1 00:00:02,960 --> 00:00:05,840 What it do, what it do, what it do? 2 00:00:05,840 --> 00:00:10,520 It is your boy Andrew Schultz AKA Mr. Goody 2 Shoes and who am 3 00:00:10,520 --> 00:00:13,320 I with? As always, Joseph Huggins AKA 4 00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:16,840 Old Man Huggy. Talk shit or get off the pod. 5 00:00:16,840 --> 00:00:25,360 Episode 191 Taylor Swift at the Cracker Barrel. 6 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:32,360 Welcome, motherfuckers. How's it going, man? 7 00:00:34,160 --> 00:00:36,000 And what, what do you think about the Cracker Barrel? 8 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:39,400 First of all, because there's one like out here in my city, 9 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:42,520 they're everywhere. Well, that, well, I'm in 10 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:44,920 California and they're not everywhere. 11 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:48,120 There just happens to be one in like the city that I live in. 12 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:54,480 Have not ate there at that one specifically, but I went to the 13 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:57,280 gift shop which I didn't even know existed. 14 00:00:57,640 --> 00:01:00,320 Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, like, just like 15 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:02,880 hella like mushroom, like trinkets and shit. 16 00:01:02,880 --> 00:01:04,800 Like, I don't know if it's like what's going on here. 17 00:01:05,480 --> 00:01:09,200 It's like, I mean, we, yeah, it's like Bucky's before there 18 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:12,040 was a Bucky's. I again again I I have no idea 19 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:15,560 what the fuck Bucky's is like. It's just a big gas station. 20 00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:17,920 It's like a quick trip with everything in it, like a quick 21 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:21,000 trip in a Walmart Supercenter. Again, like I don't think the 22 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:22,520 audience knows what a quick trip is. 23 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:25,640 However, fun story. Fun story. 24 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:29,880 When we when we were. When we were in high school, I 25 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:34,920 went to go to the Pink Floyd laser light Spectacular with 26 00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:43,000 with our boy Kanoff and his mom stopped at a QuikTrip, took 27 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:46,360 mushrooms. I was one driving to downtown 28 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:48,760 Dallas to go see this at the Majestic. 29 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:50,560 I think it was what it was called. 30 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:54,160 Yeah. So what it is, it's it's it's 31 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:58,440 it's Dark Side of the Moon, laser light, spectacular 32 00:01:58,840 --> 00:02:01,120 intermission. And then it's the Wall. 33 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:03,840 So it's like both albums. Yeah. 34 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:05,800 So I take the mushrooms at the QuikTrip. 35 00:02:05,800 --> 00:02:10,560 We're like 25 minutes away from the venue by the time I got to 36 00:02:10,560 --> 00:02:14,800 downtown, like 20 minutes later, your boys quickly tripping and 37 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:18,320 like I'm like, like there's lights, you know, like I'm in 38 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:21,560 like, what's the district like? Where like Trees is at like. 39 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:24,880 Not Deep Ellum. Yeah, Deep Ellum. 40 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:26,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. 41 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:29,160 OK, Yeah. Yeah, so I'm in Deep Ellum, like 42 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:32,480 thinking like, like I had plenty of time before the shrooms 43 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:36,400 would, like, kick in. But also just greatest time 44 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:40,280 ever. And also weird that our boy 45 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:43,480 Kanoff's mom was like in attendance the whole time. 46 00:02:44,640 --> 00:02:46,640 Was aware of the mushrooms or not? 47 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:53,880 100% she used to, She used to allegedly, allegedly she used to 48 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:58,240 take Ambien. And remember, we talked. 49 00:02:58,360 --> 00:03:00,120 I don't know if we, it was you and I talked. 50 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:01,920 No, we talked about this in Joshua Tree. 51 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:06,160 It's like we take Ambien and then you try to stay up. 52 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:10,240 And like triple. Yeah, yeah, She used to do that. 53 00:03:10,240 --> 00:03:13,960 But like, like where you stay up and then you have sex. 54 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:16,320 Like it's like a there's like a term for it. 55 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:19,960 I learned about this like when I like went to Joshua retreat to 56 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:21,680 like record music, like last year. 57 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:27,080 Like they call it like it's like some celebrity like does it? 58 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:34,480 I forget who it is though. Interesting. 59 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:39,720 That's very interesting. Yeah, driving on mushrooms is 60 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:41,880 always an adventure and a bad idea. 61 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:44,040 No, no shit. Like, I just thought that we 62 00:03:44,040 --> 00:03:45,840 would get there like. No, I know. 63 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:47,720 I mean. I've but I but I but I took it 64 00:03:47,720 --> 00:03:51,800 at a a place called Quick Trip and I quickly was tripping. 65 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:54,880 Well, Quick Trip is just like an oversized gas station. 66 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:57,080 Right, right, right. So it's for the listeners who 67 00:03:57,080 --> 00:03:59,160 don't know, but they're like very clean. 68 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:03,240 They have like cold brew on tap coffee. 69 00:04:03,240 --> 00:04:06,440 They have so much crazy shit. It's like a it's awesome. 70 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:07,440 It's awesome. It's it's. 71 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:09,880 Kmart, out here in California, it's the same thing. 72 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:15,240 Kmart blue light special no like AK Mart gas station. 73 00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:17,760 I know. K circle Circle K circle circle. 74 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:20,079 K, yeah, yeah, Circle K would be. 75 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:23,280 It's better. It's better than Circle K, OK. 76 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:26,160 But just that I'm taking mushrooms at a place called 77 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:29,360 QuikTrip and I quickly started tripping was like tripping me 78 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:31,480 out but I had a but I had a really good time. 79 00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:33,920 Like oh man, I got a good. Time, yeah, I was like, I was 80 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:36,520 like, I thought like. I started to trip at the 81 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:38,280 QuikTrip and now I'm quickly tripping. 82 00:04:38,280 --> 00:04:40,080 I'm tripping out man. It's going real quick. 83 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:42,600 Tripping at the QuikTrip? I just started tripping like 84 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:46,560 sooner than I thought. Like I thought I'd be able to 85 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:49,840 park, like get into my seat and like that's why I took it. 86 00:04:49,840 --> 00:04:52,920 Like when I took it, it was like, so like I wasn't like 87 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:53,600 halfway. You tried. 88 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:55,280 To time it you tried to. Time it right. 89 00:04:55,520 --> 00:04:58,080 Yeah, Yeah. I've I've been timing, timing 90 00:04:58,080 --> 00:04:59,480 was off. You could never. 91 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:01,800 It's hard to time that. It really is. 92 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:04,280 That's especially when you get the private reserve. 93 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:09,400 True. True How? 94 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:13,680 Have you been? Man, I've been busy. 95 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:17,760 I've built a rock path, I've built a French drain. 96 00:05:17,760 --> 00:05:20,760 I've just been going to town, like getting stuff done, but 97 00:05:20,760 --> 00:05:26,240 it's been hot as balls out here. Super hot in Texas, but I've 98 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:29,160 been surviving. We got a little bit of rain last 99 00:05:29,160 --> 00:05:32,600 week, so that was good. Just been grinded and working my 100 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:34,360 life away, man. The usual. 101 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:36,680 But things are going all right, I suppose. 102 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:39,080 Nothing too crazy, I'd be better. 103 00:05:39,160 --> 00:05:42,040 I got an alert, I think it was last night, that there's going 104 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:44,800 to be thunderstorms in LA and I'm like, what are you guys even 105 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:48,280 talking about? Fuck yeah, I'll take it. 106 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:51,320 No, I would too. Like, I just like, it just 107 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:55,560 didn't make sense to me. It's like, because it hasn't 108 00:05:55,560 --> 00:06:00,920 been raining and I was like, and it's been like 90° like every 109 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:02,840 day. And it's like, well, we've just 110 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:09,600 got thunderstorms now. Yeah, see, I went ham and was 111 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:13,080 like, I'm going to build this like stone pavers rock path like 112 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:16,600 you see everyone do or whatever, but so I did that shit. 113 00:06:17,040 --> 00:06:19,800 Then I went even crazier and was like I'm going to buy tons of 114 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:26,280 irrigation equipment and I dug this huge fucking trench and 115 00:06:26,280 --> 00:06:30,360 built a drain in the in the rock path so if it rains and fills up 116 00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:34,680 it has a drain that drains it and runs it underground and away 117 00:06:34,680 --> 00:06:37,840 from that right before my house and into this flower bed that I 118 00:06:37,840 --> 00:06:41,000 built. Like some super intricate crazy 119 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:44,440 wild shit. Paging Doctor green thumb dude. 120 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:48,120 Dude, I've been going like ham, like fucking ham on this. 121 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:49,400 I'll send you. Pictures. 122 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:50,960 You'll be like this. It looks great. 123 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:52,440 It looks great. It looks like I paid someone. 124 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:55,880 You want to hear something crazy? 125 00:06:56,240 --> 00:07:00,680 So remember our Boy P Wig who hooked us up with Melinda's hot 126 00:07:00,680 --> 00:07:02,520 sauce? Hot Saucy Boy Summer. 127 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:06,840 Is he going by P wig still? I feel like it's like. 128 00:07:07,120 --> 00:07:09,440 Yeah, he is. Frat frat boy music or. 129 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:10,800 Something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 130 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:12,000 yeah, you're right, You're right. 131 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,800 Keeps changing. Yeah, it does keep changing. 132 00:07:16,360 --> 00:07:19,600 He has a side project. Hits me up. 133 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:24,880 Ask me if I want to get on like the chorus 'cause he's been 134 00:07:24,880 --> 00:07:30,080 listening to my music. And he said like the songs like 135 00:07:30,080 --> 00:07:35,080 about it was originally about family and then he said, but 136 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:37,840 then it kind of changed to the Manson Family. 137 00:07:39,360 --> 00:07:43,480 So I just like like in the morning, like before I like even 138 00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:46,080 started working 'cause I'm like working remotely right now. 139 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:53,400 I, I hit him with like some lyrics and every single lyric I 140 00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:57,360 say we're going ham. I was like, it's like, like 141 00:07:57,760 --> 00:08:01,320 we're going ham. Like with the Manson fam, we're 142 00:08:01,320 --> 00:08:04,800 going ham. Like we yen mansions, ma'am, we 143 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:09,760 go in ham. Fuck, I forget the the third 144 00:08:09,760 --> 00:08:11,960 line 'cause I like, I just wrote it and sent it to him. 145 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:14,920 But like, shit was fire actually. 146 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:19,320 But yeah, your boy's about to be on AP wig track. 147 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:24,040 I forget what his record label is, but it's real. 148 00:08:24,520 --> 00:08:26,520 I would say it's either gutter, gutter, mouth. 149 00:08:26,760 --> 00:08:27,960 Gutter mouth. Gutter mouth, Yeah. 150 00:08:27,960 --> 00:08:31,000 And then Manson fam is like a group of them. 151 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:33,320 So there's like four or five of them. 152 00:08:33,320 --> 00:08:35,799 I do my research. There's like four or five of 153 00:08:35,799 --> 00:08:38,559 them. And on gutter mouth, yeah. 154 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:40,880 It's like him. I didn't know that. 155 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:44,159 It's him. This guy named PAC Manson. 156 00:08:44,840 --> 00:08:47,600 OK, yeah, I know. You send me like videos. 157 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:49,440 Yeah, like it's. Like there's like a chick, 158 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:52,400 there's like a a girl and then there's like two other people I 159 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:57,960 think. OK, so so it's going ham like 160 00:08:57,960 --> 00:09:02,760 the Manson fam going ham up in the mansions, ma'am, going ham 161 00:09:02,760 --> 00:09:07,160 'cause we handsome God damn going ham like the Manson fam, 162 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:09,600 like that was just my first take. 163 00:09:11,040 --> 00:09:12,480 Your boy, your boys got bars, dude. 164 00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:17,560 So they're going to be on AAP wig P wig track. 165 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:19,880 Yeah. Let's go, dude. 166 00:09:19,920 --> 00:09:22,000 You got to come out to Texas for the video shoot. 167 00:09:24,680 --> 00:09:28,240 Get Melinda out there. Shout out Melinda by the way. 168 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:33,600 Like I was I was just texted Joseph our last episode. 169 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:37,440 Most stream fucking episode that we ever had like in like 2 170 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:42,000 weeks. Like by far, like not even 171 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,120 close. Like I went and checked it 172 00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:45,840 'cause it was like already like up. 173 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:49,600 So I just checked it like a couple hours ago and I was just 174 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:52,520 like, what the fuck's happening? Did we? 175 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:54,560 Did? Didn't we pick up another? 176 00:09:55,320 --> 00:10:00,440 Oh yeah, also also they're listening to the podcast now. 177 00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:06,560 In fucking Gaza, in Palestine. Dude, Palestine's not even a 178 00:10:06,560 --> 00:10:09,040 recognized country like by the United States. 179 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:12,640 Shit's on our Spotify, dude. Like these dudes are getting 180 00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:16,600 bombed by like some genocidal fucking maniac. 181 00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:21,160 Netanyahu allegedly indicted war criminal. 182 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:24,760 That's not alleged. Yeah, yeah. 183 00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:27,000 And they're listening to our podcast. 184 00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:29,840 So we got dudes on the front lines of Ukraine listening to 185 00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:33,880 the podcast. We got fucking starving kids 186 00:10:33,880 --> 00:10:36,800 listening to the podcast in Gaza City dude. 187 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:40,480 Jesus. Not starving, it's famine type. 188 00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:45,200 Shit, it's true, but Jesus. I'm just saying Allah. 189 00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:50,200 Now Jesus would say, though, he would let the He would let the 190 00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:52,640 food in. Yeah, yeah, well guess what? 191 00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:55,280 Nanya Hutt doesn't give a fucking shit, dude. 192 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:57,920 All he needs to do is stop. Stop. 193 00:10:57,920 --> 00:11:02,520 Or just let the food in. Yeah, or let the food in and out 194 00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:04,120 bomb the sites where the food's being. 195 00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:08,080 They just hit a, they just hit a fucking hospital and like killed 196 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:09,960 like reporters, like it's ridiculous. 197 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:14,880 That is really crazy that they killed that reporter team that 198 00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:19,000 like pressed like it was like what, 2 reporters, A producer 199 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:20,880 and a cameraman like 4 of them. Right. 200 00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:25,880 Like they they could just stop the war, get all the hostages 201 00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:27,440 back. Like Hamas is done. 202 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,160 Like they're done. Yeah. 203 00:11:31,160 --> 00:11:35,760 It's this is just a I'll just fucking keep it real. 204 00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:43,520 Your boy Netanyahu is on trial right now for corruption charges 205 00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:46,760 and will go to prison, but cannot go to prison if he is the 206 00:11:46,760 --> 00:11:50,440 Prime Minister of Israel and therefore he needs to stay in 207 00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:54,000 power. And so the far right section of 208 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:57,440 the parliament is the people who are keeping them in power, who 209 00:11:57,440 --> 00:12:03,920 are the people who are sorry, racist against Palestinians and 210 00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:07,040 are cool with bombing like hospitals. 211 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:15,270 Like that's what's happening. Both Israel, Palestine, listen 212 00:12:15,270 --> 00:12:17,590 to the fucking podcast. So does Jordan, all of them, 213 00:12:17,630 --> 00:12:20,870 Egypt, they'll get it. They know we all. 214 00:12:21,070 --> 00:12:27,150 We all know. OK, not that you were pro that, 215 00:12:27,270 --> 00:12:32,710 but I will say over the timeline your stance is less pro Israel 216 00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:36,560 than it was before. I'm pro Israel. 217 00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:40,040 I'm not pro the Israeli government. 218 00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:44,440 And what? And OK, there's a difference, 219 00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:46,040 right? It it's just like, I love 220 00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:48,120 America, dude. You know the red, white and 221 00:12:48,120 --> 00:12:51,360 blue, but that includes yellow, black and brown too. 222 00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:56,400 I'm just not pro Trump. I'm not like, yeah, I don't 223 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:58,520 like. I'm not pro white nationalist. 224 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:01,960 Right. I'm not like, I'm not out here 225 00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:05,080 like like supporting like the like the fucking federal 226 00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:08,880 government right now, but I love this country and I think Israel 227 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:13,720 has a right to exist like, but I just don't agree with what's 228 00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:16,400 happening right now at all. That's for. 229 00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:22,880 There's hundreds of thousands of Israelis out protesting right 230 00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:25,440 now because of what's happening, like, and when. 231 00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:29,160 And when you say hundreds of thousands, like that's like, OK, 232 00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:32,160 yeah, that's a lot of people. There's only 10 million fucking 233 00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:37,360 people that live there. So that'd be like fucking 30 234 00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:39,840 million people in the United States out protesting. 235 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:47,320 And there's actually a rule if 3% of the population of any 236 00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:51,800 country goes out and protests, the government gets toppled. 237 00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:54,160 Like that's like a scientific thing. 238 00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:57,000 It's like weird. I, I just learned that like a 239 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,880 few months ago. So if you get 3% of the 240 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:04,800 population of any country, no matter how big or small, I'll 241 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:09,400 own the streets. Every single time there's a, 242 00:14:09,560 --> 00:14:11,840 there's a, there's a coup, not a coup. 243 00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:14,320 But or regime change? A revolution? 244 00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:19,400 Oh damn. Oh yeah, bark it out, 245 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:22,480 revolution. Someone, someone just rang the 246 00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:24,200 doorbell. Hold on one second. 247 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:24,800 Sorry. Ya, let's. 248 00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:31,040 Open that door. That's badass. 249 00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:35,160 But but I guarantee you it's just food delivery for my 250 00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:37,280 roommate. But we both like put like, 251 00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:40,600 please do not ring the doorbell and like, they just like don't 252 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:43,400 listen. And it's just cause like my 253 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:45,920 dog's protective. But you know, it's funny is 254 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:49,880 because I've been working remotely for like the last week 255 00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:53,680 and a half. I've had my dog with me and 256 00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:56,240 like, she just confuses me like 'cause I just don't know what 257 00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:58,240 her schedule is usually. Like I drop her off at my 258 00:14:58,240 --> 00:15:00,640 parents and they, they have a backyard and she could just go 259 00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:03,480 do whatever she does. So I've like taken her on like 260 00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:07,040 like seven walks today. Just like I'm like, are you 261 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,520 good? Do you need to like pee? 262 00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:11,720 Do you need to poop? And then today she was like 263 00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:15,600 laying like on the patio and I like walked to my room and she 264 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:18,560 figured out how to like open the screen door with like her nose. 265 00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:21,240 Like I thought somebody was like walking into my house. 