1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:04,280 Oh, so you guys are looking for some freaking Easter horror 2 00:00:04,360 --> 00:00:07,280 movies? Well, look no further than to 3 00:00:07,280 --> 00:00:15,480 where you're at now, the Deep Cut Podcast. 4 00:00:15,920 --> 00:00:19,040 Oh yeah, yeah, it's that time again for another episode of the 5 00:00:19,040 --> 00:00:22,560 Deep Cut Podcast with your host Rotten, Roger DeMarco and. 6 00:00:23,760 --> 00:00:26,120 Evil Dead inks. In the house. 7 00:00:26,880 --> 00:00:31,200 Hello, this is again. We're still in between seasons, 8 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:36,520 but it's a holiday, you know, it's a special, special day for 9 00:00:36,520 --> 00:00:38,040 a special. Special boy, I don't know is 10 00:00:41,160 --> 00:00:44,480 that did you use Euro trip that? Big a little bit I might have I 11 00:00:44,480 --> 00:00:47,200 think I was trying to go for Friday the 13th, but I. 12 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:49,600 Oh, it was. I I watched Euro trip the other 13 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:52,840 day and that's literally I think the euro trip I mean not the 14 00:00:52,840 --> 00:00:55,480 holiday might have been. Is that DJ Qualls? 15 00:00:56,840 --> 00:00:59,560 No, there ain't nobody recognizable in that, I guess, 16 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:02,600 minus Matt Damon and Diedrich Bader and. 17 00:01:02,880 --> 00:01:05,760 Matt Damon. Yeah, Matt Damon. 18 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:08,840 OK, so what's the one with DJ Qualls? 19 00:01:08,840 --> 00:01:11,160 Is that road trip? That's road trip. 20 00:01:11,320 --> 00:01:13,560 That's that. That was like 4 years 21 00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:15,440 previously. All they all got Trip in the 22 00:01:15,440 --> 00:01:18,000 title, so they're all the. Same. 23 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:22,480 Yeah, if you're only on a trip and it's teens, early 20s and 24 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:28,120 it's the raunchy comedy thing, it was that was the riding high 25 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:32,960 wave from 2000 to I think 2000. Yeah, 2004 is probably the the 26 00:01:32,960 --> 00:01:35,320 end of that run. And then we had like out cold 27 00:01:35,320 --> 00:01:38,320 and grind and all those other like weird. 28 00:01:39,520 --> 00:01:42,280 I like. Out Cold, that's still top. 29 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:46,800 That was when I was introduced to Zach Galifianakis and nobody, 30 00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:48,880 nobody else really got on board with him until he did The 31 00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:50,120 Hangover. And I'm like, that's the dude 32 00:01:50,120 --> 00:01:53,800 from Out Cold. Yeah, the the early days of him 33 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:58,240 trying to break in and be a funny dude and, and he is a 34 00:01:58,240 --> 00:02:03,080 funny dude, but I think he is might have Hollywood might have 35 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:04,480 got tired of him. I think he would. 36 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:07,520 He's still a very funny guy. But I think they they did that 37 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:09,919 thing that they always do, you know, like everyone, everyone 38 00:02:09,919 --> 00:02:11,880 likes him, throw him at everything, kind of the general. 39 00:02:11,880 --> 00:02:13,520 Or, you know, there's a did you see? 40 00:02:13,520 --> 00:02:19,040 There's a dude that's in Vegas that does a impersonation of him 41 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:21,520 that looks just like him and dresses like him from The 42 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:23,320 Hangover. And he quit his day job and he's 43 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:27,440 just a straight up Zach Galifianakis impersonator actor 44 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:29,080 that, yeah, just shows up for photos. 45 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:31,560 Like you get that you can hire him to just be in your party 46 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:34,680 photos in Vegas, which is, and it looks just like him too. 47 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:37,560 It it is spot on. That's well, you know, if it was 48 00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:40,640 going to be any place, it would be Vegas because that, you know, 49 00:02:40,880 --> 00:02:44,920 they have Superman out on the. Well, that's where the movie 50 00:02:44,920 --> 00:02:47,600 takes place too. So it's like if man, if you got 51 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:49,640 it, I guess want it go with that. 52 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:55,200 So absolutely maybe I should try to go for that Seth, not Seth 53 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:58,960 the Seth Rogen. What's his what's his number one 54 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:00,720 movie? Oh, you. 55 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:02,240 Think is it? I don't know. 56 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:06,040 I would say I would have said knocked up back in the day, but 57 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:08,960 I don't. Know yeah, that one would be 58 00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:11,400 tough to do. I was thinking, thinking more 59 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:15,000 Pineapple Express. So you have to do stuff like him 60 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:16,560 and Pineapple Express and go around. 61 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:20,680 I think he's in Los Angeles and go around in Los Angeles with my 62 00:03:20,920 --> 00:03:24,840 soup jacket, different cosplays and yeah, make the laugh and see 63 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:26,400 if I can. Do the. 64 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:28,440 Laugh. Do the laugh for the folks out 65 00:03:28,480 --> 00:03:32,600 there. That's for the new. 66 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:34,360 Look and sound like him apparently. 67 00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:37,160 I don't necessarily see it, but other people have said. 68 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:40,360 I'm telling you for the new people, but that's a reoccurring 69 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:41,960 thing. Like when you and I first 70 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:45,040 started hanging out, there was one time you cracked a laugh and 71 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:47,360 it sounded like him and we were like, that is spot on. 72 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:49,400 That's a spot on Seth Rogen impersonation. 73 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:51,080 And you're like, I'm not, I wasn't. 74 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:55,360 So it's really weird how I kind of go. 75 00:03:55,440 --> 00:04:00,520 I'd really kind of try without trying, but trying to not be 76 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:05,000 like anything or anyone else. And I, I'm befuddled, 77 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:08,920 flabbergasted, and astonished the amount of times I get told 78 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:13,040 by other people that they swear they saw me in said place that I 79 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:16,079 would never ever fucking be at, but they swear they saw me 80 00:04:16,079 --> 00:04:18,160 there. So there's someone out there in 81 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:23,800 my, I don't know, semi immediate area that looks like me and I I 82 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:25,880 can't wait to come across the fucking guy and. 83 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:29,840 Brian Pussain just strolling through your neck of the. 84 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:32,960 I've gotten Brian Pussain. I've gotten It's a country 85 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:34,680 singer. I can't ever remember his name. 86 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:36,440 The wife always does, but I don't ever. 87 00:04:36,840 --> 00:04:41,080 Oh, there's a cat right there. This this is whiskey. 88 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:43,640 He and his son coming down. He likes being down in the 89 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:44,720 basement. Well, it's. 90 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:48,320 Naming cool in the basement man and keep you company. 91 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:52,840 I was going to ask you since this is Easter, do you have your 92 00:04:52,840 --> 00:04:56,120 stockpile of Cadbury eggs or are you running low? 93 00:04:56,120 --> 00:04:59,320 You got to swat like stock up on the kids stashes. 94 00:04:59,840 --> 00:05:01,640 For you, but I picked up one of those. 95 00:05:02,840 --> 00:05:04,880 They had 16 of them in this thing. 96 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:08,480 I'm down to 2. I did split half of them with my 97 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:11,760 daughter because she's also a Cadbury fiend and she blew 98 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:13,160 through hers already. So. 99 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:17,640 So I've had my 8 for the season here, yeah. 100 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:22,720 I have not picked any up. I'm, I'm, sadly I'm, I'm a 101 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:25,640 little behind on Easter, but you know, off air. 102 00:05:25,840 --> 00:05:28,400 So obviously. It is it's, it's the worst 103 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:29,720 holiday. Let's just be. 104 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:32,280 Honest, it's not the worst, it's just the one that doesn't make 105 00:05:32,280 --> 00:05:34,160 any sense. Yeah, well, I think it's just 106 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:37,920 it's super stale and then it's I have to buy, you know, you do an 107 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:40,680 Easter basket, which the older your kids get, it just 108 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:44,080 progresses into bigger presence kind of a deal. 109 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:46,200 And that's where like I get kind of stuck in that trap. 110 00:05:46,200 --> 00:05:49,920 Like last year we got on bikes and I think since my daughter's 111 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:52,080 old enough and she's moved out that she's probably going to get 112 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:55,160 household appliances and or silver this year, yeah. 113 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:57,440 Plunger. Need a plunger? 114 00:05:57,440 --> 00:06:00,520 I already got her a plunger and a toilet scrubber, so 'cause I 115 00:06:00,520 --> 00:06:03,720 was like, you are going to need this and when if you don't have 116 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:05,560 it and you need it, that's bad. That's. 117 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:08,960 When you, that's when you go out to the courtyard and get rather 118 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:10,720 a stick off a tree and you use that. 119 00:06:12,320 --> 00:06:16,480 Not that I've done that. I I mean you, you got to do what 120 00:06:16,480 --> 00:06:18,480 you got to do when you got to do it. 121 00:06:18,840 --> 00:06:23,000 But I came up with a a fun little list I did some perusing 122 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:27,920 evil on on the interwebs of Easter based horror movies. 123 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:30,800 Now for the new. I only know I only know one off 124 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:34,000 the top of my head. I, I, I guarantee it's on my 125 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:38,160 list because it was my, it was my, it's this movie. 