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I could eat that. 
Go for lunch, Yeah. 

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She dances on my tongue, he 
said. 

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She might be the one, and I can 
never get enough. 

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I could. 
Buy her so much stuff. 

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It's a craving, not a crush. 
I'm sorry, but how iconic. 

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I love her. 
I I could feel this coming a 

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mile off. 
I mean, yeah. 

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I don't want to. 
I don't want to sound weird. 

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But like when she released 
Bellyache when she was like 30, 

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I was like, that's a gay. 
That's a gay kid. 

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Yeah, and not even just say, by 
the way she was dressing. 

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She's just got gay energy. 
She's she's. 

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Yeah. 
I mean, I'm surprised it's taken

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her this long, if I'm honest. 
She is young, though. 

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Yeah, but like, she seems like 
the type of bit she would walk 

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out the room and be like, I'm 
gay. 

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I don't give a fuck. 
Fair do you know? 

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What I mean? 
Yeah, I feel like she's had good

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progression in like her music 
career. 

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Then all of a sudden, she could 
be like, boom, look at this new 

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era. 
Gay. 

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Yeah, also other voice on the 
mic that is Olivia because 

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Scarlett is dropping off. 
Scarlett is dropping off Ziggy 

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because we're about to go on 
holiday. 

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Yeah, very excited to like get 
some sun, get some sea. 

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And Ziggy has to get himself 
really well equipped and settled

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in Somerset before Scarlett 
leaves him because he's quite a 

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sensitive little dog. 
So yeah, I'm glad that she's 

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doing that, but it is just us 
two today. 

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But Manager Liv is Manager Liv 
is back. 

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Manager Liv, you're very good at
stepping in. 

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When I need you. 
I'm like, come on. 

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It's got to be done. 
You've got to do, you've got to 

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do what you've got to do. 
It works as well because you're 

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a lesbian. 
Do you know what I mean? 

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It's just kind of easy to talk 
to. 

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Imagine. 
Imagine me having a straight 

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manager. 
It wouldn't. 

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Work. 
It wouldn't work. 

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It wouldn't. 
They wouldn't get it, no. 

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I feel like. 
I feel like it's like being a 

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lesbian as being like a secret 
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lesbian women. 
It's like a whole little club. 

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Yeah, it would have to be a 
lesbian. 

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A lesbian as well. 
You couldn't have like a gay man

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manager. 
No, it just wouldn't work. 

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We'd fight. 
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I'd fight with a gay man. 
I know I would. 

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That's the problem. 
I couldn't be trusted. 

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I'd be like, shut up. 
Oh, this is what I wanted to 

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mention is I don't know why it's
only taken me this long, 30 

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years to figure this out. 
But, like, you know how people 

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always say, oh, you're a man 
hating lesbian? 

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They never say you're a woman 
hating gay to gay men. 

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Yeah, what's that all about? 
Ever. 

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Yeah, I I don't understand. 
It's because men are so 

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incredibly fragile that it has 
to be kind of like a man. 

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Like, oh, it's got to all be 
like a man's fault that you're a

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lesbian, because men are so 
elite, apparently, that you must

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actually hate men to be a 
lesbian. 

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I do hate men, but that's not 
the point. 

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Because I mean, they're just 
pricks, aren't they? 

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Yeah, but like, I I find that 
really weird. 

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So now I'm going to start 
saying, oh, woman hating gay man

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just for the just to. 
I think you should just to even 

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it out a little bit because why 
would they ever say like they've

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never said to any gay man or 
you're a woman hating gay man. 

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And if the same rule applies, 
wouldn't that be the case? 

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Well, you'd think so. 
You would. 

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You would think so. 
But it's also the same reason 

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why everyone always thinks a a 
by man is a gay man and a by 

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woman is a straight woman. 
Yeah, because the default always

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has to be men, right? 
Fucking losers. 

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Anyway, no shit. 
Can't be asked. 

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Talk about bisexuals. 
We saw Beth McCarthy perform 

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last night at her Massive, 
massive fucking concert in 

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heaven. 
It was fucking incredible. 

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Like the atmosphere there was 
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I'm pretty sure this was like 
therapy for so many of the the 

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people in the crowd. 
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I was fucking blown. 
Away the atmosphere was 

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incredible and I think what is 
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people that were there just 
seemed so happy and so safe. 

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Yeah, sure. 
And it was just so nice to see 

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that. 
But just having such a nice 

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time. 
But the way that Beth can really

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bring out the fun and like, she 
connects with her crowd so well.

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She knows her crowd so well, 
yeah, she even like fucking put 

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rings on these girls fingers. 
So like she she ordained. 

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Someone last night she lit. 
Also massive shout out though to

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Katie and Nadia the her support 
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Oh my God. 
Fucking incredible. 

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I have never been so blown away 
by a support act. 

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Ever. 
My jaw still hurts like it was. 

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They were fantastic Fan fucking 
tastic. 

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They blew it out the fucking 
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It was amazing. 
Nadia also made sure to mention 

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about Free Palestine, which I 
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powerful, Fucking incredible. 
You know, we all need to be 

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doing this as people saying 
enough time Free Palestine. 

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We are on the side of 
Palestinians and everything 

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that's going on in HAFA right 
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Absolutely horrendous. 
So I think the more people that 

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can speak out, the better. 
Fuck me. 

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It was just it was amazing. 
It was so, but like. 

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I was saying, and I messaged 
Beth this morning. 

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I was like, Oh my God, like when
me and Scarlett would go and see

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her perform at The Swan, which 
is the Shittest pub by Hyde 

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Park. 
And we're not even talking two 

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years ago. 
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Beth. 
She would do it because she 

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needed money, so she'd do a gig 
for about £100 where she would 

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just play that. 
Everyone would just ignore her 

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pretty much because they're all 
just like old men and but she 

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would fucking go for it and just
do it. 

