What it do, What it do, What it do?
It is your boy Andrew Schultz AKA Mr. Goody 2 Shoes.
And who am I with? As always, Joseph Huggins AKA
Old Man Huggy. Talk shit or get off the pod.
Episode 203 Pete Hagseth. I was on a boat, bitch, and then
you blew it up and then you killed me, bitch.
Welcome motherfuckers. What's up?
What's up man? How's it going?
You know, it's going, dude, Like I look like I always turn on the
news on mute, like on my TV whenever we start recording,
like just in case anything happens.
One time when that door blew off on the Alaskan Airlines flight,
that happened while we were recording, Yeah.
OK, there we go. Yeah, I'm sorry.
I'm adjusting kind of used to these wireless buds.
I'm, I'm looking over at it right now and it's like Trump's
bringing in the the National Guard into Minnesota to round up
undocumented Somalis. Yeah, I want.
Yeah, and then it says like, but the reason why I'm bringing this
up on the Chiron, it says like feds investigating $1 billion
fraud, you know, and it's like that used to like mean something
when it says like feds. But like when you think about
who the the feds are, it's fucking cash Patel and Pan Bondi
are investigating. It's like that doesn't mean shit
anymore. You know, it's like I just, I
just noticed that like right as we hit record.
Yeah, yeah, it doesn't hit. So it doesn't, it used to mean
something like the, you know, the feds.
It's like, OK, well, that, you know, even under Trump won.
Yeah, 'cause they didn't have a bunch of loyalists in these
positions. It was people who actually did
their jobs, which pissed him off.
That's why his approach has been different.
That's why we have cash, Bhutto. That's right, That's right.
And his his like barely legal country music star girlfriend
who's being escorted by SWAT team like for security.
Yeah, as a SWAT like and she's like terrible.
She's not even that good of. Oh, no, no, she's terrible.
Yeah, she. Her music's really bad like her.
She did like a Stop or Take Our Country Back is like one of her
songs, yeah. You know she's with Kash Patel.
Did and everybody thinks that she's a a sia like like that
she's like undercover agent because she's too hot for cash
Battelle it's like isn't it like he that he has like a private
plane that he's been using for her like.
Can you imagine that'd be so bad if it was just like, everybody's
like, oh, she's got to be a spy or some sort of foreign asset.
She's way too hot for you. People just like, say that to
you. That's my goal.
Like to get my girlfriend like
so hot like that. Like people say shit like that
to me. Like my League of dorks, fantasy
Football League, it's like 16 teams or 16 players or guys.
And then the group chat, whenever Mike got the XI was
like, I, I've kicked my coverage and like somebody was like,
yeah, you fucking did, you know, I was.
And like, that made me feel good.
It's like, I'd rather my girlfriend be hotter than me,
right? That means she's hot.
Yeah, I mean, I guess. Yeah, I mean, but, but the
Castro's not good looking, so it's like he, like he knows it.
There's probably like a sect of people who think Cash Patel's
attractive. Dude he has like goofy like he
has like he's like cross eyed. I don't know.
Some people are into that, I guess, yeah.
He's a fascist. He's a fascist.
He can barely see. Oh, I'm into that.
That's hot. He wrote a children's book,
like, about Donald Trump being the king.
Like, I mean, come on. Yeah.
No, that is true. That is true.
How are you? Oh good, staying busy.
It's cold as shit in the Dallas area right now.
It's been that classic that's so great time of the year in Texas.
Like it's 40° but it feels like it's 12.
It's like the same. Is it the wind chill factor,
which is like just sounds made-up.
It's like, oh, it's only 40, but the wind chill factor, it's
feels like it's eight. You're like, this blows and then
it starts raining. And so it's like bone chilling
cold and raining. Feels like it's freezing, but
it's not cold enough to freeze. It's great.
Tight. It's really windy out here and
cold for us, but like, that means like 50.
Yeah, the past couple days it's been like, oh, it feels like
it's 20 and it'll be super windy and rainy the whole time.
Like I hate Texas winters more than I hate a hot Texas summer.
Yeah, I mean the Texas summers, like I remember like I I used to
play like basketball outdoors, like it'd be like 100 and
something degrees and then you try to get me to play out out
like basketball when it's like 80 in California, I'm like, go
fuck yourself. What?
Too hot? Yeah.
Really. Yeah.
I like, I I realized that like a few years after I lived out here
and the homies came out and they're like, dude, it's so nice
out. And it was like 83 and I'm like,
dude, it's fucking hot out. Like what are you talking about?
Well, baby, dude, I know see and hear people be like, it's 100
and 100°, why are you wearing jeans?
And you're like, what else would I wear?
Like and. Right.
Like what are you talking about if my skin, if my have any of my
skin's exposed like well, I might like get skin cancer on my
legs from the sun. So that's where I wear jeans all
the time. I mean, I was a pool boy to the
stars. I never once put suntan lotion
on. Oh, pool boy to the stars.
No lotion. That sounds like some weird porn
movie. I mean, it might have that no
lotion edition. No.
Sorry, fresh out of lotion. Sorry Diddy, got it all.
I wanted to what are we going? We are not going to do now.
Well, we should watch it and then talk about the Diddy
documentary. Yeah, it just came out today.
Yeah, I know I wanted. To watch it, apparently diddy's
pissed about it. What a shocker.
Yeah, Oh my God, no way. Diddy's been.
Can't believe you made a movie about how I was doing freaky
shit. The the best is.
People pee on my girlfriend dog, why would you do that?
There's this clip out there, you've probably seen it, but
it's the $0.50 like, and he's talking about Diddy and he's
like, yeah, dude, he's just weird.
Like he, like he? He asked.
Trying to take him shopping. Yeah, he asked me what he goes,
hey, man, he's like, he's like, he's like, I'll take you out
shopping one time. He's like what the fuck?
I'll pay for everything. It'll be on me.
I'm like, what? Take me shopping, grown ass man.
Yeah, I've seen that club. That's really.
Funny, if it wasn't 50 saying that and I just saw, did he say
that to someone? I wouldn't think it's that weird
because it's just like that world is just weird, you know,
But like, yeah, that is super weird.
Like asking a grown or telling a grown ass man you'll take him
out shopping. Like it's wild.
Like, did he? Yeah, he.
Did he's just. A person.
Well, he's just got so much money.
And he's in a fashion and like, but it's just so stupid, dude.
And 50's like, yeah, dude, you're like, you know who I am?
Like Diddy actually did show up in Bad Boy Records before he got
signed by Aftermath, like Dre's label.
So he was like, he like did a mixtape and he was like shopping
whether who's going to sign He So he rolled up in a Bad Boy
Records with Diddy for the meeting and he had a bulletproof
vest on and Diddy's didn't want didn't Yeah, because he was like
worried about like the heat. What a fuck up.
But people might be worried. We're into weird stuff.
If we hang out with the guy with the bulletproof vest start,
everybody's like, yeah, Diddy, you so smart, dawg.
Man, this De Lyon tequila is not bad at all.
It's good. He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's right. And come to find out, he's
fucking weird. There's all these pictures and
stuff of him in prison right now too, where he's just like having
the time of his life. Have you seen him?
I saw a picture that didn't know if it was real or not but.
It was coming out. Yeah.
And he's like on the basketball court with like, like some dude
who's like, obviously like a lady boy and who's like, like,
grabbing his arm and he's like, talking to someone.
Yeah, that was real. I'm not sure if that one is, but
there's apparently, like, pictures of him, like from the
yard, but he's just like, yuking it up with the boys.
Yeah, like having a good time. It's crazy.
It is crazy. Well, now he knows he's going to
get out, you know? And I mean, it's not like he's
broke. That's the people of that's.
That's the other thing too. Yeah, they didn't.
People need his money. Oh, he's going right back.
He's a billionaire. He's like, he's a billionaire.
Yeah. His whole life is fine.
Like if you told like if I was Diddy and facing all the heat
that I was facing and then it just came, would he get like
four years or something? Oh yeah, but he had time served
for most places like a year. Yeah, so I've been chilling,
chilling. I'd be enjoying the fucking like
food at the at the, you know, yard or.
Whatever. Yeah, I know.
Like, oh, like people are taking it.
I'm like, oh, we can really take it.
He's got so much money. Commissary is overpriced, but
come on, bro. Let's be real.
Daddy's buying everybody honey buns.
You want a honey bun? Yeah, that whole place is Yeah,
Come on, dude. That place moves and breathes
with Diddy, for he has so much money that it's just like the
moment he shows up, it's corrupted, corrupt guard.
I'll give you 50 GS that's nothing like and now that all
that's done. He's already paid and the money
to be made after this. Like in just like nefarious
places I'm sure you know. Oh, he's, he'll do interviews.
Someone will interview. Him.
Yeah, of course, of course he's back.
He'll be like DJ Vlad or some bullshit.
We'll sit down and somebody's gonna.
He'll come out with a bop and then we'll all just forgive
them. Yeah, this is a banger.
Just re released like Diddy's great, like Bad Boy's greatest
hits, like A2 disc album Mace will.
Get involved. Dude, that's somebody when he
comes out because him they don't like each other already because
Diddy was always trying to fuck him over and kind of did fuck
him over. But then you think about it in
the big picture, like he gave Diddy, gave Mace his masters,
some of the people like in the past two years that he's got bad
blood with who he used to work with.
He's like giving them access to their stuff.
Like, oh, you can have like this for your streams now you own
your masters. And that's like now in
hindsight, that's totally like trying to fix fucked up shit
he's fucked over hoping that they don't talk.
I remember, 'cause you know, mate says that podcast he does
with Cameron and he was talking about it on there.
But I just wonder like what that would be like now, like, you
know, if they if and when they do cross paths.
I don't know, like, and, and also there's like the factor
like where, you know, like when Kanye got in the car accident
came out, like with a hit and all of a sudden he just thought
like, oh God, like I'm God like God, like put me here for a
reason. Or like Trump got shot in the
air and then he's like, oh, God put me on the planet.
Diddy Diddy might have this complex where he's like, he
feels like even more untouchable now.
He's like, now what are they going to do to me?
Like, you know, and he might just go extra crazy.
He's going to get. He's going to get him Like Bill
Cosby put me on this planet for a reason.
Pretty much, yeah. Rudy.
Yeah, we're going to get like a lot.
I feel like we're getting a lot of ditty.
Like that, you see, you got caught.
That's the problem. Well, they both got, they both
got off like multiple times, you know, for their fucking like sex
crimes. They tried to get the old bill,
Jesus Christ. Like, right.
