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The good news? 
Is Roger is back the. 

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Bad news is he's dead. 
Oh yeah, that's right, Walter. 

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I'm back from the dead and I got
to say I'm feeling pretty God 

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damn good. 
So it's time for another episode

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of The Deep. 
Cut podcast with your host. 

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Rotten, Rodger, DeMarco, and 
today we're going to be talking 

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about Lucio Folchi's Zombie. 
So that being said, I would 

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strap on. 
Your barf bag. 

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If you got 1 handy. 
Nah. 

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This movie makes me hungry. 
Oh yeah, now that you mention 

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it, this movie does kind of make
me hungry for ribs. 

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But anyways, first. 
Let's give these good folks. 

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Out there in Internet land. 
A brief plot synopsis and then 

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we'll get going. 
The plot is. 

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Pretty damn simple. 
Guys, it is the. 

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Island of Matul being overtaken 
by the undead. 

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The dead are returning to life 
and killing everybody that lives

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on Matul or who is dumb enough 
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And not get on a boat and get 
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Sounds like they get what they 
deserve. 

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Yeah, a little bit. 
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At least this movie has a happy 
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Spoiler alert, the zombies win. 
Game over and we're going to 

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get. 
Into that over the course. 

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Of this next hour but. 
First, let's take a look at. 

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Rotten Rogers splatter facts. 
We have a whole. 

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Island of. 
Dead bodies. 

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We have 4 titties, we have 1 
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Filth. 
Gratuitous Latex ripping the. 

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Old okey doke all. 
Of the synth. 

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Coral to the face. 
Splinter to the eye. 

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You. 
Knew that was going to be on 

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here. 
It had to be. 

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Gut chomping every headshot 
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A zombie shark fight of. 
Course. 

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One hoodoo voodoo curse and the 
old swerve bro. 

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Sequel bait the. 
Methods of death include and. 

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Basically are limited to being 
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Fuck that, just shoot me bro. 
Yeah, I'm not coming back as one

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of them not happening. 
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The rest of the episode. 
Walter, why don't you go ahead 

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and tell the new listeners, 
watchers, consumers. 

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What to do? 
Yeah. 

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Don't forget to like, comment 
and subscribe. 

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You'll be. 
OK, and we're back to the movie.

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Lucio Folchi's Zombie has got to
be one of the biggest, most 

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impressive landmark gore films 
of all time. 

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I mean, you don't make the video
nasties list if you ain't 

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pushing some boundaries. 
Now the budget for this film was

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roughly $500,000 in American 
money, and it made more than 

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$739,000 also in American money.
Not in the din or whatever form 

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of currency is in Italy, even 
though this is an American 

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movie. 
But that kind of money, you can 

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buy a. 
Lot of liquid latex. 

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So you can gear. 
Up for the sequels? 

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I thought Italians just did that
stuff for real. 

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I mean it looks real. 
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when animals are involved, and 
that is gross. 

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Cannibal Holocaust, I'm looking 
at you. 

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The gore in this movie is so 
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Impressive because of the 
effects. 

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Artist and I'm going to butcher 
this dude's name so bear with me

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I apologize effects artist 
Gianetto De Rossi is who is 

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primarily responsible for the 
gore in this movie and I got to 

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say like let me just. 
Do this. 

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Italian horror films are 
synonymous with having some of 

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the best gore in the genre. 
I don't know what's going on 

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over there, but Jesus, these 
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The blood is hyper red, every 
flesh tear it's. 

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It's a combination of the. 
Foley, the way it's shot. 

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The lighting, everything, it 
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Feels so real. 
And it feels so just nasty. 

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Nasty is the only word for this.
But in my opinion, Gianetto. 

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De Rossi Pretty. 
Sure, I said that right. 

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I'm going to keep double 
checking to make sure I say it 

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right. 
This dude had this miniscule 

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budget that's I guess it's a 
pretty decent budget for this 

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type of movie and completely 
outshines his American 

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counterpart, which some of you 
know the name Tom Savini and I'm

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sorry, not sorry, because I 
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Overrated. 
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gore, but the gore that he had. 
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Doesn't hold a candle. 
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To the gore that we. 
See in Zombie. 

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Jeez, shots fired. 
I'm just saying, Walter, listen,

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the the zombie on the cover is 
already more impressive than 

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anything that's in Dawn of the 
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Or Day of the Dead. 
You can come at me bro. 

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You in the comments, you can 
come at me. 

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I don't mind. 
I understand Tom Savini has 

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like. 
This allegiance of. 

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Fans, He is like the 
grandfather. 

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Even people who don't know 
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love Tom Savini, and I do. 
Too so it. 

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Definitely comes across like I'm
shitting on the dude but I'm not

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OK Tom Savini is. 
Good. 

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But we got to give credit where 
credit is due. 

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We got to, we got to say hey. 
You're right, man. 

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But these fellows over here with
a. 

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Lot of them have names you've 
never heard of, but Tom Savini, 

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like I said, he's a household 
name. 

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People who don't even. 
Care about gore or horror? 

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Movies know Tom Savini. 
Maybe not so much the new 

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generation, but my generation 
and and yeah, my generation. 

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So I'm. 
Old, but it is what it is. 

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I am eternal. 
And it's crazy too, the zombie 

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look in this movie. 
I'm pretty sure it's like a 

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totally accomplished with like 
morticians wax and like 

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newspaper and liquid. 
Latex. 

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It's all very grass roots mud. 
Even just caked onto these 

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people and it creates this very 
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Look that. 
You don't really get anywhere 

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else until American effects 
artists started seeing Zombie 

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and going Maybe we should. 
Steal that. 

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Because that's what always 
happens. 

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Maybe we should. 
Take a little bit of that. 

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Bloop, bloop, just keep on 
taking. 

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And these effects for these 
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incredibly simple. 
But they are a step above that, 

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just blue. 
Tinted people in Dawn of the 

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Dead and I'm allowed. 
To say that, that's where. 