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And the persistence that she's 
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And I felt so emotional. 
I felt like her mum, like I felt

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so emotional while she was 
performing and she's a fucking 

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rock star, like she is amazing. 
Also her guitarist. 

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Yeah. 
Wow. 

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Yeah, you are hot. 
You are sexy, yeah. 

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I mean, it was such a proud 
moment, like she should be so 

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proud of herself and it's just, 
yeah. 

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Yeah. 
And if you guys haven't, if you 

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know about Beth McCarthy or if 
you don't, please listen. 

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And if you know anything about 
Ket Ketty, if you know anything 

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about Ketty, men call me. 
Absolutely not. 

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Don't. 
Don't listen to me. 

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If you know about Catty or 
Nadia, you should look them up 

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now if you've never heard of 
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So it's Nadia. 
It's like NXDIA and Catty is 

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CATTY MP3. 
And they are amazing and they're

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both lesbian women. 
So what more could you want? 

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What more could you want? 
Hot lesbian women with amazing 

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vocals and great songs. 
Tick, tick, tick. 

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Yeah, Amazing. 
Ding Dong, Ding Dong. 

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So today I've really there was 
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about. 
We're going to get people to 

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write in and stuff. 
I was like, I want to make it 

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really not hired. 
I want to make it fun. 

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I'm in the holiday mood. 
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We're feeling fun and we're 
feeling silly. 

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I fucking need that holiday and 
I've been trying to sort my shit

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out, so I've been going to 
hypnosis sessions recently. 

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For those who don't know, I 
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emetophobia and just like 
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and I have been going to therapy
big up better help which has 

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been amazing. 
Do you want me to say what a 

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metaphorbia is? 
Oh, people know that's fine. 

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Yeah, you can look it up it 
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Help is fucking incredible. 
But I was like, this is so deep 

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rooted in my brain. 
It's been 20 years of just like 

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pure anxiety every single day 
that I was like, I need to do 

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something about it. 
So I went to this woman and it's

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under Kensington hypnosis. 
She is amazing. 

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She's been like featured on some
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this as well that she she's got 
around. 

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She's very, very good and I feel
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She even had me back like the 
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because I had a wobble. 
I had a wobble. 

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I think you do seem lighter in 
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I can see like it's like a sense
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Well, she did this really 
incredible thing with me 

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yesterday where she made me 
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every step that I took. 
So it's like 30292827 by the age

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of like 12, then 11:00, then to 
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I was really crying and but you 
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embarrassed to cry. 
So I would just let the tears 

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Just like tears, tears are 
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I felt yeah. 
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was like, OK, well, you've gone 
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You've got to imagine yourself 
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the future. 
What does that look like? 

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She's powerful, she's 
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very in tune, very emotionally 
in control, all this kind of 

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stuff and kind of let her be 
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So it's really interesting. 
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Because I think because she was 
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continuously carry on your past 
and with every single step that 

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you took there, you had to let 
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Let go of that kid. 
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year old self, greet the younger
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hug, tell them everything's 
going to be OK, all that kind of

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stuff. 
So I was like. 

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It sounds good, though I feel 
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a. 100% would recommend it. 
And yeah, and also, I didn't get

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it for free. 
Like, this is coming straight 

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for me, like I paid for it. 
It was really good. 

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This is a genuine, genuine 
review of, yeah, of my 

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experience there. 
So look, sometimes we've got to 

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do what we've got to do. 
Mental health, we always 

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advocate for it, but I know a 
lot of you as well struggle with

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mental health issues, and we're 
looking at doing a few things 

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with the lesbian Supper Club 
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We've got some really, really 
fucking exciting shit coming up 

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that is going to be impactful as
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To, like, healing and owning 
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bitches are doing a great job at
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But we can always do more. 
We, you know, we have to put the

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fucking word out there. 
Lesbians are ruling the world 

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right now. 
We just need to get bigger and 

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bigger. 
But yeah, there's going to be 

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another event as well. 
The Lesbian Supper Club events 

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have been popping. 
Off recently we have the event. 

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The event was amazing. 
I love seeing everyone. 

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There's always like the best 
atmosphere, the best vibe, 

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everyone's always like. 
Really like, happy. 

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So nice. 
Drinking, smoking, just having 

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fun and like letting go and just
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Because a lot of women come 
alone and a lot of you do ask 

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me, is it OK if I come alone? 
Of course it fucking is. 

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We welcome you with open. 
Arms. 

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I quite literally do. 
You do you take your under your 

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mummy wing? 
Yes. 

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Yeah. 
Because I I genuinely love all 

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of you and it's so nice to 
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So I feel like now when I'm like
talking into this mic, I'm 

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talking to all of these amazing 
people that I've met, and for me

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that means a lot more. 
So thank you and hello. 

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And it was so nice to meet you. 
If you have met me. 

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I've loved every single minute 
of it. 

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Yeah, it's nice to put the 
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What's Wait, how would I? 
Say, yeah, faces the names and 

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the numbers, because we don't 
even know names really like 

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either. 
You know it's. 

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Really nice. 
It's a nice it's a nice 360 

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moment, I feel. 
Yeah, everyone's really 

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beautiful too. 
It's a bonus, yeah. 

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But yeah. 
We're going to be doing another 

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pub night next month. 
It's going to happen. 

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Yeah, so keep an eye out on 
socials for the ticket is. 

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This going to be Pride month. 
Pride month, baby, we. 

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Should do one like every week in
Pride month. 

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Oh my God, could you? 
Yeah. 

