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listen to and I would be playing helvetica a tiefling cleric who
is joined by her best friend and I don't know I don't even know
what to call blumpkin. What Sonic Life part platonic
life partner book it and I'm Eric goood also known as Hague
udon all the things he him I am the coast of connection for the
Quest for we talk about adult life of ADHD.
We also play D&D sometimes because it just as Taken over
every part of my life at this point and I play blumpkin
spelled with no P. Cuz you can't say blumpkin with
a pee on Twitch, you gotta spell it differently.
Sorry for the Google search. You're about to do later tonight
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about that. He's very he wants people to
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Eventually we get Around to it. So without further Ado,
previously on it, ADHD and D the main Cafe The tiefling Claire
told that if not and half-orc Barbarian bumpkins and then the
Agents of the anomaly detected punch, decreasing neutrality
division for about as long as they can remember.
Unfortunately, they can't seem to remember very far.
The HDD is a covert organization past, we studied procurement and
containment of the nominals, people creatures objects, or
places that defy our comprehension of both science
and Magic anomalies can be anything from Company never
Indies to a rock that he's like fruit.
Well, Talking Unicorn like helvetica and blumpkins good
friend and companion. Tony designate t u is e talking
Unicorn neutral. So Chris what are the what are
the rocks? That tastes like fruit called?
I don't know. Where the hell they are called
Fruity Pebbles. Or cultural Revival during this
man. Are they are identical to stones
in every way except when you put them in the mouth, they taste
like there was fruit, that's true.
Don't eat rocks, everybody. Just want to wear that clear.
Please, don't start putting rocks in your mouth.
That's what blumpkin did and it's become a whole problem.
Yeah, only recently returned to active duty.
We now join them on one of their hunts for a moment.
The world is dark. It's 10 after we see the words.
Clear as day. Previously on ADHD.
Indeed captive audience a little flash of blocking big
performance on Haven. Lost Got Talent.
Fuck flash of helvetica investigating the body on Kwan
order looks like she and when you lose crack white cloth, you
lose Thank you, flash of Hell, beca, Blanc inviting themselves
walking through a large, arched portal at the end of a long
runway. In what appears to be a giant
Arena music and Sirens blare as like squirrel and stroke goes
wild in your arrival. Both dressed abnormally wild
colorful costumes. We've been in your wrestling
personas of etiquette book helvetica, Lankan, who are your
wrestling alter egos? I am the Skidmore.
Do it again now. I am the skid mark after
Chipotle, I'll be there after a particularly large Thanksgiving.
Inner all be there, huh? Bring your Tide Pods today
because I'm gonna flush you. What's new Vlog today, though?
That was good luck. Good luck, and helvetica.
But with two L's this time because it says, he'll like you
hell? I got.
No, that's not you remember, and I'm ready.
What was his name? Deion Deion.
Yeah. And I'm ready to And the dancing
devil back to when she came and 1000 bargain.
I'm like, I'm sorry I got ahead of myself.
All right, well told fun, isn't it?
Yes, thank you. We have Erika.
Everybody knows you're smart. You can stop doing the cool
Library references. I just want to get like one
really good. Mephistopheles joking.
Oh yeah. That's a good method.
What open area with the square Rings.
The Snare of at waiting within the ring, you recognize to
colorfully dressed Rest individuals, boom.
Why food truck? Enya?
Bless you translated as rustling?
Pretzel ring. Rhonda.
I saw a man dressed in a fiery colors.
Who, you know, is Dante Diablo, the dancing devil.
That's a good kind of devil's voice follows from the announcer
stand and for on title match. Well, the One World Wrestling
tag team title. The Crowd Goes Wild, as you
rushed the ring, your opponent's fate brings for battle
initiative. I didn't bring dice God damn it.
Eric DD man. Okay, well I got a too hot.
Hold on. I brought spare dice because I
knew you were gonna do that. Do you didn't add your modifier
kitty? Kitty, got a for I got 19.
This is my ninth DND session, ever.
How am I calling on here? It's true.
There you go. I cursed.
They're all it's cool. Eric I brought another spare you
know me. You know me.
