OK, Hello, Hello, everyone. Welcome to.
Season 2 of the Lesbian Supper Club podcast.
It's only been two weeks but it's felt like a lifetime and
I'm so happy to be back because I've realised over these last
two weeks that this podcast is my free therapy and there's no
voice that I'd rather listen to than my own when talking out
loud and getting all of the fantastic thoughts and visions
that I have out onto a microphone into the abyss.
The grouch is grouching today. The grouch is on full grouch
mode. Today, yeah.
Do you know what? I, I feel like I've really
embodied this character and I actually really.
You don't embody the character, you are the.
Character. I am the character.
Like I feel like now Grouch is following me.
Like Grouch is a version of me. I'm not a version of Grouch.
Do you know what I mean? You just are grouch.
Like I just look at you and I just, I can't.
You don't suit Scarlet, you suit Grouch.
You suit many things when I look at you.
Like what? I'm not going to go.
There when she says that this is free therapy, I think what you
mean is you can be in a safe arena while she rents the
absolute shit out of me. I don't think it's safe because
guys, I'm vaping. Don't be vaping on the bloody
podcast. That is the most annoying thing.
Philip Schofield vaped. Well, why are you using Philip
Schofield as? An excuses to why a lost Mary.
Well, yeah, but it's not like he's an icon, no.
He's not, but the Lost Mary was a featured icon.
Yeah, but it's like if you were like, oh, well, you know,
Britney had a lost Mary in an interview.
I'd be like, yeah, fair. But you can't use Philip
Schofield as like. I'm not using Philip, I'm using
the situation whereby the Lost Mary featured and it looked
iconic. It also featured recently
getting lobbed at Lana Del Rey. That's like it's very in it,
but. Also, Can you imagine how
annoying that is to hear? No ASMR.
The girls, the girlies will love it.
I know they will. Girls, tell me you love the
sound of me sucking on a vape just to prove this motherfucker
wrong. Please don't give her any more
reason, girls, please. We've had a really good couple
of weeks though. We've been in Cornwall.
We went to Pride, which was in Warsaw, which, you know, we've
spoken about on our socials. It was genuinely insane, like
one of the best weekends of my life, So poignant, so worth it.
Do you know what I mean? Well, it was just so nice to
actually see pride being what it's there to do.
Like the whole point of pride is to stand in solidarity for your
sexuality, genders, etcetera, etcetera, and be able to really
be, you know, exactly who you are and to really fight for that
freedom. Because what made it so sad is
that you just know that the next day they, they can't be holding
hands, they can't be kissing in public and they can't just live
their, their normal day-to-day life.
They're subject to a lot over there, which is just horrendous
to see, but at least it was one day where we could actually be
there with everyone to be like, we're here, we see you and we
try and bring awareness to it as much as possible as well.
I know that a few people are like, why would you go to a
homophobic country? And it's like we're going to a
homophobic country to stand in solidarity for pride.
We're not going to a homophobic country to promote the country
or promote the hotel or. Promoting A5 star where we stay
in the hotel all day and tell you it's incredible.
We're going to places where we can have an impact.
You know, that's the reason why we started this podcast.
And this is the thing, like this whole podcast is about having
open conversation and dialogue and asking questions and, you
know, talking in the comments and debating things.
But like, so many of you saw the reason why we went in the most
positive way. But like before, sometimes you
comment and ask questions on things.
Just do your research because, you know, why would we not go to
countries to celebrate pride? Like, yeah, we know it's a risk.
We know there's risks there. And we know that there was a
risk for us. And it was something that, you
know, a lot of work and like planning went into being able to
go there, that, you know, trust that we aren't stupid and we
consciously actually make decisions about how we execute
this podcast every single day. And everything we tried to do is
for the benefit of this community worldwide.
So if there were more prides to be, you know, happening in other
countries that were also homophobic and we got invited to
go and it was the right thing to do, best believe we're fucking
going. Because that's why we started
all of this, to give people a voice, give people a platform
and be out there and show solidarity as two people who you
know now are really lucky enough to have a platform and spread
awareness and yeah, on those things.
Yeah, I completely agree. Exactly.
But lesbians? I mean, we fucking love you.
And talking of pride. We are there.
It's London Pride this week. By the time this podcast goes
out, it will be London Pride tomorrow.
Yeah, I'm going to be shivering me fucking Timbers.
No, you're not. I think everyone else this is
going to be shivering their Timbers knowing that you're
going to be strutting your stuff around so.
Square guys, I've got a T-shirt that says this isn't my first
rodeo. I can't wait to this.
Ain't my first rodeo. This ain't my first rodeo.
