Today on the Deep Cut Podcast. Roger and Evil talk about birds.
Disgusting. Yucky.
Yucky, yucky, yucky. Oh yeah, that's right, Walter.
Today we are covering some fun little weird creepy crawly
movies on this episode of the Deep Cut Podcast with your host
Rotten, Roger DeMarco and. Boogie and Down Evil did ink.
Boogie down. That is a Phantasm reference
hat, yes. Yeah.
Yes, and. A and A boogies.
And a Total Recall reference shirt.
You are repping hardcore this morning.
Well, I figured I might as well dress the part of the the show
so. Dress for the occasion.
Yeah, I'm in a hoodie and a stocking hat because it's a
little chilly this morning and I'm not.
Chilly at all? I'm not having it.
I'm I'm waiting for the 77 to hit this morning.
So. Fucked all that.
But this episode of the Deep Cut podcast, folks out there
listening, watching, however you're consuming this, we're
trying to do something a little bit different to bring in more
cinema for everybody. So we are doing a little thing
called Staff Picks, which is very similar to our tie in
segment on our regular episodes, but a little bit different.
Just a little bit different. Evil's going to have two flicks,
I'm going to have two flicks. And this is something we can
revisit and do many a different, you know, sub genres and
whatnots and have some fun. So I'm pretty stoked about it.
Sub genres and whatnots. Yes, all the different things.
I mean, it can, it can branch out to anything, you know, And
plus we can always revisit creepy crawlies because
obviously for creepy crawly films, that's, that's just a
drop in the bucket. There's so many out there.
All depends on how big your bucket is, yeah.
I brought a 5 gallon bucket today so.
Fit a lot into that shit. So yeah, I figured we'll just go
back and forth with our picks and just kind of talk about
these movies and have some have some fun out there for the folks
in Internet land. But you know.
Well, it being your idea, your concept, I can't think of a
better person to kick it off with the first staff pick, so.
Aw. What's your What's your first
one? Actually, I believe that it was
a birthday or a Christmas gift from you because it was
something that was missing in my collection.
So you pick this up for me. Little little slugs action.
So this is a movie that, boy howdy, this one folks need to
see. And I you haven't seen it yet,
have you? I have not.
I also I believe have in the collection and never watched it.
And it's even though it's on the MB now too, so.
So let's say I've come up to the counter, I've thrown slugs on
top there and I'm like, this is under your staff picks, Sir.
How did this movie come across your your line of sight And then
tell me why I should throw down the buck 99 to rent this for
seven days? Because this is the like Italian
version of Ticks. This is as gratuitous as
gratuitous gets. Folks.
This is a 1988 film. I, I'm not even an attempt to
give you the director's name because it's, it's one of those
seven name Italian names with all the vowels like Umberto
Lorenzo Delafonte, you know, Folchi.
It's just, it's a crazy name. Dude's got a crazy name that.
Goes forever. He's a cousin, Folchi.
Yes, goes and goes and goes. Umberto Roberto Umberto Roberto.
Adidas bomb equipment Bulgy. Yes, but that name, it's not
going to sound familiar because I'm not telling it to you
correctly, but he's the same fella who made pieces.
And if you like pieces. Umberto made pieces too.
Yes, this fella made pieces, and that's a very divisive film,
right? It's you either love it or you
hate it because it's stupid pieces is so stupid, but it's it
ticks all the boxes. Gore, boobies.
Ridiculous amount of use of the word bastard, Bad, dumb.
Puzzles. Yes, puzzles.
X-rated puzzles. Sexy.
Sexy puzzles could also tie in the Hellraiser, you know.
When you're at Cirilla's buying your adult toys and you're like,
you know what? This isn't these are toys, but
they're not toys. Toys.
Where's the toys aisle? You want your you got your kid
with you and your shopping at Cirilla.
Just like the hardware store back in the day, they need to
have a toy aisle and this is where you would get the puzzle.
Yep, the the pin up puzzle of whatever.
I don't know if it was a drawn one or if it was I can't even
remember. It's been.
A minute. It was real.
It was totally, it's been, it was on shutter so often that
that's why we actually got tired of watching pieces.
So now I don't think I could ever watch pieces again because
it was so heavily rotated on shutter Streaming channels.
Back then they had three streaming channels.
Yeah, those bastards putting it in heavy rotation, getting you
sick of it. But slugs is it follows that,
right? It's it's a gratuitous tons of
nudity, tons of practical, nasty, nasty gore, eyes popping,
just grossness, constant grossness and really bad
dubbing, which makes it even better because it's hilarious.
But it's everything you want in a creepy crawly movie.
And that's why I was like, man, when you finally get to this,
you're going to be like, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, Jesus Christ, is
this, this is so much fun. It's it's ticks, but with boobs,
you know, and synthwave, and I mean the.
Tix is good, but man if I could just have someone dubbing Clint
Howard's voice it would make it all the better.
Give him Stallone's voice. That's the closest Italian actor
I've got off the top of my head. So I think you know, when you
said how did this come into my wheelhouse?
I'm pretty sure that the trailer for this was on one of those
random Anchor Bay DVDs back in the day, whether it was like
Chud or, you know, one of those that was just like a, a $7.00
pickup. And I saw the trailer and I was
like, I need to see this. And I had had it in my wish list
for years and years and years and then one.
Slugs and ticks, yes. That's AT shirt all in of
itself. Going in what is best in life?
Sign me up. Takes sluds and chuds.
Yeah, that's right, right there. And, you know, you picked it up
for me, so I was finally able to watch it and I just fell in love
with it. It became a kind of a constant
rotation movie for me. And it's it's literally
everything that you want. So toxic waste, you know, makes
the slugs bigger and makes them carnivorous, I suppose.
And it's up to it's very chud like now that I'm talking about
it, because it's the the town's like sanitation engineer.
I get he's like the garbage man but he also, you know, roams
around in the sewers and cleans up the sewers and does all.
These small towns, small towns, you have multiple jobs because
you don't have multiple people that you're going to pay to do
all these separate jobs. So you have the, they have these
sanitation workers slash garbage man slash toxic waste manager.
Yeah, I'm in sanitation. That's its own sub sub category
shit that's been affected by toxic waste.
And apparently slugs are and it makes them want to eat people
and that's. That's how you never know what
toxic waste they'll do to somebody.
Sometimes it'll dissolve a human body and just, you know,
disintegrate their face and other things that gives them a
taste for beef. Yeah, or makes giant ants or
whatever. You you never know, depending on
the plot device, but it opens up with a very The Raft Creepshow 2
Jaws style, you know, boyfriend, girlfriend are on a boat and
they're fishing. And then the slugs pull the
boyfriend down into the water and we get that traditional like
geyser of blood coming out of the water.
And that's our first kill in the movie.
