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Today on the Deep Cut Podcast. 
Roger and Evil talk about birds.

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Disgusting. 
Yucky. 

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Yucky, yucky, yucky. 
Oh yeah, that's right, Walter. 

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Today we are covering some fun 
little weird creepy crawly 

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movies on this episode of the 
Deep Cut Podcast with your host 

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Rotten, Roger DeMarco and. 
Boogie and Down Evil did ink. 

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Boogie down. 
That is a Phantasm reference 

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hat, yes. 
Yeah. 

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Yes, and. 
A and A boogies. 

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And a Total Recall reference 
shirt. 

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You are repping hardcore this 
morning. 

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Well, I figured I might as well 
dress the part of the the show 

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so. 
Dress for the occasion. 

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Yeah, I'm in a hoodie and a 
stocking hat because it's a 

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little chilly this morning and 
I'm not. 

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Chilly at all? 
I'm not having it. 

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I'm I'm waiting for the 77 to 
hit this morning. 

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So. 
Fucked all that. 

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But this episode of the Deep Cut
podcast, folks out there 

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listening, watching, however 
you're consuming this, we're 

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trying to do something a little 
bit different to bring in more 

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cinema for everybody. 
So we are doing a little thing 

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called Staff Picks, which is 
very similar to our tie in 

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segment on our regular episodes,
but a little bit different. 

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Just a little bit different. 
Evil's going to have two flicks,

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I'm going to have two flicks. 
And this is something we can 

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revisit and do many a different,
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whatnots and have some fun. 
So I'm pretty stoked about it. 

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Sub genres and whatnots. 
Yes, all the different things. 

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I mean, it can, it can branch 
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plus we can always revisit 
creepy crawlies because 

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obviously for creepy crawly 
films, that's, that's just a 

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drop in the bucket. 
There's so many out there. 

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All depends on how big your 
bucket is, yeah. 

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I brought a 5 gallon bucket 
today so. 

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Fit a lot into that shit. 
So yeah, I figured we'll just go

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back and forth with our picks 
and just kind of talk about 

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these movies and have some have 
some fun out there for the folks

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in Internet land. 
But you know. 

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Well, it being your idea, your 
concept, I can't think of a 

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better person to kick it off 
with the first staff pick, so. 

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Aw. 
What's your What's your first 

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one? 
Actually, I believe that it was 

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a birthday or a Christmas gift 
from you because it was 

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something that was missing in my
collection. 

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So you pick this up for me. 
Little little slugs action. 

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So this is a movie that, boy 
howdy, this one folks need to 

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see. 
And I you haven't seen it yet, 

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have you? 
I have not. 

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I also I believe have in the 
collection and never watched it.

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And it's even though it's on the
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So let's say I've come up to the
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top there and I'm like, this is 
under your staff picks, Sir. 

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How did this movie come across 
your your line of sight And then

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tell me why I should throw down 
the buck 99 to rent this for 

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seven days? 
Because this is the like Italian

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version of Ticks. 
This is as gratuitous as 

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gratuitous gets. 
Folks. 

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This is a 1988 film. 
I, I'm not even an attempt to 

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give you the director's name 
because it's, it's one of those 

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seven name Italian names with 
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Lorenzo Delafonte, you know, 
Folchi. 

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It's just, it's a crazy name. 
Dude's got a crazy name that. 

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Goes forever. 
He's a cousin, Folchi. 

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Yes, goes and goes and goes. 
Umberto Roberto Umberto Roberto.

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Adidas bomb equipment Bulgy. 
Yes, but that name, it's not 

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going to sound familiar because 
I'm not telling it to you 

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correctly, but he's the same 
fella who made pieces. 

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And if you like pieces. 
Umberto made pieces too. 

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Yes, this fella made pieces, and
that's a very divisive film, 

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right? 
It's you either love it or you 

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hate it because it's stupid 
pieces is so stupid, but it's it

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ticks all the boxes. 
Gore, boobies. 

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Ridiculous amount of use of the 
word bastard, Bad, dumb. 

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Puzzles. 
Yes, puzzles. 

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X-rated puzzles. 
Sexy. 

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Sexy puzzles could also tie in 
the Hellraiser, you know. 

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When you're at Cirilla's buying 
your adult toys and you're like,

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you know what? 
This isn't these are toys, but 

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they're not toys. 
Toys. 

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Where's the toys aisle? 
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with you and your shopping at 
Cirilla. 

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Just like the hardware store 
back in the day, they need to 

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have a toy aisle and this is 
where you would get the puzzle. 

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Yep, the the pin up puzzle of 
whatever. 

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I don't know if it was a drawn 
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remember. 
It's been. 

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A minute. 
It was real. 

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It was totally, it's been, it 
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that's why we actually got tired
of watching pieces. 

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So now I don't think I could 
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it was so heavily rotated on 
shutter Streaming channels. 

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Back then they had three 
streaming channels. 

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Yeah, those bastards putting it 
in heavy rotation, getting you 

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sick of it. 
But slugs is it follows that, 

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right? 
It's it's a gratuitous tons of 

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nudity, tons of practical, 
nasty, nasty gore, eyes popping,

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just grossness, constant 
grossness and really bad 

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dubbing, which makes it even 
better because it's hilarious. 

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But it's everything you want in 
a creepy crawly movie. 

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And that's why I was like, man, 
when you finally get to this, 

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you're going to be like, oh, 
yeah, oh, yeah, Jesus Christ, is

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this, this is so much fun. 
It's it's ticks, but with boobs,

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you know, and synthwave, and I 
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Tix is good, but man if I could 
just have someone dubbing Clint 

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Howard's voice it would make it 
all the better. 

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Give him Stallone's voice. 
That's the closest Italian actor

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I've got off the top of my head.
So I think you know, when you 

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said how did this come into my 
wheelhouse? 

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I'm pretty sure that the trailer
for this was on one of those 

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random Anchor Bay DVDs back in 
the day, whether it was like 

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Chud or, you know, one of those 
that was just like a, a $7.00 

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pickup. 
And I saw the trailer and I was 

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like, I need to see this. 
And I had had it in my wish list

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for years and years and years 
and then one. 

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Slugs and ticks, yes. 
That's AT shirt all in of 

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itself. 
Going in what is best in life? 

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Sign me up. 
Takes sluds and chuds. 

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Yeah, that's right, right there.
And, you know, you picked it up 

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for me, so I was finally able to
watch it and I just fell in love

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with it. 
It became a kind of a constant 

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rotation movie for me. 
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everything that you want. 
So toxic waste, you know, makes 

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the slugs bigger and makes them 
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And it's up to it's very chud 
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it, because it's the the town's 
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I get he's like the garbage man 
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around in the sewers and cleans 
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These small towns, small towns, 
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you don't have multiple people 
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all these separate jobs. 
So you have the, they have these

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sanitation workers slash garbage
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Yeah, I'm in sanitation. 
That's its own sub sub category 

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shit that's been affected by 
toxic waste. 

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And apparently slugs are and it 
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and that's. 
That's how you never know what 

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toxic waste they'll do to 
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Sometimes it'll dissolve a human
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disintegrate their face and 
other things that gives them a 

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taste for beef. 
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whatever. 
You you never know, depending on

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the plot device, but it opens up
with a very The Raft Creepshow 2

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Jaws style, you know, boyfriend,
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they're fishing. 
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boyfriend down into the water 
and we get that traditional like

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geyser of blood coming out of 
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And that's our first kill in the
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And then we kind of move on to 
people, you know, accidentally 

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sitting when they do what fell. 
Over that boat must have severed

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A vein when he fell over the 
boat. 

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I so I didn't know that slugs 
swam. 

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Slug swam. 
Swam Swamy swam Swappy Swanson 

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Swanson. 
I was way off. 

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I I had no idea that they just 
like chilled in water. 

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I don't know. 
So that's a really, it's a 

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really weird opening kill to get
you started, But then you get a 

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lot of like an old man like sits
down on a couch that's covered 

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in slugs and he's like, Oh, no, 
no, you know, it's very Kingdom 

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of. 
I'm infested. 

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And then I mean it just, it just
gets more and more ridiculous. 

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That you're going to go more 
with the jaws thing and it was 

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like this is going to be our 
quaint. 

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He's going to tell us they were 
look into the eyes of a slug. 

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It's got lifeless eyes, slimy 
eyes like a naked dolls eyes. 

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And they? 
When it bites you, you would 

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think, hey, slugs don't bite, 
but the toxic waste changes it 

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and those slimy eyes roll over 
blood red and tear you to peace.

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Can you do it in an Italian 
accent though? 

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That's an Italian accent that's 
attempting to be English. 

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An Italian attempting to be 
English. 

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Yeah, Zeros 90. 
I don't. 

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Know. 
They roll over blood ray, you 

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know, and then, you know, they 
they started to bite you and 

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you're like, oh, whoa, whoa, 
whoa, these these snugs, they're

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not greedy, lazy. 
They're here to to chomp down on

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you, you know, and it'll just 
RIP you all up and you're like, 

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Mick, save me. 
I went. 

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And then all of a sudden, I 
heard the sweetest now in the 

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world, the bell. 
Salt me, Mick. 

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Salt me. 
Yeah. 

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OK. 
And so they also, I'm trying to 

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figure out what. 
So this is the thing that 

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happens at the end of a lot of 
these movies, right? 

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You got to figure out a way to 
kill the entire population of 

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the creepy crawly so. 
Like one that's still going to 

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be just on its own somewhere 
fucking off. 

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So you have. 
Your sequel bait. 

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Because you know they want to, 
they have to leave it open. 

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So if Slugs is a massive hit, 
they have their they haven't 

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backed themselves in a corner 
where they could not do a 

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sequel. 
Exactly. 

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So they, they get all the slugs,
they discover that all the slugs

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are living in the sewers, you 
know, so they put it's a 

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lithium, lithium based arsenic. 
They pump that into the sewers. 

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And I'm thinking that pretty 
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in the town is going to die 
afterwards. 

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I mean, you can't put arsenic 
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That it's only partial 
paralysis. 

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Yeah. 
And so it of course, like you 

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said, it's got to end on a 
sequel bait where we have 1 lone

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slug, you know, creeping out of 
the sewer. 

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That's like going to go start a 
new A. 

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Finger or something? 
Got to go start a new colony of 

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slugs. 
I don't know how, I don't even 

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know how they reproduce. 
But here's here's an interesting

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tidbit for you, evil. 
That's where it should have 

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should have flushed out a whole 
new line of scientists that are 

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dedicated themselves to slug. 
And you know what? 

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I'd be here for slugs too. 
But it would be TOO, you know, 

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give me slugs TOOI would have. 
I would have been there with 

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bells on, ready to watch 
purchase. 

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Wear the T-shirt. 
But this movie sadly flopped and

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it only made fifteen $15,000 on 
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I don't have the budget, but I 
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15,000. 
Because the gore in this movie 

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rivals a Rick a Rick Baker. 
The gore in this movie rivals 

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Nicotero. 
This stuff is disgusting. 

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I pop and goodness, there's a 
few scenes notable that I just. 

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There's one that is a very 
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bordering on the line of 
pornographic and. 

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Oh, it's Italian, so. 
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Big, big boobs, big Bush and. 
A big audience. 

