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Good morning, good evening, good
afternoon, good mid morning to 

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wherever you are in the world. 
I hope that you're feeling near 

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dear and queer to us today 
because we've got quite a lot to

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run through. 
We are back in the Levi studio 

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after not being here for a good 
while actually just due to 

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Christmas and then illness and 
just general. 

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Way to brighten the mood 
inability to get our. 

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Shit together, but I'm really 
grateful to be back. 

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I love the vibe in the studio. 
I hope they keep us here 

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forever. 
Please don't get rid of us 

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Levi's. 
Please, please. 

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I love my jeans. 
Wear your token dikes. 

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They better not find anyone 
else, yeah? 

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No one else come for them. 
No. 

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Very upset. 
Very. 

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Upset they don't want you anyway
so it's fine. 

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I don't want myself. 
Talking about wanting things 

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though I want to see G flip 
perform again. 

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Me too. 
Because they were amazing. 

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They were incredible, like I was
mesmerised stood in that 

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audience. 
Yeah, we went with a group of 

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friends and everyone was a 
little bit worried about Freya 

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because I bought Freya the 
tickets for our anniversary last

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year. 
And I like we've we've we really

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like G flip, but like I didn't 
think that they're not like your

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absolute go to artist. 
In all fairness, Freya like we 

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love them, but they've not been 
your go to artist. 

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So I was like when I bought 
them, I was like, I know that 

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she'll enjoy it because we enjoy
live music anyway. 

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Didn't know you'd enjoy it to 
such extent to the point where 

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we were just like stood on one 
of the balconies. 

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So the concert place that we go 
to is called Coco and it's 

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almost like a theatre. 
So you have the like main floor 

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at the bottom and then you have 
basically like theatre boxes. 

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And sorry, I'm just watching 
Freya really. 

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I'm getting really annoyed at 
the. 

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Standardly, just like moving her
stand around, and it's highly 

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distracting. 
Down. 

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That's why it's winding me. 
Up and it's got like loads of 

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kind of like balconies that then
swirl around. 

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So we were on one of the 
balconies and Freya was just 

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like one of those kids watching 
Disney for the first time. 

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Like, didn't move, didn't 
interact. 

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We have a group we. 
Were like dancing. 

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You obviously kind of like chat 
as well to be like I'm. 

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Oh mate, no, I was getting so 
annoyed. 

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Freya was turning around, being 
that kid in class going. 

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Yeah, I was like, no, I turned 
around, shut the fuck up. 

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And then I turned around to you 
and said shut the fuck up, 

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because if I want to talk mid 
song and acknowledge that 

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they're really good or a 
drumming riff that they just 

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done was really good, then I'm 
going to do that. 

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OK. 
If you didn't like it, you could

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have gone and stood somewhere 
else. 

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You could have gone down in the 
front line with the rest of 

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them. 
That would have been obsessive 

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and just gorging. 
But you didn't. 

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You decide to stay up there with
us. 

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You have to put up the 
consequences of all of us acting

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out of control. 
I loved it so much, incredible. 

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But I also, I just get 
mesmerised by music, you know 

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what I'm like? 
Like. 

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And one thing that was also 
really nice, we did not expect 

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to have so many of you. 
Oh my God. 

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Come up to us and say hey, which
was really nice and we loved and

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in future if you see us and you 
question whether to come up to 

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us or not, yes, I am a nasty 
piece of work, but I will put on

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a false presence to. 
Make sure you're up. 

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Shut the fuck up. 
No, we really liked it. 

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I mean, I mainly, I don't even 
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know. 
So I get it. 

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Sometimes I just don't want to 
have small talk. 

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Like if I if I've left the house
and I don't have it in my head 

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that I'm seeing or meeting or 
talking to specific people, I 

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don't want to see or talk or see
anyone. 

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I get really uncomfortable if I 
bump into people. 

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Have you noticed this about me? 
Of course I have. 

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I bump into people. 
Yeah. 

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I find. 
I don't know why, but I think 

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because in my brain I haven't 
planned it out. 

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I can't cope with it. 
No, but let me tell you, I'm the

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same. 
So I was. 

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You handle it better than me. 
I handle it better than you, 

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just mainly because I've just 
got that face that everyone kind

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of warms too when I put on this 
big smile. 

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But really, deep down inside, I 
want to die like I and it's not 

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because I don't want to see 
them. 

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I love to see. 
Them but you haven't planned 

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out. 
But I'm also cautious that it 

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might look like I don't want 
them to be there. 

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So then I overcompensate because
I don't want them to feel 

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awkward that they bumped into me
and I'm like oh. 

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Yeah, I think that's why we then
start both, like going into the 

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weirdest tangent. 
Your shit mate, the shit that 

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comes out of our mouth when we 
jump into something. 

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Honestly I fucking hate SO. 
Weird. 

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It's actually really weird 
behaviour I think. 

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I know, but I told better help 
plug better help. 

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I told my therapist yesterday 
that, by the way, I'm loving 

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having a therapist. 
It is so good because I just 

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love to talk as it is and to 
talk to someone who then will 

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delve into everything that I've 
said. 

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I'm like, wow, I didn't even 
think. 

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I know this is so inappropriate 
but I would love to speak to 

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your therapist fair without you.
Maybe what you should do is a 

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couples therapy and then you 
could. 

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No, because they have to keep it
professional and I want your 

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therapist to come to me and be 
like. 

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She'd probably love to have a 
good old chat because I saw at 

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the end of that call she looked 
like she wanted to fucking. 

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I said, have I given you a 
headache? 

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She was like, she laughed and 
she was like, no, I was like, oh

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God, I have no, but I said that 
I get really bad paralysis in 

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the day if we've got something 
to do in the evening. 

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So the fact that we've got an 
event to do tomorrow. 

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The fact that you went, you 
managed to go through this, you 

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managed to go through your 
family problems, you managed to.

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Did you talk about your school 
fit phobia when you were? 

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Very briefly, I haven't got your
mental abuse yet, OK? 

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Did you? 
Speak about your emetophobia. 

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No, not yet. 
Did you speak about your 

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generalised anxieties? 
Yes. 

