Oh what it do, what it do, what it do it is your boy Andrew
Schultz AK, Mr. Goody 2 shoes and who am I with?
As always, Joseph Huggins AKA old man Huggy.
Talk shit or get off the pod. Episode 188.
RIP Ozzy. I thought they were willing his
ass out like too much but here we are.
Welcome, motherfuckers. Oh wait, hold on, my applause
screen was all fucked up. What's up man?
They were like when I switched to cameras, it was like a black
screen. OK, but like, do you agree with
me on that? Like what?
It feels like he's been dead for a while.
Like, like, I get that he just died, but it's just like they're
rolling him out for shows and it's just like, he just seemed
awkward, like on the reality show.
And that show was like in 2001. Oh, yeah, like the Osbournes.
Yeah. I mean, I feel like he's not
been. I mean, he it's no secret that
he's his health has been in extreme decline since like, I
don't know, the moment. I can't believe.
He lived for 20 years. No, that's what's crazy is he
actually lived for a very long time.
He just did his last show. We'll get into it, but did his
last show, you know, not too long ago.
So it's it's wild. We'll just.
Yeah, OK, OK. You you just named it like you
just named it episode that, so I had to hit it.
Yeah, I mean, I feel like that's it hits everybody differently,
but cultural icon. For, well, how are you at least?
I'm good today so this was forever ago.
I might have mentioned it last episode, but when my friend's
wife was in ICO, I was driving back and I got a speeding ticket
in Temple, TX going 90 and a 65. That's goofy because it's Bell
County, so you can't like there's no pleading, no contest.
It was like, if you show up, you can either be like, OK, I want
to go to trial or you pay the fine.
It's basically if you show up, you pay the fine.
So I got to e-mail in my plea and I said not guilty.
And then I had to go down there today at 1:30 temples, you know,
a little, a little over 2 hours away.
Oh. Hold on real quick.
What's like your thoughts about no contest versus not guilty?
Well, we'll get into. I could, I could pick between
the two. I did no contest.
I mean, that's like, oh. That's what like, I'm just like,
which one's better? It doesn't really matter if
you're taking a plea deal. No, I agree that I don't think
it does, but it's like. An Alf.
It's like an Alf. It's just weird that like that
there's two options and they're kind of the same.
It's like, like, no, you know, like guilty and no contest not
not guilty and no contest not guilty is different.
Well, I had to plead not guilty to then sit down with the
assistant county prosecutor and he basically was like, all
right, I'm going to give you a plea.
So I had to go down there. It was funny 'cause there was
two people ahead of me and they were just like sitting.
And then I like was like, hey, and this dude comes out and he's
like, hey, what are you looking for?
I was like, oh, I have court this, you know, looking where I
can check in. He's like, oh, you check it in
there. And I was like, oh, OK, cool.
So I go check in and this is like, I mean, Temple is fucking
tiny. And this is at the justice of
the peace. So it's not even like it's like
at their little tiny courthouse. I mean their their police forces
state true. What do you mean by the justice
of peace? Justice of the Peace.
Of the Why does that make it less?
It's not a Superior Court. No, Yeah.
Well, I mean, you would think like ever.
It's different everywhere, especially in especially in
Texas. So like you get a traffic ticket
here while you would go like if you got a traffic ticket in like
Denton, you would go to like the Denton Municipal Court.
Temple's so small. It's a it's Bell County's really
big. Very few people outside of
Austin, I mean speed trap town, like I said, they don't really
have a police force. Their police force is the state
troopers. So you so it does.
So it's by precinct and that's where the court, there's two
courtrooms, precinct or three, 1-2 or three, and I was in one.
This guy helps me check in. Everyone's super nice to check
in and I check in and the people behind me never checked in.
So they were just sitting there. So I ended up going first.
I always end up first. It was epic.
Call me in, walk out of the room.
The guy who showed me where to check in was the guy who's the
assistant prosecutor. So I walk in, I'm like, hey,
it's you again. Like that one.
Now I see why he helped me find the check in desk and he's like
shook hand talked for a little bit.
He's getting dismissed. Not on my record.
So that's fucking epic. That's yeah.
So that's awesome. He, it, it was, it's trippy,
'cause when I do this and they run my record, he's like, Oh,
well, you definitely had some, you know, citations and stuff.
I see. But those sound like those were
years ago. And he's, and then he's like, So
what were those about? And I tell them like, well, I
used to live in my car for a bit was cow chopping.
Like, you know, being young and, you know, late teens, early 20s,
super crazy. That's what he said.
He's like, he's like, oh what you mean you were like a kid and
18 or 19? He's like, yeah, you're good
man, don't worry about it. He's like a since then you don't
have shit on your record. So yeah, just, you know, sign
this out, don't get in trouble for 60 days and I'll just
dismiss it. Appreciate you.
And then we talked and then we talked for like 8 minutes
because he's from Lufkin. And then we talked about Lufkin
versus South Lake football game, and he was like, oh shit, 'cause
he had to put where I went, where I like, where I went to
school. Three all y'all we went to South
like and we used to fuck Lufkin up in in football.
Yeah, twice. And the first time we played
them, we were. Down in the state championship.
No, it wasn't state. It was quarterfinals, but it was
like final state. It was to go to.
It was like one of the. Last like who?
Then who was in state? It was like West.
No, there was we in the state championships.
One year we beat one year we lost to Katie, then then was
Smithson Valley, then we beat Katie again, then we then we got
revenge against Katie. It's like, you know, a long but
we. Believe What's the other
Houston? What's the other Houston school?
Well, there's the well, we never played them, but there's The
Woodlands. That's like, yeah, that's what I
was. Thinking Travis yeah, yeah,
Austin, Austin, Austin Westlake. So those are different.
So we played Westlake a couple times, but then we were chit
chatting about that 'cause I had to put down like where I went to
school yeah. You know, it's all the Texas
stuff 'cause you have to sign these waivers to like just
represent yourself and it's like, are you dumb or not?
And he's like, oh S like I was like yeah, you know, I played
football. He's like oh whoa, he's like I'm
from like the Lufkin area. So we talked about that, then we
talked about the floods. Shook hands, Super nice, super
great dude. Walked out.
I was in and out of court in like 20 minutes with the case
dismissed. So even though it sucked that I
had to drive over 2 hours, so I spent about 4 1/2 hours in the
car today. The way back, I hit up check
stop. You know, I'm saying I scooped
up a dozen. The bakery, there's like this,
there's this famous. Scooped up at the check stop.
That scooped up some check stop dude.
I don't know what this check stop is like.
It sounds like it sounds like border control.
No, the the check stop is like this German bakery slash gas
station that's outside of Waco, in between Waco and Dallas.
It's like infamous. They make their own like like
bread buns. It's like there's a line out the
fucking door. He'll walk in.
And I mean, I don't know if anybody even gets fucking gas
there. It's just this tiny little
German bakery. It's fucking bad ass.
It's really good and there's only one of them.
Then they built some knock off across the street that's like
kind of like Slavics or some, I don't know, but like looks like
a borderline slurve slurve name. There's just these random
they're in, they're in West topics W it's in or Slavs I'm
not even getting. Literally listen to the pod bro.
That's the name of it. It's like SL.
OK but don't say it's a slur but also.
It's it's like a. Borderline.
No, I'll I'll it kind of is borderline because Slavic is
like where the word slave came from and they used to be slaves
of like the Russians are. Well, and what I'm saying is.
The original slaves and the original races.
We're in the middle of nowhere in fucking West TX in between
Waco and Dallas. The fact that there's a German
bakery like and I'm like, I don't know this is but it's
really, really good. So I picked up a dozen jalapeno
cheddar sausage colacis and I mean they're, it's like they're
insane. Like, but there's really no line
because it was middle of the day.
Also shout out for giving me off my ticket.
Like you're awesome but also like really 1:30 I see there was
only like 6 people in this courtroom and my ticket was the
same week in his ACL. So I know I'm not the only
motherfucker that got a ticket driving through Bell County, and
that's. Why I got off?
Because I showed up you. Showed up but also they had
other shit to do with. No, I mean, I think it's more
'cause I showed up, 'cause he's, he saw and we talked about it.
He was like, yeah, I told him like, yeah, he's like, I
appreciate you being here and being early and like showing up
and taking this serious. And I was like, Nah, man, you
can see, like I got in trouble way back in the day that like I
learned the lesson on like taking care of shit.
He's like, oh, you know, there's like, he cut the fine.
Like he took the fine down to like 30%.
He's like, well, I'm just gonna waive that.
So don't even worry about that. I'm gonna chop this down.
He's like so you just owe me like he's like you owe me like
80 bucks. I was like well so think about
it. I was got pulled over going 92
and a 65 and I paid 80 bucks to get it thought.
You said it was 75. No, no, it was.
A Oh, no, sorry. It dropped.
It dropped down. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was that was a speed trap. Yeah, and it was, it drops from
six lanes to three. And that's what I said.
And it's true, it was super windy.
There was a stupid box truck who was in and I was in one of the
the middle of more middle lanes. And then it dropped down to
where we were both in the in like the middle lane.
He was driving all erratic. So I passed him and the cop even
said it and I told him like I wasn't rude.
I was like, hey, I'm really sorry that's my bad.
And I was coming back from seeing my buddy's wife in the
ICU. So honestly, I was like, I was
on the phone. I was like half in tears.
I drove that. I made that like 4 hour drive or
three and a half hour drive back.
Like half of it with no music, no nothing, just like dead
fucking silence. I mean that's when I was like,
I'm going to quit smoking weed. Like I changed.
That was like I talked about a big pivotal moment.
And that drive was it's trippy. I got a ticket like in the
middle of it. I.
Think it's so funny that that, that it's like, I mean, I wish I
could be half in tears, like, you know, 'cause, 'cause I'm in
full tears like all the time nowadays, but that we both like
stop someone. Can we like because of like
fucked up shit that happened to us?
Yeah. I mean, I think that there's a
point in. Like I didn't, I didn't decide
to do it. Like it was just, I just didn't.
I just stopped and then it was like all of a sudden, like I
just hadn't smoked weed and like and like literally now for like
a month. No, it's just not like, so
what's interesting is, and this is I've always kind of been like
this is and maybe it's like a product of trauma, but like you
should like I think there's parts of life where you just got
to like raw dog the fuck out of that shit and decide and like to
really process it like. I just, I didn't think about it
that way. I just didn't think about it
that way. I just actually just didn't do
it. Like also caffeine.
