Nothing beats a Jet 2 holiday. It's the smile that you do
whilst you do it as well that's amazing.
Oh I love silly, but I also I want to dig into some of your
some of your shit please please. You're.
Little vibrato, I really feel like you did start the hate for
Benson because no one hated him until I saw your video.
Correct. I want to fucking deck.
Him it's really bad. I feel very sorry for the
flipper. I I do, I feel a bit bad.
Benson Boone. So basically like.
Isn't he gay? I gay.
I don't know, I don't know, but he.
Was just like an entitled straight man, but I think he's
gay. Maybe, but he literally like so
he came out with that song The Beautiful.
Thing I think it's a really fucking annoying.
Song, though, I'm going to say it was really good.
No, I really, I really don't like it.
So I felt like, you know, when you feel unified by someone's
hatred for something, I feel more unified for things that I
hate than things that I love. Perfect.
I love hating the same shit with someone on way more than I do
loving the same shit. Me and like I feel quite bad
because I don't think don't. You really, you actually don't.
You know what it is? Someone.
Commented and they were like no one hates Benson Boone more than
you Moldogger, and I was like listen, oh, I listen.
And I was like, I don't hate him.
I think he seems like a funny cunt, but like he shall like
moon. But like I will say moon bean
ice cream, but it's in my head. I can't.
I see it and I saw your hatred video.
I well, I just said it sounded. This is where I said it sounded
like let's get physical. So I said it sounds like let's
get physical, physical. Like it sounds like that.
But then, yeah, everyone was like.
You're gonna bust these fucking YEAH speakers right out.
That is true. But the problem is, the problem
is I'm coming at it being like, hee, hee, hee.
But then you get the crazy people who are like, I hope
Benson Boone dies and it's like, all right, let's take it.
Wait. So let's calm down, babes.
Let's calm. Down.
Yeah. I mean, look, I feel like
everyone takes it too far, though.
Like, I feel like we take it far, but in a funny way.
Yeah. Like, I love it when a bit goes
too far. Yes, but you just keep it going.
Yeah. I'm the type of person who would
carry on a bit for, like, a Goodyear me just to, like, fool
someone. I just feel so much joy in my
heart if I knew that I was fooling someone.
It's like the equivalent feeling to when you're like hiding in a
closet knowing that your sister about to walk in the room to
jump out them. Yes.
What's that feeling? Yeah, exactly.
Just like pure, like Dicky, like really, yeah.
Like, wind myself up in like a really happy way.
But we're always, I feel like people, like people lying us.
We're doing it in a funny way. But then you have people who,
like, take it too far. Yeah.
Like, I don't like that. Like.
We don't like the hatred. No, that's not funny.
No, but it's. But moon like someone, someone
once said like what the fuck is a moonbeam?
And like, yeah, like be. Fair, I think he fucking hates.
It I don't think he like no, I don't think no.
And apparently he he was saying that he wrote the album in 17
days. And I was like, I don't think
that's something to. Yeah, and I think it's kind of
obvious. I think it's kind of obvious.
Firstly though, I need to introduce you.
What do you mean? That was my introduction.
We talked about Benson Boone. Hey, OK.
And it's actually, hey guys, it's me, Benson Boone.
And that was it. And that was.
The And that was it. And then the episode Moonbeam
Ice Cream. It's really fucking annoying.
I won't lie. It was on my June playlist.
It was on my Pride playlist. Really.
Yeah. You have a pride.
Playlist. I mean, I'm.
Gonna put that on tonight. It was just every month.
I do like a playlist. So I'll be like June 2025, July
2025, who do that? And it's not organized.
No. Well, it's a really good way to
like keep track of the months. But like, I put that on because
Moonbeam ice cream reminded me of June.
Yeah, and June Beam ice. Cream.
That's good. That's.
Sorry, yeah, but introduce me. I will.
Hello lesbians. I'm sat with another lesbian.
Yeah, Molly, but she also goes by Moldoga.
Yeah. On Instagram and tick tock.
Yeah. I have followed you for years.
So the very fact that I've got you right here and very excited,
it's very funny. It's been years.
It has you. Yeah.
And I don't even know what the first thing was that I saw, but
your tick tocks are hysterical. Like, hysterical.
And I love just like I love the fact that you do do the bits you
have like such a repertoire on TikTok that I don't really know
where one thing ends and the other one begins.
That's exactly my now looking inside of your brain a little
bit. Like it's very similar to me.
Like I fucking love that. And you know, we call that
diverse. Yeah, diverse.
Talented.
Yeah. So you're like, so I'm going to
tell you from what I've seen from you on the years online
we've got. I don't explain the fucking law.
I'm going to explain the law of what I've seen.
Right. There are videos of you that are
kind of like, acting out, like certain scenarios.
Yes. I mean, like the friend who
dead. Yeah.
So like the friend who can't be vulnerable, like that kind of
thing. Yeah.
Right. Yep.
You've also got the songs that you've written.
Yeah, that you. Boyfriend I didn't like.
I've got some really good songs, guys.
Go listen to them, they're really good.
Yeah, yeah. I mean, they're actually a
fucking bop though. They are.
They actually are good. And bop it is also.
Bop it, right? So I've got a song called Bop
it. It is about a bop it and one of
the first lines is bop it, twist it, pull my tits.
Yeah. And I really like that.
I resonated with that. Yeah, it was very, it was quite
emotional to write that one, but yeah.
That is something that I would say to a girl.
That's not a joke. I would literally say bop it.
Twist it, pull my tits, pull my tits, smack my ass.
Don't be a bitch like that is poetry like fucking never.
Shakespeare could. Shakespeare is fucking.
Wrong. He's.
Great, Right now he's. Like literally twerking to us at
Stoke Upon. Where's he fucking live?
Stoke Upon fuck knows no, and I don't know he lives.
Where's that? Stoke on Trent, Yeah, Where he
is, She'll go find him. She'll go find him a song and
see what. Happens, guys.
We'll be right back. We're just gonna go find
Shakespeare in. 200 years time people in school are gonna be
reading this? Yeah.
What do you think? Yeah.
What do you think she meant when she wrote Bobbitt Twisted?
Pull my pets. But yeah, back to me.
What else did I do? So you also do some of the most
like unhinged, like the way that in which your brain works really
intrigues me of how you come up with these ideas.
Like. You there was the song and which
one was it? I see trees of green, was it
that one? So one of my main law indicators
is indicators, but basically I had a series on TikTok where I
took the song of Louis Armstrong's What a Wonderful
World. And then I sang the first
minute, but I just sang the letter S, So I was like, so for
example, I see trees of greens. So if I go, I see.
