You nasty little bitch. Hello, lesbians.
Hi everyone, welcome to this week's episode of the Lesbian
Supper Club Podcast. I'm just going to jump straight
in and ask if anyone has seen the Real Housewives of Beverly
Hills reunion. This is.
Breaking news. Kyle is getting a good old
grilling, Ari. Her situation, lesbian filled
situation with singer Morgan Wade.
I think we spoke about this a few months ago when Kyle
featured in Morgan's Video Music video and they were hanging out
all the time together and they had gone and oh, we.
Were saying they were fucking. Didn't that matching?
They're fucking. Yeah, I mean.
That's no surprise to anyone, no.
But an interview has surfaced whereby Kyle is getting asked
multiple questions surrounding Morgan like, well, are you a
thing? And instead of just saying no
like any normal person would do if they weren't seeing
something, she's very hesitant with every single response.
But what I found really interesting is the response that
she wasn't necessarily hesitant with or denying was when she was
asked would you and Morgan ever potentially be a thing?
So when she was asked if they were a thing, she said no.
But kind of no. But then yeah.
But then when they asked, would you ever consider being a thing?
She didn't say yes and she didn't say no.
She went, oh, I might, yeah, maybe.
So I controversially said to you, I actually don't
necessarily think this is potentially an issue with Kyle.
I think you don't think that it's an issue with her coming
out. No.
Yeah, I think the problem here is with the Jan her little Jan
Morgan. Yeah, actually maybe doing the
whole fuck boy thing. And I think Cole has been played
by her first. Lesbian.
But also maybe the difficulties around her, like divorce.
True, like it might mean he. Fucking cares about him though,
'cause he might give a cheated on a left, right and fucking
centre. I couldn't give a fuck, but I
think that, like maybe that's what's making her cry, because
like, I genuinely think that Kyle will just own being bi,
queer, whatever. But also, it kind of hurt my
heart though, when I could see her crying, because that is
honestly what I fucking. Well, she's just been fucking
outed publicly, which is horrible.
Really bad. I don't think that he should
have done that. I really don't.
Yeah, but surely going into those because it's the reunion
thing of The Real Housewives. You.
I think if you watch Real Sorry if you don't watch Real
Housewives, by the way. But if you listen to this
podcast, you're going to have to start it because we love it.
The same thing happened with Brandy.
Do you remember when Brandy said that she's sat with Denise
Richards? Yeah, so, but surely, like
legally they have to be prepped somewhat of the questions that
are going to be asked that she. Knew it was going to be asked of
her. What I love though, is Erica.
Erica was sat. There with like.
Stoic support, yeah. You could see in her eyes where
she was, like, it's all good, baby girl.
It's all good. Do you want me to laugh You for
more, though? Her sister.
What's her fucking name? Kathy.
Her face.
She looked like she was on the wiser already.
She's just sat there like. Yeah, but I don't think.
Kathy looks like Donald Trump in a wig.
I think Kathy. Just didn't know what was.
Going, Yeah, But I think that's her whole thing.
She knows exactly what's going on all the time.
She's very calculated, yeah. So she knows how to play stupid
whilst actually manipulating everyone in the room.
Yeah, so she'll fucking know. She will know I love.
Kyle, so much so when we go out to, by the way guys, we're going
out to LA this year, just just putting.
That, Yeah, just dropping that in.
When we go out to LA this year, I have to find her and I want
her to be my best friend. I think there's not a problem
with us, like camping outside our house and ringing our
doorbell every now and then. I'd walk our dogs because I'd
read that That's what I was about to say.
I'd really just love to spend some time with all of our dogs.
Yeah, I really love her dogs. That would be the winning.
Like I I love her because of how much she loves dogs.
Yeah, that's like a big thing for me.
It's been a big Kyle's constant green flag throughout all
seasons of The real House of Beverly Hills is her dogs.
Couldn't agree more. Oh God, I just.
But yeah, being outed publicly, it's just fucking shit.
It's just horrible. Regardless of if she.
