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Hello girls and gays, welcome to
episode 8 of the lesbian supper 

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club. 
Girls, gays actually, and 

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heterosexual married women who 
hate their husbands. 

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Welcome to the lesbian supper 
club. 

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You're you're our favourite 
audience member, the. 

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Heterosexual middle-aged women 
who hate their husbands are by 

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far my favourite. 
They're by far the most wild, 

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actually, yeah. 
Jesus Christ. 

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Friday night we went to Coyote 
Bar in Camden. 

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Fuck me, Jesus. 
In all the wrong ways. 

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Yeah. 
That was not a fucking 

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experience, wasn't it? 
Do you know what it has the 

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potential to be? 
So fucking? 

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Good if it was a gay bar. 
If it was a gay bar or if they 

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just had like a it just needs to
be a better calibre of people. 

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I don't necessarily think that 
it needs to be entirely gay, but

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I do think that I think a lot of
men do you. 

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Know what they do need to not 
let in big groups of men. 

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That's the problem. 
Like no more than three guys in 

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a group. 
I think if there's more than two

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men, just fuck off, yeah. 
So basically anyway, the 

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context, Freya Cafes, libraries,
swimming pools, anywhere. 

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Especially swimming pools. 
Yeah. 

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So to add a bit of context, 
Freya had been going on about 

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wanting to go to this karate 
ugly bar for months. 

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Can I also just say that I was 
like obsessed with the film 

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Karate Ugly? 
Who was it? 

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It's always been my dream to go 
to a Karate Ugly. 

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Who was not obsessed with 
karate? 

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Ugly and Fred been going on 
about it for months and the time

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had never been right until last 
week. 

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So we head there. 
About 9:30 it's in. 

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Like a really weird area as. 
Well, that's in the Camden lock 

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basically. 
So anyone who knows Camden that 

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you know where all the markets 
are, it's it's in there and we 

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walk in and it wasn't dead, but 
it wasn't busy, but it was fine 

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and straight away like. 
I was howling straight away like

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I loved it straight away it. 
Was great, Yeah. 

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The crack was great. 
They were girls dancing, were 

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brilliant. 
And the vibe was definitely just

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about there. 
Like, I think they could execute

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this whole bar better, but it 
could also have been a lot 

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worse, right? 
Yeah. 

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So we're having a really good 
time. 

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We're with our friends, we're 
having fun, we're in and out, 

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having a dance outside, you 
know, singing, dancing to the 

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music. 
Everything's going well until 

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actually, you know, let me wind 
this back a little bit. 

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Because when we first walked in,
it was very obvious the type of 

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guy that goes there, which is 
the type of guy that would say 

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something along the lines of 
what was she wearing if they 

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heard about sexual assault, 
right? 

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You can just look around this 
bar and it's all the same type 

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of like middle-aged or like very
average looking guys who clearly

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struggle in their day-to-day to 
speak to women. 

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So go to bars like this to where
women are empowering themselves 

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by dancing and being fucking 
free. 

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But in their minds, you know, 
they're like, well, if you're 

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here dancing, you clearly want 
me. 

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And also just. 
See it on their face, You. 

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Know me, right? 
Exactly. 

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So that kind of then translated 
through to not only the girls 

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that were there performing the 
girls that any female that was 

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just in the bar, there was this 
all like air of like, oh, you're

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here because you want. 
It it GED them up, didn't they 

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really? 
They got themselves all excited 

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because they saw these women 
dancing on a bar and they. 

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Clearly don't see women in 
shorts. 

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Very often. 
To be fair, you didn't look like

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you've seen a woman in shorts. 
In your Yeah, but I was smiling 

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like a Cheshire cat. 
No, I know. 

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At the back of the room, I 
wasn't fucking hurting anyone. 

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These guys at the bath trying to
fucking touch these girls legs, 

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asking girls if they can touch 
their hair, like being fucking 

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weird. 
So there was an air of like 

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pervert just fucking lingering 
in the worst in the worst way, 

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which we kind of expected. 
But then obviously what had 

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happened as the night had gone 
on is that these guys got more 

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drunk. 
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inhibitions started to come out 
more and more more. 

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Of them came as well like more. 
Men, Yeah, more men showed up. 

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So there was a point in the 
night where me and Freya were 

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just in the bar innocently and 
started kissing and straight 

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away this guy fucking approaches
us. 

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And do you know what fucks me 
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They pull us apart. 
They have the actual audacity 

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when we're like hugging or 
kissing to come and grab each 

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one of us on the shoulder and 
pull us apart like it's their 

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divine right and be like 
basically try and thank us. 

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For giving them I feel like 
there should be fucking weird. 

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I think there should be a law 
that lets you punch men around 

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the face if they do that, yeah, 
like you should get off Scott 

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free because like I do a lot 
more than catch in the face. 

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I like to play with those like 
rings that has like something 

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sharp on them that we showed 
them in the crotch. 

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But I feel like this is a 
problem right with with a lot of

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women is that people talk more 
about how people get in trouble 

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for self defence. 
IE if they're carrying around 

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pepper spray in the UK, it's 
actually like illegal I'm pretty

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sure to do that, which is 
ridiculous, right? 

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So so they, they speak more 
about how you know you get in 

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trouble if you defend yourself, 
but what about if you, what 

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about the fucking people who 
attack you? 

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Why don't they ever just say, 
guys, can you fucking stop 

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harassing women 24/7? 
But yeah, they do. 

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They do, definitely. 
I don't know how they're going 

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to really sort that out with 
that bar because it is really 

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tricky when it's just go back 
shit. 

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No, I knew they would. 
Go back unless there unless 

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because there was like what five
of us? 

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So as this guy started to pull 
us apart, our big daddy friend 

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shout out to Leanna who was 
straight in there Big daddy king

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in his face like get the fuck 
away. 

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Who do you think you are? 
Which then jeed me up. 

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I'm like, yeah, I've got my 
daddy Leanne in it. 

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Scarlett Will. 
Literally spot Leanna in an 

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argument and she will storm over
to Leanna so fucking grievously 

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shoved a rocket up her ass just 
to make sure that she's barking 

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there to her. 
Yes, there's nothing Chihuahua 

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about me until Leanna's. 
There, but I will say it's not. 

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There I am the Malanoy. 
If Leanna's there. 

