1 00:00:03,880 --> 00:00:07,080 Welcome to Cannabis School. I'm your host, Jesse Angeles. 2 00:00:07,280 --> 00:00:09,720 And I'm Brandon Elder. And we're here to talk to you 3 00:00:09,720 --> 00:00:13,400 about everything pertaining to cannabis from vape, flour, 4 00:00:13,720 --> 00:00:15,000 edibles. Strains. 5 00:00:15,240 --> 00:00:24,480 And everything in between. Well, that's what I figured 6 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:26,880 because I was like, it's been today. 7 00:00:27,120 --> 00:00:29,440 The good thing it doesn't taste like ham, tastes like weed. 8 00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:31,000 Oh. Yeah, no, I knew it was because 9 00:00:31,560 --> 00:00:35,160 the only hemp that I have is the stuff that I turn into CBD 10 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:40,000 flour, into CBD oil. Past that, every other flour I 11 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:43,320 have is actual cannabis. So even though I know that it 12 00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:45,720 was it's dry. It's been in this little 13 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:49,720 beautiful marble topped glass jar from. 14 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:54,640 Yeah. Beautiful marble stash. 15 00:00:54,840 --> 00:00:57,360 Gorgeous ones. They they'd sent another one. 16 00:00:57,600 --> 00:01:00,920 It was like a hard plastic one. Actually hooked my brother. 17 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:02,040 Up. Yeah, like you, your brother. 18 00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:04,959 Had like a seal on it so it'll keep the smell in. 19 00:01:04,959 --> 00:01:09,160 At least you hope it does. Most boxes I find don't have 20 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:11,240 that. It's kind of a cool feature like 21 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:13,680 that one. The bus 1 bus bus. 22 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:16,240 It's cool looking. The one with the fingerprint 23 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:17,400 thing. Yeah, but it never fucking 24 00:01:17,400 --> 00:01:19,040 worked. And then when you talk to him, 25 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:21,080 it just didn't. But I mean, you know, I'd rather 26 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:23,600 have a key. It's not airtight 2 either, no. 27 00:01:23,720 --> 00:01:25,720 Either a key or a number combination. 28 00:01:26,160 --> 00:01:27,120 That's just say I. Don't. 29 00:01:27,160 --> 00:01:29,240 It's more secure. Yeah, I I don't need 30 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:31,440 fingerprint. Who am I fucking James Bond for 31 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:33,360 my weed? I mean, if it worked, share it, 32 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:36,520 I'd be dope. But past that, if it's just more 33 00:01:36,520 --> 00:01:39,960 gimmicky, I'd 100% rather have the key. 34 00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:42,480 It is a big try. Yeah, for sure. 35 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:45,080 So today, folks, we're doing mystery weed. 36 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:49,160 Yeah, now this is weed that you find in a jar or in a baggie, 37 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:52,640 hopefully not too dry, and you grind it up and you put it in 38 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:57,400 this bad boy and you smoke it. Now flavor not optimal. 39 00:01:58,200 --> 00:02:01,720 Oh, it's old God. Not as old as that. 40 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:03,680 Remember that blueberry that I had? 41 00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:04,920 We tried to smoke that. What? 42 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:08,919 So here's some of the things with older dry weed you're going 43 00:02:08,919 --> 00:02:10,880 to find. It's not very strong. 44 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:15,320 I mean, I've taken several hits off of this and I'm kind of 45 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:17,360 feeling a buzz. What about you? 46 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:21,160 I felt a little bit in the back of my skull around the base, not 47 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:22,400 a ton. Just a little. 48 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:25,840 I feel it in my jaw, right in my cheekbones, dude. 49 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:29,520 Right on the sides too, there. Yeah, and, and most of the time, 50 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:33,160 this is when you find it, right? You've got no money and you 51 00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:35,200 found this magical weed just chilling. 52 00:02:35,480 --> 00:02:38,240 That's true. Right, Brandon found a a bag of 53 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:42,160 Delicata grapes that totally misplaced and so nice. 54 00:02:42,160 --> 00:02:43,400 He he hooked me up. Yeah, I was. 55 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:46,120 Like, Oh my God, look, there's like an ounce of Delicata grapes 56 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:48,000 just sitting here. I didn't know I even had. 57 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,480 That that is such a wonderful, beautiful strain. 58 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:55,040 Like Oh my God, that is so good. Even though it was a little dry, 59 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:58,200 it's still really good. The smell isn't like that's. 60 00:02:58,240 --> 00:03:01,320 Just because it's been sitting there for so long and that's. 61 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:05,160 I mean, even this. I wonder how old this flower is 62 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:09,000 because usually I smoke stuff pretty quick and this. 63 00:03:09,080 --> 00:03:10,760 How dry is it? Is it crackling? 64 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:15,840 I mean, Oh my God, turning to dust, that sucks. 65 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:19,640 Like. This is really crappy Denver 66 00:03:19,640 --> 00:03:21,400 weed. Colorado weed is what it feels 67 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:22,000 like. Yeah. 68 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:23,800 That it. I mean, it's not, it's. 69 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:25,840 Probably no shade, No shade, Probably. 