Like I haven't drank a fucking ghost in a month.
Like that's. Insane.
I'd never do that. You're crazy.
I know, I know. That's how much I'm going
through it. But I mean, for me it's always
been things are really bad, really crazy, or I'm having like
really bad depression. I have to, I just kind of buckle
up and white knuckle life and just kind of go through it to
process it so I can fully grasp it 'cause I feel like certain
things in life deserve your full attention.
And it made me, it put some stuff into perspective where it
was just, you know, overwhelming.
So I was like, I'm not, I'm, I'm out and it's been great.
But yeah, I mean, I got out of my fucking ticket.
So that's great. That's super nice about it.
Then like I was even like I went and like, fill out my paperwork.
I have to get this shit notarized in 50 days and mail it
back to say that like, I've been good.
I haven't gotten in trouble. Like they're not even keeping up
with it. Like I have to like I have to go
find a notary and then have them send it to him, but whatever.
Like they're just like, yeah. You know, it's funny.
I sold copiers to the notary. Like, like the headquarters,
like association. I walked into the building cold
called, not cold called, but like walk the fuck in.
And it had security chase me, I swear to God.
And then like, it was like, it's like the notary public
association. No, you're something and it's in
Chatsworth and yeah, your boy. But then your boy sold copiers,
because of course. Yeah.
And then I was signing out, talking to the ladies.
She gave me all of her stuff and they were all really nice.
I was just. And I was like, you guys are all
really nice. They're like, thank you.
I was like, maybe it's, I was like and I and I, I mean, I'm,
yeah. I feel like that's Texas,
though. It's like it's yeah, but it's
small. It's like, shit.
It's fucked up. But like, like when you actually
like deal with people, they're nice.
Well, and it's like smaller town.
I mean, the speed limit through Temple is 30 miles an hour, so
it's like small ass town, so. And I, you just got to play it
up. So I was like, hey, like, you
know, I was like, you guys are all really nice.
Like I really appreciate y'all's help today.
They were like, thank you. And like the bailiff, a cop back
there. She smiled and was like, yeah,
no problem. And I was like, maybe it's just
'cause I'm from Dallas and I'm just not used to it.
And they were all like, Oh yeah, we're a little bit nicer down
here. And then I was like, bye, lock
the fuck out. And it's like, damn, I had to.
Turn. Turn.
Turn around and drive back. But that was, I'm glad I pled
via e-mail, not guilty because that's what I had to do.
And then he explained he was like, look, there's not guilty
and there's no contest. Neither of them affect you
taking this plea deal. So you can check whichever 1 you
want. I don't care.
The judge doesn't care. It's whatever.
And I was like no contest. And then left.
It was crazy too. Is there was like 6 of us in
there and there's this young black kid in there.
He was like, man, I'm trying to get this shit reduced.
Like whatever. No one was in there like asking
questions. There's like this dad and
daughter. Obviously the daughter did
something with. More.
Of this yeah, hold on. It was great because then he was
like, man, you think that they're going to reduce it?
You think this guy's cool and he was like, because, you know, I'm
just trying to pay, but I don't want to pay as much.
I could tell, though, because it's different.
Like that court structure differently.
But also just the money might be different, like, you know.
It is, but like what I'm saying is because normally you'd go to
a Municipal Court like you would go in and it'd be a whole the
process that he's probably used. To Oh, I see what?
You're saying because it's because it's a state trooper in
Bell County. Bell County is different.
Like if you don't, if you have an unpaid fine in Bell County,
you are not allowed to renew your license anywhere.
So it's one of those where if you, if I didn't show up to
court today, my license would have instantly been suspended.
The fines are huge and I wouldn't have been able to renew
it. It wouldn't have been up for
renewal. But they don't issue warrants.
They don't really issue warrants for people.
So they'll just do that and they'll just pop your shit and
then they'll get their money because it's the state.
So everything, it's like the state of Texas.
And you're saying Bell County is huge?
Yeah, Bell County is mess. Even even though people don't
like actually live there. No, like, no, yeah, it's the
middle of fucking nowhere. So.
And I was explaining to him the court, and then I walk out, he's
like, well, walk back through the court and he's like, well,
man, if he's cool, like let me know, man.
Like I was like, all right, They Call My Name.
I come out and he's sitting there and I'm just like, give
him a thumbs up. I'm like, you'll be good.
And he's like, he's like, hell yeah.
Well your boy hasn't played any poker.
Got Shadow band off of online? Shadow Band how?
I don't know dude. Like OK, so like I won $20,000
and like on this site called Bovada and they banned me.
So I won two in in one month I should say.
And they banned me because of that.
But like I wasn't like raking it in like on this site like that
just because I was playing like really low stakes.
Like back then. I was like in Santa Monica and
just like crushing life and here I was just like being cautious.
So shadow band there and I'm sad, but I actually don't want
to get into it, so we'll just move on.
Well you do say some pretty crazy shit and antagonize the
fuck out of people. No, I know, but that's not why.
OK, I'll just tell you like I, I like could just couldn't log in
one day and I called them multiple times and every single
person said the same thing, which was my count was being
reviewed and that I would get an e-mail letting me know when the
review was done. And I just asked like what the
timeline was and what the review was for.
And every single time I'm telling you I talk, I talked to
these people like 5 times. Every single time there's like
you'll get an e-mail whenever it's done.
Never. Never got the e-mail.
Damn dude, what'd you do bro?
You can't. You can't.
And you can't make a new account.
No, I haven't tried. Like it was just like to me it
just gave me a bad taste in my mouth.
Plus I'm just going through it. Your boy like stop smoking weed
and and stop drinking caffeine and like it like all this.
Like I'm telling you, dude, I'm telling you my whole world has
weirdly crumbled at the same time that it's gotten better.
It's like it's just, it's tough. Anyways, I'm dropping heads.
You got to you got to tear down parts of the house to build a
bigger one. There you go.
You you got you got to like climb up a 10 foot tree to make
an 8 foot fence or whatever. I don't know what the.
What does that even mean? That's.
I don't know. It's not what you.
I mean no, I mean I trimmed some trees.
OK, right. And then my.
God, I have an I have I have an 8 foot fence speed.
Thank you. Which is epic.
The guy who's doing my fence man is just like one of the most
interesting people ever. Not going to drop his name on
here, but shout out to him, dude.
He is was one of the top pool players in the world for a while
when he told. And he's like #1 in the state of
Texas. When he told me that, I was
like, what? Yeah, you can.
I'll you can watch him win a world championship in Vegas.
Why are we not shouting him out? On ESPN, I don't think he's kind
of like a more, he's an older guy, older, more private, but
like, yeah, like won the world championship and like 9 ball or
something in Vegas and it's like on ESPN.
So I looked it up and fucking found it and was like, holy
shit. And it's him like and he still
plays at this at this pool hall kind of close to where I live
now and just the most interesting fucking wild dude
ever. And it is genuinely the nicest
guy. Same guy.
Who did like my windows? So shout out to him.
I was talking to him. Shout out to him, he's.
Building. He's building this 8 foot fence
by himself. He's done all the work
completely by himself. It's the craziest shit I've
ever. Seen.
I love the fact that it's 8 foot.
Yeah. OK, well, I just wanted to slide
everybody down. Your boy's not playing poker and
he's crying every day. You should do like daytime pod
and I'll open up this window and that's just that you could see
it from. Here just to see your fence.
Yeah, it's fucking huge, dude. It's, it's if you're back there
right now, there's an echo, bro. You talk of the backyard and it
echoes. It's epic.
OK so y'all, I did therapy questions again for the second
week in a row. With no spaces?
Come on. No, I tried like it's your
fucking document. They can't do it, trust me like
I try and I just can't get it to like number.
Anyways, now it is you. Just I just think you just hit
enter, hit enter and then hit enter again because when you hit
enter under. Nobody I would and then it would
like like do it. Twice.
It would it would go to like 2-3.
Yeah. And then you hit it again and
it'll delete the three and change it back to two.
Well, you fixed it. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Nice. Well done.
You're giving me shit and you could have just done it.
You're so I. Know I just, I just, I just did.
OK, we're talking about Google Docs, yo.
We're talking about practice, man.
Not a game. Not the game I love.
We're talking about practice. Practice, man.
We're talking about practice. Come on man.
Dude, I'm AI, we ain't talking about practice.
All right, here we go. Therapy question #1 would you
rather get a free lifetime supply of therapy but your
therapist is always slightly judging you or pay $200 a
session but they think you're a genius?
Definitely free lifetime supply with the judging you that's just
going to make you more self aware.
Like are you kidding me? Like right now your therapist
tries to be normal and people would like worry about their
therapist judging them knowing that they would be in like the
benefits honestly that you would get from that and being self
aware about the weird shit you say or do would be priceless.
Like that would be they wouldn't even be your therapist at that
point. They'd be somebody that like you
talk to, I guess. Literally my therapist.
You know, like that that you would talk to and like you would
be concerned about what they would have to say or what they
think about you. So like you would, I mean it
could be counterproductive. No, no, no, you're not gonna be.
Honest, But if you're honest, it'd be worth it.
OK, I always treat the podcast like a therapy session where
it's like just nothing's off the table and I'm always honest.
However, the therapist who came up with therapy questions was
hyping me up and like not judging me and like not good.
And then she broke up with me after I got broken up with, lost
my house and my job. Yeah, I remember that.
Yeah, and so it's like, I'd much rather therapist judge the fuck
out of me 'cause that's what their fucking job is.
Then like be like good with me. Like it's insane and it's and
it's free. Bad.
Good analogy to bring up the guy who's building my fence.
I'm doing, hold on, I'm doing all of this.
I mean, I've sent you pictures. I'm doing like hardcore
landscaping by myself, like I've been doing for months now.
I've been like doing crazy shit that I've never done before,
digging shit like doing wild stuff in the yard.
I have this guy who is a contractor and my home inspector
because that's How I Met him. Is he he inspected the home that
I purchased that but he he judges.
He. Judges the shit out of my work
whenever he sees what I'm doing, sees what I'm digging up and I'm
like, hey, look at what I did. What do you think about this?
Is this a good idea or a bad idea?
And he'll be like, Nah, that's he's like, I wouldn't do that
because if you do that, this can happen.
He's honest, he I mean, and I'm paying this dude a shit ton of
money. Doesn't feel like he's judging
you, he's just let you asking him the question and he's
letting you know 'cause. There's 'cause there's times
where he's like, oh, what's at you?