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Leanna, I will admit, is the 
Malanoy and I'm then the 

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Chihuahua. 
Not my you are. 

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I'm not going to answer that. 
Actually, do you not see me with

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that bouncer? 
You were quite good with the 

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bouncer, but he would have 
fucking wiped the. 

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Floor with you? 
Oh, I would have. 

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Wiped off any of us cut fish. 
So yeah, then. 

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But I our friendly and I pulled 
him apart. 

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He then kept laughing in our 
face because they're just so 

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entitled. 
They don't even think like when 

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we're getting angry. 
They don't even think it's 

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problematic. 
And then in all fairness, we did

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call over security and security 
did sort it well. 

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I I mean, well, when I went 
upstairs to the toilet, this guy

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was like, hello. 
And I was like, hi. 

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And he was like, you're having 
fun, fun with your friends 

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downstairs. 
I just looked to him and I said,

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what the fuck is it to you by? 
Like I was like, what the fuck? 

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He was literally waiting at the 
top of the stairs by the toilets

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just to be able to say that. 
Like how fucking pathetic. 

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Yeah, I wouldn't go back. 
I would not go back. 

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And it didn't feel safe. 
It did not feel. 

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Safe, like no. 
And it was very predatory. 

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So I wouldn't, I, I genuinely 
wouldn't recommend it. 

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And you know, again, just 
quickly on that, like a lot of 

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you guys have been in the DM 
saying like, where do you go in 

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London? 
Where do you go in London? 

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For obvious reasons, we're not 
going to say specifically where 

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we go, but like I'm not going to
recommend anywhere because I 

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don't feel Soho is safe anymore.
We've had really bad. 

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I'd actually recommend none of 
you go to Soho when you come to 

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London. 
That is my mom recommendation. 

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Go elsewhere. 
Go to I. 

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Don't think there's a good gay 
scene in London? 

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No, no there's not. 
East isn't bad, I've heard. 

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I can't speak from experience. 
We don't go out. 

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Yeah, but that's what I mean is 
that in East, I feel like you 

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probably get a more positive 
lesbian experience for sure. 

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And also like. 
A lot of our friends do actually

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say they have a really good time
in Dalston's Superstore, we've 

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just never been, so I would 
probably recommend that. 

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Dalton's first. 
I wouldn't recommend Soho. 

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I now wouldn't recommend this 
bar in Camden. 

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I wouldn't recommend Mayfair 
either, no. 

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Because we go out in West London
a lot, but we don't go to 

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exclusively. 
We don't go to really any 

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exclusively gay places. 
I mean it turns sadly, we have 

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one of our friends who are all 
gay. 

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We make it a gay place because 
so many of us turn up, but it's 

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not exclusively a gay place. 
And the sad thing is we always 

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have better, more liberal 
response in West and where we go

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in West than we do in Soho or 
anywhere that you would think 

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would be basically a gay scene. 
I think as well because like 

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these misogynistic pricks or 
homophobes will go to the areas 

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where they know gay people are 
going to be. 

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Yep, because they are well. 
Because they're so fucking 

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deluded they still can't believe
that lesbianism actually exists 

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and that we 100% don't want a 
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Anywhere they were doing it a. 
1000 feet of us. 

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They think that we're literally 
performing it's. 

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Fucking weird. 
Can I also just say as well, 

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straight women, if you're 
listening to this, if you make 

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out with your girlfriends for 
male attention. 

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We have said this before, but 
it's another public Yeah, it's 

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another stop performing for men,
please, because you're fucking 

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ruining our lives. 
Yeah, you're ruining it for us. 

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Moving on, we got some tattoos 
at the weekend which was a lot 

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of fun. 
If you follow us on the Lesbian 

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Supper Club pod you would have 
seen that. 

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And to all of you that responded
to our story of me saying what 

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do you think Freya is getting 
with China? 

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You're pathetic, immature. 
You need to grow up. 

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But I also love you because I 
would have exactly. 

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Replied the same thing. 
That is exactly where my mom was

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going. 
If you guys haven't already seen

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it's Moral Antics Tattoo, it's 
by our friend Annabelle who is 

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an insane artist and an amazing,
incredible artist and we just 

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had the best time. 
When you have a really good 

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experience when you're getting a
tattoo, I feel like because it's

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almost like energetically it 
needs to be a good space because

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you're literally getting 
something on your skin for the 

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rest of your life. 
Like you need someone who's got 

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a very. 
Good. 

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Well, her energy must be good 
because I've never really been 

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like that. 
Like bought into getting a 

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tattoo. 
Guys, I walk out with a fucking 

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trance stamp that says 
unforgettable above my ass. 

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Fucking iconic. 
So if she's not bringing some 

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kind of great voodoo energy, 
yeah, I don't know what sparked 

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me to do that. 
I love, I love it. 

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I'm actually still really happy 
about it. 

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I'm thinking I don't know what 
was wrong with me. 

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I'm thinking that tramp stamp in
the summer, thong on low rise, 

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trousers hot. 
I'm going to get a bespoke made 

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lesbian supper club thong bikini
please, and just yeah, get a 

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little tan on that fucking 
tattoo and just go to town on 

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the beach with the camera 
rising. 

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I'd love that it does, it does 
look really really hot. 

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But I think everything also 
always looks so much better with

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the tan so I can't wait for 
that. 

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Agreed. 
I got AI, got a car on my arm. 

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Freya Dunn and Emma Chamberlain.
It wasn't actually purposeful, 

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but she does have her tattoo. 
Fred, don't say. 

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I've always loved it. 
I pretend like you don't 

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literally idolise the ground. 
This girl, you're going to fuck 

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me off. 
I actually have gone. 

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And no, I'm not going to say it 
on here, but I really love her. 

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It's not a bad thing for you to 
say. 

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Yeah. 
No, no, it was based off of her.

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Yes, her tattoos are sick. 
I love her tattoos, but it 

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wasn't purely because of that. 
But it was part of she 

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definitely part inspired. 
I feel like she just own that. 

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You're obsessed with Emma 
Chamberlain. 

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It's not a bad thing though. 
Right now, that's a bad thing. 

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Just say that you love Emma 
Chamberlain. 

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Why are you so against this 
love? 

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Emma Chamberlain. 
I do OK. 

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I'm not saying that I don't. 
So was the tattoo part inspired 

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by Emma Chamberlain? 
Why are you being so? 