70 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:27,840 Utah or California? But. 71 00:03:29,120 --> 00:03:31,440 It is just crumbling in my fingers. 72 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:35,760 It is so dry and. Look at those hairs though dude, 73 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:38,480 that Once Upon a time. Look at that tricombs. 74 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:41,720 I mean, it was dusted. Actually, so even for how old 75 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:44,480 that is and dry, oh wait, it still has a scent. 76 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:47,560 It's very fruity, yeah. That smells really good. 77 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:49,520 Well, it means there's oil still in it. 78 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:52,640 Yeah, I was like, it still looks like it's good. 79 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:54,600 It just it's the. Only problem is that you're 80 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:58,080 going to have to smoke a lot. Like I'm feeling it now but not 81 00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:00,680 not as strong. I'm thinking that this is more 82 00:04:00,680 --> 00:04:04,520 of a hybrid indica leaning. Just the feeling alone, really. 83 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:06,200 Yeah. Oh, I was thinking it was more 84 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:08,560 of a sativa leaning just because of where I like. 85 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:11,520 Well, I feel really chatty right now. 86 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:16,240 Yeah, maybe all I feel it in so far is my face and the backlight 87 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:18,640 head. We'll have to see as the bulk 88 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:21,200 progresses. But a lot of the time as your 89 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:26,080 cannabis sits there longer, as it gets access to oxygen or 90 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:29,240 sunlight, it degrades the cannabinoids and so you end up 91 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:33,320 with more like THCV instead of THC. 92 00:04:33,320 --> 00:04:35,880 So you end up with really good sleepy time stuff. 93 00:04:36,280 --> 00:04:38,960 No, this one's still sealed pretty airtight. 94 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:40,800 It's got the rubber seal up around the top. 95 00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:44,400 And even though this one's in a clear glass jar, it's in a 96 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:48,320 sealed stone box, so it truly never sees the light. 97 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:51,760 So a lot of the cannabinoids and terpenes should hopefully still 98 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:53,520 be there. It's just a little drier 99 00:04:53,520 --> 00:04:56,720 because, well, Utah's a really dry ass climate. 100 00:04:56,840 --> 00:04:59,560 Oh yeah. But on that, I mean, so here's a 101 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:01,240 hypothetical and maybe you would know this. 102 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:05,320 What could you take? Fresh weed that I mean well will 103 00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:10,160 you purchase from who, wherever and back you seal it and could 104 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:12,560 it keep if you kept it out of light? 105 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:15,520 For a certain amount of time, but it still would run into 106 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:17,560 degradation of quality over time. 107 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:20,840 You still do get like certain percentages and it would 108 00:05:20,840 --> 00:05:24,240 probably just be slower because if you'd put it in a dark 109 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:27,520 storage place with. I'd do a Celica packet in there 110 00:05:27,520 --> 00:05:30,800 with it to really pull all the moisture out, but then you 111 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:32,560 couldn't back, you see, I don't know. 112 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:35,000 What do they do with like beef jerky and stuff and all these 113 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:36,400 other ones? Because they have that little 114 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:39,000 packet in there and when you open it, the jerky is super 115 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:41,680 moist and tender and. At least you'd hope so. 116 00:05:41,840 --> 00:05:43,840 Yeah. So I wonder if you could do the 117 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:46,640 exact same thing. But the other thing that I would 118 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:49,280 worry about is, was it properly cured? 119 00:05:49,280 --> 00:05:51,760 Is it fully cured? Is it at the right stage that 120 00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:54,360 you do vacuum seal it? Because I thought about that 121 00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:57,280 like getting seeds and then vacuum sealing like a bunch of 122 00:05:57,280 --> 00:06:00,600 them and then just labeling them underneath it of what strain it 123 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:03,440 is and then cut out that section when you need it. 124 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:06,040 That's actually a really good idea, but I feel like seeds stay 125 00:06:06,040 --> 00:06:08,440 good like. No, no, no, just to categorize 126 00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:09,880 them. Wouldn't it be cool Like you 127 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:12,440 have a sheet of weed strains, right? 128 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:16,600 And you have like sativa strains and each one's got like a bundle 129 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:22,280 like that of of seas like. Could you seal it that tiny? 130 00:06:22,280 --> 00:06:25,720 I know that like. If you lay it out so this is the 131 00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:27,560 way you do it, you'd have. To have a bunch at once. 132 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:30,880 To, yeah, you, you'd space them out in there, right? 