Yeah, there's times where he's seen stuff 'cause he'll be here
when I'm not here. Like he he's a homie and he'll
be here doing work and he'll see stuff that I've.
Done and stuff with this dude. Yeah, dude, he's the shit.
And send me, send me. Well, I was like, dude, like
this guy's like seen some. Shit, No, no, I get it.
I get you're fine, You're fine. I just think it's funny.
It's just funny because like, I didn't know any of this.
We're we're, I love people and I love carrots.
So he'll send me like a picture of something and be like, yo,
like what's this? Or hey, why'd you do that?
Like wondering why I'm doing something And that's why I try
to do a good job because I'm worried about him judging the
work that I'm doing if that makes sense Like.
No, I get it. I get it.
And it's good to have the somebody to bounce, bounce ideas
off of, but he's going to be honest and I worry about doing
something stupid or if I have a bad.
Because you don't want him to judge you.
Until I don't want him to judge the shit out of me.
Well, is that what you want? From the and and and and he
knows what he's talking about so if he's telling me I'm doing
something wrong or something seems off, I trust that.
But like so I try to. Do you not like, want a
therapist to judge you? It's like, that's the whole
fucking point, right? Yeah, I mean, I've always had a
view that a a good therapist is like a trail guide or something.
So like they're going to let you or like if you were on a safari,
there'd be like your safari guide.
You can lead yourself through the jungle, but they're held.
They're they are there to help guide you and advise you.
But at the end of the day, it's your path through the woods.
But they're. Disagree.
I think you were. You're almost there, I think,
but they also need to tell you like if there's a fucking lion.
Well that's what I'm saying. They're there to guide you and
help you make the lead you to the right decisions, but they
can't make them for you. At the end of the day, it's your
journey through the fucking. Woods Well, I've never been on a
safari so I don't know how that shows.
Like Lewis and Clark and you got fucking Sacagawea like and they
have all these fucking. Sacagawea.
Well, and they probably they were, but like you go and which
is like a whole another level of like fucked up shit.
But they don't make it. They don't make it all the way
to the Pacific if they don't have these Native Americans to
be their guides. But at the end, you know.
It's like a Sherpa. It's like a same thing, yeah.
It's like, yeah, like a. Sherpa, I think it's different.
Like where I think Sherpa is exactly what you're trying to
say. It's like we're gonna get we're
gonna get you there. But like, you don't get to like
make decisions. Like we're gonna tell you what
you. Yeah, I would say yes, but what
did you say? You're almost there, but Sherpas
carry a majority of the weight and a majority of the equipment.
But like so that's. What I want from my therapist,
well. That's well then that's not real
therapy. No, I swear to God.
'Cause you come, you come in with your own baggage and
weight. No, I.
Get it, I get it, but I no, I broke up.
So the one that I told you about like did break up with me and
she like was like hyping me up and she came up with them like
therapy questions. But OK, so but then I know it is
fucking stupid but she didn't even break up with me.
She had like her like fucking assistant like tell me like I
couldn't come there anymore. It was fucking wild.
But no, I had another therapist but it was over zoom and she
would just ask me like what I wanted to talk about.
And it was like what? After I got sober, I just like
thought it was a good idea to have a therapist.
And I'm like, I don't know, like I thought you were the
therapist. You tell me, but I've never done
therapy over Zoom until that moment.
And then we did it again in the same shit.
She's like asking me what I want to talk about.
And I'm like, like, you know, like my life is good.
Like, I don't really get why you're asking me.
Like I was like, I thought you were going to walk me through
this process. Like I just, I'm just in therapy
because I think it's a good thing to do.
And then we just stopped talking.
It's just like she didn't understand why I didn't have
issues and I didn't understand why she couldn't ask me like
shit that I wanted to talk about.
And then we just like quit. OK, Therapy question #2 would
you rather your life or sorry your laugh sound like a goat
somebody got sounds like or or it's like the scream.
Kinda. Yeah, I do.
I actually do have a rap where it's like where it's like I'm a
goat. I made a joke, made her laugh.
Thank you. Every time you cry it sounds
like a kazoo. Either or.
Probably every time you cry it sounds like a kazoo because then
you just do it in private and people you just would be able to
keep that in because every time you laugh it sounds like a goat.
Then you would laugh at something funny, then everyone
would laugh at you. It'd become this like big
insecurity like it just would be unavoidable.
So it'd be better to at least have be able to cry in private
so that if it's like someone you're cool with, he's like, hey
man, like when I cry it sounds like a kazoo, yadda, yadda.
Yeah, you'd have to like you could just be like so and cold
and so. It's kind of like the poop
confetti type shit. Like or.
No, it was, yeah, it was poop confetti.
Like it's like sneeze glitter. Jesus.
No. Was it sneeze or no?
Burp? Burp.
Yeah. Burp glitter.
Yeah. It's like, it's like, maybe
burping glitter is not bad if you didn't have to do it in
public, but like you have to laugh in public and you don't
fucking cry necessarily. You'll be like bro.
Oh my God. Fuck man, new kid is crazy bro.
New kid the new kid is crazy work dude.
You hear that motherfucker laugh dude.
I don't care how good he is to track that kids fucking wild
dude just laugh like a goat bro. People would just call you Billy
like Billy goat. There'd be all these fucking
they, they. They already should.
I am the goat. Like they just make all sorts of
jokes at your expense, but like if you cried like a kazoo, even
then you'd be sensitive. I.
Know right now. Right now.
Like vulnerable, so then even then like.
Bro I get vulnerable and cry all the fucking time right now so
it's like maybe for me. But at least I'm like, well, you
don't want that like that. But if you did, at least people
would be like, hey, like your family could accept that.
Your family wouldn't know that you you would laugh for the
first time as a kid and they would take you to the hospital.
They would take you to the hospital and then depending on
like. I guess, I guess what I'm
thinking is like if, if it happened to you right now, now
you're like. Bro what the fuck?
Dude couldn't go see movies in public?
They'd be like, hey, shut the fuck up Billy Goats gruff like
your fucking problem, dude. People would throw lettuce and
shit at you like it'd be terrible.
And you'd be like, so you either have zero, you see, you would
develop no sense of humor. No, you're not fucking anybody.
Yeah, either way you're stone cold and stoic, but at least one
of them I can show that I could be happy and laugh and then like
just have my sad moments be to myself.
Like that's you know what I'm saying?
Like I'm just poop poop confetti and and just cry like a kazoo.
Like imagine like you were a kid and someone farts in class and
you're laughing like a goat like.
No, no, no, you're right. Like maybe it's a bad therapy
question. Not like it's because it's so.
Oh. It's great.
Like that's a great therapy question because it's that's
fucking wild. That's the new kids crazy bro.
I just love the new kid fart. Yeah, and it's like at the lunch
table. Like what the fuck was that?
Dude, hold on everybody, shut the fuck.
Up I was the I was the new kid at one point, you know, like,
whoa, dude. Yeah.
And that does sound insane. Yeah, that sounds fucking wild.
Heavy. The world is savage, dude.
But now you would probably come out like you'd be like a TikTok
influencer or some sort of shit like that.
So you might so you might like come out like more ahead.
What do you mean before? Like when we were pooping
confetti on TikTok. But like.
I saw. No, that's no, that'd be only
fans because. You're right.
You're right, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Toilet shot but prove it's real. They're like, that's that.
Back the fuck up. There ain't nothing about.
Only fans looking at toilet shots bro.
I'm just saying if, how, how are you going?
To seriously answer that question.
No, but if you're going to maximize your poop confetti.
This is how we know Joseph has dark secrets there.
Big questions. It's.
Not me. It's the new kid, dude.
We got to poop on. Took a shit and there was
confetti in the toilet dude. I said a joke and he started
laughing like a God damn goat dude.
I'm about to therapy question #3.
No, invite him. Invite him to the party.
That's going to be fucking hilarious.
Would you rather only be able to communicate through interpretive
dance or puppet shows? So you could never talk to
anybody unless it was in a like a puppet or interpretive dance.
Your boys got fire on the therapy questions right now.
Probably puppet shows because then at least I could like
monetize it. OK, so I confirmed.
Confirmed because the Iron Ape was upset that I said that he
would rather burp glitter than poop confetti.
Yeah. Because he said the opposite,
According to him. Yeah, because we rationale the
fuck out of it. I.
Know but. That is pretty crazy.
No, I'm positive that he actually did like say the same
thing we were but it just didn't wasn't clocking with me.
Anyways, so I confirmed with him and he said interpretive dance
and I said I didn't actually say anything to be honest.
But my like his point was he's like, what am I going to do,
carry puppets around or can I just break out a dance?
And I was just like, dude, we're white.
But if you, that means you could just be like Mick Foley, like
Mankind with Sacco and just be like, hey, motherfucker like
that. I.
Know, but it's it's a little weird.
Yeah, but that would be weird. But it'd be even.
It'd be just as weird to be like and not even be like.
That's how I communicate. Like I, I can use words.
Such a good therapy question. Hey dude, it's hard.
I got to go to the bathroom. I got a it's.
Really, really a hard question. No puppet, no doubt.
At least I could still be. Interpretive dance versus puppet
to communicate. Just want to clarify with the,
with the, with the audience. Communicating only via puppet is
kind of intimidating. If I walk around with a puppet
on my hand and we get into an argument, like there's so many
things I'm driving, I'm cussing somebody out.
Like you piece of shit. You'd be like, whoa dude, get
the fuck. Like slow down, get away from.
It that's, I mean, it's a great point.
Like no one's going to fuck with you.
Although if you're like. Are you kidding me?
That was going to fuck with you? That if all you could do is
communicate with a puppet. That'd be terrifying.
Like the new kid, the new kid. The first time if the first time
you talk to the new kid and that's what he did, you'd be
like this kid's lame as fuck, but then like it's 4 weeks
later, this motherfucker's still doing it and loses his temper
and is like saying some wild shit with a puppet.
You'd be like this dude's unhinged.
He he will hurt me. Doesn't matter if I could beat
him up, he's going to stab me in the process of me kicking his
ass. Leave the.
Puppet with the puppet. Yeah, leave the puppet new goat
kid who poops confetti alone. That kids fucking.
Wild. I don't even.
I don't have a take and we're moving on.
Literally this kids build is diabolical and we need to stay
away from Yeah. Yeah, like that shit is weird
for me. Yeah, it's full of confetti.
What do you mean? This shit's weird?
It's full of confetti, dude. Sorry, I'm sorry.