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Fucking weird about this. 
You're making me feel weird. 

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Oh Jesus, the chair's going and 
look OK, she loves her like I do

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love her, but I also don't want 
to be like bitch, just like I 

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like me saying she had one. 
It's a bit like I like. 

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Me getting a dragon, a dragon 
dragon, like me getting a dragon

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on me and you saying, oh, is it 
because you're obsessed with 

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Angelina Jolie? 
And I'd be like, fuck yes, it 

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is. 
Like I would literally get. 

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Every totally get it, I totally 
get it, but also no like that is

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I really like her car tattoo. 
I actually really like her car 

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tattoo. 
So do you like Emma Chamberlain?

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God you are annoying me so much.
Don't say the song. 

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I know what you're going to say.
I know the song. 

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Reason I got it was because I 
told Annabelle that I used to go

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camping with my family and she 
took the car from the camping 

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story. 
Freya, you have an American 

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fucking Cadillac on your arm. 
Cadillac. 

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What is it then? 
I don't fucking. 

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OK, OK, It's an American fucking
car. 

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You don't have your parents 
fucking old Volvo, Volvo, 

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whatever. 
How I have your mother and dad. 

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You don't. 
You have a fucking nineteen 2002

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Mondeo on your arm. 
You've got an American car the 

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same as what Emma Chamberlain 
has. 

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You're a big fat Emma 
Chamberlain little pussy ass 

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fan. 
Fucking own it. 

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That was so good, now you're 
just trying to devalue my genada

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tattoo. 
I'm not every right you to 

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neither tattoo. 
Everyone then shut the fuck up 

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bitch. 
OK fine, I will shut the fuck up

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thank. 
You very much. 

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I love your tattoo. 
I can't wait to spank your ass. 

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Just look at it and thank yeah, 
I spank. 

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My ass for a long time after the
last five minutes of your 

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fucking behaviour. 
Nice. 

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Tell you what isn't 
unforgettable? 

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It's when you had the shits the 
other weeks. 

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It was actually more vomiting I 
had. 

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You did? 
I had the shits for like like 6 

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days. 
OK, well I tell you what is 

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unforgettable. 
You farting on me every night 

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until the point where it rumbles
my whole fucking skin. 

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I love Mark. 
You're a lucky bit. 

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OK? 
Don't start with this. 

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Do not fucking start with this 
because I will go to town so 

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fucking hard you'll run out here
crying. 

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OK, moving on. 
Oh fuck me, do you know what? 

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There's so much I could say, 
but. 

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She's on that note talking about
us and all of our bickering 

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today. 
We've set this up, and 

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fantastically well, and I didn't
even think that we would be 

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bickering today over Freya's 
obsession with Emma Chamberlain,

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but here we are. 
Asshole. 

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Yeah, Emma, please come on the 
podcast. 

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Oh, so now you love her, we can 
bump her, appealing to her to 

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come onto the Lesbian Supper 
club. 

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Podcast we can we can play 
bumper cars with our arms. 

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I'm sure you'd love that. 
I would love that. 

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Today we're going to be also 
talking about top three red 

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flags in women. 
Oh God, yeah. 

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I don't feel like, I feel like 
be top three. 

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I was gonna say got like top 
ten. 

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I think 3 isn't enough. 3 is not
enough. 

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Three or three, 3 is not enough.
No, I think we can both 

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collectively agree. 
Number one would definitely be 

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demonstrating. 
Clear signs of jealousy very 

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early from day one. 
Yeah. 

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I mean, like, possessive at the 
bar. 

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Yeah. 
Like, why did you smile at the 

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bartender? 
Do you know what I mean? 

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That kind of vibe. 
But it's not so much that they 

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have to talk about it. 
It's more like body language. 

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You start giving attention to 
somebody else and and then they 

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they turn around and they're 
like feel uncomfortable or 

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something or start to like make 
little like jokes about like 

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being your girlfriend or 
something like that. 

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That is crazy. 
Like straight off. 

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One of my exes demonstrated one 
of these and it very, very early

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on and it was a red flag that I 
should have taken, which was 

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basically, I had a friend in 
Canada who I'd been friends with

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by this point for 2 1/2 years. 
Like, you know, pretty sure this

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person had a boyfriend. 
This girl had a boyfriend. 

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And I was on like a second or 
third date with the girl that I 

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was with. 
And she had stayed over and I'd 

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got up in the morning to go for 
a shower and came back into the 

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room with my little towel on, my
little towel wrapped around my 

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head. 
And I just had a fucking boot 

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lobbed at me and I was like, 
what the fuck is going on here? 

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And she was absolutely fucking 
tamping, right? 

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And I couldn't work out why for 
ages because she was having like

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a like a really theatrical 
moment about this. 

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And I was. 
Like wow, how long had you been 

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seeing her for? 
Oh, less than two weeks. 

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Oh. 
It was, and you stayed with her.

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Oh yeah, I'm an idiot. 
That's on you. 

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It was early and I was like what
what is going on? 

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I actually thought she had 
lobbed a boot in frustration of 

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something else or it got some 
bad news and I just happened to 

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walk in at the. 
Worst time be in the line of. 

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Fire. 
No, no, no, no. 

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She was lobbing it at me and it 
was because the entitled person 

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that she is when I was in the 
shower had gone on to my phone, 

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gone on to the messages with 
this. 

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The Canadian girl, which by the 
way, can I say we're all 

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platonic, decided that I was 
cheating on her even though we 

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weren't officially together, but
I was allegedly cheating on her.

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Decided to go absolutely mental.
And you say to me, oh, you're an

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idiot for staying. 
I did actually, in that moment, 

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turn around and go you. 
Know what? 

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Just leave like this is really 
not. 

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I'm not here for this, but the 
red flag done the classic thing 

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of being like, I've never acted 
like that before, I'm sorry. 

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I don't know where you come. 
From blah blah blah blah blah 

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and I fell for it. 
Never believe anyone by the way 

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when they say I've never acted 
like this before. 

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Yes. 
Because that that shit does not 

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come from nowhere, no. 
And that that did then translate

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throughout the whole the whole 
relationship, that line of that 

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severe green eyed monster 
jealousy. 

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Yeah. 
So yeah, that's. 

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Definitely. 
Possessiveness of like, 

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jealousy. 
Yeah, red flag number two. 