It felt very sorry. It felt very much the same as
the Krish L&G Flip selling Sunset Reunion.
No, it didn't. It felt a lot worse because in
the reunion, Krish L was owning it.
She was like, yeah, I've met. They were still grilling her.
Really. Quite they were, but nowhere
near as bad as this. And Chrishell already had the
power by already outing herself, right?
So this is that's very different to being outed.
Fair enough if you know people are asking uncomfortable
situations, but I do think that that was irresponsible of them
to do. Andy Cohen is a gay man, baby.
Showbiz. But he's a gay man and I know
for a fact to be a cunt. Andy Cohen, is he?
Izzy, I didn't. I honestly, I didn't think he.
Was gay. You didn't know who?
No. I I honestly thought he was a
straight man. No, that has shocked me.
You. Yeah.
I swear that to God needs a bit. I thought Andy Cohen was no, I
don't care when it comes to men. I thought Andy Cohen was a
straight man. No, fuck no.
My God, he's hold on. I've just.
Got that? Makes it even worse that if he
is a straight man and he is grilling another part of the.
Community. You mean gay man?
Sorry, gay man. If he is a gay man and he's
grilling another member of the community in that way, hang on,
we're just Google. He's straight, isn't he?
He's gay. Has it said he's gay?
Where gay? I'll put Andy Cohen gay.
Openly gay? Oh.
Showing us the first openly gay host of American late night talk
show. Fuck, I'm so surprised that you
didn't know that he. Was gay?
No idea. He's like little orange face.
I had no idea. So yeah, this makes it even
worse that he. Would I know?
Happily and because I know it's their job, but like, happily and
openly grill. I wouldn't have done it.
Potentially a member of the community, or even if not a
member of the community, anyone about being queer.
Just like I think it's fine, like in media, if you're in the
public eye, to accept that people are going to talk about
things and assume things, and sometimes they may be right,
sometimes they're really fucking wrong.
And that is the part, sadly part of being in the public
different. Grilling in it.
It's different. Very different.
A news article writing a little fucking paragraph on you is very
different to you being placed in a room full full of your
friends, actually your family there as well, and being grilled
on your sexuality in person. Is is is very different?
Yeah, exactly. Well, I just want to let Kyle
know because she clearly listens to the podcast.
We support you. We support you.
I love you. And if you ever just need
someone to give you a nice little hug.
If you ever just need, you know, some new queer girly pops, we'll
do it. We'll do it, yeah.
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Moving on from this, like something really similar.
Actually, what we wanted to talk to you today was being gay at
school. Yeah.
So being outed potentially or or.
Being or just being a gay person at school, even if you're not
out. I wanted to talk about this from
like my and our own experience of what that was like for us
growing up. Now I know I've, I definitely
have spoken before on this about like my coming out, and I think
that's entirely different. Also, when I came out, I was 21,
so I was the the closet was literally sewn shut from the
insides. But when I was at school, what I
want to talk about that was so kind of traumatic is when you're
younger and I don't know what it's like now for for kids at
school. I really don't.
I hope it's better. I think it is better in some
cases. Sometimes you know you still
think. In some countries it's better.
I definitely. I mean we can only really speak
from the uki do think from speaking with younger people and
parents of younger people it is better.
There are a lot more protections in place, open conversations in
place. And also young people today are
consuming media in all angles. I mean, particularly TikTok,
Yeah. And there is an awful lot of
representation on TikTok. So I don't see how they could be
exposed in such positive ways consistently and then go and be
homophobic in school in large scales.
I'm not saying you're still going to get the odd little
piece of shit. Yeah, no, I'm just on about my
previous experience. So, so now that I preface that
like if anyone saw me at school and if anyone's listening to
this, who went to fucking school with me, I know you all thought
I was gay because you all called me gay.
You called me a dyke. You called me a lesbian.
Being gay in school in the early like, OK, so like what, mid
2000s? We're talking like 2008 to 2000
and 1415 was horrible. Hold on, I left school.