126 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:43,240 But we are sorely lacking in Easter based horror movies. 127 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:45,760 And I think, like you said, it's a weird holiday, right? 128 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:50,440 So I just think that it's kind of a crappy, yeah. 129 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:53,440 Like, how do you explain it? Like I heard I heard of Eddie, 130 00:06:53,440 --> 00:06:57,080 Eddie Izzard say like, well, kids eat chocolate eggs because 131 00:06:57,120 --> 00:06:59,840 chocolate is brown on the color of wood on the cross. 132 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:04,840 That makes no sense. Explain it they Yeah, they Jesus 133 00:07:04,840 --> 00:07:09,320 comes back from beyond as a zombie man and then we hide eggs 134 00:07:09,320 --> 00:07:13,840 from rabbits. I'm in sold. 135 00:07:14,880 --> 00:07:16,920 But yeah, this is a weird holiday. 136 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:22,560 So it's tough to create a horror movie based on, like you said, 137 00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:25,120 these, these parameters that we have. 138 00:07:25,480 --> 00:07:29,600 And I feel like it's now that I've done some looking. 139 00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:33,200 It's not that we're sorely lacking Easter horror movies, 140 00:07:33,760 --> 00:07:37,680 we're just sorely lacking good Easter horror movies because you 141 00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:42,080 kind of get stuck into this parameter of Easter Bunny, you 142 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:46,080 know, and that's about as creative as you can get. 143 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:53,520 So I got a list for you I want to run down to see if you have 144 00:07:53,920 --> 00:07:56,040 heard of and, or seen any of these. 145 00:07:56,080 --> 00:08:00,880 And then we'll hit me, Sir. And and these are movies I 146 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:05,240 looked up and did not necessarily deep dive so I 147 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:10,080 didn't look at plot synopsis, but I I saw cover art. 148 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:13,160 You know, you could probably wing it just off of cover. 149 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:17,640 And I, and I think that may be the exercise today, which OK, so 150 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:21,240 First off, at the top of the list is the Bunny Man trilogy, 151 00:08:21,240 --> 00:08:24,000 which I own one of the Bunny Man movies. 152 00:08:24,840 --> 00:08:27,720 Is it just Bunny man or is it the Bunny man or Bunny Man 153 00:08:27,720 --> 00:08:30,720 massacre? So Bunny Man is the first movie, 154 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:33,280 and then there's Bunny Man Massacre, and then there's Bunny 155 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:38,440 Man Returns or whatever, but. The return of the Bunny man. 156 00:08:38,440 --> 00:08:41,280 Yeah, the return of ye. Olde when the Bunny man. 157 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:46,560 Dark Knight of the Bunny Man. But yeah, so that's a trilogy 158 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:51,120 and I got put onto that a long time ago by my homie London 159 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:54,360 Chris, even though he's not from London, he's from bloody 160 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:55,960 Birmingham. And he would love to tell me 161 00:08:55,960 --> 00:09:00,760 that, but he he loved weird low budget horror movies and he put 162 00:09:00,760 --> 00:09:02,720 me on to that and he gave me Bunny Man. 163 00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:06,360 So it's not good, just it's not good. 164 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:09,480 He didn't give you money, man. He got rid of Bunny Man. 165 00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:12,520 Next up on the list is Beaster Day. 166 00:09:12,560 --> 00:09:17,960 Here comes Peter Cotton hell. That is something I would 167 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:20,760 probably not even finish reading that title and I'd be like, I'm 168 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:22,960 moving. On I'm passing, yeah. 169 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:26,400 Moving the fuck on. Some made for sci-fi business. 170 00:09:26,920 --> 00:09:28,760 I'm I'm all about beaster day though. 171 00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:32,000 That's that's. About as creative as you can 172 00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:34,440 get. That's that. 173 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:37,560 You're going to have 100 people pronouncing that 100 different 174 00:09:37,560 --> 00:09:41,560 ways and never getting it right. So the third one on the list I 175 00:09:41,560 --> 00:09:44,560 was talking to you off air about and I got the title wrong. 176 00:09:44,560 --> 00:09:48,360 So this one has our boy Robert Zadar in it. 177 00:09:48,360 --> 00:09:52,040 Rest in peace. Also an appearance by. 178 00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:56,200 He looked like a rabbit. Something and an appearance by 179 00:09:56,200 --> 00:10:00,720 Pickle Rick himself, Ari Layman. This movie is called Easter 180 00:10:00,720 --> 00:10:04,320 Sunday and I believe. That sounds from. 181 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:07,480 It's got like an Easter basket with like a severed head. 182 00:10:07,480 --> 00:10:11,440 It's a really cool drawn cover, but I feel like it's it's a 183 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:13,840 we're going to have a stabbed in the face syndrome. 184 00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:18,160 I feel like it's a poster. Yeah, all poster. 185 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:22,200 You know, 2 cameos on Robert Zadar basically on his fucking 186 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:26,520 deathbed and Ari Layman just trying to get paid because he 187 00:10:26,520 --> 00:10:33,360 sucks. I need to stay relevant quick. 188 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:39,200 Put me in Easter Sunday. It's how we get into a feud with 189 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:43,040 Ari Layman. Yeah, Ari Lame, the man. 190 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:46,600 Well, I'll tell you this again. For the long time listeners, 191 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:49,080 they've known you've had an, you've had your very own Easter 192 00:10:49,080 --> 00:10:52,560 egg on your set of Ari Layman. Yeah. 193 00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:56,600 You if you go back, you might be able to find such. 194 00:10:57,120 --> 00:11:01,440 You got to you got to travel several years in the past. 195 00:11:01,520 --> 00:11:03,960 Yes, you do. But there, it's there and we. 196 00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:06,800 Did lock some of those behind a Patreon wall at some point. 197 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,560 I think you want some of the archive stuff. 198 00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:10,480 You have to. I think they're a lot of them 199 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:13,360 are memberships only, which quick. 200 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:18,360 Sidebar difference. 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I'll take one of those, and I 211 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:56,680 need one of the one of those hats that you're wearing too. 212 00:11:56,720 --> 00:12:01,240 Yeah, I I got you a nice little deep cut podcast care package, 213 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:04,840 so it's waiting for you when we can actually. 214 00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:07,680 Be. In the cabin together. 215 00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:12,320 I'm also curious before I continue this list, I want to 216 00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:14,560 throw this out there. Anybody new that's watching, 217 00:12:14,560 --> 00:12:16,640 listening, however they're consuming this podcast? 218 00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:20,240 If you know of better Easter horror movies, let us know, 219 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:24,840 because we're trying. You're getting very liberal with 220 00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:26,960 the use of better there. Yeah, well. 221 00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:30,160 And also I just say other Easter horror Easter movies. 222 00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:31,920 If any of you have. Seen you should open that up to 223 00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:34,000 any category. If any of you have seen any of 224 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:37,240 the movies on this list and they don't suck as bad as we think 225 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:42,520 they suck, let me know and I will maybe buy them for a dollar 226 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:45,920 if I come across them. But all right, next on the list 227 00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:49,080 Evil is just Cottontail but spelled with AK. 228 00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:53,920 So a killer Easter Bunny. I feel like I've seen this at 229 00:12:53,920 --> 00:13:00,720 Walmart like Velossa Pastor. I could have swear Joe Bob 230 00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:04,320 didn't eat your special on shutter and that might have been 231 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:07,360 one of them. Well, if anybody would do it, 232 00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:10,000 it'd be Joe Bob. He's scraping the bottom of the 233 00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:14,160 horror barrel. Yeah, that sounds very familiar. 234 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:16,000 I don't know. The K is what throws me off on 235 00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:17,880 something very familiar about that. 236 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:23,560 But the other K for cotton. Then next, which is another play 237 00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:28,640 on Cottontail Peter Rotten Tail. It might have been that one 238 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:30,080 shit. Either one of one of those two 239 00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:31,640 are shit. Maybe both of them maybe double 240 00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:33,680 featured that that common. Oh my. 241 00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:35,160 God, how would you keep them straight? 242 00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:40,800 I'm telling you, the the best you can do when it comes to 243 00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:44,160 Easter horror movies is just different plays on the Easter 244 00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:45,640 Bunny. That's all that there is. 245 00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:49,160 That's all you got except for Save for two. 246 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:52,440 Would I say would people get, would people lose their shit if 247 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:55,360 you kind of went the Jesus angle and Jesus came back, but he's 248 00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:58,240 vengeful now? Yo, Passion of the Christ is on 249 00:13:58,240 --> 00:14:00,640 my list. I think that's the ultimate 250 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:01,320 Easter movie. You're. 251 00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:05,120 Shit. That shit's hardcore. 