Just because the boys are in between seasons doesn't mean
they can't. Have some fun oh.
Yeah, it's that time again for another episode of the Deep Cut
Podcast with your host Rotten, Roger DeMarco and.
Evil Dead inks. Normally we do a countdown in,
so I just hit record when we heard the O.
Oh, no. Oh, so we weren't lying.
You weren't. Yeah.
See, this is it's been a hot minute, I suppose, even for the
viewers on the YouTube channel and listeners on Spotify and
wherever you're listening to us. We've been absent for a while.
We're in the mid transition to the next season, but it felt
appropriate, right for us to hop on here and do kind of an in
between season episode and catch everybody up, let everybody know
what's going on, get you up to snuff because evil.
I don't know if you've been paying attention to the metrics
on the Youtubes, but we are steadily climbing, finally
gaining subscribers and listeners and watchers.
And it's we've been kind of stuck for probably a year.
So it's kind of nice to see a bunch of new names popping up in
comments, seeing a bunch of, you know, new just numbers climbing.
I'm just putting out putting it out there that the the the show
has not been really missing for too long, but I have definitely
been missing for a good long while.
So I'm just going to quake those two things as going together is
I disappear and numbers go up, I show back up, numbers stagnant.
What I think it is is, you know, we said 2026 we're going to be
doing a lot of interviews and we had planned on you sitting right
next to me in the cabin doing these interviews because having
2 remote guests puts a lot of strain on interwebs and
recordings and things of that nature.
A lot more things can go wrong when you have two remote guests.
So with not having you here, I've been having to do these
interviews all on my lonesome. And it's not because you're not
here. It's because let's, let's just
say, say it like pretty. Much because I'm not there.
Danny Hassel The Danny Hassel interview was a really big
thing. Yeah, I was supposed to be
sitting right beside you for that, that interview because, I
mean, it's nightmare for how are we not going to just double team
up on Danny Hassel? But it was day before things
that kind of went awry. An act of God, as they say.
Yeah, which in one aspect worked out in my favor because I really
did not get anything for sleep. I remember that night before.
So as much as it was a bummer to not be able to be there in
person with you and record, I was like, I'm going to go back
then. Yeah, I need the rest and I
totally get it. And we're, you know, we're going
to plan and get stuff sorted out so that you will be able to be
here before summer starts and we'll batch record.
We got some interviews that we're going to try and line up
and things like that. Interviews will stay kind of
this format where we're just normal us, but we are ushering
in an undead era and I'm I'm pretty hyped for it.
Not a lot is going to change with the show.
Just just a few little tweaks here and there, but I wanted to
catch up. The folks that are new.
Also, I just want to say welcome.
Thank you for checking us out and finding us and and sticking
around and clicking that subscribe button and all those
things that you do when you find a new channel or whatever.
But we've been around for a hot minute evil.
We've been doing things for five years.
Has the podcast been going on for five years?
I mean, the podcast started as a, as a Patreon exclusive thing
that was like a once or twice a month or whatever it was kind of
deal because it's, it's evolved. It's it's mutated because it
started with you just doing reviews on YouTube of cinema and
then you wanted me to come in and do some as well.
Then it morphed into doing live shows, and then it morphed into
doing live shows with like Friday the 13th gameplay footage
and then doing live shows covering specific movies and
specific topics, Aliens and Bigfoots and Yetis.
And the We want to believe block.
AI girlfriends and testing those limits and now it's kind of it's
morphed into kind of a mix of the both because it's podcast,
but you also wanted to start making a theme of those for a
video aspect as well. So it's it's, it's gone through
a lot. I've had a lot of of things
changed in my setup down here that would never have happened a
decade ago. I would not a decade ago been
planning on having a microphone set up with all this around me.
You can't see at the moment, but none of this shit would be here.
Oh, they can see it. They can see it for sure.
There'll be a video version of this as well.
You don't how you going, you don't need to do that.
That's then there's looking at me.
Which is let's bring that up. OK, So the podcast did start out
as audio only, like you said, and you said, you know, we
started bringing in this video element.
The video podcast world is so different from just the audio
podcast world because then, you know, we have to actually worry
about lighting. We have to worry about our, our
set deck and things like that. And it, it might not seem like
we have to, but we do. And it adds a weird little
component to prepping and being ready because when it's an audio
only podcast, you can have your notes all in front of you and,
and you know, be as unprofessional.
Yeah, I like it too. I like to be able to have all of
my my things. I can I I will even go as far as
say I I prefer it sometime. Yes I I do too man.
It all you know depends on depends on the day.
I don't need to put pants on for.
This That's right. I'm not wearing pants right now.
The camera can't tell. Cameras cuts, cuts off at my
waist. But I wanted to let the
listeners out there that are finding us for the first time.
No, we started out and we were covering just random individual
movies and then we switched into franchise territory and I have a
list of the franchises that we've covered.
So if anybody wants to dip back and check out any of those
franchise episodes, here's just a quick rundown.
We've covered Pumpkinhead. We've covered Ghostbusters,
Scream the Gate, House of 1000 Corpses, The trilogy.
Firefly Trilogy. Yeah, the Firefly trilogy, Texas
Chainsaw Massacre, Hatchet Poltergeist, Pet Cemetery,
Maniac Cop, Halloween, Evil Dead, Friday the 13th, Nightmare
on Elm Street. We've covered a litany of
franchises and then, you know, we've also done our oddball one
off episodes and then we started issue ushering in podcast
episodes that were specifically audio only, that were in between
movie coverage where we had kind of a looser format.
And I think with the new undead era, you're going to get kind of
a mix of both of those things. You're going to kind of let us
be ourselves. We'll cover movies, we'll cover
specific topics, but it's, it's going to, it's going to evolve
even more. And I'm excited to be able to do
that with you. And I'm just, I'm, I'm stoked
that so many people are checking us out.
It's it's awesome to have new listeners, new ears, new eyes on
us. I don't know what we're going to
be doing in two or three years, but I imagine it's going to be
probably vastly different for our what we're already currently
doing. But that's, I mean, who knows
what'll be included then? Yeah, You, you never know,
because on top of all of that stuff, you know, we also have
filmed short films. We filmed a feature film.
We've I, I can't even name all the stuff that we've done.
It's. We've got a pile of music videos
that we've got into a habit of making those over like a summer
a couple of years ago. Good times.
We have done a few Halloween, well we did one Halloween
special, but we have done a couple of videos that are on the
channel of just us throughout our Halloween day, just making
short videos and then you you was compiling them in a into a
side by side of how our Halloween nights went about.
Yes, we've also done some filming locations because you.
There's one so far, but I'd like to do more.
Yeah. I would also love to do more
that requires travel and eventually we'll do that, but.
I'm working if as soon as, you know, we pick a time where we
have both the coin and there's not some kind of a, you know, a
pandemic or massive unpaid TSA agent battle going on.
There is always the game plan of me making it out to LA so I can
get, of course, a shot of the Elm Street House, Halloween
House. They're on the same block.
Big Oh yeah. I think they're walking distance
of each other. And the big one that I'm going
for is the Lincoln Heights jail, where the basement is, where all
the boiler room scenes were filmed for the original
nightmare. And if you you have to hunt a
little bit because there's a lot of people on YouTube that have
gone through and done abandoned exploration of this abandoned
jail, but nobody seems to make it to the basement except a few
people that you well that it's pitch black.
But the few bits you see that I don't know, it amazes me.
I don't know if it amazes anyone else ever, but there's some side
by side pictures you can see of how it looked in 84 filming and
how it looked today. And it is almost a match.
Yeah. Everything is still, as is
depths coming down the stairs, the spiral staircase they walk
down where Freddie emerges from. There's all these side by side
shots and it's like nothing has changed.
There's not even graffiti in these areas or.
Trash, don't say that out like you said that out loud.
You jinxed it some asshole, you know.
Oh, there's no, I'm going to go fresh.
Tag it up with whatever B boy Dilly or whatever their fucking
name is. They'll go tag it up and draw a
Dick and a swastika and all the stuff that you guys are used to
seeing. Oh, then and then I know that
we're so they have listened to our show.
Yeah, because it has. Happened in 40 plus years and
somebody listen to this like well shit.
We're the. Cost spray painting, three extra
hours on a flashlight. Find his little, ruin his day
whenever it happened. Yeah.
Hey, and Speaking of traveling, you know, my wife and I have
also discussed because I want to go and I'm running out of time.
I want to go to Pittsburgh and go to the Monroeville Mall, and
I believe that it's getting torn down and turned into a Walmart.
The last time I heard anything. And there was like people
signing petitions to like, hey, don't tear this mall down.
It's like a cultural land, you know, whatever they call that a
landmark, like leave it be. So I want to go to Pittsburgh
and I want to see that mall. I want to see the, you know, the
road where the opening of Night of the Living Dead.
I want to see the cemetery, all of that stuff, and that's been
one thing we've been wanting to do for our anniversary for a
really long time. But like you said, pandemics,
all kinds of hoopla re gets in the way.
So hopefully. We have a we got a bit better
choice options of doing the Chicago tour because it's a bit
easier to drive, still a long drive and still it's a it's
drivable to get to Chicago. So if I make it there, I'm going
to be a chorus. I'm going to be I know you're
not a fan, but that's that's OK because I always will be.
I'll be doing a Blues brothers filming locations of a few
things there that are still identical, like the the bridge.
They jump over the bridge. They run these off of and I want
to say the when they run, when Elwood runs the yellow light,
Sir, the Funeral Home sign that is in the in the shot looks
exactly the same. And of course, I want to get the
only time I'll ever want to impersonate it.
I'll go to Wrigley Field at night and be in front of their
sign in front of the stadium and get that, you know, shot that
makes you look 12 feet tall because Henry Gibson's what, 4
foot nothing and get that shot as well.
So there's there's eventually there will be the Lincoln
Heights jail on the list, but there's a more likelihood of a
Blues Brothers Chicago run for. It's only it's only 6 hours from
us I think like roughly so if you.
I'm, I'm, I'm still like, that's 12 hours on the road.
Yeah, but I mean if you were to come.
Because everybody's like, it's only 6 hours there.
Like, yeah, but you got to be right back.
So what you do is you come here, you stay here for a night and
then you leave and go to Chicago and then when you come back you
come here and stay for a night. And then that way you only have
like a 2 hour drive home. So you have like time to sit and
chill and then you don't have to pay for a hotel room because you
got to us. That's not too far off from how
my trip to Texas went for All In.
