucking lob a Turkey. 618 00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:36,120 I would. Love. 619 00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:38,640 She's the Do you know what? I'd make Ellen DeGeneres the 620 00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:39,640 Turkey. Joe, what? 621 00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:42,680 I would actually really rate Rosie O'Donnell at a Christmas 622 00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:44,760 party. Yeah, because I think love my 623 00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:46,360 softly funny. Yeah, so do I. 624 00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:49,560 Who else? Cate Blanchett, obviously. 625 00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:52,880 Oh my. I'd get her to re enact Carol. 626 00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:55,360 I'd get her to dress up as Carol and pretend she's Carol The. 627 00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:56,840 Whole you know what? I'd be the glove. 628 00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:03,280 You come down just dressed as a glove. 629 00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:06,680 Yeah. Who else Stuff? 630 00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:08,760 Your hand in me, baby. Trying to they have to be 631 00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:10,760 lesbians. Well, all like ones that we 632 00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:13,040 think are fruity. Jodie Coma? 633 00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:15,520 Because I think not. She have a good time. 634 00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:17,320 Fruity, but she's got good crack. 635 00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:18,640 You can tell. Liverpool crack. 636 00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:20,360 Yeah, she's going to be scarcer. She's. 637 00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:22,800 Got to have good crack, you know she fucks hard with a roast 638 00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:25,760 potato and I'd love to show off my cooking skills to Jodie. 639 00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:28,920 I bet she fucking loves a Yorkshire pudding. 640 00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:30,560 Yeah. How much gravy do you reckon? 641 00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:32,000 Haley Ki OK. Quite a lot. 642 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:33,920 Oh, I'd love Haley Ki. Yeah, obviously. 643 00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:36,120 Like she's. And I also feel like Hayley 644 00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:38,200 Kiyoko could cook. Help cook, Yeah. 645 00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:40,920 Oh yeah, for sure. And obviously I need to be 646 00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:43,320 thinking about that. Fletcher and Miley need to come 647 00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:44,360 together. Miley. 648 00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:46,480 Cyrus. Yeah, but they both need to come 649 00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:48,960 together. No, because I want Miley. 650 00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:51,160 I don't. Know it's kind of Fletcher, no, 651 00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:52,680 but. Oh, we'd have to have some of 652 00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:55,560 the football Jans, Katie McCabe, Leah Williamson. 653 00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:56,840 This would be the best party ever. 654 00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:58,520 Yeah, I feel like they would get. 655 00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:00,360 Piss. Yeah, that's what I mean. 656 00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:02,760 They're bringing another level. Obviously, our bisexual queen 657 00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:06,080 Angelina. Imagine like Katie McCabe sat 658 00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:08,120 next to Cate Blanchett. Do you know what? 659 00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:11,120 And then, and then everyone sat down and Ellen comes in dancing 660 00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:13,320 and everyone lobs a bit of food at her. 661 00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:16,000 No, because I wouldn't want to waste my food. 662 00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:18,960 Oh yeah, what my lovely Brussels sprout. 663 00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:21,040 No, because you'd make the Brussels sprouts nice, and I 664 00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:22,920 know you would. Oh, thank you, darling. 665 00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:26,440 I'd lob like, I don't know. Sand the lover. 666 00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:30,200 I'd probably bring a sand in of you to Chuck a sandal I had. 667 00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:34,040 Got to. Stay on brand, got to stay on 668 00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:37,080 brand. Most underrated activity in bed. 669 00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:40,520 Scissoring. Think it's underrated? 670 00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:44,120 No, Let me tell you why so many people say that's not even a 671 00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:45,200 thing, and they don't even do it. 672 00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:47,440 No. Oh, underrated. 673 00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:49,000 Yeah, sorry I was thinking overrated. 