Oh, hello everybody. Look at that.
It's another ADHD. Hindi episode.
It's been a while. I don't even remember what the
you the characters. All what's going on?
I sort of remember, so your Blanc.
Yeah, that's correct, half-orc Barbera, that's what it says,
I'm on the path and I'm have Erika the teeth when cleric and
we are on an adventure at the Bureau of ADHD indeed about Why
are we just now came out? Took us here and then we got put
in a room and a guy like interrogated us you know and
then then we have doors, keep opening mysteriously and Tony
beets. Some people to death with his
peepee and then I'm big a big light flashed and then through
some people across some rooms and was scary.
So it looks like that Bumpkin in helvetica.
Sure found themselves in the thick of it this time and
they're going to have to escape from the ADHD and D with the
help of a few friends, the beginning of a hat.
You son of a bitch I'm in and also Danny ocean is there.
Yes. Danny ocean and Korean carrot.
Miss Congeniality is also thank George Clooney has all right.
He's here, he comes. Drinking espresso, watch out
espresso and Danny DeVito's yet to.
I'm kidding. All right, everybody.
Enjoy the episode of ADHD. And D transmission.
Transition, you'll hear the violent cacophony of the guards,
fighting their seemingly invisible, assailants, screaming
grunting crying as bright flashes of light, Funk
punctuated. Every blow in front of you at
writin a merfolk. If your eyes are to be believed
stands holding the door waiting for you to step through.
Tony's reaction is one of recognition or Oh fucking.
Thank God. My God it's so good to see you
again and he wastes no time and trotting through the threshold
Cheese's. So we were we were we're
standing around a bunch of dead people.
Basically. Yeah.
The the people who have been beaten to death with Tony giant
unicorn dick. Yes, unicorn dick has a nice
ADHD and D so and we have a great accent.
No, I'm I'm worried of us as metagaming.
But like, really, I feel like, probably, if you're thinking
about it, I feel like pumpkin, do they do the guards have like
key cards on them, you know, fantasy little party poops.
Most everything that you've seen thus far, in terms of these
keypads have been palm print, fuck.
Because I was going to say, maybe maybe they were shiny and
then like pumpkin would want one.
And that would be great. But no.
So what what is shiny is the bright flashes of red wine.
Easy as that. Keep going off on the other side
of this hallway, sending guards, flying hither, and thither some
of them are managing to get up on their feet and try to fight,
whatever is causing this chaos. Others are like, bending down
and trying to treat ones that are badly injured.
It is chaos, she's at is bright flashing light and meanwhile,
they're the Triton is still holding the door and Tony is
looking back at you guys. Like You guys fucking coming?
Why is let's go to the let's go Ziggler.
Yeah I think we're going with our you have more questions
about the light. But in due time you in due time
in due time so we go through the door.
So you guys rush through the door as he will make it through
the threshold closes behind you, and the sound of struggle and
Slaughter cut. Silent as your deposited in
another nondescript, stretch of hallway.
Presumably elsewhere in the facilities a very soundproof
door. Soundproof doors are tight.
Ryan George come on, our podcast as a reminder of how the pace
works and how these doors work. All of these doors look, the
same all of these hallways sections, look the same.
But the thresholds. I'm not sure what actually fee.
I can't remember you guys we have a place out.
Yeah they're like Nature's two doors like there's codes in the
doors and like each the runes. Yeah there's like the different
rooms and then each of the runes like goes to like corresponds to
a different department. It meant so you can like
activate. This is from what I remember.
You can activate the Palm pads and it like, well, you know, if
you're like, authorized to go to like the whatever Department, it
will take you. Right?
Yeah. Yeah.
And there's your like, they're like portals to get from
Department to department. So it's not necessarily like a,
like, you can open the same door, three different times.
Don't be three different places. Exactly.
So Matrix to Stone the way the sound cuts out.
You can assume fairly simply that you are in a different part
of the facility. This is it.
Door. It's when the door closes its
connection to wherever you were, previously is gone.
And that door doesn't going to sell the portal closing
basically where where you were. Okay, what are we?
So what's Tony doing is Tony's like is he like stripe down the
hallway? Still like Tony Tony is sort of
looking around he's checking their or a couple doors but all
of them seem to be sealed he like tries to like Huh, fat.
One of them but it doesn't do anything.
The his hope won't register on any of the Palm pads.
So as of now we're like functionally.
I guess trapped. I mean like we don't there's no
obvious like place to go. It's like we're just in a room
with a bunch of doors. Yes.
Okay. And Tony, Tony trots back to is
like, okay guys, what the fuck is going on?
That was your ask you, the same fucking thing.
Dude. You're the one who knows the
names of all the door open and creatures and stuff.
Any other blog, you might know more than we do.
You talking about mod? Yeah.