I'm just saying like, yeah, but that is that like a Diddy spirit
animal it? Might be.
Captain Planet, Captain Pervert, it's like you like combined
everybody together, our powers combined you.
We have created Bill Cosby. It's.
Bill Cosby. It's it's Diddy, it's R Kelly,
and then it's Epstein. Where would they up at Mount
Rushmore? That would be there, but they
all have like that's like different people in the Captain
Planet. So like Epstein's like fire,
like Earth? No, no, he's water.
He's water because he's for. Oh yeah, Island boy, Island boy.
He's like, he's like water. You know, it's so funny, I
called that I episode like island boys.
Then I put it like a fucking island boys song in there.
And then now like on my on my feed is AI videos of Epstein and
Trump actually as AI boys. Like I did like a an animated AI
or is island island boys. I did an AI version of it like
for the cover art. But like these are videos like
realistic videos and they have like all the tats.
It's been on my Facebook feed multiple Times Now.
I'm like fuck, like for for Chad GBTI had to put like a parody of
Donald Trump and Epstein as the island boys.
It's crazy. The Chad GBT knows what the
island boys are. How could you not, man?
No, I know, I know. But it's just, it's just like I
had no 0 explanation other than make them look like the island
boys. And it was just like boom, here
you go. I did like 20 different versions
of it before I got the one I wanted, but yeah.
Crazy. I know.
OK, therapy Question Time. Just the therapy question #1
would you rather be a misunderstood genius or
blissfully dumb legend? Probably misunderstood genius
cause a blissfully dumb legend. People would still talk about
how stupid you are. I know, but like, part of me
would you would. You rather be like Doc Brown
than Back to the Future 'cause that's like a misunderstood.
Or Marty McFly. Yeah, I'd rather be doc.
Brown. I'd rather be McFly.
See, this ride coattails around time.
I'd rather be the dude at the end.
Coattails and hovering skateboards.
I'd rather be the dude that shows up at the end and I got
I'll let like some some time travel train.
I got Doctor Quinn, the medicine woman on my fucking arm.
Just like what up like rolling up all Victoria.
Like I have a feeling Doc Brown went back and like attacked the
slave trade. Like there's so many things I
feel like he would have accomplished with The Time
Machine. Or or invested in this slave
trade? I don't know, dude.
That guy. It's possible, it's possible,
it's possible. But yeah, I'd much rather be a
misunderstood genius. Blissfully dumb legend.
Two people would talk shit about how dumb you were behind your
back. Like fuck that.
Guy behind my back OK, good for. That and you'd be like like this
is great. Like Nah, I don't know.
I wouldn't want. To do that it there's aspects of
it that are tempting for me. But yeah, you're a legend.
Everyone loves you. A legend, but also blissful.
Yeah, you're happy all the time. You're so dumb that you're happy
and you don't. Realize, and life is tough right
now out here in the streets, like, like if like not having to
like care about like, you know, a genocide going on in Sudan,
like, you know, like might be nice.
Just be like, yeah, everything's great.
Yeah, like, there's problems in the world.
That guy's a fucking legend and he's stupid as hell, but it's my
boy. Like, I don't know.
Something to think about y'all. That's a good.
That's a good one though. Therapy question #2 if your
intrusive thoughts could talk, what accent would they have?
Probably Australian. Might even be French.
You should go slap that man right now.
You should go give him show him who is business like.
That'd be Nah. Yeah, they're in.
Australia would be tight. You'd be like, go there and fuck
them up. I didn't say you.
I didn't say you get to pick. I'd say, hey, what?
What are they, you know? What accent would they have?
Yeah. Yeah, then mine would be
Australian because they'd be saying like the C word all the
time. I mean, that's like, which one
would you want? I'm thinking of what it actually
would have if it if it could, you know, I'm like, I'm not
like, like I'm I'm saying like if they're intrusive thoughts,
like, you know, what kind of vibe is.
My so that would that make you more mad like your inner like
your self deprecating inner monologue is French.
He's like you are stupid America and you're like this fucking
motherfucker dude. Like that's what.
I'm saying, dude, yeah. Get out of my head.
Nah, it'd be way cooler if it was Australian just because,
yeah, he would throw this C word around constantly.
He'd just be constantly calling you the C word and it would be
like you'd be uncomfortable be like this, how I do like this,
how I talk, like he'd be so confused and why he'd have a
problem with it. Yeah, I'd want something like
that and or New Zealand, which is similar, but they're so
friendly that it would be like a really nice bad intrusive
thought. So it would like be telling you
horrible things, but it would sound super nice about it.
Like, that'd be pretty cool. Or Russian.
Yeah, that'd be a good, like, you know, devil on your
shoulders. It's like some like Russian
dude. That'd be pretty tight.
Like not tight. But if you had to pick one, if
you had to like pick, you know, select your character, Russian,
Russian would be a highly picked.
That would be in like the top 3% of people who like, pick like,
oh, what? You had to pick one in character
selection that a lot of people would pick Russian.
Yeah. Swipe left on the dating app if
they're Russian, though, remember.
Oh yeah, yeah, you're a very anti dating Russian.
Just the other day, languages spoken.
That's one of the things on the dating app.
This person had Russian and Ukrainian swiped left.
That's so difficult to learn. That's such a Russian, such a
hard. It was like 3 other languages
too. So she's just smart and.
You're like, no. She'd figure it out too quick.
I'm out. You'd figure it out like you're
great, but you would piece it to piece this together so quick.
I only got 2 weeks girl, I'm out.
Yeah. Right peace out, though,
appreciate you as tight. You speak Mandarin like that's
cool. That means like you're way too
smart for me, dude. Like I'm into it you.
Wouldn't be, you wouldn't be, you know, they're just, it's a,
it's a, it's a honeypot, dude. They're they're just honey
potting, honey potting you. Yeah, they're, no, they're honey
potting dudes in that just period.
So just like come over and hang out or what?
I don't know what it is, but I know that Russia does do that.
Has honey pots on dating apps for sure.
Oh, I'm sure. I don't know, like what they're
going to get from like. Well, for me.
I don't know. I don't know, just look at the
fucking rankings of the podcast, dude.
Other than Bangladesh, who just jumped into the top 10, but I
don't know how, but it's fucking Russia.
Wrong. Saudi Arabia, all these fuckers.
Dude, come on. Monitoring us or?
Or or where the where the counterculture?
Oh, we're leading that rebellious flag.
Yeah, they're listening to it on, you know, on the sneak tip.
Even I talk shit. Therapy question #3 Would you
rather your phone autocorrect everything to pirate slang or
Shakespearean English? Way back in the day there was a
mode. I don't know if it's still
there, but you could set your Facebook page page, your
Facebook page language to pirate and Facebook would only
everything would talk to you like a pirate.
I did not know that. I don't know if it still does
it, but yeah, you used to be able to change.
You didn't know that there's a pirate.
Pirate was a language. I wonder if that was like one of
their hackathons that they do like where people just like come
up with. It was like dead serious.
So it can. No, I mean, I mean like
originated from, they would like do these things where everybody
gets like a chance to like, like come up with like a new feature.
And I wonder if somebody did that and they're like, let's
just put that in there. I'm going to try to find it.
Now that you're back into the good graces of Mark Zuckerberg.
Yeah, there's Facebook's English pirate option is no longer
available, but it would turn the interface into pirate slangs.
Slangs. So instead of friends, it says
me Hardee's events would be Grogfest.
Settings would be capping in quarters like everything was
changed. Weird.
It would be instead of what's on your mind.
It would be like what be on your mind.
So. What's?
On your mind there, SpongeBob. What be on your mind is what I
would say. Yeah, what?
Be on your mind, YER. OK, So what would you like
Shakespeare in English or pirates say?
Probably Shakespeare in English. Just because it's cooler, you
could just you. Could you could just as like a
black dude, dude, just like fuck with people on the phone.
I'd show up and I'd be like, you know, Friday, my phone auto Oh,
phone auto correct. So texting yeah, I'd yeah,
Shakespeare in English because pyro would get annoying too.
People would be like, dude, what the fuck?
Like drop it. You're almost God damn.
OK, but when you're saying like half and and you know all that
shit, Twas, I'd say Twas anyways.
I don't know what else is. Yeah, what else?
Is I like saying? I like saying alas, all the
time. Alas, I digress.
Yeah, both.
That's, yeah, that's how we do it.
No pirates, like would just get old.
People would get tired of it. At least they'd be like, oh, you
could be like, oh, I used to. I have a major in Shakespearean
English, which is the habit. I try not to lose my ability to
to use it. You always try to come, you
always try to come up with excuses for these things, like
because I mean, how would I sell it?
How would I sell this? Yeah, well, one of them is how
do I, how do I monetize this? Let's get paid.
That's true. That's true.
Like I'm always like looking for the angle, like how do I like
monetize this? But yeah, I feel like either
way, you have to have an excuse. Hey, we'll call you.
We'll call you with all the we'll call you in a we'll call
you in a little bit. Grandma.
Grandma passed. We're going to call you whenever
we're leaving the hospital. She went down to Davy Jones's
locker and she ain't coming back.
Like, no, that's a bad. I would much rather just be like
Oh no doth tell me that grandmother has gone on to the
realm of the sleeping forever. That sounds way at least that's
over dramatic rather than like everything would be a joke if
you talked if your autocorrect was pirate everything you said.
There's so many scenarios. If you were in England and you
were talking like that, well, you.
Dude again you get beat up. They'd be like quit making fun
of this bro. Oh, like would you be?
No. Would they be, like, impressed?
We'll be like, oh dude, this guy, this guy knows how to speak
English. Maybe.
But pirate, they're like, fuck this guy, this guy, everything
is pirate with this guy. Who is this fucking asshole?
Like, why do you do that? Oh, sorry guys, I don't know.
Yeah, I was thinking it was Somali pirate like I am the
captain now. Careful, it's racist.
No, but that would be. Is it?
Is it anymore? That would be cool.
We're going to round them up, bro.
For any of them that would be intrusive thoughts would be
cool. If it was like some African type
guy, Somali guy, that would be awesome.
Do not let him talk to you like that.
You go up and slap that man. There was another coup.
There was another coup in Africa.
And I, I don't get it, dude. Like with these dudes who do the
coups in Africa, like the military leaders, it's like they
always got like the beret on and then half the time they'll have
like the dark sunglasses on and it's just like I need.
To send you the African core, there's this like a whole thing
of memes where it's like interviews and there's the guy,
he's like 22 baby, 23 baby mother, real bad man.
Like she's asking like, tell me about yourself.