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IA 100% would. 
If you guys want a lesbian 

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supper club event every single 
week for Pride month, hit me up.

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Tell me now, because this this 
girl right here. 

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Well, we're. 
Going to have to make some 

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planning after this recording if
we want to get this sorted 

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before we go on holiday on 
Sunday. 

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Yeah, but. 
It's a lesbian domination. 

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Hell yeah, baby. 
It doesn't take me much to 

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organise it. 
I could be laying on a sunbed 

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and just fucking clicking away. 
What do you mean I do? 

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It what I liaise with Dre. 
Yeah, but I did the Eventbrite. 

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OK, Eventbrite. 
Eventbrite. 

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You're a Eventbrite. 
It's going to be an expensive 

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month. 
I know. 

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I know. 
But going back to the topic that

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I wanted to talk about, I really
wanted to talk about first 

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dates, because I was saying this
to you earlier that I was like, 

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it's the weirdest thing, a first
day, if you think about it. 

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Especially if it's like a first.
Day where you haven't spoken. 

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Well, just off like a dating 
app. 

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Yeah. 
I mean, I I did that. 

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I've 100%, yeah. 
I've got some stories. 

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I'm actually going to tell some 
stories because I think it's it 

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is weird. 
I don't think it's a bad thing. 

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It's just weird because it's 
like you've never really spoken 

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to this person before, never 
even met them. 

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Guaranteed. 11:00 PM You're 
making out. 

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Yeah, I think the concept of his
concept of first date is 

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obviously normal, but if you 
deep it enough and think about 

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it, it's actually just quite 
bizarre. 

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Well, I went on a date I when I 
was, so I just come out of my 

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relationship like a long term 
relationship. 

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And I was about 22, like 2122. 
This woman was Spanish and so I 

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was like OK that's cool. 
She had like massive hair. 

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I was all over it and she. 
Glass of hair just did it for 

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you. 
Yeah, Tinder, of course. 

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When like, oh, I just loved it. 
I love fucking swiping, swiping 

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away on that. 
It's. 

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Fun. 
It's like a little game. 

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It's a game. 
It is a game. 

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Yeah, and I treated it like a 
fucking game. 

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Ever tell you that? 
But this girl woman, shall I say

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she was about like, she 
actually, OK, red flag. 

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She wouldn't tell me her age. 
She just said it in my 30s. 

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Oh, so like, OK, well, how old 
is that? 

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Like B31. 
Like B30. 

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Nine. 
Wait. 

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But if it was on Tinder, surely 
her age was there? 

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Or were you just blindsided by 
the big head? 

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Yeah. 
I can't remember because it 

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should. 
Have said the age. 

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I know that I wasn't so sure of 
her age, but she was in her 30s 

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for sure. 
Probably I would say about 35. 

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OK And I was 22. 
Oh. 

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Oh oh God. 
Oh dear, oh. 

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Dear Look, there's nothing wrong
with it. 22. 

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You're old enough you can make 
your own decisions. 

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Yeah, disclaimer, I would never 
go any younger than 25 ever. 

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And so yeah, I I remember she 
like, she was from London, so 

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and I was still in Windsor and 
she was like, I'll come to 

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Windsor. 
I was like, OK. 

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And then she came to Windsor, we
went to all by one. 

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And I straight away she was 
like, shots, Let's just fucking 

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smash them. 
Let's smash these shots. 

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Shots. 
Did you say shots? 

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Yeah, right. 
It's obviously me being like me,

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especially me when I was 
younger, I was like Ferrell. 

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So I was like in. 
Your in your big drinking. 

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Era, big drinking, big drinking 
era. 

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So I was like, shot, shot, shot,
having a great time, having a do

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valve, like an 8% Belgian beer, 
just top myself off. 

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And she was like, should we go 
to London, Should we go to Soho?

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I was like, yeah. 
Hang on, where was she? 

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From Oh, she's Spanish Spain. 
I don't know what I did. 

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Fat knows what that was. 
And then we went, so we went 

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just like on the train, went to 
Paddington, went to Soho. 

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Like too far. 
It's not too far from Windsor. 

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But you know, I was in my 
adventure series. 

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I was, oh, going away with a 
stranger. 

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We had literally met for about 
45 minutes by this point and you

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just. 
Go all around London. 

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I'm following her. 
This is like something I've 

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taken. 
I I could have been set a 

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traffic that night so easily. 
Yeah, I was just like and we 

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went over to, we went over to 
Soho. 

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We hung out in like a few bars 
and she was like, I'm going to 

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get a hotel. 
So I was like Mummy, yeah. 

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And I was like that would do. 
You know what that would do? 

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Yeah. 
I mean, me and you both love a 

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hotel as well. 
We're hotel snobs. 

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Yeah, and it was a lovely hotel 
too. 

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She was minted. 
So I was like, OK, Take Me Out 

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then. 
That's fine, but it got weird. 

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OK. 
So we ended up going back to the

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hotel and obviously Shag is on 
the cards. 

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Yeah. 
I mean, yeah. 

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I don't think I fancied her 
that. 

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My God, I really hope she's not 
listening to this. 

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I really don't think I fancied 
her that much. 

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But you know, drinks, hotel. 
It just happens sometimes. 

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It happens sometimes, but she 
was so incredibly Spanish whilst

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I was looking her out. 
Wait, what do you mean, wait? 

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Do that again. 
I don't know if I can look at 

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you the same now. 
So her her moans were in. 

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I thought she was going to go. 
It just wasn't cool. 

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It wasn't sexy. 
I mean, and I find Spanish women

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like, incredibly hot. 
And I've been with Latinas, I 

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love them. 
But there was something 

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different about this one. 
She's putting it on. 

