Hey y'all Mr. Getty 2 shows. Just wanted to give you a heads
up that we had some audio issues with Joseph and I thought about
editing out the entire process but it was too funny so I kept
it in. Enjoy.
This shit don't make sense. But we I love fucking you.
You were fucking me. I fucking love you, you fucking
love me. This shit don't make sense.
But when we broke up I wanted to die.
A month later we fucked each other.
I thought I came back to life maybe.
I thought we loved each other. I thought we'd rediscover
another. But you said no.
Now I feel fucked for that. This shit don't make sense for
me. I love fucking you.
You love fucking me. I fucking love you, you fuck.
Hello this shit. Don't make sense what it do,
what it do, what it do. It is your boy Andrew Schultz
taking Mr. Goody 2 shoes and who am I with?
As always, Joseph Huggins AKA old man Huggy.
Talk shit or get off the pod. Episode 186 186.
I just got a 96 on my traffic school exam.
Welcome, motherfuckers. Do you know what question you
missed? No, I didn't go back and like,
I, I, I, they gave me it to me. But I, you know, it's funny that
you say that 'cause I was pissed I didn't get 100, but I didn't
actually take the time to like, care which one I got wrong.
Like I was just like, whatever, dude, I couldn't like you can
just Google the fucking questions and I did that and I
didn't get 100. That's what I'm saying.
But but this was like supposed to be like the fastest traffic
school legally allowed, and I've and I did.
I know and I great. To walk into.
I mean, no, this is on the Internet.
Well, I know I get it. It's I get just to, but it's
like you're really learning a lot.
Well, that's like literally the name of the company.
It's like fast traffic school. I know like they're just like
whatever, they're just certified with the like with the DMV.
So and like, it was actually like one of the first ones on
the list if you click on traffic school information on the
Ventura County Superior Court website.
That's right. I just shattered them out but
but like because I took travel school a couple years ago, you
know, baby driver lyricist over here just getting tickets all
the time. Fun story though.
But like so anyway, so I, when I took it the first time I did it
and it was like super quick like like because some of them like
they try to sell you that it's quick, but it's like actually
not like, and like all of them are going to be like, you know,
fast, fast, fast. But then it's like all of a
sudden like 6 hours later you're fucked.
Like so like this one was actually quick, but I just had
to keep my screen open for like a period of like an hour.
But I didn't have to like do anything.
It was just like you went through this too quick, like,
you know, it has to be like this long.
So then I just walked away from my computer and then came back
and just like hit complete like after because I'd already done
everything that that was a couple years ago.
So I wanted something like that this one way quicker, dude, way
quicker. Like I was able to just, it was
like 7 chapters, 3 questions, 3 quizzes or like a quiz at each
one, but like 3 questions on each quiz and you just answer
them. I would Google the answers if I
didn't know it and then as soon as I was done, 25 questions boom
boom boom I missed one. Damn. 40 bucks the.
Quickest legally allowed the cheapest breaks you could
legally have. Like that's just like, nothing
about that. No no like it but bonus bonus.
Like I just recently got a speeding ticket for going 74
like an asshole. Like in a 65 on the 101 this
dude gets to me with the 74 asked me if I like I was
swerving because my dog was in the front seat and I was like no
I was like eating chili fries because I just picked him up.
This is all my way to go get the mushrooms like before the Post
Malone show. Like I was in a hurry, like
'cause I just like got off work. I picked up my dog, I had I'd
grab food. I had to go meet this guy and go
back to Westlake and like, and it was just like, it doesn't
even matter. But it wasn't on the website,
like on the court website, like it's not under my name.
This is like it's happened like like June, I guess, like 17th,
right? Like.
I got. I have.
But like, is it possible or just let me ask you for your advice,
is it possible that this cop is just like, I'm not even going to
file this ticket? Or do.
You or do you think that they just haven't uploaded it yet?
Because usually like wouldn't it be on there by now, like a
couple weeks? Yeah, I mean, I have court
coming up and it's because I got pulled over by a state trooper
74. I was going 91 and a 65 coming
out Temple, TX on 35 going north.
Yeah. Yeah.
But right, So it's like the. Four different bro.
So Oh yeah, that's big, big leagues.
I I, I I just got on the freeway and this motherfucker hit me at
the seven Ford. Like literally I just on like
just entered the freeway and he pulled and I looked and he pulls
me over and I'm going off on the next exit before I even get up.
Like the grade, like it's like. I've had I've had a speeding
ticket and of like there's not one on my records since I was
probably like 18. So I don't think I'm in pretty
good shape with like getting this one because to I want like
deferred judeication or whatever or traffic school.
But to do that you had to you have to plead not guilty.
But it was weird as shit because it's all the way out in temple.
So it's like this tiny ass little courthouse.
It's speed trap, right. So I either speed.
Trap. You're going 91 bro.
Well, but like you're coming into temple and it drops down
from 75. I was passing a truck.
They got like four of us. So it's like we were all kind of
moving. But it is what it is.
But I had to say not guilty to talk to somebody about getting
that. So it was like I had to go to
Temple, TX for court at like 9:00 in the morning and you can
call this phone and call it and talk to somebody.
Nobody ever answers the day before at like 83845.
So it picks up the phone. Yeah, it's like oh shit, ask
1000 questions. You just got kind of quiet.
Did I? Yeah, they sent me.
Still quiet. Yeah, I think you might have
upped your mic. Never.
There you go, now. Now you're muted.
What about now? All good, OK.
So they answer the phone and I have to feel like if you show up
to court tomorrow, you're pleading guilty and you have to
just pay the fine. Or you can e-mail us a plea of
not guilty with all this information and we'll call you.
It's like what? And she was like, yeah, those
are your two options. So I didn't have to go, but I
plead via e-mail and I just got an e-mail.
Boom, like 2 days ago. He got court on the 22nd.
Think I can do video call. So I think I got to sit down and
do a video call with like the County Attorney about trying to
get this ticket not stuck on my record.
You might keeps going in and out.
I wonder what what about now I? Mean, that sounds good.
That sounds good now, OK. I'll let you know.
Oh, damn. No, Maybe it was a little bit
loose because I had volumes on the Yes.
OK, good. You're good.
So there I was, right. No.
So I got to like so I had a plea via e-mail that emailed me back.
Got a video call with this County Attorney now.
You're out again. That's swear to God.
I swear like you. When you twisted it, it did like
change things. So like, maybe you should twist
it again. Twist.