So you have a lot of kids and he's like 22, baby, 23 baby
mother, real bad man. This is like so great.
And there's another one with this guy.
He's like, if there is corruption, I am against
corruption. But if there is corruption and I
am involved, I stand by it. Like talking basically.
Like if if I'm involved in the corruption, it's good.
Any other corruption? Fuck that.
We have Richard Nixon where he's like, if the president does it,
it's not against the law. Oh yeah, and Trump took that to
a whole another. Yeah, he did.
And like I thought, Judge Dredd. Yeah, Yeah.
Mega City 1. Judge Dredd.
I love Judge Dredd. Everyone loves him.
Motorcycle, Big guns. Schwarzenegger.
What a man. Schwarzenegger.
Everybody loved him. Was it Schwarzenegger The
original? Oh, no.
Sorry, Stallone. Yeah, 'cause that was where.
I get my meaty men. That was actually filmed in my
dad's office when he worked. For the original.
Yeah, yeah, the second one's good.
With Urban from the Boys, the remake is like fucking epic.
I wish they'd make another one. That one's nuts.
Great fucking movie. You're a Judge Dredd fan.
The concept of it, yeah, I mean, the world's in such shambles.
There's just megacities owned by corporations.
It's kind of tight. So, you know, it's the same as
like Alien with like how there's.
Yeah, I just like Sigourney Weaver's titties.
OK, there you go. All right, all right.
Been seeing that came out in your head.
Tell them that you like Sigourney Weaver's titties.
Say it. Say it now, comrade.
Do not be scared. Do not be pussy, comrade.
Say it. Say it with chest.
Say it like bear. I I like her babes.
Very good. You are impressive.
Now your promotion is in bag for you, my friend.
That's what Steve Witkoff and and Jared Kushner are hearing
right now when they're in Moscow.
In eight hours Ruby calling your Matroska to let her know
promotion is yours. Yes.
I was just playing in a tournament and the guy next to
me was Matrosa and and I was beefing with him.
Did. Why?
What did he do? He was like, he was like, no, he
was just, I was. There.
I wasn't beefing with him like I was just swooping his chips, but
he would like because so he's to my right.
So every time like I have like a, a big blind, he has a small
blind. And so like he'd try to like if
everybody folded, he'd try to raise me just to take my blinds,
you know, just happen over and over again.
But I would just counter back and just take his chips and just
like that. Can't you see this is not
working out for you? Just the old tennis match.
Yeah, pirate slang just be too much.
That would be really fucking annoying.
They would lose. People would be get burned out
on you very quickly. True, but as an American
speaking Shakespeare in English, you know, as a mayor feeling.
Out going out on a date with your OLD with this peg leg
captain? They'd be like what brothers do?
This guy asking me out on a date like everything would be a joke.
No one would take you serious. I mean, if you're what about
your Johnny Depp? Well, yeah.
But then at that point, I mean, that's just like, OK, look, you
know that long coat, coat you only wear when it's cold?
We want you to wear that on set today.
And no, no, no, don't bathe. You say exactly how you are.
Your hair looks great. You basically look like a
fucking pirate. We just need you to like, wear
your wear your long coat. And he's like blah, blah.
And just like shows up. Yeah, like just get out of, get
out of the poop, out of the poop bed.
Like every time there's like AI don't know like Armani or Dior
commercial with him. Savage, yes.
Savage. I'm like, I'm like, oh shit,
another Pirates of the Caribbean.
Because like, it's not like he's not dressed like he's in a
fucking pirate Caribbean in that commercial.
I'm like Dang dude, He just like really sold out into this
character. Johnny Depp is fucking I would
always tell people overrated as an actor.
Like he has like no hits other than Pirates of the Caribbean in
Fear and Loathing like Donnie Brasco.
What's Eating Gilbert Grape is a great movie.
But not not not since he became a man.
No, but I think that stuff like that, that's like when people
are like Billy Bob Thornton is a shitty actor and I'm like, I
don't know. About that.
There was a period of time when people would say that and it's
like, okay, cool, but like, have you watched Sling Blade?
Because Sling Blades, if you watched it, you wouldn't even
believe that's who's playing the character in the movie Sling
Blade. When you find out it's Billy Bob
Thornton, there's boomers I know that would not believe you.
If you told them that, oh, it's Billy Bob Thornton, they'd be
like, no, it's not. It's like, no, it is.
He just does this weird thing with his jaw and it's kind of
fucked up. There's an interview in like
behind the Actor's Studio, I think, or Actor Studio, and he's
interviewed. He's like, Oh yeah.
Like I knew a guy that was like that.
That's like where I created that character from.
It's like people like I. I know, but what's fucked up?
And he's acting, you know? No, I know.
Nowadays they'd be like, why don't you get a full retard to
play that role? I mean, yeah, I mean, I suppose.
But then if you do, like whenever someone was like
talking about the Ringer, somebody was bitching about the
the Ringer with Johnny Knoxville whenever he's like, you know,
pretends to be disabled in the Special Olympics.
And all they did was employer employ people with disabilities
in the movie. And it's like, it's such a great
movie. And I mean, if anything, it
makes fun of Johnny Knoxville way more than it makes fun of
them for having a disability. But because they were cast, that
was such a big deal when that movie came out, They're just
making fun of them. And it's like, I don't think so,
man. Right.
It's actually kind of like a beautiful thing, but OK.
Totally. You know what else does that is
kill Tony has a lot of disabled people come up and do stand up.
Well, he's got to just balance out is being a huge piece of
shit. So like that's that's all it is.
Like someone was talking to me. They're like, oh, like, yeah,
this company does this, you know, like $60 million a year,
like nonprofit to help my yeah, it's a tax write off.
Like it's like, oh, I just built a billion dollar resort.
What should we do? Well, let's give the disabled
like $50 million and maybe people will get off our ass.
It's like, that's like, no, it's helpful.
It's like, like we appreciate the help, you know, it's like
the person that shows up to the block party and brings a bunch
of stuff like they're supposed to, but everyone knows they
don't want to fucking be there. So it's like, no, like we
appreciate you like coming and bringing the hot dogs and buns
to the block party. You're a piece of shit neighbor.
But like we appreciate you for doing that.
It's the least you could do for being such a shithead on the
street. Gives off those vegs to the Max.
Final therapy question. I like taters.
Have you ever watched Sling Blade?
To be honest, no, I haven't. I know, I know like I know that
you know stuff. I know about the movie.
You know the premise of the movie.
Yeah, I know that. I just haven't fucking.
It's like sat down. Slow guy gets.
I've seen like. Clips.
Because he like kills this dude and kills his mom with a slit a
sling blade. Some people call it a Kaiser
blade. I call it a sling blade.
It's like fucking wild. And it's like, I remember being
a candid like watching this movie and like, what the fuck?
And basically the premise is he for those of you who don't know,
this is an older movie, but this is like like you should go watch
this movie because Billy Bob Thornton in this movie is
flipping incredible. Like I'm telling you, it's not
him. No prosthetics, no nothing.
It's like him altering his face in real time.
He talks about how much it hurt to do play that character.
But this character big old, you know, slower gentleman who lives
in like a southern town who gets out of prison.
And it's like adjusting. But he killed his mom, killed
his friend for banging his mom caught them banging and chopped
him up with the sling blade. And he comes home and he's
adapting and that's that's the movie Sling Blade.
I don't. Know shout out.
Now he's doing T-Mobile commercials.
Dude, talk about living. I was saying this the other day.
Dudes live like 10 lives. The thing, whatever, we
whatever. We were in like middle school.
He was married to Angelina Jolie and was like.
And they had like each other's blood and vials around.
That show, I remember one time they were showing up to like the
Academy Awards are like, Oh yeah, we just fucked in the car
on the way up here. Everyone was like wow bro and
heard that Jon Voight's just like in the corner like.
What's he had? But he's a piece of shit too.
That's what they were. So I'm saying it's like, oh,
it's definitely daddy issues. I was like, yeah, for sure.
Like for sure. But that's still fucking weird.
That's super fucking weird. Therapy question #4 Final
therapy question would you rather your dreams be an anime
or claymation? Anime.
Yeah, for sure. And then you can just do cooler
shit. Colors would be cool.
Claymation would be tight. Like I would not mind if when I
had dreams I was thrown into like the Wallace and Grommet
universe chicken run. Like the claymation universe is
pretty cool. What was the Wrestling 1?
Oh, Celebrity Deathmatch. Yeah, that.
That was that show was awesome. That was a big deal, too.
It would come out. It was like, what's the episode
this week that? Was a big deal.
We were like watching, like it was like, oh, it's Hanson versus
Marilyn Monroe. That was an episode that was a
big deal. And it was like very topical and
satirical. It's funny.
I love that show. They should bring that back.
And they would let people do their own voices.
They would have people voice their own claymation characters.
So like when they had like Hanson versus Marilyn Manson,
they like had them in studio to record their voice overs.
Super creative. There was a video game too,
Celebrity deathmatch video game, claymation fighting game.
It sucked, but that existed. But anime would just be cooler.
The colors, it'd be like, I'd be like have cool moves.
I'd, you know, I feel like there'd be more weapons
involved, like some of this cool anime shit.
Like I'm down for that. Sam and the chicks are hot.
Yeah, Claymation's always very grounded.
And like I mean I don't think the anime chicks are hot, it's
just clarify. Yeah, sure.
Neat. They could.
Now we know what.
You're doing with the claymation.
With your with your AI subscription.
I was actually. Like AI create your own AI AI
anime porn over here dude. No, no, I was trying to think of
it was the line from Almost Famous where he's like in the
interview and then he's like and the chicks are great too and
he's like married. Yeah.
Whatever. Claymation would just be kind of
dull. It'd be cool.
It'd be cool like for like a second, but not all of them or.
Something all any real good claymations that we've seen.
Shit, even despite like the absurdity of Celebrity
Deathmatch, all claymation stuff is pretty much rooted in
reality. There's nothing that's like so
hyperbolically crazy. Like what do you think about
like a movie like Chicken Run? I think it was just the Penguin
there being a an evil Penguin like dude that's lurking around.
Like that was what was goofy about it.
But other than that, everything like the backdrops, the setting,
people, what they interacted with was all fairly realistic,
like based in some sense of reality, which would be lame.
I'd rather my dreams be based in like something like a little
outside of reality, like anime world shout.
Out Japan. If you were an anime character
or anime dreams, would you want to have like to like, hey, we
got to get out of here guys, or would you want to have like the
anime dad boys? I'd always wanted the anime dad
voice was super deep. Never like the guys.