And then we kind of move on to people, you know, accidentally
sitting when they do what fell. Over that boat must have severed
A vein when he fell over the boat.
I so I didn't know that slugs swam.
Slug swam. Swam Swamy swam Swappy Swanson
Swanson. I was way off.
I I had no idea that they just like chilled in water.
I don't know. So that's a really, it's a
really weird opening kill to get you started, But then you get a
lot of like an old man like sits down on a couch that's covered
in slugs and he's like, Oh, no, no, you know, it's very Kingdom
of. I'm infested.
And then I mean it just, it just gets more and more ridiculous.
That you're going to go more with the jaws thing and it was
like this is going to be our quaint.
He's going to tell us they were look into the eyes of a slug.
It's got lifeless eyes, slimy eyes like a naked dolls eyes.
And they? When it bites you, you would
think, hey, slugs don't bite, but the toxic waste changes it
and those slimy eyes roll over blood red and tear you to peace.
Can you do it in an Italian accent though?
That's an Italian accent that's attempting to be English.
An Italian attempting to be English.
Yeah, Zeros 90. I don't.
Know. They roll over blood ray, you
know, and then, you know, they they started to bite you and
you're like, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, these these snugs, they're
not greedy, lazy. They're here to to chomp down on
you, you know, and it'll just RIP you all up and you're like,
Mick, save me. I went.
And then all of a sudden, I heard the sweetest now in the
world, the bell. Salt me, Mick.
Salt me. Yeah.
OK. And so they also, I'm trying to
figure out what. So this is the thing that
happens at the end of a lot of these movies, right?
You got to figure out a way to kill the entire population of
the creepy crawly so. Like one that's still going to
be just on its own somewhere fucking off.
So you have. Your sequel bait.
Because you know they want to, they have to leave it open.
So if Slugs is a massive hit, they have their they haven't
backed themselves in a corner where they could not do a
sequel. Exactly.
So they, they get all the slugs, they discover that all the slugs
are living in the sewers, you know, so they put it's a
lithium, lithium based arsenic. They pump that into the sewers.
And I'm thinking that pretty much guarantees that everybody
in the town is going to die afterwards.
I mean, you can't put arsenic like in your water.
That it's only partial paralysis.
Yeah. And so it of course, like you
said, it's got to end on a sequel bait where we have 1 lone
slug, you know, creeping out of the sewer.
That's like going to go start a new A.
Finger or something? Got to go start a new colony of
slugs. I don't know how, I don't even
know how they reproduce. But here's here's an interesting
tidbit for you, evil. That's where it should have
should have flushed out a whole new line of scientists that are
dedicated themselves to slug. And you know what?
I'd be here for slugs too. But it would be TOO, you know,
give me slugs TOOI would have. I would have been there with
bells on, ready to watch purchase.
Wear the T-shirt. But this movie sadly flopped and
it only made fifteen $15,000 on its opening weekend.
I don't have the budget, but I know it was damn well more than
15,000. Because the gore in this movie
rivals a Rick a Rick Baker. The gore in this movie rivals
Nicotero. This stuff is disgusting.
I pop and goodness, there's a few scenes notable that I just.
There's one that is a very gratuitous sex scene that is
bordering on the line of pornographic and.
Oh, it's Italian, so. Yes, of course.
Big, big boobs, big Bush and. A big audience.
Yes, and the female falls off the bed and and the whole floor
is covered in slugs and so she's rolling around naked and she's
just getting devoured by these slugs.
So she's increasingly like covered in rubber slugs more
like fake blood bite prosthetics and to all the way down to where
she's like skeleton and bone and muscle.
Like it's like all this just. Gore It's a 13 minute sequel.
It's it's, it's aggressive and it's probably 3 minutes.
It just goes and goes and go kind of like what's his name
from Austin Powers? Like no, no.
So by by this logic, if a page of dialogue or a page in the
script is one minute on screen, that is 3 pages of she wrote,
the devouring of of nudie continues.
Yes, she devouring continues. The devouring hasn't.
Fade to black exterior day. I was like, is this chomping her
down day 2 or minute 2 or minute 3?
Man, it goes for. Starting in minute 2, then we're
going to film minute one, then minute.
And I think the entire reasoning for that obviously is to get
your quota of breasts right. You, you have to keep it on
screen long enough to where it stops being sexy and it starts
being like, OK, I've, I've had enough, you know?
You don't want this anymore, do you?
Yeah, I'm sick of this. Can we, can we fade out?
A tasteful fade? Star swipe perhaps?
I would prefer like the like the sitcom cartoon like it just
zooms into a small hole. Or the Batman spin.
Yeah, but it's a slug, so it's. Leave it a little trail.
That's the you said. OK so I need to re edit slugs.
Yeah. I'm down, holler at me.
It's a proof. Proof of transitions can ruin
ruin a motif. Yes.
Put that in The Exorcist. Just spray and pea soup.
This is a movie man, that I, I implore you to watch because I
swear to God it will become in your, it will become in your
wheelhouse. This is so high up there with
those stupid squishy, creepy crawly movies that we like.
You know, this is arachnophobia with tits and gore.
This is, this is Ticks with tits and gore.
Like I, I, I can't recommend this movie enough.
I love everything about this movie, and so when I was like,
let's do creepy crawlies, I immediately pulled this off the
shelf and I was like, this is a #1.
Duke of New York for me is slugs.
All right, you can miss you got my $2.00?
Yes, your I'll gotten $2.00 or yours.
Now you got to go when you go upstairs when you're done
recording and you have to eat a nice Cobb salad whilst watching
slugs. Because nothing I do more in the
morning then after recording podcast is whip up a Cobb salad.
That's so I have to before we move on to your first pick.
Again, like I said, there was there's a few notable scenes in
this movie, 1 being that gratuitous sex scene with the
girl getting killed. There's another sequence that is
it takes place in a restaurant and a guy is eating a salad and
he accidentally eats a slug. And then he's like, oh, he
starts sweating. You know, he doesn't feel good.
And then of course, this slug, I don't know whether it births
many a slug or what is happening inside of this dude, but it it
paves way for one of the greatest meltdowns of a
character. Eyeballs popping, slugs coming
out, skin tearing off, slugs coming out of the chest, like
all in this fancy restaurant. It's so gory and so ridiculous,
everyone's screaming, blood's flying everywhere and it it does
not get better than that. So those sequences alone will
make you love this movie, I promise.
I'll have what he's not having. When Harry Met Sally reference
kinda deep. Nice.
All right, I'm sorry, I had to. I had to bring that up though,
before we moved on. Well, you already named drop it,
so I'm like, well if that's too much tits and blood and gratuity
for you, pull this, back it on up a little bit and we will do
Arachnophobia 'cause I classify Arachnophobia as maybe the
greatest creepy crawly movie of all time because it is almost a
scientific fact. Cannot watch Arachnophobia
without. Oh yeah.
