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What a beautiful background I've
got here for all the people 

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watching Lovely kitchen A. 
Door Airbnb A. 

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Little sink with a with a with 
a. 

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Little top of blue a little. 
Just a bit of just a. 

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Blue in the hair for the Teen 
Vogue party. 

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Yeah, I bought chucks. 
Yeah, I bought some. 

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Yeah, I bought some stuff. 
I'm here for 28 days. 

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Might as well make my life a 
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things like that. 
No chucks yet. 

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A. 
Lot of chucks. 

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It's worth it, I think every 
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It's every time I got one of 
those those brushes, those dish 

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brushes that have the little 
sponge in the end and you can 

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like clean stuff like that. 
Do you not normally have one of 

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those? 
I have one at home but no one 

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here so I it's like 4 bucks. 
I'll take it home with me. 

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I'm like too easy. 
That's worth it for the Why 

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bother trying to fit my 
lifestyle into this place when I

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can, when I can, when I can make
it my my lifestyle here. 

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Yeah, I like going grocery 
shopping when I would like go 

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stay in LA for like a week or 
two and I go to the grocery 

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store and I like, I get all my 
little things for like my little

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kitchen. 
And it feels like a mixture of 

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like really pathetic, but also 
like exciting in a weird way 

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because I'm like, I get to make 
a little house, but then it's 

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like I'm very limited in what I 
have because like the place that

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I would stay at, I would have 
very limited things. 

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Like I didn't have a microwave 
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staying at. 
Thought I would have a 

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microwave. 
Yeah, I usually assume that. 

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Seems pretty standard. 
That's pretty standard, yeah. 

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But I had a mini fridge and a 
kettle, so I had to do 

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everything with a mini fridge 
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So that was definitely. 
I had to get creative with 

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everything given the 
limitations. 

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Had to have a lot of like things
that you add hot water to to 

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cook. 
Yeah, so all I've got is a 

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dishwasher here. 
So I've been cooking my I've 

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been baking, using it to bake 
some salmon in there, poaching 

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it. 
Oh, nice steam. 

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Yeah, yeah, it's been fun. 
Yeah, it's been fun here. 

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It's been fun. 20 more to go. 
It's like a boys trip, but it's 

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just you that's. 
What it feels like I'm like, 

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God, I would love to have 
someone else, someone else here 

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to talk to. 
God, that would be nice. 

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Just to check in with. 
How's the show? 

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Yeah, it was pretty good. 
Sweet. 

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Goodnight. 
Like something like that. 

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Instead, it's like I stare at 
myself in the mirror and I go, 

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why didn't you? 
You said in the show, you said 

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I'm going to do a British accent
for this character. 

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I told the audience that. 
And then when I read the book, I

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forgot and someone messaged me 
and went, where was the British 

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accent? 
I went, fuck. 

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That would be so they thought 
that was. 

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They probably thought that was 
intentional. 

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Attentive. 
Intent. 

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Very attentive audience. 
Turns out you know. 

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I would have thought that was 
like a bit like part of the bit.

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This, this is the thing that 
that it is the kind of show 

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where anything I do that doesn't
happen or anything that kind of 

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goes wrong is part of the bit. 
It works, but in my mind, it's 

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very it has to be intentional. 
I don't want to do anything 

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accidentally. 
It has to be intentional. 

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It's just. 
Of course it's. 

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Constant, of course, right? 
That's normal. 

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That's normal. 
It's fun. 

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It's fun, but it's good to still
be here on the Kelly at Pod. 

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I would never give this up, even
at the expense of my. 

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Voice. 
I was worried. 

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I. 
Was worried. 

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We're not recording on our 
normal day guys. 

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So people who need routine, our 
routine is off right now. 

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It's a little later in the day. 
It's a different day. 

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It's fine. 
I'm in a different city. 

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If if you catch on to that, 
everyone, it's things that are 

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very different. 
It's a very different, you know,

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Jared is, there's Jared is not 
here. 

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Jared's not here. 
Oh, that's Jared. 

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There he is. 
He's here. 

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I was trying to. 
I was going to be like Jared's 

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birthday today or something even
even worse. 

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I heard you setting me up and I 
quickly went to unmute I. 

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Saw you don't. 
Get caught with my pants down 

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again. 
I don't need hope for that. 

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Jared's pants are off, You know,
That's how this episode, that's 

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what's happening about this 
episode. 

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That's beauty, a podcast we 
don't want to have. 

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To. 
It's true. 

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It's very true. 
It's the top half. 

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Yeah. 
All right, let's do it. 

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Let's do it. 
Hello members of Caliot Nation. 

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We are back this week with a 
slightly different format due to

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Elliot holding a microphone this
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So we're going to do things a 
little different and. 

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I was going to bring like my my 
mic base is just so heavy and I 

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brought 2 suitcases worth of 
stuff. 

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And I was like, it's OK if you 
wanted to hold the mic. 

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I. 
Wanted to hold the. 

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Mic, it's OK if you wanted to 
hold the mic, I know you. 

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It's more conversational. 
I have a wireless one. 

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From next week on, I'll wear my 
I'll wear the little, the 

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neckmark, the lavalier. 
So it just like picks up like 

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the vibrations of like your 
vocal cords. 

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Yeah, it'll sound awful, but it 
means that I can design, and 

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that's what's important, right? 
Clip it onto like your glasses. 

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That could be. 
Good. 

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So it's like really super 
noticeable. 

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Yeah, really nasal in. 
Yeah, I'll put it right on my 

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right, Right in, right here, 
right here. 

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Yeah, right here. 
It's fine. 

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It works. 
But yes, I'm not. 

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Won't be visible at all. 
At all? 

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No, I am unable to use the 
computer today, thank God. 

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So Kel Kel's going to take the 
reins. 

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At this time, carry the torch. 
Yes, I carry the flame. 

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Carry the. 
I haven't heard that in a while.

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It's been a bit a a. 
A bubble indicator. 

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True, true. 
For real. 

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So this week I'm happy to design
because we're recording in the 

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middle of my Ritalin, still 
doing its thing. 

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So I'm down to design. 
I was designing all afternoon, 

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so I would really like to make 
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So that's what we're going to 
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And Ellie's just going to hang 
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I'm going. 
To be I'm going to give notes to

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the entire time, like last 
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Episode, please. 
I hope you guys did not think 

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that that was serious. 
That was that episode hasn't 

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even come out yet, but I'm like 
afraid that people will still 

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not think that we're joking. 
I kind of, yeah, I kind of 

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blocked it out of my memory that
we recorded that one. 

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I'm like, I think it was fun. 
I think it was fun, but it was 

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scary. 
It was scary. 

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It was scary. 
I I thought of so many jokes as 

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soon as we stopped recording so.
That's always the case. 

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Always the case. 
You know, whatever. 

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Next time we'll script it. 
Yeah, true. 

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Yeah. 
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watch you design. 
All right, well, let's go ahead 

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and open my freaking thing well.
Let's do it. 

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Go for it, Cal. 
Oh, pressure. 

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OK, I and getting I'm getting 
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It's like very sad. 
This is only the second moleskin

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I've had since I started 
freelancing, so that's like. 

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You get the most. 
Six years I have my other one up

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there, but that's my favorite 
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It's the a 9 by 12 grid 
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What are your thoughts on the 
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I love the dot grid. 
I I I'm a. 

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Bit I don't have anything 
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and not good with change and 
I've just always liked this one.

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Where's my wait? 
Where's my favorite pencil? 

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It's over here. 
The dot grid for me feels like 

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an excuse to play the the Dots 
and Lions game where you make 

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little boxes. 
Yes, yes, and I. 

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Love that game. 
I fucking love that game. 

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There's a game on the Nintendo 
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Games, I think, or something 
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It's just like a bunch of, it's 
like chess card games, like a 

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bunch of stuff, but it's like 
quite, it's very well made the 

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game like very well designed. 
One of the games is dots and 

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boxes or lines in, but whatever 
it's called and you play against

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like expert computer computers 
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a draw every if you both if 
you're both locked in, turns out

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that game can't really have like
a a winner. 

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Sometimes you can just kind of 
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but God it's fun. 
Does that also have the the the 

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baseball? 
Yes, yes, you've seen, have you 

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seen the Northern Lion clip of 
him playing that? 

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Yeah, getting with the 
curveball. 

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
So good. 

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No, that's yeah. 
That's the funniest thing about 

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that game. 
It goes from like very real, 

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very normal games. 
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like toy baseball, toy 
basketball, toy soccer, and 

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you're like, oh, sick. 
OK. 

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And they were really fun. 
I think I'm pretty sure I've 

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seen a real life version of that
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Game, OH. 
So I see that, yeah. 

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It's it's a cool concept. 
Oh, I like this underline 

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already. 
I like where we're going here. 

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This is nice. 
Oh, thanks guys. 

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Yeah, this is quite a job my. 
Pleasure really into underlines.

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Yeah, I think it's something 
I've never do, something I avoid

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incessantly. 
And I like that you're using the

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built in underline and not 
making it with a rectangle. 

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I like that you. 
I appreciate that. 

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Because if I move it like, I 
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and then I'm like, wait, what 
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And then I have like a random 
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So true, so true. 
If you use the Everything tool 

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though, you could still do an 
underline. 

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What? 
The shape. 

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The shape the. 
The the everything tool. 

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Hey, what is this KA Kelliot 
reference that I that I think I 

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coined because. 
That you coined guys, can we 

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bully this K? 
Really. 

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Yeah, this is grim. 
What is this font? 

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Not curious ends. 
Interesting. 

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I like that the uppercase is 
kind of curved. 

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Yeah, that's that's bizarre. 
This is a very sharp font and 

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I'm like, let's check in a 
curved. 

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I like that that not curious 
ends. 

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I love doing a little. 
This is a little trick Mike 

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Carney taught me is to if you 
want to make something really 

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unique, just swap like one or 
two letters out to be a 

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different font. 
Like for this for example this I

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could switch to Windsor. 
Right. 

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So like the same energy, 
basically the same font, but 

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it's not. 
Yeah. 

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Yeah, I like that. 
That's fun. 

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And it's just like a way to just
make it a little off. 

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It almost like simulates like a,
a kind of like hand drawn, A 

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handmade approach where you're 
like, what typesetting is that 

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the word when you get like the, 
you've got the page and you 

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scratch. 
That's not the word. 

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What is it? 
The one where you you scratch on

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the letter, you draw on the 
letters from the page. 

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Etching. 
I don't think it's etching. 

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It's like there's like a thin 
sheet and you kind of print 

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imprint them on. 
Oh. 

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You know what I mean? 
I don't know what that's called,

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but I know what you're talking 
about. 

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 
Well, it's very like you get a 

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book and that has like 3 
different as and you get to use.

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Once you use one, it's done, 
it's over, which I think is so 

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fun. 
I'd make a good YouTube video I 

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feel. 
Yeah. 

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I have to make a video while I'm
down here. 

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Figure that out. 
Elliot, why do you do this to? 

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Yours, you know, you know, it's 
Yeah, I think I was like, oh, 

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I'll get bored when I've just 
when you just go nothing on 

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apart from a show at 7:40 every 
day. 

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You do like I was like, I'll 
work on the show for the first 

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week and then I'll probably be 
happy with it and figure it out.

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And I think that's that is the 
that is the case because I'll 

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have I'll have time. 
I just want, I honestly just 

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like I'm so tired. 
I just want to do my regular 

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day. 
I want to go to my gym. 

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I want to, I want to have my 
smoothie. 

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There's no way. 
To jam I. 

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Want to go to my jam? 
Not me doing 50 push ups 

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backstage just before I go on 
because I'm wearing a singlet on

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the show, Yeah. 
That's yeah, really. 

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Fun real to get a pump. 
It's in character as far as I'm 

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concerned. 
It's in the world of the 

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character, right? 
It's worth it. 

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It's worth it. 
It also gets me. 

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I usually do some kind of like I
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there's not enough room because 
I want to get into like an 

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insane state of mind. 
So don't bow your head. 

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This is perfectly normal 
behaviour. 

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I'm not I I'm just trying to. 
I'm visualizing you in the 

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space, wanting to do 
shadowboxing, throwing a few 

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punches, realizing there's not 
nearly enough room to shadowbox.

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And then push ups do it. 
I didn't do 50 push ups instead.

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Well, because I'm like literally
like behind, like there's no 

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backstage. 
There's like just a curtain and 

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I'm like just behind the curtain
And like it would you would hear

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the rustling. 
Do you think they can see the 

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shadow of your body? 
I don't know under the curtain I

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I'm like under the like there's 
a stage, so I'm like below the 

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stage, but I know that when I go
up, when I raise you could 

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probably if there was a shadow, 
you would just see like a the 

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tiny bit of like my head and 
back just going up and down. 

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And I really hope, I really hope
no one can see that. 

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That would be insane, but also 
hilarious and very much in. 

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I want to. 
Maybe on the closing I'll do 

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them. 
I'll just do them on stage at 

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the start of the show as they're
all coming in, yeah. 

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If it comes up, you just. 
Get in. 

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I'm just that might be fun 
actually, just people walking in

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and I'm just doing just non-stop
push ups until I tie myself. 

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I do think like, a big part of 
doing shows is for me, getting 

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on stage as quickly as possible 
because as soon as I get on 

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stage, I break any kind of like,
OK, there they are, you know, 

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like there they are, here I am. 
I don't need to like, I lose all

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the nerves and I'm like, OK, 
we're doing it now. 

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And I think I do like it. 
I mean, I don't know. 

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I watched the show the other 
night. 

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I've only seen one show here so 
far. 

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And they had people. 
It was a player. 

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It was a comedy play. 
And they had people on stage at 

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the start. 
And it just went on for like, it

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took a while to get everyone in.
There were a few light comers 

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and there was this one guy on 
stage doing a lot. 

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He was really trying to hold the
space for it. 

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And it was kind of like it was a
small crowd, so no one in a 

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small space, so no one knew if 
they were allowed to talk or 

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not. 
So everyone kind of just went 

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silent while this guy was on 
stage doing silent vocal warm 

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ups and silent like acting 
stuff. 

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And I was like, huh, this is 
this is not the intended, but 

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we're meant to be talking. 
We're meant to be doing this. 

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But it's like right now it feels
like this is the show. 

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So it's a tricky kind of line to
play with, but I don't mind it 

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overall. 
I think it's fun. 

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Hey guys, how do you spell 
intelligence real quick? 

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INTELLIGENCE. 
Thank you. 

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No worries. 
I did not want to misspell that.

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You've you're missing the 1st 
letter of both Kel. 

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You're missing the A and the I 
the most. 

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Important thing is Kel. 
Kel. 

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Kel, we're on camera. 
Kel, we're on camera. 

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Hey, this is being recorded. 
Kel, cut this part. 

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Jared, cut this part. 
This is embarrassing. 

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This is embarrassing. 
You're right in the middle. 

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Just bang yeah, this you know, 
this podcast needs more smash 

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cuts. 
Just a real jarring bang move on

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Oh, that's a nice a oh with the 
curve of the me. 

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Do not talk to me about 
artificial intelligence. 

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I like it. 
So let's talk about it while 

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we're designing the. 
That's fine. 

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You guys can that the word art 
is in artificial intelligence. 

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I think that's a real you can't 
spell artificial without art. 

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How many of the worst person you
know has that and like their 

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yeah, yeah, their bio on like 
fucking LinkedIn. 

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That I might have to put that 
into. 

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There's a moment in the show 
where I reference that my gut, 

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like my character has made a 
T-shirt and is making his own. 

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His only source of income is the
royalties from that T-shirt, and

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right now it's Comic Sans in the
straights times. 

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You Roman in the shades. 
But I think you can't spell 

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artificial intelligence. 
That art is funnier. 

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That's pretty good. 
Yeah, that's pretty good. 

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I want to. 
Make it because the character's 

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a loser, so it's like, I want it
to be very kind of real NFT guy.

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He's just a fucking loser. 
He's just a fucking. 

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Loser. 
I love playing an absolute loser

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on stage. 
I love it. 

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It's really, it's really 
endearing to for myself, I feel.

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I feel good about it. 
It's fun. 

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People seem to respond well to 
it. 

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They pity me, I think. 
Yeah. 

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A little bit, a little bit. 
But I think that I think at this

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point last year, people were 
like, is this real? 

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Like, this might actually just 
be Elliot this year. 

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They'll I can tell they think 
it's a character and I'm glad. 

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I'm grateful for that. 
I'm very grateful for that. 

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It's probably because I pull out
a hardcover copy of the book and

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it's literally just the a a four
piece of paper taped onto 1 of 

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Molly Baz's cookbooks. 
Of course, Molly, Baz mentioned.

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Molly Baz mentioned. 
Great book. 

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It's good. 
Good colour. 

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That red really pops off. 
Oh yeah, really pops off. 

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It's lovely. 
What about instead of? 

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I'll freak out, I'll freak it, 
you know I'll freak it. 

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I took her to my penthouse and I
freaked it. 