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First date, talking a lot about 
their ex and especially saying 

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how crazy their ex is. 
Yes. 

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Yeah, it is. 
It's important. 

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It's a really important topic. 
Do you think that it's good to 

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like talk about ex's past 
relationships because it's kind 

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of a bit of like an ICE broker 
in a weird way? 

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Because it's like, well, how 
long have you been single for? 

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Blah blah blah. 
And you naturally fall into it. 

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However, if they are. 
Obsessively. 

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Talking about their ex 
throughout the day. 

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Red flag. 
Yeah, And especially if they're 

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like, she was on crazy fucking 
bitch, blah blah. 

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Because like, as you go on in 
the relationship, you can be 

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like, God, yeah, she was fucking
mental, but like you. 

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Could talk about it 
specifically, but yeah, if 

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you're outwardly saying it from 
like the instant moment being 

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like she's this, she's that, 
she's this, you're 

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overcompensating. 
You've got something to hide. 

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And and then on that as well on 
the other side, as if they 

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absolutely refuse to talk about 
their act, that's also that's 

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also a red flag within that red 
flag. 

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You know what's another red flag
is when they will, they'll say 

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no, no, I'm trying to be good, 
I'm trying to be good. 

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That's red flag. 
Yeah, yes. 

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Like you're on a date with them 
and they're like, no, no, like 

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I'm trying to be good. 
I'm trying to stay under the 

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radar. 
I'm trying to be good. 

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Yeah. 
You're like, OK, you're trying 

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to come across as no, but also 
you're trying to come out across

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as a bit of a fat boy, a bit of 
a I'm a changed woman now 

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because I don't fuck around as 
much or whatever. 

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So just don't ick. 
It really is. 

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I hate it. 
What is with it? 

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00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:45,840
There's a certain calibre of 
lesbians and if you don't, 

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00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:49,360
follow So Colustian on TikTok. 
My God. 

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00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:52,080
You need to because she depicts 
and portrays these type of 

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00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:56,480
lesbians so fucking well. 
But there is a certain calibre 

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of fuck boy lesbian that is. 
I'm sorry I'm just going to call

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00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:02,960
you out. 
There is just such a level of 

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00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:07,720
not only cringe, but why would 
you actively want to be bringing

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00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:11,480
toxic masculinity over to the 
lesbian community? 

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00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:15,840
Yeah, so they love acting like a
fuck boy and like yeah, like I 

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00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:18,000
could get any girl I want and 
they like love me like. 

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Or like they laugh at everything
that you do. 

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Like they snicker at you. 
Say for instance like you make a

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00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:23,720
mistake or something and they're
like. 

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00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:29,040
I'm like, wow, yeah, yeah. 
What are you doing? 

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00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:31,000
Wow. 
And also when they, I get it 

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with sometimes fat boys that I 
meet, they jump straight onto 

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the you're intimidating or 
you're a bitch. 

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And it's like, no, no, I'm not. 
I'm just not pandering to yours.

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There's a difference, right, 
between saying you're 

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intimidating. 
What that translates to is I'm 

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intimidated. 
Yeah, not you're intimidating. 

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00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:49,200
No, no, no. 
And it's always the same type of

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person that says that to me as 
well. 

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Because like we've mentioned 
this before, we go out and we 

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meet people and make friends so 
easily. 

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And like, I always get on with 
people generally. 

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And like, we always have such a 
good time. 

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There's always a certain calibre
of person who will say that to 

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me. 
And I know they're gonna say it 

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00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:07,320
before they even say it. 
I just like, especially when 

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00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:09,200
it's like men, if you try and 
talk to them and then they're 

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00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:11,480
like you're shouting. 
It's like I'm literally talking 

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00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:13,560
in my normal. 
No, that's when I'm debating 

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00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:15,080
with them always winning. 
Oh yes. 

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00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:17,160
And then they tell me I'm 
shouting and I'm like, I don't 

431
00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:19,560
need to shout shouting at me. 
Can you please my? 

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00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:22,680
Mummy's gonna come round in a 
minute and spang your bossy 

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00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:25,360
you're. 
Shouting at me and it hurts my 

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00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:28,720
cry. 
Please do that voice more. 

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00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:30,440
Oh. 
I'll watch the toilet cry. 

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00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:35,280
Third red flag. 
I've got one, I've got one. 

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00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:38,840
What, don't like dogs? 
That is the biggest wrestling. 

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Biggest have ever. 
That is actually the biggest 

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00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:42,040
one. 
Yeah, one of the biggest ones, 

440
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:44,000
yeah. 
Like if you don't like dogs, get

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the fuck out of my life. 
Agreed. 

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00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:48,560
If you're a dog hater and a cat 
lover, you're worse than just a 

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00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:51,520
dog hater, but yeah. 
Yeah, that's so true. 

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00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:57,560
I just honestly, because also I 
would lose all faith in 

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someone's humanity, everything, 
if they didn't like dogs. 

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00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:04,840
Because I'm like, if you don't 
like dogs, Oh my fucking God. 

447
00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:05,920
Wow. 
I know. 

448
00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:08,080
I can't even think about it 
because I would run out of that 

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room crying. 
I know. 

450
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:13,360
I'd also say if you go on a date
with somebody and it doesn't 

451
00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:15,080
matter what job they're in, they
could be a barista, they could 

452
00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:16,440
even be unemployed. 
It doesn't really matter. 

453
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:18,840
I don't want to sing about 
baristas. 

454
00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:21,200
I was a baristas. 
This is what I'm saying it if 

455
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:23,480
they don't have any ambition at 
all. 

456
00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:28,440
So if you're also if they don't 
expect the staff, so if you go 

457
00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:31,560
for a drink with someone or go 
to dinner and they're rude to 

458
00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:32,760
staff. 
Yeah. 

459
00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:35,960
That walk away. 
Massive red flag. 

460
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:37,960
Massive red. 
Flag if they don't, say thank 

461
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:40,000
you to the waitress if they 
refuse. 

462
00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:42,320
Got another one if they call 
their dad daddy. 

463
00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:44,320
So true. 
Daddy. 

464
00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:46,200
I'm just going to call go. 
Call me Daddy. 

