Welcome to Cannabis School. I'm your host, Jesse Angeles.
And I'm Brandon Elder. And we're here to talk to you
about everything pertaining to cannabis from vape flour,
edibles, strains, and everything in between.
Aside from that, big boy. So you see a lot of purple.
I mean you always get the orange pistol hairs, but a lot of
purple spots, not necessarily like an overwhelming purple.
No, like deep within it, I think some of the and maybe that's one
of the the darker leaves, some of the trim leaves that are
left. Yeah, I'm impressed with this,
this trim, as you can tell, like one of the things that's been
frustrating with me even with some of Dragonfly is I will find
a lot of stems. Recently I found a lot of stems
in my grind and it's really annoying.
But just from like big nugs? Or do you notice that they're
long skinny ones long? Skinny ones on the stand.
So they should have trimmed it off the stem and let that.
And especially where you're paying a higher premium.
Oh yeah, you expect to not have stick stems and seeds?
And you know, honestly, it just makes me want to go.
You know, it sucks that we don't get our our thing for Pure Plan
here, because Pure Plan is a fantastic grower, fantastic
strains when their their grow is done by Dragonfly, but their
extraction, everything else is done somewhere else.
And I know I've I've got, I've heard a lot of hate towards them
locally, but I'll tell you right now.
Smells good. Well dude, you know what?
This is so crazy. This has got.
Like this is the dog Father OG. That's what we're checking out
today. Oh yeah dude the dog father OG
this has now this is cool. This actually has a floral
scent. Interesting.
No, not bad. Let's light floor.
Smell it, you will get the. Oh yeah, right, hairy floor.
Almost like a springtime blossoms.
That is the most dominant flavor or smell that I'm getting is.
Floral, not weed. Surprising.
Let's grind it up, let's see what it is like.
I did. I ground up a little bit.
I ground up with the other nugs in here.
Just not this big old beauty. That thing is cool looking like.
I love seeing those, dude. Like, have you ever seen those
giant colas? Yeah, you're just like, dude, I
just want to hold one. Oh I did.
That was like going through helping harvest and stuff when I
did outdoor things at some places.
There were definitely some plants that I had hugged and
like had big pictures of because it was it was the most
incredible smelling like it was. It was like heaven, you know,
but cool. It was here.
That's funny. No, I'm I'm actually really
excited for this. This one has like chem dog and
Sin City Kush is what the genetic line is supposed to be
on this one. Yeah the chem dog supposed to be
more uplifting and relaxed, not necessarily relaxing but just
kids can't keep you going. The Sin City.
What I read is that ones more the sedative the pan leaving.
Indica dominant, pretty. Let's see what that one was
yeah, that ones more euphoria. Happy, sleepy.
Like it's a pretty hunger, you know?
Pretty solid indica. Well, and, and you know, there's
such a large amount of people right now that are taking GLP
one, these are peptides to help you with your diabetes, which
was originally created for and now people use it mainly for
weight loss. One of the things with
trizipatide or semaglutide or semaglutide, if you're that
person who gets upset if it's pronounced the way that you
don't like it. I've heard many different
doctors going, oh it's a maglatide and other ones go it's
semaglutide. Like you know what, it goes in
your body. Nobody cares about the name, but
it is really good. The only bad thing to it is the
side effects. So you have a lot of GI problems
at first, meaning you'll get a couple days of the squirts and
then also you feel really nauseous some days.
It just sucks because you don't because it cuts your hunger down
and one of the great things is cannabis because cannabis is
like I will take that throughout for any type of cramping.
I get GI problems like I learn more towards hybrid indica
dominant because the indica strains.
I know that I saw this whole video of this lady going
stranger bullshit I know but it just helps me to understand what
the terpene profile is because that's what I see when I look at
that going oh I wonder what the terpene profile is.
When you still check that anyway, just because it says
indica dominant doesn't mean, hey, this is the strain I'm
picking. It just goes, hey, if this is
what I'm looking for, I might be looking at this one to see what
terpenes it has, if it's going to be the experience I want.
And then from there we'll go, you know?
Right, right. And it's, you know, once you've
been a can of sewer for a little bit, you start being able to see
that terpenes are more what you're aiming for then instead
of just a strain. Cause strains sound cool, but if
you've got a distillate say, it's going to be slightly
different from what you're reading on the tin.
You know they do like on this so a bit coffee even from a vape a
vape. I like how many terpenes they
actually include on this. This has a list of 20 plus
terpenes. It looks like that are on here
that are that are found in this that have like the milligrams
and everything. This is way more in depth than
we find with Dragonfly or most of the other cultivars here.
I've noticed that even some cultivars don't have any
information whatsoever, and that's really irritating.
If you're new to the cannabis culture and you're getting into
the grow, we can see, we see you.
Yeah, well, everyone, everyone does, because it's like, holy
shit, this is a very dry coffee. Strain.
It's got hints of petrocore in there.