Yeah, but I'm talking sixth form as well.
I went to a sixth form. OK, I left school in 2000 and.
Ten I left school in 2012. I Oh my God.
I was like, someone wants Chuck to fucking Jack a potato.
But. Not for being gay, though.
No, but no. But like, I was actually in a
relatively, like, popular group of people knew that I was gay.
Like they sensed it before I did, right?
So they'd always make comments. So then what I'm trying to get
at is what's worse than what happened there?
Because obviously other girls got it a lot worse.
You know, girls that were a lot more kind of like Butch
presenting would literally get heard that you're a dyke, you're
a lesbian. They'd always yelling it, go go
gay all the time. And I went to an all girls
school as well. So being a lesbian in an all
girls school is literally you're asking for people to think that
you're a predator. And that's the worst part
because I remember the girl would walk into the changing
rooms and everyone would cover themselves up.
He was like, you're a Dick, like you're such an asshole.
And and then that's why I didn't come out because I saw how badly
the other ones were getting treated.
So I was like, I don't want to be.
I've just found my group and I want to stay safe and I kind of
didn't know anything about myself.
But what this led to was really dangerous behaviour.
So I would go out and I would be very underage, like 15, and I
would sleep with the guys and do things with guys I really,
really didn't want to do. And mainly because I knew that
it was going to get back to the group that I had done that.
In yeah. So it was kind of like, they're
not going to think I'm gay if I've given a handy to Tom.
I had it different where I definitely like HID under the
radar very, very well. I was also in the quote UN quote
popular group, which I actually hated because I didn't.
So I liked half of the girls in the group.
I didn't like the other half of the girls in the group, but I
also just didn't like the group mentality that happens within
those groups. And I also didn't like the fact
I fucking joined in on it sometimes as well.
And I would feel uncomfortable whilst doing it.
But it was kind of because again, I'd had so many bad
experiences with school when I was in year seven, you know, it
was awful. I was so desperate to just fit
in and not be the victim of the IT was just, I wouldn't say it
was bullying, I would just say it was just shit bagness.
So I hid it really well, but I knew deep down probably from the
eight. I mean we've spoken about this a
bit like 8, even younger. It wasn't something that was
like at the forefront of my mind, but it was definitely
something. I, looking back now, hid within
myself every single day of my school life.
Because when all of my friends were talking about the good
looking boys on the playground and I was joining in on those
conversations knowing I was lying, but I didn't consciously
feel like I was lying. But it felt uncomfortable for me
because I knew that I didn't feel and view these boys the
same way as that my friends did. I also was obsessed with my PE
teacher like I loved her. Classic Must be listening to
this. I love you.
I I don't even know why. Because she wasn't, yeah.
But her. Breath stunk.
Her Breath stunk. Yeah, but I really hope she's
not listening to this. She had quite her name, but
like. She was.
She had quite she had a good body to be, yeah.
And. Like the Jani personality
though. She's very, very queer coded.
Because maybe because. I'm pretty sure she was
straight, by the way. Oh.
But maybe because you related to her.
Yeah, she was queer coded, but I'm pretty sure she was
straight, really. I mean, she was outwardly
obsessed with Mr., Who was our other PE teacher, A guy.
And she was like, quite literally, we head over heels
for him. Outwardly, everyone spoke about
it, so I'm pretty sure she wasn't gay.
I mean, she could be now, but. She might not have been.
She was young, though she was quite young as well.
I honestly, I I found every day to be uncomfortable knowing that
I was gay and I wasn't living my true self.
I knew that I felt so entirely different to everyone else.
The way that I would describe it is you've all gone out for a
meal and everyone absolutely fucking loved their food, but
you didn't and they're all ranting and raving about it and
so. You pretend to like it.
Pretended to like it. You don't want to let anyone
down. That was genuinely how it felt.
Like you I just. I wanted to be straight.
So. Bad.
See, I didn't. I felt so false in my existence.