465
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:49,000
I'm just going to call Daddy. 
Let me also say lack of 

466
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:52,480
generosity, yes. 
So it's not about so much 

467
00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:54,840
flexing like oh, I'm going to 
pay the bill or anything like 

468
00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:56,960
this. 
But if there's like a real, you 

469
00:21:56,960 --> 00:22:00,800
can really tell someone by when 
that bill comes along how 

470
00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:04,320
genuine they are about like I So
now I think rule of thumb is 

471
00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:05,960
because obviously lesbians, it's
very different, right? 

472
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:07,520
There's no man, there's no 
woman, there's no that 

473
00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:10,640
patriarchal bullshit anyway. 
But I do believe that whoever 

474
00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:12,840
invited the person on the date 
has to buy the first round of 

475
00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:14,360
drinks. 
Yes. 

476
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:16,920
And then and then I think 
offered to pay for dinner as 

477
00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:18,960
well, because if you asked, you 
should offer to pay for dinner. 

478
00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:22,680
If the other person insists on 
splitting, that's fine because 

479
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:23,840
that other person wants to do 
that. 

480
00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:25,840
And then it comes into like 
etiquette of allowing that 

481
00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:28,360
person to pay. 
But I absolutely agree if you've

482
00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:30,360
invited you. 
And you've chosen the restaurant

483
00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:31,880
because it's like, agreed. 
You could go and choose some 

484
00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:34,240
like fancy fucking restaurant. 
And then it's the other person 

485
00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:35,480
can't afford. 
Agreed. 

486
00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:37,840
Yeah. 
Talking of relationship 

487
00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:41,120
dynamics, someone submitted a 
really interesting question that

488
00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:44,000
we are now going to talk about, 
which is what do we think about 

489
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:47,840
experienced gaze and baby gaze 
dating? 

490
00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:50,280
So I'm going to hand the mic 
over to you first, Fred. 

491
00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:52,480
So as usual I have a lot to say 
about this, but I want to get 

492
00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:57,160
your opinion first. 
More seasoned gays with the with

493
00:22:57,160 --> 00:22:59,400
the baby gay can be a little bit
tricky. 

494
00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:01,920
I think it really is subject to 
your baby gay, right. 

495
00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:05,320
So if we were to look at it 
subjectively, it's like a baby 

496
00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:11,920
gay that has had zero experience
and is quite naive as a person 

497
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:15,160
and maybe emotionally younger 
immature just in that 

498
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:18,080
emotionally immature. 
You're looking for trouble 

499
00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:23,440
because you've got yourself a 
well seasoned lesbian who if 

500
00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:27,040
they're in a relationship with a
baby gay, it's going to be not 

501
00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:30,640
only a lot of like lesson 
learning, but also this baby gay

502
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:34,360
is probably going to fill full 
real hard, real fucking quick. 

503
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:38,840
Not only that, it's also going 
to most of the time they would 

504
00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:40,920
have probably been with men 
before as well. 

505
00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:46,200
They will have a lot of. 
Barriers to barriers, yeah. 

506
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:50,960
Or like, yeah, like internalised
homophobia to breakthrough. 

507
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:52,920
That internalised homophobia is 
a massive 1. 

508
00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:55,600
So say for instance, you might 
be so comfortable with walking 

509
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,840
down the street holding hand 
with your girlfriend and all of 

510
00:23:57,840 --> 00:24:00,480
a sudden you're now with a baby 
gay who will not fucking do 

511
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:02,400
that. 
That is pathetic as well by the 

512
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:03,440
way. 
Grow up. 

513
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:06,880
Yep, also a big. 
Unless you're in fucking Syria, 

514
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:08,200
but you're not. 
You're walking down London. 

515
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:11,800
You can hold hands, it's fine. 
It's a power straight and you 

516
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:14,120
know, straight relationships and
lesbian relationships if you are

517
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:17,120
with a younger person, I think 
more so with straight power more

518
00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:19,400
likely off to be they're more 
likely to be younger. 

519
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:22,000
Whereas you can have a baby gay 
that is the same age as the 

520
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,320
seasoned gay. 
Does that make sense? 

521
00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:24,760
You could both be like 25. 
Yes. 

522
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:26,120
It's not always age, it's always
about. 

523
00:24:26,120 --> 00:24:28,240
Their age, but it's like it's 
the experience they may have 

524
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:30,640
only just come out great, right?
So this is this is the 

525
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:32,600
difference. 
But and another thing I want to 

526
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:36,320
talk about, I want to say is 
like, I don't care how hard 

527
00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:37,680
you've fallen for your first 
love. 

528
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:41,160
If you're the baby gay, I don't 
care how how hot she is, I don't

529
00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:42,960
care how hard you've fallen for 
her. 

530
00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:46,200
You will wake up one day I want 
to fuck another person, 

531
00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:52,520
guaranteed, like you will if 
you're a baby gay and you've 

532
00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:55,600
realised you're gay and you've 
never had a sexual experience 

533
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:59,360
with a woman before and you meet
a woman and I know that you'll 

534
00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:01,200
be having. 
Can I just say your first ever 

535
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:03,360
sexual experience with the girl 
that you're with? 

536
00:25:03,360 --> 00:25:05,600
Yes, that's what I mean. 
This is and then you're like, 

537
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:07,680
this is amazing. 
I'd never want for anything 

538
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:09,360
more. 
This person's amazing. 

539
00:25:09,360 --> 00:25:13,320
I'm in love with them. 
I can almost guarantee you would

540
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:15,200
wake up 1 morning and start 
talking. 

541
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:19,640
Can I just say though, this is 
not subject to Chrishell and? 

542
00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:22,040
G Flip. 
Because let me just say, but we.

543
00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:23,960
Don't know if I. 
Fucking love you. 

544
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:27,400
Chrishell, the way that you have
handled this whole situation, 

545
00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:29,920
you're a fucking icon. 
She's a fucking legend. 

546
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:32,560
Have you seen an actual legend? 
If you guys haven't seen the new

547
00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:37,560
release of the promo which our 
PR manager lives sent over to me

548
00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:39,080
the other day, she knew I'd 
fucking love it. 

549
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:43,840
She said peace sign, peace sign.
I watched it and I loved it 

550
00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:45,800
because she basically was like, 
people think that I'm having a 

551
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:48,320
mental breakdown. 
No, I'm having an awakening. 

552
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:51,120
And like for me, I'm like, 
bitch, you've handled this so 

553
00:25:51,120 --> 00:25:52,960
incredibly well. 
I wonder if she listened to 

554
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:55,440
episode 1 where we said gay 
awakenings and she took that. 