Who? I don't watch any animated Yeah,
my my roommate in Santa Monica. You would never guess it, but
it's super in anime and whenever I first moved in like on the
Netflix, I would like go on his like profile, whatever.
And you couldn't get any recommendations of like anything
other than anime. Like I didn't even know a
Netflix could look like that. You would think Netflix is just
an anime like subscription service from like his like what
he watches is crazy. Back in the day I was dating
this girl and it was her whole Netflix was either like it was a
white girl, either black television stuff like anything
black related or anime. And I was like, and I was like,
hell yeah. I was like, Yep, I'm in.
We good, we're good. Someone has the type?
It was like the, IT was like power and all these like.
Like just like any of that shit that's funny 'cause like.
Game. And then it was.
Like I've been going through like all this, the streaming
services and like looking at like the movies they have to
offer. And like I just keep like
clicking, clicking just to see what they have and like.
And eventually it'll get into like the black section and all
of a sudden like the next like 15 movies or movies I've never
heard of that like are all like full length ass movies of just
black people in it and all of them.
And it's just, it's like there's this whole.
Subculture. Yeah, but like I'm like, who's
funding this? I.
Know, I like Tyler. Perry does.
He's on. Tyler Perry's.
They're like Tyler Perry, but like I'm like, like, who the
fuck has the money for this? Like they're not coming out in
theaters. Did you watch them?
They did not have that much money when they made it so.
Yeah, I no, I didn't obviously watch it.
The cover, the cover art was was half of it.
Yeah, yeah, I would. You rather your life be anime
style or like Medea style? Oh, Lure.
That would be a nightmare. You'd have nightmares all the
time. What's wrong, sweetie?
I don't know. I just woke up.
Tyler Perry just wouldn't leave me alone.
Jesus Christ. What's his name?
What's the white stand up comedian Gary?
What's his name? Not Gary Oldman he's in like all
the Friday movies and stuff. He's a white guy as he's a white
guy. He's black famous of the final
Zim's Gary Owen Gary Owen he's hilarious, but he's married to a
black chick. It is like a black white guy
stand up comedian. I don't know how to describe his
stuff is really really good, but he talks about like being a
white guy that's black at the adjacent all the time.
Love the. He's pretty fucking funny.
If you saw him, you'd be like, Oh yeah, I saw him in like 3
Fridays before the last Friday after Next, like or whatever
they're calling these movies they.
Only had three. Coming out with the next one.
Yeah, supposedly. We'll see.
But Chris Tucker still refuses to be in it.
It's. A shame.
But he's going to be in rush hour before.
Shut up. You got too cool.
He started making that Jack Jackie Chan money.
They want to go back to the hood.
That's pretty much what it is. I.
Don't know who's got more money, Jackie Chan or Ice Cube.
Oh, that's good. I want us.
That's probably closer than people think, but I would
probably still say Jackie Chan, maybe because.
He's got like a different market.
Yeah, yeah. And like global poll, that's
like when people are like, oh, who I would who would have more
money? It's just.
Like Bad Bunny, you know you're. Like Stephon Marbury, it's like,
no, Stephon Marbury made a fuck ton of money off the shoes.
Just like, not here. He was playing in China, right?
Still is so. Yeah, Oh yeah, I'm.
I'm sure he is, but he's never going to stop.
Dating. Yeah, he's the statue dude.
He's not that tall, but he's got one.
Yeah, all right, articles. Yeah, I got on Facebook.
I made a deal with Bob, article number one, and this has been
going on. I think this is like so bad.
This is so stupid, and the more we hear about it, the worse it's
going to get. But this is from the AP.
Hex S cites fog of war in defending follow on strike on
alleged drug boat. Alleged keyword is alleged.
If you can even use that, we'll never know.
Normally if you're alleged of something, we get to the bottom
of it, but we won't because we just blew you the fuck up.
Washington AP secretary, Defense Secretary or what was it
secretary of war? That's right.
Pete had Seth cited that on side of the fog of war in defending
the follow up on strike. Follow follow up strike on
alleged drug carrying boat in the Caribbean Sea in earlier
September during a cabinet meeting at the White House,
Hagseth said that he did not see any survivors in the water,
saying the vessel exploded in fire smoke.
You can't see anything. This is called the fog of war.
Hegseth also said he didn't stick around for the remainder
of the September 2nd mission following the initial strike,
and an Admiral in charge made the right call in ordering the
second hit, which he had complete authority to do.
Lawmakers have opened up investigations following a
Washington Post report that Hegseth issued a verbal order to
kill everybody on the boat. The 1st, the first vessel hit in
Trump's administration counter drug campaign in the Caribbean
and Pacific Ocean, has now grown to over 20 known strikes, with
more than 80 dead. the US has built up the largest military
presence in the region and generations, and many see the
actions as a tactic to pressure pressure Venezuelan President
Nicolas Maduro to resign. What do you think about this so
far? Fucking insane.
I mean it's already a a fucking war crime.
Like just the first, the first strike, but like like.
The second one is clearly defined as a war climb.
Second one, like they're not a threat.
They're floating, holding on to wreckage.
Shipwreck. Yeah, it.
And that comes from the Geneva Convention, which was after
World War 2. And it was because a German U
boat blew up a boat in Greece that had a bunch of British
shoulders on it and the soldiers were all like in the water.
And then the German commander of EU boat told the Germans to
shoot, throw grenades into the water and shoot everybody in the
water. And they that was the example
that they used to outlaw that and call that a war crime
because they were hanging. It was a boat that you blew up.
And then the the remaining people are hanging on the
shipwreckage. Exactly what happened here.
So it's like, not even like it's like the example used to to make
this a war crime is exactly what they just did.
Yeah, and it's not that he said like kill them all during
apparently he made a comment beforehand about one that we
need to kill everybody and yadda yadda.
So even then, and it's like he if he was trying to follow
orders, he's following orders which was to kill everybody.
Well, they're, they're also trying to just like throw the
fucking Admiral under the bus here.
They're like, he's like, I left in the middle of it.
The Admiral made the decision. Resigned, did he not?
The the head of Soko Southern Command.
So we have like 4 like, like we've carved up the world into
four different regions for the United States military.
There's like the there's North, Southeast W command and Southern
Command, like takes care of like all of like South America.
And yeah, he resigned after this started happening, but it's
like, dude, kind of too late. Dude already murdered people.
Yes and no, because by choosing to resign if he cites this as a
reason, if and when these people do get subpoenaed and brought up
in front, I feel like he has. He's more likely to be honest
about what happened because I'd be more concerned if he was so.
Well, right, right, right. I know, I, I know.
But I was thinking about this. It's like, yeah, you resigned
after you did it a few times. Yeah, but if they have the
ability to take out and like get our DUI higher out of his
position or he gets fired, there's oh, that sounds scary
'cause then who's more incompetent?
Well, he'll get pardoned. No exactly, but they but but
would people who want to get rid of the rid of him give somebody
like this dude a pass? I mean, maybe, maybe there's
something for. Sure.
No, definitely. That's like, do you, do you have
Cato Caitlyn on if you can potentially like stick it to?
OJ No, I get it. I get that.
But I'm just saying like it just sucks.
I'm not, I'm not like criticizing the guy.
I'm just saying it sucks dude 'cause you like, like got caught
up in this and like you're still might get fucked.
Like, you know, it's Seal Team 6 doing this like it's fucking
nuts, dude. Well, but it's not even 'cause
it's, it's more and it's more detached than that.
So that's where like Jesse Ventura would be pissed because
it's not like the Frog Man and SEAL Team 6.
Like it's like some fucking dude behind a desk with a drum.
This one. This one was Seal Team 6.
Oh that that blew it up. I didn't realize it was actually
Seal Team 6. Yeah, it was.
And then and then Trump over the weekend declares that Venezuelan
airspace is closed and it's fucking retarded and.
Shutting it down. Yeah.
And then it's just like, dude, like, and then we have 15% of
our naval assets in the fucking Caribbean right now.
It's like, like we've been calling this like they're
they're going to go, they're going to go to war with
Venezuela, dude. It's going to be a fucking
disaster. And then they're going to be
like, because we're at war, we can fucking crack down at home
and shit's going to get wild. Get ready.
Unless they're hoping that. Unless they're hoping that they
could just like like flex enough to where Maduro will leave.
But I doubt it. Well, but I think if they can
escalate and push stuff to the point to where like, yeah, like
it puts other things on pause. I mean, I do think, and not to
sound like a conspiracy theorist, so much of this has to
do with the release of I've seen information and all this insider
trading stuff, the GOP kind of crumbling from the inside out.
If this is like a good distraction.
That and Marco Rubio really wants to do it because he wants
to overtake the Cuban government.
So he feels like if Maduro gets checked here that he can then
check Cuba. What's like Marco Rubio's like
running point on this? What's going to happen with
Rubio like after? All he's going to run for
president again. He's not going to get.
Against JD Vance. He's not going to get any
traction. He thinks that you will.
Everybody fucking hates Marco Rubio.
Marco Rubio is like Ted Cruz 2.0.
No, he's not. He's not.
No, he has like friends. Exact 2.0 OK.
Well, the thing about Ted Cruz is that is that Al Franken, when
he was senator, says I like Ted Cruz more than most of the other
senators and I hate Ted Cruz. So it's like, like other
senators actually like Rubio. Yeah, but I but I have a feeling
that their opinions post all of this will change because we're
seeing a different version of him.
Marco Rubio was always like little Marco, little little
Marco. He always was really nice and
palatable. And I think that this version of
him, when he comes out, he's not going to be the same.
He's like. They're all they're all drunk
with. Power.
Yeah, I know. I don't even know.
But but I mean, he's just, you know, he thought he could be
president before. I'm sure he thinks so now that
he's been Secretary of State and National security Advisor.
That's also forget you forget about that.
True, but also he's doing both jobs.
But also, I mean for who? It's like who hires you has
something to do with it too. Yeah, but not to Republicans who
fucking voted for the guy who hired them.
Like, you know, Chip Kelly was a head coach for a while, but it
was a shitty hire and. OK, but you said for who you
got, you got hired by the Eagles.
You tell you tell me the Eagles like, yeah, we realized you made
a. Mistake and got him the fuck out
of there. OK, I'm just saying.
No, we were on on the Dallas. The Dream Team.
I'm just saying you're seeing I love that fucking drunk ass
Vince Young's the one who said that.
Like never played Dream Team. Like dude, you're a third
string. Like who's letting this guy
talk? He won the highest man.
Yeah, well, of war not an excuse for war crimes.