I can't wait to wear it. I got one that says Dykes Unite
and liver's got one that says Kim Kardashian's a lesbian
sister. Yeah, which is excellent like as
well. I can, however, wait to step
foot into Soho Square. I'm not going to lie, I'm
dreading it. London Pride is different to a
lot of other prides and for the very reason that you know, we
are. I'm not saying that homophobia
and sometimes homophobic attacks don't happen in London, they do.
I've seen it far too regularly. But on the day-to-day, we are an
extremely privileged country slash city when it comes to gay
rights. And I know that there's
problems, huge problems for other areas of the community,
which deserves its own conversation.
But for us as queer people, you know, generally when you do
compare it to other countries around the world, we are very,
very blessed, which is amazing. However, the the problem in some
sense with that has been that pride now in London, I feel has
become a bit of a piss up for straight people who show up on
the day and coat themselves in flags and what fucking not to
show allyship. But would also be the same
people that would probably go around the whole office if a new
employee walked in and they were a lesbian and sort of whisper
being like, do you know that Hannah who just joined is a
lesbian if you asked? Do you know what I mean?
It's like hiss off Sharon and it's become a bit of like I'm
all for a good time, as we know, but I don't personally feel a
bit pride in London. I also think that people get.
Fucking disgustingly like outrageously drunk.
Yeah and piss on things, yeah, just do disgusting like.
The amount of times and I just like see someone there just like
being sick. Like it's like 12:00 PM.
They haven't even liked just. So British though, isn't it?
So, Well, we can't be fucking trusted.
Cannot. Be trusted.
We should not be given nice things.
Gays should just not the population generally.
Yeah. If you've been to Pride in
London and you've been into Soho Square, you know that on
Saturday the air is going to be thick.
No, the air is already thick with lesbian.
I'm already I'm already ready and raring.
Well then like I can actually feel it.
Like I feel like a tension is like palpitations talking about
something's. Even within our direct
friendship group, there's already been communications of
prepping and planning to avoid certain situations.
My response was let everyone go, and if someone needs a punch in
the throat, someone needs a punch in the throat.
Apparently that's not a very good way of dealing.
With that, I think it is, I think also gay men are really
good at organising like parties and stuff.
Lesbians struggling with, I don't know what's happened, but
there seems to be a real struggle and everyone's getting
a bit overwhelmed and nobody really knows what they're doing.
And it is literally like herding cats when it comes to pride.
It's herding. So to the point where we've
actually purchased some walkie talkies because we're going to
need to have these on hand. So what are my pride
predictions? How many?
How many crosswords do you think are going to be hard or how many
whispers do you think are going to be hard?
When someone approaches so many whispers and it's like so and
so's, hips so and so's over. I reckon we'll have about three
of those. I think more.
Do you reckon I'm going 5 to 10 easily.
Really. Oh, easily.
No, I'm saying three. I'm going to stick with three.
No, I mean no, I I just know I could.
You know what I'm laughing at? I can see Leanna marching up to
me at least five times a day throughout the day being like,
have you seen someone so over there?
Because Leanna's the one where like so our friend Leanna
fucking you've all seen multiple times and is you know, if you
haven't followed or seen Beth McCarthy's stuff featured in
Beth McCarthy's music video, they're not together.
Leanna's got an amazing girlfriend.
Has got a green jacket out there and.
Sent the record straight on that because I'm tired of everyone
simping over something that's not real so I'm just going to
shit on that parade. I know for a fact Leanna is
going to be marching over to me in her daddy vest.
I think she's wearing a daddy vest.
She's definitely wearing jorts. Oh.
She will be in the jorts. No, do you know what she also
loves doing? Which I've realised recently?
She holds her crotch. Yes, she does.
Inside the pants, yes. And do you know what?
Yeah, I saw it and I thought I'm going to have to start doing
that because it looks tremendously comfortable.
It. Looks cool when she does it bub.
I think if you did it, it look like you've got thrush.
She's got daddy energy. You're a nasty piece of that,
you are. Nasty, nasty piece of butt.
Do you know what I would do if you started doing that?
You're a bit itchy, babe in front of everyone, but you're a
bit itchy. Well, if you were doing it, it
looked like you were pulling out one of the fucking 10s of 1000
ingrown hairs in your thick pubes, so here we are.
Yeah, Lien is like a Bloodhound, so OK.
No, no, going back to that. Do you genuinely want to start
standing around with your hands down your pants?
I actually was doing it at Beth's concert when I have my
boxes on under my jeans because I thought it made me look cool.
But thank you. Do you want me to insert the the
a stream of photos of your stance that we've collected over
the last three weeks? Oh, I know that my stance is
terrible, but I don't do it on purpose.
I'm not shoving my hands down my pants.
Right. OK, well, I'm not going to shove
my hands down my pants. There you go.
Done and dusted Liana is going to be like a Bloodhound she can
sniff out. So I know that she's going to
have like X-ray vision that when someone steps through those
black piss filled iron gates, she'll know they're there and
therefore I will know they're. There, no, she sniffs them out.