674 00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:50,760 It's definitely underrated. It's. 675 00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:53,680 Surely underrated so many people say that it's like false. 676 00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:56,960 Yeah, when people are like that doesn't happen. 677 00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:58,400 It does fucking. Do it. 678 00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:01,160 It's good. Bitch, OK, I play rock paper 679 00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:03,920 scissor all day long. I'm just the rock. 680 00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:07,160 I'm the flat paper. Fuck off. 681 00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:13,240 I'm not going to lie, quiz your questions so far pretty fucking 682 00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:17,240 boring. So now we'll keep checking, but 683 00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:19,800 so far, fucking hell, you look tired. 684 00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:21,200 Because Christmas has come round do. 685 00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:23,120 You know what? That's how I feel right now 686 00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:25,120 though. I was actually thinking when we 687 00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:26,600 said ask us your own huge question. 688 00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:27,760 I don't know what I would send in. 689 00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:29,360 I think you'd find something to send. 690 00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:31,040 In I'd be like what's your favourite? 691 00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:34,360 What's the favourite vagina? I'd ask something being like was 692 00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:36,280 your best. Fuck Scarlet. 693 00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:38,480 Or Oh my God. That looks good. 694 00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:41,400 Like stuff like that. So we're not going through that. 695 00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:44,960 Here's some ideas for last time going through what again going. 696 00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:47,000 Through what? Scarlett is the best fuck. 697 00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:49,040 Yeah, there's never been any controversy about that. 698 00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:51,000 It's no sense. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 699 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,440 I'm not saying about that. I'm just saying we're not doing 700 00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:56,680 questions like that again. Last time it ended in tears. 701 00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:58,920 True, it did. Right. 702 00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:03,520 So Liv has found us a would you rather set of questions from a 703 00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:06,200 fucking pre populated Google machine because you lot can't be 704 00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:08,800 trusted. But they're disturbing. 705 00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:09,680 Would you are? They're sorry. 706 00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:11,720 No. Freya's eyes have lip. 707 00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:14,120 Beaming. OK, Scarlett, Are you ready? 708 00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:16,440 Yes, let Freya go 1st and then I'll go. 709 00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:20,720 Question one would you rather watch your parents have sex 710 00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:24,160 every day for the rest of your life or join in wants to make 711 00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:24,680 it? Stop. 712 00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:32,400 Oh my God, I would watch it again for the rest of my life as 713 00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:34,800 long as I could make myself fucking blind. 714 00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:38,000 No, you can't. That's not part of the question. 715 00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:43,120 I'm categorically I'm categorically not joining in 716 00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:44,920 you. Just have to watch the rest of 717 00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:45,960 your life, wouldn't you? But. 718 00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:50,520 Not one more sort of my body that would survive. 719 00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:53,280 After that, all of my blood cells would just give up. 720 00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:56,800 No, I'd have to. Ohh, I'd have to watch it. 721 00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:58,760 Would have to be. What about it I know. 722 00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:02,480 You couldn't get involved. No, no, absolutely. 723 00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:04,400 What would you do? Would you get involved? 724 00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:06,360 No, I'd watch. I'd have to watch. 725 00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:10,159 I'd have. Yeah, but I feel like if you 726 00:34:10,159 --> 00:34:12,239 watch it enough times, you know, it might just become a bit 727 00:34:12,239 --> 00:34:14,120 desensitised. Well this is the thing my mum 728 00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:17,679 talks about her sex life all the time so I'm almost desensitised 729 00:34:17,679 --> 00:34:19,920 anyway. But if you joined in, that means 730 00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:22,880 you tasted your mum and your dad. 731 00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:25,360 No stop Freya, stop live. Next question. 