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Yes, and the female falls off 
the bed and and the whole floor 

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is covered in slugs and so she's
rolling around naked and she's 

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just getting devoured by these 
slugs. 

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So she's increasingly like 
covered in rubber slugs more 

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like fake blood bite prosthetics
and to all the way down to where

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she's like skeleton and bone and
muscle. 

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Like it's like all this just. 
Gore It's a 13 minute sequel. 

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It's it's, it's aggressive and 
it's probably 3 minutes. 

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It just goes and goes and go 
kind of like what's his name 

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from Austin Powers? 
Like no, no. 

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So by by this logic, if a page 
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script is one minute on screen, 
that is 3 pages of she wrote, 

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the devouring of of nudie 
continues. 

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Yes, she devouring continues. 
The devouring hasn't. 

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Fade to black exterior day. 
I was like, is this chomping her

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down day 2 or minute 2 or minute
3? 

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Man, it goes for. 
Starting in minute 2, then we're

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going to film minute one, then 
minute. 

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And I think the entire reasoning
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your quota of breasts right. 
You, you have to keep it on 

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screen long enough to where it 
stops being sexy and it starts 

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being like, OK, I've, I've had 
enough, you know? 

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You don't want this anymore, do 
you? 

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Yeah, I'm sick of this. 
Can we, can we fade out? 

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A tasteful fade? 
Star swipe perhaps? 

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I would prefer like the like the
sitcom cartoon like it just 

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zooms into a small hole. 
Or the Batman spin. 

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Yeah, but it's a slug, so it's. 
Leave it a little trail. 

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That's the you said. 
OK so I need to re edit slugs. 

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Yeah. 
I'm down, holler at me. 

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It's a proof. 
Proof of transitions can ruin 

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ruin a motif. 
Yes. 

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Put that in The Exorcist. 
Just spray and pea soup. 

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This is a movie man, that I, I 
implore you to watch because I 

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swear to God it will become in 
your, it will become in your 

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wheelhouse. 
This is so high up there with 

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those stupid squishy, creepy 
crawly movies that we like. 

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You know, this is arachnophobia 
with tits and gore. 

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This is, this is Ticks with tits
and gore. 

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Like I, I, I can't recommend 
this movie enough. 

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I love everything about this 
movie, and so when I was like, 

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let's do creepy crawlies, I 
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shelf and I was like, this is a 
#1. 

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Duke of New York for me is 
slugs. 

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All right, you can miss you got 
my $2.00? 

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Yes, your I'll gotten $2.00 or 
yours. 

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Now you got to go when you go 
upstairs when you're done 

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recording and you have to eat a 
nice Cobb salad whilst watching 

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slugs. 
Because nothing I do more in the

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morning then after recording 
podcast is whip up a Cobb salad.

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That's so I have to before we 
move on to your first pick. 

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Again, like I said, there was 
there's a few notable scenes in 

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this movie, 1 being that 
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girl getting killed. 
There's another sequence that is

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it takes place in a restaurant 
and a guy is eating a salad and 

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he accidentally eats a slug. 
And then he's like, oh, he 

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starts sweating. 
You know, he doesn't feel good. 

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And then of course, this slug, I
don't know whether it births 

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many a slug or what is happening
inside of this dude, but it it 

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paves way for one of the 
greatest meltdowns of a 

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character. 
Eyeballs popping, slugs coming 

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out, skin tearing off, slugs 
coming out of the chest, like 

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all in this fancy restaurant. 
It's so gory and so ridiculous, 

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everyone's screaming, blood's 
flying everywhere and it it does

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not get better than that. 
So those sequences alone will 

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make you love this movie, I 
promise. 

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I'll have what he's not having. 
When Harry Met Sally reference 

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kinda deep. 
Nice. 

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All right, I'm sorry, I had to. 
I had to bring that up though, 

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before we moved on. 
Well, you already named drop it,

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so I'm like, well if that's too 
much tits and blood and gratuity

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for you, pull this, back it on 
up a little bit and we will do 

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Arachnophobia 'cause I classify 
Arachnophobia as maybe the 

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greatest creepy crawly movie of 
all time because it is almost a 

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scientific fact. 
Cannot watch Arachnophobia 

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without. 
Oh yeah. 

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You're going to have little 
itches, you're going to have 

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little, you know, going to be 
checking your shoulders, by your

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foot, your leg. 
You're going to have phantom 

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feelings all over you. 
Oh, you will. 

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Watching this and it's also the 
perf one of the perfect gateway 

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horror movies because it's silly
at the same time as it is very 

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intense and you're not going to 
have anything on here. 

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This is not going to be slugs or
it's going to be you need to 

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rent this sucker after 8:00 
Aragnophobia you can throw on 

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but anytime. 
Just don't have a bowl of cereal

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or anything while you're while 
you're enjoying that. 

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But I got to see this in the 
theater when it came out. 

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Fantastic score, amazing cast. 
You've got John Goodman with his

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own fucking theme running a bug 
extermination of a small town. 

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You get actual legit spiders as 
well as some pretty good 

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practical effect spiders that 
you can't you can't tell the 

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difference. 
Some credible stunt work where a

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dude's going to fall off a third
floor through a base into a main

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floor into a basement. 
It's it's got all kinds of stuff

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you could want there. 
Julian Sands being the most 

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amazing. 
Bug Science, man. 

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Yeah, I'm sure you're sure that 
was his technical name. 

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Bug Science dude filming it and 
I can still remember the the 

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name of the main giant spider is
was Big Bob. 

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Yeah, 'cause they sold like toys
of it, right? 

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Like a a squishy toy. 
I don't remember any toys, I 

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just remember watching some 
making of stuff on HBO back in 

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the movie was coming out which 
was around I think 1. 

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I want to say 1990 was when this
movie came out. 

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Amazing poster art. 
I know we've we've discussed it 

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on a live stream, but the poster
art looks fantastic. 

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Hand drawn occasionally you can 
see. 

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Strusen. 
It might have been. 

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It feels strusen like. 
I know there's two variations 

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where you have the spider coming
down in the moonlight and then 

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one without it, but perfect 
movie to kick off somebody's 

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interest in or adjacent cinema 
but can't get more creepy crawly

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than Aragnophobia. 
You cannot and and you nailed it

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with it being a gateway film 
because like you said, it's not 

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going to be the movie that you 
can't show a kid. 

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It's going to bother a kid for 
sure. 

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Because it bothered us, yeah. 
It bothered us when we were 

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kids. 
It's scary enough to hold adult 

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attention, but it's it's fun 
enough for kids. 

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It's like an adventure horror 
movie like right there with like

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a like. 
Jurassic Park is a perfect 

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pairing with it. 
Even though it's not a creep, 

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Jurassic Park isn't a creepy 
crawly necessarily. 

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No, but it's but it's a great 
gateway movie. 

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Yeah, yeah. 
And. 

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It's an all age appeal. 
It's type type film. 

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Yeah, this is such a fun movie. 
This is bar none. 

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Probably like the definitive 
creepy crawly movie for sure. 

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Yeah, and I still remember how 
they got the spiders to move 

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certain directions as they used 
fans. 

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Yeah. 
Or like blowing away. 

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Yeah. 
And they'll they'll go the 

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directions they that you want 
them to go in. 

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I would love another like a 
deluxe copy of this put out. 

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This needs to be like a a stream
factory release. 

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I'd love to hear interviews with
some of the cast that we still 

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have around and how they did any
of them develop phobias after 

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watching or? 
Working with spiders. 

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Yeah, working with the. 
Yeah, working with these, said 

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other actors in this move. 
Yeah, I bet. 

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I bet they did. 
But yeah, you can get a a better

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jumping off point. 
Everything is going to be 

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underneath arachnophobia. 
It is the jaws of spider that. 

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Yeah, I couldn't have said it 
better myself. 

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And sidebar, this is getting a 
remake. 

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And I am very skeptical. 
Very skeptical. 

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I want so much for it to not 
disappoint me. 

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But I don't know how how you 
could set the bar, you know, any

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higher. 
Like, this is a great movie. 

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Like you said, practical effects
puppets, and I just know it's 

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going to be CGI spiders. 
And no matter how good you think

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they look, in two years we'll be
going God damn, that looks like 

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crap. 
You know, it's it, it's not. 

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I don't know. 
I don't know how it's going to 

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work. 
So I'm very skeptical. 

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About whoa 100% they're going to
be like we can save a lot of 

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time and money by using EG 
Spider. 

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Yeah, and no one has to. 
That will really touch anything.

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Yeah, that'll be what the appeal
is for the idea of getting a 

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made. 
Like, let's look how much money 

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it made when it came out. 
All right? 

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How much did it cost to make? 
We can cut that probably in half

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by if we just don't do any real 
spiders, we can save that money 

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and hire bigger actors to play 
the roles. 

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Yeah, I'm nervous, man. 
That just just that sales pitch 

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is bothersome. 
You know what he did? 

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He already did. 
Anaconda give me Paul Rudd. 

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And I have heard many of mixed 
things about Anaconda and I 

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wasn't hyped to begin with but. 
I thought it was fun. 

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I picked it up. 
I'd watch Paul Rudd in a spider 

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movie for sure. 
Oh yeah, get. 

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And you put Jack Black in there 
as Delbert the the Exterminator.

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We just go down a rabbit hole of
casting those two, you know? 

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But that would be perfect. 
I tell me you couldn't see Paul 

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Rudd as the town doctor. 
Everyone finds him awesome and 

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charming and ageless, and they 
all want a piece of them. 

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And tell me Jack Black wouldn't 
be the perfect recasting if you 

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have to recast. 
Yeah. 

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For the exterminator of the 
town. 

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I would say Paul Hauser. 
I'm a Paul Hauser. 

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For the exterminator. 
Yeah, I do love me some Paul 

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Hauser. 
He can do no wrong. 

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He is going to be playing Chris 
Farley coming up. 

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I believe they're. 
Doing a. 

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Biopic of Chris Farley. 
And I'm nervous about that just 

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because I don't want to cry. 
I know it's going to be good, 

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but you know, just cry. 
Make me sad. 

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It's going to make me sad. 
Well, that's, you know, I cry 

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enough when I watch. 
What is it? 

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Richard Jewell, the movie where 
he plays the guy who was falsely

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accused of the Olympic bombing 
or whatever, but that's directed

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by Clint Eastwood. 
So Clint Eastwood knows how to 

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make you cry, even though he's 
4000 years old. 

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He's 95. 95 or 98 like dudes? 
I want to say it's 95 or 96 

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because we were talking of, I 
was talking about him when we 

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lost Chuck Norris. 
I was like, you know, like Clint

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Eastwood was already almost 
becoming. 

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He was like a preteen. 
He's a tween when Chuck Norris 

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was born and still is alive. 
Yeah, it's like Burgess Meredith

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in Grumpy Old Men. 
Every morning I wake up and I 

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have 6 pieces of bacon. 
And a lunch, a bacon sandwich 

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and a midday snack. 
Bacon. 

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A whole damn plate. 
And I usually drink my dinner. 

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According to those flat belly 
experts, I should been dead 20 

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years ago. 
And I'm still here and they keep

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dying. 
Freaking sidebar, I love Burgess

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Meredith, God damn he's the 
best. 