I was desperate to find my peace, which is why when I met
my ex and she had a gay group of friends, that awakening for me
or that finding that community for me was so liberating, I
can't even describe. Yeah, but I think that you
describe it better than me. You interpreted that feeling
better than me because ultimately that's what I wanted
as well. And I thought the only way that
I could get that was if I was genuinely straight.
I didn't realise that that was a world out there for me and then
I knew that I could study in Brighton when I was 17, so then
I moved over there thinking this is going to be the gayest but
it. Wasn't though, was it?
No. I thought, this is going to be
the gayest time of my life. I cannot wait because I'm away
from everyone that knows me and I can entirely be myself.
And that's when the internal struggle came in.
And can we also say that even though Brighton's really gay, I
was studying with a load of people who are my age, maybe
slightly older, and it still was in the time when being gay
wasn't an out and ready thing, even in Brighton, even sudden
'cause these people had come from all different walks of
yeah. But Vanille was gay.
Vanille was gay, but I felt. I still felt.
Was Vanille confident in her sexuality?
Very confident, Vanille. She's a friend of shit.
She literally grew up in a commune.
She never had to care. But The thing is for me is that
she was the only other really like openly gay one there.
You need to understand what this was like for me.
I thought I was going into pussy heaven.
So you thought that and I went to finally find like safety and
actually you didn't even find it?
There I didn't find anyone that was there.
I found this one girl that I was semi sleeping with.
It was a really weird situation. God, she gave me the ick so
badly that I don't know if I can even recover from it to this
day. And she was, Yeah.
And. And it wasn't really her fault.
She was just a little bit Nancy. Like, do you know what I mean?
And. Like that is her fault.
Yeah, true. But I I remember when I I want
to talk about this story because it's funny.
I remember when I met her and I ended up just like making out
with her on this dance floor. And then we went out for like a
cigarette and she was like, oh, so what's your deal?
Like, are you straight by? Was it?
It wasn't even like gay was an option.
I was like, no, like, I'm, I'm straight fucking loser.
So I kind of let myself down. But I think it was because of
the years of oppression that I had at school.
Yeah, I tried to convince myself so much that even when I was met
in the face of someone, yeah, but if if it was like a gay
group and I felt really confident, no, Because different
for. Me.
No. Because when I met my ex on a
dating app, I owned it. Then from the moment that I
found another gay thing. No, I'm not saying I'm just
saying. It's funny how.
But then on top of all of this school stuff, I didn't have my
mum in my back pocket. Basically hate criming me.
Very true. So you had another.
Layer But you openly did have a gay thing going on from the age
of 14. So no, it wasn't at school.
No, but I mean, like you had an ongoing gay.
Oh, so did I I had gay shit going on when I was at school.
Yeah, I like going through school was really tough, hiding
who you are. But I didn't have anyone to
reflect myself with or to. As soon as I found that I just
owned it. Yeah, that's fair enough.
Because I think I was just so. But I think this is where, like
my sense of self and like my justice complex comes in, where
once I had found someone else to kind of justify how I felt, no
one was going to make me feel bad for the person that I am.
Do you know what put me back in the closet though?
What? Because like when I was in
Brighton and I just remembered that and and I really, it's
something that I haven't been able to stop thinking about.
There was this girl who looked gay.
I thought she was gay, OK? Just thought she was gay.
She acted gay. She looked gay.
Thought she was gay. We were at a house party and I
was just like really drunk. And like, we were kind of like
flirty. And I went to go and kiss her
and she looked at me and she went, Freya, no, I'm not.
I'm not gay. I'm not like that.
And we. Just searched on social media
said. Yeah, yeah, she married to a
man. Oh, which is?
Absolutely. Fair enough, right?
By the way, that is fair enough, yeah.
But it was fair enough that she wasn't into that and whatever.
But I felt so ashamed and I felt so sick.
Yeah, but this is because I think at the time as well, you
had so much internalised homophobia, you were going about
this all wrong. So you were going out.
