I could eat that. Go for lunch, Yeah.
She dances on my tongue, he said.
She might be the one, and I can never get enough.
I could. Buy her so much stuff.
It's a craving, not a crush. I'm sorry, but how iconic.
I love her. I I could feel this coming a
mile off. I mean, yeah.
I don't want to. I don't want to sound weird.
But like when she released Bellyache when she was like 30,
I was like, that's a gay. That's a gay kid.
Yeah, and not even just say, by the way she was dressing.
She's just got gay energy. She's she's.
Yeah. I mean, I'm surprised it's taken
her this long, if I'm honest. She is young, though.
Yeah, but like, she seems like the type of bit she would walk
out the room and be like, I'm gay.
I don't give a fuck. Fair do you know?
What I mean? Yeah, I feel like she's had good
progression in like her music career.
Then all of a sudden, she could be like, boom, look at this new
era. Gay.
Yeah, also other voice on the mic that is Olivia because
Scarlett is dropping off. Scarlett is dropping off Ziggy
because we're about to go on holiday.
Yeah, very excited to like get some sun, get some sea.
And Ziggy has to get himself really well equipped and settled
in Somerset before Scarlett leaves him because he's quite a
sensitive little dog. So yeah, I'm glad that she's
doing that, but it is just us two today.
But Manager Liv is Manager Liv is back.
Manager Liv, you're very good at stepping in.
When I need you. I'm like, come on.
It's got to be done. You've got to do, you've got to
do what you've got to do. It works as well because you're
a lesbian. Do you know what I mean?
It's just kind of easy to talk to.
Imagine. Imagine me having a straight
manager. It wouldn't.
Work. It wouldn't work.
It wouldn't. They wouldn't get it, no.
I feel like. I feel like it's like being a
lesbian as being like a secret club, like bisexual, queer,
lesbian women. It's like a whole little club.
Yeah, it would have to be a lesbian.
A lesbian as well. You couldn't have like a gay man
manager. No, it just wouldn't work.
We'd fight. Yeah.
I'd fight with a gay man. I know I would.
That's the problem. I couldn't be trusted.
I'd be like, shut up. Oh, this is what I wanted to
mention is I don't know why it's only taken me this long, 30
years to figure this out. But, like, you know how people
always say, oh, you're a man hating lesbian?
They never say you're a woman hating gay to gay men.
Yeah, what's that all about? Ever.
Yeah, I I don't understand. It's because men are so
incredibly fragile that it has to be kind of like a man.
Like, oh, it's got to all be like a man's fault that you're a
lesbian, because men are so elite, apparently, that you must
actually hate men to be a lesbian.
I do hate men, but that's not the point.
Because I mean, they're just pricks, aren't they?
Yeah, but like, I I find that really weird.
So now I'm going to start saying, oh, woman hating gay man
just for the just to. I think you should just to even
it out a little bit because why would they ever say like they've
never said to any gay man or you're a woman hating gay man.
And if the same rule applies, wouldn't that be the case?
Well, you'd think so. You would.
You would think so. But it's also the same reason
why everyone always thinks a a by man is a gay man and a by
woman is a straight woman. Yeah, because the default always
has to be men, right? Fucking losers.
Anyway, no shit. Can't be asked.
Talk about bisexuals. We saw Beth McCarthy perform
last night at her Massive, massive fucking concert in
heaven. It was fucking incredible.
Like the atmosphere there was insane.
I'm pretty sure this was like therapy for so many of the the
people in the crowd. I really.
I was fucking blown. Away the atmosphere was
incredible and I think what is so nice about it, like all the
people that were there just seemed so happy and so safe.
Yeah, sure. And it was just so nice to see
that. But just having such a nice
time. But the way that Beth can really
bring out the fun and like, she connects with her crowd so well.
She knows her crowd so well, yeah, she even like fucking put
rings on these girls fingers. So like she she ordained.
Someone last night she lit. Also massive shout out though to
Katie and Nadia the her support acts.
Oh my God. Fucking incredible.
I have never been so blown away by a support act.