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Did you speak about your illness
Fear? 

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Yes. 
So you did actually bombard that

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poor. 
Mate, I get the most of my 

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money. 
Yeah, that was like what 

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happened to me when I was seeing
that psychiatrist when I went a 

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little bit loopy loo after that 
last breakup. 

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I sat there 300 lbs recession. 
So I ripped off so fucking 

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quickly. 
I was like on three times speed,

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he said. 
Wow, I really rate you for being

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so honest with me. 
I was like. 

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I can't afford not to. 
Be cannot afford not to be. 

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Let's just keep going, shall we?
And then I was like, what can 

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you give me? 
What can you give me? 

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Because he's a psychiatrist. 
I was like, what diazepam have 

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you got? 
Yeah, Diazepam or the we have 

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started our better help journey 
and I genuinely I'm so impressed

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not even just like the therapy 
itself, so beyond the therapy 

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session that we both had already
really, really positive 

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experiences with, I mean I did 
bombard mine a bit as well. 

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I think I, I think I left her a 
bit speechless because me and 

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you just fucking go balls to the
walls, don't we? 

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We just thank fuck we've got a 
podcast, nothing's off the 

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table. 
Well, can just chat. 

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This is the thing. 
This is our problem. 

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Nothing's off the fucking table.
Ask me anything. 

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I can't. 
I probably won't be offended and

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I will give you the truth. 
Yeah, we are a PR nightmare. 

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Yeah, don't ever put us in an 
interview because I will have 

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myself either cancelled one way 
or another, or on the news for 

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exposing the deepest depths of 
my inside brain, which will 

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probably end me up in a fucking 
psych ward. 

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I'll. 
Probably tell them that I'm 

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bleeding, that I've got bad 
endometriosis crap. 

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You could tell them a lot worse 
than that, my darling. 

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Let me go back, though, to what 
I was saying is the paralysis. 

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I got onto this with the 
therapist. 

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I said, look, it's a paralysis 
that I get throughout the day. 

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I know that I've got an event 
tomorrow, and this could be any 

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event. 
It doesn't matter. 

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I know that that event starts at
7:00 PM So in my head I'm like, 

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right, that starts at 7:00 PM 
Let me not do anything the whole

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day or like, if somebody tries 
to make plans with me in that 

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day, it's not going to happen. 
I'm going to have to move it. 

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Yeah. 
For me, because you can only 

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focus on that one thing. 
I will be waiting all day. 

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Yeah, I'm yeah, I will still 
rush to get ready. 

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Yeah. 
Oh yeah, you're always honestly,

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this is getting worse though of 
yours and this is something that

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maybe we will have to go to 
couples therapy for is that your

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lateness is increasing and I'm 
worried it's because you're 

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growing older and you're but 
growing more into your mum. 

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And no offence to your mum, love
her. 

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Don't say that to me. 
Sorry, but it's true. 

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No. 
It is true. 

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Let me tell. 
You. 

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What it is is the fact that I'm 
like way busier now. 

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Like in my brain, Freya, I am. 
No, I am. 

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No, I'm not having it. 
You're telling me that I'm not 

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way busier now. 
You. 

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Are way busier, but you could 
still but don't tell me on some 

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days you are do it, don't do it 
and live shaking her head as 

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well sat in the studio you. 
Can fuck off. 

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You can. 
It's the. 

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Truth. 
I'm not. 

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It is you are. 
Leave now. 

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No, you leave. 
You leave if you can leave on 

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time. 
Oh, don't worry, Don't worry. 

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The exit plans being drafted, 
don't you fucking worry. 

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Oh my God. 
But it is. 

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Increasing I'm not I I don't 
know what it is. 

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I swear to God I have ADHD if I 
can get on medication. 

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Yes. 
But Freya, what I'm saying is 

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that's fine. 
That's fine. 

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Things like this that. 
You've got worse over the last 

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year. 
This is what I'm saying. 

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So your your ADHD symptoms have 
always been around. 

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Your inability to leave the 
house on time now has gotten out

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of control. 
So even if you had half an hour 

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versus 2 1/2 hours, you'd still 
be late. 

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I don't this is not weird, This 
is why it's. 

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Got nothing to do with your. 
Brain, I couldn't even answer 

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you. 
I couldn't answer you. 

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I. 
Don't want you to answer me. 

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It's really actually stressing 
me. 

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I know that there's nothing you 
can offer me that will make me 

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feel better about the fact that 
I know I'm always going to be 

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stood at that me and the dog 
literally stand in the fucking 

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doorway of the flat looking at 
each other. 

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Like Ziggy's looking at me like 
I'm probably going to shit and 

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piss myself any second now. 
And I'm looking at him being 

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like, mate, I'm probably going 
to shit and piss myself as well.

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And you're still Fanny. 
Do you know what it is, Stefani 

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arsing around? 
And this is again what your mum 

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does because it's I look at you 
and I'm like, right, she's not 

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ready, but what is she doing 
right now? 

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Like you'll never physically 
doing anything. 

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So whilst I'm still laid in bed,
yes, you get up earlier than me 

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and yes, it's really good that 
you will start to go round and 

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tidy up and things. 
Although I always tidy up, 

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finish the tidy up, do most of 
the hoovering and stuff when we 

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get back after coffee before you
start saying I do XY and Z, yes.

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So that's great. 
But then I'll start to get up 

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and you'll be getting ready the 
same time as me, and yet you're 

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still late. 
I just can't. 

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Not late. 
You're just still not ready. 

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I can't work it out. 
And then you still manage to 

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leave the house looking like a 
fucking crackhead in the 

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morning. 
So it's not even like you're 

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doing your makeup, your hair. 
Fucking hell man, is this 

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therapy shit? 
I leave the house looking like a

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crackhead as well. 
Leave. 

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It for better help, better for 
help better for you. 

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I need I leave the base looking 
like a crackhead as well, but 

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the difference between me and 
you is I get up 7 minutes before

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I'm leaving the door, you get up
45 minutes before you leaving 

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the door and we're still somehow
on the same path. 