555
00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:57,320
Oh yeah, because it's never been
said before. 

556
00:25:57,480 --> 00:25:59,560
No, it hasn't. 
We definitely formed the basis 

557
00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:00,600
of that. 
Oh, yeah, I'm sure we don't 

558
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:02,040
100%. 
Yeah, it's actually in the 

559
00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:03,040
dictionary now because of 
Michelle. 

560
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:04,720
Please listen to it. 
But yeah, no G flip. 

561
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:07,320
G flip is insane as well. 
And you know that G flip is 

562
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:10,000
potentially the best person for 
all know. 

563
00:26:10,120 --> 00:26:13,560
G flip, you know, all around 
lovely fucking person. 

564
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:16,760
Yeah, I just know that G flip. 
G flip is a fucking Angel. 

565
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:21,440
Yeah, G flip is super talented. 
An Angel can tell that person is

566
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:22,240
great. 
Like a proper. 

567
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:24,480
Good person. 
And that's exactly but Chris 

568
00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:26,360
Shell was fucked over the left, 
right and centre by men. 

569
00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:28,320
Yeah, life. 
I mean, we say that you know 

570
00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:31,160
that wouldn't like you're saying
I'm defending them that it would

571
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:34,080
definitely work between them. 
I have no, I have no qualms that

572
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:35,840
they'll get married and have 
loads of children together. 

573
00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:36,760
It's going to happen. 
I hope so. 

574
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:39,400
We also don't know that Krisha 
wasn't fruity before G flip and 

575
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:41,560
had other sexual. 
I mean, it doesn't mean. 

576
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:43,640
We can't guarantee that. 
We can't. 

577
00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:45,920
No, I hope, I kind of hope she 
has because I think it would 

578
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:48,400
make it better in the sense of 
like, you know. 

579
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:51,160
It it I think if she hasn't, I 
think the only reason would be 

580
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:53,160
because she's always had men, 
right? 

581
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:58,960
And also, you know, G flip being
non binary encounters a lot of 

582
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:01,440
masculine energy and feminine 
energy. 

583
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:05,000
And so there's multiple kind of,
you know, layers there as well, 

584
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,200
I think. 
You could have a lot of fun in 

585
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:08,400
that relationship because of the
different dynamics because I 

586
00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:11,320
also think that Chrishell has 
obviously a hell of a lot of 

587
00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:14,520
feminine energy. 
She is so woman, right? 

588
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:17,240
Just looking at her, but you can
tell that she's got a masculine 

589
00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:19,040
energy as well. 
She's very and I. 

590
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:21,920
Hate to bet Chrishell's daddy 
sometimes in the veteran. 

591
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:25,440
I fucking hope so, yeah. 
Yeah, but she's very, I don't 

592
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:28,080
want to say that daddy equals 
successful, but in the terms of 

593
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:29,880
daddy, like, she's super 
successful. 

594
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:32,760
She's a fucking boss bitch. 
She's got a lot of power behind 

595
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:34,760
her. 
I think this is proven by the 

596
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:36,920
way that she's dealt with even 
coming out to the media, because

597
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:39,280
it's not even like she was 
secretly dating G Flip for 

598
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:40,960
years. 
And then suddenly, no, straight 

599
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:42,640
away she was like, yeah, I found
this person. 

600
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:44,240
Fucking love them. 
I'm having the best time of my 

601
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:45,880
life. 
And it's still going really, 

602
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:48,600
really well. 
So, yeah, cheers to you guys. 

603
00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:50,520
And it's in America. 
Yeah. 

604
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:56,560
Oh, being a business woman in 
America as a realtor as well as 

605
00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:59,640
a real estate agent. 
A very mild dominated 

606
00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:03,040
environment and you kind of have
to reflect that energy and. 

607
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:07,040
She has broken down every wall. 
Yes, yeah, Two blackberries. 

608
00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:08,400
Yeah, yeah. 
Yes, 100 it. 

609
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:10,800
Really is 2 blackberries. 
Oh man, I miss a BlackBerry 

610
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:14,000
Little BBM pen. 
So yeah, yeah, our. 

611
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:17,840
Thoughts on season gays and baby
gays I It's obviously always 

612
00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:20,440
dependent on the situation. 
Like we say, you can have a baby

613
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:23,760
gay who is very mature, very 
experienced in life, very much 

614
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:26,360
knows what they want from life 
and knows who they want from 

615
00:28:26,360 --> 00:28:29,000
life, but that nine times out of
time where the baby gay is not 

616
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:33,600
going to be the case. 
So I would have to say I vote 

617
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:36,320
against it. 
Generally, I think if you're a 

618
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:41,360
baby gay and you're going for an
older, more experienced gay, you

619
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:44,560
will struggle to keep up and you
will feel extremely overwhelmed.

620
00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:47,880
And I think if you are a 
seasoned gay going for a baby 

621
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:51,200
gay, I think you're setting 
yourself up for a heartbreak, 

622
00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:56,160
worry and a lot of emotional 
birds as well. 

623
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:59,800
It's it's an emotional bird. 
So yeah, I personally, I, I 

624
00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:01,040
don't think it's a good idea, 
guys. 

625
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:03,600
I'm like, I'm, I don't know. 
Why are we fucking bothered 

626
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:04,680
doing this? 
Because you're gonna do, you're 

627
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:05,880
all gonna fucking do it anyway. 
You're. 

628
00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:08,760
All gonna do it anyway and also 
like they've do a bit like baby 

629
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:11,440
gay is gonna have a first 
fucking relationship somewhere 

630
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:13,440
So what you're gonna. 
Do, let me tell you, don't do 

631
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:14,840
it. 
You're all gonna do it anyway. 

632
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:16,720
You're all gonna suffer. 
Good luck to you all. 

633
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:17,720
Yeah. 
And I can't move on to the 

634
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:19,440
Horror Story. 
The Horror Story is to come from

635
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:20,760
that because. 
Lesbians never listen. 

636
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:23,120
So I can sit here and give you, 
tell you guys not to do 

637
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:25,680
something else, come home. 
And as we've mentioned before, 

638
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:26,880
you'll still think you're 
special. 

639
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:29,440
You'll still get engaged with in
two weeks, you'll still go 

640
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:33,320
fucking, you know, 5000 miles 
between you all. 