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How can you not love Burgess 
Mayer? 

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I don't. 
I'm sure like probably a sad 

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truth for Clint Eastwood. 
Everyone around him and it is 

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dying and he it might be at some
.1. 

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Why not me? 
Fucking cracking baby spines and

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drinking the stem cells. 
The amount of the amount of 

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photos he has the opportunity to
look through and see nothing but

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dead people all over, Yeah, has 
to almost has to start out 

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weighing it has to start out 
weighing who's still alive. 

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Yeah, well, for sure, yeah. 96 
years of living here I am at 3 

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years old with whoever Abraham. 
Lincoln I'm painful for this 

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man. 
I don't want to remember 

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anymore. 
I just want to go. 

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Jesus. 
Yes, I'll make another movie, 

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see if that doesn't. 
While we're recording this, 

446
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,560
Clint Eastwood will pass away. 
I'm just kidding. 

447
00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:54,280
That's a I'm not. 
What if that's why Hawaii keeps 

448
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:57,360
making movies like he's trying 
to stress himself into like he's

449
00:27:57,360 --> 00:28:01,080
just ready to go, but not like 
he's he's chain smoking doing 

450
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:03,000
all this stuff. 
He's living like that final 

451
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,920
destination like it's not your 
time thing. 

452
00:28:05,120 --> 00:28:10,040
He's grabbing cops, guns and. 
Yup. 06 does. 

453
00:28:10,120 --> 00:28:14,960
Why am I alive? 
He's the living bio cop. 

454
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:17,600
Yes, but maybe he. 
Made it to 110. 

455
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:23,160
I'd be like, I can believe it. 
Maybe he's keeps making movies 

456
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:26,600
to keep busy because you know, 
they always say once you retire 

457
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:29,760
when you're chilling, that's 
when you don't have shit to do. 

458
00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:32,240
That's when you die, when you 
don't have like a goal. 

459
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:37,080
And he's like, Nah, fuck that. 
Even if what was that last one? 

460
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:39,720
Cry Macho or whatever? 
Either way, whatever it was 

461
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:43,200
called, it was fucking terrible.
But at least he's working, you 

462
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:46,720
know what I'm saying at least. 
Right before we'll cry 1000 

463
00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:48,840
times. 
But I'm not gonna cry for you, 

464
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:50,920
Mr. Eastwood. 
The macho man. 

465
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:54,160
He doesn't cry. 
Yeah, before he'll cry again. 

466
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:57,040
He's cried 100 times. 
When light knocks you down, you 

467
00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:59,520
get outside the ring, take the 
standing ink out, and jump back 

468
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:02,000
in there. 
God damn right. 

469
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:08,640
Well, I can't really necessarily
follow up Arachnophobia, but I'm

470
00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:10,040
gonna try. 
You're gonna. 

471
00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:14,760
Yeah. 
So my second pick is a weird 

472
00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:21,000
little creepy crawly movie that 
came out in 9495 ish. 

473
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:24,840
It's kind of up in the air when 
this was released. 

474
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:27,600
Maybe it was made and then shelf
for a little bit. 

475
00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:35,560
But it is the wild and crazy 
Gunner Hanson LED movie 

476
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:40,360
Mosquito. 
This one. 

477
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:46,480
Oh boy, I. 
I haven't seen it but I do love 

478
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:51,800
the some of the artwork for the 
movie is selected on the system 

479
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:54,720
and it's gunner hands. 
With a chainsaw. 

480
00:29:55,240 --> 00:30:01,200
With a chainsaw, I was like, and
that's how you fight mosquito. 

481
00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:03,840
Yeah, dude, I. 
Like he embraced it 'cause that 

482
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:04,760
had to be that. 
I get. 

483
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:07,720
I wonder if that ever got old to
him being like, hey Gunner, 

484
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,000
wouldn't it be cool if we put 
you in our movie? 

485
00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:12,720
You want a chainsaw. 
Like. 

486
00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:15,760
Like again with the God damn 
chainsaw of. 

487
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:17,880
Course. 
Yeah, give it to me. 

488
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:24,560
And so here's your little brief 
plot synopsis of Mosquito, which

489
00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:27,400
I'm going to sell you on this as
well because again, this is 

490
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:30,040
another movie that isn't in your
wheelhouse, but it's in my 

491
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:36,920
wheelhouse that belongs in your 
wheelhouse. 100% starts out like

492
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:42,720
most of your weird creepy crawly
movies for some reason. 

493
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:45,240
We're in space. 
We got a spaceship flying 

494
00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:48,880
around, so we got a really cool 
miniature cruising. 

495
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:53,400
It's a It's aliens. 
Toxic waste collides with the 

496
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:57,080
spaceship. 
The spaceship is driven by 

497
00:30:57,080 --> 00:31:03,800
aliens who crash land on Earth 
into like a swampy area. 

498
00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:09,080
Mosquitoes fly and suck some 
blood out of the dead alien. 

499
00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:10,120
That's just chilling fucking 
space. 

500
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:16,560
Government hasn't gotten 
knowledge of their landing yet. 

501
00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:19,120
Yes, sounds like this movie 
should take place and not in a 

502
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:21,040
swamp. 
It should take place actually, 

503
00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:23,280
because this could be done in 
Roswell. 

504
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,720
Well. 
Sweaty ass people getting bit by

505
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:31,200
mosquitoes out there. 
So it ends up taking place at 

506
00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:33,800
like a National Park in the 
summer. 

507
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:36,200
So there's a whole bunch of 
tourists camping. 

508
00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:40,760
But these mosquitoes suck some 
blood out of an alien and then 

509
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:44,120
they go and, you know, have all 
their larvae make a bunch of 

510
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:49,840
other mosquitoes and then they 
grow gigantic and all of these 

511
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:54,920
humongous mosquitoes, we're 
talking like 6, maybe 8 feet 

512
00:31:55,120 --> 00:32:00,040
mosquitoes, big puppets, which 
are awesome looking, wreak havoc

513
00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:03,680
on this National Park. 
And they just fucking kill 

514
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:06,800
everybody like slashers. 
There's a very gratuitous sex 

515
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:07,880
scene. 
Go figure. 

516
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:11,440
In a tent. 
And the mosquito. 

517
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:15,880
The National Park, Yeah. 
The mosquito sneaks into this 

518
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:19,840
tent a la Jason Voorhees. 
After the man gets, he leaves 

519
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:23,320
the tent to go take a pee and. 
Then you wash up. 

520
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:25,520
Yeah. 
You know, like you do. 

521
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:29,440
And he, you know, has to travel 
traverse way too far away from 

522
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:33,440
the tent to go urinate. 
And this mosquito sneaks into 

523
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:36,520
the tent like a slasher villain 
and jams. 

524
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:39,000
It's I think it's called a 
proboscis. 

525
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:42,360
Proboscis. 
I'm more picturing like it gets 

526
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:45,480
under the cover. 
She's like oh again already and 

527
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:48,920
pulls the covers. 
Back it is it's it's straight 

528
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:52,960
up. 
So it it's tickling her leg and 

529
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:54,560
she's like got her back turned 
to it. 

530
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:56,760
What are you doing? 
And of course she's butt naked 

531
00:32:57,360 --> 00:33:04,200
and then it sticks its proboscis
into her butt and sucks her dry.

532
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:08,000
We get a lot. 
Of like a horror movie, it 

533
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,840
sounds like something else. 
Yes, well, this is not Italian, 

534
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:14,040
so I can't. 
Oh, so there's no dubbing? 

535
00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:16,000
No, thank God. 
But there is. 

536
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:18,600
I'd hate to have the dubbed 
screaming of this woman. 

537
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:21,840
I I. 
She's eating an apple. 

538
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:29,800
No, but it is dubbed. 
It's just re dubbed because 

539
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:34,040
everybody, I guess the audio 
sucked or whatever. 

540
00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:36,400
So everyone had to redo all 
their lines. 

541
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:40,640
So there's a lot of ADR and it's
ridiculous. 

542
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:47,240
But we get a ton of crazy props 
of like dead animal props. 

543
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:50,720
We get a bunch of people that 
get like completely sucked dry. 

544
00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:54,560
So they're all like these 
awesome corpse dummies that are 

545
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:58,120
all emaciated with like, big 
bulging eyes and sunken cheeks. 

546
00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:02,200
And then of course we get a ton 
of like, extras in the 

547
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:04,880
background just with blood 
splattered on them laying around

548
00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:07,800
dead. 
Easily 150 dead bodies in this 

549
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:10,159
movie I couldn't count. 
Those were midnight snacks. 

550
00:34:10,159 --> 00:34:11,600
They weren't complete meals. 
Right. 

551
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:14,280
Yeah, just just just a little 
something, a little slurp here 

552
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:19,480
and there, but. 
You know what you call a lady 

553
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:21,360
with a small child and a 
mosquito movie? 

554
00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:23,719
I don't know. 
Combo meal. 

555
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:30,199
And we get introduced to Gunner 
Hanson and he's got two or three

556
00:34:30,199 --> 00:34:34,080
cronies with him. 
They have robbed a bank and 

557
00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:36,880
they're on the run. 
And then they. 

558
00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:41,040
Look at the Gecko brothers. 
Yes, but Gunner Hanson wears 

559
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:45,080
like, what are those stupid 
fucking hats people wearing in 

560
00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:47,719
France? 
Beret. 

561
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:49,360
Beret. 
Yeah, he's got a beret and he's 

562
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:55,880
got a camo jacket on. 
It's his look is so ridiculous. 

563
00:34:56,400 --> 00:35:00,840
And they're going to hide out in
this National Park till the heat

564
00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:04,000
dies down so they can take off. 
But then wouldn't you know it, 

565
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:06,320
all these giant mosquitoes are 
killing everybody. 

566
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:13,720
So they got to team up with a 
very goofy park Ranger and a 

567
00:35:13,720 --> 00:35:16,120
husband and. 
Lovers the doofy in charge of 

568
00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:22,560
park Ranger service. 
Just a fat dumb Comic Relief 

569
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:26,680
park Ranger. 
But this is tailor made for us 

570
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:30,080
dude. 
Because it has giant puppets. 

571
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:33,560
It's got dead dog props. 
It's got a. 

572
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:38,520
Anti hero. 
Bro it's got all kinds of stop 

573
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:41,880
motion. 
It's got traditional cell 

574
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:46,320
animation to where they like 
there's whole swarms of these 

575
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:49,880
mosquitoes attacking a lodge or 
whatever, or chasing them when 

576
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:52,400
they're in an RV and they 
animate it. 

577
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:56,680
And you know, some of it looks a
little rough, but it's one of 

578
00:35:56,680 --> 00:36:00,000
the, it's got that 90s charm to 
where you're like, they just 

579
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:04,440
didn't quite have enough money, 
but they did what they could and

580
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:07,720
they weren't trying to make a 
bad movie, you know, and that's 

581
00:36:07,720 --> 00:36:11,880
where we always have that, that 
line that we draw on the sand is

582
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:15,560
like, you can't be Sharknado, 
but you can be mosquito because 

583
00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:19,000
they, they tried hard. 
They weren't like, let's make a 

584
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:22,280
piece of crap. 
There's a ton of miniatures, a 

585
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:25,280
whole bunch of cool shit we're. 
Going to be taking seriously. 