So yeah. So can you do the S every time?
Yes, I see cheese of green. So that was red.
That's insane. So basically, did you even think
I'm doing this? Bye, Bye.
It's my brain. And then I, yeah.
So I just like, did that letter. And then someone famously
commented they wrote you should do the whole alphabet.
Yeah. And I was like, OK.
And then I did amazing. And basically the whole thing
was I added a letter each time and it got more fucked.
Yeah. And more insane.
Yeah. And.
And just more cooks. Absolutely insane, but like also
really fucking clever. Like thank you that's actually
really hard. It was well that is like you
need difficult to do. Well, people, no thank you.
And people thought I did it all in one day, but I didn't.
Every time I did it, I had to like Reap because as I went on,
I like. You did this like face.
Yeah, I dressed like a kind of clown was fucked.
But you like Beetlejuice? Yeah, I was giving Beetlejuice,
but yeah, I like, I would as it got more cooked.
I like, looked more like looked crazy.
I love that. And it was.
But then, yeah. So then it ended and I did every
single letter. Yeah.
And then I did, I ended up doing a lot of like duets of like back
story to the whole thing. And I made like a whole plot.
And then I now I pretend like it never happened.
Not fair enough. So if any, like if anyone's
listening to this, it didn't happen.
But I've sometimes people will comment, they'll be like, aren't
you like the wonder wonderful world girl?
And I always write like, I'm sorry, I don't know what that
means. Don't know what that means.
And then what is a wonderful world?
Yeah, like what is? And then all the comments
underneath are like, yeah, you must be thinking of someone
else. And that's.
Really good. I love how your fans are like,
very like to the bit too. They're the same.
They're really funny. Yeah.
And like, the same goes for the songs when you're like, oh, this
is how singers online like introduce their songs, etcetera.
And then it's also, by the way, so fucking spot on.
And that's why it's so funny. You're like, hey guys, this is a
song for when you're feeling depressed.
I'm sad and it's like the worst. I love it when you're like, when
you're LA. What was it it was like when
you're LA boyfriend? Becomes your LAX.
I love that the airport and it's just so good.
Awful but really good love. It yes.
And so then like you've leaned into all of that, but again,
like you just kept it going. Like you kept doing music videos
to the same song. People are like, is this a joke?
And you're like, obviously, no, it's not a fucking joke.
It's really a great song. Yeah, this is fantastic.
Best thing I've ever done. I, I, I want more and then I'm
trying to think of other things that you do as well, like you do
like the siblings thing you did the I love the gender reveal
video. Yeah, all that I'm your Mima and
I've. Yeah, we did a video at the
start of this year where we like pretended to be like a
Republican family in America from the South.
And we all did like doing their like gender reveals where
they're like, I'm your Mama bear and I think you're going to be
beautiful big boy. And then like all.
The it's like and I hope you're. Born.
I hope you're born. If you're not, there's going to
be trouble. And this is like that.
And he's on you to be straight. Yeah, yeah.
I just fucking love it because what you what you do is that you
encapsulate everyone and like everything very, very well.
Like that's what I always get drawn into.
And then you also had that one last thing that I wanted to
mention, which was in and I saw it on a reel and people on reels
don't have like people just don't have a fucking sense of
humor, like a lot of stuff. But it was this one video where
your friend is like, not like, don't rush me, Katie.
And like, don't. Rush me.
Katie, you go, you go to kiss him in the car and then he
fucking slams your so funny, hilarious, I think.
I think people think that you 2 are together and they were like,
yeah, I used to think this was funny too when I was with my
boyfriend. Now he's in jail like.
And look, I can understand the concern, but you guys need to
know we're both so gay. And it was staged.
And also I asked, so it was with my friend Harrison.
I asked him four times. I was like, you need to fucking
shove me against the wall. Yeah.
He was like, no, I was like, fucking shove me because we were
recreating a scene from Monsters versus Aliens.
It's really funny. Thank you.
And I was like you to do the bit.
You need to shove me. And like I I'm any, I believe in
being hurt for the bit. I think that there's essentially
there's no, there's no such thing as going too far for a bit
exactly and you have to be committed to it exactly.
That's absolutely fine. But yeah, all the comments are
like, what the fuck? Yeah.
And they're like, babe, run. Yeah, babe, run.
You should just the one you should just start doing like
story times to me when I thought it was funny when he was doing
but actually it was fucked. What?
Fuck. Yeah, how's me?
Like, what do you? He's literally so gay.
He'll be like I didn't approve of.
This, yeah. And then also like, because you,
I don't know if you've like, openly talked about being a
lesbian too much like on TikTok. Yeah, I've like, I've done well
at the start of last. No.
Oh God. Because I don't even know how I
know. I've done some videos on it like
I've I've done, I did the song. So in 2023 I did a song called
Do you have the Ick or are you just a lesbian?
Yeah. And it was like a one minute
song that I put on TikTok and it people like I loved it.
It was fun. And I've basically the whole
thing was like people who say like, oh, like, I hate when he
like walks to the beach. Yeah, that's an egg.
It's like, that's not an ick if you like men like you're fucking
gay like and it was just like how people come up with the
dumbest fucking reasons for not liking.
I've heard some of the most outrageous reasons.
It's like, no, you just don't like.
Yeah, You are a lesbian. Yeah.
And I think like it was for me as well, because I think it's
very relatable. Like a lot of lesbians have like
a full you'd meet the right person and right guy in inverted
commas. But then it'd be like, oh, but
he has. He did like this slide.
Yeah, he, he has a green shirt. And I, I just can't do green
shirts. And it's like, yeah.
And it's like, all right, Queen. Like what was your like?
What was your gay awakening like?
What was your story with that? Wow, so like I, I feel like
growing up like I have sort of like on TikTok as well.
I've done like a few videos on this where I'll talk about like
it was hard to know. I think I've missed this.
Yeah, it was quite so. I'm actually quite glad.
I really agree. Yeah.
But there was like, videos where I was like, talking about how
male validation can be, like, confusing in knowing that you're
like a lesbian. Do you know what I mean?
Because it's like the feeling of like, wanting men to like, you
can feel like you like them. And then when they don't always
reciprocate, it like, sparks that like, crazy thing in your
head where you're not crazy, but like, that thing in your head
where you're like, oh, I want them to like, want me.
Do you know what I mean? So do you think that you confuse
wanting them for wanting them to want you?
Like in I've been, I feel like I've kind of just to be
transparent, like at the moment I'm sort of really facing my
sexuality head on in the last like year more than I ever have
before, which has been really good.
Do you feel like you? What do you feel like you
denied? I, I think what it had, what
it's been is like growing up, I just be like transparent, like I
didn't get heaps of like male validation at school.