252 00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:08,440 That's that's more hardcore than Serbian Film and All the Faces 253 00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:09,560 of Death combined. I. 254 00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:14,880 Don't know, but we'll get to faces of death here, probably in 255 00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:16,560 a in a few. Yes, we will. 256 00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:20,280 All right. Next, which I I've never heard 257 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:22,080 of this, but apparently there are three of them. 258 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:26,640 Cereal Rabbit. Next. 259 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:28,800 Right. I was like, damn, you made three 260 00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:30,720 of them. How much did they cost to make? 261 00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:32,200 How much did the first one cost to make? 262 00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:34,600 So how much money did you make off of it? 263 00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:37,240 Those are. Just like one movie, they broke 264 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:40,360 into 3 into two sequel. Yeah, they just, it's one 265 00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:43,160 unbroken shot that's six hours long and they're like, shit. 266 00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:45,840 Yeah, like I made the, I made the the. 267 00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:49,360 Was it the godfather of Easter Horn? 268 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:55,000 So it's bad. I'm going to die on that hill, 269 00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:57,400 much like Jesus. Up on the cross. 270 00:14:57,560 --> 00:15:01,880 I hate the Godfather movies and that's like a hot take now where 271 00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:03,680 it's like, oh it doesn't want your godfather. 272 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:07,240 I just really don't. I would much rather watch 273 00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:10,640 Goodfellas or Scarface or Casino. 274 00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:15,760 Fucking Bronx Tale. I'd rather watch anything. 275 00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:18,960 Those are all good. Mel Brooks's Mafia over The 276 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:21,560 Godfather. I've never seen the godfathers. 277 00:15:21,560 --> 00:15:24,200 The wife has it. She digs them. 278 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:30,880 I think there's one that's whatever is the the bad 1/3 is 279 00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:34,360 1. She actually I died down, but 280 00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:35,880 I've never gotten around to them. 281 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:38,200 Bro. If maybe one day. 282 00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:40,520 If you just want to sleep, put on the Godfather. 283 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:43,880 No, if I want to sleep upon Leviathan, the Hellraiser 284 00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:48,000 documentary, that's your best sleeping documentary ever made. 285 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:50,640 I don't care how big of a fucking fan of Hellraiser you 286 00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:54,640 are, you will not survive Leviathan the making of Hellra. 287 00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:58,400 Yeah, I can't do it. Yeah, we fucking love 288 00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:03,080 documentary to death. And my God, it is stagnant. 289 00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:08,920 Interviews in like a white room, no backgrounds, no clips, no 290 00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:11,960 cutaways, no fancy like screen titles. 291 00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:15,520 Nope. And just British monotone. 292 00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:18,440 I was gonna say that's the other I can't do a really great 293 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:22,080 British accent, but that's the main take away. 294 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:26,440 Think of that dude in basketball that's falling asleep to the 295 00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:29,840 Horse Whisperer, and that's what it is trying to get through. 296 00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:32,920 I've never finished Leviathan and I told you about it and 297 00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:36,440 you're like, I'll tell you. And you were all chest puffed 298 00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:38,520 out like I can do this shit. We love documentary. 299 00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:40,600 You didn't make it through. Either I think I made it about 300 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:45,720 40 minutes because it literally is what when I wrote, when I 301 00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:50,960 wrote bloodline, whatever the fuck, like hell bound I was 302 00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:55,560 thinking to myself or and it's just so fucking boring. 303 00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:58,200 It is monotone as it possibly get. 304 00:16:58,200 --> 00:17:01,880 They could be saying the most gnarly factoids you can get, but 305 00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:06,599 their delivery is so they're reading the Sunday paper half a. 306 00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:08,480 The Franks. And you will be. 307 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:13,200 Insane. So, you know, like, I don't 308 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,880 fucking care anymore. Yeah, put somebody else on the. 309 00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:19,280 Razor less because of it. Yeah, give me somebody with some 310 00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:23,160 energy and it's weird. Even the liquid pig who's the 311 00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:26,240 hellraiser go to guy is like, yeah that's tough. 312 00:17:26,319 --> 00:17:29,280 That's bad. If you want good Hellraiser 313 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:33,040 coverage and not good and air quotes, just just watch the 314 00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:36,560 Hellraiser segments in the In Search of Darkness. 315 00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:39,920 They're really like a bridged coverage of Hellraiser. 316 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,520 So they're not bad, but they're not going to give you all the 317 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:45,520 juicy tidbits you want from like a six hour dock. 318 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,840 But it's in. The Have you seen the meme going 319 00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:51,840 around about Hellraiser lately? This week, maybe. 320 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:55,600 I don't know. And it it's of what the main 321 00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:58,520 actress? Oh, Ashley Lawrence. 322 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:03,040 No, no, no, you're you're a villain actress the Reddit. 323 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:08,440 Julia. Yeah, Julia, it's the, it's I'm 324 00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:10,200 paraphrasing, but this is a picture of her. 325 00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:14,240 And the meme is man this woman had Dicks so good she's killing 326 00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:16,680 people to bring it back. You mean this meme right here 327 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:18,680 that you're going to send me so I can put it in this video? 328 00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:22,440 I don't have it handy, but I'm sure it wouldn't be hard to 329 00:18:22,440 --> 00:18:24,480 find. Find it, send it to me. 330 00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:27,160 All right. The next, which is a movie I 331 00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:29,920 genuinely own. I don't have a problem with it. 332 00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:34,040 I like this movie, it's dumb as shit and it's a 70s movie. 333 00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:37,640 Night of the Lepus Killer Bunnies. 334 00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:38,880 I know that movie I've never seen. 335 00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:42,320 You know, and I, I tried to sell you on food of the Gods, which 336 00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:47,160 is essentially the same thing, Food of the gods, like a weird 337 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:51,320 chemical leaks and then mice and bugs and whatever get in and 338 00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:53,400 they get big. So there's a lot of miniatures 339 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:58,880 and a lot of really rough compositing of like animals 340 00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:02,120 attacking people and neither the Lepus is the same, but it's with 341 00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:06,080 bunnies, big bunnies. So if you like, and bunnies are 342 00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:08,320 bunnies don't even eat people. But in the movie they eat 343 00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:09,800 people. It's fine. 344 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:13,800 It's a it's a cheesy drive in 70s movie that you got to be. 345 00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:16,200 It's like a Sunday morning type of movie, you know what I mean? 346 00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:20,440 Yeah, exactly. It's, it's fun for what it is, 347 00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:23,600 but it ain't going to scare you and it ain't going to wow you. 348 00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:27,240 But it's it's, it's good enough. You know, it's something you saw 349 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:29,280 when you were a kid and you're like, I need to have that for 350 00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:34,320 nostalgia reasons. OK Next is another movie I own. 351 00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:38,640 There's only a very small Easter section in it, but it's an 352 00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:40,200 anthology. And I think you've seen it 353 00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:42,000 because I, I'm pretty sure we've talked about it's called 354 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:45,440 Holidays. Have you? 355 00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:50,240 Oh, I'm I'm confusing it with the southbound OH. 356 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,080 Southbound's dope, but it's not an Eastern. 357 00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:54,640 It's also an anthology. Not really. 358 00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:56,440 I mean, well, kind of, but not really. 359 00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:58,960 Like it's all one story, but it's kind of it's kind of 360 00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:03,520 Freddy's nightmares ish. Oh, that's a compliment or a 361 00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:04,920 downgrade. Oh yeah, so I'm like, it's 362 00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:06,280 walking a final. I'm mixing those. 363 00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:09,040 I'm mixing those two together. But tell me about holidays. 364 00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:17,120 So holidays no. So it's the cover is very your 365 00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:18,760 next. It's a white cover with like a 366 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:23,200 black silhouetted like person in an Easter Bunny mask with like a 367 00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:27,640 hatchet, I think. And it basically every holiday 368 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:31,680 has a short film, like a three to five minute short film and 369 00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:34,480 like Seth Green made one a bunch of people. 