133 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:32,560 And then they would vacuum seal it. 134 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:34,320 Yeah. The only thing I would be 135 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:36,880 worried about is would it suck the seeds up into the vacuum? 136 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:40,000 I don't know, that's a good question. 137 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:43,160 But I would just say it like, you know, just to categorize 138 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:44,680 them. I'm sure you guys, I mean, for 139 00:06:44,680 --> 00:06:47,560 those who have seeds who do gross, you probably have like 140 00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:49,720 way more sophisticated cool shit like that. 141 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:51,960 Like like you have dry ice in a thing. 142 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:53,840 There's no reason for it or liquid nitrogen. 143 00:06:53,840 --> 00:06:56,680 So when you open it up, there's like a smoke that comes out and 144 00:06:56,680 --> 00:07:00,480 you're like, oh, I got this bitching Pineapple Express or 145 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:03,560 like, and it's got like fucking Indiglo light in there every 146 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:05,240 time you open it. That's how. 147 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:07,680 It is. See this is what makes me think 148 00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:09,480 it's more of a sativa. Yeah, it is like. 149 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:13,160 It's just such a chatty, but it's a very happy one. 150 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:19,120 Being mystery weed, I don't know, getting your like your 151 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:22,200 mystery van, get with your puppy and all your friends. 152 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:25,360 Go get some Scooby snacks and check out some mystery weeds. 153 00:07:25,640 --> 00:07:28,200 Well, you know, dude, it's been cool is that, you know, 154 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:30,840 throughout this journey we've been doing with these guys, I 155 00:07:30,840 --> 00:07:34,600 just, I'm glad that we've never really gotten this like crazy 156 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:37,880 big because I'm glad it's taken its time. 157 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,840 I really am. I mean, as much as I want this 158 00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:45,040 to take off, and it will, but I'm just, I'm just so grateful 159 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:48,080 for it because it's times like this, like we're in Brandon's 160 00:07:48,080 --> 00:07:52,480 backyard right now and he just rotilled like half his lawn to 161 00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:56,240 turn into this beautiful garden. He's a he's an amazing green 162 00:07:56,240 --> 00:07:59,040 thumb, you guys. He'll start showing it on on 163 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:00,760 socials. Yeah. 164 00:08:00,840 --> 00:08:03,600 It's so cool. He's got a old chicken coop. 165 00:08:04,040 --> 00:08:06,960 I got to get rid of that. Yeah, that fuck chickens dude, 166 00:08:07,240 --> 00:08:09,560 no. My brother got 6 chickens. 167 00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:13,720 Which one, Alec? Yeah, he's got a huge coop. 168 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:17,160 It's basically like a shed. Like that smaller. 169 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:20,280 Not as taller like one of the plastic outdoor sheds. 170 00:08:20,320 --> 00:08:23,600 Oh, OK, yeah. But for 6 chickens it's plenty. 171 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:26,560 But I don't know, it's kind of funny. 172 00:08:27,280 --> 00:08:29,440 I don't. Maybe it's all the egg prices 173 00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:31,080 and stuff kind. Of shit. 174 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:33,919 I mean you must be a real hard like, I mean, eggs must be a 175 00:08:33,919 --> 00:08:36,240 solid part of your diet. They are for me. 176 00:08:36,520 --> 00:08:38,840 I mean. But I don't eat them like 177 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:40,360 non-stop I. Can't. 178 00:08:40,919 --> 00:08:42,400 Oh no. I got to mix it with other 179 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:44,880 things like I can only handle scrambled eggs for so long, 180 00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:48,360 sunny side up so long, over easy so long. 181 00:08:48,760 --> 00:08:54,360 I I love eggs but I do them usually most breakfasts I'll 182 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:57,600 have like two eggs. It depends on the day sometimes 183 00:08:57,600 --> 00:09:04,240 like a muffin or some egg like hash Browns and bacon and like 184 00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:08,000 avocado and stuff. It just depends on the day but 185 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:12,400 usually I always have eggs and I've always just done them 186 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:16,520 probably for years now over easy so I usually have them. 187 00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:20,080 I usually do over easy but. Unless I do infused with 188 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:23,640 cannabis oil and then I scramble and because I want the oil to 189 00:09:23,640 --> 00:09:26,320 get mixed into the eggs real well and. 190 00:09:26,560 --> 00:09:28,400 Evenly distribute the flavor too. 191 00:09:29,040 --> 00:09:31,280 Yeah. Well, it's otherwise if I don't 192 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:34,240 do that, I feel like half the oil is still in the pan. 193 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:38,320 But if I do scrambled, it gets into most of the eggs and so I'm 194 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:42,640 left with not a lot of oil in the pan and all of that in the 195 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:44,360 eggs. So then I'm like I'm not leaving 196 00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:48,880 half of that concentrate or whatever it is in the pan and 197 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:53,360 wondering why my highs only. So with that, I mean, do you 198 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:58,040 find that doing something like an infused meal of any kind, is 199 00:09:58,040 --> 00:10:01,360 that better for absorption, for pain management on your side? 