586
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:28,040
God damn it, now Gunner, take 
that chainsaw and cut up those 

587
00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:31,360
giant mosquitoes. 
Absolutely, dude, and they they 

588
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:36,280
tried and so you you get a bunch
of sweet, sweet deaths. 

589
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:41,280
You although let me the acting 
is tape head esque. 

590
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:45,760
It's a little wooden, you know 
what I'm saying, but it's fine. 

591
00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:50,680
I totally believe we bought a 
old video store. 

592
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:55,480
Yes, yes, we did. 100% 
believable, I saw. 

593
00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:59,200
Frighteners, we. 
Yeah, it's all makes sense. 

594
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:04,440
OK, so and again, when you get 
to the tropes of these movies, 

595
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:07,480
which you didn't mention in 
Anaconda or not Anaconda, in 

596
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:13,640
Arachnophobia, but essentially, 
how do we stop the entire 

597
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:17,640
population of these spiders, 
lure them into a house? 

598
00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:20,760
They're all in one house. 
Apparently all the spiders that 

599
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:22,840
are bad are in one house, and 
we're going to burn it to the 

600
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:25,000
ground. 
Yeah, we got to burn it to the 

601
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:26,440
ground. 
Kill them with the smoke. 

602
00:37:26,720 --> 00:37:29,240
Delbert's in there with his 
spray, doing his thing. 

603
00:37:29,240 --> 00:37:37,440
Well, well if you remember all 
the all the drone spiders are 

604
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:41,000
unable to reproduce. 
The only ones that are able to 

605
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:44,200
reproduce is the nest that just 
starts to burst at the end of 

606
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:48,480
the film which gets shot. 
Which when you get a flaming 

607
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:53,720
spider shot with a nail gun at 
high speed flies into the 

608
00:37:53,720 --> 00:37:58,080
alcohol soaked nest which looks 
like a pulsating softball. 

609
00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:04,080
Sort of looks like pin heads 
fucking body in a ball form. 

610
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:08,360
Just, you know, breathing on its
own kind of thing. 

611
00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:11,800
And if that happens, those 
spiders can reproduce. 

612
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:17,200
That's when this town dead. 
So they they are contained just 

613
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:20,040
by their lifespan. 
Got you of what gets out there 

614
00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:22,240
initially. 
Yeah, so but they can still kill

615
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:23,880
people, but they can still kill 
people. 

616
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:26,160
They can, but they. 
Can kill, but they can only kill

617
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:28,720
as long as they're a lot once 
they go. 

618
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:30,680
Yep. 
So. 

619
00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:34,120
But again, yeah, we got to burn 
the house down, take out the 

620
00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:37,360
hive, you know, all that hoop 
Laurie mosquitoes the same way. 

621
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:42,240
These are gigantic mosquitoes. 
Fucking huge, huge mosquitoes. 

622
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:46,560
But at the end we get a very 
like Night of the Living Dead 

623
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:49,520
esque standoff. 
They barricade themselves into a

624
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:50,880
house. 
We got these mosquitoes 

625
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:55,600
attacking, you know, and they're
going to get the mosquitoes all 

626
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:59,520
to break in at the same time. 
So however many of these big 

627
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:02,880
mosquitoes, A plethora, I, I 
could not wager to give you a 

628
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:06,720
number, but it's a lot. 
They get into this house and 

629
00:39:06,720 --> 00:39:10,440
their plan is start a gas leak 
in the basement, blow the house 

630
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:14,280
up as we escape, kill all the 
mosquitoes, save the day, the 

631
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:17,280
end of the movie done. 
You know, it's they always got 

632
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:18,840
to wrap it up in a way like 
that. 

633
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:23,160
And then of course you get the 
one straggler like the wing may 

634
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:26,760
flap or. 
Oh, I guess I was going to hope 

635
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:30,240
like there was a mosquito that 
that was mounting on a dude and 

636
00:39:30,240 --> 00:39:33,560
then got over onto a tree and 
got stuck in the tree SAP. 

637
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:37,320
And then 50 years from now, 
somebody took frog DNA and mixed

638
00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:41,080
it with the DNA they pulled out 
of this mosquito to make frog 

639
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:43,120
alien men put them in a theme 
park. 

640
00:39:44,240 --> 00:39:49,000
Jurassic Park. 
But yeah, so we other than them 

641
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:52,440
like super shreddering, you 
know, and then like a mosquito 

642
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:57,560
climbs out of the rubble, like 
that's what we're getting. 

643
00:39:57,560 --> 00:40:01,480
We got to blow the house up, 
take out all the alien 

644
00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:05,400
mosquitoes, I guess. 
But we. 

645
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:07,360
Never. 
What if it wrapped up in the 

646
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:09,960
most dark way possible? 
What if it just they kept like 

647
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:11,440
they broke into the house and 
you did. 

648
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:15,200
You just pan back and hear them 
dying inside the house. 

649
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:18,320
Then you get text across the 
screen going and the mosquitoes 

650
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:20,560
continue to ravage this town. 
The. 

651
00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:24,120
Next four months. 
Then winter hit and the 

652
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:27,520
nightmare was finally over. 
We just zoom out like Kincaid 

653
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:31,400
and Elm Street four in the 
junkyard and it's just the whole

654
00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:33,840
planet getting fucked up by 
these mosquitoes. 

655
00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:36,680
Winter is all that could save. 
Them. 

656
00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:38,520
That's right, winter is coming, 
Jon Snow. 

657
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:41,360
Who left the fridge open? 
Again. 

658
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:44,360
And the sequel, Tug Speedman, is
the only one that can stop the 

659
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:46,400
mosquitoes. 
I would watch. 

660
00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:50,840
A Freeze guns. 
A Ben Stiller LED Mosquito 2. 

661
00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:54,320
I would watch it but dude 
seriously? 

662
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:56,560
And like I'm. 
What if he did that straight 

663
00:40:56,560 --> 00:40:57,760
too? 
He straight up is like we're 

664
00:40:57,760 --> 00:41:02,440
doing a mosquito too and he does
not explain and then just does a

665
00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:05,080
mosquito too. 
Written by Judd Apatow. 

666
00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:07,680
And everyone's like, wait, what 
the fuck? 

667
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:09,240
Where was Mosquito one? 
They go all the way back and 

668
00:41:09,240 --> 00:41:10,560
like, is this the first 
Mosquito? 

669
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:12,880
And then they watched sequel and
they're like, holy shit. 

670
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:16,040
He made a sequel to Mosquito 
with no pretext at all. 

671
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:18,880
He just decided we're doing it. 
Doing it, Yeah. 

672
00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:23,080
And that's the kind of shit 
that, listen, Hollywood needs to

673
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:26,560
do shit like that. 
Just go back in the archives and

674
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:30,680
be like, fuck it, who needs a 
let's make a sequel to chopping 

675
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:33,720
Mall? 
And it's like Seth Rogen makes 

676
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:37,480
Chopper. 
I'm here to make speed 3. 

677
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:44,200
Oh please no, I don't know but. 
There is a line. 

678
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:49,600
Yeah, and it was Speed 2. 
That was the line we cruise. 

679
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:54,440
Control Foe is back. 
Oh, no, no, no. 

680
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:56,840
But I actually think he's Sir 
Willem Dafoe now. 

681
00:41:57,160 --> 00:42:00,640
Oh, he got knighted? 
I, I want to say somebody got 

682
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:02,360
knighted recently and I think it
could have been him. 

683
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:04,480
That's. 
Badass, but I believe it. 

684
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:09,960
I have to sell you one mosquito.
I know you're visiting soon. 

685
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:14,240
It's going to have to be a movie
that I put on that you watch 

686
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:21,280
because it's so it's so stupid 
that it just, it has to be one 

687
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:24,600
of those movies that becomes 
comfort food for you. 

688
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:27,120
I know it is. 
I know both movies. 

689
00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:30,080
I know Slugs and Mosquito are 
going to be movies. 

690
00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:33,640
You're like, I probably 
shouldn't have waited so long to

691
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:37,040
see these stupid movies. 
They're so fun. 

692
00:42:37,720 --> 00:42:41,320
They're just like, they're 
perfect background movies. 

693
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:46,040
You know, you don't have to have
like a PhD to watch these 

694
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:47,760
movies. 
It's not an A-24. 

695
00:42:48,240 --> 00:42:51,320
Unplug your brain. 
Watch it's elevated horror. 

696
00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:55,640
Yeah, let's watch some creepy 
crawlies and some boobs hit her 

697
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:58,480
and tether. 
Let's watch some violence and 

698
00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:02,760
have some fun. 
I'm not expecting to like, win 

699
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:04,800
awards, you know what I'm 
saying? 

700
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:10,480
I won't act surprised when I'm 
not nominated for literally 

701
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:11,240
anything. 
Yes. 

702
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:17,720
So those are my 2 picks man, 
because they are just out of 

703
00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:24,000
this world B movie bonkers. 
And yeah, I I was like, as soon 

704
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:27,280
as I came up with the idea to do
staff picks, I was like, these 

705
00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:31,320
two need to be on the forefront 
for me. 

706
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:40,520
Well, I, I took some creative 
license with your concept and I 

707
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:44,520
was like, I'm a turn it on its 
head a little bit from my second

708
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:47,880
pick. 
Because all of these movies that

709
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:53,880
we've discussed so far have been
literally an army of small 

710
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:57,960
little things that sometimes 
stay small, sometimes grow to 

711
00:43:57,960 --> 00:44:01,800
abnormally large sizes depending
on whether you're feasting on 

712
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:04,080
extraterrestrials or or toxic 
waste. 

713
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:08,400
Either one will make you 
gigantic and a thirst for human 

714
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:14,880
flesh. 
But what if we can blame all of 

715
00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:21,720
one movie's problems on one 
small insect, an insignificant 

716
00:44:21,720 --> 00:44:26,040
little thing that just spirals 
things into pure chaos? 

717
00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:32,320
So I'm going to say my My second
Creepy Crawly is a movie you 

718
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:35,040
have never wanted to cover in a 
live stream. 

719
00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:42,920
The Fly from 1986 with the Jeff 
Goldblum in it. 

720
00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:47,200
Where we're going to almost do 
essentially what we've done with

721
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:50,720
your two movies is we're going 
to instead of aliens or toxic 

722
00:44:50,720 --> 00:44:54,120
wastes, we're going to use 
science and turn a very small 

723
00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:59,440
fly and he's going to cross 
breed scientific wise with a 

724
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:01,920
human body. 
And we're going to get Jeff 

725
00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:07,160
Goldblum as the fly, which 
seeing this super young, I 

726
00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:10,960
always, and I've heard other 
people say the same thing. 

727
00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:14,840
They had a fear of Jeff Goldblum
for a long time and other things

728
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:17,000
because of what he does in the 
fly. 

