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Evil Dead inks. In the house.
Hello, this is again. We're still in between seasons,
but it's a holiday, you know, it's a special, special day for
a special. Special boy, I don't know is
that did you use Euro trip that? Big a little bit I might have I
think I was trying to go for Friday the 13th, but I.
Oh, it was. I I watched Euro trip the other
day and that's literally I think the euro trip I mean not the
holiday might have been. Is that DJ Qualls?
No, there ain't nobody recognizable in that, I guess,
minus Matt Damon and Diedrich Bader and.
Matt Damon. Yeah, Matt Damon.
OK, so what's the one with DJ Qualls?
Is that road trip? That's road trip.
That's that. That was like 4 years
previously. All they all got Trip in the
title, so they're all the. Same.
Yeah, if you're only on a trip and it's teens, early 20s and
it's the raunchy comedy thing, it was that was the riding high
wave from 2000 to I think 2000. Yeah, 2004 is probably the the
end of that run. And then we had like out cold
and grind and all those other like weird.
I like. Out Cold, that's still top.
That was when I was introduced to Zach Galifianakis and nobody,
nobody else really got on board with him until he did The
Hangover. And I'm like, that's the dude
from Out Cold. Yeah, the the early days of him
trying to break in and be a funny dude and, and he is a
funny dude, but I think he is might have Hollywood might have
got tired of him. I think he would.
He's still a very funny guy. But I think they they did that
thing that they always do, you know, like everyone, everyone
likes him, throw him at everything, kind of the general.
Or, you know, there's a did you see?
There's a dude that's in Vegas that does a impersonation of him
that looks just like him and dresses like him from The
Hangover. And he quit his day job and he's
just a straight up Zach Galifianakis impersonator actor
that, yeah, just shows up for photos.
Like you get that you can hire him to just be in your party
photos in Vegas, which is, and it looks just like him too.
It it is spot on. That's well, you know, if it was
going to be any place, it would be Vegas because that, you know,
they have Superman out on the. Well, that's where the movie
takes place too. So it's like if man, if you got
it, I guess want it go with that.
So absolutely maybe I should try to go for that Seth, not Seth
the Seth Rogen. What's his what's his number one
movie? Oh, you.
Think is it? I don't know.
I would say I would have said knocked up back in the day, but
I don't. Know yeah, that one would be
tough to do. I was thinking, thinking more
Pineapple Express. So you have to do stuff like him
and Pineapple Express and go around.
I think he's in Los Angeles and go around in Los Angeles with my
soup jacket, different cosplays and yeah, make the laugh and see
if I can. Do the.
Laugh. Do the laugh for the folks out
there. That's for the new.
Look and sound like him apparently.
I don't necessarily see it, but other people have said.
I'm telling you for the new people, but that's a reoccurring
thing. Like when you and I first
started hanging out, there was one time you cracked a laugh and
it sounded like him and we were like, that is spot on.
That's a spot on Seth Rogen impersonation.
And you're like, I'm not, I wasn't.
So it's really weird how I kind of go.
I'd really kind of try without trying, but trying to not be
like anything or anyone else. And I, I'm befuddled,
flabbergasted, and astonished the amount of times I get told
by other people that they swear they saw me in said place that I
would never ever fucking be at, but they swear they saw me
there. So there's someone out there in
my, I don't know, semi immediate area that looks like me and I I
can't wait to come across the fucking guy and.
Brian Pussain just strolling through your neck of the.
I've gotten Brian Pussain. I've gotten It's a country
singer. I can't ever remember his name.
The wife always does, but I don't ever.
Oh, there's a cat right there. This this is whiskey.
He and his son coming down. He likes being down in the
basement. Well, it's.
Naming cool in the basement man and keep you company.
I was going to ask you since this is Easter, do you have your
stockpile of Cadbury eggs or are you running low?
You got to swat like stock up on the kids stashes.
For you, but I picked up one of those.
They had 16 of them in this thing.
I'm down to 2. I did split half of them with my
daughter because she's also a Cadbury fiend and she blew
through hers already. So.
So I've had my 8 for the season here, yeah.
I have not picked any up. I'm, I'm, sadly I'm, I'm a
little behind on Easter, but you know, off air.
So obviously. It is it's, it's the worst
holiday. Let's just be.
Honest, it's not the worst, it's just the one that doesn't make
any sense. Yeah, well, I think it's just
it's super stale and then it's I have to buy, you know, you do an
Easter basket, which the older your kids get, it just
progresses into bigger presence kind of a deal.
And that's where like I get kind of stuck in that trap.
Like last year we got on bikes and I think since my daughter's
old enough and she's moved out that she's probably going to get
household appliances and or silver this year, yeah.
Plunger. Need a plunger?
I already got her a plunger and a toilet scrubber, so 'cause I
was like, you are going to need this and when if you don't have
it and you need it, that's bad. That's.
When you, that's when you go out to the courtyard and get rather
a stick off a tree and you use that.
Not that I've done that. I I mean you, you got to do what
you got to do when you got to do it.
But I came up with a a fun little list I did some perusing
evil on on the interwebs of Easter based horror movies.
