Hello everyone, welcome to a very ad hoc rogue episode of the
lesbian supper club podcast. We are sat here it is my
birthday me being Scarlet and scarlet scarlet we decided after
a cup of glasses of wine wouldn't it be funny to do a
slightly ad hoc episode of the lesbian supper club podcast.
So we've literally just got the mics out and we've got out the
interface and we're recording. So to start off the podcast,
let's introduce the rogue folk that we are here with today.
So Olivia, considering you're holding the microphone I'm
looking at, you go first. Introduce yourself.
Who are you and why the fuck are you here?
Why the fuck am I here? Well, I'm live AKA manager live,
so I wouldn't be here. Well, you wouldn't be here, but
I'll live so guys don't be here. I think everyone, I think
everyone knows me by now, so I don't need to introduce myself
to. Don't be nasty.
Don't be fucking just because it's your birthday.
We're literally recording in our fucking flat with the mics we
bought ourselves. So yes, we would still be here.
We wouldn't have as many as many brand deals and we wouldn't be
able to afford to buy the mics for that exactly.
OK, we'll have a meeting tomorrow to debrief on that one.
Anyway, I'll pass the mic over to the.
Let's pass the pass the mic over to Polly.
Hi, I'm Polly. I'm I'm basically.
I've been hired by Freya just to really annoy Scarlett.
On her birthday. Because like, Scarlett was
receiving loads of presents and basically Freya was like, we
just need to like knock her down a little bit.
So I I got the message like 10 minutes ago just to calm and
just wine. Yeah, and I do.
I do quite literally hate your existence.
I do feel like you're doing a brilliant job.
You have an every single penny that I'm going to.
Give I don't know if anyone else has this type of friend that
like they love. Like I honestly do love Polly
but every time she opens her mouth I want to plummet fucking
forklift into. Her.
You know what, though, Polly? You're fit, so it's fine.
All right, I'll give you that one, Polly.
Oh. God, in true style, I'll be very
awkward. I'm definitely not the
personality hire of the French. I'm here to make everyone feel
better about their dating life because my dating stories are so
terrible and sometimes feature on the podcast.
Thank you so much, Leo. Joe, that's a that's a brilliant
little roundup, actually, that that is to them so well.
So I want to talk quickly about it being my birthday.
And we were actually meant to record an episode earlier just
me and Freya Ari, just because we're meant to on today.
And then we didn't. And I've had an amazing birthday
because you guys are going to be shocked to fucking hear that.
I've known for the past like 2 1/2, three months that Freya has
been arranging a surprise. But I'm really bad at surprises
because I get so much anxiety around the unknown.
So I know that she's been arranging a surprise with all
the girls in the room and I didn't know what it was going to
be at all. And I thought at one point it
was going to be a holiday, so I brought it up and I was like,
look, if it's a holiday, like basically it needs to be fucking
executed within like maximum precision because I'll get
severe anxiety about leaving the dog because I'll basically only
leave Ziggy with my mom, etcetera, etcetera.
And Fred was like, don't worry, I wouldn't do that to you.
I'm not going to do a fucking holiday.
So I was like, OK, cool. Never.
I was like never. Very scarlet coded.
So I was like, well, what's scarlet coded?
Scarlet coded is going on a dog walk or going to like a petting
zoo or something. So I've been like, fully
expecting a petting zoo. Imagine me having to set up a
fucking group chat for a petting zoo.
Yeah. She can just please.
What were you gonna say, Polly? Go.
Away if is what we're doing for Freya's birth.
Yeah, like something like that, that.
You still need to get a go away. That's honestly what I thought
it was gonna be. So yesterday Fred gets out my
like birthday surprise last night, even though it was my
birthday today because she was like, I literally cannot sleep
on this secret one more night, so can you please open the
secret? So she brings out this big
package and it's a travel holder bag.
And I was like, OK, cool. I thought that we were going on
some kind of like excursion. I open the zip, I pull out the
first piece of paper and it's got a fucking rhino on the
front. And she's like, we've adopted
you a rhino for your birthday. And I'm like, do you know what?
Fair. Love it.
And then it dawned on me. I was like, Buck, this bitch is
taking me on fucking safari. Yeah, So I'm shitting myself
because I'm like, oh, because. You need to say what you opened
within the bag because there was the face mask and then the
additional. Yeah, so she bought me my face
masks that I really love. Simple, by the way, Shout out to
Simple. Do these like Jelly face masks
which are. So good.
Some like tanning oil shit like that, but that wasn't clicking.
It was just like, yeah, ear defenders.
No, the deflator. Listened to Polly deflated.
Oh yeah. And then I picked the deflating
out and basically I always get really fucking I'll whenever I
fly I get really bad stomach pain.
So I pulled out the deflating and I'm like fuck I'm going on a
flight. But at this point I'm still like
not really sure. Anyway, I then pull out the
second folder of paper. Turns out Freya has bought me or
kind of created me. Sorry, this like magazine and on
the front it was a picture of second thus I open it up and
basically it was like you're going to 2nd thus with the girls
and you're all going to be shocked to hear I burst into
tears. Like a little.