She's got a real good, she's got some sniffer, A sniffer dog and
she will find them. I think that maybe we should get
her a walkie-talkie as well. So, well, she needs it for
security. Purposes she does.
You know she is sing. Well, actually, I'd say she's
single handedly protecting us all.
No, it's Annabelle. It's Annabelle, her girlfriend
Annabelle, who's also our tattoo artist, who we've spoken about
and put on the stories before. She is honestly a living,
walking avatar. So hot like she is an avatar.
I have never known strength. Like isn't she puts you to shame
and that's that's not likely because you're very Avatar like
and then you see her Annabelle and you're like, fuck, OK.
Tramples all over. She is so strong, she looks so
slim and slender. She looks like she got nothing.
Yeah, and she probably. Doesn't, but she's dense and
she's got some strength in there like I.
She's protecting. That bone mass is heavy.
Oh yeah. Like her skeleton, I think if
she died and was found like 100 years later they'd think it was
a man because the bone density. No, I think that they would
think it was another species, like an evolved species.
So literally, I mean, she definitely beats up Liana, which
I love. I love not, you know, quite
like, but Liana won't even play fight with her because she knows
that she'll win. And Liana really wants to keep
that daddy. Title that she has.
Liana now has a daddy tattoo as well.
She's just like, that's quite iconic.
Yeah, I love that. So the air is going to be thick
in Soho Square. I'm going to be spending most of
the time somewhat ready to fight, somewhat panicking,
shivering, shaking in the corner.
I thought that there may actually be a physical fight
this year. I don't think with anyone that
we know. I don't think with anyone that
we know, but I feel like I'm going to feel like I'm going to
see one. Well, I feel like over the last
12 months, a lot have, a lot has happened in lesbian.
It has Lestopia, London style. Yeah.
Like there's a lot of breakups that have gone on.
There's a lot of like through the community of we've just seen
like, a lot of like, there's been shit.
Kicking off, some real shit kicking off.
And also because it is just like an isolated space.
So they all get together. They all say that they don't
want to bump into their acts, but they all assassin out where
their acts is going to be to find them, no doubt at all.
It's so true. But they do though, don't they?
It's like, Oh, I really, I really hope I don't bump into
them and then they're checking their stories and I can on a
finster to see where they are. Oh. 100% so I'm shitting myself
a little bit. Happy buzzing to see my friends.
Yeah, there will be fun parts. We're going to do an after pride
garden party as well. Which lesbian?
Supper club style. Lesbian supper club pride.
Which I'm really looking forward to.
Yeah, I'm really looking forward to that part.
Same. Because we know that that won't
be tame, but it will definitely be positive.
Yeah, are we good? Got some like good vibes, some
good vibes, some good people coming.
So I feel like that would be great.
And then the rest of them all clubbing.
And trust the content will be will be coming in thick and.
Fast we should do. We should do a live.
That would be fun. Maybe we will.
Just set up a camera and just live stream.
This live stream the banner. I mean, it is risky because I
can't be trusted. I'll have two beers and.
The managers in the corner going, you're not doing that,
you're just not doing that. So that's already off the cards.
But best believe the week, next week's episode post Pride, we're
going to be coming in with some tea.
Oh, we're going to come in. We're going to spill the tea.
Joe, what? Actually, guys, we've got some
tea to spill for you, and that is off of our own personal
experience from what we've learned the past few days when
we were in Cornwall. Do you know what Freya is doing
right now? She's signalling for me to
handle the lost Mary. Are you taking the absolute?
I now want to really because I feel like I can see it.
Wow. On it, no.
So what's the tea we've got to spill?
Attic shenanigans. I am guys when I tell you I've
never been so fucking angry in my life to the point where I was
shaking in my boots. We went over to Cornwall a
couple of days ago. We were speaking to our a friend
of ours that lives there and it turns out we had work done on
our place last year. We had a builder that.
Was two years ago. Two years ago we had a builder
and a plumber over. Can I just say they were shit by
the way guys, so. The plumber was really.
Shit, the plumber was shit, but the builder was good, but the
plumber was fucking awful and I'm still having to rectify.
Also the type of guy that, you know, straight up sees two women
and just thinks that we're stupid and can take the piss out
of us. So like, it took four times as
long to complete the work as what they first estimated.
This person put the plumbing to the toilet on back to front so
the toilet doesn't work properly.
And yeah, like just, you know, when someone just got an air of
fucking ignorance. Ziggy hated them, and I think
that that's always just a telltale sign.
Ziggy hates them. Piss off.
But basically, Long story short, you guys.
Because obviously we weren't there for some of it.
No, we weren't there for about 6 weeks.
Yeah, yeah, because it took them so long.
By the way, the bathroom is tiny.
Yeah, the bathroom's tiny. Yeah, Yeah.