Yeah, like we'll stop halfway and finish it up tomorrow.
Dude, driving across Texas is miserable.
If I've if I've learned anything from watching the Texas Chainsaw
Massacre movies, I know it's huge.
It was fine for me. Of course we had nice air
conditioning and not the elements of the heat of summer.
Not really in the summer mode yet.
We're in the early bits of spring, which being in the early
bits of spring, we've been waiting.
I thought for sure we'd be getting more gameplay footage,
but we've gotten like someone filming shit on their phone
gameplay footage. Halloween.
The game has been been played at the pack Southwest Con event.
Whatever you would say it is along with the the Guinness
record setting of 200 and I think I saw it was 254 Michael
Myers in one location. I saw the picture one real
portly Michael Myers right up front.
I've seen a few photos, couple of videos and then yeah, in the
the awesome display at this PAX event where you they have the
the Myers house and the hedges and they have laptops and
controllers set up on the hedges so people can play the new game.
And even though it's garbage footage.
Yeah, I still was watching. It yeah, it was like I know I
was, yeah, I was watching it. I was tuning in as I know you
were when slashing cast were filming things there talking
with Illfonic. Yeah, I sent you a snap.
I had watched that whole hour long panel.
Man is this I'm really feeling the true successor to Friday the
13th and writing every potential wrong that came about with Evil
Dead, Killer clowns and especially Texas Chains.
Oh yeah, this looks and again, I mean, I've said it for the
people who listen long term listeners, but new people.
I'm not a gamer. I I hate wasting time on video
games. I'm a waste a lot of time on
this video game. This this has pulled me in just
the just what we were able to see on packs and and obviously
they're keeping their cards pretty close to their chest.
They're not letting us know a whole lot.
So, you know, we're getting to see just a bit.
We got that 8 minute video though that they put out and
they kind of gave us a pretty good amount of what to expect.
And that's really been a driving force and like, yeah, because I
know I, I sent that to you. You had already seen it.
I sent that to another buddy of mine that I game with and he's
really, yeah, he is super into the the whole concept of what
they're doing here. I tell you what.
Yeah, I think this is this is writing every single wrong we
had had going. We're getting a squad together,
we're getting the squad back together.
Baby, I, I again, I have not been this excited for a game.
I'll tell you killer clowns excited me.
I played it twice. Texas Chainsaw excited me.
I played it like half a one. Never got to play Predator.
Predator is still flying yeah that actually just got a big
like it was a couple weeks ago. It had AI guess it was a month
and change now ago they had they had a big sale where they had it
for just a few dollars. So I picked it up at the same
time I picked up ready or Not, which is really been more the
obsession the past month and change is playing that.
But Predator was a lot of fun that I can play it solo as
either a member of the commandos or the Predator and I don't have
to necessarily play with other people.
Oh bummer is when I'm playing as one of the the the soldiers I'm
only fighting other humans I never actually see.
I don't even know if there is someone if there is a bot
playing the predator. If it is, I've never seen his.
Ass he's never come across them. Not once.
So I don't know if that's but that's actually not really
deterred much of the gameplay of it.
I still I'll flip between the one or the other and it's it's
fine. Yeah.
So does that mean you're getting used to playing first person
games? I've never been opposed to first
person games. Predator is interesting because
your first person as the soldier, but your third person
as a predator. Oh nice.
So it's kind of the reverse of Dead by Daylight, where your
first person as a victim and your or first person as a killer
and your third person as the victim.
Speaking of that, I really like that aspect of the Halloween
game where we can pop into first person and do the stock mode.
Oh yeah, we're I like that you gain, you gain power by just
staring at some motherfucker through a window.
I'm telling you, you are going to rack up the points.
You're going to rack up the terror.
You you were good at that in Friday the 13th.
So just yeah, when it was immersion.
But it was absolutely for no stakes at all.
You get nothing for it. Now you're going to give, you're
going to reward me for being like this.
Yeah. That and that's going to be the
only thing that's going to be both, That's going to be a
double edged sword because it's going to be equally awesome and
it's going to annoy me at the same time because the amount of
you wait, you watch the amount of reaction videos of people
getting the shit scared out of them and streamers for the most
part like to be all really. Animated.
Yeah, really like to sell that jump scare between the stocking
that you're going to have to do and that shape jump that you can
only do when you're in the shadows and no one is around to
see you. So you're able to just float
inside fucking houses, just be behind somebody while they're
cooked, while all that that shot of them him is flipping the
light switch off. Yeah, dude's cooking.
Yeah. You're cutting power lines,
you're turning off lights. You can cause like mini blackout
areas. Have you seen him throw the the
the I keep want to say the Trident, but it's the like it's
the pitchfork. I have not seen that.
Yeah, somebody put up gameplay footage where you can grab a
pitchfork and he literally like lawn darts it at a dude.
Killed a guy with a Trident, saw that.
It doesn't actually kill him. It knocks him down and does a
lot of damage. But it's kind of fun to see him
holding it kind of with one hand and he flips it up like he's
going to, you know, javel and he javelins that shit.
Eat. Yeah, he eats it like this is
everything about this is going to be phenomenal.
I love can't fucking kill him, Yeah, but next, next thing you
can beat him up to you to the point where they're.
Arrested, he's sitting in the back of the cop car in that
fucking cup footage. I did see someone, they killed
one of the NPCS and then Michael was doing the doing the thing
where he carries the body and then put the body in a put the
body in a closet. And we talked about that when we
covered. We did 2 podcasts back-to-back,
Part 1 and Part 2 of what we wanted to see, what we were
hoping to see and all this stuff.
And that's one of the things you and I were like, wouldn't
Wouldn't that be dope? Imagine carrying a body and then
chucking a body through a window.
Well, guess what? You can do that shit.
Boom, I don't know if we can I'll get through a window, but I
watched them. Chuck it into a closet, like
really hard so I'd imagine you could aim at the window.
I'm gonna throw a body at a moving car.
From UPS in a tree house I'm good son in.
That shit, it's going to be an aspect of the game is not
knowing where he has been and what he has done that I think is
going to be for me, it's going to be a saving grace for that
impulse of like Dead by Daylight and even Friday the 13th to a
degree of rush, rush, rush, rush.
I'm not able to. Is it weird?
I want to be able to enjoy the. The.
Game the yeah, the ambiance, the gameplay itself, yeah, no,
adding the MPCS is really going to slow that shit down because
the aspect is you're supposed to try to save as many people as
you can. And I thought when they first
did that little bit where they're like, they're going to
highlight three people that are more XP like they're these are
prime target people that Michael was going for.
They're not necessarily the players, they can be anything
you got to find. So trying to find specific
people, trying to convince them to leave, and then escorting
people, which that in itself is going to be its own fun
headache. That's going to be terrifying.
And there's so many ways that they're going to change up where
everything is every single match.
So your escape methods are not going to be the same.
And even like some of the basic ones, like just like Friday,
you're going to be able to repair a car, but you got to
find the keys. It's going to make a lot of
noise. And the one I really liked was
them the gate that you can escape through.
You have to they employ that Friday or that killer clowns
thing where you got to clear the gate off of all the shrubbery.
Yeah, which I like that aspect of real life.
Hate doing that shit, clearing off all the brush and shit
around it. But then you got to either find
the padlock key or a or the bolt cutters to cut the padlock.
Off right. So adding all these extra steps
and bringing in NPC so I'm not rushed to like if I don't kill
these 4 NPCS I feel like I failed.
If I can just kill a couple of NPCS, I'm still going to be a
happy guy. Yeah, and maybe kill a cop
because you can convince cops to come patrol, which we saw that
in the footage, 2 cops walking flashlights, which I love the
flashlight aspect. They show that clip of the
flashlight hitting Michael in the face and him putting his
hand up. Yeah, that's amazing.
And not just they let us know that it is going to be a Doctor
Loomis coming back like. Tommy.
Yeah, like Tommy Jarvis, but also you can come back as a
deputy or maybe a couple of deputies.
So that's going to increase the game play each match a little
bit longer and keep you as engaged.
So you're not just either one like dead by daylight.
It's just like rapid fire. You're going through 101 matches
in 3 minutes or you're playing Friday the 13th and you're on
for two matches over an hour. And if you're dead in the first
few minutes, you have a one and eight chance of coming back as
opposed to four on one. So you got a pretty good shot.
You're going to be the one coming back as one of these.
I got a feeling that the way that the game plays out is
really going to it's going to satisfy US 100%.
It's going to satiate all all the needs that we have when we
played Texas Chainsaw and you still have this problem.
I mean, they're shutting the servers down like they're done
supporting TCM. That happened fast, but like
every time you played TCM, you, you could not catch, like you
couldn't catch your breath. You couldn't get the lay of the
land. You couldn't make any progress.
It was just. You had to hit the ground
running and know exactly where you were going and what you were
doing. And I think, and there's the
stealth aspect, yeah. And I think the stealth aspect
of the Halloween game, which they took some of that from
Texas Chainsaw, they took some of that from Friday.
They're kind of cherry picking all the things that worked for
their other IPS and kind of putting them in a blender.
And now we got that Ghostbusters flavor too, of talking to MPCS,
getting MPCS to like, do what you want.
Yeah, like those time to mini games like you got to hit the
hit right buttons at the right moment, which is really kind of
a Telltale thing. But doing that to convince them
and if you fuck it up, you're not going to be able to convince
them you got to try again. That's taking more time away.
It's. Going to make every game, it's
going to make every single round you play different.
And that's I mean, and for all the flaws Friday the 13th had,
which you and I will ride or die, still am ride or die.
If it if it would, the servers would juice up today.
I'd be like, let's play, let's go, let's get the squad together
and let's go. For all the faults that that
game had, we were so loyal and locked on.
And I think that Halloween is finally like they've worked out
all the kinks of everything that they've had and they're like,
this is the one. And and the single player
aspect, the campaign is the, you know, the real big anchor to
where like, well, if the multiplayer fails, we still have
a full game. Which they've not even, they
didn't mention a word. I just now, I just now realize
that when you're talking, I was like, Oh yeah, that whole 8
minute video, that's that they put out that sizzle reel.
That's all multiplayer. They didn't even touch on what
they campaigned. And it's going to be the shit.
Rest assured, it's going to be the shit.
A lot of wool work were are hesitant.