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She tucked a bad AI and then I 
freaked it. 

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I'd love to take an italicized 
font and then make it like 

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normal or like a. 
Slate back. 

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That's cool. 
Let's Kern this. 

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Have we addressed Episode 19? 
We haven't, Have we? 

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No, it just came out. 
OK, I just want to say. 

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Address me. 
I hate that gift so much. 

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That fucking? 
Elephant. 

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I hate opening the comments and 
seeing I'm like oh get this 

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elephant off my screen. 
No, the, the most perfect use of

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it is that when like the Kevin 
Durant, the Kevin Durant files 

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came. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

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And the the the person who 
replied to his duty was 

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addressed me, she can see what 
was talking about. 

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He's like, oh, so you guys hate 
the trophy? 

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That was crazy. 
The Rockets have been playing 

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like ever since as well. 
So unbelievable. 

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What a character, what a. 
Character, that guy is come 

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home, Kevin Durant come to DC. 
Retire Kevin Durant. 

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Retire in Washington? 
Yeah, the where was I going 

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there? 
Oh, episode 19. 

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Yeah. 
So episode 19 is I, I am Mr. 

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Thumbnail. 
I am Mr. Title, and they call me

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that because I've never missed a
thumbnail. 

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I've never missed a title. 
And unfortunately, I can no 

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longer have that name because I 
I did. 

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I fell asleep the other night. 
It was the first night of being 

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in Melbourne. 
I was working on my show all day

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after and then flew to 
Melbourne, worked on my show 

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more. 
I had a big To Do List. 

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The Kelly thumbnails were on 
that and I just didn't even 

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didn't even cross my mind. 
I was that geeked out at the end

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of the day and I I messed up. 
What actually ended up happening

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was that it's performing better 
than most of our recent 

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episodes. 
Click through is through the. 

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Roof absolutely through the 
roof. 

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I was thinking about updating it
after it kind of leaves the 

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Kelly audience and kind of 
starts being promoted to other 

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people. 
No, still high, still high. 

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People still appear to be 
clicking on it even when even if

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they they may have never seen a 
Kelly video before. 

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There is just something so it 
it, I think it's episode. 

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There's something specific about
the number episode. 

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I don't think episode 20 would 
have done as well. 

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Something like episode 19. 
It just sits. 

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And again, it's not even episode
19. 

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It's this episode 19 since we 
started working with Jared. 

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But like, people don't 
necessarily know exactly when 

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that probably started happening.
Yeah. 

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So it's even more confusing. 
So I wonder if people thought it

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was maybe from, like the 
archives. 

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Yeah, from like when we actually
did Episode 19 pulled. 

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One out of our ass. 
Yeah. 

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It's just episode 19. 
So it had no thumbnail 

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originally, right? 
As well you made one? 

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Really. 
Quick. 

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No, it was just an automated 
screen grab from YouTube. 

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You know what, let's keep it, 
let's keep it up. 

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Let's just do that mystery box 
every episode. 

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You just won't know what the 
episode is. 

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But I like it. 
Now with the thumbnail, it 

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actually looks really quiet. 
I actually like looking at the 

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title. 
It's a good combo. 

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But yeah. 
Because it's like. 

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I want to fuck up again. 
Never, never, never, never, 

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never. 
Because it's important. 

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It's important. 
Thumbnail Thumbnail thumbnail 

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design is. 
It's a job. 

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You see what I know? 
It's a job and we're rapidly 

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losing work as thumbnail 
designers to AI. 

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That's what people don't talk 
about. 

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We are we are at the the 1st to 
go when I first the first 

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creatives to go a thumbnail 
designers. 

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It's brutal. 
It's absolutely brutal. 

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It is a job. 
It is a real job. 

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I get emails from them all the 
time. 

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Hey, your thumbnail needs work. 
I'm like, look at all these 

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thumbnails I've met. 
OK, cook I've. 

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Worked for all these people. 
I'm like, all right. 

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That always does feel like such 
the one of the toughest parts of

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outreach is just like, how do 
you politely approach not in our

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instance, but someone being 
like, hey, you're doing a great 

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job, I could do a better job. 
Yeah, yeah. 

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It's all it. 
No matter what, it sounds 

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condescending when I read it, 
it's always like, love what 

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you're doing, but like, hey, 
let's let's be honest, you could

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be doing better. 
And I'm like, I think I'm doing 

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all right. 
What do you know about? 

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That. 
Yeah, I love. 

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I feel like I might have 
mentioned this before, but the 

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the Loom, I think it's called 
Loom, which is a screen record 

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audio. 
Yeah, it's like a you can record

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yourself and I'll occasionally 
get a little loom video in my 

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e-mail being like, hey, have you
ever considered making online 

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community like a paid community?
It'll be like, what is this? 

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And there's a loom link, all 
right? 

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And it's a 5 minute video of 
some guy who's made a full on 

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paid community with like 
different tiers, draft courses 

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and all this stuff. 
And he's like, just say yes and 

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I'll make it for you bro. 
Just say yes, you and he's like 

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at the start first month I'll 
give you all the profit and then

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I'll then I'll decide on the 
split. 

452
00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:58,360
Like that's how serious I am 
about this bro. 

453
00:25:59,120 --> 00:26:01,920
And I'm always like, you know, 
I've never engaged. 

454
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:05,520
Stand up for yourself. 
Bro Yeah, honestly, it's a bit 

455
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:10,080
like know your worth. 
It's like, it's like, I don't 

456
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:11,400
really, you know, it's a bit 
weird. 

457
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:16,880
This is you're doing too much. 
This is a lot because it's like,

458
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:20,520
it's like there was somebody who
did it to me recently with them.

459
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:23,480
They made a whole merch line for
me, a whole 4. 

460
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:30,360
They made four products and it 
was, it was so it was just like,

461
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:35,000
like what, what, what, why, Why 
have you made 44? 

462
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:39,320
Like you don't even know if I'm 
if I want this, you just just 

463
00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:43,320
you know they'll send like 5 
follow-ups and every time it'll 

464
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:46,000
be like just reply no if you 
don't want, if you want to stop 

465
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:50,480
hearing from him just say no. 
Just please give me closer and 

466
00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:53,200
just say no. 
That's tough, man. 

467
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:58,360
That's freaking tough. 
And it's just a hoodie with my 

468
00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:00,760
My Little Star logo plastered 
all over it. 

469
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:02,600
I'm like, this is not the 
energy. 

470
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:07,640
We've got different ideas of 
what like I would want to put 

471
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:11,760
out to the world. 
Hello public domain detectors. 

472
00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:15,600
How do I think? 
You may go, I'll just be here. 

473
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,880
Nope. 
You're gone. 

474
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:23,840
Oh, I'm just over here. 
AI Chad face. 

475
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:28,920
Computer. 
Dumb puter. 

476
00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:31,840
Oh my God. 
Asking computer to find a 

477
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:37,040
computer. 
I this is one of my favorite 

478
00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:40,480
styles of graphics. 
That's unreal. 

479
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:42,320
That looks like it's been made 
in PowerPoint. 

480
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:45,520
That's fantastic. 
Do you hear George? 

481
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:46,960
Tell me what? 
Time I had a little bit out 

482
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:53,040
there that's great That's like 
so that's like a superhero with 

483
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:56,760
the glosses that's sad it. 
Is it is so PowerPoint coded? 

484
00:27:56,760 --> 00:28:04,320
Yeah, the gradient film, Unreal,
the just so many like I love 

485
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:08,800
that the the the geek is 
incredibly 2 dimensional. 

486
00:28:09,360 --> 00:28:11,560
And then the laptop, they were 
like, you know what, fuck it, 

487
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:16,520
let's give, let's, let's outline
the geek. 

488
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:21,360
Really love that the geek was 2 
dimensional. 

489
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,040
Two-dimensional gradient geek. 
This is awesome. 

490
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:28,480
Oh, which one's AI? 
And the premium ones, I wonder, 

491
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:31,880
Because these look legit. 
These all look legit. 

492
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:39,120
This diva, Oh my God, Oh my 
goodness, Oh my God, what the 

493
00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:40,000
hell? 
That's mine. 

494
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:44,560
Immediately. 
That's a coming secretion. 

495
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:47,920
Yeah. 
Really perverted. 

496
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:51,880
Oh, a little computer chip, I 
reckon. 

497
00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:54,480
This is why hard drives are $10 
billion. 

498
00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:58,480
That's the geek. 
Same as the geek. 

499
00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:01,360
I think the premium ones are the
AI ones. 

500
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:03,280
These are great. 
These are all just regular. 

501
00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:08,840
No, the the worse the better. 
Like I need wait it was. 

502
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:13,480
Oh my God, leaking. 
I hate that. 

503
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:17,280
I don't like that. 
I just like leaking. 

504
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:21,000
Kind of looks like it's leaking 
like battery acid or? 

505
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:22,920
Something. 
It grows. 

506
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:25,080
I like the. 
Crying that's. 

507
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:28,840
Fun. 
Yeah, that's funny. 

508
00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:33,600
Oh, hi, George. 
OK, I'm going to need you to be 

509
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:35,760
normal. 
I'm begging you. 

510
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:37,800
Begging you. 
Thank you. 

511
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:41,480
My God. 
Wait. 

512
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:44,440
This deep. 
This one. 

513
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:47,360
That's just is that someone? 
Is that a puss? 

514
00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:50,960
Come on, that's like. 
That's crazy. 

515
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:56,000
Man using MPC, fucking thing 
I've ever seen it went alive 

516
00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:59,840
this is. 
More art than AI ever will be. 

517
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:01,320
Absolutely. 
That's. 

518
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:02,920
Hilarious. 
That's right. 

519
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:06,480
So what are we looking at? 
OK, I. 

520
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:10,120
Don't know. 
We'll know when we say it. 

521
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:19,560
This is awesome. 
This is like one of my favorite 

522
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:22,920
websites. 
I've never seen this first 

523
00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:23,920
before. 
This is fantastic. 

524
00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:30,200
Publicdomainvectors.org It's a 
gold mine of just bullshit in 

525
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:33,440
the best way I. 
Love, there's an upload button 

526
00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:35,680
in the top right so just anyone 
can Chuck Chuck it up. 

527
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:38,480
You can just go fuck it. 
Oh my God. 

528
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:47,280
Oh. 
God, let's see, anger. 

529
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:50,960
Every everything here looks like
something the Public Library 

530
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:55,960
would use for a design or like a
newsletter or a flyer. 

531
00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:58,760
These are great. 
They're dog. 

532
00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:00,720
That's the best part about. 
It so good. 

533
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:03,880
I really like that. 
Yeah, that kind of goes crazy. 

534
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:08,360
You mean grab this diva? 
My style rage emoticon in the 

535
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:14,680
top right. 
Bring those back. 

536
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:20,640
I used to love that shit. 
MI gusta, MI gusta Jared, MI 

537
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:22,000
gusta. 
That's it. 

538
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:25,960
Let's see what do I got on that 
Give me give me something to 

539
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:30,320
search here so it'll give me an 
insane but relevant. 

540
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:34,320
Relevant. 
Something relevant maybe like? 

541
00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:36,280
Destruction. 
Something smashing like 

542
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:39,040
something I'm like smashing 
something, you know, like 

543
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:46,560
destruction. 
Maybe Jackhammer? 

544
00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:51,720
Jackhammer, OH. 
My God, this diva. 

545
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:57,760
Uh, do you guys, are you guys 
familiar with the falling metal 

546
00:31:57,760 --> 00:31:59,920
pipe sounds or have you gotten 
that? 

547
00:31:59,920 --> 00:32:02,400
Oh yeah, love the falling metal 
pipe. 

548
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:04,600
Where was it? 
I was in the store the other 

549
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:09,760
day. 
I was somewhere and like a metal

550
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:12,880
pipe fell on the floor. 
It sounded exactly. 

551
00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:18,640
I don't. 
I don't think Matt was with me. 

552
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:23,840
I don't remember where I was. 
It really did something. 

553
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:25,280
It made me really happy. 
Yeah. 

554
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:30,960
Smash. 
Here we go. 

555
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:34,880
Oh, slay. 
Is that woman kicking a 

556
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:37,120
swastika? 
Yeah. 

557
00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:41,280
Yeah, woke public domain 
vectors. 

558
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:44,880
OK, A. 
Lot of swastikas here. 

559
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:51,560
Vitamin D smashes cancer. 
Wow. 

560
00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:55,600
What an interesting depiction of
cancer though and and vitamin D 

561
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:58,480
just having you wouldn't know 
it's just a that's just a yellow

562
00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:01,080
circle with a big D on it. 
It's not. 

563
00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:05,520
We got smashing capitalism here.
Wow, putting like. 

564
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:07,720
Putting it in the bin. 
Neo Nazi shit in the trash. 

565
00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:12,760
OK, from the domain vector. 
Break the trash. 

566
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:16,280
I'm probably going to have to 
censor those, I think. 

567
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:20,720
Oh really? 
Well, I'm thinking it'll be 

568
00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:23,240
fine. 
Actually, probably not. 

569
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:25,000
That's true. 
That is true. 

570
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:26,800
It is true even. 
And it's even. 

571
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:29,440
It's just I always think I'm 
like, I'm like, does YouTube 

572
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:33,040
really check? 
Does YouTube really? 

573
00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:36,360
Do we have enough trust? 
Do we have enough trust built 

574
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:39,200
in? 
Wasn't that one time I said the 

575
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:42,360
C word and we got demonetised? 
Yes. 

576
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:46,760
Yeah, I can't say that word 
anymore. 

577
00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:58,200
Stop, stop, stop. 
Yes, look at this. 

578
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:04,360
OK. 
Great PNG, read them beautiful. 

579
00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:06,920
Oh my God. 
Wait, it's literally called Geek

580
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:10,560
SVG. 
Geek dot SVG is so good. 

581
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:12,360
I love that. 
That's a vector. 

582
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:13,560
I can't believe that's a vector.
That's sick. 

583
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:17,639
Hey, why is it in like the top 
right of the frame there? 

584
00:34:17,639 --> 00:34:21,360
That's funny. 
Oh, that works well with the 

585
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:27,920
Geek Johnny automatic anger. 
Oh, you saved that one. 

586
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:30,520
Yeah, I saved the perverted 
computer. 

587
00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:32,560
I needed it. 
That's nuts. 

588
00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:37,440
OK Oh oh, interesting. 
Why is it only part of it? 

589
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:40,760
That is bizarre. 
Very bizarre. 

590
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:43,360
OK, I guess no more perverted 
computer. 

591
00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:49,360
Oh, what if I put the? 
What if I put this on the 

592
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:52,719
folder? 
Perspective warp it's. 

593
00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:58,240
Like a little small. 
I really like that folder. 

594
00:34:58,680 --> 00:34:59,640
Yeah, it is a tricky. 
Message. 

595
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:02,680
I really like this folder. 
It's got like a really nice 

596
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:04,240
gradient art. 
It's got a drop shadow. 

597
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:09,160
Oh. 
I. 

598
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:15,960
Love the geek. 
Yeah, these are a great 

599
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:19,640
selection. 
They're so wildly different from

600
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:22,120
each other. 
That's the best part. 

601
00:35:22,240 --> 00:35:27,880
You have found 5 SVGS with 
completely different styles and 

602
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:34,200
that everyone is how they can be
united to be the same style you 

603
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:36,560
see. 
I am very excited to see how 

604
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:42,680
you're going to sort of 
consolidate the the feel of 

605
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:47,760
this. 
Oh, these guys don't even know. 

606
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:52,040
They don't even know. 
I don't even know what I'm 

607
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:52,840
capable of. 
I don't. 

608
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:54,960
Even fucking know. 
No, I, I, I I don't. 

609
00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:56,640
Even fucking know. 
I think I do. 

610
00:35:56,640 --> 00:35:58,400
I don't even know. 
I know what you're capable of. 

611
00:35:58,400 --> 00:35:59,320
That's why I'm. 
So no, I don't. 

612
00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:01,640
Even know I don't even know I. 
Don't even know. 

613
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:03,520
I don't even. 
Know I've never known. 

614
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:09,400
George is licking his like, if 
you see my shoulder moving, he's

615
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:11,720
licking his foot and his head's 
right under my elbow. 

616
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:17,880
He keeps hitting my arm up. 
I'd love. 

617
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:20,080
To have a cat in this apartment,
that would be nice. 

618
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:21,520
Actually coming home from a 
comedy show. 

619
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:24,320
Maybe that's what I should do 
next time try and cat sit for 

620
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:26,640
like a month. 
Rent a cat. 

621
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:30,000
Yeah, that's probably the the 
easiest way I've done going 

622
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,440
about it. 
That'd be fun. 

623
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:34,680
Hello. 
Meow, meow, meow. 

624
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:37,000
Oh, the show was good. 
Meow, meow, meow. 

625
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:40,000
I meow several times in this 
show. 

626
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:43,640
Several times. 
It's thrilled. 