200 00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:04,320 Or it is it just like, hey, let's throw in some weed in my 201 00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:05,360 food? Yeah, I know. 202 00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:09,040 That's it because it's not usually a high enough dose that 203 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:12,720 I feel pain management because if I did the food would taste 204 00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:16,640 terrible. But often it's just a like, hey, 205 00:10:16,640 --> 00:10:20,240 I'm going to have like this really light edible and it's 206 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:22,360 just going to take off. Like it's going to be a little 207 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:25,640 bit, I don't know, a little more relaxing, a little bit of the 208 00:10:25,640 --> 00:10:27,240 edge taken off. But I'm not going to really 209 00:10:27,240 --> 00:10:29,640 sail. It's really high or. 210 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:31,640 OK. Super elevated at all? 211 00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:34,320 Now that's with like oil, is that with dab or? 212 00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:39,240 Either when I've done I used to have for quite a while infused 213 00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:42,840 olive oil and I would do that sometimes and then. 214 00:10:42,920 --> 00:10:44,480 What's the milligram per tablespoon? 215 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:46,800 It's been so long since I did that one, I couldn't tell you 216 00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:48,680 now. But it's never high enough that 217 00:10:48,680 --> 00:10:51,680 I have to worry, and I don't use that for anyone else's. 218 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:54,840 So those types of things that are unmeasured are only mine. 219 00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:59,080 Anything else is very precisely calculated on like here. 220 00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:01,640 This is what it should be because I don't want someone 221 00:11:01,640 --> 00:11:03,560 getting crazy high unless that's what they're in. 222 00:11:03,560 --> 00:11:05,720 Dent is so. Yeah. 223 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:09,960 Yeah, I, I don't know. A lot of the time now I've found 224 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:13,720 that I just put concentrate in the existing oil in the pan. 225 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:17,160 So I'll heat up the oil in the pan, but then I cook it pretty 226 00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:19,600 low because I don't want it to overcook. 227 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:24,480 And so then I once I've got that in and the concentrates mixed 228 00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:27,560 into the oil and I do my cooking just depending on what it is 229 00:11:27,560 --> 00:11:29,800 that I'm doing. Yeah, I don't do much cooking 230 00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:33,680 with cannabis other than edible, like sweets and stuff like that. 231 00:11:33,680 --> 00:11:35,920 I'd really like to figure out how to do some like really good 232 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:38,880 sweets that are sugar free, but that's not a good idea because 233 00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:41,640 then I'll just eat the whole fucking bag so. 234 00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:44,360 But yeah, oh man. That is the hard part with 235 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:47,720 sweets, like edibles. I want to, I'll sit down and 236 00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:50,080 then I'm like, oh, I just want to eat a ton of them. 237 00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:52,000 But sometimes I have to eat a ton of them. 238 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:54,480 But then they're not really like super good ones. 239 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:57,280 They're just like the gummies. The gummies are fine. 240 00:11:57,320 --> 00:12:00,120 They're not like, Oh my God, this is a delicious, decadent 241 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:01,320 treat. It's just. 242 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:04,560 Like, no, they're nice. It's not a wild edible, no. 243 00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:07,240 It's like having a fruit snack. I'm like, all right, cool, I 244 00:12:07,280 --> 00:12:11,000 just had a fruit snack. Yeah, I guess it's nostalgic, 245 00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:12,960 but I'm not a little kid anymore. 246 00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:15,320 I don't really often have fruit snacks as often. 247 00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:18,200 Nostalgia is overrated. It legitimately is. 248 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:21,040 I mean, it's like, you know nothing is going to taste the 249 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:23,360 way it did when you were a kid because you were different then, 250 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:28,320 Your taste buds were different. You matured certain things that 251 00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:30,880 you really enjoyed then you wouldn't fucking touch now. 252 00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:33,320 And I mean. What did you like when you were 253 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:36,360 little that you? Oh, I guess I used to eat more 254 00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:40,400 shit, like more junk food and stuff that now I'm just like, 255 00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:43,040 no, I'm OK. But aside from that, like I 256 00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:45,880 don't think there's any foods that I'm like, I don't like this 257 00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:48,240 anymore. Do you have anything like that? 258 00:12:48,520 --> 00:12:51,600 No, I like, I mean. Acquired more tastes like. 259 00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:53,760 Yeah. Salt and vinegar chips I hated, 260 00:12:53,760 --> 00:12:55,560 which I actually really like now. 261 00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:59,120 Cheesecake, I hated cheesecake, but I actually like some 262 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:03,440 cheesecakes now, you know, Yeah. So just some flavors that I've 263 00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:06,320 just not really enjoyed. Yeah, it's textures for me. 264 00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:10,200 Oh, same textures. I don't like some textures. 