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I get my name from, for you new 
people out there who don't know 

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Roger DeMarco, it's from the 
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I'm allowed to. 
I'm allowed to shit on those 

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zombie designs a little bit. 
I can. 

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It's OK. 
Trust me, I'm a professional. 

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Sort of. 
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already, but I'm going to go 
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I think what sets Lucio Folci's 
Zombie apart from so many 

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countless other zombie movies. 
Is the way that the. 

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Violence is approached in this 
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Oh wee boy does it feel. 
Permanent and it. 

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Feels like it hurts. 
Most of the time you see someone

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get killed in the horror movie, 
and of course they're going to 

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give the. 
Oh no, I'm being stabbed or I'm 

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being murdered. 
It is very campy, right? 

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Just so little. 
And it's OK to be campy because 

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we want most of the time, we 
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To feel. 
Permanent. 

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We don't want our death to. 
Feel so. 

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Visceral and grounded in 
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Most of the time with. 
Zombie it. 

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Works. 
It works like gangbusters 

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because we kind of like. 
These folks. 

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That get kind of thrust into 
this situation and doesn't 

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matter if you like them right it
doesn't matter at all that you. 

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Like these people? 
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They're going to get torn limb 
from limb and you get a ton of 

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memorable sequences that end up 
in all the countdowns and stuff.

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Obviously these the eye poke. 
Right is 1 and that's. 

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Still. 
Still really, really gross. 

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Really effective there is. 
Of course, the zombie. 

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Versus the shark, which is. 
Awesome. 

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It's stupid, right? 
But it's. 

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Awesome. 
And it's a real life crazy 

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motherfucker in the water with a
goddamn shark. 

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Granted they. 
Drugged the shark a lot. 

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Which I think is illegal. 
I'm pretty sure it's illegal, 

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maybe not in international. 
Waters or wherever. 

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It was filmed, but I I think 
it's probably not good practice 

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to. 
Drug up your wildlife but. 

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Either way, Italians are 
awesome, they do what they want.

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So they drugged. 
Up this shark. 

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And a real life dude went down 
into the water with this shark 

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and tussled with it like you do 
because it was 1979. 

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And what's a computer? 
I don't know. 

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Do you? 
And I kind of. 

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Glossed over the plot so I'll 
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It's very simple, OK? 
Tisa Farrow, her father. 

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Is on this island of Matul and 
he's not responding to her snail

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mail. 
So you know. 

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It's been a minute since you 
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Because she's writing stuff, 
licking a stamp, putting it on 

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an envelope, handing it to the 
mailman and hoping to God it 

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gets on a boat and goes to some 
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And who knows how many letters 
she sent for you young bloods 

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out there that don't really 
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Sometimes you'd send a letter 
and they would always say. 

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Like 6 to 8 weeks for a reply. 
Or, you know, for something to 

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come in the mail, That's how. 
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We had to earn it. 
So this poor lady, she probably 

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has waited. 2-3 months without 
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So then, finally, she decides. 
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I'm going to Matul got to find 
out what's going on with my 

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Padre. 
Links up with a reporter. 

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Ian McCullough Her his name in 
the movie not important. 

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His real name is fine. 
Ian McCullough. 

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Awesome, awesome actor that 
you'll see in a ton of different

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80s Italian horror. 
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He just so happens to be doing a
story on the. 

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Tool, so he says hey. 
I'll tag along with you. 

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Let's go find out what's going 
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So off they venture and they run
into a husband and wife duo who 

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are set and sail going to go on 
vacation and roam about, you 

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know, stop at a bunch of 
different islands and. 

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All of this stuff so. 
That now we have 4 and we're on 

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this boat and of course the. 
Wife. 

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She wants to scuba. 
Dive and. 

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Naked naked scuba diving and. 
So I got a little distracted. 

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Naked scuba diving, yeah. 
And so she's naked, yeah. 

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And then? 
And then, yeah, she's going to 

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scuba dive and take. 
Underwater photography of coral.

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And fish. 
While she's naked, then she's 

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running around naked. 
And a zombie comes. 

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OK, I'm going to get past the. 
Nakedness. 

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But a zombie comes she. 
Skedaddles. 

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Boom, let me get the. 
Fuck out of here. 

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No one believes her above. 
Water because no one else is 

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going to put the gear on and, 
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See what freaked this naked lady
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So then we. 
Cut down under the water and of 

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course that's. 
Where we get the cool shark 

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versus. 
Zombie battle kicks ass. 

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I have nothing. 
Bad to say about the. 

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Zombie versus shark. 
I love the backpedal. 

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And I love the score going on 
right here. 

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It's probably, I mean, it's 
dumb. 

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OK, I'll say it again. 
I'll say it for the millionth 

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time in this podcast. 
It's a it's. 

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Dumb, but if you like it, you 
like it, you know, and I happen 

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to fucking love it. 
George Romero's Dawn of the 

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dead, which is sort of a 
counterpart to this movie 

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because I the zombie was 
released as Zombie 2, which was 

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an unofficial sequel to Dawn of 
the dead, even though that was 

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done without full cheese 
permission. 

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But going back to Romero, OK, 
And Romero's classic immortal 

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classic Dawn of the Dead. 
For his score, he used. 

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Italian band, synth band, 
composers, this crew Italian 

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badass musicians, Goblin and 
that gave Dawn of the Dead this 

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signature sound of these weird 
synth things and then of. 

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Course like robot. 
Chicken went on to take like the

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Gonk, which is one of the 
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Dead, and reuse it, but that's 
neither here nor there. 

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Robot Chicken. 
Deep cut, Kind of. 

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So full chi. 
Kind of already had an ace up 

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his sleeve, one of his. 
Dudes that he'd worked with. 

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A ton of times. 
Super talented composer. 

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Fabio Frizzy. 
I'm probably butchering that. 

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Again, I apologize. 
I'm not Italian. 