Now for the new. I only know I only know one off
the top of my head. I, I, I guarantee it's on my
list because it was my, it was my, it's this movie.
But we are sorely lacking in Easter based horror movies.
And I think, like you said, it's a weird holiday, right?
So I just think that it's kind of a crappy, yeah.
Like, how do you explain it? Like I heard I heard of Eddie,
Eddie Izzard say like, well, kids eat chocolate eggs because
chocolate is brown on the color of wood on the cross.
That makes no sense. Explain it they Yeah, they Jesus
comes back from beyond as a zombie man and then we hide eggs
from rabbits. I'm in sold.
But yeah, this is a weird holiday.
So it's tough to create a horror movie based on, like you said,
these, these parameters that we have.
And I feel like it's now that I've done some looking.
It's not that we're sorely lacking Easter horror movies,
we're just sorely lacking good Easter horror movies because you
kind of get stuck into this parameter of Easter Bunny, you
know, and that's about as creative as you can get.
So I got a list for you I want to run down to see if you have
heard of and, or seen any of these.
And then we'll hit me, Sir. And and these are movies I
looked up and did not necessarily deep dive so I
didn't look at plot synopsis, but I I saw cover art.
You know, you could probably wing it just off of cover.
And I, and I think that may be the exercise today, which OK, so
First off, at the top of the list is the Bunny Man trilogy,
which I own one of the Bunny Man movies.
Is it just Bunny man or is it the Bunny man or Bunny Man
massacre? So Bunny Man is the first movie,
and then there's Bunny Man Massacre, and then there's Bunny
Man Returns or whatever, but. The return of the Bunny man.
Yeah, the return of ye. Olde when the Bunny man.
Dark Knight of the Bunny Man. But yeah, so that's a trilogy
and I got put onto that a long time ago by my homie London
Chris, even though he's not from London, he's from bloody
Birmingham. And he would love to tell me
that, but he he loved weird low budget horror movies and he put
me on to that and he gave me Bunny Man.
So it's not good, just it's not good.
He didn't give you money, man. He got rid of Bunny Man.
Next up on the list is Beaster Day.
Here comes Peter Cotton hell. That is something I would
probably not even finish reading that title and I'd be like, I'm
moving. On I'm passing, yeah.
Moving the fuck on. Some made for sci-fi business.
I'm I'm all about beaster day though.
That's that's. About as creative as you can
get. That's that.
You're going to have 100 people pronouncing that 100 different
ways and never getting it right. So the third one on the list I
was talking to you off air about and I got the title wrong.
So this one has our boy Robert Zadar in it.
Rest in peace. Also an appearance by.
He looked like a rabbit. Something and an appearance by
Pickle Rick himself, Ari Layman. This movie is called Easter
Sunday and I believe. That sounds from.
It's got like an Easter basket with like a severed head.
It's a really cool drawn cover, but I feel like it's it's a
we're going to have a stabbed in the face syndrome.
I feel like it's a poster. Yeah, all poster.
You know, 2 cameos on Robert Zadar basically on his fucking
deathbed and Ari Layman just trying to get paid because he
sucks. I need to stay relevant quick.
Put me in Easter Sunday. It's how we get into a feud with
Ari Layman. Yeah, Ari Lame, the man.
Well, I'll tell you this again. For the long time listeners,
they've known you've had an, you've had your very own Easter
egg on your set of Ari Layman. Yeah.
You if you go back, you might be able to find such.
You got to you got to travel several years in the past.
Yes, you do. But there, it's there and we.
Did lock some of those behind a Patreon wall at some point.
I think you want some of the archive stuff.
You have to. I think they're a lot of them
are memberships only, which quick.
Sidebar difference. You did mention as we started
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so it's waiting for you when we can actually.
Be. In the cabin together.
I'm also curious before I continue this list, I want to
throw this out there. Anybody new that's watching,
listening, however they're consuming this podcast?
If you know of better Easter horror movies, let us know,
because we're trying. You're getting very liberal with
the use of better there. Yeah, well.
And also I just say other Easter horror Easter movies.
If any of you have. Seen you should open that up to
any category. If any of you have seen any of
the movies on this list and they don't suck as bad as we think
they suck, let me know and I will maybe buy them for a dollar
if I come across them. But all right, next on the list
Evil is just Cottontail but spelled with AK.
So a killer Easter Bunny. I feel like I've seen this at
Walmart like Velossa Pastor. I could have swear Joe Bob
didn't eat your special on shutter and that might have been
one of them. Well, if anybody would do it,
it'd be Joe Bob. He's scraping the bottom of the
horror barrel. Yeah, that sounds very familiar.
I don't know. The K is what throws me off on
something very familiar about that.
But the other K for cotton. Then next, which is another play
on Cottontail Peter Rotten Tail. It might have been that one
shit. Either one of one of those two
are shit. Maybe both of them maybe double
featured that that common. Oh my.
God, how would you keep them straight?
I'm telling you, the the best you can do when it comes to
Easter horror movies is just different plays on the Easter
Bunny. That's all that there is.
That's all you got except for Save for two.
Would I say would people get, would people lose their shit if
you kind of went the Jesus angle and Jesus came back, but he's
vengeful now? Yo, Passion of the Christ is on
my list. I think that's the ultimate
Easter movie. You're.