Fucking baby. I think it's because the first
note was we're leaving Ziggy with your mom, and that's
probably what made you cry. I was honestly so like.
Distraught that Polly was going. I was a distraught that Polly
was on the invite. This I was beat.
No, I was honestly so touched that I have a group of people in
my life that would go to the extremes that these guys do.
No, it was something for me. It was like it was really nice.
So I literally burst into tears. Also PSAI have not been taking
my citalopram for the last six weeks because actually for the
last two years I've been sharing phrase which I shouldn't be
doing. I have actually been prescribed
previously, but then in true style I haven't been to the
doctors and renewed them. So I've just been taking Freya's
and then Freya's been like really slacking on her
girlfriend duties and oh and. Hasn't.
Actually been giving them to me so I was like fuck it I'm going
to stop taking them. However, I will say by not
taking them I do think touch words my migraines been better.
Yeah, but I now actually feel things so I started crying like
a little fucking bitch. To be fair, I think me and Freya
looked at each other last night and we were like, you child
crying. We were like.
I didn't know what to do. As soon as you started crying I
was like, I've got to take a photo to send it to Leo and
Polly because this is like some scarlet out in the wild
behaviour. So I had the best birthday
surprise ever. The whole reason why we sat up
the mics today is because during this birthday trip, Leo threw
her sheer problematic personality insisted that she
had to have a room on her own, which means that Liv and Polly
are having to share. So obviously we're like, well,
you guys are going to. Yeah, most likely coupled to
fuck Not Me and Live Not Me and Polly.
Yeah, exactly. And not me and prayer.
Either they had, they have a little Jacuzzi on there, Tara.
And they do we have a private. Yeah.
So the whole reason I picked out the mics today is because we've
got this candle which we will plug in the flat, which
basically you light and it burns like wax, but you can pour on
your skin. Yeah.
But also shout out to the axe. Shout out to the axe, you've
done this. Yeah, cheers Libs Axe.
Thanks. Some on your skin.
Amazing. Put on Polly.
Actually pouring it on Polly. Now it turns into like an oil.
Oh yeah, rub it in charm. Is.
Really. Oh, lips rubbing it in full
Polly. We're just doing a little taste
of and. I'm gonna use.
It for great just turns. Into like kind of like a Lube
based oil. Yeah, yeah.
Now picture me. I wouldn't want, I could be
honest. So I wouldn't want this anywhere
near my vagina because I would get B like that, no?
It's you're not. It's external.
You're internal. I'm rubbing it into Leo.
It smells like Lady Million or 1,000,000.
Oh yeah, Paka Roban. Yeah, it.
Smells like a. It smells better than.
That it smells really sexy, like I feel like.
It smells. Like it's nothing you'd want to
go inside you, but it's more of an external massaging.
Oh nice, it's fucking stunning. Cheers to my ex and it means.
Thank you so much for your ex. So sex oil.
We'll plug it on the podcast. This stuff is fucking amazing.
I've just figured out what the topic of this conversation is
going to be, and I want to talk about Leo and Polly's really
successful dating life. No, no, no.
Guys, I've actually managed to somehow ingest that that.
What is it in your mouth? Yeah.
Mate, you're not meant to lick it after it's gone on your skin.
I don't. Want to be a little bit sticky?
Polly, can you please give us a brief overview of your dating
history and current dating situation without traumatising
the listeners too much? No, please.
Traumatise. No, I so my current dating
situation is actually, I think it's quite positive.
I'm, I'm having a break. I'm, I'm having a extended break
because I basically keep Yeah, I just keep getting.
Why are you having a break, Polly?
Because I keep, I keep getting punches.
Really. No.
No, no, no. No, no, no.
But you get the ick though, right?
So tell me about. I want to hear about the.
Ick, I first of all just want to say why have you been forced
into this situation? Polly's been forced into this
celibacy situation because Polly decided it would be a really,
really good idea to get with her housemates younger sister.
I'm. Convinced that that would work
out well for all parties involved.
Shock, horror, it hasn't worked out for all parties involved.
So is anything swiftly on from that?
I'm interested because you've said on multiple occasions, and
I'm very similar to you, right? So like I get the ick quite
badly with girls. That's been like a thing of
mine. What do you think it is that
really like turns you off, like you can be with someone and then
all of it? Or is it the fact that there
isn't anything specific, but you just suddenly go oh.
Yeah, I mean, I think it's definitely a me issue because it
can be the most random thing. So like, I don't know, this one
time that was this girl that I actually had been seeing for
quite a while and like, really did like, like her.
And she was just eating a packet of crisps in my bed and like a
really loud way. And then after that I just I
actually. Really.
Was that all it took? Was it cheese and onion?
No, it was just ready. It was.
It was literally.
To be fair, it was. It doesn't salt do it.
It was ready salt. I think.
I think it was just like the concept of like.
Eating. No, but I'm not really precious
about like no, I'm not like the type person to be like oh, like
no outdoor clothes in the bed or whatever.
Like I'm I always like pass out on top of my bed, like it
happens all the time with my shoes on and stuff.
But I just I. One of many.
No. But was it because, OK, so I
think it's really interesting because I was also speaking to
our friend Bree about this the other day, and she believes that
saying that you got the ick from someone is actually really nasty
in a way because it's no, but hear me out.