And I always had this pattern where it was like I'd have a
male friend who I was really close with, but they'd always
boys go for my other friend. Yeah.
And that was me, too. Yeah.
And also they called any guy that was interested in me gay
because I look like a boy. So I mean, it kind of checks
out. Now you're like, and that's
working for me now. I was like, fuck you.
But like back in school. And it's like that thing where I
think this like knee jerk reaction sort of started to
develop where it was like, right, like if I see a guy, like
I have to get him to like me. Yeah, of course.
And like that that happened where like I'd have like really
close male friends and they'd then be interested in my like
close. Female and then because that
hurt you, yes, you would then like, well, I couldn't be gay
there. Yes, exactly.
Really funny that you put it like this because I've never
really heard someone talk about like this.
And I resonate with that a lot actually.
Like I really wanted them to just want to be with you, yes.
Yeah, but it was like the them wanting to be with you part was
so strong that it wasn't actually obvious that you didn't
like because. And I remember like there was a
guy in high school who was my really good friend.
And I've again, I've been like, I've had to like, really, really
think about this and like unpack it because I was like, oh, like,
I remember we had a time where we were walking up to like the
bus stop after school and I was like alone with him.
And I remember being like, I have a crush on you, but I'm
really uncomfortable, you know what I mean?
And I was like. Did you say that?
No, like I didn't say it to him, but I was like, like I didn't,
but I was like, I like this man, but I'm I don't like I feel.
Weird, but I don't feel comfortable with him.
Yeah, and I didn't realise that at the time.
I'm a stuck like the anxiety and like the for like feelings of
like lust. Yeah, yeah, lust, lust is that.
Are you thinking of the Shrek 2 quote?
Please say yeah, you know, you know, And she's like.
Honestly, no Shrek two, I've missed the boat.
No. You know when you know when the
fairy godmother is like pouring the thing and she's like in just
a bit of lust? Yes, thank you.
Because he said it like that and I was like, surely you'll be.
That's just my fucking. Voice man Jennifer Snow.
But yeah, like, and I feel like what started to happen.
So yeah, like that happened so much up until like 20, like 20.
And then in the last couple of years, there's been times where
like I will, what started to change is I've had, I had an
experience where I was like at a party and I was like interested.
I was like flirting like again, like I, I'm not proud of this,
but I was like an out lesbian. But I still had that like knee
jerk thing of like impressed men, impressed men.
And I again like compared. Yeah, we want to talk about.
Yeah, it's so fun and like, but here's the thing, every time I
would flirt, they like, wouldn't be interested, right?
So I was like, oh, well, I could be straight, but then this guy
was interested in me. So at the party he was like
actually reciprocating. And then I, I literally, I was
very drunk, but I like burst into tears because it was the
first time I was like, Oh my God, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Was it more so that you were crying because you had that
realization of Actually, no, that's this is the case.
A. 100 because you know what it is.
I think sometimes for me, because the guys aren't like 1
always reciprocating, it was like that little voice in my
brain was like, well maybe I'm not a lesbian.
Like maybe I'm maybe I'm like because.
You weren't confronted with it. Yeah, exactly, because it's like
literally being straight is literally shoved down your
throat so much. Like everyone knows that.
And then like, but yeah, like you don't realise how like on
like a micro level, how much it. Feels safer to be bisexual
within that round, right, because you're like, well, I've
still got my toe in the pond, yes and of this normality, yes.
And so I'm kind of half. OK, Yeah.
And like 100%, that's how I always viewed bisexuality for
me. Like when I was younger, I was
bisexual like, me too. That's how I identified as.
Yep. Knowing.
Really. That was, that was.
My but then I also just kind of thought, well, I could just say
that I'm bisexual, which kind of like keeps me in that round, but
then just never day man. And then I was like, no, this
just isn't me. That's just not me.
So then that realization happened, and that was in 2020.
Did you say or look it's? Is it very recent?
It's it's like literally I had like so yeah, at the at that
party, this guy like turned around and was like, Yep.
And I was like, because again, I was like, oh fuck.
Like again, like it was like, Oh my God, like it was only for me.
I've learnt like so much of this shit happens in your fucking
head where you like can romanticize men.
You're like, I do like men. No, no, like I do like I do.
But then it was only when he was there.
I was like, not an idea like a 3D fleshed out person that I was
like, Oh no. And I.
Like this joke has gone away too.
Far, but the bits over now like not and that, yeah.
I meant. Yeah, yeah.
I don't like men, but yeah. And it was like that.
But then like I have noticed like I think that like like
muscle of when I was younger of like wanting men to like. 100
percent 100. Percent it's still like this is
what I'm saying like I've been unpacking it literally since
like last year. I had another thing where there
was like a guy and I was like, oh, maybe I do I do and then
like the same thing happened where that where did that like
sorry, that party experience hadn't happened for a while.
So I was like enough time had passed.
I was like maybe and then same thing happened.
I was like, I my body just like. It's the body that like, just
will tell you, right? Because your brain will tell you
stories and your body won't. So your body will always be true
to you. And your brain is filled with
information. It's not your own.
Yep, Your brain is filled with information from other people,
from other sources, from films, like songs, whatever the fuck,
right? Yep, and compulsive
heterosexuality is. My biggest fucking OP, Sorry.
It is, yeah. It's biggest fucking OP for me
too, yeah. Especially growing up, like you
are more one and two as well, like you're very straight
passing. And so it is that whole thing of
just like, do I fit within this mold?
Is that me? And then also maybe I think as
well, when you have ADHD, you're so used to gaslighting yourself.
Fucking get on to this if you Oh my, you're.
So used to gaslighting yourself. You're so used to not trusting
yourself. Then you think, well, what if
I've just taken it too far with this whole lesbian?
Yeah, that's what if I. Well, the thing was as well.
Here's the really interesting thing about it.
Growing up with I've heard a few people have different
experiences with this. I've literally gone on like, the
depths of every corner of the Internet to like, hear people
talk about like, hey, Reddit, but yeah, like.
For me, growing up, I never felt like a lot of, you know, some
women who are like identify as gay are like, oh, I'm scared of
other women and stuff like I don't have I've.
Never had that I've never had I've.
Never that yeah, that I've I when people say that I'm like,
what the fuck are you talking about?
It's so weird to me because I've found for me growing up like
again the close it was class like but like even in general
what made it always so confusing is because I always felt so
scared and anxious around the boys like but I felt really safe
around the girlies so then I didn't feel like.
Send you thought, oh, I might just nervous around them because
they fancy. Yeah, exactly.