266 00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:23,440 I'm like, what the fuck? And like, and I was like, Nah, 267 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:27,680 she just clever like that. Just like how she just opened 268 00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:29,400 the barn door. Like clever girl. 269 00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:39,480 Yeah, OK, well, my week sucked. I don't know how far we need to 270 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:42,040 get into it, to be honest, now that we've gone this far. 271 00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:44,640 Well, yeah, I mean, I didn't. Wasn't gonna be like. 272 00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:47,680 No, I don't. Know patronizing and be like, 273 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,600 how was your week? No, I know. 274 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:52,840 I know, I know, I know. OK, so just like I'll just keep 275 00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:55,360 it brief and then we'll just move to, you know, to the 276 00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:57,480 regular shit, to the. DQS. 277 00:15:57,520 --> 00:16:04,360 Yeah, I got into a really gnarly car accident a week ago from 278 00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:10,600 Friday, so like the 15th fractured my vertebrae, broke 279 00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:12,960 multiple ribs, collapsed my lung. 280 00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:17,160 I found out got probably concussed. 281 00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:19,160 Have a black eye. You might be able to see it. 282 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:25,520 Don't remember any of it. Woke up in the hospital and then 283 00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:31,640 I got this like weird ass fucking thing called like pure 284 00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:36,040 pure prism, pure pism. And it's like where you're it's 285 00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:39,920 this really happened. To me. 286 00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:42,080 No, I'm going to bring it up. I'm just going to bring it up 287 00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:45,040 because like people need to know how serious it is because I did 288 00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:53,320 not. So I was, I, I, I, I woke up 289 00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:59,000 with an interaction on Tuesday. We're recording this on Tuesday. 290 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:02,680 So we could go from today. And it never went away. 291 00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:07,760 And I didn't do anything about it, but I was staying at my 292 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:12,200 parents house because I had a fucking fractured vertebrae and 293 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:14,440 broken ribs. And so I needed like help like 294 00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:16,560 literally getting out of the couch from like the car 295 00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:20,000 accident. And my mom was, like, talking to 296 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:25,560 me about how, like, I had an erection, like, and I'm like, if 297 00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:27,880 like, stop talking to me about my Dick mom. 298 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,800 Like, you know, like, yeah. It's like, of course they say 299 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:34,120 like, after four hours on the commercial of Viagra, I call a 300 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:35,560 doctor. It's like, it's like they're 301 00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:37,560 just trying to cover their ass. Like, I didn't think it was a 302 00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:42,560 big deal. Shit doesn't go away for all of 303 00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:47,000 Tuesday, all of Wednesday. Wake up Thursday. 304 00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:51,560 And it is the most painful shit ever. 305 00:17:51,560 --> 00:17:54,960 So I put ice on it does, does nothing. 306 00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:59,360 And I like I just immediately go into my mom's room and I go, 307 00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:02,160 yeah, we got to go go to urgent care. 308 00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:06,880 As soon as I get to urgent care, doctor comes in, He he's like, 309 00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:09,320 yeah, you need to leave. Like you need to go to the 310 00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:11,080 emergency room. Like right the fuck. 311 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:15,480 Now I'm like, he's like, like for real. 312 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:18,480 And but luckily like the emergency. 313 00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:21,200 So like I have Kaiser, just Full disclosure. 314 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:24,480 So like I was like, I like the Kaiser urgent care, but they 315 00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:28,960 contract with this hospital in Ventura that's close by. 316 00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:32,560 So I that my dad has gone to a lock Z like had a stroke. 317 00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:40,080 So I've been yeah. So go there 10 out of 10 pain 10 318 00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:44,560 out of 10 your boys wearing like sweatpants, like not sweatpants, 319 00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:48,640 sweat shorts, the boxers. So just walking into the 320 00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:53,560 emergency room with like a full like gas erection, which would 321 00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:58,680 have been funny had it not hurt so much 'cause like half the 322 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,960 people would be like, like, what's this fucking weirdo he 323 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:03,480 was? Literally the boner guy, My 324 00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:06,560 boner guy, what are you doing? But then, but then like like 325 00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:09,240 half the other people be like, yeah, it is like. 326 00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:12,240 It's it's like crushing. Crushing. 327 00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:18,560 That that that he came in fully chubbed. 328 00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:24,680 Nah dude Nah I I I have a fractured fucking vertebrae, 329 00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:30,960 broken ribs and now I've got 10 out of 10 pain in my penis. 330 00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:36,560 A 64 hour boner. That that hurts. 331 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:40,760 Hurts like more than you can imagine. 332 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:47,880 Back in the emergency room. Third time, 7 days, 'cause I 333 00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:52,160 went to I got taken off in the ambulance in a car crash and 334 00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:56,520 then I went to the hospital the next day just to like 'cause I 335 00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:59,680 don't even the whole car crash thing was crazy. 336 00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:01,680 I. Want concussions and shit like. 337 00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:05,920 That yeah, I don't know what happened like at all, like what 338 00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:08,880 happened with it. So I just wanted to like go get 339 00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:12,800 checked out again, so I went. So the car crash was Friday. 340 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:17,920 Went back Saturday to to to this same hospital that now I'm at 341 00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:26,680 with my penis. And they like, try to like, fix 342 00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:34,080 it, but it was because, like, I waited for so long to go that it 343 00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:41,400 just was not going to get fixed like in a normal way. 344 00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:46,200 And basically the doctor was just like, yeah, dude, you need 345 00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:49,200 to have surgery right now or your Dick's fucked. 346 00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:57,040 And I'm sitting there with a fucking fractured spine, broken 347 00:20:57,040 --> 00:21:03,040 ribs, totaled car. Just like, what the fuck did you 348 00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:04,760 say to me, dude? That. 349 00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:08,440 And there's a nurse next to me and she just grabs my like arm 350 00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:12,480 because she just, she just knows like this is the heaviest shit 351 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:16,960 you've ever heard in your life. And so it's just like, I have to 352 00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:20,160 make a decision, right? The fuck then if I'm getting 353 00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:26,200 surgery or not on my Dick. So obviously I do. 354 00:21:27,360 --> 00:21:33,240 And literally like 2 hours later I get pulled into like the 355 00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:35,720 surgery room, right? They're playing fucking Lady 356 00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:39,000 Gaga. I ask if like the surgeon like 357 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:42,120 listens to music whenever they do surgery and they're like, it 358 00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:45,320 depends on the surgeon. But yeah, doctor I'll, I'll 359 00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:46,680 shout him out. Doctor Yang. 360 00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:52,800 It was tight like he does. And I go, OK, cool. 361 00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:56,040 Can we change it? Cause your boy like thinks like 362 00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:59,200 he I, I might just died like at this point, Jada, like I've just 363 00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:00,960 been in like a car accident like that. 364 00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:03,320 I thought I almost. Died you just you just yeah, 365 00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:07,120 yeah, going going through it. Through it like through like 366 00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:09,920 beyond. I'd like a better walk up song 367 00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:14,280 than applause by Lady Gaga. Not that it's a bad song, no no, 368 00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:15,640 I would just pick something different. 369 00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:19,440 This is not me shitting on Lady Gaga like I'm this is my, this 370 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:22,720 is just, I'm, I'm just giving you contact. 371 00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:25,280 I'm giving you contact. Yeah, no, I'm, but no, no. 372 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:30,760 So so so the so the nurses asked me what I want like to put on. 373 00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:37,000 I go my music and then and then I and I get them to, to, to go 374 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:42,280 to at Mr. Goody 2 shoes at YouTube, throw up on my shit. 375 00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:49,080 And then, and then this anesthesiologist is like could 376 00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:52,240 not have been like better. Like like she's just like, hey, 377 00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:54,120 listen, like I know this is fucked up. 378 00:22:54,120 --> 00:22:56,560 Like, like I'm going to be with you this whole time. 379 00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:59,080 Like you like, it's going to be like a time warp. 380 00:22:59,120 --> 00:23:01,560 Like, you know, we're going to give you the medication, but I'm 381 00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:04,160 going to be here this whole time if anything goes wrong. 382 00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:07,320 Like just like making me feel like really comfortable, right, 383 00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:13,320 with the promise of giving me like Xanax so that I feel less 384 00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:20,080 anxious leading up to this. 5 minutes goes by, some slumpy ass 385 00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:25,320 like old dude, like out of shape, just like walks in. 386 00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:29,240 He's like, oh, I'm the anesthesiologist now I'm on 387 00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:32,040 call. So the so like the woman who 388 00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:34,640 just gave me like the pep talk made me feel like super good. 389 00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:37,680 Like how she was never going to leave my side the entire time 390 00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:42,360 for the surgery already gone. I'm like no so dude. 391 00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:49,760 I was on call so I'm here. I swear to God it was creepier 392 00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:52,160 than that. Is this your music? 393 00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:58,160 Dude, I was like yo, what the fuck? 394 00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:00,960 And also when does the Xanax come, dude? 395 00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:04,640 And then they hit me with like the Xanax. 396 00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:06,240 It wasn't like Xanax, but it was whatever. 397 00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:08,640 It was like the same type of shit equivalent, like through 398 00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:13,600 like IV and then yeah. And then I just woke up like 2 399 00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:17,760 hours later. And then I had to stay like the 400 00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:22,360 night over in the hospital and my mom like took me there and 401 00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:26,920 she went to go move the car because like where we parked was 402 00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:30,880 2 hour parking only. So she just went to go move it 403 00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:36,840 at the exact same time that they told me like, bro, like you have 404 00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:39,280 the you have to go to surgery now. 405 00:24:41,120 --> 00:24:43,200 So she's gone while they're saying that to me. 406 00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:48,960 So she runs into the nurse who is there in the room as she's 407 00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:52,280 coming back. And the nurse tells her like, 408 00:24:52,280 --> 00:25:11,090 I'm going to surgery and I'm sorry. 409 00:25:21,370 --> 00:25:28,440 They're good, ma'am. All right, so like she's crying 410 00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:36,720 and apologizes for crying and that like crushed me. 411 00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:42,920 It's like, you know, to say sorry to me. 412 00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:54,400 But I did luck out like with what's crazy is like I got a 413 00:25:54,400 --> 00:26:01,920 therapist the day before just 'cause I was so bummed out about 414 00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:03,960 like what app? Like I I like I was just think 415 00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:08,560 it's good app a therapist. And I was just, like, bummed out 416 00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:11,280 about, like, the car crash and like, just, yeah, yeah. 417 00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:17,040 They're going through a lot. Right, and but your boy had the 418 00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:20,760 erection, you know, the whole time, like untreated at this 419 00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:24,040 point, 'cause it's when like I went to the hospital Thursday, 420 00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:27,720 it shit started Tuesday therapy sessions Wednesday. 421 00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:30,880 Luckily though, she had a couch with like a pillow. 422 00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:34,240 So I got to like put it over. But like my therapist doesn't 423 00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:39,440 even know the next day I'm like going to like get surgery like 424 00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:43,080 on my fucking Dick. Like it's insanity, dude. 425 00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:48,160 It was like what is going on? OK, And the reason why this 426 00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:54,080 happened was I went to my car to get shit out of it, like when I 427 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:57,080 was at like at the towing place because it was totaled. 428 00:26:57,360 --> 00:27:00,400 And like they put all like the broken like stuff like from the 429 00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:02,760 outside of my car, inside of my car. 430 00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:04,360 So it was like hard to like get to shit. 431 00:27:04,360 --> 00:27:07,480 But like I had my backpack in there with like, you know, like 432 00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:10,440 the supercomputer and shit. And so I was like trying to get 433 00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:16,240 stuff and I had this like prescription called Trazodone 434 00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:19,800 that it's like, it's like you it like it's for something else. 435 00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:23,880 I forget exactly what it's for. It's like seizures or something 436 00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:27,000 or like, but they use it off. They found out like off label. 437 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:30,200 It's like good for sleep and like they prescribe the shit out 438 00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:32,680 of this like like all the time to people. 439 00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:36,680 Like I used to take it like all the time, but like I just was 440 00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:39,120 trying to get off of like all like prescription pills. 441 00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:42,120 So I just like had a full bottle and it and it was like one thing 442 00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:43,640 I could grab. So I just grabbed it out of the 443 00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:47,120 car, right. And then I just took it like at 444 00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:53,960 night on Monday, which is, you know, the accident was Friday. 445 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:58,320 I went Monday to my car, got the shit, took it on Monday, like 446 00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:03,240 with like the Tylenol and Advil whatever, and when I Google 447 00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:08,920 finally googled like hey, like your Dick's been hard for three 448 00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:12,920 days Like this is a problem. It said like multiple things 449 00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:15,960 like could cause like the that to happen. 450 00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:21,560 One would be like side effects of taking a a drug and the only 451 00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:26,240 drug they listed was Trazodone, which was the drug that I took. 452 00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:33,360 But then the other causes were damage to your spinal cord and I 453 00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:36,320 had both happen like within like that weekend. 454 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:40,240 But isn't that insane? That's like wild thing. 455 00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:43,040 Like I didn't like I stopped taking like this shit. 456 00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:45,200 Like I don't even know why it was in my car like. 457 00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:47,680 Yeah, but it's like, was it like, how old was it? 458 00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:52,720 Like old old. Like at least a year. 459 00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:56,440 But but no, but no. But when I told the doctors 460 00:28:56,440 --> 00:29:00,160 about it, like like saw multiple doctors like that, like 461 00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:04,560 throughout like the Thursday, Friday process when I mentioned 462 00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:07,280 that they're like, Oh yeah, yeah, that is actually inside 463 00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:11,440 it. Like that is for sure why I'm 464 00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:14,000 like, why are you guys like handing this shit out like it's 465 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,080 fucking. Like, Oh yeah, that happens. 466 00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:17,440 I'm. Not kidding though. 467 00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:23,480 So I had a another appointment with the doctor already lined up 468 00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:26,920 before all of this. So like at the same place as 469 00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:29,920 like the therapist. So like the therapist works at 470 00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:32,880 this like behavioral health thing with the Kaiser. 471 00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:34,840 And but then there's an actual doctor. 472 00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:38,200 Yeah. So I had that lined up for 473 00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:40,760 Monday. And so I'm telling him like the 474 00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:43,800 story, right. Like I got discharged on Friday. 475 00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:47,240 The therapist has no idea. And I'm telling him the story 476 00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:52,400 and he tells me how he fucking like prescribes Trazodone to 477 00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:54,920 people all the time and he had no idea. 478 00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:59,120 I know this is going to sound like I'm making this up. 479 00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:04,440 This actually happened to me. So the boy gets discharged on 480 00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:08,800 Friday. I go and walk the trail that's 481 00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:11,520 like right by my parents house just cause I've been like laying 482 00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:14,040 in a fucking bed for 24 hours. I just wanted to like. 483 00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:15,720 Move. Yeah, yeah. 484 00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:21,320 I get, I get a call from CVS pharmacy in Port Wanemi, which 485 00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:25,880 is like not even, it's like 25 minutes away from like where I 486 00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:32,600 live, saying that a prescription from Rite Aid at in Port Wanemi 487 00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:36,240 had been transferred to the CVS 'cause that Rite Aid had closed. 