Clogging toilets in the locker room all the time.
We know it's him. He's flushing paper.
It's paper and if it's a big shit that's a lot of confetti.
I feel like the confetti ratio would depend on how much food he
ate, right? You really think confetti could
like, clog a toilet? A Chipotle.
I thought we were just talking about like the remnants.
A Chipotle poop. Poop's worth of confetti?
Yeah, that would clog a toilet for sure, no doubt.
Therapy question #4 Would you rather get therapy fuck from a
clown? Hold on me, let me back up, OK?
Therapy question #4 Would you rather get therapy from a clown
or give therapy to your childhood teddy bear who talks
back? Man my household was fucking
crazy as a kid so childhood teddy bears probably got some
terror stories that needs to work through.
So that would probably be more productive.
But therapy from. A whole you're giving therapy
did this. He'd be able to get some shit
off of his fuzzy little chest. Dude, this shit's this shit's
crazy. Because he can talk now.
He's been carrying that shit. Around.
No, no, it's obviously the teddy bear because I don't want to be
around a clown, you know? That that would be, that would
be funny as fuck, though, That would be, he's like asking you
serious questions. So maybe that would be maybe
that would like tear down a facade for some people.
They might have better therapy sessions if it was from a clown
because they wouldn't be so intimidated by their therapist.
He'd be like. That is fucking crazy.
Are you kidding me? The laugh's terrifying.
I love dropping that laugh on people.
Like. In in the dark, like if we're
like in like a parking lot and I see you.
Why the fuck would you do that? Why?
Because their reactions are all
the same and they're terrified. Yeah, but that.
So that would be, you know, like that would be pretty epic.
You see this with the honk. Yeah.
How do you do this shit? Joseph is like a borderline
clown. Like, I mean like you could
like, clown. Don't.
You could be afraid. Don't be afraid.
You could literally like clown out bro like come.
Come into my room. Like on the on the weekends.
Oh my God. OK y'all, we're done with that.
Any questions? We're going into articles and
we're going. To why are you whispering?
Like what? I was going to say I need to
take a break. I need to.
Take I need to take a break. I got to take a confetti.
No, it's just on the audio. Like people might think that
like we're taking actually a break, but it's just going to
cut right the fuck back in. That's.
Why I stopped taking? A break and then Andy's going to
go back and edit it to where there is no break.
But we're taking a break. So you know, whatever on God.
And oh God. There it is, Jesus.
Christ, no, we're back for the topics.
First article, let me pull it up real quick.
I'm sure this is going to be all fucked up.
It is one second. Man, this thing is so goofy
sometimes. I tell you what it comes from.
NPRKERA recently defunded. Didn't they defund NPR and all
they? Did they did but like it's weird
because I listen to NPR all the time and that they only get 1%
of their funding from the government, but but it is like
really like taking millions out. That's pretty crazy.
Well, this comes from NPR. Trump deflects questions about
Epstein probe with accusations about Obama.
I mean, you heard this stuff, correct?
You haven't. You haven't heard these Obama
accusations? No, the Justice Department on
Tuesday, I'm sorry. And this guy's brought to us by
Sage Miller. The Justice Department on
Tuesday said it's in touch with an attorney for Jazan Maxwell or
Jizzy Lane Maxwell, a long time associate of sex offender
Jeffrey Upsteen, to try to arrange a meeting with her in a
couple of days. Presidents Trump said he thought
the development sounds appropriate, though he also
claimed to know nothing about it.
Deputy Enterprise Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche
announced the plan on social media, saying the department is
seeking any information from Maxwell, who is serving time for
sex trafficking, as part of as a part of its quest to uncover all
credible evidence in the Epstein Epstein case.
I mean, dude, they're going to pardon this bitch.
Dude. He's going to pardon this bitch.
Watch. I I actually believe you and
think that's true also. Todd Blanche was the attorney
that defended Trump when he when he got caught with 34 fucking
felonies. Just just just putting that out
there. Well, and Elena, Elena Habid or
habab the the chick that was his one of his defense attorneys,
she just got she was an interim state attorney prosecutor for
New Jersey. They put her in and she was just
rejected by a judge panel to maintain that jobs or a
temporary status and that position was denied.
What timeline are we living? 00 prosecutorial experience in
the courtroom and was the lead state.
Prosecutor Blondie herself sucks.
Like it's just, what are we doing?
Yeah, this who Trump, who was once friends with Epstein, is
facing backlash from supporters who want more information
released about the disgraced financier's crimes and his 2019
death by suicide. That's something people also
need to remember. Is the administration Trump?
The Trump administration was in office whenever Jeffrey Epstein
died. I've heard people be like.
Yeah, everybody forgets that and let.
Him die. I'm like no dude, he wasn't even
in office. I know, but like, like, like his
boy Stephen Miller would be like, you know, we've dealt with
25 years of shitty presidents. It's like, bro, in that 25
years, your boy was president for four.
So like, what are you even talking about?
Trump dismissed the uproar as politically driven, as a
politically driven witch hunt distracting from his agenda.
Asked about the newest development on Tuesday, he told
reporters. I don't really follow that too
much total lie. His comments to reporters came
while he was meeting with President Ferdinand Marcos
Junior of the Philippines on trade issues.
After the meeting, Trump announced on social media the
importers of goods from the Philippines will face a 19%
tariff, while US exports to the country will face no tariffs.
Trump spent most of his time in the Oval Office.
Oval Office with the question and answer session rallying
against former President Barack Obama and other Democratic
figures. Trump spy chief Tulsi Gabbard
recently published published materials that claims to show
that Obama officials manufactured and politicized
intelligence about Russian interference in the 2016
election. It's the most unbelievable thing
I've ever read, so you ought to take a look at it and stop
talking about nonsense. Trump told reporters that
nonsense is referring to Epstein.
So yeah, he said that this file. Is doth protest too much?
Did it's like if he wasn't involved, like he would not be
reacting the way that he was, or is I should say?
Trump said that it was time to go after people in connection
with his allegations on the 2016 election.
So he's openly saying we need to go after people, Trump.
Obama's office issued a rare response, calling Trump's
statements outrageous and noting that conclusions about Russian
interference in the election had been widely accepted.
These bizarre allegations are ridiculous and a weak attempt at
distraction, Obama spokesperson Patrick Roddenbush said in a
statement. So what he's saying?
Tulsi Gabbert released information saying that that.
Who is the head of the National Intelligence?
And as A and as a Russian asset and it's like.
Totally, totally. A Russian asset?
100%. She claims that there's
information that shows that they manufactured, created this
Russian interference stuff and then realized, well, actually,
I'm sorry, it's not that that they realized that there was
nothing to the Russian collusion tampering of voting machines and
that they didn't release it. So by not releasing it, they
politicized it and tried to basically commit a coup.
So Trump sits there and says that Barack Obama has committed
treason. He called, he said that he
committed treason. What's wild is there's a video
there's not a lot of people talking about this in politics
and other positions like House, congressman, senators.
Nobody's really talking about it because it's bullshit.
There's a video in December. I think it's like, I want to say
it's like December 16th, 2020 sixteen where he he's talking
about there you. Say that because of my birthday
is December 15th. No, I mean, I, I watched the,
I've seen the press conference like 5 times where Obama's
talking about there doesn't look like there's been any tampering.
Everything that they're saying. He didn't, the information
wasn't relayed to the public. He sat there in a press
conference, in a White House press conference briefing and
said everything that they're accusing him of not saying.
So it's super stupid. It's obviously an attempt to try
to deflect and distract, but we have an active president telling
coming out into public and saying that another president
has committed treason, which is crazy.
Well, it's not that crazy if it was any other president talking
about Donald Trump because the Duke has committed treason.
Like, what are we talking about it?
It's like bro bro bro project so much.
Republicans in Congress have also been grappling with this
Epstein issue. Speaker Mike Johnson announced
Tuesday that the House would finish work a day early,
cancelling votes scheduled for later in the week.
So rather than voting on any of this Epstein stuff, he just
closed up shop a day early. This means that members will
leave town for the annual August recess without fresh comfort,
without a fresh confrontation over Epstein.
The schedule change was announced after repeated clashes
amongst Republicans about the files, including a deadlock and
a powerful House Rules Committee over an effort by Democrats to
force additional votes on the FC matter.
So I mean, while they're saying Mike Johnson was just saying
before they need to release his information that it they, they
needs to be transparency. And then he closes up shop early
and sends everyone home for all of till the end of August.
Crazy. But Trump's accusing Hillary,
Joe Biden, Donald Trump and that whole administration of, you
know, withholding information that proved that they were
innocent to try to politicize it.
Does it not make you feel like that He's obviously guilty of
like committing fucking crimes, obviously against children.
Well, I mean, well, look and. When I say children, I mean what
it's like. It doesn't even matter.
The whole thing is disgusting. There's lots of there's
interviews, there's people coming out, there's, you know,
Jeffrey Epstein's ex-girlfriend saying that she was groped by
Donald Trump. There's all sorts of.
What a fucking surprise. All these other stories that
continually come out. I do know we talked, I think
last episode about the report of him and Epstein showing up with
like a bunch of 18 and 19 year olds in their casino and him
almost getting fined by the Commission, by the Gambling
Commission for having minors. But nobody confronted him about
it. But they got reported.
But everybody was afraid to confront Donald Trump for having
a bunch of like underage, not under 18, but under 21 girls in
his casino with Jeffrey Epstein. They flew in at 1:30 in the
morning on a fucking helicopter. It's not your friend.
I mean, it's the guy, the guy who did the interview who's, you
know, obviously they're not friends because that's the
friends people you do that with strangers.
He he's the guy who was going who was going to get fined, who
talked to Donald Trump, who was like, I'm shocked.
They're not that. They're letting me off the hook.
They didn't end up fining him. He's like, yeah, I kind of
talked him out of it. That'd be a bad look.
But yeah, I mean, this is total. Just deflect, deflect, deflect.
But, you know, and he's, we kind of knew this was coming, that
there would be some sort of attempting to change the
narrative, but they ran on this platform.
No, well that's The thing is that like all of his homies
didn't see this coming or they just are acting like they
didn't. No, I think some of them really
did. Like our boy Bongino.
Yeah, I don't think he saw it coming.
I think he's. Genuinely pissed off he's just
actually stupid. I think him and Cash Patel, come
on. How, how the fuck do you and I
know about this and he doesn't? And cash Patel?