Because I actually agreed with her in the end because I was
like, well, no, because like you get the ick and it is what it
is, right? She said no, people don't give
you the ick, It's your problem. Yeah, it's your problem.
They have triggered you into thinking oh God I'm not
attracted to you anymore. It's still.
It's not their problem. No, it's not their problem.
It's still partially because of the person.
Yeah, but you could do quite literally anything to me.
What I'm about to say right So. So it's not on you, it's on me.
And like, because I love you and I don't get the IT from you.
That's that's on me though. It's.
Just on the person by association, right?
Because I agree with that. Like the one thing I know about
you and the one thing that keeps me secure in this relationship
is you don't actually give me the ick.
Oh, fantastic. Never.
You've never given me the ick. No, you've never given me the
ick. I've been embarrassed.
No, but you don't get the ick from a partner.
It happens early on. I don't think you can get the
ick. I don't.
Think you can get the ick after years?
Yeah, I don't think that that can.
Happen, I think, I think the as you know, I think the ick is a
sign that you are not like emotionally available.
To you, it's God's will to be like this is not your person.
We always all remember it as well because I remember getting
the ick from a girl that I was seeing because when I met her
started like it was really casual.
It was literally just basically a fuck.
But I was really young so like I was really into it and like she
was older than me and I knew that she was into Disney.
And at the start didn't really bother me.
I was like, oh, she's into Disney, whatever.
Nah, that's a neck Disney adults.
Like the end game was when she got up and started dancing to
one of the Disney theme tunes. What was it?
I can't remember, I think it was The Little Mermaid.
Look at this. Under the sea.
Fucking love under this whole. New I think it was.
No, she's. Aladdin She got up and started
like performing it in the living room and I, I left.
Cosplay. I seen that, yeah, but the.
Thing is, Ryan instantly orders Aladdin cosplay tomorrow on
Amazon. No, but the funniest thing is,
is that if I was really into a girl and she did something like
that, I'd be like, that's quite funny.
I also think like, do you know what I mean?
No, Leo wouldn't. No, mate.
You hate Harry Potter. I'm the first.
Person I don't hate Harry Potter, I like Harry Potter.
Dates. I'm going to be like, can we
watch Harry? Potter I've never seen.
Yeah, but if a girl said to you, can we do like Harry Potter,
Hermione Granger cosplay, would you do it?
No. Wand in air being like let's.
I would say, I would say, what are we doing with the wand?
She starts looking at you in the eye and she's like sexual
megiciosa. Fuck your Melissiosa, what are
you doing? Hiding under the deep right.
Where is what she's doing? OK, fine.
No, I'm just, I'm thinking that she's just saying that to be
nice. I think, though, I've never had
it with anyone that I think is like innately really, really
kind, though it's always been with like personalities where
I've been a bit itched by like personality traits rather than
like just full on, yeah. Hold on, someone's look.
So for me so. But I mean, as in like they're,
they have like some like personality traits around like,
oh, I don't know, like how, how nice that was or how kind that
was. So and then I'll.
Just put it to a side because like they're really fit or
whatever and then they'll do something really minor, like I
know like vape in my bed or something and then I'll just be
like, oh. But you probably vape in your
bed. But no, I know.
But I'm allowed to do it because it's my bed and that's.
Fine, no, but I totally get it. So what I think it is is that
it's like your brain's way of making an excuse to find them
unattractive because you've, because you've already found
things about them inattractive, like unattractive, sorry.
And then you're like, OK, I'm going to push that aside because
I do like their company and I think they're attractive.
And then they do something minor and that triggers you.
It's like, you know, that's what I think it is.
It's a bit like whenever me and Scarlett have had an argument
about something big and like something's really fucked me off
that she's done and maybe I didn't react massively at the
time, and then she will do something minor the next day and
I will flip because I'm still thinking.
Back held on to it to. Something else, right?
So I think that that's really what it's.
Gotten. By that point I'm already
annoyed about something else. You're you're, you're just.
I'm not annoyed, I'm not holding onto the grudge from the day
before because I've got a new grudge.
But yeah, I don't think I've ever got the ick of someone that
I'm like innately like, oh, I think they're a really good
person, you know? I get that.
Isn't the ick such a weird? What, Leo, What's given you the
ick before? Good question.
Everything. I could no, my first ex that you
knew. Yeah, around the same time with
your ick. I couldn't put it down to
anything. I genuinely woke up one day and
I was like I don't fancy her. Yeah.
And I think that's. Just everything she's done,
yeah. See, my thing is, it's like
people. The thing is that all of a
sudden you can't wake up the next day and be like, do you
know what? I actually don't really like you
anymore. Yeah, but because.
But because of like social media, they do those things
like, what's your biggest ex? And everyone thinks they're the
most minimal flaws within a person.
Yeah, it's. Very like, Oh yeah, people will
be like, Oh yeah, I hate when like this is just subjective
because I see an on TikTok black.
