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I'm Brandon. 
And I'm Jesse, we're cannabis 

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school. 
Having cannabis infuse 

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conversations. 
With everyday people. 

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Cannabis companies. 
Celebrities. 

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And your mom? 
Welcome to the sesh, this really

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puts you in a good mood. 
It really does. 

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Holy shit, like I feel. 
Great. 

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I feel like you ever seen that 
thing with this kid who comes 

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out of anesthesia? 
He's like, what's up? 

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Wait, how's it going? 
It's pretty good. 

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Or like that girl or she's like,
she's got a popsicle. 

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She's she goes, hey, mom, check 
this out. 

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Look what I could do. 
And she pushes it all the way to

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the back of her throat. 
Oh. 

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My gosh. 
And her mom's like, that's, 

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that's great. 
And she goes whatever, mom, not 

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you have never done that before.
It's Oh my God, dude. 

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I was like, what the fucks? 
Oh shit. 

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Have you ever gone under 
anesthesia? 

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Yeah. 
What you what did you have? 

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What happened? 
So years ago when I worked at 

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the state hospital and you know,
severe mental illness really is 

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taxing on the body and because 
of all the medications, 

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whatever, like crazy. 
I mean, the some of the shit 

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that I, I mean, it's just so 
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But anyways, there was this old 
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I got used to call him shaky 
cheeks Dave. 

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I always had a nickname for 
people shaky on my mouth is all 

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dry. 
You know what I reminds me right

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now is our our photo shoot that 
we had for our displays and shit

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like that and for the website I 
like we have this one where 

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Brandon and I are standing 
back-to-back and Brandon just 

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smiling and I'm all like. 
I know I'm all. 

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I've all slant because we went 
got properly high in the garage 

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real quick before we did the 
photo shoot and it was great. 

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We had such a good time. 
Yeah, it was. 

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Fantastic. 
I sent him to my mom and my mom 

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was like, what in the hell is up
with that 80s you standing 

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behind that family photo, 
awkward family photos. 

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And I was like, oh, the dog is 
the best one because it's going 

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to have over there, you know, 
Cannabis school podcast every 

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Tuesdays and Thursdays. 
It's like the funniest thing. 

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I want to use scout more in some
of our advertisement just like 

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a. 
Penny I might have. 

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Like a dog face like this that. 
'D be hilarious. 

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Dude, that'd be funny as shit. 
Oh yeah, no, it's this is I'm. 

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I'm pleasantly I OK, what was I 
talking about? 

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Shit. 
I have no idea. 

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Well, I'll tell you, it's all 
about good vibes and something 

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I've been thinking about lately 
and it's been kind of nice to 

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see, but I've seen a lot of like
people wanting to help other 

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people regardless. 
I saw this really cool thing 

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like I'm always like, I have to 
have something in the background

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even if I'm working on 
something. 

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And if it's not music, like I 
can't do this is the weird 

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thing. 
I can't do music with words that

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I want to sing with. 
I can do like instrumental, like

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a lot of synthwave, or I can be 
watching a video. 

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I can have a video playing in 
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So most of the time. 
Is that for everything or just 

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for certain things? 
It's usually like when I'm in 

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creativity mode. 
Oh, OK, yeah, yeah. 

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Because then you're trying to 
have your mind create and think.

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That's like, I can do music with
words and stuff when I'm doing 

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certain things, but then when 
I'm doing other things I have to

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listen to like classical music 
or synth or something else 

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because yeah, I, I can't have 
that distracted. 

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Yeah, there's a newly loaded Oh.
No that. 

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That one's a newly loaded 1. 
I don't that one might be newly 

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loaded, maybe a loaded too. 
Or it could be a burnt one. 

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No, no, it's empty. 
Oh crap, my balls been going. 

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Oh dude, don't do that. 
Oh, he's not. 

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He's, he's just about there 
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Man. 
He is quite toasted. 

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Dude, I mean, you know what? 
And I'm going for bowl #4 here. 

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It's we're we're smoking on what
is it called? 

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Peach Maraschino. 
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It makes me want to try the the 
strains of the. 

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Yeah, Peach rings and 
maraschino. 

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Yeah, I really want to try Peach
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Gosh, we need to get on the 
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Start visiting dispensaries. 
Well, 2025 will be the year for 

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that. 
Yeah, it definitely will. 

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Also, for everyone at Home 2025,
we're actually looking for 25 

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guests for Yeah 2025. 
If there's someone in the 

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cannabis space who has something
cool, fun, exciting, like hit us

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up, reach out, we'd love to hear
from you guys. 

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Yeah, or if you're one of those 
OG veterans from the year, a 

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veteran from the drug wars would
love to talk to you too. 

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I think it'd be cool to get your
years of experience and 

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perspective. 
I mean, unless you're going to 

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be like really upset and be like
fuck everybody because I've 

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heard those guys too and I'm not
a fan. 

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I'm. 
Yeah, but see it energy. 

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I realized that the best part 
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someone comes on and that's 
literally what it is, we just 

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wouldn't air the episode. 
We would literally go, hey, 

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sorry, thanks for coming on, 
but. 

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Yeah, we only. 
It didn't benefit our audience. 

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We only, yeah, we've only got 
rid of one episode. 

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That's it. 
That's it. 

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I was actually thinking about it
because one of the first ones in

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there is with Untitled, and 
Untitled doesn't actually even 

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exist anymore. 
Yeah, we should take. 

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And I was like, Oh yeah, we 
should actually go pull that 

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one. 
But that was just as I was 

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driving the other day because I,
you know, I mean, I really was 

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thinking about it. 
I'm like, Oh, yeah, we've never 

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really pulled anything. 
There's never been anything 

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that's like, oh, we should take 
that down, except for the one 

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that we did choose to pull down.
This is a random thought during 

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my childhood man, I I got to do 
some really fun things like 

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building tree houses and 
building ramps. 

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Did you ever build ramps? 
Oh, was almost. 

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Oh, for short change today. 
Dude, what's up with that? 

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Yeah, dude, I love building 
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down the street. 
Playing guns. 

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Oh nerf gun wars and stuff. 
Like and we used to was like on 

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your honor, we just shoot and we
didn't even have because I lived

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in this poor neighborhood of 
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And so whatever gun you could 
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If not, you just fucking made-up
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Yeah, it's a stick. 
It's Yeah, this. 

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It's your finger. 
Bang, bang, bang. 

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Like you know, anything you have
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Then you got creative. 
We'd make like grenades from 

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like pissing off my dad, taking 
duct tape and turning them into 

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balls. 
We're like grenade. 

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That's hilarious, dude. 
We got, I mean, it was and it 

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was all day long, dude. 
Yeah, my parents didn't. 

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They were both gone. 
The whole neighbourhood was ran 

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by children. 
There was no fucking parents, 

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dude. 
Crazy because they all worked. 

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There was like one lady in the 
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street from there and she always
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face. 
She just she always looks so 

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upset and now I know why. 
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Was just home, always. 
She was probably just never had 

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an orgasm. 
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Like I, I realized that there's 
a lot of people in marriage who 

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don't actually even like that. 
The women don't know what that 

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They don't have an orgasm. 

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Like how the fuck is that? 
Not like we've talked about, 

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It's like a game. 
I have to win. 

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It's like, Oh yeah, yeah, I want
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Like it's like pinball got to 
get that high score, you know? 