488 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:40,640 And I'm like, and I had been getting like Tylenol and Advil, 489 00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:45,360 like prescriptions, you know, from the doctor, like from the 490 00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:51,160 hospitals for like the accident and then whatever. 491 00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:55,560 So I'm like, I'm like, I was like, OK, like I was like, well, 492 00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:58,440 can we just, I was like, what prescription are you talking 493 00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:00,720 about? Not kidding. 494 00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:05,360 I've been out of the hospital for one hour, just had surgery. 495 00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:07,800 Everybody thinks it's because of Trazodone. 496 00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:15,600 They say there is a prescription available for me at the CVS in 497 00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:22,320 Port Wainemi for Trazodone. I go what? 498 00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:27,720 And then she says it's for one tablet. 499 00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:36,080 Like what is the timeline I'm living in? 500 00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:41,520 What some So somebody made you a prescription for Trazodone for 501 00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:45,040 one pill? Which doesn't even make sense. 502 00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:49,360 The bottle that I got out of my car, I had like fucking 300 of 503 00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:49,880 them. What? 504 00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:53,000 What? Who cut you that prescription? 505 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,680 No clue. They they can't tell you. 506 00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:58,560 I didn't ask are they? Taunting you, I have. 507 00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:03,280 No, I swear to God that happened dude. 508 00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:07,760 Like like immediately after I got this child. 509 00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:11,160 No, but no, no, I I am like no, please laugh. 510 00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:14,880 That's fucking crazy. Wild, wild. 511 00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:17,280 I'm like, what prescription are we even talking about? 512 00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:20,200 Like, you know, it's like, and then she hits me with the trust 513 00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:21,720 and I'm like, are you fucking kidding? 514 00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:24,880 And then I was like, no, I don't want that. 515 00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:29,160 Like the last doctor I talked to, he's like never ever again 516 00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:31,400 trusted. And I was like, trust me, I 517 00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:33,600 never wanted to do it ever again either. 518 00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:36,480 I just was in pain and thought it would help me sleep. 519 00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:39,880 And I just had it because I got it out of the fucking car 520 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,560 because I was trying to grab all the shit out of the car that I 521 00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:45,120 crashed that I don't remember crashing. 522 00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:47,920 Like, like, you know, it's like this like whole like Confluence. 523 00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:50,960 And then she goes, well, it's just for one tablet. 524 00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:56,120 I'm like, like, like, what did you just say to me? 525 00:32:56,840 --> 00:33:01,040 That's almost like intentional. Yes, yes. 526 00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:07,280 Like unbelievable shit, dude. Like I'm like, what are you 527 00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:13,200 doing? And OK, and then I just got to 528 00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:19,000 just keep keep it going. So five day, like within 5 day 529 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:24,160 mandatory check up on your boys. You know, we'll, we'll just 530 00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:26,840 refer to my genital. Doctor Yang's got to check the 531 00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:28,720 Wang. Yeah, there you go. 532 00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:33,320 Big facts is what we'll call it. OK, you can call it that. 533 00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:38,840 Actually, well, yeah, I different story. 534 00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:44,680 I I, I got back into my online poker account and with a 535 00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:49,720 different e-mail as, as, as suggested by you remember, I got 536 00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:51,720 shadow banned. Yeah. 537 00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:54,200 So instead of going by Mr. Good Air, go by big facts now. 538 00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:00,720 And it worked fine. But anyways, so. 539 00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:05,120 OK, so I had. So I thought that that would 540 00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:09,080 just be scheduled, right. It's like I got your boys got 541 00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:12,840 sutures and it's big facts. Yeah. 542 00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:15,719 I have no idea what this shit is supposed to look like. 543 00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:20,600 Looks fucking crazy. Just figured that would be part 544 00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:22,880 of like the discharge. Like, you know, I sent so much 545 00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:24,760 paperwork. It's like, you know, everybody's 546 00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:26,679 like taking care of me. Like this is what you got to do 547 00:34:26,679 --> 00:34:29,639 this what you got to do. Now I have to schedule the 548 00:34:29,639 --> 00:34:34,639 appointment. So I do go and call the number 549 00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:41,000 to schedule it. They need a referral from 550 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:44,120 Kaiser, even though they contract with Kaiser. 551 00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:46,320 And that's why I went to the place where I went to the 552 00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:52,639 hospital in order for him to do a follow up on my surgery that 553 00:34:52,639 --> 00:34:54,600 needs to be done within five days. 554 00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:58,680 We're here at 5 days. So your boy now has to go to an 555 00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:07,280 appointment tomorrow at 2:00 for a nurse to look at my Dick to 556 00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:13,960 then refer to a hospital for Doctor Yang to look at my Wang. 557 00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:16,680 Everybody's got to get a slice, man. 558 00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:20,560 But what are we doing, dude? Like, why do I have to even 559 00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:23,040 schedule it? And then now I have to go to 560 00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:29,120 someone else so that they can confirm that I need to it to get 561 00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:33,720 looked at like I like, that's not even like a shot. 562 00:35:33,720 --> 00:35:35,520 I get the American healthcare system. 563 00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:45,480 That's just like retarded hard R, hard I I just don't like it's 564 00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:52,520 like dude, dude, dude, how many LS, how many LS? 565 00:35:53,240 --> 00:35:56,280 But at the same time, at the same time like, you know, 566 00:35:57,080 --> 00:36:00,280 everything else is good. Like I'm in better spirits, like 567 00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:02,000 my like body actually feels better. 568 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:05,880 Like I like for like my neck and like back was like really fucked 569 00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:07,920 up like but now it's just my penis. 570 00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:13,320 No, it's another no. It's something that has nothing 571 00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:17,160 to do with the crash. Well, kind of, though I never I. 572 00:36:17,240 --> 00:36:19,040 Guess. It's all kind of related. 573 00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:21,720 I'd never like a like a president was in my car for like 574 00:36:21,720 --> 00:36:23,040 a year. I'd never even thought about 575 00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:25,280 taking. Final destination kind of way. 576 00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:27,520 Yeah, like, like butterfly effect. 577 00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:28,400 It's like, yeah. Dude. 578 00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:32,040 Final destination, dude. Yeah. 579 00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:35,400 But OK, so but what I did here, like I'll just leave at this 580 00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:40,120 like as anonymous as I can just for just, I don't know, whatever 581 00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:47,080 responsible purposes the place that I went was at actually got 582 00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:50,080 shut down. I found this out while I was 583 00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:54,320 there because they were like selling drugs behind the bar and 584 00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:58,080 like doing like off shit. And then like got and then they 585 00:36:58,080 --> 00:37:00,640 were allowed to like reopen. Like I don't know, like I forget 586 00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:05,160 the story of why, but my sister used to work like 3 Doors Down. 587 00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:10,320 I got this other bar and she knew exactly like the place that 588 00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:13,440 I was at. And she told me like, yeah, no, 589 00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:15,120 they were like notorious for that. 590 00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:17,920 And so like, I was there for two hours. 591 00:37:18,720 --> 00:37:23,960 I don't remember leaving. It's like, what the fuck 592 00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:28,080 happened? Let me just leave it at that. 593 00:37:31,720 --> 00:37:35,520 There's 2 Austin stories. There was the Yasin brothers. 594 00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:37,560 They were big in the Austin club scene. 595 00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:41,000 They owned like Kiss and Fly, which was a big gay bar, bunch 596 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:44,560 of other bars and downtown Austin. 597 00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:48,400 And they got caught with like murder, extortion, distribution 598 00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,320 of narcotics. They were like selling coke and 599 00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:52,720 stuff in their clubs. Crazy story. 600 00:37:52,720 --> 00:37:56,120 I think they both got arrested. I know one of the brothers fled. 601 00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:59,160 I want to say they were from Syria maybe, But they like 602 00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:01,240 booked it. One of them booked it. 603 00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:04,920 Then there's another. There's a girl I used to date 604 00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:08,160 and her roommate worked at this place called Hovito's. 605 00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:12,800 It was on South Congress. Shitty little place was like a 606 00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:16,080 part music venue. These motherfuckers got arrested 607 00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:22,000 for murder and shipping heroin. So they were reusing Hovitos as 608 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:25,560 a front and I like went in there and ate and like talked to the 609 00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:28,680 people who like owned the business, who were like 610 00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:33,560 murdering heroin dealers, but ran this little shitty ass Tex 611 00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:36,160 Mex place in South Congress Austin. 612 00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:38,880 That's way more prevalent than like you realize like that 613 00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:40,200 shady. No, no. 614 00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:45,520 No, because a lot of it's like especially it's all cash bar 615 00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:47,560 stuff like that. It's really easy for you to wash 616 00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:48,480 stuff. Right. 617 00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:52,080 Well, it wasn't all cash, but it was divey. 618 00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:56,320 Yeah, yeah, I like. But but, but, but it was like it 619 00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:58,760 was in Sherman. I'll just, I'll just say it was 620 00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:01,200 in Sherman. I was like in a busy place like, 621 00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:07,200 but it's like nothing about any of it makes any sense to me. 622 00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:14,280 But like what I like it just like the last thing I remember 623 00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:18,280 is just like having a good time, like just totally fine. 624 00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:21,320 And then I just wake up in the hospital. 625 00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:26,400 I don't remember any of it. Like, like, so just like, I just 626 00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:29,560 don't get it. And I talked to my insurance 627 00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:32,360 company and asked if they were going to like investigate it, 628 00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:38,080 you know, and they said no, but it would be a good idea if I did 629 00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:40,160 because it was like at a cross street. 630 00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:42,600 So I'm like wondering if like maybe there's like cameras, like 631 00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:45,680 on the stop lights because I like, really like, it doesn't 632 00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:48,960 make sense. Like how like and just for y'all 633 00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:51,200 didn't know like I'm the only person that was involved in this 634 00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:56,320 crash like like nobody else was like hurt or anything even there 635 00:39:57,680 --> 00:40:00,240 it was just me. Like that's what, that's the 636 00:40:00,240 --> 00:40:01,760 part that just doesn't make sense to me. 637 00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:06,160 Yeah, I don't know. That's fucking wild, man. 638 00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:08,680 I mean, I'm glad you're OK. I'm glad you're healthy. 639 00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:11,200 But. And then my penis fell off. 640 00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:13,480 It didn't fall off it like it it it went. 641 00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:17,400 It went too hard. I'm glad your penis will be OK. 642 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,520 Well, we hope so. I mean, fingers crossed if if we 643 00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:22,760 can see if we can ever get to Doctor Yang. 644 00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:24,840 Yeah, Doctor Yang takes a look at the Wang. 645 00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:25,880 I'll let you know that there ain't a. 646 00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:28,200 Thing, you know, it's funny, like the the doctor's 647 00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:32,960 appointment I had scheduled for my body on Monday yesterday. 648 00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:37,480 His name is Doctor Lang totally different. 649 00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:40,760 Just like a chilled out like white dude like who like looks 650 00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:44,400 like he like plays like in like a band with like Ben Harper or 651 00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:47,280 something. But yeah, but then, but then, 652 00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:52,000 but then I had Doctor Yang, you know, like just just like giving 653 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:53,880 me hand jobs, like for like 24 hours. 654 00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:58,400 Asian guy. Yeah, but but, but, but I I 655 00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:04,040 Irish last first name Patrick Patty Yang. 656 00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:07,040 That's what I called them. Patty Yang, That's a sickest 657 00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:09,920 name under these therapy questions. 658 00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:21,400 Let's do it. All right, so yeah, as we've 659 00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:25,400 mentioned, I'm in charge of the therapy questions and I've 660 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:29,560 brought them strictly back to Would you Rather's and 661 00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:34,400 ridiculousness. Also just want to give you a 662 00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:36,480 shout out actually old man Huggy. 663 00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:45,200 I shared the notes with someone and that's someone. 664 00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:48,720 From today. Yeah, today, like right before 665 00:41:48,720 --> 00:41:50,560 we started recording. OK. 666 00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:55,520 Gave you a shout out. What'd they say? 667 00:41:56,800 --> 00:42:01,440 They said I like him already. Oh, because of what I picked. 668 00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:05,840 Yeah, yeah. Because we had been talking 669 00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:09,120 about see, well, that's that's the thing that I was trying to 670 00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:10,440 say. Like I think like a few months 671 00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:14,600 ago was like that we should like run down what we're going to go 672 00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:17,600 over in the beginning of the podcast because I feel like a 673 00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:21,400 lot of podcasts do that and for a reason. 674 00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:23,760 But like, people have no fucking clue. 675 00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:25,600 Like what we're. About but we have like we have 676 00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:28,960 like good banter and. Like no, I know shit. 677 00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:32,320 Talking So that's like where it's good is it's like a like 678 00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:36,880 while we're we don't really edit, we mean we stream this 679 00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:41,920 everything live, we record live. So there's a like an organicness 680 00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:44,840 to it that it's nice that we just like kind of shoot the shit 681 00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:47,240 for a little bit. Sometimes it's 5 minutes, 682 00:42:47,240 --> 00:42:50,400 sometimes it's for 20 minutes. Well, that's also what this 683 00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:52,720 person was asking was like, because I showed the notes and 684 00:42:52,720 --> 00:42:55,200 like the like, oh, so you're not going to talk about any like 685 00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:57,760 personal stuff? I was like, no, we always do. 686 00:42:57,760 --> 00:43:00,240 That's just that part's just not in the notes. 687 00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:05,960 But my point is like, like I'll listen to a podcast and be like, 688 00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:08,200 this is like, this is what we're like. 689 00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:13,880 Pod Save the World is so like on Spotify, you get to pick like, 690 00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:20,760 what is this podcast similar to? So like I got to pick like 2 691 00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:24,080 podcasts that I like that I feel like they're similar to ours, 692 00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:26,120 but they're not really. They're just my favorite podcast 693 00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:30,600 Pivot and then Pod Save the world. 694 00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:34,000 But like like they'll like breakdown, like this is what 695 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:37,840 we're talking about. Like these are the topics like 696 00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:42,720 in the beginning. And it's like, I'd like to me, 697 00:43:42,720 --> 00:43:45,280 it's like, I don't really give a shit, but like, I feel like 698 00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:48,760 there's a reason they do that, you know, It's like that. 699 00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:50,920 They've like tested it and it's like. 700 00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:53,400 Yeah, we can do that shit. No, I know, I know, I had 701 00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:55,000 mentioned it before but like I just. 702 00:43:55,160 --> 00:44:01,240 Anyways, so here comes some ridiculous shit and and you only 703 00:44:01,240 --> 00:44:02,680 get to know about it ahead of time. 704 00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:11,200 If you know you exclusive like that, you and the club there be 705 00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:17,920 question #1 would you rather relive your most embarrassing 706 00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:25,000 karaoke performance or your most awkward first kiss? 707 00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:29,440 See, I'd probably say most embarrassing karaoke performance 708 00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:32,480 because if it's ever embarrassing, I I don't 709 00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:36,880 embarrass easy in that sense. So if it was embarrassing for 710 00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:39,600 me, I probably had a blast and that was fine. 711 00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:44,440 So I mean, most awkward first kiss, That would just be weird. 712 00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:48,120 I don't even, I mean, but I guess I feel like that'd be like 713 00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:51,440 cringy a little bit because you'd be reliving it so you 714 00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:53,800 couldn't change anything to not make it awkward. 715 00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:57,000 You know It's funny. OK, well, this is, this is where 716 00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:59,440 I'm at. Like, I don't like, yeah. 717 00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:02,960 Like I have no trauma in karaoke experiences. 718 00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:05,800 You know, it's like, it's like this shit's going to be like 719 00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:10,840 probably wack like, you know, like, or expected to be wack. 720 00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:12,360 Like for the. Yeah. 721 00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:15,920 So if it's like, if it's good at all, like, you're good. 722 00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:19,800 Like people love you just for going up and seeing in the 1st 723 00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:21,120 place. They're like hell yeah man. 724 00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:22,520 Like get back up there. You were terrible. 725 00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:24,800 Go again. Right, right, right. 726 00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:31,040 So so there's that. But also though, anytime that I 727 00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:36,040 have like a bad first kiss, I don't blame myself. 