I've seen that they're they are gun shy going into another one
of these asymmetrical horror multiplayer games because they
they think they've been burned by Ilfonic and gun media three
times over. And I'm like, yeah, I to a
degree on some of those games like the evil dead and Texas
Chainsaw. But I think it's they're
probably in that mindset of what you were just saying of they saw
what worked, what didn't in three or four previous, you
know, avenues taking all those things that worked, taking a
property that's never really seemed to have a copyright issue
apparently. And all right, let's let it
roll. And here's the other the ace up
the sleeve right there in the packs.
Whatever that hour long interview, John Carpenter right
there. Not as you know, he's still very
John Carpenter. He's not overly enthused.
He's but like, he is a gamer. Yeah, but he's a gamer.
He's endorsing this. I mean, he he's the granddaddy.
Like this is his thing. So for him to be there, you
know, had had Sean Cunningham and Victor Miller been there
when Friday the 13th was, you know, being announced, I think,
I think we would all had a, you know, been been a little bit
more like, OK, this isn't going anywhere.
But like you said, no rights issues with Halloween.
John Carpenter on board and John Carpenter's famously said, like
every time they make a new Halloween movie, something
wonderful happens. I stick my hand out and a check
just floats down into my hand. You know, he's an old gamer.
He only likes Halloween 1, even though he got drunk and wrote
Halloween 2. He hates Halloween 2, but he
loves Halloween one. It's his baby, so for him to
endorse this game and say it feels like Halloween 1 and made
sure that they did everything they could to make it sound like
or feel like Halloween 1, I feel a little bit more at ease
knowing it's not going to get taken away, whisked away from
us, you know, seven months in or something.
And they just said one word and the mind is is a flutter with
different possibilities with they did meant did say the one
of those buzzwords of customization.
So is that that could be customization.
Who knows to the maps to the players or could it also be they
could they take the fright of the 13th Ave. and could we get
different Michael Myers 100% get up.
You could be from each of the movie. 100% we're also going to
get costume packs. We're going to get outfit
changes, we're going to get all kinds of cool stuff.
And OK, I completely glossed. Up this Are we going to get any
players, any of the real people are are we going to get anyone
from the film? Oh, we're getting the Annie for
show for show. We're getting that for show.
That's all. I wanted to say because I
completely glossed over it because it's not a gun media or
I'll Phonic property, but one thing that Dead by Daylight has
that I don't know any of the I'll Phonic games that did is
kind of like that, like your skill tree where you could
unlock different things. Oh yeah, you.
Know what I'm saying and so Friday the 13th we had some
stuff that we could unlock but not so much to like yeah, perks,
but not so much to like super build out a character and we
also didn't get like a weird, you know, pull a card from a
chess type of deal and get caveats to your character.
And that's one of the things that they showed in that PAX
thing where you know, you get these cards and it could be like
your leg is. In oh, somebody that's really
good at negotiating with NPC, so it's like 3 clicks and you've
got them on your side or. Yeah, start the match injured,
though is 1 and stuff like that, like that kind of stuff.
Again, every game will be different because it's going to
add an element of God damn it or, you know, unpredictability.
Yeah, and I love that. I love it.
Imagine you're like you start out hurt and then so that you're
slower at everything. You don't want to be slow.
I feel like I know half the answer.
So let's say we get all the different Myers from the
different films. You could be people who don't
know who you going to take. Who's going to be your go to
standard Michael? Oh, I'm part 6 all day.
I'm a I'm gonna be the weird guy and take part 4.
Yeah, I figured you before. Which, hey, guess what?
We're the same guy. George B Wilder.
Just had a few more cheeseburgers.
Yeah, hey, that's fine. I like a port about Michael.
Now, if you were to pick any human regular, you know,
survivor from the films to put in the game, who's your top?
We'll say 3, You have three people that you would want to
rotate between for the for the survivors, because I'm a like
franchise, Danny, I'm taking Annie for sure.
Grady. Is it Grady?
From 4. I always get his name.
I, I brought this up in the podcast.
Is it Grady? Is it Brady?
Because sometimes it feels like they're saying Grady.
Sometimes it feels like they're saying Brady, whatever that
guy's name. Is Grady.
Grady OK, I'm I'm I. Want to say it's Grady?
Yeah. Sounds cooler than a Brady.
Yeah, that's a bunch. But a bunch well, probably
couldn't be AI couldn't be Meeker, you know, Although that
would be the shit. Sheriff Meeker from 4:00.
I got AI Mean 4 has a lot of fun characters.
Oh, yeah. Say, would you want to be the,
the, the preacher? No.
Yeah. Or yeah.
Well, of course you got. You should have Bucky as an
option. Oh my God, yeah.
He's really he has the perk of restoring the power and to to to
a bits. If you cut the power to the to
the town, does an NPC electrical worker show?
If anybody's going to do it, it's going to be the folks that
are working on this. It's going to be the ones.
If we don't find a fucking white hard hat with the name Bucky on
it somewhere on the map, I'm going to be so disappointed.
What if you? What if you could be Earl?
No way, no how. You thought you said it was
Myers. I'd probably be what I want to.
Play is the radio DJ. Like I honestly, I don't want to
put the radio DJ in. From from fucking ends.
No from from curse. Oh, OK, yeah, I I was like, what
are you fucking talking about? You talking about Willie the kid
from Ends? Get the fuck out of here with
that shit. No, Darcy the Merrill.
Girl. Yeah, that's.
Line of security. Probably, you know, maybe bud
from Part 2. Oh yeah, the most bold man in
the whole franchise. I did also see that that there's
perks of drinking and smoking weed in the game.
I did see I saw footage of someone drinking.
I saw somebody that was lighting up and I keep, I keep thinking
because of how they're dressed that it's what's her name from
Friday the 13th? Oh yeah.
The biker gal we got, I can't remember.
Her name? Fox.
Fox Yes. I did.
See Fox is doing here smoking. If you find bottles or cans of
soda that boosts, that gives you health.
I did see you could throw. Somebody was carrying a baseball
and I saw somebody throw something, Michael.
Hit him in the fucking shoulder. It was so good.
Hey, asshole, over here, that's me.
That is me. That's what I'm doing.
That you know how I played Friday the 13th?
So I'm going to be the guy that is like, oh, save the NPCS, I'll
be right behind. You, Oh no, you if they put a
baseball bat in there too, we are going to set up where I'm
going to pitch the ball to you and you're going to try.
That's going to be we're here to save you.
All right, line up the pitch. Yeah, we're at the park.
Which? Foul tipped off Michael.
Which in that one, there's one clip where one of the characters
runs through a park and, like, under a jungle gym.
So, you know, there's a park. So yeah, we'll be hanging out at
that park. You'll be pitching me balls.
We'll be trying to hit home runs and break windows in the
neighborhood. I know you can dive too because
I saw a gameplay of a dude that did like just like Dead by
Daylight does like a leap through.
Like I would leap through a window kind of like he would on
Friday the 13th but damage yourself.
But he did it over like a hedge. Oh, nice little tuck.
And a little hole like barrel roll over a hedge and I'm like,
OK, but you're able to do that. You're able to run.
Also able to ride a bicycle, which is a really fun and that
makes sense, right 'cause. It's funny at the same time.
Yeah, but it's got it's, it's fast.
It's faster than walking, but obviously not.
Yeah, not as like OP as a car. But the thing about the car,
which I really like, especially since we're keeping in with
Halloween 1, Michael can get in and hide in the cars.
Now. They have not said if he can
drive a car, which I'm praying to God they don't let him drive
a car in the multiplayer because he would just, he would just be
running people over and it would take away, you know what I mean?
That'd be the first exploit I would do.
I'd just be like, fucking run them over if I can't, if I can't
warp into the light and grab a hold of them, I'll just chase
him down the road, you know? That's oh not and I was
initially on board, on board with what you're saying, but now
thinking of that I kind of want I wanted to be able to do that
once. I bet you he can in the
campaign. Yeah, for sure he's going to be
able to drive. I I like the idea of you
thinking a car is a safe space. So you, you know, you're fixing
the car and you go to leave and then it's dark in the back seat
so you can literally shape shift.
But, umm, but, or is that, I think that's what it's called,
Shape jump, shape jump right into the back of that car and
smoke them just like he smoked Danny.
And I think that adds a whole other level of unpredictability.
It was. Entirely going to be a couple of
people. I'll probably do that at least a
few times where I'm just going to sit in the back of this car
and just wait. Even if I just kill the one
person that's like, I haven't seen them the whole match and
then they're just going to try to take the car and then that's
what I'm going to get. I'm like, I'll bang.
I may just kill one person, but it's going to be a while.
Worth it? It's going to be clip worthy.
Turn that bitch into a short million views.
Here we come. My shorts will be a fly in.
Oh dude. Metaphorically and physically,
because I love recording my clips, putting them on my mini
YouTube channel, which I just put up gameplay shorts all the
time of. Either it's been Sniper Elite,
now it's been ready, ready or not, but.
Yeah, I plug that real quick. What is your YouTube channel?
So if people want the gameplay footage, I did want to bring up
a couple of things, man, Real life things.
It is Evil Deading 6128 and I've I've only got one regular video
was the first. It was like a test video I did
of us playing Friday the 13th. And then there's just been a
shit ton of shorts that I've put on there.
But I've been dabbling and going back to streaming on Twitch.
And then yeah, when I see something this is really good,
I'll go back and clip that shit and then I'll edit it and put it
up on the channel. Nice.
Yeah. So definitely follow him because
if, if I can't get gameplay figured out for this channel, it
will be it will be flying over to the evil to the evil dead
channel. There will be a ton of shorts
because like, like you said, you, you make shorts, you do a
lot of crazy sniper elite stuff and and ready or not stuff, but
there's going to be a lot of Halloween stuff coming.
So brace. Your oh, there will be that's
it's going to break at least one person's heart because he's very
much in the in the loving playing ready or not on our
Friday nights. And he might be the one lone
holdout to get the switched to Halloween.
But who knows? Maybe because everyone else is
doing it, maybe he'll, maybe we can peer pressure him and to
join in as well. I had a question I wanted to ask
you evil. This is on some some real life
shit is there? This is kind of a weird thing
that I have noticed or at least for me.
So I wanted to ask you because I don't think I've ever asked you
anything like this. Do you have like a, do you have
like a weird connection with some sort of random like
inanimate object in your house that is like this?
This is mine. I only like this like for
example. I will use this as an example.