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I have to win so. 
Like how? 

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How does it not? 
Well, it's not taught. 

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That'd be kind of an awkward 
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Hold on boys, do you know how to
pleasure A? 

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Woman. 
No, but even like. 

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Come on over, let me show you 
how these things work. 

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OK, so it's, it's weird to think
about it, but like you have a 

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daughter, I have daughters. 
Don't you want it when they're 

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older that sex hopefully is an 
enjoyable experience for them 

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and not just a shitty experience
that they're, you know? 

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Oh, yeah, no, I know plenty of 
women who have had like, nothing

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but an onslaught of just 
horrible men that they have 

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hooked up with. 
And it just feel for them 

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because it's just like, I mean, 
I don't know what was going 

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through any of their heads, but 
it just feel bad just like. 

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And how can you be excited about
that, man? 

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I mean, what's exciting about 
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Like, all right, there's a warm 
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I'm going to sit down, watch 
reruns. 

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There was a OK, so there's a 
another podcast. 

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It's 2 girls, 1 blunt. 
I'm so glad that you said Blunt.

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Yeah, 2 girls, 1 blunt. 
And they had some post and it 

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was talking about like, you 
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man who's good at sex or a man 
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You know, and either they're bad
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at sex and they're like, oh, I'd
rather have the person who's bad

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at communicating all day long. 
The good rather have the person 

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who's good at sex, because how 
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Which is funny because. 
Without ever. 

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Good communication, good 
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then you're able to have those 
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honestly, which it's it's very 
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it's very taboo. 
I don't need no help. 

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Oh yeah? 
Well, because who wants to talk 

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about their struggles, their 
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on my own because as a man, 
well, that makes you feel like a

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failure. 
Well, and that's why like, you 

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know, we have, I feel bad for 
that term of incel where they 

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they're just UN they're they're 
voluntary celibate. 

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Yeah, that's like a horrible 
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I mean, you know, and, and I 
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be 6 feet tall, you know, making
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I mean, that's like a. 
Super ripped, really good 

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looking, full head of hair. 
Dude, I saw one, there was this 

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chick, she's big as shit, right?
And she don't look anything 

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special. 
She didn't even have a face of 

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going like, you know, if she 
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really hot. 
No, no, no, not at all. 

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I mean, and, and the guy asked 
her, he's like, well, would you 

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ever date a short guy? 
She goes as long as he's rich. 

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And he goes, what? 
And she's like, yeah, as long as

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he's rich, She goes, look at me.
I mean, dude. 

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And that's the thing that I hate
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they need to be something else 
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There are so many people that 
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That's because we don't feel 
valuable as ourselves because we

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don't have self love and we 
don't have self value and we 

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don't, you know, so if we can't 
do that even for ourselves, how 

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do we expect anyone else to, you
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to because it's like even, you 
know, like a lot of our 

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struggles, like how much of our 
stuff is in, you know, maybe not

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your relationship. 
You guys have been together 

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forever, but you know a lot of 
other people who have baggage 

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and damage from other 
relationships or their own 

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personal issues. 
They're oh, that's into it. 

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That's unavoidable. 
Oh, yeah. 

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But you guys have been together 
longer, so it might not be quite

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the same as someone who's, you 
know, gone through a lot of 

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breakups and that and Oh, no, 
I've been divorced and that, you

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know. 
I dated a lot. 

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I dated a lot when you. 
Guys haven't been divorced. 

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No, no, no, but I. 
I just a different like you guys

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might have a slightly different 
relationship or connection or or

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fears or, you know, things that 
come in because we every 

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relationship, every person has 
baggage, you know? 

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Oh, totally. 
No, I mean, no one you you're 

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gonna you got scars. 
Everyone's got scars now. 

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I think the thing that I that's 
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we're both really stubborn and 
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with long term like angst. 
Like I can't stay mad at her. 

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with. 
I'm just like, yeah, like it's 

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minutes and I let it go. 
I don't like, I don't like 

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hanging on to it in general 
because usually I'm like I 

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notice. 
Never served me. 

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Usually when I'm angry, the 
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I'm not wanting to sit there 
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So then I'm what I'm on my own 
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And who does that affect? 
Well, it doesn't affect the 

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other people who's not around 
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It affects me. 
And so that I'm sitting there 

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and I'm like, I don't feel as 
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I'm frustrated. 
Like all of that versus going 

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like, if I step away from that, 
can I just step away from that 

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and go, hey, right now, right 
here this second, are you OK? 

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Yeah, yes. 
OK. 

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I will calm fuck down. 
Like, you know, you don't need 

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to be stressed or frustrated. 
And that doesn't always work. 

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Like this last week has been 
just way more stress added on 

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that. 
It's like I feel like my mind 

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hasn't been in its normal state,
you know? 

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No, I know man. 
It's and it's, it's difficult to

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be able to because it's a lot of
control. 

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It's a lot of self-control. 
It's not easy to be able to keep

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yourself restraint and, and not 
emotional. 

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It's so easy to just snap. 
You know, it's funny, I got my 

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son Xander. 
He's had a pretty difficult, 

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like he was a preemie. 
He had his tonsils out when he 

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was 3. 
Dang, because adenoids and his 

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tonsils, they had like a rating 
scale and he was beyond the Max.

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He didn't sleep, he couldn't 
sleep. 

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His throat was so closed at 
night. 

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So when we had the operation 
done, like it was a lot of like,

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you mean he had, he was deprived
a lot of oxygen and stuff like 

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that. 
And it was nothing we could do 

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other than yeah, we were trying 
to figure out what the fuck is 

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going on. 
We took him to the doctor and 

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they're like, yeah, we need to 
schedule a consult. 

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And so. 
But Xander's been a difficult 

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kid to work with all growing up.
He's 15 now and he has 

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struggled. 
He he used to be super outgoing.

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Now he's just really receded in 
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It's funny, hard to see that as 
a parent, like, Oh yeah, your 

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kid do that 'cause you know, 
Finn and Addie, like they're 

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very different than when they 
were super little and that. 

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And even Addie, I'm finding out 
she used to be my wild, crazy, 

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super outgoing. 
She was like, oh, Dad, I the 

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other day she was like, dad, I 
didn't cry in drama. 

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I was like, you didn't cry in 
drama? 

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What do you mean you didn't cry 
in drama? 

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I was like, are you OK? 
And she was like, yeah, no, I 

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just, you know, the first day I 
had to get up and do something 

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in front of the class and I was 
so nervous and I started crying.

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Oh. 
I'm like, Oh my gosh, like that.

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No, you didn't know that. 
No, I was like, I didn't know 

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you were that terrified to be up
and in front and like, you know.

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Yeah, 'cause she's in her space.
When she's in her space, it's 

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her world. 
She can be her. 

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But when she's out there, not 
around you, she's completely 

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different. 
Yeah, when she's home, she's 

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she's Addy. 
She's just same. 

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Yeah. 
Then you get her out there and 

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she's deserved. 
You hired her like she's, well, 

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she's. 
Aware of her. 

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She's aware of that. 
It's like Nick, Nick's aware of 

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sometimes and he feels bad too, 
because he wants to be like his 

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brother Xander. 
Cause Xander's very intelligent.

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He's, he's got an engineering 
mind. 

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I mean, dude, the kid will 
create these amazing things out 

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of nothing and he'll tell you 
how it works. 