627
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:48,160
Really checks out. 
Yeah, I really, I really took 

628
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:50,520
all the things that I liked 
doing in my last show, which was

629
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:55,240
meowing going, yeah. 
Meowing. 

630
00:36:56,880 --> 00:37:03,080
And just doing, I do that a lot.
Meow, meow, I make a joke about 

631
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:09,440
there's a moment where our lead 
character is to put in, let's 

632
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:12,160
say put in the intimate and 
intimate design is a romantic 

633
00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:14,240
scene. 
And just before things get 

634
00:37:14,240 --> 00:37:20,200
really heated, this is in the 
book he he realizes the day is 

635
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:25,360
about to be over and he hasn't 
made a poster for his 365 day 

636
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:30,200
poster project. 
And she doesn't understand. 

637
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:31,600
She doesn't, she's like, she's 
like, why? 

638
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:33,200
Why didn't you just post 
tomorrow and say it was an 

639
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:34,560
accident? 
And he's like. 

640
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:36,600
No, honey, we have other things 
to do. 

641
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:37,960
Honey, you have to touch me 
tomorrow. 

642
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:41,600
Cats waiting for dinner. 
Meow, meow, I can hear them now.

643
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:48,800
Because that's how the algorithm
works is it's all time based and

644
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:52,120
now yeah, interest. 
Based it definitely, yeah, it 

645
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:58,680
definitely won't, you know, 
posting at 11:57 PM versus your 

646
00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:03,040
usual time at like 11:00 AM Post
it. 

647
00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:05,160
Post when everyone's asleep. 
That's what that's what they 

648
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:10,560
that's what they always say. 
Kill a post before it has time 

649
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:18,640
to, you know, to to blow up. 
It's a good it's good strategy. 

650
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:22,000
Oh. 
I hate that. 

651
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,960
That was what was that? 
Hated it. 

652
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:31,000
Ugly, ugly. 
Photocopy graphic pen. 

653
00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:39,120
I don't like that. 
I'm exhausted. 

654
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:45,200
I need to like, yeah. 
I'm so glad I'm not designing, 

655
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:52,800
this is quite pleasant. 
This is what the viewers 

656
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:55,760
experience every week for the 
most part, unless they're 

657
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:58,760
designing. 
What me not designing? 

658
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:02,680
No, not designing and getting to
watch. 

659
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:04,920
It's true, it's true. 
And getting to watch. 

660
00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:10,760
I do think I feel like I are 
going to be err on the side of 

661
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:16,080
most of our like most of our 
audience design with us or are 

662
00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:23,080
working in some capacity. 
I think which I like it's how 

663
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:24,400
it's how we get through our 
Mondays. 

664
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:31,120
I just looked to the space where
my camera usually is and it 

665
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:36,480
wasn't there. 
How is it instinct to look at 

666
00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:38,600
the camera and it was not there 
you're. 

667
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:41,200
Just meant to be a YouTube. 
I'm born and raised as a 

668
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:42,720
YouTube. 
It was always, always. 

669
00:39:42,720 --> 00:39:45,280
It was made out for me, always 
made for me. 

670
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:54,800
So good. 
I see. 

671
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:55,840
Now. 
Do you see Jared? 

672
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:56,800
Oh, it's all coming. 
Together. 

673
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:58,760
I'm fond of it. 
I'm not fond of it, guys. 

674
00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:03,280
Really interesting, I think it 
looks cool. 

675
00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:08,640
No, I knew it was going to come 
together, but I'm always, I was 

676
00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:12,720
really, I was really excited to 
see the approach. 

677
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:21,680
The old bit of noise, black and 
white, make it look like it was 

678
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:23,600
printed. 
It's a good, it's a good tactic.

679
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:26,600
It's Evergreen. 
It is guys. 

680
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:28,920
I'm working on my first Zine. 
It's not for me. 

681
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:31,400
It's pretty crazy. 
Oh. 

682
00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:36,680
But for the first time I am 
doing a Zine. 

683
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:40,680
Does a Zine require the entire 
design to be on? 

684
00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:46,000
Like a piece of paper that you 
can then fold usually. 

685
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:49,400
Usually, OK, well, it's I guess 
it's like that's classic 

686
00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:52,640
bookmaking. 
You would have one giant sheet 

687
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:56,360
that's folded into the book. 
But I don't think it has to. 

688
00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:59,040
I don't think it needs to be. 
I could be wrong. 

689
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:01,680
No, I was just. 
I think it's just probably the 

690
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:05,320
easiest way to do it, yeah. 
You can do it a couple different

691
00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:07,720
ways. 
Are you enjoying making? 

692
00:41:07,720 --> 00:41:12,960
Said Zane. 
Oh yeah, MM, Carney said that 

693
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:15,280
I've never made a Zane before 
because I've always been 

694
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:24,120
employed, because I'm working 
with him on it. 

695
00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:25,560
And I was like, I've never made 
a Zane. 

696
00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:27,440
Like, is that OK? 
And he was like, yeah, because 

697
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:31,160
you've always had a job. 
That's good. 

698
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:32,840
I want to steal that one. 
That's funny. 

699
00:41:33,720 --> 00:41:38,600
That's a very good joke. 
I know I just it is this is. 

700
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:45,280
Incredibly true, I was. 
Actually. 

701
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:46,680
Surprised. 
I feel like you would have. 

702
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:49,640
I'm surprised you have a 
magazine I feel like. 

703
00:41:50,720 --> 00:41:51,480
Oh, thank you. 
So you. 

704
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:54,960
So I give off unemployed energy.
No, no, no, no, no, no you. 

705
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:58,840
Know like it's a it's I feel 
like it's like a because you 

706
00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:00,720
you've. 
It's in my political sphere. 

707
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:03,520
Yeah, and you've released like 
Prince before. 

708
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:07,600
Yeah, I feel like the Zane is a 
natural step. 

709
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:14,000
It's a natural progression, 
you'd think, but you know. 

710
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:17,840
For a client A, does this mean 
it's a musician? 

711
00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:21,840
An artist is releasing A Zane 
Huh? 

712
00:42:24,240 --> 00:42:27,880
This client I am very very 
grateful for because they want 

713
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:31,240
to do freaky ass shit. 
Yeah. 

714
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:35,760
And nobody wants to do freaky 
ass shit anymore dude. 

715
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:42,360
That's so fun. 
It's a cool stuff. 

716
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:44,680
Do you know when it will? 
When you'll be able to talk 

717
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:46,040
about it, like when it will come
out. 

718
00:42:49,720 --> 00:42:52,520
It's when the band starts tour, 
so that's in the summer. 

719
00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:54,000
The Band. 
OK. 

720
00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:58,520
So a summer, we'll get to see 
more of it in the summer and we 

721
00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:01,760
won't ask any more questions. 
In the summer of time when the 

722
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:05,840
weather is hot. 
To who it could possibly be. 

723
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:08,800
It's a Kelliot Zine. 
It's cool though. 

724
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:13,760
Surprise. 
We made a Zine. 

725
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:18,240
Surprise, surprise. 
I could show you guys. 

726
00:43:18,240 --> 00:43:27,120
It's a fish chest Zine I. 
Bought this pack. 

727
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:30,840
It's a Rezo pack. 
Oh. 

728
00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:34,760
From Bracken. 
Oh wow. 

729
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:36,560
I really like it. 
Yeah. 

730
00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:42,560
Because it's just kind of like a
A1 click situation. 

731
00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:47,880
Oh oh oh I want this. 
Yeah, yeah, I know. 

732
00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:48,920
Oh, that's great. 
Awesome. 

733
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:50,720
Oh, that is fantastic. 
Yeah. 

734
00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:53,040
Fuck. 
Damn. 

735
00:43:53,040 --> 00:44:02,320
So what you can do is like it. 
It sets it to multiply. 

736
00:44:06,240 --> 00:44:07,480
Is this just affecting the 
entire? 

737
00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:08,680
How's it working? 
What does it affect? 

738
00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:11,840
What is it adding? 
It's a layer styles. 

739
00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:15,720
And it's just, oh wow, it's just
replacing what was already 

740
00:44:15,720 --> 00:44:18,640
there? 
Or is it adding a copy? 

741
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:24,720
Oh, I, I made a copy. 
So like if we're here, it just 

742
00:44:24,720 --> 00:44:27,960
stacks 2 colour overlays on top 
of a pattern. 

743
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:29,960
Amazing. 
And then just clicking it 

744
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:33,320
changes. 
Yeah, it just automatically does

745
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:35,440
it for you. 
That is very cool. 

746
00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:38,520
That is very very cool. 
What a smart way of doing this. 

747
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:42,160
I would have never thought to 
have used a pattern overlay to 

748
00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:46,400
create like a noise. 
Effect yeah, it's really handy 

749
00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:50,640
because then you could just set 
it to hard mix, which gives you 

750
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:57,720
a really intense thing and then 
you can do a color overlay to to

751
00:44:57,720 --> 00:45:01,160
Gray to just Gray out the tones 
and then you could do another 

752
00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:05,640
color overlay of screen to make 
it. 

753
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:09,480
I mean you don't even have to 
buy the pack, but it's it's I 

754
00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:18,080
really have been enjoying it. 
But yeah, so it's like easy, 

755
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:22,240
easy texture stuff. 
But I do think that pattern 

756
00:45:22,240 --> 00:45:27,320
scale is too big. 
But that's gorgeous. 

757
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:30,080
Yeah. 
I like doing this. 

758
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:33,800
And then like, that's it. 
I multiply. 

759
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:35,440
Right now. 
It's very. 

760
00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:39,040
Affordable too, yeah. 
How much is it? 

761
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:43,000
I I've super, is it called Super
Rezo? 

762
00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:47,720
From Bracken. 
From Bracken there's I see it 

763
00:45:47,720 --> 00:45:51,680
here for $29.00. 
There's a personal and a 

764
00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:55,920
commercial one, but it's been 
like, I don't normally recommend

765
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:59,800
plug insurance very often, but 
that's just been like a nice, I 

766
00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:02,440
can use it as like a jumping off
point to do what I'm doing right

767
00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:07,720
here just so I can kind of make 
things crunchy really quickly. 

768
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:11,800
Yeah. 
Oh, there's a there's a Super 

769
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:14,760
Rezo 2 as well. 
Oh, there's a sequel. 

770
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:17,240
There's a sequel? 
The Squeak Wall. 

771
00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:23,360
Look at our little geek A. 
Little geek. 

772
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:26,400
They're side by sides of real 
Rizzo. 

773
00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:30,920
Rizzo's are are impressive. 
Yeah, I think it would look sick

774
00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:35,280
on like a big scale as well as 
like these little such a nice 

775
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:37,120
like crunchiness to it. 
It's lovely. 

776
00:46:39,240 --> 00:46:41,800
Yeah. 
What size canvas are we working 

777
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:43,200
on here by the way? 
Kill out of cure? 

778
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:52,240
What's your usual for this? 
8 by 10300. 24th by three. 

779
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:56,760
That's cool. 
And then what I will do right 

780
00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:59,480
here, actually, I got to start 
working on my type because I 

781
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:05,120
want to fuck around with my type
a little bit, but what I will do

782
00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:07,920
is just to get freaky right 
here. 

783
00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:11,000
Oh well, that made it really 
scary when it didn't have the 

784
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:20,440
pupil in the eye. 
Is bracken Australian? 

785
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:28,040
I don't know if he's American. 
Because I just got the pop up to

786
00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:31,680
sign up for the newsletter, said
the option to say no. 

787
00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:34,440
It said no thanks mate. 
And I was like, that's. 

788
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:36,800
Could be British, Could. 
Be British. 

789
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:42,440
British mention. 
But the the bracken on a bracken

790
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:43,920
phones I found all over the 
world. 

791
00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:45,360
I thought it was maybe an 
Australian? 

792
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:50,120
Australian plant. 
It looks pretty strange. 

793
00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:58,880
Bracken super design. 
Bracken dot design. 

794
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:04,160
Where did my where did my dork 
go? 

795
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:06,800
Oh, I accidentally turned him 
off. 

796
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:09,200
OK, where? 
Did Where did my dork go? 

797
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:13,440
This is Geek. 
This is Dork. 

798
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:15,920
This is Diva. 
Dork. 

799
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:21,320
Diva Geek Geek. 
I feel like Bracken is 

800
00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:26,280
Australian. 
This feels based on a up. 

801
00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:30,680
I'm Tim and I once got caught 
nibbling command be a paper by 

802
00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:34,560
my uni tutor uni. 
But a up is very like. 

803
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:36,880
That's how that's what Martin 
says to me when he emails me. 

804
00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:40,360
He goes a up. 
So that's good movies from the 

805
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:43,280
Isle of Man. 
Can confirm, I've not. 

806
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:46,680
I'm not accustomed to a. 
Up a up hey, up this very 

807
00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:47,560
bridge. 
Yeah. 

808
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:49,960
Yeah, EY, up. 
Hey up. 

809
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:52,880
Hey, up. 
Oops. 

810
00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:57,440
I'm trying to let stuff breathe 
a little bit more. 

811
00:48:57,440 --> 00:49:02,400
I feel like I tend to cram too 
much in for the sake of it 

812
00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:05,640
making it really like for to 
make it feel like it's more 

813
00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:11,920
cohesive just to cram everything
together. 

814
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:15,560
Yeah. 
And the contact page says say 

815
00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:18,680
hello and an entire little bit 
I'm just says or a up. 

816
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:26,280
What is that of the a up? 
That's so funny. 

817
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:31,440
Hey up, Hey up. 
Maybe we can identify his 

818
00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:35,720
location by identifying where 
the bracken plant comes from. 

819
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:38,840
Well, that's what I was looking 
into, but it was it's, it's kind

820
00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:40,360
of. 
He has a YouTube channel, I'm 

821
00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:42,800
sure you could go watch his 
YouTube channel and ID it from 

822
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:44,440
his accent. 
That's very true. 

823
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:47,400
That is very true. 
Or or. 

824
00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:49,960
We just keep. 
Playing, yeah. 

825
00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:53,320
Or we could, or we could keep 
seeing if more mentions of a up 

826
00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:59,600
and then figure it out based on 
a up, a up, I reckon. 

827
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:03,920
UK based, I feel that's my 
theory. 

828
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:07,680
That's my theory. 
Lock it in based on the amount 

829
00:50:07,680 --> 00:50:13,000
of warm clothing in the That's 
that is literally what I that's 

830
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,240
good in a way. 
Yeah, Yeah, that is how I'm 

831
00:50:15,240 --> 00:50:21,760
going to. 
I have never seen Bracken design

832
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:23,680
before. 
I will give a follow. 

833
00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:26,760
Back Oh, his ads get me like 
crazy on Pinterest. 

834
00:50:28,080 --> 00:50:30,840
Yeah, I'm going to get more like
textures and stuff. 

835
00:50:30,840 --> 00:50:34,760
And it's, it's cool. 
I appreciate it. 

836
00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:38,680
Nice link tree as well. 
Really nice link tree on 

837
00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:40,240
Bracken. 
I got to get a link tree. 

838
00:50:40,240 --> 00:50:42,440
I think I'm going to go back to 
link tree. 

839
00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:46,280
Yeah. 
I had my own custom website that

840
00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:50,520
I was trying to build on what 
Kaga and I just like. 

841
00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:55,600
The other thing I think I went 
on the the the mythical link 

842
00:50:55,600 --> 00:50:58,360
tree. 
I was like, this is nice. 

843
00:50:58,720 --> 00:51:01,760
They've got some cool new 
features that make the like the 

844
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:05,400
layout look quite nice. 
And I did some work with 

845
00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:09,440
Lingtree was I think they were 
one of my first sponsored posts 

846
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:13,760
I ever did back in like 2021. 
And as part of that, I got a 

847
00:51:13,760 --> 00:51:17,240
lifetime pro Lingtree account 
that I forgot. 

848
00:51:17,240 --> 00:51:19,040
I thought it was like 2 years 
and I checked the other day and 

849
00:51:19,040 --> 00:51:23,120
I was still on the pro and I 
went oh sick lifetime pro that 

850
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:25,280
I'm not utilizing. 
I think I'm currently using a 

851
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:28,360
flow desk one because I did work
with flow Desk that 

852
00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:31,400
contractually I had to use their
website for a year. 

853
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:34,880
All the stuff that goes on 
behind the scenes, all these, 

854
00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:38,080
all these deals, you just get 
locked into stuff. 

855
00:51:38,960 --> 00:51:40,240
Oh yeah, years. 
Not that long. 

856
00:51:40,240 --> 00:51:41,400
And. 
Then I Lord knows you do. 

857
00:51:41,880 --> 00:51:46,160
I do, I should I really? 
I'm very good at going. 

858
00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:49,560
Yeah, Yeah, we can do a year of 
a website of my main website 

859
00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:52,320
being a photos, yeah. 
I could do a video while I'm 

860
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:54,400
doing. 
I'm doing my comedy show on 

861
00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:56,080
another city. 
Yeah, I could do that, yeah. 