Oh, I hate when a guy bends over, like to get in the car and
I'm like, you've made. It I did see a funny tick tock
yesterday of a straight. It's always the straight girls
that actually get towards their boyfriends which really made me
laugh. I saw one yesterday of a girl
videoing her boyfriend driving a speedboat and videoed his
earlobe flapping and was like new ick unlocked.
Really made me I. Feel like, The thing is that I
feel like they've just made it too specific.
Then you can't be like, Oh my ick.
Is this because everyone has an ick for everything?
But what I want to know is like, why it's so hot?
It's it's I've it's impossible to get over.
It. Yeah, that's the thing.
It's so minor, yeah. And I've tried.
But The thing is, is after you get it, then everything that's
like they like anything that they go to open a door and
you're like. Yeah, shout out to anyone
listening who's dating someone right now.
If you've got the ick once and it shocks you, you've gone fuck.
I've got the ick and you're trying to hold on.
Don't bother. Don't bother it.
Happens once you're fucked like it's done.
I feel like when, like for example, my most recent
situation, there was probably a lot of X slash red flags, but
you don't see it at the time till you're out of it.
Yeah, but and that happens a lot.
But then that wasn't in it, yeah.
It's not. Oh no.
Yeah, it is very difficult. However, when you look back at
the the relationship it makes you it makes.
You. I do the same with my past
relationship, right? Think about certain things, I
go. Oh yeah, like.
That same feeling of the ick where you're like, Oh no, you
can't. Have a retrospective no and and
it is present and you can't come back.
You can get a retrospective ick, but it's not the, it's an ick in
the moment, right? Yeah.
So I look back on my exes and go.
Yeah, everyone doesn't. Cringe, right?
Because I think we actually that's actually partially
evolving as a person post the relationship.
That's very different to being in a situation with the person
looking at them and literally being like, I need to hold the
vomit in my throat because you've just.
Yeah, you've. Just made me feel so violently
unwell. I don't know whether to leave,
combust, or punch you in the face.
I wanted to ask everyone like what is the most extreme
reaction that you've ever like done in an ick?
Like once like halfway through having sex with someone, I got
the ick. I was so far away from my house.
I was genuinely like an hour and 40 minutes away from my house.
Classic. I left in my pyjamas and just
put all of my. How old were you?
This happened like not even that long ago.
Like it was during COVID. It was during COVID.
So it was like 2020-2021 or something like that.
And I had to just try and shove all my stuff into a Sainsbury's
bag and leave. But I left into a Sainsbury.
I left half of it there like and it was like clothes I wanted
back and I just literally had to say goodbye and never.
What did what did she do that made you literally leave in your
pyjamas? I can't so bet.
Do you know what it was her The bed at home had four posts and
like a big like net thing. Oh, the Princess net.
Crazy. Great.
And do you know what? Do you know how I know that?
Because I had one, all right? I was 9.
Of course you had one. I was 9.
I'm still crazy. I'm not as crazy.
But if you've got one as an adult, you're double fucking
crazy. Yeah, so true.
And then basically in her bed, sheets were so intensely
tightly, like tucked into her bed.
So I was like trying to, I was like trying to get into bed.
I was like, bloody hell. Like you need to like.
Oh, when they tap the duvet in the side as well and you can't
pull it out. So then I lied down and then at
this point I felt like I'd been like sellotaped to the bed
because I because I couldn't move because the sheets were,
the sheets were so like rigid on top of me and I was like, oh,
like, how do you sleep like this?
She was like, no, like I need to be confined and then at that
point. I was like I need to be.
Strapped down. Oh yeah, I was like at that
point. Polly climbed on top of her and
sat on her face. I know I was like, challenge
accepted, I can't move but I'll still be able to finger you.
It was so I don't know, it was just the whole scene around it
and then. That that feels very
uncomfortable, like the way that you're talking about it sounds.
Fun. The egg here is literally A4
poster bed and a net and a fitted sheet.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
I thought it'd be so much worse I.
Get it though it? Makes.
Sense I get it, I can see the room.
Loads and loads of like really really old.
China dolls. No.
Old old like paintings.
All the eyes follow you around the room.
In like portrait of like Victorian children.
Oh no in. Her bedroom.
Oh no, you found. The ones where wherever you
look, they're looking at, yeah. Polly, you found Tory Elite
mode. You found the ultimate Tory.
I vote green. Polly can't just shag Gen Z
slash millennial Hackney playing cosplaying poor type Tory.
Polly has to go. Polly doing her version of
Saltburn. Yeah, Royalty Polly has to go
Royalty Tory or it's not done. So you can't royalty Tory?
I get the earcut. Royalty.
Tory, right? You keep going back so I can't
do that bad as you get the earcut.
That this has happened to my last two relationships.
What about when you break up with someone and then you know
you have their clothes at their house and vice versa?
Yeah blah blah. You do the like little exchange
and not everything has been swapped over.
So my past two relationships I've seen both of my exes
wearing my clothes, but that's your.
Behaviour. Is that is that's not I'm
saying, is that happened to everyone else?
Yeah, all the everyone does. I think it's weird 'cause I've
had some of my exes, I've had my exes clothes and jewellery.
I don't know, fucking wear it's weird nor post it on social
media. YouTube got my exes jewellery.