What I. Don't know whenever you were
messing with it like I like. What about now that?
Sounds good again now, OK. The stream is cutting out of I.
Know I could tell just this whole weird, just this whole
life's just crumbling right now in front of me.
No, I'm just wondering when, Mike.
'S going out and then all of a oh there.
It is no. Now it's back up, it seems fine.
My audios are goofy, it's all bouncy.
So we'll see. Hopefully I can keep it off my
record, but yeah. Fingers crossed.
I've gotten I guess 4 tickets but so the one I did traffic
school so it's not on my record. 1 I couldn't because it was too
close to the traffic school so I had so I took the hit on that.
This one that I just did traffic school not on my record.
And then now we have like a ghost one.
Like, I mean, I'm going to like have to like go double check the
ticket, make sure I'm looking like it.
Maybe it was like from the Highway Patrol and that would be
different than the Ventura County Superior Court.
But I don't think so. Like it's like traffic tickets
or traffic tickets are like in the county, right?
Yeah, you would. One would think.
See, I got it. I did get another speeding
ticket pretty recently, but it was a little, it was a stupid
one. It was 52 and a 45.
This guy was a Dick Mike's. Still fucked up.
Pulls me over and gives me a ticket and I got that one
fucked. Up again, this is fun.
Then I don't know, but it's. Like significant.
What about now? Yep.
Check, check, check. See.
That one's not as fluttery. That seems fine.
Cool. Better, yeah.
But I'm telling you like if like it does sound fine.
Like it's not like it's like sounds shitty.
It's like either fine or and also no just cut to like being
super quiet. Weird.
But like too quiet and then obvious and just like obvious
like notice of just like change. I thought like you hadn't
updated the notes because I saw the first therapy question, but
then I got it because it still applies.
Oh yeah, so it was. But definitely it was because
I'm a genius. Sucks, but I was right.
Yeah. Let's just get into it.
You ready to do therapy questions?
Yes, Sir. All right, therapy question
number one. It's just a follow up of last
week. Diddy Talk verdict came out.
So whenever we did the podcast last week, they'd come up with
verdicts on four of the five charges.
And they were dead. They were deadlocked on the
racket audio. Fucked OK.
They were dead locked on the racketeering charge last week.
Whenever we did the the show the next morning, they came out with
their verdict. That is true.
What are? Your thoughts on this?
Well, like, when I first heard about it, all I had just heard
was like, it was gonna get released or he might get
released that day. And I was like, wait, what?
But then I read about it and I was like, he's still probably
gonna go to fucking jail, right? Like for 20 years.
And they refused to like, give him bail.
Well, he won't go for 20 years. I mean, what the charges?
Are like 10-2 each 10 years. Well, so he got so there was 5
charges for those of y'all who don't know he got found guilty
on 2, not guilty on three. The three serious charges, I'm
sure audio fucking up the three the three serious charges like
racketeering, forcefully transporting somebody for the
means of prostitution and the arson.
I believe or no, they dropped the arson.
There's one more but or it was still related, but it was all
forcible. So it was like kid basically
kidnapping somebody. He was found not guilty on those
and he just got found guilty on transporting somebody with means
of prostitution, but not by force. 2 charges of that also
known as Man Mann man charges but they're not serious crimes
like most people man. Start stand for.
But I couldn't. I don't know the what's an
acronym for? That's what the the acronym, but
you don't even know, but it's. What it's called, yeah, I mean,
that's no one's haven't like dumped that deep into it just
from what I've done in my research.
But that's a charge that normally people get probation or
maybe do like a year each. The two charges he got found
guilty of carry each carry a maximum of 10 years.
But see like Rico, a lot of those, they have mandatory
minimums. That's why that was such a big
deal because one of those like racketeering that's going to
have it's what, like 25 to life, 15 to life at least.
Think each one of them, the lowest end of the spectrum was a
15 year minimum. Now he's out of that, that
territory. There is no minimum.
He's probably going to get like four more years.
He's going to get credit for a year.
It's probably going to do about five years maybe.
And they denied bail because in the testimony which we talked
about, I told you like the defense did like a really, like
supposedly they did a good job of just crediting people, good
job of creating conflict of interest and issues and
testimony and poking holes and stuff that.
Bro, we have to pause this. Yeah, your audio is like, I'm
telling you that's like a problematic and like we were
going to just turn this shit off and it's too good for us to just
waste. Like you got to fix this.
I don't know. What I need to?
Do like we could just totally like start back at therapy
questions because and then start this again, at least for the
like audio, like for like the Spotify.
Yeah. I mean, I'm not sure why I'm
gonna just end. I'm gonna end.
Yeah. Because I'm not seeing as right
now it's fine. It seems like it's no.
But now it's out. Now it's out, I wonder.
Why it's doing that Check check check check check check I.
Like, I can now, like, edit the audio like before, like I like,
I used to be able to. And then they like, cut it out
like on the Spotify platform. So yeah, like, go somewhere
else. But like, now I figured it out
so I can splice it. I'm actually going to pause this
and we're on to therapy questions.
So therapy question number one, more of a discussion.
This Diddy shit. I mean, he got found not guilty
on three of the five charges, was found guilty on two of the
less serious charges, which is pretty crazy.
I mean, what do you, I mean, what are you thinking about
this? It's that, like I said, they
would have a hard time proving that it was a criminal
enterprise. The kidnapping, There's a lot of
like, yeah. Yeah, to be honest, like it is
kind of like a messy situation. Like even though like we all
know he's a piece of shit, like. Oh yeah.
Big time, right? It's like it's like, why isn't
he in jail? Like just for like beating a
woman on fucking camera. You know, it's like like like
that in itself, let alone like any of this like so, but also
just like the freak office like are so like absurd.
You know, it's like like, and in such like a unique weird fucking
thing that it's like, I get how it would be like hard to like.
Dude, it's fucking. Figure out like what to do about
this, even though all of it seems illegal.
It's like, well, how much of it is illegal?
You know, it's like, it's just like we got willing
participants. We got like probably people who
are being like are obviously being sex trafficked.
It's like, you know, it's like there's.
Like, well, I mean a. Girlfriend who under duress,
who's like, maybe, like, probably not well.
So he was found not guilty of like the transportation by force
to commit prostitution, essentially like kidnapping, not
guilty on the racketeering. He was found guilty on the two
nonviolent prostitution offenses or man man charges is what
they're called. And those normally people are
only going to jail for maybe a year or they're getting put on
like probation especially he's a first time offender.
