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goes out to mr. Nichol for guess, dming, on
short notice, it's a long story but basically we called him like
eight hours before we recorded this and asked him to write.
Just any D&D thing that we could play live and he wrote like a
whole world with lore and dragon ish, Jeff Bezos.
He cared. Anyways, just mr.
Nichol. Holy schnikeys I'm never
surprised by your talent, but I am always impressed.
Without further Ado. Enjoy the episode, everybody.
I am a show house so I ask you to test the audience first.
So as we go through this adventure, I will need some
interaction from the audience because I don't have, my usual
ambient noises. I can play through here.
If you are playing at home, the current sent in my apartment is
from the black phoenix Alchemy lab it's called an open grave.
Underneath the heavy leaves, this compact going at home is
very fragrant. It's lovely.
But at points during this adventure, I'm going to need a
terrifying Cry of the undead and cursed.
So if I can just hear that from the audience real quick, This is
going to be great. All right, so we start our
adventure. All right.
Let's do this. Let's go.
Aren't you Brave adventurers? Stumble, upon a town known.
As grey fog gray fog is constructed on the dark side of
a river. A village that has somehow
become home to dwarves and traveling performers
specifically magicians. Don't stress this, not magic
users but like close up sleight of hand Street stage magician.
So this Village was not built on this spot by accident, this area
actually was once a very famous and very well supplied Gold,
Mine owned by the Blackburn family.
The Village itself is this imposing force on the side of
the river, every house, shingled with gold, every tiny doorway,
constructed with gold. They had a lot of gold from the
mine itself once their Treasure Trove now.
Only belches the dark grey fog of Grey fog.
It's not quite smoke, not quite steam, but it does smell like
but Nikki the entire town near inhospitable for those who have
not become used to this set. So you enter into this town like
bread, you notice. Two sites.
One an impossibly large graveyards, and the other a
quaint in Lich, by a homie fire. I want to go to the graveyard.
Let's go laverna good to the graveyard.
I could use a spot of tea as far as here until leaking, they have
honey to you. Oh, I imagine.
So have any gold on me. I drop.
There's a hole in my pocket. I put it there was just seeing
it was big enough to fit a coin through.
It is it's just wonderful. Well done block of pocket and
then we can go to the spooky mind-numbingly, large graveyard.
All right, family, we're going to that graveyard.
We're gonna play hide and seek, and I'm just, never gonna come
out, you know, usually in a scenario like this, I know that
it's a customer to, yes, And but fuck all of that terrible.
I don't want. All right, let's go to the warm
comfy. All right, let me get, let me
give my farts. But what if it's a trap Logan,
what if it's a trap? What if what if it's just a
bruise and the comfy in is the danger as well?
Is that just like a baby kangaroo?
I'm through with in the end you start to hear joyful singing and
from the graveyard you hear a mournful Undead cry.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
That sounds pretty good. Thank you.
So we go to the end. All right.
Welcome to the in the, in also known as the hatch in a rabbit
Pub rustic. Pub, at the end of the town, the
sign shows a hat coming out of a rabbit with the rabbit and
somehow, the Hat looked displeased by the weight which
entered yeah can I investigate? Yeah you can roll different
subject to check with you. First, roll of the game.
Let's go. That's it.
That's a 14. All right.
That's coming out there and with.
But ye a small head, or a large hat, it is a top hat on Top Hat.
All right. Hey babe.
Lincoln would be proud. I think I'm just gonna go find
that rabbit. By the end of this adventure,
I'm going to find remain delighted by this fire that
takes up the large part of the back wall with a painting, above
it in front of that. Here is a shadowy subject,
Crouch near it. There are two tables.
Both of them have three people crowded around each and
welcoming you towards the bar with a flourish of cards thrown
into the air is the bartender. Oh gosh.
Well, hey, how's it going? Do you want me to help you pick
up all those cards? I really sucked, man.
I don't want. I'm not here to judge, but that
was not a very interesting trick.
The bartender gives you a little wink and says, what's cards.
And as you look around, there are no cards Probably.
And with a smile he offers out a small little cup and kind of
knobs towards it. That's what do you want?
What do you want me to try to make the cup bigger?
Is that how about it? Can you do that?
Can you make? Cause they're, you know, not
much of the transmutation Laurette, farewell, then I go,
or they can I hold the cup in my hand without crushing it?
Can I roll for that? Is he offered me?
The cup because I'll take this. Okay, I'll put stuff in it.
The bartender's just going to slowly put Couple of didn't Matt
want the cup? I just wanted a big one.
That's not the cup was it's fine.
It's fine. It's fine.
You know, your name here. You're new here.
Travel, I help you. I hate to miss out of some sort
of delightful, the tip. I love it, trick tip cup.
Well then, I know usually when someone sees a show they gonna
support the artists and I don't have My usual Petron at the
moment. So I have this cup that you can
put money in but that's fine. Fine, I'm sorry.
Hold on. No, it's fine.
No, give me a second but I look around on the ground for
something shiny and I kind of just find a stick, that's
investigation. I wanted an investigation.
All right, cool as a 1414. Okay, mom.
Pretty rough. Come on, pretty Rock.
Daddy. Needs a new pair of shoe.
You find uniquely. Interesting Stone on the ground.
Oh, shit. I re I pick up the stone and
look at the stone and, but, like, look at the bartender,
like he can see my eyes, but he can't see my hand, and I put in
my Pock. No, I'm sorry I didn't find
anything. What did my little by little
Stone pocket. My friend.
What's what? What is your name bartender,
friends? I am.
I'm known around these parts as Hokey Pokey is Christ.
God. One word or is that?
Can I just call you hokey? Okay, it's fine.
It's fine. What can we get a drink first?
I think that would best first order of business.
You have tea. We got tea.
All right. Well, I'll take it like bitey.
Do you mean hot brown water? And I got plenty of that.
That's usually what comes out of me at the round around 10:00 in
the morning. You know, and then usually
around 44. 32 bit about what I do want to play D&D anymore now.
No, I don't take it the other new.
So before we put any orders in, I got to know this.
How you pay him? Clothes every tourist to Grey
fog wants to pay in Gold. Do you look or do you not think
I'm settled for gold? We're good for gold.
What else you got? What else do I have?
What what, what is the customary with custom round here?
I mean, listen I'm not trying to take advantage of any tourists.
I'm not trying to be a ripoff but like three copper.
You got some copper, we've got loads of copper, is it?
Oh yeah, yeah then six coppers is fine.
See you just walked six covers. That's it.
That's all you got. 12 Conference is going to be great
and then I get that t. Go, I'm sorry.
I thought I thought you said three now I said if you had any
free coppers. Oh we can freak out.
Yeah, we can get that 12:30. Yeah, let's just give them
Lord. That's a nap.
One, that t is going to be coming.
All right here. Hold on friend friend.
How about our F? I do want to be very clear.
I have like 400 copper is cheap. Apparently how about our friend
here? How about this will go for the
original 12 copper and then hold on and I reach into like a
little sack and said having I don't remember this but a little
while ago we found a disguise kit on some dead things to
remember that you made the crucial mistake, given me the
best dis guys in the whole thing.
How about 12 copper and And some goofy disguise glasses with a
fake Moustache, and a nose. And I take it and I like put it
in the cop. Even though it's too small for
the cup and it just like Falls over, but I offer them.