Ever. My jaw still hurts like it was.
They were fantastic Fan fucking tastic.
They blew it out the fucking park.
It was amazing. Nadia also made sure to mention
about Free Palestine, which I thought was really, really
powerful, Fucking incredible. You know, we all need to be
doing this as people saying enough time Free Palestine.
We are on the side of Palestinians and everything
that's going on in HAFA right now, which is horrendous,
Absolutely horrendous. So I think the more people that
can speak out, the better. Fuck me.
It was just it was amazing. It was so, but like.
I was saying, and I messaged Beth this morning.
I was like, Oh my God, like when me and Scarlett would go and see
her perform at The Swan, which is the Shittest pub by Hyde
Park. And we're not even talking two
years ago. Yeah, I mean the progression,
Beth. She would do it because she
needed money, so she'd do a gig for about £100 where she would
just play that. Everyone would just ignore her
pretty much because they're all just like old men and but she
would fucking go for it and just do it.
And the persistence that she's put through, it's all paid off.
And I felt so emotional. I felt like her mum, like I felt
so emotional while she was performing and she's a fucking
rock star, like she is amazing. Also her guitarist.
Yeah. Wow.
Yeah, you are hot. You are sexy, yeah.
I mean, it was such a proud moment, like she should be so
proud of herself and it's just, yeah.
Yeah. And if you guys haven't, if you
know about Beth McCarthy or if you don't, please listen.
And if you know anything about Ket Ketty, if you know anything
about Ketty, men call me. Absolutely not.
Don't. Don't listen to me.
If you know about Catty or Nadia, you should look them up
now if you've never heard of them.
So it's Nadia. It's like NXDIA and Catty is
CATTY MP3. And they are amazing and they're
both lesbian women. So what more could you want?
What more could you want? Hot lesbian women with amazing
vocals and great songs. Tick, tick, tick.
Yeah, Amazing. Ding Dong, Ding Dong.
So today I've really there was like, what we're going to talk
about. We're going to get people to
write in and stuff. I was like, I want to make it
really not hired. I want to make it fun.
I'm in the holiday mood. Yeah, we're going on holiday.
We're feeling fun and we're feeling silly.
I fucking need that holiday and I've been trying to sort my shit
out, so I've been going to hypnosis sessions recently.
For those who don't know, I struggle with really bad
emetophobia and just like generalize really bad anxiety
and I have been going to therapy big up better help which has
been amazing. Do you want me to say what a
metaphorbia is? Oh, people know that's fine.
Yeah, you can look it up it better.
Help is fucking incredible. But I was like, this is so deep
rooted in my brain. It's been 20 years of just like
pure anxiety every single day that I was like, I need to do
something about it. So I went to this woman and it's
under Kensington hypnosis. She is amazing.
She's been like featured on some like radio shows and stuff like
this as well that she she's got around.
She's very, very good and I feel a lot lighter after doing it.
She even had me back like the other day, free of charge
because I had a wobble. I had a wobble.
I think you do seem lighter in yourself.
I can see like it's like a sense of relief almost.
Well, she did this really incredible thing with me
yesterday where she made me regress back into my years with
every step that I took. So it's like 30292827 by the age
of like 12, then 11:00, then to I was bawling my eyes out, like
I was really crying and but you know when you're like
embarrassed to cry. So I would just let the tears
run down my face whilst trying not to react.
Just like tears, tears are coming.
I felt yeah. And and then she basically also
was like, OK, well, you've gone through this now.
You've got to imagine yourself at 33, so like three years in
the future. What does that look like?
She's powerful, she's successful, blah, blah, blah,
very in tune, very emotionally in control, all this kind of
stuff and kind of let her be your best friend.
So it's really interesting. Yeah.
Because I think because she was like, what you do is you just
continuously carry on your past and with every single step that
you took there, you had to let go, let go of that kid.
Let go of that kid. And also for me to like as my 30
year old self, greet the younger versions of myself, give them a
hug, tell them everything's going to be OK, all that kind of
stuff. So I was like.