He's probably going to get four more years, probably going to
get out in like 2 to 3. It'll be interesting to see.
Yeah, honestly, I really do. I mean he, I mean, there's a
chance he gets time served, but I doubt it.
I think with all the other stuff.
You just have to what? Get time served because he
served the time? No, but they might send.
In some to five, and then they'll give him four more years
and they'll give him credit because he's been in customs,
OK. So he's still going to get the
time served. For the year, but he could do
four more years on top. That OK, that's what I see
you're saying. You're saying like they like do
no time because the time served. That's not what I'm saying.
I'm saying like he'll get credit for whatever the fuck he's
already been in jail for. But.
There is a chance that he gets time served because most people
would not spend that long in federal prison on a charge like
that. Now since there's no mandatory
minimums, the maximum he could be sentenced is 20 years.
But that's if those also run concurrently, so rather so they
run separate. So he does 10, then he serves
the other 10. That's the only way it could
ever end up being 20 years. It's probably going to get
sentence to like one year for one of them, two to three and
then like 2 years for one, three years for another five years
total, something like that. But I mean, there's a chance he
walks. It's totally possible.
It's in the realm of possibility.
But no, I'm serious with the with, with the nature of the
charges and what he's charged, it won't even.
Let him the fuck out of jail. Well, and the reason why they
won't let him out of jail is because in the testimony,
because like I said, like last episode, supposedly they did a
good job discrediting witnesses, questioning stuff.
They use the swingers lifestyle defense strategy or some shit,
but they did a good job of poking holes in people's
testimony and some people are doubting when anybody had to say
whatever it came to like text messages.
The way that they didn't have Puff Daddy even or P Diddy
didn't even testify. They didn't even feel like he
needed to testify. They didn't feel like he.
Needed to they felt like that he would incriminate himself well.
Yeah, but I mean, there's no point, but that means they feel
like they did a good enough job in cross examining witnesses
that. That they didn't have to throw
the Hail Mary and put Diddy on the fucking stand.
Like I mean come on. He was never getting on the
fucking stand dude, like. It's like, I know, but I'm just
saying OJ. Get on the stand.
Your. Boy.
I'm just saying he he said that he put gloves on in front of
everybody. Oh my God, I can't even just
stop. But yeah, I mean, the text
messages, the witness testimony from these escorts talking about
how like some of these people would hit them up when Diddy
wasn't around and meet up with them, all of this other stuff.
There's a lot of dirty laundry flying around out there.
But it's not civil court. So it's it's Criminal Court.
It's federal Criminal Court. So I mean, this is a, this is a
win for Team P Diddy. If you're P Diddy and his
defense lawyers, you're elated this is the best outcome you
could potentially get besides being not guilty on all 5 is I.
Know and. Then the state, like I said
before, they they're going to drop charges.
They have too many. They overcharged them and they
tried to make it to where it was some big criminal conspiracy and
it was like, Nah, man, it's like 1 dude.
And yeah, he sends people out to procure him drugs, but he's not
like running like some international trafficking ring.
So I. Mean kind of though we don't
know where these people are from Like what do you mean?
Like he could be like shipping it, like I'm sure he's shipped
in some midgets from like fucking like Albania like for a
freak off like oh, I mean the. Whole the whole thing's fucking
crazy. The whole thing is fucking weird
as shit. But somehow he's found not
guilty on three of the five charges.
I'm sure government's pissed. They're probably fuming, and
they were done without prejudice.
So they can't be retried. He cannot be recharged for these
crimes. So it's not something that's
like up for a jury of his peers. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, but the civil lawsuits have gone like crazy,
like since, but it's like they've already been crazy.
Yeah, but the. Biggest civil lawsuit he's gonna
have that was the most credible was against Cassie and that
happened before he was in in prison.
Right. He settled that shit for like 50
million. She I.
Think the charges were there for a day.
She she the the charges. Oh yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally a day he got that done quickly.
And the next day it was done. But I mean, there was some
interesting testimony, a lot of different and it's a crazy case.
This is going to be a a fucking documentary like AOJC obviously.
Like you people, there's already documentaries about it.
Like I don't even know why you say that.
Like I mean. Like a no like a piece.
Surprising that this like a. People.
People versus OJ style. But yeah, like what is?
Has it not already happened? Like didn't 50 hit him with like
a documentary? Well.
Yeah, I mean, yeah. I mean, what are we saying, yes
or no? The fact that he the fact that.
He beat these three of the five charges out.
Of this, it will be studied in like law school like probably
like like how they like handled this like for sure just like how
like Israel like decapitated the entire Iranian like
Revolutionary Guard Corps and, and took out their fucking
nuclear shit like like that operation.
They invited everybody there and, and like, and they showed
up like assholes and then bombed them like a Red Wedding.
Like I mean like that'll be steady too.
Same thing with this. It's like this is how this will
be legal. Like for sure in Business
School, like business or not Business School, but like in law
school, like. Criminal law, yeah.
Therapy question #2 Would you visit a dinosaur park island?
There is a new Jurassic Park out.
I think it's just like fucking stupid.
I don't know why these people in this universe.
It sounds like the dumbest universe, like in the side of a
movie in Jurassic Park. It's like, look dude, some crazy
old man recreated dinosaurs. They killed a bunch of people,
they took over the island. Why do you keep coming back?
Why do you keep trying to tame in Jurassic?
Park, but don't you get like why like a little size about
dinosaurs would be like ever? I know.
I know I understand that, but what I'm saying is at some point
there's like a drop off in logic where these people keep going
back they. Keep trying to.
I thought what was this like? What's the like subtitle of
this? I don't know, but apparently
it's like it. No, it's like it's like
something about it being rebirth or yeah.
So it's probably like, have you seen it?
No, I haven't seen it. OK, so.
It's probably like has nothing to do, no?
It's the same. So I'm talking.
It's not like they know. About it the same they know that
these islands with all these. Shit exists.
How do you know? That they know that in this
movie it's a rebirth. It's the same universe.
It didn't. It's not like I was starting
from the very beginning and redoing.
It's not a remake. I just.
Thought that it's just a. Continuation of the timeline I
was using the. Idea of making I didn't know
that all of this that would be cooler.