You can. They have like the rain.
Like black, amber, Very. Similar note.
Black amber is different from flour to concentrate.
Here's the weird thing dude, the flour is much more potent.
What? I have done that with my dab.
Who is the concentrate done by deer?
Same company? Your plan so pure plan flower,
pure plan concentrate and you felt the flower was the better
experience. Let's just say this, when I have
black amber, it doesn't stay long.
I have had my 1G ball for three months.
I mean, that's a long time. I've got, I've got you know what
I go to my other dabs, more frosted flags.
Is that because of herbs sacred because of the cost 'cause
that's sometimes how I am with it like.
I wish it's it's dude, it's no better or lesser than well, it's
a little lesser than because it's quicker.
I mean the onset's faster. But again, it depends upon the,
you know, even the dab rig, like let's talk about dab rigs.
When you have a coil atomizer that is heating your
concentrate, it is not going to be the same.
Oh no, it's not well, even like so a one of the audience
members, he sent in a message going, Hey, I finally mastered
the nectar collector and he'd found he was doing it too cold.
His temp wasn't quite hot enough to get what he wanted from it
and he's figured out the better temp for that.
And I was like, I totally understand when I use my dab
straws, my version, like the cheaper, the cheaper versions of
it. I'd found I was going too hot at
1st and it took me a bit to master that and figure out, you
know, how do I get the best, most effective flavor experience
from my product with the device I have.
And you know, just like many of you at home, it's figuring out
how do I not cough as much, How do I, you know, take this or how
do I get the most out of my products?
Thank God for vaporizers though because I feel like this has
given me such more longevity out of my out of my cannabis.
And and the good thing too, like, you know, on these vapor
we're both using stores and Bickel today I've got my mighty
plus just turned the. Rock and the Venti.
That never turns off unless you turn.
It on no it does it does it. How much time?
I, I don't know, I think it's closer to maybe to like 345
minutes because I do notice that it does shut off eventually, but
it is just a longer session that it has.
Yeah, I would say a little longer than that.
For sure. So, but it's it's fantastic
because it's. Well, what I really like about
that is you can control the airflow.
Now, this thing is great on airflow.
If you leave it a little dirty, that sounds bad.
Most people are going to be like what?
But I'll tell you right now, when you clean it, you're
getting hot air. So I've got mine set to 370.
That's 370. That doesn't have to travel the
entirety of that. It's right here.
The bowl is right there, which means you're getting direct
heat. So what?
It's my. Alarm.
Well, and and they tell you this to pull very gently.
Very lightly. Yeah, but I can't.
Yeah, it's. Hard.
To just I just like I want it now.
I'm JG Wentworth and I want it now.
But it it really is, dude. It did I just spill flour?
I mean, we got a vac. No, it's on dude.
No, it's really nice though. I this is.
My still have greens with it That's what's awesome too always
check your bowl after don't necessarily drop it now here's
different stores and Bickel. They're really good.
You but an even burn. The whole way through.
Air vapes? Nope.
Inconsistent within your bowl. It's just too hot.
So even when you go at a lower temp, you have to kind of
compensate because you think about it, there is a oven inside
of an oven, you've got this little brass thing that conducts
heat pretty quickly. Yeah.
It cools quickly but it retains heat the entire time so it's
double baking it. So what I started doing is I
turned the temp down even lower so I don't see I get like.
Make you hit though. I feel like you have no smoke.
I, I just, I increased the time. I don't hit mine until like
minute 4, but it's 5 minutes so I needed to get warm.
Unless you put the flour directly in the bowl, then you
get a better experience, but then it's really fucking dirty.
Yeah, that's the hard part. My favorite thing with this is
out of all the products, these last the longest without.
Like I went the whole week without cleaning this and then I
cleaned it this morning again and now it's spotless but.
How long did, how long did we exchange?
We traded What, what, how long did we, how, how long ago did
was that like? A few months.
That's how long it has been since I have cleaned it.
I just cleaned it yesterday and it wasn't bad at all.
Dude. There was a couple of like big
deposits of debris in there, but it's just, it's so.
Shiny the airflow and how it pulls and it.
Actually is better because not so much comes through when I
cleaned it and I took my first hit.
Oh, it's so much the flow. You're like.
That's what I, I love about the Venti because I can adjust that
and then as the bowl goes on longer, what I did is I go no,
no, no. What I would do is I would just
increase the airflow once I get later into the bowl, which is
nice. So that's just the thing that
I'm thinking like any kind of vaporizer.
Leave it all the way open. I never adjust the airflow on
it. Well I want to take bigger hits
at first so I can keep my temp high but it doesn't allow as
much air and when I pull in slowly it cools it all and I
don't get any cough at all. But I'm impatient as fuck, dude.
What? Me too.
Honestly I feel like this is pretty straight to my head.
Not crazy cerebral, more like a little bit behind my eyes and
very central to my head. Dude, look at that.