You're going to have little itches, you're going to have
little, you know, going to be checking your shoulders, by your
foot, your leg. You're going to have phantom
feelings all over you. Oh, you will.
Watching this and it's also the perf one of the perfect gateway
horror movies because it's silly at the same time as it is very
intense and you're not going to have anything on here.
This is not going to be slugs or it's going to be you need to
rent this sucker after 8:00 Aragnophobia you can throw on
but anytime. Just don't have a bowl of cereal
or anything while you're while you're enjoying that.
But I got to see this in the theater when it came out.
Fantastic score, amazing cast. You've got John Goodman with his
own fucking theme running a bug extermination of a small town.
You get actual legit spiders as well as some pretty good
practical effect spiders that you can't you can't tell the
difference. Some credible stunt work where a
dude's going to fall off a third floor through a base into a main
floor into a basement. It's it's got all kinds of stuff
you could want there. Julian Sands being the most
amazing. Bug Science, man.
Yeah, I'm sure you're sure that was his technical name.
Bug Science dude filming it and I can still remember the the
name of the main giant spider is was Big Bob.
Yeah, 'cause they sold like toys of it, right?
Like a a squishy toy. I don't remember any toys, I
just remember watching some making of stuff on HBO back in
the movie was coming out which was around I think 1.
I want to say 1990 was when this movie came out.
Amazing poster art. I know we've we've discussed it
on a live stream, but the poster art looks fantastic.
Hand drawn occasionally you can see.
Strusen. It might have been.
It feels strusen like. I know there's two variations
where you have the spider coming down in the moonlight and then
one without it, but perfect movie to kick off somebody's
interest in or adjacent cinema but can't get more creepy crawly
than Aragnophobia. You cannot and and you nailed it
with it being a gateway film because like you said, it's not
going to be the movie that you can't show a kid.
It's going to bother a kid for sure.
Because it bothered us, yeah. It bothered us when we were
kids. It's scary enough to hold adult
attention, but it's it's fun enough for kids.
It's like an adventure horror movie like right there with like
a like. Jurassic Park is a perfect
pairing with it. Even though it's not a creep,
Jurassic Park isn't a creepy crawly necessarily.
No, but it's but it's a great gateway movie.
Yeah, yeah. And.
It's an all age appeal. It's type type film.
Yeah, this is such a fun movie. This is bar none.
Probably like the definitive creepy crawly movie for sure.
Yeah, and I still remember how they got the spiders to move
certain directions as they used fans.
Yeah. Or like blowing away.
Yeah. And they'll they'll go the
directions they that you want them to go in.
I would love another like a deluxe copy of this put out.
This needs to be like a a stream factory release.
I'd love to hear interviews with some of the cast that we still
have around and how they did any of them develop phobias after
watching or? Working with spiders.
Yeah, working with the. Yeah, working with these, said
other actors in this move. Yeah, I bet.
I bet they did. But yeah, you can get a a better
jumping off point. Everything is going to be
underneath arachnophobia. It is the jaws of spider that.
Yeah, I couldn't have said it better myself.
And sidebar, this is getting a remake.
And I am very skeptical. Very skeptical.
I want so much for it to not disappoint me.
But I don't know how how you could set the bar, you know, any
higher. Like, this is a great movie.
Like you said, practical effects puppets, and I just know it's
going to be CGI spiders. And no matter how good you think
they look, in two years we'll be going God damn, that looks like
crap. You know, it's it, it's not.
I don't know. I don't know how it's going to
work. So I'm very skeptical.
About whoa 100% they're going to be like we can save a lot of
time and money by using EG Spider.
Yeah, and no one has to. That will really touch anything.
Yeah, that'll be what the appeal is for the idea of getting a
made. Like, let's look how much money
it made when it came out. All right?
How much did it cost to make? We can cut that probably in half
by if we just don't do any real spiders, we can save that money
and hire bigger actors to play the roles.
Yeah, I'm nervous, man. That just just that sales pitch
is bothersome. You know what he did?
He already did. Anaconda give me Paul Rudd.
And I have heard many of mixed things about Anaconda and I
wasn't hyped to begin with but. I thought it was fun.
I picked it up. I'd watch Paul Rudd in a spider
movie for sure. Oh yeah, get.
And you put Jack Black in there as Delbert the the Exterminator.
We just go down a rabbit hole of casting those two, you know?
But that would be perfect. I tell me you couldn't see Paul
Rudd as the town doctor. Everyone finds him awesome and
charming and ageless, and they all want a piece of them.
And tell me Jack Black wouldn't be the perfect recasting if you
have to recast. Yeah.
For the exterminator of the town.
I would say Paul Hauser. I'm a Paul Hauser.
For the exterminator. Yeah, I do love me some Paul
Hauser. He can do no wrong.
He is going to be playing Chris Farley coming up.
I believe they're. Doing a.
Biopic of Chris Farley. And I'm nervous about that just
because I don't want to cry. I know it's going to be good,
but you know, just cry. Make me sad.
It's going to make me sad. Well, that's, you know, I cry
enough when I watch. What is it?
Richard Jewell, the movie where he plays the guy who was falsely
accused of the Olympic bombing or whatever, but that's directed
by Clint Eastwood. So Clint Eastwood knows how to
make you cry, even though he's 4000 years old.
He's 95. 95 or 98 like dudes? I want to say it's 95 or 96
because we were talking of, I was talking about him when we
lost Chuck Norris. I was like, you know, like Clint
Eastwood was already almost becoming.
He was like a preteen. He's a tween when Chuck Norris
was born and still is alive. Yeah, it's like Burgess Meredith
in Grumpy Old Men. Every morning I wake up and I
have 6 pieces of bacon. And a lunch, a bacon sandwich
and a midday snack. Bacon.
A whole damn plate. And I usually drink my dinner.
According to those flat belly experts, I should been dead 20
years ago. And I'm still here and they keep
dying. Freaking sidebar, I love Burgess
Meredith, God damn he's the best.
How can you not love Burgess Mayer?
I don't. I'm sure like probably a sad
truth for Clint Eastwood. Everyone around him and it is
dying and he it might be at some .1.
Why not me? Fucking cracking baby spines and
drinking the stem cells. The amount of the amount of
photos he has the opportunity to look through and see nothing but
dead people all over, Yeah, has to almost has to start out
weighing it has to start out weighing who's still alive.
Yeah, well, for sure, yeah. 96 years of living here I am at 3
years old with whoever Abraham. Lincoln I'm painful for this
man. I don't want to remember
anymore. I just want to go.
Jesus. Yes, I'll make another movie,
see if that doesn't. While we're recording this,
Clint Eastwood will pass away. I'm just kidding.