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She's been on too much. 
And that kind of shit really, 

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really, really embarrasses me. 
How did? 

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You not start laughing? 
I would. 

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It was just, I was kind of 
mortified for her. 

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For her. 
I had like second hand 

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embarrassment big time. 
So I was like, Oh my fucking 

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God. 
Anyway, I don't think she'd do 

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anything to me, but whatever, I 
don't really give a fuck. 

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We then obviously went to sleep,
woke up in the morning, and she 

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was like really cute by the way.
Like, she was really nice. 

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Like, she went to the shop and 
she bought some paracetamol. 

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Some orange juice was like, here
you go, I was having a shower, 

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both had a shower in the morning
and then went down for 

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breakfast. 
That's where, I guess, Buddha. 

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So I've got my little poached 
egg on avocado. 

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I have a mid brekkie. 
In still in last night's 

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clothing, I'm assuming. 
Well, yeah, I have had a shower.

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But obviously I. 
Haven't got any fresh clothes. 

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Nice, nice, classic. 
And eating this breakfast and 

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she's like, I'm going to go to 
the bathroom. 

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She goes to the bathroom. 
I'm sat there for a good half 

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hour. 
I'm like, what is going on here?

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This girl is shitting. 
Oh yeah. 

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Came back. 
It was worse. 

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She was crying. 
I was like, oh. 

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Oh no. 
Her uncle had just died. 

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Oh, Buck. 
Me being 22 and sat there not 

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really knowing who this person 
is having to console her to be. 

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Like, I'm so sorry. 
Another part of me is thinking, 

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is that just, well, you just 
come for a shit? 

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Anyone. 
Sorry I didn't say long. 

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My uncle died. 
No, I. 

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Just an excuse for being 
constipated. 

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No, but I was like, oh God, I'm 
so sorry. 

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I'm so sorry. 
I was like, do you want to do 

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you want to go for a drink by 
this point? 

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I mean. 
Fair. 

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It was only 12:00, but I was 
like, you seem sad. 

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00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:19,960
Let's get some hair with the 
dog. 

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She was like, yes. 
So I was like, OK, cool. 

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So we ended up going to some, 
like, nice bars and stuff like a

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long, like, hold on. 
I'm thinking there's like a 

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bridge and it's like South. 
Bank. 

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South Bank had a load of like 
beers there and then she was 

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like, come to this party. 
My friend's hosting a party. 

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I want you to come. 
Right. 

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So now I've been drinking since 
12:00. 

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We're now heading to our friends
at like 7 Go over there. 

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00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:46,720
I guess it's even fucking 
weirder I'm turning up. 

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Obviously I am the youngest by 
about 13 years. 

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Yeah, for everyone. 
Yeah. 

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So I was feeling quite insecure 
at this point because you know 

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how I can talk in any room. 
I was still talking, but I was 

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like, I feel very young, like I 
feel a bit silly. 

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I've come along with her. 
I don't really know her very 

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00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:07,440
well, but I've said yes now. 
So I'm following it through and 

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her very recent ex was there and
now it starts to clock. 

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In my mind, she wanted to bring 
a date because her very recent, 

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recent ex was there. 
Make her jealous. 

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Make her jealous. 
And it's like, oh, look at me 

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with this, like young, like hot 
girl and. 

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But like, that's so not how I 
would look at it. 

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Like me and Scarlett broke up 
and we were like 35 and she 

427
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turned up to a party with a 22 
year old. 

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I'd laugh. 
I would too. 

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I'd be like how embarrassed. 
Then they start fighting, 

430
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:38,240
arguing. 
I'm stood there like, oh, 

431
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,720
there's also a cat there that 
hates me for some reason. 

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Like, it's one of those cats 
that's like all the time. 

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Like you go near it and it like 
scratches you out of nowhere. 

434
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I would. 
But again, this is obviously 

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where your prefrontal lobe 
cortex just isn't developed 

436
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:54,440
enough because me now would be 
that right when I'm going home. 

437
00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:56,080
Yeah. 
Did I say Yeah, of course I did.

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00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:58,600
So then, how did the day end? 
What happened? 

439
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I then just got a train back the
next morning. 

440
00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:01,960
As you went back to the hotel 
again. 

441
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:04,280
No, I stayed at the fucking 
friend's house with her. 

442
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I don't know, honestly. 
I this is what I mean. 

443
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I was feral. 
It's weird, the shit that you do

444
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when you're younger, then you 
look back and think. 

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I would never me now, would have
never have even gone into London

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with her. 
I would have just stayed at 

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Windsor and been like, Nah, I'm 
not. 

448
00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:23,640
I'm not going anywhere. 
You've come all this way, Yeah. 

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You can get a train home that is
honestly like me now, but 

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obviously I was just swept away 
with the moment I was living La 

451
00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:34,200
Vida Loca, I was I. 
Was that big Spanish hair, baby?

452
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:38,680
It was really magic. 
And then she tried to go for 

453
00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:41,360
another date and I met my other 
girl that I was then dating at 

454
00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:42,840
that time. 
So then how did you start 

455
00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:45,000
speaking to her? 
Did you just cut contact? 

456
00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:48,040
Yeah, stop talking to her. 
Sorry. 

457
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:51,120
It's a bit of a traumatic couple
of days, really, but it was also

458
00:21:51,120 --> 00:21:51,840
fun. 
Do you know what I mean? 

459
00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:53,440
Like it's just. 
The thing is, you've got to 

460
00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:54,840
take. 
You just got to laugh at it, 

461
00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:56,880
don't you? 
I also really like, at the same 

462
00:21:56,880 --> 00:22:00,480
time, I really liked this other 
girl that I had been dating who 

463
00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:03,680
was so hot and cold with me that
I was then like, fuck it, I'll 

464
00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:06,160
put myself in a situation where 
I'm like, going on a date with 

465
00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:07,200
someone. 
So I think that's why I was a 

466
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:09,200
little bit unhinged that night. 
Fair enough. 