732 00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:31,719 OK, Sophia, would you rather poo your pants every time someone 733 00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:36,320 said your name or have maggots come out your nose every time 734 00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:41,120 you sneezed? It's fucking horrible. 735 00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:44,320 Oh. You'll be OK. 736 00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:46,520 I would just tell everyone to like not call me by my name 737 00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:48,159 anymore. Well, I was going to say I 738 00:34:48,159 --> 00:34:50,239 choose the poo myself one. Let me tell you why you. 739 00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:52,560 Can't do loopholes of a. Would you rather? 740 00:34:52,639 --> 00:34:55,520 Yeah. But you guys all do call me 741 00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:59,840 fucking Scaz Candy like no one's actually calling me Scarlett. 742 00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:04,320 So if we're talking strictly within the rules, I would kind 743 00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:08,560 of be safe anyway and having maggots come out of my nose 744 00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:10,800 would. Can you imagine traumatization? 745 00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:16,240 I would just wear a big like nappy thing and accept that on 746 00:35:16,240 --> 00:35:19,040 the odd occasion I may shit my pants. 747 00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:24,360 Fair enough. So I also though. 748 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,520 Shit their pants anyway so it'd be fine. 749 00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:27,960 No, I don't. I would literally go up to you. 750 00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:30,480 Like if you ever annoyed me though and I'd just go Scarlett. 751 00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:35,040 That would be so funny. OK, prayer. 752 00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:41,760 Would you rather Oh yeah, peel off all the scabs of a hobo? 753 00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:46,520 Oh, or suck on socks that are full of feet sweat. 754 00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:49,400 Suck on them. OK? 755 00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:52,960 Oh my God, this is so bad. And I was like, what? 756 00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:55,160 I'd rather do something with my hands because at least it's not 757 00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:57,600 going into my mouth. I have to pick the scabs. 758 00:35:57,600 --> 00:35:59,280 What was the second? I heard the hobo bit. 759 00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:02,440 What was the second bit? Suck on a pair of socks filled 760 00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:03,640 with feet. Spat. 761 00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:05,720 I couldn't do that. Oh, no. 762 00:36:05,720 --> 00:36:09,040 But I'm sorry, no disrespect to a, no disrespect to a homeless 763 00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:10,040 person or. Anyone. 764 00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:10,960 Well, just anyone. It's. 765 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,440 Just what about the scabs? Yeah, but he might not even have 766 00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:15,000 many. Might just be a few. 767 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,200 Can you wear gloves? I don't think so, no. 768 00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:18,320 It doesn't say it in the contract. 769 00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:20,800 So yeah, I'm sure we could. I'd have to say pick off the 770 00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:23,280 scabs because at least you could wash your hands. 771 00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:25,280 You can't like. You can't take that. 772 00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:28,120 Out your mouth instantly, it's already absorbed into your 773 00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:29,840 bloodstream. No, that's vile. 774 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:35,440 Next one would you rather suck on a used tampon for a minute or 775 00:36:35,720 --> 00:36:38,720 make out with a public toilet seat for a minute? 776 00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:40,840 Suck on a tampon. My God. 777 00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:46,160 Used tampon whose. We're going to say you found it 778 00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:48,640 in the public toilet. That's worse. 779 00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:51,680 Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no. 780 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:53,360 Death. Death is. 781 00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:59,320 The choice I couldn't. Or lick a toilet seat. 782 00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:02,080 Make out with a public toilet seat. 783 00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:04,360 No. No, I'm sorry, everyone's 784 00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:06,840 probably listening to this either just before or just after 785 00:37:07,240 --> 00:37:10,240 their Christmas dinner and we're going on like this. 786 00:37:10,240 --> 00:37:11,880 I'm. Trying to make a nice Christmas 787 00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:13,680 for everyone and this is where we've come to. 788 00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:15,760 I hate I've done. I've answered this question 789 00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:16,920 before. It's fucking vile. 790 00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:22,720 Would you rather drink a cup of Jelly's period blood or Steve's 791 00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:29,560 come? Oh my God, it'd have to be the 792 00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:31,600 blood. Really. 