That's what I thought like because I've only seen my like
the I was on a soccer team called the Raptors and my mom
made like the logos and it was like it was we were called the
Raptors because it was like the year Jurassic Park came out and
like I've seen that one and maybe like another one, but like
none of the new ones. I didn't know it was supposed to
be like fucking Marvel Universe where it's like all supposed to
like make sense together. I thought they were just like,
yo, like we have the idea of like making dinosaurs like in
modern times and we're just going to play with that.
I didn't know that it had to like make sense like with each
other. Yeah, they supposedly, I mean,
they're supposed to. So they have like Chris Pratt,
all of that. It's just like, it's just the
universe in that world is dumb as fuck because everybody just
keeps trying to like, tame these dinosaurs.
Fuck with these dinosaurs. They're even supposed to be
there. Let's just reopen the park.
What's the? We're just supposed to give up
Kawhi because that's where they're at.
It's safe. Now, you know, that's why the
Raptors, Toronto Raptors are called that.
It's because it's the year that that movie came out.
It was a fan vote and everybody voted for the Raptors and that's
why my mom. Actually drew the logo, I think,
and that's how I found out. I was like, what?
You're gonna get it, art. You don't ever fuck around with
it. That's right, that's a hard logo
to draw. Honestly, wouldn't be easy and
easy out here. Being a Raptor I wouldn't go to
a dinosaur park island have had like T rex's and Raptors and
shit Australians walking around with shotguns I.
Would have felt like there was like I just need to know the
percentages here like of like like the the shit pop off every
time or like it. Looks like dude like 8 Movies OK
but. Like like.
I don't know there. Must be people who go and have a
good time and like nothing happens to them, right?
Yeah. I mean, I don't know.
I don't. I just want to know.
How many times like or how many people get to go and like have
70? If you have a 70% chance of it
going, great. Do you go to Dinosaur Island?
No, 30% is I don't understand. Why is my favorite place on
earth so like I might go? I might risk it bro.
I mean, yeah, I know it is stupid if like you got a 70%.
No, I'm asking if it's like 99 and like and then it's no, it's.
Not it's like. Like you know, you like, you
know, it's a risk. It's like, it's like bungee
jumping. It's like you're going to
probably be fine, but you might die.
Like I mean like people make that risk realize.
They've regressed a little bit in that.
Like I was talking to somebody that actually about this today,
because actually, sorry, yesterday he was wearing a
Jurassic Park shirt and I was like, have you seen the new one?
He was like, yeah, it's all right.
It's like it's pretty good, whatever.
But when we were talking about it, I was like in the first two
Jurassic Parks, you don't see a lot of people die.
Like in the first one, the guy that you see get eaten is the
dude taking a shit. You know, he's hiding on the
toilet and it pulls them out. And everyone was like oh shit,
that's crazy looking. Other than that you don't really
see anybody like get eaten. Maybe the Raptor guy, but even
then it's pretty tame and it's just him getting tackled and
then it goes black. Now there's like the I think
maybe it's 2 movies ago. There's a part where they have
this big like atrium because they want to reopen the place.
So let's open up a dinosaur bird exhibit.
That's a great fucking idea. Well, the glass breaks, all
these things escape. Dude, there's just like a 15
minute just gore sesh of these things.
Just like eating people, plucking them out of the sky.
I mean plucking them up and taking them into the sky.
Well, dude. That's that's the Sharknado
effect probably. Like, no, there's no way, yeah.
It's like once you get me to. Go on a on a dinosaur island.
Fuck that dude. Well, you're risk adverse.
You and your people are risk adverse.
Like what do we like? I know it's just OK.
No, we all knew that you weren't going.
The question was would I do it and.
Like Jurassic Park 2, then Jurassic Park three.
They bring it to, fucking like San Diego.
They're like, let's bring these dinosaurs ashore.
That's the stupidest idea I've ever heard ashore.
And then we're gonna and then we're gonna trust them to open
up a park again later. Hey, All right, We figured it
out. We know what we did wrong the
last, what, three times? Now we're on four, bro.
Bro, bro, do you understand what timeline we live in?
Like none of this sounds like out of bounds to me.
Like that people would like agree to all of this.
Like they brought in the fucking dinosaur back into the fucking
White House dude. Like come on.
No man, I can't. Wouldn't do it.
Now you're my question real. Fuck up what?
It was like super quiet there. I think I was.
Just too far. No, it's like it's been fucked
up this whole time. I just didn't say anything.
I was going to figure out if I could just like figure it out in
the audio. That's.
Weird because I created a new. File too.
I was I was just going with it but like it.
But yeah, it is like just cuts out like every five like 5
seconds it goes either quiet. Well, that's weird.
Loud. And quiet.
But it's. Not like you can't hear you.
It's just like, yeah. It's just annoying, yeah, I'm
sure. Therapy question #3 What do you
think the biggest threat to us as a species is?
I mean, Brett, did we all just watch what happened out there in
Texas? Like, I mean, it's climate
change, obviously. You think so?
Climate change, obviously. Like Mother Nature never fucking
loses under fucking feeded. Like it's like, you know what's
so frustrating about climate change though?
Well, not probably there's 1000 things frustrating about it, but
like it's that like why is it always bad?
You know, it's like I always was.
I was saying like there's going to be winners and losers, like
some places are going to get better, but it just feels like
all of it's bad. It's like, why couldn't the
climate change? And it just got like fucking
tight, Yeah, but it. Couldn't you be tighter?
But really, yeah, it's what it is.
It's just like where we've set up our domiciles and like in our
cities and our shit like, you know, we weren't prepared for
that. It's like, it's like, it's not
like climate change it well, it's no, I take it back like the
glaciers and all that shit like might be like unsustainable, but
like and like the heat, but like I just being like if we knew
that it was going to be like crazy ass, like whether like in
this place, we wouldn't have like had houses there and Oh
yeah. And it's because it's changing
that that like we're getting like, like we're like caught off
guard on it. But but then no, it's just like
it, it actually is just unsustainable.
But like with like it's gonna get too hot and the fucking like
just like play like it doesn't even matter.
Like it's like, it's like it's just gonna take over like
society. Like bruh.
I agree definitely and. We're just all act like it's not
for the. Sake of argument, I mean I'd say
some foreign object crashing into earth.
That's always what the fuck. How was that the like?
Because we can hit a percentage on like the even the possibility
of that happening and it's like miniscule.
It would be terrible if it happens, but it's not the
biggest threat. I'm the same forsake of
argument. OK, OK.