Oh, that's a beautiful light brown.
Yeah. Yeah.
Lightly toasted. You could do another.
This is I'm running another bowl off of the same bowl.
I know that the people will say, look, the feeling is not the
same. Mine's still going on the
original bowl though. I know I'm so.
Like it's the same thing if you continue that, it's the same as
doing like one bowl on the venti.
I think it's like a 75 or $100 difference between these, but
that's definitely. It was like 50 bucks.
Is it like they're pretty close? This one's gone down.
It's like 299. Oh, OK, And this might be 399,
so it could be 100 bucks difference, but the thing that I
like to find is four 20s around the corner.
You know what that means? Great deals coming out.
So if you don't have a Storzenbickel, you don't have
George Jetson yet. Wait till 4:20, go around, check
them out and get yourself a great deal.
Get yourself a new product, get a device that you really love
and have just been holding out on.
Now's the time. Well, and I get it, you know,
we're all on a budget. We're all trying to figure shit
out. You know, not everybody's going
to have a company to send out some to review form.
We totally get that. We actually need to do another
run of those ones because we'd love to give those products to
you guys. But the, the thing though, man,
it's, it's really hard to come by because there's a lot of
really cheap vaporizers and it's very tempting.
We've tried a lot of them and they're nice for the purpose
that they have, but. I'd be content if that was what
I was using and that's what I had spent my money on.
I think I would be decently content with a lot of.
Them like the pax? Remember when we got the pax?
That's all we use. The pax was the very first one I
actually bought. I think I bought 1.
Who did I give that to? Do you remember that little Yoda
pipe? It was shaped like Yoda.
No, no, no, they called them the Yoda pipe.
No, it it was this pipe I was all excited to show Brandon.
This is like pre this is pre cannabis school and they had
this like it was aluminum bowl and it had this like the only
thing I think of like a. Trigger and it was glass tube
and. Yeah, and you get small tube or
big tube and it was supposed to fill.
It never worked the way it was supposed to.
No, you gave it to me because you're like, oh, I don't really
smoke. I don't smoke a lot of flour
because it was a before cannabis school.
You also were not as open with your partner, your spouse.
No, I was at this time totally was.
She knew I smoked at the house, but it was the problem was is
that I was smoking in the bathroom and I had this week,
you know, I mean, you can invest into a smoke buddy, but just get
yourself a fucking toilet paper roll, a dryer sheet and some
rubber. Bands, if I were to invest a
smoke buddy wouldn't be the way to do it.
There's those newer like charcoal filter fans and stuff
that you put in your room and you blow it directly into that
and that clears it up. I've read reviews on that one.
It doesn't get rid of the smell of weed.
What? Well, that's literally what they
sell it for. Like it was here, but they have
ones for cigars in that too so. Yeah.
I would guess there is some type, but they're probably hella
expensive. Dude, it's the same thing with
fucking vaporizers, man. Look, if you spend a little
more, you're going to get a little more.
You usually get a way better warranty, usually get a longer
life out of it. The the thing that I've loved
about it and then I don't like about it.
I love about it. I love that it's so consistent.
Yep. Right.
I get about 7:00 to 8:00 bowls out of one charge, which isn't.
And you know what, dude, you're going to charge this.
I mean, if you're smoking enough weed like me and Brandon, you're
going to. Charge it every day.
Yeah, you're going to charge this shit just like it's your
phone. Like you're just going to like
good phone air pods. Yep, and vaporizer.
And the thing I like about this one compared to that one, now
this your little bolster I think is one of the most unnecessary
things that they've included. I don't ever use it, but maybe
if you're on the go and you're trying to like get well, it
dumps out nicely though. You don't even need that.
No. And if you needed to move your
bowl around, I could understand it.
This is crazy. So look at this.
Like if I did this one bowl with the air vapes, that would be
dark brown. Oh yeah.
This is a almost. This is like a mustard.
Penny Yeah, it's not. Really, it's at all I could do
another bowl, another bowl out of that one we Brandon and I
had. That was the one thing that we
really liked about the packs is that it would go forever.
And at the same like that was the thing I didn't like.
I didn't know when it was going to be dead.
Yeah. I did like the whole like you
pushed the top and then the lights.
It was AI, loved how sleek it was.
It was small, it was a nice little cosmetic piece, and when
I bought it years ago, that was a fantastic first.
Dude, it was the bomb it. Sucked as far as flavor goes.
Gross. Tastes like peanuts every time.
But it was great. And the fact that it was small,
it was portable. We had this little thing to
vaporize all over. And I was like, Oh my gosh, now
we've just been better products. OK dude, I really like this
strain. This is relaxing.
Slow onset. Real slow onset.
Not anything crazy strong this is.
Something overwhelming. It would be like for your
beginner, not 20. 3% THC. It's not bad.
Yeah, not crazy high, but. Again, like dude, I've gotten
way more high off of a 15 to 16% because of the entourage effect.