These guys run the FBI. Well, but you know, some people,
they're under qualified to run the FBI think that's the whole
problem. But you know, it's like when
people would say, oh, Donald Trump isn't racist.
There's no proof of him ever being racist.
And I'm like, even if you just take out, take out the things he
says, take out everything about the Trump presidency.
Literally got over. 20 years ago he got he got sued and lost for.
Not letting black people like go.
Into his apartment, Yeah, like rent apartments and then.
He also took out a full page ad in the New York Times to fucking
say that these like 7 black kids.
Central Park 5. Yeah, 5 black kids.
Sorry that like like raped and killed somebody like and it's
like and then and they were all innocent and then.
But it's sad because they all like took wild plea deals
because they were pressured. And even when they were found
not guilty, he still said, like, I think they're guilty and they
he like doubled, like tripled down.
Said that they won't, that they should be put like in like to
death. Yeah, dude.
Like, I mean, how much more evidence do we need?
So, you know, like that's what I'm saying is it's the same with
the I. You can't sit there and say
definitively that he was involved in any of yes, we can.
Oh no, you can't. You can't I.
Just did, allegedly. OK, so the allegedly means that
it's not like a matter of fact. No, I know, it just means that
environment. His sketchiness around it.
There's not another. There's not an analogy in life
you could make that would make sense, that would make you think
that somebody's not guilty of something.
If I am a trucker and I have to take a piss test for because
they would they piss test everybody if they get in an
accident and then I'm all elusive about taking the fucking
piss test. Am I doing drugs and would I
piss hot for like meth as a truck driver?
Probably if I get like right. If I as your boss, I would
assume, why are you if you're not doing drugs, why are you
ducking and dodging this piss test?
So, and it's funny because it's like a dog.
It's like it's like the dog who caught the car.
So a dog chases after a car. What does a dog do when it
catches it? That's an old saying 'cause it's
like, what the fuck are you going to do now?
So now they've got their all. Like I said last week, there's a
lot of people in positions in power who said that if, if they
were ever in those positions of power, they would release this
information because that's the right thing to do.
And these people in currently, at that time, those people who
held those positions had the information and were refusing to
release it. Now they're in those positions
and they're not releasing it and refuse to and they look.
So that's the whole thing is there's people who are anti
deep. I just don't know if like all
these people actually believe their own bullshit.
That's what I guess what I'm saying.
No, I mean, I think that they do, though.
Does Marley Mar? Did Marjorie Taylor Green
literally believe a bunch of the conspiracy theories or I'm.
Not sure. I'm not sure anymore.
I used to think that. I think she did originally.
And now she's just become a part of the machine.
That's what I that that's what I'm saying is all these, all
these people who believe these conspiracy theories, who are
warriors and champions, and some of them are still very much
about releasing this information, that they still
believe the conspiracies that Trump never known them, never
friends with them. OK, but how the fuck did they
not get it? How's it not clocking with them?
How are they not standing on fucking business?
And like, don't you understand the Donald Trump?
There's like how many photos does he have to be in with with
with fucking Epstein? How many flight logs does he
need to be in for you guys not to get that this dude is a
fucking rapist? Dude.
He how many millions of dollars does he have to get sued for
defamation for raping somebody? Like I don't understand how they
don't get it unless they're full of shit.
They just don't want to. Well, that's why he sent
everybody home and closed up shop early because like I said,
there's clashes within the GOP over this issue.
No, I know. And I love, I love that there
is. It's just like it's like, holy
shit. It's like I knew the GOP.
The Republican Party has always been full of shit about
everything. Fiscally, we're conservative,
except for all we do is just drop money.
Steve Bannon says right now that if they don't, and this is true,
like there's a lot of people say they have to release everything
that they have. If they don't, they could lose
like 40 seats like Steve Bannon's like we could lose 40
seats come next election cycle. Fingers.
Crossed, fingers crossed. If we if we don't release this
information because people are super pissed.
What does he think? That's what I'm saying.
He's. Super pissed he's supposed to be
smart. He just diabolical, but I
thought he was smart well. That's why they not produced.
Seinfeld. That's why they're not it's like
Alex Jones. That's why they're not pro him
releasing this information. Now some people, I was listening
to Tim Dylan the other day. Tim Dylan's very funny and Tim
Dylan was talking, he was interviewing Alex Jones about
this and talking about this stuff.
And they were discussing how they really think that if any
like that the Mossad CIA, that the people who are blackmailing
these people, other people have all these videos.
Somebody else has this information.
So this is this is. Can I ask you two things?
I do think that Donald Trump is the reason why this shit's not
getting released because he's involved.
However, However, do you think because like after we talked
about it last week and I thought more about it, do you think like
he's in the Mossad? Donald Trump.
No Epstein. I think he had some sort of
connection to them. For sure.
Well you already said that Like jizz lane whatever.
What do you jizz lane her dad is?
Well, her dad was how. The fuck is he not?
Her dad, so there's multiple theories about this, but yes,
her dad was an announced basically like triple agent.
So he did work for MI 6, he did work for the Mossad and he did
work for the KGB. And we're not.
We're seriously. Yeah, he would like collect
information and sell information, blackmail
information. And he was killed.
He was like, murdered, allegedly murdered come.
On bro. He was a big media tycoon.
What are we talking? About so she was like a big
European socialite. But no, whoever was getting
these videos for blackmail has them right. 100%.
So that's one of the theories. It's just a theory and this is
nothing. I don't mean anything by it, but
some, some believe that if it is the Mossad that Netanyahu would
have access to these videos and would have them.
And that's and that's partially why our stance on them doing
shit in Gaza. No, no doing.
Shit in Iran, OK. No, no, no.
That's because that's because stupid.
Stupid. Trump is a Trump is afraid that
this information that he has on him could be leaked.
No, no, no. That was an angle.
I know that's that's a third. Angle, but I'm talking about
that shit up. America has been stupid with
Israel for a while now. What the fuck they're doing is
terrible, obviously. Yeah.
Yeah, but like it's not has anything to do with Trump.
Well, no, but they're saying that if Netanyahu or the Mossad,
let's say the Mossad, let's say he is a double agent and he
works for the CIA and he works for the Mossad.
He's turning these this information into the Mossad.
They would be able to have influence over a lot of people
in the government for longer than Trump's been in office
because Epstein's Epstein's been doing was doing that for a very.
Long. I don't think.
I just don't think that his reach is that, like, big.
That's all I'm saying. Who?
Epstein. Yeah.
No, dude, the flight logs include former presidents
Stephen. No, I get.
What they include but like we're.
Not it's international. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But like, the United States of America is not like supporting
genocide because of that. We're no.
But what I am? Saying is that I'll I'll tell
you why. It's because we won World War 2
and we want Israel to be a fucking country because it's a
fact that we won World War 2, that it exists.
That's why it is like in my opinion.
I don't know, I could be wrong. I know Iran is like up on the
fucking flight logs. Not really, but like actually up
on the rankings and what? They're what they're what
they've been saying is that he had a he had an opinion about
releasing the files the day after Netanyahu visited.
Previously, he completely did a 180 out of nowhere.
It was like, there's nothing to see, not going to talk.
About yeah, but we all know because he's a rapist, bro.
Like, I don't understand how, like else I could say it.
Donald Trump raped fucking women and like, it's like, and that's
why they're not released. Like, is that not Like, I don't
get why that's not fucking clear to everybody.
But we're not. I'm not talking about well, I'm
indirectly talking about what may or may not exist in this
information. Allegedly.
It's a may or may not exist within this information that
they would have. It's the fact that if you like,
if the blackmail ring is what people say it is, that involves
Jizzy Lane and Jeffrey Epstein. If that is what it is, and let's
say it is, let's say you just in one in one bubble, in a vacuum,
he is a Mossad agent. They would have information on a
lot of people doing a lot of fucked up shit, which would give
them a lot of influence and power and control over people on
an international scale. Because there was, I know.
I know, I know people. Going to that item and.
I I'd like that you're even thinking that way.
Totally. I just don't think that's what's
happening. Well, I'm not saying that's
necessarily what it is. I'm just talking.
But it but it's possible. No, no, no, it's possible.
It's something I haven't even thought about, to be honest,
like, but I'm just saying like, 'cause let's say you might be
right to be honest, to be honest, you might be right.
Like like, like like let's say, let's say it's let's say it's
just information from the Steele dossier and it's AP tape.
Let's say the P tape is real and they have it.
Would Donald Trump sit idly by from time to time?
Yes. So people don't see the pee
tape. Yes.
OK, OK. No, But actually this is what I
was telling my brother. He was like saying, he was
saying like that all of a sudden because like we're now shipping
like weapons back to Ukraine, but through NATO.
And he's like, oh, like Donald Trump just found out that Putin
was a liar. And I was like, no, he knew the
whole time. It just his compromise is what
they call it in Russia, which is like, like information on you.
Like, like that's compromising. He doesn't care about anymore
because it's like he gets away with so much shit.
The dude has a shit coin and just grips people over and over
and over and over. And so he just stopped caring
about it. And so he just is like, fuck,
Putin doesn't even matter to me. It's like, what is he going to
do, put out my pee tape? I don't like nobody would even
care. Like I'm in a cult now.
That's what it is. No, I think if something like
that did come out, that would be pretty.
Damaging I I wish that was true. The pee.
Tape. If the the pee tape existed,
that would be. I wish that was true.
No, he would lose a lot of. No, he wouldn't.
And it doesn't even matter anymore because.
Evangelical vote. He's only allowed to have two.
Terms I don't. Know they'd jump all over JD.
But but guess what? Like we all know the Civil War
is about to pop the fuck off in three years.
People would be trying to get him out of office quickly and
have him resign. There's Pete.
I wish you were. I wish you were right.
Kenneth Copeland can't sit there and be like, yeah, that's
married. Yeah, we've already watched
these fools do it. The dew drop 4 trillion on the
deficit and then he did it again.
And these guys are fiscally conservative.
It's like, come on dude, he bombed Iran.
He's like the he's like the non war president, like get the fuck
out of my face. It's like he can do anything he
wants and these fucking sycophants can't stop sucking
his Dick. I think a video of him being
peed on my. No, I wish he would.
I'm telling you, Oh, at least this, this is what I'm saying.
I don't think it would, but also he doesn't think it would.
And that's where we're, that's where we're at.
No, I mean, think we're at where he thinks that whatever
information could be released from any of these files, that is
that involves him, could be it. That's why he's trying.
So hard. That's true.
But he's in control of that.
