Welcome to Cannabis School. I'm your host, Jesse Angelus.
And I'm Brandon Elder, and we're here to talk to you about
everything pertaining to cannabis from bait flower,
edibles, strains, and everything in between.
Hey Jesse. Hey dude.
Hey bad man. I've been really good, man.
Really excited to get this recording out.
This is a totally tubular we're going to go Michelangelo and
Ninja Turtle shit right now. This strain is very tubular and
the reason why it's if you can imagine this song that's playing
right now and you're going, man, what is this is it is going to
be. It's kind of lime when there's
coconut but. Can't be lime coconut.
Is that a strain? It is.
But you know what this strain do?
We had to tell him about it. It is so tasty.
This strain actually is Cafe Rio makes this really tasty Key Lime
Pie. That's what this reminds me of
this strain. Key Lime Pie.
Yes, this is a. A very unique tasting strain
just to kind of give us a little bit of direction here.
What's what's strain is this? Yeah, the Key Lime Pie is an
increased hybrid. It's usually 2025%, so low mid
20s on THC. Fantastic strain though.
What was your experience? Well, the first thing is the
actual taste. And we had this in multiple, we
had this one in in a bomb, right in a in a bubbler.
And that was amazing. And the amazing part was, is
that it leaves this lime taste coating.
Your mouth really washes over it.
Oh yeah, like you have that citrusy, you know, imagine, you
know, before, I mean, I don't even know if you can buy these
anymore. So a Corona beer.
So I used to drink Coronas way back in the day and you know
that taste that you get, you get that lime and you pop it into
your bottle and that first taste, you get that a lot of
lime and you get that Corona washing over that skunky beer.
And this reminded me of that. When I haven't, I haven't had
alcohol in many years and it brought me back to that.
It brought me back to that. Ice cold refreshing lime
tasteless is right after and right.
It was like right there after pulling off the bottle and this
lime rush that goes over your mouth and your palate and it the
great thing is it stays. It does.
Very unique. Yeah, it it doesn't go away with
that. It just sits there and you're
left with that in your mouth for an hour.
Yeah. Oh yeah, good hour.
Like I was even to the point where I didn't want to eat or
drink anything because I wanted that taste to stay in there and
and it goes really well with the feelings.
So, Brandon, I get some Key Lime Pie.
I'm really excited. I grind it up, I can smell that
lime rind. What am I going to feel, man?
This experience was it was really fast.
It wasn't like a delayed reaction.
It was more instantaneous and I felt a lot of relaxation in my
face immediately. And then from there it just kind
of continued down through my whole body.
It took a little bit, not really a very cerebral high, so it kind
of settled down more into my body after the after the
experience settled in, you know, 1520 minutes into it, I didn't
have it in my face at all. It was really more of a body
high and not cerebral at all. Like it wasn't foggy.
You don't have any sense of distraction.
Yeah, I I would say definitely, you know your early to midday
type of smoke. We both have tried this
directly. I've had it just in flour.
Have you had it in vape? Not yet, no.
Curious. I have had it in an edible
though. Oh, how was that?
10 milligrams. I don't.
I don't know. OK.
It tasted yummy. Well, there you go.
I So that that encourages me. It's something the next round
that we get I will make some gummies And then I'm also
thinking of this really made me think of creating like those Key
Lime tarts. You know what I mean?
Those little that would be perfect bowls.
I've got a lot of of these little dishes to make like
what's that called? Like the, the molten chocolate
cake. Yeah, you know what I mean?
Like the Key Lime Pie one. Yeah, and just infuse it.
Crust. That'd be delicious.
You should totally make an infused Key Lime Pie.
Oh dude, with Key Lime Pie, you just do the minis and we can go
by milligram. Oh yeah.
Hey, if you're listening, do that.
Our friend out at Sew and Re Charity.
You need to make that girl.
That would be awesome. The sensation you get from Key
Lime Pie is just. Very relaxed and very open.
I wouldn't say super creative one though.
It was more like dreamy feelings.
I felt like it would be a good lazy Sunday for me.
We're kind of just chilling at the end of the night.
Kind of strain, but I didn't really experience couch lock
with it. But I think that someone who is
newer to cannabis might experience some couch lock.
Yeah, low and slow with this, definitely.
If you've got a vaporizer, highly recommend getting the
packs three with you know we we've got another episode coming
out about pieces. If you can again flower by far
the best. I would say experiencing this
strain next would be edible. And then and lastly if you if
you have your hands on a cart you might find a great live live
Ross. And yeah if it's a live Ross and
pen I I guarantee you'll be able to taste that and it it lasts a
good time. I wouldn't say like record time.
Like honey wines is definitely a record.