So, he takes in this display and he looks at you and he looks at
what you put in the cup and he looks at you again and he raises
a finger and disappears. Oh, below.
It's just, he just does like that elevator trip made of pure
gold. This is elaborate Alchemy set
that he starts pouring the tea and excitedly, making your
drinks from and Sasser treasure such as this has not come across
my table. It's a teacup in for the both of
you is like very, very his tone has changed dramatically knowing
that he's dealing with the higher class here.
Is there anything else? I might give forward for you?
Is it a more drinks, Libations? Some time with a person named
Hokey Pokey. Anything, you guys need mr.
Pokey, I really must protest. A Show, a show, a show a show.
Wink. Wink Asher.
You know, that time. Well, I do have one question.
I couldn't help, but notice the the graveyard what's what's
what's going on with that? Oh yes, quite sad that.
You see, once this was a proud mining town, but it turns out
that the Blackburn family originally, this place was
called Blackburn. Not Grey fog, as Call it now.
But well, they safety standards weren't outstanding will say.
And if you look at that graveyard, there are many, many,
many itsy-bitsy Graves of the many, many dwarves that went
into that line and never walked back out again.
Oh that's adorable. Little Graves Graves adorable.
That is that is a problem of the Blackburn's and is the bartender
says Blackburn. Again, you hear Are kind of like
a Ruckus raised from one of the tables if they start slamming
their drinks down and returning, the shout of Blackburn said that
there's two groups of people. Yeah, there are.
What are these folks will look like?
So that one table, there is three very, very sad-looking
dwarves just The other table is a table.
Of Sky Pirates, I would like what immediately talked to the
sky, pirate Sky, pirate, aye vote.
Skybar. We know that they're Sky
Pirates. They have wings because they're
on the ground. No.
Right. And you can identify someone
that was on a ship of the northern Fleet to tell.
When you see someone who's they've got like the gears on
their shoulders and maybe like a parachute still on the back with
a pirate hat. Can I roll perception?
Check to see if They look more like cock smoke or scribe
feathers you can. Yes, the joke do this again at
12. Do you recognize that?
These are in fact, some cogs folks, here at the table, you
actually recognize the captain of the shout mr.
Nichol don't do. You know, when you saw him and
this is definitely That you notice, it's new.
You are almost certain. He used to have two hands.
Oh my no longer has to hand. He has one hand and one very
dark and burnt thing that is in the general shape of a hand.
Well do you want to hang out with these people?
You think we should dress up make it look like we're one of
them? Are we playing characters or The
Meadows. So deep.
At this point, I don't think I'll just I'll just be blunt.
Yeah, so we go we what was the name bhadrak broof.
Alright. Alright so I have Erica flips
her hair a little bit like it's Baldrick and and she approaches
the table. And she sort of puts her hair
just like a little bit behind her.
She's like, I'm so sorry to bother you, but I couldn't help
but notice you're not bald. Captain Broderick, are you?
Why is a matter of fact I am and he goes to tip his hat with the
wrong hand and then just winces and people's death excited.
Sorry, still getting used to that Blanca Blanca like
Thunder's up from behind like boom.
Boom, boom, boom. Because I am broke.
The what happened to your hand? I'm good.
You got just ask. Well, what's what do we?
What do you want to know about this fellas?
Clearly, the thing, my God, the tecton you so blunt that I've
actually become a Impressed by now, it's at its blumpkin.
Actually, is the name your blunts?
No blumpkin. It's with no p.
S, second base. All right, so, he's like looks
around the table and around the table.
You see him? You see, like his first mate
who's sitting there, and she's just staring death.
Daggers it someone who dare speak ill to her captain.
And and they obviously too young to be in the bar little fella,
who has the fakest mustache on but you've seen in your life but
considering what you've just said, we must have been Rich
that you want to catch up with you.
I wondered what happened to poor baldrick's hands.
Yeah, I suppose. Well our, our friend here, I'm
really sorry. Sometimes I just say like the
first thing that comes to my mind, I call it batter up, you
know, because there's like no there's no on Deck.
It's just batter up, which is a sport that I made up its from a
sport that I made up. Don't worry about, it's gonna be
famous. But we really do would like to
know. I mean, you seem to be a good
friend of mine, a good friend of a friend of mines, and a friend
of a friend of mine is, is a friend of a friend of mine.
So I would just like to know his is, are you?
Okay, Frank, can I get you anything?
And some soothing mud to put on your your flipper, my sweet, and
gentle skylord. If words what currency you would
have made us all Richmond tonight.
My friend fine. So be it, I suppose it's a tail.
I'll have to start telling to everyone eventually so why not
let you be the first? No doubt you've heard the Cries
From the graveyard. In fact, if we sit still we
might hear them yet now. Yes, quietly along the horizon.
It is said that those dark Spirits, got a curse and in that
curse, his treasure. So I went seeking it and sadly
fell to one of the traps by which my time I mentioned suck,
they suck. That's like the traps suck.
I don't like them. Wait, I'm sorry.
Someone just handed me a bag of candy and I got very distracted.
Are you saying that there's this, this traps in this
graveyard? Oh yes, yes.
Well, the graveyard is not just a graveyard.
You see it? Originally started as the
Blackburn and as he says, it's the table of doors fit on the
floor again. Sorry.
Sorry, as the Lord's family Treasure Trove and around it
slowly the like oh like a couple people died, will start putting
Graves and then like that can't happen.
Him and it really became more a graveyard that a treasure
holding. So you know how these things go?
You know, the classic tale as old as time.
You start with a bank. You end up with a cemetery all
right graveyard but it's also this treasure in the gray and we
do know that the most valuable thing we have so far in this
entire litter action has been a pair of Disguise glasses with
the rubber nose. So I'm wondering if there's a
bunch of fake poop and like little zappy.
And shake things, buried in a Treasures over there and take
over the whole town. The flap is seltzer water
bottles and stuff cars that can fit.
My treasure is hidden in this graveyard.
It's hard to say. All I know is that was the last
of the Blackburn Holdings. The entire family vanished
altogether, and they said they died penniless.
And yet the town they built still stands, which means
Treasure, guys, I actually don't know how we got from Ada Beyond
this, and I left a goddamn hand in the business, everybody, no
one stopped me. Well, so you ain't all right.
So, so you went into the graveyard in search of treasure,
wound up with it, with it, with his strong hand, if you will.
I mean lifford you know, if that's the lemonade we want to
make out of this particular lemon.
What is Scary Movie 2 reference? Oh my God, that's brilliant.
Okay so well so well I wish I could turn to the child wearing
a mustache because we need to deal with this and she she says
I just I'm so sorry I realized this is perhaps a ghost but what
What What's your deal? What, what's Happening Here?
Child? What?
What, what? What what?
Why are you here? So, the child just stares
deadite at you. Oh, God.
And and takes the longest drink from the biggest.
Al at the table. I'm slams it down and just does
this. I don't know where you got it
from. Looks like that's just now.
They're rich. So I feel like we should try to
get these people to go get, how many other they were there for
people to stable, right? There's three people at the
state level. I mean, it's okay and his first
mate, and his first mate. All right, cool.
And it is also the other table. There's all, yeah.
So the other table is the two dwarves, right?
Three drawers, three dwarves, both table have three.
People said, well, I'm sort of behaving as my man.
Alright. Well, well, drink, what's the
deal with with those people over here?
Why? Do we keep Whispering blackbird?
What did you say? Rock burn.