Okay. I knew there was going to be a
psychic 19 and for the fact unite 19 and for its it's like a
tag team but we're standing very far away from each other.
We had to run across how many contacts.
Yeah race down. You find.
Rhonda is already like in the ring like circumradius.
Around Dante is in its orbit around the Sun, a blumpkin.
You get down to the ring. First you sort of like dive in.
But yeah, an alien like you're late and sort of like, toddle
along, it's over. I'm wearing very flowing, robes,
Li are very elaborate. There's a lot of sequins,
there's like, embroidery on the back, there's like devil horns
and fucking blessing. And I'm just like, I'm there.
I'm just trying to keep it clean.
There's a lot of people there. Like high-fiving me.
Stuff. It's I there's a lot of high
fives Lumpkin pumpkin seeds helvetica toddling along and
just go stop goddamn and runs back.
And he like takes some like all of her robes and garments and
just sort of makes like a sack out of it.
And then he runs up with helvetica like in front of him.
Like come on, let's go.
Let's go. Squared off against you and
blumpkin you get the initiative job on Rhonda.
All right. Heather etiquette listen how
that occurred. I'm gonna do I'm gonna swing.
I'm gonna. Oh yeah.
That's right. We did talk about this that one
after that. One Thanksgiving.
I remember that. How's your foot?
By the way? It's great.
A good. All right, hold on.
I'm gonna put you down real quick.
All right. And I like make sure I get her
out. And I'm like, okay.
All right, and then I look around the ring immediately and
I'm looking for things on the floor.
I'm what do I can? I roll perception.
See if I see anything on the floor of the Ring.
Sure. Rocks, rocks, rocks, shiny
rocks, 19 there, there there there is, not shiny rocks in the
Rings but by easy. Dirty 22.
You see sticking out from like underneath the light bottom of
the boat. I don't know.
There's a there's a chair. All right.
So I grabbed the chair because I grab a chair.
God, he's got a chance to use it to kill the Spurs.
Oh, well, I mean maim them. That's what I'm gonna do.
And I like for I open it up so that it's open and and I say
hello Erica here, hold, hold on. Hope you hold this in and do a
little sweaty thing and we do I have Back on 3.
Ready? 1 2 3.
No. Right.
Just like into the ring to attack roll.
What's my thing, 12. So if the chair just certain
work exploded run, and she looks confused.
Me to Rhonda one. That's out of the way of it in
clatters, and she like, didn't like picks it up and folds it up
and just rushes you. Um, that's 19.
It is usually 2500. Watch.
This is happen and she watches Rhonda pull pull, but Ahead can
helvetica role in investigation. Check to like, look and see like
what she sees going on. Like, in the audience?
Sure? Okay, it's a 17.
Okay. The audience is fairly dark on
Mimosa, lights are focused on the stage, right?
But are there like actual people there you actually do see, like,
people most are people like trapped in this realm with us
with a with, like the tv18 you All them extensive what you're
saying. Because as you're looking out
across this crowd you don't see L.
Okay, don't actually see like a students, you see people
seemingly like suspended at different heights around you but
you don't see like they're clearly people there in that
clearly watching you and I run ends.
I check to see if I know anything about like projection
magic with Ali mask. The strong sense that like there
is some illusory magic going on. Alright.
Alright can't quite Figure out what that is.
Okay. All right.
And while part of what happens is like while this is happening,
Dante the dancing devils like the father you see him like run
his fingers across his face. And all of a sudden his fingers
like, light up with fire, he throws some of them across the
ring and, you know, very good. Yeah.
So two of the little fire darts if you for a total of five how
is your Buick bitch unnecessarily like Wolverine and
just like fucking fire comes out and she goes time for you.
Good job to do the dance Macabre, which is another sort
of devil reference hermetica. You're smart like four hours.
Riding me is. I'm so All right.
And so then, okay. So then it's gonna use reaction
the creature. The damage was momentarily
surrounded by hellish Flames make a dexterity saving throw.
Bitch does not go well for him. Okay, so it's going to be 2, D,
10. Which I'm just.
I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna roll it.