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I don't have an Italian dialect.
I don't know what. 

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That is, hey. 
That sounds more like Tony Danza

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and I think he's like discount 
Italian. 

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You know, but Fabio Frizzy. 
That's his name. 

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Yep, I'm saying it right. 
I'm sure of it. 

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I'm. 
Sure of it. 

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Gives this movie such a 
beautiful signature score. 

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Every single music cue in this 
movie is iconic. 

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It's memorable. 
You'll be humming it. 

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You'll just be like bebopping 
around the house and you'll 

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start in on them. 
I'm not going to because I don't

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want. 
To get copyrighted but. 

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You will trust me. 
I know it. 

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I I know how you work out there.
I know how your brains work. 

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I know how my brain works. 
It itches right now. 

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Now. 
Full disclosure. 

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I'm not entirely sure I can't 
give you like an accurate. 

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Review of these. 
Types of movies, right? 

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Because I grew up on this movie.
So I was raised. 

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Loving this movie. 
I discovered this movie at a 

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very early age. 
I think I was maybe 14 maybe. 

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I remember going and picking 
this movie up from a Suncoast 

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video and the version that I got
was VHS and like the big 

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clamshell and I think it was 
like remastered and it was some 

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kind of special edition. 
I'd have to look. 

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I'll try and put. 
A picture here of the. 

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Edition that I had. 
But I wore that tape out, so 

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like I said, I was. 
Raised on this movie and now 

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that I'm on. 
Bed. 

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I might like it just a little 
bit more. 

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Yeah, it's more like a 
documentary for you now. 

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Now you see, Walter, that's only
if I. 

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Did the full transition to 
deadite. 

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Right now I'm undead, so I kind 
of have the best of both worlds.

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Nothing can hurt me, nothing can
kill me. 

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I'm not a zombie. 
I'm not one of these soft headed

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folks. 
I just get the best of both 

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worlds. 
I get to live forever. 

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And I don't have to hurt nobody.
I'd call that a win, you see, 

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because I'm totally content with
just chilling right here in the 

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cabin and watching horror 
movies. 

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From my newly undead 
perspective. 

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See I. 
Have spent my entire life 

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watching horror movies, 
analyzing horror movies. 

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Analyzing air quotes for the 
people. 

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Listening, just being obsessed 
with horror movies, so I've 

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seen. 
Everything I watch. 

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Everything I I have no problem 
watching stuff. 

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The dregs, as it were. 
I watch stuff. 

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Indie stuff, that was. 
Made for no money. 

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I mean, I watch. 
The cheapest of the cheap. 

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To the most. 
Pinkies Uptown highbrow of 

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highbrow. 
Yeah, well, so these film school

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pussies that love to put a ton 
of subtext into their movies and

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call you a dullard if you don't 
understand it. 

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Well, fuck you Doug. 
Your movie sucks. 

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That's what I'm saying. 
But nothing comes close to the 

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way Italian horror makes me 
feel. 

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Italian horror. 
Tastes great. 

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You know what I'm saying? 
We've got awesome lighting. 

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We've got awesome. 
Scores we've got. 

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Awesome Gore. 
And we're not. 

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Afraid. 
To have a bunch of. 

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Naked ladies. 
OK, this is the fucking 70s and 

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the 80s and movies weren't made 
by pussies. 

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Movies were fucking awesome and 
I get that some people might not

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vibe with this one. 
It's gross. 

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It's gratuitous. 
It crosses. 

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Some lines here and there. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

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I you know, everybody likes 
their own flavor of popcorn. 

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I like to use human schools as 
popcorn buckets. 

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Don't keep shame. 
OK, starting to learn a little 

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bit more about you than I want. 
To Walter, but. 

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As I was saying, you know, I'm 
not lying. 

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This movie is pure popcorn 
goodness. 

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But that's a. 
But that's a. 

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Big, but that's a Sir. 
Mix a lot size. 

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But. 
If you are not accustomed. 

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To Gore, hold off. 
OK this. 

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Is going to upset you. 
This is going to make you sick. 

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This is going to make you 
queasy. 

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This is going to. 
Disturb you? 

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I always forget. 
Whenever I'm recommending movies

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to people, man, I. 
Always forget that not 

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everybody. 
Was baptized by fire you know, 

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not everybody was watching 
horror from the second that you 

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know they. 
Were allowed to be babysat by a 

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TV. 
I was and my dad was a 

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whorehound back in the day and 
my mom gave no fucks in the 80s.

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You know, it's like, hey, make 
sure he knows it's pretend. 

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So after you watch the movie 
with him and he's. 

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Scared. 
Take him to the. 

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Drugstore. 
Buy him a Fangoria. 

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Sit him down. 
Let him. 

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Look at the pictures. 
So we can see that that's just a

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dude in a mask or whatever. 
And it worked and I'm not 

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disturbed in the slightest. 
I hear you laughing, so you 

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should stop. 
You're also disturbed because 

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you're. 
Watching this, or listening to 

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this, or however you're 
consuming this, you're right 

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here in the cabin with me. 
So don't rock the boat. 

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Especially when you're sitting 
in it, Sucker. 

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Going back to the gore of this 
movie, I think that's probably 

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the biggest reason why I latched
onto this movie because like I 

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said, I was in my teens, right? 
And as a teenager and being a 

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horror hound. 
We used to call shit like this 

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like a rite of passage. 
Movie so, you know, like. 

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Dead, alive or I? 
Spit on your grave or the last 

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house on the. 
Left or faces of death? 

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Things like that, that they're 
not necessarily fun to watch, 

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but they're fun to watch the 
reactions. 

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That you get out of people. 
I I was big into stuff like that

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and I was building this 
reputation as the resident 

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horror guy. 
So kids would like even. 

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Kids that. 
Thought I was weird. 

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Who? 
Would think I was weird, you 

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know what I mean? 
Who? 

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Who wouldn't want to hang out 
with me in high school? 