Is that, is that Mau UD e by the way, the helps me remember no
mod mod mod mod as in mysterious opener of doors.
Fuck that makes stomachs I have any because he opens it opens
doors. That's that makes so much sense.
There It Is. Well if I'm lying is no one
particularly knows what what or who mod really is but mod It can
basically best week figures, some sort of interdimensional
being well. That's fucking sweet pop up
wherever she's needed and open doors as is Helpful, best
necessary. Okay, let's like a deus ex
machina. Other person.
Dave's X Mod Keenan. Does that vertical say that or
is a king say that I'm gonna get deals, Eric's, Joe.
I hold my hand up for a way to high-five that you get, reach,
helvetica, squeezes like, pumpkins like bicep.
That's like, okay, not like in a weird way.
No, it's fine. I know, I know, I know.
I don't know, I guess. So, like Frank.
I wanted to start trying doors. How many hazards to Tony?
And she says, could we just get Bob over here to just maybe I
don't know, let us out or get us back to knuckle knots his place.
I mean, Tony sort of Ponder's that for our second it's like
well I mean mod of p is based on necessity and so, if we got, if
you all knew where you wanted to go away, he needed to go.
Go maybe mod would appear and take you there.
I mean clearly mod brought us back together, so that's, that's
meaningful. I'm happy to see you guys.
I don't know about you guys but I'm glad that I'm not alone
Holdings, Fox anymore. You know, I'm Tony, you know,
and I walk up and I like put my hand on his like horse cheek.
Unicorn cheek shit. Sorry whoo-hoo.
I was this close one but my fucking One Cheek my yeah.
Unicorn. Get very, very robust and manly
unicorn. Not a horse like cheek at all.
Forget I caress it and I like lean in and I leaned into his
ear like in a call back to episode one and I say it's good
to see you, too. Tony.
Do you got that 14 gold, your phone on me?
I didn't think so. I didn't even wait for a
response and I just said you can, you can take that and shove
it right up your ass. As much as I hate to interrupt
this, glorious reunions. Here's my question one, does
anyone remember how helvetica talks second?
No, I literally don't think it's woefully and consistent.
That's what I have to say. So Tony, essentially what you're
saying is if we believe hard enough we can, we can get to
where we need to go. She's up to something, I don't
know what, but maybe if we made a plan mod would pop up, and
Help facilitate it. All right.
Well, well do any of the doors? Look, they all look identical.
But yeah, pretty much basically, you are in a stretch of white
hallway, similar to how you have a couple times before.
Now, the walls are circular. So, everything sort of runs
together floor to wall to ceiling.
It's like a tube with right branches.
Going off of it with a couple doors with keypads.
There's basically the door you came through.
There's a door on the opposite end of the tube, basically.
Obviously it on the wall, and a couple of doors.
So I gotcha. So, I mean it also like the
doors. Don't necessarily go like date.
All of them, go everywhere, perp supposedly.
So just pick a door and pick a door, but we don't have a way to
open it. Well, I'm glad that you would do
what we do and insight. Shh.
First check. First.
Check for I'm just going to roll it roll alive.
That's a 64 Blum Kishimoto. We both got sixes.
Wow, that has said that. It's a magic number doesn't
count for much, but I feel like it's weird that we both rolled
the same number. That is undeniably weird.
But a six is not particularly everyone 17.
Look I rolled it. It's right there.
It's not typically how DNA works?
Hey, Katie stop dicking around. Okay, this is serious business.
All right. Oh yeah, yeah.
Oh yeah. Yeah yeah.
Okay. Okay Blanca 9.
Okay. My dear Fair Point, Tony sort of
looks at you guys. As you contemplate these doors,
try to get some insight into how they might work, and how you
might get to wherever you need to go and Tony sort of trots up.
And is like, it's not about picking a door, it's about
picking a destination. Oh, cool.
Yeah, because all the doors go everywhere.
So, fucking, I mean, where do we ought to try and get out?
Out of here. That's what I thought, dr.
The guy that had us in the well, we gotta find knuckle nuts to
no, no, it's knows what's up. So like do we would be presume?
Can we can, we can we kind of like, take us to knuckle knots,
or do we just have to, like, try to guess where he is and wanting
go there? I would I would say also get
your holy symbol back from the from Atticus, fuck the Armory.
Yeah. Yeah I say we try to go to the
Armory. Yeah, I think we need to go.
All right. So so I'm like, hey everybody's
I'm taking credit for the idea. Hey everybody, let's go.
Like to be back with stealing their, as a hiss at the door
for. You can even finish the words.
There is the sound of the mechanical.
Clicking the key Rune. Atop The Door illuminates and
the door opens and you see a halfling sort of poke their head
out. From the other side, the
halfling sort of looks at you and goes, oh, hello there.
Let me get the door for you. Maude, you son of a bitch.