It sounds good, though I feel like more people should do this
a. 100% would recommend it. And yeah, and also, I didn't get
it for free. Like, this is coming straight
for me, like I paid for it. It was really good.
This is a genuine, genuine review of, yeah, of my
experience there. So look, sometimes we've got to
do what we've got to do. Mental health, we always
advocate for it, but I know a lot of you as well struggle with
mental health issues, and we're looking at doing a few things
with the lesbian Supper Club brand.
We've got some really, really fucking exciting shit coming up
that is going to be impactful as well.
To, like, healing and owning exactly who you are, 'cause you
bitches are doing a great job at it.
But we can always do more. We, you know, we have to put the
fucking word out there. Lesbians are ruling the world
right now. We just need to get bigger and
bigger. But yeah, there's going to be
another event as well. The Lesbian Supper Club events
have been popping. Off recently we have the event.
The event was amazing. I love seeing everyone.
There's always like the best atmosphere, the best vibe,
everyone's always like. Really like, happy.
So nice. Drinking, smoking, just having
fun and like letting go and just being in a safe space.
Because a lot of women come alone and a lot of you do ask
me, is it OK if I come alone? Of course it fucking is.
We welcome you with open. Arms.
I quite literally do. You do you take your under your
mummy wing? Yes.
Yeah. Because I I genuinely love all
of you and it's so nice to actually hear your own story.
So I feel like now when I'm like talking into this mic, I'm
talking to all of these amazing people that I've met, and for me
that means a lot more. So thank you and hello.
And it was so nice to meet you. If you have met me.
I've loved every single minute of it.
Yeah, it's nice to put the faces.
What's Wait, how would I? Say, yeah, faces the names and
the numbers, because we don't even know names really like
either. You know it's.
Really nice. It's a nice it's a nice 360
moment, I feel. Yeah, everyone's really
beautiful too. It's a bonus, yeah.
But yeah. We're going to be doing another
pub night next month. It's going to happen.
Yeah, so keep an eye out on socials for the ticket is.
This going to be Pride month. Pride month, baby, we.
Should do one like every week in Pride month.
Oh my God, could you? Yeah.
IA 100% would. If you guys want a lesbian
supper club event every single week for Pride month, hit me up.
Tell me now, because this this girl right here.
Well, we're. Going to have to make some
planning after this recording if we want to get this sorted
before we go on holiday on Sunday.
Yeah, but. It's a lesbian domination.
Hell yeah, baby. It doesn't take me much to
organise it. I could be laying on a sunbed
and just fucking clicking away. What do you mean I do?
It what I liaise with Dre. Yeah, but I did the Eventbrite.
OK, Eventbrite. Eventbrite.
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I know. But going back to the topic that
I wanted to talk about, I really wanted to talk about first
dates, because I was saying this to you earlier that I was like,
it's the weirdest thing, a first day, if you think about it.
Especially if it's like a first. Day where you haven't spoken.
Well, just off like a dating app.
Yeah. I mean, I I did that.
I've 100%, yeah. I've got some stories.
I'm actually going to tell some stories because I think it's it
is weird. I don't think it's a bad thing.
It's just weird because it's like you've never really spoken
to this person before, never even met them.
Guaranteed. 11:00 PM You're making out.
Yeah, I think the concept of his concept of first date is
obviously normal, but if you deep it enough and think about
it, it's actually just quite bizarre.
Well, I went on a date I when I was, so I just come out of my
relationship like a long term relationship.
And I was about 22, like 2122. This woman was Spanish and so I
was like OK that's cool. She had like massive hair.
I was all over it and she. Glass of hair just did it for
you. Yeah, Tinder, of course.
When like, oh, I just loved it. I love fucking swiping, swiping
away on that. It's.
Fun. It's like a little game.
It's a game. It is a game.
Yeah, and I treated it like a fucking game.
Ever tell you that? But this girl woman, shall I say
she was about like, she actually, OK, red flag.
She wouldn't tell me her age. She just said it in my 30s.
Oh, so like, OK, well, how old is that?
Like B31. Like B30.
Nine. Wait.