728 00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:40,040 I blame it on the on the. Yeah, you're like whoa, bro, get 729 00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:43,960 it together. No, I blame it on like the 730 00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:45,800 chick. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 731 00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:47,280 You're like. Whoa, you said bro. 732 00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:49,360 You said bro. Yeah, because if it's that 733 00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:51,280 awkward, you'd be like, bro, what are you doing? 734 00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:51,720 What? Is this? 735 00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:55,600 I just wouldn't refer to it you're making out with as a bro. 736 00:45:55,720 --> 00:45:57,600 At that point, if it's that bad, you're already I'm. 737 00:45:57,600 --> 00:45:59,120 Putting you in a new category, you're. 738 00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:00,880 Shuffled off, you're in the bro category. 739 00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:04,720 I'll make out with the Bros. Like it's just, and it's not 740 00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:07,560 like I just automatically do it. Like I'll like overthink it and 741 00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:09,240 be like, did I fuck that kiss up? 742 00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:12,720 No, but. But I couldn't be me. 743 00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:17,480 No, like I know I'll, I'll, I'll consider like the fact that it 744 00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:22,640 was me, but it's like, I don't know, I just feel like I'm good 745 00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:26,200 at it and like it's like, if it's off, it's off like, like, 746 00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:29,640 and I'd, I'd, I just would rather not do that. 747 00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:32,560 Like I'll just go up there and embarrass myself in karaoke all 748 00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:34,120 damn day. Yeah, I mean. 749 00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:36,840 I mean your your boys dropping like fucking like YouTube covers 750 00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:40,600 like like every fucking day. So I got to care less and 751 00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:41,760 couldn't care less, I should say. 752 00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,760 Somebody in the chat on YouTube just said big facts. 753 00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:51,880 They're talking about big facts. Big Facts is going to be making 754 00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:54,840 a comeback. Don't call it a comeback. 755 00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:59,360 Been here for years. No, I mean, and like most, I 756 00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:02,120 feel like most people's awkward kiss moments are normally when 757 00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:05,400 they're younger, so it's like. I disagree. 758 00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:08,200 Hard disagree. You can have them. 759 00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:11,840 What I'm saying is no, they're more impactful when you're older 760 00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:14,520 because you're like, whoa, what? But you've had. 761 00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:17,760 But there's an all sorts of awkward like kiss moments when 762 00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:19,840 you're younger because you're trying to like find your game. 763 00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:21,680 You know, you're trying to like trying to find that season and 764 00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:24,480 you're trying to find the right combination and then you. 765 00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:25,600 Figure it out. I don't know. 766 00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:27,960 I don't know. I feel like it's it came out the 767 00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:32,160 womb just crushing it. No, no, I feel like that like 768 00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:43,160 the older that like I got like the less consistent that like 769 00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:47,480 the first kiss is good. I always felt like the first 770 00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:52,520 kiss was good, like every time, like up and and then there was 771 00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:56,680 like a moment where it was like I was like, right what? 772 00:47:57,640 --> 00:48:01,000 Well, but that's like, oh, this is you have pizza for the first 773 00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:03,160 time and you're like, this is the best fucking pizza I've ever 774 00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:05,000 had. And then you need another pizza 775 00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:07,200 place. By the time you've had like 15 776 00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:08,480 pizzas, you're like, you know what? 777 00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:10,640 That first pizza I had wasn't that great of a pizza. 778 00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:13,040 I've had better pizzas. So it's like the more pizza you 779 00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:17,240 try, the more you can identify bad pizza, but the more pizza 780 00:48:17,240 --> 00:48:19,800 you try, the more bad pizza you're going to encounter. 781 00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:26,200 What I am saying is if you reach a certain point to where, yeah, 782 00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:29,960 it'd be more, it's more awkward if you were older and you were 783 00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:32,760 to like kiss somebody who doesn't know how to even do it 784 00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:34,480 and you're like, what the fuck is this? 785 00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:37,000 That's what I'm saying. That would be weirder. 786 00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,720 That would be weirder and more impactful than when you were 787 00:48:39,720 --> 00:48:41,760 younger, because when you were younger, everybody's trying to 788 00:48:41,760 --> 00:48:44,080 figure out if they can, how to do it in the fuck first place. 789 00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:48,120 That's what I'm saying, to some extent, trial and error and you 790 00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:52,600 find a group, whatever. But you both are figuring that 791 00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:54,200 out. So it's like man, you know, 792 00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:57,200 like, hey, you know what, that we both we're both going to mark 793 00:48:57,200 --> 00:49:01,440 Parr on our golf cards, but we both took nine shots last hole. 794 00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:02,600 But like, we both. Suck at all. 795 00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:06,840 You know what it is. Maybe it's because it's so like 796 00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:11,520 when you're younger, it's like, so like you're in the moment in 797 00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:13,800 the present, like, and it's happening. 798 00:49:14,120 --> 00:49:17,200 So, so therefore it is good. Yeah. 799 00:49:17,240 --> 00:49:20,640 Whereas like maybe like people are overthinking it when they're 800 00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:24,920 like, you know, like they're 30s or whatever 40s what you know, 801 00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:32,040 and then or, or as you would say, as you would say, maybe 802 00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:38,720 she's single for a reason, dude. I'd say that about so much. 803 00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:42,440 You said that about. You said that about the the ex 804 00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:43,640 and. Voldemort. 805 00:49:44,520 --> 00:49:48,240 But like, but like day of like the breakup, I was like bro, I 806 00:49:48,240 --> 00:49:50,840 was like just. Spin. 807 00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:52,600 Right. Just pump the fucking brakes 808 00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:53,800 bro. I tried to. 809 00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:54,600 I tried to. Gand off. 810 00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:56,800 I know, I know. Gand off the Gray you did. 811 00:49:56,840 --> 00:49:59,600 I know, it was just too soon. Shit was shit. 812 00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:03,160 Hashtag too soon? Stumbled back across me in the 813 00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:05,040 woods like a glowing white lady. Like who's that? 814 00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:06,960 It was like Gandalf the White Son. 815 00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:13,480 But no, yeah, I'd rather do embarrassing karaoke 816 00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:16,960 performances because sometimes, sometimes I'll pick embarrassing 817 00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:19,400 songs that have no business singing on purpose just to get 818 00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:21,480 people into it. Because you can change the room 819 00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:23,640 with karaoke if you're shameless about it. 820 00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:26,560 They'll get inspire others to make an ass of themselves. 821 00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:28,920 Exactly what I. So it's like it's, you know, 822 00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:32,520 it's karaoke, it's everybody's in it together. 823 00:50:32,640 --> 00:50:35,120 Not not even kidding. So like I I'll put out covers 824 00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:39,360 all the time, like on YouTube, but I've been practicing a 825 00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:42,320 karaoke song and you, you know what it is. 826 00:50:43,480 --> 00:50:49,120 Hey, baby Hurricane Chris. And like, to me, it's like, it's 827 00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:51,360 like. Hurricane Chris killed somebody. 828 00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:58,000 No, Hurricane Chris took his own life. 829 00:50:58,280 --> 00:51:01,520 It was it was the Now watch me whip. 830 00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:04,840 Wait what? Pack the fuck up, Dark Alert. 831 00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:06,640 I'm pretty sure. You just say that. 832 00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:09,640 Did you say Hurricane Chris either murdered somebody or 833 00:51:09,640 --> 00:51:13,600 committed suicide? Just like unprompted when I was 834 00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:15,440 trying to say that like I'm choosing. 835 00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:16,760 Yeah, no, I'm sorry, Robert. Kate. 836 00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:19,440 Hurricane Chris spent time in jail in 2020 after being 837 00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:21,960 arrested for second degree murder in connection to a fatal 838 00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:23,680 shooting at a Shreveport gas station. 839 00:51:24,240 --> 00:51:28,400 He maintained he acted in self-defense, which was later he 840 00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:30,400 acted in self-defense when he tried to steal his vehicle, 841 00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:32,400 which was later found to be stolen itself. 842 00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:35,560 So he was driving a stolen car and killed shot a man trying to 843 00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:38,280 steal a car from him, 2023. That's the hardest thing I've 844 00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:39,880 ever. Found him not guilty on all 845 00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:44,840 charges he was released on after a trial that lasted almost three 846 00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:48,280 years and was released from jail on a $500,000 bond. 847 00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:51,600 So I think, yeah, he's acquitted for almost three years. 848 00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:54,520 So he was found not guilty on self-defense, but he did kill 849 00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:58,160 somebody. Well, no, yeah, no, he shot 850 00:51:58,160 --> 00:52:03,280 somebody and then but self-defense and then. 851 00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:08,640 He he defended his stolen car. Yeah, he was driving a stolen 852 00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:11,160 car and someone tried to steal his car. 853 00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:14,920 That's Hurricane. Why is he now like a fucking 854 00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:16,920 legend? Bro, that's my whip. 855 00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:20,000 That's my whip. Hey, baby, but like, but it's, 856 00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:22,120 you know. This this car is stolen. 857 00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:24,560 But it's exactly what you're talking about. 858 00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:28,920 It's like get the like vibe change like in like in the room, 859 00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:31,360 like, 'cause I feel like everybody can get up for that 860 00:52:31,360 --> 00:52:32,200 song, you know? It's like. 861 00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:37,960 Whip, nae nae guy who's whip he was sent Ricky Hogg. 862 00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:41,800 Now watch me, whip and watch me. No, I know the song, but I 863 00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:48,480 didn't know Yeah if y'all yeah on the audio Joseph's hitting 864 00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:49,920 you with. A hand whipped it, whipped it 865 00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:52,960 pretty hard. Was sentenced to 30 years in 866 00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:55,640 prison for a 2021 shooting death of his cousin. 867 00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:59,200 He pleaded guilty to mentally ill to voluntary manslaughter 868 00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:01,200 and other charges related to the killing. 869 00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:03,720 So both of those guys shot some motherfuckers. 870 00:53:03,920 --> 00:53:06,280 One of them shot his cousin and he's locked. 871 00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:08,440 Why are they? Why are they related? 872 00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:10,640 Well, you just like whipped Mayday. 873 00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:13,200 And I was like, oh wait, you said Hurricane Chris. 874 00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:15,800 I was like, hey, wait, I think that fool killed somebody. 875 00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:19,000 And then I was like, no, wait, that's the whip Nae nae guy. 876 00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:22,040 And then it was no, they both killed somebody. 877 00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:26,240 So I was right and wrong. There you go, both shooters. 878 00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:31,160 And I'm actually never wrong. One time I actually thought 879 00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:33,520 never wrong. One time I actually thought I 880 00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:36,160 was wrong, but I was wrong. I was right. 881 00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:39,120 Now that's a joke that I used to have. 882 00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:41,720 I'm never wrong. I'm always right. 883 00:53:41,720 --> 00:53:44,200 One time I thought I was wrong, but I was actually right. 884 00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:49,800 There's an old episode, it's super stupid, but it's Aqua Teen 885 00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:51,080 Hunger Force. Love that show. 886 00:53:51,080 --> 00:53:54,400 Used to love it all the time. And there's an episode with the 887 00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:56,760 moon and nights. So they're like the little cube 888 00:53:56,760 --> 00:53:59,680 dudes that come down from the moon and they're flat and they 889 00:53:59,680 --> 00:54:03,080 say Outland is shit all the time about how like they're perfect 890 00:54:03,400 --> 00:54:05,480 and they have this thing where they'll just be like everything 891 00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:08,600 we do and say is right. I was like, I love how that 892 00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:11,320 sounds. So I'll say that sometimes just 893 00:54:11,320 --> 00:54:14,240 arbitrarily, like everything I do in that I say is right. 894 00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:18,160 Well for the for the record I'm very self aware and I know that 895 00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:22,120 I do wrong things and and am ready to admit it and apologize 896 00:54:22,120 --> 00:54:27,120 for them. Next question. 897 00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:30,200 Fucking staring at you, dude. No, I'm serious. 898 00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:36,360 Me too, motherfucker. Me too. 899 00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:44,000 There's a question #2 would you rather your therapist office be 900 00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:50,240 a bouncy castle? A would a a jolly jump bounce 901 00:54:50,240 --> 00:54:52,600 house? I think they call it jolly jump 902 00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:54,920 out here. Bouncy castle, that is. 903 00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:57,320 The jolly jump. Get the fuck out of here. 904 00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:00,600 The jolly jump. No, no, no. 905 00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:08,000 Did you not make jokes about the California No no figure a former 906 00:55:08,720 --> 00:55:15,400 former music artist that we would play on the podcast Wifey 907 00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:23,760 in the jolly jump like at a part like a kids party jumps knee to 908 00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:32,200 her nose, concussion breaks her nose, has to get surgery like 909 00:55:32,840 --> 00:55:36,120 months and months of therapy. Jolly jump, bro. 910 00:55:37,160 --> 00:55:38,480 That's what we're talking about here, OK? 911 00:55:38,720 --> 00:55:41,520 Would you rather your therapist's office be a bouncy 912 00:55:41,520 --> 00:55:46,360 castle? Bouncy castle or a haunted 913 00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:48,560 house? See, I thought about this. 914 00:55:48,560 --> 00:55:51,520 Is this a bounce house that's got multiple people in it? 915 00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:53,400 Like is it just open? Like are we sitting in the 916 00:55:53,400 --> 00:55:55,760 middle of it and they're bouncing around? 917 00:55:56,240 --> 00:55:58,240 Or is it just like an empty bounce house is? 918 00:55:58,240 --> 00:56:01,280 Just you and the therapist. See, that would be kind of 919 00:56:01,280 --> 00:56:02,880 tight. It sounds like a Paul Rudd 920 00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:05,520 movie, like something that would happen in a Paul Rudd movie. 921 00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:09,320 Like, oh, I'm falling in love with my therapist in this 922 00:56:09,320 --> 00:56:13,160 session I've imposed upon her 'cause she works as like a. 923 00:56:13,400 --> 00:56:17,160 Falling in love with your therapist is like so so 924 00:56:17,160 --> 00:56:18,880 problematic. Oh for sure. 925 00:56:18,920 --> 00:56:21,080 That's why it's a Paul Rudd. Movie and then your boy's got 926 00:56:21,080 --> 00:56:23,440 like a hard on when he's like me and his therapist for the first 927 00:56:23,440 --> 00:56:25,720 time, like, you know, just about to get surgery the next day. 928 00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:30,880 Like just just come on dude I did not want to be in a bounced 929 00:56:31,640 --> 00:56:35,360 castle falling in love my with my therapist. 930 00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:37,520 I'm just saying that sounds like something that would happen in a 931 00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:40,480 Paul Rudd movie. You meet your therapist. 932 00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:43,400 Or or like Adam. Adam Sandler, like Billy 933 00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:45,640 Madison. David Spade, David Spade type 934 00:56:45,640 --> 00:56:48,600 shit. Now the haunted house. 935 00:56:48,720 --> 00:56:51,680 I instantly was like haunted house and that of course. 936 00:56:51,680 --> 00:56:54,880 Because you love ghosts. There'd be a little brevity, be 937 00:56:54,880 --> 00:56:57,360 a little comedic relief because I'm assuming it's a haunted 938 00:56:57,360 --> 00:56:59,920 house where there's like, people are going to pop out. 939 00:56:59,920 --> 00:57:02,480 People might scare you. It's a haunted house. 940 00:57:02,480 --> 00:57:04,880 OK, but where's the comedic? Really. 941 00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:06,800 I've never laughed at our haunted house. 942 00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:09,640 That would be funny. You would kind of laugh. 943 00:57:09,640 --> 00:57:11,880 You got a jump scare when you were talking about something 944 00:57:11,880 --> 00:57:13,960 traumatic and then some dude acts like he's going to get you 945 00:57:13,960 --> 00:57:15,720 with the chainsaw. Everyone has a laugh, they 946 00:57:15,720 --> 00:57:17,880 leave. I mean, I've never seen that. 947 00:57:17,880 --> 00:57:19,600 It would mix it up. It would mix it up. 948 00:57:19,600 --> 00:57:22,840 It'd be it might be easier to talk about heavy topics if. 949 00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:24,880 While some dudes like just jumping out with the. 950 00:57:25,400 --> 00:57:27,600 Yeah, he's not going to hit you. You know you signed the waiver. 951 00:57:27,600 --> 00:57:31,000 But you're like, yo-yo, yo. They said that I needed surgery 952 00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:34,840 on my Dick. Yeah, like feel better. 953 00:57:34,840 --> 00:57:36,400 But you know what I do? I thought, you're going to cut 954 00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:40,000 my hands off for a second. No, I got my hands and my Dick. 955 00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:44,960 I'm good. Because a bounce house would 956 00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:46,640 just be. That would be fucking. 957 00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:49,640 OK, Well, OK, So what you're saying is I went to the Ventura 958 00:57:49,640 --> 00:57:52,760 County Fair recently and I was trying to convince someone to go 959 00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:56,840 on the on the Hyperloop with me, which is just like, it's fucking 960 00:57:56,840 --> 00:58:00,160 sketchy, but it's like not. All those sketchy dude, the fact 961 00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:03,760 that we used to get on that shit is like so. 962 00:58:03,920 --> 00:58:09,880 To me, this was to me, this was like third on the list of 963 00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:14,080 sketchy of of the rides. Like there's a lot of rides, but 964 00:58:14,080 --> 00:58:17,960 it was like 1's like obviously we're not doing like that's 965 00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:22,040 fucked up the zipper. And then there's the Gravitron 966 00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:25,160 where it just spins you around to you puke, not doing that 967 00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:32,440 Hyperloop sketchy. But like I wanted to trauma 968 00:58:32,440 --> 00:58:35,960 bond, you know, couldn't, couldn't convince. 969 00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:39,240 But that's what you're saying is you're trauma bonding with your 970 00:58:39,240 --> 00:58:40,840 therapist here at the haunted house. 971 00:58:43,240 --> 00:58:48,120 I'd rather that over the bounce house because I'm just going to 972 00:58:48,120 --> 00:58:49,840 be sitting. Indians selling a bounce house 973 00:58:49,840 --> 00:58:50,840 also sounds like. Are you? 974 00:58:51,320 --> 00:58:53,440 Are you going to a haunted house with the homies? 975 00:58:53,560 --> 00:58:57,400 Like I'm I would only go to a haunted house if it was like on 976 00:58:57,400 --> 00:59:00,880 a date or like with a girl and. I haven't been to a haunted 977 00:59:00,880 --> 00:59:02,040 house in years. Right. 978 00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:04,440 But that's what I'm saying like, like, are you like signing? 