Oh, yeah. And because of the quality, how
you grow the other cannabinoids that are involved, I mean, do
just so many things. It's the same with like, staff.
Staff would come home. One time she had an edible on
the way home because it takes a while to kick in, but she had an
empty stomach and it kicked in fast.
And she's like, well, go get something to eat.
And I was like, yeah, the one thing I was like, yeah, always
eat before you. You munch on your edibles.
At least that's what I do. It helps.
Me mind kicking harder if I have food in me?
Me too, fats. And it stays longer.
Yeah. So I actually, that's why I do
it though, because I'm like, well, if I don't, I don't have a
lot of fat in my body. No.
So it's not really binding to as much.
And so I don't feel like I get the best use out of that dose if
I don't eat with it. Well, one thing I've been doing
is like, you know, I'll get bold because I mean, I've been doing
like, like, I don't mind protein shakes.
Like any of my kids smell the protein.
They're like, and I'm like, yeah, dude.
I mean, if you've been doing it for years, you just don't care
anymore. It's it's like my testosterone
shots now. It freaked me the fuck out
trying to do that at first. Now, like last night, I was
sitting there watching a video about the pyramids and I'm just
like, wiping alcohol on my ass. And then I just.
Yeah. You got so used to it, it's.
So it's the same thing. It's such.
Such a little prick that, like you, probably don't.
No, it's like it's weird if. You do something all the time.
I don't even feel the pain. I don't feel it at.
All it's like half the time when I'm working something happens
and I'm like, oh, there's blood, are you bleeding?
Oh shit, no, that's my blood. And it's like, you know, or
you're sitting and you're like, wait, is this my blood or your
blood? I, I don't know, I'm bleeding
and, and you're bleeding. Well, shit, who's this, this?
And you're like, well. You're chicken.
You know, and that's just it. It's kind of the same thing
where you little tiny things like that, you know, at first
it's like, man, I'm I'm stabbing a needle into my skin.
It's this weird thing. But then after a while, like I
said, you just, I'd become so much part of it.
You're like, yeah, I know what this is.
Well, dude, I I remember you reminded me of that.
You're. Looking for a.
Scar it's on this for you know, my tattoo might be covering it
up now but. That could be.
Was it from a needle? No.
So we were working up in Midway and this woman was building this
ginormous house that was half of a ranch.
OK. And it was literally like it was
built like a ranch, like the house.
Fitting for Midway. Was it was going to be Gordon
Now we didn't even get to the house yet.
So we were starting on her property and what she wanted was
a stone gate. She wanted a 15 foot high stone
gate, dry stack with this type of sandstone that is really easy
to work with. It's awesome.
I've worked with some rock and I'm like, fuck this shit.
I can't shape it, but I would. We were laying the rock up
there, but that what we did is we had these giant probably
about that big of a steel to a steel square pole. the IT was
the base. So that's what we could lay our
rock around so that it would stay.
And so there did that one blow at the top.
We put this like it's like 300 LB.
Capstone. Capstone, right?
Yeah. And these capstones are so
fucking big. So we have a crane that brings
one of them over and lowers it down after we had finished the
stack, we get to the top. Yeah.
And then we start moving it around so we.
Can get it there nicely, yeah. Well, we were placing it before
we before we could get to the top, we wanted to place the
capstone to let us know exactly how much room we how.
High. You had to get to it.
Oh, so it's floating? So it's float well.
On a crane. On a crane and so we're twisting
it around but at the top the you use the saw to cut these things
and it doesn't it has all these metal burrs around there like
sharp as fuck that. They're sticking out.
So we're turning it and it slices my forearm now.
I don't care. Blood doesn't freak me out.
No. And I've seen trauma, I've seen
a lot of trauma at this point when I worked at the hospital,
like people committing suicide and shit like that or trying to.
And when I sliced it, I go whoa. And I go, oh, fuck, hey, Paul
and I, this is the foreman. And I go Paul, and he goes and
fell off the scaffolding. Oh my gosh.
Yeah, hit the mud, but he he passed out and fell from.
Seeing blood. From seeing blood he passed out
and we're like fuck and I jumped down and it just bloods going
down my arm. It's not spurting right.
So there was a cool video like if you just see like as a bleed,
it's darker blood, it's slow moving.
And then if it's like really bright and it's spurting, you
know, you hit a vein, an artery. So it didn't spurt.
So immediately I, I knew that. So I grabbed it and I just
squeeze on it and I'm like, I need a clean shirt something.
And but when Paul like when he fell, I let go and my first
concern was that he hit his head and that we need to get him to
the hospital. But luckily this fucker landed
on mud and grass, so saved his ass.
And when I wake him up, Paul, you OK?
And he sees blood all over my hand and I'm like, oh,
motherfucker. And I'm like, I'm the guy that
fucking got hurt. So we had to call our boss.
Hilarious. And our boss comes to the site
and looks at it and he's like, what do you want to do?