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Look, it is really fucking 
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It's all about moving on. 

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It's all about accepting the 
past, accepting yourself in all 

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of your forms. 
And talking of letting go, we 

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were having a really funny 
conversation the other day and I

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know every fucker listening to 
this podcast will be able to 

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relate is we all know that 
lesbians go on if the date has 

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gone well, four day dates, 
right? 

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And we also all know that when 
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relationship or you're in the 
honeymoon phase, you bring over 

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the best version of yourself. 
So that version will be the 

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happiest version of yourself, 
the most caring version of 

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yourself. 
It'll also just be the least IBS

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gassy farty version of yourself.
So during your four day 

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saxathon. 
Yeah, you're getting pumped. 

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It's good you know when 
sometimes that you're getting 

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penetrated quite hard, it can 
literally pump up you stand up 

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like especially if you've been 
pumped from behind. 

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Can you not use the word hump? 
You know why I was saying pump? 

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Because I mean like they're 
pumping you, yes. 

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I know, but it's still an awful 
word. 

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So that's either happening. 
I'm surprised I haven't gone 

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floating some nights because you
sometimes. 

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Happening during sex is that 
it's going to creep up on you. 

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Or when the date finally ends 
and you get in your car, you and

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you start to relax. 
You then suffer the worst 

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fucking stomach pain known to 
man because it's trapped. 

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So I know this is a universal 
thing. 

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I know. 
It's oh, I know it's. 

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Straight girls, everyone. 
And it's, it's that moment. 

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What? 
Do gay men do I mean? 

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I'm. 
Going to have to get one on to 

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ask. 
If they're a bottom, I feel like

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it probably just. 
Goes. 

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I can't. 
Look at you whilst you're. 

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Doing these faces, I am actually
so grateful that right now this 

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podcast is not being afforded. 
Yeah, I do. 

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Look. 
I look quite corporate today, 

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which wasn't really intentional,
but I've got you. 

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Do you look? 
Like you've just come from a 

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business meeting. 
Fucking twat. 

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I've actually got a change of 
clothes in the bag I've. 

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Got no, it looks. 
You look good, Tom. 

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You're on very different vibes 
I've got on fucking desert bags.

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Really, really baggy 2000 jeans 
and a white dyke vest top with a

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tight cardigan over the top. 
And you're wearing heeled boots,

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black trousers and a blue shirt.
It's very you, though. 

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I mean that outfit is just very 
on brand. 

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Yeah, but I do feel a little bit
like corporate wanky wanky wank 

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anyway. 
Yeah, but me and you just have 

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quite different styles. 
That's. 

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Not true though. 
So actually really like. 

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Me and you, Our first date 
initially lasted just the one 

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evening, didn't it? 
Because I had to go back to 

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London. 
I think we were lucky because 

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our first dates actually didn't 
go on for that long because we 

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were both. 
I was 24 hours. 

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Yeah, 24 hours, but that's all 
right, especially when you're 

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not eating. 
You don't eat out much. 2 

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minutes. 
Yeah, but when you're on a first

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date, you're not eating that 
much and stuff. 

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I do feel like it's more, it's 
easily, more easily achieved. 

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Our first date also wasn't 24 
hours. 

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It was. 
No, it wasn't. 

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I got to you about 7:00 PM on 
the Friday or Saturday night and

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I left the afternoon after. 
Like quite late afternoon, like 

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evening time, yeah. 
No, I didn't. 

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Yeah, you did. 
It was dark because it was 

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winter. 
I left about four all right for 

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the sake it was about. 21 it was
about 29 being facetious. 

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You are being facetious. 
So I yeah, but we did have that 

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brunch and that and I did think,
God, I'm not going to have 

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anything like. 
Did we go to go go's? 

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Yeah, I was like, I'm not going 
to have anything too spicy. 

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Nothing that's going to fuck me 
up right here. 

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I'm on a high right now. 
The D is fire, the V is fire. 

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That's a Gypsy Rose. 
So Gypsy Rose reference for all 

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of you that. 
Aren't following the Yeah, I was

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very worried about it. 
Yeah, but you've got you. 

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The difference is you've got IBS
and I don't, I don't remember 

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being that worried about it 
because there's as this is what 

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I'm saying. 
So our first date, 21 hours, I 

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think that's quite a bearable 
time to hold it in. 

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To be fair, I don't really 
remember really struggling. 

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No. 
And then the second day I met 

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you in the evening as well, 
didn't I? 

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We went to Sebastian, plugging 
Sebastian's in Windsor. 

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We love it. 
By the way, if you live local or

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around London, Windsor, really 
good. 

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So we went there and then the 
next morning I had work. 

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Didn't you drive me to work? 
That sounds like something. 

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In London, yeah, you did. 
So again, very short turn 

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around. 
Yeah. 

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So I think by the time we had 
quite long term exposure to each

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other, I was more comfortable 
not to fight in front of you, 

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but to be relaxed. 
So I wasn't tensing my stomach 

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to get yet. 
Anyway, I didn't want this 

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podcast to be talking about 
things like that because Full 

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disclosure, it's very and 
they're very much not my fucking

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vibe after them trying to call 
me a non lesbian because I 

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apparently looked too fem for 
them when they met me. 

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So I don't want to be the farty 
lesbians, but I do just want to 

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know if it is a universal 
experience of the sheer pain of 

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holding in your gas on the first
few dates with your girl. 

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Do you know what my worry was 
More of anxiety attacks. 

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Well, it's again very. 
Very me. 

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So I get really bad. 
Controversially, it was me. 

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That had it was you that had 
anxiety attack, which is great 

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actually, because it's something
for me to not have to deal with 

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on my own. 
I because I get bad anxiety 

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attacks. 
I never want that with someone 

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that I've just met and I don't 
want to put that on them either.

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Like I never want to be the one 
that's like never like what's 

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wrong with you and be like 
nothing. 

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You know, it's just like, that 
was a really, really cautious 

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thing for me to think about. 
That's just not every day of our

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life, though. 
It's not every day it's 80. 

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Percent of the days. 
Well, that's why I'm in therapy.