265 00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:14,400 Slimy. You know, like I'm, I'm willing 266 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:16,280 to try anything like back in the day. 267 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:18,880 I mean, I wouldn't recommend it these days, but back in the day 268 00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:22,520 you see oysters in the half shell with some lemon and some 269 00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:26,560 hot sauce and shoot them. And now I don't know if I would 270 00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:30,360 be like down. I'm just like like hot foods, 271 00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:32,440 spicy foods. I don't do them very often 272 00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:34,360 anymore. I can't, They just screw me up 273 00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:38,520 because I, I have acid reflux and I rarely take my medication 274 00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:40,920 now because I've really changed my diet. 275 00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:45,720 Like it's totally changed, not necessarily because of you know, 276 00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:49,200 I'm trying to be like a bodybuilder just because my body 277 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:52,080 has just finally got to that point going fuck you, dude, Like 278 00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:56,360 you've you've fucked us up long enough because I I dude, I was a 279 00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:59,400 fat kid inside and then I turned into a fat kid, but. 280 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,920 I was always a fat kid on the other side. 281 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:05,120 I I already discussed. Dude, I remember when I had knee 282 00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:09,600 surgery on my left knee and oh man, it was so bad. 283 00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:12,960 I was in a recliner for three days. 284 00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:16,600 My knee was, maybe it was my right knee, I can't remember. 285 00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:18,440 So my left knee, it's one of them. 286 00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:21,800 Yeah, it was this one. And this knee was like this big 287 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:24,600 from the surgery. So what had happened? 288 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:26,960 I was working at state hospital. Again, another cool one, right. 289 00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:29,880 And we took, I took this guy down. 290 00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:32,480 He had knocked out one of these. They at the time, they would 291 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:36,280 hire people in their 60s, come work with mentally ill, violent 292 00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:37,880 people. Fuck. 293 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:39,840 And he was a temp. And they sent them to me. 294 00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:42,560 And I'm like, I have nothing but respect for you, Sir. 295 00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:46,080 And he goes, thank you. Please stay away from patients 296 00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:48,160 if they get violent. I don't need your help. 297 00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:49,640 You don't want them getting hurt. 298 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,720 You don't want a liability. Dude, he went over to try and 299 00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:57,360 correct this kid named Tony. This kid was an evil fucker and 300 00:14:57,360 --> 00:15:00,760 he just fucking socked Dave right in the mouth. 301 00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:06,000 And Dave flew back and went Wang and there was these giant metal 302 00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:09,880 poles hit that and he just, you're here to go, Wang. 303 00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:12,440 And he dropped down and his hands were like all shooting out 304 00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:15,160 and his feet were like that. And his head he's like, so I 305 00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:19,160 went over there and I went to grab him and this other staff, 306 00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:22,680 his female staff, she grabbed the other arm and she wanted to 307 00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:24,920 go the other way. And I'm like, OK, we got to go 308 00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:27,000 together. She goes, no, we go on me. 309 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:31,360 And then he shoved her and came into me and I fell down and my 310 00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:34,680 kneecap hit the ground and went over to the side. 311 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:38,720 Holy shit. But I had adrenaline going and I 312 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:42,960 told the girl them all get away and she rolled away and I stood 313 00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:46,960 up and I heard her go snap right back into place and I grabbed 314 00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:49,880 that guy, just judo flipped him right onto the ground. 