So you actually. Wearing your exes ring I never
met. Oh, it's not my pop.
Live just regifts it. Live just buys a box and puts it
in there. Yes, happy birthday.
Oh do you know what? I've had some bad karma since
I've been wearing this ring. That's so true.
So I think that is twofold. A, they do it because they want
a reaction, yeah. And B, they do it because
they're a level of if you're doing that, you're a level of
crazy where you either want a reaction or you in a weird way
think it empowers you, which is. Just as bad because I feel like
I've got one of my axes hoodies in like the wardrobe and I would
wear it, but I'm not going to fucking Instagram in it, you
know? What do you think, Leo?
No, I have a funny story but. I'm Oh, OK, Go on, Leo, tell the
funny story. Am I allowed to say names?
You can. You can just say, did you
remember? Obviously, yeah, She, I think, I
don't know if you saw me in it. It was a great oversized hoodie,
very basic, not that expensive, but I loved it because it was
oversized and we split up and she, she always wore it.
She was a bit, bit of a bigger girl, I'm sure.
So it was massively oversized on me.
But then it fit her great. She was a big girl.
Fucking it's. How shit to?
Say it. I don't think you need to say
big girl. This.
Was the only item of clothing that she could take from me that
would fit her OK? Yeah.
It was a tent it. Was a tent.
Also she wasn't fat, she was tall and I'm really short.
Yeah, no, this joke isn't because we think she's fat.
It's because she's really, really tall.
Really small. Yeah, we're a small part silica.
Anyway, I asked for this hoodie back.
I probably was being a bit petty because I was being immature and
whatever, but I did want it back.
And she was like, Oh no, sorry. Like I took all your clothes to
the charity shop. Oh, and I was like.
What? But why are you selling my
clothes? Machine turn.
You don't OK, Leo, you don't sell clothes.
The charity. Sorry, but anyway, she just, she
did them. She.
Didn't get commissioned. Why did she donate your clothes?
She didn't, that's the point anyway I was like oh never mind
like it's just a hoodie. Anyway, a couple months down
then I ended up having a one night stand with her and I got
a. One night stand if you slept
with her multiple times before and.
You. No, we've been split up.
That is a one night stand. No, because a one night stand is
when you've never. There's no intention of it going
any further. One night stand because when
you've never met. Them all right, Sorry, sorry.
You've never met them. You're never going to see them
again. You don't know their name.
Sorry, sorry, expert of one night stands.
Sorry, I didn't get that down for the tea anyway.
Shove that up your ass anyway. Yeah, so I went.
Sorry. Not for a one night stand.
I went to have sex with her. Really good at one night stands
because they never messaged her back.
After literally anyway it was there, obviously.
Those shows. Come in.
They do. They do.
Yeah, it was there.
To be honest, it's it's not a lot much more to it.
But she told me she sold it. Obviously she didn't foresee
having sex with me a couple months later and I tried to take
it when I left and she was acting there.
Oh, so she didn't get rid of them?
She still kept them lied. And told you she took your
attire to the charity shop and actually she'd just been
hoarding. It but else did she have?
That's fucking wow. So she was she sniffing it?
What's she doing? Probably have any.
Let's not. Refer it to a year back when my
mum went to collect my belongings from my ex and
awkward I'd only returned a laptop.
Lo and behold, I had fucking hoodies.
Boots had everything. Expensive fucking jacket.
But let's also talk about the laptop.
So talking about. Ohh yeah, why did you have the
laptop we'll get? Into the laptop Leo.
So basically I in my current job at the time, I had my own work
laptop, which is MacBook. So I could, you know, do
whatever I wanted on that. And I had my own personal
laptop. So I had this spare laptop on
the side. So I was like, look, do you know
what? If you need to use that, that's
fine. No problem.
I wiped it, made it as you know what, it's her own laptop, blah,
blah, blah. She could have it, whatever.
Didn't go no, it wasn't her own is.
It yours or her? No.
But it was mine, but I wiped it so you could use it as your set
it up as her own. Anyway, she had it for the
foreseeable whatever, but obviously didn't envision what
would happen in the I'm. Surprised you didn't envisage
that breakup but carry. On as I said, you don't realise
until you're out how bad it was. Anyway, we broke up and then I
need the laptop back. Got it back off my mum.
My mum sent it down to London and I thought, do you know what?
The girls might need this for the podcast, whatever.
Yeah, we did. We actually didn't have a
laptop. Have our own laptop.
Yeah. And then?
We're paying perfect time because like actually don't look
great. I've got a well functioning
laptop. Let's just use.
It yeah, you were like girls, so I was like.
You know what, I'll wipe it and then you can use it.
I can't get into the fucker. And I'm like, shit, I'm
messaging, putting in my own password.
I'm putting in her password. Nothing.
I knew what the password would be.
Yeah, nothing. Can't get into it.
I'm sitting in work flabbergasted.
And I was like, what the hell? Messaging girls being like, I
don't know what's going on. I can't get into the laptop.
Then we I was like knobs told to the Apple store.
Let's let's go get this fixed. No, no, no.
The the Genius man as they call them.
What's it called? The Genius Bar Genius.
Apple Genius. The guy actually said to us that
he'd only seen this on three accounts.