It's a record one for flower. Yeah, I was quite impressed,
Yeah. But the Key Lime, it's a pretty
average time for a flower experience.
So really it's. I mean for me, that's 30 minutes
to an hour. Yeah, about me too.
The smell on it was you can still smell like the lime
citrus. The has like a very sour,
citrusy smell to it. Yeah, with the taste on there.
Did you get hints of candy almost.
Yeah I did. And it's very strange especially
for flour because when we when and and I would say this, you
know with the bong it was great, but you got to be the person who
gets the first pole because you're not going to taste it as
much or second. Those are my favorite too.
Whether the first or second pole, OK yeah I I would say but
with the vaporizer it was really nice because it was the entire
experience. I absolutely loved it.
It it was awesome. It was really cool.
It's a great one for like aches and pains or insomnia, anxiety,
stress and PTSD. So it really helped with my
back. I know that was really nice and
kind of life has been a lot of anxious stuff lately.
So it was a nice, nice chill unwinding at the end of the day,
like alright, yeah. I'm going to chill, enjoy some
Key Lime Pie and not worry about all this.
Well, it's and it kind of goes to we've got this weird local
thing here in Utah. Gray matter, Gray matters.
You see this? It's like an anti cannabis
thing. Yeah it's kind of funny.
So it has this has all these facts about how it can mess kids
up, you know in their development which.
You know what? I'm neither on either side on
that because there's not enough data to show anything.
And the data that has been pulled has all been from non
circumstantial stuff, right? Very randomly, yeah.
So there's no actual studies that they have to prove much of
that. It's just how many people are
wanting to dose their children, right?
And and and part of this Gray matter is just.
The funny one I saw like they've been like making bold claims and
then people will just beat the shit out of them with the Comets
and then they'll do another what are they be the shit of The
latest one was like, yeah, can marijuana.
And I I mean I used to be like just call it pop marijuana, but
it's cannabis, right? Cannabis is medicine and there's
a point to this story. So it's coming.
But you know their latest one is cannabis is known to.
Kind of make memories foggy. Like what?
OK, so you're telling us the fact finally, right?
But the the idea behind any of these plants that you consume in
whatever way you're doing, it's your intent.
You have to remember your intent.
What am I going in for? Kind of prepping the mine
because this is a mine altering substance.
Bar none that I mean, it has other very healthy attributes to
it, but so does psilocybin. So does ketamine.
So are all these other different things that you could be able to
put into your body. And so you need to have intent
with it when you're putting cannabis into your system.
So see, like Key Lime Pie if you're over there, if you have
pains, aches, take it for that one.
If you need to chill out, go in with that intent.
Like I just need to relax. Remember your intent.
Right, so with this Key Lime Pie, if you're feeling like, you
know what, I want something a little tasty.
I want something to kind of put me on a beach.
There you go. This is, I just want to feel
like I'm on a beach. I'm going to sit out my backyard
in my shitty chair with my cheap sun dollar, my cheap $10
sunglasses, probably like 20 now, and I just want to relax.
Because it's just like it's it's as nice, even beat.
And that's why I think that Key Lime Pie is it is a great strain
to keep yourself just relaxed. Yeah, it was a nice, perfect
even beat. So I know we always go over
reviews you found in the reviews that are pretty good.
Oh yeah, the one that I found was just love everything about
this. The smell, the taste, the wow it
makes me feel. I suffer with anxiety and
depression in part because of the pain I have in my legs and
feet. My anxiety has also caused my
insomnia to raise back up its ugly head once again in my life
with the Key Lime Pie, the smell alone when I walk into the room
where I kept it starts to take away the bad and makes me smile.
I only need a couple puffs, I'm a lightweight and all my anxiety
and depression are gone and my thoughts are clear.
At bedtime, I will double up and I'll sleep like a baby.
No problem. Life's been tough for, like, a
lot of people. Yeah, a lot of people suffer
from anxiety, depression, stress, insomnia, and could use
a little Key Lime Pie. Yeah, I agree.
Life is stressful. You know?
When when people ask, you know, what do you do to relieve
stress, Well, you know, I work out.
I work out a lot. I also like to.
Just hang with my wife. But I'll tell you right now in
the background, got some Key Lime Pie.
I'm going to be all right if I've got a puff in the morning,
afternoon and at night and maybe all the other places in between.
Whatever. Sometimes you just got to go
with the flow. Your smile might just be a
little bigger that day, That's all.
Yeah, definitely. So if you get a chance, step
into your local dispensary and ask him about Key Lime Pie.
See if they've got some on hand. If you get it in a distal it.
Sure, With us. Tell us what's up.
Yeah, let us know your experiences.
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