Several legal experts have told the AP they believe the second
strike violated peacetime laws and those govern governing
affirmed and those governing affirmed conflict armed
conflict. The Pentagon's own manual on
laws of armed Conflict also specify strike striking
survivors of sunken ships was of being patently illegal or just
to fire upon the ship the shipwrecked would would be
clearly illegal, the manual says.
Donald Trump distanced himself on Tuesday from the secondary
strike, which the news report said killed 2 survivors who were
clinging on to wreckage. Trump said he didn't know
anything and that he still hasn't gotten a lot of
information. Because I rely on Pete.
That's great. I don't get a lot.
I didn't get a lot of information because I rely.
On this, that's how you know that they know that they fucked
up, and they also changed the policy after this, so they
haven't done it since because they know they fucked up.
Yeah, I didn't know anything about people.
I wasn't involved in any, added Hexa, sitting next to Trump at
the Cabinet meeting, said Trump has empowered commanders to do
what is necessary, which is dark and difficult things in the dead
of night on behalf of the American people.
Pentagon Press Secretary Kinsley Wilson said earlier in the day
that all strikes have been presidentially directed and the
chair of command functions as it stand as it should.
At the end of the day, the secretary and the president are
the ones directing these strikes, Wilson said while
speaking on a hand picked outlet at the event at the Pentagon.
And when did they decide to not let people go into the Pentagon?
Like like I would, I want to see that timeline.
I know. So it's like, what does, what
does this have to do with that? Everything with them.
There's a. Correlation.
So it's like. It was back in September, you
mean? And remember, they're like, oh,
nobody's allowed. We're not doing those press
briefings. No, well, they made-up, they
made them like have to sign like a document saying that they a.
Loyalty Pledge. Yeah, It was like, yeah, They
wouldn't say they would get like everything that they wrote, like
approved by the Pentagon. And every outlet beside
including Fox News said no besides like one OA.
NOAN. And then like Marjorie Taylor's
boyfriend. Yeah, I bet you that's the idea.
And that's changed now at the end of the day.
Yeah, they're directly. The Trump administration has
suggested that the Admiral overseeing the operation made
the actual decision to conduct the second strike.
Trump called him an extraordinary person on Tuesday
and said, I wanted, I want those bows taken out.
And if he had to, and if we have to, we will attack on land also.
We just like we attack on sea. Yeah, see what I'm saying?
Like they're they're already giving us the pretext.
Oh, but that's, yeah, this is what they want.
They want. And also like I feel like the
fog of war is more of like a mental thing, not like actual
physical fog. I know it just he's a, he's a
fucking idiot, I mean. That's it.
And there was reports where it's like, oh, there was no second
strike. There's a great video I love
watching Caroline Levitt like try to talk her way out of shit.
And if you watch this, this this press conference, she.
She I watched it yesterday. It was so rough for her.
Number one, she's not wearing her cross.
So when she's up there lying her ass off, she does not wear her
her cross necklace. If you ever noticed, there's
context clues and her jewelry. She lies all the time.
When it's like bad, bad. She's not wearing it.
I'm telling you. So she wasn't wearing it and her
face showed it all where they asked like, hey, we've heard
reports that this didn't happen. Then we heard reports that this
did and that it was at the direction of somebody.
And it was basically which one, which one is correct that this
never happened or that Pete Hagseth directed them to do
this? And she's like, oh, it's the
latter. She was like, oh, it was the
second one. It's in.
This is there's been so many times and I know, I know, I
picked these articles. I try not to make them Trump
centric. I really, I've been doing good
the past few weeks of picking other things.
Last time it was like, oh, I think last week I was just like
pointing out all these creepy fucking pedophile dudes, but I
try not to. But the amount of crazy shit
that comes out of these people's mouths and the amount that they
lie about where they this is like the 10th time when they're
in a position of were you lying now or are you lying then?
When were you lying? Not if, when, which time is it?
Epstein files hoax, not hoax. Like when were you lying?
When it comes to this insider training, they're doing it.
They're not doing it. It's a problem.
It's not when, when were you lying like like at what point?
Because you were lying either then or you're lying now, but
you're not. You weren't telling the truth
because your stories are so conflicting.
There's not even like if this is an episode of the first 48,
these motherfuckers, you wouldn't even need to buy the
witness a fucking hot chicken sandwich from Popeyes wouldn't
even need it because their stories just the continuity talk
about in like film, you know, like the continuity between
shots and making things, you know, like, oh, well, you know,
there was blood on his shirt when he got stabbed, but now in
this later scene, his shirt's clean.
Hey, that doesn't match up. That's continuity when things
don't make sense and there's zero continuity across so across
like such a myriad of topics when it comes to this
administration. It's like baffling It it is
crazy and any other like junction in life or like path in
life you would take nobody would ever be allowed to be this full
of shit all the time. Do this double talk.
This is like it's we have the most toxic, really this is the
most toxic girl anyone's ever dated times a million.
And that is like our like the our relationship with this
administration just so incredibly toxic.
Gas lighting's not a thing, babe.
You made that up. I saw you post that but it's not
even like but but it's it's past gas lighting because it at least
like it's not even. You think I'm fucking stupid?
Gaslighting. Gaslighting.
Contempt for their own voters. Dude, yeah, but like, you know,
gaslighting, it's like I'm gonna it's a manipulation tactic to
try to get something out of somebody or manipulates into
feeling agreeing with you. And kind of like, you know, it's
a sleazy communication tactic to try to like get somebody to side
with you because they're not stupid.
So it's like I got to gaslight you into agree like we're past
that. Like this is like the dumbest
shit. I know, but like how fucking
like condescending that your girl Caroline Levitt is.
Like when she is lying, it's that's the gross part.
It's like she used to up there just like I just I watched the
whole fucking thing yesterday and she had like a whole speech
in the beginning. I was like God damn, like this,
like I wanted to turn off like 10 times.
I'm like it makes my skin crawl. Like just like how cringy it is.
Yeah, I mean, and you can see it in her face, but she's like, no,
it was the latter. Like she wanted to die.
She was like, oh, fuck, like, and and they've been bracing for
this probably to come out for a little while too.
They've definitely been like, fuck, fuck, fuck.
And this is probably why they don't want they're not letting
people report from inside the Pentagon.
So there's no more like, I mean, you can get that information
from people that the routes that they're taking, they complain
about leakers. All they're doing is creating
more people to leak who are like, hey, like withholding
information from like the American people, which is super
fucking weird. So yeah, it's the whole thing is
nuts. And Pete Hexus an idiot.
He should have been fired with signal gate like this.
This is the type of stuff, OK, like Epstein files, cover up
redactions, all this insider trading type stuff.
This is the type of shit that's going to get these people in a
shit ton of trouble when they get out of office.
This is the type of stuff that's really going to like bring
pressure in a way where it's not like a court of public opinion
type thing. Or we can spin this like that's
like if it's a war crime, it's a war crime.
Like there's people who, I mean, I still give criticize Obama for
committing war crimes, criticize Cheney and Bush for committing
war crimes. We have committed war crimes and
atrocities across the world since we've been alive and
before that. So to try to spin it as anything
other than that is dumb and it's different.
I hate to say that this war crime is different than like an
Obama war crime. I don't know if Obama committed
war crimes. I, I personally think if you're
indiscriminately using drones, killing to kill five people, to
kill like 65 innocent people, it's not worth it.
Like, to me, I think like that's borderline.
That's why I said there's some people who would say that Obama
is a war criminal. There's people on the right,
there's people on the left who would say that he's a war.
The right, not so much. Because then they'd have to
admit that like he actually was like doing shit that they get
wet dreams about, like dropping bombs from drones
indiscriminately on whoever the fuck's down there.
Then they don't give him any credit for that.
Not that he would want it, but they don't.
Because he they realize he was more leaning into that military
industrial complex. I know too but but at the same.
Appease them at the same at the same time, it was also to like
appease. That's one of his biggest issues
as he tried to be too diplomatic across both sides of the aisle.
Well, I'm just saying like, I don't know if they give a fuck
about like being hypocrites anymore because like Trump's
like saying like Senator Mark Kelly's like committed treason.
And it's like bro, you committed.
He's like punishable by death. It's like, then let's get the
fucking gallows out, dude. Like I mean, Trump, it's
punishable by death. You you're 1st to go.
Yeah, the this, but this is the stuff that's going to be
highlighted over time. This is just proving the
ineptitude of not just like the president or the cabinet and
these people. It's like everybody that it's
crazy that we were talking about like, oh, don't do you don't
have to follow illegal orders. And then they've been do they
were doing. Illegal orders like.
Well, and that's why I think that there was probably rumors
that there was some shit like this going on and that's why
they said that in the 1st place, knowing that this is going to
come out at some point. And they look like you could
tell. Like I implore everybody, if you
need to put it on mute, that's fine because she's super fucking
annoying and she lies all the time.
But you could just watch the video of Caroline Leavitt
talking about it and answering questions in her face, because
she's all. That's the White House press
secretary. Yeah, she's a bad act.
Bad actor is my one of my bosses would say I'm a bad actor.
I know exactly what you're thinking in the moment cause
your face shows it and dude, she's the same and you can just
see it like she's like fuck fuck fuck fuck like this like this
could be this is bad. Like this is an impeachable
offense for sure. I mean, Hexa is probably going
to get fired. You're probably going to see.
Hexa signal gate should have gotten fucking fired.
True, but that's a breakdown in communication.
When it comes to like top secret information, this is like what
was. The Hillary's emails.
All like, like what I'm saying is like headset could be on the
docket after Netanyahu in the national international criminals
court. Like he could be like this could
lead to charges that come from international.
Courts and have nothing to do. But we're not, we're not a
signer to the International Criminal Courts.
No, I know, but in the on on paper.
You won't be able to travel. Yeah, on paper, that would be
super fucking bad. Like that.
Like, like, it doesn't matter if he gets prosecuted, goes to
jail. And the fact that he had would
have that looming over his head, couldn't leave the country.
And he's an idiot, so he fucking would.
And he's so antagonistic that they'd be waiting for him to
like, you don't get to this is, Oh my God.
In my day-to-day life, I see this all the time.
People. It shocks me that people think
they can treat other people terribly and then expect those
people to have their back whenever they need somebody that
support them. It cracks me up.
And that's totally what him, Trump, a lot of them do.
Hey, let's say Trump comes under like they'd be, there'd be
people waiting for him to step off of a plane in Dubai to
arrest his ass and take him off somewhere if they could.