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And he's all into science. 
So I'm like, yeah, dude, do 

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science. 
The Nick's like what do I do? 

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Whatever your heart desires. 
Well, it's hard because he's, 

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you know, when, when you're 
autistic and you Start learning 

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more about being self aware and 
when they're teenagers, they're 

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more self aware. 
It's a really difficult time 

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because they, they want to be 
like everybody else. 

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But the cool thing? 
Dude, 'cause everyone that's 

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growing up, everyone wants to be
like everyone else because like,

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Oh well, I'm not cool. 
I'm no one wants to be like me. 

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Different than. 
Cool, I'm sure it is, but like 

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they want to feel normal. 
Well, and. 

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What is truly normal? 
Well, the be it's a big 

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difference. 
I mean, and, and of course you, 

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if, if you're either not working
with autism or you don't live 

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with somebody with autism, it's 
really difficult. 

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It's a very different 
perspective. 

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But they, there's just something
they can't pick up a lot of 

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things like emotions, they can't
pick up tonality. 

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They don't pick up the facial 
recognition of when someone's in

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distress. 
They you'll, they'll teach him 

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like smiling, like what 
different faces mean. 

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They'll teach him because they 
did a lot of autism. 

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They just don't, they don't get 
that. 

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And that's why they struggle in 
a lot of relationships. 

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Like there's some very 
successful people with autism, 

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but they all have struggled 
relationships. 

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Like Elon Musk, he's autis, he 
has autistic and he struggles a 

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lot. 
I mean what? 

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He's got like 15 kids. 
He's been married like 8 times. 

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Like he just, he's just too 
dedicated to what he's doing and

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he just needs to find the person
that's like, hey, cool, yeah, 

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you could disappear for months 
on a time. 

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We got this. 
And then when he shows up, like,

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yeah, cool. 
No, he's so weird, like a really

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weird relationship to disappear 
for months. 

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Well, the thing too with him is 
that he didn't have an 

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upbringing that was fostering 
that because they didn't know. 

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A lot of people just thought 
that they were just like 

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retarded or something, you know?
I mean, you could have said I 

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was autistic in high school just
'cause I didn't give a shit. 

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Like I really could care less. 
And all the hard classes, like I

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could take like science and I 
did great psychology, love 

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psychology, math. 
I was doing basic math all 

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through high school because I 
was just like, they're like, 

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he's just not getting it. 
I just wasn't. 

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I didn't care. 
I just didn't fucking care. 

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So they put me in these classes 
with kids that I now know we're 

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all autistic and they were 
bullied, they were teased, and 

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they just wanted to have this 
life that they saw but could 

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never get. 
Yeah, they just wanted to feel 

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like they fit in. 
And that's what I love about 

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like the school they go to, like
they're around other kids like 

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that. 
And some of my other kids who 

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don't have autism, I only have 
one son who has autism. 

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Sandra has a couple of, like, 
anxiety disorder, stuff like 

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that. 
But. 

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And that's like him. 
It's hardcore real. 

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But he's doing good now. 
He's doing really good. 

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Like, I've been working with him
on understanding tonality and 

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being able to bend reality. 
And he did it to his brother 

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because Nick loves to swear as 
much as possible. 

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And I'm not yelling. 
I mean, sometimes he takes too 

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far. 
And I'm like, dude, seriously. 

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Like, yeah, who was the fucking 
controller who didn't fucking 

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charge his fucking controller? 
And I'm like, calm down. 

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Yeah. 
It's a controller, there's two 

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other ones don't be a Dick and 
but he was getting ad Zander 

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real pissed and the last time 
this happened. 

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Zander is pretty reserved. 
He doesn't swear very much 

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unless he's mad, but if you piss
him off. 

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He is fucking strong. 
It might, I mean, my son Max 

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rarely listens to this podcast, 
but Max is, he's quite a bit 

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taller than me now and he's not 
bigger than me, but he thinks 

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because he's taller he's going 
to be stronger. 

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So we I had to like a little 
impromptu jujitsu match with my 

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boys. 
They don't know jujitsu, but I 

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do. 
And Max is really trying. 

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And it was easy. 
I was submitting this boy like 

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everything other Xander that 
kids strong as a fucking ox. 

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And I was trying. 
I was like, I was wrestling a 

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man. 
I was like, fuck, that's crazy. 

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I had to try. 
Yeah. 

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And I'm like, and I haven't 
rolled for a long time, but it's

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it's muscle memory and 
everything I try to do, dude, 

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he'd power through it and I'm 
like, Oh yeah, he's just 

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naturally strong. 
He doesn't do anything. 

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That's like Addie when when she 
got bit by a dog in the face and

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they had to give her, they had 
to do stitches. 

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It took four grown adults to 
hold her still. 

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She was 6. 
That's like Xander. 

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And I was like, holy shit, this 
kid is like super strong. 

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Like she's just so. 
She didn't want him to give him 

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a shot. 
Not well. 

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She she she hated needles 'cause
she got when she was a baby, she

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would get croup. 
She got RSV, she was in the 

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hospital almost like every year 
for croup. 

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She because she was a preemie 
and so her lungs weren't fully 

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developed and so she just. 
Yeah, Zander, he's got asthma. 

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Yeah, she had a lot of issues 
when she was young. 

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Now it's not as bad. 
Her allergies have all gone away

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of like all the other. 
She used to be allergic to dogs,

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like super allergic to dogs and 
applesauce, like all sorts of 

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stuff. 
And now she's not now all her 

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allergies like they went in and 
did test and she's not allergic 

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to anything now. 
But like, it was scary because 

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she was in the hospital almost 
every year from it and it was 

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just so I I can totally 
understand that they but they're

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they're just some of them are 
like crazy strong and I can 

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imagine Zammer. 
Dude, he's strong as shit. 

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No, he got really pissed off 
'cause Nick kept pushing. 

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And Nick loves to tease. 
That's another thing with autism

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sometimes they really like to be
able to see the raw emotion. 

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A lot of them love horror 
movies. 

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They're tracked. 
They just can't get enough. 

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Like Nick's like, I gotta watch 
that. 

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And I'm like. 
That's funny. 

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And he did. 
We did, stranger. 

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Things horror movies. 
Yeah, I, I just had me. 

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Now they're just like. 
I like suspenseful ones, like 

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there's a good story. 
But most of them are pretty 

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shitty. 
I like aliens, I like pretty 

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dumb horror. 
Like is in the horror part. 

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I'm like who would really do 
that? 

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Why is like this movie shouldn't
even exist? 

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Why is this a fucking movie? 
Like, that's what I feel like 

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with half of the horror movies 
when I'm like, saw that coming. 

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That wasn't scary. 
Like, who wrote this? 

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You know, it's just they're not 
great horror movies. 

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It's like everything that 
happens is like, no one in their

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right mind would have logically 
done that. 

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Nothing. 
Yeah, nothing in this story 

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makes sense, But yet it all 
unfolded this way. 

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OK, well that's a horrible 
rider. 

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But the modern horror ones like 
IS, sometimes they just get too 

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caught up and trying to be like 
really innovative, like a 

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Shyamalan movie or something 
like A twist like Midsummer that

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was. 
Dumb it was dumb it. 

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Was such a drag. 
It was meh but that's to me. 

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That's like the village or the 
other one. 

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I thought that was dumb as shit 
too. 

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Oh dude the ending was so fuck 
it's. 

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Stupid. 
That's why I hated the movie. 