979 00:59:04,440 --> 00:59:06,280 We're sitting down. We're just sitting down in A 980 00:59:06,280 --> 00:59:10,480 room having a therapy session. Sit down in a bounce Sit down in 981 00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:12,600 a bounce castle and you don't have something to do with the 982 00:59:12,600 --> 00:59:14,600 chainsaw coming out you with fake blood I. 983 00:59:15,040 --> 00:59:17,360 Choose that I choose. That and also haunted house is 984 00:59:17,360 --> 00:59:19,840 like a lot of things, like what if it's actually haunted? 985 00:59:19,880 --> 00:59:22,600 Like you believe in ghosts? And then a real haunted house. 986 00:59:22,600 --> 00:59:24,200 Then, then, then. You're the one who believes in 987 00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:26,280 ghosts. We'd both be leaving with 988 00:59:26,280 --> 00:59:28,720 therapy. When did I say I believe in 989 00:59:28,720 --> 00:59:32,520 ghosts? Like at least 10 times on this 990 00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:34,680 on this podcast that you think? Yeah, I do OK. 991 00:59:35,680 --> 00:59:38,440 What are you talking about? To a certain extent, yes. 992 00:59:38,440 --> 00:59:40,160 I don't think everybody think people that leave. 993 00:59:40,160 --> 00:59:44,200 Us, we've established, we've established that you think of. 994 00:59:44,240 --> 00:59:47,920 Even then you could just. I talk about too much crazy shit 995 00:59:48,240 --> 00:59:50,400 to assume that I don't. That'd be like, oh, Joseph 996 00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:52,920 totally thinks like that. There's some sort of Bigfoot. 997 00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:54,760 They'd be like, what? No, I don't. 998 00:59:55,280 --> 00:59:56,960 No. OK, well I get that part, no? 999 00:59:57,040 --> 01:00:03,560 But then there probably is. Oh, OK, maybe, maybe, maybe a 1000 01:00:03,560 --> 01:00:10,080 home girl who who got injured in the in the jolly jump figure a 1001 01:00:10,840 --> 01:00:14,480 the the the hubby AKA also put his music on the pod. 1002 01:00:15,480 --> 01:00:19,000 He believes that Bigfoot exists like for real. 1003 01:00:19,800 --> 01:00:24,560 Like he's he's a big Yeti supporter of that. 1004 01:00:24,600 --> 01:00:27,640 Like he like golfs a lot and he's just like, convinced. 1005 01:00:31,560 --> 01:00:36,240 Obviously not. It depends on the source. 1006 01:00:36,240 --> 01:00:39,240 If somebody's telling me a Bigfoot story they got, that's 1007 01:00:39,240 --> 01:00:41,840 like AI don't know. I guess you call it like a are. 1008 01:00:41,880 --> 01:00:45,560 You telling me like? These an 8 an 8 tooth like meth 1009 01:00:45,560 --> 01:00:47,600 rule. If they've got less than 8 teeth 1010 01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:49,560 and I'm probably not going to believe them as much. 1011 01:00:49,560 --> 01:00:53,040 But if they got like, you know, if they're not too methy, I'm 1012 01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:54,040 like, OK. So 9. 1013 01:00:54,160 --> 01:00:57,400 So 9 is the limit for teeth. Yeah, if they have 9, I'm like, 1014 01:00:57,520 --> 01:00:59,040 OK. How many teeth do you think you 1015 01:00:59,040 --> 01:01:02,480 have 'cause I think you like are underestimating how many teeth 1016 01:01:02,480 --> 01:01:05,200 it like you? Know but I mean nine would 9 1017 01:01:05,240 --> 01:01:08,920 would be. 9's still like. It's not a lot, but remember 1018 01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:12,240 this is these are Bigfoot people, so it's not like you 1019 01:01:12,240 --> 01:01:16,840 know. I need, I need, I need, I need 1020 01:01:16,840 --> 01:01:19,840 double digits on the teeth like if I'm going to like take 1021 01:01:19,840 --> 01:01:21,720 anything seriously and. You're never going to find 1022 01:01:21,720 --> 01:01:24,440 yourself a good Sasquatch hunter, dude. 1023 01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:28,920 I don't want need a Sasquatch. Between 15 and 9 teeth. 1024 01:01:29,080 --> 01:01:29,960 Guess what? Guess what? 1025 01:01:29,960 --> 01:01:32,040 It turns out that there are no good. 1026 01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:34,880 But I want them like in sections, you know, like I want 1027 01:01:34,880 --> 01:01:38,360 like there to be a good like four or five in the top maybe 1028 01:01:38,360 --> 01:01:40,160 they got. Two in the back, one over. 1029 01:01:40,160 --> 01:01:42,960 Here. You want like the like symmetry. 1030 01:01:43,480 --> 01:01:47,400 Yeah, no, no, no, they can't be blocks of it, but I'd rather the 1031 01:01:47,400 --> 01:01:51,000 blocks not be symmetrical. So it can't be like 04 and then 1032 01:01:51,320 --> 01:01:54,400 5 or 6. It's got to be like, you know, 1033 01:01:54,400 --> 01:01:59,480 4/2, 1A molar still, that's for chewing. 1034 01:01:59,600 --> 01:02:01,280 That's when you're gonna trust them. 1035 01:02:01,480 --> 01:02:03,560 Yeah, I trust that guy. Just point me in the direction 1036 01:02:03,560 --> 01:02:06,440 of a Sasquatch. Well, my point is there are no 1037 01:02:06,440 --> 01:02:08,600 good Sasquatch. And and if he sleeps, if he's 1038 01:02:08,600 --> 01:02:10,840 like I haven't slept in days, then it doesn't matter how many 1039 01:02:10,840 --> 01:02:12,200 teeth he has. I would think you're just 1040 01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:12,680 hearing. Shit. 1041 01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:14,880 OK, let let's just play this out like for real. 1042 01:02:16,120 --> 01:02:21,560 So if Sasquatch A Yeti exists, big friend. 1043 01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:26,040 OK, OK, they're pre human, right? 1044 01:02:26,920 --> 01:02:29,080 Pre pre homo sapien, I should say. 1045 01:02:31,400 --> 01:02:34,600 Or or let's say like at least around the same time. 1046 01:02:35,840 --> 01:02:38,400 Well, yeah, there would be. The timeline. 1047 01:02:38,600 --> 01:02:41,480 The timeline is similar, right? One of the biggest, Yeah. 1048 01:02:41,560 --> 01:02:44,600 Well, you would be talking about a potential like missing link. 1049 01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:49,440 No, no, there's been like what I'm talking about is that that 1050 01:02:49,440 --> 01:02:57,160 these are less evolved beings that are being alleged to exist 1051 01:02:57,160 --> 01:02:58,200 yet. Yeah, it'd. 1052 01:02:58,320 --> 01:03:00,520 Be like, it'd be like a yeah, yeah, yeah. 1053 01:03:00,520 --> 01:03:03,480 Nobody can fucking find them, and they're just like the most 1054 01:03:03,480 --> 01:03:05,680 elusive motherfuckers on the planet. 1055 01:03:07,600 --> 01:03:15,160 Like come on, Like are, are you like a retarded autistic human 1056 01:03:15,160 --> 01:03:21,880 who's just oversized Christ, All right, Like as portrayed or are 1057 01:03:21,880 --> 01:03:24,800 you like, it's like with Joe Biden, It's like, it's like, 1058 01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:27,560 like Joe Biden's like like out here, like dealing with like 1059 01:03:27,560 --> 01:03:31,680 Ukraine and like, you know, like the, the Biden crime family. 1060 01:03:31,840 --> 01:03:34,520 But he also has like dementia and can't like like, you know, 1061 01:03:34,520 --> 01:03:36,880 like wipe his own ass. It's like, well, which one is 1062 01:03:36,880 --> 01:03:37,880 it? Is he like this like 1063 01:03:37,880 --> 01:03:42,120 international, like criminal or is he fucking like like 1064 01:03:42,120 --> 01:03:45,000 incontinent like? I think we, I think both. 1065 01:03:45,360 --> 01:03:51,240 I think that when we realized that he was Joe was sailing out 1066 01:03:51,240 --> 01:03:54,880 to sea, I think they just stopped as much. 1067 01:03:55,720 --> 01:03:57,960 And then they laid off the crime family a little bit. 1068 01:03:57,960 --> 01:04:00,280 They're like, Oh no, this motherfucker is as old as we 1069 01:04:00,280 --> 01:04:02,200 thought he was. They were saying both at the 1070 01:04:02,200 --> 01:04:04,560 same time. I know I'm just a criminal. 1071 01:04:04,560 --> 01:04:06,640 Fucking genius who can't wipe his own ass. 1072 01:04:07,040 --> 01:04:09,800 Like like if you told me it like an octopus, like we never 1073 01:04:09,800 --> 01:04:14,520 received an octopus but you told me an octopus existed but we 1074 01:04:14,520 --> 01:04:16,560 never seen it. I believe that. 1075 01:04:16,640 --> 01:04:18,680 What do you think is more likely to exist? 1076 01:04:19,080 --> 01:04:25,760 Actually no, because this probably be the latter. 1077 01:04:25,800 --> 01:04:32,960 So it's actually stupid. What do you mean you're also 1078 01:04:32,960 --> 01:04:34,800 breaking up a question? Type that. 1079 01:04:34,800 --> 01:04:37,560 Just be cool. That'd be cool if Sasquatch was 1080 01:04:37,560 --> 01:04:39,400 real. No, I agree. 1081 01:04:39,400 --> 01:04:41,240 I just don't. I just, it's like, come on. 1082 01:04:41,280 --> 01:04:43,200 Like we, we we would have figured that out by now. 1083 01:04:43,200 --> 01:04:44,000 Yeah. We have some. 1084 01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:45,960 Fun. Like, weren't you? 1085 01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:49,720 Weren't you the one who was saying like, like we could drop 1086 01:04:49,720 --> 01:04:51,920 drones on like people like at the border? 1087 01:04:52,880 --> 01:04:55,760 Yeah, I'm just saying if you wanted to actually like surveil 1088 01:04:55,760 --> 01:04:59,960 the border, you could like surveil the fucking border and 1089 01:04:59,960 --> 01:05:02,600 militarize it if you want to be serious about it. 1090 01:05:02,600 --> 01:05:04,520 That's all I ever. Said you're like that's. 1091 01:05:05,560 --> 01:05:08,080 And I love when I said that I think for the first time on the 1092 01:05:08,080 --> 01:05:12,480 pod, you were like, that is a crazy stance. 1093 01:05:12,480 --> 01:05:16,360 I'm like, no, I mean, yeah, that'd be pretty extreme, but 1094 01:05:16,360 --> 01:05:18,800 there's a lot of conservatives that would be like, that's way 1095 01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:20,600 too much. But I'm just saying if you're 1096 01:05:20,600 --> 01:05:22,440 serious about it, then you'd do something about it. 1097 01:05:22,440 --> 01:05:25,720 Probably a war crime, but OK. No, it wouldn't be. 1098 01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:31,240 How would it be a war crime? To drop drones on innocent 1099 01:05:31,240 --> 01:05:33,680 bombs. Not saying bad, I'm not talking 1100 01:05:33,680 --> 01:05:35,960 about bombing drones, I'm talking about surveillance 1101 01:05:35,960 --> 01:05:37,480 drones. Like infrared shit, right, 1102 01:05:37,520 --> 01:05:39,120 right. Well, like high tech stuff that 1103 01:05:39,120 --> 01:05:42,200 they can use to track people. I got you when you set it up 1104 01:05:42,240 --> 01:05:45,360 though, like when you said it, you were talking about how we 1105 01:05:45,360 --> 01:05:50,720 like hit hit that one dude with like the with the missile that 1106 01:05:50,720 --> 01:05:53,920 just like chopped him up like it and like on his balance. 1107 01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:55,360 Well, yeah. Well, I was just saying. 1108 01:05:55,360 --> 01:05:57,760 That's how you set it up. And I'm like, I was like, that's 1109 01:05:57,760 --> 01:06:00,840 what you wanted to do? No, what I'm saying is that we 1110 01:06:00,840 --> 01:06:03,360 have we, if we have the technology to do that, we have 1111 01:06:03,360 --> 01:06:05,640 the technology to just like. Right, right, right. 1112 01:06:05,960 --> 01:06:07,680 Right. Make sure nobody crosses if you 1113 01:06:07,680 --> 01:06:09,480 don't want them to do without. Hurting them, right? 1114 01:06:09,480 --> 01:06:11,960 But we all know that they do want them to cross. 1115 01:06:11,960 --> 01:06:13,640 It's just a fucking politics, yeah. 1116 01:06:14,040 --> 01:06:18,080 For sure. There'll be question #3 would 1117 01:06:18,080 --> 01:06:25,720 you rather eat spaghetti with your hands or soup with a fork 1118 01:06:26,560 --> 01:06:29,640 forever? Spaghetti with my hands. 1119 01:06:31,200 --> 01:06:33,760 I don't want to eat soup with a fork for forever. 1120 01:06:33,760 --> 01:06:37,040 Even if people judge me and think I'm gross because I eat my 1121 01:06:37,040 --> 01:06:41,000 spaghetti with my hands, people think I'm a fucking moron if I'm 1122 01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:44,440 sitting there eating a gazpacho with a goddamn fork. 1123 01:06:45,120 --> 01:06:47,080 I guess spacho is the soup that you go to. 1124 01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:51,920 Being wordy and I'm scooping it with a fork. 1125 01:06:51,920 --> 01:06:54,000 Cold ass soup is what you're talking about. 1126 01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:57,600 Yeah, I'm in Texas right now. It's really hot and everybody's 1127 01:06:57,600 --> 01:07:01,680 like, hey, look at this ass who's eating his soup. 1128 01:07:01,680 --> 01:07:05,040 It took him 20 minutes to have half of his soup because he 1129 01:07:05,040 --> 01:07:08,120 refuses to use a spoon. Like that's crazy. 1130 01:07:08,120 --> 01:07:10,120 Like people would think you're nuts, man. 1131 01:07:10,120 --> 01:07:12,680 Every time we go to Spaghetti Warehouse, so you get spaghetti, 1132 01:07:12,680 --> 01:07:14,400 man. He just uses his hands, dude. 1133 01:07:14,680 --> 01:07:16,280 He's crazy, man. How often? 1134 01:07:16,440 --> 01:07:18,200 How often are you at Spaghetti Warehouse? 1135 01:07:18,840 --> 01:07:22,960 If you are known as the guy, oh, that's the guy who eats his soup 1136 01:07:22,960 --> 01:07:25,760 with a fork, people are going to be like, that guy's a fucking 1137 01:07:25,760 --> 01:07:30,480 psychopath. Yeah, yes, yeah. 1138 01:07:30,520 --> 01:07:32,960 That is like. So is American Psycho. 1139 01:07:32,960 --> 01:07:35,120 So is eating. Yes, but. 1140 01:07:35,160 --> 01:07:38,400 You could make, but you could make that way more like oh ha ha 1141 01:07:38,960 --> 01:07:41,280 ha, and then you just don't fucking eat spaghetti. 1142 01:07:42,400 --> 01:07:44,320 But if I have to eat every time I. 1143 01:07:44,320 --> 01:07:48,120 Have soup, but OK, so. So you'd rather have soup than 1144 01:07:48,120 --> 01:07:51,440 spaghetti is what you're saying? Like. 1145 01:07:51,440 --> 01:07:54,080 No, I'd basically just eat it with my fucking hands. 1146 01:07:54,080 --> 01:07:57,560 I wouldn't give a shit. I come up with something beyond 1147 01:07:57,560 --> 01:07:59,640 Shark Tank, like spaghetti spaghetti gloves. 1148 01:07:59,640 --> 01:08:01,640 You said then you don't eat spaghetti. 1149 01:08:02,320 --> 01:08:05,200 No, you could if you were really trying to avoid it and not 1150 01:08:05,200 --> 01:08:07,000 worried about. It obviously I'd be worried 1151 01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:10,320 about it. But eating soup with a fork is 1152 01:08:10,320 --> 01:08:14,120 psychotic and people will be afraid of you. 1153 01:08:14,520 --> 01:08:16,880 People will be like, oh man, life of the party, that party 1154 01:08:16,880 --> 01:08:18,359 animal, the way he eats that. Spaghetti. 1155 01:08:18,359 --> 01:08:20,000 What if it's like a chunk with his hands? 1156 01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:22,040 Like a chunky soup. No, then you're like, what? 1157 01:08:22,040 --> 01:08:25,200 Like picking the beans out, Like get the fuck out of here, dude. 1158 01:08:25,399 --> 01:08:28,240 You're going to be in some like business setting, whatever. 1159 01:08:28,240 --> 01:08:30,080 It's going to be a very important, you're going to be in 1160 01:08:30,080 --> 01:08:33,479 a very important business life. Like big potatoes soup? 1161 01:08:34,040 --> 01:08:37,040 And your partner's going to sit there and be like, dude, we got 1162 01:08:37,040 --> 01:08:40,359 to book this deal. If you do the fucking soup fork 1163 01:08:40,359 --> 01:08:42,520 thing, I'm going to fucking kill you. 1164 01:08:43,040 --> 01:08:45,399 Don't do it. And then the soup's going to 1165 01:08:45,399 --> 01:08:47,120 come out because it comes with it. 1166 01:08:47,120 --> 01:08:49,800 It's lobster bisque. It's going to be super creamy. 1167 01:08:49,800 --> 01:08:51,279 And you're going to go straight for the fork. 1168 01:08:51,520 --> 01:08:52,520 And that dude's going to be like. 1169 01:08:52,520 --> 01:08:55,319 Lobster bisque works if there's chunks of lobster. 1170 01:08:55,680 --> 01:08:57,000 Yeah, to get the chunks of lobster. 1171 01:08:57,000 --> 01:08:57,880 Otherwise you're going to be like. 1172 01:08:58,240 --> 01:09:01,359 Yeah, OK, bro. Bacon bro, Bacon bro they bring. 1173 01:09:01,520 --> 01:09:03,359 Out of here. They bring the lobster bisque 1174 01:09:03,479 --> 01:09:06,000 with the spaghetti at the same time. 1175 01:09:06,319 --> 01:09:09,439 You're telling me spaghetti with the hands is going to look 1176 01:09:09,439 --> 01:09:12,680 better? You don't order the spaghetti. 1177 01:09:12,760 --> 01:09:16,240 I'm saying saying they come out at the exact same time they put 1178 01:09:16,240 --> 01:09:18,240 both of them. OK, then yes, then you could. 1179 01:09:18,240 --> 01:09:19,840 Then you could. Just what? 1180 01:09:20,080 --> 01:09:21,399 No, no, no. Which one? 1181 01:09:21,720 --> 01:09:24,040 You you got? You got soup with the fork. 1182 01:09:24,240 --> 01:09:25,760 You got spaghetti with the hands. 1183 01:09:25,920 --> 01:09:28,800 They're both in front of you. You got to pick one. 1184 01:09:28,960 --> 01:09:30,720 Which one do you think looks better? 1185 01:09:31,840 --> 01:09:35,600 Probably. Obviously God. 1186 01:09:35,800 --> 01:09:37,279 Damn, but no. But that's also. 1187 01:09:37,560 --> 01:09:40,200 The hands is insane. If you keep doing that, it's 1188 01:09:40,200 --> 01:09:42,200 going to catch up with you and you're going to be known as the 1189 01:09:42,200 --> 01:09:47,040 soup fork guy and you could spaghetti hands guy is is the 1190 01:09:47,040 --> 01:09:48,960 party guy and he's a fucking party. 1191 01:09:48,960 --> 01:09:50,479 He's spaghetti. And you could do it like, kind 1192 01:09:50,479 --> 01:09:54,560 of like, like, like delicately with the spaghetti, be like, you 1193 01:09:54,560 --> 01:09:57,040 know, like pick it up with like maybe a couple fingers. 1194 01:09:57,040 --> 01:09:59,040 You can make up some story, make it like 7. 1195 01:09:59,120 --> 01:10:02,160 It doesn't have to be like, it doesn't have to be like, like 1196 01:10:02,160 --> 01:10:05,040 messy. Yeah, you could be calculated 1197 01:10:05,040 --> 01:10:09,000 with it, but you will look like a fucking lunatic. 1198 01:10:10,280 --> 01:10:12,280 Well, especially if there's a spoon available. 1199 01:10:12,680 --> 01:10:15,160 Yeah, you know, there would be and you'd be, you'd refuse to 1200 01:10:15,160 --> 01:10:16,320 use it because you couldn't use it. 1201 01:10:16,360 --> 01:10:18,600 So that's what I'm saying is people be like, dude, if you do 1202 01:10:18,600 --> 01:10:22,120 that shit again and there was a spoon on the table, I'm going to 1203 01:10:22,120 --> 01:10:23,720 kill you. You will lose friends over. 1204 01:10:23,720 --> 01:10:25,160 What if it was like Spaghettios though? 1205 01:10:26,120 --> 01:10:27,760 But it's but. That's so that's different. 1206 01:10:27,760 --> 01:10:30,000 That's different. Spaghettios. 1207 01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:32,200 There's a whole wrench into it because that's spaghetti. 1208 01:10:32,200 --> 01:10:35,720 You use a spoon and it's and and it's and it's spaghetti and it's 1209 01:10:35,720 --> 01:10:40,320 soup. Yeah, spaghetti OS mascot. 1210 01:10:40,320 --> 01:10:42,000 Weird. That's how you that's that's how 1211 01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:43,760 you break the fucking timeline, bro. 1212 01:10:43,920 --> 01:10:47,640 It's is. You either have to eat spaghetti 1213 01:10:47,640 --> 01:10:50,040 with your hands or soup with a fork and you just eat 1214 01:10:50,600 --> 01:10:54,600 spaghettias and the simulation's over. 1215 01:10:55,920 --> 01:10:58,080 Yeah, you shoot. It's then you meet the 1216 01:10:58,080 --> 01:11:02,600 architect. Yeah, Mr. Anderson, you know, 1217 01:11:02,600 --> 01:11:04,760 it's it's fucking Elon and ketamine. 1218 01:11:05,320 --> 01:11:09,840 Yeah, yeah. He's like, oh man, I'm so hot, 1219 01:11:09,840 --> 01:11:11,560 right? You're like, you were never hot, 1220 01:11:11,560 --> 01:11:13,080 dude. That was never a thing. 1221 01:11:13,080 --> 01:11:15,400 Like no one ever said that about you. 1222 01:11:16,040 --> 01:11:18,600 He's like no no, the the chick out Hot Topic did. 1223 01:11:19,400 --> 01:11:21,720 Yeah, she's going to have my kid. 1224 01:11:22,680 --> 01:11:25,560 Oh, definitely, Obviously. Yeah, where's her? 1225 01:11:25,880 --> 01:11:28,960 I would have Elon's kid if you if you would actually pay like 1226 01:11:28,960 --> 01:11:33,640 child support, you know, like what she doesn't allegedly 1227 01:11:35,760 --> 01:11:42,400 therapy question #4 would you rather every handshake be a 1228 01:11:42,400 --> 01:11:50,440 thumb war or every hug be A and it's deleted out of here for 1229 01:11:50,440 --> 01:11:51,720 some reason. What? 1230 01:11:51,720 --> 01:11:54,640 What was it? I have to go pull it up. 1231 01:11:54,640 --> 01:11:58,800 Hold on, it was every handshake be a thumb war? 1232 01:11:59,480 --> 01:12:02,640 How did that get deleted? But I have it saved somewhere 1233 01:12:02,640 --> 01:12:09,480 else on man, man we slipping. Hug be oh, oh, I know what it 1234 01:12:09,480 --> 01:12:10,920 was. Hug be a tango. 1235 01:12:13,040 --> 01:12:15,960 There it is. I don't remember what I put in. 1236 01:12:17,920 --> 01:12:25,320 Hug. Be a tango or more, thumb more. 1237 01:12:26,520 --> 01:12:29,000 Like like do you have just irrational confidence with your 1238 01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:31,400 thumb game? Pretty good at thumb wars. 1239 01:12:31,400 --> 01:12:35,400 And that'd be less awkward than like, hey, like nice meeting you 1240 01:12:35,400 --> 01:12:37,480 or hey, and you meet someone every time you hug somebody. 1241 01:12:37,480 --> 01:12:39,720 You got to do a tango. That'd be a little much. 1242 01:12:39,720 --> 01:12:42,080 Kind of tight. Meeting a girl's parents for the 1243 01:12:42,080 --> 01:12:43,600 first time. Tango Dip. 1244 01:12:43,720 --> 01:12:45,880 Are you hugging? Are you hugging the girl's 1245 01:12:45,920 --> 01:12:47,160 parents the first time you meet them? 1246 01:12:47,200 --> 01:12:49,240 Maybe. Maybe if they seem nice. 1247 01:12:49,440 --> 01:12:52,840 Maybe it's a strong handshake. If you get well, the dad, my 1248 01:12:52,840 --> 01:12:54,840 mom's are always like, like, oh, OK. 1249 01:12:55,600 --> 01:12:57,480 You know, you gotta break that barrier. 1250 01:12:57,480 --> 01:13:01,120 Hey, I like some sweet dads. You give them a firm handshake, 1251 01:13:01,120 --> 01:13:02,960 good respect. Like hey, thank you for letting 1252 01:13:02,960 --> 01:13:05,640 me spend time. Well, you know, like, like there 1253 01:13:05,640 --> 01:13:08,840 is like a difference like in Texas and California, like on 1254 01:13:08,840 --> 01:13:12,840 how that shit works. Yeah, 'cause I feel like in 1255 01:13:12,840 --> 01:13:17,400 Texas, like it's a hug no matter what almost. 1256 01:13:17,760 --> 01:13:22,440 It's a, it's a hug unless otherwise. 1257 01:13:23,320 --> 01:13:28,440 And then in California, it's like the opposite. 1258 01:13:28,440 --> 01:13:31,440 It's like a handshake, unless like you're feeling comfortable 1259 01:13:31,440 --> 01:13:33,240 enough for a hug like in the beginning. 1260 01:13:33,600 --> 01:13:35,920 Yeah, and see, with my last name, Huggins, people are like 1261 01:13:35,960 --> 01:13:38,640 oh so. You, you just be getting hugs 1262 01:13:38,640 --> 01:13:40,920 out here. Yeah, sometimes. 1263 01:13:42,040 --> 01:13:44,200 OK, what if they don't even know what the fuck your last name is? 1264 01:13:44,760 --> 01:13:46,720 They'll be like, oh, is it OK if I give you a hug? 1265 01:13:46,800 --> 01:13:50,520 I'm like, yeah, sure. But then also like, but both of 1266 01:13:50,520 --> 01:13:51,920 us. My name My name is Huggins. 1267 01:13:51,920 --> 01:13:55,000 I have, but but we'd be managing people like it's like, I'm not 1268 01:13:55,000 --> 01:13:59,080 trying to hug anybody. No, but you know, sometimes 1269 01:13:59,080 --> 01:14:01,080 people need hugs. No, I agree. 1270 01:14:01,080 --> 01:14:06,160 But also recently people have been been trying to hug me, you 1271 01:14:06,160 --> 01:14:08,640 know, because I've been going through some shit but I got like 1272 01:14:08,840 --> 01:14:13,240 4 broken ribs and a fractured. Oh, and the boner gives distance 1273 01:14:13,280 --> 01:14:14,560 too. It's like, hey, you got. 1274 01:14:14,800 --> 01:14:17,320 To I had to say that so close to my roommate today. 1275 01:14:17,480 --> 01:14:21,160 You gave me a hug and I was like OK but also watch out bro. 1276 01:14:21,800 --> 01:14:24,680 I'm like, yeah, back up, dude. You have to. 1277 01:14:24,680 --> 01:14:26,880 You don't have to take your keys off the belt loop. 1278 01:14:26,880 --> 01:14:32,520 Put them in the pocket, man. Yeah, I thought more over every 1279 01:14:32,520 --> 01:14:35,160 hug be a tango. That'd just be obnoxious. 1280 01:14:35,160 --> 01:14:38,280 It would take forever seeing. Your why is it forever? 1281 01:14:38,760 --> 01:14:42,120 Does it be a TT? Doesn't have to be forever. 1282 01:14:43,760 --> 01:14:47,160 If if it takes me 10 seconds, 10 seconds. 1283 01:14:47,160 --> 01:14:49,640 If it was everybody got a 10 second hug. 1284 01:14:49,680 --> 01:14:51,960 That would be creepy. No, it's a tango. 1285 01:14:52,760 --> 01:14:54,840 So a 10 second tango that would take a while. 1286 01:14:55,320 --> 01:14:57,960 That means that it would literally take 10 seconds. 1287 01:14:58,520 --> 01:15:03,160 That means if I went, I met up with family and there was like 6 1288 01:15:03,160 --> 01:15:06,120 people there, would take me a minute to hug everyone and say 1289 01:15:06,120 --> 01:15:08,160 hello. Fuck that, hey what's up? 1290 01:15:08,520 --> 01:15:10,400 He wants a hug, cool. Boom boom boom. 1291 01:15:10,400 --> 01:15:11,800 Get them that way. Boom, let's see. 1292 01:15:11,880 --> 01:15:15,080 Let's go sit down. I mean, it would be kind of 1293 01:15:15,080 --> 01:15:23,040 tight, like, like, especially if like, whoever you're hugging is 1294 01:15:23,120 --> 01:15:25,600 is just now involved in the tango. 