We have a bunch of cups that we got their glass cups that are
horror movie themed cups that Walmart was selling one year.
And I have one that's all the Universal Monsters is on this
cup. And whenever I'm like, I want a
cup of water, like I go for that cup.
I'm like, this is my cup. That's just a weird thing.
It's like this one is mine. There's not like a, there's no
like rule that no one else can use it or whatever.
But like if I'm going to have a cup of beverage, that's the cup
I go for. And we have multiple, you know,
we have like a Chucky one, we have a Jason one, we have a
Freddy one now in real life. So my daughter has moved out and
my daughter had a tendency to pour dishes in her room like a
any typical fucking gross teenager.
And she also has like a weird fixation with like fidgeting
with things, picking at things. So I get this cup back and the
entire universal monster decal that that's like whatever it is,
however they put it on the glass is like picked almost almost
unrecognizable. It's like a weird, flat, matte,
gross thing now and it's like my wife is like just use the Freddy
1 and I'm like I I don't want to use a Freddy one.
This is you know what I mean? Like it's AI have like a weird
connection and I'm like, this is my cup.
I like this cup. They they're all the same, but
like so I didn't know if I'm alone in that or do you have?
Like it? But this one is mine.
Yeah, exactly. That's what I'm saying.
So I didn't know like, do you have something like that where
you're like, you know, this is my couch cushion, like this is
where I sit or, or this is my whatever.
I just didn't know if the if other people lived like that
because I do. I'm like, this is mine and I'm
sad that it's messed up. And now I got to wait until
Halloween and see if they, you know, reprint it and then buy
another one. Yeah, you're not alone.
I've got there's definitely a few things that kind of hit that
category. But if we're going to stick with
the same theme of food and beverage related, there is we
have many different types of bowls, glass and I have brought
over that I used to use back in the younger single days that
made its way over. But they're these just basic ass
plastic bowls that have like wear and tear inside the bowl.
Yeah, like where you've scraped and stuff.
Yeah. Yeah, where it's like a bit
frayed that you can definitely see, you know, unless you're
hardcore washing this for an hour and a half straight, you
can see some of the like lines from pasta.
Marinara will never go away, yeah.
Yeah, I only really like using those bowls for anything I'm
going to eat out of a bowl. Cereal, soup or chili.
And I have I can first three of them, OK, they're all dark blue.
And when the wife is serving something out of a bowl, I'll
take whatever bowl she gives me. But anytime it is up to me or
there's leftovers and I'm in charge of shit, if I don't have
one of those three bowls that it happens to be clean, I'm going
to clean it out out of the dishwasher and use it or I'm
just going to eat something else.
I just will not. I refuse to to use A to me it
feels all the other bowls feels smaller.
You know, they're the same size, they're smaller.
That's what I'm saying. When I use it in the microwave,
they're not scorching hot on the bottom.
There's a little bit of resistance to it.
I just like the grip and feel. Of these particular bowls, I'm
telling you and I I was saying like I I, I didn't know if I was
alone in that man, but I they're just certain things where you're
like, I don't we're literally Garth like I fear change.
This is mine. I like this.
Oh, I'm already, I'm already petrified that I just last year
got an Xbox X and I'm already seeing how people are like man,
you Can you believe we got to wait till 2027 to get the new
newest consoles? And I'm like Jesus Christ, can
we give this a good 5-10 years before we decide to jump into
another like a console? Like the PS2 era.
Like let that bitch breathe. Yeah, I saw, I saw somewhere
that that was ranked the best console of all time was the
PlayStation 2. Yeah, it lasted, but.
I was like, yeah, it did. And I'm also not a fan that the
the newest console, although it's going to be essentially APC
that you're buying that is a gaming console, but there's
those fuckers are going to be estimated like $1200.
Of course, why not system? Yeah.
And if that's the case, I would like to think that those will
last PlayStation 2, Xbox 360 level time frames.
But I know it's going to be like 3 years and I'm going to throw
out another 10. Yeah, that's how it's going to
be, man, because they know they got suckers on the line.
That's just yeah. And they got you both hook, line
and sinker. But this all day sucker is down
to his soggy white stick because I'm not going to be jumping off
until it's until there's just no options left at all.
I'm already 2 years behind on any WBE games.
I just stopped entirely there. I was like 2K24 like I'm going
to just hold right here. I'm not going to get the next
year's. I think we're.
Now we're already at 2K20. Yeah, now we're 2026.
And then fuckers are between 70 and $150.00 for the game and you
got to pay more if you want to. Just like what I do.
I don't really play online with folks.
I like just unlocking all the having all the guys unlock and
just making up my own shows. Yep, and just playing all my own
in my own head seasons. I have to pay extra money if I
want to be able to get all the roster guys that they have
available. Yeah, fuck that.
I've I've seen some videos about how the Monopoly that is the new
WWE game and I say nay to that. It's.
It's TKO, man. They're just they're pulling
every bit out they possibly can. I just saw, and I just saw you
were talking about suckers that'll pay for it.
They had a WrestleMania package where you pay, I know it was
$10,000 and you get like a you get to tour Cody Rhodes bus.
Yeah, it's RV. Yeah, I think I saw that too.
I was like, what the? Fuck, and that shit's sold out.
I was like you. You got to be ribbon man.
Yeah, you know he rents that motherfucker.
Just go to the damn place where he rents the RV and be like, I'm
thinking about buying one and climb up in that bitch and look
around and then go. I was just fucking around.
Yeah, play down straight while you're in there, have some
Wheatley American vodka and bleach your hair and you've had
the Cody Rhodes experience on an RV and I'm like, you gots to be
out, yo. Damn man.
People are man, people are marks, and that's literally
where that term comes from. They know.
That I just don't to go to go way further back you're talking
about we're talking to John Carpenter.
It is on my wish list. I do intend to get it.
It is like third in line right now on my wish list.
But his toxic commandos came out super recently and it started on
PC and I have a buddy that is APC gamer TA exclusively and I
shot that info over to him and he started playing when it was
beta testing and he's like this thing is amazing.
It's just a zombie game, yeah. It is just a zombie game, but
it's man fighting the hordes that like our World War Z level
style hordes. And he has those those skill
trees in there. Yeah, for your players and you
can customize stuff for vehicle and all that.
And he's had a told me he's had a blast playing that game.
So I was like, well, I will add it to my list, but it is
currently sitting behind, you know, it's not physically in
there yet. I will be acquiring the he man
like arcade game that's coming out at the end of next month.
That looks really good. It looks basically like they
took Golden Axe and he manified it.
Which I mean, Golden Axe is he man, essentially.
It is, but you just make it all. He man it like think that that
Ninja Turtles arcade game we really like playing, but just he
man stuff. And I was like, oh, I'm
definitely picking that up. I saw the Kevin Smith has a side
scroll and beat him up with. They do.
I just added that to my wish list.
It's like 20 bucks right now, but it's released a course on
4/20. It looks, it looks goofy and
I'll, I'll wait for that to be on a really big sale before I
pick it up like I want it, but I do not want to pay very much I
think. I think more people of like the
niche communities and and weird things like that need to do side
scroll beat em UPS. I I think that's.
Jesus, like I've told you that that Terminator 2D, no Fate game
I picked up, that is the arcade game that we we wished we would
have had in 1992. I can't wait for you to give
that a whirl and play that and see what you think that that was
super fun. That's why you'd have you'd have
fun just watching gameplay footage of that.
Yeah, it looks amazing, all the trailers and everything that I
saw, but I know even toxic crusaders like Trauma even did
got them and did a side scroll and beat them up.
So you have like Toxie and I forget all the side characters
that are on the toxic crusaders with them, but you know, it's
got all that the crazy 90s bright color cartoon because
that cartoon kicked ass. And so you have all those the
main baddies, the dude with the forearms and the gas mask thing.
But like Art the Clown got a side scroll on side scroller.
Killer game. I I looked at that, it didn't
get great reviews. Not a lot of people were huge
fans of it. So I didn't put that one in my
list. I did look at it and think about
it for a minute. But I, I do intend and it's out
now. Ironically, the maximum
collection, the X-Men series. So the, the X-Men game that you
played in the arcades, that's their it's, it's, it's 100% it's
the, the TMNT collection. Just X-Men, Yeah, Yeah.
The arcade game is their main focus and you can play online
with other folks. It's been, you know, brought up
to speed. Looks 1,000,000 bucks.
But they also have like, art galleries and music galleries.
You can look through like 5 or 6 other games that they have put
out over the years on NESSNES and Genesis, Maximum Carnage,
Silver Surfer, Captain America and The Avengers.
All these other older games are all in there as a part of a
collection, just like the TM Antique.
Nice. Yeah, I had.
That's only $24.00 right now. I had the Sega Genesis X-Men
game and I forget what the fuck. I think it was just called
X-Men. Yeah, it was just X-Men.
That was cool. Too.
Hard, Hard. All Sega games I feel, I mean,
when I was like 910 years old, I was just like, Jesus, these are
impossible, you know, but. Because we didn't have save
points back. We just, you know, you had three
lives and. And an afternoon.
And will. Yep, you couldn't come back an
hour or three hours or 12 days later and pick up where you left
off. You got to start from
scratching. I had something else I wanted to
bring up to you and before before we jump into like any of
your weird news stories and I just had this realization today.
So I I am also curious about your living situation and if
this happens to you. I came to the realization that
having a family is a lot like playing a game of Clue I and as
of now, since my daughter has moved out one, I have one less
suspect. You know what I'm saying?
Like I'm trying to solve the crimes.
I have one less suspect. This is.
This is trivial, but this is one of those things.
Like I say, so to make you feel a little better before you go,
before you can jump into this, I'll say my own personal mini
case of clue was who was leaving the goddamn toothpaste in the
sink after brushing their teeth and letting that shit get hard
and crust up and become a block. And I had 2 1/2 suspects.
Now I just have 1 and I know who's doing.
OK, see And then you can confront them and be like yo.
You did it in the bathroom with with the tooth.
And, and oddly enough, my crime is a bathroom crime.
So now long time listeners, they have to go way back.
You and I, we've we've discussed toilet paper habits and things
of this nature. I'm missing the middle rod thing
to my toilet paper deal. So the toilet paper always sits
on the sink, Yo, That's, that's where it lives.
It sits on the side of the sink. I'm pure white trash.
On the other side of the toilet is our trash can for our
bathroom. Somebody uses all the toilet
paper and then just leaves that fucking cardboard roll.