I'm just going to. I'm going to I know which one is
a d-10. You guys.
Shut up the one with ten sites. Yeah, thank you.
Okay, that's a three and an 80. He didn't?
You watch. He had been wearing a fiery road
but he switched after like just a little fiery Speedo and like
Suddenly, It's like he's wearing the fire robe again but it's
like oh damn it. He's like oh my God falls off
the edge of the ring and circling rolling around.
Rhonda seems very distracted by this and very distressed by
this. How could you how long you been
able to determine that 10? I forgot my Speedo at the water
park. I do want to do.
That guy looks cool as hell. Come on and, and having done
that, Rhonda sort of its back to your church, goddamn, right?
It is you just knocked you in the next with a chair.
Well funnily enough, that just scrap that like but you know
that scene in The Incredibles after mr.
Incredible has a kink in his back in the machine like pulls
him to goes and all of a sudden, he's like better, you know, that
famous movie, The Incredibles, it came out 20 years ago, that
off the press stop. That kind of happens with you.
I kind of go. And I'm like, oh, oh.
Oh God. But rather than attack her, I
turn around with my new like my new high and go.
Wait. So you were the most beautiful
woman I've ever seen in my entire life and I say may, I,
and I tempted to for, I asked for the chair for her to hand
me, the chair, what make a persuasion?
Come on, come on, come on. Rhonda she, she Looks at you and
like, like reached reaches out for you and then she grabs like
your hand and like, throws you towards one of the turn but,
like curtains. And like, what about today is
you fly into the ropes? She runs and are hello or the
other end bounces off of it. You hear Tony go.
Oh, mine is time for the ring of Stiga and she like comes back.
And she just hamstrings, you welcome the whole time.
Drunken is outstretched rain for that hug.
He thinks that's to me. The best.
It's you are. This is you down to the ground
and then she like goes up from there climbs the turnbuckle.
And does this dude? Wicked, backflip off of it, huh?
Like you see her foot coming? They are we rolling dexterity?
Say what? That's not.
How you do a good give a hug. I don't know how that is. 11.
Does that mean she gives me a ballot?
Hug actually brings herself around her deep position into a
hard fall onto the mat. Exhale, today's her, make an
Athletics. Oh, I got this one.
A blumpkin did track in high school.
I got a tattoo. Yeah, she you you move.
Please give me like, see this opportunity gave me these nice
skating and she like pulls you around in pulls you into like a
another gravel or self. And she goes, what the hell
you're supposed to take that into a bowline, to a penitent?
Do you even read the script penitent attentive?
I don't know what's about to happen.
I know what's going on. I'm honestly not even really
sure where I am most excited to go, but I know you need to teach
me every day back to the bed for this.
That's all I'm saying. You know, my brother spoke so
well of you guys Dave always had a soft spot for amateurs.
I can tag in Dante. Your eyes are.
That's a deep cut, I'm sorry. What am I supposed to attack
your? Yeah.
Alright, you figured you do. Whatever you gotta do do and I
say and I say what a bubble forever The whole I say you mean
murderball Dave from that one twitch stream we did with Dean
décor. So where we played a game called
murderball good friend of ours, named murder bald, a very top of
the very same, all right? And I made you break the thing
and Exposition. Your perspective shifts again,
and you're no longer. Okay, I'm sorry.
We had to understand. So that's a big that was a
crossover. That's like the equivalent of
like Spider-Man showing up in the MCU for the first time.
Like that was a huge crossover of universal.
Okay. I love Myrtle deep so much and
until we gotta call Eric. Yeah, your perspective shifts.
Again, you're standing in the atrium of what appears to be
fine mansion house. Now that I have one thing, you
feel a little anxious instead of awesome Tony who stands next to
a pedestal on, On top of which rests.
Wait wait, wait, wait, wait perception.
Check? What are we wearing now?
What's the what's the outfit? Okay, that's an at one.
What is does that mean? You're wearing something stupid?
I just don't know. Don't be a new clothes because I
would have liked a going to shame on.
You realize that you are you are always Bare-chested is, you
know, it does. But you are wearing doing OPEC
has the tuxedo equivalent of bare-chested.