No, of stands up and slams rails down and Shout at the sky
Blackbird and then she just goes.
I'm part of it. Yeah what's the deal with him
over there? Oh well.
Sadly those are some of the original miners from the gold
mine and they stayed behind in the town but only out of spite.
If anything keeps those creatures alive, it is the deep
and unending, hatred of all things.
Ack, burn Bay. The Fairly OddParents now.
Okay, don't worry about it. Cool referees.
One town over is the Dimmadome, but we don't, hey, thank you
very much. Well, so, do we want to talk to
George could presumably, like, they know what's up?
No, but the treasure notion ladies.
Not also forget the sketchy hooded figure over the five.
I just, I feel like, oh yeah mr. Nichols is introduced us to a
number of characters, like are very deeply about all of them
and now I want to know their back.
Yeah, he's gonna live in this Cabaret.
This is all right, this is talking to people at a Tavern
show. So yeah.
I mean do you want to go talk to the doors?
Will Lumpkin can read drove his Gordon script.
So if they have any weird like yeah, stuff.
That's a couple of my future. Puzzles that risk.
Okay. Cool.
Sorry, or do you want to go? All right, well, I'm sure
towards getting written in Goblin.
I feel like, I feel like the hooded figure at the fireplace
might have more legs. The necessary.
Do you want to go? See how many likes this guy has?
Okay, we've talked about this many times, you have to let this
go. I can't let it go.
Well, it's in there. I proposed.
Why don't we talk to the dwarves first and then end with the
hooded figure? All right, cool.
I feel like that if old people here, I feel like that one.
Maybe is going to cause the most trouble, okay?
Yeah. It's like, it's almost like, the
amount of trouble you can, cause is proportional to the amount of
her legs. Yes, of course, everybody knows
that he's dead. All right, so we go over to the
dwarves and and I say, hey there.
Hey, folk have friends. How's it going?
I'm not going to say that word that you always do want me to
say, you know, that one weird, what was it?
What was it? Oh Blackburn.
I'm never going to say that again.
This is the closest I've ever felt to having a family.
This is amazing. Okay, how about a you more like
a like a like a pet or like you know or like a tree that I like
to look at when I walk past. I'm sorry you were saying
something. Excuse me, a romantic.
We're sort of. We got this, platonic left.
Well folks, we've heard that there is this there is this you
know, that family that whatever, what's better than Pig Latin.
Anyways, there's that there's that family out there and they
lost all their something or other and then all I know is
that there's a bunch of fake poop in that in that graveyard.
And I was wondering if you guys knew anything about all the
Novelties and stuff in Treasure in the green.
The graveyard for tell us a little bit about that please.
So you take a look. So obviously the leader of this
punch, the one that's been talking to you has this Like
bright, red beards and the rest of his head is actually been
like the hair doesn't look like it fell out so much.
It was scorched out. 05 digging it physically out of the wall.
WOW, gold fingers. So this look goes along with a
lot of the other dwarves of the table.
There's one with like a long blond beard and actually has
managed to keep most of Of the hair with a bit of singed tips
and what you assumed to be a female dwarf was a long black
beard and a long luxurious hair and no sign of fire damage.
Yeah, I just want a beard. So They're like parts of them
have turned to gold from the amount of money.
Yeah. They like coated in Gold very
much or they like like a literally turns golden turns
into their skin. Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh so friends. So that the gravy all over there
with all that noise that noise that's coming out with screams.
I can't I'll try to do an impression of it.
Let me see. It sounds like this.
I've been practicing my many voices, voices, pretty, good.
And we want, we've heard this treasure.
We've seen people heard from, I was wondering, have y'all ever
tried to? Go?
Go for that. Treasure in the graveyard.
Yeah, you seek The Treasure of Blackburn.
I'm full of pirates. That looks nice table with
pirates, but we're not doing it this time.
Okay. That's a curious continuity.
Would you seek The Treasure of the Lord dragon is what you do?
Then OT Reagan so fucking Dragon.
No, no, no. You see Robins are he whose
name? We don't shout and let's reach
out it right. Oh yeah.
He fancied himself or dragan I told you groans all real.
It's just a bunch of rich people trying to go to space and stuff.
It's ridiculous the exactly real yes.
This son of a bitch himself stronger economy that would have
more wealth but no it was more fun to keep it in the room where
you can just look at it and something anyways should I roll
a Jeff Bezos perception check? Yeah absolutely.
Is the dragon it's not the same. Listen I wrote it at 20.
No yes you did. Oh my gosh.
You finally, look at the portrait that's above the
fireplace. It's a slender bald man, who is
nonsensically? Wearing both a suit of armor and
a cowboy hat on the portrait is just this, scrawled text.
And even like musical notes that just say like Lord Blackburn
Lord Blackburn and they chant about him in the year.
He was born. And other people whose wives he
could do if he wanted them. It's just this whole thing all
around it but obviously it's just the deeply graffiti
portrait of the Old Town leaders.
Okay. Well so if we're presumably, do
we know if this guy do we know if this guy's dead or not?
He's dead, right? Blackburn has been seen for nigh
on 20 moons. That doesn't mean that he
doesn't. I feel like we're going to need
a reference image. I go up to the to the painting.
And I'm just going to say hey everybody and as I'm putting a
knife into this and the whole table of course stand up and you
start pointing and shouting. Hey what hey spit on it.
All right, so we know that. All right so Jeff Bezos ship
Blackburn is a is it hasn't been seen in 20 years graveyard.
Full monsters also treasure Sky Pirates.
All right, so we've addressed everything except for the creepy
guy. Are we join assemble like an
adventure? I just want to know a little bit
more about these where you from tell me about your family's.
Where did you grow up? What were your dreams as a kid?
What are you? What do you hope?
What are you dreams? Leeds.
Dwarf, stands up with my name is Socrates, man, were needing.
Wait, I'm sorry. Your name is Socrates, man.
Warning, yes, I warn men. It's a great.
What. Very, nice to meet you and your
companions. Well, this over to the blonde
bearded cinch individual that scorin chain swords.
She's One day. She worked her way up to a
supervisor. We're all very proud of her.
She really put in the hours. Can I ask you?
Do you like, you know, your community do you like wait till
you're like 15 to name yourselves?
The coolest thing is that how healthy we don't have much,
meaning for names until we figure out what it is?
We're doing? Yes?
That's that's the beauty in that.
I think this person molds and then, let's people's eyebrows on
fire. Is that what that person?
Yeah, I'm not going to just take a baby and assign it a bunch of
things and then decide. That's what it has to be there.
That's the life, they'll be goddamn.
Monstrous, that makes a lot of goddamn sense.
Actually, now that you mention it What it like that?
Well, so either way with awoke gnomes has to quote, no drawers.
What did I say? Also, I just want to acknowledge
that. I will be asking the name of
every character would be. If you have you, I knew you were
to come up with something. I know.
So thank you for that also. So, all right, so I want to Bunk
in leans in to the I guess. Oh sorry, find the leader.
The leader dwarf and he leans in really close to his ear and he
goes. Hey what can you tell us about?
That one. I could taste the words.
You sure he's. Sorry, that was a brisket from a
good social skills. We've been working on.
That's fine. Well, Blackburn a work this all
to the Bone bloody stumps we have here and then he took all
of his treasures into the Crypt and he ain't come out since and
people, chase in after those treasures and they ain't come
out since not one person has gone into come out except for
that guy, come to think of it and a couple others, but it's
more exciting to the graveyard and came back.