You weren't living your truth in your broad in the broad
daylight, right? So what you were doing is you
were going out getting absolutely fucked up because you
could excuse it to yourself if you had a queer thing whilst you
were so drunk it wasn't real. So you were then doing that and
then making these poor judgement calls like trying on with girls
who hadn't actually told you that they were straight despite
your assumption, and then looking they were gay despite
your assumption and them looking so.
So then what you were doing, you were coming on to them, you were
getting rejected, which was then further enhancing the hatred you
felt towards yourself. I mean, she was the only person
who rejected me, but I still fucking bear this burden.
Hold on, let me I've got to find her now.
Because I need you to be like, yeah, she looks gay.
Or you look at it and you go, yeah, but I do.
Think, and I like shout out to you guys listening as well.
Some of you will still be in the closet.
Do you think, because I do feel like this is a universal thing,
that people's schools experience, either delay them
from coming out or keep them in the closet?
Because I think we can all be so easily, like these are our
formative years, right? Being in, I mean, Americans
would call it high school, we call it secondary school.
Being in high school, being a teenager starting to try and
work out who the fuck you are. You're having intense
friendships, relationships, etcetera.
If you're doing all of that and not living your truth.
And then also hearing or witnessing homophobia, both
indirectly, directly within your friendship group conversations,
etcetera. You're going to be plastered
with shame. Did that delay you from coming
out or has it? If you're a straight listener,
you can send this in anonymously, quote UN quote.
Straight has those kind of actions and words that your
peers spoke to you in school or spoke around you in school.
Do you think that's hindered you?
Because despite me coming out when I was like just about to
turn 19, if I was in a school environment where I saw more
people like myself because there would have been more people like
myself. But obviously they were just all
in the closet too and the fucking education system was
addressing it. We didn't have one gay fucking
conversation in any of my lessons.
Not talking in fucking geography, not talking in
history. Oh yeah, she looks gay.
Not talking in English, like all of these queer novels, like
everything. None of this was mentioned.
If that had of been addressed, I think I would have worked out
consciously who the fuck I was a lot sooner.
And I think it's really sad. Like our education system
definitely has a role to play in fucking helping people accept
who they are and educating bigots as well, from bullying
and harassing the LGBTQ plus community.
Yeah, but we're talking very much in the past tense.
I know some of you listening to this will be actually going
prayers just showed me the girl that she came onto.
And yes, she does absolutely look lesbian.
Like 100%. No two ways about it.
Some of you listening will be in school, in college, quite
literally going through this, I hope.
First of all, you can't relate because things have got so much
better if you can relate. The only piece of the advice
that I can give you is that this will not last forever.
These people that you have to be around sadly every day at the
moment. Going to school will not last
forever. And you will be out of there
before you know it, and you will find liberation, and you will
find your peace, and you will find your.
People, Yeah, listen to me when I say these are not the best
years of your life. Whoever says that to you?
Is lying. Whoever said school the best
years of their life peaked it. Fucking school.
Yeah. Lame.
Yeah. Yeah.
But also my mum says that sorry mum.
Does she? Yeah, my mum says it all the
time. Love school?
Best years in my life. Best years in my life, School
was. I loved it.
I was top of the class in history.
She says. It all the time and I'm like,
OK, Mum. But I think as well, like, I
kind of want this to be therapeutic to those who might
be still holding on to it. Like it could have literally
been 20-30 years ago that you were at school.
I don't ever want any of you to like, hold that in.
You being like that was really fucking rough because honestly,
like we've all fucking been there.
We've all done it. We've all come out the other
side. And if I could go back now, it
would be an entirely different situation.
I would own the fact I was fucking gay.
Obviously, you know, if you're in a safe space, etcetera,
you're not going to get like kicked out or anything, say if
you're in like a, a country that doesn't accept it.
But I would own if I was back at that same school, but these
years and knowing what I know now, I would completely own it.
And also, you just take away the power off of everyone, like
holding it over, you'll be like, yeah, I am a lesbian.
Exactly. Yeah, but you do.