467
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:10,720
I wasn't thinking straight, 
Yeah. 

468
00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:15,240
I feel like in terms of first 
dates, I haven't really had that

469
00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:17,640
many. 
I haven't really haven't really 

470
00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:20,320
been been. 
I've been a data. 

471
00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:23,920
I've had like my first 
girlfriend, who I met in, who I 

472
00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:27,040
met in school and that just. 
How old were you, 30? 

473
00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:32,840
I was is that? 
Where you pick up all your 

474
00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:34,720
girls. 
Yeah, just the local school. 

475
00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:38,840
School playground. 
No, just no, no. 

476
00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:40,480
We were in sixth form. 
She was in the year above me. 

477
00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:44,240
So that just kind of was like, 
it just naturally happened. 

478
00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:46,760
And then we went to the cinema. 
But I wouldn't class it as a 

479
00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:49,320
first date because we already 
knew each other. 

480
00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:51,240
Yeah, but did it feel like a 
date? 

481
00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:55,840
Did you know it was a date? 
No, because we both hadn't come 

482
00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:58,400
out and we were like just 
talking to each other. 

483
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:02,960
So how did you make the move 
from Friends to more than that, 

484
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:04,600
like? 
Well, let me tell you. 

485
00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:08,200
Yeah, So we went to the cinema. 
I remember having to wait 

486
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:10,640
outside of school because she 
had detention. 

487
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:13,000
We love a bad girl. 
We. 

488
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:17,840
Love a bad bitch? 
We went to the cinema to see 

489
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:21,800
Paddington 2 and I don't know 
why. 

490
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:24,760
That is hilarious. 
That was also so wholesome. 

491
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:27,080
How old were you? 
Like 17. 

492
00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:30,720
Oh, I said six form this. 
You know what? 

493
00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:33,200
I actually might. 
I might need to ask her. 

494
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:35,480
I might need to get back in 
touch and be like why did we go 

495
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:38,280
and see Paddington 2? 
Why, out of all of the films, 

496
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:40,520
was it Paddington 2? 
I don't. 

497
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:42,960
I I don't know. 
Interesting. 

498
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:45,720
Anyway, we went to the cinema 
and you know how you can get 

499
00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:49,320
those like, double seats? 
Obviously we sat there in the 

500
00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:54,600
double seats, of course. 
Of course, it's actually really 

501
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:57,200
cute to think about it when we 
were sat there, You know when, 

502
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:59,720
like, your hands are like, next 
to each other? 

503
00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:01,640
Yeah. 
And then they start edging a bit

504
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:03,440
closer. 
And then the pinky. 

505
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:05,520
Starts touching. 
How sweet? 

506
00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:08,520
And then the rest of the hands. 
So then we're holding hands. 

507
00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:11,760
Went back to her house. 
Stayed the night. 

508
00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:14,640
Nothing happened like that. 
Just didn't. 

509
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:17,720
And then I think the following 
week again, because we were like

510
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:19,680
acting as if we were friends and
it's just like we were 

511
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:22,360
definitely like flirty with each
other but hadn't addressed the 

512
00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:25,840
situation. 
And then I was in the shower one

513
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:28,840
day at hers the next morning, 
got out of the shower, just 

514
00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:32,040
lying laying in bed. 
And I just don't know how this 

515
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:35,440
happened, but she just she 
kissed my forehead and then just

516
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:37,480
started like kissing all down my
face. 

517
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:41,040
Oh, that is so cute. 
And then got to my lips. 

518
00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:43,400
And then we just made out. 
And then we had sex. 

519
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:44,920
Oh, there and then. 
There and there. 

520
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:46,760
Done. 
Also, funny enough, that was on 

521
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:48,480
Valentine's Day, so it was very 
romantic. 

522
00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:52,000
So yeah, that was that's. 
Really cute though. 

523
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:53,320
It was whole. 
Yeah. 

524
00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:55,160
I think it's really nice that 
you got to have these 

525
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:57,760
experiences at 17. 
Oh yeah, for. 

526
00:24:57,840 --> 00:25:01,880
Like such a young age. 
Like, I really wish that I could

527
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:03,600
have had that when I was 
younger. 

528
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:07,480
Everyone was just too painfully 
in the closet, including myself,

529
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:10,160
but it just never would have 
happened and I just put myself 

530
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:14,520
on endless dates with ugly boys.
I mean, I've done that. 

531
00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:17,600
Too. 
Yeah, But to like, find your 

532
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:19,320
first love when you're 17, I 
think is really. 

533
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:21,440
Oh, it was very cute. 
I mean, she fucked me over in 

534
00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:23,600
the end, but that's that was 
fine. 

535
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:26,040
Yeah, but. 
Also like relationships end. 

536
00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:28,880
Especially first ones, yeah. 
They never last. 

537
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:32,520
No, no. 
And but I think that that was 

538
00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:35,520
that was really fucking cool on 
her to own it too though. 

539
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,760
Oh yeah, for sure. 
It was great. 

540
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:38,840
But I don't. 
Think you would have ever have 

541
00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:40,960
made the first move? 
Hell no. 

542
00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:43,920
Absolutely not. 
I'm too scared to do stuff like 

543
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:45,680
that. 
I know. 

544
00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:48,120
But then after that, when we 
broke up, like, you know, when 

545
00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:51,000
people break up and think I'm 
going to go on Tinder or Hinge 

546
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,960
or something like, then start 
dating. 