793 00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:33,840 Because at least the blood wasn't like, sexual. 794 00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:36,120 It's like, you know, I was born in her room. 795 00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:39,200 I I ate her blood in the womb. I'm not going to get my dad to 796 00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:40,560 jizz in a cup in fucking naked. Yeah. 797 00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:43,120 You could, you could. You'd have to do the period. 798 00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:43,440 Blood. Yeah. 799 00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:44,920 You would. You would. 800 00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:47,240 You would. That's fucking just. 801 00:37:47,240 --> 00:37:48,400 No. What would you do? 802 00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:50,200 I've just had the blood you'd have. 803 00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:52,400 Yeah, I mean, I'd say the blood because my mum's had a 804 00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:53,960 hysterectomy, so she. Doesn't have my mum's. 805 00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:56,600 My mum's gone past menopause. So it's mine. 806 00:37:57,120 --> 00:38:00,000 We're in the clear. No, this one, they go. 807 00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:02,520 They go. Well, in that case, then it's 808 00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:06,200 straight to the semen, right? This one. 809 00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:13,680 Would you rather go down on your granddad or have your grandma go 810 00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:17,600 down on you? Joe what? 811 00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:21,120 Luckily, like I said, I don't have a grandma yet but would. 812 00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:21,800 You not. Use it. 813 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:22,160 No. No. 814 00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:24,360 So this is easier to answer. I'd rather I go down on me. 815 00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:26,880 Fuck off. Yeah. 816 00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:29,560 Because then at least I wouldn't have to have anything in my 817 00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:31,560 mouth. Especially a lot of wrinkly 818 00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:33,240 penis. I can't answer that. 819 00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:36,240 Go on. Do you have your Nan go down on 820 00:38:36,240 --> 00:38:38,520 you? No, and I would. 821 00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:41,760 I'm not answering that. I'm not. 822 00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:46,040 I'm not. This is an interesting one. 823 00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:49,680 Would you rather have sex with the hottest person you know 824 00:38:49,720 --> 00:38:52,160 that's freshly dyed? Or. 825 00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:55,600 Have sex with the ugliest and smelliest person, but they're 826 00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:57,600 alive. OK, the ugliest and smelliest 827 00:38:57,600 --> 00:38:59,000 person. I'm not going to fucking fuck a 828 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:09,200 corpse. Because if it's. 829 00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:11,800 Just died. It started. 830 00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:15,520 Nope, disintegrating. That is such a violation of 831 00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:17,240 their body. They're fucking dead. 832 00:39:17,240 --> 00:39:20,600 Yeah, but the ugliest and suppose no, you could not do 833 00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:22,240 that. The ugliest. 834 00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:26,720 That means that their ass crack could be filled with shit piss 835 00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:32,400 like dried semen, bum sweat from. 836 00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:34,040 Yeah, fuck it, I'll fuck the dead person. 837 00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:39,600 This is horrendous. I love it. 838 00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:44,960 Any who would you rather bite off someone else's armpit hairs 839 00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:49,880 and swallow them or lick the floors in a public shower? 840 00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:52,840 Bite off the armpit hair for sure. 841 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:57,400 What if they're really smelly? No, because again, not in the 842 00:39:57,400 --> 00:40:00,280 contract. They can wash soup of hair. 843 00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:02,920 Do you know what I mean? Like if they've had a shower 844 00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:06,400 beforehand, I'd much rather that than lick the floor of a public 845 00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:08,720 shower. Fuck no. 846 00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:14,440 Would you rather every time you poo shards of glass come out and 847 00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:18,920 make you bleed, or every time you pee you have to wipe with 848 00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:20,040 shards of glass? Why? 849 00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:23,320 Is all of this having to be about bodily functions? 