I don't. Dubai would be a little bit
difficult to pull that off, but they'd fucking try because he's
so antagonist. I always wonder that like what
does the Secret Service do? You better have one of the guys
that's like, yeah, you were always the best boss.
Like when they came to arrest the president of South Korea,
like his Secret Service was like protecting him in his house.
There was like a standoff. True.
But then you see other times, or who was it?
The president of the Philippines?
President. And then Duterte, Yeah.
And he was murdering drug dealers and he got tried and he
got scooped up. For But that's also because,
like his rival became the president and just let him let
it happen. Well, yeah, but he was actively
murdering people accused of selling drugs.
So he was like executing people, like caught with drug
possession. That's why.
So it's like, oh, go to the Philippines, they got.
But they got crazy weed. I'm like, you better be careful,
dude. You better shut the fuck up,
dude. I'll never see you again.
What are you talking about? Yeah, like they got none, bro.
What are you talking about? They got, like, gun toting
Christians over there. Yeah.
It's like, come to California, dude, we got the crazy weed.
But this whole thing is when somebody said I'm like Dale
Gribble when it comes to the government, I love Dale Gribble.
I, I'm like Dale Gribble. I don't.
Even know who that is. He's the conspiracy crazy guy
from King of the Hill, the guy with the Red Hat who's the bug
inspector. He's just like anti Everett.
The government's always against you.
But this is the type of stuff that will have a long lasting
effect that let's say Trump tries to run again, doesn't
whatever. This is the type of shit that in
10 years someone's going to scoop Pete Hegseth up, Scoop
Pete Hegseth up for this shit. And he's going to be like, not
in this country. Like somebody's going to scoop
this fucking dude up because with what they're doing in the
way the way they're doing it and the the just blatant lies and
disregard for like just us not being fucking mentally unstable
as fuck. Like they're earning more
enemies. I tried to explain this to
somebody about Trump. They're like, well, now they're
coming after him. I was like, because all that
Trump's done is go after people the whole time.
And you're shocked that now people that like know that he's
done fucked up stuff or have evidence of it are now coming to
the forefront. Like he's asked for them to do
that. He's treated all these people
badly and now he wants them to have to support him and have his
back. That's absolutely dumbfounding
that you have, you have such delusions of grandeur that you
think you're so great that you can treat people horribly and
they're still going to love you. That's such a unhinged level.
And he's talked about it before, but you're seeing it in real
time. Like, and now it's reaching the
point where innocent people clinging on to shipwreckage or
being hit with a second strike of a drone.
Like, I mean, it would have been just as fucked up to leave them
out there and let them. No, like a part of The thing is
you have an obligation to go get them.
To go scoop them up right so it would.
Have been not kill them, but go fucking save them.
It would have been a war crimes. You picked the worst option like
you picked like the worst option you can do like, oh, we broke
up. It's a.
Problem. It's a problem if you leave them
there. Yeah, Oh, we broke up.
I need to go get my stuff out of the apartment.
And there's like there's a couple different ways you could
do it and you chose like break into the apartment when no one
was there, take all of your shit and her shit and burn the
apartment down. Like that's probably like the
you could have waited, but like you chose the absolute worst
option you possibly could. Well, remember those survivors
one time and then they didn't even like, you know, and they're
so dangerous that we have to extradition judiciously kill
them. But they were survivors and they
just returned them to their home country because they didn't want
to fuck, because they knew that they had no case in the United
States. So like, we don't want to bring
them here. We don't because we can't like
put them on trial because they didn't do anything.
So we just put them back, bring them back.
So probably this time they're like, oh, make sure there's no
survivors. It's like, oh, you forgot,
that's a war crime too. This whole fucking thing is
retarded. Well, that's there's an SO this
is, this is very true. Anybody who's like a serial
killer, for the most part, there's an escalation phase
where they have this idea of where they want to do something
like I want to go drive, I want to pick up a hooker and shoot
her, whatever. That these guys, a lot of them,
they get caught because somebody remembers them from when like
they interacted with them and they didn't.
But what happens is these people they have, they build up to the
point to when they do that. So they escalate their actions
until their action is what they're wanting to do.
So they'll be like when they interview these people, they're
like, Oh yeah. Like I was thinking about doing
it. So like one time I picked up A
St. a street walking lady of the night, scooped her up, drove
around, had my gun in the car and I let her go.
And then the next time I drove I picked one up, drove around, the
gun was like tucked underneath my leg.
She had no idea I had my hand on it, but I still let her go.
And then like the fifth or sixth time, it's like, oh, I had the
gun under my leg and then I shot her and I killed this lady.
And that's like the escalation process.
And you're seeing this escalation process within our
administration where now they're pushing it to where they're
killing. They're they're violating
international law, committing war crimes, murdering innocent
people, right, Like then returning them back because they
know they don't have shit. Like they're just, they're
escalating their actions to a point to where it's like they're
becoming that serial killer. And like a way that's like,
it's, it's a, it's a slow process.
This is going by very quickly. But I do think this started in
the first administration was kept smoldering as a fire.
So they kept feeding that fire while he wasn't in office for
four years. And now it's like a bonfire and
they threw gasoline on it. But this escalation?
I thought Pete Hegsa was was a Christian too and he's just like
down from murdering. People.
Yeah, Jesus. Jesus wants you to murder people
because we know their names and we know what are these.
We do their names. It's like, no, you don't.
If you did, you'd release them. Like, stop it, bro.
Because that you guys are so stupid that if you do something
and it's even remotely close to right, you're going to tell us
all of the facts about why it was almost right.
Yeah. Cash will tell us before, before
there's even like an actual fact, you know, like so.
So boys, stop like like you're. Like you have the receipts you
would you would provide them and you and.
It's. Telling.
It's telling that you're not. You know, it might not be the
best analogy, but just like almost every single serial
killer robber, people who like there is an escalation when it
comes to crime for people with this mindset.
And they do it incrementally to basically like get the guts to
do it and they just get the guts to do fucked up stuff and
they've and they want to do it. It's just building up to that
point. And now we're killing innocent
people or allegedly innocent or allegedly dangerous drug.
Dealers, there's like a lot of, there's 11 people on the fucking
boat and you don't go fucking like smuggle drugs with 11
people. So they're probably like human
trafficking. And so you just killed a bunch
of people who wanted to come to the country too, which is
probably what they're probably happy with.
Yeah, I mean, look, if you want to go out and take out a bunch
of coyotes and people that like lock people in oil tankers,
drive them across the border, exploit women and children and
people looking for a better opportunity, murdering people,
essaying, graping them, whatever.
The people that do these, these coyotes are awful people for the
most part, can't think of like a good story of a guy who helps
shuttle humans across the border, but like they go after
the fucking coyotes. You know, I have to I have a
like such an extreme, almost like beyond right wing view of
like if you want to attack the border, this is how you attack
the border if you actually want to fix it.
And but blowing up people in boats and they were way far off
the coast like it was in international waters, which
makes me cringe if you ever said like, what was it?
International waters? So it's not that big of a deal.
It's a big deal. Whatever you did was creepy.
Anytime you throw away, throw around the term international
waters about your birthday party, about the island you live
in, something that happened on a fucking boat, getting in a fight
on a cruise ship. There's not anything that's good
where we talk about international waters unless,
like, the least bad thing you could do, I guess, would be
dumping trash into the ocean or fishing somewhere you're not
supposed to rescuing someone. Yeah.
Other than that, pretty fucked up.
That's like, there's no need. That's like, oh, where'd you get
that? Like, oh, dark web.
Oh, I purchased this on the dark web.
There's never anything good that you're probably buying off of
the dark web. Otherwise you'd buy it like off
of the regular Internet, right? It's the same thing.
Oh, international waters. Instantly my ears perk up and
I'm like, what were you doing? Or who were you fucking?
You weren't supposed to because that's, that's a big red flag.
International waters. No, get out of here.
That's a good take. And Caroline Leavitt said that
within the 1st 15 sentences of that speech before she took
questions and everything was done according with
international water law. No, it wasn't if it.
What are you talking about? If you were on the up and up you
wouldn't have to tell me you followed the rules.
Like I just don't because when they say they are, they're they
blatantly haven't. And this one is something you
can't cover up. I I guarantee you Trump does a
blanket pardon for everybody and who's ever.
Talked to him? No, he'll do a blanket part.
Pardon for Bondi for, him for, Blanket for.
Everybody in the administration. And be like, because they were
doing the work that needed to be done to get this country where
it needed to be and they shouldn't be punished for that
100%. Of course.
I mean, he's already, I mean, we'll get into it.
We'll talk about another pardon. He's partying pardon all stupid
shit. I don't think he needs.
I don't think he's going to pardon Diddy because Diddy look
like he living his best life in there, bro.
But I do like that he's all like peppery Gray now and white, but
just that he's got the little dye in there.
You think he'll? No no, dye his hair.
I'm sure he's been dyeing his hair for a while.
Obviously you know what there and people forget there is a
just for men hair Joe box with a black man on it.
That happens. See, I'm letting mine go.
I got I'm getting all these silver streaks in here dude,
I'm. For it.
That's why I want Trump to go to jail because like, without the
hair and makeup team, like, he's going to look crazier than he
does. Oh, dude, he's going to look
nuts. It's going to be fucked up.
It's going to be super fucked up.
I'd like to see that. I'd like to see that.
I thought once he lost all the gays like he would, his hair
would start looking fucked up. But it's you know, it's still, I
mean already. I mean obviously it looks fucked
up but but. You thought gays were helping
him with that? No.
For a second. No.
Back in his apprentice days. Maybe like back when he was a.
Democrat, I'm saying before he was a president.
Yeah, it's like, love. The gays love them.
Do great wonders with my hair. Yeah, he hangs out with Giuliani
when he was dressed up through. See my spray tan expert Great
job article #2 Trump pardons Honduran ex president who is
convicted of drug crimes from KERA or NPR and KERA and viewers
like you. President Trump has officially
pardoned former Honduran President Juan Orlando
Hernandez, who U.S. officials said was at the center of one of
the largest was violent drug trafficking drug trafficking
conspiracies in the world. White House official not
authorized to speak on record confirmed that the pardon was
granted and the the Federal Bureau of Prisons confirmed his
release on Monday. Hernandez, who served 2 terms as
the leader of the Central American nation, was sentenced
to 45 years for conspiring to import court cocaine to the
United States. But we care about drugs, right?
The pardon of such a high profile convicted drug
trafficker, however, has led to accusations of deceit and
hypocrisy by the Trump administration as it comes while
the president and his team continue to escalate the
military campaign against drug trafficking out of Venezuela.
Because we want Venezuela's natural resources, everybody.