That my ex had military encrypted my laptop that.
No. Military, yeah.
Literally military grade encryption on the laptop.
That no one else could get into it.
But then when he said that I got a realisation that actually her
friend works in coding. So I thought actually he's
probably coded my laptop that I can't get into it.
So that was crypted. They took it away for ages.
He probably could see the distress and realised that I'm
not not going to pay for this. It probably would have cost me
like Nellie a grand, but he was actually really sound, so I
didn't have to pay for it. I didn't deny.
No, you didn't pay for it. So they almost like sorted it.
Yeah. But yeah, so we got it back and
like, yeah, yeah, this is fine. Works on laptop.
The girls could use it to record.
No, no. Because she, because she wanted
to fucking yeah, she's a. Child, because The thing is
right is that like it's one thing to get a hammer and smash
the screen, right? Which would have been whatever,
but the fact that she managed to get a military grade encryption
on the laptop. It was because she.
Would have wanted me to measure be like what's?
Past the laptop, she wanted you to have to ask.
She wanted you to gravel what was weirder.
We then got the laptop back and used it for a couple of weeks
and then one day it literally just combusted on it.
It literally looked as if like someone had took a fucking
camera to it. Yeah, no.
On the inside. On the inside, like the internal
screen looked like someone had smashed it.
That's fucked. But that's never again level of
people can get to and that was like next level.
It's insane. It's insane.
But that's why, I mean, we see the amount of emails that come
in. When you think, do you think
it's fake in a way? Because you're like, this is so
bad. You're like, no, it's real.
It's almost like you. Think you know someone so well
and I would. So you never know anything.
You never trust anybody. No, but I never thought that
that person would have gone to the extremity of that.
Like I never. Would have after meeting you.
After one night. I would have fucking know she'd
have gone to those lengths. So sorry you would have.
Dumb and fucking blind. I also want to know though, like
this military coder, surely he's got better things to do like in
IT. So we're back after our fag
break because it needed to be done.
We get a little bit overwhelmed. We get really excited.
A bit over simulated. We think, OK, we need, we need
to relax a little bit. OK, so we had another story that
we wanted to share with you guys because it actually involves
Leo, who has sat here with us. Well, yeah, And this whole
podcast has just been, again, about lesbians being weird,
right? Outrageous.
And we had an outrageous story with Leo.
Was it last summer or the summer before?
It was the summer before. It was the summer before.
Was it? No, it was last.
It was. No, it was summer.
Before it was summer of 22, very close summer of 22, so.
The summer of 22, we had these close friends that we would do,
you know, we'd see a lot and hang out with within these close
friends. They were best friends with a
couple as well. Not best friends they had.
They were very close to a lesbian.
They had quickly become close friends with another couple.
Yeah, they had. So this has been like a what, 4
month friendship? Friendship, Relationship and
these friends met well, at one time, Leo, one of the girls from
this relationship, took it upon herself to start messaging Leo
quite because I'm very desirable, because you're so
desired my awkward tendencies there must be something about.
You don't know what it. Is but something something.
You. Matched me once.
Yeah, when I was 17 and new, new, better.
You were desperate. No better so.
New. No better.
She so she started messaging Leo.
Now, I'm not saying that she was messaging anything inherently
inappropriate, but she was giving you the good morning
texts, right? Which I would view as
inappropriate. How did it come about you
messaging this girl? Do you know so I met her at
pride and like completely like unforeseen with the couple and
her girlfriend. Anyway, I got on with her.
We went to JY late and anyway I think I spent a lot of time with
her and her girlfriend, so like, it wasn't I didn't think
anything weird of it. Anyway, she followed me.
Interestingly, only she followed me, not her girlfriend, but I
spent equal time with both of them.
Interesting. Can I just say though cutting in
there, it's because you and the girlfriend vibe wise are quite.
Similar. Yeah, true.
Right. And the girl is quite different
vibe wise, Yeah, and it's very much your type on paper, right?
Whereas the girlfriend in you, she probably didn't follow you
because you are. Similar you don't get yourself.
A very similar version of her, yeah.
Do you know what I mean? Yeah.
Also, we both grew up around. I think we bonded because we
both grew up in the same area. She was so long ago I can't
remember exactly the first message or whatever.
We were just talking. And then talking turned into
talking every day. Talking turned into morning
text, talking turned into I wouldn't reply for a couple
hours. And she would be like, are you
OK? Are you OK?
I thought you. I thought something had happened
because I didn't reply for a while, which is weird.
Yeah, but I'm pretty sure I told you guys that.
No, no, no. So we weren't aware.
We weren't aware at this point that you guys had been speaking.
Maybe I knew it was a bit shady. We were.
No, no, no. We were at Pride with you.
We, me and Freya left her home and eat food Classic and left
you with the friendship group that at the time, in all
fairness, you didn't know very well.
Yeah. And we didn't know about this
until we were all driving down to Cornwall.
And you said to us, oh, oh, yeah, I did keep it quiet
because I suddenly came clean and was like, this is a bit
weird. And you had been honest and been
like, didn't just recite. I showed you the message.