370 00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:38,840 So it's it's really unique and there's a yeah. 371 00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:41,440 I've never seen this. Bro, it's pretty fucking good. 372 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:47,240 And the Easter 1 is like they're kind of mocking the whole thing 373 00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:49,120 about Easter, you know, what is it? 374 00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:50,680 What does it mean? Whatever, whatever. 375 00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:56,000 And Jesus comes back. It's like Jesus comes back and 376 00:20:56,000 --> 00:21:01,000 is like a zombie Easter Bunny. Like it's really weird, but it's 377 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,960 not a bad segment. It's good for like a, you know, 378 00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:08,040 7 to 10 minute segment. It's got enough Easter in it and 379 00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:10,840 it's got it's a horror comedy. So you know, it's, it's right. 380 00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:14,080 It's our bread and butter. Every one of them is Think Tales 381 00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:16,760 of Halloween. Or is it Tales from Halloween? 382 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,160 Tales of Halloween. I always want to say from. 383 00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:23,320 I don't know why I want to change those words but. 384 00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:26,600 Tales of Halloween from the From the Hood anthology. 385 00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:27,840 You're wanting to make that bridge. 386 00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:32,040 But only holidays. That's that's what it is. 387 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:35,080 It's it's so you do have a Halloween one, but you have 388 00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:37,160 Saint Patrick's Day. I think you have like 389 00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:40,800 President's Day, everything weird, every weird holiday. 390 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:41,680 Is in. Yeah, yeah. 391 00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:44,960 It's like, I think whatever, however many, there's like 22 392 00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:49,440 real short little. Mother's Day. 393 00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:51,880 Father's Day. Fun stuff. 394 00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:55,680 Coffee Day. It's National Pie Day. 395 00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:59,920 OK, so the other one, which was the title that I thought the 396 00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:02,800 Robert Zadar movie was Easter Casket. 397 00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:05,520 Cool title, don't know anything about it. 398 00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:09,280 That's the that's the best title of all of these movies. 399 00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:13,400 Easter Casket. Like that's something that's a 400 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:16,720 no brainer, but I don't know if it's a good movie. 401 00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:19,760 Probably not. It's a sweet title though. 402 00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:21,720 Dude. That's the title alone Makes me 403 00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:25,640 want to check it out, you know? Is that that's not the end of 404 00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:28,680 the list, is it? No, no, no, 'cause you. 405 00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:32,240 Still haven't hit the one. The one is at the bottom for me 406 00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:34,640 because I knew. OK, Yeah. 407 00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:40,000 So then there's a one and two of Easter Bunny massacre, which I'm 408 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:43,160 like, man, we're really reaching Easter Bunny massacre and Easter 409 00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:46,640 Bunny massacre two number this, this next one. 410 00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:49,160 Just because of the use of this word. 411 00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:54,360 I I think I would buy this movie Easter Holocaust. 412 00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:58,560 I'm like, yo, what the hell is happening in this movie? 413 00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:04,040 Like I'm picturing Cannibal Holocaust but Easter style and I 414 00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:08,280 don't know, this movie probably doesn't have that kind of pull. 415 00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:14,120 But probably not. I'm just going to roll my guests 416 00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:16,720 out there. Yeah, maybe that's a new 417 00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:18,040 tradition. Maybe we would just watch 418 00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:21,280 Cannibal Holocaust on Easter. Pass. 419 00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:25,440 Hard pass pass. I mean, that's what I'm doing 420 00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:26,760 tonight. You'll be getting Snapchats. 421 00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:30,080 I'll just click right through every one of those. 422 00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:31,800 Well, they'll be of my face reacting. 423 00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:33,800 They won't be of the movie. I know you can't hang. 424 00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:37,200 Although I definitely think we need to do an episode on 425 00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:41,520 Cannibal Holocaust for sure. That will cost you at least that 426 00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:43,360 will cost you at least 100 human dollars. 427 00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:48,000 Cannibal Holocaust, Cannibal Ferox and then top it off with 428 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,320 the softy version of it all Green Inferno. 429 00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:55,320 But the number one Easter movie that I believe is the the movie 430 00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:59,000 you are referring to that I think is in our constant 431 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:04,680 rotation is probably our our best representation of Easter. 432 00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:07,760 Because it has nothing to do with Easter other than it 433 00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:11,080 happens to be going on at the same time as the Hollow. 434 00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:14,880 Critters 2. Yes, this is that's the best way 435 00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:17,120 to do Easter is just it's it's happened. 436 00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:20,000 Did. I make it to your central theme. 437 00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:23,880 I didn't put this one on the list, but it to me also is a no 438 00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:26,200 brainer. Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey 439 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:31,680 because of the Easter basket. You're supposed than sister 440 00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:35,160 bastard that creepy ass Easter Bunny when they're in hell. 441 00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:38,320 Just that alone is pretty. That's an honorable mention. 442 00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:43,640 Yeah, it is my. Grandma Creepy Grandma wins the 443 00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:46,080 Creepy award on that segment. You know why? 444 00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:47,640 Well, first of all, that makeup. Is a. 445 00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:53,360 Yeah, the the makeup is incredible, but also blue, blue 446 00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:55,560 night time, like it's all filmed blue. 447 00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:59,800 So it's yeah on a long, on a wide angle lens. 448 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:03,160 So everything's like really stretchy and close. 449 00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:07,400 Like it's weirdly distorted. That's good shit. 450 00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:08,840 That is good shit. Pink. 451 00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:11,720 Pink on the other hand, with Easter Bunny, not as scary, but 452 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:15,080 the Easter Bunny itself is kind of creepy and the way that the 453 00:25:15,120 --> 00:25:17,080 sets are. Like just in the paste, Yeah, 454 00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:22,040 it's very pink and Barbie, which we'll get to Barbie thing in a 455 00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:24,120 little bit later too all. Right. 456 00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:28,800 Well, yeah, but also how the the sets of Inbill and Ted are like 457 00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:32,200 way bigger because they're little like the set design. 458 00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:34,680 Wow, that's. Fucking it's too bricky in it's. 459 00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:38,480 It's disturbing, but going back to hell. 460 00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:42,440 Yeah, going back to crit. That's a House of 1000 Corpses 461 00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:43,640 reference. Deep cut. 462 00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:45,320 I did not expect you to pull that out. 463 00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:48,240 That skunk ape having relations with my wife. 464 00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:52,760 This is hell. Drawing the line in the sand 465 00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:56,280 next to this weird little aluminum shanty. 466 00:25:58,520 --> 00:26:01,320 Home sweet home. But critters too, man, like you 467 00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:06,000 said, you nailed it with it just happens to be on Easter. 468 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:10,800 But then we have the cool Easter egg hunt sequence like the big 469 00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:13,760 critter ball, which I they didn't do a critter ball in in 470 00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:15,840 critters one. Yeah, this is the first time it 471 00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:19,080 happens. Like the the rolling lawnmower 472 00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:22,560 of teeth. So good. 473 00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:26,960 Also honorable mention for the fact that Critters 2 is PG or 474 00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:32,680 PG13 and they're straight up. That dude get, there's a dude 475 00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:35,760 that gets run over by that thing and he gets yeah, like a fucking 476 00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:39,800 lawnmower went over his. But also boobs. 477 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:46,120 Boobs when when one of the bounty hunters shape shifts into 478 00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:50,440 the the playmate. Like uncovered naked boobs. 479 00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:53,920 Well, boobs weren't as big a deal in the 80s. 480 00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:55,800 Those were a big deal, you know what I'm saying? 