Sit. On the sink and then they'll get
another roll of toilet paper, but they'll leave that fucking
cardboard roll on the sink. My daughter's moved out, so as
of this morning, I'm getting ready for us to do the podcast.
I walk into the bathroom and there's a fucking toilet paper
roll sitting there. So I do what I need to do, you
know, brush my teeth, do all my hoop.
Laurie and I come out of the bathroom and my wife is sitting
there. And I said slowly whittling down
the suspects. I said, are you the one that's
doing this? And she was kind of playful, but
she was like, maybe whoever leaves it there is just so busy
they don't have time to throw it away.
And I'm like, yeah, but they got time to grab another roll of
toilet paper and sit it there. So I'm leaning towards it's my
wife. But I was like, I hate that.
Don't do that. So I'm.
This. I always thought it was Jasmine,
to be honest with you. I always thought it was my
daughter. This is where we are, folks.
We're bitching about toothpaste and toilet paper in our 40s.
Hey, we're in between seasons. There's nothing more.
This is the epitome of Dad podcast right here.
Yeah, Dad podcast. Baby, it doesn't get anymore.
Good God, this is where we are. I'm but in in that's some real
life shit, dude. Some real life.
Frustrating that I would I it totally gives me motivation and
like we should just abandoned the whole horror movie and movie
concept in general and just complain about life just.
Being be a morning show like like.
Therapy. We have a local morning show
that's out of Omaha, Todd and Tyler.
And oddly enough, they have another guy with them, which the
show is called Todd and Tyler, but they have another guy with
them. And I went to, I went to school
with him and he's like their, he's their sidekick.
And but all their episodes are just pretty much explaining life
and all the bullshit they go through.
And I enjoy listening to them quite a bit.
But I have a weird a weird thing that happened to me the other
day that I I want to bring up now.
This is what these off shows are going to be.
You know, they're just, we're just going to title them dead
therapy. Dead therapy.
Well, and this is This one's weird.
This is an odd thing to me. So I'm new to Reddit, but I have
read it and I'm in a couple of Reddit deals and one of the
reddits that I frequently post in is a Juggalo subreddits.
Yeah, as a subreddit. One of the subreddits that I
post in is a Juggalo subreddit. It's just called Juggalo or
Juggalos. And I opened up Reddit the other
day and I'm, you know, scrolling my feed, as it were, and there's
a picture of a guy that he's just posted like, hey, I just
got off work. I just wanted to say what up.
And, you know, gearing up for the weekend.
And he had a soda in his hand. And yes, it was a Faygo.
But this guy, he had this goofy looking smile on his face and he
was wearing sunglasses. I scrolled right past it, but
then I stopped. I had to do a double take.
It looked exactly like Irv. It looked exactly like my friend
that passed away. I stopped.
I scrolled back up. I stared at this fucking
picture. It was like it was so weird,
dude. It was like a new picture of
him. You know what I mean?
Like it was so spot on and it broke me because it was like it
was like he was alive and he posted that.
So I had to comment on there and be like, hey, this.
This really caught me off guard. You look exactly like my friend,
no offense, like you even have the same goofy fucking smile and
everything. And like it was just it was nice
to see this, you know? So thank you.
Thank you for posting this. I showed the picture to Megan
and I showed the picture to Tyson and they were like, wow,
that's crazy, dude, like madness.
So that's something that just a weird thing that happened to me.
So since you're new to Reddit I looked under juggalo communities
so other subreddits that you might want to be interested in
joining are. So we have juggalo, juggalettes
and SFW for that one. Juggalos to juggalo love Juggalo
iceberg Juggalo life LYFE Juggalo to juggalo today Juggalo
day juggalo under score views juggalo memes juggalo Reddit
wicked juggalo juggalos for justice.
Damn. Juggalo LGBTQ juggalo gathering
insane cringe posse that one is interest might look at that one.
Juggalo wrestling The Juggalo family Juggalo Drag I.
Mean Juggalo Wrestling and Juggalo.
I believe Juggalo I think is the biggest one.
But I'm, I'm new to Reddit, so I'm trying to figure everything
out and then I'm in like some podcasting groups and I'm in
some horror movie groups and everybody has weird rules about
like, you know? Oh, moderator rules, yeah.
Like promoting or whatever. So it's tricky, but I'm trying
to get us more on Reddit. That's why you just don't say
it's you. You say I saw this and thought
it fit here. Yeah, so anybody listening, post
our stuff on Reddit. I am currently, let's see, I'm
in a a battle with the wife right now on there's an
achievements page for Reddit. Oh yeah, she does a lot more
like I do. I'm more or less will lurk.
I barely post stuff on there, but she's a big poster so she's
in a lot of the building communities and exploration.
Like I know they have an exploration for banana links.
Like you've scrolled enough so many pages that it's this many
banana links long. I'm currently I think 100,000
bananas, actually 123,238 five 100,000 bananas for banana
Legend. What I am, I don't.
Know what any of that means? They have a streak thing.
So if you're on Reddit and you engage by uploading,
downloading, commenting, whatever, there's a streak for
that. There's starts courses.
Oh, it's, you know, a weak streak. 10 days, 20 days, 50
days, 75100 and just goes up from there.
I'm currently on 632 for 700 days in a row.
There's three other ones to get to.
There's the contributing for two years straight.
There's one called Grass Toucher that's 800 days in a row.
Damn. And then the infamous no one's
unlocked this yet. It's legendary.
The Thousand Day Streak Tribute to Reddit for 1000 days as a As
the most adventurous travelers approach this milestone, more of
the story will be revealed. Even social media has fucking
achievements. Yeah, I'm almost the 700 for
Reddit. That's actually on my second, my
second username when I used to have Reddit as fun as an app and
I had a different username there, but I couldn't figure out
what my password or whatever it was, so I had to make another
fucking profile. A few years ago when I had to
switch to this basic Reddit because Reddit, this one got
shut down. We had one of the only like
achievement or streaks or whatever you and I combined
because we talk every day on Snapchat.
Our shit was in the like. Like 4.
It was it was. It's been every day since like
2000. Yeah, it was like 1012. 100,000
or 4000, it was a I think it may have been 4000 because it was
like since 2020, yeah. It was like a crazy number.
And then I got that flu right, right after Christmas or
whatever it was. Yeah.
And I was so fucked up and sick that I slept for like 2 days and
then like 1. There's like.
It gives you one chance to like. Fixed the streak one day.
And then I fixed it one day and then I stayed sick for like 3 or
4 days and then we lost our streak.
So now we're on like whatever, 20 days or 40 days maybe, and
then like. Oh.
Yeah. 27 days. Yeah, like son of a bitch.
And, and that's just a stupid thing, but it was like, it was
our thing. You know what I mean?
It's like we talk every day. Here's proof that we literally
talk every day no matter what. Like, like life is getting in
the way and fucking everything is whatever.
Like we got all kinds of shit we're dealing with.
We're still going to find a way to be like, I'm doing this,
whatever, just touch base right quick.
And yeah, I got super fucking sick and it ruined everything.
It was had about a week of time where we both got this bogged
down with thing. I'm telling you dude, that
Influenza 2 or whatever the sequel that I got, they said it
was worse than COVID and I believe it because I was fucked.
Up bad. That might be what they're
talking about now, like the they're basically calling it
COVID the sequel, but it's coming.
It's been hit in like 25 States and it's like a showing that it
doesn't show any signs of slowing down with the vaccines,
like it's immune to vaccines. I'm immune, man.
Well, now that I've got it once, maybe I won't get it again, but
I. For six months.
Here's how I know that it was bad because my son is
invincible. My son, if he gets sick, he's
still himself, still running around.
He still be like I'm, I'm sick, my nose is running, I'm going to
run 6 miles or whatever, you know what I mean?
Like he's still like in the game, in the mix.
He got sick first and he was like, I do, I can't get out of
bed. Like I do not feel right.
We went to the doctor. They looked, looked, they did
like the swabs. They're like, you got influenza
B take all this medicine, don't move.
I'm just sleep, just rest. And and he did.
He wouldn't even talk. He had like a notebook and he'd
just be like, need food, you know what I mean?
Whatever. He'd write shit down and he'd
just like if he came. Downstairs like he'd.
Like crawl down the steps like no, no gusto.
And I was like, shit. I had my that where I I didn't
quite have that, but I did. It did have a bout where I did
have the sores throat I've ever had in my entire life.
Like nothing was relief. And drinking honey syrup.
Oh, I would super trooper that shit.
I'd be chugging a syrup just to get like just the constant, not
even, you know, like, you know, occasionally if you got a sore
throat and you know, flu like symptoms, if you sleep for a few
hours and you're, you know, through your mouth and shit, you
wake up and it's like really kind of tender and sore and
you're like, oh, if I just get a drink of water, I'll feel
better. Just imagine that, but non-stop
and nothing was really good. I would, I went and got some of
that throat spray just to try to get some relief and it would
work for a couple minutes and it'd be back to it again.
Just take. The lid off and drink it, gargle
with it. Yeah, I've never had a sore.
It's weird to be like a sore throat really fucked me up, but
that sore throat fucked me up. Imagine being a giraffe with a
sore throat. God damn it.
Anyway, dude, I'm telling you, you probably did have it because
it. Was just all in my head though,
I didn't feel bad, like from the neck down I was fine but it was
all just a sore throat and my sinus.
This shit screwed up my equilibrium and everything dude.
Like I was, I was. Hurting it didn't have all that.
That was all just in the in the noggin.
Well, yeah, like you said, maybe you just got like a slight
variation of it and it it didn't fully sink its fangs in you got.
You got the Metallica CDI, got the cover band that sells their
shit in the parking lot after I could Metallica show.
Yeah, we're what? What is Diver Down Van Halen
cover band? Yeah, tribute band.
And we only play Van Halens.
So Speaking of outbreaks. Oh, they're going to be like,
you hear, hear what's going on with Twisted Sister?
Speaking of Dee Snyder. Oh yeah, he's in bad shape.
He can't go on tour. Well, I mean also he's.
Not he's not in bad shape, he's just in his 70s and he's like,
dude, I'm ready to retire and enjoy retirement life with the
family. Yeah, apparently the band's
like, fuck that. We still want to keep playing.
So they brought in Sebastian Bach to play Twisted Sister, and
I'm like, I, I want to hear that.
But I. Don't.
I mean, I want to catch the train wreck videos.