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But there were popular kids that
thought I was weird because. 

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One as a juggalo face, painted 
dreadlocks, the whole 9 yards. 

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Hoodlum Skateboarder. 
Horror nut. 

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All the good stuff. 
So I was. 

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Weird to them to their 
Abercrombie ways, but even those

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Abercrombie and Tommy Hilfiger 
kids would come knock on the 

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door and have A5 spot and be. 
Like yo, what's the gnarliest, 

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nastiest, grossest thing you 
got? 

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Here's 5 bucks dubbed me a copy.
They I was making money hand 

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over fist in my little makeshift
video store and Zombie was one 

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of those movies for a. 
Really. 

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Really. 
Long time. 

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Love, love, love to test. 
Folks reactions when they're 

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brought up on, I mean around 
this time, like scream and 

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scream. 
Two were popular, so it's like 

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it's good horror, but it's. 
Pretty watered down, you know, a

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couple of stabs here and there. 
Oh. 

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We the most you get. 
And Scream is like Steve's guts 

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hanging out for that. 
Like couple of frames. 

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But. 
Yeah, so, so people weren't used

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to the hold on, you're going to 
throw up shit. 

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The stuff that is so gross. 
And visceral that you swear you 

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could smell it and I. 
I loved making high school. 

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Normal normies squirm with this 
movie in particular, and I'm 

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aware now. 
So if you're a new listener, 

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watcher, a younger generation, 
I'm, it's tough for me because 

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I'm aware. 
That there's a lot. 

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Of these younger guys and gals. 
No, no discrimination not no 

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gals get into the whore. 
We still call them gals. 

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Ladies. 
You ladies out there, how many 

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ladies? 
Watch the Deep Cut podcast. 

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Listen to the Deep Cut Podcast. 
You love this Rod and Roger. 

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Boyce ladies, don't get any 
ideas. 

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I'm married. 
Shut up. 

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But I'm aware some of you out 
there, you're not going to want 

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to. 
Watch. 

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What is deemed an old movie 
which makes me. 

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Feel 7000 years old. 
Because. 

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Honest, this movie was 
technically old when I 

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discovered it because I watch 
everything but 79 in like 1999. 

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I guess it's 20 years old. 
Fuck. 

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Me OK, but just because. 
It was made in 79, don't 

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discount it. 
You know your fucking Squid 

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Games and your conjurings. 
Or whatever. 

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Stop watching that shit dip your
toe into the old. 

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School pool, OK, there's a lot 
of stuff. 

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Out there that you don't need to
be missing and zombie is one of 

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them. 
So stop calling the movies I 

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like old and broaden your 
horizons. 

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Your horror horizons. 
If you will. 

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Hey. 
That was corny. 

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It's all right though. 
You've been in the cellar for a 

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while. 
I don't expect. 

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You to have the greatest of 
jokes. 

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It's not like I wrote it or 
anything. 

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The other thing that this movie 
nails for me is the pacing. 

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I think that this movie. 
Moves at a pretty fast clip. 

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There's not moments that drag. 
Let's just break it down. 

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I'm going to. 
Break it down. 

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For you, we start with a. 
Quick establishing Hey, the dead

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are coming back to life on the 
island, and we're shooting them 

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in the head, putting them out of
their misery. 

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Then we're in New York City. 
For a blip. 

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Of time where we have. 
Tisa Pharaoh decide she's. 

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Going to go to the island. 
Well in passing while that's 

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happening, a boat arrives from 
Matul which has a zombie. 22 

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zombies. 
I know there's a big fat zombie.

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I can't remember if there's 
another zombie. 

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I think there are two zombies. 
Either way, they get stopped. 

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By the Coast Guard, zombies fuck
them up, right? 

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So we're. 
Starting the zombie apocalypse 

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in New York as Tisa Pharaoh and 
Ian McCullough zip off to Matul.

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Now they get to Matul and it's 
like one day we stumble across 

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the fact that zombies are coming
back. 

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We got to fortify and and hold 
up and have our one last stand 

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and then get on a boat and get 
our asses back to New York into 

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the movie so it. 
Flies very fast. 

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And I got to bring up one thing 
that this movie. 

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Kills. 
Pun intended, there's this 

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static. 
Shot and. 

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I'm going to do my best. 
To get the B roll, but there's 

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this static shot of. 
I would guess it would call it a

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street. 
Loose use of the word St. 

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In my tool and. 
We show this street this. 

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Path this walkway in the daytime
and we got like chickens and 

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whatever roaming around and we 
have no zombies and then we cut 

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back to that later in the movie 
and then there may be like 1 

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zombie in the distance. 
Slow. 

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And I mean, these fucking 
zombies are. 

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Slow as molasses, baby. 
They are just creeping. 

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And every time we cut back to 
this. 

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Locked off shot. 
Of the downtown of Matul. 

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We're adding a couple more 
zombies and a couple more 

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zombies all the way up until the
finale, when obviously it's a 

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whole whole last island, whole 
horde of zombies that are trying

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to take out our main cast. 
And so it just keeps building 

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and building and building this 
inevitable arrival. 

455
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:27,640
Of death. 
This is one of the. 

456
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:30,800
Best cases of that? 
Especially in a zombie movie. 

457
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:36,120
But there was the and like the 
Ford brothers, they did these 

458
00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:38,520
two movies. 
The Dead and the Dead Part 2 Now

459
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:41,000
the dead. 
If you haven't seen the dead, 

460
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:44,360
you should. 
Do that because it kicks. 

461
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:48,320
Major ass. 
It's a low budget zombie movie 

462
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:53,080
that on it's on par. 
With Fulchi. 

463
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:56,320
Zombie in the aspect of the fact
that we have this one main 

464
00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:59,280
character and no matter what he 
does, no matter. 

465
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:01,680
Where he goes, there's always. 
Zombies. 

466
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:06,720
Like one or two zombies in the 
distance getting. 