481 00:26:57,120 --> 00:26:59,800 I mean, they were a big deal, but they weren't like no one 482 00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:02,400 apparently cared too much about that. 483 00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:07,480 All the John John Hughes movies of the times had they're 484 00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:11,800 straight up looking through porn mags and weird science to make 485 00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:14,520 to make their ultimate woman. And that's true. 486 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:18,640 This is there. Aw, Kelly Lebrock. 487 00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:19,440 Hello. What? 488 00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:21,960 Do you little monsters want to do first? 489 00:27:23,360 --> 00:27:27,960 Take a shower. That would be my answer. 490 00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:30,240 But I'm not leaving all my clothes on while I'm walking in 491 00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:30,800 there. I don't. 492 00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:33,440 I don't think I've ever been that mesmerized. 493 00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:37,200 I forgot to take things off. That's a That's a silk stockings 494 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:39,600 deep cut for you though. It is. 495 00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:41,640 Yeah, you're like, yeah, let's get in that shower. 496 00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:44,400 Let's have. Deep parties, too, Yeah. 497 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,840 All this stuff is like, oh, it's deep rooted in silk stocking. 498 00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:52,840 Yeah, hey man, we get a we get all of our weird fetishes and 499 00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:55,240 stuff like as we're arching into puberty. 500 00:27:55,440 --> 00:28:00,000 So it's all depends on what what we're consuming at that time. 501 00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:07,160 And it just so happens for me that it's red headed punk chicks 502 00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:12,600 with leg warmers, vagina high leg warmers. 503 00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:15,640 I there's. A. 504 00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:18,040 There's a unit of measurement. I didn't know the. 505 00:28:18,360 --> 00:28:21,280 Yep, all the way from the ankle. Yeah, thigh high. 506 00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:24,560 Like Nah I want badge high. Bring them suckers up. 507 00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:26,440 So it's like right under the butt cheeks. 508 00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:30,720 Yeah, I don't know. It's like assless chaps, but 509 00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:33,200 they're like for exercise, you know what I mean? 510 00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:35,520 It's hot. Well, love is in the air. 511 00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:39,960 I made AI got a list of things for you as well since I know 512 00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:43,680 you're the horror man as we all are here. 513 00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:45,560 Yeah, we. We, we live. 514 00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:45,960 We. Breathe. 515 00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:49,560 What is your what is your opinion on a ROM com? 516 00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:52,680 On a ROM com. Yes. 517 00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:57,840 Well, I don't. Overall ROM com if they're like 518 00:28:57,960 --> 00:29:01,080 is it a ROM com night? Do you feel a ROM com night is 519 00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:02,640 ever in you feeling? No. 520 00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:06,080 I've got a list I was. Going to say 1. 521 00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:08,640 Of the lists of different kinds of ROM coms here, and I'm 522 00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:13,120 betting more than most you have seen or actually enjoy a decent 523 00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:15,320 amount. OK, I want to hear them, but I'm 524 00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:17,440 going to throw. Before you start your list, let 525 00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:22,680 me just give you my 2 caveats that I consider OK. 526 00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:27,280 One is Shaun of the Dead to me. That's on the list. 527 00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:32,560 That's the zom, the zom ROM com it is #2 'cause I, I hate the 528 00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:38,400 structure of a ROM com, but #2 for me, whether it was, I don't 529 00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:39,760 know. It just hit at a perfect time 530 00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:41,080 for me. And I think it's a perfect 531 00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:42,640 movie. And a lot of people will 532 00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:46,040 disagree, and that's fine, you can be wrong, but Forgetting 533 00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:48,360 Sarah Marshall, I love forgetting Sarah Marshall. 534 00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:51,240 That movie makes me so fucking happy. 535 00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:56,440 And a little tidbit, slice of life that belongs with that 536 00:29:56,440 --> 00:30:02,320 movie is when my wife and I started dating, she said I was 537 00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:05,840 her Mila Kunis like like. Oh. 538 00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:10,760 So she was like, you, you were the one that like, I wasn't 539 00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:14,280 gonna let get away. And I was like, whoa, fuck. 540 00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:18,200 OK, so the movie has a hold, hold some extra weight for me, 541 00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:19,800 you know? But I'm all ears, man. 542 00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:21,880 Let's. Let's oh you name the you name 543 00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:23,520 the top two there. Oh, I'm sorry. 544 00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:27,120 I'm sorry. We get you 500 days of summer I. 545 00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:30,800 Don't know what that is. I've never seen that one, but I 546 00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:33,800 do know of that one. Crazy, stupid love. 547 00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:36,800 You're just throwing words together and telling me their 548 00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:39,880 Movies Now. I think you were just doing that 549 00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:41,760 with the these Easter movies, to be honest. 550 00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:47,480 Easter lamp, Easter carpet. You're not even trying anymore. 551 00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:49,240 High Fidelity. High Fidelity. 552 00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:58,960 OK I love high fidelity but but makes me think of my ex but so I 553 00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:01,360 don't you know what I mean. I love it. 554 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:04,520 Like it, but if you don't, OK. It's a hard pill to swallow 555 00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:08,960 because it's a it to me. It's not a happy movie. 556 00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:12,320 Not in generally, no. It's kind of. 557 00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:14,720 It's a. Mopper Sack. 558 00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:18,800 It's a Mopper movie dating. About Tim Robbins plowing his 559 00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:22,880 ex. But Jack Black's living his best 560 00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:25,520 life in the record. Yeah, hey, if I had said to you 561 00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:29,560 I haven't seen Evil Dead 2 yet, what would that mean? 562 00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:32,360 I. Was like, I'm not going to sell 563 00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:33,640 it to. You, I mean, you're a liar, 564 00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:35,560 that's what. Because we saw it together. 565 00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:42,600 OK, so John Cusack keeping that theme going over gross point 566 00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:47,200 blank. Don't think I've seen it. 567 00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:49,320 Really. He's. 568 00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:52,520 Like a hitman, yeah. Yeah, going to his high school 569 00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:54,880 reunion. So I know of it, never saw it. 570 00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:57,680 I tell you, man, I avoid. I avoid movies like that like 571 00:31:57,680 --> 00:32:05,640 the fucking plague. OK, here's the action oriented 572 00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:08,240 ROM com that's like OK. True lies. 573 00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:13,720 Not on the list, but that's actually a damn damn good one 574 00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:16,200 there, I think. Groundhog Day I. 575 00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:20,080 Love Groundhog Day, it's the best movie about wanting to kill 576 00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:25,880 yourself every day ever. The Princess Bride. 577 00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:28,960 I hate The Princess Bride. Really. 578 00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:30,640 Even under the Giant can't save you. 579 00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:34,080 No, Megan loves that movie. The kids love that movie. 580 00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:36,640 And I'm like, get the I well, you know me. 581 00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:39,560 I hate so it's a ROM com and it's a fantasy. 582 00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:45,280 Get your fucking swords and your dorky shit out of my TVI don't 583 00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:48,640 want to watch. OK, how about these next two 584 00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:50,760 'cause I these two next two I think are pretty good. 585 00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:53,200 True romance. Oh yeah? 586 00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:58,920 Well, it's Tarantino, baby. OK, Mr. and Misses Smith. 587 00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:02,120 Never saw it. Really. 588 00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:03,720 You never saw it? I thought that one was a lot of 589 00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:06,120 fun. It's just it's surprising that I 590 00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:09,920 haven't because Brad Pitt is a sexy, sexy man and Angelina 591 00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:17,000 Jolie is everything so. OK, if you had there's a 51st 592 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:20,400 dates. That's the Adam Sandler, Drew 593 00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:22,200 Barrymore. Yeah, not as good as the The 594 00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:24,160 Wedding Singer to me, but it's OK. 595 00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:28,440 I have seen 51st dates once, don't remember anything about 596 00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:31,080 it. Kind of like Drew Barrymore 597 00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:35,080 doesn't remember shit. Oh OK, wedding crash. 