315 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:54,160 He's here, thud in his air and I roll him over and put him in an 316 00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:57,400 arm lock and that old guy wakes up and comes over and helps me 317 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,920 and I'm like, Dave, go get yourself checked out. 318 00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:02,720 I got this. I was like what the fuck dude? 319 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:06,920 Just like brutal, he's not a very safe situation to put him. 320 00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:10,600 In but I had that that happened and then my knee was like, oh, 321 00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:15,040 so it it was it would click every time I would walk. 322 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:19,640 It was awful and it would you I could feel it and it was like Oh 323 00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:22,880 my gosh. And so go to the dock and 324 00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:25,360 they're like, yeah, workman's comp's going to pay for it. 325 00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:28,680 Just goat my knee. Yeah, they fix it. 326 00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:30,560 They had to do what's called a lateral release, where they 327 00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:34,120 release all the tendons and then they saw them back tighter. 328 00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:39,200 Holy shit, yeah. And then I was stuck in a chair 329 00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:44,720 for three days on lower tabs and nothing else but my PS2. 330 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:47,120 That my beautiful wife girlfriend at the time, right 331 00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:49,920 before we got married. She she gets, she gets, she 332 00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:50,760 goes. What do you want? 333 00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:53,880 And I'm off. Go rent me Splinter Cell, Chaos 334 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:57,360 theory and Star Wars Revenge of the Sith. 335 00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,960 I said I want that those two games. 336 00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:05,960 I want a bag of white natural Cheetos and and a fucking 12 337 00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:09,240 pack of what was it? It just came out. 338 00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:12,599 Oh yeah, monster. No, no Mountain Dew Red Code Red 339 00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:15,640 just came out. And so remember Pepsi Blue that 340 00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:17,160 came out at the same time? Oh yeah. 341 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:20,720 Dude, it wasn't bad. I was never a big Pepsi fan. 342 00:17:21,079 --> 00:17:23,960 I've it's always too sweet. Yeah, I liked Coke more than I 343 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,680 liked Pepsi. Yeah, I could always tell the 344 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:26,359 difference. I don't know. 345 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:28,680 How do you I can tell the? Difference No. 346 00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:32,200 I like how high are you? Well, you would be even better 347 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:34,280 to be able to do. That's definitely Pepsi. 348 00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:37,960 Oh yeah, it just, yeah, a major flavor difference. 349 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:42,320 Oh, dude, that spiraled me. That that little moment spiraled 350 00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:45,400 me because when Steph and I got married, I didn't work out as 351 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:47,520 much. And then I just slowly started 352 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:51,680 to get fatter and softer. We just change our habits and we 353 00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:54,840 don't have the same, maintain the same habits that we did. 354 00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:58,720 And so then it's like when our habits change, we change. 355 00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:02,160 You know, what if my wife, I mean, it sounds fucked up, but 356 00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:05,520 if my wife would have said, I don't know, a little bit of 357 00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:08,160 weight, haven't you? Like I would have been like back 358 00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:11,080 in the gym fucking working out hard and shit, but I didn't. 359 00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:15,120 And it wasn't until this us thinking about doing a podcast 360 00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:17,520 and Brandon records it and we're watching the video. 361 00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:19,160 I'm like, who's that fat fucker over there? 362 00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:21,840 Why did we even do video? Then we didn't know. 363 00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:23,520 We didn't know. We did it in the basement too. 364 00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:26,640 It. Literally looked like, you know, 365 00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:30,720 it looked like a a torture room with this wood paneling on the 366 00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:34,000 wall and it was dark and barely any light from the top. 367 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,440 Have any light? Like, yeah, we have a basement 368 00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:38,000 underneath this. This is where we keep our 369 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,360 slaves. Video. 370 00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:41,640 I don't know, because there we were just. 371 00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:43,920 Trying there was no video podcasts. 372 00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:46,280 No, like it wasn't. I mean, there was Rogan's 373 00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:48,360 podcast at the time, a few other ones. 374 00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:50,720 Yeah, that was. It and so. 375 00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:52,480 Most of them were just audio. Yeah. 376 00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:55,080 I have no idea. We started audio. 