Not mean that lesbian, but yeah, I am a.
Lesbian. And The thing is, like a lot of
the stuff that we get feet like you guys comment on, etcetera,
all the time is, is that you love how much we love and own
who we are. And I love that about myself
now. But that wasn't always the case.
So if you. Feel a bit of self hate or wish
that you could get to a point where you felt or feel how we
feel you will get there. It is just like growth.
Totally. You just have to sometimes go
through these shitty things to be able to get to a point where
you're like, actually, do you know what?
Fuck you. I don't care about irrelevant
people's opinions. But as soon as you start to
realize that, you do free yourself of like, the only true
opinion I really care about when it comes to me and who I am as a
person is my own. Yeah.
Do you know what I mean? Like I I have to care about what
I'm putting out there. Yes.
Like that means more to me to feel like I'm doing the right
thing with the best intentions, rather than someone telling me
if I am or. I'm not.
Yeah. And like, if I know in my heart
that I'm doing something with the best intentions, I could
definitely be wrong. Still with what I'm doing.
But at least I'm like, look, I didn't.
I didn't mean it. I didn't like me to be a cunt.
Ultimately, Oh, I want to talk to you lot as well though, about
how fucking expensive the fucking dentist is.
Can someone do something about this?
Didn't you speak about this last week?
Did I? No.
I think you did expensive did because we went and recorded
straight after. No, we didn't.
Yes, we did. No, we didn't.
We did. Well, I'm saying again, no more
expensive dentist. If anyone's a dentist on here,
can you give me a call, please? I'll let you look in my mouth
for free. We're recording in bed today, by
the way, which is fucking amazing.
I'm in my. Little I love Slumber.
Ziggy snoring at the end of the bed looking really cute.
Do you know what Ziggy loves? Nothing more than laying in this
bed with us and hearing our voices.
Yeah, it sends him right off, doesn't it?
We're like this white noise. Loves it.
So today's Horror Story is titled Please Call Her A Cunt
For Me, OK? Which obviously I'm I'm happy to
do any. Does she listen to the podcast?
I don't know. She doesn't have to have done
anything can I'd happily call her.
I can't. So this person has written in hi
LSE emailing from the land down under love Aussies.
I do love saying fucking love you Aussies.
I think the Aussies are my favourites.
Yeah, I can't now. I can't pick a favorite.
But I do love the Aussies. I think I'm going to have to say
I love the Aussies. I mean, I've just expressed how
much I love the word cunt. So Aussie.
Aussie. Anyway, that was a fucking ick.
Oh God. Right.
Oh, no. Hold on before.
We get on to this. Can we?
Freya's new obsession is husband calling.
OK, so I don't know if you lot have seen this, but on TikTok
there are videos of the Ohio women's contest for husband
calling and they all basically have to get on a mic and display
how they call their husbands to come in from something or to
come in for dinner. So I've got 3 favourites.
One of them I will start with Randy.
Randy, no come for dinner. I know where she goes, come for
dinner. And then there's Roy.
Roy. Roy.
I'm waiting for dinner.
Roy. Roy.
And then?
Dero. Dero, Dero.
Come inside, Dero. She thought there was so many
things that Freya says. And does that make me question
how much I'd like prison life? But for some reason, there's
also the odd thing that she does, which is potentially the
most insufferable of all the things.
And yet somehow I really enjoy it.
And I don't know what that says about me.
I always. Enjoy the most annoying things.
The most annoying and the most rogue.
So you're absolutely barbaric alter egos and you're really,
really barbaric behaviour, which is like, not it's the annoying.
Shit, you know, if I've done something naughty, I did
something very naughty the other day.
I'm not going to mention it on here, but I did do something
very naughty the other day and it wasn't too scarlet and I
don't think I've ever seen anything make her laugh.
More. It really.
It's still tickles me. It's tickled me two or three
times a day, Every day since, anyway.
My love. Sorry, back to the Horror Story.