I would like you to paint a picture with your words and
immediately as to what that must be itching Chippendales, I'm
doing Chippendales cuffs, cuffs and like you somehow you have a
lapel button to review but otherwise naked.
What about what about? So waist, down waist down You
have its to, it would be tuxedo Pam.
It's like a fan, girl, like Rory have like hold down in there.
You said across from Tony, who's single red rose for a moment.
You see letters float across the screen of graphic, reading The
Bachelor corn. No.
So wonderful getting to know you both over the last few weeks.
I said so much and I would be so lucky to write off to in the
sunset with either of you upon my back.
Unfortunately, the producers have only provided me with this
single rose, which I must make with, which I must make this
final decision. Now, for the last time I invite
you both wound me. Who me with your words goddamn
it. Okay, you're going first
actually um can I roll how vinick is going to look at Tony
and she's gonna say for wait, howhow long.
Have we been here? Four weeks weeks.
Yeah, I don't think that really scared because I thought you
were the last contestants, right?
Yeah, I remember the others before.
I remember, I remember the hot tub.
You know, I remember the other hot tub.
I remember this girl, right there was a third hot tub.
I remember I'm busy until the sure how Got here.
But there is one thing that I'm sure I'm getting that goddamn
Rose helvetica and I like and I like slapper in the knee real
quick to try to get her to like go down.
But I don't actually slap her it's like I pulled my punch
because I'm scared of hurting Halloween.
So then what do you have to say to me?
Blumpkin we. All right, so cocksure why am I
doing this your see that during University The Chippendale skid
on SNL? That's good.
He should I do actually do it. I don't know.
Oh my God. Joy.
Everything else could have a do I have any other dance movie
makeup? Eric, how did you injure your
foot? Oh, I had to woo a friggin
unicorn. I was dressed like Chris Farley,
and I had a ruler unicorn by the river.
That is a 1000, its advantage to the 10.
So Tony Tony is looks at you, and it's cool, the galoot.
Choked up by this like he's helped America.
It's your turn. I know, hold on.
Okay, okay, okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, helvetica, wordlessly goes
goes. I will I will Fang the you
helvetica goes. Do I sell my bag from a bag of
stuff? Okay, she she rummages around in
her baggage pulls it. Like a All box and I just want
to be very clear, it's just like box but then helvetica cast
thaumaturgy on it. And and I will remind you, I can
create an instantaneous sound that originates from a point of
choice within range. Do a fart.
And so helvetica and she holds, she just holds the Box up above
her head like The song begins to play what?
I poured my heart out on that stage, as well as heavily, and
it takes to load the rose between his teeth from vegetable
good. I have come?
Yeah. Roses don't really taste that
good anyway. Wow, boy.
Chris sure fake is out there with that big Tony reveal didn't
know it's. I was pretty crazy.
I'm Katie with me. Cliff Hanger.
Cliff-hanging I was late. Sorry, it's okay.
Hey, Katie. Did you know that we're going on
tour? What?
Yeah, we're going on. Torrid whereby when it's what
are we talking about? I need a lot of details.
I'm glad you asked. If you go to infinite Quest
podcast.com and click on tour dates, you can see the whole
list of all the places. We're going to go when we're
going to be there. Got to be great.
We're going to be doing, we're going to be doing live podcast
recordings. We're going to be doing live
D&D. We're going to be talking
neurodivergent and gaming. It's going to be a great time.
We're going to dip it's going to be fun and sometimes really
soggy neurodivergent. See and kink.
What grown-up conventions? Yeah so does.
That was your conventions involve me?
Remembering? Which ones I've already bought
flights for because I don't know.
That'd be great. Oh yeah, no it doesn't hate it.
That's us. We got to do that.
That's our our jobs. Anyways.
Without further Ado, back to the episode 14 twerk.
Taste that good anyways. Upbeat intro.
As we see Tony on stage position, comfortably behind a
desk, the audience applauds, and cheers is a van quiet.
Hey everybody. Good evening and welcome back to
the to. Now you show up with, guess what
I did during his adventures in the world, but two of the most
talented individuals we never seen on our program.