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Look, I actually don't mind it 
like it. 

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It really doesn't bother me that
much. 

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It's like it's part of sadly and
it's not. 

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I'm not saying that in a 
horrible way. 

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It's part of who you are. 
Hopefully I hope for you it gets

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better over I feel. 
Like it doesn't suit my 

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personality. 
It doesn't. 

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It's not very on brand. 
Actually IBS is very on. 

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Brand IBS is so on brand but 
like anxiety isn't very on 

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brand. 
But it doesn't bother me. 

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It bothers me when I can't help 
you. 

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So if you've got anxiety of a 
thing that I know that could be 

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fixed, I I don't mind it as 
much. 

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I just find it weird because 
I've never met anyone in my 

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life. 
With the type with anxiety like 

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how you I haven't either. 
No no and it feels very lonely 

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because I feel like I'm just 
like going through the shit 

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constantly and no one else 
around me does either and it 

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just sucks. 
Yeah, it's a very specific type 

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of anxiety that you have. 
I think it's very physical, my 

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anxiety. 
Yeah. 

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Yeah. 
So like there's sometimes no 

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rationale, which I know a lot of
people listening to this. 

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This podcast will say, well, 
that's how mine is. 

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But again, genuinely from from 
being with you for five years 

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and witnessing it, it is very, 
it's a very nuanced. 

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Yeah, I just want to tell the 
people, though that are 

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listening. 
If you do suffer from any kind 

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of anxiety, it doesn't matter 
whether it's like mine or 

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whatever, we're all unique. 
You can still do and achieve and

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push yourself to do the things 
that you really, really want to 

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do, regardless of how 
debilitating sometimes it may 

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feel. 
And a lot of the time you'll 

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feel that it makes you feel 
better for doing so. 

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So take that as a little bit of 
advice from Freya. 

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We've gone real hectic today 
already. 

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We were struggling today to 
think of an idea of what topic 

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to discuss, depict. 
As we've said in the past, we 

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usually just decide on the way 
here. 

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We're usually quite good at 
being creative and being like, 

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right, we're going to talk about
this, We're going to talk about 

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that. 
So I've done the classic thing 

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that people do when they 
struggle about stuff is I 

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literally typed into Google 
lesbian topics and whilst it 

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didn't give me a single lesbian 
topic to depict, what it did do 

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was basically brought up. 
You know when it's like top 

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things people asked into Google,
it's done that all lesbian 

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related. 
So we thought what we would do 

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is run through the top questions
that lesbians or questioning 

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lesbians, or by girlies, queer 
girlies and gays, ask Google and

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give our hot take on the answers
to these hot topics that get 

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asked. 
So the first question is what to

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talk about with a lesbian. 
Women's football is the first 

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thing that comes into my brain 
strap. 

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No fryer, because you can't, 
right? 

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What we're saying is you've just
met a lesbian in the coffee shop

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on the street, bumped into each 
other. 

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You somehow ended up in 
conversation and you're just 

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casually falling into casual 
conversation fright and not the 

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fucking strap or you're or 
you're on a first date. 

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Picture that. 
OK, what do I talk about? 

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There's got to be lesbian 
specific the L word. 

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I was going to say a lesbian 
show of some kind. 

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So the L Word, all of the 
lesbian films shows Cate 

452
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:17,840
Blanchett women's football. 
I think I'm the worst person to 

453
00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:20,760
answer this Travel. 
I'm not a quote on travel. 

454
00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:22,480
Lesbian lesbian. 
Yes, you. 

455
00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:24,040
Well, actually you're not 
actually. 

456
00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:26,720
I'm not. 
I'd plug the pot actually. 

457
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:27,960
That is. 
What you could talk about, that 

458
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:32,480
is all we do when we meet 
lesbians Now we just, Fred, do 

459
00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:35,440
you know who Freya plugged the 
fucking podcast to the other 

460
00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:37,080
day? 
Which I just sat there and 

461
00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:38,600
thought, what is actually wrong 
with you? 

462
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:43,800
Which I think, yeah, the guy 
that came up, yeah, we were 

463
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:46,880
having a drink and some guy came
up to the table and was like, 

464
00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:48,760
can I have a cigarette? 
By the way, everyone that 

465
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:51,840
replies to us whenever we have 
like a cigarette in a photo or 

466
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:54,960
video was like smoking sick 
face. 

467
00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:57,040
I don't care. 
I'm not. 

468
00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:59,280
Smoking for you to find me 
attractive? 

469
00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:00,320
Yeah, I'm smoking. 
I don't. 

470
00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:03,640
Care if you want to fuck me or 
not, I enjoy it. 

471
00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:05,600
We don't. 
We actually don't smoke very 

472
00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:07,000
often. 
We smoke socially. 

473
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:09,800
It's what I want to do. 
Get off my back. 

474
00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:13,280
My mum don't even fucking give 
me shit in my DMS about this. 

475
00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:15,560
Why, certainly you don't want 
any of you dykes doing so. 

476
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:18,880
OK, moving on quickly. 
So this crackhead comes up to 

477
00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:21,960
the table, asks for a cigarette.
Freya had originally said no 

478
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:23,880
without realising. 
We had like basically a whole 

479
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:25,480
pack of cigarettes open on the 
table. 

480
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:27,800
So I was just like, I can't be 
fucking bothered mate, have a 

481
00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:30,080
cigarette, take care. 
So he takes it and she offers 

482
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:32,680
him the lesbian supper club 
lighter, which by the way, is 

483
00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:35,080
coming very very, very, very 
soon. 

484
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:39,320
Along with some other really 
fucking exciting lesbian supper 

485
00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:43,400
club shit. 
Big up Catherine pick up you 

486
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:45,480
fucking legend who's been 
helping us get our shit 

487
00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:47,640
together. 
So Freya hands in the lesbian 

488
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:50,560
supper club lighter and he 
starts using it and she just 

489
00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:52,000
goes. 
It's my podcast. 

490
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:55,200
No, I went lesbian supper club. 
Oh yeah, it's obviously the 

491
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:58,280
engraving is like, not minimal, 
but to a crackhead who's just 

492
00:23:58,280 --> 00:24:00,360
trying to light a cigarette, he 
ain't looking at it right. 