Shit. That shit's hardcore.
That's that's more hardcore than Serbian Film and All the Faces
of Death combined. I.
Don't know, but we'll get to faces of death here, probably in
a in a few. Yes, we will.
All right. Next, which I I've never heard
of this, but apparently there are three of them.
Cereal Rabbit. Next.
Right. I was like, damn, you made three
of them. How much did they cost to make?
How much did the first one cost to make?
So how much money did you make off of it?
Those are. Just like one movie, they broke
into 3 into two sequel. Yeah, they just, it's one
unbroken shot that's six hours long and they're like, shit.
Yeah, like I made the, I made the the.
Was it the godfather of Easter Horn?
So it's bad. I'm going to die on that hill,
much like Jesus. Up on the cross.
I hate the Godfather movies and that's like a hot take now where
it's like, oh it doesn't want your godfather.
I just really don't. I would much rather watch
Goodfellas or Scarface or Casino.
Fucking Bronx Tale. I'd rather watch anything.
Those are all good. Mel Brooks's Mafia over The
Godfather. I've never seen the godfathers.
The wife has it. She digs them.
I think there's one that's whatever is the the bad 1/3 is
1. She actually I died down, but
I've never gotten around to them.
Bro. If maybe one day.
If you just want to sleep, put on the Godfather.
No, if I want to sleep upon Leviathan, the Hellraiser
documentary, that's your best sleeping documentary ever made.
I don't care how big of a fucking fan of Hellraiser you
are, you will not survive Leviathan the making of Hellra.
Yeah, I can't do it. Yeah, we fucking love
documentary to death. And my God, it is stagnant.
Interviews in like a white room, no backgrounds, no clips, no
cutaways, no fancy like screen titles.
Nope. And just British monotone.
I was gonna say that's the other I can't do a really great
British accent, but that's the main take away.
Think of that dude in basketball that's falling asleep to the
Horse Whisperer, and that's what it is trying to get through.
I've never finished Leviathan and I told you about it and
you're like, I'll tell you. And you were all chest puffed
out like I can do this shit. We love documentary.
You didn't make it through. Either I think I made it about
40 minutes because it literally is what when I wrote, when I
wrote bloodline, whatever the fuck, like hell bound I was
thinking to myself or and it's just so fucking boring.
It is monotone as it possibly get.
They could be saying the most gnarly factoids you can get, but
their delivery is so they're reading the Sunday paper half a.
The Franks. And you will be.
Insane. So, you know, like, I don't
fucking care anymore. Yeah, put somebody else on the.
Razor less because of it. Yeah, give me somebody with some
energy and it's weird. Even the liquid pig who's the
hellraiser go to guy is like, yeah that's tough.
That's bad. If you want good Hellraiser
coverage and not good and air quotes, just just watch the
Hellraiser segments in the In Search of Darkness.
They're really like a bridged coverage of Hellraiser.
So they're not bad, but they're not going to give you all the
juicy tidbits you want from like a six hour dock.
But it's in. The Have you seen the meme going
around about Hellraiser lately? This week, maybe.
I don't know. And it it's of what the main
actress? Oh, Ashley Lawrence.
No, no, no, you're you're a villain actress the Reddit.
Julia. Yeah, Julia, it's the, it's I'm
paraphrasing, but this is a picture of her.
And the meme is man this woman had Dicks so good she's killing
people to bring it back. You mean this meme right here
that you're going to send me so I can put it in this video?
I don't have it handy, but I'm sure it wouldn't be hard to
find. Find it, send it to me.
All right. The next, which is a movie I
genuinely own. I don't have a problem with it.
I like this movie, it's dumb as shit and it's a 70s movie.
Night of the Lepus Killer Bunnies.
I know that movie I've never seen.
You know, and I, I tried to sell you on food of the Gods, which
is essentially the same thing, Food of the gods, like a weird
chemical leaks and then mice and bugs and whatever get in and
they get big. So there's a lot of miniatures
and a lot of really rough compositing of like animals
attacking people and neither the Lepus is the same, but it's with
bunnies, big bunnies. So if you like, and bunnies are
bunnies don't even eat people. But in the movie they eat
people. It's fine.
It's a it's a cheesy drive in 70s movie that you got to be.
It's like a Sunday morning type of movie, you know what I mean?
Yeah, exactly. It's, it's fun for what it is,
but it ain't going to scare you and it ain't going to wow you.
But it's it's, it's good enough. You know, it's something you saw
when you were a kid and you're like, I need to have that for
nostalgia reasons. OK Next is another movie I own.
There's only a very small Easter section in it, but it's an
anthology. And I think you've seen it
because I, I'm pretty sure we've talked about it's called
Holidays. Have you?
Oh, I'm I'm confusing it with the southbound OH.
Southbound's dope, but it's not an Eastern.
It's also an anthology. Not really.
I mean, well, kind of, but not really.
Like it's all one story, but it's kind of it's kind of
Freddy's nightmares ish. Oh, that's a compliment or a
downgrade. Oh yeah, so I'm like, it's
walking a final. I'm mixing those.
I'm mixing those two together. But tell me about holidays.