And I'm like, yeah, I'm going to need stitches.
And he's like fuck because he was mad because I got hurt on
the job site. Because that means he has to
take care of it. He has to stop working.
You have to go get taken care of like it's a whole thing.
So I I just said, look, I'm going to drive myself to work
Med. It's right by where my I lived
close to my boss. So we lived up in in Mapleton
Maple. No, it what kind of no was
Hobble Creek? So it's Springville technically,
but Hobble Creek is like way in the mountains and far away.
It's like 30-40 minutes away from the freeway and, and it's
like cut off from everything, but I was like, oh, there's a
work Med right by there. I'll just go there.
I said just you got the paperwork in the car.
And he goes, yeah. And it was like all covered in
dirt and shit. And it's like because he never
uses it. And I'm like, dude, I said,
look, man, I'm sorry. And I said but.
And he goes, no, it's fine. And I'm like, well, fucking get
the burrs off next time. Yeah, like if you're he's the
one that fucking cut it too. Oh, Dang.
And I'm like, yeah, you don't just leave that.
Like we're supposed to just start doing that.
We weren't thinking about it. And it wasn't like giant Burr.
It was like this big. That's a big Burr.
Yeah, no, but I've seen ones like.
Oh yeah, they're bigger, but that's still a.
Big Burr the metal like almost melts and spreads out.
Yeah, as a student leaves these weird little thin.
Jagged like fucking knives. Paper.
Thin, yeah, and they will slice
shield, but dude, that was so funny.
Paul passed out and I was like. See, that's hilarious.
It was like when I was doing Jackie's Floor and on my own.
When you cut your fucking hand up.
So I was. Sitting there and like, the
table saw's out in her front yard.
So that's where it happens. And so instantly when it does,
I'm like, fuck. So I grab my wrist and I squeeze
my wrist and I walk inside and I start looking around her house
for band aids and I start looking around for super glue
and I'm like, well, I always glue my cuts clothes so.
It. Wasn't cut my finger was like
hamburger meat at the end. And so I'm looking around.
I'm like, I can't find this anywhere.
So my sister's a nurse. She lives two blocks from the
hospital and she's at work at the hospital.
I'm doing her floor in her kitchen.
So I call her up because I just use like Siri, I'm like, hey, do
this And it calls her. And the whole time I'm just
holding my wrist. I'm like, hey, how's your day
going? She's like, good, what's up?
And I'm like, where's your super glue?
And she's like, why? And I was like, well, I just got
a little cut and she's like, does it need stitches?
And I'm like, and she's like, I'll be right there.
So she rides like she walks to work sometimes because it was
two blocks from her house and it was a nice day.
So she gets a ride home from a Co worker and she walks in my
fingers literally hamburger meat and I'm still standing there.
Like, you know, I mean, shock happens when you're.
Yeah, yeah, when you fuck yourself.
But it's just that like, I don't know, those types of things
usually in that mount, like it doesn't even click in my head of
like, oh, hey, there's blood. Or that's, you know, it's, it's
more of like, and when it is bleeding, it's like, hey, you're
getting blood on this. We should stop so we don't get
blood on this. Like it's not usually, Oh, we're
in so much pain or this it's like, oh, hey, we should stop
that so we don't make a mess of our work.
Right. And that's usually what it ends
up being. But that's hilarious that he
just like passed out twice. But that's the thing though,
man. I mean, I've been injured so
many times as a kid, like slicing my body.
Open psychological that like because that seems almost
totally out of their control. Well, I think it would be.
I think it's usually like a learned behavior.
You he saw somebody as a child like that's usually where our
fears start stemming from like. Some traumatic experience.
Well right, like my both my parents, I think more likely
they hated spiders or creepy crawlies.
OK, but my son Xander will play with spiders and they'll pick
him up and let him and it's just.
Addie used to when she was like little little and then 77 or
8:00. She learned to fear.
Yeah, something about and I was like, what changed?
Because she used to be so fearless about like bugs and
everything and then something and she's like.
Well, and that's usually you see, you see somebody else who's
scared of it. So when Xander was into it, I
was just like, Oh yeah, in my head, I'm like, what the fuck
are you doing? Like you're playing with a
dangerous animal. But the, the, the, the majority
of these animals are very, no, they're, they're benign.
And so it's, it's funny, dude, because we learn these fears and
that's where it comes from. But you can unlearn those.
It just takes time. Like, I used to have a big fear
of spiders, and I think that's where my fear came from was
probably my parents. But I got over it completely.
I mean, almost to the point where I could, you know,
they're, they're weird and I don't want them crawling.
I don't like anything on my skin, but I don't like other
people touching me. So I mean, this is my wife.
But like back rubs and shit like that.
Yeah, like, I hate that fucker that shows up to a networking
event and he's like rubbing yourself.
Hey, man, what's up? Look at.
The fuck? Yeah, that would be weird.