493
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,160
Well. 
The least he could do after 

494
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:05,320
taking one of our cigarettes in 
this cost of living crisis is to

495
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:08,560
go on to Spotify and listen to 
the Lesbian Supper Club podcast 

496
00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:11,120
and rate it five stars. 
Is that that's not asking too 

497
00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:12,560
much. 
Also, can I just say that I 

498
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:14,080
heard these two girls? 
So I don't want to make 

499
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:18,640
assumptions, but I don't want a 
middle-aged straight man who's a

500
00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:21,280
crackhead. 
I completely agree, I am taking 

501
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:23,560
the piss. 
Secondly to that, apparently 

502
00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:26,240
cigarettes are going up to like 
18 lbs a packet by April. 

503
00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:27,240
Fuck. 
Fuck off. 

504
00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:28,280
Yeah. 
Fuck. 

505
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:33,840
SO topics like sidetracking 
again is the theme of today. 

506
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:38,600
Talk about the podcast, Talk 
about podcasts, talk about I. 

507
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:41,040
Think talk about like you're 
coming out trauma dump. 

508
00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:45,360
What I think is really important
is to know what stage they are 

509
00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:47,320
in their coming out. 
Have they come out yet to 

510
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:49,440
people? 
Are they comfortable with coming

511
00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:51,480
out? 
I know that might be a bit too 

512
00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:53,640
intense for a first meet. 
Really. 

513
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:55,800
Yeah. 
Freya I feel like I feel out of.

514
00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:57,720
Control. 
Today I'm not being funny. 

515
00:24:57,720 --> 00:24:59,520
I feel like I'd want to know 
that on the first date because I

516
00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:01,480
wouldn't go to the second date 
if they weren't out. 

517
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:02,840
You'd want to know if they were 
out. 

518
00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:04,880
I don't think we can. 
You. 

519
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:06,360
You'd want to go into the depths
of it. 

520
00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:07,680
Don't. 
Go into the depths, but you can 

521
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:09,320
be like, oh God, yeah, my mum 
was fucking awful. 

522
00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:11,080
Yeah, so. 
This is a good one. 

523
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:13,200
Who who pays on a lesbian first 
date? 

524
00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:15,800
Whoever invited you? 
So I think whoever initiates the

525
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:18,640
date or split. 
If the other person insists on 

526
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:21,240
splitting, you should split. 
But if you were the one that 

527
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:23,920
initiated and invited, yes, it's
whoever initiates. 

528
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:27,320
Page and it's whoever no not 
only initiates, but it's whoever

529
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:31,520
chose the bar or pub or. 
How to ask a lesbian on a date? 

530
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:35,720
See, this is where I just ask. 
Yeah, I think just be straight 

531
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:36,880
up. 
I just can't be bothered with 

532
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:41,200
the fucking pussyfooting around.
Just ask I also. 

533
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:43,520
For a drink next. 
Week again, we've spoken about 

534
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:46,600
this briefly before, but like 
the way that society is now and 

535
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:49,040
the way that lesbians act now 
when it's trying to be this like

536
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:54,880
fuck boy energy of like asking 
and not asking and I find it so 

537
00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:56,880
fucking cringe. 
I think it's just really nice to

538
00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:58,920
be upfront. 
I think it's really nice to just

539
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:02,400
be like, respectful. 
Honest, mature, direct. 

540
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:04,680
I don't, yeah. 
And then if they say no, they 

541
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:06,920
say no, I mean. 
That's just the most attractive 

542
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:09,320
thing to me is that if me and 
you ever broke up and I found 

543
00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:13,480
myself single and someone tried 
to like give it the cheek 

544
00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:16,440
initially chatting or like play 
games we're. 

545
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:19,400
Going to go for a drink then I'd
be like oh fuck off, no we're 

546
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:21,000
not now well. 
When am I seeing you then? 

547
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:24,360
Yeah, that. 
No, just like me and you are not

548
00:26:24,360 --> 00:26:26,000
compatible. 
Get away from me. 

549
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:29,680
Just message me and be like, 
hey, I'd really love to take you

550
00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:33,240
out for a drink, get you to know
you better or hey, what's your 

551
00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:35,240
favourite bar in London, Can we 
grab a drink? 

552
00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:38,240
Like, yes, things like that. 
I would really, even if, do you 

553
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:41,960
know what, even if I wasn't 
massively into the person, if 

554
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:45,320
they asked me in the right way, 
it would interest me to go 

555
00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:49,880
because I'd be like, oh, you've 
really like attracted me in the 

556
00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:52,280
way that you've asked this. 
Because I've noticed that a lot 

557
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:55,280
of them now have tried to get 
really cocky, to try and seem 

558
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:58,080
like attractive and it is so 
unattractive and people are 

559
00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:00,280
really cocky because there is a 
difference, people. 

560
00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:02,320
They act like men. 
Yeah, there is a difference 

561
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:05,440
between being cocky and being 
confident. 

562
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:08,280
You don't want to be cocky, but 
you do want to be confident 

563
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:09,760
enough to be like, hey, I'd love
to take you out. 

564
00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:13,200
Yeah, agreed. 
So one of the questions on here 

565
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:18,720
is how can I tell a girl I want 
to have sex with her as a 

566
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:20,920
lesbian? 
And this is. 

567
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:24,480
So I was going to jump then and 
say well take the same. 

568
00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:28,320
No, don't take the same approach
as you would have asking them on

569
00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:30,680
a date, which is basically just 
looking them square in the eye 

570
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:32,520
and saying I want to have sex 
with you. 

571
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:38,760
However, there are circumstances
where that would work, but I 

572
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:42,000
would say it more like not I 
want to have sex with you. 

573
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:43,840
It would be more like I want to 
fuck you. 

574
00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:49,480
But it would, I would have to be
very, very confident that the 

575
00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:52,040
signs were to fuck me. 
Yeah. 