I, I, I'm just saying what Putin has on him, which I know for a
fact he does. It doesn't matter anymore.
And so he's like, fuck it, we're sending missiles.
Yeah, I mean in that in that one instance that makes sense, but.
Yeah, yeah, that's the Russian. I think he's, I think he's more
worried about things collapsing on him more now than ever
before. He better be dude 'cause it will
collapse. It's just a matter of like if he
dies, like naturally or not, that's being real.
It's just like it's going to get fucking weird here in this
country or in the world to be honest.
Like when, when this shit goes down because like, it's either
he lives to do another January 6th or he dies of natural causes
and everything fucking goes to shit, but everything's going to
go to shit. Like trust me, dude.
And like that's, and I'm not a cynical person.
I'm Mr. Good vibe tribe. I'm telling you, like this shit
is going to end poorly for everybody.
For real. Well man, I hope that's not the
case. I know, I know, I do too.
But it's real. I'm telling you, it's going to
suck. Well, like how?
Give me elaborate he. Doesn't leave office.
He doesn't leave office, and the Civil War will break out.
Your boy's going in the streets if he doesn't.
I'm telling you like I'm scared about it, and there's no fucking
reason why anybody would think any differently.
Why the fuck? Why the fuck would you leave
office if he didn't? If he tried not to the last time
and he knows he'd be arrested immediately.
I mean, maybe they might let him sail off into the night.
Yeah, well, or he's going to have a bad call too.
He's going to move to Qatar. Yeah, do something weird.
And go. Hide out point is like that
these the options here for him and his family are minimal.
It's either you're, it's either you're going to go to jail or
you're going to fucking flee the country.
Meaning all of his kids. Ivanka would be fine.
She's like, she's like, honestly, like distance herself
so much from the family. Because she, because she knows
what I'm saying. Yeah, I know.
So she's like, I'm back, 'cause she's like the smartest out of
the group. She's like, I gotta get the fuck
out of here. And you know I have a crush on
my girl Tiffany. Yeah, she just got married,
didn't she? Yeah, she did.
But you know. Article #2 is from the AP.
Can you ever expect privacy in public?
Coldplay kiss camera saga tells us about a lot about the answer.
So recently there's been a video and viral of Aceo of a space
company and his head of HR Like snuggled up, both married,
cheating on their spouses. Popped up on the kiss Cam at a
Coldplay concert and their reaction was just like terrible.
Like he drops to the ground, she ducks and hides.
Another one of their Co workers was there.
She's like busting out laughing. It just became a meme.
I mean just totally caught cheating in 8K on a Jumbotron by
Coldplay. Wild.
And my mom hit me with with an AI version of it with Trump and
Hillary Clinton. Also also, this is real.
This is a fact. Your boy got floor seats at the
Lakers game right behind Adam Sandler.
Get on the kiss. Cam picked up a chick.
You know Kim's sister, You know what I'm talking about.
Yeah, yeah. Pick her up at her apartment
from FIDM Fashion Institute, Design, mergency, whatever the
fuck it's called. Pick her up, take her to the
game, get on the kiss Cam. Her boyfriend is there when I
pick her up. Didn't even know she had a
boyfriend make out. Drop her back off at the
apartment where her boyfriend is.
So I get it. Isn't that the wildest story
ever? Stupid.
You've had Wilder. On four seats at the Lakers,
behind Adam Sandler, I was on TMZ 'cause he was looking at
like, like the Lakers, like girls, like ass.
And I was right behind them. Literally.
It's pretty wild. I don't know how I would even
think about picking up a girl with a boyfriend.
Like I didn't know she had a boyfriend.
That's just skeezy. And I also don't even know how
to get like 4 Seaside the Lakers ever, ever, ever again.
You know, it's like. Well, when the Kiss came at a
Coldplay concert, landed on a couple who tried but failed to
duck out of the spotlight, the Internet immediately got to
work. So, I mean, it just basically
goes over. So, yeah, I mean, in hours, it
was clipped everywhere. Endless memes, parody videos,
pair of shocked faces all over. Online sleuths rushed to
identify who it was on camera. AI and software.
AI intelligence and software company Astronomer eventually
confirmed that its CEO and chief people officer were in fact in.
The video announced the CEO's resignation over the weekend.
Are you kidding me? Yeah, he resigned.
He married with so he sat down. Well, I mean, that's just
subordinate so. I didn't actually.
I thought this whole thing was like fake.
I had no idea that like what you're saying.
Like, it's like it was actually kind of real.
No, that was super real. All I saw was like the AI shit.
The incidents fallout has, of course, generated conversations
about business ethics, corporate accountability and the
repercussions that conflicts of interest among leadership can
cause. But there were also broader
implications at play in our increasingly online world about
the state of potentially being visible everywhere you go or
tracked through social media. Surveillance.
Experts say it's more and more common for moments that may have
been intended for private or at least reserved to a single
physical venue to make their way on online and even globally
cameras that are everywhere. It's not a secret cameras are
filming much of our lives these days from CC security systems to
ring doorbell cameras businesses, schools,
neighborhoods use ample video surveillance around the clock.
Sporting and concert venues have also filmed fans for years after
projecting playful bits of the audience participation to the
rest of the crowd in short and over and oversee wait, the on
scene viewer becomes a part of the product.
And that's and that is a center of attention, which is true.
I mean, there's a great documentary about a guy who was
accused of murdering somebody and he didn't and his alibi was
like, I was at a Yankees game, bro.
And they were actually filming an episode of Curb Your
Enthusiasm. Yeah, Larry Dever was there.
And they he got the footage. That was that Yankees or was
that Dodgers? Well, the Dodgers, sorry,
Dodgers game and he got the footage from them.
The raw footage was able to find him in the crowd and that's how
he was found got out because they were convinced that it was
him. They were going to stick it to
him. They're about to send an
innocent man to jail and they were ended up they ended up
being able to see him on the camera and within the episode.
And that's what I no. But it's so fucking crazy
because like, this already happens in China like every
fucking day, Yeah. Like you can't even do shit like
this in China. And that's like 1/4 of the
population of the Earth. I'm not sure that we can assume
privacy at the concert with hundreds of other people.
Associate professor of the University of Texas in the
Austin School of Journalism and Media.
We can't assume our privacy on the street anymore.
Some versions of the Kiss Cam have long been a staple of big
events, from time outs during sporting events to romantic
songs played by artists at their concert.
It's it's easy to miss, but most venues have signs to inform the
audience that could be filmed during the event.
What's different in more recent years, expert note, is how
quickly those moments can travel beyond the physical space where
they actually unfold. Which is true.
I mean, pretty crazy. I mean, obviously this dude's
out there cheating on his wife, but it caught like wildfire.
I mean, people knew, no? Really like I I I just pull up
like Instagram or Facebook and it's like another video of them
and I like I'm just like, what the fuck is going on?
Like I just thought, I literally thought like the whole thing was
AII didn't realize that it was an actual video.
And then they started making a is with yeah, like, yeah, $0.50
and Ja Rule. I think I posted one.
It's John Redcorn and Dale Gribble's wife.
And like I said, my mom sent me when it was Trump and fucking
Hillary Clinton, I was just like, she and I was like, what
the fuck? And my mom's like, I just
thought it was funny. And I'm just like, dude.
Last week's Coldplay concert, for example, many social medias
media users speculated that a third person seen near the two
caught on camera was another astronomer employee, leading to
swarms of posts targeting her. But the company later confirmed
that she was not at the event and said no other employees were
were in the video circulating online.
For the now viral moment, we can talk about what's right and
wrong and whether they deserved it, says Allison Taylor,
associate professor at NYU Stern Stern School of Business.
Still, it's very frightening. It's a very frightening thing to
get a lot of abuse to human beings behind this, which is
true. I mean, it's just like.
First of all, shout out certain School of Business.
That's where Prof G My My Business Guru teaches.
That's a big I mean, it just shows how powerful social media
is, how things we already know that.
But that thing caught like wildfire.
It was it was everywhere and they were up in like the
nosebleeds. They were way up top in like the
upper upper deck. It's just like damn, like the
talk about the universe. Just wanted to call you the fuck
out, man. They caught you in the upper
decks with the HR. You know, it's like in a
different way. It's like when Luigi like murked
that fool, which I don't agree with at all, to be honest, but
but it's like the same thing. It's just like it caught
wildfire and it was just like the whole world kind of like was
like, what the fuck? And I feel like that's why they
were like, oh shit, is because they were worried.
Maybe they knew somebody else there who was there.
But then also, I mean, if something like that happens, I
think now we're like, oh shit. Dude, how are you bringing your
side chick to a Coldplay concert dude?
I think the, I think the company bought those tickets.
I think they were like. Just stupid stupid.
Yeah, pretty dumb. Next article also from the AP
Astronomers capture the birth of planets around a baby sun
outside of our solar system is in is in there for you because I
know you love. Space.
Cape Canaveral, FL astronomers have discovered discovered the
earliest seeds of rocky planets forming in a in the gas or on a
baby sun like star, providing a precious peek into the dawn of
our of our own solar system. It's an unprecedented snapshot
of time 0 scientists reported Wednesday when the new worlds
began to gel. We've captured at a direct
glimpse of a hot region where rocky planets like Earth are
born around young protostars from the.
This dude from the Netherlands said he led the international.
Well, I'm just like. I just.
No, I get it. I get it.
Just.
So long, said Linden's observatories Melissa McClure
from the Netherlands, who led the international research team
from the for the first time, we can conclude conclusively say
that the first steps of a planet forming are happening right now.
The observations offer a unique glimpse until their inner
workings of an emerging planetary system, said Fred
Silsia. Who was involved in the study
appearing in the journal Nature. This is one of the things that
we've been waiting for astronomers.
Astronomers have been thinking about how planetary systems form
from for a long period of time. There's a rich opportunity here.
The Webb telescope and Europe and Europe's Southern
Observatory in Chile teamed up these early Nuggets of planetary
formation along with the young star known as hops Dash 315.
It's a yellow dwarf in the in the making, like in the making,
like the sun, yet younger at 100 to 200,000 years old, some 13170
light years away. A single light of single light
year of 6 trillion miles. Dude, dude, that's not far away.
That's actually really close. Like if we're talking like space
and that's like actually kind of tight, that'll actually make me
excited. Yeah. 113,000 light years.
Nothing. Nothing in our Galaxy.
But if you got there, it'd be farther along on the
progression. Well, it just depends like that
if we. So what we're seeing?
