1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:05,680 I literally probably hadn't even finished saying hello and her 2 00:00:05,680 --> 00:00:10,840 tongue was down my throat. If you did watch the first one, 3 00:00:10,840 --> 00:00:13,400 you'll know that intros are clearly not our thing so we 4 00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:16,360 won't put everyone through the pain again. 5 00:00:16,400 --> 00:00:19,840 Actually, I feel like we can probably spin this podcast over 6 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:21,040 into like a magazine at some point. 7 00:00:21,040 --> 00:00:24,840 Actually is TA? I really want to talk about this 8 00:00:24,840 --> 00:00:29,240 because I love to hate on that and I feel like everyone else. 9 00:00:29,240 --> 00:00:30,880 We kind of put this out on TikTok, didn't we? 10 00:00:30,880 --> 00:00:32,479 We? We've done a very passive 11 00:00:32,479 --> 00:00:34,160 aggressive video of us leaving the cinema. 12 00:00:34,160 --> 00:00:38,800 Being like that took the piss. But I also love Cate Blanchett 13 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:40,680 so fucking much. I was going to. 14 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:43,800 I could never diss her. We don't speak I'll of mummy. 15 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:45,960 Cate Blanchett. Let me just start off OK. 16 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:49,440 This is not a Cate Blanchett slander at all. 17 00:00:49,880 --> 00:00:54,080 But what I do feel like they did with Tar is that months leading 18 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:57,160 up to prior to this movie, I was getting myself more and more 19 00:00:57,160 --> 00:00:58,800 excited. Oh yeah, they didn't give us 20 00:00:58,800 --> 00:01:00,120 much. Of course they didn't, but it's 21 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:02,720 all they gave us. No, but it is quite literally 22 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:05,440 all they gave. It was all the segments of the 23 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:10,160 lesbian inning. Hmm, the lesbian happenings in 24 00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:13,640 the film that they drip fed us throughout the months leading 25 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:15,880 up? Spoiler fucking alert. 26 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:18,480 That was literally that was all that was in the film. 27 00:01:18,520 --> 00:01:20,040 Yeah, that was all that was in the film. 28 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:22,400 Bit of a habitat touch through the car. 29 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:25,040 Pathetic. That was pathetic, absolutely. 30 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:27,640 Pathetic and also just like a suggestive look. 31 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:30,760 Oh, and the kiss with the wife. But it was kind of so 32 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:34,200 emotionally fucked up that I didn't. 33 00:01:34,280 --> 00:01:36,120 That didn't count enough. That was. 34 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:39,400 Also, apparently Kate actually ad libbed that. 35 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:42,040 Of course she did. So she, of course she did. 36 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:45,080 Big bloody lesbian Kate. Yeah, she had left it. 37 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:46,840 So that kiss wasn't even in the script. 38 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:48,920 So they weren't even going to give us a kiss in. 39 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:51,440 And this isn't me. And I've had a few people saying 40 00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:52,840 that, oh, you shouldn't, you know, it's not all about 41 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:54,600 sexualizing lesbians, et cetera, et cetera. 42 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:58,600 I completely get that. But if it was in a scenario with 43 00:01:58,600 --> 00:02:02,280 a straight person like a man and a woman in there, there would 44 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:03,720 have there would have been a lot more. 45 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:06,000 That would have that's the thing, like don't call it 46 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:09,479 representation when it's also not like I actually think the 47 00:02:09,479 --> 00:02:11,800 film itself was incredible. It like. 48 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:13,200 Incredible. It was a it was a brilliant 49 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:13,720 film. Yeah. 50 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:18,240 And for what it actually clearly was meant to be, it was great. 51 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:23,880 But I didn't like the whole marketing using sad little 52 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:26,760 people like us. Yeah, exploiting us. 53 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:29,280 I spent my Sunday evening going to the cinema, which I wouldn't 54 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:31,680 usually do. Actually spend that at home with 55 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:33,960 my. Daughter spent extra on a VIPC. 56 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:38,520 Yeah, we've spent an extra £2.50 in view for you. 57 00:02:38,920 --> 00:02:42,080 Bit disappointed. Yeah, let us know what you think 58 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:43,160 because. I feel like. 59 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:45,560 That we have spoken to people about they they definitely 60 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:47,480 agreed, but. There is a whole thing though, 61 00:02:47,480 --> 00:02:49,800 with queer baiting because they do know that it gets the 62 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:52,200 audience going involved. Well, when Kate's involved, it's 63 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:53,960 always queer baiting. I mean, she doesn't even need to 64 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:57,080 play a queer character. She just oods lesbian. 65 00:02:57,240 --> 00:02:59,640 She could be with a man and then every time that a woman, what's 66 00:02:59,640 --> 00:03:01,400 in you see her face light up, right? 67 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:05,880 So it's not about that, but it's about using lesbian moments to 68 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:09,520 reel us in and make us believe that that's what the film is 69 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:11,280 going to be about. And actually, it had nothing to 70 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:13,120 do with that. And so then your expectations in 71 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:15,440 a way is like, oh, that was like that was nothing that I was 72 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:19,520 expecting, but there we are. Well, talking about reeling in, 73 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:23,360 you guys have actually asked us quite a few times how we met and 74 00:03:23,360 --> 00:03:25,960 it's a it's an interesting one actually, isn't it? 75 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:31,800 In in classic gay culture, of course, it was never truly easy, 76 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:36,360 nice, and actually romantic. Like you said, it's not 77 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:39,240 typically romantic to you, maybe like when you just said it, but 78 00:03:39,240 --> 00:03:41,320 I think it was kind of oddly like I. 79 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:43,560 Because I'm a sensitive person. Or think about the other people 80 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:47,800 involved in the situation. Obviously I'm not, so we it was 81 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:51,600 one of those things with Scarlett is that when I kind of 82 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:55,840 see someone that is dead, my type, I'm like a dog with a 83 00:03:55,840 --> 00:03:57,080 bone. Can I actually jump in here 84 00:03:57,080 --> 00:03:58,880 first though? Because I saw you before you saw 85 00:03:58,880 --> 00:03:59,720 me. You did, yeah. 86 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:06,360 So this girl, I love her now we're all friends, kept posting 87 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:10,360 Freya on her stories, but obviously this girl was clever 88 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:14,080 and she was right. She didn't tag Freya for a very, 89 00:04:14,160 --> 00:04:17,560 very long time because she knows what I and the rest of the 90 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:20,160 lesbian community are like, and I was just very interested in 91 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:22,360 this person. Can I say at this point I had 92 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:24,680 like no lesbian? Friends yeah, she wasn't on the 93 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:27,160 scene scene. So it was fresh. 94 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:30,640 Me quite literally at that time I was just coming out of a 95 00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:33,280 relationship, my one of my really good friends. 96 00:04:33,280 --> 00:04:35,440 I was like, oh, they may be a match. 97 00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:38,920 So I'd sent her to my friend to be like, I don't know if this 98 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:41,800 girl is with the girls social media who I saw her on or if 99 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:44,280 they're just friends, but like we need to find out who she is 100 00:04:44,280 --> 00:04:46,600 because I feel like she'll be a good match for you one day. 101 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:49,280 This girl obviously went out with Freya, you know, probably 102 00:04:49,280 --> 00:04:52,760 had a few drink like the like the best of us do and probably 103 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:55,160 got a little bit confident, a bit cocky and thought, oh fuck 104 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:57,240 it, I'll tag her. Of course, me within 10 minutes 105 00:04:58,280 --> 00:05:01,440 I'm on that profile. I'm I'm I'm two years deep. 106 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:04,760 I know her dogs names. I know every member of her 107 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:09,200 family a new biscuits name. I I probably knew more about you 108 00:05:09,200 --> 00:05:13,240 than you knew about yourself already and I just followed. 109 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:15,160 Didn't didn't do anything else, just followed. 