862
00:51:56,440 --> 00:51:58,720
Otherwise I won't make one. 
That's that's like the issue. 

863
00:51:58,720 --> 00:52:04,160
I feel like I just I need like 
some kind of deadline, some kind

864
00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:07,560
of deadline to just push back 
against relentlessly. 

865
00:52:08,720 --> 00:52:12,440
Sorry it's a week late. 
You'll get it though, you'll get

866
00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:15,120
it. 
Yet another client I'm working 

867
00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:18,960
with who wants the scripts 
before I start filming and I'm 

868
00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:22,600
like you have just guaranteed A2
month delay in the process of 

869
00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:25,320
this video just. 
For asking. 

870
00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:28,960
That delay will not be made in 
time thanks to that one thing. 

871
00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:33,120
It's not how I work, man. 
You get the finished products 

872
00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:36,760
and then we make notes. 
Otherwise I'll start to hate it.

873
00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:41,520
I'll start to hate it because 
it's like, what do you, what do 

874
00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:43,200
you, what do you mean? 
You're going to, you're going to

875
00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:46,760
like give notes on a script When
you, when you don't know what 

876
00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:52,880
it's what it sounds like, the 
music, you, the, the jokes, it's

877
00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:56,720
just words. 
It needs the whole, the whole 

878
00:52:56,720 --> 00:52:58,280
package. 
It's very important. 

879
00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:05,240
This is looking good, Kel. 
This is looking. 

880
00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:08,120
Really good. 
It's like you're that Black Keys

881
00:53:08,120 --> 00:53:09,920
poster you made. 
Yeah, the the big the listing 

882
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:11,000
party kind of thing that you 
post I. 

883
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:17,040
Feel I've been really working in
that in that vein lately and 

884
00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:19,520
I've been having a lot of fun 
with it. 

885
00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:24,080
Like I doing those Black Keys 
posters is so fun. 

886
00:53:24,240 --> 00:53:27,520
Yeah. 
And also because Mike Carney 

887
00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:30,360
rips me a new asshole every 
single time we work on one. 

888
00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:34,560
But I I enjoy it because nobody 
else will challenge me. 

889
00:53:35,240 --> 00:53:37,560
Right? 
In a way that I allow, yeah. 

890
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:41,880
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
Otherwise they just piss me off 

891
00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:47,480
because otherwise I'm like who 
The Who the fuck are you? 

892
00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:53,120
Don't talk to me like that ever 
again. 

893
00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:55,080
That's so funny. 
I love that. 

894
00:53:55,120 --> 00:53:57,840
I love that. 
But I will, I will, I will let 

895
00:53:57,840 --> 00:54:01,240
him be a thorn in my side. 
Yeah, you need people like that.

896
00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:03,560
I don't have anyone like that. 
I'm out of control. 

897
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:09,560
I'll do that. 
You need like it has to be, it 

898
00:54:09,560 --> 00:54:13,760
has to be the right person. 
Otherwise, like my rule is, you 

899
00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:18,440
know, like feedback without 
consent is harassment. 

900
00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:23,480
Yeah, and I think it gets to a 
point where it's like like I 

901
00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:26,320
like I feel like when I'm making
like when I'm getting notes on 

902
00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:30,320
like videos from like a a 
sponsor about like the comedy of

903
00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:32,840
the video, like hey, can we make
this part? 

904
00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:35,320
Like can we do this? 
We think it'll make it funnier. 

905
00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:38,640
And I'm like with all like, Oh 
yeah, with no due, you think? 

906
00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:40,160
It's going to make it funnier. 
Yeah, yeah. 

907
00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:43,080
It's like I, I think I know what
I'm doing. 

908
00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:46,760
Like I like, it's just, it's 
mind boggling. 

909
00:54:46,760 --> 00:54:50,360
Absolutely mind boggling. 
Yeah. 

910
00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:51,600
It's like that's not what we're 
here for. 

911
00:54:51,640 --> 00:54:53,560
You meant to give me notes? 
Just tell me if I'm saying the 

912
00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:55,320
name of the laptop, correct? 
Fuck. 

913
00:54:57,280 --> 00:54:59,560
Just make sure I said the code 
enough times like. 

914
00:54:59,800 --> 00:55:01,800
God, that's all. 
That's what you mean. 

915
00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:07,240
Yeah, no, he's like been 
integral in like pushing me as a

916
00:55:07,240 --> 00:55:10,720
designer because like as a 
freelancer, like the only 

917
00:55:10,720 --> 00:55:13,400
feedback I get is from like 
project managers and I'm like, 

918
00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:15,680
what the fuck do you know? 
Yeah. 

919
00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:22,120
I don't want feedback from you. 
You have e-mail job so but for 

920
00:55:22,120 --> 00:55:26,080
him I, I, I will allow it 
because I respect his. 

921
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:28,280
Opinion and I guess to the point
then it's like when you've got 

922
00:55:28,280 --> 00:55:30,680
too many different opinions 
coming through and it all gets 

923
00:55:30,720 --> 00:55:33,560
meddled up and it's just 
confusing and it's like there's 

924
00:55:33,560 --> 00:55:36,960
no trust involved. 
I feel like so much of it is 

925
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:40,120
just trust, especially when the 
notes are given during the 

926
00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:42,760
process. 
I think that is what I like. 

927
00:55:43,960 --> 00:55:47,600
I I understand why one would 
give notes like Jur as it's 

928
00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:51,360
happening, like to potentially, 
like make it more efficient. 

929
00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:54,040
So like you don't get caught up 
with massive things that need to

930
00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:56,160
turn that off. 
What is that, Jared? 

931
00:55:56,160 --> 00:55:58,160
Turn that off. 
Turn that off. 

932
00:55:59,360 --> 00:56:01,400
Whatever that sound was, turn it
off right now. 

933
00:56:03,080 --> 00:56:04,520
Yeah, I was. 
Having a beautiful speech, 

934
00:56:04,520 --> 00:56:05,600
right? 
There, I just had a moment. 

935
00:56:05,720 --> 00:56:08,960
That was Jared's alarm. 
I just I set a 45 minute alarm 

936
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:10,400
for the design. 
Just OK, good to. 

937
00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:12,360
Know it's been 45 minutes, yeah.
You're doing. 

938
00:56:12,720 --> 00:56:15,160
OK, I'll wrap it up. 
No, no, there's no no wrap up. 

939
00:56:15,160 --> 00:56:19,680
But I just that was sort of just
to give a sense of of time, 

940
00:56:19,720 --> 00:56:20,400
sorry. 
It's good to know. 

941
00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:21,520
It's good to. 
No, no, it's OK. 

942
00:56:21,520 --> 00:56:21,920
What? 
Time. 

943
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:23,200
Does everybody wake up in the 
morning? 

944
00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:28,040
I'm curious. 
I don't usually question 6610. 

945
00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:33,080
Oh yeah. 
I was supposed to get up at 7:00

946
00:56:33,080 --> 00:56:34,720
this morning and I woke up at 
10:03. 

947
00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:39,840
What did you what happened? 
Did you sleep through the alarms

948
00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:42,160
or was it more of a just just 
sleepy? 

949
00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:48,480
I, I don't know, I, I have like 
this, I feel like I've talked 

950
00:56:48,480 --> 00:56:51,080
about it on here, but like, I 
have like this mystery illness 

951
00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:54,200
that I've had for years and 
years and years where like 

952
00:56:54,960 --> 00:57:03,480
sometimes I will just get 
unbelievably tired and like I 

953
00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:07,840
have like flu like symptoms for 
like a day. 

954
00:57:09,160 --> 00:57:15,120
And it's usually preceded by a 
lot of stress. 

955
00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:19,600
And due to my situation, I was 
telling you guys about off 

956
00:57:19,600 --> 00:57:23,400
camera, it's caused me a lot of 
stress in the past couple of 

957
00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:27,040
days. 
That's not going to work. 

958
00:57:27,560 --> 00:57:35,320
So hello, I just got an insane 
text from Mike Carney. 

959
00:57:35,320 --> 00:57:36,880
That's hilarious. 
Speak of the devil. 

960
00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:42,080
But yeah, so it's been making me
extra sleepy the past couple 

961
00:57:42,080 --> 00:57:49,200
days. 
But even though I had like so 

962
00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:52,680
much work to do this morning and
I was just like. 

963
00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:55,280
Well, it's always those days 
there where it's just like, fuck

964
00:57:55,320 --> 00:57:56,400
what happened to me the other 
day. 

965
00:57:56,400 --> 00:57:59,120
I, I, I set an alarm for like 7.
I was like, you'll get up, 

966
00:57:59,120 --> 00:58:00,840
you'll work on the show. 
It's opening night. 

967
00:58:01,240 --> 00:58:04,240
I woke up at 11. 
I was like, all right. 

968
00:58:04,960 --> 00:58:06,200
I was like, I think my body need
my. 

969
00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:09,520
I always just interpret it as a 
way of like taking the guilt 

970
00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:11,120
away. 
Yeah, my body need it. 

971
00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:13,400
That was my body telling me I 
needed more sleep. 

972
00:58:13,960 --> 00:58:17,840
And I'm like, that's that makes 
me feel a bit better because 

973
00:58:17,840 --> 00:58:20,280
otherwise I just go like, oh, 
you should have had the 

974
00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:22,520
discipline to wake up. 
Well, well. 

975
00:58:22,560 --> 00:58:25,440
You don't have any discipline. 
The only reason I can get up at 

976
00:58:25,440 --> 00:58:30,120
like 6 is because the gym class 
I want to go to is at 6:30 and 

977
00:58:30,120 --> 00:58:35,720
if I like and it's it's good. 
I look for I'm like I'm I'm 

978
00:58:35,720 --> 00:58:37,720
looking forward to it. 
So it like makes it easier to 

979
00:58:37,720 --> 00:58:39,760
get up. 
But otherwise like I would be 

980
00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:44,880
getting up at at 8910 for sure, 
but suddenly I need. 

981
00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:47,800
Something to get out of bed. 
Like if I don't then I'm usually

982
00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:50,240
in bed till like 10 or 11. 
Yeah, I'm aimless. 

983
00:58:50,240 --> 00:58:53,720
I'm just like and I hate here 
because I don't have my like 

984
00:58:53,720 --> 00:58:57,000
alarm and stuff. 
I've got my phone and it means 

985
00:58:57,000 --> 00:59:00,520
that my phone I sleep next to my
phone and I have I don't do that

986
00:59:00,520 --> 00:59:00,880
at home. 
It's. 

987
00:59:00,880 --> 00:59:04,160
Disrupting my whole system. 
Yeah, and I I just, it just 

988
00:59:04,160 --> 00:59:07,520
happens I just half an hour 
minimum on my phone in the 

989
00:59:07,520 --> 00:59:10,520
morning, even though everything 
is blocked somehow half an hour 

990
00:59:10,520 --> 00:59:15,720
pass is part time flies when 
you're like tired sleep with the

991
00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:16,840
phone in the other room 
everyone. 

992
00:59:16,840 --> 00:59:21,360
I cannot recommend it more. 
It is truly the best thing I've.

993
00:59:23,120 --> 00:59:24,120
Ever. 
I've been knitting in the 

994
00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:30,000
morning, like when I get up and 
like I'll make coffee and then 

995
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:36,120
I'll get back in bed and knit, 
which is a dangerous game 

996
00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:40,920
because like I'll, I'll just sit
in bed and I'll have like the 

997
00:59:40,920 --> 00:59:43,960
cats like sleeping next to me. 
Like that's like when I post my 

998
00:59:43,960 --> 00:59:46,680
pictures every morning of Benny,
like sleeping on me. 

999
00:59:46,960 --> 00:59:49,960
That's because I'm knitting and 
I'm like drinking my coffee and 

1000
00:59:49,960 --> 00:59:53,520
it's like so peaceful. 
But then I will stay there for 

1001
00:59:53,520 --> 00:59:54,600
like 3 hours. 
Oh, did. 

1002
00:59:54,600 --> 00:59:56,560
You ever want to get up? 
That sounds lovely. 

1003
00:59:56,600 --> 00:59:58,320
Yeah, exactly. 
And that's what I'm saying. 

1004
00:59:58,320 --> 01:00:00,280
Like, well, I'm doing something 
that's good for my brain. 

1005
01:00:00,280 --> 01:00:03,000
I'm not on my phone. 
I'm just like listening to music

1006
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:05,040
or listening to an audio book 
and I'm hanging out with my. 

1007
01:00:05,080 --> 01:00:08,280
Cat. 
Like, yeah, like, I'm having 

1008
01:00:08,280 --> 01:00:11,240
such a I'm watching the birds 
out the window. 

1009
01:00:11,240 --> 01:00:13,680
That sounds lovely. 
Like the sun is shining, 

1010
01:00:13,720 --> 01:00:18,240
cortisol at record low levels. 
So, like, you want me to come 

1011
01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:19,800
sit here? 
Yeah. 

1012
01:00:20,080 --> 01:00:23,600
And do this do they shit? 
I was like, am I making a poster

1013
01:00:23,600 --> 01:00:32,680
about me freaking the fuck out? 
Anyway, how are how are you 

1014
01:00:32,680 --> 01:00:33,240
feeling guys? 
I can't. 

1015
01:00:33,280 --> 01:00:36,440
Be opening card packs right now.
Just one, just one. 

1016
01:00:36,560 --> 01:00:38,840
It's my daily pack. 
Oh my God, he's addicted. 

1017
01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:41,480
Guys, it's the bingo. 
It's the bingo. 

1018
01:00:41,480 --> 01:00:44,320
He needs us to acknowledge oh. 
My God, hold on. 

1019
01:00:44,320 --> 01:00:49,560
Swipe this open. 
Wow. 

1020
01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:54,280
Come on. 
The the. 

1021
01:00:56,080 --> 01:00:59,960
The Purgatory. 
Is that a good poll? 

1022
01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:01,760
What does that mean? 
That's the. 

1023
01:01:01,760 --> 01:01:03,800
Most desirable God in the entire
all. 

1024
01:01:03,960 --> 01:01:05,240
Right. 
Anyway. 

1025
01:01:06,840 --> 01:01:11,800
We have a clip. 
That's crazy. 

1026
01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:15,640
That's insane. 
So who is she? 

1027
01:01:16,160 --> 01:01:19,120
That's mega gengai EX shiny. 
Damn. 

1028
01:01:19,800 --> 01:01:23,520
That's a shiny mega gengai EX. 
That's insane huh? 

1029
01:01:25,520 --> 01:01:31,280
Wow wow. 
Can you see how much my mood has

1030
01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:34,800
changed? 
I'm so glad that's what's lifted

1031
01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:37,520
your mood. 
Oh my God, it's going to be a 

1032
01:01:37,520 --> 01:01:39,760
good day. 
You know what? 

1033
01:01:39,960 --> 01:01:41,120
We should keep this streak 
going. 

1034
01:01:41,120 --> 01:01:43,400
I'm going to spend $30 on the 
game right now. 

1035
01:01:43,680 --> 01:01:46,200
What? 
Wow. 

1036
01:01:47,320 --> 01:01:49,480
Leave while you're up. 
I cannot believe that. 

1037
01:01:52,840 --> 01:01:59,880
From 2016 there's a mega Gengar 
EX on eBay for 10,000 USD. 

1038
01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:02,440
Save mega. 
You know how much this one's 

1039
01:02:02,440 --> 01:02:07,840
worth. 
Nothing. $0.00 in APSA 10 it's 

1040
01:02:09,600 --> 01:02:11,640
but still, you know, still I'm 
elated. 

1041
01:02:11,760 --> 01:02:14,240
Absolutely. 
I'm, I'm, I can't believe it. 

1042
01:02:14,880 --> 01:02:17,520
I cannot believe that. 
Well, that's sick. 

1043
01:02:17,520 --> 01:02:24,480
I'm going to tell everyone I 
know this is ominous. 

1044
01:02:24,480 --> 01:02:33,840
Or I will or I will. 
Or I will freak it. 

1045
01:02:34,880 --> 01:02:35,600
Or I will. 
Freak. 

1046
01:02:36,040 --> 01:02:38,000
I will freak it. 
Or I will take you to my 

1047
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:40,000
penthouse. 
And I will freak it. 

1048
01:02:40,240 --> 01:02:42,720
Yeah, it's gross. 
There's a few moments in my show

1049
01:02:42,720 --> 01:02:45,000
which I'd actually gross and I'm
going to have to cut because I 

1050
01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:47,560
was like, like I was. 
Like, Oh yeah, in this show, 

1051
01:02:47,560 --> 01:02:52,400
there are a few moments. 
That are actually gross, just 

1052
01:02:52,400 --> 01:02:55,240
like just dumb shit that I leave
in that are like that are not 

1053
01:02:55,240 --> 01:02:58,680
like I read it like they're not 
gross, but if you like take a 

1054
01:02:58,680 --> 01:03:01,440
second to think about the line, 
it's pretty gross, I feel. 

1055
01:03:01,440 --> 01:03:03,280
But it's just his weird way of 
saying shit. 