Sorry you froze for a SEC. Like Oh my shit.
Just like what I'm saying is like if we can figure out how to
go lightspeed like that is super fucking close.
Oh yeah, I mean in the in relative to the universe,
that's. Not a million.
No, I mean don't disagree, but I thought.
No, I know, I know. No, that like got me pumped up.
So we're learning more about space.
There we are. And last article Ozzy Osbourne
dies week after farewell show died at 76 by the front man for
Black Sabbath. Birmingham born musician is
credited with inventing heavy metal things to song like songs
like Iron Man and Paranoid. Less than three weeks ago, the
self styled Prince of Darkness performed A farewell concert in
his hometown, supported by many musicians that had inspired him.
Metallica and Guns of Roses were there.
Guns and Roses were there. In a statement his family said
is with much sadness, that with with more sadness than the mere
words, mere words can convey, that we have to report that our
beloved Ozzy Osbourne has passed away.
This morning. He was with his family,
surrounded with love. I mean, he's just a cultural
icon, man. Totally totally.
I totally like fuck with him. I'm just saying the fact that
they even he probably died because they made him do the
concert. He's been battling Parkinson's.
He was diagnosed in 2019. Yeah, they were saying that
like, you know, when he went through the whole show, did the
whole thing, but I mean his. Drug, are they not like, like
nobody said anything about like hey, we made him do like a
concert and he died immediately afterwards.
Are you fucking kidding me? Cash cow man.
Or maybe he got to do. I mean, I like to do.
He got to do his. He got to do his final concert,
Yeah. Yeah, he.
Got he got closure because he got to do this and do it one
last time I was. Going to say the same exact
thing where it's like, it's like, it's like you wait like
until like your wife gets to the hospital and says goodbye and
then you die and that happens. Oh yeah.
Yeah. And so maybe it was like that.
It was like he was going to die. They all knew he was going to
die and he wasn't going to until he did this last concert.
That's legit. And he's like notoriously
stubborn. So I mean, if it was his idea to
do the concert, would they be able?
I know, but but do we to? Dissuade him?
No, but I mean I could I I see that being more of the case than
his family forcing him to go do it.
No, I get that too. Like like in my like, I'm just
saying maybe it was like a a confluence of events, like where
it's like everybody knew he was about to and have we seen video
of his concert? Like was it?
No, there's, was it there? It was.
It was packed. No, I get that people want to go
see it. I mean, I don't know.
I'm just asking like if like he was good.
I'm sure he was fine. Why would you think that?
Why would I? Why would I want to?
The dudes like 80 and die I. Would rather.
I would rather believe it was good.
No, I do. Too.
I'm just saying you. Don't, because you're throwing
it out there. You're throwing out this.
No, I'm just asking the question.
I mean, he probably wasn't 100%. That's like, oh.
You don't think? So it's like people still go see
the stones and like, it was a great show and I was like,
there's no way. But they're.
Actually like doing shit and getting blood transfusions.
If you're fucking, you know, keep the juice.
Yeah, but it's, I mean, I could still see him being able to sing
some of his crazy old songs. Some of them, dude.
I bet it was a shit show. I mean, but good, good for him
to get forgetting to do that and if you got.
To see that, that would be crazy.
OK, that's a good way to think about it.
Yeah, like I mean your. Boys just got cynical like
lately just because of I'm sad a.
Feeling that was more of a more of a dying wish to do a final
concert in his hometown than it was like this cash grab, you
know? So we need to make, you need to
show. I could easily see him being
like I really want to perform one last time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just crazy that he died
immediately afterwards. Yeah, I mean, and it's not like
we're talking about like a weirdo or I mean, he's a weirdo
are. You kidding me?
But like, I think Steven Tyler is more of a weirdo than he's.
I. Mean Ozzy Ozzy Osbourne's never
been accused. Episode 5 y'all check back.
Joseph guest hosted and and hit us.
Was Steven Tyler weirdo Shit. I agree he's weird.
I'm just saying I'm. Oh, I didn't know that.
Yeah. He's been accused of like he's,
I mean, I think the case was dismissed, but he was brought up
on some like SA charges and we. Were just making fun of him like
for his like stuff with. Mine stuff with minors and all
sorts. Of I didn't know any of that.
From back in we didn't talk. About any of that from.
Back in like the 80s, I don't think that'd come out yet.
But I mean, I'd say Steven Tyler because Ozzy Osbourne's been
weird, but he's always, he's like an eccentric.
Character. Yeah, OK, You're right.
You're right, you're right. Steven Tyler, like, tries to be
something he's I didn't. Know that Steven Tyler like did
like inappropriate shit and Ozzy Osbourne never did anything
appropriate other than them by the bat's like head off.
And like in like weird say controversial ship, but he was,
you know, an icon fell into. Obscurity.
Fell into obscurity and then made a massive resurgence with
reality television and then just like completely came back out
and he was still just himself. It was like he never really
changed, which is something that was great about Ozzy Osbourne.
He never, he was always himself, but never pretended to be
anything he wasn't, I feel. I mean, I don't know.
OK, no shout out like I'm not. No, no, I know.
You're not. And I just don't feel like, I
mean, for some people who might have young listeners who aren't
really familiar, but like, yeah, totally, genuinely did not give
a fly. Sabbath for the young listener.
Did not give a flying fuck about what anybody thought.
And for us, while we heard the music and we knew who Black
Sabbath was and we knew who Ozzy Osbourne was, our real
introduction to him is whenever he made that jump into reality
television, which is a medium that we were consuming at the
time, that was blowing up. And so we loved his quirkiness,
his attitude, his cussing, his rambling talks and just like
random bullshit and mumbling like we got As.
That's my that's my whole point. That was like 25 years ago and
we watched him mumbling and like shaking and all that shit and
and then like he's rolled out here for a concert.
It's like just weird to me. Yeah, I mean, you know, he's got
a lot of money. But I mean, you know, he got it
done. And that's just, it's very sad.
It's a dark day in the world cause the Prince of Darkness has
passed away. And it was like, yeah.
And that's, you know, and there's very few times where you
could say like, oh man, the Prince of Darkness is dead and
the world is sad, but it's fucking true.
Because he, everybody has had, especially in like our, our age
bracket, little bit younger. And definitely anybody older has
had some sort of interaction or story about Ozzy Osbourne or
something like that where they're like, Oh, I remember
whenever I heard this song or blah, blah, blah, or went to a
concert, like, I mean, if I, if you wanted to go see a system of
a down concert, you would go to Oz Fest.
Cause an Oz Fest was a huge medal, which was massive.
So then they created that whole just festival based around him,
which was a resurgence for him and coming back into music.
And not that he went away, but it wasn't, you know, he kind of
fell into obscurity. Like I said, his wife Moore took
the forefront and was like doing talk shows.
And but I mean, she really got into that because of him and
because of the television show. In fact, actually that came
after the reality show. She didn't really become popular
a talking head until after the reality show because they liked
her personality. Nobody really knew or gave a
fuck who Sharon Osbourne was before the television show.
And she kind of held it all together.
All all of them. Yeah.
That Papa don't preach like his daughter tried to start a
musical career just riding his coattails like I mean.
Class act Jack Osbourne like he got like sober or gorgeous cool.
Yeah, like class act like that's all you can really say is it's
wild to say that about duty. Bit a hat, bit a bat's head off,
but. On stage, on stage in front of
people. If you Slipknot, there's so many
bands that are like big performative like he is like for
metal, like they said, like arguably the inventor of heavy
metal and that genre of music. Like he's like he's he's on that
he's on the Mount Rushmore of heavy metal for for sure.
And he's arguably he's top ten, top 15 best performers all time
like live. Performers if if we're saying
heavy metal. No, just he'll be.
I could name 15. More like like I had actually a
fantasy draft of who would get like into a live show and like
during COVID and he was not drafted.
See, I I would just disagree with that because.
No, it's fine. I'm just saying.
Personal because obviously we all have personal bias for what
I am saying. But I'm just telling you that
like 120 people got drafted and he wasn't one.
There's a whole genre and style and performance nature that goes
into stuff where it's like you could be like, oh, I it's
Marilyn Manson. There's so many people that were
big on performance and stage in that where he was the genesis of
it. Like I'm going to bite a fucking
bats live bats head off on stage where it's.
No, you're right. Like, no, you sold me on this.
Like trust me, you sold me top 10 or 15 is just too much.
But I mean, if it was across all genres, if so for that genre,
arguably he's on the Mount Rushmore.
You can make a point. You can make a case for him
being number one, just like you could be like, oh, in that, in
that. Category.
OK, give me #2 give me #2 because I already have them too.
For heavy metal, yeah. I mean, it's Metallica, right?
Well, yeah, I mean, you could make a case for Metallica for
sure. Yeah.
OK, that's it. Like that's all I had.
And that's like, but Metallica's like not making music if Ozzy
Osbourne doesn't exist. And that's where.
It's like. Yeah, it's like, that's a great.
Point No, I totally agree with you.
It's like, you know, so that's like saying, is Beyoncé a better
performer? And would she be higher on a
list than like Tina Turner or? Aretha Franklin.
Yeah, you're right. But but but does but does
Beyoncé exist without Tina? Turner doing it, Yeah.
No, she doesn't. She doesn't.
And that's where I'm like, no,
like in historical impact, not my personal preference, but
impact in performance and live and what you expect from a metal
show. That dude is like the Jesus of
that shit. I agree with that.
OK, you're. Everybody, you're right.
And I'm not trying to shit on him.
I'm no, no, no, I'm just, I'm just trying to talk through
'cause like I haven't heard about this.
Well, if you have like Tina Turner, cause like Aretha
Franklin for sure, but Tina Turner was much more of a diva.
So let's say you have like Tina Turner, Michael Jackson, Frank
Sinatra, like these genres. Frank Sinatra, by the way, I
drafted in the in in the draft. Yeah, yeah, for sure.
But I mean, he'd be on that I. Personally did.
But like Ozzy Osbourne would be like would be.
You're right, he maybe he should have got drafted.
But he's just a sleeper pick because you don't think about it
like that. And I think that that genre of
music, that style of performance, and normally the
negative connotation that comes with it is why it always gets
discounted. And to be honest, maybe somebody
did drop drop Black Sabbath and I just like forget well.
Not even just yeah, you could say Black Sabbath, or you could
just do so. So that's what that's what would
have been it. Yeah, it would have been
probably black, yeah. So I mean, there's the just
homage, homage to Ozzie, man, 'cause that's just crazy, yeah.