110 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:17,880 Obviously behind the scenes has done a lot else, but to you I 111 00:05:17,880 --> 00:05:19,800 just followed. Well I couldn't believe it 112 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:23,000 because like honestly, I'd seen Scarlett's account but at the 113 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:26,880 time I was in a relationship and it was actually shown to me by 114 00:05:26,880 --> 00:05:29,920 my ex as well. So part of me was like, and I 115 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:31,120 saw it and I was like trying to like. 116 00:05:31,160 --> 00:05:34,760 Oh yeah, because both of our exes have mutuals, but I'm just 117 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:37,720 a standard. Your name with my eyes, like as 118 00:05:37,720 --> 00:05:39,840 soon as I saw your profile I was like, it's like one of those. 119 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:43,800 Remember what was that programme where it's like all technical 120 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,120 Black Mirror, Black Mirror? You, you want that camera in 121 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:47,560 your eye? Oh, you're like fuck fuck fuck. 122 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:49,720 I literally was panicking because you showed it to me for 123 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:51,240 like 2 seconds. I was like, who's this girl? 124 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:55,240 And then, which is terrible, terrible, so bad, so naughty. 125 00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:56,600 But it's just the way that I was. 126 00:05:56,680 --> 00:06:00,040 Also, I was like 22, I think when I was with her by this 127 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:02,760 point, as soon as she followed, I was like, OK, I need to meet 128 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:05,040 this girl. But how can I slide in the DMS 129 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:07,840 without it looking really obvious that like, you know, I'm 130 00:06:07,840 --> 00:06:09,760 not messaging you being like, hey, you're hot. 131 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:11,880 Like I wanted to. Be able to be fair. 132 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:14,480 I'd appreciate that if anyone else wants to slide into my DMS, 133 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:16,280 that's actually a good way of doing it. 134 00:06:16,440 --> 00:06:20,080 Same with me, right? But like I was so nervous when I 135 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:22,680 came to talking to you because I was like, there's no way this 136 00:06:22,680 --> 00:06:24,560 girl will ever even respond to me. 137 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:26,080 So I. Remember, I also feel like we 138 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:30,320 were all in the era of trying to have really cool chat up lines 139 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:34,040 and now we're all in the area era or we definitely are. 140 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:36,600 And I feel like our friends are of just saying it how it is, 141 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:38,400 saying it how it is, and I'm much preferring that. 142 00:06:38,520 --> 00:06:40,720 I do also think it's not just era, it's getting older. 143 00:06:40,840 --> 00:06:42,880 True. Like I'm now 4 1/2 years old 144 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:44,480 rather than I. Wouldn't start talking about 145 00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:46,840 age, but true. But I am so, yeah. 146 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:49,920 So as soon as that came up I knocked things off with my ex 147 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:53,040 and then I and then I slid in your DMS about car delivery and 148 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:54,080 that you shared or whatever it was. 149 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:58,000 Anyway, we spent I think it was like 6 weeks talking to one 150 00:06:58,160 --> 00:06:59,080 another. Yeah. 151 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:02,280 So anyone watching this who had a little conspiracy at the time 152 00:07:02,280 --> 00:07:04,160 that there was crossover? That wasn't. 153 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:09,720 There was not crossover, and actually even if there was, I 154 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:11,160 wouldn't have really given a shit. 155 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:13,240 But just that, a principle that wasn't. 156 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:14,840 That wasn't. But yeah, so then we were 157 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:16,960 speaking for those six weeks, and then I knew that you were 158 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:19,040 coming over to Windsor to come and meet me. 159 00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:22,160 When people say, oh, that, when they say, oh, you're shitting 160 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:23,280 yourself because you're so worried. 161 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:26,960 No, I was terrified. Did you like shit yourself a few 162 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:28,800 times? Before I had a really bad belly, 163 00:07:29,320 --> 00:07:34,160 OK, I was. I was. 164 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:40,640 I was in a bad way, emotionally, physically, babe, you don't. 165 00:07:40,680 --> 00:07:42,800 Have to fucking tell me I lived it. 166 00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:45,800 OK, but I I lived it, darling. But I was working. 167 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:47,640 I don't need. Convincing and I knew that I was 168 00:07:47,640 --> 00:07:49,720 seeing you the next time you said you know what, fuck it, are 169 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:51,480 you free this evening? And I was like fuck, but I'm not 170 00:07:51,480 --> 00:07:53,960 going to like let her slip away. So yes, I'll literally do 171 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:57,080 anything for you. So I got home and I got ready 172 00:07:57,520 --> 00:08:01,160 and I literally made myself like a bomb, like a old mole rat. 173 00:08:01,160 --> 00:08:03,840 Just I just completely. God. 174 00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:06,120 I didn't know what to do. I was like, what do I do? 175 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:08,240 I shaved my arms. I shaved everything I didn't. 176 00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:10,560 I was like, let me be seamless. Let me be the most perfect 177 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:11,600 person she ever gonna meet another. 178 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:15,760 And I stood in that bathroom. Seamless doesn't mean perfect. 179 00:08:15,760 --> 00:08:18,440 Can we just say that because you're saying that as if like 180 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:20,400 having hair would not be perfect. 181 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:22,960 No, that's very true, but. I mean, for you it made. 182 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:26,200 You because I was so panicked. I was like, let me just like I 183 00:08:26,200 --> 00:08:28,080 was so close to just shaving off all my hair. 184 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:31,160 I was panicking so much. I was doing some crazy shit, OK. 185 00:08:31,480 --> 00:08:35,600 And then I, I did my makeup like 3 times and I knew you. 186 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:37,799 I'm actually like, I'm shaking thinking about it because it 187 00:08:37,799 --> 00:08:41,280 fucking terrified me. And then I was like, I was 188 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:43,520 looking at myself being like Freya, you're chilled like 189 00:08:43,520 --> 00:08:46,280 whenever you go on a date, like you're like, you're fine. 190 00:08:46,280 --> 00:08:48,360 Like that's the one thing that I would say about me that like 191 00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:49,720 when I'm on a date, I'm absolutely fine. 192 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:51,640 So I was like, you're nervous now, but it'll be cool when she 193 00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:53,160 arrives. Was I fucking? 194 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:53,920 Wrong. Yeah. 195 00:08:53,960 --> 00:08:58,560 So on that note, she'd messaged me because where she was 196 00:08:58,560 --> 00:09:01,760 staying, the garage was actually behind the house, which isn't an 197 00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:03,760 official Rd. So she was like, drive up this 198 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:06,680 road, I will come out, meet you, I'll get you in the car. 199 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:12,280 I'll get in the car and you can drive round the like back of the 200 00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:13,480 house. I'll show you how to get round 201 00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:15,040 to get into the garage. So OK, great. 202 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:17,800 So I pull up outside of the house message to be like I'm 203 00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:20,520 here. She walks out like at this point 204 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:24,000 call us a cucumber. Really like you were holding it 205 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:27,960 together well anyway. I had my hand on my bum. 206 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:35,680 She's got a nappy on. She opens the door and I 207 00:09:35,680 --> 00:09:40,800 literally probably hadn't even finished saying hello and her 208 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:47,720 tongue was down my throat where she some reason in her mind just 209 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:51,680 threw herself at me. Like literally just threw 210 00:09:51,680 --> 00:09:54,760 herself on me. And I went with it for about 3 211 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:59,480 seconds and then I was like actually, no, this is a bit 212 00:09:59,480 --> 00:10:01,920 uncomfortable. So then we kind. 213 00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:03,680 Of like, let me say it from my perspective. 214 00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:07,480 So I got into the car, I went go kiss her on the cheek, go kiss 215 00:10:07,480 --> 00:10:09,360 her on the cheek. And then your face kind of 216 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:13,040 slightly turned and because it's that awkward thing of when 217 00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:14,360 you've been speaking. So somebody packed. 218 00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:17,160 So I could have 100% just packed, right? 219 00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:21,520 But I didn't want to give you a cat bum lip as your first to go 220 00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:24,000 at me, right? I don't want to be. 221 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:27,840 So I had to, I had, I had to show you, I'll show you what I 222 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:29,680 was working with. I think it was nothing actually 223 00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:32,200 at that point. So I it was such a mistake. 