1056
01:03:03,680 --> 01:03:11,280
Yeah, like there's one more 
where he goes like I think the 

1057
01:03:11,280 --> 01:03:14,720
love interest character goes 
like, oh, you're a graphic 

1058
01:03:14,720 --> 01:03:16,320
designer. 
And he goes. 

1059
01:03:16,840 --> 01:03:19,640
And then then there's like I 
feel a smirk coming on my face 

1060
01:03:20,080 --> 01:03:22,360
and that kind of moves on. 
And it's like, it's a weird way 

1061
01:03:22,360 --> 01:03:26,080
of saying it. 
It's like like you can see how 

1062
01:03:26,080 --> 01:03:27,120
someone. 
Might say it. 

1063
01:03:27,800 --> 01:03:30,800
Like he's someone might say it's
not meant to, you know, like it 

1064
01:03:30,800 --> 01:03:33,640
doesn't it's it's like it's 
there if you if you hear it, 

1065
01:03:33,640 --> 01:03:35,880
it's there, but otherwise it's 
not there. 

1066
01:03:36,080 --> 01:03:38,640
Like, that's very much my, I 
love that type of joke. 

1067
01:03:43,840 --> 01:03:45,440
It's fun. 
It's fun. 

1068
01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:47,520
Oh my God. 
Are you saving the file? 

1069
01:03:47,520 --> 01:03:48,680
Is it? 
Is it done? 

1070
01:03:49,080 --> 01:03:50,040
No. 
Oh. 

1071
01:03:52,920 --> 01:03:55,440
I'm digging for my displacement 
map. 

1072
01:03:57,440 --> 01:04:00,440
Displacement map mentioned. 
I only use one and I'm not happy

1073
01:04:00,440 --> 01:04:02,320
about it. 
Displacement. 

1074
01:04:02,320 --> 01:04:03,880
Because I don't like the people 
I bought it from. 

1075
01:04:05,720 --> 01:04:08,000
Displace. 
I don't think I've ever used a 

1076
01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:10,360
displacement map in my life. 
I have some. 

1077
01:04:10,360 --> 01:04:11,560
There's so many things I've 
really done. 

1078
01:04:11,680 --> 01:04:13,520
So many things I haven't done. 
Yeah, really. 

1079
01:04:13,520 --> 01:04:15,600
I just, I just. 
It always overwhelms me. 

1080
01:04:16,440 --> 01:04:21,640
Absolutely. 
Overwhelms me. 

1081
01:04:21,640 --> 01:04:31,580
Oops. 
The only maps I like are world 

1082
01:04:31,580 --> 01:04:33,540
maps. 
Maps by the Yeah, yeah, yes. 

1083
01:04:34,260 --> 01:04:38,360
Maps by the Yeah, yeah, yes, 
yeah, yeah, yeah. 

1084
01:04:38,360 --> 01:04:41,320
So they're the ones who meant 
Bang Bang bang, the song Bang 

1085
01:04:41,320 --> 01:04:44,200
Bang bang. 
I can't say I'm sure off off the

1086
01:04:44,200 --> 01:04:45,440
top. 
Man, no, I never did you. 

1087
01:04:45,440 --> 01:04:49,200
Ever play Guitar Hero Garage 
Band? 

1088
01:04:49,320 --> 01:04:51,280
I play DJ hero, not Guitar Hero.
You. 

1089
01:04:52,480 --> 01:04:54,360
Play DJ Hero. 
I play DJ hero that's. 

1090
01:04:54,360 --> 01:04:58,000
Crazy. 
That game goes the the the DJ. 

1091
01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:02,320
Boy. 
With the sliders, there was one 

1092
01:05:02,320 --> 01:05:06,320
song, Don't Hold Back I think by
The Prodigy, which is Don't Hold

1093
01:05:06,320 --> 01:05:11,320
Back or The Chemical Brothers 
Don't Hold Back. 

1094
01:05:12,920 --> 01:05:15,320
It was fun. 
It's sick like. 

1095
01:05:18,720 --> 01:05:23,480
I had the, I had the Jay-Z 
Eminem special edition one that 

1096
01:05:23,480 --> 01:05:26,960
came with the big case and you 
could turn the case into a DJ 

1097
01:05:26,960 --> 01:05:28,280
table. 
That was a date. 

1098
01:05:28,280 --> 01:05:30,480
That was a. 
That was, that's crazy. 

1099
01:05:30,480 --> 01:05:33,640
That was the DJ Hero Edition. 
That's amazing. 

1100
01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:35,920
And I have the in the in my car 
right now. 

1101
01:05:35,920 --> 01:05:39,000
I still have the the CD because 
they gave you like basically 

1102
01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:40,680
like a greatest hits of Eminem 
and. 

1103
01:05:40,840 --> 01:05:44,680
Jay-Z what an error. 
Yeah. 

1104
01:05:45,080 --> 01:05:46,960
So you play DJ hero? 
You're a DJ hero guy. 

1105
01:05:47,120 --> 01:05:48,920
I did, yeah. 
It wasn't my you. 

1106
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:51,840
You went like resoundingly, like
overjoyed when I was doing the. 

1107
01:05:52,480 --> 01:05:54,120
You went like this. 
Yeah, yeah. 

1108
01:05:54,120 --> 01:05:55,720
It's. 
I I feel. 

1109
01:05:55,720 --> 01:05:56,640
Like, I don't know if you played
it. 

1110
01:05:56,640 --> 01:05:57,760
I actually don't know if you 
played it. 

1111
01:05:58,040 --> 01:06:01,360
I feel like DJ Hero's the game 
you played because you really 

1112
01:06:01,360 --> 01:06:04,040
love like Guitar Hero and like 
Rock Band. 

1113
01:06:04,040 --> 01:06:06,160
It's crazy to have not played 
the. 

1114
01:06:06,160 --> 01:06:08,880
Processes. 
And gone and started at DJ. 

1115
01:06:08,960 --> 01:06:12,000
Hero, I mean I played Guitar 
Hero like friends places but we 

1116
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:16,440
never we for some reason DJ Hero
was the one that I think DJ Hero

1117
01:06:16,440 --> 01:06:18,240
for the Nintendo Wii. 
That really stuck with you. 

1118
01:06:18,560 --> 01:06:22,800
Yeah, I realized the way. 
So you would put, you put the 

1119
01:06:22,800 --> 01:06:26,160
remote like in the like weird 
somewhere in the device. 

1120
01:06:26,160 --> 01:06:28,320
It's quite weird, quite weird to
do. 

1121
01:06:28,360 --> 01:06:32,200
I remember that there was some 
dead mouse songs in it that went

1122
01:06:32,200 --> 01:06:34,720
crazy. 
It was kind of awesome. 

1123
01:06:34,720 --> 01:06:36,600
It was. 
And I've seen like I look it up 

1124
01:06:36,600 --> 01:06:38,280
every year or so. 
I remember that the game exists 

1125
01:06:38,280 --> 01:06:41,360
and I look up like people 
playing it really well and 

1126
01:06:41,360 --> 01:06:44,320
there's like amazing community 
behind it, amazing modded 

1127
01:06:44,320 --> 01:06:46,280
community. 
It was all these custom songs. 

1128
01:06:46,840 --> 01:06:48,040
It's cool. 
It's really cool. 

1129
01:06:48,360 --> 01:06:50,680
It was just fun. 
The Rep, it was sick, I'm 

1130
01:06:50,680 --> 01:06:54,680
telling you, I'm telling you. 
Were you a Rock Band person, 

1131
01:06:54,720 --> 01:06:56,000
Kel? 
You liked Rock Band? 

1132
01:06:56,120 --> 01:06:58,600
And would there be? 
Did you have The Beatles? 

1133
01:06:58,600 --> 01:07:00,200
1 wasn't there? 
Of course I had the. 

1134
01:07:00,200 --> 01:07:01,840
Beatles rap. 
I was gonna say I remember that 

1135
01:07:01,840 --> 01:07:06,240
being a thing. 
Of course, yes, I had that. 

1136
01:07:06,760 --> 01:07:10,280
Because that was so there was 
Rock Band and there was Guitar 

1137
01:07:10,280 --> 01:07:11,640
Hero. 
They were made by different 

1138
01:07:11,640 --> 01:07:16,640
people I think, but it was the 
same concept in a way that like 

1139
01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:20,160
there was a NBA2K and then NBA 
Live. 

1140
01:07:20,160 --> 01:07:24,080
That's. 
The news to me? 

1141
01:07:25,120 --> 01:07:30,920
Yeah, there was a EAEA made an 
NBA game with less loot boxes. 

1142
01:07:32,440 --> 01:07:35,040
I think the same was true for 
hockey for like all the all the 

1143
01:07:35,040 --> 01:07:37,840
sports games. 
All the sports games had too. 

1144
01:07:38,120 --> 01:07:43,840
There was a 2K version and then 
now it's kind of like there's no

1145
01:07:43,840 --> 01:07:46,960
more NBA Live. 
There's just Madam. 

1146
01:07:46,960 --> 01:07:52,360
And they all suck. 
They all suck, but they need to 

1147
01:07:52,360 --> 01:07:54,640
be released every year. 
There needs to be a new one 

1148
01:07:54,640 --> 01:07:57,200
every every single year. 
Whoever decided that, whoever 

1149
01:07:57,200 --> 01:08:00,000
decided the, the, the, the, the 
curse that was placed on the 

1150
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:02,680
sports game industry is when 
they started putting the year in

1151
01:08:02,680 --> 01:08:05,400
the name of the game instead of 
NBA2. 

1152
01:08:05,840 --> 01:08:08,120
They're like, no, let's call 
that NBA 2006. 

1153
01:08:08,640 --> 01:08:12,000
All right, well, what are we 
going to post next year? 

1154
01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:18,359
I guess we have to do 2007. 
There was a period of time where

1155
01:08:18,359 --> 01:08:23,000
those games did make really big 
leaps in the content. 

1156
01:08:23,200 --> 01:08:25,359
And so it felt you're like, oh, 
I'm really. 

1157
01:08:25,399 --> 01:08:30,880
But now like I could not tell 
you what the difference between 

1158
01:08:30,880 --> 01:08:36,840
like an NBA2K25 and NBA2K16 is. 
There's they're just. 

1159
01:08:36,840 --> 01:08:40,359
There isn't, Yeah, apart from 
like a minor improvement in 

1160
01:08:40,359 --> 01:08:44,000
graphics and if anything, the 
games become slower. 

1161
01:08:44,960 --> 01:08:46,800
Yeah, because it's. 
Way harder. 

1162
01:08:46,840 --> 01:08:49,240
Yeah, they're like, let's make 
it more realistic so the players

1163
01:08:49,240 --> 01:08:51,760
can't run as fast anymore, so 
it's less fun. 

1164
01:08:51,840 --> 01:08:54,040
OK, cool, fun. 
Sweet. 

1165
01:08:54,600 --> 01:08:57,240
Oh, they're going to be fouled 
more like what the the fouls are

1166
01:08:57,240 --> 01:08:59,479
going to look more realist. 
Oh cool, more free throws. 

1167
01:08:59,479 --> 01:09:02,399
Great, awesome game. 
The the funniest thing I think 

1168
01:09:02,399 --> 01:09:05,840
they ever did to a sports game 
is introduce the ability to 

1169
01:09:05,840 --> 01:09:08,920
challenge a referee's call in 
the NBA 2K games. 

1170
01:09:09,640 --> 01:09:12,920
And sometimes it would be 
successful, which meant that the

1171
01:09:12,920 --> 01:09:17,439
calls made in the game by a 
fucking computer would sometimes

1172
01:09:17,439 --> 01:09:21,160
be wrong. 
And it was like, what is this 

1173
01:09:21,160 --> 01:09:22,840
game anymore? 
You'd be like, that ball 

1174
01:09:22,840 --> 01:09:24,920
obviously did not go out of 
bounds, so you challenged it. 

1175
01:09:24,920 --> 01:09:26,160
And they're like, yeah, you're 
right. 

1176
01:09:26,600 --> 01:09:28,200
Like you. 
Why'd you call it then? 

1177
01:09:28,439 --> 01:09:30,560
It's a video game. 
There's code. 

1178
01:09:30,560 --> 01:09:32,520
It's in the code if the ball 
went out or not. 

1179
01:09:33,800 --> 01:09:36,080
Immersion, Jared. 
Immersion. 

1180
01:09:36,399 --> 01:09:39,120
Do you did they? 
Is it still in the 2K games for 

1181
01:09:39,160 --> 01:09:40,479
basketball? 
I remember when I think it was 

1182
01:09:40,479 --> 01:09:46,160
2K16 but like the mics in the. 
Yes, remote you'd get. 

1183
01:09:46,520 --> 01:09:52,640
You'd get technical for cursing.
In your room that was that was 

1184
01:09:52,640 --> 01:09:54,440
hilarious. 
Even if you've been chatting 

1185
01:09:54,440 --> 01:09:57,520
with someone, I, I think it 
might still be the, I mean, I 

1186
01:09:57,520 --> 01:10:02,480
know that the game automatically
turns the mic on if you, if you 

1187
01:10:02,480 --> 01:10:04,800
play, there was a mode of three 
on three mode that you would 

1188
01:10:04,800 --> 01:10:07,160
play 1V1 against someone else 
and it would be 3 players. 

1189
01:10:07,400 --> 01:10:10,520
And I remember back when I used 
to, I haven't played since like 

1190
01:10:10,520 --> 01:10:12,920
22 K 22. 
I think. 

1191
01:10:12,960 --> 01:10:15,640
I feel it's been a while because
it got me too angry because 

1192
01:10:15,640 --> 01:10:17,200
people are really aggressive in 
that game. 

1193
01:10:17,760 --> 01:10:20,760
And people would turn their mics
on and you would hear it through

1194
01:10:20,760 --> 01:10:23,520
your controller and you could 
respond to them through your 

1195
01:10:23,520 --> 01:10:25,760
controller. 
And you would, it'd be like 

1196
01:10:25,760 --> 01:10:29,120
silence for for 20 minutes of a 
game. 

1197
01:10:29,600 --> 01:10:31,880
And then in the final 2 seconds 
or something you would hit like 

1198
01:10:31,880 --> 01:10:35,040
the game when and you just, they
just, they would just destroy 

1199
01:10:35,040 --> 01:10:37,880
you. 
They'll just say fuck you over 

1200
01:10:37,880 --> 01:10:40,240
and like just do you. 
You play like shit. 

1201
01:10:40,600 --> 01:10:42,360
That's idiot. 
Nicely, that's pretty. 

1202
01:10:42,360 --> 01:10:43,800
Oh, yeah. 
Oh, yeah. 

1203
01:10:44,840 --> 01:10:46,160
You know, it's weird. 
You know, we don't want to be 

1204
01:10:46,160 --> 01:10:47,160
monitored. 
We don't want to lose our 

1205
01:10:47,160 --> 01:10:50,120
monetization status. 
But. 

1206
01:10:50,120 --> 01:10:51,840
And I would just what would I 
do? 

1207
01:10:51,840 --> 01:10:53,200
I would blow into the 
microphone. 

1208
01:10:53,200 --> 01:10:58,120
I'd just turn on my head. 
Like a Nintendo DS. 

1209
01:11:02,560 --> 01:11:04,520
I never said anything back. 
I was always too nervous when I 

1210
01:11:04,520 --> 01:11:06,520
would just blow her landlessly 
into the mic. 

1211
01:11:06,840 --> 01:11:08,560
That was my way of getting back 
of them. 

1212
01:11:09,800 --> 01:11:13,680
Oh, that was fun. 
And then he was stop, shut up. 

1213
01:11:18,080 --> 01:11:21,920
So dumb. 
And the best thing you can do is

1214
01:11:22,840 --> 01:11:25,920
I think each player gets 5 
minutes worth of pause time. 

1215
01:11:26,480 --> 01:11:28,840
And you can pause any time that 
you have the ball. 

1216
01:11:29,480 --> 01:11:32,840
And the way the NBA2K game works
is you shoot and it, it's a 

1217
01:11:32,840 --> 01:11:35,120
little timed interaction. 
So if you time the shot 

1218
01:11:35,120 --> 01:11:38,200
perfectly, if you release the 
button at the right time, your 

1219
01:11:38,200 --> 01:11:41,920
player turns green, the green 
circle goes around you and you 

1220
01:11:41,920 --> 01:11:45,680
know that it's going in. 
And as soon the the goal is as 

1221
01:11:45,680 --> 01:11:50,240
soon as you see the green, you 
pause the game as quickly as 

1222
01:11:50,240 --> 01:11:59,440
possible and you wait 2 minutes 
and you just sit there and then 

1223
01:11:59,440 --> 01:12:02,160
you just wait until they start 
talking 'cause it's so it's like

1224
01:12:02,640 --> 01:12:04,680
playing with Lewis for so many 
years. 