Please call her account for me. Hi IC emailing from the land
down Under. I've recently found your podcast
and have loved the content. Thank you for all you do for the
community and for fostering such a safe space to talk about
everything gay. We are more than happy to do so.
I have a Horror Story about my first relationship which was a
five year long distance relationship.
Fucking hell. Five years.
Five years LDR. You poor little.
Girl, unfortunately it's not much of A funny one, but I hope
this oh we'll make it funny, don't worry.
But I hope this story helps to initiate a conversation on self
love, self esteem and to think twice about why am I laughing.
Way Self Esteem Wanker. Sorry self love.
No, I'm joking, this is really bad.
But I hope this story helps to initiate a conversation on self
love, self esteem, and to think twice about anyone who treats
you poorly, even if they claim to love you for who you are.
I've only been here. I can hear.
The laughter. In your voice, I'm laughing
because I've probably said that to you at some point.
No, I'm joking. I haven't carry on.
I've only said that to you and you've complained about not
liking your body image. And then you've smashed 4 bars
of chocolate at 11:00 at night. And then I go, don't ask me for
sympathy, which I think is fair enough.
It is too far. I've only been able to be brave
enough to laugh and share how fucked it is now.
Some mild trigger warnings for body shaming and diet culture?
Oh. My God, no, this isn't funny.
Oh no. I got together with my ex
partner, who I met through mutual friends.
She lived in another continent while I lived in Australia.
She was five years older than I was, and at the time I was 21
years old, closet of baby, gay in unique, with a limited idea
of what our relationship was. So basically what we've just
been talking about. I was studying to become a
therapist and together with the nature of a long distance
relationship where all you can do is sometimes talk, our
relationship became very deep and emotional.
Here I was exposed to some of my ex's unhealthy dot dot dot
views, if you could call it that, some small context.
I've struggled with weight my whole life and I've always been
a size 14 to 16. My ex was thin.
Hence we had many conversations, both directly and indirectly,
about how I needed to lose weight.
Oh God, I only saw this as problematic in hindsight, but at
one point she mentioned she was afraid she'll find me so
unattractive because of my weight that she would no longer
want to be intimate with me anymore.
OK, yeah, she's a cunt. Oh my God, she is a cunt.
All this was coloured under the concern of health and love.
Why do they always do that? It's.
I'm doing it because I love you. But she was a size 1416.
It wasn't, actually. Fucking obese, unable to fucking
get out of bed. And also because her family
thought I was too big to be healthy.
Oh my God. So she even, like, let her
family talk to her about it as well.
Being naive and gaslit, I chose to agree and apologise.
Throughout the years I starved, exercise and did all I could to
lose weight. I lost quite a bit eventually
but it was never good enough for her.
The relationship has some crazy highs and I stayed because love
really blinds your judgement. Sometimes it does.
Fast forward to our 4th year. We met my side of town for my
birthday. We booked a nice place with the
intention to spend some time together on the night of my
birthday. She said she needed to chat for
a few minutes to this girl who she met and was supporting her
through her Olympic journey into sport.
Oh, here we go. A few months before this, I
remembered my ex saying that she was hosting A fundraiser for
this girl for some new equipment so she could compete at the
Olympics. A fundraiser which I donated
some of my money to. Needless to stay a few minutes
turned to nearly three hours. Oh my God.
So she was on the phone for three hours whilst it was her
birthday? Yeah.
Sorry. I was.
Yeah. What the fuck?
I was upset but she told me this girl had a troubled past.
Hence I put it down to a genuine need for support.
I gave her some advice too, from being a therapist as to how she
could best support her. Fast forward again a few months.
Things were a bit distant, but I put it down to busy work
schedules, both between this time.
She had asked me to get tickets to the Olympics, which I could
because of connections to the country it was held in.
One day I had enough of the distance and asked for one of
those. Let's try to communicate better
discussions over the phone, which was agreed to very
quickly. When time came to chat, however,
she proceeds to break up with me.
She tells me that she's been emotionally cheating on me with
the athletes she was supporting. Oh, shocked.