So holidays no. So it's the cover is very your
next. It's a white cover with like a
black silhouetted like person in an Easter Bunny mask with like a
hatchet, I think. And it basically every holiday
has a short film, like a three to five minute short film and
like Seth Green made one a bunch of people.
So it's it's really unique and there's a yeah.
I've never seen this. Bro, it's pretty fucking good.
And the Easter 1 is like they're kind of mocking the whole thing
about Easter, you know, what is it?
What does it mean? Whatever, whatever.
And Jesus comes back. It's like Jesus comes back and
is like a zombie Easter Bunny. Like it's really weird, but it's
not a bad segment. It's good for like a, you know,
7 to 10 minute segment. It's got enough Easter in it and
it's got it's a horror comedy. So you know, it's, it's right.
It's our bread and butter. Every one of them is Think Tales
of Halloween. Or is it Tales from Halloween?
Tales of Halloween. I always want to say from.
I don't know why I want to change those words but.
Tales of Halloween from the From the Hood anthology.
You're wanting to make that bridge.
But only holidays. That's that's what it is.
It's it's so you do have a Halloween one, but you have
Saint Patrick's Day. I think you have like
President's Day, everything weird, every weird holiday.
Is in. Yeah, yeah.
It's like, I think whatever, however many, there's like 22
real short little. Mother's Day.
Father's Day. Fun stuff.
Coffee Day. It's National Pie Day.
OK, so the other one, which was the title that I thought the
Robert Zadar movie was Easter Casket.
Cool title, don't know anything about it.
That's the that's the best title of all of these movies.
Easter Casket. Like that's something that's a
no brainer, but I don't know if it's a good movie.
Probably not. It's a sweet title though.
Dude. That's the title alone Makes me
want to check it out, you know? Is that that's not the end of
the list, is it? No, no, no, 'cause you.
Still haven't hit the one. The one is at the bottom for me
because I knew. OK, Yeah.
So then there's a one and two of Easter Bunny massacre, which I'm
like, man, we're really reaching Easter Bunny massacre and Easter
Bunny massacre two number this, this next one.
Just because of the use of this word.
I I think I would buy this movie Easter Holocaust.
I'm like, yo, what the hell is happening in this movie?
Like I'm picturing Cannibal Holocaust but Easter style and I
don't know, this movie probably doesn't have that kind of pull.
But probably not. I'm just going to roll my guests
out there. Yeah, maybe that's a new
tradition. Maybe we would just watch
Cannibal Holocaust on Easter. Pass.
Hard pass pass. I mean, that's what I'm doing
tonight. You'll be getting Snapchats.
I'll just click right through every one of those.
Well, they'll be of my face reacting.
They won't be of the movie. I know you can't hang.
Although I definitely think we need to do an episode on
Cannibal Holocaust for sure. That will cost you at least that
will cost you at least 100 human dollars.
Cannibal Holocaust, Cannibal Ferox and then top it off with
the softy version of it all Green Inferno.
But the number one Easter movie that I believe is the the movie
you are referring to that I think is in our constant
rotation is probably our our best representation of Easter.
Because it has nothing to do with Easter other than it
happens to be going on at the same time as the Hollow.
Critters 2. Yes, this is that's the best way
to do Easter is just it's it's happened.
Did. I make it to your central theme.
I didn't put this one on the list, but it to me also is a no
brainer. Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey
because of the Easter basket. You're supposed than sister
bastard that creepy ass Easter Bunny when they're in hell.
Just that alone is pretty. That's an honorable mention.
Yeah, it is my. Grandma Creepy Grandma wins the
Creepy award on that segment. You know why?
Well, first of all, that makeup. Is a.
Yeah, the the makeup is incredible, but also blue, blue
night time, like it's all filmed blue.
So it's yeah on a long, on a wide angle lens.
So everything's like really stretchy and close.
Like it's weirdly distorted. That's good shit.
That is good shit. Pink.
Pink on the other hand, with Easter Bunny, not as scary, but
the Easter Bunny itself is kind of creepy and the way that the
sets are. Like just in the paste, Yeah,
it's very pink and Barbie, which we'll get to Barbie thing in a
little bit later too all. Right.
Well, yeah, but also how the the sets of Inbill and Ted are like
way bigger because they're little like the set design.
Wow, that's. Fucking it's too bricky in it's.
It's disturbing, but going back to hell.
Yeah, going back to crit. That's a House of 1000 Corpses
reference. Deep cut.
I did not expect you to pull that out.
That skunk ape having relations with my wife.
This is hell. Drawing the line in the sand
next to this weird little aluminum shanty.
Home sweet home. But critters too, man, like you
said, you nailed it with it just happens to be on Easter.
But then we have the cool Easter egg hunt sequence like the big
critter ball, which I they didn't do a critter ball in in
critters one. Yeah, this is the first time it
happens. Like the the rolling lawnmower
of teeth. So good.
Also honorable mention for the fact that Critters 2 is PG or
PG13 and they're straight up. That dude get, there's a dude
that gets run over by that thing and he gets yeah, like a fucking
lawnmower went over his. But also boobs.
Boobs when when one of the bounty hunters shape shifts into
the the playmate. Like uncovered naked boobs.