It's kind of like when ACDC was still touring and you've seen
that video of ACDC and they're like, they suck ass live.
ACDCI would probably have sunny vision for like no matter how
shitty it it really it is in real life, I'm still going to
see Sunny from 1997. Yeah, it's just it's rough.
I'm. Going to have goggles on my I'm
going to have ear goggles on. I saw the footage and I was
like, man, just sit down in a rocking chair and have some
fucking lemonade, bro. Just chill.
But Speaking of the, you know, influenza or, or whatever the
outbreak, I think I told you that I, I finally did.
I got to primate. I watched Primate yesterday or
the day before because it's on, it's on Paramount Plus and one
of our last podcasts before we took our break.
I told you that I saw the trailer for it and it looked
really good. So I just give you a quick
verdict. It is it's Cujo with a
chimpanzee and it's terrifying. So it's a little like Shakma,
which I really love Shakma from the 80s, but it's boy, they were
like, hey, let's get that John Carpenter synth wave score.
So they got a crazy cool synth wave score.
They got a really cool setting because it's in Hawaii and it's
it's really, really fun. I'm going to buy it on Blu-ray.
It was so fun. But it's dumb, dude.
It is dumb, but in the best way. It's one of those movies where
you're like every single one of these people.
They're making decisions that make zero sense, zero sense.
But as long as that chimpanzee kills them, I don't give a fuck.
And that's they, they pull a Cujo on you.
So here's the setup. Rabies makes like animals like
afraid of water. They get agitated when they're
around water. That's one of the things, so
they all to get away from the chimp, they jump into the pool.
So this chimp is like circling the pool, which is very, it's
Cujo, you know, except they were in a car.
So you literally have your Cujo set up and then they have to try
and get out of this pool. Sounds like the finale of It
Follows, yeah? They got to get out of this pool
and get away from this chimpanzee or fight off this
chimpanzee. And right, It's so stupid, but
it's so rad at the same time. I don't like if you like Cujo,
but you want it to not be so heavy, you know, I mean, it's
'cause it's, it is Cujo, but it's like.
It's the return of the living dead of, of, of.
Radiating. There you go.
That's perfect. It's it's it's fun and it's gory
as fuck, dude. Some really nice practical gore,
some kind of iffy CG here and there, but the the chimpanzee
total is a total sell. It looks awesome.
Awesome. I think they got like a a tiny
person or whatever you want to say in a suit.
I don't know what the proper terminology is.
They got a little guy to be in a suit and.
Then a little person. Yeah, there you go.
A little person, Vern. Well, it's not Vern Troyer,
that's for sure. But but it's really good, dude.
And I I don't know if you've seen the trailer for it yet, but
you should definitely check out the trailer.
I'll give it a whirl. I've been acquiring new cinema,
I've just not had been watching too much of the new cinema.
Like I did pick up Predator Badlands, that's the probably
the only new one I picked up and actually watched.
You watched it? I did you.
Throw it out your window. No, I actually really like
predator Badlands. I'll put it right there with the
predator, Predator 2, Predator Badlands and then pray.
Get the fuck out of here. Get the fuck out of here.
Saying it's better than prey. Badlands can suck a fart
straight out of my ass. Holy God some angsty pussy
teenage predator. I was fine with it.
Well, he is a Disney character now.
I I don't need, yeah, it's fucking Pocahontas.
I don't need it. That's.
But I. So my buddy Kyle messaged me and
he was like, dude, I think he really liked Badlands too.
And he's like, I I I think, you know, we need more stuff like
that. And I was like, no, I don't
there. He's a monster.
I don't like OK, so let's say they did that with Alien.
Like I don't need a fucking Mama queen Alien dropping off its
xenomorph baby, you know, packing it a lunch.
And you know I don't need it with a hat on sideways and
telling stupid jokes and like I. Don't.
I don't. Want any of that humanity?
I don't want any of that personality in my predators.
I did listen to a a review of the movie and they did bring up
an aspect that I was like, you know what?
That's that's the smart route to go and it does show.
The difference is the folks that made Badlands realize the
Predator is their Arnold Schwarz.
There is no point in making a movie where the thing people are
there to see is barely there or there is the, you know, the
villain. Everyone is there to see the
Predator, except they want to see him as a villain.
But to make the Predator be the star, make him the Arnold
Schwarzenegger of the film is why it is what made it
successful. Nobody's interested.
They've tried this. There be of a few other Predator
movies they've tried to make and they have OK aspects, but
they've done that concept where it's a group of people in trying
to bring in actors they like, hey, you know these people, you
think they're funny. You see, you see this guy as the
Punisher, he was fun and have them take on this take on these
Predators. And it's still, this is like,
that's because what do they want?
They want to see the predator make a predator of the star.
Then it's there you go. That's the way to do it.
That's the aspect that makes it successful.
I disagree because I mean. What needs to stop was armors.
Ain't going to disagree with you though, Sir.
That's just because Disney. But I mean, you can go see it
and spend your money, but then be disappointed because like the
Predator garbage and it was garbage because the script was
garbage. Predators actually kicks ass.
That's a Rodriguez, That's a good cast.
That movie fucking nailed it. We.
Don't.
I've never had a motivation to watch it again.
It's. Awesome, but like you don't need
case in point would be Freddie and Jason.
Like look at the diminishing returns of when they were like,
you know what? People are only here to see
Freddie. So you know, make him the
forefront. Who cares about everything else?
Make him a little more goofy, make him whatever.
And then like they just dip in quality.
We the predator is a monster. The predator is the bad guy.
No one wants to get to know him. We want we want good characters
that he's up against. It's a it's a slasher formula
with muscles. It is, but is he really the bad
guy, though? He doesn't kill unarmed.
He doesn't kill pregnant women, doesn't go after anyone that
isn't, you know, worthy of a fight.
He is a big game hunter. They do have an honor system
code that's even established in the first movie.
Yeah, so and is he really? He doesn't really do anything
different from there that he's doing in this new movie.
It's still, even though the the blood isn't red, don't have any
skin corpses. CGI pussy in APG 13 movie man
what you know just. As brutal in that as he is in
the other movies. I disagree.
And I, I, you know, and we brought this up before,
audiences always say we want something different.
We want something different. And then you give them something
different and they don't like it because they don't.
We want Predator, we want the OG Predator just repackaged and
repackaged properly. And that's why Predators did
good. And that's why it is good,
because it is just Predator repackaged for the 2000s crowd.
You. You don't really.
I haven't watched it yet, but it is another movie I read, a movie
I've acquired, and I'm curious if you got to it yet.
I probably imagine that otherwise I would have heard
about it, but the The Running Man is 1 I picked up recently I
have not gotten to. It I've had.
As a badger, me as well as Anaconda.
I've walked past Anaconda. I'm not buying that.
I am not. Buying.
Anaconda. I stuck the knife in your backs
there. I looked and saw they had bold
Anaconda and good boy and I was like you know what, I want to
try Anaconda first. I mean, you know, you're in the
mood for something fun, something light.
Good boy is not light, but Good boy is perfection 100.
Percent. I will acquire it eventually,
but. If I had the digital.
Code go through. If I would have had the digital
code, you would have had it, but it did not come with a digital
code, which is kind of a bummer. But good boy is rad, especially
with the special features because they show you it's a
husband and wife and their dog. And obviously their dog did not
is not like a trained actor dog. It's just a dog that didn't know
it was in a movie. So they, it took them, they say,
2 years to film this movie because it was just them,
because they couldn't have. 14 dog years.
They couldn't have extra. Crew and whatever because it
would distract the dog. So it was just husband and wife
doing everything and it's a very isolated, haunting movie, but
it's all from the dog's perspective and it's crazy low
budget. So there's a few things that
don't look super great. They're like flash in the pan
real quick, like a broken window.
They have a dog jump through a window and 1 angle looks really
good. And then another angle it's CGI
glass because they couldn't have the dog jump through a window.
So that's the only that's literally the only shot.
And it's like 3 seconds and you go, ah, that's a little rough,
you know? But again, it's a movie made on
like a tape head ass budget. So you're like, I commend you.
Really good. I'll let it slide.
Yeah, you got to let something like that slide.
But I'm, I'm really curious what you think of the movie when you
finally do watch it. Because we're pet people, you
know, and having having companions and it's just, it's a
really kind of like an unfortunate story, but told from
a dog's perspective. And again, like, like we said,
with in a violent nature, it's like, why why didn't we just
think about putting the camera behind the killer before?
Why didn't we think about just putting the camera behind the
dog or only on the dog? It's taken this long, however
long movies have existed and we we nailed it.
They nailed it. Well, somebody had to
eventually. I did order a movie, 2 movies
and one of them will be here today and then the other one is
going to be here in like 4 or five days.
Megan really wanted to see I think it's called beneath the
Silver Lake or under the Silver Lake or something.
And it has it has to do with like I'm pretty sure it has to
do with like Hollywood elites and like weird secret societies.
And it's one of them conspiracy theory ass movies.
You know that she's she's into. And then the other movie that
we'll get here today is called off ramp that I ordered that
I've been wanting to see for a while.
And so I'm, I'm probably going to be watching that whence we
commence recording if it has shown up in the mail.
So I'm pretty excited. I am imagining that me and my
youngest will be going to see Super Mario World when it comes
out because we saw the previous one in the theater.
Yeah, you're gonna go see it in that bomb ass monster theater.
We'll probably try to do the 4D showing again, because then you
have to be only, you have to be so tall to get into that.
So that eliminates all the little, little kids from being
in the theater with us. I like that.
So that was the smart route to go for.
That is that so the seats don't crush them and kill them.
Yeah, because them seats are moving and blowing air and shit.
Like, yeah, you got to be, you got to be of a certain age and
height to make it into that. Theater must be this tall to
watch. I love it.
Yeah, you you do man, you fucking do.
You send them things and you'll find out ejector seats eject
osito cuz. And then because it's coming out
like 5 or 6 days before my birthday.
And so I decided, well, I guess I'm going to do that for my
birthday. I'm going to go.
I ordered me up a shirt a cheap ass he man shirt bore like made
in 83 just like me, and I'm going to wear that shit to the
theater and and either the 4D or the three story screen.
Yes, one or the other. And I'm going to spend turning
43 watching the new Master of the Universe, which I think
looks pretty good. Looks pretty solid, can't front.
Not a fan of Jared Leto but he can't see his face is Skeletor
so I'll take it. That's what I'm saying.