1295 01:15:25,640 --> 01:15:28,800 Well that's they would be, so they would have to be either 1296 01:15:28,800 --> 01:15:30,960 they fight you on it and not be into it. 1297 01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:33,000 OK, well then, well, I don't like that part. 1298 01:15:33,400 --> 01:15:37,040 Yeah, exactly or. I want, I want it to be just 1299 01:15:37,040 --> 01:15:41,000 like the hug is consensual, I want the tango to be consensual 1300 01:15:41,000 --> 01:15:42,800 as well. But if the thumb war was 1301 01:15:42,800 --> 01:15:44,720 consensual, that'd be tight. No, I agree. 1302 01:15:45,080 --> 01:15:47,920 Job interview, shake hands with the guy you're about to 1303 01:15:47,920 --> 01:15:49,600 interview and you beat him in a thumb war. 1304 01:15:49,600 --> 01:15:51,400 Then you sit down and ask me questions. 1305 01:15:51,400 --> 01:15:53,200 I just whipped your ass dude. What if? 1306 01:15:53,440 --> 01:15:57,000 Yeah, like real talk like your boy. 1307 01:15:57,160 --> 01:15:59,360 You know, we we've talked about the irrational confidence. 1308 01:16:00,080 --> 01:16:04,360 I found out that there was a tournament for like money for 1309 01:16:04,360 --> 01:16:10,040 rock, paper scissors and for years and probably still right 1310 01:16:10,040 --> 01:16:12,520 now I'm just like trying to be more humble. 1311 01:16:12,960 --> 01:16:17,000 I think I could win that tournament for real. 1312 01:16:18,240 --> 01:16:22,400 Rock paper scissors. That's what that's what the 1313 01:16:22,400 --> 01:16:23,840 thumb more. Well, I don't. 1314 01:16:24,120 --> 01:16:26,960 I just heard this is like I haven't like researched it but 1315 01:16:26,960 --> 01:16:32,080 like start training soon as I heard I was like I was like, Oh, 1316 01:16:32,080 --> 01:16:37,680 I'd win that shit. But like they're it's like 1317 01:16:37,840 --> 01:16:41,080 there's no rhyme or reason why anybody would win. 1318 01:16:41,080 --> 01:16:44,440 It would just be a pure luck. No, there's got to be some sort 1319 01:16:44,440 --> 01:16:48,880 of strategy too. Like like there might be tells 1320 01:16:48,880 --> 01:16:53,120 on like some people. Well, not just tells like what's 1321 01:16:53,120 --> 01:16:57,000 the most probable and being odds, like what's the most 1322 01:16:57,000 --> 01:17:01,760 probable picked thing or you know, whatever. 1323 01:17:02,880 --> 01:17:03,560 No, there's. What? 1324 01:17:03,560 --> 01:17:06,480 What do people pick first? Most paper, rock or scissors. 1325 01:17:06,480 --> 01:17:08,560 Right, but then, but then you, but then you have to think about 1326 01:17:08,560 --> 01:17:11,120 like that person's thinking about that too. 1327 01:17:11,360 --> 01:17:13,840 So then they're thinking about, you know, it's like a fucking 1328 01:17:13,840 --> 01:17:16,480 chess match, but it's just random. 1329 01:17:18,440 --> 01:17:21,240 But just like the irrational confidence that I would like 1330 01:17:21,240 --> 01:17:24,160 definitely win that tournament. It was just, I think it's funny, 1331 01:17:24,160 --> 01:17:25,480 I was thinking about it the other day. 1332 01:17:25,680 --> 01:17:29,080 So do you show that rock is used 35% of the time? 1333 01:17:29,080 --> 01:17:31,720 Scissors around 30. We're talking about tournament 1334 01:17:31,720 --> 01:17:35,120 professional players, bro. We're not talking about your 1335 01:17:35,120 --> 01:17:38,240 average Joe. It's a Reddit threat. 1336 01:17:38,240 --> 01:17:40,720 How to mathematically win at rock paper scissors. 1337 01:17:42,880 --> 01:17:45,600 You could do a little research. Take the game by storm, man No. 1338 01:17:45,640 --> 01:17:49,320 I'm sure like there's an edge to it, but I feel like everybody 1339 01:17:49,320 --> 01:17:54,160 who's entering into the tournament has already done the 1340 01:17:54,160 --> 01:17:57,840 research. So it's like you got to do like 1341 01:17:57,840 --> 01:17:59,240 counter. It's like it's like 1342 01:17:59,240 --> 01:18:03,800 counterintelligence. It's like, it's like, I know 1343 01:18:03,800 --> 01:18:07,960 that you think that I, you know, rock is 35% and then I might 1344 01:18:07,960 --> 01:18:11,720 come out with that so that you're going to do this. 1345 01:18:12,000 --> 01:18:15,000 So then I have to counter that, you know what I'm saying? 1346 01:18:15,720 --> 01:18:19,040 Like. Strategy gets hard and it's to 1347 01:18:19,040 --> 01:18:21,640 the point where it's just fucking random and makes no 1348 01:18:21,640 --> 01:18:23,880 sense that you would anybody would think that they were. 1349 01:18:23,880 --> 01:18:28,080 Like I guarantee you, there's no repeat champion rock paper 1350 01:18:28,080 --> 01:18:33,280 scissors tournament winners. Back-to-back. 1351 01:18:33,440 --> 01:18:37,920 No, I mean, that'd be to talk about underrated. 1352 01:18:38,200 --> 01:18:40,040 Then you'd be that'd be GOAT status. 1353 01:18:40,040 --> 01:18:42,120 Have you ever won back-to-back Rock, Paper Scissors 1354 01:18:42,200 --> 01:18:44,120 championships? Yeah, that person would be a 1355 01:18:44,120 --> 01:18:46,120 legend. A legend. 1356 01:18:46,680 --> 01:18:49,640 We would know that person's name for sure. 1357 01:18:49,640 --> 01:18:51,000 It's like, what? What? 1358 01:18:51,000 --> 01:18:53,320 What's the dude who eats all the fucking hot dogs? 1359 01:18:53,880 --> 01:18:56,280 Joey Chestnut. Joey Chestnut, Like, you know 1360 01:18:56,280 --> 01:18:58,160 what I'm saying? Like that dude goes. 1361 01:18:58,440 --> 01:19:02,280 Out there scarfing down glizzies and we know his name. 1362 01:19:03,080 --> 01:19:04,960 That's glizzying it up. That's right. 1363 01:19:04,960 --> 01:19:06,840 That was for you, Jen's ears, which is like. 1364 01:19:07,120 --> 01:19:11,920 Shout out, shout out. I've had the pleasure. 1365 01:19:12,280 --> 01:19:15,960 I don't really talk about work much, but I got to train 1366 01:19:15,960 --> 01:19:20,360 somebody for the past like 5-6 weeks it's been a fucking blast. 1367 01:19:20,800 --> 01:19:23,080 And she just went off. That was great. 1368 01:19:23,080 --> 01:19:26,240 It was she just went off to wherever she was going to go and 1369 01:19:26,240 --> 01:19:31,040 one day we were working and it's like early like 630 get there, 1370 01:19:31,600 --> 01:19:36,080 shit sucks and walks in fucking glizzy. 1371 01:19:36,600 --> 01:19:38,920 She picked up at like QuikTrip. She was like, yeah, man, I was 1372 01:19:38,960 --> 01:19:40,720 eating this hot. She's like, yeah, breakfast, 1373 01:19:40,720 --> 01:19:41,240 man. It's like a. 1374 01:19:41,240 --> 01:19:44,080 Six start Start paying your boy. She was like, she was like 6. 1375 01:19:44,160 --> 01:19:46,400 She was like 6:00 AM. Glizzy just gets it done 1376 01:19:46,400 --> 01:19:48,280 sometimes. And I was like, fuck yes. 1377 01:19:48,280 --> 01:19:51,040 Like that's not for me, but fuck yes. 1378 01:19:51,040 --> 01:19:54,040 Not kidding, like when I when your boy was doing pool boy shit 1379 01:19:55,320 --> 01:19:59,560 the the gas station like that was in between my office where I 1380 01:19:59,560 --> 01:20:03,440 get the pool boy truck to the pool boy supply place. 1381 01:20:04,880 --> 01:20:12,160 We're selling glizzies. 3 for a dollar. 10 That's a steal. 1382 01:20:12,400 --> 01:20:21,240 Then I walked in one day and it was 3 for 298 and I asked him. 1383 01:20:21,680 --> 01:20:23,360 I was like what? What happened here 'cause I just 1384 01:20:23,360 --> 01:20:26,160 found out about it. Like like, 'cause it's like 7:00 1385 01:20:26,160 --> 01:20:27,440 AM. Like I'm not really trying to 1386 01:20:27,440 --> 01:20:31,000 eat a fucking hot dog at 7:00 AM, but like that's steal 3 hot 1387 01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:34,240 dogs for a fucking dollar. And I asked the lady about it, 1388 01:20:35,320 --> 01:20:46,680 it was, it was you get one for for $0.99 or you can get 3 for 1389 01:20:46,960 --> 01:20:52,800 298, which is actually more money than if you just bought 1390 01:20:52,800 --> 01:20:56,320 one, one and one. And but it changed all of a 1391 01:20:56,320 --> 01:20:58,000 sudden, right? It used to be 3 for a dollar. 1392 01:20:58,680 --> 01:21:00,560 So I'm like, what happened? And then she told me like the 1393 01:21:00,560 --> 01:21:03,480 owner like, like had been been like bitching about this for 1394 01:21:03,480 --> 01:21:07,080 years, how he's like losing money on the hot dogs and then 1395 01:21:07,080 --> 01:21:10,720 finally raised the price. And I'm like, OK, but like, you 1396 01:21:10,720 --> 01:21:14,520 realize that like you're charging more if you buy three 1397 01:21:14,760 --> 01:21:18,560 than if you bought three single ones individually. 1398 01:21:18,800 --> 01:21:21,840 And then I I went in there the next day and they had changed 1399 01:21:21,840 --> 01:21:26,160 the price. Shout out. 1400 01:21:26,960 --> 01:21:28,760 I mean, I was like, what are you guys doing? 1401 01:21:28,760 --> 01:21:32,640 Like you're not hooking anybody up by like like this. 1402 01:21:32,640 --> 01:21:39,760 Like discount buy three paid pay 1 cent more like that's the how 1403 01:21:39,760 --> 01:21:45,480 that shit works. One gallon is 5 bucks or I could 1404 01:21:45,480 --> 01:21:50,360 sell you 10 gallons for $500. No, it'd be like, it'd be like 1405 01:21:50,360 --> 01:21:54,800 for like 1 gallon's 5 bucks or I could sell you 10 for 51. 1406 01:21:55,680 --> 01:21:58,880 Yeah, it'd be like, wait, what? Like, yeah. 1407 01:21:58,920 --> 01:22:01,600 Oh, that sounds great, babe. We should get that deal. 1408 01:22:01,600 --> 01:22:04,680 But then like, put a sticker out there for like the deal, yeah, 1409 01:22:06,320 --> 01:22:09,320 after you just raised the price on everybody who's like stoked 1410 01:22:09,320 --> 01:22:12,040 they're getting 3 hot dogs for a dollar for like the last 10 1411 01:22:12,040 --> 01:22:14,200 years or whatever the fuck. Yeah, and you know, he's just in 1412 01:22:14,200 --> 01:22:17,160 the back office like fuck. And then they would give you 1413 01:22:17,160 --> 01:22:19,640 like all the condiments and shit for free, which got kind of 1414 01:22:19,640 --> 01:22:21,000 messy. And so I just like. 1415 01:22:21,000 --> 01:22:23,360 I don't. Know yeah, the public condiment 1416 01:22:23,360 --> 01:22:25,000 stations are always pretty rough. 1417 01:22:25,320 --> 01:22:26,880 Well, they'll give you like the packets. 1418 01:22:26,920 --> 01:22:29,920 It's just like, it's like it's 7:00 AM, dude. 1419 01:22:29,920 --> 01:22:33,560 Like I'm eating a hot dog and I'm like getting like relish 1420 01:22:33,560 --> 01:22:37,880 like on myself. Like it's like I, I, it's like I 1421 01:22:37,880 --> 01:22:41,440 only did it like maybe twice. That's a live commitment, dude. 1422 01:22:41,920 --> 01:22:45,680 It's like it's but. Yeah, the chick glizzy 6:00 AM 1423 01:22:45,680 --> 01:22:48,000 Glizzy ketchup won't. Is that what we're calling her? 1424 01:22:48,320 --> 01:22:51,800 6:00 AM Heard she's Queen of Elizabeth, now Queen of. 1425 01:22:51,800 --> 01:22:54,200 God, I like it. I. 1426 01:22:54,200 --> 01:22:54,800 Like it. Thanks. 1427 01:22:54,800 --> 01:22:59,040 Yeah, but you got 6:00 AM glizzy ketchup only. 1428 01:23:00,840 --> 01:23:02,920 That's rough work. I was impressed. 1429 01:23:03,280 --> 01:23:04,960 I was like. That's why girl. 1430 01:23:05,480 --> 01:23:06,440 I was like, that's what I thought. 1431 01:23:06,680 --> 01:23:08,560 Was that did she have the caucasity? 1432 01:23:09,480 --> 01:23:12,400 Half Caucasity. When you hit me with the 1433 01:23:12,400 --> 01:23:16,040 ketchup, your boy's putting mayonnaise on his just because 1434 01:23:16,040 --> 01:23:17,640 they would give it to me. So they give me in the. 1435 01:23:17,640 --> 01:23:18,800 Middle. Of course he did. 1436 01:23:18,800 --> 01:23:20,520 You walked in. White. 1437 01:23:20,520 --> 01:23:22,600 Boy, they're like, oh, you want? He wants mayonnaise. 1438 01:23:22,600 --> 01:23:25,080 No, I just he needs that. He wants I just they asked me 1439 01:23:25,080 --> 01:23:29,320 like like like again. I did this like twice but like. 1440 01:23:30,040 --> 01:23:31,600 That boy, White white, his Mama put. 1441 01:23:31,600 --> 01:23:34,440 No, I just like, give me all the commentments that you have 1442 01:23:34,440 --> 01:23:37,200 because I didn't know what they had, and it would be relish, 1443 01:23:37,200 --> 01:23:41,280 mayonnaise, mustard, ketchup. And it's like, well, I got all 1444 01:23:41,280 --> 01:23:43,000 the shit. Like might as well do it then. 1445 01:23:43,000 --> 01:23:46,000 It's like getting fucking messy. It's like, dude, I have work to 1446 01:23:46,000 --> 01:23:48,000 fucking get to. Like, you know what I'm saying? 1447 01:23:48,000 --> 01:23:50,160 Like what am I doing? Like eating a hot dog. 1448 01:23:50,600 --> 01:23:53,360 Yeah, this white boy wants some mayonnaise, Dude, his mom used 1449 01:23:53,360 --> 01:23:57,560 to put Miracle Whip in in his in his baby bottle. 1450 01:23:57,560 --> 01:24:01,080 I grew up on Similac. I grew up on Miracle Whip and 1451 01:24:01,080 --> 01:24:03,720 titty milk. My dad's, my dad's mom, my 1452 01:24:03,720 --> 01:24:07,040 grandma worked in a mayonnaise factory in Philly. 1453 01:24:07,320 --> 01:24:09,200 That's the whitest shit I've ever heard. 1454 01:24:10,080 --> 01:24:11,680 The most Irish shit you've ever heard? 1455 01:24:12,840 --> 01:24:16,280 Yeah, mayonnaise factory is ain't white. 1456 01:24:18,560 --> 01:24:20,320 Yeah, it's like a office yellow hue. 1457 01:24:22,040 --> 01:24:25,160 It's like bro coming out something like mayonnaise 1458 01:24:25,160 --> 01:24:26,560 everyday. Shout out Gigi. 1459 01:24:26,560 --> 01:24:28,560 Dude, that's gotta be tough. Like on God. 1460 01:24:29,600 --> 01:24:30,800 Is that what we're calling my grandma? 1461 01:24:31,360 --> 01:24:35,000 So it's called my grandma. So grandmas are just Gigi. 1462 01:24:35,440 --> 01:24:41,320 I called her little grandma and then and then big, and then in 1463 01:24:41,320 --> 01:24:43,560 my mom's big grandma, even though she wasn't big. 1464 01:24:43,760 --> 01:24:46,920 It was just that my dad's. I don't know if that's what I 1465 01:24:46,920 --> 01:24:47,840 think. What's the term? 1466 01:24:48,520 --> 01:24:51,560 She died young. She seemed old, but she died 1467 01:24:51,560 --> 01:24:54,720 young from lung cancer. She fucking power smoked. 1468 01:24:56,160 --> 01:25:00,480 Damn Mayonnaise Factory will fucking do that to you. 1469 01:25:00,520 --> 01:25:03,640 Dudes like fucking shit power. Smoking. 1470 01:25:03,720 --> 01:25:07,520 She got, yeah, she got, she got her pension too, so she earned 1471 01:25:07,520 --> 01:25:11,280 that shit, dude, for sure. Well let's give her a shout out 1472 01:25:11,280 --> 01:25:14,680 though she did make this blanket for me when I was like 8. 1473 01:25:15,360 --> 01:25:17,680 OK, shout out. Yeah, still have it. 1474 01:25:18,200 --> 01:25:21,680 Oh yeah, I think every blanket I have my grandma made and I've 1475 01:25:21,680 --> 01:25:23,800 got a shit ton of them or she got me. 1476 01:25:23,800 --> 01:25:28,760 I like I could literally just build a pallet, a big comfy king 1477 01:25:28,760 --> 01:25:32,360 size bed pallet of blankets if I wanted to. 1478 01:25:32,360 --> 01:25:35,240 So and you can't get rid of. Them you're like a polygamist, 1479 01:25:35,240 --> 01:25:36,560 bro. Like you can't. 1480 01:25:36,800 --> 01:25:38,200 You can't. Well, like, like, like you 1481 01:25:38,360 --> 01:25:39,920 can't. Well, but they're all for my 1482 01:25:39,920 --> 01:25:41,120 grandma, and that's her whole thing. 1483 01:25:41,120 --> 01:25:43,920 It's like, well, it's Christmas. Chill the fuck out like. 1484 01:25:43,920 --> 01:25:46,840 No, give them a hand them over. That's sweet. 1485 01:25:47,160 --> 01:25:49,480 Well, to me it's like she made me one. 1486 01:25:50,360 --> 01:25:52,920 There was when I was in California last time, there was 1487 01:25:52,920 --> 01:25:58,440 a Kelly green, Eagles green one that she knitted in like the 70s 1488 01:25:58,440 --> 01:26:02,040 or something that she still had that she was like, yeah, if you 1489 01:26:02,040 --> 01:26:03,960 want to take it. I was like, fuck, yeah. 1490 01:26:03,960 --> 01:26:06,120 So I still have it. Like it's on my couch. 1491 01:26:06,120 --> 01:26:09,600 I use it all the time. It's great, but it's big Fuck 1492 01:26:09,600 --> 01:26:11,600 off. Kelly green knitted. 1493 01:26:12,440 --> 01:26:14,800 And she's like, oh, I guess that is Kelly Eagles green. 1494 01:26:14,800 --> 01:26:17,960 I was like, hell yeah. We're about to get into Kelsey 1495 01:26:18,240 --> 01:26:21,720 Eagles Green here in a second. Do you need a break? 1496 01:26:22,160 --> 01:26:26,000 Yeah, that was, that was kind of like a longer therapy question. 1497 01:26:26,720 --> 01:26:31,000 We're we're almost 2 hours in, we're an hour 40 with the 1498 01:26:31,000 --> 01:26:34,520 runtime, you were 10 minutes late, so we're about an hour 1499 01:26:34,560 --> 01:26:38,040 and. 1/2 yeah, whatever, but with the audio there is no 1500 01:26:38,040 --> 01:26:39,880 break. We'll be right the fuck back. 1501 01:26:42,680 --> 01:26:45,280 All right y'all, Now we are back for the articles. 1502 01:26:45,280 --> 01:26:51,240 Joseph, start us off. First article. 1503 01:26:51,400 --> 01:26:55,640 Oh no, one second. You know it always does this. 1504 01:26:55,920 --> 01:26:59,160 I don't know why. Boom. 1505 01:27:01,400 --> 01:27:04,680 AP News Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey. 1506 01:27:05,480 --> 01:27:08,200 Travis Kelsey's love story from friendship bracelets to 1507 01:27:08,200 --> 01:27:10,440 engagement rings, 'cause they got engaged today. 1508 01:27:10,760 --> 01:27:23,560 Do you give a shit? I do partially A cause Miss 1509 01:27:23,560 --> 01:27:26,000 Avalon was talking to me about it. 1510 01:27:27,040 --> 01:27:33,680 We'll just call her that. And also our homie, you know, 1511 01:27:34,240 --> 01:27:36,720 his brother is a Hall of Famer. Eagle. 1512 01:27:40,440 --> 01:27:45,200 I just think it is. I don't know, like I have a song 1513 01:27:45,200 --> 01:27:48,400 that that says like, I have no desire to date Taylor Swift. 1514 01:27:48,400 --> 01:27:50,840 I just know one day it's just going to be my turn. 1515 01:27:51,880 --> 01:27:56,200 So like, I hope they don't get divorced and I don't have to do 1516 01:27:56,200 --> 01:27:59,520 that. But like, I, I don't know. 1517 01:27:59,520 --> 01:28:01,600 What do you think? I used to like make jokes like 1518 01:28:01,600 --> 01:28:06,160 if like Adele and like Taylor Swift, like like ever like got 1519 01:28:06,160 --> 01:28:09,800 into a relationship together and then broke up, like the fucking 1520 01:28:09,800 --> 01:28:14,760 hits that would come out of that, you know, like, like I 1521 01:28:14,800 --> 01:28:17,880 feel like people forget that like Taylor Swift used to just 1522 01:28:17,880 --> 01:28:21,720 be like a homie hopper. She's always been a homie 1523 01:28:21,720 --> 01:28:23,600 hopper. I know but like but then she 1524 01:28:23,600 --> 01:28:27,280 became like icon billionaire like she. 1525 01:28:27,280 --> 01:28:30,200 Became like the she's toxic as fuck. 1526 01:28:30,560 --> 01:28:34,440 She is the future. She is like what future is for 1527 01:28:34,440 --> 01:28:36,160 guys. That's what Taylor Swift is for 1528 01:28:36,160 --> 01:28:38,520 girls. Maybe she's the problem. 1529 01:28:39,840 --> 01:28:41,560 She has a song that says I'm the problem. 1530 01:28:41,560 --> 01:28:46,560 I know, but like I but I literally made a joke about like 1531 01:28:46,560 --> 01:28:48,840 hey, maybe you're the fucking problem and then she came out 1532 01:28:48,840 --> 01:28:52,480 with a fucking song called that. But then also boy Morgan Wallin 1533 01:28:52,480 --> 01:28:55,240 came out with I'm the problem and like your boy just covered 1534 01:28:55,240 --> 01:29:02,080 it, might be releasing it so. Yeah, I mean, I like good for 1535 01:29:02,080 --> 01:29:03,760 them. I don't give a shit. 1536 01:29:04,040 --> 01:29:06,520 They're. Like 35, they announced in the 1537 01:29:06,520 --> 01:29:09,080 news in a joint Instagram post on Tuesday. 1538 01:29:09,080 --> 01:29:11,400 It's the last chapter of the couple's love story, one that 1539 01:29:11,400 --> 01:29:15,200 spanned 2 years. 2 That's what it says. 1540 01:29:15,600 --> 01:29:17,320 Or latest, Sorry, latest chapter. 1541 01:29:17,320 --> 01:29:18,560 I was like last chapter. Yeah. 1542 01:29:18,560 --> 01:29:21,920 I was like was never used whenever you swooping 2 Super 1543 01:29:21,960 --> 01:29:26,000 Bowls an an album announcement in the highest grossing tour of 1544 01:29:26,000 --> 01:29:27,720 all time. I mean, I guess there was 1545 01:29:27,720 --> 01:29:29,160 something about friendship bracelets. 1546 01:29:29,160 --> 01:29:31,080 He gave her a friendship bracelet. 1547 01:29:31,760 --> 01:29:34,680 If you met her, he if he couldn't meet Swift and 1548 01:29:34,680 --> 01:29:36,880 presented her with a bracelet with his phone number. 1549 01:29:37,400 --> 01:29:39,720 She doesn't meet anybody or at least she didn't want to meet 1550 01:29:39,720 --> 01:29:41,600 me. So I took it personally quipped 1551 01:29:41,600 --> 01:29:44,840 on the podcast on Instagram. Anyone know how to get a whole 1552 01:29:44,840 --> 01:29:47,720 get a bracelet to at Taylor Swift asking for a friend. 1553 01:29:48,000 --> 01:29:51,480 So he was shooting a shot and she was like, hey, hey, hey, So 1554 01:29:51,520 --> 01:29:56,400 I mean. This is what I say about like, 1555 01:29:56,400 --> 01:29:59,280 what is it 50 Shades of Grey? What what's the book? 1556 01:30:00,920 --> 01:30:03,680 Is it the? 50 Shades of grey. 1557 01:30:03,840 --> 01:30:05,640 Is that a book, right? Yeah, that's what it's called. 1558 01:30:05,640 --> 01:30:08,360 Yeah. Like it's like, if that dude's 1559 01:30:08,360 --> 01:30:13,320 like not a billionaire, that's like a like a law and order SVU 1560 01:30:13,320 --> 01:30:18,640 episode, you know, it's, it's like you giving your number out 1561 01:30:18,640 --> 01:30:22,640 to Taylor Swift on a fucking friendship bracelet doesn't work 1562 01:30:22,640 --> 01:30:24,960 unless you're the best tight end in the fucking league. 1563 01:30:25,040 --> 01:30:30,120 You know, it's like it's like, it's like things that seem like 1564 01:30:30,120 --> 01:30:33,200 really sweet and nice are only sweet and nice if it's like 1565 01:30:33,200 --> 01:30:39,000 coming from like someone that you would want to like actually 1566 01:30:39,000 --> 01:30:40,960 hang out with. Otherwise it's creepy. 1567 01:30:42,760 --> 01:30:45,920 Like that's that's creepy if he's like just like a random 1568 01:30:45,920 --> 01:30:50,280 dude, but it but it's romantic that. 1569 01:30:50,360 --> 01:30:54,040 Yeah, but we've been so bombarded with this shit that 1570 01:30:54,040 --> 01:30:57,600 it's just like, obnoxious. I don't feel that bombarded by 1571 01:30:57,600 --> 01:31:00,240 it. We whooped their ass in the 1572 01:31:00,240 --> 01:31:02,800 fucking Super Bowl. In the Super Bowl this time, but 1573 01:31:02,800 --> 01:31:07,360 I'm just saying at one point it was like T Swift, ice spice. 1574 01:31:07,640 --> 01:31:09,920 It was just like the most random shit that was. 1575 01:31:10,080 --> 01:31:10,920 Fine with it. It was. 1576 01:31:10,920 --> 01:31:12,000 Annoying. It was annoying. 1577 01:31:12,160 --> 01:31:16,640 I mean, you know, like I do like to get us like try to get us 1578 01:31:16,640 --> 01:31:20,600 like cancelled, or at least like that's great, attempted to get 1579 01:31:20,600 --> 01:31:22,160 cancelled. Like, you know, like hate on the 1580 01:31:22,160 --> 01:31:27,560 Swifties, talk shit about K pop. We never come out to Bay hive. 1581 01:31:27,800 --> 01:31:30,280 Never, never, not once. But will not. 1582 01:31:31,040 --> 01:31:33,560 I won't. I probably would. 1583 01:31:34,000 --> 01:31:36,800 Joseph would Joseph likes to talk shit about strong black 1584 01:31:36,800 --> 01:31:39,240 women like Oprah. Oh, wow, wow. 1585 01:31:39,320 --> 01:31:40,840 That's because Oprah's a monster. 1586 01:31:41,160 --> 01:31:43,360 Somebody agreed with me. I was talking about this, and 1587 01:31:43,360 --> 01:31:45,760 they were like, no, they were like, absolutely. 1588 01:31:45,760 --> 01:31:47,560 It doesn't. There's no way she hasn't done 1589 01:31:47,560 --> 01:31:49,600 some horrible. I know, but I just, I would feel 1590 01:31:49,600 --> 01:31:53,440 like that you would have more hesitation than than. 1591 01:31:53,440 --> 01:31:56,040 Oprah, she's got her best friends flying. 1592 01:31:56,040 --> 01:31:59,040 Gayle King's flying up in a fucking penis ship with Katy 1593 01:31:59,040 --> 01:32:01,440 Perry. She's If there's a deep state, 1594 01:32:01,840 --> 01:32:05,520 Oprah is the deep state. No shit. 1595 01:32:06,120 --> 01:32:08,240 But that's fine. That's that should be like my 1596 01:32:08,240 --> 01:32:10,520 that's called progress. Latest progress. 1597 01:32:10,840 --> 01:32:15,000 Latest edition to Book Club of the Month Mein Kampf. 1598 01:32:15,000 --> 01:32:17,320 Oh Jesus, 6 slaps. They're like, oh, it's like, 1599 01:32:17,320 --> 01:32:20,920 whoa, bro, Oprah's gone wild. Yeah, 200 years ago. 1600 01:32:20,920 --> 01:32:25,120 She's like, like, you know, running behind Harriet Tubman, 1601 01:32:25,120 --> 01:32:28,320 like trying to get the fuck out of like Alabama did. 1602 01:32:28,520 --> 01:32:30,640 So the fact. Color The Color Purple too. 1603 01:32:30,680 --> 01:32:36,000 Yeah, my point is like is like that, that the fact that Oprah 1604 01:32:36,000 --> 01:32:39,160 is the deep state. I love how you can't get over 1605 01:32:39,600 --> 01:32:41,320 that. I'm that I'm just not trusting 1606 01:32:41,320 --> 01:32:42,760 of Oprah. Like well, well. 1607 01:32:43,120 --> 01:32:45,520 Well, it triggered me when you said that you would talk shit 1608 01:32:45,520 --> 01:32:47,920 about the Bay Hav because I just would never would do that. 1609 01:32:47,920 --> 01:32:53,240 But I feel very talk Cassidy up to talk shit about Swifties but 1610 01:32:53,240 --> 01:32:55,480 I also feel like that it would just get the numbers up. 1611 01:32:56,840 --> 01:32:59,320 No do Taylor Swift's lame as fuck. 1612 01:32:59,520 --> 01:33:00,760 I don't think she's lame as fuck. 1613 01:33:00,960 --> 01:33:03,520 OK, OK. I was saying that like, put me 1614 01:33:03,520 --> 01:33:08,960 in a writer's room, like for music with Ed Sheeran, Jay-Z, 1615 01:33:09,120 --> 01:33:12,000 Nas, I'll come out the winner every time. 1616 01:33:12,440 --> 01:33:14,360 And then somebody said, what about Taylor Swift? 