You showed us the messages, and you were like, look, I'm not
going to deny it and say that I don't fancy her, because I do.
Yeah. But like, do you think this is
bizarre? Yeah, and we checked out the
messages, me, Freya and Polly, and we were like, yeah, this is
weird. Like putting ourselves in this
girl's shoes. Like, like if I saw that you
were giving good morning texts to a girl and being like, you,
OK, I'll just, she didn't speak to you for a bit.
A girl that you'd literally just met.
I'd be like what? Yeah, What's going on?
What is? Happening, and this is coming
from us two who were like, we're super chill, like, but there are
just boundaries, right? So the whole time we were in
Cornwall, this thing kept playing, right?
Kept playing out. We were there for about a week
and she kept messaging you, you and you kept saying like she's
messaged. This.
I think that's when the double text happened, actually.
I'm here in Cornwall. Yeah, when?
When I said she's just messaged me again so I'd be on the reply
then. All of a sudden we were like,
oh. There's another message.
Yeah, it was like, it was like, don't reply.
I didn't reply. Hello.
You're alive. Are you OK?
So. That kept going on, right?
And then how did that situation come to a head?
Because I actually can't remember.
No, I remember very clearly we whilst we were in Cornwall, I
think it was one of our last days, our mutual friends who
introduced us to them, they were at lunch with the girlfriends
remember? And that's when our mutual
friend decided to say this is weird.
Leo's apparently been messaging when it was vice versa.
It was the other way around. Mutual friends brought it up to
the girl and the girlfriend. Yeah.
They turned it around and they said you had.
They said it was me inappropriate, but you guys have
seen the evidence. Yeah, we saw it as clear as
that. The mutual friends actually
didn't do that. Our mutual friends at the time
defended you. But but no.
But no. But the girl they did, they did
defend me the but they brought it.
Up and that was that was speaking to our friends.
Made out as if. It was a weird one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they came to us and was
like, we've called it out and they've said.
That yeah, they they have my back.
They did have all day. Did all that, in all fairness
they did and we looked up and we were like, well that's funny
because we've seen all the fucking messages.
So we know it's not one sided because we've literally seen the
proof. And they did, and and they saw
it all. They did have my back, yeah.
And they did have your back, in all fairness, which is really
good. Which was really good, but at
the same time, I think it's really, really funny and really
telling because like I do also feel like, and I and I feel like
some of our listeners that might be able to like resonate with
this is that when something like something like this happens and
you've got these like friends that are really close that will
like have your back in the moment.
As soon as they suddenly don't have your back or they turn
against you, they will always go back to the people that they
decide is to cut out because they believed that they were
doing something. Wrong.
Yeah, this is what is so weird about this situation creation
like this whole thing blew up and actually the mutual friends
really had your back even though.
They were good. They were good.
They they were like, we've seen the proof.
We've seen what happened there. And they knew it wasn't in my
nature. Yeah, they knew it wasn't in
your nature. And they're like, we don't.
You guys keep saying like, oh, it was really good, they had
your back. But like, there's very like
objective truth in this whole thing, so.
It's that is true. And then that situation blew up,
right? Because these girls called them
out. This girl tried to deny that
she'd been having these weird messages from you and it like
all blown. Do you remember?
She tried to, she tried to guest like me.
She was like, she messaged me and was like, I'm really sorry.
Like if I was being inappropriate with you, it
wasn't intentional. And it was like, but you were
inappropriate. And I was like, I didn't.
I didn't entertain it. I was like, I'm not giving her
satisfaction thinking that I cared enough because I didn't.
But she. Was almost making out as if you
were, like, really obsessed. Yeah.
Trying to turn something into something that it wasn't.
And actually the whole time it was her.
This situation's a bit bizarre. I'm not replying.
Do you guys think it's bizarre because it's giving me weird
nights? Worse.
Than this. Didn't she say one night when
you were like, wasn't it? Yeah, but wasn't it one night
she was messaging you really late at night and you were like,
it's really late, late. Why are you not in bed with your
girlfriend? And she was like, I'm sleeping
on the sofa. Yeah, sofa downstairs.
No way. I was.
I also remember this because there it was when we were away
as a four, so there was a lot of like messaging on social media
because people obviously thought that me and Leo were together.
Yeah. She kept making comments you.
Were she? Was like, oh, have you?
Have you and Polly slept together?
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, almost like jealous but
not wanting to be jealous, but. Wanting to know.
Yeah, like wanting to know.
Like and almost like semi kind of wanting.
To but that whole situation blew up like fucking wildfire.
But then they lost contact for a bit.
Well, no, this was is it. So the the mutual friends lost
contacts. They were like, we don't want to
be around someone who's lying, blah, blah, blah.
And then the mutual friend had an engagement party which we all
turned up to, and Leo came and it was really awkward because
the other girls were there and basically no one spoke and like,
whatever. Like, do you?
Remember when I walked in and they were all sat basically next
to where I was sat? Yeah, and like they wouldn't
even acknowledge you. Look at you, which just is like
a fucking guilty conscious, right?
Because like, if someone had bullshitted about me being dodgy
with Freya and they turned up best belief, I'm going out of my
fucking way to make that person feel uncomfortable if I've got
nothing to hide. Because I'd be like you little.