That's a I'm not. What if that's why Hawaii keeps
making movies like he's trying to stress himself into like he's
just ready to go, but not like he's he's chain smoking doing
all this stuff. He's living like that final
destination like it's not your time thing.
He's grabbing cops, guns and. Yup. 06 does.
Why am I alive? He's the living bio cop.
Yes, but maybe he. Made it to 110.
I'd be like, I can believe it. Maybe he's keeps making movies
to keep busy because you know, they always say once you retire
when you're chilling, that's when you don't have shit to do.
That's when you die, when you don't have like a goal.
And he's like, Nah, fuck that. Even if what was that last one?
Cry Macho or whatever? Either way, whatever it was
called, it was fucking terrible. But at least he's working, you
know what I'm saying at least. Right before we'll cry 1000
times. But I'm not gonna cry for you,
Mr. Eastwood. The macho man.
He doesn't cry. Yeah, before he'll cry again.
He's cried 100 times. When light knocks you down, you
get outside the ring, take the standing ink out, and jump back
in there. God damn right.
Well, I can't really necessarily follow up Arachnophobia, but I'm
gonna try. You're gonna.
Yeah. So my second pick is a weird
little creepy crawly movie that came out in 9495 ish.
It's kind of up in the air when this was released.
Maybe it was made and then shelf for a little bit.
But it is the wild and crazy Gunner Hanson LED movie
Mosquito. This one.
Oh boy, I. I haven't seen it but I do love
the some of the artwork for the movie is selected on the system
and it's gunner hands. With a chainsaw.
With a chainsaw, I was like, and that's how you fight mosquito.
Yeah, dude, I. Like he embraced it 'cause that
had to be that. I get.
I wonder if that ever got old to him being like, hey Gunner,
wouldn't it be cool if we put you in our movie?
You want a chainsaw. Like.
Like again with the God damn chainsaw of.
Course. Yeah, give it to me.
And so here's your little brief plot synopsis of Mosquito, which
I'm going to sell you on this as well because again, this is
another movie that isn't in your wheelhouse, but it's in my
wheelhouse that belongs in your wheelhouse. 100% starts out like
most of your weird creepy crawly movies for some reason.
We're in space. We got a spaceship flying
around, so we got a really cool miniature cruising.
It's a It's aliens. Toxic waste collides with the
spaceship. The spaceship is driven by
aliens who crash land on Earth into like a swampy area.
Mosquitoes fly and suck some blood out of the dead alien.
That's just chilling fucking space.
Government hasn't gotten knowledge of their landing yet.
Yes, sounds like this movie should take place and not in a
swamp. It should take place actually,
because this could be done in Roswell.
Well. Sweaty ass people getting bit by
mosquitoes out there. So it ends up taking place at
like a National Park in the summer.
So there's a whole bunch of tourists camping.
But these mosquitoes suck some blood out of an alien and then
they go and, you know, have all their larvae make a bunch of
other mosquitoes and then they grow gigantic and all of these
humongous mosquitoes, we're talking like 6, maybe 8 feet
mosquitoes, big puppets, which are awesome looking, wreak havoc
on this National Park. And they just fucking kill
everybody like slashers. There's a very gratuitous sex
scene. Go figure.
In a tent. And the mosquito.
The National Park, Yeah. The mosquito sneaks into this
tent a la Jason Voorhees. After the man gets, he leaves
the tent to go take a pee and. Then you wash up.
Yeah. You know, like you do.
And he, you know, has to travel traverse way too far away from
the tent to go urinate. And this mosquito sneaks into
the tent like a slasher villain and jams.
It's I think it's called a proboscis.
Proboscis. I'm more picturing like it gets
under the cover. She's like oh again already and
pulls the covers. Back it is it's it's straight
up. So it it's tickling her leg and
she's like got her back turned to it.
What are you doing? And of course she's butt naked
and then it sticks its proboscis into her butt and sucks her dry.
We get a lot. Of like a horror movie, it
sounds like something else. Yes, well, this is not Italian,
so I can't. Oh, so there's no dubbing?
No, thank God. But there is.
I'd hate to have the dubbed screaming of this woman.
I I. She's eating an apple.
No, but it is dubbed. It's just re dubbed because
everybody, I guess the audio sucked or whatever.
So everyone had to redo all their lines.
So there's a lot of ADR and it's ridiculous.
But we get a ton of crazy props of like dead animal props.
We get a bunch of people that get like completely sucked dry.
So they're all like these awesome corpse dummies that are
all emaciated with like, big bulging eyes and sunken cheeks.
And then of course we get a ton of like, extras in the
background just with blood splattered on them laying around
dead. Easily 150 dead bodies in this
movie I couldn't count. Those were midnight snacks.
They weren't complete meals. Right.
Yeah, just just just a little something, a little slurp here
and there, but. You know what you call a lady
with a small child and a mosquito movie?
I don't know. Combo meal.
And we get introduced to Gunner Hanson and he's got two or three
cronies with him. They have robbed a bank and
they're on the run. And then they.
Look at the Gecko brothers. Yes, but Gunner Hanson wears
like, what are those stupid fucking hats people wearing in
France? Beret.
Yeah, he's got a beret and he's
got a camo jacket on. It's his look is so ridiculous.
And they're going to hide out in this National Park till the heat
dies down so they can take off. But then wouldn't you know it,
all these giant mosquitoes are killing everybody.
So they got to team up with a very goofy park Ranger and a
husband and. Lovers the doofy in charge of
park Ranger service. Just a fat dumb Comic Relief
park Ranger. But this is tailor made for us
dude. Because it has giant puppets.
It's got dead dog props. It's got a.
Anti hero. Bro it's got all kinds of stop
motion. It's got traditional cell
animation to where they like there's whole swarms of these
mosquitoes attacking a lodge or whatever, or chasing them when
they're in an RV and they animate it.
And you know, some of it looks a little rough, but it's one of
the, it's got that 90s charm to where you're like, they just
didn't quite have enough money, but they did what they could and
they weren't trying to make a bad movie, you know, and that's
where we always have that, that line that we draw on the sand is
like, you can't be Sharknado, but you can be mosquito because
they, they tried hard. They weren't like, let's make a
piece of crap. There's a ton of miniatures, a
whole bunch of cool shit we're. Going to be taking seriously.
God damn it, now Gunner, take that chainsaw and cut up those
giant mosquitoes. Absolutely, dude, and they they
tried and so you you get a bunch of sweet, sweet deaths.
You although let me the acting is tape head esque.
It's a little wooden, you know what I'm saying, but it's fine.
I totally believe we bought a old video store.
Yes, yes, we did. 100% believable, I saw.
Frighteners, we. Yeah, it's all makes sense.
OK, so and again, when you get to the tropes of these movies,
which you didn't mention in Anaconda or not Anaconda, in
Arachnophobia, but essentially, how do we stop the entire
population of these spiders, lure them into a house?