We've wanted those for fucking decades.
Let's get on this back with, what was it Chavez, Hugo Chavez?
And everybody was like, Oh my God, it was the same thing.
Because he was like, I'm not going to like give you guys
fucking gas. And I was like, the biggest
issue from the jump with Venezuela is once they took
control over their own natural resources, America hated
Venezuela because I think that they're they're oil.
They have the they're sitting on one of the largest oil reserves
in the entire world, and everything they do with that is
to benefit themselves and nobody else.
Yeah, but it's so it's so corrupt there though.
Like, no, it is. They only have like 20% of like
their capability, like online. And it it they could, they used
to be one of the richest countries in the world and now
they're like fucking terrible. It's terrible there.
But if they if, and let's say we do go to war, it's a field day
for like Exxon Mobil and all those guys going.
Chevron's already there. No, I know, but it would open
the floodgates, yeah, for sure to everybody.
As the leader of one of the. He was the leader of one of the
largest criminal enterprises that has been the subject of to
a conviction in US courts. In less than one year into his
sentence, President Trump parting in him suggested that
the President Trump cares nothing about narco trafficking
Hernandez. Hernandez's time was briefly
overlapped by Trump's first term.
And in that first time, Hernandez fostered support from
the Trump administration after joining a small group of nations
and moved the Honduran embassy to Israel, from Tel Aviv to
Jerusalem. Of course.
Why is that? That is, Why is that the play
that it's so weird? And I might even try to make it
about that, but it's so weird. They're like, yeah.
Every every United States president said that they would
do it and never did it. Why?
Who cares? I don't know, but I'm just, who
cares? I'm just saying.
Like, because we're a Christian nation and we want to bring upon
the end times. So we purposely didn't.
We need Israel to exist so that everyone can die and the world
can end. I'm just isn't that that's what
the book says. So allegedly.
So I'm just curious. I've always said that that.
That is why. The weirdest death cult in the
world is Christianity because it's like, no, I want everyone
else to die so I can go to paradise.
That sounds great. It's like, really.
Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Cool. Well, you know, it starts
because honestly, it was like if they're, if they put a subway in
at the corner of the street, the Bible says if there's a subway
there and a Texaco over there, that's the beginning of the end
times, dude. If that came out, there'd be a,
there'd be two subways and two Texacos on those corners within
that. And they'd be like, oh, they
just really got to be here. And I'm like, wait, what are we
trying to do? It's like egging on.
Yeah, it's like a self fulfilling prophecy.
It like that, that's what they want and that's what's weird.
It's like there's like there's a, there's a want for everyone
to die so I can go, yeah. They're like they got to put the
chest pieces in place for it to like activate.
Yeah, it's fucking weird. So it's like, no, now we're
going to move. So like moving the embassy to
Jerusalem from Tel Aviv, It's like what?
Like get out of here? Like, what is that?
What purpose does that serve other than like that of?
Like it was just pisses off like Muslims and and Christians and
Jews. I mean, like, no, that's the
whole point of not only Muslims. Yeah, yeah.
All right. One time one of his Trump
criticized the prosecution, telling reporters last week that
people he respects told Hernandez treated very harshly
and unfairly. I wish people would say that
man, they weren't that good to. Just Caroline Levitt said it
yesterday. She she had a whole thing of
like, why? It was a sham trial.
It's like, bitch, it's. Just same with.
But look, imagine like the DEA agents that spent like years and
years like getting this dude arrested and then like he was
like, yeah, fuck it. He he's, but he's pardoned
another drug dealer and the guy who founded Silk Road and he
pardoned that Silk Road. And I've done a lot of research.
I've listened to a lot of podcasts, breakdowns,
interviews, interviews with the people that caught him.
I know how that guy got caught. Him having Silk Road is not why
he went to federal prison. Him hiring assassins and people
to to execute hits and paying them in cryptocurrency and those
people that he was trying to commit hits with being federal
agents is why that guy was in federal prison for the rest of
his life. Was it selling drugs?
Sure. Was it mostly because he was
paying, making payments to execute people who he thought
were against him? Because he went by the?
The Dread Pirate Roberts, what's his name on Silk Road?
And he got caught like on his laptop on the master thing for
Silk Road. Like they had to catch that guy
was very difficult and to have him not like wipe his drive and
clear everything and he, he got arrested and got caught.
They really ratcheted up the investigation because he was
paying people. They got an undercover agent
into the server for Silk Road and he offered to like murder
people for this guy 'cause he thought people were ripping them
off. There's all sorts of drama
within that drug community. And so he started paying people
in crypto to commit hits. That's what he got arrested for.
So it's not that he got arrested for the drugs, which is what
they make it about when they talk about Silk Road and his
pardon. It's like, no, he was paying.
He was paying to have people fucking murdered.
They staged a, they staged a murder and sent him pictures to
make it look like this guy actually killed this person.
And then he, and then he paid them out in fucking Bitcoin.
And that's whenever they really started coming for him.
It's because he was paying people for hits on Silk Road.
You could buy people on Silk Road.
Not just drugs, people, drugs, guns, all you can buy anything
off of Silk Road. That was like the whole purpose.
And he was using his own platform to purchase hit squads.
That's why he went to prison. That's who he pardoned.
That's who Trump pardoned. Fuck the anonymous Tor browser
dark web drug market he created that he just created.
He just created like a Facebook marketplace where anybody else
could sell anything. But then he started using that
to try to kill people. Crazy, right?
That's like, that's what they don't tell you about what that
is like. That motherfucker was paying to
have people killed. That's why he was in federal
prison. They couldn't attach him to
selling fentanyl, moving drugs, or people.
They had none of that. It was literally like, I own
this site and I need to kill these people because they're
threatening to expose me or threatening to take my shit, and
I got to kill these motherfuckers.
They got arrested in a Public Library talking about him in the
public like fucking crazy. Right to criticize the
prosecution. Roger Stone, his long time
political advisor who lobbied for Hernandez's release.
Shocker. Roger Stone showed up shared on
his radio show. He's a radio show.
He delivered A4, played letter, 4 page letter from Hernandez
claiming that he was the victim of wrongful conviction.
Wrongful conviction and law fair by the Biden and Harris
administration. I wish I could just say that
like we're seeing so much shit just blamed at Joe Biden that
now this is Joe Biden's fault. Like he's leading the FBI, like
leading this DEA investigation. If he showed up and was like,
hey, look into this back in the day, they'd be like, with all
due respect, Sir, let us do our jobs.
That would that's probably what would be fucking said.
And then he'd be like, OK, my bad.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
My bad. But yeah, I know I heard he was
treated unfairly. So we're just going to, I heard,
I heard it wasn't fair. Yeah.
Let's make it fair. Yeah.
And he wrote. Congratulations to Juan Orlando
Hernandez on your upcoming pardon.
Make Honduras great again. Is he allowed back in Honduras?
That's a question. Like, do they want him there?
There's like an election going on right now and Trump said if
the right wing guy doesn't win that he's going to take away the
funding for the United States to the Honduras.
He posted like 400 truths last night, just like rambling and
ranting about crazy shit yesterday.
I don't know if you saw that like like literally like 200
like racist. That's when he's like, oh,
Somalis, which I don't have an article, but we need to get rid
of all the Somalis. Somalia.
Listen to the podcast, Shout out.
Yeah, we disagree. Let the Somalis in.
They're the captain. Now Gen.
Z and millennials embrace sustainable alternatives to
imported, fresh flowers. Say I'm trying to keep it
lighthearted. Instead of hiring a florist for
Chicago for October wedding, Emily Day decided to grow her
own flowers in her front yard in Calgary, Canada, a creative
challenge that turned into a lesson to the hidden climate
cost of the global flower industry.
She said her homegrown arrangements were just
beautiful, were just as beautiful as store bought ones,
and cost a fraction of the price a day.
Day and her fiance built guard boxes out of wooden shipping
containers in March and filled those with blooms like Yarrow,
fever, flu, straw, flowers and status statice.
Chestetized, they harvest and dried them in the Midsummer
ahead of the fall frost. On her wedding day, her bouquets
featured autumn shades accented with blue.
What is that? Echinops.
Oh, that sounds.
I bet you they're pretty though. From a local farmer and tansy
she forged from her roadside ditches.
What is that crazy men's tune? In the ditch.
Is this one person in fucking Canada doing this or is this
everybody? Come on.
As Gen. Z and millennials incorporate
sustainability into weddings and other special events, I think
they're more worried about like, putting weed in their events
than they are about. Some are growing their own
bouquets, picking wildflowers that's against the law, or using
potted plants. Visitors are sourcing their
flowers locally and collecting see.
And this is like the thing that like, I'm not going to read this
whole thing because it's just about like flowers, but like
sustainability. But there is something to be
said about sustainability that I do think we that younger
generations care about that older generations don't give a
fuck. Like when you talk to somebody
who's like 70 about like climate change and global warming,
they're like, I don't give a fuck.
I'm not going to be here. Like they all have this same
mindset. Like they're not going to be
around here for the fallout, so why would I stop it from
happening? It's fucking weird.
And they've been like that for forever with like the ozone
layer. There's so many different things
that have popped up, like for our parents and older
generations to like switch to more sustainability.
And they've actively chosen not to.
And then as they've gotten older, they've just quadrupled
down on it and became kind of Dicks about it.
So it's nice to see. I mean, while this is a small
example, it's nice to see the like there is an effort to try
to use more sustainability when it comes to shit.
You know, I'll be happy when glitters, like outlawed
glitters, like the worst shit in the world for the planet.
Glitter's terrible glitter ends up in the ocean.
Microplastics. That's like one of the biggest
threats to our species is microplastics.
It's not talked about like but lack of sustainability or not
focusing on. Sustainability.
I bet you like paper straws, huh?
Not really. I mean, obviously it's more
pleasing to use a plastic straw, but if you got paper straws and
like all right, whenever that's all you have, like it's, it's a
free market. If you don't like it, then go
somewhere that doesn't have paper straws.
Like that's your right as a consumer to go do that but you
can't like bully them into like you need to be less sustainable
and eco friendly or I'm not going to eat here again Like
that on paper sounds stupid as shit.
That sounds so dumb but that's the stance Because I'm
comfortable with plastic straws to make my lips my thin lips
feel better. Yeah.
When I started my business, I knew that I wanted to recycle
everything that I could, compost what I could, and repurpose what
I could. Shut up.
People think I'm crazy. Like in my yard I'm using, so I
have like these pecan trees, this huge one up front and some
on the side of my house. I reuse the leaves.