Why are you? Touching me like that.
Yeah, we're not that close. Camp Counselor.
No, never had that. People at church.
People at church were that weird.
Really. Yeah.
Because they come up. Oh, how you doing today?
Nowhere else maybe. Like, no, I don't think I had to
any weird uncles or aunts that would do that.
No, I mean, I was just at church.
I'm just saying that was really the only place I've got that
type of like. Touchy crap, yeah.
Like I, and it's funny because I'm a very, like I'm a very
open, loving, emotional person, but I just don't, I mean
touches. I'm a very touchy person,
though. I I'm a very like, no you like
person. Yeah, I love hugs and like.
It's massages and stuff. Like I think it's the intimate
thing. Like I couldn't even be cool
with like I mean, I don't know what I would do.
Like it back in the day, like if some chick like touched my
thigh, I'd be like now. But like, I remember when I tore
my hamstring in this, they put this brand new like assistant at
the physical therapy clinic and I had to partially tore my
hamstring in a movie that I was working on.
And when we were working on, I was like, they're like, oh, you
need to get like massage therapy and stuff like that.
And this girl's like, did you bring any shorts?
I'm like, no, we got some pair over here and apparently they
got him from 70s roller skating movies because this shit was so
high. It was like the Navy's Catch me
Fuck me shorts. Well, it's because they're
trying to. DT Swimmers.
Is much too massage while you still feeling comfortable like
when I when I first would go get massages like do you get.
Fully naked. I do now.
I didn't when I first started. I would, I was in my underwear
and over years and like finding comfortability.
I'm like, what's the worst thing that happens?
They see my Dick, they see my ass.
Honestly, who the hell cares? Am I really that nervous that
someone's going to see me? I'm a fucking tiny person.
Like if I'm self-conscious, I'm self-conscious when I'm at the
gym or. Something if I was fat, I could
cover up some of those things, right?
But you it's like all there. I'm like, it doesn't matter.
So the skeleton, yeah. So I'm like, really?
With some skin on it. Yeah, so I'm like, what do I
like? I can sit and be nervous about
that. And I think when I like at my
first massage, I was like, well, what if they, what if they see
me naked? What if they give me a rub down
and I get really hard and then I feel really uncomfortable?
So I got to ask that. Because I I was 19.
What did you did? Have you ever had that time
where it's moved? No, thankfully.
No, it's usually like women like Olga.
No, no. You had some really hot chick
put your hands on you. I have, I've had all sorts of
them. I've had hot chicks, I've had
like I've had guy massages, I've had a really larger mate lady
who gave really good deep muscle massages like so I've had all
sorts of ones. And but it was that fear of
like, Oh my God, what if I get an erection while I'm getting
massage? And I'm going to feel really
uncomfortable and they're going to feel really uncomfortable.
It's understandable like. So that was a thing of like,
shit, like, what if that happens?
It's not happened. But in the back of my mind it
was like, oh shit, like what? What if that does?
Like I don't want him to think I'm a creep because I was
sitting here getting massage and all of a sudden my Dick's
getting hard. See no crazy dude because like
my mine was that one and I don't know if she was getting fresh or
she just didn't know, but she's putting her hand and it it
touched my balls twice like her fingertips did.
And I mean, she's not wearing gloves.
Yeah. Some like, yeah.
Is this girl just like she's just like a kind of like a
psychopath that gets off on this like touch an old?
Man, well, maybe she likes grazing the Raisin.
You know it just. Well, I guess.
Or maybe it was an accident, you know?
I mean Raisin dude, I mean. I don't think so, it just popped
in my head. Grazing.
Grazing the raising. It'd.
Be more of the nipples. Like, you know, that's when my
buddy used to say there was this woman I worked with and I we
were just all friends at work and I'm like roughhousing with
her and roughhousing other guys. And my buddy goes, dude, stop
doing that. And I'm like, why?
And he goes, I think she likes it.
I'm like, what do you mean, 'cause she's smuggling raisins
and her nipples were so hard and I.
Haven't heard that in so long. I know, right?
Oh my God. Something smuggling raisins.
I just laugh. I'm like, oh, oh, And he goes,
yeah, she's like, and I'm like, no, no, no, that's totally cool.
She was married. And he's just like, yeah, he
goes, nothing good happens when that starts happening.
And I'm like, hey, it's cool. Then she was always weird.
She's like, hey, how come you don't play fight with me
anymore? She's like, it's hard for me to
go home and have sex with my husband because I'm just not
riled up. So she couldn't play fight at
her husband anyways because her husband was like, this is the
same woman. I don't know if I told you she
got she was being stalked. Yeah.
At work. From some guy, some guy that
they didn't know. And I was, I was her boss at
work. And as we there was she was
telling me all about this. And I'm like, I'm, I'm Mr.
Protector, but she's my friend. That's all I think.
And that's at the time, again, I'm young and I'm stupid, OK?
I'm probably like 20-2 years old.