Babies and gentle dims, we have no perception.
Check perception. Check out.
Is there an I want to see I want to protect see if there's an
audience that's it. That's it.
That's a dirty 20. This is dirty 20.
Yeah. Is there an audience?
It takes you moment of as you look by on the bright lights of
the studio tour, with the crabby on, you realize that the crowd,
the obvious there, there is, there are people there.
Okay, but similar to the wrestling ring, there's no
structure that's going on. And I'm like the blood pact as
you like, look Beyond it as As you look Beyond like, there's a
their lights that are shining on you and everything beyond that
is dark, okay? But as you sort of, like, look
in that, the bridge barrier between the two, you realize
that there is a barrier there. There's something nearly
invisible. Only the slightest, Shimmer of
movement yelling, Predator, once like Predator.
He's got a tell tale. She oh yeah, okay, yeah, yes,
the tale tells, shaved, Telltale.
Shane is a predator. Great.
The audience. So just getting older and older
had the same disease as Benjamin Button.
I'm actually 80 Parts. You find yourself, you know,
gazing out. And I'm like how Medica pay
attention room to not show you an escorting.
You over to a couple of chairs situation before before Bumpkin
sits down, he says this one's for you.
Rhonda, he doesn't know. He's really know why he says
that, but it's in there somewhere and he goes, this
one's for you, andhe and he attempts A goddamn backhoe.
Cheese's cover gonna do it this time.
For the people who don't know how many times has blumpkin
successfully, executed of zero times, okay?
Pumpkin attempted a backflip, too many to count roaches higher
than he can kiss. It's going to be it.
Yeah, this is gonna be okay. Yeah.
Oh God. Clap your hands.
If you believe Every time I get stuck playing
hard on your face, all right, but here's the thing, here's the
thing, every single time, blumpkin thinks, that's what a
backflip is supposed to be. So these stoked on it.
He looks up. He's like, yeah, to that show.
Eddie Johnson over and I want to make it clear.
He's still wearing the Chippendales outfit and make
yourself comfortable. Well, I cannot tell you how
excited I am. Happy.
I am to have you here with us tonight.
The anticipation in the studio has been palpable.
I've never seen the captive audience.
So roiled up laughable pound of pow possible /, you can feel it.
Feel it now. So, I'm Palpable.
Yes. Okay.
Cakes palpable. Yes.
Is I'm done. It was such a good bit though.
I would you stop. We've got a lot of ground to
cover this evening but I want to make sure we took the time to
discuss your most recent Adventures.
Can you tell us about your current Mission?
Oh yeah. There's all these.
You know I'm not supposed to tell can I roll an investigation
trick and see if like is this actually You Tony roll roll.
I don't know what that would be mind-blowing if it wasn't
rolling inside. Check all right.
Stay right there. I'm going to take my plus 5 all
the way to the bank. What is class fucking for?
So that's nine. Cool, never mind who you believe
that this is Tony and that you are the on The Tonight Show.
And that like, there's maybe some things happening A weird in
your peripheral. But like this is, this is, this
is the mission. This is where you are.
You have Erica, you're not gonna, stop course question,
everything you got to let loose, you know, we're on the to not
show the most famous tro, and although the world spelled with
a u, and it's going to be great. All right, long has it been on
the air blumpkin? It's been on the air since I can
as long as I can remember. So like three weeks ago at least
all right. It's going to be a great time.
So first off missions are great. First thing you do, they give
you like a vanilla folder and they put in front of you and it
says in Big Red Letters. His Certified and I think that
means you do it inside jet. You can only talk about it in
class. Can't do anything 50k 11 with
that with an 11, you, as you say that?
Uh-huh, get this Flash in your head of being in knuckle, knots
office, knuckle that's is there an alert and him throwing this
file in front of you and you can't remember much about the
discussion on what everybody remember, looking in the
audience, if you remember, Brr seeing the words captive
audience on the file. Yeah, so there was something
about a captain of an audience, I think is what it was and it
was a really good time. There's a guy with a, there was
a person with a track horn hat. I imagine they were the captain,
I don't know. I was just too cute with like,
you know, you are here with the captive audience.