576
00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:56,080
So with this one, you have to be
very assured that they're 

577
00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:59,880
definitely on the same 
wavelength, the dates going to 

578
00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:02,640
probably well what what's the 
best way for you? 

579
00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:04,400
Yeah. 
So what I would do in a 

580
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:06,760
situation like that. 
Now, you do have to be confident

581
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:09,200
for this to happen. 
I'm actually really scared about

582
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:11,560
what you're going to say. 
The date is going really well 

583
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:15,680
and you're both starting to make
out by this point because like, 

584
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:18,520
you're hot, she's hot. 
It's great you're there making. 

585
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:20,400
Out can I just disclaim her 
really quickly? 

586
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:24,280
If anyone's listened to episode 
3 of this podcast where I go 

587
00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:27,880
into detail how Freya approached
me within seconds on our first 

588
00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:32,080
date, do not take this advice as
verbatim. 

589
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:36,080
Please carry on my love the. 
Listener, which is you is the 

590
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:39,080
one on the date with me, So 
we're making out me and you. 

591
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:41,320
Scarlett's looking at me like 
she wants to kill me, but it's 

592
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:42,880
fine. 
I was looking at you trying to 

593
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:44,760
make sense of what the fuck you 
were saying then. 

594
00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:49,920
Put yourself in the dates shoes 
so the listener is now the day T

595
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,960
OK, OK, we're on an amazing 
date. 

596
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:56,160
We're making out. 
Why have you put on your sex 

597
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:57,920
voice? 
No, because I'm doing the I'm 

598
00:28:57,920 --> 00:29:05,000
laughing, I'm laughing, we're 
making out, we're making out and

599
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:11,240
I whisper in your ear, but it 
has to be like mid make out and 

600
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:16,080
then you go for the ear. 
See now and then you go I want 

601
00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:20,000
to fuck you. 
I can see in principle that 

602
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:24,200
would work, but sat here now 
picturing it and watching you 

603
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:25,440
reenact this. 
I'm doing this. 

604
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:27,320
I'm holding the stand for my 
dear life. 

605
00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:32,200
It's making me crawl and I go. 
I and I want to fuck you. 

606
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:36,920
Please fuck me. 
I'm gonna hang right now. 

607
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:39,880
Can't nobody put me down. 
Finger me. 

608
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:42,240
I literally. 
No, just be taking. 

609
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:45,000
Advice from us No, I would ask 
the first date was I would just 

610
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:46,840
be like horrifically, I want to 
fabulous. 

611
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:48,280
I would just say I want to fuck 
you. 

612
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:50,440
But as you've got to know, the 
vibe is right. 

613
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:52,520
Yeah, but if you're making out 
hot and heavy. 

614
00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:56,680
If not wait until the end of the
day, see wait for the kiss to 

615
00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:59,360
happen, see how passionate the 
kiss is then be like do you want

616
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:02,960
to come back to mine or see if 
they offer you or. 

617
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:06,520
Or do what you did where you 
went. 10 out of 10 would fuck in

618
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:09,480
my DM. 
Yeah, but that, no, that was 

619
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,920
not, that was good form, but I 
didn't actually mean at that 

620
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:14,760
time I would just jump straight 
into bed with you. 

621
00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:16,760
It's just, it was just kind of 
like a euthanism. 

622
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:21,160
That's a shame. 
Yeah, because we went on to talk

623
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:27,680
for a long time after that. 
Or you keep your vagina 

624
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:33,160
relatively dry, wait until date 
2, and don't go in on the first 

625
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:35,240
date for a shag, which I know no
one's going to listen to. 

626
00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:37,520
Everyone's going. 
This is the thing with lesbians 

627
00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:41,240
that I really find hilarious 
versus straight people is that 

628
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:46,000
straight people, 9 times out of 
10, they'll either go home 

629
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:49,520
together or they'll wait for a 
second or third date, right? 

630
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:52,000
There's like a thing in like the
straight world where it's like, 

631
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:53,760
don't fuck on the first date, 
blah blah blah blah. 

632
00:30:54,520 --> 00:31:00,200
Lesbians are either walking out 
on the date, never speaking 

633
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:02,640
them, getting through the first 
date and never speaking to them 

634
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:04,640
again, or fucking on the first 
date. 

635
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:07,200
There's no waiting. 
There's no chivalry. 

636
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:09,280
Also though. 
We're all out of control. 

637
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:12,400
I men are dangerous, so I think 
that's why. 

638
00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:16,000
Well, statistically, yeah. 
Yeah, men are straight, women 

639
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:17,120
are a. 
Lot more careful. 

640
00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:20,960
Men are women's natural 
predators, so if they're going 

641
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:23,640
on a date, they're sharing their
find friends with all their 

642
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:25,920
friends. 
They've stalked them to the high

643
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:27,080
heavens. 
They're wondering whether 

644
00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:29,360
they're a serial killer or a 
rapist. 

645
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:32,600
So they probably won't want to 
shag on the first date for fear 

646
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:35,360
of the men talking of men. 
I can't talk about this. 

647
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:36,400
Yeah, you can. 
We're talking. 

648
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:39,280
No, don't. 
Petition vile for anyone in 

649
00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:42,680
London with the resources money.
And you know what? 

650
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:47,240
I don't care if you have never 
fucking set foot in a gym in 

651
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:50,640
your whole life, if you've got 
the cash, set up a women only a 

652
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:53,760
non binary gym I. 
Please. 

653
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:55,760
I can't do this. 
I can't do it any longer. 

654
00:31:55,920 --> 00:32:01,680
I've decided I hate and I know 
that rule. 

655
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:05,720
Actually, I know that we're all 
about like equal rights and all 

656
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:06,800
that stuff. 
I'm all about that. 

657
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:08,320
Do you know what? 
Sometimes they want my equal 

658
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:10,280
rights. 
Sometimes I want to be in my own

659
00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:12,600
gym. 
The girlies are saying this on 

660
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:15,880
TikTok now, thinking about Rishi
drafting the women for war. 

661
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:17,600
Because we've all fought. 
For put me back in the kitchen, 

662
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:19,640
I don't care. 
Yeah, like everyone saying it, 

663
00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:21,480
there's some things. 
Do you know what? 