And that that athlete had been staying in her home for several
months. No.
So it was more than just a fucking mental?
They've definitely been shagging.
Shagging. Come on.
And the fact that she was staying there and she didn't
even tell her that's. So bad.
I found out the only reason she had finally had the balls to
break up with me was that her mum had picked up the feelings
for this girl, incidentally, because she saw them in bed
together. Your jokes.
Cunt's own mum was so appalled by her own daughter's behaviour
she was willing to expose her. I mean take us to the mum.
Take us to the mum. Her mum, bless her, threatened
to kick her out of the house if she didn't come clean to me
rather terribly during this our conversation, whilst I was
trying to keep it together, she played the victim saying she was
hurting too and that it was hard for her to fucking hell.
Needless to say it was lesbian heartbreak at his best.
The rage, sadness and all kinds of fucked I felt was literally
out of this world for months. I felt disgusted at the help I
gave, both emotionally and financially.
I fucked around with my body image being cheated on for
literally a world class athlete. That is shit like that is shit
because not only was she cheated on, she was cheated on with a
world class athlete who no doubt is going to have a really
athletic, quote UN quote fit body because it's her fucking
job and this girl's been ridiculed.
Bless her for years by her cun TX for not having the.
Idea of what? The type that she wants.
Really, really, really bad. Yeah, worst of it all.
I did get the tickets for the Olympics, which were we were
supposed to travel together to go to.
She also ended things a month before and already paid for an
expensive trip to Europe with her and her friends and three
days before I was due to have major dental surgery.
What a horrible, horrible fucking hell.
The aftermath for both of us was incredibly dramatic and there
are a few other horror stories said within the relationship,
but I do risk being too long winded.
Briefly, the Olympics got cancelled because of COVID.
I still went to Europe but embarked on a solo E play Love
Journey instead. Brilliant.
And the sedative meditation for the surgery recovery helped numb
the heartbreak, too. Well, you've got to take what
you. Can get I just.
You know what I mean. Yeah, I think that ultimately
fuck me. What?
A The only thing I never got to do was to tell her that she was
a terrible person. I've taken the high ground so we
can be cordial, but in truth part of me will probably
remember the heart and resentment of what had happened
for a long time. As such, to end this long story,
I'm seeking some help to tell the universe that she was truly
a cunt in the most British and crude way possible, which
arguably is the best way to finish mending a lesbian heart.
Right, well, you've got it here. First you.
Are the the biggest cunt I have ever heard of, You nasty little
bitch. That wasn't actually planned.
Can I just say I was just intently watching the way in
which Freya's lips were going to move?
Carry on and. And and I hope you get get so
fucking fat. You hold on.
And I hope you get. High.
Cholesterol Hang on, let me just sing a song for her.
You are a cunty. Cunty cunty cunty cunty cunty
cunty cunt, cunt, cunt. Cunty, cunty, cunty, cunty,
cunt. Cunty, cunty, cunt, cunt, cunt,
cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt.
Cunt, cunt, cunt. Cunt, That's shit.
I'm sorry. I've got.
I honestly sometimes just don't have the words.
I mean that is a Horror Story, but one of like such deep
emotional that probably. Would have been better off for
one of our sessions. Because in hindsight, yes, it's.
So bad that it is actually Horror Story.
Yeah. So yeah, I mean, look, you're
better off without that bitch. That cunt.
I mean a key piece of advice here, don't do a fucking five
year LDR again. What a waste.
A waste of time. Also, I hope you're enjoying
your food and you're loving your body and.
I hope you ate every fucking bit of pasta round your trip in
Europe, around Italy, every bit of bread.
Cheese, doughnut, Pizza, Pasta. We've got some great food in
Europe and I hope you were fucking loving it.
Yeah. And on that note.
And she is a cunt. And she is a cunt.
And on that note, we love you all and we will speak to you
next week. Goodbye.
Bye Cunt. Goodbye.
OK, just bye. Bye.