Now I'm here with acknowledging, like I do, remember the one with
the Drugs, you know, when we do the mission with all the frogs,
I think they're still backstage. We were going to bring them out
but I guess it was a good time. It just started raining frogs
one day, I don't know what happened.
I like I found this tome in a cave and I tested and I tried to
read it and they're just frogs all know what happened is
something the matter how that it has something getting you down.
Well kind of like looks. She looks like into the audience
is, you can't really see. And she's like, she's like look.
In the team she's like it Tony. She's like what tone, it wasn't
anybody's is we've been friends for a long time, haven't we?
Yeah, it's big. We we've known each other back
and forth there are and why wouldn't you know what the
mission is? Hey, yeah, well of course, I
know the mission is you've told me all about the mature.
In fact we have some exclusive exclusive footage for the
machine right now. V you want to see people behind
the curtain. All right, hand with that.
We cut away some of you guys click, ok?
Ok ok? Ok.
Ok ships though from Studio, okay?
See how Becca blumkin and Tony wandering through a heavily
wooded area. One can help Attica.
You feel a strange surreal sensation is you're not simply
watching this footage. You're experiencing this moment.
Suspended somewhere between now and In memory, what the fuck?
Tony speaks up. His voice little anxious.
Nothing that says we should be, we should be far from what we're
looking for. All those missing people, they
disappeared somewhere around here.
Knuckle nuts. I know someone named not gonna
do you remember that. He was the, he looks like a
refrigerator, yeah, it's square squares.
So you said that, how many people?
I don't know. I mean, at least like this got
to be at least 30 maybe more. I mean, it depends on how many
people are, you know? Watching elsewhere Anika.
Yes. Do you.
I don't know why this just came up to me.
What II mean really missed? You do you remember a volcano at
some point the volcano remote Bay the fire?
We all we all know about the volcano member volcano because
yeah it's hazy. I remember the volcano.
Nothing after that. What are you guys on what is
going on? What Yeah fuse that the volcano
and finally you break you your purchase breaking the tree line
and brush or purchasing a large open field.
Tony speaks up, as you move a Step Beyond Heads Up, Guys,
you'll badges are on and he's right, your baby's D&D badges,
which glow brighter in the presence of unregistered.
Anomalies are right-wing shit. Make a perception check.
I didn't know we were going to actually like develop the world.
We're going to access all. Referencing, like a lot of young
night. Fuck, 11:48, you notice the
ground and grass. And I always notice the ground,
ugly, all friends here. More than that is you step
across it on your feet. Nearly like slip out from
underneath. There's and like, in fact, you
do you sort of fall back and as you like, hit the ground, you
noticed that like there's something sticky.
Lick about the ground. Like if you call me, call me,
call me call me. Yes, hello.
Okay. Can I roll and investigation
check or something to see if it is the same stuff that was on
Casey when we found Kasey in the dumpster, which if you weren't
here yesterday, that makes no sense.
Okay, it's those die. Exactly.
Let's get Advantage because those guys are clearly curse.
Natural one. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Well, I don't know that is it that's a to so crushing it.
Oh I'll be nice. I'll be nice in the census.
As you like, pick him up, you realize.
Yeah, it's this it's the same kind of packed like You you with
your perception. Check, you like one kid like
trips and falls and can barely see it.
You see it from the moment you gaze across the field.
You see something strange bodies, lots lots of them, like
moving suspended, not just on the ground, but above tens,
maybe hundreds of them eyes, open watching pleading or he
does the before, you can make sense.
Of what you're seeing, what you're, what you're witnessing
here lumpkins about. Try to use the ground of this
Landslide descends upon you, what?
This guy, the world turning black and white that you see
here that is of wind around you, what, and everything goes black.
Can you hear a click? There it is.
I knew it was coming to, okay, disposal.
Blumpkin didn't have time to try to use the ground as a Slip and
Slide. He didn't have time to do that.
No, incidentally did not but suddenly you're no longer in the
studio. But outside position on the
platform, overlooking a scrolling colorful, obstacle
horse up here. Mostly harmless harmless cushion
Spinners and a big bouncing balls meant to be precariously.