Freeze frame. I jump.
In the air and do a little like kick thing back and you step
through the door and you are in the Armory.
Now, the Armory is a fairly expansive room as the door
closes behind you. You sort of look around and
realize that this room seems to stretch on for a while.
There are backs and rows of shells that are all neatly
organized, but with a full spectrum of various magical, And
weapons and other accoutrements. It's like the Matrix 1.
So mod, so this time because when we, when we first went to
the Armory, we were at the little like check-in desk,
right? Yeah.
So, this is like, just like inside the, the Armory you are,
you are inside the Armory itself.
Well, here, let's play some D and D perception.
Check, hey, I know, I know it for sure. 14 for me, dog. 10
Okay yeah, only 14. Remember how I talked about with
the door closed where there was fighting?
You couldn't hear them because presumably, you were a distance
away from wherever they were before.
In this case, you go through this door and it closes.
And suddenly you do hear something from the other side.
And what you hear, you can't quite like, make out what he's
saying, but you can hear Atticus.
And he seems to be trying to communicate with someone a
little frantically trying to figure out what's going on,
okay. And that's like decently well, I
mean, within earshot. So you can see the sense that as
much as these doors are magical, that he is genuinely, perhaps
because he is the guard for the Armory that he is genuinely on
the other side of that door. Okay, very close by.
Okay, alright, have anything, I hear that, that very handsome,
large guy that That took you only said by armies, like right
there, so I know about you, but I'm gonna have fat Stephen, you
know, I miss him. I'm going to go, I'm going to
find them. I generally have a pretty good
sense of where he is. So I'm just going to just going
to start rifling. Oh, I'm Bumpkin.
I think that maybe touching things might already touching
everything. That is what he's doing are you,
are you using any sort of stealth or guile?
And that's or as blue is completely lack.
I'm like it's like In stealth, you know, like it's not I'm not
really trying but I am aware of what stealth-like looks like,
some sort of imitating that and I'm built like, even even if I
don't like it, even if I know something isn't Stephen, I don't
like pick it up, but I like, I like poke it, you know, like I
sensory want to touch it. So I like at least poke some
objects, you know, with my fingers, because Mom can has
ADHD because one can does have it was because the guys plays in
pisidia see this, nothing. Make a self-check.
That's what I'm talking about. Oh yeah.
Fuck that's a three. Oh no.
I mean that honestly incentive that makes a lot of sense.
Yeah yeah you go and you are short of poking around and
touching stuff. And everything is very well
organized. In here, make a dexterity saving
throw Jesus. Oh gosh.
Don't like that at all that. 15. Okay.
All right. You are sort of poking things
and touching things that you really shouldn't be, and always
used to say, like you like touch something in these, like very
nicely, very well, lines, short of row of weapons.
Start to Domino, and it's like, they are like clicking over each
other, and it's not particularly loud.
But you Wise as the chain is moving closer to the edge of the
row. That when it reaches the edge of
the row, it's going to knock something off and that impact of
it catching like hitting the ground would make a loud noise,
but blumpkin with a 15 dexterity checked, you like, and managed
to like rush over and like catch it before.
Are you sure that he didn't use his rope to try to lasso it?
Are you sure that's not what happened, right?
Yes. Yeah.
You're just standing and just like abject, like bafflement and
concern and just like all of this is happening before she can
even say anything. Just like one.
Oh God. She's so the things are
dominating over to each other. You see it happen.
You like take out your length of rope and like helvetica sitting
there Tony is like Going through the Wetland he is he is being
very sneaky himself as a sort of like trough around and looks at
other stuff. He's completely unconcerned with
whatever you're doing. Help you you look on and
judgment as like this is happening.
You kind of like could do something yourself about it but
you're too busy. Just letting blumpkin dig his
own grave. He like taste this length of
rope hitting like makes a little a so he tosses it right at the
right moment and he catches the the axe and let's just go ahead
and make a full-on to roll a D20 for me, okay?
All right. Okay, here is that is a what do
my thing is? Just just as flat t26 says 60k.
It is not it is not Steven that you caught fuck I was picturing
like a vase like an ornate vase. Well then I do that and it like
I guess I like land and then like it's I set it down like
gently I suppose. And I look over to helvetica and
I say, have Erika. I'm a, what just happened?
I want you to look at me. Have I what just happened?
I'm going to use in his it as an excuse to do dumb shit.
For at least the next six months.
I'm going to say remember that one time with the last row and
you're going to say. Yeah, because you're going to
remember because I'll make an old point of it right now.
All right, pumpkin, thank you very much.
Just want a little bit before the record it did look very
cool. That's right.
And I put my hand up low enough for you too high-five it and how
America very resignedly just like with every just like you
can feel the Deep internal side as she just like, was as you
reach into high five. It I changed my hand into like a
fist bump thing. So we like turkey.