And it took them so long. So basically what had happened
is these men had gone up to our attic to go and sort out the
soil stack which was connected to the bathroom.
When they were up there in the attic, they rummaged through our
personal belongings. They took photos and videos of
our underwear and our sex toys by the way, waved them around.
Not only did they take these photos and videos, they also
apparently shared them to some like different social media
accounts that we have no idea how to access.
And they went around the whole of Saint Ives showing people who
live there the videos and photos and telling them that it was us.
So we had no fucking clue this was going on.
Not only were we, you know, entering into a place that maybe
wasn't as accepting as London for lesbians, we were ostracised
as the lesbians of Carvers Bay, which initially, I fucking love
that title. Secondly, I'm fucked up.
It's funny unless you realise it's coming from.
A place of malagates. Exactly right.
It's not funny. A bunch of bigots.
I am so beyond disgusted. I think that these men are,
quite frankly, the scum of the fucking earth because they've
also done some other things. These men also like, there's a
lot of things we know about these guys that they won't want
us to be able to speak about. And obviously I'm not interested
in what other people are doing. No, but they should be very
careful before they think that we're two silly little girls,
that they can go round and air all of our personal belongings
and our, you know, our lives to a bunch of strangers around a
tiny town, absolute humiliate and embarrass us.
But actually, do you know what? The only people there in
humiliating is themselves. These are fully grown men.
And do you know what saddens me the most?
Both of them have. Daughters, I know.
And you just think how pathetic. Well, surely you've got some
ounce of like respect for women. But clearly, knowing what we
know they're doing, they don't, they don't have respect for
women, so. Both of them are bad news.
I like. I also think that it's just like
it's slightly hilarious because I know that that sex toy that
they were waving around would cause so much more pleasure to
any woman that they were to ever sadly encounter.
Probably crying over the fact they've got a 2 incher.
Do you know I've? Been less offended had they have
stolen it and used it. Well, maybe they shoved up
their. Ass and spread some joy in the
world because clearly they're not spreading it with their own
mechanisms because that's why they're behaving in the way that
they are. Oh yeah, insecure little men do
that sad little life. Shout out to you.
We know that you've done it. We are seeking legal action and
good luck and lesbians best believe please go crazy on all
of their accounts that we will be posting post episode because
people do you know what I'm not even I'm not even that bothered
about myself right? Because like I'm a big girl and
I'm not going to lose sleep over pathetic little men.
But what worries me is who? Elses property are they these
people going into and doing these kinds of things?
Some people that could be a lot more vulnerable than us.
That's what bothers me. What gives you the fucking
right? No go through someones
belongings like it's actually the lowest of the low, but you
are the scum of the earth. Yeah, exactly so.
We'll be the lesbians of Carpus Bay.
You'll be the scum of Carpus Bay.
It's all good. Yeah, but I think everyone knows
that. I mean their business reviews
are already. Dipping so one of them's had to
delete his whole business off of Google.
Because I wonder why. Bad reviews and was like well I
might as well just not have it there.
So a little rant. Yeah, that rant had to be had
though, because like, I don't stand for this shit, guys, you
know that we don't stand for this shit.
So if something like this comes up, it is getting aired, it's
getting spoken about, and if you guys have ever had anything
similar happen to you, I really fucking hope you haven't.
But if you have, let us know. Maybe we'll just start a little
clap carrying. Out all these businesses.
That'd be brilliant. I would love to do that taught.
Me that you know what, going forward, I will absolutely go
out of my way to ensure that if I have to have any work done on
my property, that is generally seen as a man's job, I'm gonna
go out of my way, and if I have to spend more, I don't give a
shit to get a woman to do it. There's two things.
Men then talk to you like you're an idiot when you ask questions
about the work that they're doing 'cause they couldn't
possibly believe a woman would question them.
Yeah, or under understand. And secondly, 9 times out of 10
they're all fucking hopeless as well.
They're so shit. They like look at you and kind
of look at you like you're stupid for asking questions
about a trade that you don't understand because it's not what
you do. Well, I actually.
I'm figuring it in figuring out. About one of the the soil stack
issue, Yeah, when he couldn't give me the the appropriate
answer. Yeah, very, very worrying.
You, you can't have a lot of intelligence to do what they've
done either, Like both emotional and just general intellect,
which, you know, having to spend a significant amount of time
with these people, sadly was very obvious.
So I can't say I'm surprised. No, neither can I.
Moving on from that though, in lighter news, well, maybe not so
light in news, actually, a few of you have messaged us and
asked us to talk about Slash shared advice on how to feel
comfortable with your other half in public and, and how you, you
know, have we got any tips or advice for how to deal with that
and feel confident dealing with that.
So Freya, what is your kind of tips and advice on that one?
