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My girlfriend has some back hair
that bothers me. 

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How can I bring it up gently? 
Say that again. 

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My girlfriend has some back hair
that bothers me. 

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How can I gently bring it up? 
Well, the next time you're in 

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the shower, just take the razor 
out and oh baby, you got some 

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hair here, get some stragglers. 
When you're that close, you're 

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going to do things like that, 
and maybe you want to shave the 

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Taco in a way that you like. 
Again, when you're really close 

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with somebody, you do all kinds 
of things. 

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That they say if they're dating 
or not. 

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Yes. 
Girlfriend. 

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Yeah, yeah. 
Why not suggest Hey I got you a 

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few sessions for laser hair 
removal if you want it. 

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I feel like what girl would 
deny? 

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That so it just kind of sounds 
like she's got some thick back 

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hair you got any you got thick 
back here Caroline is that part 

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of your. 
Routine. 

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She has a little old mustache. 
Or the the chin, the little chin

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hairs that straggle or the 
mustache says, babe, you need to

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wax your lip. 
You get her one of those little 

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like the little blades that you 
like. 

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You know what I'm talking. 
You have one of those Caroline 

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little hair blades. 
Yeah, that makes the hair even 

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thicker, though. 
You got a wax? 

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You got a moustache or had a 
moustache? 

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I get little hairs but I wax it.
So you get waxed. 

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You don't. 
Can you laser that? 

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Or not. 
I'm afraid of laser in my face 

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because you can get scars or 
something like that, Ryan said. 

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What if they refuse to wax? 
Well, you can maybe, what, get 

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them really drunk and they pass 
on you guys shape it when 

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they're passed out. 
Well, I mean, that's the kind of

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thing if she's like from a, 
what's the word, a grooming 

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perspective. 
If your girl would rather have a

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hairy lip or keep the whiskers 
on her chin, it's like, do you 

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want that or not? 
You either put up with it or you

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don't. 
What if they let their armpits 

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grow? 
That's disgusting. 

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Are you growing your arpit here?
No, OK. 

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Just checking, never know. 
I hate hair first of. 

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All it's kind of gross. 
You want to see that? 

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I saw, what's her name, the girl
from Obsession, Indy Navarette 

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or whatever. 
I think she's going to be in one

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of the X-Men thing now. 
I saw a picture of her and she 

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had a fucking, you know, Bush 
under her armpits. 

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She's such a beautiful girl and 
it's like, that's gross. 

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That's a term no bueno. 
She lost some cool points for 

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that, but I'm sure she's kind of
a liberal so she's probably a 

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hippie. 
Anyways, if you date for a 

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while, she only shaves her legs 
once or twice a week, so she's 

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got that cat scratching pose. 
What a man loves more than 

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anything is putting his hand on 
the inside thigh of his girl and

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just feeling nice and smooth. 
You don't want to feel stubble. 

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Hey, how do you balance 
accepting your girl for who she 

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is and not trying to fix her? 
Well, it's not your job to fix 

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her to save somebody. 
I mean, you can gently lead, You

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can suggest. 
It's just like the last guy. 

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It's, you know, I was talking 
about, you know, he has access 

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to the book and the book tells 
them, don't be, you know, 

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staring at the waitress's ass 
and being obnoxious about it. 

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And yet he goes and does it 
anyways. 

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So it's like, you know, so when 
it comes to your girlfriend, you

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can suggest you can bring her to
the gym with you. 

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You can buy her a, a wax kit to 
take care of her mustache. 

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Or maybe you get her a, a gift 
card to the laser hair removal 

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center. 
Cause girls typically love those

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things. 
And but the other day, if she's 

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not going to follow your lead, 
that's all you can really do. 

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You know, as the old from the 
Roman times or Greek times 

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syllabus. 
Syllabus said, many receive 

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advice but few profit by it. 
So you can give your girlfriend 

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advice and make suggestions, but
she doesn't want to do it. 

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You're not going to twist her 
arm and force her to do it. 

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You got to accept the way it is.
That's why instead of trying to 

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take the fat girl and get her to
lose weight so she'll be a good 

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girlfriend, date the girl that's
already taken care of herself 

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and doing those things because 
she has the value system and the

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discipline to do it. 
Like because guys, anybody 

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that's been a personal trainer 
understands this thing. 

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A fat girl comes in, she works 
out a lot, likes them, keeps 

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coming in because she likes them
and she gets fit in shape. 

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She starts looking hot, He 
starts dating her. 

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They date for a period of time 
and then they break up. 

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She doesn't keep going over 
personal training. 

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And then six months later, a 
year later, he runs in there and

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what happens? 
She's fat again. 

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So either take care of yourself 
or you don't. 

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Either value health and fitness 
or you don't. 

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It's pretty simple. 
And by the time you get to be my

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age, it's like if you've 
neglected your body, you're 

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going to be jacked up and fucked
up.