But if it was on Tinder, surely her age was there?
Or were you just blindsided by the big head?
Yeah. I can't remember because it
should. Have said the age.
I know that I wasn't so sure of her age, but she was in her 30s
for sure. Probably I would say about 35.
OK And I was 22. Oh.
Oh oh God. Oh dear, oh.
Dear Look, there's nothing wrong with it. 22.
You're old enough you can make your own decisions.
Yeah, disclaimer, I would never go any younger than 25 ever.
And so yeah, I I remember she like, she was from London, so
and I was still in Windsor and she was like, I'll come to
Windsor. I was like, OK.
And then she came to Windsor, we went to all by one.
And I straight away she was like, shots, Let's just fucking
smash them. Let's smash these shots.
Shots. Did you say shots?
Yeah, right. It's obviously me being like me,
especially me when I was younger, I was like Ferrell.
So I was like in. Your in your big drinking.
Era, big drinking, big drinking era.
So I was like, shot, shot, shot, having a great time, having a do
valve, like an 8% Belgian beer, just top myself off.
And she was like, should we go to London, Should we go to Soho?
I was like, yeah. Hang on, where was she?
From Oh, she's Spanish Spain. I don't know what I did.
Fat knows what that was. And then we went, so we went
just like on the train, went to Paddington, went to Soho.
Like too far. It's not too far from Windsor.
But you know, I was in my adventure series.
I was, oh, going away with a stranger.
We had literally met for about 45 minutes by this point and you
just. Go all around London.
I'm following her. This is like something I've
taken. I I could have been set a
traffic that night so easily. Yeah, I was just like and we
went over to, we went over to Soho.
We hung out in like a few bars and she was like, I'm going to
get a hotel. So I was like Mummy, yeah.
And I was like that would do. You know what that would do?
Yeah. I mean, me and you both love a
hotel as well. We're hotel snobs.
Yeah, and it was a lovely hotel too.
She was minted. So I was like, OK, Take Me Out
then. That's fine, but it got weird.
OK. So we ended up going back to the
hotel and obviously Shag is on the cards.
Yeah. I mean, yeah.
I don't think I fancied her that.
My God, I really hope she's not listening to this.
I really don't think I fancied her that much.
But you know, drinks, hotel. It just happens sometimes.
It happens sometimes, but she was so incredibly Spanish whilst
I was looking her out. Wait, what do you mean, wait?
Do that again. I don't know if I can look at
you the same now. So her her moans were in.
I thought she was going to go. It just wasn't cool.
It wasn't sexy. I mean, and I find Spanish women
like, incredibly hot. And I've been with Latinas, I
love them. But there was something
different about this one. She's putting it on.
She's been on too much. And that kind of shit really,
really, really embarrasses me. How did?
You not start laughing? I would.
It was just, I was kind of mortified for her.
For her. I had like second hand
embarrassment big time. So I was like, Oh my fucking
God. Anyway, I don't think she'd do
anything to me, but whatever, I don't really give a fuck.
We then obviously went to sleep, woke up in the morning, and she
was like really cute by the way. Like, she was really nice.
Like, she went to the shop and she bought some paracetamol.
Some orange juice was like, here you go, I was having a shower,
both had a shower in the morning and then went down for
breakfast. That's where, I guess, Buddha.
So I've got my little poached egg on avocado.
I have a mid brekkie. In still in last night's
clothing, I'm assuming. Well, yeah, I have had a shower.
But obviously I. Haven't got any fresh clothes.
Nice, nice, classic. And eating this breakfast and
she's like, I'm going to go to the bathroom.
She goes to the bathroom. I'm sat there for a good half
hour. I'm like, what is going on here?
This girl is shitting. Oh yeah.
Came back. It was worse.
She was crying. I was like, oh.
Oh no. Her uncle had just died.
Oh, Buck. Me being 22 and sat there not
really knowing who this person is having to console her to be.
Like, I'm so sorry. Another part of me is thinking,
is that just, well, you just come for a shit?
Anyone. Sorry I didn't say long.
My uncle died. No, I.