1225
01:12:04,880 --> 01:12:08,640
You really understand how much 
of a mental game like sports 

1226
01:12:08,680 --> 01:12:11,000
video games are. 
If you can get into someone's 

1227
01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:14,360
head, they make bad decisions, 
they start like fucking up their

1228
01:12:14,360 --> 01:12:16,440
timing. 
It is the fun, the funniest 

1229
01:12:16,440 --> 01:12:18,960
thing to watch someone 
absolutely breakdown over a 

1230
01:12:18,960 --> 01:12:20,920
sports video game. 
And you can do it to people 

1231
01:12:20,920 --> 01:12:23,720
online with little things just 
like the just the pause, go into

1232
01:12:23,720 --> 01:12:26,880
instant replay mode, zoom in on 
your character hitting the shot 

1233
01:12:27,120 --> 01:12:29,200
and they just have to watch you.
They just have like there's 

1234
01:12:29,200 --> 01:12:33,320
nothing they can do except swear
at you, swear at you, but they 

1235
01:12:33,320 --> 01:12:34,880
can't. 
You know, I can't hear them 

1236
01:12:34,880 --> 01:12:36,280
swear when I'm blowing into the 
mic. 

1237
01:12:36,640 --> 01:12:42,120
So I played for a good month of 
doing that before I was like, 

1238
01:12:42,120 --> 01:12:45,720
maybe this isn't good for me, 
maybe there's better ways of 

1239
01:12:45,720 --> 01:12:49,520
using my time. 
That's that's one of the more 

1240
01:12:49,520 --> 01:12:54,480
toxic video game things I've 
I've heard for sure is just 

1241
01:12:54,480 --> 01:12:57,360
before you hit a shot, like 
doing that at the end of the end

1242
01:12:57,360 --> 01:13:00,040
of the game too, like you ever 
hit the game winner and then. 

1243
01:13:00,040 --> 01:13:02,320
Yeah, Oh yeah, for five. 
Full minutes. 

1244
01:13:02,520 --> 01:13:05,080
It's the best at the end. 
It's the funniest thing at the 

1245
01:13:05,120 --> 01:13:07,840
end. 
Yeah, that's that's ideally the 

1246
01:13:07,840 --> 01:13:09,720
ideal situation. 
You save it for the very, very 

1247
01:13:09,720 --> 01:13:11,720
end. 
And I don't even think they can 

1248
01:13:11,720 --> 01:13:15,600
quit like they have to turn off 
the console at that point. 

1249
01:13:15,600 --> 01:13:18,760
If some if the other person is 
paused that they've kind of like

1250
01:13:18,960 --> 01:13:22,400
it's their turn on the menu is 
kind of like the way it works. 

1251
01:13:22,960 --> 01:13:24,600
So they can't actually leave the
game. 

1252
01:13:26,400 --> 01:13:28,600
So they just have to this. 
Is like brother behaviour. 

1253
01:13:28,640 --> 01:13:29,400
Yeah. 
Oh, like. 

1254
01:13:29,880 --> 01:13:32,000
Truly. 
Years of years of doing this to 

1255
01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:34,120
Lewis. 
You, you start doing it to other

1256
01:13:34,120 --> 01:13:38,480
people, right? 
It's my way of lashing out 

1257
01:13:38,480 --> 01:13:41,360
against the world. 
And then VA 2K. 

1258
01:13:42,480 --> 01:13:46,400
The funniest thing is like I I 
started playing chess online and

1259
01:13:46,560 --> 01:13:50,960
at the lower levels of chess 
where I started, it was like 

1260
01:13:50,960 --> 01:13:53,280
that you someone, the. 
Other story is about this as 

1261
01:13:53,320 --> 01:13:54,760
well. 
Yeah, the other person. 

1262
01:13:54,760 --> 01:13:57,200
The other person. 
Would play a move and then all 

1263
01:13:57,200 --> 01:14:00,680
of a sudden they just start 
spamming chat like sleep, sleep 

1264
01:14:00,680 --> 01:14:03,320
emoji, sleep emoji like hurry up
hurry. 

1265
01:14:03,360 --> 01:14:06,440
Up what are you? 
Doing loser loser noob noob. 

1266
01:14:06,440 --> 01:14:10,360
I'm like or it's it's level, 
it's 100. 

1267
01:14:10,720 --> 01:14:13,880
I think you were playing me. 
I would do like, I would just do

1268
01:14:13,880 --> 01:14:16,440
smirks. 
I would do a move or like if 

1269
01:14:16,440 --> 01:14:19,320
they would make a move that was 
bad, I would just do a smirk and

1270
01:14:19,320 --> 01:14:21,760
I would hold it until like I had
the best move possible. 

1271
01:14:21,760 --> 01:14:24,000
I would just smirk at the main. 
Like, really? 

1272
01:14:24,320 --> 01:14:27,840
You sure you wanted to do that 
chest? 

1273
01:14:27,840 --> 01:14:28,440
Yeah. 
Toxic. 

1274
01:14:28,440 --> 01:14:29,880
Very toxic. 
Just those emojis. 

1275
01:14:30,360 --> 01:14:31,960
No, no words are necessary. 
Yeah. 

1276
01:14:32,240 --> 01:14:34,840
I've gone to a place now where 
like people would be like really

1277
01:14:34,840 --> 01:14:37,000
good game. 
Like it's, I feel like I've 

1278
01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:41,000
gotten out of hell yeah in the 
chess games, which has been 

1279
01:14:41,000 --> 01:14:43,280
nice. 
It's actually, you're actually 

1280
01:14:43,280 --> 01:14:48,240
playing chess now. 
Oh, this is a nice effect. 

1281
01:14:48,240 --> 01:14:49,880
I like this is like little 
horseshoes. 

1282
01:14:52,400 --> 01:14:54,560
Wow, this came together really 
quick. 

1283
01:14:56,720 --> 01:14:57,360
Thanks. 
Guys are. 

1284
01:14:58,480 --> 01:15:01,280
You having fun making it? 
Yeah, I am. 

1285
01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:04,320
I'm enjoying this episode 
format. 

1286
01:15:04,320 --> 01:15:09,240
I feel so at ease. 
The same because I don't have to

1287
01:15:09,280 --> 01:15:16,080
talk. 
And I don't have to design yes? 

1288
01:15:17,120 --> 01:15:20,840
I hate talking, I hate 
designing, so we made a pod. 

1289
01:15:21,280 --> 01:15:23,640
And my name's Jared. 
And my. 

1290
01:15:24,520 --> 01:15:28,560
Name's Jared. 
Well, do you guys have any other

1291
01:15:28,560 --> 01:15:32,560
feedback for me? 
No, I wouldn't want to insult 

1292
01:15:32,560 --> 01:15:35,400
you like that. 
I don't want to give any 

1293
01:15:35,400 --> 01:15:38,720
feedback but unless. 
I'm open to hearing it doesn't 

1294
01:15:38,720 --> 01:15:44,000
necessarily. 
I actually I I think it looks 

1295
01:15:44,000 --> 01:15:46,640
pretty complete. 
I would say the top left is. 

1296
01:15:46,720 --> 01:15:51,280
You said pretty. 
Complete right is more what I 

1297
01:15:51,280 --> 01:15:54,120
was like. 
It does look pretty as well. 

1298
01:15:55,280 --> 01:15:58,600
Well, no, you said like almost. 
Oh, pretty complete. 

1299
01:15:58,680 --> 01:15:59,720
No, no, no. 
OK, OK. 

1300
01:15:59,760 --> 01:16:03,000
I was saying the the the at 
least like in terms of the top 

1301
01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:06,120
left just feels a bit emptier 
because the stroke is not as 

1302
01:16:06,120 --> 01:16:09,840
thick. 
But I would I think like that 

1303
01:16:10,400 --> 01:16:13,520
might just be on my end. 
I just need to come to you this 

1304
01:16:13,760 --> 01:16:18,640
the, the, the recording, you 
know, just because there's a lot

1305
01:16:18,640 --> 01:16:20,520
of detail on the other ones, you
know what I'm saying? 

1306
01:16:22,280 --> 01:16:24,360
I am recognizing what you are 
saying. 

1307
01:16:26,840 --> 01:16:32,240
Like either the the dog would 
have to be less like detailed or

1308
01:16:32,240 --> 01:16:36,680
the the diva more potentially if
you wanted to like. 

1309
01:16:36,960 --> 01:16:41,760
The diva Yeah. 
Can't decide how I feel about 

1310
01:16:41,760 --> 01:16:44,240
these stars. 
I like the stars. 

1311
01:16:45,280 --> 01:16:49,400
Yeah, I really like them. 
I feel like they work. 

1312
01:16:49,520 --> 01:16:53,200
Outline or fill? 
Yeah, I like them like this. 

1313
01:16:53,200 --> 01:16:57,000
I think this goes crazy and I 
love the geek. 

1314
01:16:59,600 --> 01:17:02,080
Do not talk to me about 
artificial intelligence or I 

1315
01:17:02,080 --> 01:17:06,760
will geek out. 
I'll geek it. 

1316
01:17:07,680 --> 01:17:10,720
Do I talk to me about artificial
intelligence or I will blow into

1317
01:17:10,720 --> 01:17:17,120
my microphone? 
I will blow into my microphone 

1318
01:17:17,120 --> 01:17:20,680
while I hit a fadeaway 3 with a 
91 overall Jordan Pool who was a

1319
01:17:20,680 --> 01:17:23,360
broken 3 pointer stat. 
That's. 

1320
01:17:23,360 --> 01:17:25,680
True. 
And pause the game against a 

1321
01:17:25,680 --> 01:17:30,480
team full of three Victor Wimbon
Yamas and you're like, it's like

1322
01:17:30,840 --> 01:17:33,720
you spend money on this game and
I'm beating you with a 91 

1323
01:17:33,720 --> 01:17:34,960
overall. 
Jordan Paul. 

1324
01:17:34,960 --> 01:17:37,640
How does that feel? 
That's like that was the that's 

1325
01:17:37,640 --> 01:17:41,760
why I think it was ethical. 
I was playing in Wales, you 

1326
01:17:41,760 --> 01:17:47,280
know, I'm playing ethical hoops.
Finally. 

1327
01:17:47,720 --> 01:17:50,480
Elliot the Ethical. 
I've always been an ethical 

1328
01:17:50,480 --> 01:17:58,560
Hooper, always. 
I love, I love passing, I love 

1329
01:18:00,040 --> 01:18:04,840
not shooting very bad shooter, 
always been a bad shooter, but 

1330
01:18:04,840 --> 01:18:06,320
God, I've got a good eye for the
game. 

1331
01:18:07,400 --> 01:18:10,160
Unfortunately, it does mean if 
the defence clocks that you're 

1332
01:18:10,160 --> 01:18:13,000
not a good shooter, then they 
kind of like the layoff you, 

1333
01:18:13,000 --> 01:18:17,040
which means it's much harder to 
pass it, which, you know, 

1334
01:18:17,040 --> 01:18:22,480
there's there's issues there, 
but I'm a I'm a I'm a playmate. 

1335
01:18:22,480 --> 01:18:24,920
Yeah, I like, I like the 
passing. 

1336
01:18:24,920 --> 01:18:26,400
I liked it. 
Defence. 

1337
01:18:30,440 --> 01:18:33,280
Bruce smashed a hole in the 
computer and looks unfazed, 

1338
01:18:33,880 --> 01:18:38,640
absolutely unfazed. 
I was like, I love the idea that

1339
01:18:38,640 --> 01:18:42,280
he's like typing away, bang back
to typing just like. 

1340
01:18:44,440 --> 01:18:47,000
With or without hole, guys. 
With or without hole. 

1341
01:18:47,400 --> 01:18:51,720
Without hole, I think with hole 
as well. 

1342
01:18:51,720 --> 01:18:54,800
I think it it with hole. 
I think it works. 

1343
01:18:54,800 --> 01:18:56,360
I think it works. 
I think we've been staring at it

1344
01:18:56,360 --> 01:18:59,640
without the hole for too long, 
but it feels like it doesn't 

1345
01:18:59,640 --> 01:19:01,000
work. 
But I think if you saw that for 

1346
01:19:01,000 --> 01:19:03,240
the first time, it would work. 
Do you know what I'm saying? 

1347
01:19:05,280 --> 01:19:10,520
Or if you gave it the same Rizzo
effect, Well, it just, you know,

1348
01:19:10,520 --> 01:19:12,680
made it like a little bit less 
because right, It kind of like. 

1349
01:19:13,800 --> 01:19:17,320
It's like a little like, yeah, 
yeah, yeah, yeah. 

1350
01:19:17,320 --> 01:19:20,040
The stippled part looks more 
grey than black and then the 

1351
01:19:20,040 --> 01:19:24,400
hole is like a deep black. 
OK, OK, also maybe if you can do

1352
01:19:24,400 --> 01:19:28,320
that to those punch outs that 
you did on the freak on the out.

1353
01:19:29,240 --> 01:19:32,320
They seem really soft and the 
words feel slightly. 

1354
01:19:32,440 --> 01:19:34,520
Oh, yeah, I see what you mean. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

1355
01:19:35,280 --> 01:19:38,080
How do I want to do this? 
How do I want to do? 

1356
01:19:38,160 --> 01:19:39,400
This. 
I'm really enjoying giving 

1357
01:19:39,400 --> 01:19:41,160
feedback and not getting yelled 
at. 

1358
01:19:43,160 --> 01:19:49,720
That's fine, it's been a while 
since I've unleashed on a man. 

1359
01:19:50,600 --> 01:19:54,400
It's building now. 
I'll choose a victim soon. 

1360
01:19:55,960 --> 01:19:57,280
And we are. 
We're both ready. 

1361
01:19:57,520 --> 01:19:59,240
We'll do it. 
I would, you know. 

1362
01:20:02,640 --> 01:20:04,200
Me and Elliot will carry the 
flame. 

1363
01:20:06,080 --> 01:20:07,880
Don't make me sing. 
Don't make me sing now. 

1364
01:20:10,760 --> 01:20:13,720
God, my computer's so slow, do 
you see? 

1365
01:20:15,960 --> 01:20:16,960
There we go. 
That looks cool. 

1366
01:20:16,960 --> 01:20:19,200
Reaction time. 
Yeah, that looks really sick. 

1367
01:20:20,040 --> 01:20:21,880
Let me just grab one of my 
other. 

1368
01:20:23,360 --> 01:20:28,480
I love making brushes, man. 
I have a rhinestone brush. 

1369
01:20:28,480 --> 01:20:29,720
Oh. 
My God. 

1370
01:20:30,440 --> 01:20:31,440
Whoa. 
OK. 

1371
01:20:31,920 --> 01:20:35,720
Whoops, whoops. 
Rhinestone Cowboy. 

1372
01:20:36,480 --> 01:20:40,240
Oh fucking hell. 
Hey there you. 

1373
01:20:41,120 --> 01:20:41,840
Go huh. 
So cool. 

1374
01:20:42,080 --> 01:20:48,920
Wow. 
That is you made that, is that 

1375
01:20:48,920 --> 01:20:51,200
just an image that you're 
putting down or how does that 

1376
01:20:51,200 --> 01:20:53,040
work? 
That's. 

1377
01:20:53,080 --> 01:20:54,720
Yeah, it's super easy. 
I can make up. 

1378
01:20:55,080 --> 01:20:58,080
We can do a whole thing on that.
But I have like, yeah, my music 

1379
01:20:58,080 --> 01:21:00,920
note thing. 
So when I want to do bullshit 

1380
01:21:00,920 --> 01:21:04,520
music notes. 
That's very cool. 

1381
01:21:04,560 --> 01:21:05,760
That is very. 
Very so this is so. 

1382
01:21:05,800 --> 01:21:11,160
Kid pics of you? 
Yes, what I'm saying what? 

1383
01:21:11,160 --> 01:21:13,880
I'm saying. 
The nib. 

1384
01:21:13,880 --> 01:21:17,080
We'll do that in another. 
Yeah, I love this one. 

1385
01:21:17,800 --> 01:21:22,480
Aw, what the fuck? 
Thank you, that was awesome. 

1386
01:21:22,480 --> 01:21:23,360
It's. 
Just a line. 

1387
01:21:26,480 --> 01:21:28,200
That was so. 
Cool melon over here. 

1388
01:21:28,240 --> 01:21:30,400
What? 
The fuck that was like that was 

1389
01:21:30,400 --> 01:21:33,160
so nice. 
I go watch 2 hours of that. 

1390
01:21:33,160 --> 01:21:35,360
I think, yeah, I actually got 
goosebumps from that. 

1391
01:21:35,360 --> 01:21:39,520
That kind of rattled me. 
I love this one. 

1392
01:21:40,880 --> 01:21:42,560
This is a. 
Nib. 

1393
01:21:42,560 --> 01:21:46,320
OK, come on, we. 
Ah, random stars. 

1394
01:21:46,360 --> 01:21:49,360
That's very kid pigs. 
This is all. 

1395
01:21:49,360 --> 01:21:51,240
Very tux paint, I would say as 
well. 