641
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:36,640
Don't get a tattoo. 
On the side of your body. 

642
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:38,800
After you've been with somebody 
that you've been with for eight 

643
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:40,480
months. 
All right, guys, this Horror 

644
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:43,600
Story. 
I love this. 

645
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:45,240
She actually even put sit back 
for this. 

646
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:50,440
Are you ready? 
Who so a woman emailed this a 

647
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:52,400
couple of days ago and I'm 
looking forward to reading out 

648
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:57,280
to you guys so many years back. 
I'm out with a friend and she's 

649
00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:59,800
getting with this girl she's 
been chatting to for a while. 

650
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:02,960
She's got a friend there now, as
you imagine the whole I've got a

651
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:06,000
friend and she's got a friend, 
so why don't you hook up? 

652
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:08,080
I'm guessing this girl is 
Northern. 

653
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:12,920
She said use use hook up Sitch 
happened to be honest wasn't 

654
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:14,720
feeling it or the girl, but I 
got bored. 

655
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:18,480
So why not a girl's got needs? 
That's giving you. 

656
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:23,280
That's giving me set the scene. 
Grim student halls. 

657
00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:27,200
We have all been there. 
Oh Jesus Christ, I'm so glad 

658
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:28,160
those things are over. 
I know. 

659
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:30,600
This is Manchester Uni, Yeah, 
I'm asking now I. 

660
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:32,920
Know Manchester uni? 
Can you confirm if this is 

661
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:35,760
Manchester uni please? 
And whilst my friend and her gal

662
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:39,200
are doing what they're doing 
whatever, me and her friend are 

663
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:42,480
just sat chatting and because 
food is everything I'm obviously

664
00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:44,880
that sat there like so I'm 
ravenous here girl. 

665
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:47,720
This is also giving you so me 
I'm like where's the food? 

666
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:49,520
You where's the food? 
I'm sat in your shoes. 

667
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:52,280
We were out for drinks the other
day and we had to take like mid 

668
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:57,200
drinks in the in the evening. 
Take Freya into home slice, yes,

669
00:30:57,400 --> 00:31:00,160
so she could sit there and eat a
pizza to continue the night 

670
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:03,080
because she was so. 
Yeah, but I fucking also, I 

671
00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:04,400
loved it and I hadn't eaten for 
hours. 

672
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:07,720
I know baby, I'm just saying 
she's my dinner energy. 

673
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:09,360
She is giving me energy, to be 
fair, she said. 

674
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:11,760
I'm Scouse, so imagine that. 
Oh, we need someone to do a 

675
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:13,160
Scouse. 
OK, so it could be Liverpool? 

676
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:15,280
University. 
It's obviously a Liverpool uni. 

677
00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:17,680
Yeah, but she could have gone to
Francesca being in Liverpool. 

678
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:20,120
And she walks me to her section 
of the cupboard. 

679
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:24,680
This I'll come back to. 
Let's just say it was a no from 

680
00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:26,920
me from this again furthers my 
boredom. 

681
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:29,800
So I'm now about to go down on 
her to past. 

682
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:34,280
To past. 
Time past the time when fuck my 

683
00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:37,560
life I take her knickers off 
with what I can only describe as

684
00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:41,880
every beef flavoured, crisp or 
food item has twatted me in the 

685
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:43,120
face. 
Swatted. 

686
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:49,800
She said why didn't I see this 
coming when her section of the 

687
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:53,240
shag cupboard was brown. 
Everything beef flavoured, every

688
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:57,360
single thing. 
Crisps, pot noodle also fucking 

689
00:31:57,360 --> 00:32:00,360
cubes a lot. 
I felt I had a face planted beef

690
00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:02,280
flavouring. 
I can't even tell you how strong

691
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:03,280
it was. 
Absolutely no. 

692
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:04,640
Bye TRA. 
See ya. 

693
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:06,400
You're welcome. 
Never spoke to her again. 

694
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:10,520
I'm assuming that must have been
salty as well because you know 

695
00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:13,640
they're like fake seasoned beef.
Things it doesn't even smell 

696
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:15,200
like. 
Very salty. 

697
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:19,000
It's like beef, beef flavour. 
It's like a sour salt. 

698
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:23,160
Do you know what I mean? 
I mean, she was bringing a whole

699
00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:24,400
new meaning to beef curtains. 
We'd. 

700
00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:31,120
We'd hate it. 
Beef Curtain. 

701
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:34,120
That's even worse than as Barry 
hate it because we don't like 

702
00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:36,240
meat. 
No imagine. 

703
00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:39,880
Imagine but even the fact that 
she didn't even fancy it because

704
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:41,200
she was like, I'm just doing 
this to pastime. 

705
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:43,160
I'm doing it to pastime. 
So it's not even like she had 

706
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:46,040
like an amazing vagina that was 
like, yeah, it was just a beefy 

707
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:49,440
cunt. 
I'm just trying to. 

708
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:51,960
I'm so sorry though. 
Does she have an obsession with 

709
00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:53,440
beef? 
Beef flavoured things then, 

710
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:55,240
obviously. 
She must have a real craving for

711
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:58,120
beef all the time. 
What kind of deficiency do you 

712
00:32:58,120 --> 00:33:01,160
need to have to have a? 
It's giving iron, I reckon it's.

713
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:03,520
Giving iron. 
It's giving an iron deficiency. 

714
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:06,000
It's giving. 
Or like magnesium, Do you know 

715
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,400
what? 
That's definitely a metal 

716
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:09,480
deficiency. 
That's giving like parental 

717
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:12,520
abuse. 
That is why. 

718
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:15,360
Is it giving parental? 
It's giving PTSD, it's giving 

719
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:18,880
you've got to be mentally ill to
only be flavoured things you do.

720
00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:21,640
I do not think, no, I don't 
know. 

721
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:25,520
If I what mentally. 
Stable person would select. 

722
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:28,360
I just think it's a niche thing 
because like, loads of people 

723
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:30,640
are obsessed with cheese, right?
Yeah. 

724
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:32,640
So like. 
What's it cheese? 

725
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:33,520
Crackers. 
Cheese. 

726
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:35,560
Cheese. 
Flavours, cheese, crackers, 

727
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:36,880
just. 
To be fair, maybe that's a load.