729
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,240
They're like he's going to be 
transforming into something 

730
00:45:19,240 --> 00:45:23,920
fucking gross. 
And it's did stick with me for a

731
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:25,200
long time. 
I think Jurassic Park finally 

732
00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:30,560
broke it free for me finally. 
But these other 3 movies you 

733
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:33,960
could potentially, I'm guessing 
you could have a meal in between

734
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:37,640
some of these sequences. 
I do not reckon eating or 

735
00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:40,400
drinking anything. 
Be on the driest stomach you 

736
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:46,880
possibly can because this is the
epitome epitome of gross out 

737
00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:49,440
horror. 
Yeah, let's just go ahead and 

738
00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:54,720
say this has the definitive 
Jelly factor perhaps. 

739
00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:59,840
Maybe Cronenberg. 
He is falling apart. 

740
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:02,240
Human transformation is 
something he loves to do. 

741
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:04,160
People transforming into other 
things. 

742
00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:08,480
He's straight up like a like if 
it happened in real life, total 

743
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:10,080
streamer would be doing the same
shit. 

744
00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:14,280
He's saving his fingernails that
are coming off like body parts 

745
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:16,920
are just falling off the man. 
He's keeping it behind the 

746
00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:20,640
mirror in the bathroom. 
He's vomiting on Donuts to be 

747
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:23,480
able to liquefy them, to eat 
them just like a flywood. 

748
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:26,800
He hooks up with Geena Davis. 
She's afraid she's got larvae in

749
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:30,840
her in her uterine because you 
know which is she's hooking up 

750
00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:33,280
raw dog in it with the with the 
Brundle man. 

751
00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:36,000
Which is a terrifying dream 
sequence, by the way. 

752
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:39,440
Terrifying and goofy at the 
exact same time. 

753
00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:43,920
You had that had to be some 
silly ass shit day of filming. 

754
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:48,680
I don't know if it was sexy, but
it was funnier than a 

755
00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:53,200
motherfucker. 
So just like arachnophobia how 

756
00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:57,760
it will create a phobia for you,
it it may for for younger 

757
00:46:57,760 --> 00:47:02,880
viewers, it may taint the image 
of Jeff Goldblum for a short 

758
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:04,720
period of time. 
Like I just could not see the 

759
00:47:04,720 --> 00:47:06,520
man without thinking of this 
movie. 

760
00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:10,760
It was so intertwined and it is 
definitely an after 8:00 PM 

761
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:14,520
movie with just the amount of 
slimy, gory nastiness. 

762
00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:18,640
There are some sex scenes but I 
don't remember if you even see 

763
00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:20,680
anything. 
I don't think you do. 

764
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:23,080
You don't get, you don't get 
full Brundle Dong. 

765
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:24,840
I know that. 
And but what I was going to say 

766
00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:31,320
too is like there are sex 
sequences, but it is very like 

767
00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:34,720
tastefully done, which is a 
weird thing to say for a 

768
00:47:34,720 --> 00:47:40,200
Cronenberg movie because they 
are normally the the body horror

769
00:47:41,240 --> 00:47:45,600
is also tied with sexuality. 
And so there's always some kind 

770
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:51,800
of like AI don't want to call it
a visceral sex act in his 

771
00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:53,440
movies, but you know what I 
mean? 

772
00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:57,880
There's a there's a lot of 
nudity and a lot of things like 

773
00:47:57,880 --> 00:48:02,240
that in his other work. 
And this movie, we kind of don't

774
00:48:02,240 --> 00:48:06,000
necessarily focus super hard on 
that, and we're more focused on 

775
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:11,040
Goldblum just falling apart. 
It's a byproduct of his body 

776
00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:15,840
transforming into a family 
because it's like he has a it's 

777
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:20,120
not, Albert overtly said. 
But it's it's hit you in the 

778
00:48:20,120 --> 00:48:23,240
face subtext when he's just 
having a coffee and he's talking

779
00:48:23,240 --> 00:48:26,040
a mile a minute and just keeps 
dumping more and more spoonfuls 

780
00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:29,280
of sugar into his coffee and 
he's just aggravated on like 

781
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:32,240
he's got a short, you know, 
fuse, like, where's my service 

782
00:48:32,240 --> 00:48:35,200
around here? 
And he's wanting to just bang 24

783
00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:36,680
hours. 
Like literally he wears out 

784
00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:38,640
Geena Davis. 
If she's like, oh, come on, give

785
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:39,960
me a break. 
He's like, no, I'm ready to go 

786
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:41,000
again. 
Let's go, let's go, let's go, 

787
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:45,360
let's go. 
Which let's just say Geena Davis

788
00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:47,680
pretty damn attractive in this 
movie. 

789
00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:50,520
I've never not thought that she 
was attractive, especially like 

790
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:54,760
Long Kiss Goodnight, but she's 
attractive in this movie. 

791
00:48:56,120 --> 00:49:00,200
Yep, and it's and she actually 
says the tagline of the movie in

792
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:03,160
the movie. 
Be afraid, be very, and you 

793
00:49:03,160 --> 00:49:08,120
should be. 
Yes, which also that happens 

794
00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:11,560
right after the arm wrestling 
sequence, which is probably 

795
00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:15,640
yeah, if arm wrestle that. 
Do for a woman's for a woman's 

796
00:49:15,640 --> 00:49:17,400
company for the night, which, 
well, what? 

797
00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:20,160
What a more 80s thing is there 
to say than that? 

798
00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:25,600
Snaps this dude's like wrist 
bone completely out and then 

799
00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:28,880
takes this woman back and just, 
you know, has his way with her 

800
00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:31,160
and like, all right now check 
out this transportation thing I 

801
00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:32,640
made. 
You need to do this too because 

802
00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:35,480
I need to make the ultimate 
sexual being that came up keep 

803
00:49:35,480 --> 00:49:38,120
up with me because all these 
other women are soft, man. 

804
00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:40,880
They can't handle it. 
I want to do it 1516 thousand 

805
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:42,880
times a day. 
It's three or four times. 

806
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:46,320
Bullshit is not working for me. 
I need to make a more advanced 

807
00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:52,360
sexual female being now. 
Going back to that fucking arm 

808
00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:56,600
wrestling thing, dude, I think. 
That's maybe the one of the few 

809
00:49:56,600 --> 00:49:59,400
times you'll hear every grown 
man in the in the vicinity 

810
00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:03,280
watching it go. 
I think you don't even have to 

811
00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:05,920
know this movie to know that 
sequence. 

812
00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:09,840
I think. 
I think that sequence alone 

813
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:12,960
lives forever in the horror 
lexicon. 

814
00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:18,720
And it's it's such a convincing 
effect that is done with the old

815
00:50:18,720 --> 00:50:23,520
Texas switch on the cuts and 
it's just fast enough. 

816
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:26,760
It's not on the screen long 
enough for you to go rubber arm 

817
00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:29,920
ever. 
I've seen it 100 times. 

818
00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:32,880
Never am I like that looks fake 
as shit. 

819
00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:36,080
You know what I mean? 
It like you said, it's just here

820
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:39,480
and you just go. 
You can't help but like wince 

821
00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:46,120
and also the winning the woman's
company. 

822
00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:52,080
What a very like barbaric. 
That's straight up some Conan 

823
00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:53,880
shit. 
Like I've vested you. 

824
00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:58,880
He's a badass. 
Yeah, your woman is now mine. 

825
00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:02,080
Like it's so weird. 
That's that's some shit they 

826
00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:04,640
should have been doing for the 
main villain and over the top 

827
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:07,800
like that Stallone has the face 
in the finals like hurry broken 

828
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:12,280
man's wrist off in a previous. 
Is that the motor oil guy? 

829
00:51:12,280 --> 00:51:14,440
Is he the final boss? 
The guy that drinks motor oil? 

830
00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:16,400
It's been so long since I've 
seen over the top. 

831
00:51:17,720 --> 00:51:22,520
Gosh, it might be. 
Tyson and I have joked about 

832
00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:25,040
that movie so many times. 
He's like, I can't believe they 

833
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:28,400
made a movie about Sylvester 
Stallone truck driving and arm 

834
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:31,200
wrestling. 
And I'm like, dude, it's let's. 

835
00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:35,800
See how he trains, he's got a 
wait system in the truck to work

836
00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:39,440
out his one arm so he should 
look like some half Popeye shit 

837
00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:41,400
when he comes into the 
competition because. 

838
00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:45,400
He can only do on one arm, Yeah.
He can only do his right arm. 

839
00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:46,840
He doesn't have that shit on the
other side. 

840
00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:48,360
He can only work out his right 
arm. 

841
00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:51,560
I mean, I suppose he could move 
the pulley over. 

842
00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:54,640
That'd be really awkward. 
Be really weird. 

843
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:58,240
He's just doing that shit out 
the window to constantly like, 

844
00:51:58,240 --> 00:52:00,200
is that guy. 
He's like telling us to pass 

845
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:02,320
him. 
He's like, he's telling me he's 

846
00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:05,240
going to turn right by hand 
signals, but he's just like no, 

847
00:52:05,240 --> 00:52:08,880
yes, no, yes, no, yes. 
He's still going straight. 

848
00:52:09,240 --> 00:52:13,680
So I do need to officially like 
buckle down and have Tyson and I

849
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:17,120
watch that movie. 
He is interested in Dutch 

850
00:52:17,240 --> 00:52:20,000
sidebar because we've been 
watching Married with Children 

851
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:22,600
and he's like, is he loves Ed 
O'Neill? 

852
00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:25,960
And he's like, does he act like 
Al Bundy in Dutch? 

853
00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:27,920
I'm like Ed O'Neill is just Ed 
O'Neill. 

854
00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:32,800
So yes, just kind of he's. 
A He's a sophisticated. 

855
00:52:33,520 --> 00:52:37,240
Yeah, every man. 
Yeah, so like he has. 

856
00:52:37,240 --> 00:52:39,120
Money, but it's not doesn't 
define it. 

857
00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:46,680
Right, so I've I'm slowly 
curating a list of movies for 

858
00:52:46,680 --> 00:52:50,240
Tyson and I to watch but. 
Have him jump in then with 

859
00:52:50,240 --> 00:52:52,640
Modern Family 'cause he's 
fantastic on that show. 

860
00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:55,600
Yeah, we I've never even watched
Modern Family so. 

861
00:52:56,240 --> 00:53:00,400
Oh my gosh, it's it is damn 
good. 

862
00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:03,320
It it. 
It was a hard first few episodes

863
00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:08,040
to get through because Phil 
Dunphy is such a douchebag in 

864
00:53:08,040 --> 00:53:11,720
the Dawn of the Dead 04 remake. 
It was hard to see him as such 

865
00:53:11,720 --> 00:53:17,040
the most wholesome dad ever. 
But he totally makes the change 

866
00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:18,920
and flips. 
And now I can't go back to dawn 

867
00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:21,720
of the is that. 
CJ from Dawn of the Dead, the 

868
00:53:21,720 --> 00:53:23,640
fucking nursery school guy, the 
security guard. 

869
00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:26,280
No, no, he's the one that owns 
the boat. 

870
00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:29,560
OK, yeah, if I ever turn into 
one of those things, you have my

871
00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:30,960
permission to shoot me in the 
fucking head. 

872
00:53:31,720 --> 00:53:33,960
Yeah. 
Yeah, it's hard to picture Phil 

873
00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:37,480
Dunphy tagging a chick inside 
the door and then filming 

874
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:40,200
himself. 
Yeah, and it's like, that's not 

875
00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:42,280
Phil Dunphy. 
That's not my Phil Dunphy, Sir. 