Max, let's do something. That's okay, cool.
So, you lose extremities, while you go to the graveyard, maybe
you can gain them to. So the Pharaoh with the cloak,
when in comes back, 14 legs, just saying it's possible.
That is some Fuzzy Math. You're throwing everything just
representative of every day of my life.
Yeah. But every day, every single day.
So what are your gaze is off into the middle distance?
If you're looking to go into the Crypt, don't say that man Warden
ever met. Man, warned you I'll say this
much but we're the dragons fire because it burns bright and it
burns hot dragons? Do you have any suggestions?
Provisions for how we might avoid.
We practice a thing, at least, the three of us Forbes.
And they all like, NADA Dora three of us fortunate three of
those folks. We do a thing called.
Treasure abstinence where we figure.
If you don't seek treasure, then you can't have the dangers
associated with treasure and you sure we don't get treasure in
response but we aren't treasure celibate.
So that's good. What the fuck?
We shouldn't. We told you about this at like
11:00 last night. I'm sorry.
Oh my God. All right.
So do we want to talk to the hood where they know about the
treasure? But they don't go after it
because you're exactly, we've already been warned by man
warning. I'm worried about light brow and
chain sword. Yeah.
Yeah, well, I think I think the hooded figure is next, because
it seems like what we're hearing is.
It's very sort of consistent story.
Treasure graveyard, fire bad. Treasure good.
Perhaps Adventure awaits. Yeah.
But I want to, I do I do want my God.
I see how many legs. Yeah.
All right, fine. All right, we do you think we
both should lick my fingers and smooth my eyebrows while looking
at moldy light brown and go? Don't you.
Uh-huh. Don't you fucking touch these
bad boys, I couldn't charm. I'm a little bit.
Nice bit of my hands, and I brush my hair back, helvetica
looks around the bar and, and can I roll like a, like a
investigation. Check to see how, like, how mean
and nasty, like the people around us look, do they seem
like they're chill folks. Oh yeah, you can really
investigate that. Okay, that is a 78.
Taylor? No.
Oh God 7 8, 9 10, 11 11. Wow, like they're all.
It's a hero. At a convention.
So this will make sense. It's a Sunday morning cosplay
brunch, like they just they got through most of the weekend.
They are just done. They don't really want to keep
going with their lives, but you got to put some food in you and
make it to the next thing. Not just, they're not evil.
They're just really goddamn tired, right?
All right, helvetica makes eye contact with Baldrick.
And she goes, you know what pumpkin?
Go ahead and show him that fellow.
And she just sort of crosses her eyes and she leans against a
wall, and she's just like she's just here for the See what's
about to happen because she's never seen one can try and charm
anybody before before I answer for this.
Jesus. So before you even finish that
sentence, I'm like already. Well on my way over there, and
as I'm going over there, I'm like altering my clothing.
So I'm like, taking off like a little scarf.
You wrap thing I have on women and I like, put it over my face,
like my nose, like a mask. And then I take out like a piece
of paper for my pocket and I like have it like a fan.
So now my faces are covered. My fan is like I'll Paper fan is
in front my face and I and I've slowed down real slow and I sort
of start to like sway just ever so nicely and I like slowly Peak
my eyes out from behind the paper at the zoo at this hooded
figure, and I go to do and I just start humming, so, Charming
Blanc. And here he comes, he's
Charming. Here we go.
And as I get closer, I just pull out a big thing or rocks.
And I have pulled out a bunch of like really pretty rocks and I
kneel in front of them and go. Do you feel charms today?
Pacer. And I look good I look back at
helvetica like huh and she just goes Also, I don't know what
you're rolling for, but for the love of God, rule some fiery.
I'm I'm just saying, I'm Rollin, I got a boy, I got a burger on a
Charisma. I guess, what is it persuasion?
Because will make sense. Yeah 00:17, cool.
Hey, um, I do appreciate the show, you're putting on for us
here and I cannot stress this enough.
I lost a goddamn hand in there. I am not going back, whatever
you You think you're doing no? I'm sitting at this table and
drinking till I don't feel this anymore.
So, helvetica watches his happened and she watches Blum.
Kids look of Confusion And then she points to the hooded figure
at the fireplace. Because in blumpkins excitement
he charms the wrong person as he as he says that he's not going.
I like sort of peek up like along my all on my hands and
they go oh fuck sorry die like this get up.
Just do it exactly the same thing within feet of that other
and then, but I do it to the hooded figure and I still yell.
Are you Tom? Didn't look back in America as
if that first thing could never happen, you rule Charisma, can
get that wasn't, it's a natural one.
From some other part of the bar being used as it's cloaked
covered with dirt and he pulls back, the cloak slowly and looks
over to you and says, hey buddy. Yeah, I'm just tired by the bar
for atmosphere. Like the water kinda have like
this traveler from all over thing.
Like, I don't know what y'all whole deal.
Usually, I would try to engage and be like, whoa, traveler.
You've come from but like II. Don't want no part of whatever
the thing is. He's borrow way.
How many legs do have before we go?
Just don't do that. Just tell me the number.
Trust me. It's easier to count before.
And that's all I've ever seen. The over-under was 14 I took the
over you just lost me ten gold. Thank you very much.
I think you lost you Ten Gold you got to get control your
habits but I think you mother never mind, he's born, he's
done. He's got waiting for legs, get
the fuck this guy. I don't like those guys, this
are going not Rider, looking guy, I don't like them.
Well, I guess it's just the two of us.
I'm sure. Accidentally made this Cavern 50
minutes of what was going to be a one hour and we always Sitting
out and we take it be, could it be gold?
All right, so what let's we should go to the graveyard.
Tried do some stuff but we want to try to get anything with
these people. Any like Akumal that might help
us. Well, that's what I was thinking
is is this is what? Let's go talk to hokey.
Let's go Chuck. Oh you're mr.
Pokey. It's let's go.
I talked to Hokey Pokey. I have, excuse me, bartender
hokey, yes yes Rich Travelers. What's going on?
His name was dirt. Yes, name is Dirk.
It's covered in dirt. It's a goblin.
Well yes and it was wonderful and you should give him a raise.
I really here like what's the dirt?
And it's like so she says she says, Well we've done some
sleuthing and it seems like maybe there's some adventure to
be found in the in the graveyard across the street, but we've
heard there's sort of a fire damage situation.
You wouldn't hokey happened to have anything that could help to
weary Travelers, you know, perhaps prevent you know, it's
it into. Yeah.
Just us getting burned the shit. Anything that would prevent that
would be welcome. She reaches into blood.
And pocket and she just sort of like feels around for a second
and then she pulls out one of those little wind up like Teeth
things where like it has. Like little legs know like hop
across and you slide that across the bar to hook like gently and
just leans in and goes. Are you seriously going to give
Jacob away just for this just for this treasure.
Is that is it a friendship mean that little to you?
Jacob, I'm asleep. Yes, and pumpkins is starting to
understand that. He really should start listening
helvetica, because he's an idiot.
And so he like in a moment of personal growth, a single tear
falls down, any clutches of rocking his stomach, or in his,
in his, his stomach because he knows it's a rocket.
All right. See, here's deciding in this
little treasure. Yeah.
Formation with the about the traps.
All right. So he takes it and like looked
at it and gives a little knobs. Like he bites the teeth to make
sure they're real fake teeth and then.