Just an excuse for being constipated.
No, but I was like, oh God, I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry. I was like, do you want to do
you want to go for a drink by this point?
I mean. Fair.
It was only 12:00, but I was like, you seem sad.
Let's get some hair with the dog.
She was like, yes. So I was like, OK, cool.
So we ended up going to some, like, nice bars and stuff like a
long, like, hold on. I'm thinking there's like a
bridge and it's like South. Bank.
South Bank had a load of like beers there and then she was
like, come to this party. My friend's hosting a party.
I want you to come. Right.
So now I've been drinking since 12:00.
We're now heading to our friends at like 7 Go over there.
I guess it's even fucking weirder I'm turning up.
Obviously I am the youngest by about 13 years.
Yeah, for everyone. Yeah.
So I was feeling quite insecure at this point because you know
how I can talk in any room. I was still talking, but I was
like, I feel very young, like I feel a bit silly.
I've come along with her. I don't really know her very
well, but I've said yes now. So I'm following it through and
her very recent ex was there and now it starts to clock.
In my mind, she wanted to bring a date because her very recent,
recent ex was there. Make her jealous.
And it's like, oh, look at me
with this, like young, like hot girl and.
But like, that's so not how I would look at it.
Like me and Scarlett broke up and we were like 35 and she
turned up to a party with a 22 year old.
I'd laugh. I would too.
I'd be like how embarrassed. Then they start fighting,
arguing. I'm stood there like, oh,
there's also a cat there that hates me for some reason.
Like, it's one of those cats that's like all the time.
Like you go near it and it like scratches you out of nowhere.
I would. But again, this is obviously
where your prefrontal lobe cortex just isn't developed
enough because me now would be that right when I'm going home.
Yeah. Did I say Yeah, of course I did.
So then, how did the day end? What happened?
I then just got a train back the next morning.
As you went back to the hotel again.
No, I stayed at the fucking friend's house with her.
I don't know, honestly. I this is what I mean.
I was feral. It's weird, the shit that you do
when you're younger, then you look back and think.
I would never me now, would have never have even gone into London
with her. I would have just stayed at
Windsor and been like, Nah, I'm not.
I'm not going anywhere. You've come all this way, Yeah.
You can get a train home that is honestly like me now, but
obviously I was just swept away with the moment I was living La
Vida Loca, I was I. Was that big Spanish hair, baby?
It was really magic. And then she tried to go for
another date and I met my other girl that I was then dating at
that time. So then how did you start
speaking to her? Did you just cut contact?
Yeah, stop talking to her. Sorry.
It's a bit of a traumatic couple of days, really, but it was also
fun. Do you know what I mean?
Like it's just. The thing is, you've got to
take. You just got to laugh at it,
don't you? I also really like, at the same
time, I really liked this other girl that I had been dating who
was so hot and cold with me that I was then like, fuck it, I'll
put myself in a situation where I'm like, going on a date with
someone. So I think that's why I was a
little bit unhinged that night. Fair enough.
I wasn't thinking straight, Yeah.
I feel like in terms of first dates, I haven't really had that
many. I haven't really haven't really
been been. I've been a data.
I've had like my first girlfriend, who I met in, who I
met in school and that just. How old were you, 30?
I was is that? Where you pick up all your
girls. Yeah, just the local school.
School playground. No, just no, no.
We were in sixth form. She was in the year above me.
So that just kind of was like, it just naturally happened.
And then we went to the cinema. But I wouldn't class it as a
first date because we already knew each other.
Yeah, but did it feel like a date?
Did you know it was a date? No, because we both hadn't come
out and we were like just talking to each other.
So how did you make the move from Friends to more than that,
like? Well, let me tell you.
Yeah, So we went to the cinema. I remember having to wait
outside of school because she had detention.
We love a bad girl. We.
Love a bad bitch? We went to the cinema to see
Paddington 2 and I don't know why.
That is hilarious. That was also so wholesome.
How old were you? Like 17.
Oh, I said six form this. You know what?
I actually might. I might need to ask her.