Left around him across the way to the Finish Line with large
pools of water. Underneath the catch, anyone who
might fall, because this is, you hear Tony's voice.
Introduce you. Both next on the sluices Wipeout
Course, until then America in the long game.
A couple volunteers is this like?
This is going to be, is this like Most Extreme Elimination
Challenge? Do we get to have little turtles
before you and you in the back? Come on.
He didn't hide those from us. By the way, then you spin it has
been inexplicably in our room for, okay?
Just apply. Close to the front of the face,
the front of the face, make their way through the obstacle
course. There may be times where I go
bunk when I feel free to act accordingly, I have a comb.
Oh God. Hey, what's that?
Roll it as Lennox check. So you see your you hear a
murmur murmur is a life turns from red to green and you are at
the start of the obstacle course.
Well, and there's a balance beam ahead of you with.
Swinging pendulums going back and forth, back and forth in
your way. Make us like that.
Three athletes. This channel.
Well, first off I just want to point out that my helmet.
I dare, I put stickers on it, I've been preparing for this.
I've just been waiting for this moment.
My whole life. See that mud down there.
I'm gonna eat it. That's a 8:47 and I'm 11.
And what are we doing again? Oh yeah.
Okay that's a 14-10 and 12:15 11:10.
Okay, so as you're there are two different balance means you're
sort of going across Italy. The course together next to each
other. The you come across the first
pendulum and helvetica Bong, like knocks.
Yes. You you're like all balance for
a second but he managed direct bearing on Blown, can you manage
to dodge the first one? As you like make your way to the
second one, both of you just Bonk.
Oh you call that a bunk and off guard by it but you managed
to momentarily hold on to the pole, don't like you.
Hold on. But then you've managed to get
back up and you start crawling across and then you're like
almost the, you know, what's the end and then bogging both of you
get in a yellow one. Okay.
So as they will, you finish your thing first cuz I gotta go?
Well, so so as evidence was like dodging and weaving.
Very coolly and expertly and she looks really cool and awesome
doing it. I just want to be very clear
about that. There's nothing awkward or
unathletic about it. It's fine.
I'm projecting she's sort of like she looks at book and she
said she's like pumpkin. I realize that this is 0 perhaps
nothing right time to to have this conversation but I don't
know, but I think I'm starting to think that maybe something
Funny's going on America. This is hilarious.
What are you talking about? And also, by the way, when I was
wearing you to watch that it was for the very first one.
I'm just now getting. Okay.
That's good. Cool suddenly you find yourself.
Now, the next thing is, of course is where it was all
those. They're like giant round bowls.
That you have a leave a like he's looking, welcome takes a
minute and just is in awe. It's like his eyes just widen
like a little puppy. Dog Daisy knows that it could
have been waiting for this moment.
My whole life. I'm gonna eat those balls.
Acrobatics is like new - 17.3. That's a dirty. 20 baby.
Okay, and a 5. That's fun for us and the 1717,
fortunately? Okay.
So Boink ever. You are like submitting your you
make your way, you make your way.
And then like as you are going for the last one, bump you like,
then you flop on down on the other side sort of like Landing
safely. Helvetica you like expertly like
nimbly. Just the first 10 min.
You go to LEAP to the second one and then you just stays Plant
part against it, bog the best part about doing these
that we can pretend that I have upper body strength, Anything is
Possible. You are now to the fan which is
it's a bunch of. Like it's like eight arms.
Yes. Like that.
Eight arms sticking out a different handles spin around.
Like they weigh like this. It's not like Galaxy questions
from there was a bar that goes like the you have to duck under
and there's another bar that you have to jump over things like
you hard, pumpkin pumpkin. Just like sits down and goes
helvetica sort of like Written to her her skirts and which but
she's like oh that okay, no red Cod retcon, helvetica like takes
a look and she said and she like reaches out and she prayed to
tears off the bottom of her skirt.
Yeah, it like makes it pants, it looks real cool.
And badass troublemaking make a few more athletic.
Is that is that 3D mm. Okay.