They're all in one house. Apparently all the spiders that
are bad are in one house, and we're going to burn it to the
ground. Yeah, we got to burn it to the
ground. Kill them with the smoke.
Delbert's in there with his spray, doing his thing.
Well, well if you remember all the all the drone spiders are
unable to reproduce. The only ones that are able to
reproduce is the nest that just starts to burst at the end of
the film which gets shot. Which when you get a flaming
spider shot with a nail gun at high speed flies into the
alcohol soaked nest which looks like a pulsating softball.
Sort of looks like pin heads fucking body in a ball form.
Just, you know, breathing on its own kind of thing.
And if that happens, those spiders can reproduce.
That's when this town dead. So they they are contained just
by their lifespan. Got you of what gets out there
initially. Yeah, so but they can still kill
people, but they can still kill people.
They can, but they. Can kill, but they can only kill
as long as they're a lot once they go.
Yep. So.
But again, yeah, we got to burn the house down, take out the
hive, you know, all that hoop Laurie mosquitoes the same way.
These are gigantic mosquitoes. Fucking huge, huge mosquitoes.
But at the end we get a very like Night of the Living Dead
esque standoff. They barricade themselves into a
house. We got these mosquitoes
attacking, you know, and they're going to get the mosquitoes all
to break in at the same time. So however many of these big
mosquitoes, A plethora, I, I could not wager to give you a
number, but it's a lot. They get into this house and
their plan is start a gas leak in the basement, blow the house
up as we escape, kill all the mosquitoes, save the day, the
end of the movie done. You know, it's they always got
to wrap it up in a way like that.
And then of course you get the one straggler like the wing may
flap or. Oh, I guess I was going to hope
like there was a mosquito that that was mounting on a dude and
then got over onto a tree and got stuck in the tree SAP.
And then 50 years from now, somebody took frog DNA and mixed
it with the DNA they pulled out of this mosquito to make frog
alien men put them in a theme park.
Jurassic Park. But yeah, so we other than them
like super shreddering, you know, and then like a mosquito
climbs out of the rubble, like that's what we're getting.
We got to blow the house up, take out all the alien
mosquitoes, I guess. But we.
Never. What if it wrapped up in the
most dark way possible? What if it just they kept like
they broke into the house and you did.
You just pan back and hear them dying inside the house.
Then you get text across the screen going and the mosquitoes
continue to ravage this town. The.
Next four months. Then winter hit and the
nightmare was finally over. We just zoom out like Kincaid
and Elm Street four in the junkyard and it's just the whole
planet getting fucked up by these mosquitoes.
Winter is all that could save. Them.
That's right, winter is coming, Jon Snow.
Who left the fridge open? Again.
And the sequel, Tug Speedman, is the only one that can stop the
mosquitoes. I would watch.
A Freeze guns. A Ben Stiller LED Mosquito 2.
I would watch it but dude seriously?
And like I'm. What if he did that straight
too? He straight up is like we're
doing a mosquito too and he does not explain and then just does a
mosquito too. Written by Judd Apatow.
And everyone's like, wait, what the fuck?
Where was Mosquito one? They go all the way back and
like, is this the first Mosquito?
And then they watched sequel and they're like, holy shit.
He made a sequel to Mosquito with no pretext at all.
He just decided we're doing it. Doing it, Yeah.
And that's the kind of shit that, listen, Hollywood needs to
do shit like that. Just go back in the archives and
be like, fuck it, who needs a let's make a sequel to chopping
Mall? And it's like Seth Rogen makes
Chopper. I'm here to make speed 3.
Oh please no, I don't know but. There is a line.
Yeah, and it was Speed 2. That was the line we cruise.
Control Foe is back. Oh, no, no, no.
But I actually think he's Sir Willem Dafoe now.
Oh, he got knighted? I, I want to say somebody got
knighted recently and I think it could have been him.
That's. Badass, but I believe it.
I have to sell you one mosquito. I know you're visiting soon.
It's going to have to be a movie that I put on that you watch
because it's so it's so stupid that it just, it has to be one
of those movies that becomes comfort food for you.
I know it is. I know both movies.
I know Slugs and Mosquito are going to be movies.
You're like, I probably shouldn't have waited so long to
see these stupid movies. They're so fun.
They're just like, they're perfect background movies.
You know, you don't have to have like a PhD to watch these
movies. It's not an A-24.
Unplug your brain. Watch it's elevated horror.
Yeah, let's watch some creepy crawlies and some boobs hit her
and tether. Let's watch some violence and
have some fun. I'm not expecting to like, win
awards, you know what I'm saying?
I won't act surprised when I'm not nominated for literally
anything. Yes.
So those are my 2 picks man, because they are just out of
this world B movie bonkers. And yeah, I I was like, as soon
as I came up with the idea to do staff picks, I was like, these
two need to be on the forefront for me.
Well, I, I took some creative license with your concept and I
was like, I'm a turn it on its head a little bit from my second
pick. Because all of these movies that
we've discussed so far have been literally an army of small
little things that sometimes stay small, sometimes grow to
abnormally large sizes depending on whether you're feasting on
extraterrestrials or or toxic waste.
Either one will make you gigantic and a thirst for human
flesh. But what if we can blame all of
one movie's problems on one small insect, an insignificant
little thing that just spirals things into pure chaos?
So I'm going to say my My second Creepy Crawly is a movie you
have never wanted to cover in a live stream.
The Fly from 1986 with the Jeff Goldblum in it.
Where we're going to almost do essentially what we've done with
your two movies is we're going to instead of aliens or toxic
wastes, we're going to use science and turn a very small
fly and he's going to cross breed scientific wise with a
human body. And we're going to get Jeff
Goldblum as the fly, which seeing this super young, I
always, and I've heard other people say the same thing.
They had a fear of Jeff Goldblum for a long time and other things
because of what he does in the fly.
They're like he's going to be transforming into something
fucking gross. And it's did stick with me for a
long time. I think Jurassic Park finally
broke it free for me finally. But these other 3 movies you
could potentially, I'm guessing you could have a meal in between
some of these sequences. I do not reckon eating or
drinking anything. Be on the driest stomach you
possibly can because this is the epitome epitome of gross out
horror. Yeah, let's just go ahead and
say this has the definitive Jelly factor perhaps.
Maybe Cronenberg. He is falling apart.
Human transformation is something he loves to do.
People transforming into other things.
He's straight up like a like if it happened in real life, total
streamer would be doing the same shit.
He's saving his fingernails that are coming off like body parts
are just falling off the man. He's keeping it behind the
mirror in the bathroom. He's vomiting on Donuts to be
able to liquefy them, to eat them just like a flywood.