224 00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:35,320 And as I was doing it, I was like, oh, I'm I've given myself 225 00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:38,240 the biggest fucking ick ever. I can't. 226 00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:40,160 She's been giving me a nick every fucking day. 227 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:42,680 Ever since. And I couldn't believe that I'd 228 00:10:42,680 --> 00:10:44,720 done that. So I was in disbelief. 229 00:10:44,720 --> 00:10:48,080 Sat in that car like, oh, it was bad. 230 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:50,720 It was so. We we got over that and she 231 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:54,520 showed me round to the garage and we went into the house and I 232 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:56,520 was kind of like sat on the stairs. 233 00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:59,120 The stairs kind of end where the kitchen begins. 234 00:10:59,480 --> 00:11:02,080 So I was kind of like sat perched on the stairs and she 235 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:04,280 was in the kitchen. I don't know what you were 236 00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:05,840 doing. Probably frantically cleaning 237 00:11:05,840 --> 00:11:07,280 now I've no. You. 238 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,960 I was getting A and you asked do you like? 239 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,320 Do you want a bit? And I was like yes please. 240 00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:15,760 And she gets a beer out the fridge and goes to give it to 241 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:20,400 me, but goes to give it to me in such haste, drops it was pretty 242 00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:25,520 much throwing it at me and the beer just shattered at my feet 243 00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:30,320 and went everywhere. And because I'm an asshole, I 244 00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:32,160 was like, oh, you're going to have to clean that up now. 245 00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:36,160 And I just sat there and just watched her clean it. 246 00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:38,000 Up. Actually, that's nasty with the 247 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,320 better reflection on it. You're the cun. 248 00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:42,120 I shouldn't have done that. You were the cun, not me. 249 00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:43,760 I admit I shouldn't have done that. 250 00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:45,200 I was. To be fair, I remember you 251 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:47,320 saying you were kind of like do you need help? 252 00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:49,920 Not like do you need help. It was do you need help? 253 00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:53,680 So I was sweating, like quite literally sweating on the floor 254 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:55,400 thinking what the fuck is going on. 255 00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:56,680 Look, can we also just say as well? 256 00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:59,600 How I was giving you early insight into what you were going 257 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:02,800 to get right, and I've stayed true to it. 258 00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:04,560 I'm a fool, OK? I'm a fool. 259 00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:06,560 I could have helped you clean that up. 260 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:11,960 Sure, let's help me clean up. Let you in and oh, let's not go 261 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:14,560 into cleaning, let's not go into role division. 262 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:15,800 Joking. I'm going to have an argument. 263 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:19,480 Joking. I could have led you in under a 264 00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:22,200 false sense of security, OK? And then we would have been 265 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:25,200 arguing for the next 4 1/2 years quite intensely, because you 266 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:26,920 would have been expecting me to be someone I'm not. 267 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,240 Very true. And do you know what? 268 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:30,160 That was very reflective of me. Do you want to know something 269 00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:31,200 that would break your heart, though? 270 00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:34,080 Is that that day I was sitting in Waitrose for so long trying 271 00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:36,440 to pick out like the right beer because I started to like really 272 00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:38,960 panic because I thought I don't want to buy something like 273 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:41,400 Heineken because she might be like, no, I don't. 274 00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:42,160 I don't know. It's. 275 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:43,800 Now we drink Stella. I love Stella. 276 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:46,080 Now you know the real. Fucking love Stella, man. 277 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:49,440 Yeah, but I love Stella. I looked at you online and I 278 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:50,760 thought this is not a stellar girl. 279 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:53,320 So I stood there for ages trying to pick it out, only for me to 280 00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:55,200 just go and drop it on the floor as soon as I tried to give it to 281 00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:55,640 you. So. 282 00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:59,680 And then in classic lesbian style, we went to one bar, got 283 00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:03,600 really drunk, got back in phrase at the time, Fiat 500, what a 284 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:05,720 fucking experience that was. Finger in the Fiat. 285 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:11,000 Had sex in the Fiat so loudly that a man in one of probably 286 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:14,040 the most richest streets in the UK walked out of his house to 287 00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:16,760 come and tap on the window to ask us to quieten down. 288 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:19,600 That was not great. And do you know in the film 289 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:21,400 where where the windows are steamy? 290 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:24,920 They were genuinely steamy. Because then I could horny as 291 00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:26,800 well. I didn't give a shit. 292 00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:31,480 No knew that me now I would probably recoil and cry and make 293 00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:36,880 you drive us into a brick wall. I was in like first date stance 294 00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:39,840 and I was like, yeah, do you know what if some middle-aged 50 295 00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:43,840 year old bald man with a beer belly wants to watch me carry 296 00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:45,280 on? All right. 297 00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:48,400 You enjoying this, Jeffrey? Do you like it? 298 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:50,360 Do you like what you're seeing? Afraid not that. 299 00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:52,840 No, darling, I don't. Think it should be amazing. 300 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,560 I'm there with my feet on the horn. 301 00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:02,040 Don't make references to Jeffrey fucking Epstein. 302 00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:03,840 Oh it. Wasn't for Jeffrey Epstein, that 303 00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:06,320 was just the first thing they came into my fucking head. 304 00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:07,600 The random Jeff? Yeah. 305 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:12,120 It was just a random. Jeff, it couldn't have been 306 00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:15,040 fucking Steve, could It couldn't have been Steve, people. 307 00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:16,600 Used my dad's name. Why would I use? 308 00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:19,720 Steve, you wouldn't use Steve. That is fair, actually. 309 00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:23,240 Fucking idiot. Yeah, went there, I had sex in 310 00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:26,640 the car and got caught then and. Bread, by the way, you look like 311 00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:29,240 you're at like, what is it? You know when they do, You know 312 00:14:29,560 --> 00:14:32,120 when they do the church service and they just give you a round, 313 00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:35,000 a bit of bread. It's like mousy portions, so I'm 314 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,920 going to put it down because I'm making myself feel sick. 315 00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:40,600 No, now you've got a mouth of bread. 316 00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:44,200 No, it's not full because it's such a pathetic bite. 317 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:47,120 That's why it's gone. Not talk about the Jodie coma 318 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,360 bite. Very quickly, actually. 319 00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:50,920 What? Whenever she eats it's like a 320 00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:52,880 big like bite. Of love. 321 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:56,200 I love when piles just don't give a fuck. 322 00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:59,360 They just like eat, and they're not trying to act pretty about 323 00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:00,720 it. Eat a burger on the first date 324 00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:02,760 and also I'll never even look at you because I'll be too busy 325 00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:04,160 eating my food. I'll never. 326 00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:06,280 Look, yeah, we had this conversation the other day where 327 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:09,960 me and Freya have. So obviously we've been together 328 00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:12,520 4 1/2 years. We have so many photographic 329 00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:15,720 memories of each other and our faces at different times. 