I think honestly I hate giving this answer because I always
feel like it's the same right? But it is having that confidence
within yourself to walk around with someone unapologetically.
Like the way that I would view PDA is that I would never do
anything that a straight person like wouldn't do.
You know what I mean? If straight people can go around
holding hands and kiss and make out whatever, I will do exactly
that with my girlfriend. I cannot possibly think of a
reason why it is wrong. And if somebody, I think The
thing is that internally sometimes you can, you can
really get caught up in thinking that people are watching you
because let's face it, people do fucking watch.
Whenever we've like made out or kissed whatever in public,
people do watch, right? But that's on them.
That's got nothing to do with you.
You can't let it affect you negatively because ultimately
there's so many beautiful lesbians, gays, bisexuals, you
know, every, everything that are out there.
You've got to just own it. You've got to be happy with
that. And you know what I've actually
noticed as well, like quite more times than negative responsive.
We've had a lot of positives. So yeah, we were in Cornwall the
other day holding hands or just just kissing or something.
Was waiting for our coffee and there was this like older lady
sat behind us just looking at us with like the sweetest smile on
her face. And that's that happens now
more. Regularly than nasty looks.
Than nasty looks so as well, you have to you have to.
So what you were saying though, Frey, it does depend on where
you are. Like obviously check about check
that you're going to get assholes wherever you are.
You could be in the most liberal place in the world.
You're going to get assholes. But make sure that you are in a.
Safe space that you're in a safe space, But my advice would be
just be ready for a fight. Yeah.
Like, and I don't mean like a physical fight, but B, you have
to learn to defend your right to exist equally in the world as
straight people and you have to be fully committed and sort of
like dedicated to doing that for yourself.
And if you can't do it for yourself, try and take that
strength and think about if someone else was in the position
of being questioned or getting dirty looks from someone.
Do it for the other people, do it for the younger people, do it
for the baby gays. If you are the baby gay, you
know, step forward and try and start making a stand because you
don't know who else could be watching that interaction.
You could be giving them the confidence to be who they want
to be in public as well. And also like be what you would
like to see when you're walking down the road.
Do you know what I mean? It's like the more of us that
that show that that acceptance and love for our partners,
etcetera in public, the less rare it's going to become.
Yeah. So exposure, openness, straight
for. Straight people and they need
it. God knows they need it.
They do need exposure therapy. I also just do this thing
because most of the time it is just looks right.
Like 9 times out of 10 these pathetic little people are never
going to have the balls to approach you or do anything so
it's just little looks. Practise your death glare
because you know, being grouch, mine's iconic and I just look.
Turn around and just look the fuckers dead in the eye.
And just whenever I keep looking, I'll keep looking until
they look away. Best believe I've won every
fucking time because they suddenly get embarrassed.
And it comes back to when people question you.
Question your sexuality, whether it be friends or family.
If you give people a space to get the upper hand and make you
feel like you're doing something wrong, they will continue.
The quicker you own yourself and shut them down, the faster
they'll fucking quivel back into their little heart and stay
there. Yeah, Amen.
Yeah, fucking Amen. And also just think to yourself,
whenever someone starts to come over to you or like looks at
you, just think to yourself, what would Grouch do?
What would grouch? Do What would Grouch do?
Also another bit of advice on that actually, if you're
practising it and trying to become confident, go to places
where you know are safer places. So like I'm going to say gay
bars, although that's not always the case because you always get
the particularly in London, you always get the banker wankers
from Canary Wharf going into the gay places.
But anyway, like maybe it might be a local cafe, you know, the
owners or you know, the regular people that go in there or, you
know, a local bar, bar restaurant that you really like
or you know, like in London again, for example.
Just rent us out for half a day and we'll walk hand in hand with
you. Yeah, I would happily do same.
Actually, I'd be looking for a fight.
Practise in those spaces and start to realise as well,
because there's also another part that like someone might
stare for two seconds but once they've walked away, best
believe they're not thinking about you like you are.
Actually, we all need to realise we're so insignificant.
People are just getting on with their days.
Start practising in places that you feel that you could be more
confident. Yeah.
And then develop that into places that would usually be a
bigger worry and before you know it you won't even be thinking
about. It, I mean, I really don't think
about it anymore. Like I really, really don't
genuinely no. And I think as well, though, if
you're with someone who is saying that they don't like PDA,
I totally get, I totally get it when people are like, I don't
like PDA. I don't like like making out in
front of people. OK, I do get that.
And some people can just be a bit more like I'm not, I don't
really give a fuck, right? Whatever.
But some people just don't like doing that in public, which is
fine. But if they say I don't like PDA
and that comes to hand holding or like a Peck on the lips or
you know what I mean? And kind of like looking Copley,
you need to be able to have a conversation to be like, is
there a deeper issue here? Is it really about PDA or is it
because you're not able to fully accept your sexuality?