That's 11 and natural 20. And Team.
Okay, as you like move to get on you like bunk there's a little
bit of has like the obstacles are coming away.
You've literally like the first one comes and like you like
dodged under it easily and the second one comes and you just
like gracefully leave. Yeah.
And what? Lighter than the other side like
whatever they're like stick The Landing.
Thing like smoke Isles has like a just a little bit of an
existential crisis, like he's seeing a new side to his friend
and he's just, he goes to go. He cursed himself and goes like
this. Because all right.
Barry. Now's the Time.
Any like perks up a little bit? All right, and all these on
burying his head and it was in that 20, a dirty, 21 and 12,
okay? Yeah.
Helvetica you mount the thing, easily.
You got always the first one to easily and then you move to get
the Dismount you trip a little bit about how is Miss up the
discount. Think that's on my wife.
Left me the last days of the course.
Oh God. And this is, this is the
mountain, which is just this giant like Hill that you have to
climb. Things like the aggro, carrot.
Brad is exactly what from guts, okay?
But as you You climb there are just these Hammers and like
things that pop out from every shirt and just boss.
That's what I cast, spiritual Guardian, I don't cast anything.
I'm just curious go corned beef. Jessica Lee for the duration for
15 feet of, fuck off spiritual, Guardian learning stuff about I
didn't want to know. Okay, that's cute and I did want
to know near the top of this like big sweeping thing comes
and big ball. Glass Bonk guys wholesale off
the mound. It seems like impossible for you
to passive. This pool is a giant box below
you but they've done a giant Square.
Okay. And despite all the movement of
various elements of obstacles, of course, the water below is
horribly still as if oh, no. More than that.
You can see similar to how you'd seen before hosting your memory
and the audiences only. Things you can see figures
suspended in this year young floating there at you wide-eyed.
They smile and laugh and your plight and you feel yourself
being pulled towards them. So horribly close to joining the
captive audience and then click. Oh God.
Okay. Okay.
Suddenly had leather cord blood from your looming debt.
What you can only figure must be some sort of Airship which are
people humanoids. Worked frantically to keep the
ship afloat and on course the more slender and Rollins leaping
with grates between the various sales and rating points while
the larger. Stop your counterparts man the
Cannons and wheels. You can hear Dramatical, most
frenzied music and realized that the ship is under attack.
We need serpents flutter and fly all through the sky surrounding
the Ship settling, small fires with your breath and causing
chaos at every turn. Okay, finally Tony verse from
the deck proclaiming enough is enough.
I've had it with these mouth, firing Drake's on this monkey
climbed Everett Lufkin, blumpkin puzzle.
Banana out of pocket goes. I've been if you have to hide
this right now. I have so many.
It's a 17, let's 13. And as you ready your weapons,
the drink circling in the world starts to fade to black.
I told you two had to cut it, completely dark.
You hear Tony's voice cut through, wait no fudge.
That boy suddenly cuts through the darkness, something is very
smooth. Look to mentally wrong.
What and when did you tell me? Write it down.
Send it with a towel or something.
Harry Potter crossover. What up?
Uh-huh. We gotta get the fuck.
We can't understand you Tony. I'm sorry man skinemax.
Hey if you don't want Touch your heart and say it's where we're
if you do. Oh yeah you go.
That's good. And the world goes dark and
quiet until next time. Is that shirt?
Some exciting stuff, isn't it? Katie, I can't wait to find out
what happens. I also can't wait to find out
what that with that gelatinous stuff tastes.
Like, I hope it is like pineapple.
I think it. I think it might, I'm thinking,
more of a green apple like a sherbert.
Ya think it's gonna taste like, success has a sherbert for sure?
Sure, sure, sure. Anyways, thank you so much for
being here, everybody. Stay tuned.
Next Tuesday, for the conclusion of ADHD, captive audience will
also be back this Thursday with a regular Thursday episode.
We're going to talk about ADHD stuff but did until then you're
wonderful. Thank you so much.
Be kind yourself, take some meds, take notes are not just
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That's really clear to be clear. Drink some water be kind to
yourself. Be kind to others.
We love you.