I might need to get back in touch and be like why did we go
and see Paddington 2? Why, out of all of the films,
was it Paddington 2? I don't.
I I don't know. Interesting.
Anyway, we went to the cinema and you know how you can get
those like, double seats? Obviously we sat there in the
double seats, of course. Of course, it's actually really
cute to think about it when we were sat there, You know when,
like, your hands are like, next to each other?
Yeah. And then they start edging a bit
closer. And then the pinky.
Starts touching. How sweet?
And then the rest of the hands. So then we're holding hands.
Went back to her house. Stayed the night.
Nothing happened like that. Just didn't.
And then I think the following week again, because we were like
acting as if we were friends and it's just like we were
definitely like flirty with each other but hadn't addressed the
situation. And then I was in the shower one
day at hers the next morning, got out of the shower, just
lying laying in bed. And I just don't know how this
happened, but she just she kissed my forehead and then just
started like kissing all down my face.
Oh, that is so cute. And then got to my lips.
And then we just made out. And then we had sex.
Oh, there and then. There and there.
Done. Also, funny enough, that was on
Valentine's Day, so it was very romantic.
So yeah, that was that's. Really cute though.
It was whole. Yeah.
I think it's really nice that you got to have these
experiences at 17. Oh yeah, for.
Like such a young age. Like, I really wish that I could
have had that when I was younger.
Everyone was just too painfully in the closet, including myself,
but it just never would have happened and I just put myself
on endless dates with ugly boys. I mean, I've done that.
Too. Yeah, But to like, find your
first love when you're 17, I think is really.
Oh, it was very cute. I mean, she fucked me over in
the end, but that's that was fine.
Yeah, but. Also like relationships end.
Especially first ones, yeah. They never last.
No, no. And but I think that that was
that was really fucking cool on her to own it too though.
Oh yeah, for sure. It was great.
But I don't. Think you would have ever have
made the first move? Hell no.
Absolutely not. I'm too scared to do stuff like
that. I know.
But then after that, when we broke up, like, you know, when
people break up and think I'm going to go on Tinder or Hinge
or something like, then start dating.
I would go on these apps, swipe, talk to someone, and then when
it got to the like, let's meet up for a date, I'd be like.
I really wasn't for. You.
I've never just. I've just never been into it and
I don't know why. I mean, like each of their own.
I think it's a really good way to kind of like discover like a
wider bunch of people, people that you would never normally
meet. That's what I like about it.
Yeah. I it's also, it's it's kind of
nice to like take your mind off things.
Like when me and my ex broke up, I went on Tinder, but I didn't
meet up with anyone. I think it's a good distraction.
Sometimes. So I was like talking to girls
and stuff, but I would have never have wanted to have taken
it any further. I couldn't have done that.
I love it. I was fucking love it.
Where were we? It was like, I can't remember
where we were, but anyway, I Remember Me, you and Scarlett.
We were walking around and we saw loads of like young lesbians
and they literally were like 1415 holding hands.
And we were like, this is insane.
Like is in the best way. Like we're like.
I was like, I'll put it inside, take it into the bedroom.
Well, yeah, just get a room. Get a room.
No, it's really, really cute. I'm like just.
And I just love that they can. They can embrace it and have the
confidence to do that. As they should I.
I wouldn't have ever been able. No, but as they should.
Yeah, it's amazing. It's fucking amazing.
This new generation is like fucking ballsy as hell go you,
but all the but all of the generations have been ballsy as
hell. It's just that we had more to
fight against, you know? And people are like, oh, they're
the bravest generation. It's like, I'm sorry.
We all fucking were like. Everyone.
Everyone who's like been out and queer, yeah, have been very
brave because there are some people who listen to this where
it was literally classed as a mental illness to be gay when
they came. Out.
Well, what did? What was the fact that Leo
Santolis actually? Two day, which is the 17th of
May in 1990, was when the NHS took being homosexual off of the
mental illness list. That's not even that long ago.
No, that's four years before I was born, Yeah.