Because a lot of the time I could imagine that it would be
because they're not able to accept that part of themselves.
And that could then breathe into like different issues within
your relationship if it's not spoken about.
And kind of like tackled again, like Scarlett said, it's like
it's practise. Practise makes perfect.
Just yeah, obviously never push anyone, but I think that it's, I
think that it's really important that we show that, you know, we
can be and exist in the same space as a straight couple
would. And I fucking love to see it as
well. Whenever I see a lesbian holding
hands, I'm like, oh, how do I tell them that I'm gay?
Don't know. I just look at them in the
weirdest fucking pervy way, probably because I'm just
staring at them and I'm like, I. Don't know who's queer and not
queer around you. I mean, some people, I think you
know, have the obvious signposts across the community, which is
fucking great. I love that some people don't.
So you, you don't know who's there, who's actually part of
your community and again, would really welcome that and fucking
love to see. It yeah, love that shit.
I love. Freya honked the horn at a group
of lesbians the other day, which I had to tell her off for
because I said you do realise that comes across as cat
calling. She was like, well I would love
it if a group of lesbians done that to me.
They don't know guys. Can we start doing that whenever
we see lesbians? Can we start honking at each
other? Can that be a thing?
No, we'll use like a ringtone, like a like a beeper, like beep,
beep, beep, beep. Because a honk could be
anything. A honk.
Could be anything but it could be like girls in white dresses.
Yeah, or just be like, I'm gay too, I'm gay, you're gay, I'm
gay. Yeah.
Anyway, another someone else wrote in asking for more tips,
tips and tricks for first dates and 1st sexual experiences for
baby gaze. I feel like we've touched on
date first dates and dating advice quite a lot so I'm not
going to talk about. That Let's talk about sex.
But I will talk about the sex dive right in.
Right, well, that would be my first thing to not do.
Let's dive right in. That's funny because you dive
right in all of the time now. No, I.
Don't. No.
Oh no, no, I make sure that you're prime and prepped and
ready before I die. No, you don't.
You come in thick. OK, So what about when I was in
the shower the other day? That was different.
How? That's not prime prepped and
ready is it? No, it wasn't right, exactly,
but that was all. Sit.
There and give it the big licks. That was a one you come diving
in quite often. Thank.
You. No, I don't know.
OK. Tips for the baby gaze tips.
For the baby gaze, honestly, like before you even touch
anyone, make sure that they're just like really fucking turned
on. I feel like that is what makes
sex so good. Like you don't even need to be
that great in bed if you make them really, really turned on
1st, like a lot of kissing, a lot of touching that's like not
the vagina and like kissing the neck and like teasing.
Like if you're on a date, like it's quite cute to like tease,
like a bit of like hand holding, stroke the arm, etcetera.
A good kiss on the neck does everyone in the world of good.
And trust me, by the time they're turned on, it does not
matter what what it does matter what you do, but like, no, it
does. But what I'm saying is, is that
like you can go in a bit more like gently and.
I think. It'll be great.
That we all worry about this too much and baby Gaze worry about
this too much. Trust me, it's almost like a
duck to water. Well, you know what you're doing
having. Lesbian sex like you know what
you like as a woman, right? So therefore like generally
you're going to know how to pleasure another woman so.
Because all women are so different with what they like.
I know, but I know what you mean.
What I'm saying is, you know how to never navigate the anatomy.
That's what I mean. Like you're not going to be
shoving a finger in someone's arse like a man might do because
they're not like, working out. Because they don't know where it
is. And I do think like, there's
absolutely nothing wrong with wrong with open communication.
So just ask people like, you know, own it and have the
confidence to say what? Do you like?
Yeah. And also it's like, obviously
you don't want to be doing it the whole time, but it's like
you just have to learn how to read someone's body language as
well. Because like once you start kind
of like moving your like fingers around your tongue or whatever
you might be doing and you notice the change in, in their
body language, you then stick to what you know they're liking
more because they will tell you through body language if they
don't physically, if they don't actually vocally say that's
fucking amazing. Do you know what I mean?
Although I feel like I do, I feel like when it's like really
good, I will vocally say, yeah, that is fucking amazing.
Or like that feels so good. Learn how to say that because I
feel like that that makes it so much better because then that
other person definitely knows what you like.
Because it's like it's two way thing as well.
You want it to be great for you too and you want to kind of like
have confidence in it. If it's if it's your kind of
like first time, don't go all in like fucking hammering them.
Do you know what I mean? Like really just like take time
to to learn their body and be a bit more gentle about it.
Because if you go straight in with a finger pumping, then that
was true though, isn't it? I've had that before where girls
have just been like I'm doing, I'm doing a little like fist
movement right now. Like that's what.
You just done. But it isn't it.
I only had to watch it out the side of my lap.
It is a neck, though. Yeah, but it's too much.