Christel does man in arms. I'm like that's great, that's
fucking great. Do the plays he man pulls off
from the trailers in in my opinion, pulls off the dual look
you I mean you either most of the time you either have
somebody that's really good at playing Bruce Wayne but not
great at Batman or really good at Batman and they're kind of
and I'm Bruce Wayne. This guy to me, really pulls off
the just pushover, lackadaisical, goofy Prince
Adam. Yeah, his everyday life on
Earth. But I like the head to include
Earth in some shape or form. Right?
Just like the last movie. But once he is he man, he just
transforms into fucking he man to me.
I will say this, the one, that's the one aspect and I'm never
going to be happy with that though, you know what I mean?
Like the one aspect is when he's he man, he needs, he should have
been way more jacked. But I have, you know, we come
from the era of Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger and and
one of them was literally, yeah, one of them was literally Mr.
Universe. Like you.
You have to be an absolute freak to be that big.
But I just have that in my head of like he man and the the
action figures and the cartoon of like, shouldn't his biceps be
like fucking 28 inches? Shouldn't they?
You know what I mean? But like he looks good.
I can't, I'm not going to dis on it 'cause he's a Jack dude.
But it's like he's not, he's not an action figure come to life.
Go bigger. Yeah, like what's his name in
the Double Dragon movie when he turned the.
Original you gave that guy lines.
Yeah, even Dolph is too small, you know, to be he man.
He was awesome though. I can't front.
But I hope he has cameo somewhere in this.
Oh, I'm sure. I hope Franklin Angela is too.
He told you to go back. I shit, I've been waiting for
since 1987 for his ass to come back.
I hope that's a post credit scene.
He comes back up, I'm back. Yes, I was just going to, I was
going to say I hope he's just like the boss of of Adam when
he's on Earth. And hopefully he says that shit
like, oh, I heard he was on vacation.
I'm back. Where's your mother, Mr. Brauer?
Where's your father? Mr. Brauer did not touch
murderer. Yeah.
Murderer. Master.
Fucking brain scan reference deep cut.
Speaking of Highlander, dude, Speaking of theaters, you and I,
I don't think we've talked about this, which is weird.
Why we haven't the new Scary Movie?
Let's fucking go. Did you see the?
Trailer for it. I've seen bits of the trailers,
but I really kind of jumped off after two.
I thought after the Exorcist sequence in Part 2, it kind of
started to slip. And then then the, you know, the
Naked Gun guys took it over and I was like, that should still be
good. And then 345, I was like, yeah,
they started just turning into epic movie, date movie.
Yeah, well, whatever the fuck it is.
I was like, even if they're they're doing that thing, we're
bringing the originals back. It's a weigh insurance
production again. And I'm like.
Weigh insurance are not going to fuck it up, and weigh insurance
have already. The new generation is irritated.
They're already complaining like they want it.
They want Scary Movie 6 cancelled because it's so
offensive. The trailer's offensive and that
just takes me back 20 years to go on.
Yeah, they, they've always pushed the envelope.
That's why Scary Movie three and four and five.
And, you know, they're, they're not as good because they don't
have that. I mean, they have potty humor,
but they don't have that. That weigh insurance.
A little bit of social commentary stuck in there, that
Rusty Cundy. Tales from the Hood.
Those equals. Well, yeah, but he yeah, I'm
talking about OG Tales from the Hood.
Like let me say something but. Details from the hood is
phenomenal, one of the greatest ever and you wouldn't think it
with the poster and title. Like kind of like RoboCop?
Like that shouldn't work. But it does.
Then you get, then you get to
the sequel and it's like, oh, these are fucking.
Yeah, RoboCop 2-3 remake, but I'm telling you man, I.
Haven't watched the remake but I do own the remake.
I I gave it one go, not a fan, but this Scary Movie 6 I'm so on
board. You know, horror is in a weird
place again, just like it was in the IT.
Lives in a weird place. In the 2000s, in the early 2000s
when Scary Movie came out and it just was perfect.
It was a perfect commentary on everybody just wishing they were
Scream ripping off Scream and that whole the metal horror.
And now we're like in this weird gore for the sake of gore.
So they're they're going after Terra Fire, they're going after
Megan, they're going after everything.
And I'm excited. I'm so fucking excited dude.
And I'm here just like I'm waiting for Elm Street to get
its wind again. Where's my Elm Street movie
coming? When's my Elm Street game
coming? One of these days, man.
It's about, it's got to be coming up.
It's about the only goddamn thing left.
We've gotten Jason, we've gotten Meyer, we've had Texas Chainsaw,
we've had Evil Dead. And I'm still sitting there
like, you know, Elm Street's my jam.
I'm waiting for that shit to get its renaissance.
Yeah, I don't know when I I think if.
If so, here's my hope, because we've gotten news little tidbits
here and there that Friday the 13th TV series is filming.
It's happening. We've we've seen active
screenshots they've so we know that it is in production.
Here's the hope it picks up steam that that series does
well, we get an Elm Street series.
I think that that's, you know, if, if they're going to try and
breathe life into it, they, they're going to look back at
the playbook and go, well, that that reboot with Jackie Earl
Haley did not do us any favors. So Friday the 13th TV series is
doing good. What if we adapt Elm Street into
that type of format? We get us, we get a whole series
of the Springwood Slasher, at least a first season of a
Springwood Slasher, and then we can move into Freddy territory
if we want. If it does good.
But if it doesn't do good, we at least get one season of
Springwood Slasher ending on him getting burnt, which would
fucking kick ass and I think we'd.
Be that was the hopes we had when the Friday the 13th game
hit was all right. Elm Street should be around the
corner. Yeah, well.
Let's 10 years later or. Yeah, let's just see, man. 16
years later, if you're talking the 2010 movie, like still
waiting on those. Yeah.
Well, I mean, we'll see. So that's.
All we can do. That's my hope.
Yeah. Fingers crossed, yeah.
Would you? Like a little bit of bizarre and
weird news I've required to wrap things up on today's Ketchum Up.
Yeah. Sure, let's let's take a look at
what the fuck is going on. What the fuck is going?
We have an urban Mountain Lion residence in San Francisco's
Pacific Heights. Were surprised by a 77 LB
Mountain Lion roaming the neighborhood.
OK, just just roaming around. Like, is that a giant dog?
That's a big fucking lion. Yeah, no.
Urban Lion. We have mountain lions around us
sometimes. Yeah, area the new record
breaker we talked about the 234 Michael Myers in Boston.
In Japan, there's a record 230 people that have been killed or
injured by bears since April 2025.
That is a lot of bear deaths. In a year?
One year. What are you doing?
Black bears are responsible for most of the attacks as they
enter town. The Black Bears and has entered
the town. So you don't want to live on the
town border? Yeah, Or at least get a big ass
fence. I don't have to tell you where
this where this is. Well, it's in the tight, it's in
the story, but it's like nothing more America, nothing more
Florida than this story. Toilet Lawsuit Michael Green is
suing an Outback Steakhouse in Ocala, FL, after the toilet in
the handicapped stall shattered beneath him.
What are these chairs made out of?
Steel. I'm fucking fat.
Are you dude. I draw the line.
I OK, those are, those are engineered.
They are. They are crafted.
If if you're shattering a toilet, it's time to fucking put
down the pizza dog. Yeah, when we after when it's
going to be money conscious to put in like prison style toilets
or just yeah, metal hole in the ground.
What are these people doing in these bathrooms?
Yeah, that's some one man one jar type shit too 'cause if it
shatters underneath you, it's porcelain.
That's not going to be real. Good on you.
Those toilets, the ones in like restaurants and, you know,
department stores and stuff, those aren't like toilets at
home. Those are things that are
fucking anchored into the wall and really a vow.
Woosh, you could fucking drop A10 pounder in there and it's
going. To handle it just fine.
They they are meant for abuse. Yeah, you can flush whole
janitor. Set the keys down in
motherfuckers. Whole rotisserie chickens, yeah.
Yeah, we should. That should be its own wheel.
We're going to go to Sam's Club and drop rope mini rotisserie
chickens in the toilet on me before we clog it. 1233
rotisserie chickens. I'm assuming this happens a lot.
1 of the reasons why it sounds like a cool idea, but I'll
probably never have the nerve or money to do it.
Skydiving mishap a skydiver in an unspecified location doesn't
make it any less terrifying. There could be.
He could be next door to you. That's right.
Maybe he lived next door to you. He became entangled on an
airplane's tail, forcing them to dangle 15,000 feet in the air.
No that. Coincides super nicely with your
Danny Hassle interview where he was talking about.
Clipping the door on the way out, yeah.
Yeah, it'd be an upside down and spiralling of like.
Dude, all I could think of when he was telling me that story was
Arnold an eraser. Like, oh dude, that's actively
like I was picturing it and I was like, this is that's not
good. That's not good.
Well, that's not good. No.
OK, here's the the big story of the fucking week and the wife
and I are having a debate slash bet if this will be the most bug
nut story of the year or not. I think there's going to be
something that's going to come out that's going to top, but
this is pretty, pretty, pretty fucking out there.
Dayton Weber. Have you heard of this guy's
name? I have not heard this name.
This. You will hear this put to him
constantly with his profession. Dayton Weber, a 27 year old
quadriplegic professional cornhole player.
This is a dude who has four nubs.
He has nothing like a little bit past the shoulder on his arms
and well at. Least he's not playing a sport.
He was arrested this past week. You can see his mug shot
smirking. He was arrested for allegedly
shooting a man during an argument while driving a Tesla.
Had two other people apparently in the car with him and he asked
them to get the body out of the car.
They took off running. Somehow this quadriplegic man
who shot a dude in his car, disposed of the body on a random
person's front lawn, took off, was apprehended later, but has
YouTube channels where he's firing crossbows and you see him
with his little nub firing a pistol.
Where or how you watch or read about this gentleman?
You will hear every single time how he is a cornhole champion.
I don't know why that's relevant to the story.
You could, it makes him super rad.
Because he can throw a fucking bean.
Bag with his little nub. It's just the crime in and of.
Itself is a mind bog. So when, yeah, when you started
describing it, I was like, so as Tesla was self driving.
And then I was picturing him doing a drive by, which still I
don't understand how he's firing a gun out of window.
But he killed someone who was in his passenger seat of his car.
Yeah. And there is reports that this
this came in last night lying in bed.