Again, like growing up, I never felt like when I was around the
girls, there was this thing where I was like, yeah, I get
like nervous and stuff on dates and stuff, but I don't feel this
hankering need to impress them and like, no, because I just, I
just don't, I feel like a fully 3D functional.
You know, you are. You're just a fucking player,
babe. Yeah, I'm a.
Whore. Yeah, but like.
I'm a slut slut. I'm a fucking.
Slut but but I just like doing. That while you're only here for
like a couple of days, I'm like, I'm beat and delete, babe, beat
and delete. I have been to the Tower Bridge
with my cousin. I'm a whore.
No, but yeah, no, I've done the town hall.
Yeah, that's. Now you're coming to the
lesbian. This is true I'm.
Very never know. You never know.
And I bought my deck of cards. Yeah, who would like me to do a
magic trick? Honestly that would work on me
though, but I'm not even. That would work.
You know, I'm honestly, I'm actually just excited to play
games, but literal games I'm like, who wants to get play
game? No, no, not not mind.
Games, board games play. Snap.
That's like all I. Fucking love.
Yeah, fucking love. Snap.
I'm not even here to flirt. I'm here to be silly.
Yeah, silly. Yeah.
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You were saying how basically you, you felt like maybe you
were straight because you don't ever get nervous around men,
right? So you thought that you were
contextualizing other people's experiences with women as you
with men? 100% and like this is the thing
I've realized I will get fucking hell, fuck my fucking life.
I've heard I've like again, I've stalked TikTok users who like
mentioned this and I've only seen people talk about this a
little bit. So I'm going to bring it up.
Go on. Limerance.
Oh, limerance with men as a lesbian.
Oh, interesting. I know this again.
For so long I was like, this doesn't make sense.
You can't have limerance with men as a lesbian.
That means you like men. No, Because here's the thing.
Limerance isn't actually about liking.
Someone. No.
It's an obsession. That's the reason why it's
called limerance and not love or not liking.
So here's the thing, right with men, here's how it will manifest
with me. OK, I'll be obsessed with them.
I'll have really intrusive thoughts about them.
I'll care if they like like all my stories, my Instagrams, my
posts, like my videos, whatever. Like it'll all be.
About like it's like an OCD, yeah, but it is like a
compulsory. Yeah, and it's like, and it's
all about like kind of I'll have thoughts about them.
I'll like base my worth around them and everything.
I'll think about them a lot. But then but then it's like the
whole idea of limerance is it's like not a real person.
It's the idea of them, right. And then what happens is the
more fleshed out 3D and like real in inverted commas they
become, the less I don't give a fuck, you know what I mean?
But it's like, this is my little loophole sometimes.
This is where I go fucking crazy.
When I barely know them, That's when I go insane because my
brain, my fucking. Really need to know them.
Yeah, like you need to. Yeah, I'm like, right, let's
hang out and then I'll get the egg.
So I kind of have like this might be a hot take, No, but
like based on what you just said there, I think that you have.
So it definitely sounds to me that you've got like
subconscious entire homophobia, right?
So, so subconsciously your brain is trying.
So yeah. It's the Westboro Baptist Church
in here and I'm like, cool. Let's work on that.
And so I'm kind of more interested as to maybe why like
did you have like did you have a hard coming out?
I, I had, I grew up in Australia.
So I feel like here's the thing, like I grew up in, I was born in
1998 and when I was in school from I was in high school from
2011 to 2016. And I towards the end of my high
school experience, things got better.
But again, like I remember like in year 7, everyone was like,
that's gay. Like everyone would use that as
like a slur, like people would use lesbian as an insult.
Like, and you just don't even realise how much that what.
And this is what? Builds a shame within you.
It does and it makes you. I think people don't realise
that, like, this is what I've been really like working on is
the internalized homophobia can make you try to be straight.
And that's like, oh, babe, yeah, yeah.
And it's, and you feel, I feel like especially now that there's
like. I was worse than you, OK?
Does it make you feel any better?
Like I would get to the 3D version of the man and feel that
feeling that you felt, but still go ahead and punish myself for
it anyway, just for the fucking fun of it.
Like, and it was fucked. And that's the trauma that I
have to live with because they genuinely like, I traumatized
myself. Yeah.
It's not even on them. Like, I can't even for once
can't even blame the fucking man.
Like, I very much behaved like I wanted it.
Yeah. And I, you know, it was very
consensual, but like internally it fucking wasn't right dying
inside. So like I slept with so many men
like when I was younger and like, I wish that I listened to
my body in the way that you did that.
So you might say that you're like factualism and stuff like
you still actually had more control than maybe you realized.
So like, so when you were at school, there was a lot of like
slurs that were like chopped around.
And then when did you, did you always know that you were like
slightly? So, OK, so like here's how it
happened. Like again, I think I've
realized, like I don't think I can overestimate how much
chasing those guys and having them, not if one fucking dude,
if one fucking guy had come up to me in school and been like,
hey, Molly, I've got a crush. You would have gone, Oh, I'm
gay. I would have been like oh yuck,
but like that again, like the muscle just kept developing of
like OK, two men. I am not worthy like I am not
enough and that. That made you want it more.
It overshadowed every ability to like, tune into my body and be
like, oh, what do I actually want?
And then it also feeds into the horrendous lesbian trope of you
just can't get a man. That's what.
Yeah, that shit is fucking ridiculous.
So dumb so. But also it's way harder to get
a girl than it is. Yeah, everyone.
Yeah. No, literally.
But yeah. Like, so growing up where I
remember when I was in like primary school or like 12, it's
so weird things have come so far in such a short amount of time.
Yeah, but like, and. But when I was in high school
there was no like I know with TikTok as well.
Like I think a lot of people found out they were gay on
fucking. On that, they fucking did.
And like, it really helped me. I'm not going to lie.
I really TikTok helped me a lot. Like, yeah, but yeah, like when
I was in school, I didn't actively seek out anything
because like, I didn't really know.
It was only like 1 of my experience.
I've been unpacking. Oh, you'll fucking hate this.
Ready. So, yeah, so I had experiences
of like wanting the guys to like me and like there were those
like, oh, when I was in year 9, those fucking hot lists of like
the hottest pit. Do you do?
So there was what ready do? You have this Perry.
I'm looking at Perry. Is this like an Australian?
Do you remember? Ask FM.
Oh, I remember. Oh fucking.
Ask FM Should we do an ask FM right now?
Let's do like and on. Let's fucking name you're A.
Fucking you're a fucking bitch. But yeah, like Ask FM, there was
a list right Ready. So they had a thing When I was
in year 9, there was a like, who are the hottest girls in the
year? Yeah.