547
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:57,720
I would go on these apps, swipe,
talk to someone, and then when 

548
00:25:57,720 --> 00:26:01,640
it got to the like, let's meet 
up for a date, I'd be like. 

549
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:03,640
I really wasn't for. 
You. 

550
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:05,600
I've never just. 
I've just never been into it and

551
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:09,000
I don't know why. 
I mean, like each of their own. 

552
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,640
I think it's a really good way 
to kind of like discover like a 

553
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:14,560
wider bunch of people, people 
that you would never normally 

554
00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:16,080
meet. 
That's what I like about it. 

555
00:26:17,360 --> 00:26:19,920
Yeah. 
I it's also, it's it's kind of 

556
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:22,000
nice to like take your mind off 
things. 

557
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:26,240
Like when me and my ex broke up,
I went on Tinder, but I didn't 

558
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:28,240
meet up with anyone. 
I think it's a good distraction.

559
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:30,120
Sometimes. 
So I was like talking to girls 

560
00:26:30,120 --> 00:26:33,040
and stuff, but I would have 
never have wanted to have taken 

561
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:35,200
it any further. 
I couldn't have done that. 

562
00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:38,120
I love it. 
I was fucking love it. 

563
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:41,480
Where were we? 
It was like, I can't remember 

564
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:44,440
where we were, but anyway, I 
Remember Me, you and Scarlett. 

565
00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:48,040
We were walking around and we 
saw loads of like young lesbians

566
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:50,280
and they literally were like 
1415 holding hands. 

567
00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:52,280
And we were like, this is 
insane. 

568
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:54,240
Like is in the best way. 
Like we're like. 

569
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:58,560
I was like, I'll put it inside, 
take it into the bedroom. 

570
00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:00,280
Well, yeah, just get a room. 
Get a room. 

571
00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:03,040
No, it's really, really cute. 
I'm like just. 

572
00:27:03,120 --> 00:27:06,120
And I just love that they can. 
They can embrace it and have the

573
00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:08,440
confidence to do that. 
As they should I. 

574
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:12,160
I wouldn't have ever been able. 
No, but as they should. 

575
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:14,480
Yeah, it's amazing. 
It's fucking amazing. 

576
00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:17,040
This new generation is like 
fucking ballsy as hell go you, 

577
00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:19,880
but all the but all of the 
generations have been ballsy as 

578
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:21,200
hell. 
It's just that we had more to 

579
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:24,560
fight against, you know? 
And people are like, oh, they're

580
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:26,960
the bravest generation. 
It's like, I'm sorry. 

581
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:29,320
We all fucking were like. 
Everyone. 

582
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:34,480
Everyone who's like been out and
queer, yeah, have been very 

583
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:37,120
brave because there are some 
people who listen to this where 

584
00:27:37,120 --> 00:27:40,680
it was literally classed as a 
mental illness to be gay when 

585
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:41,160
they came. 
Out. 

586
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:43,000
Well, what did? 
What was the fact that Leo 

587
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:46,080
Santolis actually? 
Two day, which is the 17th of 

588
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:52,760
May in 1990, was when the NHS 
took being homosexual off of the

589
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:56,360
mental illness list. 
That's not even that long ago. 

590
00:27:56,360 --> 00:27:58,480
No, that's four years before I 
was born, Yeah. 

591
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:02,000
That's yeah, it's crazy. 
To think that they thought it 

592
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:06,680
was an actual mental illness. 
Yeah, Fucking being straight as 

593
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:09,040
a mental illness. 
Imagine being attracted to your 

594
00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:11,200
natural predator. 
That's a mental illness. 

595
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:16,400
Yeah. 
Second ahead that is, that's 

596
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:17,960
disgusting. 
No, but it is. 

597
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:20,240
I think that that's the main 
thing is that we're we're coming

598
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:21,840
so far, but there's still so 
much to do. 

599
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:24,280
And recently we've been working 
with some brands and they've 

600
00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:27,040
been asking us like very similar
questions, which is like what 

601
00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:30,840
does pride mean to you and all 
these kind of things. 

602
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:34,040
And I, but I'm like we're still 
not there yet. 

603
00:28:34,120 --> 00:28:36,400
No, I think one of the questions
which I thought was really 

604
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:40,880
interesting is like, why now? 
Like why now all of a sudden all

605
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:42,920
this really positive change is 
happening? 

606
00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:45,120
I think 1. 
Because we've got more control 

607
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:46,480
over our media. 
Yeah. 

608
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:50,840
So like, we've now got access to
do things like podcast Tiktok. 

609
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:53,800
We've got a bigger algorithm 
reach on Tiktok and on 

610
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:55,640
Instagram. 
Now the algorithm's changed, so 

611
00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:57,240
you got a bigger reach, which is
great. 

612
00:28:57,720 --> 00:29:01,080
Secondly, I think it almost 
starts as like a domino effect, 

613
00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:03,600
like one person starts, then the
next person and the next. 

614
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:04,680
Person. 
I think it gives people the 

615
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:08,160
confidence if they see one 
person doing it and then another

616
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:10,240
person will help will do it like
you said, then another, then 

617
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:13,840
another. 
Yeah, and I think it is time for

618
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:15,960
the lesbians to have their 
fucking moment. 

619
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:19,400
I agree, because it's been a 
long time coming. 

620
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:21,400
Yeah, a really, really long time
coming. 

621
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:22,960
But there is still so much to be
done. 

622
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:25,560
There's still rights that are 
being taken away from us, left, 

623
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:26,800
right and centre, across the 
world. 

624
00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:29,480
And with everything that's going
on right now, we just need to, 

625
00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:34,200
like, stick together, get gayer,
get stronger and just keep 

626
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:35,840
going. 
Keep pushing. 