He hooks up with Geena Davis. She's afraid she's got larvae in
her in her uterine because you know which is she's hooking up
raw dog in it with the with the Brundle man.
Which is a terrifying dream sequence, by the way.
Terrifying and goofy at the exact same time.
You had that had to be some silly ass shit day of filming.
I don't know if it was sexy, but it was funnier than a
motherfucker. So just like arachnophobia how
it will create a phobia for you, it it may for for younger
viewers, it may taint the image of Jeff Goldblum for a short
period of time. Like I just could not see the
man without thinking of this movie.
It was so intertwined and it is definitely an after 8:00 PM
movie with just the amount of slimy, gory nastiness.
There are some sex scenes but I don't remember if you even see
anything. I don't think you do.
You don't get, you don't get full Brundle Dong.
I know that. And but what I was going to say
too is like there are sex sequences, but it is very like
tastefully done, which is a weird thing to say for a
Cronenberg movie because they are normally the the body horror
is also tied with sexuality. And so there's always some kind
of like AI don't want to call it a visceral sex act in his
movies, but you know what I mean?
There's a there's a lot of nudity and a lot of things like
that in his other work. And this movie, we kind of don't
necessarily focus super hard on that, and we're more focused on
Goldblum just falling apart. It's a byproduct of his body
transforming into a family because it's like he has a it's
not, Albert overtly said. But it's it's hit you in the
face subtext when he's just having a coffee and he's talking
a mile a minute and just keeps dumping more and more spoonfuls
of sugar into his coffee and he's just aggravated on like
he's got a short, you know, fuse, like, where's my service
around here? And he's wanting to just bang 24
hours. Like literally he wears out
Geena Davis. If she's like, oh, come on, give
me a break. He's like, no, I'm ready to go
again. Let's go, let's go, let's go,
let's go. Which let's just say Geena Davis
pretty damn attractive in this movie.
I've never not thought that she was attractive, especially like
Long Kiss Goodnight, but she's attractive in this movie.
Yep, and it's and she actually says the tagline of the movie in
the movie. Be afraid, be very, and you
should be. Yes, which also that happens
right after the arm wrestling sequence, which is probably
yeah, if arm wrestle that. Do for a woman's for a woman's
company for the night, which, well, what?
What a more 80s thing is there to say than that?
Snaps this dude's like wrist bone completely out and then
takes this woman back and just, you know, has his way with her
and like, all right now check out this transportation thing I
made. You need to do this too because
I need to make the ultimate sexual being that came up keep
up with me because all these other women are soft, man.
They can't handle it. I want to do it 1516 thousand
times a day. It's three or four times.
Bullshit is not working for me. I need to make a more advanced
sexual female being now. Going back to that fucking arm
wrestling thing, dude, I think. That's maybe the one of the few
times you'll hear every grown man in the in the vicinity
watching it go. I think you don't even have to
know this movie to know that sequence.
I think. I think that sequence alone
lives forever in the horror lexicon.
And it's it's such a convincing effect that is done with the old
Texas switch on the cuts and it's just fast enough.
It's not on the screen long enough for you to go rubber arm
ever. I've seen it 100 times.
Never am I like that looks fake as shit.
You know what I mean? It like you said, it's just here
and you just go. You can't help but like wince
and also the winning the woman's company.
What a very like barbaric. That's straight up some Conan
shit. Like I've vested you.
He's a badass. Yeah, your woman is now mine.
Like it's so weird. That's that's some shit they
should have been doing for the main villain and over the top
like that Stallone has the face in the finals like hurry broken
man's wrist off in a previous. Is that the motor oil guy?
Is he the final boss? The guy that drinks motor oil?
It's been so long since I've seen over the top.
Gosh, it might be. Tyson and I have joked about
that movie so many times. He's like, I can't believe they
made a movie about Sylvester Stallone truck driving and arm
wrestling. And I'm like, dude, it's let's.
See how he trains, he's got a wait system in the truck to work
out his one arm so he should look like some half Popeye shit
when he comes into the competition because.
He can only do on one arm, Yeah. He can only do his right arm.
He doesn't have that shit on the other side.
He can only work out his right arm.
I mean, I suppose he could move the pulley over.
That'd be really awkward. Be really weird.
He's just doing that shit out the window to constantly like,
is that guy. He's like telling us to pass
him. He's like, he's telling me he's
going to turn right by hand signals, but he's just like no,
yes, no, yes, no, yes. He's still going straight.
So I do need to officially like buckle down and have Tyson and I
watch that movie. He is interested in Dutch
sidebar because we've been watching Married with Children
and he's like, is he loves Ed O'Neill?
And he's like, does he act like Al Bundy in Dutch?
I'm like Ed O'Neill is just Ed O'Neill.
So yes, just kind of he's. A He's a sophisticated.
Yeah, every man. Yeah, so like he has.
Money, but it's not doesn't define it.
Right, so I've I'm slowly curating a list of movies for
Tyson and I to watch but. Have him jump in then with
Modern Family 'cause he's fantastic on that show.
Yeah, we I've never even watched Modern Family so.
Oh my gosh, it's it is damn good.
It it. It was a hard first few episodes
to get through because Phil Dunphy is such a douchebag in
the Dawn of the Dead 04 remake. It was hard to see him as such
the most wholesome dad ever. But he totally makes the change
and flips. And now I can't go back to dawn
of the is that. CJ from Dawn of the Dead, the
fucking nursery school guy, the security guard.
No, no, he's the one that owns the boat.
OK, yeah, if I ever turn into one of those things, you have my
permission to shoot me in the fucking head.
Yeah. Yeah, it's hard to picture Phil
Dunphy tagging a chick inside the door and then filming
himself. Yeah, and it's like, that's not
Phil Dunphy. That's not my Phil Dunphy, Sir.
So going back to your back to the.
Fly. Well, yeah, well, when you said
that you were picking something that was off the beaten track, I
got to tell you what, where my head went, where I thought you
were going to go, which would have.
I would accept this movie that I'm.
I'm going to say even though it is a total swerve, bro, and I
think this is in your wheelhouse.
I'm sure we've talked about this before.
Friedkin's bug Oh yeah, 'cause that's a creepy crawly movie,
but it isn't a creepy crawly movie.
That's a straight meth head movie.
But we're led to believe that it's Tri fids or whatever.
However, you say that the little tiny.
I've seen bits. I've never watched the beginning
to end, but the the wife has done it once or twice so I know
all about bug without actually watching bug.
Sidebar snarls from cyber school.
Media hates that movie. He definitively is like fuck
that movie. I like that movie but it is a
total bait and switch where you think you're going to get a
creepy crawly and then it's like Nah, you know, psych bro,
they're all on meth. But but I can appreciate it now.
Like I think I remember the first time I saw it I was like
what the fuck? There ain't even any bugs.
But now I'm like, oh, I get, you know what I mean?