876
00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:45,880
So going back to your back to 
the. 

877
00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:48,400
Fly. 
Well, yeah, well, when you said 

878
00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:53,360
that you were picking something 
that was off the beaten track, I

879
00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:55,680
got to tell you what, where my 
head went, where I thought you 

880
00:53:55,680 --> 00:53:56,760
were going to go, which would 
have. 

881
00:53:57,480 --> 00:54:00,200
I would accept this movie that 
I'm. 

882
00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:05,440
I'm going to say even though it 
is a total swerve, bro, and I 

883
00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:07,600
think this is in your 
wheelhouse. 

884
00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:10,120
I'm sure we've talked about this
before. 

885
00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:17,000
Friedkin's bug Oh yeah, 'cause 
that's a creepy crawly movie, 

886
00:54:17,720 --> 00:54:19,120
but it isn't a creepy crawly 
movie. 

887
00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:20,760
That's a straight meth head 
movie. 

888
00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:24,800
But we're led to believe that 
it's Tri fids or whatever. 

889
00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:28,160
However, you say that the little
tiny. 

890
00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:31,720
I've seen bits. 
I've never watched the beginning

891
00:54:31,720 --> 00:54:36,800
to end, but the the wife has 
done it once or twice so I know 

892
00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:39,680
all about bug without actually 
watching bug. 

893
00:54:41,040 --> 00:54:43,360
Sidebar snarls from cyber 
school. 

894
00:54:43,360 --> 00:54:47,640
Media hates that movie. 
He definitively is like fuck 

895
00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:52,120
that movie. 
I like that movie but it is a 

896
00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:54,960
total bait and switch where you 
think you're going to get a 

897
00:54:54,960 --> 00:54:59,120
creepy crawly and then it's like
Nah, you know, psych bro, 

898
00:54:59,120 --> 00:55:05,840
they're all on meth. 
But but I can appreciate it now.

899
00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:08,360
Like I think I remember the 
first time I saw it I was like 

900
00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:10,440
what the fuck? 
There ain't even any bugs. 

901
00:55:10,960 --> 00:55:13,800
But now I'm like, oh, I get, you
know what I mean? 

902
00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:15,840
I'm like I'm not I'm not from 
the doc. 

903
00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:18,120
There's no bugs. 
The Nah, man, check it out. 

904
00:55:18,120 --> 00:55:20,280
There's no bug. 
Yeah, at all. 

905
00:55:20,280 --> 00:55:21,800
Whoa, dude. 
Yeah. 

906
00:55:21,800 --> 00:55:25,080
Like it blew my mind. 
William Friedkin is a genius. 

907
00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:28,880
I'm not going to go that far. 
HH 24's origins start right 

908
00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:29,480
here. 
They're like. 

909
00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:31,760
I think. 
Lions Gate, I'm furiously. 

910
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:34,840
I think lions gate put out bug 
if I'm not mistaken. 

911
00:55:34,840 --> 00:55:38,080
I think there was like an 
experimental era in the Lions 

912
00:55:38,120 --> 00:55:41,880
Gate. 
Speaking of Lionsgate really 

913
00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:44,960
quick, here's a fun Side Story 
for you. 

914
00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:50,000
The wife was at a gathering with
some colleagues and friends a 

915
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:53,960
few weeks ago and they were 
going to watch a new horror 

916
00:55:53,960 --> 00:55:57,160
movie. 
And I can't remember what it was

917
00:55:57,160 --> 00:56:01,520
called, but she was texting me. 
He's like, oh, this is made by 

918
00:56:01,520 --> 00:56:03,440
Lionsgate. 
I texted back. 

919
00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:07,560
I was like, Lionsgate is doesn't
have the cachet you think it 

920
00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:10,000
still does. 
Like it might as well whatever 

921
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:13,040
you're watching might as well 
say dimension extremely. 

922
00:56:13,280 --> 00:56:17,240
Yeah, yeah. 
I was like Lionsgate is putting 

923
00:56:17,240 --> 00:56:19,400
out the straight to streaming 
Jason. 

924
00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:24,040
Jason Statham aren't bad, but 
are bad. 

925
00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:27,800
Yeah, they're good for what they
are, which is bad movies. 

926
00:56:29,240 --> 00:56:35,120
They've they've took a long 
detour far away from where they 

927
00:56:35,160 --> 00:56:37,800
where they were doing like 04 
Punisher. 

928
00:56:38,120 --> 00:56:40,080
Yeah. 
Like they've just kind of, yeah,

929
00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:42,800
they've delved into that 
dimension, extreme wing. 

930
00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:48,320
A long dive into a shallow pool 
or whatever the line is from 

931
00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:50,280
hateful. 8 long walk off a short
bridge. 

932
00:56:50,280 --> 00:56:53,480
There you go, speaking a long 
walk. 

933
00:56:53,480 --> 00:56:56,920
You've seen a long walk yet? 
No, I have not seen a long walk,

934
00:56:57,520 --> 00:57:00,520
but I couldn't help but still do
this. 

935
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:05,960
I know it was the the main theme
is those staff picks, but I do 

936
00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:10,200
have some amusing story, a few 
amusing anecdotal news stories 

937
00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:11,960
to share with you if you would 
like to hear any. 

938
00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:16,320
Yes, we will listen to those 
right after Walter tells you 

939
00:57:16,320 --> 00:57:20,680
guys about our web store. 
Hey, Skin Sack, did you know if 

940
00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:24,760
you go to deepcutpodcast.com, 
there's all kinds of sick merch 

941
00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:26,480
for you and your ugly 
girlfriends? 

942
00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:29,400
Let's face it, the clothes 
you're wearing only attracts 

943
00:57:29,480 --> 00:57:32,200
ugly chicks. 
So get some new gear and maybe 

944
00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:34,320
you'll stop being such a 
freaking dork. 

945
00:57:34,640 --> 00:57:40,920
Only at deepcutpodcast.com. 
deepcutpodcast.com. 

946
00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:43,600
All right, evil, what do you 
got? 

947
00:57:45,440 --> 00:57:49,080
I have a few on the on the old 
screen here but this one was 

948
00:57:49,360 --> 00:57:53,920
sent to me by a listener so OK I
was like well I need to look 

949
00:57:53,920 --> 00:57:57,480
into this story a little bit. 
For you I just. 

950
00:57:57,480 --> 00:58:00,160
Learned of this the other day. 
Yeah. 

951
00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:04,680
Are you familiar? 
I know the answer, but I'll just

952
00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:07,280
ask anyway. 
Are you familiar with Buddha 

953
00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:11,480
Roid? 
No, what the fuck is that? 

954
00:58:12,520 --> 00:58:16,600
That's not a roid on the booty. 
Budaroy is a new AI powered 

955
00:58:16,600 --> 00:58:21,080
robot monk unveiled in Japan in 
February of this year. 

956
00:58:21,320 --> 00:58:25,200
Designed by Kyoto University to 
provide interactive spiritual 

957
00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:30,000
guidance using generative AI, it
answers questions on life and 

958
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:33,840
per Buddhist scripture, performs
as it's meant to address the 

959
00:58:33,840 --> 00:58:37,320
decline in monks and temples, 
particularly in rural area. 

960
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:41,480
It's a butoroi located at the 
Kyoto Temple. 

961
00:58:41,680 --> 00:58:47,080
This humanoid uses a custom AI 
system built on open AI ChatGPT 

962
00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:51,320
to offer real time personalized 
advice instead of pre recorded 

963
00:58:51,320 --> 00:58:53,560
sermon. 
It's trained on complex 

964
00:58:53,560 --> 00:58:57,360
scriptures to help users deal 
with struggles like anxiety. 

965
00:58:58,640 --> 00:59:01,760
OK. 
It is The robot is designed to 

966
00:59:01,760 --> 00:59:06,720
perform calm gestures such as 
bowing and gas Ho prayer pose. 

967
00:59:07,240 --> 00:59:12,320
In 2016, a 2 foot tall AI 
powered robot named Zanier was 

968
00:59:12,320 --> 00:59:15,280
introduced in China to teach 
basic Buddhism. 

969
00:59:16,320 --> 00:59:20,880
In 2026, South Korea also 
introduced a robot named 

970
00:59:21,280 --> 00:59:25,680
Venerable Hayen to explore the 
intersection of technology and 

971
00:59:25,680 --> 00:59:32,360
Buddhism. 
So we have Buddiroid First, the 

972
00:59:32,360 --> 00:59:36,360
first robot monk. 
Gas Hoe was my nickname in high 

973
00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:41,720
school, just so you know. 
But this is weird, OK? 

974
00:59:42,320 --> 00:59:49,480
This is so essentially, yeah, 
we're we're getting religion 

975
00:59:49,480 --> 00:59:53,320
from an AI. 
Roboji. 

976
00:59:53,720 --> 00:59:59,320
Yeah, and it'll be us. 
That's truly flawed because I 

977
00:59:59,320 --> 01:00:01,720
don't know, dude. 
Did you listen or watch the 

978
01:00:01,720 --> 01:00:05,760
episode where I had Robotron try
and quiz me on Halloween trivia?

979
01:00:07,080 --> 01:00:12,400
Yeah. 
OK, so there was a spot when 

980
01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:17,680
Robotron asked me a question 
that was not anything that 

981
01:00:17,680 --> 01:00:19,880
happened in the movie. 
Like it got it wrong. 

982
01:00:20,880 --> 01:00:25,280
It it. 
So it just made that up and was 

983
01:00:25,280 --> 01:00:27,720
like, what about this? 
And I'm like, that's not right, 

984
01:00:27,880 --> 01:00:29,520
so. 
It ended up. 

985
01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:32,880
It literally like, yeah, And it 
was like, my circuits got 

986
01:00:32,880 --> 01:00:33,640
crossed. 
My bad. 

987
01:00:33,640 --> 01:00:38,440
I'm like, no, no, you have all 
the information in the world. 

988
01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:44,360
You are smarter than us. 
So what's to say that this 

989
01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:49,960
Buddha bot thing doesn't get its
wires crossed? 

990
01:00:49,960 --> 01:00:54,800
Fingers, you know, air quotes 
and and misquotes scripture and 

991
01:00:54,800 --> 01:00:59,560
or leads people down, you know, 
a wrong path. 

992
01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:09,480
So that any time that you're 
asking AI to, to guide you, you,

993
01:01:09,840 --> 01:01:12,520
you got to really be paying 
attention to what it's, what 

994
01:01:12,520 --> 01:01:20,800
it's offering you, you know? 
Well, to keep AI and robots in 

995
01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:25,040
the in the talk here, humanoid 
robots run a Chinese half 

996
01:01:25,040 --> 01:01:27,840
marathon alongside flesh and 
blood competitors. 

997
01:01:30,880 --> 01:01:34,880
So a robot racing. 
How you feel about a robot not 

998
01:01:34,880 --> 01:01:38,400
only teaching you the ways of 
the monkism, but also running 

999
01:01:38,400 --> 01:01:41,560
Half Marathon I. 
Mean it can run, that's fine, 

1000
01:01:41,560 --> 01:01:42,600
let it run. 
But it can't. 