1617 01:33:15,000 --> 01:33:18,600 And I said, I actually feel like that she deserves to be in that 1618 01:33:18,600 --> 01:33:21,080 room. Like I'll still win, but she 1619 01:33:21,080 --> 01:33:23,560 just, she just deserves like she's a good songwriter. 1620 01:33:23,600 --> 01:33:27,040 Like so this one time I like manipulated this guy and then I 1621 01:33:27,040 --> 01:33:30,640 Oh my God, and I and I do you think I have a song of it? 1622 01:33:31,960 --> 01:33:33,560 What do you mean, dude? There's like, there's like a 1623 01:33:33,560 --> 01:33:35,400 timeline where it shows. Like like. 1624 01:33:35,680 --> 01:33:38,440 Relationship relationship. Well, John Mayer is a scumbag, 1625 01:33:38,440 --> 01:33:42,360 so if anything John Mayer would set her up to become. 1626 01:33:42,440 --> 01:33:45,480 A Slack What about what about our boy kind of toxicity? 1627 01:33:45,480 --> 01:33:47,400 What about our boy over, you know? 1628 01:33:48,240 --> 01:33:50,440 All the other dudes, she the. Roadhouse, Roadhouse. 1629 01:33:51,040 --> 01:33:55,000 She she made it to where? Who I I I I. 1630 01:33:55,040 --> 01:33:56,880 I can't stop loving you, you know. 1631 01:33:57,200 --> 01:33:59,360 Who am I talking? About she's she's the problem. 1632 01:33:59,440 --> 01:34:03,120 Gyllenhaal. Oh, Jake Gyllenhaal. 1633 01:34:03,120 --> 01:34:05,000 Yeah, yeah. You're telling me that like 1634 01:34:05,000 --> 01:34:05,720 she's. Easy. 1635 01:34:06,040 --> 01:34:10,000 She played both Jake Gyllenhaal and John Mayer, like probably 1636 01:34:10,520 --> 01:34:13,160 those dudes. Those dudes are like fuck boy 1637 01:34:13,160 --> 01:34:16,640 central. They got played by Taylor Swift 1638 01:34:16,760 --> 01:34:19,520 or she just is just too vulnerable. 1639 01:34:19,520 --> 01:34:22,880 Then then she purposely gets in toxic relationships to write 1640 01:34:22,880 --> 01:34:27,560 songs about them. No, I think that she is the 1641 01:34:27,560 --> 01:34:32,720 problem at some point, at some point, at some point, you would 1642 01:34:32,720 --> 01:34:36,720 think that, but the fact that it's worked out here, but also 1643 01:34:36,720 --> 01:34:41,560 it's worked out because like Travis Kelsey is going to Super 1644 01:34:41,560 --> 01:34:48,080 Bowls, you know, and like is like legit and like, you know, 1645 01:34:48,120 --> 01:34:50,000 and he is like an actual athlete. 1646 01:34:50,000 --> 01:34:54,200 He's not like an actor or like a or like a songwriter. 1647 01:34:54,200 --> 01:34:58,640 You know, it's like, I feel like, like he she met her match. 1648 01:34:59,360 --> 01:35:04,840 Like he is the Taylor Swift of tight ends, right? 1649 01:35:06,800 --> 01:35:09,240 I would disagree, but. I mean, you don't think? 1650 01:35:09,240 --> 01:35:11,360 There's I don't think. That Tony Gonzalez and like 1651 01:35:11,360 --> 01:35:15,560 Antonio Gates and and and and him, it's like that's the three. 1652 01:35:16,560 --> 01:35:18,800 No, you'd have to have Rob Gronkowski in that. 1653 01:35:18,800 --> 01:35:22,280 Conversation. Gronkowski is way more dominant. 1654 01:35:22,320 --> 01:35:24,400 OK, how about this? How about this top five? 1655 01:35:25,560 --> 01:35:28,400 Yeah, he's top five. Probably, and Taylor Swift's 1656 01:35:28,440 --> 01:35:30,160 probably top five. Shannon Sharp. 1657 01:35:30,160 --> 01:35:32,280 I take Shannon Sharp over. And. 1658 01:35:33,440 --> 01:35:39,560 That's fine. But my point is that he is elite 1659 01:35:39,560 --> 01:35:42,160 like she is. I'm not saying she's the best. 1660 01:35:42,160 --> 01:35:45,960 I got it. Look, you are pro Kelsey Swifty. 1661 01:35:47,040 --> 01:35:52,720 Well, I'm I'm I'm pro his brother and so so I just got to 1662 01:35:52,720 --> 01:35:53,360 buy with the. Family. 1663 01:35:53,360 --> 01:35:55,800 No, I'm in good form. It's easy to hate on him. 1664 01:35:55,840 --> 01:35:58,160 It's just for me. And I've gone out of my way to 1665 01:35:58,160 --> 01:36:04,760 shit on Swifty's but like again, for the clicks I think she like 1666 01:36:04,760 --> 01:36:08,720 I respect her. No, I mean, I guess I respect. 1667 01:36:08,840 --> 01:36:12,240 I feel like she got she got so like, you know, like we're 1668 01:36:12,240 --> 01:36:13,880 talking about like fuck boy phases. 1669 01:36:14,440 --> 01:36:17,120 She was like, I wouldn't say fuck girl phase. 1670 01:36:17,120 --> 01:36:20,520 I think she was like in her like exploring date they. 1671 01:36:20,520 --> 01:36:22,280 Call it. They call it their hoe phase. 1672 01:36:22,760 --> 01:36:24,520 I don't think that's what it was though. 1673 01:36:24,520 --> 01:36:27,040 I think it's like a different version of the same. 1674 01:36:27,120 --> 01:36:29,640 Hoe era. No, I don't think she was being 1675 01:36:29,640 --> 01:36:31,560 a hoe though. Like, I think she was being 1676 01:36:31,560 --> 01:36:33,800 like. A serial monogamist. 1677 01:36:34,440 --> 01:36:38,280 Yeah. So she had to be with somebody. 1678 01:36:38,720 --> 01:36:41,440 Right. Yeah, there that that's that's 1679 01:36:41,440 --> 01:36:43,840 what she. So it's like if she's always 1680 01:36:43,840 --> 01:36:47,120 with somebody and a relationship doesn't work out, how much work 1681 01:36:47,120 --> 01:36:49,680 are you actually doing on yourself before you jump into 1682 01:36:49,680 --> 01:36:54,960 another one? No, for sure, and it feels like 1683 01:36:54,960 --> 01:37:01,360 this time it's worked out. The Instagram post is a little 1684 01:37:01,400 --> 01:37:04,040 odd. They just have marketing teams 1685 01:37:04,040 --> 01:37:07,360 that they're surrounded by, people that are coming up with 1686 01:37:07,360 --> 01:37:10,880 ways to market them. And for Travis, as his career is 1687 01:37:10,880 --> 01:37:14,000 winding down because he is losing the ability, he's not 1688 01:37:14,000 --> 01:37:16,400 what he once was. He's so great, but that's not 1689 01:37:16,400 --> 01:37:17,280 his fault. He's a 30. 1690 01:37:17,280 --> 01:37:20,880 Five year old he's transitioning to. 35 year old tied in so he 1691 01:37:20,880 --> 01:37:24,720 this is going to podcast the transition that they that she is 1692 01:37:24,720 --> 01:37:28,000 going to help facilitate him and his transition out of football 1693 01:37:28,000 --> 01:37:31,440 and into something else like he's going to be doing him and 1694 01:37:31,440 --> 01:37:33,360 his brother will both be calling games. 1695 01:37:33,360 --> 01:37:36,560 And it's not that Travis Kelsey is nearly as care. 1696 01:37:36,560 --> 01:37:39,280 He's not as charismatic. He's not as good as a public 1697 01:37:39,280 --> 01:37:40,800 speaker. He's not. 1698 01:37:41,280 --> 01:37:44,200 He is not. He did have his own reality show 1699 01:37:44,200 --> 01:37:48,440 and that's actually like was my first like real introduction was 1700 01:37:48,440 --> 01:37:51,560 his like VH1 reality show where it was like where he was dating 1701 01:37:51,560 --> 01:37:55,720 women and I thought he was like a complete fucking asshole. 1702 01:37:56,200 --> 01:38:00,920 And then like as like the years have gone by, I'm like, it 1703 01:38:01,400 --> 01:38:03,320 doesn't seem like that bad of a guy actually. 1704 01:38:03,320 --> 01:38:05,840 No, he's just like a dude bro. He's like. 1705 01:38:06,040 --> 01:38:09,160 No, he's fine. Like like, but no on that. 1706 01:38:09,240 --> 01:38:11,720 If you ever go back and watch that fucking reality show, 1707 01:38:11,720 --> 01:38:14,880 you're like, you're like, dude, what are you doing? 1708 01:38:15,040 --> 01:38:17,640 Like, you know, it's like you're acting like Jacks like on 1709 01:38:17,640 --> 01:38:21,160 Vanderpump Rules, like and you're like a fucking like Hall 1710 01:38:21,160 --> 01:38:22,160 of Famer. Like what? 1711 01:38:22,160 --> 01:38:24,040 Like what are we? What are we doing here? 1712 01:38:24,560 --> 01:38:27,680 Yeah. But it worked out. 1713 01:38:28,840 --> 01:38:31,360 You know what? You want to throw some money on 1714 01:38:31,360 --> 01:38:35,160 this? On what? 1715 01:38:36,280 --> 01:38:43,000 I think they'll be OK. This is contingent on them 1716 01:38:43,000 --> 01:38:46,800 actually getting married, but once they get married I think 1717 01:38:46,800 --> 01:38:48,440 they'll be married for at least five years. 1718 01:38:50,800 --> 01:38:54,480 I think longer but like over under 5. 1719 01:38:56,640 --> 01:38:59,480 I mean I would take over 5. For sure, yeah, yeah. 1720 01:38:59,880 --> 01:39:01,280 Like I like, I feel like this is it. 1721 01:39:01,400 --> 01:39:05,800 Like I feel like it worked out and and until the CTE kicks in. 1722 01:39:07,720 --> 01:39:10,040 Taylor. Until, yeah, until he starts 1723 01:39:10,040 --> 01:39:11,880 acting wild, like he's going to fuck it up. 1724 01:39:11,880 --> 01:39:15,920 She's not going to fuck it up. CTE got me not knowing what to 1725 01:39:15,920 --> 01:39:19,160 do. I will shot her with a 22. 1726 01:39:19,160 --> 01:39:21,520 You're like, whoa, Travis. We've already we were seeing 1727 01:39:21,520 --> 01:39:24,520 like his his brother wild out like, you know, just like on 1728 01:39:24,520 --> 01:39:28,480 like national TV, like, you know what I'm saying, like like. 1729 01:39:28,720 --> 01:39:30,040 Yeah, but he's awesome. And then no. 1730 01:39:30,200 --> 01:39:31,200 Yeah, I know. He's awesome. 1731 01:39:31,200 --> 01:39:34,240 And everybody tries to copy him. So it's not like, authentic, you 1732 01:39:34,240 --> 01:39:36,400 know? But Travis Kelce is definitely 1733 01:39:36,400 --> 01:39:40,200 like the douchier of the two brothers in my opinion. 1734 01:39:43,160 --> 01:39:47,440 Yeah, I mean depends on your definition of. 1735 01:39:47,440 --> 01:39:50,840 Dude, he'd be he'd be the dude that you'd want to go out and 1736 01:39:50,840 --> 01:39:52,920 like try to talk to girls with go out to the. 1737 01:39:52,920 --> 01:39:55,280 Bar disagree, disagree. Hard disagree. 1738 01:39:55,800 --> 01:39:58,560 You don't think between him or Jason? 1739 01:39:58,560 --> 01:40:01,000 Jason, Jason. I'd much rather be hanging. 1740 01:40:01,000 --> 01:40:03,920 Yeah, I guess he's got the dad. Yeah, well, that's like, if 1741 01:40:03,920 --> 01:40:06,280 you're just hanging out with, I'd rather hang out with Jason, 1742 01:40:06,360 --> 01:40:10,120 I'd go party with Travis. And go with girls like like like 1743 01:40:10,320 --> 01:40:12,520 he's having a good, good ass time. 1744 01:40:13,120 --> 01:40:16,640 My point is like, he's a little wild. 1745 01:40:17,320 --> 01:40:23,400 And I'm just not sure if he's wild because that's just who he 1746 01:40:23,400 --> 01:40:28,760 is or because he was snapping balls for the Eagles for 10 1747 01:40:28,760 --> 01:40:31,640 years straight. Don't go into fucking nose 1748 01:40:31,640 --> 01:40:33,240 tackles, you know? True. 1749 01:40:38,800 --> 01:40:44,040 Next article US restaurant chain cracker barrel scraps new logo 1750 01:40:44,040 --> 01:40:49,320 after backlash this is the weirdest shit the people were 1751 01:40:49,320 --> 01:40:54,680 that upset the like the old man who probably is racist just what 1752 01:40:55,360 --> 01:40:57,960 just I look at the depiction I'm looking at the logo right now 1753 01:40:57,960 --> 01:41:01,080 and that guy is leaning in that chair on that barrel like he 1754 01:41:01,080 --> 01:41:03,720 woke up inside the end of your boys put out your. 1755 01:41:03,920 --> 01:41:08,520 Boys put out cover art of like, you know, like on his songs like 1756 01:41:08,600 --> 01:41:12,200 and like these people don't even exist half the time and 1757 01:41:12,200 --> 01:41:13,880 sometimes they're like. That's a dude. 1758 01:41:13,880 --> 01:41:16,400 That dude exists that. No, I'm just saying like, like 1759 01:41:16,400 --> 01:41:20,080 it's not a real person. Once was, and he was probably 1760 01:41:20,080 --> 01:41:21,160 racist. You think so? 1761 01:41:22,640 --> 01:41:25,240 I can say it was it was pre pre AI you. 1762 01:41:25,240 --> 01:41:28,280 Go you go back far enough in time. 1763 01:41:28,280 --> 01:41:32,240 Like more likely than not, like your family was probably racist. 1764 01:41:32,760 --> 01:41:36,520 Well, you know, it's actually weird is like there's like it's 1765 01:41:36,520 --> 01:41:39,520 like a parabola if that's the right word. 1766 01:41:41,280 --> 01:41:50,480 Like where race didn't even exist until like 1760 where this 1767 01:41:50,480 --> 01:41:56,400 dude like wrote a book about it. Like like the concept of race 1768 01:41:56,680 --> 01:42:02,560 was not even a thing even though shout out Slovakia, listener of 1769 01:42:02,560 --> 01:42:08,320 the pod Slovakia. Slav is the original word for 1770 01:42:08,320 --> 01:42:14,840 slave and Russians used to enslave people from the Czech 1771 01:42:14,840 --> 01:42:19,640 Republic and that's why they're called Slovakians, the original 1772 01:42:19,680 --> 01:42:23,880 slavers, slave owners. Fun facts for the pod Dark 1773 01:42:23,880 --> 01:42:29,760 Alert. US restaurant chain Cracker 1774 01:42:29,760 --> 01:42:32,720 Barrel has abandoned its plans to adopt A new logo fog 1775 01:42:32,760 --> 01:42:35,680 following fierce backlash. We thank our guests for sharing 1776 01:42:35,680 --> 01:42:37,520 your voices and love over Cracker Barrel. 1777 01:42:37,520 --> 01:42:40,240 We said we would listen. We have our new logo is going 1778 01:42:40,240 --> 01:42:44,520 away and our old timer will remain, the company said on a 1779 01:42:44,520 --> 01:42:46,880 social media post. Cracker Barrel received 1780 01:42:46,880 --> 01:42:49,800 criticism after it unveiled a modern version of its logo, 1781 01:42:49,800 --> 01:42:53,280 which scrapped the Old Timer in quotes figure. 1782 01:42:54,560 --> 01:42:57,200 President Donald Trump was among those slamming the rebrand 1783 01:42:57,200 --> 01:43:00,160 applauded the reversal. Congratulations Cracker Barrel 1784 01:43:00,160 --> 01:43:02,320 on changing your logo back to what it was. 1785 01:43:02,320 --> 01:43:04,480 All of your fans very much appreciate it. 1786 01:43:04,880 --> 01:43:08,080 The new version of the logo was unveiled along with the new menu 1787 01:43:08,080 --> 01:43:11,040 on the 19th of August. Removed an image of an old man 1788 01:43:11,040 --> 01:43:13,680 sitting in a chair and leaning against a barrel known as the 1789 01:43:13,680 --> 01:43:17,240 Old Timer and replaced it with an emblem featuring only the 1790 01:43:17,240 --> 01:43:20,200 chain's name. That sparked accusations as a 1791 01:43:20,200 --> 01:43:22,480 company known as a southern style comfort food with 1792 01:43:22,480 --> 01:43:25,720 nostalgic atmosphere was abandoning it's abandoning its 1793 01:43:25,720 --> 01:43:27,960 roots. President Trump urged the brand 1794 01:43:27,960 --> 01:43:31,480 to return to his old logo and then admit a mistake based on 1795 01:43:31,480 --> 01:43:34,440 customer response. The full poll and manage the 1796 01:43:34,440 --> 01:43:38,240 company better than ever before. He said the chain had got a 1797 01:43:38,240 --> 01:43:41,040 billion dollars worth of free publicity if they play their 1798 01:43:41,040 --> 01:43:44,800 cards right, adding make Cracker Barrel a winner again. 1799 01:43:46,360 --> 01:43:47,400 You know what we should do? What A. 1800 01:43:47,480 --> 01:43:49,400 Fucking. Tool, you know what we should 1801 01:43:49,400 --> 01:43:52,840 do? Start a fucking TikTok campaign. 1802 01:43:54,000 --> 01:43:55,480 Why? Why are you calling a Cracker 1803 01:43:55,480 --> 01:43:57,200 barrel? You're calling me a cracker. 1804 01:43:58,000 --> 01:44:00,560 It's like using the N word for white people, no? 1805 01:44:02,560 --> 01:44:06,480 I couldn't. I guarantee you if Trump said 1806 01:44:06,480 --> 01:44:14,640 like using the word cracker to talk about your company, all of 1807 01:44:14,640 --> 01:44:18,640 these people who are upset about them changing the logo would be 1808 01:44:18,640 --> 01:44:20,760 like, yeah, why are you calling us a cracker? 1809 01:44:26,440 --> 01:44:32,120 I'm on my Ritz white boy crack. David Johnson, CEO, branding 1810 01:44:32,120 --> 01:44:35,720 agency Strategic Vision PR Group, said even. 1811 01:44:35,920 --> 01:44:37,720 My Cracker Barrel. Oh, I'm back the fuck up. 1812 01:44:37,720 --> 01:44:39,000 Do you even like it? Not really. 1813 01:44:39,000 --> 01:44:40,160 It's kind of weak. I've been there. 1814 01:44:40,160 --> 01:44:40,720 I. Feel. 1815 01:44:41,160 --> 01:44:44,600 Like it's it's pretty lame. Like I could DoorDash it and 1816 01:44:44,600 --> 01:44:48,120 like I looked at it a couple times and I'm like, I'm like 1817 01:44:49,080 --> 01:44:52,080 like because to me. It's like Waffle House for life 1818 01:44:52,080 --> 01:44:53,640 bro. OK, well, we don't have those 1819 01:44:53,640 --> 01:44:55,680 out here, so. Come on, why don't you don't? 1820 01:44:56,200 --> 01:44:58,840 No bro it. Would crush out there. 1821 01:44:59,240 --> 01:45:00,560 No shit. I don't get it. 1822 01:45:00,560 --> 01:45:04,160 It's like how in and out that is like barely like outside of 1823 01:45:04,160 --> 01:45:06,640 California, it's like it's creeping out, but it's like 1824 01:45:06,640 --> 01:45:08,280 there's. A bunch in DFW now. 1825 01:45:08,520 --> 01:45:10,520 No, I know. But like there used to not be 1826 01:45:10,600 --> 01:45:14,520 like, Oh yeah, used to be like one in like Las Vegas, one in 1827 01:45:14,520 --> 01:45:17,480 like Arizona and the rest were in California. 1828 01:45:17,480 --> 01:45:19,120 It was like on. Yeah, why does shit always end 1829 01:45:19,120 --> 01:45:21,280 up in like Scottsdale? I'm like why are? 1830 01:45:22,040 --> 01:45:25,600 We well, that's where that's, you know, where Scottsdale is. 1831 01:45:27,400 --> 01:45:31,440 That's Cougarville bro. True, True. 1832 01:45:31,440 --> 01:45:33,640 True. That's like literally that's 1833 01:45:33,640 --> 01:45:40,760 where divorced 4 year old women go to fuck for the audience. 1834 01:45:42,560 --> 01:45:45,880 What they did wrong is they went against their brand, their brand 1835 01:45:45,880 --> 01:45:49,320 story, which was the old logo that reflected the southern 1836 01:45:49,320 --> 01:45:51,440 whimsical atmosphere in the stores. 1837 01:45:52,480 --> 01:45:56,600 The other shares, those died 7% after the announcement. 1838 01:45:59,280 --> 01:46:01,960 You know what that reminds me of is like when they did New Coke? 1839 01:46:01,960 --> 01:46:04,560 Do you remember that? We were super young. 1840 01:46:05,160 --> 01:46:09,080 They did like, a yeah, like, so Coca-Cola changed up the flavor 1841 01:46:09,600 --> 01:46:12,400 and it just like, bombed. Like probably cost them billions 1842 01:46:12,400 --> 01:46:15,520 and billions of dollars. Like, just like whoever the fuck 1843 01:46:15,520 --> 01:46:19,360 made that decision probably like got off to like Jeff, Jeff 1844 01:46:19,360 --> 01:46:21,680 Epstein, like, you know, just like, here's the. 1845 01:46:21,680 --> 01:46:24,000 No, they just got, they just got sent to the island and he's 1846 01:46:24,000 --> 01:46:25,160 like, why are you sending me then? 1847 01:46:25,160 --> 01:46:27,480 Like, oh, you'll find out. Yeah, you're dumb, bro. 1848 01:46:27,680 --> 01:46:33,200 Yeah, Guantanamo like, but Eptonamo. 1849 01:46:33,400 --> 01:46:38,200 Yeah, I got a rhyme where it's like I prefer New Coke over 1850 01:46:38,200 --> 01:46:42,000 classic they just because it's controversial, because nobody 1851 01:46:42,000 --> 01:46:43,720 thinks that. Like nobody liked it. 1852 01:46:44,000 --> 01:46:47,120 Yeah. But I was talking about cocaine. 1853 01:46:48,360 --> 01:46:50,400 The announcement there's, the company said at Cracker Barrel, 1854 01:46:50,400 --> 01:46:53,120 it's always been and always will be about serving up delicious, 1855 01:46:53,120 --> 01:46:58,200 warm, delicious food, warm welcomes and a kind country and 1856 01:46:58,400 --> 01:47:01,280 the kind of country hospitality that feels like family. 1857 01:47:01,280 --> 01:47:04,760 As a proud American institution, our 70,000 hard working 1858 01:47:04,760 --> 01:47:07,320 employees look forward to welcoming to meet you to the 1859 01:47:07,320 --> 01:47:10,280 table soon. It's founded in Lebanon, TN. 1860 01:47:10,560 --> 01:47:13,040 There are no more than 600 across the US. 1861 01:47:13,600 --> 01:47:16,480 They have a front porch with rocking chairs and a gift shop. 1862 01:47:17,120 --> 01:47:19,400 Overhyped gift shop. Gift shop sucks. 1863 01:47:20,360 --> 01:47:23,600 Hard to disagree. Like I, I, I'm telling you 1864 01:47:23,600 --> 01:47:26,880 there's one right here in my. Cock Cassidy, dude, it's get 1865 01:47:26,880 --> 01:47:28,040 you. You see that Cracker Barrel in? 1866 01:47:28,040 --> 01:47:32,800 Your, I was, no, I was just surprised by the gift shop also, 1867 01:47:32,800 --> 01:47:39,920 though I did buy a bunch of I forget what they are like what 1868 01:47:40,040 --> 01:47:45,720 it was, it was some sort of like sweet treat that like doesn't 1869 01:47:45,720 --> 01:47:48,320 like it's like not available like other places. 1870 01:47:48,680 --> 01:47:52,840 So I bought like 3 different like flavors of it and it was 1871 01:47:52,840 --> 01:47:54,760 like $40. I was like, what the fuck? 1872 01:47:54,760 --> 01:47:57,280 Like I just thought I was like buying like, you know, like some 1873 01:47:57,280 --> 01:48:02,000 like $3 cupcakes type shit. But like the little trinkets 1874 01:48:02,000 --> 01:48:05,440 like mushrooms and stuff. I was like surprised by it was 1875 01:48:05,440 --> 01:48:10,800 like a little bit trippy. Be trippy, man. 1876 01:48:11,320 --> 01:48:14,840 Well then my point is like, it wasn't like all like hardcore. 1877 01:48:14,840 --> 01:48:17,720 It wasn't like fucking confederate flag type shit. 1878 01:48:17,720 --> 01:48:20,520 So they're, well, obviously. Well, I don't know. 1879 01:48:20,560 --> 01:48:21,720 About they sell that in the back. 1880 01:48:21,760 --> 01:48:26,160 They sell that in the back. Yeah, come on, man. 1881 01:48:26,920 --> 01:48:33,040 Over with the roofies. So I was watch this guy and he 1882 01:48:33,040 --> 01:48:35,160 was talking about all of these rebrandings. 1883 01:48:35,160 --> 01:48:42,480 Pizza Hut, McDonald's, Burger King, how Starbucks, and now 1884 01:48:42,480 --> 01:48:45,760 Cracker Barrel, how they're changing the concept, Waffle 1885 01:48:45,760 --> 01:48:49,600 House, changing the concepts, the designs of what their 1886 01:48:49,600 --> 01:48:51,880 property looks like. Because like, the largest 1887 01:48:51,880 --> 01:48:56,960 commercial real estate owner in the entire US is McDonald's. 1888 01:48:57,120 --> 01:49:00,440 So they own all of the buildings that they put a McDonald's in. 1889 01:49:00,440 --> 01:49:05,080 If you open up a franchise, you pay them rent to McDonald's and 1890 01:49:05,080 --> 01:49:09,680 then you operate the business. And the locations are strategic. 1891 01:49:09,800 --> 01:49:13,520 So it's like right off the freeway, you know, it's like, 1892 01:49:13,520 --> 01:49:15,960 it's like it's so it's like actual good real estate. 1893 01:49:15,960 --> 01:49:18,280 Yeah, you're exactly right. I learned about this in Business 1894 01:49:18,280 --> 01:49:20,680 School. So what they what they're what's 1895 01:49:20,680 --> 01:49:24,680 happening right now with a lot of these brands, Cracker Barrel 1896 01:49:25,000 --> 01:49:30,440 is the porches, the lighting, the logo, the design, the specs 1897 01:49:30,440 --> 01:49:35,840 that make a Cracker Barrel or Cracker Barrel or a McDonald's 1898 01:49:35,840 --> 01:49:39,200 with a play place with the crazy roof that we used to always have 1899 01:49:39,200 --> 01:49:41,960 when we were kids. Those are so specific and niche 1900 01:49:41,960 --> 01:49:44,880 that if you want to sell that building at that place fails. 1901 01:49:44,880 --> 01:49:47,880 It's harder to get rid of the building because it's so, so 1902 01:49:47,880 --> 01:49:50,040 specific. Like how many times have you 1903 01:49:50,040 --> 01:49:53,280 seen an old Pizza Hut that had dine in that's closed, that's 1904 01:49:53,280 --> 01:49:56,760 still sitting there because it's got that weird Pizza Hut roof 1905 01:49:56,760 --> 01:49:58,680 with the red? Tie, I see what you're saying. 1906 01:49:59,120 --> 01:50:01,680 And so be so. A lot of these companies are now 1907 01:50:01,680 --> 01:50:07,560 taking a switch to a more like neutral, beige, Gray, very, very 1908 01:50:07,560 --> 01:50:10,360 bland building and doing away with. 1909 01:50:10,360 --> 01:50:12,400 A lot of get the fuck out of there if it doesn't. 1910 01:50:12,400 --> 01:50:14,440 If they want to get this, if they want to get the fuck out of 1911 01:50:14,440 --> 01:50:17,600 there, it's easy to sell. He used an example of he's like, 1912 01:50:17,800 --> 01:50:21,480 there's if you put a, if there's an old, if there's an old Pizza 1913 01:50:21,480 --> 01:50:25,160 Hut, an old design Pizza Hut and you sell it and you put a Vape 1914 01:50:25,160 --> 01:50:27,560 store in it, people are going to be like the Vape store. 1915 01:50:27,560 --> 01:50:29,680 It's going to be, yeah, the Vape store that's in that old Pizza 1916 01:50:29,680 --> 01:50:33,760 Hut. But that's actually actually, I 1917 01:50:33,800 --> 01:50:37,800 mean, your boys in sales and marketing, you could like, spend 1918 01:50:37,800 --> 01:50:42,640 that like, pretty like, tightly like, like that's like an old 1919 01:50:42,640 --> 01:50:45,840 T-shirt like that you had in high school that like, you like, 1920 01:50:45,840 --> 01:50:48,880 got over. But then like now you're 35 and 1921 01:50:48,880 --> 01:50:51,640 it's cool again. You know, it's like that. 1922 01:50:51,640 --> 01:50:53,960 You're wearing it like, you know what I'm saying? 1923 01:50:54,400 --> 01:50:59,520 It's like, bro, the dispensary. Is it the old Blockbuster? 1924 01:51:00,280 --> 01:51:00,760 Like that's. Yeah. 1925 01:51:00,760 --> 01:51:02,520 But block. But Blockbuster was pretty 1926 01:51:02,520 --> 01:51:04,160 neutral. But you. 1927 01:51:04,240 --> 01:51:05,640 Know what I'm saying? OK. 1928 01:51:05,840 --> 01:51:09,160 Like like I was just thinking of businesses that have gone out 1929 01:51:09,160 --> 01:51:11,120 like. Like like like if it's an old 1930 01:51:11,120 --> 01:51:15,240 Rosa's Cafe, Rosa's Cafe is in. Texas, or like an old school 1931 01:51:15,240 --> 01:51:17,760 Taco Bell. Yeah, like those are really 1932 01:51:17,760 --> 01:51:20,200 hard. To but it but it's a dispensary. 1933 01:51:20,760 --> 01:51:22,720 Yeah, I know. So it's going to be a business 1934 01:51:22,720 --> 01:51:24,600 like that that's going to want the property. 