467
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:10,560
Closer. 
It's this slow? 

468
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:15,320
Tension and I newer audiences 
are not cut out for that. 

469
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:18,280
They. 
They want their quick, fast in a

470
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:20,920
hurry jump scare. 
Hoop, Laurie. 

471
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:23,320
I want it now, so you give it to
me now. 

472
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:25,680
Boom. 
No. 

473
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:30,160
Chew your. 
Food These movies represent the.

474
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:33,920
Last of the petty cash. 
Ghostbusters reference Deep cut 

475
00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:38,280
allow. 
Movies to sit with you a minute 

476
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:42,680
allow. 
Things to take you places you 

477
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:44,720
don't need. 
Instant gratification. 

478
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:47,400
Put your phone down. 
Watch the damn movie. 

479
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:50,840
But that's a sidebar. 
In and of itself with. 

480
00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:53,520
The Ford brothers movie The 
Dead. 

481
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:57,440
Because it's. 
Right there, it's right there. 

482
00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:03,040
With pacing and just I I 
wouldn't like they're not 

483
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:09,360
necessarily similar movies other
than that zombie. 

484
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:12,280
Aspect. 
When you just know you're 

485
00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:15,240
doomed. 
And you know what? 

486
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:19,640
I say Wi-Fi did just let it 
happen. 

487
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:29,440
Just let it happen. 
Because, I mean, I did, and I'm 

488
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:32,400
feeling much better now. 
If you finished reading the 

489
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:36,000
book, you'd feel even better. 
Stop it, Walter. 

490
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:40,040
I'm I'm good like this. 
It's always something with you, 

491
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:42,480
man. 
Like with this movie. 

492
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:46,200
The way that the dead. 
Are coming back. 

493
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:49,560
To life it is this. 
Haitian Voodoo. 

494
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:52,680
Curse we have all these. 
Doctors on this island that have

495
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:55,600
this kind of makeshift hospital 
the the main doctor. 

496
00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:59,000
Which is Tisa Pharaoh's. 
Dad or not, No, it's not Tisa 

497
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,800
Pharaoh's dad. 
Sorry, scratch that. 

498
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:07,520
That's that's this the. 
Hole in the head, the main 

499
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:12,200
doctor on the island and his 
little crew of doctors staying 

500
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:15,560
and trying to administer 
medicine and help. 

501
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:20,120
These people who are sick. 
Who are bitten, who are dying 

502
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:24,960
and no medicine, no medical 
degree, no answer. 

503
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:29,280
There is no answer. 
You can't stop it. 

504
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:34,440
You can't save these people. 
In fact, the only way to stop 

505
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:36,720
these zombies. 
Which is the old. 

506
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:45,000
Tried and true damage to the 
brain by blunt force trauma or 

507
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:49,880
just blasting them in the head 
and boy howdy. 

508
00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:53,240
Do we get a? 
Lot of exploding heads. 

509
00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:57,520
We get about, we get. 
So much head trauma in this 

510
00:30:57,520 --> 00:31:00,680
movie. 
It's pretty awesome. 

511
00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:05,960
Imagine being so soft and mushy 
that head trauma takes you out. 

512
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:11,360
I can't imagine. 
I I I can't fathom that. 

513
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:18,320
It's the. 
Perks of being undead by the 

514
00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:24,200
way, not a zombie, undead, 
nothing. 

515
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:27,480
So you have to you have to come 
with something a little a little

516
00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:31,240
better than that soft ass 
zombies. 

517
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:36,400
But anyway. 
Our ragtag group of survivors 

518
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:38,400
who? 
Now. 

519
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:41,320
Realize that the apocalypse is. 
Upon them. 

520
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:44,000
The The dead are alive. 
The dead are after them. 

521
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:49,920
Rather than just get on the boat
and get gone, they decide to 

522
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:52,600
have their one last stand, a 
little hold. 

523
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:56,400
Up, if you will, they head to 
the hospital. 

524
00:31:56,880 --> 00:32:00,200
Which is a converted church 
which has big barn doors. 

525
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:01,560
It's just like a. 
Shitty old. 

526
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:07,680
Building, you know, caving in 
nasty kind of like, I mean just 

527
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:13,440
close your eyes and think of we 
don't have any money to build a 

528
00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:16,400
hospital and that's what it 
looks like. 

529
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:19,360
It's like a homeless guys shack 
shanty. 

530
00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:21,600
So they're going to hold up in 
this hospital and so they 

531
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:23,400
fortify everything. 
Fortify. 

532
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:24,840
They're going to fortify. 
It it's. 

533
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:27,600
Going to be safe. 
So they think, then they got to 

534
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:31,320
tack up Steven Seagal style, 
load up on all their weapons, 

535
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:34,040
all their ammunition. 
Cover all the. 

536
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:35,320
Bases you cover that window, 
I'll. 

537
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:38,680
Cover this door type of. 
Shit, and they're going to Duke 

538
00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:41,920
it out with these zombies. 
They also spend some time making

539
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:44,640
Molotov. 
Cocktails, which is my favorite?

540
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:50,840
It is. 100% my favorite one 
because you're trapped in a 

541
00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:54,640
wooden structure and you're 
going to throw a Molotov 

542
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:57,880
cocktails at things that you 
don't know if they can. 

543
00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:02,320
Die like you. 
Haven't had any real proof that 

544
00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:04,400
these things can. 
Die, so let's throw fire. 

545
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:07,120
At them. 
Then they're walking. 

546
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:11,960
Fire doesn't matter what. 
Matters is this is a 1979 movie.

547
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:17,240
OK, so you know what that means?
That means we're going to get 

548
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:20,760
some full burns. 
Oh yeah, we're going to get some

549
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:26,840
real deal, no bullshit full 
burns because fires involved. 

550
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:31,160
It's the 70s. 
What is CGI again? 