But OK, and I'll get maybe I'll I'll pump my brakes a little bit
because that could end all of human life and I don't think
like. Biggest threat, Like yeah, I
don't. Think like, as you were saying,
like ending humanity. And I don't think climate change
is going to end humanity either. Just think it's going to just
destroy like a lot of people's lives.
An asteroid that's like 5 miles wide would like does.
It even have Does it even have to be like that?
No it. Doesn't have to and like that's
where that sounds like big, but in reality that'd be minuscule
into the shit that's flying around out there.
That would be probably that that'd be you don't scary 'cause
you can't you can't really do shit either.
What? What, We just hit an asteroid
with a fucking satellite on purpose to see if we could do
something like that and we and we did it first time we tried
and we did it. Yeah, I don't know.
I do. I'm not even worried about
asteroids anymore dude. Like what are you talking about?
Like we have a fucking people hanging out in space all the
time. Like we can't like deal with an
asteroid, like coming like. Yeah, but fucking.
Nuclear country and just like fucking put presidents faces in
mountains like we can't fucking asteroid up.
If it's too big, there's not really much shit you can do
about it. If it's too big, that's not.
True with the American spirit. Oh, I didn't know you were
shooting that up into space too. That makes more sense than Was
There American? Ingenuity we could do anything
if JFK came back We we just got his ass we get AI to like
recreate JFK what's. JFK Junior.
Well, yeah, I mean, he's still alive.
We don't need to recreate that. Yeah.
Yeah, that's what Q says. But I mean, climate change is
definitely like top of the list 'cause like you said, there's
there's not anything you that you can really do about it.
I mean. There is a lot of things that we
could do about it. Well, I.
Know but but. Once it ha like when it's
happening you're just fucked like but you could you could try
to prevent it from happening. Because it's been hot as fuck
here and we've had no, and we've had like not that much rain and
then it's rained recently and that obviously they got a bunch
of rain. But when you're getting like 6
months, 8 months worth of rain and two and a half, 2 1/2, three
hours, that's what you call those.
What would you say that you guys would get?
Atmospheric. River, atmospheric river.
That's a real thing, like. I know, I know you're baffled by
that, but it's like, that's just what it is.
It's like literally a river of water, like in the sky that's
just being held up there like by clouds and and then it just
dumps and it just keeps going. Well, I mean, that it was
hovering over like Kerrville. I mean, we'll get into that's
one of the articles. But you know, climate change is
definitely terrifying. Terrifying therapy question #4
What was your favorite pair of shoes growing up?
Oh, you asked me this because my name is Mr. Goody 2 Shoes.
No, it's just a good question. You know, it's funny, it's like
like for sure, it's got to be one of my like skateboarding
shoes. But like recently like for a
couple different reasons, like I've been like in a situation
with skateboarders, like like one of my recent Co workers and
then it's Katie like called me out.
So with you fighting skaters, no.
I'm not fighting them. I'm just like in situ.
I'm not fighting them. That's something I said.
Oh. No, OK, no, I just been in.
Situations where I'm like. Situations with skaters.
I was like, oh shit, no. Just like that, that I'm like
either like at a skate park randomly or like I've got like
colleagues who skateboard and are telling me stories.
And I was just recently like thinking like, like trying to
remember what my skate shoes were.
And it was like, I was like having a hard time, but like,
even though they were like important to me.
At knees. Yeah, I mean, definitely that.
But like, I remember, like I remember like the first ones,
like I can like see them in my head.
And I'm just like, what was that?
Because I wrapped that brand so hard.
And it was because they were like my first ones.
And it's like, because like everybody's like, you know, like
back then and like, it's like, like you chose like, you know, a
company that was like you're shit.
And like that was, I was like, well, this is my shit.
And I was like, I can't remember them.
And even though it was like, dude, like you like loved those.
Mine would probably be. I loved I had those black and
Gray soaps. Those were awesome.
I was going. To say soaps, but I know mine,
weren't I? I mine were pretty awesome.
I definitely miss having those. But all I rock now is Vans,
like, and I design them like the ones that I wear and like,
they're fucking cool shit. But like, but my favorite as a
kid, yeah, it's gotta be skateboard shoes.
Or I really liked these Pumas. I really like these like Puma
California's, this denim on them.
They were white. I really loved those shoes.
See, they were just so comfortable.
Like always comfortable. OK, I can like actually now that
I think about it as a kid, like PF, like they weren't PF Flyers.
They're like the black converse that look like PF Flyers.
One time, like I had some and my mom and like to me like this was
like magical, like I didn't even know like why this was happening
like until like I thought about it later as an adult.
But like I went like on a field trip and it was like like out
here in California and it was like super muddy or something
like, and like it was going to like for some reason everybody
was going to fuck your shoes up. But my mom had bought me brand
new ones and told me not to put them on, but gave them to me
like and told me not to put them on until after the field trip,
but after the field trip. So it was like it was like a
Sandlot moment where it's like on the bus, like on our way home
and I just like took those shoes off and I put like brand new
black Converse on and then I just felt like a like a brand
new fucking man was flex. Flexing on everybody, yeah.
That was clean. There you go.
That's my that was those are my favorite shoes.
There you go though, are there? Black blah black converse.
OK, high. Tops.
Also had some Dada supremes I really liked, they were super
comfortable. A lot of.
Different shoes, but yeah, maybe my soaps.
Honestly, my soaps, they were too much fun.
And then because what's funny is you get soaps and then you're
like people like, oh, grind this.
People try to get you to grind the most ridiculous shit when
you know you're going to get hurt and eat it.
It's a good thing that like those aren't popular with camera
phones now because there'd be some wild ass videos, but maybe
they. Should make a comeback.
They're like what what is Gen. Z doing?
What is I? What an alpha doing when I.
Bought my soaps, they came with the VHS tape.
It's like 30 minutes long and it's just like highlights of
people doing tricks on soaps. I still have it still works.
Are the tricks tight or are they so?
They're pretty wild. I mean, obviously you're a fruit
fruit booter minus the wheels, but it's even worse.
But they but I mean, it might be cooler because at least you're,
you know, just walking cooler. It's walking off that I.
Mean it's cool that super. 90s it's cool that.
You could do something like that.
I don't know if it's cooler than like being on rollerblades, like
come on. No, but.
They're just super, yeah, goofy like that.