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I'm like this is. 
Oh yeah, the. 

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Plane Why do we even watch this?
Planes aren't even allowed to 

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go. 
Oh, what? 

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Yeah. 
What? 

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Where does this world exist, 
bro? 

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Yeah, seriously. 
Like you created this entire 

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reality, but put it in this 
world and like this is real. 

447
00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:31,840
All of a sudden we did this. 
To help us. 

448
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,840
Yeah. 
This is Oh my gosh, that's so 

449
00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:38,360
stupid. 
But that's that's what I I just,

450
00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:41,680
I struggle with that aspect, but
I love a good horror movie, like

451
00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:45,480
one that actually feels like it 
could have been a real thing. 

452
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:49,120
Or, you know, you're like, OK, 
this isn't every stupid decision

453
00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:50,840
was made that no one would have 
ever made. 

454
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:52,560
And This is why this story 
exists. 

455
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:56,680
Like, you know, it's like, OK, 
that that's a way better written

456
00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:58,800
story. 
Even like Emily and I went and 

457
00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:03,920
saw Nosferatu, the new version. 
Yeah, that was interesting. 

458
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:06,840
But that's like a nine 1800s or 
1900s. 

459
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:08,160
How was it like? 
Was it good? 

460
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:10,720
It was good. 
It was kind of fucked, but like,

461
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:14,040
it was good fucked. 
Yeah, Just like the story of it,

462
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:15,680
the whole idea. 
I'm like, what the hell? 

463
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,880
But I I knew nothing about 
Nosferatu. 

464
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:21,160
I've never read the original or 
anything, you know, So it was 

465
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:24,760
just very different. 
I was like, oh, man. 

466
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:27,360
All right. 
Well, but I, yeah. 

467
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:31,480
Dude, they had a it's funny is 
they have William Dafoe in that 

468
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:35,720
movie and he was in a movie with
Nosferatu where he played 

469
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:38,440
Nosferatu. 
So is it and he plays like I I 

470
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:42,360
know he plays like a Van Helsing
type character from the lore of 

471
00:25:42,360 --> 00:25:45,400
Dracula. 
OK, You know, it's where Van 

472
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:49,360
Helsing is this vampire hunter, 
and he goes after him. 

473
00:25:49,360 --> 00:25:52,000
I mean, crazy stories. 
I mean, if you think back to 

474
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:55,960
like that day, like you think 
about Frankenstein, that's 

475
00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:57,800
pretty fucked up. 
Oh yeah. 

476
00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:02,160
Then they re tried to redo it 
with Kenneth Braniff and Robert 

477
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:05,080
De Niro as Frankenstein. 
What the fuck? 

478
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:08,480
Like you can't find any? 
Yeah, Frankenstein is not this 

479
00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:11,680
short little Italian dude with 
the big nose. 

480
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:14,280
Well, next time they're gonna 
have him played by Danny DeVito,

481
00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:15,240
so it's cool. 
There we go. 

482
00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:16,520
That would be actually be funny 
it. 

483
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:18,360
Would be funny. 
I would watch that one. 

484
00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:21,520
Hey, what are you doing right? 
You're just getting all upset. 

485
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:24,080
Danny DeVito freaking. 
Yeah, with his little arms 

486
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:26,800
waving around like the guy 
doesn't have, he's just like a 

487
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:29,840
shoulder to wrist that he 
doesn't have elbows. 

488
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:32,840
When his hair's perfect because 
it already looks like he's been 

489
00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:34,200
electrocuted, so it's. 
Great. 

490
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:37,240
Yeah, he's funny too. 
He's he's up there, man. 

491
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:39,800
I've been watching that guy for 
years. 

492
00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:42,800
I used to watch Always Sunny for
a little bit. 

493
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:46,360
Did. 
You ever see Twins with Arnold 

494
00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:48,080
Schwarzenegger? 
No, that's funny. 

495
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:50,200
What we did. 
It's so. 

496
00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:53,440
Him and Danny DeVito. 
So the here's the promise. 

497
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:58,840
Here's the promise. 
There was I know, I know they 

498
00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:02,640
there was these scientists and 
they wanted to see if they could

499
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:08,480
create like a super person right
through genetics. 

500
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:13,480
And So what they did is they 
combine like all of these 

501
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:17,600
different genetic types from 
different men, OK. 

502
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:20,200
And they made a super sperm, 
right? 

503
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:22,080
Like a bunch of them. 
Yeah. 

504
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:24,120
But they were all the same type 
of sperm. 

505
00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:27,120
So they, you know, this is the 
90s, so you could do whatever 

506
00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:28,560
you want. 
Yeah, exactly. 

507
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:32,080
All you need is the CSI kid kit.
Yep. 

508
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:35,720
And some. 
Spy kit. 

509
00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:39,200
Rubber cement to get high and 
think you're really doing it 

510
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:41,600
right. 
So you're huffing glue and 

511
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:43,120
you're like, oh, let's do this 
shit. 

512
00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:45,840
Like, like, yeah. 
Pop in your cardboard box. 

513
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:51,320
Yeah, 90s. 
Right, 90s, but like, so they 

514
00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:56,960
put this, they put this baby 
batter goo together, right? 

515
00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:59,360
And then they impregnate this 
one woman. 

516
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:02,320
She volunteers. 
So you know, it's like a Turkey 

517
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:04,760
baster or something. 
I don't know, like this is the 

518
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:06,600
90s again. 
It's one of those shirt cannons,

519
00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:09,320
yeah. 
But. 

520
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:11,520
All right, three should do, 
Yeah. 

521
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:19,640
Three got a good load cream pie 
anyways, but so she gets 

522
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:24,920
pregnant, but it ends up she has
twins and the first one comes 

523
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:28,640
out and it's this perfect 
specimen of a, of like a super 

524
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:30,440
healthy human. 
Yeah. 

525
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:33,800
And then there's this tiny 
little, like side effect. 

526
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:36,520
Yeah. 
And they're like, OK, like. 

527
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:39,600
Schmeagle as a baby? 
Yeah, so I mean, this is a 

528
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:42,240
comedy, but it's really dark 
overtone. 

529
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:48,360
OK, so but they don't keep them 
together because the one who's 

530
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:50,920
perfect, they're like, ah, we're
going to keep him on this island

531
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:54,400
with these scientists and we're 
going to give him everything in 

532
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:55,240
life. 
We're going to give him 

533
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:56,680
education. 
We're going to give him proper 

534
00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:58,480
food. 
We're going to teach him how to 

535
00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:00,360
be healthy. 
He's going to be able to 

536
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:01,920
survive. 
He's going to speak languages. 

537
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:04,520
It's going to be great. 
This other one, fuck that kid. 

538
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:07,760
Put him in the system. 
He's going to get adopted, go 

539
00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:10,400
from foster home to foster home.
Like that's the back story. 

540
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,240
And they treat it like it's 
funny, right? 

541
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:17,760
And then so one day Arnold 
Schwarzenegger, who plays the 

542
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:19,400
Bing, when he goes, what do you 
mean? 

543
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:23,280
I have a brother? 
And so he goes on this quest to 

544
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:27,280
find his brother and he finds 
Danny DeVito and he's a fucking 

545
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:31,560
con man. 
And it's, it's funny because 

546
00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:35,960
he's like a child because he's 
never interacted with anybody. 