664
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:24,320
I do want the best of both 
worlds and I don't want to share

665
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:27,880
a fucking gym with a man I'm. 
Sick periods so. 

666
00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:33,800
I'm sick to death of paying so 
my gyms been our gyms been 

667
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:37,000
pissing me off recently anyway 
because we we it's fucking 

668
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,080
expensive because where we live 
and there's literally no other 

669
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:40,320
choice. 
Yeah, we pay £100 a month. 

670
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:42,520
An extortionate amount of 
fucking money on a gym, which I 

671
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:45,840
hate anyway. 
Walk into the gym yesterday, it 

672
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:51,160
fucking stinks of Bo. 
And I'm sorry but women's Bo and

673
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:54,480
men's Bo is very fucking 
different and it was men's Bo. 

674
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:59,520
The whole gym fucking stinks of 
Bo because men go in there, have

675
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:04,120
no fucking basic hygiene rules 
and therefore stink the place 

676
00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:06,920
out. 
They take over the whole 

677
00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:09,440
weightlifting section, which 
pisses me off because 

678
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:12,720
controversially, although it 
shouldn't be controversial, I 

679
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:15,320
don't want to go and fucking do 
some AB routine on a Pilates 

680
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:17,760
mat. 
I want to sit on a bench with 

681
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:21,760
the weights, with my weights and
they fucking take over the whole

682
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:24,200
weight section of the gym. 
There's never any women over 

683
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:26,840
there because they just fucking 
dominate, which pisses me off. 

684
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:30,480
They love to stare as well, and 
they love to stare and also 

685
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:32,880
they're just disgusting. 
They are lechy. 

686
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:35,080
It's not all men in the gym. 
I shouldn't even have to say 

687
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:36,280
this. 
Yes of course we know it's not 

688
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:38,040
all fucking men but it is most 
of you. 

689
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:41,120
It pisses me off and can anyone 
else relate? 

690
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:42,760
Oh my God it's actually making 
me angry. 

691
00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:45,680
You could be. 
So my gym routine I always go in

692
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:50,800
do like 20 minutes on a bike and
then I I will go and do like 2 

693
00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:53,240
muscle groups right? 
That's that's my gym routine. 

694
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:56,760
That's what I like to do. 
Yesterday for example, there is 

695
00:33:56,800 --> 00:34:01,920
about 8 bikes in our gym and 
they were all free. 

696
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:04,080
Literally every single fucking 
one. 

697
00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:09,760
And I go on to the very end bike
because I was trying to get away

698
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:12,840
from the fucking Bo smell that 
that was elevating the whole of 

699
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:14,159
the gym. 
I couldn't escape it. 

700
00:34:14,159 --> 00:34:15,800
So in the end, I just had to 
accept my fate. 

701
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:19,679
After three minutes maximum of 
sitting down, I look to my left.

702
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:22,719
There's a fucking old man next 
to me. 

703
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:25,199
Why go next to me? 
And there's so many other bikes 

704
00:34:25,199 --> 00:34:28,280
like. 
Why like I if if your sweaty 

705
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:30,440
butt crack away from me just get
the fuck. 

706
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:32,639
Away from me. 
Also, why do you want to be next

707
00:34:32,639 --> 00:34:34,239
to another person if you don't 
have to be? 

708
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:38,280
Like even if I walked into the 
gym and I saw a really fucking 

709
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:40,639
hot girl on a bike, I still 
wouldn't sit still, wouldn't go 

710
00:34:40,639 --> 00:34:42,280
next to her, no. 
No, because we're not. 

711
00:34:42,679 --> 00:34:45,639
I'd still leave at least one 
bike in between if there was a 

712
00:34:45,639 --> 00:34:49,320
whole row of three bikes because
no matter how hot she is, I want

713
00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:52,400
to be on my in my own fucking 
space as much as possible. 

714
00:34:52,679 --> 00:34:57,400
Not only that, The Dirty bastard
after fucking insisting on 

715
00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:59,280
sitting next to me whilst I'm 
trying to work out. 

716
00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:02,440
I shit you not, girls, for the 
whole fucking 20 minutes I was 

717
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:05,640
on this bike, was picking his 
nose to a point where I would 

718
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:08,120
literally look at him and then 
he'd pretend that he was 

719
00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:11,960
scratching his face and then I'd
look away and I could see him 

720
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:13,600
picking his nose out the corner 
of my eye. 

721
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:15,800
And it's actually made me want 
to cancel my gym membership 

722
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:19,800
because there is always someone.
We go to it like a really nice 

723
00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:23,040
gym, a gym that like advertises 
themselves, like is like a good 

724
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:24,840
gym. 
Fuck off. 

725
00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:27,400
There are always people. 
Literally. 

726
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:29,440
Didn't a man like fucking snot 
gobble? 

727
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:32,120
On the floor, Talk about. 
That I can't be talking about 

728
00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:37,080
that it's out of control. 
So petition for women only for a

729
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:41,120
women only non binary gym 
because I can't do this any 

730
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:42,720
longer. 
I actually can't. 

731
00:35:42,720 --> 00:35:43,880
First world problems. 
I can't. 

732
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:46,720
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 
And I don't blame you, you know,

733
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:49,920
I've realised that I'm so gay 
that I'm practically allergic to

734
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:53,560
men. 
The smell of men's Bo, it makes 

735
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:55,880
my stomach turn. 
But you know how straight girls 

736
00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:59,360
are like, oh, I love the smell. 
How also straight like or like 

737
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:05,040
girls love the scent of like man
smell, not even Bo but like man 

738
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:06,800
smell when it's mixed with their
Cologne. 

739
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:11,760
I hate, I hate. 
It does nothing for me. 

740
00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:14,800
I did test it, I hate it so 
much. 

741
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:20,600
Like I wear a pretty masculine 
perfume, but I know I'd hate it 

742
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:22,800
on a man. 
I'm also like allergic to semen 

743
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:25,360
so that's another thing. 
That's so funny, the fact that 

744
00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:27,120
your vagina literally rejects 
semen. 