551
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:36,400
Nobody knows. 
So you know as well as I know, 

552
00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:42,280
this being an Italian movie, 
this being a Lucio Fulci movie. 

553
00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:49,120
That there's. 
Probably not a licensed fire 

554
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:52,400
stunt person. 
These extras probably got paid. 

555
00:33:52,400 --> 00:34:00,200
25. $30 extra to cover. 
Themselves in liquid cement or. 

556
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:03,560
Whatever, that shit is rubber. 
Cement and light themselves on 

557
00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:04,960
fire. 
You know it. 

558
00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:07,680
You know, some random dude was 
like. 

559
00:34:08,159 --> 00:34:12,880
Shit, I'll do it. 
It was a bad idea. 

560
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:17,880
Gave me my $40 and my fucking 
sack lunch and I'm not coming 

561
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:18,920
back tomorrow. 
We'll. 

562
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:22,159
Throw in a bag of potatoes. 
Deal. 

563
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:27,920
I'm 7:00 AM, all right. 
You can only light me on the 

564
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:29,120
fire two more times tomorrow 
though. 

565
00:34:29,199 --> 00:34:34,000
But having all of those fire 
stunts, to me is is pure 

566
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:37,320
madness. 
It's pure, we don't give a fuck 

567
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:41,520
energy, right? 
And I, I know I've been just 

568
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:44,639
going on and on and on and on 
and on and on and on about this 

569
00:34:44,639 --> 00:34:48,639
movie. 
I can't stop saying good things 

570
00:34:48,639 --> 00:34:51,159
about this movie. 
I think the kids call that 

571
00:34:51,159 --> 00:34:53,880
glazing. 
That. 

572
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:56,920
No, I mean, they might say that 
now. 

573
00:34:57,800 --> 00:35:00,640
That used to mean something way 
different back in the day. 

574
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:02,640
I'm going to. 
I'll let you. 

575
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:04,600
Get away with it. 
For now. 

576
00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:09,640
But so our group. 
Of people, they managed to fight

577
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:12,560
off the zombies as long as 
humanly possible, and then 

578
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:16,680
they're going to sneak out the 
back door and get on a boat and 

579
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:19,160
go home, which I don't know why,
I really don't know. 

580
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:23,520
Why they had to wait, but it is 
what it is. 

581
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:29,240
So they're, they're going to 
escape, head back home, and when

582
00:35:29,240 --> 00:35:30,840
they arrive in New York, 
wouldn't you know it? 

583
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:36,600
The zombies are already there. 
Because of the zombie on the 

584
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:38,320
boat at the beginning of the 
movie, which I. 

585
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:41,720
I brought up I. 
Don't know if you remember that 

586
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:44,440
you've got it from earlier. 
I don't know if you remember, 

587
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:50,960
but now that the zombies are in 
New York, we are treated to some

588
00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:55,200
excellent shots to close. 
Up the movie where we. 

589
00:35:55,200 --> 00:36:00,680
Have the zombies walking across 
the Brooklyn Bridge into New 

590
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:03,040
York and you can see the twin 
towers. 

591
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:08,840
Those aren't there anymore. 
Yep. 

592
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:12,520
Some of you listening probably 
have never seen them. 

593
00:36:12,720 --> 00:36:18,360
And the zombies are crossing the
Brooklyn Bridge heading into New

594
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:22,680
York to continue taking over the
planet. 

595
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:25,880
Taking over the world one. 
Big ass city. 

596
00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:31,160
At a time and all of these shots
because much like a Rodger 

597
00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:32,640
Corman. 
Much. 

598
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:37,520
Like a Lloyd Kaufman much? 
Like a Bill Lustig What? 

599
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:42,720
The fuck's a permit? 
I don't need a permit. 

600
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:47,120
What I need to do is fill a van 
full of extras and then pull up 

601
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:49,280
with another van with the dude 
with the camera. 

602
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:52,000
We need to have a walkie-talkie 
and we need to say. 

603
00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:55,600
Go. 
And we need to get the shot and 

604
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:59,800
or shots and then get the fuck 
back in the van and leave before

605
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:01,480
the police. 
Catch us, that's how. 

606
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:05,000
Filmmaking is done, you steal. 
The shot that is a. 

607
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:09,840
Term that is synonymous with. 
Old school gorilla. 

608
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:16,240
Filmmaking steal the shot now 
since everybody is an influencer

609
00:37:16,240 --> 00:37:20,040
and then on social media and 
they film fucking everything 

610
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:24,320
they do. 
I I hate them, but I. 

611
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:28,280
And I have to kind of lump 
myself in with that because I'm 

612
00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:30,880
making a podcast for you to 
listen to. 

613
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:36,360
So therefore I am one of these 
disgusting fucking influencers 

614
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:37,880
as well. 
Everybody has a camera. 

615
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:43,200
Everybody has something that 
they're doing and and they want 

616
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:46,440
to document every fucking second
of their lives. 

617
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:51,400
So everybody is constantly 
stealing the shot. 

618
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:55,840
It means nothing now, any 
asshole. 

619
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:58,080
Could do this? 
They could. 

620
00:37:59,240 --> 00:38:02,840
Essentially flash mob, which 
some you young younger people 

621
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:05,720
wouldn't even know what that 
means maybe, but you could 

622
00:38:05,720 --> 00:38:08,000
essentially load up a van full 
of people you could. 

623
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,040
Steal these shots. 
You could do this. 

624
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:14,240
There was a whole movie done 
that way in Disneyland. 

625
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:18,160
I forget the name of that movie,
but somebody in the comments 

626
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:21,960
will let me know. 
I was just, I think it's a 

627
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:23,840
family and they went to 
Disneyland. 

628
00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:27,240
And they secretly, covertly. 
Filmed and they made a horror 

629
00:38:27,240 --> 00:38:31,120
movie in in Disneyland with no 
permission. 

630
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:34,400
But So what I'm saying is, it 
doesn't seem special to you guys

631
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:37,640
now because you fucking film 
everything. 