850 00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:25,320 Can I just say? Because that's what makes it 851 00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:28,200 disgusting. I'd rather wipe with shards. 852 00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:30,640 Of glass. Oh, imagine cutting. 853 00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:33,320 No, I'd rather. Cut my bum hole than my vagina. 854 00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:40,080 So yeah, very true for me, yeah. Would you would you rather have 855 00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:44,240 a vagina on your forehead or have a penis go up and down your 856 00:40:44,240 --> 00:40:49,320 back like a stegosaurus? What do you mean up and down 857 00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:51,200 your back? You know, like a Stegosaurus 858 00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:52,680 dinosaur and they've got like that. 859 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:59,200 I could probably find a sexual function for that, but could I 860 00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:01,280 find a sexual function for a fucking forehead? 861 00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:03,320 Vaginas? You could, yeah. 862 00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:06,640 Everyone will see all the time, whereas with the penis you can 863 00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:08,360 hide it. And I think that would be quite 864 00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:10,240 funny. It's hysterical. 865 00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:11,600 Yeah. Penis. 866 00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:17,520 Would you rather or yeah a huge paper cut over your eyelids or 867 00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:21,520 swallow 5 needles? Paper cut on my eyelid for sure. 868 00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:22,520 That would hurt SO. Much. 869 00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:25,560 Yeah, but for sure imagine swallowing 5 needles. 870 00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:27,040 That would be impossible. Yeah. 871 00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:29,400 But then also you would like cut the inside of your throat like 872 00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:32,280 it'd be really painful for like ages and you wouldn't be able to 873 00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:34,200 eat. Yeah, fuck that. 874 00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:38,720 Would you rather eat an entire pie that someone has furiously 875 00:41:38,720 --> 00:41:42,200 spat in? Or fuck, count me out or. 876 00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:45,200 Eat powdered sugar mixed with dandruff. 877 00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:46,320 Shavings. Oh. 878 00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:51,280 I'd I'd have to do the the latter though. 879 00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:54,560 That's a fucking viable. What a pie that someone spat in 880 00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:55,560 no. Dandruff. 881 00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:57,640 Shaving. You'd rather do that? 882 00:41:57,640 --> 00:41:59,760 Yeah, but the other one was a pie that someone had spat in, 883 00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:01,480 right? Furiously spat in, like 884 00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:02,480 continuously. Oh. 885 00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:06,120 My God, I just these actually making me feel quite. 886 00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:07,680 Violent. Every single one of these I'd 887 00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:10,040 kill myself. I think we're all gonna leave 888 00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:13,080 here and just not speak to each other for a good hour, OK? 889 00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:16,720 Would you rather pee dry sand for the rest of your life? 890 00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:17,960 OK. Or it's not too bad. 891 00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:21,760 Poo a big hard brick every year on your birthday. 892 00:42:25,240 --> 00:42:29,000 On my birthday, I. Wouldn't mind weighing sand No, 893 00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:33,200 but then are they saying it? No, no, no, no. 894 00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:35,240 But this is the thing. Are they saying it because 895 00:42:35,240 --> 00:42:39,440 obviously your wee hoe was so small that it would hurt to and 896 00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:40,800 then. You, you would always feel like 897 00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:42,320 your bladder was full, like it would take you forever. 898 00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:45,040 Like imagine what those like timers are like with the sand. 899 00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:46,040 It'd be like that. And it's. 900 00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:49,080 Every single time, whereas 1 brick in the brick. 901 00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:50,680 Why does it have to be on your birthday? 902 00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:53,240 Because it's ruining your. I'd go for the brick and change 903 00:42:53,240 --> 00:42:54,800 the date of my birthday. That's what I was going to say. 904 00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:56,520 Brick and change the date. OK. 905 00:42:56,680 --> 00:42:58,680 OK, right. I don't think I can do any more 906 00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:01,400 of these. Well, had enough? 