547
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:38,560
Oh shit, and Danny DeVito or? 
No. 

548
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:40,960
Arnold Schwarzenegger. 
And so. 

549
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:44,480
And when he beats him, he goes, 
it's you, Vincent, you're my 

550
00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:46,760
twin. 
And he goes, oh, of course you 

551
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:48,320
are. 
It's like I'm staring into a 

552
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:49,560
mirror, Right? 
It was. 

553
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:53,880
Super funny dude, right? 
Like man down. 

554
00:29:55,960 --> 00:30:01,200
Luckily it didn't spill, but it 
it's this really ridiculous, and

555
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:03,840
that's one of the things too, 
man, that's nice, is that if you

556
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:06,400
get bored, one of the best 
things to do is just go through 

557
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:10,200
90s movies because they're 
ridiculous. 

558
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:15,440
My, my cousin's husband, the one
who he has like a whole Oh yeah,

559
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:21,160
yeah, yeah. 
He said he's just gone on 'cause

560
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:23,400
he's like, you know, there's not
really any good TV shows or 

561
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:25,960
things that are coming out. 
It's all just pretty much shit 

562
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:30,000
that's being produced. 
He's like, so I actually just 

563
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:34,240
have been on a binge of like 90s
comedies. 

564
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:36,320
Oh yeah. 
And so he's like, I've just been

565
00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:38,320
going through and watching every
comedy. 

566
00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:41,480
Called the Sandler shit. 
That was like, oh, that's gotta 

567
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:45,520
be like a blast 'cause there's 
so many really good old, just 

568
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:48,280
random dude like Groundhog's Day
and shit like. 

569
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:51,480
Oh hell yeah. 
Funny, you're like what is this 

570
00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:53,440
but. 
Bill Murray was funny as shit. 

571
00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:55,000
Funny. 
Do you ever go back and watch 

572
00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:57,920
like old shit like Stripes? 
Probably. 

573
00:30:58,040 --> 00:31:01,120
I don't think I've seen. 
The early 80s Oh dude, it's 

574
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:03,800
funny. 
Old Ghostbusters, that's. 

575
00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:05,800
Funny too. 
There's this guy on YouTube that

576
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:08,920
will do like these crazy like 
tables and shit. 

577
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:13,280
Lots of rosin tables, Yeah, and 
they're insane. 

578
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:14,160
And like, I can. 
Imagine. 

579
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:20,000
When he fucks up you're like but
he how he repairs. 

580
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:23,120
It is so cool that the way the 
guy does it. 

581
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:27,400
There was another one, I saw 2 
of this guy who's teaching like 

582
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:32,440
more of ancient masonry where 
they're doing like polygonal 

583
00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:36,640
masonry, no mortar, and it was 
really cool. 

584
00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:39,920
And then they're like teaching 
people how to do it with chisels

585
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:42,440
and hammers. 
See, I thought of my coffee 

586
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:44,920
table in the front room is made 
from. 

587
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:49,040
I think it's dragon wood and 
it's from. 

588
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:53,000
The penis of a dragon. 
I think if it came from South 

589
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,080
Africa or something. 
Yes, that's where Dragons 

590
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:57,120
usually. 
Yeah, there was some dude in 

591
00:31:57,120 --> 00:32:00,720
Park City, he had a wood shop 
and he was closing it down and 

592
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:03,880
so he was selling everything for
like really cheap in comparison.

593
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:08,160
And I got that slab for I think 
it was like 200 bucks just for 

594
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:09,160
that piece. 
Of holy shit. 

595
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:12,360
But I've I've actually thought 
about, they have really cool 

596
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:15,480
rosin tables and I thought of 
slicing in half, turning it in 

597
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:18,640
so the raw edges are on the 
inside and then doing like a 

598
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:20,400
rosin river with stuff in the 
middle. 

599
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:22,960
Oh yeah. 
But I just, it's the whole 

600
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:25,960
project that I have. 
It's in my head but not not 

601
00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:28,040
being done yet so. 
Dude. 

602
00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:30,760
Yeah, but that would. 
Be cool. 

603
00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:32,800
That would be cool. 
And get like those planning 

604
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:34,800
tables. 
Yeah. 

605
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:35,920
Oh yeah. 
You ever use a lathe? 

606
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:39,960
A wood lathe. 
I don't think so actually, dude.

607
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:42,480
When I was in high school they 
still had that and it was 

608
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:46,520
awesome. 
Oh, I didn't, I didn't do any of

609
00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:49,400
those because I got kicked out 
of Tim View early and then I 

610
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:52,960
went to Leahona. 
So I had no actual like really 

611
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:55,360
cool extracurricular activities 
that I got to do. 

612
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:58,120
I only did my, it was my 
sophomore year. 

613
00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:02,560
I did that class and you had to 
have like one big project. 

614
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:06,000
And I was obsessed with martial 
art. 

615
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,480
I mean, one, that's all I wanted
to do. 

616
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:11,280
Like, I would love a girlfriend.
That's all I thought about. 

617
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:12,920
Yeah. 
But if she gets in the way of 

618
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:16,200
Kung Fu, I mean. 
There's the door. 

619
00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:19,240
Yeah, he's going to have a 
really strong conversation. 

620
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:22,560
But no, I was obsessed with it, 
dude. 

621
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:28,000
And I made this wooden dummy 
and, and when I studied, lots of

622
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,760
different Kung Fu styles use 
different things. 

623
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:33,600
But at the time, when I was 
learning Wing Chun, I wanted to 

624
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:35,240
build the wooden dummy. 
Yeah. 

625
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:39,160
And I ended up fucking breaking 
that thing so quickly just. 

626
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:41,560
Wasn't made from strong enough. 
Well, it wasn't made the way 

627
00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:45,080
that you're supposed to make it 
like they would use like a lot 

628
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:47,920
of like there was no screws or 
anything. 

629
00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:52,000
Yeah. 
And I just like drilled big old 

630
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:55,920
fucking holes and then use the 
lathe and made like these arms 

631
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:57,240
to be able to. 
Yeah. 

632
00:33:57,240 --> 00:34:00,160
And when I'm like hitting them 
with my forearms and doing all 

633
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:02,000
the movements. 
And I didn't have any. 

634
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,920
I had to tie it to a tree 
because my parents were, my 

635
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:07,400
parents were tolerant of my 
martial arts training. 

636
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:11,320
They just got annoyed because 
what I would do, like I was 

637
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:13,159
nuts, Dude. 
We had an apple train in the 

638
00:34:13,159 --> 00:34:15,360
backyard. 
My dad was like, maybe one day 

639
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:18,679
grow apples. 
Yeah, I never grew apples 

640
00:34:18,679 --> 00:34:20,440
because I was fucking it up all 
the time. 

641
00:34:20,679 --> 00:34:22,600
I had a heavy bag hanging from 
it. 

642
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:26,000
And when the heavy bag fell down
over years of kicking it, I 

643
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:29,280
kicked the fucking tree because 
I got these combat boots with 

644
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:32,520
metal. 
Dude, the 90s action movies 

645
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:36,480
totally fucked up my perception 
of what I should be doing for 

646
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:38,560
training. 
They would do the dumbest shit, 

647
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:40,840
that dumbest shit. 
Hey, we're going to take your 

648
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:43,199
legs, We're going to pull it 
apart with ropes. 