And again, just things like that make you you, you don't realize
how much it. Like, Oh my God, I would have
not been on that. And I wasn't.
And I was like, and it was always like, oh, like you're
funny. But I was like, I want you to
think I'm the hottest bitch ever.
What do you mean funny? Like be call me hot.
But yeah, again, like it just we're taught so young that like
if the guys want you. By the way, funny, you're
worthy. Yeah, I know, I know.
Now I'm like, Oh my God, shut up and all the guys.
When you're a kid. When you're a kid.
But then there you go and oh, oh, everyone, sorry, but
everyone from my high school now, all the boys are so fugly.
But like, yeah, growing up I had that.
And like, again, it got better, but people were still
homophobic, you know what I mean?
There was still. It's still there.
Yeah, it was. Still there and like 2016,
that's just when Netflix came out.
Just around then, like streaming services, more inclusive shows
were starting to come out, but. And TikTok help because the
algorithm was larger. Yes but that was but again I got
TikTok in 2019. I was what I was like 2021 ish
like it was like it was not in my like really vulnerable state
as like a fucking child. Should have really done with
that. Yeah, that's why I always say
that representation is so fucking.
Important. So important.
Is why we do this, which is why we do like everything that we do
because it's just like you can't always just rely on that
algorithm to feed you as well the right shit exactly you want
to see. So then when did you come out
like what? How old were?
You, well, it's really interesting.
I remember the body. You can do whatever you want,
but the the body will hunt you down and tell you, you know what
I mean? Like.
That you're a dying. And yeah, yeah.
And I remember, like, the same thing you said, like where it
was like your body was like, what's going on?
It was really interesting. I had this thing where I would
like, really publicly be like, I like this boy.
I like this guy. I will like, I like this boy.
And like, if you have a question of boy, I don't think you're
telling everyone, babe, like this.
You may have sounded a bit emotionally stunted because of
Yeah, because it really wasn't real.
Yeah, well, I didn't know it wasn't real, but because like, I
didn't get the chance to, as you said before, you were like, it
didn't play out or something like that.
Was it like it never because it never played out.
I was like, well, I don't know, like.
An experience with a girl though, that made you be like
oh. So when I was in like Europe, I
went on like a school trip and I remember school trip we love.
I was very, I would say I was very repressed in school.
I didn't realize I didn't even know it was going on type thing.
But I remember I met like she was on the school trip.
Oh, this, this is this is my fucking origins to like villain
origin story. And I remember as I was going to
sleep, I said to this other girl who was my friend.
I was like, I think I like the girl.
And then at school in front I didn't I hadn't told anyone.
I didn't. It was very because again, all
the boy crushes like I like them.
But this girl I remember being like don't fucking like no one
fucking like no, And I remember being like, oh, I think I like
like her. Then I remember being like, what
the what the fuck like that? That's new.
And then in front of a whole group at school, she was like,
oh, Molly, remember when we were going to sleep and you said you
liked blank? Yeah, I have that fucking that
fucking bitch. Yeah, honestly, yeah.
And she's freak anyway lol. Oh my God, that's so.
Bad. It's so and I remember bit, but
again, as you said, like you know how you just spoke about my
upbringing and stuff. I think my body.
I remember in that moment, you know, I'd be very public about
being like, I like boys. But then my stomach dropped when
she announced that because it was like of.
Course, it probably felt like your whole body was on fire.
Exactly. Really.
That's a lot. And also to just be like outed
like that and something that you were so vulnerable.
Yeah, that. I fucking hate.
What the fuck in the world fucking.
Hell, like that kid, I'm sure she wouldn't do that now, but
fuck you. Yeah, fuck you.
Beep, I won't say her name, but but yeah, but yeah, but just
like as you said, my body, I think the fact that it felt such
shame like that shows like how my upbringing resulted in that.
And like one thing I've been so embarrassed about is I not
embarrassed, but I am now I I am a lesbian, but having all these
annoying, I call them like compact crushes is like, you
feel like, oh, I'm not a lesbian.
Then you. Feel like you're frustrating
yourself a little. Oh, it's.
It's literally like fucking so annoying in my head.
And then like, you meet these men or you see them a year later
or something, you're like, Oh my fucking like, what the fuck was
like, like, who cares? Like it's just like it's just
your subconscious brain just trying so hard to get this out
of your system in a way like, and that is really heavy to have
to deal with whilst you're also aware of the fact that you are a
lesbian. Do you know what I mean?
But I think that like the more I would say that the more that you
like embrace being a lesbian and being like so fucking proud of
that. And also surrounding yourself
with lesbians is like a big thing that do you have many like
lesbian friends and I. Was going to say like in this
last year, like I've started like going to like, like events
and like going out to like more like queer bars.
And that's again, like I literally went to like a queer
bar and I was like, oh, I feel 1000 times better.
Like things like that, you know what I mean?
But like, it's really interesting and I I'm if this
stuff kind of resonates with people.
Like I'm sure it does. I will, I will say something
that I've found really helpful for me.
So can I do like a little story because I think I think this
might help. So I was at like a games night
and there was like a new guy there and he was very
conventionally attractive and stuff.
And like usually what I will notice when I'm around someone
like that is all kind of not like always flirt, but kind of
try to like impress them a little bit.
So what I've been really working on now is having like quite a
neutral stance around men's not being like, I fucking hate them
and and ignoring them because so because I find if I then go the
other way, it does, it's still it's still.
Feeding into the attention. We want to, we want to just make
them little, little background NPCS.
So like what I'll do now is I'll relax my body language, relax my
face and like I'll kind of do the opposite of what my body.
Like the quick reaction it wants to do is like flirt and like
look good and like perform. And I try and like just drop my
shoulders back, breathe through it and just like talk really
slowly and look them in the eye and just notice the urge to be
flirty and not act on it. And I will say like that guy
came to this games night and rather than it turning into a
thing where I meet him once and then obsess over him for a year,
the idea of him and then like go crazy, I just like did that and
I was like, that's good. Like you know what I mean?
And I. Think, I think it's, I think as
well because you what I think that maybe you internalize it as
when you're flirting, yeah. You are giving them permission
and control. Yeah.
So then when they don't reciprocate, that need for that
control back becomes way more important to you.
So therefore, you're going to spend all that time obsessing as
to how you can get that power back because you gave it up so
freely and that shamed you because you didn't even want
them in the first place. Right.
And then you're like, I've almost made a fallout of myself.
I've been above and beyond trying to impress him.
And he's at what? He's not even.
Oh, so he's liked that now. So that's a little bit of
validity, and I'm trying to claw back from the 100% validation
that I gave away. I can understand that.