And the stage, the stage is like the perfect height because you
could just like walk right by in that first step or second or
third step. What do you?
Mean the stage. Like the stage in the cafeteria
that there was like 4 steps for sorry sorry sorry.
The stage at the at the junior high as what it was called at
the time that the stage had a slow stage.
You know, like when I'd be on stage, like just, you know.
OK, I'm trying to clarify, I know.
I got you. I got you in the.
Cafeteria, there was all the wood grain stairs and the bottom
stair ran. It was pretty long and ran all
the way across that basic, that whole wall, and you could just
grind that bitch like all the time, just like, and almost like
grind the whole fucking thing. You could really get it going
because you could run up to it because it was so low.
It wasn't like sketchy to jump on it.
Yeah, yeah, I would say. Like now I'm like, I'm like, I
don't even know if I had soaps now.
Like I just felt like I did, but because I definitely didn't do
that. You might not have been.
You might not have been that. I might.
Have had soaps and just like was worried, like scared to do it
and I was fronting like no, but I don't think I did.
I think I think I was like, everybody's got soaps.
I'm going to get some fucking that like unique and that's why
I can't even think about it. It wasn't like unique.
It might have been like Deardex. Brown, Brent.
DC What's really funny too is if I forgot my like running shoes
for athletics, I'd have to be like, run the track like in my
soaps. It was.
Just like heavy as fuck. Those shoes were not light.
So you're just like clunk, clunk, clunk.
But that's where it made me faster.
So like, I mean, you're fucking. Fast dude on the fucking Sprint
team like breaking records out of here like shit so.
I would, so I would run, I would warm up before track in my soaps
in my heavier shoes and then put my then walk around them and
then put my cleats on my spikes. And then because I think that's
how I fucked them up, I'd say. Like one of the most like fun
things to watch was the y'all like in the like the four by. 4
by 100, yeah. Like that shit, like just merkin
pools like that. Like it's crazy.
Like it's just like, 'cause I'd be like on the infield because
I, you know, I ran 300, but like an asshole like and just trip
over hurdles. But like I was, you know, and I
just like watch it. I'm just like Oh my God, like
this is nuts. Same.
Yeah, I mean, you can still. I don't even know if they make
them anymore. 2001 lost control of SOAP.
Do you like to file for bankruptcy in 20/20/2002?
This. I mean, I'm thinking you can
still find some original. How could you not?
Like how has it not like been bought up by like Supreme or
like some fucking stupid like rebrand like Kanye?
Like you know, it's like come on dude, like every like like they
don't even make like new movies anymore.
They just like put on Jurassic Park a like we were just saying
now they. Just have epic grind shoes.
So they just have tons of different grind shoes I wonder.
If there's like a just like like the founders of soaps like hate
each other and like it's like Oasis like where they just like
broke. They they just.
They just did a concert. First concert.
No, I. Know that's why I said that
because like because everybody was like worried like that it
would even happen like and now it's like the biggest fucking
show like like I couldn't even imagine how much that shit cost
right now. Oh my God, to go to.
Oasis like and do you fuck with Oasis?
Yeah, I mean, I like some of their stuff, I mean.
Like it's obviously good, but I was like trying to like listen
to it the other day and like, it's like, OK, like obviously
Champagne Supernova, we're here. Like, but like some of it, it's
just like, it's kind. It's not it.
Oh yeah, like you 2. I just can't.
Like, I don't even get why people like them or like or like
not like it's like, it's like, it's fine, but it's like the
respect that they get is crazy to me.
It's like, what are you like, what are we talking about?
Do they even have hits? Like I can't even name a song.
Like yeah. And they fucking forced it onto
my phone and the IT will still play to this day.
Like if I like don't put on Spotify like automatically and I
can't even name it. And it's just like kind of same
thing with like, I don't know. I mean, they're good, dude.
Like for sure. Like I just don't know.
Maybe it's just because they've been gone so for so long that
well. And I mean, it's like they're
not as ingrained in our our culture as they are in, like,
British culture. Yeah.
Like, and also, yeah, I just don't like have like the
memories of them, you know, like, like, so I'm sure people
like when they were like putting out those songs, like it was
like hitting it like in like they just like remember, like,
like, oh, that song was like crazy.
And like, this is where I was at and I just don't have that.
So I'm just like, like, it's definitely good.
It's just like I'm not playing it.
I got a couple songs by Oasis, you know, like four or five that
I'd like know all the words to and then like so and like I can
I can with one of them. Especially like Champagne
Supernova, because I remember hearing it.
I was grounded as always and I have my radio in my room and I
was like jamming out to it. I was like, Oh, this is pretty
tight. So then later when I was
ungrounded, it's stickies. I put it on ACD and had a burn
CD and then my mom, I was listening to it.
My mom came in and it's at that part when he's just like
repeating. We were getting high like oh
over and over and over again. At the end my mom was just like
what the fuck are you listening to?
Instantly exploded. That's.
So funny. I just like I made me remember
I, I I had the 8th grade girlfriend, you know her.
I was so so fucking Chanel with a mix tape and it had Dave
Matthews crash into me on it or nose.
Deep. Satellite or something like the
one where he's like, he's like, and I didn't realize this.
I thought it was like a super like the whole mix tape was like
PG as fuck, like and just like romantic or whatever.
And it it and he's like, lift up your skirt a little more.
Yeah, it's crushing to me and like and show your world to me
and fucking like listening to it in the in her mom's car, like,
like her mom knows it's my the mixtape I gave her.
And then we're like sitting in the back seat like she's like
driving me home or like something and like, and she gets
like mad like she's like the fuck like 'cause he says lift up
your skirt a lot. Oh, I.
Know, I know and. I and I was like, I didn't, I
didn't know like that this, like I didn't even think about like
that that was inappropriate. Like I'm in 8th grade.
I was just like trying to hit her with like a smash.
Yeah, it's like like there's like a maybe like one or two
like lovey dovey Dave Matthews songs.
Everything else would be like crazy to put on like a girl's
mixtape. Like I thought satellite.
And crash into me. I think that's it.
Yeah, or the space between the liquor last for tail.
How about? Like, your boy's not putting
that on the fucking Yeah. But then I came out with the
love mix like when we were in high school and the first one
first opener was like Doctor Dre that does the Ms. as well.
Like I was trying to think of the name and I was like, now
we're going to struggle for what?
Like it was, It's like with corrupt and like they're like,
it's like Nate Dogg. Oh.