330 00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:17,920 Like I know what Freya looks like when she cries, when she's 331 00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:19,680 asleep, when she's happy, when she's laughing, when she's 332 00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:23,000 angry. I do not know what this bitch 333 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:29,240 looks like when she eats because we are both so greedy that 334 00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:32,280 whenever we sit down to eat, there's utter silence. 335 00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:37,200 Probably the only time there ever is we eat like literal 336 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:38,640 animals. Eat like we've never. 337 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:43,200 Eaten and we only look up and lock eyes again when we've both 338 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:46,640 finished our last mouthful so we genuinely don't know what each 339 00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:48,080 other looks like when. We halfway through them. 340 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:48,920 Like you like it? Yeah. 341 00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:51,520 Yeah, but I'm still facing downwards. 342 00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:53,920 I'm in my like, I'm in my zone, yeah. 343 00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:57,280 Yeah, genuinely, I don't know what you look like. 344 00:15:57,760 --> 00:16:01,120 No I don't, Just finishing the first date, then how we met. 345 00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:06,840 Then we ended up in the weirdest karaoke type bar thing ever 346 00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:10,400 where Freya got on the piano, sold me with a song and swing my 347 00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:11,960 Dick. I was that basic bitch. 348 00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:14,280 And I was like oh she can sing and play piano yay. 349 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:17,560 Not that she hadn't already gotten in my pants, so I don't 350 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,600 know what point she was proving. But I wanted to. 351 00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:21,800 I wanted. To it worked for longevity 352 00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:25,800 clearly and in classic lesbian style U-Haul. 353 00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:29,040 That was basically it. I don't think we've basically 354 00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:32,200 really spent longer than probably a week apart since, 355 00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:35,880 other than COVID, which you made my life hell about, but we'll 356 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:37,480 save that for another day. Yeah, I did. 357 00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:40,280 No, but actually it was a SEAL deal for you. 358 00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:42,040 From the first day, you had a massive. 359 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:44,360 Oh yeah, I in my mind was like. This is fine. 360 00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:48,360 Oh it oh, it was for me too. But I my perception, I wanted 361 00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:50,360 you, but I didn't know if you wanted me again. 362 00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:52,920 So like the whole of like the the whole. 363 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:56,160 Yeah, Day 2 I had a massive panic attack, which I won't go 364 00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:59,080 into as to why, because again, we'll save it for another day 365 00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:02,520 because that's a whole story. So lesbian A panic attack on day 366 00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:05,000 2. But Freya gave me Valium for my 367 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,440 panic attack because it was so bad and I'd never had Valium in 368 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:09,920 my life. So then I started having the 369 00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:12,640 time of my life. So I don't know if it was your 370 00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:17,440 singing, your bad chat up lines, your average sex, or the Valium 371 00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:19,720 that brought me back. No hate like lesbian love. 372 00:17:21,119 --> 00:17:23,200 No hate like lesbian love. I find that so. 373 00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:24,920 Far. I'm getting that, Leanna. 374 00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:27,119 I'm getting that tattooed on me, tell Annabelle. 375 00:17:27,319 --> 00:17:31,720 On the bum. No, somewhere you will never 376 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:36,760 find. So guys, we've asked you to give 377 00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:40,520 in some of your horror stories of lesbian dating again, which, 378 00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:42,480 oh, I'm obsessed with. Like actually obsessed. 379 00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:45,160 You guys have sent in some of the best stories I've ever 380 00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:47,080 heard. Obviously we have to pick one 381 00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:49,360 per episode. You will get your chance. 382 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:53,000 But this one really really stuck out to me because I was entirely 383 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,960 horrified, but I now can't remember because I played it 384 00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:58,280 ages ago. It was traumatising enough that 385 00:17:58,280 --> 00:17:59,840 we've actually put it to the back of our brain. 386 00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:03,480 But yeah, these stories that you guys are sending in are like, if 387 00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:05,680 I ever needed a reason to keep doing this, this would. 388 00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:07,720 That would be it. Like everything else could be 389 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:12,040 going wrong and the sadistic nosy bitch in me would continue 390 00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:16,400 doing this podcast to live vicariously through all of your 391 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:19,880 sadness, heartbreak and trauma. And I don't apologise. 392 00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:25,720 So this is from an anonymous reader says I was talking to a 393 00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:28,000 girl for like over a year and a half. 394 00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:31,360 She lived halfway across the world and it was during COVID so 395 00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:35,000 we didn't meet for a long time. This is very lesbian already, we 396 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,040 told each other. We love long distance. 397 00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:39,560 We do because we have. To put ourselves through more 398 00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:42,040 pain than society already puts. Us also, I just feel like 399 00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:43,200 there's just less. Lesbians. 400 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:45,280 Yeah, except for Yeah, Well, it never works. 401 00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:47,720 We know it never works. Leanna's in the corner with the 402 00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:51,120 thumbs down because her long distance relationship. 403 00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:54,080 It was long enough for it to not work though, so it's. 404 00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:58,000 Like 2 hours, four hours. But then I I to be fair I had a 405 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,600 long distance relationship that was like 10 hours away so that 406 00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:02,560 also didn't work like. Playing this was There we go. 407 00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:06,920 We told each other we love each other, planned our wedding. 408 00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:10,080 Classic. I know before even meeting, 409 00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:13,800 planning a wedding, even down to the details of what food to have 410 00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:16,280 there picked out, baby names, etcetera. 411 00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:20,480 Anyway, after a year and a half I flew out to finally meet her 412 00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:25,160 6000 kilometres away. Spent two days together, she was 413 00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:27,840 out of the gym one morning and she also what like your two 414 00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:28,920 days? Why are you going to the gym in 415 00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:30,800 the morning? Like grow up so having enough? 416 00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:32,120 Sex you don't need to don't. Even need it. 417 00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:33,400 Just wear that strap on and go ham. 418 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:35,120 Do you know what I mean? My ABS have never. 419 00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:37,840 Both of our ABS have never been better as to when we first met 420 00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:39,160 and we were just strapping all the time. 421 00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:41,640 Yep, and I keep telling you that that's the reason why I want to 422 00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:44,440 continue having sex in this relationship, but it turns out 423 00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:46,280 that maybe you just open a back fit. 424 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:51,040 She was out of the gym all morning and she left a book on 425 00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:53,760 the table and out of curiosity I opened it. 426 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:57,120 Turns out was a diary in which she had been writing about her 427 00:19:57,120 --> 00:20:00,600 soul mate, who wasn't me. The fuck? 428 00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:03,800 This diary basically explained how she'd fallen in love with a 429 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:05,360 man. A man. 430 00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:07,760 I'm sorry, that does make it worse. 431 00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:08,800 It does make it worse. I'd rather. 