598 00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:40,360 Wedding Crashers. Yeah, that's that's a really fun 599 00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:43,280 movie. Except for the romance stuff. 600 00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:46,760 I love all the raunchy shit. OK, here's one I saw in the 601 00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:48,720 theater. I still like this movie. 602 00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:51,280 It's the last one on my list because you named the other the 603 00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:54,320 the big heavy hitters. I had already 10 Things I hate 604 00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:57,800 about you. Not for me. 605 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:00,560 Really. Not really. 606 00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:04,320 No, I I'm telling you bro, like when I was growing up, I was 607 00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:09,719 like, this shit can piss off. Like it's not, I don't, I don't 608 00:34:09,719 --> 00:34:12,639 like fun, OK. You literally have the Joker 609 00:34:12,639 --> 00:34:16,639 taking on, fucking or teaming up with Robin. 610 00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:19,639 I I don't like my heart to to weep. 611 00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:25,800 Yeah, I know weepage in that. Plus the dad of the of that 612 00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:27,199 movie. I can't remember his name but 613 00:34:27,199 --> 00:34:29,199 he's a fucking awesome character. 614 00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:32,520 I can't, I can't place him. I don't remember. 615 00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:36,440 I could, but I'm brain freezing on Ken. 616 00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:39,040 Sago's up in here. Yeah, totally. 617 00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:45,120 Well, yeah, no, it's just a date, dad. 618 00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:48,120 And hell is just a sauna. I don't. 619 00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:49,760 I don't. Before he before his daughter 620 00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:57,200 goes on a date, he works with like like teen, teen pregnancy 621 00:34:57,280 --> 00:35:00,560 in the hospital kind of gimmick. So he has one of those pregnancy 622 00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:03,440 belly things that you can wear. He makes his daughter wear it 623 00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:06,000 around the house before she goes on a date. 624 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,920 Like I want you to wear the belly or you think of even 625 00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:11,080 touching a boy tonight. I want you to think of nine 626 00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:15,560 months of wearing this. No, I don't. 627 00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:17,120 I think you. I think you might like 10 628 00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:17,680 things. I hate them. 629 00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:21,880 I don't know bro, what's what's the next one You got one more? 630 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:23,800 Now the other ones I had you already named. 631 00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:26,200 The big one I was going to drop was Shaun of the Dead, the 632 00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:29,680 horror movie Romk. That's a definite, I mean, Shaun 633 00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:33,160 of the Dead is a perfect movie. I have no issues with Shaun of 634 00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:34,480 the Dead. I could watch Shaun of the Dead 635 00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:37,560 every day. It's a. 636 00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:41,640 It's a super fun one. I could do every day, but man, I 637 00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:47,080 still, and it's only going to get harder over over time, the 638 00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:50,400 mom's death. Well, yeah, yeah. 639 00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:54,800 I might just hit the skip, like give me like 3050 seconds into 640 00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:56,720 the future kind of thing on that one. 641 00:35:58,040 --> 00:35:59,680 It has been an odd day, hasn't it? 642 00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:08,520 Yeah, yeah, to a wonderful mum. Would La Bamba be a ROM com 643 00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:11,720 that's based on a true story? It is Jesus, it ends on a 644 00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:17,640 downer, no pun intended. I mean, by that logic you could 645 00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:20,120 put Cruel Intentions in that list because it's funny and 646 00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:22,840 definitely doesn't it on a funny note either. 647 00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:25,680 Really. What do you think of Cruel 648 00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:28,440 Intentions? It's a little steamy. 649 00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:32,560 Yeah, that's one of those movies, man. 650 00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:36,400 Plus Bill Murray forever. Bill Murray Oh, you're thinking 651 00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:37,240 of a different. Movement. 652 00:36:37,240 --> 00:36:38,800 Oh yeah, I am thinking of wild things. 653 00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:40,760 You're right. You're thinking of wild like I 654 00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:42,840 don't recall Bill Murray and cruel intention. 655 00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:44,800 No. OK, so Cruel Intentions is the 656 00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:48,440 Ryan Felipe. Yeah, Sir, Michelle Gellar, not 657 00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:49,320 a. Big fan of that one. 658 00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:51,360 I was miss, miss Yeah, I was mixing them up. 659 00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:52,440 Wild Things. I'm a fan. 660 00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:54,640 Of Mama. Yeah. 661 00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:59,280 Well, of course, Wild things. You got full on bacon sausage in 662 00:36:59,280 --> 00:36:59,520 there. Yeah. 663 00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:05,080 Well, Cruel Intentions is like a taboo to me, you know what I 664 00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:07,680 mean? It's kind of, it's kind of got 665 00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:12,160 its own section on like Pornhub, like a weird that's like taking 666 00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:15,320 over the industry, you know? I I there is a. 667 00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:19,200 My step sister, my. There's an insult Sarah Michelle 668 00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:22,840 Gellar does in that movie that I thoroughly, you know, it's not 669 00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:29,720 our it's not PC to use, but I still like to use it is when 670 00:37:29,720 --> 00:37:33,440 she's referring to somebody making a move on Selma Blair 671 00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:36,480 faster like, well, this guy's moving at the speed of a special 672 00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:42,160 Olympic hurdler. And I I don't say it anymore air 673 00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:46,520 than when I just now did, but in my head I do think it quite 674 00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:47,760 regularly at my day. Jeff. 675 00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:51,000 Hey, let your freak flag fly. Say what you want to say when 676 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,960 you want to say it. You look like half a butt 677 00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:54,880 puppet, you know what I mean? Just let him go. 678 00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:56,120 Let him go. I. 679 00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:59,960 Don't know I live by the psycho killer mindset of I have nothing 680 00:37:59,960 --> 00:38:04,720 to say and my lips heal. Yeah, I have no issues being 681 00:38:04,720 --> 00:38:10,160 offensive at any given moment. Yeah, I know you're the Howard 682 00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:12,720 Stern middle finger of the podcast in the world. 683 00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:15,520 I'm the I'm the shadow band master. 684 00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:17,720 I. Was literally having. 685 00:38:17,720 --> 00:38:19,760 This like I don't give a shit, put it on there anyway. 686 00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:22,280 I was literally having this conversation with some people 687 00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:25,640 yesterday that are new subscribers that have discovered 688 00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:29,320 us and are really digging what we do and love the cabin and 689 00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:32,440 love the whole everything, everything that we got going on, 690 00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:37,040 man, our our personalities, our dynamic and basically we're 691 00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:39,640 like, it's a shame that you guys aren't bigger. 692 00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:42,120 And I said, you know, we, I mean, we're. 693 00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:44,000 Trying to eat more. We try. 694 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,120 We're trying to. I did. 695 00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:47,560 I did buy a kettle bell so. Yes. 696 00:38:48,240 --> 00:38:51,240 I will try to get bigger. How, how? 697 00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:53,520 How heavy of a kettle bell do you get a 15? 698 00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:58,560 15 I was going to go 20 but the wife talked me down to 15. 15 is 699 00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:00,160 is solid, you can do a lot of stuff. 700 00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:04,240 I'll send you some some simple. Maneuvers. 701 00:39:04,240 --> 00:39:06,000 Yeah, some maneuvers you can do with it. 702 00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:09,480 Show me the maneuvers. I will show me your moves. 703 00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:15,520 I got the moves. Was that last last dragon? 704 00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:18,440 And it was. Deep cut, boom. 705 00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:21,800 That's for the jerseys. Yeah, man. 706 00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:24,360 But yeah, I was literally having that conversation about like, 707 00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:27,520 they were like, it's a shame that you guys aren't bigger 708 00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:30,320 because of everything that you do, what you put into it, how 709 00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:34,400 how awesome everything is. And I said I think YouTube hates 710 00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:39,600 us. Spotify, all the podcast apps 711 00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:44,960 out there that play the audio we do really well on YouTube loves 712 00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:47,360 to shut us down. YouTube doesn't like what we're 713 00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:50,760 doing. And hey Mr. algorithm, you can S 714 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:54,240 my B. We tend to use those the the the 715 00:39:54,240 --> 00:39:56,400 new version of the seven dirty words You Can't Sing on 716 00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:59,280 television instead of shit this fucking cock sucking 717 00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:00,520 motherfucker tits. Now it's. 718 00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:04,960 Unalived and R worded and S traffic. 