1396
01:21:52,680 --> 01:21:54,200
Keep looking for the camera that
isn't there. 

1397
01:21:54,200 --> 01:21:55,240
Oops. 
Oh, there we go. 

1398
01:21:55,240 --> 01:21:56,400
That looks good. 
That looks good. 

1399
01:21:58,800 --> 01:22:00,320
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 
yeah. 

1400
01:22:00,440 --> 01:22:01,160
Barely. 
Touch it. 

1401
01:22:01,160 --> 01:22:02,320
That's it. 
That's it. 

1402
01:22:02,440 --> 01:22:07,080
That fixes it and. 
Then let's take this to the 

1403
01:22:07,080 --> 01:22:08,800
penthouse and freak it. 
There we go. 

1404
01:22:11,760 --> 01:22:17,320
What if I I got to stop? 
Oh, wait. 

1405
01:22:17,920 --> 01:22:23,320
Oh, too much of the dog is gone.
Try to add some of it back. 

1406
01:22:24,080 --> 01:22:26,400
OK, that was too much. 
Tried to take it away again. 

1407
01:22:26,400 --> 01:22:28,000
OK, that was too much. 
Freaked it. 

1408
01:22:31,920 --> 01:22:36,200
That kind of looks gone. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 

1409
01:22:36,240 --> 01:22:39,560
yeah, yeah. 
Great brushes. 

1410
01:22:40,080 --> 01:22:43,400
I should utilize brushes more. 
I love these. 

1411
01:22:43,400 --> 01:22:46,120
I love watching Cal design. 
It always makes me go I should 

1412
01:22:46,120 --> 01:22:50,800
do this much this more than I 
never do it, never do it, but I 

1413
01:22:50,800 --> 01:22:52,520
have here. 
You are in your one format where

1414
01:22:52,520 --> 01:23:00,120
you could be doing it more I. 
Know it's always the I still, I 

1415
01:23:00,120 --> 01:23:01,880
still go back to the master 
class. 

1416
01:23:02,040 --> 01:23:04,760
There's all the stuff in the 
master class stuff I've taken on

1417
01:23:04,760 --> 01:23:08,760
wholeheartedly. 
I love the color range tool so 

1418
01:23:08,760 --> 01:23:12,560
much. 
I use the color range tool 

1419
01:23:15,880 --> 01:23:17,000
disguised every day. 
It's. 

1420
01:23:18,320 --> 01:23:20,280
Like. 
My week I'm really starting to 

1421
01:23:20,280 --> 01:23:28,080
go and it's like sometimes it's 
like the the lightest touch and 

1422
01:23:28,080 --> 01:23:30,760
it's like. 
Do you have A and then other? 

1423
01:23:30,840 --> 01:23:32,800
Times. 
It's like, by the way, yeah. 

1424
01:23:32,800 --> 01:23:36,560
Do you have a mini? 
One, it's the it's a medium. 

1425
01:23:37,360 --> 01:23:41,400
Because they had them on sale 
the other day and I was like I 

1426
01:23:41,400 --> 01:23:44,160
think I had the mini one or like
a small looking. 10 mini one 

1427
01:23:44,280 --> 01:23:47,480
shit don't get the small ones. 
That's like a message to anyone.

1428
01:23:47,480 --> 01:23:50,240
Do not get the small wacoms 
they're a waste of your time. 

1429
01:23:50,320 --> 01:23:55,480
Good to know just because it's 
too it's too small for fine 

1430
01:23:55,480 --> 01:24:01,960
movements like because it has to
be you portion your screen to 

1431
01:24:01,960 --> 01:24:05,120
the size of your Wacom. 
So I don't even have my full 

1432
01:24:05,120 --> 01:24:09,160
Wacom tablet being utilized. 
I have like maybe 80% of it 

1433
01:24:09,360 --> 01:24:13,800
being utilized for my screen 
size because otherwise like you 

1434
01:24:13,800 --> 01:24:18,440
just you're also getting like a 
better quality sensor between 

1435
01:24:18,560 --> 01:24:21,360
the tip of your pen and the 
actual pad. 

1436
01:24:22,960 --> 01:24:27,080
And if that sensor is not a 
higher quality, you just can't 

1437
01:24:27,080 --> 01:24:32,120
get those super fine movements. 
I'm speaking from experience. 

1438
01:24:32,120 --> 01:24:35,960
I had a small 1 and I hated it 
and I think that's why a lot of 

1439
01:24:35,960 --> 01:24:39,080
people don't end up using them 
long term. 

1440
01:24:39,080 --> 01:24:43,120
Either they just can't get the 
hand eye coordination down or 

1441
01:24:43,200 --> 01:24:47,000
they go too small with their 
Wacom and it is very frustrating

1442
01:24:47,000 --> 01:24:49,960
to work with. 
But I love my Wacom. 

1443
01:24:50,240 --> 01:24:54,520
Like truly like my my lifeline. 
I love it so much. 

1444
01:24:54,520 --> 01:24:56,240
OK, good. 
To know. 

1445
01:24:57,400 --> 01:25:00,280
It's unfortunate that they 
started peddling some AI 

1446
01:25:00,280 --> 01:25:03,480
bullshit. 
Piss me off. 

1447
01:25:05,280 --> 01:25:07,200
That added strike I think just 
completed. 

1448
01:25:09,880 --> 01:25:15,040
I feel like that aligns the dots
are fun. 

1449
01:25:16,680 --> 01:25:26,920
I want to add one thing. 
Exclamation .0. 

1450
01:25:27,080 --> 01:25:28,680
Great. 
Love that. 

1451
01:25:28,880 --> 01:25:33,000
Great. 
She looked. 

1452
01:25:33,240 --> 01:25:35,960
She looked shocked. 
That's me. 

1453
01:25:39,000 --> 01:25:41,160
Like, OK, I think I'm done. 
That's great. 

1454
01:25:41,160 --> 01:25:43,640
Fantastic. 
What a brilliant poster. 

1455
01:25:44,200 --> 01:25:48,040
What a joy this was to watch. 
Thanks for watching guys you. 

1456
01:25:48,040 --> 01:25:53,640
Are now watching a master at 
work cringe. 

1457
01:25:54,680 --> 01:25:56,640
Yeah, that was amazing. 
That was well, well done. 

1458
01:25:56,640 --> 01:25:58,120
Well done. 
Thank you. 

1459
01:25:58,320 --> 01:26:00,240
Thank you. 
I'll go ahead and stop sharing 

1460
01:26:00,240 --> 01:26:02,120
my screen so my computer can 
cool down. 

1461
01:26:02,240 --> 01:26:04,080
Absolutely brilliant, absolutely
brilliant. 

1462
01:26:04,880 --> 01:26:07,360
Now everyone who's watching can 
when you when you inevitably 

1463
01:26:07,360 --> 01:26:10,200
post that, you now get to see 
how the sausage gets made. 

1464
01:26:10,200 --> 01:26:12,040
Everyone isn't that exciting? 
That's. 

1465
01:26:12,200 --> 01:26:14,440
Maybe I'll make it into a print 
if you guys like it, I'll make 

1466
01:26:14,440 --> 01:26:17,960
it into a print because I'm 
trying to get my print shop up 

1467
01:26:17,960 --> 01:26:20,640
and running. 
Trying, keyword trying. 

1468
01:26:22,440 --> 01:26:25,080
When you have ethics, it's 
really hard to do stuff. 

1469
01:26:28,120 --> 01:26:31,440
It's really hard. 
They don't make it easy for you,

1470
01:26:32,520 --> 01:26:38,280
but you know it's fine. 
I hope you guys enjoyed that. 

1471
01:26:39,600 --> 01:26:43,040
I was going to do stuff where I 
draw on my favorite thing to 

1472
01:26:43,040 --> 01:26:47,640
draw on and scan, which is mail 
that I need to open but I don't 

1473
01:26:47,640 --> 01:26:51,040
want to so I just draw on them 
instead. 

1474
01:26:52,120 --> 01:26:53,960
That's really. 
And that makes it go away. 

1475
01:26:54,200 --> 01:26:56,200
There's context there. 
There's like story to it. 

1476
01:26:56,200 --> 01:26:57,920
When you do that, there's 
layers. 

1477
01:26:57,920 --> 01:27:00,440
Oh yeah, I do it on like my tax 
documents too. 

1478
01:27:00,440 --> 01:27:06,280
Yeah, but some of my favorite 
things to draw with and then 

1479
01:27:06,280 --> 01:27:11,000
scan because people will try to 
sell you really expensive pens. 

1480
01:27:11,920 --> 01:27:15,240
Do not buy expensive pens. 
You do not need expensive stuff.

1481
01:27:15,680 --> 01:27:20,200
One of my favorite tools to draw
with is just this type of 

1482
01:27:20,200 --> 01:27:27,080
ballpoint pen, just like the 
dinkiest, like it's not like the

1483
01:27:27,240 --> 01:27:29,240
loose ink one. 
The ones that are like 

1484
01:27:29,240 --> 01:27:31,360
liquidier. 
It's like this is like one of 

1485
01:27:31,360 --> 01:27:38,360
the dry ballpoint pens. 
Love those and then I like 

1486
01:27:38,360 --> 01:27:42,800
drawing on envelopes because 
they tend to have like this is a

1487
01:27:42,920 --> 01:27:45,840
city of Portland tax division 
letter that I don't want to 

1488
01:27:45,840 --> 01:27:48,640
open, but because they're like 
privacy envelopes. 

1489
01:27:48,640 --> 01:27:52,200
So they have like a bit of a, 
they have a texture to them 

1490
01:27:52,200 --> 01:27:54,560
because they have like AI don't 
know some bullshit. 

1491
01:27:54,560 --> 01:27:55,080
I. 
Know what you mean? 

1492
01:27:55,120 --> 01:27:56,680
I can feel it in my mind right 
now. 

1493
01:27:56,960 --> 01:27:59,080
Yeah. 
So they're fun to draw and 

1494
01:27:59,080 --> 01:28:03,520
because you get kind of like the
resistance when you're drawing. 

1495
01:28:04,080 --> 01:28:06,280
And then I have one pen that's 
like a liquidier pen. 

1496
01:28:06,280 --> 01:28:14,920
I think I got this from It's not
Daiso Mooji. 

1497
01:28:15,320 --> 01:28:21,720
Mooji bread pens. 
And then I oh, this is a Jelly 

1498
01:28:21,720 --> 01:28:24,520
roll. 
Not Jelly. 

1499
01:28:24,520 --> 01:28:27,400
Something's got original meat. 
That's Teddy Swims. 

1500
01:28:27,920 --> 01:28:32,280
The original Jelly Roll. 
It's a gel pen. 

1501
01:28:32,840 --> 01:28:37,680
It's a silver gel pen. 
I love drawing stuff with these 

1502
01:28:37,680 --> 01:28:42,440
because scanners are like when 
they scan the ink, they don't 

1503
01:28:42,440 --> 01:28:44,400
really know what to do. 
So you can kind of get like a 

1504
01:28:44,400 --> 01:28:46,680
varied effect every time. 
So that's really fun. 

1505
01:28:47,320 --> 01:28:51,200
And then my other favorite thing
to draw with is a Prismacolor. 

1506
01:28:51,200 --> 01:28:53,080
This is like my most expensive 
pen. 

1507
01:28:53,520 --> 01:28:56,760
It's a marker. 
So this is probably, what, a 

1508
01:28:56,760 --> 01:28:59,360
$2.00 marker in the grand scheme
of things. 

1509
01:29:00,160 --> 01:29:03,000
I don't know how old these are, 
I've had them since I was in 

1510
01:29:03,000 --> 01:29:05,040
college so these are like 10 
years old and they still work. 

1511
01:29:05,360 --> 01:29:07,680
Is that a dual end rendering 
marker? 

1512
01:29:08,520 --> 01:29:11,560
Yeah, nice. 
It's got the chisel tip and then

1513
01:29:11,560 --> 01:29:16,560
a a fine point tip. 
But yeah, I got these in school 

1514
01:29:16,720 --> 01:29:20,000
and then a Sharpie. 
I like working with Sharpies, 

1515
01:29:20,000 --> 01:29:22,520
but when I'm drawing for a while
the fumes. 

1516
01:29:23,600 --> 01:29:25,640
Yeah, it's intense. 
Sharpies are intense. 

1517
01:29:25,640 --> 01:29:26,720
It's intense. 
Quite intense. 

1518
01:29:27,280 --> 01:29:29,320
Yeah, but I kind of like the 
smell of the Prismacol. 

1519
01:29:32,000 --> 01:29:33,880
Don't don't mind it. 
Don't mind it at. 

1520
01:29:33,880 --> 01:29:38,600
All it's like, no, it smells 
like kind of like fruity versus 

1521
01:29:38,600 --> 01:29:45,680
this smells like brain damage. 
This is kind of sweet, but this 

1522
01:29:45,680 --> 01:29:48,120
bleeds a lot. 
So that's kind of like sometimes

1523
01:29:48,120 --> 01:29:49,960
desirable. 
I like drawing on napkins. 

1524
01:29:49,960 --> 01:29:54,080
I like drawing on paper towels, 
Manila folders, junk mail. 

1525
01:29:54,400 --> 01:29:59,760
I hate drawing on notebooks. 
Any nice paper I get pissed off.

1526
01:30:02,040 --> 01:30:07,400
So yeah, the shittier the paper 
the better it is to draw on. 

1527
01:30:08,840 --> 01:30:13,560
I hate drawing in sketchbooks. 
I will never scan like anything 

1528
01:30:13,560 --> 01:30:15,520
I've ever drawn in a sketchbook 
I've like. 

1529
01:30:15,520 --> 01:30:17,360
Never ended up using in a 
design. 

1530
01:30:17,760 --> 01:30:21,720
Things I draw on junk mail. 
Triple platinum. 

1531
01:30:22,320 --> 01:30:27,760
So don't overthink it, guys. 
Keep it simple, stupid. 

1532
01:30:29,440 --> 01:30:39,200
Evergreen, Evergreen or regular 
pencil? 

1533
01:30:39,200 --> 01:30:41,200
The old pencil. 
The old pencil. 

1534
01:30:41,400 --> 01:30:43,040
Also great. 
A nice shopping pencil. 

1535
01:30:43,840 --> 01:30:48,040
Good stuff, good stuff. 
Shall we move into our outro 

1536
01:30:48,040 --> 01:30:50,760
sequence where we remember all 
of the things that we have to 

1537
01:30:50,760 --> 01:30:54,360
do? 
Yes, yes, yes. 

1538
01:30:54,400 --> 01:30:58,120
Let's start with the song of the
wake. 

1539
01:30:59,080 --> 01:31:01,160
Oh, I don't know mine. 
Let me think about this. 

1540
01:31:01,520 --> 01:31:04,360
I think I have many options 
today. 

1541
01:31:04,960 --> 01:31:05,760
Oh. 
OK, I don't mind. 

1542
01:31:06,280 --> 01:31:13,280
Go for it please. 
Jeez, I didn't know I was. 

1543
01:31:13,280 --> 01:31:15,680
Going to that was. 
Going to be first. 

1544
01:31:17,120 --> 01:31:19,840
My song of the week is Goodbye 
to You by Michelle Branch. 

1545
01:31:23,000 --> 01:31:25,600
Nice. 
Do you know who Michelle Branch 

1546
01:31:25,600 --> 01:31:26,360
is? 
Please say yes. 

1547
01:31:26,480 --> 01:31:28,160
I'm going to. 
I'm going to freak out. 

1548
01:31:28,200 --> 01:31:33,160
I'm going. 
To freak it, Michelle Branch. 

1549
01:31:33,160 --> 01:31:35,080
Jared, do you know who Michelle 
Branch? 

1550
01:31:35,080 --> 01:31:38,720
Is that name sounds incredibly 
familiar. 

1551
01:31:41,280 --> 01:31:43,440
It's not something on the top of
my mind, but. 

1552
01:31:44,520 --> 01:31:46,320
There's a whole other world out 
there. 

1553
01:31:47,040 --> 01:31:50,080
Oh. 
Michelle Branch is like the 

1554
01:31:50,080 --> 01:31:53,640
blueprint for like the modern 
singer-songwriter pop girl. 

1555
01:31:53,640 --> 01:31:56,560
Oh. 
Yeah, this is awesome. 

1556
01:31:56,560 --> 01:32:00,240
You've heard Michelle Branch. 
Sure You've you've heard? 

1557
01:32:00,520 --> 01:32:02,680
Yeah, everywhere. 
You've heard everywhere. 

1558
01:32:03,360 --> 01:32:07,680
I must have heard everywhere to.
There's too many plays for me 

1559
01:32:07,680 --> 01:32:12,920
not to have heard it. 
Play it a second into your into 

1560
01:32:12,920 --> 01:32:15,560
your Airpod. 
I need to, I need to know that 

1561
01:32:15,560 --> 01:32:18,600
you've heard this song. 
She sounds, she sounds, she 

1562
01:32:18,600 --> 01:32:21,200
basically I like is the creator 
of the sound of like Hannah 

1563
01:32:21,200 --> 01:32:24,400
Montana and that sort of like 
early Disney eras. 