Well, boobs weren't as big a deal in the 80s.
Those were a big deal, you know what I'm saying?
I mean, they were a big deal, but they weren't like no one
apparently cared too much about that.
All the John John Hughes movies of the times had they're
straight up looking through porn mags and weird science to make
to make their ultimate woman. And that's true.
This is there. Aw, Kelly Lebrock.
Hello. What?
Do you little monsters want to do first?
Take a shower. That would be my answer.
But I'm not leaving all my clothes on while I'm walking in
there. I don't.
I don't think I've ever been that mesmerized.
I forgot to take things off. That's a That's a silk stockings
deep cut for you though. It is.
Yeah, you're like, yeah, let's get in that shower.
Let's have. Deep parties, too, Yeah.
All this stuff is like, oh, it's deep rooted in silk stocking.
Yeah, hey man, we get a we get all of our weird fetishes and
stuff like as we're arching into puberty.
So it's all depends on what what we're consuming at that time.
And it just so happens for me that it's red headed punk chicks
with leg warmers, vagina high leg warmers.
I there's. A.
There's a unit of measurement. I didn't know the.
Yep, all the way from the ankle. Yeah, thigh high.
Like Nah I want badge high. Bring them suckers up.
So it's like right under the butt cheeks.
Yeah, I don't know. It's like assless chaps, but
they're like for exercise, you know what I mean?
It's hot. Well, love is in the air.
I made AI got a list of things for you as well since I know
you're the horror man as we all are here.
Yeah, we. We, we live.
We. Breathe.
What is your what is your opinion on a ROM com?
On a ROM com. Yes.
Well, I don't. Overall ROM com if they're like
is it a ROM com night? Do you feel a ROM com night is
ever in you feeling? No.
I've got a list I was. Going to say 1.
Of the lists of different kinds of ROM coms here, and I'm
betting more than most you have seen or actually enjoy a decent
amount. OK, I want to hear them, but I'm
going to throw. Before you start your list, let
me just give you my 2 caveats that I consider OK.
One is Shaun of the Dead to me. That's on the list.
That's the zom, the zom ROM com it is #2 'cause I, I hate the
structure of a ROM com, but #2 for me, whether it was, I don't
know. It just hit at a perfect time
for me. And I think it's a perfect
movie. And a lot of people will
disagree, and that's fine, you can be wrong, but Forgetting
Sarah Marshall, I love forgetting Sarah Marshall.
That movie makes me so fucking happy.
And a little tidbit, slice of life that belongs with that
movie is when my wife and I started dating, she said I was
her Mila Kunis like like. Oh.
So she was like, you, you were the one that like, I wasn't
gonna let get away. And I was like, whoa, fuck.
OK, so the movie has a hold, hold some extra weight for me,
you know? But I'm all ears, man.
Let's. Let's oh you name the you name
the top two there. Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. We get you 500 days of summer I.
Don't know what that is. I've never seen that one, but I
do know of that one. Crazy, stupid love.
You're just throwing words together and telling me their
Movies Now. I think you were just doing that
with the these Easter movies, to be honest.
Easter lamp, Easter carpet. You're not even trying anymore.
High Fidelity. High Fidelity.
OK I love high fidelity but but makes me think of my ex but so I
don't you know what I mean. I love it.
Like it, but if you don't, OK. It's a hard pill to swallow
because it's a it to me. It's not a happy movie.
Not in generally, no. It's kind of.
It's a. Mopper Sack.
It's a Mopper movie dating. About Tim Robbins plowing his
ex. But Jack Black's living his best
life in the record. Yeah, hey, if I had said to you
I haven't seen Evil Dead 2 yet, what would that mean?
I. Was like, I'm not going to sell
it to. You, I mean, you're a liar,
that's what. Because we saw it together.
OK, so John Cusack keeping that theme going over gross point
blank. Don't think I've seen it.
Really. He's.
Like a hitman, yeah. Yeah, going to his high school
reunion. So I know of it, never saw it.
I tell you, man, I avoid. I avoid movies like that like
the fucking plague. OK, here's the action oriented
ROM com that's like OK. True lies.
Not on the list, but that's actually a damn damn good one
there, I think. Groundhog Day I.
Love Groundhog Day, it's the best movie about wanting to kill
yourself every day ever. The Princess Bride.
I hate The Princess Bride. Really.
Even under the Giant can't save you.
No, Megan loves that movie. The kids love that movie.
And I'm like, get the I well, you know me.
I hate so it's a ROM com and it's a fantasy.
Get your fucking swords and your dorky shit out of my TVI don't
want to watch. OK, how about these next two
'cause I these two next two I think are pretty good.
True romance. Oh yeah?
Well, it's Tarantino, baby. OK, Mr. and Misses Smith.
Never saw it. Really.
You never saw it? I thought that one was a lot of
fun. It's just it's surprising that I
haven't because Brad Pitt is a sexy, sexy man and Angelina
Jolie is everything so. OK, if you had there's a 51st
dates. That's the Adam Sandler, Drew
Barrymore. Yeah, not as good as the The
Wedding Singer to me, but it's OK.