907 00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:05,880 I want you to talk us through your Christmas dinner. 908 00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:09,960 Me OK. How you're going to cook your 909 00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:11,840 Christmas dinner. Talk about this. 910 00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:17,600 So I love Christmas dinner and I love Boxing Day food even more. 911 00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:20,120 I don't know where I love. Boxing Day food more and I love 912 00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:23,160 the cheese board after dinner. So I don't know where any of you 913 00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:24,520 are based. I know that we've got quite a 914 00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:27,560 few in America and I know that you don't have Boxing Day 915 00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:29,240 dinner, so I'm also going to talk you through this. 916 00:43:29,240 --> 00:43:34,920 So on Christmas Day, I'm going to do vegetarian pigs in 917 00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:39,000 blankets that I'll make myself and caramelise them with onion. 918 00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:41,320 Onion. No, I'm fucking honey. 919 00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:42,840 Honey, it's going. To say please don't do it, 920 00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:45,920 Jesus, no. And then I'm going to do 921 00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:48,760 homemade Yorkshire puddings. I'm going to do Rosemary and 922 00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:52,480 garlic roast potatoes. I'm going to do Brussels sprouts 923 00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:56,920 sauteed with chestnuts. I'm going to do my mum and your 924 00:43:56,920 --> 00:43:59,280 dad a roast Turkey. Boring. 925 00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:03,480 I'm going to do cabbage cabbage for you. 926 00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:06,080 Just you love salted cabbage. Green salty cabbage for you 927 00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:07,480 because that's really what you want. 928 00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:10,480 I'm gonna do honeyed. I love that that's the only 929 00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:13,360 thing that you've said too as well, because we have literally 930 00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:15,440 the same we. Do have this Yeah, cabbage is 931 00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:17,400 so. Salty cabbage, Yeah, I'm looking 932 00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:19,120 forward to that. Because the only thing is with 933 00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:21,120 Christmas dinner, right? Sorry to butt in. 934 00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:25,400 I wasn't finished. But you can go overboard with 935 00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:26,760 all of the flavours. I absolutely. 936 00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:27,920 Agree with you. You can't. 937 00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:31,440 Some people go too hard. Yeah, and it kind of ruins. 938 00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:33,640 It a little bit because. You're you're already talking 939 00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:37,400 about Rosemary and garlic, potatoes, chestnut and fucking 940 00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:38,720 Brussels sprouts. You'll. 941 00:44:38,720 --> 00:44:41,520 Love it though. Honey, pigs and blank. 942 00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:44,040 OK, I don't have to do Rosemary and garlic potatoes to be fair. 943 00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:46,480 No, no, definitely. That's the Rosemary. 944 00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:49,720 And I think if we were to bin one off, it would be the 945 00:44:49,720 --> 00:44:52,240 chestnut Brussels sprouts. Oh no, I was gonna say your. 946 00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:54,640 Your honey pigs and blank no. Because I really want that. 947 00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:57,040 Oh I won't do honeyed ones then I'll just do normal. 948 00:44:57,040 --> 00:44:59,200 Normal ones, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just take the. 949 00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:02,240 Honey, OK, fine girls. And then I'm also because I am 950 00:45:02,240 --> 00:45:03,840 actually. Very well, I am the creative 951 00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:06,160 director of cooking. Bearing that in mind, I am gonna 952 00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:10,000 do honeyed parsnips and carrots like honey glaze like in the I. 953 00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:11,800 Don't like parsnips and I'm a fan of. 954 00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:16,160 I'm so love them both. I love do not have a parsnip. 955 00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:20,040 I don't like parsnips very much and don't like carrots. 956 00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:21,840 So I spoke to my mum about this other dangerment. 957 00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:23,640 Do you want me to just go buy the Frozen? 