I'm like I'm not I'm not from the doc.
There's no bugs. The Nah, man, check it out.
There's no bug. Yeah, at all.
Whoa, dude. Yeah.
Like it blew my mind. William Friedkin is a genius.
I'm not going to go that far. HH 24's origins start right
here. They're like.
I think. Lions Gate, I'm furiously.
I think lions gate put out bug if I'm not mistaken.
I think there was like an experimental era in the Lions
Gate. Speaking of Lionsgate really
quick, here's a fun Side Story for you.
The wife was at a gathering with some colleagues and friends a
few weeks ago and they were going to watch a new horror
movie. And I can't remember what it was
called, but she was texting me. He's like, oh, this is made by
Lionsgate. I texted back.
I was like, Lionsgate is doesn't have the cachet you think it
still does. Like it might as well whatever
you're watching might as well say dimension extremely.
Yeah, yeah. I was like Lionsgate is putting
out the straight to streaming Jason.
Jason Statham aren't bad, but are bad.
Yeah, they're good for what they are, which is bad movies.
They've they've took a long detour far away from where they
where they were doing like 04 Punisher.
Yeah. Like they've just kind of, yeah,
they've delved into that dimension, extreme wing.
A long dive into a shallow pool or whatever the line is from
hateful. 8 long walk off a short bridge.
There you go, speaking a long walk.
You've seen a long walk yet? No, I have not seen a long walk,
but I couldn't help but still do this.
I know it was the the main theme is those staff picks, but I do
have some amusing story, a few amusing anecdotal news stories
to share with you if you would like to hear any.
Yes, we will listen to those right after Walter tells you
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All right, evil, what do you got?
I have a few on the on the old screen here but this one was
sent to me by a listener so OK I was like well I need to look
into this story a little bit. For you I just.
Learned of this the other day. Yeah.
Are you familiar? I know the answer, but I'll just
ask anyway. Are you familiar with Buddha
Roid? No, what the fuck is that?
That's not a roid on the booty. Budaroy is a new AI powered
robot monk unveiled in Japan in February of this year.
Designed by Kyoto University to provide interactive spiritual
guidance using generative AI, it answers questions on life and
per Buddhist scripture, performs as it's meant to address the
decline in monks and temples, particularly in rural area.
It's a butoroi located at the Kyoto Temple.
This humanoid uses a custom AI system built on open AI ChatGPT
to offer real time personalized advice instead of pre recorded
sermon. It's trained on complex
scriptures to help users deal with struggles like anxiety.
OK. It is The robot is designed to
perform calm gestures such as bowing and gas Ho prayer pose.
In 2016, a 2 foot tall AI powered robot named Zanier was
introduced in China to teach basic Buddhism.
In 2026, South Korea also introduced a robot named
Venerable Hayen to explore the intersection of technology and
Buddhism. So we have Buddiroid First, the
first robot monk. Gas Hoe was my nickname in high
school, just so you know. But this is weird, OK?
This is so essentially, yeah, we're we're getting religion
from an AI. Roboji.
Yeah, and it'll be us. That's truly flawed because I
don't know, dude. Did you listen or watch the
episode where I had Robotron try and quiz me on Halloween trivia?
Yeah. OK, so there was a spot when
Robotron asked me a question that was not anything that
happened in the movie. Like it got it wrong.
It it. So it just made that up and was
like, what about this? And I'm like, that's not right,
so. It ended up.
It literally like, yeah, And it was like, my circuits got
crossed. My bad.
I'm like, no, no, you have all the information in the world.
You are smarter than us. So what's to say that this
Buddha bot thing doesn't get its wires crossed?
Fingers, you know, air quotes and and misquotes scripture and
or leads people down, you know, a wrong path.
So that any time that you're asking AI to, to guide you, you,
you got to really be paying attention to what it's, what
it's offering you, you know? Well, to keep AI and robots in
the in the talk here, humanoid robots run a Chinese half
marathon alongside flesh and blood competitors.
So a robot racing. How you feel about a robot not
only teaching you the ways of the monkism, but also running
Half Marathon I. Mean it can run, that's fine,
let it run. But it can't.
It shouldn't win anything, you know what I'm saying?
What's an acceptable What's an acceptable placement for a robot
running a half marathon? Top ten. 20th place.
It probably should beat us. It probably should be the IT
should be the pacer robot, you know?
Oh man there's that. Would be cool if they use them
as jam cars. Yeah, that's what I'm saying,
yeah. Like, you put three robots on
the trend, like, straight up like Daytona USA like, that'd be
great for NASCAR to put Jim, put AI robot jam cars out there on
the track. Oh, that's going to increase Rex
significantly. Yes.
Only we're going to actually, like, OK few other small ones
here. Fatale, the world's oldest
gorilla living in captivity, celebrates her 69th birthday in
the Berlin Zoo. Nice.
Which goes to my That's cool. But that's my argument about the
zoo, because my family loves going to the zoo and I hate it.
We have the one of the best zoos on the fucking planet an hour
away from us, and everyone's always like, you want to go to
the zoo? No, I don't.
And my answer is always the same.
They say why? I say because it's the same
gorilla in the same cage doing the same shit. 69 years that
motherfucker has been sitting in a cage.
OK, so if I go this summer and then I go next summer, it's
going to be the same motherfucker.
Big deal. He's got some Gray hairs now.
Oh, it's a 70 year old gorilla. Real original.
Yeah, fucking sweet. I mean, that's cool, but I'm
not. I Yeah, I want to go be around
7000 people shoulder to shoulder sweating my ass off in a
rainforest exhibit to look at a fucking gorilla.
No. So the gorilla living in another
year just pisses you off. You're like fucking just die
already and give me something new.
Give me a young gorilla in there moving around doing this one
just sits and fucking picks his nose.
I don't care. No, I I like that it's living
longer, but I I'm. Glad, but I I'm not happy.
But I'm I don't want to go to the zoo.
I don't want to look at you. Post a picture online.
I'll go. Yep, there he is.
You know, if I open that picture, I'll put it in a
folder. I'll open it once a year.
I bet it'll look exactly the same, you know?
So you're you were the key demographic for those like
nature videos. Like you don't have to go out
into the jungles or go to the zoo.
You can watch it straight from your home now.
That's right, National Geographic presents chimps.
What the fuck ever. Chimps, Chimps.
And things like. What's this about like 45
minutes? It just chimps.
Yep, no narration or nothing, just a static camera shot of a
fucking chimp beating a banana in a tree.
I would buy it. I think our school used to have
those. Oh shit.
I'm pretty sure, but yeah, no, I hate that fucking zoo dude.
I hate it. I learned something new
everyday. You're welcome.
Well, for odd stories to to wrap up on this goes in with in theme
with creepy crawlies. All right, so this one was
interesting. I thought Knoxville, TN
travelers on an East Tennessee Interstate were forced to break
for workers and drones and even perhaps a queen.