All right, I'll let you know two things about the traps in there,
right? One.
It's pretty polite. This guy, it's a polite guy.
I'll tell you that much. To the best way to avoid the
dragon fire trap is not to stand directly underneath the dragon
fire trap like just don't be in the, it's really, it's very
obvious where the fire comes out.
Alright. And like you have to be wanting
to be like, I don't know if that guy over there was like maybe
it's an illusion, it's not, it's fire and it's very hot.
All right. Well, we do love and world like
oh fire is again. Do not know what that guy's
problem. Well, we do love an obvious
trap, I suppose. Can I roll a sleight-of-hand?
Check to see if I can steal the teeth back because now wonderful
sleight-of-hand. Check against the magician
magician helvetica was once a magician.
All right, oh damn, that's a five.
So you put your hand on the counter and he gently Pat Syria.
Where do you want to do? Want to go?
Yeah. Yeah.
A graveyard is you're going to the graveyard feel like we've
done. You know, if you do here for it
he'll marry blumkin, just stands up and goes hey, does anybody
have anything that would help us find the treasure?
Just anybody open. Hope it's an open audition here.
City, close to any magical clothes?
Can you can you roll for persuasion please?
Yes, I would love to. I'm gonna do it too.
Yeah, I got a 10. I got a 15.
Okay. Okay, I'll torch stands up.
Do is actually doing that and he's going dirt, he's walking
over to him all excited. I didn't even tell you.
My name is. It's very off-putting to me.
I mean yeah, that's fair. You can guess it.
I guess I'll tell you this and I'll tell you this once.
Graveyards that way. Aw son-of-a-bitch.
Dare you real disappointment. No, that's what you get for
free. Listen, I am a working artist
and if I start giving it away for free, it devalues the
economy of my Arch and work exposure.
Oh no, I'm sorry, the dirtiest look from Dirty, It looks it
pumpkin looks at dirt as he's doing any kind of goes like, all
right, I'll do with this. I'll go pay my rent.
In exposure people, die of exposure.
All right, only fucking Tavern. All right, we leave the tavern
graveyard. The graveyard paint us a
picture. Also, this is this is, this is
how love can tell that it came to be is We're supposed to do
what our one shot and we spent the whole time in the tavern.
Talk about legs. All right, so we technically
have this room until four. Yeah we're not going for that
long. We don't want to get together.
I want to see what happens. I want to see what happens.
Yeah. Alright so Go to the the Gregor.
What? Across the street penis will
work picture. So you go to the big ol
mysterious Crypt what? No one goes near not ever.
That's actually what's painted above the door?
That's what? What?
No one goes near. Big old mysterious but no one
goes get out of here. So it's a large graveyard of a
Sinister swamp. Many of the grave sites are
actually above ground, kind of like how to do in New Orleans
because otherwise the church itself or just reject the
bodies. You're not sure if that's, you
know, because of the ground or the curse set upon the land.
So as you enter, you notice two things one, the gray fog doesn't
enter this area. It kind of just stops at the
edge of the cemetery and then circles it again.
Keeping it smelling like, but, but it does not.
I'm used to it but not actually entering into the graveyard.
And the second thing you notice is there is a pair of adorable
gravedigger. Taking Badgers motherfucker, my
bed have to kill some badges, right?
I can't go through that again. Can I roll?
I want to do a like an Insight check on this.
On this sketchy fog, to see if I know like any sort of like magic
or like anything like that. Oh, that's an 11.
The fog doesn't seem to be like in your experience.
How fog would its theatrical ish?
Like oh this is like not a nature fog of season.
Man-made cult can I, can I roll to see if I know recognize
anything about the smell because Bumpkin is smelled a lot of
things. Right?
That's a I guess I would be 0 perception, right?
Yeah. Sweet 1920.
The okay. It is absolutely a chemical
based fog to the point where you're like oh yeah, yeah.
This is what happens like you've accidentally made this fog
before. I've definitely mix and random
stuff together and it was no accident.
It was new, but it's not sort of in the immediate area sort of
the crypt stepped out. For some reason, it does not go
into the graveyard, okay, so I think I know what's going on.
Are we locked out of the graveyard or words?
We have to convince these badges to lunch break into a graveyard.
People are dying to get in. God damn it.
Thank you. Oh my gosh.
All right, so what do you think is happening?
I will, I don't want to spoil it.
All right. Okay, okay.
Okay. I would like, I don't know.
Never right? I think we should go, maybe we
should go to. I just want to talk to the
Badgers because they sound adorable.
You don't get sick. Fake bro.
Thanks. Sorry.
I'm at work. I blumpkin just blumpkin, just
looks at her like you know I'm trying to go talk to those
badges. Like, I don't you think about
it, so I go over the Badgers input.
But like, even while they're still far away, I start waving
like way too early and I'm like hi, hello.
Hi. Hi like I started the wave way
too early, but so one of the Badgers keeps his head up and
goes Weird Dick.
Van Dyke Cockney badges, one of them has a little bowler hat and
a monocle can and he's holding a shovel and the other one as
well. I patch a bowtie and he's
holding a shovel the badger bro. Why aren't these are characters?
Well I was deleted we got another names.
Yeah I got to know these things. Find out we're here.
Hey everybody also I had animal handling so just so you know.
These Badgers, love the Blue Mosque.
So now we'll have friends. What it?
What about my name is blumkin and this for this fan of their
ideas have Attica and we're just in this graveyard for looking
for some weight. I'm not supposed to say that,
but what are your names? I'm bunch of magic and that's
quite a bit. Yeah, and together with a super
Badger brothers, are is your last on.
This is your last name, Badger? Or are you just clarifying that
your badges badges? Some people do some people call
those raccoons. We don't like it.
Well what are you trying to get what we want to do with these
obvious? Do you think friends are you
doing a wonderful job with this quick question about is that
she's are poised to that the Crypt of no entry or whatever
what's going on over here? Yeah sucks in there.
Wow well it's simple but you might have seen us and you know
made assumptions based on looks that two badges.
In the graveyard hold and shovels, work here.
Well, couldn't be farther from the truth.
I mean, it's slightly the truth, but it's not, isn't that right
buddy? And he looks over at his friend
who just like solemn you know it's like night.
Anyways long story short, we are grave robbers.
Well that's weird. So we try to avoid that.
Well, I got to ask you one thing.
He all from out of town. Yeah, yes.
Yeah. Oh fantastic.
Real friendship. Oh, son of a bitch.
I don't want to fight the badges.
They want to rub. You suck.
I just rolled in that one. I rolled a 17.
Okay, that's it. So, you've got to Badgers with
shovels. That mean, you harm, Katie,
you're gonna go first. All right.
Helvetica is going to go, obviously, I'm so sorry.
Like, so I want to paint this picture with my words because
it's funny in my head. So how about Erica like shoot,
like sort of looks at these Badgers?
And she looks at blumpkin, and his like Mighty blumpkin - and
and she sort of like she starts like prepping Fireball.
Like just her hands. Start going a little bit,
whatever. Ever.
Like as she's doing that, she's like, I'm sorry.
Did you say that? There was some puzzles in their
puzzles? I do love a good.
She gets really excited about puzzles, that's for sure.
And I am Past oil. I gotta I did that wrong cats
Fireball. Oh, they need to make a
dexterity saving throw of 13 or more 1500.
Well, well, that was a swing and a miss and it's a run another
reference to that game. All right, it's gonna be a hit.