You know you slap my fist just because I fucked it up so many
times that I think that's just how High fives go.
So I just assume that. That's what supposed to have,
make a slight of hand. Check both of you who, oh my my
I've never made that check every rock in a 16.
Does it 15 for me? Okay.
Thankfully as your hand sort of collide you like helvetica
you're the one that's sort of like make sense of it at the
last second and go like you slow down enough to be like tap
rather than like and make it Loud noise that possibly get you
detected. Nice!
Meanwhile, Tony continues to trot around of like comes comes
up and he's got like a bandolier around him somehow he's like you
guys are gonna get your shit. What are you gonna you gonna
look for your holy symbol. Yeah look for.
Can I have roll the perception check and see sure.
Yeah. Rolling I guess I just kind of a
suit like I was gonna roll either perception or
investigation. I like to say that.
Here's what happened. Chris painted too.
Good of a picture with his words and I was During like the the
fucking thing from Indiana Jones, you know, also that the
17 on a 17 perception check that's pretty decent.
You managed to look around the room and see that things are.
In fact, very well organized in here, there's great axes which
you realize Bumpkin probably should be pointed towards like
he was messing around and longsword relaxes are a couple
shelves over. But you managed to sort of scan
the room very quickly and efficiently and see that there
is in fact a section that is specifically for Holy symbols
with the 17 perception. It's very easy for you to like
go over there. Everything's like nicely laid
out. You see there is all sorts of
different, holy symbols laid out here.
You very quickly can find your own, but this is just a friendly
reminder as you as helvetica looks over all this spectrum of
holy symbols health. As level 3 now, which means sort
of deciding what her domain will be, or is, and long term, is
sort of a question that will be developing as we before.
Okay, well, I mean, do I have to roll like, an investigation
Checker can I just like be like, oh, that one's mine.
Oh, you, I've with assumed to perception, you you scan a very
quickly and can see it. Okay, it stands out and you can
grab it, okay? I would like to do something a
little bit out of character. Okay, I I want to take my holy
symbol. Yeah.
But I think helvetica sees one that is maybe like a little you
know because mine is by the way. In case I haven't talked about
this before. How about, I guess?
Holy symbol is just the staff of raw from Indiana Jones.
Like it is just a medallion Marion has because I think
that's funny but I think helvetica notices one out of the
corner of her. I that is much smaller and it's
got like a dark sort of like green Jewel.
And this like very dark metal like maybe even not metal, maybe
some kind of like stone or rock or something like that and it's
just it's just like very dark sort of like I don't think
ominous but like a little bit less fun than the one that she's
supporting right now. And I think helvetica is hand is
going to sort of like linger over it for a minute.
She's going to kind of do that. Like Thumb to her fingertips and
helvetica is going to pocket it. How come it doesn't belong to
her? Wow, I know.
Interesting choice there you managed to pick up your holy
symbol with ease. As you do you feel a sort of
warmth from one of your pockets and you realize that it is the
tag ocean you'd use to claim or did when you Turned in your
weapons. Yes.
Sort of evaporated as you take back your own weapon with that
knowledge. Do you still reach out and grab
a second one? I don't think she's gonna risk
it. I can't, she's not going to risk
getting the whole gettin caught. Okay.
I don't think she can like, helvetica wouldn't want to get
in trouble? Like if she knew she could do it
without getting caught but like I don't if if now this if she's
aware now that there's there's magic she I can't I can't do it.
Sure. So I think she's gonna like
hesitate when she's going to feel that like warmth in her
pocket and she's going to like a little resignedly Step back, and
she's going to say, blumpkin do not touch anything that is not
yours, okay? And I just like, drop the
longsword that. I'm holding the two long swords
that I'm holding, as you turn around and see blumpkin holding
these two long swords, he had just picked them up and as he
goes to drop them there suddenly a loud, buzzing sort of alarmed
that sort of reverberates through the room.
And And blumpkin the still sort of riding on your earlier
perception? Check you hear a voice coming
from the other side of the door. Going, what?
What Devolution? Now of bhava.
Oh, I'll be right back Atticus on a date and you hear the
mechanical, clicking of the door sort of opening up.
You see the kiruna above the door illuminate?
And the door opens and the Towering bear arm form of
Atticus. Yeah.
Through hyper Vigilant. As he quickly starts to scan the
room, and I'm going to need both you guys to make a stealth roll.
Hey, if you guys are trying to hide you guys, may not be trying
to hide. Well, I mean, I've, I honestly
feel like if we're trying to get our stuff back, like, I've got
my thing right. It and you need Stephen and he's
so he's already like in the room or he's like opening and that's
where we're hoping it'll have a moment to react to him.
Coming through the door before he steps through and start
scanning the room. Okay?