632
00:38:37,720 --> 00:38:40,600
But it is special. 
It should be treated as special.

633
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:44,200
It's awesome. 
It gives the movie a massive 

634
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:49,080
scope, so look at it and be 
like, Dang, that's fucking cool.

635
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:52,800
But I know it probably doesn't 
impress young people now. 

636
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:59,640
Stupid young people. 
I suppose we can move on to the 

637
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:00,880
segmented. 
Part of the show. 

638
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:04,080
Let's wrap this show up. 
Knock out some segments. 

639
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:09,800
I'm I'm ready for it. 
So let's take a look at that. 

640
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:16,800
Brown Panty Award. 
Oh baby, it's time to slip into 

641
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:19,400
something a little more 
comfortable. 

642
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:25,360
It's time for the Brown Panty 
Award. 

643
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:28,320
Now for those of you that are 
new, that are listening or 

644
00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:32,160
watching or whatever, the Brown 
Panty Award, let me give you a 

645
00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:35,200
little disclaimer. 
The Brown Panty Award is an 

646
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:37,480
award. 
We like to give to a character. 

647
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:41,920
In the movie, who gets? 
Offed that we really liked. 

648
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:43,640
That we didn't want to see die 
someone that. 

649
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:47,400
We care a great deal. 
For man, that's a bummer they 

650
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:49,480
went out. 
So let us know your Brown Panty 

651
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:53,400
Award winner in the comments. 
This because this. 

652
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:56,560
Kind of stuff's important. 
To us, but. 

653
00:39:56,920 --> 00:39:59,680
My Brown Panty award. 
Let's do a little sidebar here. 

654
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:04,720
It should go to. 
Every female involved in the 

655
00:40:04,720 --> 00:40:10,680
production of zombie actors, 
effects people, boom operators, 

656
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:13,720
whatever. 
Because for those of you. 

657
00:40:13,720 --> 00:40:19,200
Not in the know. 
Fulchi kind of a piece of shit 

658
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:24,480
to female crew members, actors, 
whatever. 

659
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:27,800
He was. 
Not a nice guy? 

660
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:30,680
Now you can. 
Dig deeper into. 

661
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:32,480
That you can figure. 
That out for yourself. 

662
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:36,840
But you know, guys like 
Hitchcock, Hitchcock wasn't 

663
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:40,160
necessarily nice to certain 
females. 

664
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:45,120
Kubrick wasn't necessarily nice 
to females. 

665
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:48,520
You can, you can kind of connect
the dots somewhere, somewhere in

666
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:53,600
in there, which is kind of a 
bummer to be like, you know, but

667
00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:55,160
he's a. 
Really fucking good director, 

668
00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:57,160
but he. 
He's not nice. 

669
00:40:57,440 --> 00:41:03,240
OK, you should be nice. 
To everybody, especially 

670
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:06,200
females. 
In your movie, who are going to?

671
00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:18,840
Get naked, soap themselves up, 
or swim in the ocean all naked. 

672
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:23,160
Sorry. 
Naked people. 

673
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:27,880
My brown panty award is going to
go to the nurse lady who's 

674
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:31,160
holding up in the barn, 
hospital, whatever. 

675
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:34,000
At the end of the movie, you 
know you got to pad the numbers,

676
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,720
but technically. 
She bites it because she. 

677
00:41:36,720 --> 00:41:39,360
Wasn't. 
A fully fleshed out character. 

678
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:43,280
Now she's fully without flesh 
character. 

679
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:45,160
Sorry I. 
Had to do that. 

680
00:41:46,240 --> 00:41:51,840
Just had to you get it because. 
Zombies ate her, so she doesn't 

681
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:56,000
have any flesh anymore, you 
know, You know what I mean? 

682
00:41:57,360 --> 00:42:01,480
You get it? 
Yeah, it's it's pretty funny. 

683
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:05,640
But let's move along to the 
perfect execution award. 

684
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:11,360
It's a perfect execution. 
It's a perfect execution covered

685
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:13,600
in blood. 
It's a perfect execution. 

686
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:17,080
Just make it dog. 
It's a perfect execution and 

687
00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:28,530
it's always fun. 
OK. 

688
00:42:32,370 --> 00:42:35,090
Here we go again. 
Another disclaimer, all of you 

689
00:42:35,250 --> 00:42:38,210
new folks out there. 
And why not a refresher for the 

690
00:42:38,210 --> 00:42:41,290
people who've been around, 
who've been down and around? 

691
00:42:41,490 --> 00:42:43,330
For so very. 
Long. 

692
00:42:43,970 --> 00:42:47,010
With the show. 
The Perfect Execution Award is 

693
00:42:47,290 --> 00:42:48,970
the opposite of the Brown Panty 
Award. 

694
00:42:48,970 --> 00:42:51,050
It just goes to. 
The best kill in the movie. 

695
00:42:51,210 --> 00:42:52,490
The one where you saw and you 
went. 

696
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:58,240
Fuck yeah, that's what's up. 
So let us know yours in the 

697
00:42:58,240 --> 00:43:04,880
comments, please and thank you. 
More engagement, more, more of 

698
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:06,200
you. 
We want more of you. 

699
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:09,040
We'll give you more of us. 
If you give us. 

700
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:11,560
More of you or something like 
that? 

701
00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:16,120
But of course, the perfect. 
Execution award. 

702
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:22,000
Has to go to the most. 
Synonymous kill with this movie 

703
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:24,520
and you know you already know 
I'm talking about the. 

704
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:31,600
Lady who gets the. 
Splinter in her eye that. 

705
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:34,800
Is it's so big, it's. 
Not a splinter anymore, it's. 

706
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:37,720
Literally just like a 2 by 4 
like a. 

707
00:43:37,720 --> 00:43:40,960
Whole ass board goes into her 
eye. 