No. Shut up.
No.
Honestly, he's honestly younger than I thought he was 70.
Six or something. Yeah, I thought he was older
than that, which is crazy, Sam, but I mean, he lived a full
fucking life and that's all you could really say.
I mean, that's. That's exactly what I say about
my grandparents. It's like they both died like
when they're like 93 and it was just like, it's sad but it's
like you lived a full fucking life.
Oh yeah, you got every oz out of life that you fucking could.
And he definitely did. And he was unabash, unabashed
full. Is that a way to say, yeah, he's
unabashed full about it, which is fantastic because in that
period of time when he was coming up, that was not the
norm. And that's where it was like
buck the trend. So, you know, it's and we had
our like Marilyn Manson's and stuff or then all of them paled
in comparison to like the cultural impact that that.
Like would you would you include Slipknot?
Yeah, Slipknot would be on that list, but they'd be on like the
top, like in metal, metal. Not topless, Not topless.
I'm saying Slipknot doesn't exist without him.
Yeah, within reason, yeah. I think there's they all.
They all owe some sort of penance to it because he create,
he broke into that space. He took the Flack.
He took the potential litigations.
Like he was like, we're going to be weird and cool and just deal
with it. And I'm going to be publicly
dark about it and make my takes like wild.
I'm going to and. Give zero fucks.
And it's not like, it's not like some like Bob Dylan where I'm
going to cuss out this reporter because I'm pretentious.
It's like, no, it's like. No, I'm into rock'n'roll and I'm
going to fuck you the fuck up and just deal with it.
And Ozzy Osbourne was more like, no, fuck you in an interview
because you're talking to me like I'm fucking stupid.
And that was the difference. That's where you before it was
like, you know, there'd be, and it's not always the case, but
there's a lot of people like Bob Dylan, you know, notorious for
being like difficult to shit in a tough interview.
But it was because he was a pretentious asshole.
Like, I'm sorry, he was just kind of a Dick.
I did. An entire speech on Bob Dylan in
college. Can't stand him.
Me neither. Like not somebody I would want
to smoke a cigarette with in an alley and you'd figure that out
in about two minutes. But like, but it but it was
because he was belittling the people as were he was like,
everybody's belittling me. So go fuck yourself.
And there's something like beautiful in that.
That was so transcendent for music industry, the music.
Industry has a whole, you know, regardless of.
Genre is beneficial. I think there's something
British about it. Like his fuck you that I don't
like to give England my credit for, but even though I just know
I fuck with them. Like, I just know if like I hung
out in like London, like, I would just have like the
greatest time ever, like. Just making making metal songs,
talking shit about cops and about the governmental.
System. Yeah, but they're just like this
like, like way to like joke around and like and just not
care and just like that, like doesn't exist in America.
Joe Pena needed to shout out with he said.
RIP the Prince of fucking Darkness.
The one and only Ozzy Osbourne is by far the best front man in
music history. Which?
Is not, but that's not like I'm saying that.
It's not wrong. I like, we're not saying it's
wrong, No, I mean. He's in a class of his own, and
that's just where it's like. I don't know about a class of
his own. That's that's the only part.
It's like we had to throw Kurt Cobain in.
Yeah, but that sells her. But like, yes.
Bradley Knoll, I'll say that. I'll defend that to the rest of
my death, but I'm talking about the 27 Club.
I got you, but there's something to be said about a dude that
carves out a path. Totally.
No, no, no, I'm not disagreeing. I'm just saying like that if
we're going to talk about it, there's other people, but he's
in the conversation 100%. Yeah, he's got to be.
And he gets one. 100% he. Gets.
He is one of the founding fathers of music.
So it's like, yeah. Yes, yes.
Did like, did FDR do more shit for the economy than fucking
James Madison? Sure, but it was James Madison
there at the beginning. Yep.
Like so he gets like Mad Credit because it's like this shit
doesn't exist if he's not. FDR was Donald Trump and doing
the shit he did. We call him a fascist like the
FDR is wild, wild. He's he was just he's just good
at it. He just like bro, you're just
like disrupting like everything. Imagine being that good at
something and it. Being like we hit him with four
terms bro. And being in, that's being in
charge of everything we. Changed the Constitution.
So that we could be like, look. So that no.
So that we don't let another president do this.
Yeah. But he fucking won World War 2
and changed the world, so we're just like stoked about it.
And he's a Democrat. They're like, fuck it.
Exactly. Let him ride it out.
Yeah, it's a big dub. Literally.
Yeah. It's like when you're playing.
We let him ride it out in a fucking wheelchair.
He's the original Hot Wheels and he died in office.
And then we and then we hit him with the Nuke.
It's like, whatever you're playing, what are we?
Doing. You're playing a game and you're
trading off deaths when you're a kid and somebody's like way
better at the game and you just want to beat it and you want to
see more and you know you suck. So they, they're playing and
they die and it's your turn. You're like, Nah, man.
You just keep going like you're way better at this shit than I
am. I, I, I I I can't.
Even though it was inappropriate.
You sure like yeah, man. No, I don't, no.
No, no, we're sure you're going to give 4 terms, bro.
And then you're going to like, get Einstein to help you with
the nuke. Yeah, keep, keep the sticks,
bro. I'm good.
We need to beat this level. I'll play a little bit
Relativity. Yeah, I'll play later.
Don't worry about it. But I mean, shout out.
RIP Prince of Darkness. Super sad.
I thought I'd I wanted it to be the first article, but I figured
it'd be the last because that it that's appropriate.
It would just be. And it's from the BBC, which is
great because I had to go British to talk about Ozzy.
But yeah, I mean, his family has passed away with his family.
I mean, we'll see what happens. But yeah, he's had lots of
health problems since 2019, battling Parkinson's, so it's
pretty awesome that he was able to get Metallica, Guns and
Roses, like yet, you know, just that's awesome.
Like 'cause that's big for those guys.
For those guys to play the final concert with Ozzy is no.
I'm. Just being like, I'm just being
like for them personally, I'm not even talking.
About no, I get that. I get that, I get that, and I
totally get that. And the reason why I'm saying
that is because I think I came out too hard about them rolling
his ass out for the last concert.
But I get. I get it.
Like I'm sure they were all like.
They kind of knew. There's a lot of death metal
dudes that are I. Just want to see.
I just want to see the fucking video.
The the I've seen videos I didn't listen to any like much
of the audio but the videos were epic.
Like the stadium was fucking packed.
Like it looked. Again, I don't, of course it is
just like as we know it is with Oasis, you know, it's like, does
that mean they're good? Yeah, but that's yeah.
But Ozzy's always been like in a held in a good light for the
most part as we're like. Oh.
But but no, Oasis is known for being fucking assholes like
they're. Oh well, are we sure?
No, I get the I get, I get. Are we?
I get. We're sure about Oasis.
Yeah, like that's what I'm just. Saying, Are we sure about him?
Yeah, I mean, he was. Like we just hyped him the fuck
up for like 25 minutes. It was his kids that were always
the issue or Cher and saying racist.
No, I know. I just, no, it's not.
It's I guess it's different. It's Oasis are assholes.
I just don't know if he was capable.
Of being an asshole. No capable of the last concert.
Oh, OK, OK. I mean, but it's really wild.
We got to shut it down. Everybody else in his family was
embroiled in more controversy than him from the reality show
moving forward that he. Totally was because.
He was. He's not capable.
And because he but he, but he originally was the controversy.
Obviously there's somebody just said my heroes are dead.
Somebody else said if you try to pick the greatest heavy metal
band of all time, how do you not start with Ozzy?
I'd take at least three Black Sabbaths and three Ozzy Ozzy
albums first. I mean, that's just like where
it's like, how could you not like that's I'm.
I'm not. I'm not disagreeing.
Like I'm a big system of a down guy, super political metal.
I love it. I just love it.
I'm a Rage Against the Machine guy, is that, and I love.
And I love rage too. Yeah, I'd say yeah, I would say
that's definitely like metal. You could make a case that's
metal, but but they're also. No, no, I'll just go back to
Rage Against the Machine doesn't exist without Black Sabbath.
Yeah, I mean, that's the same making the case for System of a
Down is where like the majority of their stuff is political,
calling stuff out on the heavy metal film.
That's what made me think about rage.
It was like when you said it was political.
Yeah, yeah, I mean it's same with rage like this, like
speaking out against the man and fuck the man and he's one of
like the originators of like fuck the man.
I'm going to do what I want. I.
Just love that we're getting live comments like about this
because it's like hilarious that it's like you and I don't.
We just don't usually get into music.
True, but I mean this is a big day in music.
His musical history. This day will be.
Remembered for forever 100% they'll.
Remember the first album? My mom texted me.
That's how I found out. 'Cause your mom back when your
mom was cooler, she was like, no more tears you just.
Said my mom's not cool. Like the riffs, man, the guitar
riffs that came out she's. Cool, she's cool.
Oh I know, I'm just giving her shit.
I mean, she's not because. Whatever I do, I still think
about that. Yeah, I mean, she's cool, but
like I. Still think about that one time
I made some was making some Jesus jokes and she got pissed
and she was like why is Joseph talking like like so mad?
Bro. So mad her.
First concert. Her first concert.
Tom Petty. Not bad.
That's like, not bad. It's pretty.
Good. What year?
Like literally like 70 something.
That's pretty tight. Yeah, that's pretty cool.
That's cool. That makes sense.
I agree. That's what I'm saying.
That's why I said that. All of our parents were cooler
than they let on now like my mom is like, I didn't smoke weed.
I only did it once and it was it really.
It burned my throat and I didn't feel anything and.
I was like my mom, my mom was her roommate had was growing
weed in the dorm and had to like throw it down the toilet as the
cops came on. I was like, see, you didn't
smoke weed, mom. You know what's my weight?
Your roommate's growing weed in the in the dorm.
See and my my mom would act like she didn't.
But then my grandpa was like my mom tried to go to Woodstock got
told no, then tried to sneak out and go to Woodstock.
Got caught like used to iron her fucking hair.
I was like mom, you smoked weed like shut the fuck up.
Like stop, stop it, you did. It's cool.
No one's mad at you, so it's all all good.
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we. Shit comes in threes, so be
careful shit. Comes in threes, I know, but
we've I mean we'll take an Epstein we'll say Epstein Ozzy
dying let's make this the third I've.
Seen that a long time ago. Well, I.
Meant this to Epstein files. Maybe that'll be the third
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