To have this moment here too, it's a very brief moment but to
decide whether you're going to hide, whether you're going to
run, whether you're going to just be like, Atticus, good to
see you. And try to to talk your way out.
What cause we could now that now that you that helvetica knows,
one that there's like late, the fucking labeled and all that
stuff. Plus you would have remembered
about the tickets because it's starting up which presumably
might have some sort of filing number on it.
But either way we could just in one just like we're at a good
and we just run and like as we pass the axes, I like try to
grab, you know, grab Steven and we just keep running quite
large. He is quite a large like he's
he's a Goliath which mean he's literally large.
Yeah. With the arms of a bear to, I
don't want to Cut your brother Eric.
That's that's that's what that was right.
Anyway this is I say well I think I say we just hide.
You want to hide Yeah, I just I just feel like helvetica and
Atticus had sort of a connection they did.
You want me to hide kind of feeling you, talk your way out
of it? Well, yeah.
But then you're stuck in the Armory.
That's true. All right.
Well then what if we you like purchase should we are we also
like an in any way. Are we going to like try to
pretend that we're not doing what we're doing?
Because we could like try to obscure like act cash, you know?
And like well as of this point we haven't really done anything,
wrong well-preserved. We're not supposed to be in this
room. No, but we could leave it on
Maude. You know.
Fuck over mod like that. Yeah, I would.
I'm down. Let's do, let's talk about.
Let's talk it out. Don't talk it out.
Yeah. Okay.
Can I paint a picture with my words?
Because I'm envisioning something very specific.
Yes. So I think like I don't want to
DM for you but I just don't know why this just popped in my head.
But like I think so, like Atticus, like walks into this
like Armory and like, you know, he's like really tall, take it
like see all over over the shelves and stuff.
And so there's just like this moment, really?
He doesn't see anything and then helvetica, like, very slowly
like pops up from like behind Find like a, like a Shelf full
of, like, knives or whatever holding the ticket, like, just
very like, hmm. Like Atticus.
So good to see you. I'm so terribly, sorry for the
inconvenience. I'm, I'm afraid.
I must have taken a wrong term. I ended up back here.
I was trying to find you. I was when I was wondering, if
we might catch these claim tickets.
Thank goodness, you're here. It's impressively organized back
here. I must compliment your
administrative work. And Bumpy's doing the jerk-off
hand gesture from behind the wherever like off camera.
Roll a persuasion check to do that for you.
That is a 13 we know 12. Sorry.
So Atticus sort of looks at you. Raising your little ticket and
he raises an eyebrow and hmm. I mean I'm not you're not
necessarily lying in any way he's going to roll inside on
you. Okay, Atticus.
World a forints on his own. Ha ha ha.
And so addict, it's sort of looks at you and goes now.
I discover if I can actually do atticus's voice, right?
He looks at you and goes. All right, so you aren't the
ones that have caused all this chaos, right?
Oh no, we got caught. Now, I'm doing your accent.
Oh no. No, we got caught in the in sort
of Crossfire of it. We're trying to get out of The
Fray and mod brought us here. I must have been I think Maud
must have thought. Wait wait Maude yes Maude did
this. Yes I think it was it was maybe
like it was probably a misunderstanding
miscommunication. I wanted to go to the Armory but
I think Mom meant like the Armory Armory but I meant of
course checking it with you first.
Make deception. That's a 19, so you're a good
liar. Yeah, Atticus.
Looks at you and he sort of lays it over for a second is like
Well, I suppose it would be a Pity if you guys were
defenseless in here with whatever's going on.
Do you do know what's going on by the way?
Do you know what? What is happening?
I must say we've never we've never really done this before
in. This is, this is sort of a lot
for a first day on the job. Well, I'm not getting much
through the cons, but what I can tell there was some sort of
breach, one of our more Let's say unfriendly anomalies Broke
Free of containment oh and it's causing some chaos.
Your well is there anything we can do to help?
Well I suppose if you could figure out what's going on and
somehow contain the anomaly that would be great deal of good for
this place, you know, I meant more like emotional support.
I don't really know if we're qualified.
To just sort of take this on. Yeah, if you bear barehanded,
speaking of which, so what what is your plan then was already?
You wanted to come to the Armory, reclaim your weapons and
then just sit around and drink tea and Dill it all blows over.
Well what's your what's your plan here?
A training montage quite frankly I'm trading my Joe Vice with our
own weapons. Ticked it but we don't know
what's going on yet. Like we still have no idea, like
we got wheat Artistry, weird guy and then like novel.
That's fucked off somewhere. I just like left us.
I mean, I think our incentive right now, our motivation is to
try to find knuckle nuts because not gonna, that's can give you
some answers. He can fucking say, things,
cryptically and shit, you know? Like, I think we try to find
novel, doubts? Yeah.