719 00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:10,080 Yes, yeah, You can't say a lot of stuff and it's really hard 720 00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:13,440 when you've lived 41 years completely unfiltered. 721 00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:17,680 And I'm I'm a dumb, dumb. So whatever comes in here comes 722 00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:22,600 right out. And I'm sorry, but we're working 723 00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:23,920 on it. I'm trying trying. 724 00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:25,720 I'm trying to tighten it up a little bit. 725 00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:30,720 Trying real hard, Ringo. Trying real hard to be the 726 00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:34,240 shepherd. That is a Pulp Fiction 727 00:40:34,240 --> 00:40:38,520 reference, deep cut. And and yeah, it's not for lack 728 00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:41,040 of trying, guys. We're we're working hard. 729 00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:45,000 We're going to do some really awesome stuff and hopefully 730 00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:47,160 let's defeat the algorithm together. 731 00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:49,600 If you are watching this, listening to this, click, 732 00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:53,000 subscribe, follow along with what we're doing, share us on 733 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:56,800 your social media, do one of them things, send it out to the 734 00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:59,080 ether and say, hey, the algorithm hates these guys. 735 00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:02,280 I love these guys. Listen to them, subscribe to 736 00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:04,000 them. They're funny. 737 00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:08,200 They don't care about offending people for the most part, you 738 00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:13,720 know, But you know, we, we cover a lot of stuff, we do a lot of 739 00:41:13,720 --> 00:41:16,160 fun things. We're not afraid to mix it up, 740 00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:19,360 spray some blood and roll around in some gore, eat some stupid 741 00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:22,480 shit. We almost died of diabetes for a 742 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:24,800 commentary. It's got 40 fucking views. 743 00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:28,720 So. And I think we're 20 and 20 on 744 00:41:28,720 --> 00:41:31,560 that one, between you and me watching it ourselves. 745 00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:35,240 Because it's hilarious. Try to get some weird news for 746 00:41:35,240 --> 00:41:37,080 the day. Yeah, what do you got? 747 00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:41,960 Anything cool happened with that quadriplegic doofus? 748 00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:45,920 Not that I've seen yet. Have you heard anything? 749 00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:47,880 No, I haven't. He hasn't. 750 00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:49,760 How do you like that story? I've seen that. 751 00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:52,240 I think that story seemed to get you the right way because I know 752 00:41:52,240 --> 00:41:55,520 you made an entire video isolate of just that story. 753 00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:58,960 Well, that's me trying to play the algorithm like a fucking 754 00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:01,120 bongo. I thought I was like, oh, that 755 00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:03,240 one kind of got. Him, you know, we're not a true 756 00:42:03,240 --> 00:42:05,200 crime podcast. We're not those guys. 757 00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:10,480 But every once in a while there comes a case that defies logic, 758 00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:14,480 that makes us go I don't understand. 759 00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:19,200 Thus we have to be like, why? How? 760 00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:24,200 I don't understand. So yeah, I, I had to, I had to 761 00:42:24,240 --> 00:42:27,680 share that out there to let people know we can't fathom it. 762 00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:35,240 OK, so a few years ago, do you remember the the, the hype 763 00:42:35,240 --> 00:42:37,360 around the fire fest? Fire Fest. 764 00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:40,160 Fire festival, Yeah. This does not ring a bell. 765 00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:43,040 So you don't know about Fire Fest I live on? 766 00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:46,320 A rock dude I live in. A a bunch of rich, rich people 767 00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:48,560 that got reached out to like, hey, we're going to have this 768 00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:51,080 really big, you know, festival. It's really expensive to get 769 00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:53,640 tickets to it. And they gave them like baloney 770 00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:55,400 sandwiches or something. Yes. 771 00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:58,960 OK, OK, I have. Heard so off of that from that 772 00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:00,440 we had the Willy Wonka experience. 773 00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:01,960 Have you heard or anything of that? 774 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,000 It was a also it was a number of years ago. 775 00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:07,320 It's a same kind of setup big like Willy Wonka thing and it's 776 00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:12,720 literally it was like a giant room where like a woman dressed 777 00:43:12,720 --> 00:43:17,040 as an Oompa Loompa doing science projects and like it really 778 00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:20,400 cheaply put together experience. I don't. 779 00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:23,600 Well, we have another version that came out this week and it 780 00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:27,120 was the IT Was Barbie Dream Fest down in Florida. 781 00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:31,520 Oh well, if it's in Florida, you know it's going to be top notch, 782 00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:34,560 baby. People pay an insane amount of 783 00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:37,600 money to go down to this Barbie fest, buy tickets and it 784 00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:43,000 literally was a giant auditorium with like a a sectioned off 785 00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:46,600 little square. For the roller disco. 786 00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:49,800 They had the Barbie Dream House, which was a cardboard cut out 787 00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:53,160 against the wall with a fake plant in front of it. 788 00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:56,080 There's all kinds of videos and images you can find of this 789 00:43:56,080 --> 00:44:00,600 Barbie Dream Fest. They they said they had special 790 00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:04,240 guest speakers and creators and stuff there, but I've not seen 791 00:44:04,240 --> 00:44:07,360 or heard anything of it of anyone talking about that. 792 00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:10,720 The biggest star that was supposed to be there was Serena 793 00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:14,160 Williams, and I have no idea if she actually was there or not. 794 00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:17,480 The tennis. Not to mention that Barbie, the 795 00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:20,360 brand itself, had no idea this was going on. 796 00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:21,880 So. You're about to get sued. 797 00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:27,360 Or I think a lot of people are, or most, if most, most if not 798 00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:31,760 all are getting entire refunds for I think it was maybe $80 or 799 00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:34,120 more to go to this thing to get tickets to it. 800 00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:37,240 Well, that's not that's. Shitty, but that's not as bad as 801 00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:40,720 you know it could have. Been that it's yeah, but still 802 00:44:40,720 --> 00:44:44,000 $80.00 for a giant auditorium for looks like something that a 803 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:45,760 high school put together particularly. 804 00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:48,320 You will laugh your ass off when you see these potted plants next 805 00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:51,400 to a plastic house front of a house. 806 00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:54,800 I should, but yeah, Barbie Dreamfest. 807 00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:58,080 You have to look up some images and throw some of those out for 808 00:44:58,080 --> 00:45:00,120 the visuals. On here, right in here. 809 00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:08,320 You know, that's the sad thing is any asshole can rent a 810 00:45:09,240 --> 00:45:15,640 auditorium or like a conference room and we all have social 811 00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:18,480 media. So it's super simple, especially 812 00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:22,320 with like using AI to even make like a really fancy looking 813 00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:26,120 flyer if you don't have any art talent OR whatever and get that 814 00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:30,520 out there and just RIP people off, ripping them off. 815 00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:32,240 I don't know if you have you seen this? 816 00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:36,760 This is something that's a new thing, which I don't know why it 817 00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:39,800 it blew my mind when it should have just been common knowledge 818 00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:43,480 to me. But like they're, you know how 819 00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:47,120 you get spam phone calls and it's always like someone trying 820 00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:49,440 to get your whatever they're trying to get your credit card 821 00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:50,680 info, whatever you. Want to buy it? 822 00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:53,880 You want to sell your house? Yeah, so now there's like a 823 00:45:53,880 --> 00:46:00,640 thing where these scammers are video calling people and they 824 00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:05,960 use AI like facial replacements. So like if they're, let's say 825 00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:10,560 they're not American, they'll use AI to change their voice and 826 00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:14,080 change the way they look. And then they come across very 827 00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:16,080 professional, like, you know, I need this from you. 828 00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:20,200 I need this from you. And someone posted a video and 829 00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:25,240 it was like, how to break them? Like you ask them to hold up 830 00:46:25,240 --> 00:46:28,000 three fingers because like you know, if like if you want to 831 00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:31,240 selfie from someone, you hold three fingers, but you got to 832 00:46:31,240 --> 00:46:33,720 put it in front of your face 'cause that breaks that facial 833 00:46:33,720 --> 00:46:35,200 recognition. So it'll all of a. 834 00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:39,560 Sudden hold up the newspaper. So your real face will pop up 835 00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:42,560 behind the fingers. And I was like, duh, of course, 836 00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:44,680 'cause it has to like lock onto your face like a Snapchat 837 00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:46,600 filter. You know, if something, if 838 00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:48,440 something crosses it, it screws it all up. 839 00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:51,000 And that's why I was saying like, I don't know why I hadn't 840 00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:52,960 thought of that. But yeah, that's the whole deal. 841 00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:56,520 Now, if you get these weird video calls or like, let's say 842 00:46:56,520 --> 00:46:59,120 you're a perv, you know, let's say you're doing, you're paying 843 00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:00,640 for. Let's say you're. 844 00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:03,960 Yeah, let's let's just everything has its roots in 845 00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:07,080 perversion. So let's say you're paying for 846 00:47:07,080 --> 00:47:08,200 that's. A T-shirt right there. 