649
00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:47,880
And you know how many dumps, 
dude, OK, there's this movie 

650
00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:51,710
Bloodsport, and even in 
Kickboxer where Jean-Claude Van 

651
00:34:51,706 --> 00:34:54,719
Damme, he's getting pulled by 
ropes on all of his limbs, but 

652
00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:56,440
he's ultra flexible. 
So it doesn't. 

653
00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:59,440
It's trying to make it look like
this is how you make people 

654
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:02,360
flexible. 
You fucking torture him and the 

655
00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:06,160
Chinese are really good at 
torturing kids for their circus.

656
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:10,760
Oh Dang. 
So like Jackie Chan, he when he 

657
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:13,720
was a little kid, he expressed 
interest in being an actor. 

658
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,480
So you have to go to this acting
school, which is nothing but 

659
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:19,520
martial arts training and abuse.
They beat the living shit out of

660
00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:22,440
these kids. 
And if you screwed up, you would

661
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:25,200
get horrible torture. 
Like one of them, one of his 

662
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:29,760
friends, Samo Hung, he had to 
stand on clay pots full of water

663
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:34,960
comes out like this and balance 
clay pots of water on his and 

664
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:36,960
that and he had to do that. 
And if you dropped it, you got 

665
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:40,080
hit. 
And Jackie had talked about that

666
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:43,880
when he was younger. 
He screwed up on something. 

667
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:46,080
He got hit in the face still has
a scar of his day from it. 

668
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:47,520
That's crazy. 
I mean they. 

669
00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:48,160
Beat the. 
Lid. 

670
00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:51,760
And then they would put your 
feet between like marble blocks 

671
00:35:52,240 --> 00:35:56,960
and push you to the point where 
it just stretched you out and 

672
00:35:56,960 --> 00:35:59,800
you'd be screaming and they 
didn't care because they need to

673
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:03,120
get you to a certain state. 
So that's why Jackie Chan could 

674
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:06,840
do all these flips and it 
because that's what And they 

675
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:09,400
wanted it yeah. 
And he met some of his best 

676
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:11,760
friends in there. 
And that's where the whole Hong 

677
00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:14,440
Kong cinema came from, was with 
these three guys. 

678
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:18,760
And yeah, but I used to think 
like, that's the way you're 

679
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:20,240
supposed to train. 
Yeah. 

680
00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:23,200
To make your body strong. 
We did one where my buddy, he 

681
00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:24,880
was like, he was obsessed with 
Van Damme. 

682
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:29,480
Still is weird ANYWAYS. 
But he he was, he was like, 

683
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:31,600
let's do like blood sport type 
thing. 

684
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:34,080
And I'm like, like what? 
And he goes, well, here, you, 

685
00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:37,760
you and I had this heavy bag 
underneath our deck and I was 

686
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:41,240
holding on to the rope. 
And he goes, hold on the rope 

687
00:36:41,240 --> 00:36:44,320
and then lower yourselves down. 
He's like, put your feet on my 

688
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:48,920
ankles and then lower yourself 
down to press my legs out so I 

689
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:51,560
can stretch 'cause we didn't 
have any money for these, like, 

690
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:52,880
cool stretch machines. 
Oh yeah. 

691
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,440
And I'm like. 
All right, 'cause this sounds 

692
00:36:56,440 --> 00:37:00,720
like a good idea, right? 
And as I started to do that, he 

693
00:37:00,720 --> 00:37:03,840
starts screaming too much. 
Too much. 

694
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:08,040
That would fucking hurt. 
Dude we did that though. 

695
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:11,920
I would kick, I would kick and 
punch anything. 

696
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:16,360
Like dude, I had 4 by 4 Osts 
cemented into the ground and I 

697
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:23,320
would kick it on my shins before
training O 5050, 5050 and now my

698
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:26,880
kids like my son sort of playing
around and he kicked at me and I

699
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:30,600
tapped him yeah and he crumpled.
Oh yeah, 'cause your fucking. 

700
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:32,840
Shins would be like rocks. 
Yeah, and. 

701
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:35,080
And he just. 
Goes oh, and I'm like, I'm 

702
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:38,800
sorry, 'cause I I feel filled 
the skin yeah, that'll sting, 

703
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:42,200
but the bone is still really 
strong so yeah, so. 

704
00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:45,560
It's it but dude. 
That's what I did to myself and 

705
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:49,920
my parents were so annoyed with 
that because I would just, they 

706
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:51,160
wouldn't allow me to have 
anything. 

707
00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:54,400
I had to make my own weapons. 
I learned how to do nunchucks by

708
00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:58,600
cutting up a fucking broom 
handle and putting rope, nailing

709
00:37:58,600 --> 00:37:59,680
it to there. 
And then they started 

710
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:02,000
practicing. 
Dude, I was obsessed with it. 

711
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:04,600
That's all I wanted to do. 
If I could see somebody do it, 

712
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:06,440
I'd practice it and I could do 
it. 

713
00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:10,480
So I just, those movies were a 
big inspiration for me. 

714
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:13,560
Dude, my dad used to Take Me Out
of school to go see the latest 

715
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:18,320
Jean-Claude Van My parents took 
me out of. 

716
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:21,880
School when the nurse called 
them and told me I had to go 

717
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:24,840
home because I was too sick to 
be at school because my mom was 

718
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:26,360
like no, you're good go to 
school. 

719
00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:32,680
It's the 90s and you know, we 
never I every year growing up we

720
00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:35,120
had the attendance award. 
We never were late. 

721
00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:37,680
We never miss school, like ever 
dude. 

722
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:43,000
Yeah, but you have a good, your 
children will be good. 

723
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:47,520
But that's I think that's. 
Why so ingrained? 

724
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:53,040
It's 999 so ingrained and to me 
of like I'm I always try to be 

725
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:57,960
on time like it bothers me if 
I'm not on time like and. 

726
00:38:57,960 --> 00:39:01,320
I yeah, it's just from. 
The youngest age that it was 

727
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:03,280
just this is my parents tried 
with. 

728
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:06,720
Me, they really tried and I was 
like, yeah, but my parents 

729
00:39:06,720 --> 00:39:10,480
weren't. 
I mean, my dad's ADD and my mom 

730
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:13,280
is all over the place so, well, 
my mom was always. 

731
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:14,920
Home. 
I didn't have a, you know, 

732
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:17,680
latchkey kid. 
Yeah, no, I mean luckily. 

733
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:21,160
You know, that's one of the 
things that, you know, when we 

734
00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:26,960
had Max, my wife, she says I 
don't want somebody else raising

735
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:29,800
her children. 
And I said, me neither. 

736
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:32,480
And she goes, I want to quit and
stay home. 

737
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:34,720
And I'm like, I don't have the 
kind of job to do that. 

738
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,920
And she goes, we'll figure out a
way. 

739
00:39:39,240 --> 00:39:42,000
And I'm like worth it to me. 
Like I literally said I'm like, 

740
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:45,720
it could be a life of poverty. 
And she's like, I'm aware of 

741
00:39:45,720 --> 00:39:48,160
that. 
She's like, but I want. 

742
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:50,040
And you know what? 
I'm so grateful that she did 

743
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:52,960
because I've got really good 
kids. 

744
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:55,320
They're very loving, you know, 
despite all the shit that goes 

745
00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:58,200
on and it's in your house. 
But whenever I hear from other 

746
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:00,280
people, they're like, you know, 
your kids really respectful. 