Yeah, I can really understand. That and that's not like you
seem like someone who's so you know, like, yeah, I'm in break.
So it's not, but it's nice to hear it, isn't it?
Because it reminds you that like, you can still be an like I
am an out lesbian God. I'm a fucking loser like me.
I'm a loser. I'm a loser.
Loser. Yeah, and literally sorry.
I'm like, I'm a sucker. Like sucker, it's like a club,
literally. I'm such a sucker and I am a
very out lesbian. Obviously I've got a fucking
everything is gay, but I also for so many years had that like
compulsion. And even to this day I find that
my body language is probably naturally flirty.
I do tend to say more neutral with men.
Like I am not one of those lesbians.
It's like don't fucking speak to me.
And that's what I mean, because it's like, I also don't care
about you enough to even do. That which I think is, you know,
that's great. And then and then.
That's great. That's great.
If I'm find someone, like genuinely interesting, then it's
like, yeah, I want to have that conversation.
But in the back of my mind, all the time I'm thinking, is he
thinking that I'm being flirty? Yeah.
Is he thinking that I'm being flirty?
And I will think about it that way.
And then it is that thing where it's almost like there is that
desire to just want everyone to want you.
Yeah. Right.
But you know what's interesting? I think this is what's made it
all a bit odd is that that like this is just Oh my God, no, I
love it, but it's literally patriarchy, right?
It's like it is with we are taught that like men and what
men want should be the most upheld thing ever 2% and like
like women. I know for some women that is
great if they're like, I care so much, like, like, but I
obviously care but like as in like, I'm trying to unlearn
that, but. It's putting men on a pedestal,
yes, right. They've always been up there.
But I also think that it is a very different experience you
growing up in Australia. That is also why there's a lot
of Australian lesbians living in the UK.
Perry over there. You're just one of them, hey?
Perry. Or also like yeah.
I'm also good at. That getting that you are
getting like understanding their sexuality when they move over
here yeah, that's yeah a few times as well because the compat
is a next level over there like I do know that it's way worse
and. It's fucking, it's all like the
rugby boys. I like the girl and like it's
such like a like it's like there's like, as you said, like
I grew up in a very. Well, it's just the fact that
like, the men can walk around in a fucking dodgy moustache and a
mullet and all the girls are like.
Oh yeah, yeah. Like, wow, yeah.
What are we looking? Are we looking at the same
answer the? Standard of men is so fucking.
Yeah, no, it's. Grim and but but even there put
up on a pedestal. Yeah, exactly.
So imagine like, no wonder why you feel like you're like, you
know, but I feel like within like fixing that insecurity will
also allow you to feel that same level of respect.
Yes, not respect, but like what's the word that I'm looking
for that that same level of who want to say pedestal not even
like hierarchy. Is an equal, isn't it?
Equal like do you feel like you will put women higher once your
own insecurities about being a woman?
Yes. Is higher.
It's literally like, it's so interesting, like, and I think
what I've learnt, I think a lot of people I'm I for me, I was
like, oh, I'm a lesbian. I should just like be able to
like focus on women. And it's actually for a lot of
these things, it's actually been a very like mechanical thing
that I've had to do to like unlearn this stuff.
So for example, like I will watch like a lot of women only
media now. Like, I'll listen to songs by
women. I'll read books.
I feel like, I feel like you're going to like.
Yeah, I know. I'm like.
What is it? It's like the opposite of a
conversion. Yeah, no, literally I'm.
Like I'm just like, here, go and watch the album.
No, you fall asleep to this hypnosis.
Yeah, yeah. I like women.
Like like literally. And I think for some people it
might be like, well, do you even like women then?
Because you have to do. It's like, yes, like this is
what for some people, this is doing it.
Can you? Care.
Yeah, care do. You know what it actually feels
like, and I'm so sorry to cult survivors if this sounds
insensitive. It feels like coming out of a
cult. It literally feels as dramatic,
real. It feels as like intense as it
feels like can't. Pet is, is like a cult is a
fucking and the amount of women, yes that make their lives
miserable because they and never get out of it because the cult
is there to convince you that even if you are starting to
think about like a woman, that that's actually just it's not
the same and it's not going to be as good and you're as good as
the guy. So even if you're a bisexual,
right, it's like, no, no, no, that's not going to happen
because the guy you, you're so much better off doing Yeah,
yeah, right. So why would you why would you
leave the cult? Yes, Why would you leave that
and be happy? Yeah, if you could actually kind
of suck it up and grin and bear it with a man and make sure you
have the kids. Like, look, look at all your
friends are having children, all getting married.
And I want to go and run around with a spiky little dike around
the corner. Like, you know what I mean?
That that's the that's the way that they view it, whereas the
way that I view it as. Fuck them kids.
Fuck. You, well, you don't.
It's like it's one of those things.
That you could live a life with a beautiful woman and have a
very fulfilling, yes life. But it is.
But it is really interesting that like, this is your
experience. Because I also feel for people
like us who are very outgoing. Yes.
And we have a lot of opinions. And yes, you obviously see the
world in so many different ways, which is how you're able to do
what you do. That they don't almost think
that that struggle comes with it.
Yeah. You know, And all of us have got
like a fucking struggle somewhere.
I'm fucking riddled with them, so don't worry about that.
It's literally that it's like guys like fucking out like
fucking fucking out. This compare is it's it's my
biggest upload. No, but like I think for people
to hear that you've experienced it as well will be really
helpful and like I trust me, like I.
Get out the cult. Yeah.
And do you know what, on your point, I think a lot of people
as well. For me, what I've realized, just
to be transparent, my therapist was like, she was like what?
What is like one of the benefits and like, how can like being a
lesbian be good and like pussy? Yeah.
But I couldn't, I couldn't answer it.
And I was like, wow, this goes deep and it goes deep.
And what? So what I've, I think don't this
is what I'm literally in the process of telling myself is
it's if you don't know what it's going to look like, it makes
sense that you want to go back in the closet.
Do you know what I mean? A little bit.
Oh my God. So it's the fear of the unknown.
Yeah, it's literally not. It's like, it's so now all I'm
I'm literally I'm leaving that cult of like.
The fear of the unknown is the worst, Yeah, because it is the
fear, and the fear will only ever build up negative
scenarios. Yeah, ahead.
Right. So it's a bit like if you have a
fear of flying before you get on that flight, the whole time
you're thinking, well, it's going to fucking crash.
Or if you've never been on the plane and all you've like, it's
like. All you've ever seen is plane
crashes. Yeah, you'll be like it's lit.