745
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:30,000
My vagina was like, and I was 
like, I know, same. 

746
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:33,480
And she was looking at me, like 
up at me and like, you know what

747
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:38,000
I mean, Freya. 
The voices that you've like the 

748
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:42,200
the sound effects you come out 
with on this podcast today, like

749
00:36:42,240 --> 00:36:44,320
I don't know what the fuck is 
going on. 

750
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:46,160
Do you want to go into voice 
effects or something? 

751
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:48,440
Yeah, you sound like. 
That I've started doing 

752
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:49,800
impressions of literally 
everyone. 

753
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:52,080
So help me. 
I hate this. 

754
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:54,680
Oh, me. 
But yeah, if any of you guys 

755
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:56,800
want to know any of my voice 
effects that I've been up to 

756
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:59,320
recently, just give me a call 
and I'll call you and I'll do a 

757
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:01,440
few down the phone for you and 
then I'll just hang up 

758
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:03,600
awkwardly. 
What were you saying, Scarlett? 

759
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:06,320
Is there any more on that list? 
We'll do one more. 

760
00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:08,200
But I think we've been so hectic
today. 

761
00:37:08,240 --> 00:37:11,360
What's wrong with us? 
I think obviously apologies in 

762
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:13,360
advance. 
Don't you regress. 

763
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:16,240
Yeah, don't give us a bad 
fucking review for today's 

764
00:37:16,240 --> 00:37:18,400
podcast, please. 
Please. 

765
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:21,280
I actually still feel like we've
been fucking. 

766
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:23,160
Legendary. 
No, we're just ping ponging this

767
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:25,600
episode, OK? 
It's less structure than. 

768
00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:27,400
Usual. 
We're just unmedicated Queens, 

769
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:31,840
OK? 
Well, I've been not taking my 

770
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:34,600
citalopram out of nowhere for 
weeks now, I think. 

771
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:36,200
And you've started giving it to 
me again. 

772
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:39,040
And I was thinking, I've think 
I've got through the hump of not

773
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:40,480
being on it, so I wasn't going 
to take it. 

774
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:42,160
But then I couldn't be bothered 
to have the discussion slash 

775
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:44,800
argument with you last. 
That's why my head's gone a 

776
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:46,920
little bit funny over there, 
because I'm back to taking it 

777
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:48,440
again and I have gone a little 
bit. 

778
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:51,280
I'm pretty sure to our 
listeners, every single fucking 

779
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:53,960
time we do this podcast, we say 
we've not been taking it, which 

780
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:57,560
is what I mean about us. 
Like just giving up the fact of 

781
00:37:57,680 --> 00:37:59,120
just not. 
Fucking just whatever. 

782
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:01,600
Just we need our money. 
I'm just extending the parking 

783
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:04,760
just to add to the chaos. 
Just to add to the chaos, 

784
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:06,360
girlies. 
I've got to extend the parking 

785
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:11,040
before we get another ticket. 
And every time I've got so much 

786
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:13,440
trauma from us not paying our 
fucking parking fines because 

787
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:14,960
we're so fucking hectic. 
We lose them. 

788
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:18,240
Forget that they even exist. 
I have literal PTSD now that 

789
00:38:18,240 --> 00:38:21,280
every time our fucking doorbell 
goes early in the morning I 

790
00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:24,880
think it's the bailiff. 
I think it's the bailiff coming 

791
00:38:26,720 --> 00:38:30,440
who have fucking towed our car 
because we are so irresponsible 

792
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:34,280
that a 35 LB fucking parking 
sign turns into 1000 lbs. 

793
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:37,560
Which is why we can't afford to 
progress this podcast. 

794
00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:38,760
I. 
Fucking hate us. 

795
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:41,920
Yeah, it's bad that we're both 
like it as well. 

796
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:44,800
We needed one person in the 
relationship we've got like 

797
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:45,680
this. 
We've got to live now. 

798
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,000
Lives in the relationship. 
Thank you, Lev. 

799
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:53,280
Love you, I love you, baby. 
And we've ran out of time today 

800
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,080
for a Horror Story. 
So sorry. 

801
00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:57,000
Joe what? 
This is a. 

802
00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:58,680
Horrible story. 
We got to the Studio Lakes. 

803
00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:00,960
We're fucking our souls. 
We couldn't find the mikes 

804
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:04,080
because we're fucking ourselves.
We didn't set out a structure 

805
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:05,920
properly today because we're 
fucking ourselves. 

806
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:10,120
Yes, Freya's had chronic anxiety
all day, which has thrown her 

807
00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:12,240
off. 
I've now tried to overcompensate

808
00:39:12,240 --> 00:39:14,120
because you've had chronic 
anxiety, which is throwing me. 

809
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:17,000
Fine, darling, don't say you've 
been fine because you haven't 

810
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:18,800
been. 
Yes, silence is deafening. 

811
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:22,800
We love you and we'll see you 
next week and we'll come back 

812
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:27,240
with more refined shit, but some
of you love the really fucking. 

813
00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:31,000
Let this just kind of almost 
calm you down with how chaotic 

814
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:34,040
is, yeah. 
And a lot of you are nurses that

815
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:37,680
have to drive home after your 
long shifts, and I hope this 

816
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:40,160
keeps you awake because we sound
like we've do. 

817
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:41,600
You know, I've crapped it. 
What? 

818
00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:43,920
We had a fucking coffee on the 
way here, which we don't usually

819
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:46,120
do. 
Oh, that will do it. 

820
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:48,200
That will do it. 
You should only have one coffee.

821
00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:51,440
A. 
Day fucking spiked up blood 

822
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:53,680
sugar. 
Is that really shy girl and buns

823
00:39:53,720 --> 00:39:55,360
at home? 
She's just fucking spiking us 

824
00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:57,040
now. 
Probably with a bit better. 

825
00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:58,760
I think she hates. 
Me, and I don't blame her. 

826
00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:01,200
Fair enough, right? 
We love you guys, love you, and 

827
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:02,840
we'll speak to you next week. 
See you next week. 

828
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:06,760
Bye bye right now, the V is 
fire.