So I think we try it like, Like at this point blumpkin is
realized that this is one of those times when you need to
shut the fuck up because this is going to be like letting you do
the talking. Okay well I so I think I think
Armored Division I was to just try to get out of atticus's deal
you know like it away from Atticus with our weapons.
Antonio I'm yeah and we fuck off take a prison would go find out.
He's just I just feel like Well um, can I just look at book?
It's Charming to bunking. Might be able to I know I just
I'm very tall because it seems like they're really struggling
and we might be able to offer some assistance but I also don't
want to put you in danger. Oh well, that's very sweet.
But don't you think we'd be of more help with knuckle nuts
because he like, you know, has memory of things before the
volcano, you know, that is so like he could be like our docent
you know tell us about all the Priceless artifacts and stuff.
I sent some time not to Blanc. And I want you to tell me how
you learned the word do stuff. That's awesome.
Very fun story involves a trampoline and Elizabeth but
that's for another time after I think of what the fuck that
story's gonna be. Sounds like a think of meanwhile
Atticus has seen the mess that you've made blumkin and heshes
not even angry about it. He's just disappointed, he's
staying. He just sort of walks over and
starts like putting things away. Nicely again, like he clearly
spends a lot of time working on this.
Well, our kind of mess things. I did kind of messed things up.
I, but I'm also, I'm, like, I'm bunking is not like his right
self right now cause he doesn't have Steven.
So, he's like naked. So I can, I like, can I just try
to like grab Stephen as Atticus is doing that?
I mean, how are you, are you just looking for yourself or you
going to ask? Well, I guess, I'll ask for will
have anything you need to use the ticket, but Obama doesn't
know that because one gives long forgot about the tape.
Yeah. So Need to be like hey there's a
chicken. Yeah.
Let's let's say this. I sort of mitigate.
Yeah no let's say this helvetica is going to notice blumpkin
getting like more agitated as like he can't find Steven
because he's getting like over stimulated by like all the shit
that he can touch. So, how about his reach into
her, like cloak pocket? She's gonna pull out the ticket
and she's going to go to Atticus and she's going to say Atticus.
I'm so terribly. Sorry to be a bother, but I
really think, In a scenario like this, where we might be in
danger, we would be much better served if Blum.
Could could redeem his ticket for his possessions, thanks name
is Steven. He's Steven, thank you.
Yes, Steven. It should be amongst the great
acts as have you checked. There were no, I just wanted to
ask your permission for us, obviously your system, great
respect, one one more question, Atticus.
I don't suppose you've got sort of an unclaimed policy, do you?
If I'm, you know, anything were to be sitting around for too
long, you know, obviously I certainly want wouldn't want to
take anything that didn't belong to me, but, well, there was
something I spotted and I just couldn't help, but notice that
it just didn't seem like it had been very well used for a while
and And I just would hate for it to go to waste, Erica sort of
moles it over and goes, we tend not to try to lend out things
after a while because we never know when someone might come
back and reclaim things but we can talk to my friends in our
Armory proper and if there's something you're looking for,
perhaps they can help outfit you later or she is this not the
armory. A, there's like a bigger battery
bad. A sir again, these are weapons
storage. Oh, this is like the coat, the
coat, rat-like room? Yeah.
Of the place, right way.
Ticket was that not abundantly clear when you'll know, Joey
knows, not know things, rarely audit, these belongs.
In fact as this happens you watch Tony sort of like Trot
over in Tony has like two bandoliers including one That
appears to just be a bandolier of grenades and sort of machine
guns, sort of like strapped or one, just one one of his side's
and and just this like big old nasty looking saddle and he just
like, walks up to Atticus and he's like one second.
In just a few seeds to puke up, just a small handful of tickets.
I'm sorry, I've been holding on to these for a while.
I haven't been back here in a bit, and I'm just gonna take
these back now and hold on to them just just in case.
So they actually were his and he's just been eating the
tickets for storage surprise. That's good.
I'm impressed you could just regurgitate all of them at once.
Like that that the Germans were German, dude, swallows the
billiard balls. That guy, you know, darling.
It's a cool party trick. I learned it from a friend very
quickly, fuck you. Why would you say that Katie?
Because I have a very specific party trick.
Christopher, that's what happens when you're a magician.
Okay, so so I would use the ticket to get.
So we get Stephen. Do we get?
Yeah. So do we get Stephen with the,
do you present the ticket? Roll roll.
A perception. Check pumpkin.
Hey is 17. Nice.
Ah you look amongst the great axes and it's not there.
How long have you known that Chris?
You jerk. How the fuck would take Stephen?
It is not amongst the great X's but with a 70 Gene, is it
amongst the awesome Epic fucking world slang at you.