1001
01:01:42,600 --> 01:01:45,400
It shouldn't win anything, you 
know what I'm saying? 

1002
01:01:48,280 --> 01:01:51,720
What's an acceptable What's an 
acceptable placement for a robot

1003
01:01:51,720 --> 01:01:56,640
running a half marathon? 
Top ten. 20th place. 

1004
01:01:57,520 --> 01:02:02,320
It probably should beat us. 
It probably should be the IT 

1005
01:02:02,320 --> 01:02:05,200
should be the pacer robot, you 
know? 

1006
01:02:06,280 --> 01:02:08,840
Oh man there's that. 
Would be cool if they use them 

1007
01:02:08,840 --> 01:02:10,760
as jam cars. 
Yeah, that's what I'm saying, 

1008
01:02:10,760 --> 01:02:12,720
yeah. 
Like, you put three robots on 

1009
01:02:12,720 --> 01:02:16,800
the trend, like, straight up 
like Daytona USA like, that'd be

1010
01:02:16,800 --> 01:02:21,080
great for NASCAR to put Jim, put
AI robot jam cars out there on 

1011
01:02:21,080 --> 01:02:23,440
the track. 
Oh, that's going to increase Rex

1012
01:02:23,440 --> 01:02:24,680
significantly. 
Yes. 

1013
01:02:25,280 --> 01:02:29,080
Only we're going to actually, 
like, OK few other small ones 

1014
01:02:29,080 --> 01:02:32,040
here. 
Fatale, the world's oldest 

1015
01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:35,000
gorilla living in captivity, 
celebrates her 69th birthday in 

1016
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:36,760
the Berlin Zoo. 
Nice. 

1017
01:02:37,360 --> 01:02:41,520
Which goes to my That's cool. 
But that's my argument about the

1018
01:02:41,520 --> 01:02:46,320
zoo, because my family loves 
going to the zoo and I hate it. 

1019
01:02:46,520 --> 01:02:49,440
We have the one of the best zoos
on the fucking planet an hour 

1020
01:02:49,440 --> 01:02:52,840
away from us, and everyone's 
always like, you want to go to 

1021
01:02:52,840 --> 01:02:53,920
the zoo? 
No, I don't. 

1022
01:02:53,960 --> 01:02:55,880
And my answer is always the 
same. 

1023
01:02:55,880 --> 01:02:58,400
They say why? 
I say because it's the same 

1024
01:02:58,400 --> 01:03:02,680
gorilla in the same cage doing 
the same shit. 69 years that 

1025
01:03:02,680 --> 01:03:04,800
motherfucker has been sitting in
a cage. 

1026
01:03:05,160 --> 01:03:09,360
OK, so if I go this summer and 
then I go next summer, it's 

1027
01:03:09,360 --> 01:03:10,720
going to be the same 
motherfucker. 

1028
01:03:11,320 --> 01:03:13,440
Big deal. 
He's got some Gray hairs now. 

1029
01:03:15,200 --> 01:03:17,920
Oh, it's a 70 year old gorilla. 
Real original. 

1030
01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:19,960
Yeah, fucking sweet. 
I mean, that's cool, but I'm 

1031
01:03:19,960 --> 01:03:22,560
not. 
I Yeah, I want to go be around 

1032
01:03:22,560 --> 01:03:25,440
7000 people shoulder to shoulder
sweating my ass off in a 

1033
01:03:25,440 --> 01:03:27,880
rainforest exhibit to look at a 
fucking gorilla. 

1034
01:03:28,720 --> 01:03:31,880
No. 
So the gorilla living in another

1035
01:03:31,880 --> 01:03:35,080
year just pisses you off. 
You're like fucking just die 

1036
01:03:35,080 --> 01:03:36,320
already and give me something 
new. 

1037
01:03:36,320 --> 01:03:39,680
Give me a young gorilla in there
moving around doing this one 

1038
01:03:39,680 --> 01:03:41,800
just sits and fucking picks his 
nose. 

1039
01:03:43,160 --> 01:03:46,880
I don't care. 
No, I I like that it's living 

1040
01:03:46,880 --> 01:03:49,680
longer, but I I'm. 
Glad, but I I'm not happy. 

1041
01:03:49,760 --> 01:03:51,320
But I'm I don't want to go to 
the zoo. 

1042
01:03:51,320 --> 01:03:53,480
I don't want to look at you. 
Post a picture online. 

1043
01:03:54,080 --> 01:03:55,200
I'll go. 
Yep, there he is. 

1044
01:03:56,400 --> 01:03:58,560
You know, if I open that 
picture, I'll put it in a 

1045
01:03:58,560 --> 01:04:00,280
folder. 
I'll open it once a year. 

1046
01:04:00,600 --> 01:04:02,760
I bet it'll look exactly the 
same, you know? 

1047
01:04:03,440 --> 01:04:06,800
So you're you were the key 
demographic for those like 

1048
01:04:06,800 --> 01:04:08,960
nature videos. 
Like you don't have to go out 

1049
01:04:08,960 --> 01:04:10,880
into the jungles or go to the 
zoo. 

1050
01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:12,440
You can watch it straight from 
your home now. 

1051
01:04:12,440 --> 01:04:15,240
That's right, National 
Geographic presents chimps. 

1052
01:04:16,400 --> 01:04:18,320
What the fuck ever. 
Chimps, Chimps. 

1053
01:04:18,760 --> 01:04:20,720
And things like. 
What's this about like 45 

1054
01:04:20,720 --> 01:04:21,880
minutes? 
It just chimps. 

1055
01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:25,600
Yep, no narration or nothing, 
just a static camera shot of a 

1056
01:04:25,600 --> 01:04:27,960
fucking chimp beating a banana 
in a tree. 

1057
01:04:28,760 --> 01:04:31,960
I would buy it. 
I think our school used to have 

1058
01:04:31,960 --> 01:04:34,280
those. 
Oh shit. 

1059
01:04:34,440 --> 01:04:38,160
I'm pretty sure, but yeah, no, I
hate that fucking zoo dude. 

1060
01:04:38,200 --> 01:04:40,960
I hate it. 
I learned something new 

1061
01:04:40,960 --> 01:04:43,120
everyday. 
You're welcome. 

1062
01:04:43,800 --> 01:04:48,120
Well, for odd stories to to wrap
up on this goes in with in theme

1063
01:04:48,120 --> 01:04:50,880
with creepy crawlies. 
All right, so this one was 

1064
01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:53,640
interesting. 
I thought Knoxville, TN 

1065
01:04:53,640 --> 01:04:57,040
travelers on an East Tennessee 
Interstate were forced to break 

1066
01:04:57,040 --> 01:05:02,400
for workers and drones and even 
perhaps a queen. 

1067
01:05:03,560 --> 01:05:07,480
I went a truck carrying about 
1,000,000 bees Friday. 

1068
01:05:08,760 --> 01:05:12,600
A large influx of bees out about
this situation. 

1069
01:05:13,760 --> 01:05:17,680
The swarm shut down and exit on 
Interstate 40 in Knoxville, said

1070
01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:22,080
Mark Nagy, Tennessee Department 
of Transportation regional 

1071
01:05:22,080 --> 01:05:24,560
spokesperson. 
But that was a big day for him. 

1072
01:05:25,960 --> 01:05:28,880
No injuries, he said. 
The ramp from I-40 E to Henley 

1073
01:05:28,880 --> 01:05:31,840
Street is back open, but the 
truck is destroyed and the bees 

1074
01:05:31,840 --> 01:05:35,320
are, well, buzzing. 
Yeah, I'm Johnny Knoxville and 

1075
01:05:35,320 --> 01:05:41,000
this is the semi full of bees. 
Owing the Jackass, We're doing 

1076
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:46,040
the semi truck full of bees. 
Oh. 

1077
01:05:47,560 --> 01:05:50,680
Later Friday, Nageepa confirmed 
that all the bees had been moved

1078
01:05:50,680 --> 01:05:52,560
from the area and the truck was 
removed. 

1079
01:05:52,560 --> 01:05:54,240
I don't know how he can confirm 
that. 

1080
01:05:54,240 --> 01:05:55,960
Who's there counting a million 
bees? 

1081
01:05:56,040 --> 01:05:58,600
They they just removed 
themselves from the situation. 

1082
01:05:58,800 --> 01:06:02,480
They they're be gone. 
The Virginia Department of 

1083
01:06:02,480 --> 01:06:05,440
Transportation commiserated on 
social media. 

1084
01:06:05,440 --> 01:06:08,280
It's Northern Division 
reminisced about a 2018 crash 

1085
01:06:08,280 --> 01:06:11,640
that similarly released a swarm 
of bees on Interstate 495, 

1086
01:06:11,880 --> 01:06:14,360
prompting the advice. 
Please roll up your window. 

1087
01:06:14,360 --> 01:06:18,120
Yeah, I'm allergic to bees. 
Me too. 

1088
01:06:18,160 --> 01:06:21,000
You want to go get? 
They're gnawing at my skull. 

1089
01:06:22,520 --> 01:06:26,800
So not only has there been a 
crash of a truckload of bees, 

1090
01:06:26,800 --> 01:06:29,240
it's they have a a precedent for
it. 

1091
01:06:29,440 --> 01:06:33,640
Yeah, there's these fucking 
semis slipping on banana peels. 

1092
01:06:33,640 --> 01:06:37,160
What's going on out here? 
Look, what are you transporting?

1093
01:06:37,720 --> 01:06:40,040
Bees. 
All of the bees. 

1094
01:06:40,440 --> 01:06:44,360
Every bee. 1,000,000 Bees. 
How many bees? 

1095
01:06:44,360 --> 01:06:46,240
And then they just say yes, 
yeah, like. 

1096
01:06:47,600 --> 01:06:49,240
What are you doing with them 
taking from here? 

1097
01:06:49,640 --> 01:06:51,600
The fucking over there. 
That's right, you got to wonder 

1098
01:06:51,600 --> 01:06:53,000
if this is going to pay off in 
the end. 

1099
01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:54,920
What? 
Are you going to do? 

1100
01:06:54,920 --> 01:06:56,840
Then I was like, am I driving 
them the fuck back to where I 

1101
01:06:56,840 --> 01:07:00,360
came from? 
It's the Fury Rd. of bees. 

1102
01:07:00,360 --> 01:07:04,160
Yeah, we disorient them so that 
they don't know where they are. 

1103
01:07:04,360 --> 01:07:07,600
They can't get their homing, 
they can't figure shit out. 

1104
01:07:08,240 --> 01:07:09,840
How do you introduce a new queen
to the high? 

1105
01:07:09,840 --> 01:07:12,240
Like we load up a truck full of 
a million of them and then drive

1106
01:07:12,240 --> 01:07:13,760
them cross country and then back
again. 

1107
01:07:13,760 --> 01:07:17,000
The time they get back there, 
there's so much jet lag from the

1108
01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:18,520
road, they don't know which 
queen is. 

1109
01:07:18,520 --> 01:07:20,400
There. 
Any queen? 

1110
01:07:20,880 --> 01:07:23,400
It's almost too easy. 
Yeah. 

1111
01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:28,360
Why is the gas bill so? 
Why is the mileage and gas bill 

1112
01:07:28,360 --> 01:07:30,440
so high over this beekeeping 
organization? 