432 00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:09,680 It was another girl. Me too. 433 00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:11,840 Percent. All during the time that I knew 434 00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:14,280 her and bought a fucking house with him. 435 00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:17,240 All while she was planning her life with me and telling me she 436 00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:19,640 loved me. Bro when I tell you that I was 437 00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:22,400 the calmest I'd ever felt when I confronted that I was so dumb 438 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:24,880 but so relieved. Literally could not write it. 439 00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:28,880 That is like that is traumatic that for me. 440 00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:34,200 But do you know what's sad about this is I know so many people 441 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:38,440 listening to the podcasts will probably say that happened to me 442 00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:41,200 or I've got a similar story. It's probably the same girl. 443 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:44,200 Because if there's so many ways you can break this down, right? 444 00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:46,360 But that girl's clearly living a lie. 445 00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:50,520 As in the girl that's bought a house with a guy is writing in 446 00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:55,160 her diary about the the Disney Princess love story that she's 447 00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:57,920 having with a man. You don't have an intense online 448 00:20:57,920 --> 00:21:01,000 emotional relationship with a woman for no reason. 449 00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:04,240 And invite her over it have her. Come, you know she's either 450 00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:06,360 bisexual, she's lesbian or she's pansexual. 451 00:21:06,360 --> 00:21:10,600 She's some you know, but for her to basically lie about this part 452 00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:14,360 of her life is more is actually one of the most concerning 453 00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:16,640 things because she's living a lie. 454 00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:18,680 Was it not be like me and you being together? 455 00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:23,840 You know, I would 100% class myself as a lesbian, but it 456 00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:27,240 would be like me now having an emotional online relationship 457 00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:28,160 with a man. I bet. 458 00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:29,480 Well, clearly you're not a lesbian. 459 00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:31,360 And that's. Fine, yeah, and that's fine. 460 00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:34,080 But she's very sad that people. Like what? 461 00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:36,720 She's living this double life. So I think that's why that girl 462 00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:39,160 is saying that she was the calmest she's ever felt because 463 00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:43,720 that is closure. But then also it's like you've 464 00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:47,360 shit on me from a height and you're a piece of shit. 465 00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:52,400 But also good luck to you living the rest of your life living a 466 00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:55,280 lie. And that's not me saying that I 467 00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:57,880 think it's easy being out or that people should be forced to 468 00:21:57,880 --> 00:22:01,520 come out or anything like that. But also don't implicate someone 469 00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:04,920 else's feelings if you can't deal with your own. 470 00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:07,640 But this is keep another. Person but this is this is very, 471 00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:11,760 very common like there is a lot of times and and actually I can 472 00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:14,520 hold up my hand and say that I was that person in the other 473 00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:16,040 seat. So when I was younger, I was 474 00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:19,480 very much in the closet and I would really, really to hurt the 475 00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:22,080 people that I were, that I was with and the person that I was 476 00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:26,200 with purely because I was too terrified to come out because it 477 00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:30,560 is a fear, it's a real fear. And so I do believe that people 478 00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:33,920 in that scenario, they don't really care who they who they 479 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:36,040 hurt. Because they want their thing, 480 00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:37,800 and they don't want. To they can't see it. 481 00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:40,640 I couldn't see it. I was kind of aware of it, but I 482 00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:43,520 was like, I was so busy trying to protect myself that like 483 00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:45,120 there was no way. Do you know what? 484 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:49,240 But like, I would be really annoyed about that flight. 485 00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:51,440 Couldn't have been cheap. So pay for my flight. 486 00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:52,680 I'd have been invoicing that bitch. 487 00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:56,320 Yeah, like that's what I would have held Rover about. 488 00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:59,920 It would have been invoice. And it would have also been 489 00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:03,160 emotional damage. I'd have been like do you know I 490 00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:07,160 want monthly repayments for the next 4 fucking years at this 491 00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:10,560 price And if you don't do it, no we don't out people that's 492 00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:12,560 wrong. But I would tell her husband or 493 00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:15,200 her the boyfriend because that's not technically outing her being 494 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:17,000 naughty. It's still a. 495 00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:18,640 It's still but. She's still cheated. 496 00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:21,680 Yeah, right. So that's how I'd get my 497 00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:23,200 payback. I would cash. 498 00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:25,960 I'd cash the fuck in. I'd cash in. 499 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,080 Yeah, it's mad. It's absolutely mad. 500 00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:29,800 You always think though there's, there's always like, there's 501 00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:31,680 always a reason. But then. 502 00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:34,000 She clearly wasn't going to the gym then when she she's probably 503 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,720 checking in on the boyfriend or the husband or not. 504 00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:36,800 Sure. I didn't think about that. 505 00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:39,240 I would, yeah. She wasn't pressing. 506 00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:41,640 Wait, she. Was see, I was going to say then 507 00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:44,400 that would like this whole situation wouldn't have got past 508 00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:48,840 me, but it would have because I've been cheated on and I 509 00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:50,920 believed that I believed that it wasn't happening. 510 00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:52,280 Also, it's like you want to believe it. 511 00:23:52,360 --> 00:23:55,040 I also think this is again why she says that she was so calm 512 00:23:55,120 --> 00:23:58,880 because her gut knew your gut. It wasn't a surprise. 513 00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:02,440 Like every time I found out I was being cheated on, deep down 514 00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:05,200 it really wasn't a surprise because you know. 515 00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:07,280 I mean, man, I feel for her regardless. 516 00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:09,600 I feel for her. But I feel. 517 00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:12,560 She's in a good place right now. She's told me how good of a 518 00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:14,600 place she's in. Sometimes it's it's character 519 00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:16,400 building. Well, I'm glad that she's in 520 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:17,960 that place, but I'm sorry that it happened. 521 00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:22,560 And, and just FYI everyone, can you stop fucking planning your 522 00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:25,360 weddings and your baby names of people that you've met online 523 00:24:25,360 --> 00:24:28,800 and never met in person? Like you're not that you're not. 524 00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:31,640 I know that you're all thinking, oh, we're the only people to 525 00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:34,600 have done this or Oh my God, no one else could possibly have 526 00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:37,400 felt like this and been doing this and we are unique and we 527 00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:40,120 are special. You're not trust me. 528 00:24:40,360 --> 00:24:47,120 You are lesbianing 101. And I am now old enough to say 529 00:24:47,120 --> 00:24:50,760 that we're going to be like, if you're anything like your 530 00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:53,080 friends or anything like us and our friends, like, you're going 531 00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:55,520 to have this shit absolutely ripped out of. 532 00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:58,480 You put that ring back in a box, take your knee back up, babe. 533 00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:03,560 Yeah, take that Argos ring back, take it away, right and. 534 00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:06,880 Rethink your decision. You can spend that £200 in 535 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:08,480 Sheba. Yeah. 536 00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:12,960 On multiple little girls. Not little. 