1935 01:51:24,600 --> 01:51:27,840 But if you want somebody to come in and buy it and sell it for 1936 01:51:27,840 --> 01:51:31,040 top dollar, the more neutral it is, the the less you have, the 1937 01:51:31,040 --> 01:51:33,000 more it the property. 'S right, right, right, right 1938 01:51:33,200 --> 01:51:35,800 but. So they're looking to increase. 1939 01:51:35,800 --> 01:51:38,280 Their profits on the back end total totally get it. 1940 01:51:38,280 --> 01:51:42,440 I I get why they would be doing it like trying to make it like 1941 01:51:42,480 --> 01:51:45,320 neutral in case I have to get the fuck out case shit hits the 1942 01:51:45,320 --> 01:51:48,440 fan which it seems like it probably will in like 3 years 1943 01:51:48,440 --> 01:51:50,640 whenever your boy like decides not to leave. 1944 01:51:52,560 --> 01:51:57,400 You know Velveeta, Voldemort, I get that. 1945 01:51:57,880 --> 01:52:03,120 But my point is if they had a guy like me, I saw the shit out 1946 01:52:03,120 --> 01:52:06,120 of that. I I'd make it like a fucking 1947 01:52:06,160 --> 01:52:09,360 value add. I'd I'd make them pay more than 1948 01:52:09,360 --> 01:52:11,080 it looked like a fucking McDonald's. 1949 01:52:11,080 --> 01:52:13,320 Then you should get your real estate license. 1950 01:52:14,800 --> 01:52:18,600 So we'll see. I mean, I don't get the big fuss 1951 01:52:18,600 --> 01:52:21,000 over the logo and the goofy old white guy, but. 1952 01:52:22,160 --> 01:52:25,480 I mean, I I do because people are stupid. 1953 01:52:26,600 --> 01:52:29,360 Well, I know I get that part. I just don't know how they get 1954 01:52:29,360 --> 01:52:31,560 to that. There's the the stupidity. 1955 01:52:31,560 --> 01:52:32,440 I don't. I can't make that. 1956 01:52:32,440 --> 01:52:35,120 Leap Well, well, what I was going to say was like, just look 1957 01:52:35,120 --> 01:52:41,240 at our boys over at HBOHBO Max, HBO Now, HBO, Oh yeah, just Max, 1958 01:52:41,720 --> 01:52:44,520 they, they changed it seven times in like 3 years. 1959 01:52:44,840 --> 01:52:48,120 Like that's the that is the epitome of what we're talking 1960 01:52:48,120 --> 01:52:50,440 about. And they could get away with it 1961 01:52:50,440 --> 01:52:52,200 because they're HBO. No, they could. 1962 01:52:52,200 --> 01:52:55,160 I mean, they barely got away with it except for the boy David 1963 01:52:55,160 --> 01:52:58,200 Zasloff. Like the CEO just gets paid $51 1964 01:52:58,200 --> 01:53:01,400 million a fucking year. Like shit. 1965 01:53:01,400 --> 01:53:04,080 The stocks like in the fucking like gutter. 1966 01:53:04,640 --> 01:53:07,960 It's like you have like the most like iconic, like like respected 1967 01:53:07,960 --> 01:53:11,520 brand in media, HBO. Everybody thinks like anything 1968 01:53:11,520 --> 01:53:14,760 that comes out on HBO is going to probably be good, right? 1969 01:53:15,960 --> 01:53:18,400 And then he's like, now it's just called Max. 1970 01:53:19,320 --> 01:53:21,280 I was like, what are you a fucking moron? 1971 01:53:21,800 --> 01:53:24,360 Like, but that that's kind of like what you're saying is like 1972 01:53:24,360 --> 01:53:29,680 it's like, it's like they just like are trying to be generic. 1973 01:53:29,680 --> 01:53:32,360 They're trying to be like risk adverse when it's like. 1974 01:53:32,840 --> 01:53:34,600 When it comes to certain things, but it's. 1975 01:53:34,600 --> 01:53:40,200 So hard to build that brand equity like, you know, like 1976 01:53:40,280 --> 01:53:44,680 you'll like, it would take decades for some company, like 1977 01:53:44,680 --> 01:53:47,040 for Netflix. Do you even get respect like HBO 1978 01:53:47,040 --> 01:53:48,760 has? You know, yeah. 1979 01:53:48,880 --> 01:53:50,920 And you just piss it away by like, 'cause you want to just 1980 01:53:50,920 --> 01:53:55,960 like, change the shit up. Yeah, article #3 AI dead bots 1981 01:53:55,960 --> 01:53:59,720 are persuasive and researchers say Researchers say they're 1982 01:53:59,720 --> 01:54:04,120 primed for monetization. AI avatars of deceased people, 1983 01:54:04,120 --> 01:54:07,720 or dead bots are showing up in new and unexpected contexts, 1984 01:54:07,720 --> 01:54:10,440 including where they have the power to persuade. 1985 01:54:10,440 --> 01:54:13,080 They're giving interviews advocating for tougher gun laws, 1986 01:54:13,440 --> 01:54:17,640 such as when the family of Joaquin Oliver, victim of a 2018 1987 01:54:17,640 --> 01:54:21,600 Parkland shooter, created a beanie wearing AI avatar of him 1988 01:54:21,600 --> 01:54:24,080 to speak with journalist Jim Acosta in July. 1989 01:54:24,640 --> 01:54:27,840 This is just another advocacy, advocacy tool to create the 1990 01:54:27,840 --> 01:54:31,480 urgency that makes people urgency of making the things 1991 01:54:31,480 --> 01:54:34,640 change. Weird anime. 1992 01:54:34,640 --> 01:54:39,520 A bearded AI avatar of Chris Pelkey, A deceased victim of a 1993 01:54:39,520 --> 01:54:43,440 road rage incident in Arizona, gave an impact statement at a 1994 01:54:43,440 --> 01:54:45,800 sentencing of a man who fatally shot him. 1995 01:54:46,080 --> 01:54:49,720 Stanley created the dead bot. I feel that it was genuine, said 1996 01:54:49,720 --> 01:54:52,600 the judge after hearing the AI generated impact statement and 1997 01:54:52,600 --> 01:54:54,560 then handed down the maximum sentence. 1998 01:54:55,160 --> 01:54:58,440 Well, so did the judge. Didn't know that it was AI. 1999 01:54:58,880 --> 01:55:00,880 No, he did. He just said like, I feel like 2000 01:55:00,880 --> 01:55:04,520 that. I feel like I feel that that was 2001 01:55:04,520 --> 01:55:06,000 genuine. I hate when people say that, 2002 01:55:06,000 --> 01:55:10,200 that yeah. So he heard the statement and it 2003 01:55:10,200 --> 01:55:14,360 was just read by an AI. When people say that that like 2004 01:55:14,360 --> 01:55:19,080 the the word that the word that twice in a row, yeah, I hate, I 2005 01:55:19,080 --> 01:55:22,280 hate when I when I get that in an e-mail and I have to like 2006 01:55:22,280 --> 01:55:22,720 figure it. Out. 2007 01:55:22,720 --> 01:55:27,080 Hey, this is Judge Todd Lang. We got another ang in here. 2008 01:55:27,080 --> 01:55:29,320 Dude. We had Yang Lang and Lang Mark's 2009 01:55:29,320 --> 01:55:31,760 on his hang. Hey, got him looking like Ang. 2010 01:55:31,760 --> 01:55:35,760 That's a take K-47 line free take K. 2011 01:55:35,760 --> 01:55:39,360 If if Oprah was born 200 years ago, she'd be Hang. 2012 01:55:41,600 --> 01:55:45,760 So yeah, so he this road rage guy killed Pelkey, killed Pelkey 2013 01:55:45,760 --> 01:55:48,400 and his family, wrote a statement and then created AAI 2014 01:55:48,400 --> 01:55:50,800 generated version of the shooting victim to. 2015 01:55:50,920 --> 01:55:56,280 I cannot believe, cannot believe that the defense, the defense 2016 01:55:56,280 --> 01:55:58,880 like let that be entered into court. 2017 01:55:59,200 --> 01:56:01,400 It's an impact statement, so you can't really do shit at that 2018 01:56:01,400 --> 01:56:02,440 point. He's already been. 2019 01:56:02,840 --> 01:56:05,040 Yeah, you can. I guess you could. 2020 01:56:05,040 --> 01:56:06,600 It's AI though. Objection. 2021 01:56:07,240 --> 01:56:10,720 No, no, no. It has to be like given to the 2022 01:56:10,720 --> 01:56:13,920 defense ahead of time. Like this is the evidence that 2023 01:56:13,920 --> 01:56:17,040 we're going to provide and then has to be agreed upon by the 2024 01:56:17,040 --> 01:56:20,640 judge. So like this is OK unless they 2025 01:56:20,640 --> 01:56:23,520 just like Willy nilly just like fucking played it. 2026 01:56:23,800 --> 01:56:26,160 And so like, oh, that'd be weak. It's not even going to be that 2027 01:56:26,160 --> 01:56:27,800 believable. And then they play it and he's 2028 01:56:27,800 --> 01:56:29,080 like, shit, that was really good. 2029 01:56:29,080 --> 01:56:30,640 Fuck, I'm done. I'm screwed. 2030 01:56:30,640 --> 01:56:32,360 Yeah, well, they're not shitty lawyers. 2031 01:56:33,360 --> 01:56:36,520 The digital afterlife industry. That is going on back the fuck 2032 01:56:36,520 --> 01:56:41,720 up. OK, so So what you're saying is 2033 01:56:43,440 --> 01:56:46,240 these people are dead because like we've talked about on the 2034 01:56:46,240 --> 01:56:51,280 podcast about like uploading your memory, you know, so like 2035 01:56:51,280 --> 01:56:55,800 so this is just like AI generated of what this person 2036 01:56:56,040 --> 01:56:59,080 might have said, but then it looks like. 2037 01:56:59,160 --> 01:57:00,280 Or you'd be. But you could. 2038 01:57:00,480 --> 01:57:02,080 Well, no. You could make it say whatever 2039 01:57:02,120 --> 01:57:04,800 you wanted. So you so like the mom could 2040 01:57:04,800 --> 01:57:09,040 just type out like a statement and then just and then make it 2041 01:57:09,040 --> 01:57:12,080 look like like her dead son was saying it. 2042 01:57:14,080 --> 01:57:16,920 And that's immiscible in court. That's what we're doing. 2043 01:57:17,680 --> 01:57:21,040 Judge said that that, that, that, that, that, that looks 2044 01:57:21,080 --> 01:57:24,240 genuine. Dude, that that, that, that, 2045 01:57:24,240 --> 01:57:30,320 that that seems not fair and. Yeah, it's pretty fucked up. 2046 01:57:30,400 --> 01:57:35,160 Obviously not OK And like that's a that's a slippery ass slope, 2047 01:57:35,160 --> 01:57:38,320 if that's even like continuing past like this. 2048 01:57:38,880 --> 01:57:41,200 The. Also, by the way, by the way, 2049 01:57:41,200 --> 01:57:45,160 Joseph and I had a special interview with a guy, a bail 2050 01:57:45,160 --> 01:57:51,120 bondsman, the the spokesperson of bail bondsman in Texas about 2051 01:57:51,120 --> 01:57:54,440 cashless bail. Yeah, I just saw a headline 2052 01:57:54,440 --> 01:57:57,640 earlier today that Trump passed a bill that ending cashless 2053 01:57:57,640 --> 01:58:00,400 bail. Quick update. 2054 01:58:04,040 --> 01:58:06,960 The afterlife industry, which manages a person's digital 2055 01:58:06,960 --> 01:58:10,920 assets after death, is expected to quadruple in size to nearly 2056 01:58:10,920 --> 01:58:13,080 $80 billion over the next decade. 2057 01:58:13,440 --> 01:58:15,480 That includes the creation of dead bots. 2058 01:58:15,480 --> 01:58:19,040 The more immersive these bots become, the more technology 2059 01:58:19,040 --> 01:58:22,080 companies are exploring their commercial potential, causing 2060 01:58:22,080 --> 01:58:24,520 concern in the research community and elsewhere. 2061 01:58:24,720 --> 01:58:28,480 This is powerful rhetoric with a dead bot because it's tapping 2062 01:58:28,480 --> 01:58:32,320 into all that emotion, longing and vulnerability it, said New 2063 01:58:32,320 --> 01:58:38,200 Yorker cartoonist Amy Cruzenwheel Kurtzville. 2064 01:58:38,880 --> 01:58:41,320 Her work? OK, So what if what if it was 2065 01:58:41,320 --> 01:58:45,760 like somebody like Mark Twain? Wait, he's just going to say the 2066 01:58:45,760 --> 01:58:48,560 N word and be like sorry man, it was my time. 2067 01:58:48,960 --> 01:58:51,080 No. Product of the. 2068 01:58:51,080 --> 01:58:54,320 Times no what? Like not even. 2069 01:58:56,080 --> 01:58:58,480 But like what? Mark Twain was like, like, like, 2070 01:58:58,520 --> 01:59:01,560 like, like. More progressive than I know. 2071 01:59:01,600 --> 01:59:05,880 I'm just What would Mark Twain say that would be relevant to 2072 01:59:05,880 --> 01:59:08,280 now? Oh. 2073 01:59:09,080 --> 01:59:10,800 All all sorts of shit. I just but. 2074 01:59:10,800 --> 01:59:13,080 Like, no, I know. Well, you could make him say 2075 01:59:13,080 --> 01:59:17,360 whatever, but I'm saying is it'd be it depends like the connect. 2076 01:59:17,360 --> 01:59:19,960 Like if you just read like, like, just like quotes from Mark 2077 01:59:19,960 --> 01:59:24,000 Twain, they like, like easily could be applied to like, like 2078 01:59:24,720 --> 01:59:26,960 what's happening right now, like he's like. 2079 01:59:26,960 --> 01:59:29,760 People would use him in a way that's not going to be for that 2080 01:59:29,760 --> 01:59:30,960 It's. Like, well, no, I get that. 2081 01:59:31,000 --> 01:59:32,440 I get that. No, I get that part. 2082 01:59:32,440 --> 01:59:34,120 My, my, OK, this is what I'm saying. 2083 01:59:35,240 --> 01:59:41,960 Is there a difference between using like historical famous 2084 01:59:44,200 --> 01:59:53,520 dead people AI versus your son died in a car accident when he 2085 01:59:53,520 --> 01:59:57,720 was 27 and we're using it in a court case. 2086 01:59:57,720 --> 02:00:04,000 You know what I'm saying? And, and it's like, it's like, 2087 02:00:04,200 --> 02:00:08,840 like like the Tupac, like hologram at fucking like 2088 02:00:08,840 --> 02:00:10,000 Coachella, Coachella or. Whatever. 2089 02:00:10,920 --> 02:00:13,320 Yeah, yeah, Coachella, you know, like that's what I'm trying to 2090 02:00:13,320 --> 02:00:17,120 say. It's like, like, like there's a 2091 02:00:17,120 --> 02:00:20,040 balance to this. And like I used to sell like 2092 02:00:20,080 --> 02:00:23,880 Zippos wholesale and like I would and like they would buy 2093 02:00:23,880 --> 02:00:26,800 like a display for like 190, like 192. 2094 02:00:26,800 --> 02:00:28,680 And then they would just like ask me to pick them out. 2095 02:00:29,080 --> 02:00:32,000 And it's just like all like Bob Marley, Tupac. 2096 02:00:32,240 --> 02:00:36,600 It's like all like all Jimi Hendrix, you know, like it's 2097 02:00:36,600 --> 02:00:41,240 like all these like families like cashing in on like their 2098 02:00:41,240 --> 02:00:45,480 namesake and it feels like that would like I could see that 2099 02:00:45,480 --> 02:00:51,520 happening like with AI and. But it's a Gray area. 2100 02:00:51,520 --> 02:00:53,680 So like, that's what I'm saying. Are they going to have to pay 2101 02:00:53,680 --> 02:00:56,960 these families, right? Well, if they don't have to. 2102 02:00:57,120 --> 02:00:59,400 No, no, they will. No, that's what I'm saying. 2103 02:00:59,680 --> 02:01:02,960 I think these families are going to license the shit out, No? 2104 02:01:03,800 --> 02:01:06,480 Probably. But using it in court? 2105 02:01:07,240 --> 02:01:11,800 Are we kidding? Unless it was like a suicide 2106 02:01:11,800 --> 02:01:16,560 note that that person wrote or something you know? 2107 02:01:18,400 --> 02:01:21,320 Yeah. That makes sense to me, 'cause 2108 02:01:21,320 --> 02:01:26,520 then maybe it's like, OK, it's like maybe like that letter 2109 02:01:26,800 --> 02:01:33,840 doesn't describe or like maybe it's like it, it like you get 2110 02:01:33,840 --> 02:01:37,200 like the impact of what they were saying more like if you get 2111 02:01:37,200 --> 02:01:40,840 like AAI video of them saying it, but as long as it was like 2112 02:01:40,840 --> 02:01:43,760 their words. But if it's just like somebody 2113 02:01:43,760 --> 02:01:47,600 else writing for them and then making it look like them like 2114 02:01:47,600 --> 02:01:52,240 any of like that AI like vocals that I put out like on my music 2115 02:01:53,080 --> 02:01:56,240 I wrote like, you know, it's like I like I would never like 2116 02:01:56,240 --> 02:02:02,640 have AI like fucking like like put vocals out and write the 2117 02:02:02,640 --> 02:02:04,520 shit for me. It's like, it's like, Nah, it's 2118 02:02:04,520 --> 02:02:09,680 like I'm either writing it and singing it myself or covering 2119 02:02:09,680 --> 02:02:14,520 somebody else's song, or if it's AI doing the vocals, like I'm 2120 02:02:14,520 --> 02:02:18,560 writing the lyrics, like I'm not like just like letting like a 2121 02:02:18,600 --> 02:02:21,680 robot just like handle this and like, I don't know, it just 2122 02:02:21,680 --> 02:02:26,080 feels awful to me. Yeah, this is a quote. 2123 02:02:26,080 --> 02:02:29,520 Ethically, I think using dead people is not sound at all, said 2124 02:02:29,520 --> 02:02:33,560 Camille Chang, head of content for AI marketing company Next, 2125 02:02:33,560 --> 02:02:36,640 which is currently developing AI avatars for professional 2126 02:02:36,640 --> 02:02:39,360 basketball teams to use in advertising campaigns. 2127 02:02:39,800 --> 02:02:42,560 Only they're working with living athletes, not dead ones. 2128 02:02:42,880 --> 02:02:45,480 Why the hell would I want my grandma to say anything that's 2129 02:02:45,480 --> 02:02:48,400 not authentic? Alex Quinn, CEO of Authentic 2130 02:02:48,400 --> 02:02:51,880 Interactions Incorporated, the parent company of Deadbot 2131 02:02:51,880 --> 02:02:55,040 creator Story File. It would really turn me off as a 2132 02:02:55,040 --> 02:02:58,960 consumer, and I don't think that leaves us with any high level, 2133 02:02:58,960 --> 02:03:02,800 with a high level of reputation. But Quinn said he's absolutely 2134 02:03:02,800 --> 02:03:05,800 interested in seeing if there's other ways to make Deadbots ad 2135 02:03:05,800 --> 02:03:07,880 friendly. One scenario could involve 2136 02:03:07,880 --> 02:03:12,080 inserting ads into people's conversations with dead bots. 2137 02:03:12,080 --> 02:03:14,760 Just like how traditional commercial breaks pop up during 2138 02:03:14,760 --> 02:03:18,560 TV shows, we can instruct those avatars to actually probe for 2139 02:03:18,560 --> 02:03:20,720 intubation. You know, who's your favorite 2140 02:03:20,720 --> 02:03:22,760 athlete? What jersey might you be 2141 02:03:22,760 --> 02:03:25,320 interested in? So I mean, yeah, I mean, that's 2142 02:03:25,320 --> 02:03:27,360 what I'm saying is even he's like, that's terrible. 2143 02:03:27,560 --> 02:03:30,280 But I am interested to see how we can make money off of this 2144 02:03:30,280 --> 02:03:32,480 and fucking use it. But that I don't like it. 2145 02:03:32,480 --> 02:03:36,320 But you know what? I like it, so it's gonna happen. 2146 02:03:36,360 --> 02:03:38,240 It's just kind. Of weird, you know, you know 2147 02:03:38,240 --> 02:03:42,240 who's gonna be the first like, well, I wouldn't say first, but 2148 02:03:43,280 --> 02:03:48,680 for sure, like, I don't know, victim's the right word but. 2149 02:03:49,160 --> 02:03:51,080 Elvis. No, Snoop Dogg do. 2150 02:03:52,520 --> 02:03:56,000 You think? Snoop Dogg's in once he passes 2151 02:03:56,000 --> 02:03:58,360 away, God willing, it's like 100 years from now. 2152 02:03:59,600 --> 02:04:03,520 But like, Oh, yeah. But like, there will still be 2153 02:04:03,520 --> 02:04:06,960 Snoop Dogg commercials after he dies. 2154 02:04:07,000 --> 02:04:08,880 Like Super Pizzle. Yeah. 2155 02:04:08,880 --> 02:04:10,920 Like where It's like AI Snoop Dogg. 2156 02:04:10,920 --> 02:04:13,520 Like it's not even him like. You want to clean your floor, 2157 02:04:13,560 --> 02:04:15,280 you got to get a swiftful swift like. 2158 02:04:15,640 --> 02:04:18,720 Yeah, him and Shaq. It's just like, well, that's. 2159 02:04:19,040 --> 02:04:21,200 What I'm saying but you can name off like if they start doing 2160 02:04:21,200 --> 02:04:23,000 this. I'm talking about like, yeah. 2161 02:04:23,240 --> 02:04:25,240 Like, what's their dad when they're when they're not here? 2162 02:04:25,560 --> 02:04:27,320 Shaq. Snoop Dogg. 2163 02:04:27,560 --> 02:04:31,000 The entire 27 club the. Madonna. 2164 02:04:31,400 --> 02:04:34,520 The entire 27th club like. Elvis, they're all yeah. 2165 02:04:34,680 --> 02:04:42,440 Yeah, yeah, exactly. Tupac, Biggie, all of them did. 2166 02:04:43,360 --> 02:04:52,600 Diddy no AI Diddy last article Trump moves to ban flag burning. 2167 02:04:53,800 --> 02:04:55,880 He's burning. He's signing an executive order 2168 02:04:55,880 --> 02:04:58,680 to ban flag burning, which is fucking stupid. 2169 02:04:58,680 --> 02:05:00,200 I already thought that was a law. 2170 02:05:00,880 --> 02:05:03,440 It is. You can't like use a flag to 2171 02:05:03,440 --> 02:05:07,760 like start your BBQ, but you can burn a flag in protest. 2172 02:05:07,760 --> 02:05:09,960 It's freedom of speech. That's what I thought. 2173 02:05:10,880 --> 02:05:13,320 Yeah, I know. Oh, so you're saying that no 2174 02:05:13,320 --> 02:05:14,800 longer? That first? 2175 02:05:14,840 --> 02:05:16,960 Well, no, I mean what? What if the flag? 2176 02:05:16,960 --> 02:05:18,320 What if? What if the flag was made in 2177 02:05:18,400 --> 02:05:20,280 China? It's going to get, it's going to 2178 02:05:20,280 --> 02:05:24,000 get challenged because it's been a, it's like, I mean, it's not a 2179 02:05:24,000 --> 02:05:27,280 super precedent, but it's a precedent that it's been the 2180 02:05:27,280 --> 02:05:29,000 1st. What if it's a Confederate flag? 2181 02:05:30,560 --> 02:05:33,160 Yeah, that's fine. It better be fucking fine. 2182 02:05:33,400 --> 02:05:34,920 You can start your BBQ with that. 2183 02:05:35,600 --> 02:05:36,560 I cannot. Wait. 2184 02:05:37,040 --> 02:05:42,520 But it's stupid because I think the first case was in 1989, then 2185 02:05:42,520 --> 02:05:46,120 there was another court case that upheld it in 90 where it's 2186 02:05:46,120 --> 02:05:48,160 been challenged by the Supreme Court. 2187 02:05:48,440 --> 02:05:52,840 There's a guy arrested for like, burning one not in protest in 2188 02:05:52,840 --> 02:05:55,160 front of the White House the other day. 2189 02:05:55,440 --> 02:05:58,040 So the next day, Trump's like, I'm setting an executive order 2190 02:05:58,240 --> 02:06:02,120 trying to make it a minimum of one year in jail and get the 2191 02:06:02,120 --> 02:06:05,360 Department of Justice to like, prosecute these people. 2192 02:06:05,680 --> 02:06:08,600 But it's stupid, like I said, because this is going to get 2193 02:06:08,600 --> 02:06:10,600 challenged. It's going to get upheld by the 2194 02:06:10,600 --> 02:06:13,200 Supreme Court that you can in protest. 2195 02:06:13,240 --> 02:06:16,400 It's just no, don't, do not be so sure about that, bro. 2196 02:06:19,760 --> 02:06:23,040 I wish, I wish, I wish we could be sure about that. 2197 02:06:23,680 --> 02:06:25,560 I do not trust the Supreme Court right now. 2198 02:06:29,040 --> 02:06:34,120 Yeah, I I trust them more than I did, which isn't very much. 2199 02:06:39,440 --> 02:06:41,840 I I don't know. I don't know. 2200 02:06:41,840 --> 02:06:44,120 I did. If they were as bad as I thought 2201 02:06:44,120 --> 02:06:45,920 they were going to be, they wouldn't give push back on 2202 02:06:45,920 --> 02:06:49,720 anything. I don't understand why they give 2203 02:06:49,720 --> 02:06:53,120 a fuck about anything. They have lifetime appointments 2204 02:06:53,120 --> 02:06:55,440 bro. They're the third branch of 2205 02:06:55,440 --> 02:06:58,960 government equal branch. Like they could tell Trump to go 2206 02:06:58,960 --> 02:07:01,200 fuck himself and like it wouldn't matter. 2207 02:07:01,200 --> 02:07:04,960 Like you can't fire him. Like like that's why I just 2208 02:07:05,640 --> 02:07:08,040 that's why I don't trust him. It's like it's like y'all are 2209 02:07:08,040 --> 02:07:10,800 like bending the fucking knee dude. 2210 02:07:10,800 --> 02:07:14,960 It's like I I don't even get it with the Supreme Court. 2211 02:07:15,920 --> 02:07:18,520 Dude bro, they overturned Roe V Wade. 2212 02:07:21,720 --> 02:07:23,480 Well, yeah, but that was a lifelong goal. 2213 02:07:24,520 --> 02:07:28,120 Right. But three of them testified in 2214 02:07:28,120 --> 02:07:32,080 front of Congress saying that they wouldn't do it, and then 2215 02:07:32,080 --> 02:07:35,560 within a year they did it. No, I know they're full of shit. 2216 02:07:35,600 --> 02:07:37,240 That's why I don't trust them. That's all I'm saying. 2217 02:07:37,760 --> 02:07:40,360 Well, we'll see, but he's trying to be signed an executive. 2218 02:07:40,360 --> 02:07:46,120 Well, also also also Elon, Elon and and you maggot magtards like 2219 02:07:46,720 --> 02:07:49,120 over fucking like freedom of speech. 2220 02:07:49,720 --> 02:07:54,640 We we can't burn flags anymore. Like you guys made it illegal to 2221 02:07:54,680 --> 02:07:58,440 like support Palestine like out of college. 2222 02:07:58,640 --> 02:08:02,600 You know, it's like we thought there was like ultimate freedom 2223 02:08:02,600 --> 02:08:06,960 of speech. Shout out Gaza, listen to the 2224 02:08:06,960 --> 02:08:11,160 pod. Oh, I mean, there's not really 2225 02:08:11,160 --> 02:08:13,000 much more to say about. This or the West Bank? 2226 02:08:13,560 --> 02:08:16,120 He's just trying to do it. No, I know. 2227 02:08:16,120 --> 02:08:17,800 Well, yeah, And that's the thing. 2228 02:08:17,800 --> 02:08:20,720 And that's how you know, Trump is weak is because he has to do 2229 02:08:20,720 --> 02:08:23,200 executive orders because he can't get shit put through 2230 02:08:23,200 --> 02:08:26,520 Congress, because he's not a real fucking powerful dude. 2231 02:08:26,880 --> 02:08:28,960 So he has to like, try to act like a king. 2232 02:08:29,120 --> 02:08:32,080 It's like executive order. Executive order because he, 2233 02:08:32,080 --> 02:08:35,000 because he don't actually like have like money moves, dude. 2234 02:08:35,320 --> 02:08:37,720 Like it's like you can't get shit through Congress because 2235 02:08:37,720 --> 02:08:41,040 your shit sucks. He's got no motion. 2236 02:08:41,720 --> 02:08:44,920 He just did. I don't even get it. 2237 02:08:44,920 --> 02:08:47,400 It's like I don't understand his mentality. 2238 02:08:48,080 --> 02:08:50,320 Lost in lost in the sauce. Totally. 2239 02:08:50,320 --> 02:08:53,880 It's like, I like, is Stephen Miller really like, like 2240 02:08:53,920 --> 02:08:56,000 hypnotized his motherfucker or what? 2241 02:08:56,000 --> 02:08:59,000 Like, why would he even care? Like, why wouldn't he just, 2242 02:08:59,000 --> 02:09:00,920 like, enjoy life being president? 2243 02:09:00,920 --> 02:09:05,200 Like chill the fuck out, Yeah. True. 2244 02:09:08,640 --> 02:09:12,520 Watch it for articles. Meditate, bitches. 2245 02:09:13,520 --> 02:09:16,320 Make sure y'all like, follow, subscribe, share, leave a 2246 02:09:16,320 --> 02:09:19,600 comment, whatever. We appreciate y'all listening. 2247 02:09:19,600 --> 02:09:21,680 Shout out Gaza listening to the pod. 2248 02:09:21,680 --> 02:09:22,800 That's fucking awesome. Good. 2249 02:09:22,880 --> 02:09:28,240 Show. And yeah, y'all just be good, be 2250 02:09:28,240 --> 02:09:31,400 safe, don't take any Trazodone. Definitely not. 2251 02:09:32,480 --> 02:09:37,000 Public service announcement. And as always, go fuck 2252 02:09:37,000 --> 02:09:40,080 yourselves. But not me for two weeks. 2253 02:09:40,920 --> 02:09:43,520 Yeah, two weeks off. I guess a week now. 2254 02:09:44,680 --> 02:09:50,240 Layoff Goody's piece. Or doubt, shout out.