I went a truck carrying about 1,000,000 bees Friday.
A large influx of bees out about this situation.
The swarm shut down and exit on Interstate 40 in Knoxville, said
Mark Nagy, Tennessee Department of Transportation regional
spokesperson. But that was a big day for him.
No injuries, he said. The ramp from I-40 E to Henley
Street is back open, but the truck is destroyed and the bees
are, well, buzzing. Yeah, I'm Johnny Knoxville and
this is the semi full of bees. Owing the Jackass, We're doing
the semi truck full of bees. Oh.
Later Friday, Nageepa confirmed that all the bees had been moved
from the area and the truck was removed.
I don't know how he can confirm that.
Who's there counting a million bees?
They they just removed themselves from the situation.
They they're be gone. The Virginia Department of
Transportation commiserated on social media.
It's Northern Division reminisced about a 2018 crash
that similarly released a swarm of bees on Interstate 495,
prompting the advice. Please roll up your window.
Yeah, I'm allergic to bees. Me too.
You want to go get? They're gnawing at my skull.
So not only has there been a crash of a truckload of bees,
it's they have a a precedent for it.
Yeah, there's these fucking semis slipping on banana peels.
What's going on out here? Look, what are you transporting?
Bees. All of the bees.
Every bee. 1,000,000 Bees. How many bees?
And then they just say yes, yeah, like.
What are you doing with them taking from here?
The fucking over there. That's right, you got to wonder
if this is going to pay off in the end.
What? Are you going to do?
Then I was like, am I driving them the fuck back to where I
came from? It's the Fury Rd. of bees.
Yeah, we disorient them so that they don't know where they are.
They can't get their homing, they can't figure shit out.
How do you introduce a new queen to the high?
Like we load up a truck full of a million of them and then drive
them cross country and then back again.
The time they get back there, there's so much jet lag from the
road, they don't know which queen is.
There. Any queen?
It's almost too easy. Yeah.
Why is the gas bill so? Why is the mileage and gas bill
so high over this beekeeping organization?
We have to confuse the drones for the Queen.
Yes, what a job I feel bad for like the Highway Patrol that
rolled up on like the swarm of bees.
Do you just shoot at them? Like what do you do?
Because there's no. What is the protocol?
Riley and Holmes and Watson is firing his extruder at bees.
Yeah, like, what do you do that if there's a million bees, I I
don't know when you got a snow shovel?
What are we doing? Trash bags.
You got you literally got to get the world's biggest smoke
machine and just disorient them all in the area to surround the
highway with smoke bombs and bonfires and shit will burn up
the ones that you know get too close to it, but the smoke would
disorient them so we can recapture.
That goes back to arachnophobia with those foggers they take to
the rainforest. And then we load them into
another truck. Yes, we scoop them that.
Immediately crashes like The Simpsons when he jumps
Springfield Gorge. This crashes into a tree right
as it takes up and the bees are out again.
Son of a bitch. Oh my God, that's the best story
ever. Just so you know, I am.
I'm going to be searching that up because that's.
Fucking full of bees and AI Buddhist monks.
That's hilarious. That is hilarious.
A million bees. That needs to be one of the
movies. All we need is this like damned
UFO near by that crash site. And we've.
Got jumbo bees? Yeah, where did you say it
happened? Was it near Roswell, NM?
Oh, not even close. But damn it, if it happened in
Roswell, NM, we'd literally be like, I'm writing a screenplay
right now. Exterior Day, Roswell.
Tennessee. So maybe it feasts it it like
lands near Graceland and it feeds on the IT gets somehow
gets the corpse by part of by particles of his of Elvis
Presley. And then we got Elvi beat.
Elvis. Bees.
Don't they have like stills and shit in the in Tennessee?
Aren't there like people who make their own?
Moonshine. Yeah, shit like that.
Yeah, you could. Yeah, you could.
Yeah, you could totally do a moonshine makes them introduce a
moon. Introduce homemade moonshine
into a bees circulatory system. Makes them hungry for blood.
That's right, it died. That's if we just put Liquid
Paper on it. If you give it some hardcore
moonshine, it develops problem, it grows, and definitely he's
going to get its license taken away.
Oh my God. These bees are going to get in
an apartment together after this.
They just form an A whole apartment because there's so
many of them. They can form the walls and
everything. This apartment is alive and.
What of the bees? Take the shape of Elvis Presley
walking into Graceland. That's how it lures its victim.
Bro there is a movie, what is it called?
Fuck, I own it. Constantine.
Where it's like a bunch of ants and the ants take the shape of a
man. Oh, I was like Prince of
Darkness. What is it called?
You're not going. You like it?
Soul. Soul taker.
Soul Bone bone snatcher. I'm just saying words right now.
I'm going to send you a bone taker.
I'll send you a picture after we're done recording Bone
Snatcher. Bone soul taker.
Bone snatcher. I'm I'm going to lean towards
bone snatcher and I'll send you a picture of it and then I'll
send you the trailer. It's fucking ridiculous.
It's ridiculous yes. Killer ants.
Oh. The rest of my day is made now.
Yeah, I got you. And then yeah, you can throw on
slugs while you have your Cobb salad.
After you. Record.
I couldn't didn't ask for a better Monday morning.
I double dog dare you to watch slugs.
Who could turn that down? That's right, you can't triple.
Stamp at Noir races. But I suppose, man, yeah, so I
really like doing the staff picks, man, because we can throw
in some weird shit and then we can wrap it up with some news
here and there. So next week we'll try and hit
hit you guys with another staff picks and then we're going to be
creeping in. Maybe you know to get our
Discord popping in. If you have ideas for a theme of
staff picks, let us know a theme that you'd like us to to take
on. What would you want to spend
your $5 on at the at the Deep Cut Podcast Video store?
Yeah, give us some suggestions if you're listening to this,
watching this. Also drop some suggestions as to
staff picks, themes, themed shows you.
Have a totally have a possible one from the same same loyal
listener that gave me the Buddhist monk story idea asked
recently about gateway horror films for adults.
So not necessarily gateway you're trying to use like, oh,
there's there's no nudity, there's not too much gore,
there's no animal deaths. How to introduce kids.
What's gateway for adults that you want to get into horror that
aren't in the core? That's interesting.
So it can have. It can have everything there.
Yeah, there's no restrictions, but what's a fun?
What's a potential? Maybe we'll try that next week.
What's a gateway for the grown adult into horror?
Sounds interesting. I'm intrigued.
But I suppose on that note, we should probably get going
because after all, there's a lot of movies out there and
somebody's got to watch them, so why not us, right?
Do. What's that crawling up your
shoulder? Yeah, don't.
Forget the mic, confidence is gone.