627
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:38,240
Keep keep strapping. 
Keep strapping. 

628
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:42,280
Keep strapping along. 
That is the one piece of advice 

629
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:45,400
that you could get from Freya. 
To keep strapping, What was it 

630
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:47,280
you were saying this morning to 
me about the strap on when we 

631
00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:49,760
were walking? 
Oh, if you were to ask me what 

632
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:58,120
my passion is. 
Not this podcast, no, but. 

633
00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:00,000
Shopping. 
Fair enough. 

634
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:03,560
We should, I should put that in 
your bio when I'm speaking to 

635
00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:04,680
people. 
I mean it makes. 

636
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:07,600
Sense Freya's biggest passion. 
Is a strap on. 

637
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:11,920
I can't wait for your mum to 
listen to. 

638
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:13,800
This. 
I hope my mum doesn't listen to 

639
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:14,800
this one. 
Hi, Jill. 

640
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:17,640
No, I will actually. 
Is there a way that you can, 

641
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:20,160
like, actually ban people from 
listening to your podcast? 

642
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:23,960
No, no, I'm glad. 
Because I know Lauren's going to

643
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:25,920
be listening to this as. 
Well, Jill, what's funny, 

644
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:27,400
Lauren? 
I'm like, oh, fuck off Jill. 

645
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:30,920
My mum, like, will ask. 
And Alexa, oh, she's listening. 

646
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:37,640
Alexa, hello Alexa. 
She'll she'll ask Alexa to play 

647
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:40,840
a podcast. 
I can just imagine her in the 

648
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:44,800
kitchen going. 
Alexa play lesbian Supper club 

649
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:47,560
podcast. 
But she's still listening to me.

650
00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:48,800
That bitch Joe. 
What? 

651
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:50,560
I have a daily argument with 
that cunt. 

652
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:55,400
Not my mum, Alexa. 
Oh, she's she's doing. 

653
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:56,840
She's up to no good. 
She's flashing yellow. 

654
00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:58,160
The she is. 
She's going to kill me. 

655
00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:01,680
When she becomes a robot, she's 
going to me. 

656
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:04,160
And you are the 1st to go 
because we treat her like 

657
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:06,480
vermin, like like shit on the 
floor. 

658
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:12,560
We need, we need more therapy. 
Because our hatred to Alexa 

659
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:18,200
isn't normal, isn't normal. 
But because she does that thing,

660
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:22,800
you ask for a song and she's 
like, try Amazon Music for 499. 

661
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:25,120
Shall I sign you up? 
It's like, no, play my song. 

662
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:27,280
Here's Espresso by Sabrina 
Carpenter. 

663
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:32,280
If I have to listen to that song
one more time, I'm going to lose

664
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:34,560
my shit. 
I'll be happy listening to a 

665
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:36,880
song. 
Every single song that comes 

666
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:45,160
next on shuffle is Fuck off. 
Fuck off with it. 

667
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:46,080
Oh. 
Do you know what you should 

668
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:49,560
mention? 
Well, how much Jilly is loving I

669
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:50,800
kissed a girl. 
Oh. 

670
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:53,360
My God, because this is a big 
turn. 

671
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:56,200
This is a big turn of events. 
So obviously we've been watching

672
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:58,120
I Kissed A Girl, which is 
incredible. 

673
00:31:58,120 --> 00:32:00,760
If you haven't already watched 
it, watch it on iPlayer. 

674
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:04,960
The girls are fucking fantastic.
The show is amazing. 

675
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:08,040
Danny Minogue is great. 
The whole everything is great, 

676
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:10,160
and it's run and produced by 
queer women. 

677
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:12,960
It's just yes, it's amazing. 
It's so good. 

678
00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:17,320
I saw wait, I saw a tweet the 
other day and it was like, I now

679
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:20,240
understand why straight people 
were obsessed with Love Island. 

680
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:22,400
I totally get it. 
Yeah, now I get it. 

681
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:25,720
I'm like, yes, it all makes 
sense. 

682
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:27,440
We're just gay. 
Yeah, we're just gay. 

683
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:32,960
We're just gay. 
I that made me think of Georgia 

684
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:35,200
Wood. 
Honestly, if you guys haven't 

685
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:39,800
seen the lesbian icon, which is 
Georgia Wood on Twitter, is it 

686
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:41,440
Georgia Woods? 
I swear it's Georgia Woods. 

687
00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:43,360
Georgia Woods. 
I'm pretty sure it's Georgia. 

688
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:44,960
Woods. 
It's Georgia Woods. 

689
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:47,960
It's Georgia Woods. 
Because actually you have it 

690
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:49,840
saving your phone as Georgia 
Wood, don't you? 

691
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:54,520
Hold on. 
You're going to. 

692
00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:56,240
Have to chat? 
Hold on, Hold on. 

693
00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:58,840
Definitely Woods. 
Oh, OK Well, Georgia woods, 

694
00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:00,480
whatever. 
I've got down the Georgia woods.

695
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:08,280
Just the one word she She has 
been my Comic Relief recently. 

696
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:10,960
I wish we could get her on the 
phone right now. 

697
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:13,840
Oh, she's been on a fucking 
flight to Corfu. 

698
00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:17,880
She is, I think, one of the. 
Funniest people. 

699
00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:21,600
Oh, she has. 
I literally thinking about her 

700
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:23,480
now is making me laugh. 
I know. 

701
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:26,440
I just think about her little 
face and I laugh and and go and 

702
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:30,760
that's it. 
Well, she is hysterical. 

703
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:32,200
She's really, really fucking 
funny. 

704
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:34,160
We're definitely going to be 
having her on the podcast soon 

705
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:35,000
as well. 
And she's too. 