847 00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:11,000 Can we put that a deep cut podcast that copyright on that? 848 00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:12,920 Every Yeah, I'm down. I'll do it. 849 00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:15,760 It's an exclusive shirt right here. 850 00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:16,920 Maybe. I don't know if I have time to 851 00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:19,400 make it. Right up here. 852 00:47:19,720 --> 00:47:25,400 Yep, But you know, let's say you pay for an Only Fans model and 853 00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:31,520 they look crazy real and you're giving them whatever 10 bucks a 854 00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:35,320 month or whatever they're getting and they're, you know, 855 00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:39,400 they're a person that's AI. You got to be like wave your 856 00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:42,400 hand in front of your face because it's because it could 857 00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:44,640 be. Did you fine with that? 858 00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:46,640 You're fine. I'm never going to meet these. 859 00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:48,680 I'm never going to meet the only fans, per. 860 00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:50,880 That's like thinking the stripper actually enjoys your 861 00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:51,560 company. No. 862 00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:52,600 Yeah. Like, I don't give what the 863 00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:53,880 fuck. I was like, yeah, just do 864 00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:55,280 whatever you need to do to sell me. 865 00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:57,840 Which I mean, yeah, put, put, put that fucking filter and I'm 866 00:47:57,840 --> 00:47:59,600 paying $10.00 for this shit. Go see. 867 00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:02,280 What the fuck? Up Well, I mean, let's say you 868 00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:06,600 pay for a cameo of the Undertaker and it's like George, 869 00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:08,280 you know what I mean? It's just some dude pretending 870 00:48:08,280 --> 00:48:12,000 he's, you know, and you get, I don't know, like I'm just saying 871 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:17,120 there's it's a weird scammy thing going on. 872 00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:19,040 Hi. I'm the Undertaker. 873 00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:24,960 I tombstoned Hulk Hogan in 1990. I was like, no, you didn't. 874 00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:30,480 Get good rest. I mean, that's the wrong Get 875 00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:35,000 good sleep. Live Moss. 876 00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:41,480 Live, laugh, love. Imagine I'm loving it. 877 00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:44,480 Yeah, imagine paying the Undertaker to say live, laugh 878 00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:49,960 love, don't pay for a cameo and that's all you ask him to say. 879 00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:54,720 What you going to do with all that junk? 880 00:48:54,840 --> 00:49:01,400 All that junk inside that trunk. How would Macho Man Randy Savage 881 00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:03,880 say that for the people out there that don't know that you 882 00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:04,640 are a very. Good. 883 00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:06,120 I'm going to make you scream. Yeah. 884 00:49:06,240 --> 00:49:08,240 Make you scream. Make you scream. 885 00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:14,280 Oh, that shit. It's fictitious. 886 00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:17,680 I'm delicious. I have a challenge for you. 887 00:49:17,720 --> 00:49:22,000 Before we call this podcast an end that I can possibly turn 888 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:28,320 into a short evil, I want you to cut a promo as Macho Man Randy 889 00:49:28,320 --> 00:49:31,960 Savage telling people to subscribe to the Deep Cut 890 00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:39,520 Podcast and the floor is yours. You know what? 891 00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:46,880 Maybe I am insane, maybe I am over the edge. 892 00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:50,560 And if you don't subscribe to the Deep Cut podcast right here, 893 00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:59,560 right now, you're going to find out how insane I am. 894 00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:07,760 Yeah. Right now, yeah, another 360. 895 00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:16,800 Or thou bored. Oh, it's so good. 896 00:50:17,720 --> 00:50:18,680 My God. Yeah. 897 00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:22,240 The macho man lives on forever. You. 898 00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:25,440 Want any other weird news? I got one other one. 899 00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:27,360 Oh yeah, I'll take it. I'll take whatever you got. 900 00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:30,000 Here's a nice Here's a nice one that you can end on that'll 901 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:34,200 leave you paranoid. Oh no, we swallow 47 spiders 902 00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:36,680 every time we every year we're asleep. 903 00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:41,120 I don't. Know 3.1 million bottles of eye 904 00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:48,600 drops sold at major retailers such as CVS and Walgreen have 905 00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:52,400 been recalled due to safety. Safety. 906 00:50:54,280 --> 00:50:55,720 That's it. I like they didn't tell you what 907 00:50:55,720 --> 00:50:58,280 brand it was, what the safety concerns were. 908 00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:01,880 It's like what you're eating for dinner could kill you tonight at 909 00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:04,360 9:00. Yeah, after dinner. 910 00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:09,880 Is it steak? Canned corn. 911 00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:12,800 What if it's steak? I can stop eating steak. 912 00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:18,880 Yeah, eyedroppers, You're not buying that shit from Target or 913 00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:20,720 Walmart. Get rid of it. 914 00:51:23,640 --> 00:51:28,400 You'd have to whittle down every single brand like that, that 915 00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:30,320 that doesn't help at all. And it doesn't. 916 00:51:32,320 --> 00:51:36,200 Right. Well I don't ever use eye drops 917 00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:39,920 so I'm good and my wife has medicated eye drops because she 918 00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:44,120 has eye issues. I had some soothing ones a few 919 00:51:44,120 --> 00:51:47,560 days ago because I had some shit stuck in my eye from work and I 920 00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:50,240 could not get the shit out and I literally I used half a bottle 921 00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:53,480 over a 12 hour period trying to get this shit out of my eye. 922 00:51:54,240 --> 00:51:55,720 Was it the stuff? I think it's still a little bit 923 00:51:55,720 --> 00:51:58,920 red from it because. You're just blasting your eye. 924 00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:02,560 It was annoying me, man. I had shit in my eye and I 925 00:52:02,560 --> 00:52:04,600 couldn't get the fuck out. I couldn't cry. 926 00:52:04,840 --> 00:52:07,360 Yeah, well, I mean, if you get like a little chunk of anything 927 00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:10,960 in your eye, it's miserable. Yeah, and the wife's like you're 928 00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:12,920 just crying like nothing's nothing's going to work. 929 00:52:13,240 --> 00:52:14,840 I'm just eating an onion in the kitchen. 930 00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:20,240 Watching T2, Yeah. On the loop just. 931 00:52:20,520 --> 00:52:23,560 Give me that. All you keep seeing this is the 932 00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:26,800 thumb keeps going up and down, up and down, up and down, up and 933 00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:29,080 down like this is doing nothing because I wanted to do 934 00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:30,920 something. You'd go outside and stare up at 935 00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:35,960 the sun, Burn your retinas. Well, I'm blind now, but so now 936 00:52:35,960 --> 00:52:38,520 I can't feel anything in my eyes because they're not needed any. 937 00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:40,680 It's still itchy but I can't see shit. 938 00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:45,920 It was that was driving me. Fuck it ain't so. 939 00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:48,840 Be wary of your eye drops. Buy them from CVS or woke. 940 00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:52,600 Yeah, everybody out there, everybody out there that uses 941 00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:55,440 eye drops is like, well, wait, I need more information. 942 00:52:57,080 --> 00:52:58,680 So did I and I couldn't find. Anything. 943 00:52:58,680 --> 00:53:01,000 We don't have any more information maybe. 944 00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:04,400 They didn't give me none. Maybe you'll find it on the 945 00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:07,920 Internet today, but I don't know, man. 946 00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:10,920 I suppose on that note, we should probably get going 947 00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:14,280 because after all, there's Easter eggs to hunt or 948 00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:17,360 something, so. And someone's got to do it, so 949 00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:18,320 why not us? Yeah. 950 00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:21,200 I'm just going to eat another cake. 951 00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:29,160 Yeah, don't forget to like. Comment and you'll be dead.