377 00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:58,880 Yeah, like I couldn't imagine editing video back then. 378 00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:03,520 No, but I mean it's it just kind of goes to show, right And it's. 379 00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:07,000 It's been hilarious. It has been hilarious, but it's 380 00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:09,840 the cool part is. Mystery Weed. 381 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:12,160 Mystery weed dude. This has been a fantastic we. 382 00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:17,400 Definitely a sativa. Strong notes of linol, just the 383 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:21,040 calming. Light hints of like light 384 00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:23,600 dusting through my arms, through my legs. 385 00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:26,160 Just light relaxation, but not light. 386 00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:29,120 It's like my head's a bowling ball, my whole head. 387 00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:33,240 Just feeling really way down. Ears fucking all over dude like 388 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:36,080 my whole head, like when I went like this I literally imagined 389 00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:38,440 somebody put like 3 fingers at the top of my head and just go 390 00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:42,560 let's go hang out. Strike because it feels a little 391 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:45,440 heavy, but it's not sleepy by any means. 392 00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:47,400 It feels great. It does. 393 00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:52,240 It definitely settled down more. It's very much in my head still 394 00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:53,600 though. Yeah, it's in my head. 395 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:57,280 I mean it's a it's a great feeling, but the the better one 396 00:19:57,280 --> 00:20:00,360 is is chilling with somebody that you you just want to be 397 00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:02,640 around, you know, I mean, I think that's one of the things 398 00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:06,960 that a lot of people take for granted is that it's great to 399 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:09,280 smoke weed on your own. I mean, who doesn't? 400 00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:12,080 I, I, I did a post dude. I still get people liking that 401 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:13,600 post. I put over there on my personal 402 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:16,680 one. It says up late smoking weed. 403 00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:19,320 Me too. It is the subdued outside with 404 00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:20,880 like the city lights and he's just like. 405 00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:23,720 That's great. And it was literally, I, I saw 406 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:26,840 that while I was smoking outside and the mall posted it. 407 00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:29,880 That's hilarious. But it's, it's, it's that, dude, 408 00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:31,920 when you're smoking on your own, it's all right, dude. 409 00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:34,040 When you're able to be with somebody else and enjoy the 410 00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:37,160 time, like things are funnier, things are more enjoyable. 411 00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:41,640 I did often when I'm smoking, I'm doing something else, you 412 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:44,240 know, it's I, I multitask too often. 413 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:49,640 And yesterday as I was sitting out here and I'd finished doing 414 00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:53,200 all of that shit and I just was like, you know, I put on my 415 00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:55,680 headphones and I sat down and I started smoking and I'm like, 416 00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:58,520 why, why am I listening to my headphones right now? 417 00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:02,440 And I just took them off and I sat here and I just chilled. 418 00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:07,200 There's like birds and stuff and the neighbors asshole dog that 419 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:10,920 kept barking. The Del Taco fan going non-stop. 420 00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:12,800 Is that thing ever fucking shut off? 421 00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:16,280 No, not even at night. Yeah, so you know. 422 00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:17,760 I'm gonna shoot that fucking dog. 423 00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:24,480 Yeah, so, you know, but I just, I started to just enjoy being 424 00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:28,760 here instead of needing to be listening to something or doing 425 00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:32,160 something else and 'cause I don't know, maybe you guys are a 426 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:34,760 lot like that. But I'm usually, if I'm 427 00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:37,560 listening to something, even usually if it's music or a 428 00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:42,160 podcast or a book, I'm, I'm doing something, I'm working on 429 00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:45,040 something I like. I'm not just sitting there doing 430 00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:47,320 just that. Same with when I'm smoking. 431 00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:52,120 I'm not usually just sitting to enjoy that moment of just 432 00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:54,240 consuming cannabis in that moment. 