Well then I get two actions. So can I just kick one just real
hard? Yeah, go ahead.
Okay, welcome just not. Like this.
That's a that's an at one, great.
So he steals your shoe smoothly, the badger steps to one side and
just from the heel takes about very dangerously and just kind
of like Chuck's it behind himself and goes back to his
like Street Fighter already post humiliating.
All right pumpkin. I'm afraid he's going to have to
be you. My dear well no it's actually
lighter. Its turn.
All right. Yeah, because they did
initiative and how it works. It's coconut word.
He notices the one shoe off. He's like, well obviously we got
to go for this other shoe. He makes a diving B for
helvetica here and I do not think of 14 hits y'all.
So I just kind of skitters across the ground.
And and still keep. So, you know, obviously job,
half done. Just as buddy fail, he's also
going to try for that and but but 018 that still doesn't, or
does that 18 when it's like matches?
It still doesn't do it right? No, it's it's yeah.
It's so that is going to be my favorite three piercing damage.
Fluoride is he bites as he bites cleanly through your shoe into
your foot on this one? Bit me.
All right, so I imagine is how this works.
Lumpkin is blumpkin slyke reaches for Steven his great
Acts. Thing goes across, please.
Jesus guys, please tell me. We do this.
I don't want to do this, but you just been up Attica.
Just let us go and maybe give me a little scratchy.
A little little scruffy beavers. Be relaxed little girls from
walking straight through persuasion.
Oh okay. All right.
That's a three. That's a three that's solid.
Should us all try? Yeah, no, they're still stealing
stuff. A lot of people ask them to do
the thing they're doing So one can take this and he says,
Heather. I swear to God, if I have to
kill anymore, what are they again badges?
If I have to kill you, if I have to kill any more badges because
of you, that's going to bring your countdown to like, you got
like four badges left. Okay.
Yeah, of course. So, I take my great acts in
blumpkin is just so not, Happy about having to do this but he
just he goes into a rage and it looks very much like Dragon Ball
Z. He's like he thinks his hair is
yellow and then and then he uses his great acts to attack the
badger that bit helvetica is what happens under the badger
budget the Badgers bitch. So that's going to hit for a 7
by 9. Well, nine damage, I got a role.
I gotta roll a hit. Okay, sorry, sir will hit first,
I totally am Serbia, plus my strength, right?
Because the strength, anything? Oh, as a 20 to assume that is,
yeah, baby. Just destroying this thing.
We have a D6 or cool. So, then, as anyone who's a
three plus two for the thing that's gonna be 10 damage Age.
So that little guy cool um you just fucking murdered clearly
and slowly like a goddamn cheese stick.
But it's just blood and viscera, a bunch of weird stuff.
He ate, you have entrained this very well, so I get two attacks
per turn. So but before I do this, I look
at the other badger in. Just look at the other Badger.
Oh, can we open it? Should I roll intimidation or
yeah? Rolling tivity guys.
Oh gosh, that's a 21. So later Puts the shovel down
and he picks up either half of the bowler hat.
I hold up my hand and go leave the hat and the single tear
rolls down. I want it all.
If you got anything in your pockets, is Bart now.
I'm sorry, you've been robbing the badge, I'm robbing the back
is a baby, you didn't. So this point he's just like his
shoulders are buckling from the sobbing.
He's doing he's like quietly Whispering.
I'm so sorry to his dead friend. Empties his pockets and
basically all in his pockets it's like a couple pieces of
copper and like one pretty. Okay, looking Rock.
And then like, 20 red wedding rings from various Graves
Heathrow and like in a real slow, like I'm not doing
nothing. I'm not doing nothing moved.
He reaches into the back pod, shape of buncher and takes out a
little photo of family photo. No Barely see his eyes because
the amount of tears coming down his face.
It's just like yeah goddamn. It's course, you can.
Yeah, I look at how that again, just in.
You say yes. Yes, he can keep the goddamn
photo. Come on, this wasn't supposed to
be Okay, so I take the stuffing,
like, kind of Skinner's off to the graveyard.
I just in the back of the graveyard, you hear him.
Shout. I'm going to tell tales about
you and in the tail, you're going to be a piece of shoe that
you have etiquette have something in common.
I don't know what that means. Steps over that half Badger,
which is very fun to say is your fault by the way.
The hair fissure. And and she.
She was grabbing a pageant tragedy.
Notwithstanding. We go to the escape room.
Alright. We can do the escape room would
have that photo. Comes nested becomes necessary
and escape room. I'm blaming you.
So sorry you got to keep all the things from an escape room as
part of it. So we go to the we go in the
direction that they describe as like very wide open and very
well marked in the middle of the cemetery.
Everyone. Everyone has done this one as
you approach it. All right, here we go.
Make sure to check the doors wide open doorway and it
immediately splits off into two paths.
The left. And the right investigation.
Yeah, investigation check, whoop.
Oh, that was terrible. Matthias has been then.
I'm good at math 14:9, okay? You can tell that the path to
the reich's. Doesn't go in that part.
Okay, so I guess you go in the past when passing the left.
Okay, so the path to the left is a twisting Trail leading onwards
and deeper into the Crypt. You pass several piles of gold.
All of them kind of like welded together with heat and kind of
stuck into the corners of kind of like when you go to a theme
park. You like milk is a pile of gold,
but it's all just like a prop decorate.
Yes. Can I roll in investigate to see
if this is like actual gold? Or is this like theme park gold
digger? This is all for pretends.
He's oh God the 712. Yeah.
I mean, it's gold. Okay.
So you're going to be like all arose or something.
What gold is still valuable to us?
Found this town of Halloween. The whole time, this town is not
figured out. His fingers and like, tries to
grab the gold for like a little bit too long.
Like he doesn't quite click for him until finally, he remembers
that time that he try to pick up a quarter and there's a piece of
gum on the bottom of it. You said it was like, sometimes
you just gotta let it go. Down the hallway.
Moving on. We walk into new down the
hallway. You finally make it to the final
room. There's a wide metal door.
It is now blocking your path in the doorway and the doorway
itself. Is this like ornate Dragon
mouth. That's open with the Dorset and
kind of like Castle Grayskull. Look at look where it's like the
doors in the middle of the mouth and there's deep scratch marks
on either side of the door as though something was like trying
to Get in or out of this area and in the door there is some
language that is probably not Dwarven anymore.
Yeah, and that's, that's what you got in front of this.
Big metal door is there? What is the floor look?
Like, are there any like Indiana Jones like, pressey Down shooty,
shooty, rocks? You know what I mean?
Yeah, no, it's Grohl perception. Okay?
Or investigation, whatever. That's a 13:13.
Alright, it is a stone floor. That is most definitely below
your feet. Okay, nice.
I saw that. Well, okay, let's do the hokey
pokey said to not get in the under the sink, right?
I'm thinking that there's sort of like, a fire shooter, right?
The sink. So we should probably try to
avoid that part. Okay, I need to figure out what
the door says. Yeah.
And we also need to make sure the door is not just open.
This is all a distraction. Yes, that is not.
Happening again we can write. Here's what I would like to do.
I would like to like go sideways.
Okay, I want to go like I want to go under like okay, if Eric
is the door, I want it in the the thing is here.
I want to like go like this way. So I'm not like under it.
I'm against the wall and I'm going to try like the that is it
like a knob situation? Oh yeah, it's just it's a yeah.