And she's like, yeah, this guy comes by my house at night and
he sits in his truck across from our apartment complex.
And this is like in South Provo, CD S Provo back in the day.
You know, that red brick place over there by Jimmy's love Bug?
Yeah, there's a 711 by right there, right there.
So that red apartments, that's where I'm talking about.
And you know what I'm talking about.
That 711 was where I met a guy and bought my first bag of
schwag back in the day. Yeah, that that tracks.
Yeah, because I was like, where do you have to go?
And they're like, oh, you have to go down to the poor side of
town. Like this sketchy side was like,
oh, okay, well I mean, go with my friends.
They know where to get this, so that's cool.
Sketch is. Fun get it?
Always Nick. Angeles was marked ABS a tardy
in one or. What the fuck?
It started talking out loud. It was.
It reads off all my text and they.
Arrive. Yeah, weird, weird.
Anyways, no, it was my sound. I was like what the fuck is
sound like anyways you were going on?
No, I just, I really like this strain.
It's a very, it says it's supposed to be like uplifting,
happy, good for depression, anxiety.
Yeah, really good. You know, mood lifting, mood
boosting. I'm like.
Not hungry. It's supposed to help with
appetite loss though, I think. Yeah, I don't, I don't feel
that. I mean, there are.
No, no, no. Nausea, that's what nausea
nausea could. It definitely could.
And usually you're indica leaning strains.
I found a strain strains are typically they're really good
for GI problems. Depending on that's when your
percentages of THC are really going to matter though.
Does it like I what I give myself?
The higher percentage helps more with your GI stuff, yes.
OK, you know, it this what I equivalently am getting and it
for those who know, I have given myself IBS through injections.
The only reason why I was doing that was they just had me on a
super high dose. Yeah, now I've lowered my dose,
I don't have those anymore. Dude, that's amazing.
It's literally, I mean. Well, it's kind.
Of like what we talk about on this dose.
My blood sugar is slowly getting lower because I have to do that,
but I've got way more of my. I've got like 10 weeks worth of
shots, so that's so awesome. But at the same time, like dude,
I'm I'm telling you like if, if you've got irritable bowels, if
you've got headaches like migraines, good ones where this
would be a really great one. My wife gets migraines
frequently and a lot of it's stress induced and she the Peach
OG perfect. OK, Yeah, Mango is.
There's a lot of mango headaches that come from it.
Like is it stress, tension that because I feel when I get that
sometimes it's always just so tight up here at the base of my
skull and knot, but it's not very often.
This would be a really good one for that man.
Yeah. Because then you could have
that. And always a little bit of CBD
together has been the best combination to be able to
relieve that. And that's what we found.
Like Mango OG, she did that. And that one's like, perfect for
her. And I mean, but she also used to
like those the purple punch edibles.
Now they give her headaches. What?
But a lot of it's stressed induced.
So also think about, and I've been thinking about this lately
guys, and maybe we'll talk about this in a SASH where what is it
with your endocannabinoid system and stress?
Like how does that because the way you feel can change the
chemical on on your serotonin, your dopamine, Because if you do
enough cannabis, you will get a good amount of dopamine hit from
your brain. That's usually those really
euphoric ones, like you're like, but other things, right?
Our endocannabinoid system is. I'm wondering if stress has
anything to affect that. I would imagine because remember
when when we have Doctor Riley Kirk on the show and she said
that even sat in setting is a huge thing, but we don't think
of that as in where we're actually at.
She said that the strain that she would normally would use all
the time and is great. She puffed out at a place right
before a conference and that put her into a state of anxiety and
panic that she had to go and walk because and setting.
So where she was normally safe, comfortable, used to this
experience in this place, she wasn't in that place.
So, you know, maybe it is maybe stress, maybe this strain now
sends her down these same thought signals, same patterns,
whatever, that she's in the same stress that's causing the
tension and that so it doesn't actually dissipate anymore.
Right. And that's, and that's something
else that we talk about all the time, dude.
Set setting and intention, like if you're using it for something
like research it real quick. That's one of the things I love
about ChatGPT is I just ask it real quick.
I'm like, hey, I've got a headache and I've got these
strains. Which of these terpenes and
strains would match really well and helping me with that?
What information can you find? And then it goes through all of
them and it's like you've got a ton of sativa strains.
You got one Indica strain. Use the Indica 1 and here's why.
And if you have CBD, get CBD and take about this much of CBD.
And I was like cool, like that was perfect.
Took gave it to my wife and she was great.
That's fantastic. So it's like, you know, now it's
the only thing with her. I think that the last hurdle is
letting the kids know that she is, but they they pretty much
know. Yeah, it's that fear though.
Like what will they think? Or they're going to think that,
you know, because it's the stigma.
Well, cannabis is, you know, makes you dumb, makes you this.
It's all the things that we grew up learning, right?
Are being told. Well, and, and I, I try to make
it as normal as possible, like with my kids, ask me, they go,
what smells like a skunk in here?