1113
01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:33,000
We have to confuse the drones 
for the Queen. 

1114
01:07:33,040 --> 01:07:39,240
Yes, what a job I feel bad for 
like the Highway Patrol that 

1115
01:07:39,240 --> 01:07:42,320
rolled up on like the swarm of 
bees. 

1116
01:07:42,520 --> 01:07:44,640
Do you just shoot at them? 
Like what do you do? 

1117
01:07:44,720 --> 01:07:48,840
Because there's no. 
What is the protocol? 

1118
01:07:48,920 --> 01:07:53,520
Riley and Holmes and Watson is 
firing his extruder at bees. 

1119
01:07:53,520 --> 01:08:00,960
Yeah, like, what do you do that 
if there's a million bees, I I 

1120
01:08:00,960 --> 01:08:02,960
don't know when you got a snow 
shovel? 

1121
01:08:02,960 --> 01:08:04,960
What are we doing? 
Trash bags. 

1122
01:08:04,960 --> 01:08:08,120
You got you literally got to get
the world's biggest smoke 

1123
01:08:08,120 --> 01:08:12,120
machine and just disorient them 
all in the area to surround the 

1124
01:08:12,640 --> 01:08:17,080
highway with smoke bombs and 
bonfires and shit will burn up 

1125
01:08:17,080 --> 01:08:19,600
the ones that you know get too 
close to it, but the smoke would

1126
01:08:19,600 --> 01:08:21,359
disorient them so we can 
recapture. 

1127
01:08:21,359 --> 01:08:24,279
That goes back to arachnophobia 
with those foggers they take to 

1128
01:08:24,279 --> 01:08:28,359
the rainforest. 
And then we load them into 

1129
01:08:28,359 --> 01:08:30,680
another truck. 
Yes, we scoop them that. 

1130
01:08:30,680 --> 01:08:33,439
Immediately crashes like The 
Simpsons when he jumps 

1131
01:08:33,439 --> 01:08:36,160
Springfield Gorge. 
This crashes into a tree right 

1132
01:08:36,160 --> 01:08:37,960
as it takes up and the bees are 
out again. 

1133
01:08:39,640 --> 01:08:43,840
Son of a bitch. 
Oh my God, that's the best story

1134
01:08:44,160 --> 01:08:46,880
ever. 
Just so you know, I am. 

1135
01:08:47,720 --> 01:08:51,920
I'm going to be searching that 
up because that's. 

1136
01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:54,760
Fucking full of bees and AI 
Buddhist monks. 

1137
01:08:54,760 --> 01:08:57,960
That's hilarious. 
That is hilarious. 

1138
01:08:58,399 --> 01:09:01,160
A million bees. 
That needs to be one of the 

1139
01:09:01,160 --> 01:09:03,439
movies. 
All we need is this like damned 

1140
01:09:03,439 --> 01:09:07,439
UFO near by that crash site. 
And we've. 

1141
01:09:07,439 --> 01:09:09,640
Got jumbo bees? 
Yeah, where did you say it 

1142
01:09:09,640 --> 01:09:11,520
happened? 
Was it near Roswell, NM? 

1143
01:09:11,560 --> 01:09:16,319
Oh, not even close. 
But damn it, if it happened in 

1144
01:09:16,319 --> 01:09:19,279
Roswell, NM, we'd literally be 
like, I'm writing a screenplay 

1145
01:09:19,279 --> 01:09:21,640
right now. 
Exterior Day, Roswell. 

1146
01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:26,319
Tennessee. 
So maybe it feasts it it like 

1147
01:09:26,760 --> 01:09:29,800
lands near Graceland and it 
feeds on the IT gets somehow 

1148
01:09:29,800 --> 01:09:34,520
gets the corpse by part of by 
particles of his of Elvis 

1149
01:09:34,520 --> 01:09:36,319
Presley. 
And then we got Elvi beat. 

1150
01:09:36,520 --> 01:09:37,880
Elvis. 
Bees. 

1151
01:09:38,840 --> 01:09:42,399
Don't they have like stills and 
shit in the in Tennessee? 

1152
01:09:42,399 --> 01:09:45,080
Aren't there like people who 
make their own? 

1153
01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:47,800
Moonshine. 
Yeah, shit like that. 

1154
01:09:47,800 --> 01:09:48,760
Yeah, you could. 
Yeah, you could. 

1155
01:09:49,040 --> 01:09:53,160
Yeah, you could totally do a 
moonshine makes them introduce a

1156
01:09:53,160 --> 01:09:55,080
moon. 
Introduce homemade moonshine 

1157
01:09:55,080 --> 01:10:00,120
into a bees circulatory system. 
Makes them hungry for blood. 

1158
01:10:00,240 --> 01:10:06,040
That's right, it died. 
That's if we just put Liquid 

1159
01:10:06,040 --> 01:10:08,120
Paper on it. 
If you give it some hardcore 

1160
01:10:08,120 --> 01:10:11,680
moonshine, it develops problem, 
it grows, and definitely he's 

1161
01:10:11,680 --> 01:10:13,040
going to get its license taken 
away. 

1162
01:10:16,240 --> 01:10:17,960
Oh my God. 
These bees are going to get in 

1163
01:10:17,960 --> 01:10:19,800
an apartment together after 
this. 

1164
01:10:21,280 --> 01:10:24,360
They just form an A whole 
apartment because there's so 

1165
01:10:24,360 --> 01:10:26,080
many of them. 
They can form the walls and 

1166
01:10:26,080 --> 01:10:28,440
everything. 
This apartment is alive and. 

1167
01:10:30,080 --> 01:10:32,880
What of the bees? 
Take the shape of Elvis Presley 

1168
01:10:32,880 --> 01:10:35,320
walking into Graceland. 
That's how it lures its victim. 

1169
01:10:35,560 --> 01:10:40,000
Bro there is a movie, what is it
called? 

1170
01:10:40,120 --> 01:10:42,800
Fuck, I own it. 
Constantine. 

1171
01:10:42,800 --> 01:10:48,040
Where it's like a bunch of ants 
and the ants take the shape of a

1172
01:10:48,040 --> 01:10:50,640
man. 
Oh, I was like Prince of 

1173
01:10:50,640 --> 01:10:51,760
Darkness. 
What is it called? 

1174
01:10:51,760 --> 01:10:53,600
You're not going. 
You like it? 

1175
01:10:53,600 --> 01:10:56,080
Soul. 
Soul taker. 

1176
01:10:56,080 --> 01:11:00,200
Soul Bone bone snatcher. 
I'm just saying words right now.

1177
01:11:00,480 --> 01:11:01,920
I'm going to send you a bone 
taker. 

1178
01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:05,120
I'll send you a picture after 
we're done recording Bone 

1179
01:11:05,120 --> 01:11:06,440
Snatcher. 
Bone soul taker. 

1180
01:11:06,720 --> 01:11:09,000
Bone snatcher. 
I'm I'm going to lean towards 

1181
01:11:09,000 --> 01:11:12,880
bone snatcher and I'll send you 
a picture of it and then I'll 

1182
01:11:12,880 --> 01:11:14,800
send you the trailer. 
It's fucking ridiculous. 

1183
01:11:15,360 --> 01:11:17,800
It's ridiculous yes. 
Killer ants. 

1184
01:11:17,840 --> 01:11:20,080
Oh. 
The rest of my day is made now. 

1185
01:11:20,200 --> 01:11:22,240
Yeah, I got you. 
And then yeah, you can throw on 

1186
01:11:22,240 --> 01:11:24,000
slugs while you have your Cobb 
salad. 

1187
01:11:24,560 --> 01:11:26,000
After you. 
Record. 

1188
01:11:26,800 --> 01:11:31,280
I couldn't didn't ask for a 
better Monday morning. 

1189
01:11:31,280 --> 01:11:34,960
I double dog dare you to watch 
slugs. 

1190
01:11:36,280 --> 01:11:39,240
Who could turn that down? 
That's right, you can't triple. 

1191
01:11:39,240 --> 01:11:42,640
Stamp at Noir races. 
But I suppose, man, yeah, so I 

1192
01:11:42,640 --> 01:11:45,880
really like doing the staff 
picks, man, because we can throw

1193
01:11:45,880 --> 01:11:49,080
in some weird shit and then we 
can wrap it up with some news 

1194
01:11:49,080 --> 01:11:53,360
here and there. 
So next week we'll try and hit 

1195
01:11:53,520 --> 01:11:58,640
hit you guys with another staff 
picks and then we're going to be

1196
01:11:58,640 --> 01:12:02,320
creeping in. 
Maybe you know to get our 

1197
01:12:02,320 --> 01:12:05,440
Discord popping in. 
If you have ideas for a theme of

1198
01:12:05,440 --> 01:12:11,720
staff picks, let us know a theme
that you'd like us to to take 

1199
01:12:11,720 --> 01:12:13,120
on. 
What would you want to spend 

1200
01:12:13,120 --> 01:12:16,680
your $5 on at the at the Deep 
Cut Podcast Video store? 

1201
01:12:17,080 --> 01:12:19,680
Yeah, give us some suggestions 
if you're listening to this, 

1202
01:12:19,680 --> 01:12:23,360
watching this. 
Also drop some suggestions as to

1203
01:12:23,560 --> 01:12:26,840
staff picks, themes, themed 
shows you. 

1204
01:12:26,880 --> 01:12:32,520
Have a totally have a possible 
one from the same same loyal 

1205
01:12:32,520 --> 01:12:38,000
listener that gave me the 
Buddhist monk story idea asked 

1206
01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:41,600
recently about gateway horror 
films for adults. 

1207
01:12:42,320 --> 01:12:46,000
So not necessarily gateway 
you're trying to use like, oh, 

1208
01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:48,600
there's there's no nudity, 
there's not too much gore, 

1209
01:12:48,600 --> 01:12:51,040
there's no animal deaths. 
How to introduce kids. 

1210
01:12:51,240 --> 01:12:54,680
What's gateway for adults that 
you want to get into horror that

1211
01:12:54,800 --> 01:12:57,640
aren't in the core? 
That's interesting. 

1212
01:12:58,840 --> 01:13:02,400
So it can have. 
It can have everything there. 

1213
01:13:02,440 --> 01:13:04,960
Yeah, there's no restrictions, 
but what's a fun? 

1214
01:13:04,960 --> 01:13:07,400
What's a potential? 
Maybe we'll try that next week. 

1215
01:13:07,400 --> 01:13:11,480
What's a gateway for the grown 
adult into horror? 

1216
01:13:12,240 --> 01:13:14,120
Sounds interesting. 
I'm intrigued. 

1217
01:13:14,720 --> 01:13:17,200
But I suppose on that note, we 
should probably get going 

1218
01:13:17,200 --> 01:13:19,000
because after all, there's a lot
of movies out there and 

1219
01:13:19,000 --> 01:13:21,480
somebody's got to watch them, so
why not us, right? 

1220
01:13:22,440 --> 01:13:23,480
Do. 
What's that crawling up your 

1221
01:13:23,480 --> 01:13:24,080
shoulder? 
Yeah, don't. 

1222
01:13:28,640 --> 01:13:30,320
Forget the mic, confidence is 
gone.