That's literally it's like, and if everyone every homophobic
thing around you has been like, oh, this, this, this, this and
this, of course you're not going to be like right time to be a
lesbian. Like you're going to be like,
holy, Oh no, I'm doing something in inverted commas.
But. The thing is, I mean, I can say
it from like being on the other side that it is the most
freeing, amazing fucking warming feeling ever.
And I've never felt prouder and but that took me so long to get
there. But it doesn't mean that just
because it takes it might have taken me longer than like
somebody else. Some people really quick, some
people are longer, some people take longer in life because
they've also been like. Boyfriend.
Boyfriend.
Yeah, Yes. Compact.
Yeah.
Something's really wrong, but I don't know.
Yeah, do it again. Compact.
I don't. Know he's perfect, Fuck him.
You're on such a buzz. Yeah, but yeah.
Thing so like for me, I'm just like I know that it shouldn't be
a while, but I know it's taking other people longer and I know
it's taking other people like a different amount of time yes but
like my thing that if I could go back to me when I was younger, I
would shake my. Fucking shoulders.
Don't look at these fugly. Men, don't look at any of these
fugly men and stop putting yourself through it.
No, you're not gaslighting yourself.
Yes, you are gay. Yes.
And actually it's fucking great. And gay doesn't look like that
nightmare that you have in your head, right?
And. It's.
Great and it's great and it's so much fun and you feel so alive
and you genuinely will now get to feel love.
But the good thing is like in working through all this, what I
can really say now and I've I've not it's not been like only
since this year I've had glimpses like I've.
Had glimpses but I think it's more now you feel ready to face.
It and yeah and I. Think it's identifying it as the
issue. Yes, it's good that you did.
I'm really like unpacking it and like what I feel like, no, you
are. But it's like, but it's
literally that. And it's like now I'm starting
to sit like, even when I said like, I went to that queer club
and I was like, oh, oh, so this is what it's like for your body
to feel like horny. Yeah, we love feeling horny, you
know? What I mean it's like I love it.
Yeah, it's like so like that feeling of dread in a straight
club like that you that I thought I was like, no, this is
woo. I'm flirt.
It's like, no, it's. Also just like not fun because
you don't have that drive in you to kind of almost just be around
your like your people, yes, in a way, right.
So you feel a bit like out of place.
You just don't know. Why, Yeah, you're like, what's
going on? And you're like, oh, this is a
weird feeling. But yeah, like when I was in
that club, like the quit club, I was like, hell yeah.
And it's like, it's nice, isn't it?
And like your body and it's so weird.
It's like it kind of, I think they've said this, I think it's
on. I was watching like love Simon.
I love that film. And like they were who's who
isn't suddenly 30 The actress. I do.
Oh, my goodness. What?
This is no 3013 going on 30. Oh, Jennifer Garner, Jennifer
Garner love her. She's there's a bit where she
says to Nick Robinson, the main guy, Simon, She's like, you can
like breathe now. And I was like, oh, and it's and
it's really cute and it's just like, it's true.
Like, yeah, it feels like you've been like holding your breath,
holding it in. And it's just like.
And then you can actually just go, Oh yeah, you know, it's
easy. And it's a huge thing, like to
be able to do that, to like combat it, combat the compat.
Honestly, we need that on a T-shirt, but I can't.
No like I literally want to get a shirt that's like compat is my
biggest fucking OP. It is your fucking OP Like for
real. But we, we working on it.
We are working on it, but it's getting, it really is getting
better. I'm like, yeah.
The people with just the struggles are just the best
comedians. Like, what is it that you want
to do now, though? Like, going forward?
So you've got your online creator.
Yeah, you're doing all different types of stuff that because
like, I think, I mean, I can assume you've been some good
drama school girl. Like I feel like You Can Dance,
sing, act. Yeah.
So I have a podcast, I do TikTok.
I do like acting stuff as well. Love that, love musical theatre,
love making stuff, love writing stuff.
I'm very much wherever it takes me.
I love doing lots of different things and I love having like,
yeah, but I love doing comedy stuff.
So I feel like it all feeds into each other, right?
Like I was like doing a piano lesson.
Oh my God, I do like beginner piano lessons at the school.
And we were learning Welcome to the Black Parade.
And then I did like a group end of term concert with a bunch of
eight-year olds. And it was.
Just I fucking love that I fucking.
It was just me and these children and they were better
than me and I was like, this is this is fucked.
And it was like when I was a young boy and it was just, but
yes. But again, like all these things
feed into each other and like help each other.
I'm Australian. I'm in London at the moment.
Like just being in different places just helps, I can't
believe. You're only here for two days.
I know I am. I look, to be honest, being back
here, I'm like, all right, I love it.
I'll go back. I'll go back to London in it.
But yeah, that's why, because I was born here, guys.
I was born in London. Born here.
Can you not tell by that accent? I was fucking born in London in
it, but now I'm in Australia I can't.
So yeah, I've got like a bit of those bit of both accents.
I love you so much. You know, you've got the, you've
got the passports. Yeah, yeah, I have a British
passport appreciation. Yeah, I actually am.
I Willy. Willy.
I'm from Britain, but yeah. I love you.
Yeah. I actually love you.
And before you go as well, I was like thinking of this new
segment, which is called lesbian or lesbian out.
Right. So it's like.
The insurance and outs of like lesbian stereotypes.
Interesting. And then you're going to tell me
your like hot take on that, like whether you think it's in or
whether you think it's out. OK OK so my first one would be
saying I love you within the 1st 2:00.
Months out. Shut the grow up, grow up.
No, you don't. You don't know.
Him no freak Limerick weird. Don't be a freak, don't be a
fucking freak. Shut up.
Like no you don't I you. It takes like 5 years to learn
how much you fucking hate people.
Like all right, none of that shit.
Yeah, no, five years and then you say something OK, like a
normal. Person that is, if anyone said I
love you to me, no. I kind of love you.
It's kind of bad. It's been like 2 hours.
I love. You.
I love it. No, but like, genuinely.
Yeah, 2 within two months. That's far too soon.
So embarrassing. What would be your like your
your time frame of saying I love you though?
I mean, like four to five months, I thought that's OK.
Like 4 to 6 months, Four to six months, OK.
But the two months, no. And the two months, no, you
don't know. You don't know someone in that
time. You don't know someone.
And I think just because. You've been there.
That asshole does not mean that you know that.
That is poetry. That's beautiful.
That's what I'm feeding to all these U-Haul lesbians.
I'm like just. You don't know, but I can
understand how people do. It's intoxication.
Yeah. It's like you finally come out.
You finally meet someone. You finally feel like you're in
the right place. But it's lost.
But yeah, it's lost. You don't know them.