537 00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:18,320 I haven't seen that. But like multiple ladies, I said 538 00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:20,240 little. Let me I need to explain why I 539 00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:23,600 said little because this baby giants and also because the 540 00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:26,000 ceilings are so fucking low in she bath. 541 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:29,400 You like me in the end and anything above 5/9 and 1/2 which 542 00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:34,200 you and Beth won't ever be able to relate to you literally touch 543 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:37,800 the fucking ceiling of that club or bar or whatever you want to 544 00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:40,960 call it. But clunge dungeon I think is 545 00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:43,080 the most appropriate word for sheba. 546 00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:47,600 Yeah, just put your put your fucking baby carriers away. 547 00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:53,400 Put your Argos rings away, get downstairs into the devil's den 548 00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:56,520 that is Sheba and enjoy that and. 549 00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:59,840 Pop your pussy. And pop your puss until you find 550 00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:04,080 your wife. It's actually the lesbian war 551 00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:04,800 bunker. There you go. 552 00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:06,360 Lesbian war bunker. Exactly. 553 00:26:06,360 --> 00:26:08,880 And you will probably find Beth McCarthy there every week. 554 00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:11,520 Oh, she even goes on the Wednesday as well. 555 00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:13,120 Doesn't even need to be a weekend. 556 00:26:13,120 --> 00:26:15,960 See the pink puss for yourself on Karaoke Wednesday at Sheba. 557 00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:21,320 What would be my ideal lesbian bar, right? 558 00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:26,120 Or club or whatever it would be, there would be 3 levels. 559 00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:31,720 OK, so the top level, well the level that you walk in on would 560 00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:36,200 be bougie and it would be like really good fucking food, really 561 00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:41,200 good drinks. Like dress code has to be not 562 00:26:41,360 --> 00:26:44,520 wanky, but like, you can't dress decent, right? 563 00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:52,800 Yeah, yeah, because it's my ideal lesbian barley and 564 00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:53,640 everyone. Is gay. 565 00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:58,080 No, no, because it gets worse and then you go down one floor 566 00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:02,240 once you've had like 3 or 4 drinks and it starts to get a 567 00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:05,560 little bit. There's dancy bits. 568 00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:08,040 The bar's still there. Some people are still, you know, 569 00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:09,880 just eyeing up other girls at the bar. 570 00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:13,480 Some girls are crying texting their ex in the corner, but 571 00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:15,280 there's like a merge. Not texting corner. 572 00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:17,680 Yeah, it's like in a in a quiet booty. 573 00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:20,720 Yeah, and it's not too hectic, but it's like good that you can 574 00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:23,520 sit and people watch and the girls will always bring the 575 00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:25,600 drama. And then you go to the third 576 00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:28,120 floor. Titties everywhere. 577 00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:34,200 Like not naked but just titties. And then when you say not naked 578 00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:35,880 but just titties. Because I don't mind, like 579 00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:38,360 everyone's tops can be off. I don't actually need the 580 00:27:38,360 --> 00:27:40,920 trousers, like, but everyone, because we always all take our 581 00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:43,480 tops off, right? We always get drunk and pull our 582 00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:44,840 tops up. We always do it. 583 00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:46,200 I don't know why we do it. We do. 584 00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:48,360 It's fucking weird. Yeah, we do. 585 00:27:48,360 --> 00:27:50,400 I don't know why. I actually put it over my head. 586 00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:54,160 And yeah, I put it over my head and then run around the club 587 00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:00,880 next week. Alex, please come. 588 00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:06,240 She's got the most ohh we don't. Fucking ask you. 589 00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:09,280 You do it voluntary. FaceTime and the next thing I've 590 00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:11,400 looked away, the next thing I know, it's this just in the. 591 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:14,320 Eye I know why we do it though. It's to slightly show off the 592 00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:16,600 nipple bar is if again, we're the only lesbians in the world 593 00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:19,160 with a nipple bar, but we're we're still a minority. 594 00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:23,520 And yeah, then you get to 3rd floor and it is titty bar. 595 00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:25,080 It's it's a titty bar. Hooters. 596 00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:26,200 Yes. Hooters, no. 597 00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:27,560 Lesbian Hooters, No. Why not? 598 00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:30,120 No, because Hooters. Is T-shirt competitions. 599 00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:35,120 Yeah, but like, yeah, but like not no, no misogyny there. 600 00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:37,640 And I feel like Hooters gives a bit of that, Yes, the L word, 601 00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:41,800 that kind of just the manic. First of all is the planet. 602 00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:45,000 First of all, is the planet 2nd floor? 603 00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:47,640 We don't have any other fucking references. 604 00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:49,600 It's so depressing. You will will make the 605 00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:51,920 reference. Do we have any other not 606 00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:54,680 existing London lesbian bars? But what I do need is that we 607 00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:57,200 need lesbian bars to no longer be underground like we are in 608 00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:58,920 the 1940s. No, I've got it. 609 00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:03,240 OK, The top 1 is the planet Elwood. 610 00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:07,200 Second one is Coyote. Ugly bar, no men's. 611 00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:10,600 That's the second floor page. 2. Because I love the vibe. 612 00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:13,160 That's what I'd go for. Just no guys. 613 00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:17,520 And then third floor, the third down, it's not floor, we're 614 00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:20,320 going down. Food but and just call it fries. 615 00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:23,040 No, guys. No, it gets nastier as it goes 616 00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:25,200 down. Why do you say I have to say it 617 00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:25,760 like that? It gets I. 618 00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:33,320 Need a nasty reference. It will be like, no, I'm going 619 00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:34,480 to. It's going to get too rogue. 620 00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:38,520 What did he say? Kitten Kittens. 621 00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:40,800 Oh, killing kittens? Isn't that like a club? 622 00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:43,120 And. No, that was a Netflix series, 623 00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:44,920 wasn't it? That's how to kill a cat or 624 00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:49,400 something like that. That's right. 625 00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:50,880 And that woman tried to make us go. 626 00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:53,840 Remember, we were at the oh, when we were at and we sat there 627 00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:55,320 opposite to her and she was like killing kittens. 628 00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:56,440 Do you want to come? And I was. 629 00:29:57,080 --> 00:29:58,480 Like, oh, when we were with Chloe, Do you know what I. 630 00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:05,160 Say. Yeah, so I just don't. 631 00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:07,880 So then it's a lesbian only sex party and. 632 00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:10,480 Yes, yes, and it's. Only red. 633 00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:13,640 Yes, only red. Alas, super hot there was. 634 00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:15,520 I'm all for it. There was many simplistic ways 635 00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:18,280 that we could have described our bar, but we've done it in a 636 00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:22,320 complex way. The Lesbian Supper Club, the 637 00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:26,600 Lesbian Supper Club floor one, the Lesbian Supper Club for two, 638 00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:28,640 and the Lesbian Supper Club floor 3. 639 00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:32,440 I'll just call it like clip with like an exclamation mark, no? 640 00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:35,560 Clip. Lesbian. 