Yeah, but it is a neck. Jesus.
Oh, God. And if you're going down on
them, I mean, just make sure. That you're also, if it's your
first time and it's your first time for both of you, even if
the sex isn't that great, you'll have a fucking amazing time.
Because like sleeping with a woman for the first time, it's
gorgeous, is always amazing, even if the sex is not
incredible. So I really don't think fun,
like even if it is a bit fumbly and a bit like awkward at times
and a bit, you know, learn how to laugh.
Yeah, it. You, you'll walk.
Away and you'll feel amazing no matter what because like again,
we have to go through so much to be able to get to that point.
The barriers are harder and higher.
You know, we're typically, we're not having those like stupid
like make out sessions with boys all like encountering things the
same times as our friends are like during school from the ages
of like what, 14 to 16? And if we are, we're definitely
not enjoying it if we're gay, we're just doing it because
everyone else is. So like all of the experiences
leading up to that first time would have been a bit shit if
you are a lesbian. So when you finally do get to do
that, like you'll be so ready, like ecstatic at.
The fact that you're. Sleeping with a girl that will
overcome like any potential awkwardness or issues or, you
know, potentially not being very good.
Practise takes perfect, baby. I mean, not in my case.
I was fucking Stella from day Dark, were you?
If I do say so myself, I definitely had some.
Really awkward experiences when I first started Supergirls.
I mean, it was amazing, but it was just a bit weird.
Yeah, it was just a bit strange. Like, I remember just some very
suspicious places outside of a church at one point.
That was not my wisest decision. It was dark, so it's all good.
Not really going to hell. Don't worry about.
Well, exactly. Well, actually we don't know
that God probably loved. It no God loves the gays.
Come on, we've. Already established this.
That is very true I. Yeah.
It was definitely like a bit fumbly was very, very drunk
because it was one of those things where it's like you
experiment when you're drunk kind of thing you know, and the
other girls were straight sometimes when you're too pissed
as well, you're. Just not.
You can't. You can't.
If I'm honest with you, I can't. Really remember it very well.
That's another bit of advice. Don't get too.
Drunk, definitely. Two or three drinkies, yeah, but
don't get plastic. But don't get too drunk because.
No one's having good sex when they're really drunk.
It's hard No And. Also, I really can't.
I mean, look, I was 16 when I had my first sexual experience
with a woman, so we're talking a good thirteen years ago.
Yeah, I can't really remember it very well, but I am.
I remember my first ever like proper lesbian sex.
And that was magnificent. And I really, really loved it.
And like, I think that a lot of girls are really scared about
like going down on a girl. I feel like that's the one thing
where they're like, that's what I'm terrified to do.
And trust me, it is fucking brilliant.
It'll be fantastic. It'll be.
Fantastic, don't you worry. Honestly, girls, just go for it.
Like I want you to have a lot of fun with it.
I think that you will. And if you have any like
specific things about it that you want to ask, just pop it in
the DMS or e-mail us and be like, there's this one area of
sex that like I'm really struggling with because I
fucking love talking about it. So yeah, give us give us all the
goods. Talking about all the goods.
We've got a horse coming in hot, coming in hot.
It's. Coming in hot.
So this one again wants to be anonymous.
And I'm going to say upfront, we've definitely had more
disgraceful ones. This one's actually not that
disgraceful. It's just a classic to say the
least. So here goes.
This person wrote in and said So I've recently started listening
to your podcast and I bloody love it.
Thank you very much. Thank you.
You're both so relatable. And on SO.
Many levels. Anyway, I'm a couple of episodes
behind, but I thought I'd share with you the situation that I
got myself back into into back when I was single.
One weekend I came back to my hometown from university.
I was going out with my friends back home.
Anyway, we bumped into a bunch of girls who went to our sixth
form college and we got some drinks with them and hung out.
However, there was one girl in particular in particular in this
group who I just really never got on with.
We frequently got into heated debates and arguments during our
course and just generally didn't like each other for the entire
two years at college. Sexual tension.
Oh she definitely gave off Mean Girls vibes and I wasn't afraid
to speak up when I didn't agree with something.
Anyway, said girl and I began chatting and she seemed to show
genuine interest in talking to me.
Somehow we ended up going to the same university so we had seen
each other in passing but never actually spoke since college.
She was asking what course I was doing and asking which uni
accommodation I was in and for some reason seems quite pleasant
to talk to despite our differences.
As the night went on, we all became progressively more drunk
and spent the night on the dance floor.
I noticed that girl seemed to keep gravitating towards me and
at one point began dancing and grinding on me.
I didn't know quite how to feel because she asked.
She was hot, but damn she pissed me off.
But this time she just seemed different.
Me and you. Yeah, quite.
I can. Relate.
Next thing I headed to the toilet and she follows.