That's yeah, it's crazy. To think that they thought it
was an actual mental illness. Yeah, Fucking being straight as
a mental illness. Imagine being attracted to your
natural predator. That's a mental illness.
Yeah. Second ahead that is, that's
disgusting. No, but it is.
I think that that's the main thing is that we're we're coming
so far, but there's still so much to do.
And recently we've been working with some brands and they've
been asking us like very similar questions, which is like what
does pride mean to you and all these kind of things.
And I, but I'm like we're still not there yet.
No, I think one of the questions which I thought was really
interesting is like, why now? Like why now all of a sudden all
this really positive change is happening?
I think 1. Because we've got more control
over our media. Yeah.
So like, we've now got access to do things like podcast Tiktok.
We've got a bigger algorithm reach on Tiktok and on
Instagram. Now the algorithm's changed, so
you got a bigger reach, which is great.
Secondly, I think it almost starts as like a domino effect,
like one person starts, then the next person and the next.
Person. I think it gives people the
confidence if they see one person doing it and then another
person will help will do it like you said, then another, then
another. Yeah, and I think it is time for
the lesbians to have their fucking moment.
I agree, because it's been a long time coming.
Yeah, a really, really long time coming.
But there is still so much to be done.
There's still rights that are being taken away from us, left,
right and centre, across the world.
And with everything that's going on right now, we just need to,
like, stick together, get gayer, get stronger and just keep
going. Keep pushing.
Keep keep strapping. Keep strapping.
Keep strapping along. That is the one piece of advice
that you could get from Freya. To keep strapping, What was it
you were saying this morning to me about the strap on when we
were walking? Oh, if you were to ask me what
my passion is. Not this podcast, no, but.
Shopping. Fair enough.
We should, I should put that in your bio when I'm speaking to
people. I mean it makes.
Sense Freya's biggest passion. Is a strap on.
I can't wait for your mum to listen to.
This. I hope my mum doesn't listen to
this one. Hi, Jill.
No, I will actually. Is there a way that you can,
like, actually ban people from listening to your podcast?
No, no, I'm glad. Because I know Lauren's going to
be listening to this as. Well, Jill, what's funny,
Lauren? I'm like, oh, fuck off Jill.
My mum, like, will ask. And Alexa, oh, she's listening.
Alexa, hello Alexa. She'll she'll ask Alexa to play
a podcast. I can just imagine her in the
kitchen going. Alexa play lesbian Supper club
podcast. But she's still listening to me.
That bitch Joe. What?
I have a daily argument with that cunt.
Not my mum, Alexa. Oh, she's she's doing.
She's up to no good. She's flashing yellow.
The she is. She's going to kill me.
When she becomes a robot, she's going to me.
And you are the 1st to go because we treat her like
vermin, like like shit on the floor.
We need, we need more therapy. Because our hatred to Alexa
isn't normal, isn't normal. But because she does that thing,
you ask for a song and she's like, try Amazon Music for 499.
Shall I sign you up? It's like, no, play my song.
Here's Espresso by Sabrina Carpenter.
If I have to listen to that song one more time, I'm going to lose
my shit. I'll be happy listening to a
song. Every single song that comes
next on shuffle is Fuck off. Fuck off with it.
Oh. Do you know what you should
mention? Well, how much Jilly is loving I
kissed a girl. Oh.
My God, because this is a big turn.
This is a big turn of events. So obviously we've been watching
I Kissed A Girl, which is incredible.
If you haven't already watched it, watch it on iPlayer.
The girls are fucking fantastic. The show is amazing.
Danny Minogue is great. The whole everything is great,
and it's run and produced by queer women.
It's just yes, it's amazing. It's so good.
I saw wait, I saw a tweet the other day and it was like, I now
understand why straight people were obsessed with Love Island.
I totally get it. Yeah, now I get it.
I'm like, yes, it all makes sense.
We're just gay. Yeah, we're just gay.
We're just gay. I that made me think of Georgia
Wood. Honestly, if you guys haven't
seen the lesbian icon, which is Georgia Wood on Twitter, is it
Georgia Woods? I swear it's Georgia Woods.