747
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:03,880
You know, you really your kids 
very, you know, caring and kind 

748
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:07,200
and more considerate for others.
Like, you know, I've never had 

749
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:09,840
that where your kids an asshole 
and he's picking on this other 

750
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:11,320
kid. 
That's good. 

751
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:14,640
My kids are all about like, you 
know, especially my twins. 

752
00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:17,720
Like, they'll quarrel and fight 
with each other. 

753
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:21,360
Yeah. 
But anybody, anybody fucks with 

754
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:23,720
their family. 
He's just like what you say. 

755
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:26,680
Yeah, right. 
Oh dude, something is different.

756
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:28,960
It's always like siblings, you 
can fuck with each other. 

757
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:29,960
It's your family. 
Yeah, yeah. 

758
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:31,480
But the second someone. 
Else steps in you're like. 

759
00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:33,280
Hey, no, shut up. 
You can't say that. 

760
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:36,280
No, no, no out of here. 
Yeah, You have not earned the 

761
00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:37,720
right. 
Yeah, Yeah. 

762
00:40:37,720 --> 00:40:39,760
And it's it's cool though, to 
see that. 

763
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:42,640
And, you know, despite 
everything that goes on and all 

764
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:46,160
their iniquities and things that
they think are in iniquities, 

765
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:49,400
especially like my son Max, 
who's like, oh, what am I going 

766
00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:51,840
to do with my life? 
I suck at school. 

767
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:54,600
And I mean, I'm not gonna get. 
I said stop listening to those 

768
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:57,360
people who tell you that. 
And he's like, well, I need to 

769
00:40:57,360 --> 00:41:00,240
do something meaningful. 
And I'm like, you're fucking 17.

770
00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:03,760
Yeah, don't worry, right? 
You just keep learning stuff. 

771
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:05,120
Yeah. 
And it's fun. 

772
00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:07,880
I have a desire to learn. 
Stuff because it's the thing 

773
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:10,760
that sucks is our school system 
is very broken. 

774
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:14,000
It teaches you how to learn in a
specific way, dude. 

775
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,600
And if you don't learn in that 
specific way, it's really not 

776
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:18,920
the best way for you. 
And you can learn endless 

777
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:20,880
amounts of things even outside 
of that. 

778
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:23,200
And you never have to stop 
learning. 

779
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:26,560
It's just find what's 
interesting to you Well and you 

780
00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:28,600
know the. 
Bad thing for him is that it 

781
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:32,640
gets to the point where and it 
just kind of goes to show that 

782
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:35,240
maybe education could get a 
little bit different if they run

783
00:41:35,240 --> 00:41:37,480
it this strict. 
But the school he goes to now, 

784
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:42,080
like he got kicked out of his 
school like when he's in now, 

785
00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:43,640
no. 
When he was going. 

786
00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:46,040
To Lehigh High. 
Oh yeah, he got kicked. 

787
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:49,600
Out for. 
Attendance and he's so far 

788
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:53,080
behind in his grades, in his 
credits, and he's like, it was 

789
00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:54,680
not a big deal. 
And I'm like, dude, you're 17 

790
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:56,640
credits behind and you're going 
to be a senior. 

791
00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:58,000
Yeah, you're going to be a 
super. 

792
00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:59,840
Senior bro. 
And he's just like. 

793
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:06,560
So the last step is this school 
called Polaris, and this is 

794
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:08,720
literally like another 90s 
movie. 

795
00:42:08,720 --> 00:42:11,720
Like there's this movie called 
Dangerous Minds. 

796
00:42:11,720 --> 00:42:14,000
They had that Coolio song, 
Gangster's Paradise. 

797
00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:16,200
Everybody knows that song, 
right? 

798
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:19,920
But that was like the theme 
music for the movie, like Got 

799
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:23,360
playing it and you get the 
whitest white woman to come into

800
00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:26,360
the darkest part of the ghetto 
to teach these kids who could 

801
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:32,080
give a fuck, right? 
Legit, this is what this school 

802
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:36,400
is like. 
Like Max was the first week. 

803
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:39,080
He's telling me he's just like, 
I'm like, dude, how's school 

804
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:42,040
going? 
I can't be there. 

805
00:42:42,720 --> 00:42:48,200
Like what's going on? 
He goes first day I watched this

806
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:52,120
kid get jumped and beat the shit
out of in the hallway for no 

807
00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:54,920
reason. 
I saw a kid beat up a teacher. 

808
00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:59,840
He's like, I am terrified dad, I
need to learn how to fight and 

809
00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:02,240
I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, 
that's not overnight. 

810
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:06,400
That's not overnight. 
And and plus you'd be better off

811
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:07,680
just making friends with 
everybody. 

812
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:09,880
I was like the thing I've. 
Learned I've never learned to 

813
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:12,360
fight, but I've learned I've 
never actually had to beat. 

814
00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:14,360
Like, I've never had to deal 
with that. 

815
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:17,680
But it's because I was always 
more prone to, like, trying to 

816
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:22,640
make friends with people. 
And, you know, yeah, I, I. 

817
00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:27,040
Just had unfortunate 
circumstances, yeah, but I was. 

818
00:43:27,720 --> 00:43:29,160
But you know what though? 
But I'm really. 

819
00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:31,520
Good at violence too. 
So I was attracted to it. 

820
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:36,640
Like I picked it up fast and I 
enjoyed it because, you know, as

821
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:39,560
a child you need praise. 
You need praise, You need to be 

822
00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:40,720
told you're doing something 
good. 

823
00:43:40,720 --> 00:43:42,240
Not always when you're doing 
something wrong. 

824
00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:45,400
And if you do something wrong, 
like one of the things that I, 

825
00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:48,160
I've worked on really hard and 
is really easy because my 

826
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:52,840
parents would be pissed. 
And you spill that for why'd you

827
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:56,800
hurt yourself making accidents? 
Yeah, why would you do that? 

828
00:43:57,160 --> 00:43:58,320
Yeah, although it was 
intentional. 

829
00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:01,160
Mom, I really meant to do this. 
Like, yeah. 

830
00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:04,040
And I've and I've I. 
Did those same things to my kids

831
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:06,560
for a while. 
And when I'd realized that I 

832
00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:08,760
needed to make it what I was 
doing. 

833
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:12,160
Now I make it a strong effort. 
Like if something happens to 

834
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:14,200
him, like, hey, what's going on?
Are you all right? 

835
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:15,520
You need help? 
Yeah. 

836
00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:18,480
And kind of let them kind of 
dictate how it works. 

837
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:22,000
Yeah, I've always tried. 
To make it 'cause you know, kind

838
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:25,080
of like your iPad thing when Max
sat on it, you know, it's, it's 

839
00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:27,960
trying to prioritize the people 
and not the stuff too of like, 

840
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:32,080
yeah, it was like Addie dropped 
a bowl and it broke. 

841
00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:33,760
It was like, it's fine, it's a 
bowl. 

842
00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:35,320
It's a bowl. 
She's like, I'm so sorry. 

843
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:38,000
I'm so sorry, honey, Who cares? 
We've got more bowls. 

844
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,520
We can buy another bowl. 
Are you OK? 

845
00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:43,320
Are you are you cut? 
Are you bleeding? 

846
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:45,240
Like, no, Well, you don't have 
shoes on. 

847
00:44:45,240 --> 00:44:47,320
So let me carry you out of the 
kitchen. 