Would people not then say why didn't I go up to them and be
like hi? No, because it was.
Not in my character as well, like.
You were. You were.
The you were caught in the middle of this because you
actually weren't being inappropriate.
Yeah. And you also weren't in the
relationship. You know, a lot of people blame.
I'm not saying. That the single person she.
Didn't cheat but yeah people will always blame like the
cheating. It's like no, blame your
cheating partner. Yes, don't blame the other
person. Don't blame the other person
because because we said this to Leo.
I I wasn't friends with this. I had no.
Loyalty at the time you had like a cross conscience and I would
own this on this podcast and be like, I looked up to Leo and was
like, mate, it's not your problem.
Like you don't know the girlfriend, you don't know the
girl very well. Like if she's messaging you,
it's not your problem to bear. Like, you're single, it's not
your issue. They all fell out.
So our mutual friends at the time and these girls fell out.
It blew up, didn't it? So after the engagement party,
like no conversation, everything blew up because they were like,
we don't like these people. We don't trust.
But it wasn't just down to that, like I wasn't completely
responsible. I think there was multiple other
things. Yeah, they just.
Didn't like, I think one of them just didn't like these girls
very much. Yeah.
And then what is so funny? And this is what I want to know
if anyone else has had this and like lesbian friendship groups
or like situation ships and things like me and Freya are no
longer friends with the girls in question.
Just for the most bizarre. Like party.
Literally bizarre reasons like it's not actually even reasons
actually no reason. But the girls are now friends
with the girl that cheated emotionally contact with and
cheated emotionally with our friend.
They're all now mates again and I find it really weird and I
feel like does anyone else have this on this?
Like who's listening where? There's not even been like there
was. No, not being friends with him
out of loyalty to us because we didn't care.
It's not our fucking problem. That was interesting.
I also would never ever put that obligation on someone.
I would say you can't be friends with those people.
I didn't give a fuck because. It's not.
It's not fair to do that to people, but people just love to
throw around like a false narrative.
Yeah, I guess then that's like a bit of a red flag in itself.
If someone, it is so quick to dismiss a friendship, even if
you don't back that friendship, if they're quick, if they're
quick, if they're quick to dismiss it, then it's like, OK,
well, how quick could you be to dismiss?
Do you know? What I mean, do you know what
they did? Yeah, right.
So I don't like if anyone just drops friendships.
You never know when it's gonna be your turn.
Because The thing is with me is that like I really don't like
dropping friendships because I always like to communicate and I
like to be as I. Sort it out.
Sort. Out I do, but at the same time,
if that person doesn't give you any space to remediate that
friendship, then I'm like what? Goodbye.
What's what's the what's the new saying for her you've?
Opened the door so you can walk out of it.
Do you know what though? No one has ever cut me out in
their life just for being a fucking asshole.
If someone was like, do you know what?
I'm cutting you out because you actually just do my fucking head
in. Nobody.
She's. Been made.
Isn't you on the chat? I do just have to say, wait,
Scarlet, you actually just not like.
Mate, you'd be so fucking lucky. Also when you distance yourself
and they don't reach out to you. Then that's so talent.
The thing is so talent, this is thing like I now have realised
actually anyone that I've quote unquote lost in my life has been
through me realising they've been lying about something and
then I asked too many questions about the lie and then they get
vicious about it and then they pointed on something else and
then just cut the friendship. Well, what about when I've gone
through that? Weirdly though, but my brother
did pass away a couple years ago and I thought quite a lot of the
girls from school, for example, who I'd grown up with, who'd
known him for like a big chunk of my time, would have like
reached out. They sent a bunch of flowers to
my house that addressed me and my mum and that was it.
And then I'd never really spoken to them since then.
That was it. And then I bumped into them at a
party. I think it's when I not long
became friends to you guys. I.
Remember. Yeah, Tom.
And I yeah, and I bumped into them.
They're like live like when so is already here right now,
rather than I was like you're not though, because you.
Would have reached within 18 months.
I've not. Heard it, I've not heard it from
you and have fucking reached out.
People are just fake as fuck and I can't.
But you have faces but. The fake.
Bitches. On that note, on that note,
thank you guys so much for listening.
And Leo, I'm going to get you to say goodbye, darling.
And we need you to reply nicely, Leo.
Say goodbye nicely. Goodbye love introducing myself.
Sources. Goodbye silly sausages.
And we want you to reply to the Spotify and any of your question
Q&A's that you get. Do you want us to do Grease
episodes with the girls? And also by the time this is up,
there's going to be agony Out sessions that you guys can all
subscribe to if you want episodes of The Girls where
they're going to talk more in depth and they can also call you
as well. So make sure you subscribe.
This is our money. And lesbian 7 client episode
mind you Lib. Thanks, Chris.
Bye everyone. Thank you for listening.
We're going to, we're going to do the Q&A in Greece.
She put her coat on, and she is. Are we not going to go enough?
Wait, Leo, we thought we were going home together.
Fuck out. Oh, I'm staying.
That says I'm staying. Go on.
We've got the candle burning as well.
Again. Love you guys.
Bye everyone, love you. Bye.