You break them up and you put them in your flower beds.
You put them in those areas. And that that's like free mulch.
It breaks down over the winter, makes the ground richer.
Everybody just bags up their leaves and throws them away.
And it's like, that's the type of stuff that you shouldn't do
because you could use that to make your yard better.
And it's just putting the nutrients back into it.
And people like, what are you doing over there?
I mean, according to the Chevon Below Deck Mediterranean, you
can use human poop. It's really good fertilizer, but
we get rid of that too. Yes and no.
You can, but you shouldn't. You shouldn't use any like dog
poop. Not dog poop.
I'm talking about human. True, but it can still create
issues. Parasites.
I'm like like, oh, George is shitting in his compost box
again. Like that's like, I don't want
to explain that. No, I agree.
Like what are you doing on the chef?
I'm telling you what Chef said. I'm keeping it to put it
outside. You don't have any toilets?
Oh no, we shit in the compost. Like oh, and our kids are
homeschooled. That's the following.
And my kids are, oh, if you're shitting in your compost box,
I'm sure you're homeschooling your kids.
Trump said he is sharper than I was 25 years ago, that he spent
an hour appearing to doze off again.
He dozes off a lot, bro. Like, my dad's, my dad's 83 now,
and we'll be hanging out. My dad dozes off all the time.
This dude's dozing off. At the start of the Cabinet
meeting just after noon Eastern on Tuesday, President Trump had
seemingly made his seemingly obligatory reference to Sleepy
Joe Biden. Then he assured he was sharper
than I was 25 years ago, while rebuking the New York Times for
a lengthy and detailed story last week laying out how the 79
year old president appears to have slowed down during his
second term. Trump is sharp, but they're not
sharp. Trump's out of the newspaper.
Trump chastised reporters for what he cast as unfair treatment
when it comes to his health, stamina, adding.
You people are crazy. But over the next hour and a
half, Trump Trump struggled to embody the sharpness and vigor
he had just laid claim to. In fact, he seemed to wage a
lengthy and often losing battle with a midday nap even as his
cabinet was assembled to engage in one of his favorite
activities, singing his praises, he repeatedly seemed to doze
off. It was.
It was the kind of scene, in fact, that Trump once, Once Upon
a time, ridiculed his evidence the president's lack of stamina
and fitness for the job. About 15 minutes after his
broadside health issues and stamina reporting, Trump seemed
to struggle to keep his eyes open as Commerce Secretary
Howard Lutnick. Let's be honest, we all try to
keep our eyes open while that fucker talks, praises trade
wars, and held the greatest cabinet ever for the greatest
president ever. Dude these claims are so wild.
It's like a it's like talking to like a 5 year old.
He's the best at everything he's ever done.
It's so it doesn't matter what it is.
He can make a peanut butter and he's like best peanut butter and
Jelly ever made. A lot of people say I make the
best. They say I make the best peanut.
I know dude, it's fucking gross. Have you watched the video dude?
He's dozing the fuck off too. Like if it was like if he was a
normal age president, just a normal president, like, yeah,
I'd be like, yeah, dude, that job's tough.
Like if Obama fell asleep in a meeting, I'd be like, I get it,
he's working his ass off, but it's Trump.
He's like 80. It's like, Nah dude, this guy's
old. He's sleepy.
He's sleepy in the tan suits. Tan makes you tired.
Yeah. I mean, if you watch it, he's
like dozing off. And then he does this and he'll
open his eyes like he's realized that he's dozed off.
But we've been seeing this for months.
I mean, look, you're 79. Nobody expects you to be be
like, you know, getting the blue, the blue patch at the
physical Fitness Presidential Physical Fitness Test.
He does. He does his, his, his guy said.
He's like in great shape. No, I don't.
But like, what I'm saying is we, we're not stupid.
And like Occam's razor says, like, Nah, man, you're not what
you're used to being. That's just like the most likely
outcome is that you're just old. So to pretend like that's not
the case is just weird. So this whole like, Nah, he's
I'm better than I was 25 years ago.
If anybody that was 79 or 80 said that to you, you would
laugh and be like, man, he's still got it, dude.
He's like, he ain't giving up. You would say positive things
about this old man, but you, everybody knows like bro, you
ain't shit compared to what you were 25 years ago.
But you would be like, oh, like it'd be like, you know, like
dude, this dude, he ain't scared, bro.
He's getting old, but he's still fucking.
I like it. He's still got some, some fire
in the like, right? There'd be something, but you
would be, it'd be like cutesy. You wouldn't be like, oh yo, he
is stronger than he was when he was 50 at 80, Like no one.
Everybody be like shut the fuck up.
Nobody's not like what are you talking about, right?
That's like just some dumb shit to say.
There's some stand up guy or I can't remember words.
He was talking about how people say dumb shit all the time and
he's like, people say dumb shit like someone dies and they're
like, oh, she's in a better place.
He's like what are you talking about?
She's in a box in the ground. Better place, she's dead.
Shut up. Like that's stupid.
Why would you say that stupid shit?
Him them saying that is the same level of stupid.
It's the equivalent. I'm 20.
I expect nothing less, dude. It's like he just, you know,
he's the boy who cried wolf. Except for like on steroids.
So there was something they showed that he's done like 6 or
700 less official events that he's been in so far in his
second term than he did his first term this time last year.
And he's always sitting now. You never really see him
standing up when he's doing these meetings, press
conferences, He's sitting behind a desk where you can't see him.
There was a video of him walking around with some kid on the at
the White House that he's like pigeon toed.
He's got this pigeon toed thing and a foot drag, which is like
like a stroke, mini stroke, something like that is normally
how you get that he's dragging. I think it's his right foot,
like really bad, like dragging this motherfucker and he's
walking. He's got this weird gait now.
And it's not like I'm trying to look.
I mean, you'll be like, I am not sitting here and trying to bash
this old dude for his health. We're going to go through that.
Everybody goes through that. We all our bodies age, we
change. But like, dude, if I AM 80 and
I'm trying to talk to you like I'm 50 and I'm the smartest,
like slap the shit out of me. Like so like because that's not
the case. Like, that's absolutely.
Not the case. I know obviously dude, that's
just who this fucker is. No, I think I'd say it like that
sometimes because some people might actually believe it.
That's what's fucking crazy. Some people might think that
this almost 80 year old man who's taking naps all the time
and has spent a whole life eating KFC and like Taco bowls
and as a Diet Coke button, that this dude is in better shape now
than he was. He was in bad shape 25 years ago
because he was doing the same shit because he was doing the
same. Shit, he made like a fat joke at
Governor Pritzker over in Illinois.
It's like, dude. And then he was like, I could
lose some weight too. It's like, OK, there we go.
I'm not going to talk about how he's a fat slob.
I don't want to talk about how people are fat.
Everyone's like bro, like. Dude.
Shut up. Like any equivalent would be is
any like analogy I could come up with which I is like kind of my
thing. It wouldn't make sense.
It's it's stupid. Like it's the ugliest person in
the world telling somebody else that they're the ugliest person
in the world. It's like, dude, you got the
sash, the trophy, the crown, the scepter.
It's all at your house because you want, you just won the award
yesterday. Like no, dude, like shut the
fuck up. It's it's so out of bounds and
that did this is something that's it.
They're going to lie about something.
Obviously they lie about everything, but if they're going
to lie about something as non political as his health, because
that's not politics. That's just like science, right.
That has nothing to do with politics other than them
weaponizing and him sippy Joe whatever.
But other than that, this is just like Father times,
undefeated. Yep.
Unless you're Donald Trump, which is like some Kim Jong Un.
He never pees, he never poops because his body's so perfectly
in tune. Like it's the same level of
cultish psychosis. Yeah, and just like them saying
he's the best president ever, Same fucking sycophant.
Greatest, greatest cabinet ever. I'm like maybe the richest.
Sure, there's a lot of and in time it'll probably be frowned
upon as like one of the most corrupt because it's like, how
is it not like it's the same case I make same case I make
with Oprah being a a bad person. Too much money to not to not
have been. You've made too much money to
not have been terrible to people to reach that point.
That's not how it works. And anybody who's a bad guy,
Peter Thiel will tell you that he's crushed souls to get to
where he's at. Elon Musk will tell you he's
crushed souls. To get to work.
Well, Oprah just promoted books. Dude, come on now.
I'm not going to let you trash America's sweetheart. close this
out. Close this out.
I'm just saying they're more similar than they're different
because that mindset to be that successful, especially
organically like she did, to have that mindset and come where
she to come where she came from, to be where she's at, she's
crushed souls. You just have to like.
I don't. Think so.
Bro. She's created souls.
You don't think there's someone that Oprah didn't like who had a
great book that could be on the book of the month club and she
didn't put them on the book of the month club and that didn't
crush? That book.
Sales get out of here, dude. Yes, she would.
Everyone gets a car, you got to pay the taxes.
And then she had to go back and pay the taxes on a bunch of
people's fucking cars because she's like, oh shit, the people
who get tickets to my show for free, like can't afford to buy a
new car right now or even pay the taxes.
No shit. What that's then?
You know you're fucking detached from reality.
At the poker room, every three months they give away a truck.
I'm just selling it right there on the poker floor.
Fuck the taxes. Yeah, someone would saw on
Facebook Marketplace, see. Let's sell it.
Oh yeah, And that's like you needed it.
And you know, there's some people were like holding out
with their shitty truck waiting to try to win that truck.
Like that's their game. Like I've done the math.
If I show up and I play, I could put 35,000 down on a new truck
today or I could take $300. You have to.
You have to play for $100 in three months.
That's what she said. 100 hours for three months, and for every
100 you play, you get a name. You get a raffle ticket.
Yeah. So if you paid 10,000 hours,
you'd get. I don't.
Think you could do that in three months but.
Hey, man. One time I I did it, it was 195
hours so I missed out on the second ticket and then they
called 6 people who weren't there and it was like less than
200 people in the fucking thing. You had your shot.
Well, you got anything else for us, Sir?
Meditate, bitches. Make sure y'all like follow,
subscribe, share, leave a comment, whatever.
Live it up. Crazy times.
Keep watching the news. Pretty, pretty please.
I know I say that all the time. I'm like pay attention.
There's crazy shit, but it's true.
We're living in completely unprecedented times and they
just become more and more and more.
Precedented. Yeah, Yeah.
I mean, we're just living in precedented Times Now at this
point. Like what can't be done That's.
Right, America. Then we got a 79 year old
fucking stallion of a horse. President y'all.
Be good, be safe, stay out of trouble, and as always, go fuck
yourselves. Shut up.