1564
01:32:24,560 --> 01:32:29,000
She spawned like like all, all 
of like the pop girls now, like 

1565
01:32:29,440 --> 01:32:34,080
Taylor Swift, like even like 
Avril Lavigne, like it's every, 

1566
01:32:34,920 --> 01:32:38,080
every singer-songwriter, like 
pop singer-songwriter now. 

1567
01:32:38,440 --> 01:32:44,880
Like came from Michelle Branch, 
very late 90s, early 2000s like 

1568
01:32:44,880 --> 01:32:51,320
ROM com. 
Like she's like prodigy to me. 

1569
01:32:51,360 --> 01:32:53,520
Like I had her CD when I was a 
kid. 

1570
01:32:55,200 --> 01:32:59,720
She is that girl. 
So that's my song of the week. 

1571
01:33:00,840 --> 01:33:05,400
Goodbye to you. 
My song of the week is going to 

1572
01:33:05,400 --> 01:33:12,840
be I'll go with Beat Back by 
fuckers. 

1573
01:33:15,720 --> 01:33:20,840
I just secondly, you know, I 
love fuckers, fuckers and they 

1574
01:33:20,840 --> 01:33:26,120
just released I think today they
released their first album and 

1575
01:33:26,120 --> 01:33:29,560
it is cool. 
They're finally getting their 

1576
01:33:29,560 --> 01:33:31,800
they got they died. 
I was on them early guys. 

1577
01:33:31,800 --> 01:33:34,120
Now that you know, they're 
they're getting around. 

1578
01:33:34,120 --> 01:33:39,040
People love them now are. 
They related to star fuckers? 

1579
01:33:39,360 --> 01:33:41,560
No, I don't think so. 
I don't think so. 

1580
01:33:43,080 --> 01:33:46,520
I'll never forget when I had a 
Charlie XCX brat themed party. 

1581
01:33:47,920 --> 01:33:51,880
I said look here's a song. 
I cued Bonbon by fuckers and 

1582
01:33:51,880 --> 01:33:54,080
everyone left the dance floor. 
It was the one of the worst 

1583
01:33:54,080 --> 01:33:56,120
moments of my life. 
And you know what? 

1584
01:33:56,120 --> 01:33:57,360
If I did it again, everyone 
would go. 

1585
01:33:57,360 --> 01:33:59,360
I know this song because now 
everyone knows them. 

1586
01:33:59,360 --> 01:34:00,400
But there was a time when no 
one. 

1587
01:34:00,400 --> 01:34:02,480
Did Fairweather fans. 
Fairweather fans. 

1588
01:34:03,120 --> 01:34:05,480
Yeah, two years too late, you 
know. 

1589
01:34:06,080 --> 01:34:09,320
Having me with Chapel Roan 
having me, I would, I would play

1590
01:34:09,320 --> 01:34:11,280
Chapel Roan and everybody's 
like, I'm not really into this. 

1591
01:34:11,480 --> 01:34:13,560
Oh yeah, then. 
Oh, here we go. 

1592
01:34:14,080 --> 01:34:17,120
Oh, they're just rolling back. 
Interesting. 

1593
01:34:18,080 --> 01:34:22,200
Oh, to have taste like ours. 
We're just always ahead of the 

1594
01:34:22,200 --> 01:34:24,320
curve, you know? 
It's exhausting during 

1595
01:34:24,320 --> 01:34:25,520
everything. 
It's really tiring. 

1596
01:34:25,600 --> 01:34:27,640
It's really tiring. 
Yeah, my back hurts you. 

1597
01:34:27,760 --> 01:34:31,160
Know this is how my audiences 
feel when they see my shirts. 

1598
01:34:34,280 --> 01:34:35,480
You know, years from now, 
they'll get it. 

1599
01:34:35,560 --> 01:34:37,320
Years from now, everyone else is
going to get it. 

1600
01:34:37,360 --> 01:34:38,640
They'll they'll pick. 
Up I was there. 

1601
01:34:39,440 --> 01:34:44,440
I was there when he first did 
the Yeah, they'll get it next 

1602
01:34:44,440 --> 01:34:47,520
time. 
Meow today for a laugh. 

1603
01:34:47,520 --> 01:34:50,400
Tomorrow Bovine. 
Bovine He. 

1604
01:34:53,000 --> 01:34:55,440
Didn't make it. 
He didn't make it. 

1605
01:34:55,920 --> 01:34:58,400
He didn't make it. 
He didn't make it full gap. 

1606
01:34:58,400 --> 01:35:04,200
My gate is so unkept. 
That can't be kept in a Cape. 

1607
01:35:05,160 --> 01:35:06,240
All right. 
Do we have a font of the? 

1608
01:35:06,240 --> 01:35:08,240
Oh, that was. 
OK. 

1609
01:35:11,440 --> 01:35:14,320
Oh yeah, one of the one of the 
fonts that I used. 

1610
01:35:14,320 --> 01:35:16,320
Who is she? 
Who is she? 

1611
01:35:16,320 --> 01:35:25,240
Who is she? 
Gothic round plane. 

1612
01:35:33,880 --> 01:35:36,600
There's only a bunch of owls. 
Hold on. 

1613
01:35:36,600 --> 01:35:39,120
Let me. 
Sorry. 

1614
01:35:39,120 --> 01:35:40,960
Let me. 
Not me cooing. 

1615
01:35:41,040 --> 01:35:46,000
Not me cooing on Kelliot. 
Why does that sound awful? 

1616
01:35:46,160 --> 01:35:47,600
Yeah, it sounds. 
Really, it sounds. 

1617
01:35:47,680 --> 01:35:51,440
You're on a roll today. 
I know I'm I'm in comedy comedy 

1618
01:35:51,440 --> 01:35:54,320
mode. 
This is unmedicated Elliot. 

1619
01:35:55,520 --> 01:35:56,600
Bingo. 
Bingo. 

1620
01:35:56,600 --> 01:36:02,960
So much medication mentioned. 
The bingo references will make 

1621
01:36:02,960 --> 01:36:04,280
sense when we show the song of 
the week. 

1622
01:36:04,320 --> 01:36:06,760
Fucking hell, I'm sorry, the 
Kelliot said. 

1623
01:36:06,760 --> 01:36:11,560
Sir, wrap it up, wrap it up. 
That's a great font. 

1624
01:36:12,400 --> 01:36:13,320
Great font. 
Great. 

1625
01:36:13,320 --> 01:36:15,200
Font. 
Here's my font of the week guys.

1626
01:36:15,200 --> 01:36:18,800
It's HWT Gothic Round. 
Incredible. 

1627
01:36:19,040 --> 01:36:22,440
I like that it has like a little
bite dinking out right here. 

1628
01:36:23,560 --> 01:36:25,840
It's weird. 
It's weird. 

1629
01:36:25,840 --> 01:36:28,760
Like I love pairing her with 
Ariel. 

1630
01:36:28,760 --> 01:36:39,680
Round, aerial, rounded, and then
you turn the fuck out of both of

1631
01:36:39,680 --> 01:36:42,200
them. 
Oh oh. 

1632
01:36:43,760 --> 01:36:47,000
That's lovely. 
That's gorgeous. 

1633
01:36:47,880 --> 01:36:52,160
Love that anyway. 
Should I share the song? 

1634
01:36:52,160 --> 01:36:53,960
The code said so I've got it up 
here. 

1635
01:36:54,800 --> 01:36:59,640
Please. 
OK, this is Kelliot. 

1636
01:37:00,400 --> 01:37:07,200
This is the Kelliot said so it's
from Paul is artistic says 

1637
01:37:07,200 --> 01:37:10,840
introducing Kelliot pod bingo. 
It's my first card that says 

1638
01:37:10,840 --> 01:37:12,400
submission. 
And it was so much fun not only 

1639
01:37:12,400 --> 01:37:14,800
to make this but to also play 
along during the latest episode.

1640
01:37:14,800 --> 01:37:19,200
We have an official bingo card 
from Paul and Paul did hit 

1641
01:37:19,200 --> 01:37:20,400
bingo. 
That's true. 

1642
01:37:20,400 --> 01:37:23,480
And I feel like you know this. 
You're going to, you're going to

1643
01:37:23,480 --> 01:37:25,040
hit bingo. 
You're going to hit bingo with 

1644
01:37:25,040 --> 01:37:26,840
us. 
Paul, I just feel like you 

1645
01:37:26,840 --> 01:37:31,840
should know behind the scenes. 
We talked about doing this very 

1646
01:37:31,840 --> 01:37:36,520
recently and you beat us to 
making it public. 

1647
01:37:36,840 --> 01:37:39,360
Yeah, this is incredible. 
Incredible. 

1648
01:37:40,200 --> 01:37:46,160
What's your favorite read here? 
I think. 

1649
01:37:46,680 --> 01:37:50,680
Elliott's gambling is crazy that
that's in there and then I did 

1650
01:37:50,680 --> 01:37:53,200
it today and the whole you know,
you've got Elliot's gambling 

1651
01:37:53,200 --> 01:37:55,560
anti AI chat. 
Jared face Cam appearance is 

1652
01:37:55,560 --> 01:37:59,400
probably I imagine he's I 
imagine Jared's spoken up to to 

1653
01:37:59,440 --> 01:38:03,520
warrants a face Cam appearance 
and Adobe slander. 

1654
01:38:03,520 --> 01:38:05,840
I think we I actually didn't. 
I don't think we did talk so 

1655
01:38:06,000 --> 01:38:07,280
much, I don't think. 
I said anything. 

1656
01:38:07,280 --> 01:38:08,320
Fuck Adobe. 
There we go. 

1657
01:38:08,360 --> 01:38:08,920
Good. 
There. 

1658
01:38:08,920 --> 01:38:10,040
There you go. 
Bingo. 

1659
01:38:10,840 --> 01:38:13,640
Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding. 
We did mention Fish Chair at the

1660
01:38:13,640 --> 01:38:17,440
beginning. 
Yes, Elliot, you did sing. 

1661
01:38:18,760 --> 01:38:26,000
I did Google side quests on on 
the on the what what was the the

1662
01:38:26,000 --> 01:38:31,760
the the the the the the Rizzo 
guy in the background I was 

1663
01:38:31,760 --> 01:38:33,280
doing. 
That also side quest Michelle 

1664
01:38:33,280 --> 01:38:36,480
Branch. 
Yes, Kel's two finger clamp of 

1665
01:38:36,480 --> 01:38:37,880
approval, I don't think we saw 
that there. 

1666
01:38:38,640 --> 01:38:45,360
I didn't do that today. 
Oh, I do like messing up the 

1667
01:38:45,360 --> 01:38:48,000
intro intentionally. 
Question mark. 

1668
01:38:48,000 --> 01:38:52,160
Question mark. 
Yes, yes, this one was on it. 

1669
01:38:52,160 --> 01:38:57,320
We didn't do the intro today, so
there's something. 

1670
01:38:57,360 --> 01:39:00,680
That we have did it. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 

1671
01:39:02,800 --> 01:39:06,800
You did share some harrowing 
information, but that was before

1672
01:39:06,800 --> 01:39:11,320
we started recording a harrowing
personal story. 

1673
01:39:11,680 --> 01:39:14,800
I don't remember but I remember 
thinking this is like on the 

1674
01:39:14,800 --> 01:39:16,400
bingo card. 
This is the thing because it's 

1675
01:39:16,400 --> 01:39:19,000
not hiring to me anymore, which 
is what's concerning about all 

1676
01:39:19,040 --> 01:39:20,560
of it. 
I'm just like, this is a normal 

1677
01:39:20,560 --> 01:39:22,560
story I think. 
It was Elliot talking about his 

1678
01:39:22,560 --> 01:39:27,200
process in building a comedy 
show and showing up and being 

1679
01:39:27,200 --> 01:39:29,800
like, we're going to figure this
baby out today. 

1680
01:39:30,320 --> 01:39:32,560
Yeah, that is pretty. 
It was pretty full on. 

1681
01:39:32,920 --> 01:39:34,640
People seem shocked when I tell 
them that after the show. 

1682
01:39:34,680 --> 01:39:36,320
I'm like, that was a lot of that
was made-up. 

1683
01:39:36,320 --> 01:39:38,840
They're like, oh, I'm like. 
Yeah, I just decided to do it 

1684
01:39:38,840 --> 01:39:42,480
just now. 
Elliot, you did anything but 

1685
01:39:42,480 --> 01:39:45,760
design today, so that's funny. 
Anything and everything. 

1686
01:39:47,400 --> 01:39:49,880
George did come in. 
Yeah, he's asleep. 

1687
01:39:52,760 --> 01:39:54,640
I think we spoke to the viewers 
in a loving way. 

1688
01:39:54,640 --> 01:39:56,080
That's general. 
That's a general time. 

1689
01:39:56,120 --> 01:39:57,800
Sam and Elliot Colbeck was not 
not. 

1690
01:39:57,800 --> 01:39:59,400
That was not in there. 
That was not in there. 

1691
01:39:59,760 --> 01:40:03,040
Wait, what was their bingo? 
Can you go to the next? 

1692
01:40:03,040 --> 01:40:09,160
Slide This was episode 19. 
Damn, they did get bingo. 

1693
01:40:10,280 --> 01:40:13,120
Where's the bingo? 
Down the middle. 

1694
01:40:14,320 --> 01:40:19,560
Oh yes. 
Kelly calls Elliot, Andrew, 

1695
01:40:19,560 --> 01:40:21,720
Jared Queen. 
Love that. 

1696
01:40:22,360 --> 01:40:27,080
I definitely did call multiple 
things, her and diva. 

1697
01:40:27,080 --> 01:40:29,920
I said this diva to my clipart 
lady. 

1698
01:40:30,080 --> 01:40:37,160
Yeah, yeah. 
We did talk about being 

1699
01:40:37,160 --> 01:40:38,600
medicated. 
Yeah. 

1700
01:40:39,200 --> 01:40:41,320
Yeah, sounds pretty good. 
That's pretty good. 

1701
01:40:41,920 --> 01:40:45,120
I reckon play along everyone. 
I mean, you've watched the. 

1702
01:40:45,120 --> 01:40:48,240
Episode this is really good. 
Unfortunately, you now you know 

1703
01:40:48,240 --> 01:40:53,080
this exists as a viewer after 
the episode has been done, but 

1704
01:40:53,080 --> 01:40:54,800
next. 
Time for the future. 

1705
01:40:55,080 --> 01:40:57,040
You can play along that'd. 
Be fun. 

1706
01:40:57,040 --> 01:40:59,920
This is really fun, that stuff. 
I feel like it would be fun if 

1707
01:40:59,920 --> 01:41:02,680
we did like personal bingos for 
the other person. 

1708
01:41:03,200 --> 01:41:05,480
Yeah, like that one drop out 
episode of Where We Do It. 

1709
01:41:05,480 --> 01:41:07,400
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
That's fun. 

1710
01:41:07,600 --> 01:41:08,640
I think that. 
Could be fun. 

1711
01:41:09,320 --> 01:41:11,160
This time would be good. 
It's just happening in the 

1712
01:41:11,160 --> 01:41:15,560
background and we just keep 
going until someone hits it. 

1713
01:41:15,640 --> 01:41:18,280
Bingo. 
That'd be fun. 

1714
01:41:18,880 --> 01:41:21,240
That sounds like a good lock it 
in, put that in the notes. 

1715
01:41:23,200 --> 01:41:24,520
All right. 
Josh, write it down. 

1716
01:41:24,800 --> 01:41:28,320
Write it down, Josh. 
Hey guys, Elliott needs to go be

1717
01:41:28,320 --> 01:41:30,640
quiet for the next 6 hours I 
guess. 

1718
01:41:33,280 --> 01:41:35,200
That's fun. 
Have some honey. 

1719
01:41:35,640 --> 01:41:40,640
I'm going to go work. 
Great episode, as I do. 

1720
01:41:40,760 --> 01:41:41,720
Thanks for. 
Thanks for. 

1721
01:41:41,720 --> 01:41:42,760
Yeah. 
That was a lot of fun. 

1722
01:41:43,040 --> 01:41:45,800
Yeah. 
Happy to carry the flame, I 

1723
01:41:45,800 --> 01:41:48,360
fight for the gospel. 
You know it's always worth. 

1724
01:41:48,720 --> 01:41:50,400
It anyway guys, we'll see you 
next week. 

1725
01:41:51,040 --> 01:41:53,040
Have a good one take. 
Care of each other and thanks to

1726
01:41:53,040 --> 01:41:55,080
anyone who's come to my show 
from the Kelly community. 

1727
01:41:55,880 --> 01:41:58,640
I love you all. 
I speak to you in a loving way. 

1728
01:42:01,640 --> 01:42:04,560
Bingo. 
See you next week, guys. 

1729
01:42:05,120 --> 01:42:05,920
Bye.