641 00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:40,160 No, we're quite open. Other than that, Alex. 642 00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:44,160 Alex turns up in a wig. You can, you can. 643 00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:47,560 Do you know what? You actually can. 644 00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:50,440 Wasn't there a whole debate on TikTok recently where straight 645 00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:53,520 men wanted to identify as lesbians? 646 00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:56,360 That's pathetic. It's actually pathetic. 647 00:30:56,960 --> 00:31:03,840 Then you just throw up. But they don't think that. 648 00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:06,040 They don't think that. They think they can change us. 649 00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:08,040 They think that they're going to walk in with a room full of 650 00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:09,360 women and they're all going to turn around about. 651 00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:16,640 Also, do just watch anything. You should talk about lesbian 652 00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:19,320 porn. Oh yeah, can we actually get you 653 00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:21,040 both? Here I don't remember that. 654 00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:23,760 I must have been too drunk. They were so Leanna and Beth 655 00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:26,200 were making out at my birthday party, which was a. 656 00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:27,040 Lot. Oh, I did try. 657 00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:28,360 And yeah, I tried to record it. I. 658 00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:31,040 Didn't I was sat next to them basically like stroking both of 659 00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:32,360 their heads. I don't know why I did that 660 00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:36,720 anyway, these men were I just wanted to be involved. 661 00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:42,920 These men were staring at these girls like they're in a zoo, 662 00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:45,960 right? And for me, I get it right? 663 00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:47,720 Because they're both hot and they're making out OK, cool. 664 00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:51,040 Like I want but. It's still just fucking rude. 665 00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:53,480 Rude, but it's not only. I would want to look, but I 666 00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:55,040 wouldn't. But it's more than that. 667 00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:57,200 It's spectating. It's them gathering together. 668 00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:58,720 It's them pointing. It's them small. 669 00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:03,320 It's them also thinking they're getting a live porn show, not 670 00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:06,160 that 2 girls that are generally attracted to each other could 671 00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:08,480 just want to be making out. Yeah, and that's the thing 672 00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:09,920 again. But they were thinking, if we 673 00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:11,320 don't watch them, then why are they doing? 674 00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:13,320 It exactly. They think it's for them, so 675 00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:15,280 they think it's for. So if you're a straight girl 676 00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:17,560 that goes out and get to the girls in front of men, stop 677 00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:19,800 fucking doing it. You make the rest of our lives 678 00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:21,280 really hard. Feeding into it. 679 00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:24,160 But that's the thing, I I just looked at these men and I was 680 00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,960 like, fuck me. There's there's Yeah. 681 00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:31,880 No, don't fuck me. Don't That's what they're after, 682 00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:33,240 darling. That's not the wise. 683 00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:35,680 Words to use. No, it's yeah. 684 00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:37,280 So it's, it's horrendous. I think it's really 685 00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:39,240 demoralising. I think it's one of those things 686 00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:42,400 where, again, if that's why queer spaces are so. 687 00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:44,360 Important. Important because it's also a 688 00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:46,480 lot less. Queer spaces that let you in as 689 00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:48,760 well. Because we've spoken about this 690 00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:52,000 so much with lots of different people and it's happening a lot 691 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,680 and actually think it's happening more and more as time 692 00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:56,280 goes on. Which is weird because it should 693 00:32:56,280 --> 00:33:01,960 be the other way. Why do gay bars stop keep 694 00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:05,880 refusing entry to quite clearly queer people? 695 00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:09,280 And I don't mean queer presenting because there is no 696 00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:13,360 way of looking queer. So sometimes if you are old 697 00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:16,280 school and I don't look like a classic enough lesbian for you, 698 00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:20,120 and you initially say OK, you're not coming in. 699 00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:24,000 And then I proceed to tell you that I have 4 1/2 years worth of 700 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:27,400 content with my girlfriend and you won't let me in. 701 00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:30,000 That's problematic. Not that we should have to prove 702 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:33,080 it anyway, because actually straight people by nature 703 00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:35,480 probably wouldn't really want to go to a gay bar, and you could 704 00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:39,200 quite easily sniff out the groups of men that are going 705 00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:42,920 there for one specific reason. But if our, for example, like 706 00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:45,720 our group of girls are going to a gay bar, we're going there 707 00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:47,680 because we're gay. Like come on. 708 00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:51,440 And we won't never refuse entry. And we aren't the only ones as 709 00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:51,920 well. No. 710 00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:54,720 And this really needs to be sorted out, because it's 711 00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:56,920 actually very, very distressing for. 712 00:33:56,920 --> 00:34:00,040 Because it is purely safety. It's not about us trying to take 713 00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:02,640 over, it's about us wanting to have fun, have a fucking good 714 00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:04,040 time and feel safe whilst doing it. 715 00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:06,720 I don't want to be in a space, yeah, where I'm constantly 716 00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:08,880 having to look over my shoulder because I do it all the fucking 717 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:11,040 time. My peripheral vision is amazing 718 00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:13,159 now. Amazing, because I'm constantly 719 00:34:13,159 --> 00:34:14,880 aware. That's also because you've been 720 00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:18,280 playing in Call of Duty on your phone, like intensely for the 721 00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:20,560 last I can't talk, I'm ready to go. 722 00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:23,960 Our relationship has got to the point where she's Call of Duty 723 00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:27,239 to the left of me and she rings up our friends now and gets them 724 00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:29,360 to shrine down the app so they can play together. 725 00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:31,679 And I sit there and utter silence. 726 00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:34,840 I've turned off all of my notifications so if anyone's 727 00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:37,120 calling me now I'm not actually looking at the screen waiting 728 00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:38,480 for the phone call to end anymore. 729 00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:42,000 I'm on Grand Theft Auto. OK so I'm going to give you 5 730 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:46,360 celebrity names and I want you to list them in most like to 731 00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:47,600 fuck. Least like to fuck. 732 00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:52,560 OK, so that was Cate Blanchett, Gillian Anderson, Aubrey Plaza 733 00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:57,800 Fletcher and Angelina Jolie. I'd be doing myself a disservice 734 00:34:57,800 --> 00:35:00,000 if I didn't always put Angelina at the top because she's always 735 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,320 going to be there and. You know that she's probably I 736 00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:04,520 would put bets on she's the most wild. 737 00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:07,680 I would never walk again and I'd be absolutely fine with that. 738 00:35:07,720 --> 00:35:10,160 OK, because I know that she's bringing out some crazy fucking. 739 00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:12,920 Yeah, it might not even be through like multiple WAG 740 00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:15,000 orgasms. She may actually get out a knife 741 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,240 and cut your leg off no problem. Again, that would be fine. 742 00:35:17,720 --> 00:35:21,080 She'd be like, she put out, she'd bring out like a 15 inch 743 00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:22,360 dildo and be like, do you do anal? 744 00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:27,120 I'd be like yeah like try it you can try it. 745 00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:33,840 I'm screaming it's an exit, not an entrance while she's yeah 746 00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:39,000 anyway I've got number. Okay, so I really Kate Blanchett 747 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,320 is so. So hot. 748 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,440 She is technically married to a man in real life though. 