The wife leaned over as she does and I cruised cruising through
it or her subreddits. And that there was an interview
with his ex-girlfriend because of course he has an ex that
heard the story and said doesn't surprise me.
Yeah, he was going to shoot somebody someday.
So that leads me to think. That he's a abusive
quadriplegic. Headbutt all day who murders
people in his front? Seat and then somehow throws I
like. Did he just have the?
Car like, was he like open the passenger door and it's like
taking sharp turns and what the fuck is up with the family that
goes out to get the morning mail and there's a corpse in the
front? Yeah, there's a lot of lot of
head scratching things happening in this.
Story that is like you. It is right there at like a
weekly World News level. Title it it really is, because
it's like a Pelegic cornhole champion murderer.
With a gun. Whilst driving and you can see
YouTube videos. Of him firing the guns and the
cross like I'm going hunting today.
Like I don't know what the fuck for but OK.
Hunting for some new arms and legs maybe?
Jesus. They sweeping the nation,
apparently, and I've. Just been living under a rock,
That's why I was like you. Know this is so widespread I bet
he there's a chance he's. Heard of it, but I but I know
him pretty well. There's a also a pretty damn
good chance he has not. So yeah, this is been everywhere
people talking the. The thing about me?
Is I really try hard I. Go out of my way to not know
anything like which sounds like, you know, ignorance is bliss,
man. And I'm already like kind of a a
teeter on the borders of depression a lot.
So if I live in my own little world where I don't pay
attention to news headlines or. Politics and things of that
nature. I'm a lot happier, but I'm glad
when shit like this gets brought to my attention because this,
this puts a smile on my face and now I'm just.
Waiting for the. All the true crime channels that
I watch to actually cover this in in great detail.
Oh, it is a matter of minutes. I wait for the.
Lifetime movie We. Got to find a paraplegic actor
to play this guy. It was, it was funny because of
like literally the next day we were watching.
Return of the living dead. And was that?
That quadriplegic of eating the paramedics brain and like, all I
can think of is this. That's a coronal champion,
right? Yeah, yeah.
Look at how nimble he moves on the rainy.
Hill Yeah. It will never not be funny.
You will. I almost guarantee.
Now that you, now that it's been.
Verbalized and it's somewhere in your house a device has been
listening it's going to pop up in your YouTube recommendations
day quadriplegic killer. My phone's sitting right over
there and obviously we're on our microphones and we're attached
to a computer, so. But yeah, that's bananas, as the
kids say. I don't.
I think the kids say bananas. I don't know.
That's madness. That's one of the two biggest
stories going on right now. That's that's.
An out there one, the other one that I just saw the other night
that apparently I wasn't a really aware of but is another
big story is I don't know why people decided Houston was the
place to go to for spring break, but there has been talks of a
good like maybe 3 million. People that.
Flocked to Houston, TX for spring break and record numbers
of STD's are coming back with people.
They're saying like a good in a week the the guesstimation is
like 42,000 people with new STD's.
You know what they say, ranging all the way from, I think, HIV.
Like a 17%. Increase to gonorrhea and herpes
being like 79% They say spring break forever so if you got.
You now it is forever. Herpes are forever.
Just grow your pubes out. How was this like?
Why of anywhere I was like. Houston I, I mean, it's warm.
Go somewhere warm. But I was like.
I would think like somewhere where the beach, yeah, somewhere
in. Yeah.
I would think, you know, somewhere in Florida, Florida's,
it's become more of like. The meth.
Meth, old person, cesspool of the world.
And it didn't have the, it doesn't have the glamour I felt
it did in the late 80s. Oh, yeah.
Well, the cocaine glamour, yeah, could be, yeah.
I don't know, Florida. To me used to seem like the
vacation place. To be like, there was Hawaii and
then there was Florida, Yeah. You couldn't go to Hawaii, you'd
go to Florida. And you kind of yeah, it's the
same, except you don't get beat up by local.
I mean you probably do get beat up by locals now in.
Florida or you know, then there's like the Jersey Shore,
you know, something like that, but it's like.
It's right there with like in the movie Yes Man, where he's
like, yeah, I can't imagine a fun filled vacation in Lincoln,
NE Hey, Lincoln's not so bad. No Lincoln.
'S fine, but I'm just as puzzled like.
By that by by. That is just as weird to me as
Houston. Yeah, for a spring break.
Oh, hey, like, nowhere in Texas to me seems like that's the
place to be for spring break. So by the time this comes out, I
don't know when I'll drop it because I'll probably edit it
tomorrow. Whatever it doesn't.
Matter, but this is inside insider tidbit for you.
So first of all #1 my wife went to a tattoo convention yesterday
randomly. Robert Mukes was there.
So she met Robert Mukes, got his autograph.
You know what's funny? She didn't realize he wasn't in
Devil's Rejects. So she was like, I like Devil's
Rejects better because she thought he was Rufus in both
movies. And I was like, remember, they
replaced him with Tyler Mane, a bigger guy.
But either way, that's besides the point.
We are very close with the people who.
Run the veliska. Axe Murder House My wife's
cousin used to be the person who ran it.
Now he's on the He's on one of those bonus features for.
A movie talking, isn't he? Yeah, Yeah, he is.
Sinister. It might be, but he doesn't own
that place anymore. Some other people took over and
it just so happens that because it's a small world, we're also
close with those people. We got the inside tip, homie.
None other than Kane Hotter is going to be in Voliska at the
Axe Murder House not too many days from now, so I may be.
Having to make a. Trip to my hometown?
That's not a maybe, Sir, if you're not there with recording
equipment in hand. Yeah, all night with Kane
hotter. I'm leaving the show
permanently. I'm never coming back.
Is coming to Valiska. Iowa.
Of all places. Which you?
Know it obviously has its notoriety for the reason which
is why he's there because there's no other reason you're
going to go to Valiska, Iowa so you can check out the dollar
store. I can't wait to hear him, his
thoughts about those stare. If I had trouble on those
stairs, though, I don't see what Kane thinks.
About He's going to take a tumble the.
Ghost is going to push him. You're going to catch pain at
the bottom of. It just like Michael Myers and
I'm not sure. Why specifically?
I don't know if there's a. New ghost hunting show that he's
He just likes doing that shit he went to the same place in
Louisville that the wife and I went to the.
The jail? No.
The sanatorium, The Waverly Hills down there.
Yeah. Oh, is that when you?
Got in the in the. Jail cells though the cells.
No, the jail cells, that was the like the.
Missouri State pen, I want to say, and OK, Joplin.
Which was also supposedly. Haunted.
Yes. Yeah, that one we.
Had some we had some experiences there but I've seen YouTube.
Videos where Kane's gone to. Waverly Hills and and toured
around OK with it. So that's just something that's
just something he's fucking into.
Yeah. So I wasn't sure if it was for
his podcast or if there was like a new show or if it was just
him. Wanting to come there might be.
I just think he's into that shit so he's just going to go to it.
So there is a chance. That if it's his podcast then
that would also mean. Felicia Rose and Tiffany Shepis
Yeah, 'cause they're Casualty Friday is the name of their
podcast. But I'm going to get more
concrete information and I will be relaying it to you, good Sir,
because you know you're, you're going to be down here at a
certain point. We're going to figure out a date
when you're going to be here. But it would be kind of awesome
if it happened to coincide and we just crashed some.
Hey, Kane. We just run into him at Casey's.
We're like all decked out in. Friday the 13th gear we're.
Like, hey, we knew you were going to be here.
You don't want to get accosted or molested by the locals.
You better stick with us. We know.
We know a thing or two about this place here.
I buy Donuts here. Yes, they have the.
Best pizza in the Midwest? Let's let's go to war.
I kind of doubt that. Yeah, I kind of doubt that.
I'm going to finish this bottle. I'm going to.
Bust it over his melon fucking head too.
From Dusk Till Dawn references Deep cut, but that's awesome
paraplegic murderer news to to wrap this podcast up.
Yeah. Speaking of Kane hotter.
Yeah, that quadriplegic murder. Well, maybe we have Kane hotter.
Beat this quadriplegic to death. What's what's your?
Thoughts on this case? Kane put him in a sleeping bag
and beat him up against a tree. Throw him like a cornhole.
I don't think you need, they might just be able to put him in
a tote bag. Like a doggy bag to.
Go bag Styrofoam container. So does he.
Walk or does he roll? You know what I'm saying?
Some people with nubs like. That one dude in return the
living dead, he can walk waddle. I think he nub run.
OK, now here's the other weird thing about.
That that I just thought of Before we go, I'm going to.
I'm going to wrap it up on this. I got to get this out there.
I do since you since he's upright and he's walking on his.
Nubs if. He has any sort of package at
all. That's got to be.
Uncomfortable. I just, I'm just thinking.
About, you know. You're running on a nub now.
Even if you're average, you know on a hot day your nuts are
drooping down. I'm just worried about the
carpet burn, the constant nuts bouncing off of the ground.
You know what I'm saying? I thought you were trying to
like, say, like his sack was probably the equivalent.
Of like the heel on my foot like.
It might be. Bro it might be but I mean
callus balls. I would so if I had nubs like.
That I think I'd rather roll. Than walk.
Because you know, the tip of your Dick's going to get all
fucking scuffed up. Your nuts are not going to be.
I mean, all that everything that's hanging down your
mushroom caps toast. It's just that's not good.
And now I've got that mental picture in my head.
I'm trying to figure out how this dude traverses.
It's like mid thigh I think is how far down it goes.
So he's. Got I mean unless he is really
got the fucking Dong of. Dongs that he needs.
A blood transfusion to maintain consciousness with an erection.
I think he's going to be fine. The Lord works in mysterious
ways. Takes takes his arms and legs.
Probably left him with John Holmes.
You know what I'm saying? I got one leg.
Yep, we have to kickstand. That's what we used to call him
in the gym. Shower.
That's gross, but I suppose he's a record player.
Put a lady. On him and spin her and hear the
noise that. She makes.
We need a paraplegic with Bridget the Midget.
Can we still call her Bridget the Midget?
Because. That was her porn name.
I don't, I think. Things are, things get out of.
Things get hairy. That's a good way to put
literal. And and and metaphorical.
Sense. Yes.
And I in that realm and I. Suppose on those odd.
Notes we should. Probably get going.
Oddball. After all, it's a lot of movies
out there, and somebody's got to watch them.
So why? Not us, right?
Cornhole ball. Yeah, don't forget.
Them my confidence. Is good.
You'll be.