It's it's just they could be anyone.
You don't know. You don't know them.
Next. Next.
Lesbian in, lesbian out dry humping.
In I think that's I. Think so too.
I think that's silly. I love how you're getting all of
these right. Yeah, yeah.
No, I think that's yeah, it's giving like, yeah.
Hump is fun. Yeah, it's funny.
Yeah. It's like, oh, and it's like
everyone's like, yeah, I think that 100.
Percent lesbian in lesbian out dating within a friendship
group. God, if you've really thought it
out, like if everyone's on board, if you've thought it out,
you've thought of the consequences.
If it's if you really do feel like it's someone who.
Is worth. It is worth it and it's not
going to ruin everything. And everyone in the group is
like, you know what? This feels right.
If we, if you guys were suddenly a couple, yeah.
But if it's just like, we met yesterday, now we're in love.
I'd be like, shut the fuck. Like no.
Someone's getting kicked out the
fucking group. If everyone's just horny and
like doing no, but if it if you honestly feel like if if you
guys were, you know, like in fucking friends when Monica and
Chandler. 100 and it was just. Suddenly like, yeah, all right,
cool. Like if it's like that and it
honestly feels like it. Would want to happen.
Yeah. Then I think it's honestly OK.
But if it's just like, I think also like, it's a bit tricky,
isn't it, when you're friends with people?
I think it's like transparency. Yeah.
It's like a big thing, right. So it's just that you don't want
to be like, yeah, yeah. Because then there's like X is
in the fucking room. Exactly.
Lesbian. You know, it's going to be
careful in this town and then in or out.
That was good strap. Good one.
Straight. I thought we said straight.
I thought we've been like straight, straight, right?
In, so in, so in. If you say out, come on.
Get a fucking get a grip literally get a grip.
You can go and join that other can in and out in and out.
Yeah, no, very keen with the whole life if you.
Don't know it's so in. Yeah, it's so in and I'm so
fucking sick of people saying if you like this trap then you're
straight. Fuck, what does that even mean?
Who says that? And it's who says that?
Do people say that? OK, it's not fucking hate that.
It's always connected in my darling.
Straight to call a girl handsome, and I don't think so.
I think a girl can be handsome. What are Why are people so
stupid and ugly? Oh, you must be straight then
it's like, oh, it looks like a Dick.
Yes, because that is the. That is the shape of the.
Who's it connected to? Who's it connected to?
Yeah. And it's just like, it's.
That's dumb. I've got tits swinging in my
face. Yeah, someone is strapping me.
That's not that's not straight. Yeah, yeah.
The name, name the straighteners in there.
No, that's name. That's so dumb.
It's so dumb. Where the fuck?
If anyone or if anyone says anything bad about that, they
can come to me. Should we ask all the lesbians
the one night tonight and just like, fucking stuff?
Yeah, yeah, that's not a fight. OK, thoughts on this?
Let's get the police involved. OK, story time to when we had a
strap fight at the event and the police got involved.
There's no such thing as bad PR. Yeah, exactly.
I you know that girl and she's like get ready with me for SIDS.
Really. Greece.
You know the chick and she's got the the makeup girl.
Jesus. Yeah, yeah.
With that Kim Kaddis great thing.
Yeah. I think we I know I do because
she because I just went to Greece and she has this video
where she's like get ready with me for said to really grease and
I've been saying it, but I fucking need to do that.
Yeah, I've had that just really quickly guys.
All right, while I've been here, these would be my 3 vocals.
Go on. OK, so I've had get ready with
me for said to really grease and nothing beats a Jet 2 holiday.
And the last one is, it's really old, but it's this video of this
lady and she's like. Who the hell doesn't love
macaroni? And it's from like 3 years ago
but it's like lady on TikTok and she was like 60.
So now this is your your 3. Those are the three top three of
your holiday. That's like the three recurring
thoughts I've had on a loop for like I.
Love. This it's.
It's just that's how it happens. I love this.
Nothing beats a Jet 2 holiday. I'm fucking you do.
It so. Well, fucking hell.
You've got so much of like a vocal depth.
When you do it, it's always nothing beats a Jet 2 holiday.
Joe, I'm going to it's like a show reel and descended up to
some advertising companies you had to do.
Your voice over here. Is my voice real?
It's that one. Yeah.
It's. Really good.
Could you do like a Tesco's checkout?
Like what do they usually say? Item in bagging area, Yeah.
Is it like that? Yeah, it's like that unexpected
item in bagging that. Was unexpected item in bagging
area. And then in Primark they go till
#3 please. That was till #3 that was shit.
I really been. To.
That's pretty good. Please, I'm going to Benson
Boone. Yeah, you are going to Benson
Boone. Then you should do the flip as
well. I actually should, yeah,
actually should I? I should I should I do some
flip? Molly, yeah.
I love the fact that I've only just tried to get to know you
within, like the space of an hour.
Yeah, but I really. Feel like, yeah, it was like,
no, that was really good. Yeah.
You know more than a lot of people babes like.
Well, where can people find you? Tell the lesbians where they can
go. What to click on?
OK you can find me on TikTok at Benson Boone at Moldogger
MOLDOGA, on Instagram at M fuck at MOLDOGAI don't know my.
Name on Spotify. I'm sorry what the fuck I'm on
Spotify. I also have a new song coming
out very soon. It's about milfs lol.
I can't wait for this. I've already heard the snippet
and I'm just fucking gas. He I showed Freya a little
snippet and it's I love it. It's funny, but yeah, I need.
To be the MILF somehow when you do you need to try and create.
Well, what? You will be the MILF of the
song. 100 I know that I'm only a few years older than you, but
like, people know your mother, so it's it works, but I also
want to hold like a baby and just like The Hobbit across the
room. Yeah, just throw a baby, yeah.
It's like, it's like you come along.
Yeah. And you're like, oh, I love
Milfs and you come on over and I've got the baby and I'm like
ashing onto its like head. Yeah, put my cigarette.
Yeah. And then you were just like, I
want to be your baby. And then I take the baby.
Yeah, I. Drop kick it OK because it's
like showing my dedication to like why to MILF?
Hood yeah. To MILF, Yeah.
And to your like, to your role as a MILF.
And also listen to the is is it It's so Silly podcast.
Kind of silly, yeah. So we have a podcast.
Yeah, if you if you think, if you thought this was silly, you
can see be silly over there, babes.
I love you guys as well. It's you and your friend.
Yeah, it's called Kind of Silly Podcast.
Go and check that out too. I'll obviously put everything in
the show notes for everyone to check out, but that's Queen and
thank you so much for coming on as well.
Freya and I are going now get jacked.
Bye.