848
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:49,440
You go over here. 
I'm going to clean this up 

849
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:52,720
because I've got some shoes on 
and you know, I don't have to 

850
00:44:52,720 --> 00:44:54,960
worry about cutting my foot if 
if they do something. 

851
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:57,720
Really fucking stupid. 
Blatantly stupid. 

852
00:44:57,760 --> 00:44:59,600
Like they're doing something to 
think it's going to be a funny 

853
00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:02,480
idea. 
Max has done that several times.

854
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:05,200
And I'm like, don't do it. 
And he does it. 

855
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:08,320
Well, yeah. 
Feel feel fucking smart now. 

856
00:45:09,240 --> 00:45:13,040
Like, I mean, it's it's so 
eared, but at the same time it's

857
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:15,720
like, it's like a kid. 
Well, you know, and it's really 

858
00:45:15,720 --> 00:45:17,360
hard. 
We as parents, we want to 

859
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:20,040
protect our kids, but we want to
make them strong. 

860
00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:21,080
But we want to protect your 
kids. 

861
00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:24,480
We want to make them strong. 
And, and I've been really making

862
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:27,520
them strong lately. 
Like they are so dependent on 

863
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:30,720
their mom to do everything. 
And Steph's just been a mom for 

864
00:45:30,720 --> 00:45:32,640
a really long time. 
So that's what she knows. 

865
00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:36,960
And so I've been a little harder
on my kids and they'll be like, 

866
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:40,760
hey, I'm, I'm, I'm bored and I'm
like, we'll go figure it out 

867
00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:43,160
somewhere else. 
They'll sit by me, right. 

868
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:44,400
There's a. 
Million things to do? 

869
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:46,960
Yeah, go do something you want. 
To ask me to do something. 

870
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:48,480
Let's talk, right? 
Yeah. 

871
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:50,880
What do you? 
Want to do versus You want to do

872
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:51,520
something? 
I don't know. 

873
00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:54,520
What do you want to do? 
What do you want to eat? 

874
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:57,040
Yeah. 
Right, that wonderful 

875
00:45:57,040 --> 00:46:00,360
conversation you can have with 
your partner, your. 

876
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:03,760
Partner, I don't know. 
What do you want to eat? 

877
00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:06,040
This. 
No, that doesn't sound good. 

878
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:08,280
How about this? 
No, no, that doesn't sound good.

879
00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:09,840
Well, what do you want to eat? 
I don't know. 

880
00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:12,240
What do you want to eat? 
That's what that video dude. 

881
00:46:12,240 --> 00:46:14,360
That guy go guess what we're 
going to eat. 

882
00:46:14,720 --> 00:46:18,440
They're like where? 
And I'm like, guess you like it.

883
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:23,080
They're like, is it this place? 
Like, Yup, we're going there. 

884
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:27,160
Fuck yeah. 
I, I, I haven't tried it on the 

885
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:31,120
staff, but I know if I did, she 
would just glare at me going 

886
00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:34,240
just ask me what you want. 
That's funny. 

887
00:46:34,240 --> 00:46:36,640
Dude. 
She's she's so compromising on 

888
00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:39,600
food. 
I, I, I say I don't care, but I 

889
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:41,640
do. 
It depends on the day. 

890
00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:44,880
Like sometimes I'm not something
doesn't sound good, but I'll 

891
00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:47,800
still eat it. 
Yeah, You know, 'cause it was 

892
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:49,800
how I grew up. 
It's this is what's for food. 

893
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:51,840
This is what's for dinner. 
This is what you're eating, 

894
00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:53,960
right? 
So now, yeah, I have 

895
00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:55,880
preferences. 
And some days I'm like, oh, this

896
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:58,880
sounds really good. 
But at the end, at the end of 

897
00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:02,360
the day, as long as it's not 
sweet potatoes or pumpkin pie, I

898
00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:04,480
probably don't care. 
I'm down with both. 

899
00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:06,560
I'm. 
Down with both. 

900
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:10,240
Love sweet potatoes dude. 
Like I I've had to change 

901
00:47:10,240 --> 00:47:13,920
everything about my diet and now
I just like the sweets I get are

902
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:16,440
apples and sweet potatoes. 
I know sweet potatoes are 

903
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:17,880
supposed. 
To be really good for you and 

904
00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:19,280
stuff. 
I just, I just like it with 

905
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:21,560
butter flavor. 
No, I totally get it. 

906
00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:23,240
I didn't like it for a really 
long time. 

907
00:47:23,240 --> 00:47:26,440
But for me, it was more on the 
fuel side. 

908
00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:29,760
When I was like really wanting 
to get into shape. 

909
00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:32,720
I started thinking about what 
kind of fuel do I want to put in

910
00:47:32,720 --> 00:47:35,040
my body? 
And cocaine. 

911
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:37,640
So hard to get. 
It's like sweet potatoes. 

912
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:39,280
See every time I hear the word. 
Cocaine. 

913
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:43,280
There's this video online where 
this lady's like this news lady,

914
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:45,840
she's over this place where 
people are buying like lottery 

915
00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:49,840
tickets and she's like blah, 
blah, blah, and they're going 

916
00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:53,160
for blah, blah, blah million, 
blah, blah, blah. 

917
00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:56,480
Like this is what she's just 
describing when she's there and 

918
00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:59,600
she gets this one guy. 
Sir, Sir, if you were to win 

919
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:00,960
that, what would you spend it 
on? 

920
00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:06,920
He goes hookers and cocaine. 
She's like, she pulls it away. 

921
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:10,320
Oh, my God. 
Or that one guy, the old guy 

922
00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:13,280
comes over there and he goes, 
yeah, you know, I need to fuck 

923
00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:15,080
her right in the pussy. 
And then he runs off. 

924
00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:16,080
What? 
Yeah. 

925
00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:18,440
And this guy. 
And then he, they knew who he 

926
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:21,160
was because he would do this to 
him all the time when they were 

927
00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:23,280
on air. 
And the guy was older, too. 

928
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:24,640
That's what makes it even 
better. 

929
00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:27,480
Like he's got to be in his 50s. 
He was fucking retired. 

930
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:29,920
He's like, I'm going to go fuck 
with the news. 

931
00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:33,000
Oh, man, Dude, it was hilarious 
because he had like it was 

932
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:34,840
during Halloween. 
It's like a completely different

933
00:48:34,840 --> 00:48:37,560
one. 
And he's got this mask on and 

934
00:48:38,240 --> 00:48:41,880
and they're like, Oh my God, 
this is really scary because 

935
00:48:42,240 --> 00:48:43,920
because you really want to see a
scary face. 

936
00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:46,920
And they're like, yeah, that he 
pulls down, he's got a hoodie on

937
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:50,080
and he pulls the mask off. 
When he comes up, he goes bugger

938
00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:52,960
right in the pussy. 
Then they're like they get all 

939
00:48:52,960 --> 00:48:56,040
mad. 
Oh dude. 

940
00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:58,640
It was classic. 
It's wild. 

941
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:03,320
Classic. 
Dude, hey, we love you. 

942
00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:08,400
Guys thanks for tuning in today 
we have a bunch of sash episodes

943
00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:12,640
this year looking for new guests
and stuff you have people or you

944
00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:16,080
are an exciting person to be on 
the show reach out love being 

945
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:18,160
here for me yeah all right 
until. 

946
00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:18,960
Next time, kids.