708
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:51,360
I don't care how many times I 
see this with my own eyes, I'm 

709
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:57,760
going to go. 
Fuck, God damn it, I could have 

710
00:43:57,760 --> 00:44:01,600
gone all night without looking 
at that I and I. 

711
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,600
Whoa. 
Going to throw up. 

712
00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:06,680
I'm good. 
I might. 

713
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:11,880
I'm not going to throw up. 
I'm not. 

714
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:14,400
I'm fuck me. 
That's gross. 

715
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:17,040
So gross. 
It's so awesome. 

716
00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:21,960
And of course. 
We we just saw her. 

717
00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:28,160
Naked. 
So when she has to die, you're 

718
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:33,520
thinking. 
Man should have ripped her robe.

719
00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:35,160
Off No, I'm just, I'm just 
kidding. 

720
00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:40,240
That's but yeah man, that kill. 
Who we? 

721
00:44:41,720 --> 00:44:45,880
If you can if if there's a 
better fucking. 

722
00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:50,040
Eyeball poke out there. 
Let me know because. 

723
00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:55,160
This this is like. 
If there were a Mount Rushmore 

724
00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:58,920
of eye trauma. 
I think this is like all the 

725
00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:01,560
spots. 
Jesus Christ. 

726
00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:06,080
And to wrap up the podcast, I 
suppose it's time to. 

727
00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:10,480
Play the game. 
I'm not putting anything music 

728
00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:12,880
right there. 
I'm just jumping right into it, 

729
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:14,840
folks. 
So that means if you're new 

730
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:17,440
here, you're probably scratching
your head asking yourself, 

731
00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:23,040
Rodger, what is the game? 
Well, the game is a deep cut in 

732
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:24,920
and of itself. 
Where you've. 

733
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:27,320
Got to pick a prop from the 
movie that we are covering, but 

734
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:31,840
it can't be a well known prop. 
We're covering Zombie. 

735
00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:34,200
It's tough, right? 
It's tough. 

736
00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:36,480
For me to say what's a low 
hanging? 

737
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:40,400
Fruit Prop. 
So I guess just do your best, 

738
00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:42,680
pick a prop. 
Let us know in the comments on 

739
00:45:42,680 --> 00:45:45,240
the. 
Podcast, whether that's if 

740
00:45:45,240 --> 00:45:45,920
you're. 
Listening. 

741
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:48,600
So Spotify. 
Or wherever, whatever major. 

742
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:51,640
Podcast app you're. 
Listening to us on Drop a 

743
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:54,000
comment, let us know. 
Your prop pick. 

744
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:56,760
If you're a Patreon, drop a 
comment, let us know. 

745
00:45:56,760 --> 00:45:59,200
Your prop pick if you're. 
Watching this on YouTube? 

746
00:45:59,240 --> 00:46:02,200
Drop a comment, let us know. 
Your prop pick please. 

747
00:46:02,240 --> 00:46:05,440
God, it lets us know that you 
listened to the end of the. 

748
00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:12,000
Show, but it's also. 
Our very own deep cut, you and 

749
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,920
me, we get to have that. 
We get to have that together. 

750
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:18,280
You get to say. 
I picked something weird too. 

751
00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:23,200
We're friends and yes, we are 
forever. 

752
00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:26,280
But he's forever. 
That's how that works. 

753
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:31,720
You comment to me, I comment. 
To you saw. 

754
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:35,400
I so yeah. 
Pick a weird prop. 

755
00:46:36,240 --> 00:46:38,160
And let us know the prop I'm 
going to pick. 

756
00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:42,000
I guess it's obvious. 
Maybe. 

757
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:45,720
Maybe obvious because it's 
another one of the big sequences

758
00:46:45,720 --> 00:46:47,720
in the movie. 
So. 

759
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:52,120
I'm going to pick the zombies 
arm that the shark. 

760
00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:57,200
Bites off so it looks like. 
There was still maybe a little 

761
00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:59,200
bit of meat on there. 
Shark's teeth are. 

762
00:46:59,720 --> 00:47:03,080
Pretty big, so probably didn't. 
Get all that meat. 

763
00:47:03,720 --> 00:47:07,640
You know what's another zombie 
arm we got? 

764
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:10,640
We got a zombie hand. 
That gives us trouble. 

765
00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:13,720
Why not a zombie arm? 
Good work. 

766
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:16,320
Zombie arm. 
That's a Cabin in the Woods 

767
00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:17,760
reference. 
Deep cut. 

768
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:21,280
You forgot the tip on how to 
survive zombies. 

769
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:26,880
Oh no, I I did not. 
Forget the survival tip, Walter.

770
00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:29,640
That's because there is no 
survival tip. 

771
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:32,080
Death. 
Is inevitable. 

772
00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:36,760
It's a downer and I know. 
But that's just the way the 

773
00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:39,360
cookie. 
Crumbles zombies take over. 

774
00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:42,000
You're gone. 
Sorry. 

775
00:47:42,240 --> 00:47:45,320
But on that note, Walter, why 
don't you go ahead and tell? 

776
00:47:45,320 --> 00:47:48,480
These folks. 
Out here, watching, listening 

777
00:47:48,720 --> 00:47:50,920
again, however you're consuming 
this. 

778
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:53,880
About our website because all 
this. 

779
00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:57,720
Talk about consuming. 
It's got me wicked hungry now 

780
00:47:57,720 --> 00:48:00,360
and I really want those ribs. 
So. 

781
00:48:02,840 --> 00:48:06,120
Yeah. 
In SEC Did you know if you go to

782
00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:10,320
deepcutpodcast.com, there's all 
kinds of sick merch for you and 

783
00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:13,120
your ugly girlfriends? 
Let's face it, the clothes 

784
00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:15,360
you're wearing only attracts 
ugly chicks. 

785
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:18,360
So get some new gear and maybe 
you'll stop being such a 

786
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:22,720
frigging dork. 
Only at deepcutpodcast.com. 

787
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:25,960
Deepcutpodcast.com.