958 00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:25,800 I said fuck. Off Jill. 959 00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:28,840 Why would she even ask you that? Does she know? 960 00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:32,200 You at all, I thought. Jill, do you want me to get 961 00:45:32,240 --> 00:45:34,360 angry? Also, she's not cooking, you 962 00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:36,280 are, so why is she trying to cut corners? 963 00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:38,360 Will you? Does she even know her own 964 00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:40,720 daughter? Any starters? 965 00:45:40,720 --> 00:45:42,360 Any desserts? No, I can't be asked with the 966 00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:44,000 starter because it's just too much. 967 00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:46,600 Oh I I always like a nibble cocktail. 968 00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:48,480 I do like a breakfast brunch thing. 969 00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:49,800 Yeah, yeah, yeah. A breakfast, brunch and then 970 00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:53,040 have some nibbles, like nibbles and champagne and then obviously 971 00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:55,080 dinner and then a cheese board later on in the evening. 972 00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:57,680 Fantastic. And Chili's bought like sticky 973 00:45:57,680 --> 00:45:59,560 top of pudding in that blesser. And. 974 00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:01,360 On her own. Do you like sick? 975 00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:03,120 You don't. She no, she bought it because 976 00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:05,560 she knows that nobody else likes a Christmas pudding, so you've 977 00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:07,200 got to eat. It a Christmas pudding? 978 00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:08,560 Is that all I can say? Disgusting. 979 00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:12,080 So Boxing Day food, I'm going to do bubble and squeak, which is 980 00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:16,120 basically mashed potatoes with like the leftover vegetables 981 00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:19,000 from the day before. So I only use Brussels sprouts, 982 00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:20,800 So Scarlet doesn't like this, but whatever. 983 00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:22,800 So I'm going to do bubble and squeak. 984 00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:24,840 Jesus Christ, this is tough to get out. 985 00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:27,720 Jacket potatoes is kind of like an additional thing. 986 00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:30,520 People have any? Yeah, which is only to which 987 00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:33,440 again, 10 is only traditional to your family. 988 00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:36,600 This is this is where, you know, we all know that I'm a very fair 989 00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:38,240 person. Yeah, give it to them. 990 00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:40,000 OK, Delicious. Alright, add on. 991 00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:43,360 Obviously cold meats, so we'll just probably have some like 992 00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:45,840 vegetarian like sausage, maybe some more pigs and blankets like 993 00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:48,120 that kind of thing. Oh, they the wicked now do that 994 00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:49,800 like Turkey crown. So I want to buy that. 995 00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:51,440 I want to see what. That is, now we can try. 996 00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:56,680 That yeah, for sure. And and a big like salad and 997 00:46:56,920 --> 00:47:00,680 homemade coleslaw, cheeses, pickled onions. 998 00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:02,640 Your family do do a good. Boxing yeah. 999 00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:05,840 So I'm that's the bit that I'm actually I'm, I'm beaming now. 1000 00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:08,600 It's a. Day food is just elite. 1001 00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:11,760 And then obviously you have all the like crisps, just all the 1002 00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:13,400 snacks as well. Cheese. 1003 00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:16,960 It's just cheese. Yeah, but I am gonna say I, I, I 1004 00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:21,560 think this year that I'm not gonna go overboard with buying 1005 00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:25,000 like the crisps and stuff 'cause I do think it gets like OTT. 1006 00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:28,160 And I do also think that it just like takes away for I. 1007 00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:30,040 I like to be hungry for Christmas. 1008 00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:32,480 Yeah, exactly. You don't ever be fucking around 1009 00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:36,320 like snacking the day, I think like the night before because 1010 00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:38,840 we're going to be down. Well, yeah, we're going to be 1011 00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:40,920 down in Cornwall where we will be in Cornwall when you're 1012 00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:46,520 listening to this, where Freya's mum lives and the 23rd or 24th, 1013 00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:49,120 she's going to have all of her friends around for Christmas 1014 00:47:49,240 --> 00:47:51,480 drinks and stuff. So obviously like the snack 1015 00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:53,280 element there with like breadsticks. 