I have seen 51st dates once, don't remember anything about
it. Kind of like Drew Barrymore
doesn't remember shit. Oh OK, wedding crash.
Wedding Crashers. Yeah, that's that's a really fun
movie. Except for the romance stuff.
I love all the raunchy shit. OK, here's one I saw in the
theater. I still like this movie.
It's the last one on my list because you named the other the
the big heavy hitters. I had already 10 Things I hate
about you. Not for me.
Really. Not really.
No, I I'm telling you bro, like when I was growing up, I was
like, this shit can piss off. Like it's not, I don't, I don't
like fun, OK. You literally have the Joker
taking on, fucking or teaming up with Robin.
I I don't like my heart to to weep.
Yeah, I know weepage in that. Plus the dad of the of that
movie. I can't remember his name but
he's a fucking awesome character.
I can't, I can't place him. I don't remember.
I could, but I'm brain freezing on Ken.
Sago's up in here. Yeah, totally.
Well, yeah, no, it's just a date, dad.
And hell is just a sauna. I don't.
Before he before his daughter
goes on a date, he works with like like teen, teen pregnancy
in the hospital kind of gimmick. So he has one of those pregnancy
belly things that you can wear. He makes his daughter wear it
around the house before she goes on a date.
Like I want you to wear the belly or you think of even
touching a boy tonight. I want you to think of nine
months of wearing this. No, I don't.
I think you. I think you might like 10
things. I hate them.
I don't know bro, what's what's the next one You got one more?
Now the other ones I had you already named.
The big one I was going to drop was Shaun of the Dead, the
horror movie Romk. That's a definite, I mean, Shaun
of the Dead is a perfect movie. I have no issues with Shaun of
the Dead. I could watch Shaun of the Dead
every day. It's a.
It's a super fun one. I could do every day, but man, I
still, and it's only going to get harder over over time, the
mom's death. Well, yeah, yeah.
I might just hit the skip, like give me like 3050 seconds into
the future kind of thing on that one.
It has been an odd day, hasn't it?
Yeah, yeah, to a wonderful mum. Would La Bamba be a ROM com
that's based on a true story? It is Jesus, it ends on a
downer, no pun intended. I mean, by that logic you could
put Cruel Intentions in that list because it's funny and
definitely doesn't it on a funny note either.
Really. What do you think of Cruel
Intentions? It's a little steamy.
Yeah, that's one of those movies, man.
Plus Bill Murray forever. Bill Murray Oh, you're thinking
of a different. Movement.
Oh yeah, I am thinking of wild things.
You're right. You're thinking of wild like I
don't recall Bill Murray and cruel intention.
No. OK, so Cruel Intentions is the
Ryan Felipe. Yeah, Sir, Michelle Gellar, not
a. Big fan of that one.
I was miss, miss Yeah, I was mixing them up.
Wild Things. I'm a fan.
Of Mama. Yeah.
Well, of course, Wild things. You got full on bacon sausage in
there. Yeah.
Well, Cruel Intentions is like a taboo to me, you know what I
mean? It's kind of, it's kind of got
its own section on like Pornhub, like a weird that's like taking
over the industry, you know? I I there is a.
My step sister, my. There's an insult Sarah Michelle
Gellar does in that movie that I thoroughly, you know, it's not
our it's not PC to use, but I still like to use it is when
she's referring to somebody making a move on Selma Blair
faster like, well, this guy's moving at the speed of a special
Olympic hurdler. And I I don't say it anymore air
than when I just now did, but in my head I do think it quite
regularly at my day. Jeff.
Hey, let your freak flag fly. Say what you want to say when
you want to say it. You look like half a butt
puppet, you know what I mean? Just let him go.
Let him go. I.
Don't know I live by the psycho killer mindset of I have nothing
to say and my lips heal. Yeah, I have no issues being
offensive at any given moment. Yeah, I know you're the Howard
Stern middle finger of the podcast in the world.
I'm the I'm the shadow band master.
I. Was literally having.
This like I don't give a shit, put it on there anyway.
I was literally having this conversation with some people
yesterday that are new subscribers that have discovered
us and are really digging what we do and love the cabin and
love the whole everything, everything that we got going on,
man, our our personalities, our dynamic and basically we're
like, it's a shame that you guys aren't bigger.
And I said, you know, we, I mean, we're.
Trying to eat more. We try.
We're trying to. I did.
I did buy a kettle bell so. Yes.
I will try to get bigger. How, how?
How heavy of a kettle bell do you get a 15?
15 I was going to go 20 but the wife talked me down to 15. 15 is
is solid, you can do a lot of stuff.
I'll send you some some simple. Maneuvers.
Yeah, some maneuvers you can do with it.
Show me the maneuvers. I will show me your moves.
I got the moves. Was that last last dragon?
And it was. Deep cut, boom.
That's for the jerseys. Yeah, man.
But yeah, I was literally having that conversation about like,
they were like, it's a shame that you guys aren't bigger
because of everything that you do, what you put into it, how
how awesome everything is. And I said I think YouTube hates
us. Spotify, all the podcast apps
out there that play the audio we do really well on YouTube loves
to shut us down. YouTube doesn't like what we're
doing. And hey Mr. algorithm, you can S
my B. We tend to use those the the the
new version of the seven dirty words You Can't Sing on
television instead of shit this fucking cock sucking
motherfucker tits. Now it's.