Explosive, yes, Explosive was the first one, so that's fucking
crazy. Like if that came on, that's a
great song. That's a great song, I know.
The on the love mix. Yeah, that's Tray love.
If Nate Dogg's on the track, you know it's a hit.
Totally pretty. Get into articles.
Yeah, so. Article #1 comes to us from the
BBC. This has been all over the news.
There's been a bunch of shit all over the news.
This is pretty crazy. But US Justice Department finds
no Epstein client list. They say there's no blackmail
ring, no lists of clients, no getting prostitutes for rich and
powerful people. Nothing to see here.
Released. By case.
Closed Case closed released. By Pam Bondi, by the way, our
attorney general, Attorneys general, I always get that mixed
up or whatever the fuck they call him like.
But the attorney general of the United States, Pam Bondi, said
that she was going to make sure we got the full report.
She said that that the they she had the list and it was on her
desk and she was reviewing it. Yeah.
And then nothing she put out, nothing was new that we didn't
already know, all in the public. Oh, yeah.
And so it's like even when like you think like, you know,
they're like that these idiots might do something like right
for the first time. It's like, I don't even know why
I would think that. Like, you know, if Trump's on
it, like, why the fuck would it be normal?
Like, of course they like what we got was bullshit.
Like, do you trust them to do anything?
Well, so just. Josane Maxwell is locked up for
20 years in federal prison. Elaine.
For something she was found guilty of doing, which was
aiding, abetting in this prostitution ring with clients
and procuring women for this group of dudes, right?
So she's already in prison then Epstein was convicted of doing
this, or was going to be and was in prison, was arrested,
charged. Never get get.
Convicted. Yeah, yeah, sorry.
Convicted. Never getting out, right?
That happens. We had two people in prison, in
custody saying that this happened.
Now they're saying that it didn't happen, that there was no
client list, There's nobody else involved.
It's fucking wild. A good breakdown of it is like
you got to think as well. So there's always been these
ties, and not to make it that way, but there's always been
ties saying that there's some sort of intelligence agency, no?
OK, bullshit. Attached to Epstein, now there's
pictures of the searches of his properties.
That's an anti-Semitic fucking search.
They're saying he's like with the Mossad bro, I'm just.
Saying that their their whole conspiracy of there being a
client list in a blackmail ring which is what they always came
down to with Epstein is was he procuring videos?
Doing some ditty shit? Getting videos of people in
subjective positions to blackmail them and use against
them. I'm sure he did and so but
they're saying that that didn't happen.
But they did say that they had thousands, 10s of thousands of
tapes. And I'm serious, they.
Said they had 10,010 thousand tapes.
Thousands, thousands of hours of but they.
Don't exist at the same time like I don't dude.
Like we are living in Orwell's 1984 The Bug.
Then then all of the footage and the camera, the photos of his
property, like he had some crazy properties in his New York
penthouse. He, it was the whole place is
wired like there was a whole room that was like a security
server hub of like all these hidden cameras throughout the
entire house. So he would bug his house,
record everything in his house 24/7.
I mean he had full blown security in all of his
properties where he could record people without them.
No anywhere in the house. What's?
So fucking crazy is like I found.
The stuff another saying that it wasn't used for anything like
like. Like I saw the movie The
Apprentice where it's about Donald Trump and Roy Cohn, his
like mentor. And that's what Roy Cohn used to
do is like have like parties and then film people doing fucked up
shit. And then if it like ever became
a problem, he would just threaten him with it.
And he had like a whole room of tapes and it's like.
It's. Like the shit that like, yeah,
it's like, come on, man. Well, and they and they hang
out. The, the, the, the real big tie
with I've seen being some sort of intelligence agent and the
reason why it's really the Mossad and not to make it like
anti-Semitic, but what it is is no.
No, I just think that's why people said yeah.
Oh yeah. But but, but, but Jazan Jazan
Giselle just. Lane.
Elaine. Elaine.
Yeah, like I don't.
Maxwell, Jazzy Maxwell, I got. Corrected on the pod by the
Super producer. Like early like what?
That jazzy? Jizzy, Jizzy Maxwell her Her dad
was a Mossad agent and a prominent blackmail spy, so he
shut. The fuck up.
No, I'm. Serious.
So he used, so he used to collect information on people,
but he worked. He was like overseas.
So he was known as kind of like this propaganda, I think.
About everything I just said then like.
Like like Propagandist owned a bunch of newspapers, would
blackmail the fuck out of people, was kind of like a dirty
businessman type. That's her dad.
Okay, then we already know what it is then.
So it's like, that's what he was doing that when she was a kid.
He was a story. Well, we all have witnessed.
You didn't. Know that.
No, that I, Yeah, I just thought they were like hitting him with
like conspiracies, like 'cause he's like Jewish or some shit.
Well, I. Mean with then.
Rich and like whatever or just trying to come up with like like
different reasons of like what's going on and and like as
conspiracy theories like. Jeffrey, I've seen, was a math
teacher, math and science teacher.
He got offered a gig. OK, you don't.
Have to explain to me who he is. Picked up a job.
Trading stocks. And then he became loaded
because he linked up with Wexner who owns like 1 like Victoria's
Secret, bunch of fashion brands. And that's really how he came
into his money is Then he started doing and running the
finances for the Super rich billionaire guy.
And then then he got old and he signed over power of attorney to
him to where he could make just decisions within the business.
That's really how he made all of his money, was he kind of just
got plucked out of a public. Sky but like his ride or die
girl. Oh yeah, I mean, she's she's
like socialite whose. Dad isn't a Mossad.
Makes sense why like people would think this then?
Because also we just all seen what the Mossad is capable of.
You don't think that like he's like trying to like influence
the fucking or or recruit the dude that she's hanging out
with, like who's a who's like a billionaire and like, and like
hanging out with fools like come on.
Like, yeah, they. Said that, but now they say
there's no client list to produce.
It's funny because Pam, Bondi Borgiano and Cash Patel, all
three of them ran like hardcore. He did not kill himself.
This is not a suicide. This is all fishy.
This is bullshit. And now those are the people
that are telling us that there's nothing there.
Another big thing around this controversy, there is one minute
missing. So they released an 11 hour long
video to show that nobody went went in or out of Jeffrey
Epstein's cell while he was in there.
Now, what's weird is the cell that they show in the video
differs from the cell that's in the pictures when they release
pictures of the of his cell or whatever, it's not the same
room. Like it's not the same room.