1016 00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:55,920 Dick and I think you should save your snacking for the cheese 1017 00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:57,360 boards. Yeah, agree when it. 1018 00:47:57,360 --> 00:48:00,080 Comes to like because Christmas Day is basically just going to 1019 00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:01,920 be me, Freya and my dad and Freya's mum. 1020 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:05,280 I think between four people buying a shit load of snacks 1021 00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:08,200 it's just a waste. Chilly Bell, though, will she? 1022 00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:09,040 Yeah, she'll buy it. She. 1023 00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:12,000 Probably like spending money. No, she does for like Christmas. 1024 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,120 She likes buying snacks. OK, fair enough. 1025 00:48:14,720 --> 00:48:17,440 Anyway, I think on that note, I think this is the end of the. 1026 00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:18,320 I'm hungry now. I'm. 1027 00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:21,120 I'm really hungry now. Yeah, I'm really, actually 1028 00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:23,080 really want a homemade coleslaw and a jacket potato. 1029 00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:24,000 Same. Should we do? 1030 00:48:24,680 --> 00:48:26,600 It the salad. No 'cause you were having your 1031 00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:28,560 Kalin chickpea. Salad, no, but I'm happy to have 1032 00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:29,960 a jacket potato. It's not like with. 1033 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:32,640 What with what I'd have my Matuna sweet. 1034 00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:33,880 Corn. Oh, I was gonna do a homemade 1035 00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:34,720 coleslaw. I thought that was. 1036 00:48:34,720 --> 00:48:35,920 What? Yeah, but yeah, I could have 1037 00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:38,000 that jacket. I'd have that on the side. 1038 00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,280 Yeah, you can't just have a jacket potato and just shove a 1039 00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:43,600 bit of coleslaw in it. Really let yourself down for a 1040 00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:49,040 culinary cream on this episode. I don't fucking care what we 1041 00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:49,880 have. I really. 1042 00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:54,760 I would be happy for a jacket potato with tuna, sweet corn 1043 00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:56,280 and. What else could we have? 1044 00:48:57,360 --> 00:49:00,280 Beans and cheese, but that's a bit basic in it. 1045 00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:02,720 Let's go buy the bits. Let's go buy the bits. 1046 00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:06,080 Anyway guys, on that note, have an amazing Christmas. 1047 00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:09,440 If you're not celebrating Mary Lesnow, have an incredible day. 1048 00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:12,160 Happy holidays, Happy Holidays, we love you so much. 1049 00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:14,000 Mary Lesnas. Happy Clipmas. 1050 00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:20,160 Mary. Dykmas, Dyksemba and we'll see 1051 00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:22,520 you in the new year. We'll probably again, not 1052 00:49:22,520 --> 00:49:25,680 arranged, haven't thought about it, haven't got our shit 1053 00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:28,040 together. We probably will have a bit of a 1054 00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:31,320 break after this episode because we'll be back in London. 1055 00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:33,120 We. Need a little bit of summon? 1056 00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:37,600 Yeah, yeah, we'll be back in London on the 27th, no 28th ish. 1057 00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:40,840 And then obviously New Year's and then everything will be 1058 00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:42,280 shot. Need a few days to. 1059 00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:45,480 So don't expect us back until about the 10th of January. 1060 00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:49,920 Which is my birthday and don't shit what I've. 1061 00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:54,560 Not planned anything for free. No, I was speaking to Rhiannon 1062 00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:55,680 about this. We've got a plan. 1063 00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:57,440 About it. Oh fantastic. 1064 00:49:57,560 --> 00:50:00,800 We've got a local Yeah lives. Management has gone beyond the 1065 00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:02,920 workplace. So it's gone to everything. 1066 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:07,960 Also manages day me as a person and B our relationship. 1067 00:50:08,360 --> 00:50:11,480 Love you too. We love you, lesbians quiz gays. 1068 00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:15,640 Whatever you are, we love you and whatever you whatever, Yeah, 1069 00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:18,800 whatever you want. No, we do love you and we will 1070 00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:20,840 speak to you soon. See you in the new year. 1071 00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:28,040 Bye bye.