433 00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:58,200 I'm looking at my phone, I'm listening to a book, you know, 434 00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:01,600 talking on the phone to you. I'm I'm always doing something, 435 00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:06,520 usually instead of just being incredibly present it with that 436 00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:08,320 moment. Well, I mean, that's no thought 437 00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:10,040 then. I mean, you know, take that 438 00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:13,760 opportunity to be able to have a smoke just on your own, not with 439 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:17,400 any distractions that that that inspires me on that side just 440 00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:21,160 because I mean, I think we take it for granted a lot of times 441 00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:23,360 because we just you know, even when we run out, we're like 442 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:26,080 shit, you know, and usually we're all trying to make sure 443 00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:27,480 that we have just enough where you go. 444 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,640 I'm looking at that. Do I need to smoke this many 445 00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:31,920 bowls today? Probably not. 446 00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:34,320 Probably not I'm. Going to run out if I do before 447 00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:37,120 I'm able to go re up so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 448 00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:39,680 It's like you got to, you got to space it out. 449 00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:42,680 But more importantly, like use that intent with it. 450 00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:45,880 It it really is. You know, whenever my wife comes 451 00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:49,840 to me saying I my stomach hurts or I feel I just need to feel 452 00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:52,800 different right now. And that's one of the things 453 00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:56,560 like, even though like life has its obstacles and, and fucking 454 00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:59,440 trials and all that other shit, you know, it's not going to be 455 00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:02,400 like that all the time. But definitely by smoking weed 456 00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:03,960 it, it definitely makes it a little easier. 457 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,840 Because there are times when that moment feels like it's 458 00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:11,400 forever and it's never going to end. 459 00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:15,360 And then you're like, wait, you know, especially when we're, I 460 00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:19,120 think if we don't take the time to do just that one thing, we 461 00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:22,000 are so caught up in the continuous everything that we 462 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,440 don't just slow down and go, hey, this moment is OK. 463 00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:29,200 Like, look, you're literally chilling, sitting smoking some 464 00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:31,320 weed right now for this very second. 465 00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:34,120 You're pretty all right. And then after that you can go 466 00:23:34,120 --> 00:23:36,800 back to your other stress and shit when you feel like you need 467 00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:39,720 to or want to because you know it's there when you feel like 468 00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:42,000 you need it. Yeah, on with that. 469 00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:44,000 Go find yourself some mystery weed. 470 00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:46,760 As long as you don't find it in the couch cushions. 471 00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:50,640 Like dude, I'm getting pretty. I'm getting the slants like it's 472 00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:52,040 hitting my eyes. Good stuff. 473 00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:56,240 Yeah, it is interesting. I am feeling it more coming back 474 00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:59,720 up in my face towards the yeah upper part of my head. 475 00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:00,640 That's it. Like it. 476 00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:03,760 It goes a cool cycle, it almost has a full circle, then it comes 477 00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:06,520 right back up to the eyes. Oh fantastic. 478 00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:08,320 Very curious on what this strain. 479 00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:10,400 I know I'm thinking back to all the ones we've smoked. 480 00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:14,000 I can't think of 1 not a sativa. And it would have to be in the 481 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,840 last six months probably. The only one I notice it kind of 482 00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:19,040 feels like this is Tropicana cherries. 483 00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:22,440 I don't think, Oh no, that one's way older than that, so it's not 484 00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:24,120 that one. I had some of that. 485 00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:27,800 The other thing I wonder is if this is the journey we get now 486 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:31,160 because it is months old and drier and. 487 00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:33,880 This is the CBN part. Changed, you know, and maybe 488 00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:36,560 this is the experience now. Either way, this is actually 489 00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:38,680 quite pleasant. Yeah, it's very relaxing. 490 00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:43,080 So make sure that you guys don't throw out that stanky old weed. 491 00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:45,600 Give it a grind. May have a little bit of life 492 00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:48,280 left in it. And if you don't want to smoke 493 00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:52,120 it or vaporize it, honestly sometimes what I like to do with 494 00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:54,720 older stuff is turn it into an edible or a tincture. 495 00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:56,760 Well, I thought he was going to say a Suppository. 496 00:24:57,760 --> 00:25:00,840 I have yet to do those. I just usually stick the flour 497 00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:03,160 and dry, you know? Don't do that. 498 00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:03,960 Take care.