Tonight can either do that. So I'm like against the wall and
like the fire is like a, like, over my head.
You know what I'm saying? I never, I never said there was
fire, I said there was a dragon mouth.
Oh yes! Well I'm assuming at some point
there's going to be fire shooting from the dragon Jeffrey
Bezos is creepy. Does.
The dog is? So you try to open the door like
that. Yeah, it was door opens and
behind the door is a big mirror toward the mirror door.
It's a mirror door every investigation.
Okay. All right, all right. 13:21 damn
21. Okay, so Bumpkin, you see that
like, you can see your reflection in this door.
It is a big shiny door. Well, I just want to point out
that it takes flunking a second to realize it's his reflection.
He has to like obviously one of these, you know, and like kind
of like Jukes a little bit and he's like you guys, all right
reflection at the very least, there is another blumpkin in,
right? Inside, that's how very kind.
Whoever you notice that while you do see your reflection in
the door, The door itself appears to be glass and you can
actually see into the next room. What do I see in the Next Room
is a large kind of, like, well in the center above, which is a
giant dragon mouth, a real dragon's mouth or like a pesto
and dragon like a stone. All right.
Well, I'm going goes high and just runs at the glass as hard
as he can still in a rage and like shoulders the glass as hard
as he can. Can you hold on to be nuanced?
Puzzled is got Leeroy Jenkins has no I'm trying to decide how
hard you hurt yourself or at. We'll all right.
How about what about this though?
As I run up I say for Bob tricks hands so it's like noble is that
get me? Any credit?
No man. You just rub it.
Full speed up, basically a wall. What kind of damn.
If you ran full speed, I feel like that would really just if
it didn't break it, I just ran into it.
I would say that's like 10, like blunt-force damage.
Probably yeah. Alright, I'll take.
It was one of those try. You hit you hit off of your own
reflection and with a thundering.
Whoa 1111. Anywhere like around the room
that we could use to like open this door and the door has a
knob. God damn it.
Can we just try shit fucking door?
Hey, the doors locked. Okay.
All right. Roll perception.
Yeah, I also want to see maybe it's like we have to make
something happen in a room like it's portal or something.
I got 1814, we got 18. Okay, so what languages do you
read? Oh boy, I can read common and
infernal because I never updated that section of my DNA.
So like you can't exactly read what's going on because it's in
some sort like it's fairly familiar but the basically if
you had to like translate it in your brain into what it means
it's like manners greater sign gold.
Oh it'll be nice to have Reflections yet.
All right so how it goes I love escape room.
So goddamn much and she's very like, primly and properly liked
it. Yes, hello.
Maybe please. I come in please.
Thank you pumpkins, pumpkin can't read it.
So he's just like how about I go?
What the fuck are you doing? Okay.
Yes, what is it? 63 I guess.
Yeah I guess Christmas will be persuasion which is also a
situation persuasion chance. That would it still be Christmas
the same? I will if you if you want I'd be
willing to like do a performance but it's the same.
It's all good. If you had like a yeah it's
going to be the same check anyway.
So I got a 1515. Okay.
So you offer your way in the and the door was like oh no.
No after you and gently or reflection steps to the side.
Wait. So her reflection opens the door
for her know her, but she was not open the door.
Her Affliction makes the like, oh no, please after you motion.
Like when two people trying to go through the door at the same
time and like offers that she can but how about if it doesn't?
So just a reflection. Does that her affection is the
only thing that says like no. Please.
After you. Damn.
That's sweet. I gotta, I guess.
I just hurt the shit out of my reflection because Pizza.
Yeah. I mean, can I, can I try the
door again? The door is still locked.
How can I trade stepping through the door?
Yep. Did it work?
Yeah, you sit through it and feels a lot like passing through
the surface of water and then use the other side.
Okay, helvetica, I'll see you at Hogwarts my rat.
Let it go. You have to be polite enough to
get into this room shit. All right, we're going to be
here for an hour and a half Logan walks up to the box art
for the glass, and he is in his shoulders.
He's just like, not good. And he like goes, hey, does your
shoulder? He has his reflection.
He says, did that hurt your shoulder because I'm yeah, I'm
fine. I'm totally of its Keys.
Clearly not fine. Like I'm pretty good.
I just took it as far. Are you over at Frank?
I'm sorry about that. So, the
The new random user. I thought it was fair game.
Be kind of like running. Oh well, you're also I want to
say your timing is amazing. I was I was joking.
Yeah. Okay.
All right suasion. So 1616 yet.
So it's not. It's not as genteel as helvetica
is like like please come in and he was yours.
You're getting more like crouches down low and offers
that you can climb over the top. At the same time, you're
through, you're through the door.
Wonderful, right? So there's a well, and there's a
well, and there's above the well, is a dragon head.
Yeah, and as you approach the, well, you hear this, weird
cursed screaming, wonderful. Can I perception check to see if
I can find the source of like, does this sound seemed to be
coming from anywhere? Yep.
Here I go. That was a terrible role in a
810. All right, the I mean, it's very
obviously coming from the wells. That's not what can I roll to
see if I understand anything that's being said, look at all
yelling anything, like help us. It's the door on the left, the
key codes, 5329 or something. I'm just going to go ahead and
do that. As a for so okay, that's great.
It seems like it's mad it gets worse.
What else is? Yeah, it's like well mr.
Gatien. Okay.
I never DM before 1700 all around the walls of the room
carved into the stone and with obvious gold like flourishes and
whatnot seems to be I love the story of the Blackburn family
and it's like told from their point of view, so it's like,
hey, look at us like helping these poor dwarves.
Get to the mind out stuff. And then like, the whole town
gathering around them to give them riches.
Then be like, oh no, please. No, I couldn't.
And then like this one big Warehouse where everyone gets
all of their items ordered from and a bunch of mom and pop,
shops out of business. In the town hall, is this large
gold button with the face of Lord Blackburn?
On it and around it is fire emblems.
I want to push on his face. Yeah.
But I feel like if you push the button with fire all around it,
probably maybe some fire will come on.
Maybe it means. No fire.
We should we should figure out a way to do that.
Safe. Okay.
Is there? It is there some kind of a woman
like the fire and the well and like decently part, which okay,
okay, okay, well, what do I mean Stevens?
Like a six and a half foot long like, oh yeah.
Could you like greet? You know, could I reach out and
poke the button? I like a sore throat.
Jab one at it. If you want to throw it at it or
you want to poke its different, I'm just gonna poke it with
Steven. I'm gonna poke it with Stephen.
Okay I'm just gonna say you can poke it with Stephen you know
how to poke a large button with us.
Yeah he's familiar with the concept.
Actually no role that Lennox I want to see you.
Well know what was 14. Yeah, that's fine.
Yeah, you push the button. It's deeply satisfying click.
You hear kind of like pilot lights Park and then gasp or out
and just like from the fire like for the both it just dumps fire
into this well and the curse screaming increases Jesus.
Oh okay maybe we can help just kill people just kill a lot of
people Jesus and does it continue?
Or is it like a burst? Does it like something?
It does this for about 30 seconds and then the button kind
of like pink and I Clicks back out.
And the fire stops. And I, we should go down in
that. Well, and then just not click
that button. That would, that would make the
most sense. Yeah.
All right. So, it might be filled with
like, Undead. I don't know.
Nothing ventured nothing gained, dude, we gotta, I got, we got
rope. All right, cool.