It's just there's like Stephen and there's this other sort of
his name. The Flaming raging poisoning
sort of do you, you're looking at the gray taxes and all of a
sudden Atticus looks over. Was like wait wait, I remember
now. It's not amongst the great
access, it's over here and he leads you to a section.
That is off to the side that he has to produce a key for what is
wrong, why is it to unlock it? And goes really on supposed to
show you this but every now and then we we scan all of our
weapons. Is we register them?
And make sure that nothing seems Does Miss or out of line.
I have to admit your weapon came back a little suspicious there.
We're not quite sure what's going on with it, but attacks
might be more than it. Seems any hands you Stephen.
And what does it mean? As you look at it, what you
realize is that it is not any normal great.
I mean, you've been using Steven for a while now for as long as
you can remember, which It is not very long and maybe you knew
this before things before the volcano before Haven Loft and
you just forgot it. But Steven is a magical.
Great Axe is a plus one, great ax.
Wow. Plus 12 for damage.
Yes. Damage and attack.
Fuck. Yeah.
And so yeah, there's something suspicious, there's something
strange about your brain acts. That clearly sort of set apart
from the other. The other regular sort of normal
grade axes. And because it was suspicious,
they sort of locked in the special containment but Atticus,
sort of looks in good. Use it carefully friend.
I like can helvetica cast detect Magic on Steven and see if she
can like ascertained like what type of magic this is or like
what's going on? That's a natural 20 plus a.22.
It's it, it's real that I'm not making it up.
It's right there. Look, this fucking magic do
demons you cast a tech Magic on Stephen and with a natural 20.
You watch as the great Axe glows, and you register that
there is transmutation magic at work here.
Very, very Powerful transmutation magic, it?
That's like that's like McGonagall and Harry Potter can
like turn into tea cups and stuff.
Unlike any transmutation magic you've ever encountered before,
in fact, you're fairly new to assessing such things, but if
you were to like, try to put a word to it, you might call it an
analyst. Wow.
It is strange and potent. Transmutation magic.
That is at work within Steven and there's etiquette Tells none
of this to blumpkin helvetica just sort of like, does the
spell? And she and she she realizes
this and she just says well everything seems to be in order
but I'm good. I just wanted to check and make
sure he was all right. No.
Well what did you what did you do?
Just then do we. Yeah, you caressed it very
sensual. It was very nice.
What was that you were gonna exactly?
You know, magical weapons in a place like this?
You never know what sort of thing you can pick up and I'll
even say as you are having this conversation on an act, 22.
Magic. Kiss comes over and Atticus has
Mary and acts number two. Thanks Maria.
It changes. Yeah, his Maria, an axe.
Number two with him. I thought was Martha might have
been Martha. It was Martha for one session.
It's an Amnesia, he's Martha and with you and rolling off of your
potent at 20 detect magic. As he Raise them over and
extends them to pumpkin and goes easy.
Used to. I believe you detect the same
magic upon. Whoa.
So wait, so training days magic so that doesn't mean they're
like sent you. That means magic was cast upon
them. I mean, that's something we
would, we would know, I guess you don't.
You don't know. Any particularly of helvetica is
not telling you this, you don't know anything, okay?
In general, the nature of that magic, particularly even with an
at 20 knowledge, Of what it means.
Like, because transmutation magic can both liked, you
immediately went to McDonough Gall turning into a cat, right?
And that's certainly transmutation magic, but
transmutation magic can also be the offs.
It can be any number of things in terms of like transmutation
magic is certainly about instilling potency and power
within people or objects or things gotcha.
Just changing the properties of something.
Yes, gotcha. Oh sweet.
So I take Martha and acts number two from Atticus.
Presuming that he's giving them the handed to me.
Yes. And then an essay like she's not
really grasping the enormity of what has just been said but you
know, a little bit here and I was well, that's what folks,
thank you. Very much mr.
Bear arms. I appreciate it but I believe
it. I like look at how medical like
for confirmation. We must be hitting the old dusty
trail, if you know what I mean, because it is about that time.
So I bet You want to you want to you?
You know you want a little scooters use W2 crude roll.
Eh he he extends his your Warhammer back to you and as
he's giving you these weapons, he also takes back the great
acts in the Warhammer that you lifted from the guys on his
like, okay, these back in the inventory.
We're making Atticus is job. So fuck out.
We have Complicated Atticus is life.
Greatly. There's these gonna have to vote
like a lot of forms. Roll a perception.
Check both I'm sorry. What was it?
I know. You just perception.
Okay. I read performance and
persuasion and then I couldn't remember which Pete word you.
It said I'm sorry. That is a dirty 24, blumpkin.
That's a fucking garbage ass 11 from helvetica.
This is really great because this is something that you saw
before but you didn't And now you are saying it but you didn't
met. You are missing it on a 20% in
check but I'm Kenny, you're like getting your weapons situated.