Unalived and R worded and S traffic.
Yes, yeah, You can't say a lot of stuff and it's really hard
when you've lived 41 years completely unfiltered.
And I'm I'm a dumb, dumb. So whatever comes in here comes
right out. And I'm sorry, but we're working
on it. I'm trying trying.
I'm trying to tighten it up a little bit.
Trying real hard, Ringo. Trying real hard to be the
shepherd. That is a Pulp Fiction
reference, deep cut. And and yeah, it's not for lack
of trying, guys. We're we're working hard.
We're going to do some really awesome stuff and hopefully
let's defeat the algorithm together.
If you are watching this, listening to this, click,
subscribe, follow along with what we're doing, share us on
your social media, do one of them things, send it out to the
ether and say, hey, the algorithm hates these guys.
I love these guys. Listen to them, subscribe to
them. They're funny.
They don't care about offending people for the most part, you
know, But you know, we, we cover a lot of stuff, we do a lot of
fun things. We're not afraid to mix it up,
spray some blood and roll around in some gore, eat some stupid
shit. We almost died of diabetes for a
commentary. It's got 40 fucking views.
So. And I think we're 20 and 20 on
that one, between you and me watching it ourselves.
Because it's hilarious. Try to get some weird news for
the day. Yeah, what do you got?
Anything cool happened with that quadriplegic doofus?
Not that I've seen yet. Have you heard anything?
No, I haven't. He hasn't.
How do you like that story? I've seen that.
I think that story seemed to get you the right way because I know
you made an entire video isolate of just that story.
Well, that's me trying to play the algorithm like a fucking
bongo. I thought I was like, oh, that
one kind of got. Him, you know, we're not a true
crime podcast. We're not those guys.
But every once in a while there comes a case that defies logic,
that makes us go I don't understand.
Thus we have to be like, why? How?
I don't understand. So yeah, I, I had to, I had to
share that out there to let people know we can't fathom it.
OK, so a few years ago, do you remember the the, the hype
around the fire fest? Fire Fest.
Fire festival, Yeah. This does not ring a bell.
So you don't know about Fire Fest I live on?
A rock dude I live in. A a bunch of rich, rich people
that got reached out to like, hey, we're going to have this
really big, you know, festival. It's really expensive to get
tickets to it. And they gave them like baloney
sandwiches or something. Yes.
OK, OK, I have. Heard so off of that from that
we had the Willy Wonka experience.
Have you heard or anything of that?
It was a also it was a number of years ago.
It's a same kind of setup big like Willy Wonka thing and it's
literally it was like a giant room where like a woman dressed
as an Oompa Loompa doing science projects and like it really
cheaply put together experience. I don't.
Well, we have another version that came out this week and it
was the IT Was Barbie Dream Fest down in Florida.
Oh well, if it's in Florida, you know it's going to be top notch,
baby. People pay an insane amount of
money to go down to this Barbie fest, buy tickets and it
literally was a giant auditorium with like a a sectioned off
little square. For the roller disco.
They had the Barbie Dream House, which was a cardboard cut out
against the wall with a fake plant in front of it.
There's all kinds of videos and images you can find of this
Barbie Dream Fest. They they said they had special
guest speakers and creators and stuff there, but I've not seen
or heard anything of it of anyone talking about that.
The biggest star that was supposed to be there was Serena
Williams, and I have no idea if she actually was there or not.
The tennis. Not to mention that Barbie, the
brand itself, had no idea this was going on.
So. You're about to get sued.
Or I think a lot of people are, or most, if most, most if not
all are getting entire refunds for I think it was maybe $80 or
more to go to this thing to get tickets to it.
Well, that's not that's. Shitty, but that's not as bad as
you know it could have. Been that it's yeah, but still
$80.00 for a giant auditorium for looks like something that a
high school put together particularly.
You will laugh your ass off when you see these potted plants next
to a plastic house front of a house.
I should, but yeah, Barbie Dreamfest.
You have to look up some images and throw some of those out for
the visuals. On here, right in here.
You know, that's the sad thing is any asshole can rent a
auditorium or like a conference room and we all have social
media. So it's super simple, especially
with like using AI to even make like a really fancy looking
flyer if you don't have any art talent OR whatever and get that
out there and just RIP people off, ripping them off.
I don't know if you have you seen this?
This is something that's a new thing, which I don't know why it
it blew my mind when it should have just been common knowledge
to me. But like they're, you know how
you get spam phone calls and it's always like someone trying
to get your whatever they're trying to get your credit card
info, whatever you. Want to buy it?
You want to sell your house? Yeah, so now there's like a
thing where these scammers are video calling people and they
use AI like facial replacements. So like if they're, let's say
they're not American, they'll use AI to change their voice and
change the way they look. And then they come across very
professional, like, you know, I need this from you.
I need this from you. And someone posted a video and
it was like, how to break them? Like you ask them to hold up
three fingers because like you know, if like if you want to
selfie from someone, you hold three fingers, but you got to
put it in front of your face 'cause that breaks that facial
recognition. So it'll all of a.