728
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:38,280
Of cheese. 
Maybe that isn't it. 

729
00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:39,360
Do I? 
Do I taste like cheese? 

730
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:42,000
You don't, just a bag of what's 
it? 

731
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:45,320
As soon as you go, you do not 
taste like what's it? 

732
00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:48,680
Fuck's sake, you don't. 
Don't out yourself. 

733
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,760
Look, I do love these horror 
stories of outing other people, 

734
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:54,680
not ourselves. 
I I think it's hilarious. 

735
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:56,800
Did you do? 
You have a message or said I 

736
00:33:56,880 --> 00:34:00,160
like by the way, like I know you
love beef because I saw your 

737
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:02,720
cupboard, but you need to sort 
that out like you need to start 

738
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:04,320
your diet. 
Your pussy smells like beef as 

739
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:06,400
well and. 
She's there with like beef 

740
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:09,679
squash, but to be fair. 
This girl could go on and find a

741
00:34:09,679 --> 00:34:12,920
partner who also loves beef 
things and they could live in 

742
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:15,080
beef heaven for the rest of that
fucking life it. 

743
00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:17,679
Could have also just been that 
day, you know? 

744
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:21,760
No, no I don't. 
She may have like washed down an

745
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:25,280
octo cube and then. 
Had a long day and the purse is 

746
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:28,159
not 100% fresh. 
Where's the beef? 

747
00:34:29,639 --> 00:34:31,960
Marcello has just showed us a 
T-shirt that says where's 

748
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:33,600
where's the beef? 
That is a brilliant. 

749
00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:35,120
Fucking love. 
That is a brilliant 1. 

750
00:34:35,199 --> 00:34:36,360
So do I. 
Where's the beef? 

751
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:39,440
Where's the beef? 
Where's the beast and where's 

752
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:42,360
the beef? 
Oh man. 

753
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:44,719
Yeah, she could. 
Find someone steak sandwich. 

754
00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:48,880
Loves a good bit of beef and 
gets sheer enjoyment from Look 

755
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:50,480
Look. 
Everyone's got a cakey day, 

756
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:52,960
everyone's got a cake. 
Yeah, there is someone for 

757
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:56,400
everyone. 
That is someone for everyone. 

758
00:34:57,640 --> 00:34:58,600
That's. 
Depressing. 

759
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:00,480
That is depressing. 
Somebody likes that. 

760
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:03,320
I think it's good. 
I think it's enlightening, 

761
00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:04,400
actually. 
I don't think, isn't it? 

762
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:06,000
I think it's like, oh, that's 
really sweet. 

763
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:09,240
What that your kink is a beef 
Sound like a. 

764
00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:11,760
Well, if it is, then they've met
a dream person. 

765
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:12,440
Yeah. 
Fair. 

766
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:14,800
I'm I'm not here to charge. 
If you want a beef purse, you go

767
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:15,320
for it. 
Go for. 

768
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:16,600
It girl what made me laugh was 
during COVID. 

769
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:20,720
COVID porn. 
Started COVID porn what would 

770
00:35:20,720 --> 00:35:26,880
like masks no. 
I don't, I don't think I really 

771
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:28,760
have a kink do. 
You want to know something? 

772
00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:35,080
I just love women like my kink 
are women is titties, bums, 

773
00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:41,320
titties, bums, vaginas, titties,
titties. 

774
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:42,920
The Holy Trinity? 
No, but. 

775
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:45,160
Titties. 
I was going to say those 

776
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:46,200
titties. 
Do you want to know? 

777
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:49,880
Shut up. 
Do you know that with titties, 

778
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:52,480
with kinks, apparently they're 
hereditary? 

779
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:54,920
So if you have a kink, it's come
from your parents, either one of

780
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:58,000
them. 
So that was the end of that 

781
00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:59,400
beautiful Horror Story. 
Guys. 

782
00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:01,400
Keep sending them in. 
Yes, please. 

783
00:36:02,240 --> 00:36:04,280
A lot of the horror stories 
you're sending in though are 

784
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:08,160
more kind of like relationship 
advice, relationship questions, 

785
00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:12,360
etcetera, which we've been 
disgusting, disgusting. 

786
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:17,360
We have been discussing and 
strategizing about and we don't 

787
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:20,720
think the lesbian Horror Story 
segment is right for these. 

788
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:25,480
But comment DM us and tell us 
how would you feel about us 

789
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:30,720
doing ad hoc lesbian supper club
agony aren't. 

790
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:34,360
Relationship so we could do like
an advice episode. 

791
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:37,040
Because we're thinking of doing 
it and also I mean want to know 

792
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:39,360
if you guys would like it. 
I think it's well like AQ and a 

793
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:41,920
like I feel like we get some 
questions coming in so we really

794
00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:44,400
good to like put that all in one
place and we can squash some 

795
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:48,320
shit. 
We've got so, so many plans for 

796
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:51,000
this podcast. 
Guys like, I don't want to blow 

797
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,440
our own trumpet, but they are 
fucking iconic. 

798
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:56,000
And I cannot wait to keep like 
start. 

799
00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:58,640
Yeah, all of the multiple things
that are going to happen that 

800
00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:01,560
are absolutely going to. 
Involve every buzzing our tits 

801
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:02,480
off. 
Every. 

802
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:04,040
I don't have any tits. 
There's four buzz in. 

803
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:05,840
The mind I'll buzz off everyone 
else's tits. 

804
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:10,320
Buzzing, but thank you guys for 
listening to episode. 

805
00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:12,080
Not really. 
We're talking about tits again. 

806
00:37:12,720 --> 00:37:14,040
We're back on Tits I. 
Love, we love. 

807
00:37:14,240 --> 00:37:16,120
We love you so much. 
We love you even more than tits,

808
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:17,920
and that's coming from me. 
Maybe that's not. 

809
00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:20,600
I'm not gonna advocate that. 
Well, I don't love. 

810
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:23,280
I don't love you more than tits.
But I think you'd respect, you'd

811
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:25,160
all respect me for not loving 
you more than tits. 

812
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:27,960
Because I. 
Think you'd all understand where

813
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:30,680
we're coming from, but yeah, we 
will see you guys next week. 

814
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:33,840
Bye Lesbos. 
Bye Lesbos and heterosexual 

815
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:35,360
straight women that hate their 
husbands. 

816
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:36,080
See ya.