You look down as you often do to make sure that your shoes are
tied or wait, where they where they were they.
Oh yes. They were and as you but as you
look down to check that you realize as you look over at
atticus's choose who Atticus wears these nice sort of like
Like leather sandals. And so he doesn't even have to
worry about tying a shoe, which is really brilliant.
When you think about it, Gotta Give me some of those, but you
realize that and the warm short of white light that is filling
this room that you have a shadow.
Helvetica has a shadow Tony as a shadow Atticus is casting.
No Shadow, dude. He's one of the, the I don't
know, what they were the one of the things, the non Shadow
having dings. Eric.
Yes. What helvetica, I didn't tell
blumpkin about it. No, she did not how they died.
Fox that is broken. Would have no reason to like
even give a shit what I mean. He would notice me, but he
wouldn't be like, hey, this is the second time we've seen that
because like, yeah, because before, it was just like a
really quick thing, and then we ran.
Yeah. So we didn't have time to talk
about, it will spread. I still think so blumkin.
Still sees that there's no Shadow.
And like, although he doesn't know the trend, I mean, he'd
still be put off by it, you know?
So he kind of like, Goes up and then give like look Caesar.
There's no Shadow and kind of like alright.
Well thank you very much Atticus.
I really appreciate it. But unfortunately we do have a
prior engagement. We need to be getting to know
that's the way. But why would he will leave me
with that? Well I can I roll like I guess
like a like an inside track are particular to see if helvetica
like notices one. Can is acting weird as shit.
Oh yeah absolutely doing as I just like she's just like the I
cut like pointed eye contact, you know.
And I Given a blanket has just given back the like we need to
leave this party Vibe you know they'll like I just shit my
pants in public and we need to whatsoever in sight.
Come on, fuck me that's a seven. How about a guy?
You don't don't pick up on whatever Bumpkin has thrown
down. I mean blood gets acting a
little weird but pumpkin is constantly acting a little bit
that is true. So but so I make some We need to
leave this fucking room. We need to like, yeah, we've got
our shit. We leave this room.
Yeah. So I blumkin just he says bunch
of bumbling excuses for why they need to leave and and then like
you know farts to make it funny and it like and says like II
well avoid shaking track time get done.
Going to the dusty trail, but it was a pleasure talking to you,
mr. Atticus.
Thank you very much. You do got a chubby but those
are do. I'll tell you what I learned but
you know, goodbye, I'm bad at goodbyes.
I don't know how to do this. All right, as you all, move to
the door. Where are you going next?
Well, I guess we're not gonna say yeah, we gotta find Uncle
nuts. So we just have like an so mod
will open the door. Well, might open the door to
wherever we're trying to go provided.
We actually like have a location in mind.
So I guess we have to just like think of like if knuckle has an
office or Nothing and just like, yeah, like that's his office.
So like Tony how, as we're like walking towards, I guess,
there's a lot like the door because it doesn't matter which
door we're walking over and lungs, like so.
So this mad person. Mmm, odia a remembered, is this
person that have reliable? Is this person, are they, like,
you know, are they like on salary?
You know, like that. So they're just like, on call at
all times or is it? Like everybody gets like a
couple and then they fuck off kind of thing.
Like, I mean Molly's is mysterious and, and unknowable
Like that's true but I think what would happen Jose, I don't
know if like mom decided to, like, go on strike.
Well, presumably would be like a locked in the starting role is
wouldn't open at times mysterious?
Like most doors can open or close without a magical
mysterious. Anomaly opener, mysterious
opener of doors. Opening them.
That is a fair point. That is felt more stores.
Tend to not need a magical safety of to get too deep to
get, you know, from Department to Department.
How would you get from Department to, to be the doors?
Still do those? It's deep moat.
Like, if you are author, a few are in here in your authorized
to go. Where you are going, you can get
there. Yeah, we need my door, openers.
We're not authorized only mod is just opening every single door,
but he is yelling at her for asking a very reassuring to fuck
off. Helvetica how dare you look at
assume that my just doing all this work.
And even here, I'm just gonna walk towards this door with
purpose and resolve, and then I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna,
I'm just gonna say it. I don't give a fuck up set out
loud. Not go nuts his office as I like
reach reach for the door and there is a familiar clicking of
the mechanism. There it is.
We the kiruna opens and the door opens and you see a human male
on the other side, okay? Any sort of opens the door a
little bit against oh hello. Let me Any watch, his eyes, go
wide. He's looking at Atticus and
looks at the floor, and then he just shuts the door suddenly.
Whoa, suddenly, there is a bright flash of light and
Atticus. Gets rocked across the head and
you all need to roll initiative. What?
We're Gonna Roll for some initiative to fight a thing.
It's gonna fight some light, or some time to get didn't intend
Illuminating as what's gonna happen.
Yes, that's what's about to happen.
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