Then somehow we ended up in the same cubicle and together just
started making out. It was halfway between
passionate and aggressive or I love that.
Getting out that like hateful, Yes, I love that.
You go girls, next minute I'm somehow fingering.
Her in the bloody toilet. Another classic.
Yeah, like how is the toilet? I love because.
We love straight people. Can't do that.
It's so. True to being gay?
Yeah, I agree. Like how did it get?
To this after. This unexpected event we both
look at each other and we're pretty speechless but it was
actually quite hot until she looked at me and said I've got a
boyfriend please don't tell him. I was like what the fuck.
Anyway, I was quite drunk so everything seemed to blur and at
this point we both headed home separately with our friends and
I carry on with my weekend. After this when I got back to
uni, no word of a lie, I was bumping into her all of the time
with said boyfriend. Fast forward a couple of years,
both of us have moved back home and now I see them together with
their two children. I don't know if I should laugh
or. Cry.
I feel terrible because I was a shitty human.
Didn't tell him, but maybe I didn't imagine seeing him as a
happy family regularly reminding me of the weirdest night.
What is it with people? Like how does she sleep at
night? First of all, don't feel bad,
it's not your fucking problem. I don't feel bad at all, even
just by. Listening to it and not even by
association. Darling, I don't feel bad.
I think you gave her the night of your life.
Same. Imagine how much though her
stomach. Falls out of her ass when she
sees you. Oh my God, are she with the?
Kids walking past me like oh for fuck's sake, now I've got these
kids in the oh, it's gone too fast.
Snotty kids. I just want to I just want to be
fingered in that toilet cubicle and now probably gets wet every
time she walks. That's.
Probably how she managed to have the kids.
She just thinks, just thinks about it every time.
Yeah, I don't blame her. It's so weird how how do girls
do this where like they just enter a cubicle with another
girl, get fingered by them, leave Obviously I've never told
a soul I know for a fact this girl's never known never, then
just goes on in a heteronormative life and has
children it to yourself. Oh.
God, because I've just got, well, her.
Therapist clearly knows it all. I mean, that's the only way that
you'd be able to deal with it, right?
I just find it such a shame because.
She clearly fucking loved it. I know she would have.
Well, if it's aggressive, that's like.
Passion. Yeah, that's pure passion.
And I also just love the. Fact that they kind of like
fucking hate you to each other. Same.
I really love that. Same, but it must have been I.
Reckon what it? Was is the mean girl, So the the
straight girl, she would have fancied her.
Yeah. So she would have been.
So when this girl that wrote in kind of called her out on some
of her bullshit behaviour, she would have been ultra offended
more so than if anyone else done it because she fancied her.
It's like getting told off by your favourite school teacher.
Right. You I also simultaneously want
to cry and die. Yeah.
Because it's so embarrassing. Because you like them so much.
Honestly, that sounds really. Hard.
Like I'm I'm just gagging for a Part 2.
I know that this is happening all the time as well.
And this is this is a thing. It's like an epidemic of
straight girls getting fingered in a toilet, then blurting up
they've got a boyfriend post finger blasting and then just
going on and having two kids. Oh, have a happen all the time.
But it's kind of iconic. It is, but not them leaving.
But I mean like just it's kind of iconic that they even like
get into that space. I just love how they're bumping
into each other all. The time brilliant, a happy
family and then the lesbian. I'm assuming this girl's a
lesbian and she didn't give her sexuality.
I really want it to. I really want them to have a
hot, steamy night. Again.
Sorry to her husband and kids, but you know what?
No, no, we. Can't be encouraging that
behaviour, Freya, We can't, we can't be breaking up families.
I'm not going to suggest it, but what I am going to say, wouldn't
it be fantastic for the script if you just reached out to her
and asked her to go for a coffee?
Yeah, I'm not suggesting anything.
Not suggesting saying just. Saying how great would it be for
the plot? It would, yeah.
I'm not. Telling you to do it?
No, I'm just saying. But think about the plot.
Think about the plot. The Grouch plot.
Yeah, the grouch. Plot the Grouch do.
Yeah, we all know exactly what Grouch should do.
It's not Grouches problem. As far as Grouches, no, exactly.
You know, you don't know what their marriage is like.
He could be a fucking asshole. Well, he probably is.
He probably is. Guys, we need more of these
horror. Stories because I fucking love
him. Thank you so much for another
episode. We're so.
Happy to be back. We're so happy to be back.
I feel like I feel like a better person now.
Same. I really glad to be a big weight
has been lifted off my shoulders.
And guys, we've got some iconic guests lined up for Season 2.
Yeah, I can't wait. Like we have got some really
good so strapping girls. Strap in.
Emphasis strap actually talking Just.
Really quickly send us good strap recommendations.
Oh please, yeah, send them in because ours.
Keeps falling out. And on that note, bye.
See ya.