Alright. Well, and there's no other doors
or anything in this room. There is no other doors.
Okay, got ya, got ya. Sure, alright, so also we have
five minutes. Oh shit.
Okay, so we I tie the rope around his waist and lower her
down. Okay, we're exams to I thought
this is gonna play out. Well, I'm just going to like,
sort of light up my hand and see like, what's going on.
All right, roll investigation. Here we go. 13, So you're in a
darkened room that has been like scorched countless times by this
fire breath above you, okay? And you kind of see as you
because I didn't anticipate you having a goddamn late around the
corners like this obviously was a treasure room okay like it is
Slim Pickins for what is left in this room.
As you notice those last two challenges with that huge Have
gotten through this before you, and you see that there's like a
weird amount of notes on the ground amongst these piles and
in the corner, a large covered item.
What does the Note say? You pick up a note?
Oh yeah. All right, so most of these
notes seem to just be from other treasure Hunters saying like hey
like I took all I could carry, sorry about it.
Hope there's something left for you.
I'm leaving town forever and this actually turns out to be
why people visit and then never come back.
Because they just like load up on Treasure.
And I'm like why would I stay in this shit town
and say like I think it's I think it's May be safer than we
thought. Why don't you come down?
There's something to okay. And I jump down the rope tied to
like the little search secure thing.
But I jumped I just jump down and I only role for a superhero
Landing. Yeah.
Well for acrobatics for superhero shit are.
That's a seven. I don't know how far down it is,
but that's a 747. So if one were to freeze frame
blending, yes, one brief glorious.
A second, you've done a full Scarlett.
Johansson three-point Landing band.
Then the weights, momentum of your body.
Catch Crush you into the floor. Like leaving you kind of just
like chin on the ground, legs and arms laid out for that one
second. We're just going to remember
that one second. I'm going to say I'm going to
say that's another 10 damage that's got to be.
I mean, I know I'm not the ones named but if running into a wall
was Tim and falling down into a bit.
Alright, alright. Well so we there's still
treasure in the room, right? So, can we start taking some
treasure? There's a cover, there's a gay
something covered up over there, thinking we should, we should
find out what that is. Yeah, let's go.
You can we go invest? I go over and as you approach
the it makes a horrifying cursed screen, you know, you know, what
can I roll? Well, What is it shaped like
paint? Me a picture with your words.
Roll investigation. I know what I know it's going
on. All right.
That's a to fuck me. It's definitely moving.
And there's some living or Undead or mobile object below
this like tarpaulin almost. All right, I'm also
investigating and I got a 10 So it's all differently moving and
it's like, living or I'm dead. It's covered with this.
Tarpaulin like to try to talk to it.
Yeah, sure. We pull the tarp off.
See what happens. Have we not pulled the tarp off
yet? No.
Oh cool. We pull the tarp off.
Oh, Jesus. Okay, just real fast.
Like feeling a car. Yeah.
You pulled the tarp off and you see a bugbear abundance of their
a bugbear. So this bug bear is very badly.
Burnt. It has many broken.
Of glass in it because it turns out the last two trials it also
kind of went blumpkin Style on and itches and this whole time
whenever someone else has been trying to do stuff it's just
been getting scorched in the corner by the dragon.
Breath does poor guy in the corner and he's a very defensive
and he's got like one little knife and just gonna get hit, by
the way, just pointing it out. Alright.
Yeah and I said, hey friend what's What's going on?
What's Happening Here? And is there any treasure?
That's definitely not. The only reason we're here.
Yeah. How are you doing?
Okay, the think what your role and only handling I suppose, and
what is your role anyway? Yeah, that's a 17-2.
A bugbear is like you, you want treasure.
I I want treasure there. No treasure.
Well, maybe there is no, well maybe don't you even say it?
Don't you fucking say it? Ray.
The only friends I have made a deep wounds and Scorch marks.
Yeah, I like this me treasure. Are you in so much pain.
All right. Well, I actually I'm gonna cast.
I'm going to smash this gate open.
I want to. Yeah.
I'm gonna I want to do. Little buddy.
Yeah, I can't do anything. Cool like that.
I gotta find my, my cool thing. Hold on.
I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna do it.
Fuck, I can't find it anyway, it's fine.
Well, is your friend will get him some medical help later
because I can't find an. I'm gonna try to weaken just
Bluff that you found the right still, it's this cool.
And then I gonna try to smash the cage open with my great
acts, as you indicate, he's just under the tarp.
That is a 15, all right? So you you know that like
pumpkin you noticed that like this tarp is cut real weird but
can't you more perceptively noticed.
The tarp is actually been like, what?
All the notes in the area have been made out of?
They've been like cutting pieces of this like Dragon leather
notes for each other. And he's been using it to kind
of Shield himself from the fire when it's been blowing.
Okay, so yeah, that's what that's what's been wrapped
around a. All right.
Well, I think. Yeah.
I mean can we just try and like, get him like yeah.
Can I let the Rope dangling down?
Yeah, if you want to just roll a die for make good magic heel.
Nice good make good. We're going to say I roll.
I healed 48. Okay, so he looks at himself to
some of like the scorches going like a couple pieces of glass
pop out and so cool. Then he stares up at you and
goes art, are you God? Yes, because he's never
experienced a healing spell but well no, but I feel like it
might, it might be a lot safer over.
Get up top also because we do have to get out of this room in
30 minutes so he pointed like their little door over there but
it not live big enough for big bug bear and there's like
there's like obvious exit or these been trying to Claw at but
it's Very humanoid size and he has been able to make it up and
like, but if I never thought go up into fire mouth because that
we're Fire come out and obviously no stand under because
bugbear smart and I walk over to the thing so I like hold them
around. Take a picture like Spider-Man
swinging with Mary Jane and I like rap, the other hand around
the the rope and I Like start pulling, pulling them bugbear
and me both up the thing and the whole time.
I just make really intense eye contact with them, helvetica is
a little turned on but she doesn't want to admit it.
We hope this moment. No get rebooted into several
different films. I belong to Broadway.
Can I check the? I'm still in the hole.
Can I check the small door? See if there's anything cool.
This is like a bunch more notes on the ground and the exit to
the back of the place. As you open the door, you do go
all the way through like to check out the yeah.
Right. As you open the door, you could
swear that in the distance. You just see like a little
Badger, head looking over, a gravestone flips the bird and
then goes back in time. Can I go like around the front
to meet back up with Logan? And his bugbear friend is
actually as you go by, you actually notice that if you just
walked around the back of this I've been here like that door is
not locked anymore. Well, and so as we meet up, when
we're outside bugbear and I are still even though we don't need
to, we still like have our arms around each other and I pull
like Port of put by our other arm.
Akimbo and I said, well have had a gun.
I know we say this all the time, but it looks like this time.
The treasure was the friends. We made a long the way you want
treasure, so God and you God friend God is fine and he pulls
out this like really big top hat.
This this only thing we found in there but watch it do special
God thing and he like kind of makes this whole thing and he
like jams the Hat into his fist hole and like takes it back out.
It's like but also in a reaches in and he pulls out like a fist
full of rabbits, just hands. I told you I was gonna
take the Hat. Can I take the Hat?
I can I can I sort of feel like I feel like And takes the hat
puts it on cool. Anyways, thank you for revealing
the God exists to me. I go make complicated series of
worships for you and other people misinterpret for hundreds
of years. Goodbye.