706
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:38,120
I just love her. 
If you shove an Aperol spritz in

707
00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:40,480
her hand immediately so she's in
sound. 

708
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:41,200
It's in her hand. 
You. 

709
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:44,000
Guys need to check her out on 
TikTok and Instagram. 

710
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:47,760
Oh my God, George Woods. 
Whatever Woods. 

711
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:50,400
You'll find her. 
But going back to I Kiss a Girl,

712
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:53,360
My mum, who if you guys have 
listened to the coming out 

713
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:56,320
episode, will know that I didn't
have the best time coming out to

714
00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:58,600
my mum. 
And I didn't even mention this 

715
00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:00,720
show to my mum. 
I think I said that I went to 

716
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:02,560
the screening of it but like I 
haven't been like oh you should 

717
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:04,280
watch it, she messaged me the 
other day. 

718
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:06,480
Being like I am obsessed with 
Ika Segal. 

719
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:08,679
I've watched all the episodes 
and I can't wait for more. 

720
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:10,400
I love this. 
What the? 

721
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:13,360
Fuck. 
Also, she loves all like, the 

722
00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:15,679
more masked lesbians. 
It's like, I just feel like they

723
00:34:15,679 --> 00:34:17,560
can take control. 
What? 

724
00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:20,120
I mean, I was like, oh, Julie, I
love you. 

725
00:34:20,159 --> 00:34:23,840
I was like, this is such a turn 
of events, something that I 

726
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:25,400
never thought was ever going to 
come out of her mouth. 

727
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:27,760
So I really appreciate that. 
And it does just show that 

728
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:29,800
people can change. 
It just shows the growth and I 

729
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:32,400
think it's amazing. 
Growth, yeah, good for her and 

730
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:36,280
maybe she'll, she'll probably 
slide in the DMS now of Fiorenza

731
00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:37,400
or something I think. 
She should. 

732
00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:39,679
I think she should slide into 
Nay's DMS. 

733
00:34:39,679 --> 00:34:40,520
Yeah. 
Oh, she does. 

734
00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:41,120
Love. 
Nay? 

735
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:44,480
Yeah, she loves. 
I love nay, to be fair. 

736
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:47,000
I really hope that, you know, 
obviously, like, the straight 

737
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,080
people will watch Love Island 
with their parents. 

738
00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:52,159
I hope now this is the thing, 
like the younger, like 16 year 

739
00:34:52,159 --> 00:34:54,360
olds are watching. 
I kissed a girl like their mum, 

740
00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:55,760
totally. 
I really hope 'cause I just. 

741
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:58,760
Think it's amazing? 
Absolutely, absolutely, 'cause 

742
00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:00,480
it's very. 
Informative as well. 

743
00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:02,560
As much as it's like a dating 
show, there's a lot of. 

744
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:05,480
Very interesting conversations, 
yeah. 

745
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:08,800
And also just, I do think that 
the girls communicate really 

746
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:10,720
well as well. 
So I think it shows that, like, 

747
00:35:10,720 --> 00:35:14,920
women are fucking iconic. 
They're straight to the point. 

748
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:16,720
There's no drama. 
If they don't like someone, 

749
00:35:16,720 --> 00:35:18,520
they'll say, and if they like 
someone else, they'll just go 

750
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:19,080
and tell. 
Them. 

751
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:20,560
Yeah. 
Amazing. 

752
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:22,360
So good. 
More and more and more. 

753
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:24,760
I can't wait more. 
Hang on. 

754
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:26,760
I think I owe you an apology, 
Fryer. 

755
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:29,520
Yes. 
It is Georgia Wood. 

756
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:32,960
Knew it. 
Why have I been calling her 

757
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:34,680
Georgia Woods? 
I'm so sorry, Georgia. 

758
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:38,520
She's just the one, Wood. 
She's just one wood, one wooded 

759
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:41,400
girl. 
One Wood, we do have a Horror 

760
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:44,080
Story. 
We have plenty of horror 

761
00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:46,320
stories, right? 
There are plenty of them. 

762
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:48,640
Go on. 
But. 

763
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:54,320
You just don't want to read. 
One out I need to pack and my 

764
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:58,240
ADHD brain is now not letting me
think about anything. 

765
00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:00,800
Rather than pack it. 
To be fair, this whole time 

766
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:03,200
we've been doing this, I'm 
staring at my suitcase. 

767
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:05,800
I've had to look at you so that 
I don't look at it. 

768
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:08,800
It's just fuelling me with so 
much joy because I'm looking at 

769
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:11,040
our little toiletry bags filled 
with our sun cream and our 

770
00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:14,000
tanning oil and I'm just so 
excited. 

771
00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:16,640
I can't wait. 
Yeah, I can't. 

772
00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:19,360
I can't. 
I can't wait for how much Polly 

773
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:24,080
is going to annoy Scarlett. 
I think if Polly survives this 

774
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:26,040
trip, it will be a fucking 
miracle. 

775
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:29,400
Look guys, if Polly doesn't 
return, just don't ask any. 

776
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:30,360
Questions. 
Don't ask questions. 

777
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:31,920
Don't ask questions that you 
don't want to know. 

778
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:34,080
The answer to no. 
Don't bother. 

779
00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:36,480
And you're lesbians. 
We love you. 

780
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:41,000
We will see you when we're 
tanned and have a great weekend.

781
00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:43,720
Have a fabulous time. 
Listen to Billy Eilish's album? 

782
00:36:43,720 --> 00:36:45,880
Yeah, please do. 
I'm Beth McCarthy and Nadia and 

783
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:48,880
Katty. 
Woo, it's lesbian season bitch. 

784
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:50,280
Bye. 
Bye.