Sudden hold up the newspaper. So your real face will pop up
behind the fingers. And I was like, duh, of course,
'cause it has to like lock onto your face like a Snapchat
filter. You know, if something, if
something crosses it, it screws it all up.
And that's why I was saying like, I don't know why I hadn't
thought of that. But yeah, that's the whole deal.
Now, if you get these weird video calls or like, let's say
you're a perv, you know, let's say you're doing, you're paying
for. Let's say you're.
Yeah, let's let's just everything has its roots in
perversion. So let's say you're paying for
that's. A T-shirt right there.
Can we put that a deep cut podcast that copyright on that?
Every Yeah, I'm down. I'll do it.
It's an exclusive shirt right here.
Maybe. I don't know if I have time to
make it. Right up here.
Yep, But you know, let's say you pay for an Only Fans model and
they look crazy real and you're giving them whatever 10 bucks a
month or whatever they're getting and they're, you know,
they're a person that's AI. You got to be like wave your
hand in front of your face because it's because it could
be. Did you fine with that?
You're fine. I'm never going to meet these.
I'm never going to meet the only fans, per.
That's like thinking the stripper actually enjoys your
company. No.
Yeah. Like, I don't give what the
fuck. I was like, yeah, just do
whatever you need to do to sell me.
Which I mean, yeah, put, put, put that fucking filter and I'm
paying $10.00 for this shit. Go see.
What the fuck? Up Well, I mean, let's say you
pay for a cameo of the Undertaker and it's like George,
you know what I mean? It's just some dude pretending
he's, you know, and you get, I don't know, like I'm just saying
there's it's a weird scammy thing going on.
Hi. I'm the Undertaker.
I tombstoned Hulk Hogan in 1990. I was like, no, you didn't.
Get good rest. I mean, that's the wrong Get
good sleep. Live Moss.
Live, laugh, love. Imagine I'm loving it.
Yeah, imagine paying the Undertaker to say live, laugh
love, don't pay for a cameo and that's all you ask him to say.
What you going to do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk. How would Macho Man Randy Savage
say that for the people out there that don't know that you
are a very. Good.
I'm going to make you scream. Yeah.
Make you scream. Make you scream.
Oh, that shit. It's fictitious.
I'm delicious. I have a challenge for you.
Before we call this podcast an end that I can possibly turn
into a short evil, I want you to cut a promo as Macho Man Randy
Savage telling people to subscribe to the Deep Cut
Podcast and the floor is yours. You know what?
Maybe I am insane, maybe I am over the edge.
And if you don't subscribe to the Deep Cut podcast right here,
right now, you're going to find out how insane I am.
Yeah. Right now, yeah, another 360.
Or thou bored. Oh, it's so good.
My God. Yeah.
The macho man lives on forever. You.
Want any other weird news? I got one other one.
Oh yeah, I'll take it. I'll take whatever you got.
Here's a nice Here's a nice one that you can end on that'll
leave you paranoid. Oh no, we swallow 47 spiders
every time we every year we're asleep.
I don't. Know 3.1 million bottles of eye
drops sold at major retailers such as CVS and Walgreen have
been recalled due to safety. Safety.
That's it. I like they didn't tell you what
brand it was, what the safety concerns were.
It's like what you're eating for dinner could kill you tonight at
9:00. Yeah, after dinner.
Is it steak? Canned corn.
What if it's steak? I can stop eating steak.
Yeah, eyedroppers, You're not buying that shit from Target or
Walmart. Get rid of it.
You'd have to whittle down every single brand like that, that
that doesn't help at all. And it doesn't.
Right. Well I don't ever use eye drops
so I'm good and my wife has medicated eye drops because she
has eye issues. I had some soothing ones a few
days ago because I had some shit stuck in my eye from work and I
could not get the shit out and I literally I used half a bottle
over a 12 hour period trying to get this shit out of my eye.
Was it the stuff? I think it's still a little bit
red from it because. You're just blasting your eye.
It was annoying me, man. I had shit in my eye and I
couldn't get the fuck out. I couldn't cry.
Yeah, well, I mean, if you get like a little chunk of anything
in your eye, it's miserable. Yeah, and the wife's like you're
just crying like nothing's nothing's going to work.
I'm just eating an onion in the kitchen.
Watching T2, Yeah. On the loop just.
Give me that. All you keep seeing this is the
thumb keeps going up and down, up and down, up and down, up and
down like this is doing nothing because I wanted to do
something. You'd go outside and stare up at
the sun, Burn your retinas. Well, I'm blind now, but so now
I can't feel anything in my eyes because they're not needed any.
It's still itchy but I can't see shit.
It was that was driving me. Fuck it ain't so.
Be wary of your eye drops. Buy them from CVS or woke.
Yeah, everybody out there, everybody out there that uses
eye drops is like, well, wait, I need more information.
So did I and I couldn't find. Anything.
We don't have any more information maybe.
They didn't give me none. Maybe you'll find it on the
Internet today, but I don't know, man.
I suppose on that note, we should probably get going
because after all, there's Easter eggs to hunt or
something, so. And someone's got to do it, so
why not us? Yeah.
I'm just going to eat another cake.
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