749 00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:46,400 Yeah, but Aubrey. Good to prove a Aubrey. 750 00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:50,240 Yeah, Aubrey Plaza is so hot and so weird and I. 751 00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:51,640 Love. And again, you know that she's a 752 00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:54,400 bit of a sadistic bit. I know that she loves really 753 00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:57,440 make me laugh and for me, I know that Cate Blanchett made me 754 00:35:57,440 --> 00:35:59,600 laugh, but Aubrey would be so fucking weird. 755 00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:01,320 I know that I'd like come into the bedroom. 756 00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:04,440 She'd be like dressed up like an alien or like, I know that she'd 757 00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:05,960 be probably doing like a weird like. 758 00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:09,040 You you're into like alien play. No, no, but I know that she'd be 759 00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:10,960 doing some like exorcist weird like crab walk or. 760 00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:13,760 Something so you're into that. Well, no, but I, I, I'd be into 761 00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:15,640 it if it was Aubrey. Sorry. 762 00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:18,960 So you're into exorcist play, but when I come home, 10 763 00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:21,320 tequila's deep and I'm acting like the fucking exorcist in the 764 00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:23,880 bathroom chucking up, you have a problem with that? 765 00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:27,400 But if Aubrey Plaza does it, she don't if. 766 00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:29,440 She's doing a crab walk backwards with a trap on on. 767 00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:30,880 I would find that fucking hilarious. 768 00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:35,000 So Aubrey Plaza is number 2. So fuckable. 769 00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:38,880 Angelina Aubrey Plaza Then obviously it's going to be ah. 770 00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:41,320 Gillian Anderson could probably ruin my life as well though, 771 00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:43,760 because she's also like super like sex. 772 00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:45,400 Like she knows everything like grapefruit. 773 00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:47,280 Hey, this is her. Yeah, she'd be a great. 774 00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:48,480 She would know what to do with my. 775 00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:50,080 Grapefruit and should be a banana. 776 00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:52,680 Although I don't she's. Fucking stiff Aubrey would be a 777 00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:54,400 pear. Aubrey would be a pear. 778 00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:58,240 Because she's like, got length. Mean. 779 00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:01,120 She's a bit of an odd shape, bit of an odd one. 780 00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:05,280 She's a bit odd but then also she's got my she's got my boggly 781 00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:07,840 eyes so me and her could look at each other in the eyes without 782 00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:09,360 you could also look like sisters. 783 00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:10,760 Perfect. Is that what you're into? 784 00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:16,040 Perfect, perfect. And then so Gillian Anderson 785 00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:19,400 would really show me like. But then The thing is as well, I 786 00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:20,800 like to kind of like show her a good time. 787 00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:21,920 I would want to make Gillian squirt. 788 00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:24,800 Sorry, Gillian next time. Who else is there? 789 00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:27,680 You've gone, Ange. Or repulsive. 790 00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:29,480 Gillian Anderson, Gillian Cate Blanchett. 791 00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:35,640 I would like to make sure like a pig and I would I would want. 792 00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:38,600 To Fletcher last. I'm sorry, Fletcher, like I do 793 00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:40,360 love Fletcher, but she's going last because. 794 00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:42,560 I think as well you like an older girl, I. 795 00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:45,040 Do I like an older woman? Fletcher, I'm younger than you. 796 00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:47,840 That's funny. No, but Fletcher is obviously 797 00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:50,800 very hot, right? And she's a singer that's also 798 00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:52,840 really sexy. But like, you can't fuck a 799 00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:56,360 voice. I mean, I'm gonna go with who 800 00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:58,480 did I say? Cate Blanchett and then 801 00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:00,560 Fletcher. But Fletcher, it doesn't mean 802 00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:02,680 that. Fletcher, you're still very, 803 00:38:02,720 --> 00:38:06,480 very, very much on the card out. Of my league it's fine she is 804 00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:08,400 still very, very attractive and very beautiful. 805 00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:09,840 Hot. OK, she can't be my. 806 00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:12,040 Fair order. I like your justification for 807 00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:14,360 everyone. I I I'm not sure I agree with 808 00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:17,680 the ordering, but I agree with the why. 809 00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:19,520 What would your order? No, because I want you to give 810 00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:21,960 me 5 now so the five can be different. 811 00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:24,440 So I'm now gonna give you 5 okay? 812 00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:30,080 Fuckable to least fuckable. Miley Cyrus, Renee Rapp, Megan 813 00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:34,920 Fox, Zendaya and Jodie Comer. This is going to be very 814 00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:37,200 controversial, and it's even controversial for me. 815 00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:40,720 I put Renee first only because she is. 816 00:38:41,240 --> 00:38:43,840 She is my obsession of the moment. 817 00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:46,320 OK. And it probably won't last, but 818 00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:49,720 I'm in crushing era, Renee. Wrap her legs around your. 819 00:38:50,240 --> 00:38:51,080 Neck. Yeah, Renee. 820 00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:56,520 Wrap fucking strangle me so Renee Megan because I know she's 821 00:38:56,520 --> 00:39:00,160 just actually fruitier in real life than Jodie Megan because I 822 00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:04,400 know that she would be nuts and I love that Jodie would have to 823 00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:08,280 go forth because I would make her do Villanelle and all the 824 00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:10,880 accents and stuff and that would be fucking Hawks when she talks, 825 00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:12,560 when she talks Russian, literally. 826 00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:15,920 Do you know what The thing is? I haven't watched Euphoria 827 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:19,240 Euphoria and I feel like Zendaya in Euphoria. 828 00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:22,520 She's obviously fucking beautiful, but I've not watched 829 00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:27,120 her in action enough to create an obsession with her, to be 830 00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:30,160 quite honest. Whereas I have watched Miley 831 00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:33,080 Cyrus's, I've watched her since Hannah Montana. 832 00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:36,800 So there's been a lot of obsession progression. 833 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:40,440 So Miley. And then it would have to be be 834 00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:43,200 Zendaya. But again, that's a very, very, 835 00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:47,400 very, very unfair list because the rankings impossible. 836 00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:51,960 Miley in that flowers video is like next level, next level like 837 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,600 as in Miley and as I say video, I want to be that sprinkler. 838 00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:56,040 I want to make her that sprinkler that she's. 839 00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:58,800 Running you're apologising to Renee, to Fletcher. 840 00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:03,120 I'm like, no, I'm not ashamed, but Renee should be fucking 841 00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:06,360 thanking me for listening her because I would be taking that 842 00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:08,520 as a very, very, very high compliment. 843 00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:11,600 So yeah, give us more stories, give us more topics, give us 844 00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:14,640 controversy. Episode 3 is an open. 845 00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:17,760 Dance floor unlike Sheba which is always cramped. 846 00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:21,800 So that was it for today. We hope you enjoyed. 847 00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:26,720 If you did enjoy, please like and subscribe so we can continue 848 00:40:26,720 --> 00:40:30,800 to exist as I think really the only real lesbian supper club 849 00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:32,040 podcast ever.