Georgia Woods. I'm pretty sure it's Georgia.
Woods. It's Georgia Woods.
Because actually you have it
saving your phone as Georgia Wood, don't you?
Hold on. You're going to.
Have to chat? Hold on, Hold on.
Definitely Woods. Oh, OK Well, Georgia woods,
whatever. I've got down the Georgia woods.
Just the one word she She has been my Comic Relief recently.
I wish we could get her on the phone right now.
Oh, she's been on a fucking flight to Corfu.
She is, I think, one of the. Funniest people.
Oh, she has. I literally thinking about her
now is making me laugh. I know.
I just think about her little face and I laugh and and go and
that's it. Well, she is hysterical.
She's really, really fucking funny.
We're definitely going to be having her on the podcast soon
as well. And she's too.
I just love her. If you shove an Aperol spritz in
her hand immediately so she's in sound.
It's in her hand. You.
Guys need to check her out on TikTok and Instagram.
Oh my God, George Woods. Whatever Woods.
You'll find her. But going back to I Kiss a Girl,
My mum, who if you guys have listened to the coming out
episode, will know that I didn't have the best time coming out to
my mum. And I didn't even mention this
show to my mum. I think I said that I went to
the screening of it but like I haven't been like oh you should
watch it, she messaged me the other day.
Being like I am obsessed with Ika Segal.
I've watched all the episodes and I can't wait for more.
I love this. What the?
Fuck. Also, she loves all like, the
more masked lesbians. It's like, I just feel like they
can take control. What?
I mean, I was like, oh, Julie, I love you.
I was like, this is such a turn of events, something that I
never thought was ever going to come out of her mouth.
So I really appreciate that. And it does just show that
people can change. It just shows the growth and I
think it's amazing. Growth, yeah, good for her and
maybe she'll, she'll probably slide in the DMS now of Fiorenza
or something I think. She should.
I think she should slide into Nay's DMS.
Yeah. Oh, she does.
Love. Nay?
Yeah, she loves. I love nay, to be fair.
I really hope that, you know, obviously, like, the straight
people will watch Love Island with their parents.
I hope now this is the thing, like the younger, like 16 year
olds are watching. I kissed a girl like their mum,
totally. I really hope 'cause I just.
Think it's amazing? Absolutely, absolutely, 'cause
it's very. Informative as well.
As much as it's like a dating show, there's a lot of.
Very interesting conversations, yeah.
And also just, I do think that the girls communicate really
well as well. So I think it shows that, like,
women are fucking iconic. They're straight to the point.
There's no drama. If they don't like someone,
they'll say, and if they like someone else, they'll just go
and tell. Them.
Yeah. Amazing.
So good. More and more and more.
I can't wait more. Hang on.
I think I owe you an apology, Fryer.
Yes. It is Georgia Wood.
Knew it. Why have I been calling her
Georgia Woods? I'm so sorry, Georgia.
She's just the one, Wood. She's just one wood, one wooded
girl. One Wood, we do have a Horror
Story. We have plenty of horror
stories, right? There are plenty of them.
Go on. But.
You just don't want to read. One out I need to pack and my
ADHD brain is now not letting me think about anything.
Rather than pack it. To be fair, this whole time
we've been doing this, I'm staring at my suitcase.
I've had to look at you so that I don't look at it.
It's just fuelling me with so much joy because I'm looking at
our little toiletry bags filled with our sun cream and our
tanning oil and I'm just so excited.
I can't wait. Yeah, I can't.
I can't. I can't wait for how much Polly
is going to annoy Scarlett. I think if Polly survives this
trip, it will be a fucking miracle.
Look guys, if Polly doesn't return, just don't ask any.
Questions. Don't ask questions.
Don't ask questions that you don't want to know.
The answer to no. Don't bother.
And you're lesbians. We love you.
We will see you when we're tanned and have a great weekend.
Have a fabulous time. Listen to Billy Eilish's album?
Yeah, please do. I'm Beth McCarthy and Nadia and
Katty. Woo, it's lesbian season bitch.
Bye. Bye.