And I said, are you stupid? Well, they know now.
Yeah, I'm like, are you stupid? Like, how long have I been your
dad? And they're like, I'm like,
yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't ask dumb questions.
And now and, and if if their friends come over and their
friends smell me, the kids are like, oh, is that a skunk?
Like, Oh no, my dad has a medicine that smells, but he's
good. It's.
Kind of funny. Addie's been several of Addie's
friends and that know that I use cannabis.
Their friends parents know because they know that I even
have a show. Yeah, it's funny.
They're like, oh, oh, OK, that's cool.
We're like, oh, my aunt uses cannabis.
Like it's always someone who's like, I don't.
Get negative stuff anymore? Nope, and it's funny because
Addie's friends, Mormon friends, like it doesn't really matter
and non Mormon friends because Utah, but like you know, out
wherever you guys are, I'm sure it's the same way.
There's people all over you find and the problem is there is a
lot of closeted cannabis consumers, but there is a lot of
people who are way more open and honest and like accepting or
curious about it. There's also and and I'm going
to I'm going to put it the I'm going to give it to Brandon.
We're going to put this link down below.
Watch this cock sucker tell everybody that cannabis is one
of the worst things in the world.
It is propaganda. It is straight up propaganda
just because they wear a white lab coat and there's ADR in
front of their name. Oh my gosh, you know that guy
could have a doctorate in elementary education.
Any person who has a doctorate and prefers to be called a
doctor. First of all, you're a fuck.
And I'm not going to call you it because I just don't see you as
that. No, there's a Doctor Riley Kirk.
Doctor Riley Kirk is a scientist and a doctor.
But I respect her, that's why I call her a doctor if.
She is if she goes to. Someone for something specific
and I value that. I would call them a doctor if
I'm not going to a human. It's like a doctor to marketing.
Expertise. I'm not going to call them
anything other than their name because to me their education,
their whatever means fuck all because I'm not there for that.
A doctor for me has always been in the healing sense, so I I I
have a hard time with that one. But anyways, I dig your.
Ass. Yeah, well, it's like the
unsolicited like, oh, well, I'm a doctor.
Well, I don't give a shit. You don't call me Lord of
Underworld Darkness. Like that's what, like identify
as this? Call me this.
That's cool. You're a doctor.
I don't care. It doesn't mean anything to me.
Dude, I, I remember, I've done stuff.
I've told people I'm like, oh, if you take this and this, it'll
help you out. And they go, really?
How do you know that? And I'm like, I play doctor on
TV and I don't say anything past that.
And I just keep talking and they're like, they catch that
last part TV and they're all, they just sit there and I'm
like, yeah, anyways, yeah, get some as a get some Epsom salts
and yeah, you should be fine, right?
I mean, it's it's ridiculous. It's ridiculous.
It's understanding that we're supposed to trust those who have
doctorate. You know, Doctor Fauci is a
doctor. Also, many people that I know
who are doctors taking their doctorate are hypochondriacs and
so if they think they have everything and know everything,
do you potentially have everything and like?
I used to get freaked out. I used to go to Google all the
time. Yeah, but it's, I know many
people who are like that and it's hey, but they're even in
medical professional doctorate levels of this.
And it's like, so if that is the expertise you're coming from and
that you want me to trust you as an.
Expert right now did you? I mean you would walk around in
a full body condom if you're like an STD expert.
Well, it's like me going around going, hey, I use cannabis, but
you should be afraid of it. You should be very afraid of it
and you should be afraid of it. You shouldn't use it because you
should be afraid of it. But let me teach you about
cannabis. And I use it every day and then
I'm going. But I'm an expert and you should
trust me. And then, well, why?
You're not giving me any credible source.
You're just saying, hey, I'm an expert.
Where? Well, what makes you an expert?
What's the credit of this doctor?
Two letter word in front of your name that gives you an expert.
Yeah, and that and he has scanned the brains of Miley
Cyrus and Justin Bieber. Oh my gosh.
So I am bought in 100% and I'm like.
Wait. Check it out.
You were able to scan a drug addict's brain.
And two people's brain out of how many billions of minds and
and that determines that cannabis.
Is harmful because it's they've never used.
Anything else? Their family that their parents
never used. Anything else.
Their mom when they were in the womb, never consumed anything
else. No other substance or anything
that could have been considered harmful in any way to that human
was ever introduced into their system and these two minds.
That's a very close minded perspective to be publicizing.
Well, not only that, I mean, if if you are looking for evidence,
you'll find it. And it's always that way.
Regardless of whatever, if you want to argue against or for
something, there's always evidence for that.
But the The thing is, is that when you you just have to look
at the results of what people are getting out of it.
Like you guys. So pay attention.
Next week we're coming out with another episode.
Pay attention. Get on the sesh.
A little longer, but well worth it.
Yeah, catch you then. Take it easy.