It's not the the doors at a different angle, like it's not
the same room and there is a minute missing from 11:59 to
midnight. It just jumps.
Jumps a whole minute, I mean. Like, does the fact that like
anybody's even like, curious about like?
Whether or not he was killed or committed suicide, it's like we
all know what happened, dude. Like he was permitted to end his
life whether he did it or not. Like because of who he is and
and what he knows. Like that's just a Oh yeah, I
mean. I'm sure he knew that if he
didn't do it, somebody was going to do it for him.
Well, that he had to be helped. Like somebody probably threw the
fucking rope in there and said get it done dude, because you're
fucked. It's all it was Sheets,
actually. Yeah, well, you know what I'm
saying though. No, I, I.
Got you like he's. In a fucking jail cell ward that
like on suicide watch. How why did like why did he have
sheets in the fucking first place?
Unless. You wanted to use them.
And how soon maybe it was the fucking beside, you know, it's
like, you know, like I what I was listening to, it was like,
'cause I was sort of like dorky Foreign Affair shit.
It's like, because I'm like wondering like, like, and we
just keep talking about the Mossad.
But like, I'm wondering like, how like are there like, like,
is the Mossad like, like, like a minister like inside of Iran,
like living his life, like, like, like hide the fuck up.
And and then like what they're saying is like they'll just pay
like somebody like $10,000 who knows, Like where like one of
these dudes live and just just for the information of where
like they live. And like, yeah, I know.
And then that's kind of like there's five.
But it's just like somebody at like it's not like somebody
who's like undercover like necessarily like pretending to
be like Iranian but not, not actually, I'm sure that exists
too. But like that's not like how
they like got all this information.
Well. And what's so?
This is crazy because this is the opposite of what everybody
wanted. This is the opposite of what he
campaigned on. Yeah.
And they're like releasing this information.
It it. Might it might just like divide
not a like, you know, it's like like kind of.
Is kind of starting. There's that.
And and the big beautiful bell, like it's like, it's like
fucking up there, like fiscal conservative shit, but there's.
A lot of controversy around this with a lot of people that are,
you know, social media influencers, podcasts where
they're pissed like diehard Trump supporters are fucking
pissed because this is the opposite of what they ran on.
Yeah, wanting to know this stuff.
So I mean, someone I was reading somewhere they they said it's
interesting. If you're curious if the next
election if they're going to try to rig it or not, just look at
how they don't give a fuck what people want and they're still
voting things in that are not helpful and don't help their
constituents. That means that they they're not
worried like it's like then they're they can't be worried
about, they can't be too worried about being a re elected if
they're making decisions like this.
So. Obviously like so that's.
The thing it's been worried it's a cult.
It's like, it's like he can say one thing, like one day
everybody's down with it, and then it's like he just changes
his mind and it's like, Oh yeah, that's right, too.
It's like there is no like principle and any of them.
I agree. But yeah, so apparently, you
know, the list is in a list. That's why the title of the
episode, the list, it's not a list anymore because apparently
there's no list, even though everyone's seen it.
Super goofy. Someone asked the question today
in a meeting. It was like Bondi, Rubio, Trump
and was asking Pam Bondi about this, the list and Epstein and
like, you know, asking questions during this press conference and
Trump interrupts and is like, are we still talking about that?
We still talking about that guy? Like, come on, you did this.
We have Texas, we have all these things going on and this is what
you choose to talk about that creep.
That's like please like telling yourself more bro.
It's just, it's just unbelievable that people like,
thought it was a good idea to put this fucking idiot in the
fucking office and then we're just like all watching this
happen and there's still people reading for it.
That they think that they've like they know something we
don't know do. You want to take just a real
quick break before we hit the next article?
Yeah, yeah. OK, cool.
We'll be right back next article.
It's just two articles. This is about the floods in
Texas. We talked about it for a second,
but you know over 100 people can are dead now.
Tons of people missing. We've all heard the story about
Mystic, the camp Mystic where all those little girls got swept
away. I mean it's crazy dude when you
those videos and watching it be them get 6 months of rain and
like. Two to like 2 hours.
And the the river raising that high in like 30 minutes is
crazy. The time lapse on it is wild,
how fast it does that. And if you've ever been down in
that area, my sister, she used to go to a camp down in
Kerrville down in that area. Yeah, I mean, it, it's a small
area. It's not like a big ass town
either. So it, I mean, I can just
imagine 20 feet. That's crazy.
But I mean, right now it says, you know, lives are at stake.
Tech. This is from the BBC deadly
Texas storm put spotlight on Trump's weather agency cuts.
We did cut make a lot of cuts. The intense rainfall and flash
falls are the deadliest weather disaster in the US since
President Donald Trump's administration conducted mass
staff cuts to two key weather and climate agencies, the
National Oceanic and Atmospheric Atmospheric Organization and its
subsidiary, the National Weather Service.
I I heard it like, it was like more of like like they're using
like a texting thing like to like alert people and like it's
in a rural areas, people don't have service.
So it's like, and they were like they were on point with it.
It just didn't work. Is that true?
I mean, I've heard all sorts of conflicting stories about who's
the most at fault. But I do know that they've made
cuts, they've cut budgets, they've drawn back on staff.
I know they did have issues getting a hold of stuff.
That definitely did happen. Like it's just like I don't know
if like I don't, I feel like it's like almost too early or it
was at least like like too early to be like it's like that seems
like that could be a problem ofs.
Yeah. But like, like, because like
there was like a story of like, they can't even like predict
shit like this right now because of the cuts.
While experts say the National Weather Service issued alerts in
a timely manner over the weekend, the deadly incident
carries warnings about what could happen if the NWS and NOAA
are not properly staffed and funded in the future.
The Weather Service did a good job with information you had,
with the information you had here.
I don't think that the staffing cuts contributed to this, said
Andy Hazleton, a climate scientist who was laid off by
the NOAA, where he modeled hurricane paths.
Dang, So the guy who got laid off is like, Nah, I don't know.
Yeah, that's. What I was saying with.
This kind of event we can see more of if if cuts to the NOAA
continue if you make the models worse or have staffing levels
lower. So he is saying like the this,
it's possible to have more. Since February they've lost 600
staff members. I mean, that's crazy.
But the videos are insane. The stories are heartbreaking.
Like it's super fucked up. And apparently there was two
guys, there was inspectors who said that like there was no
safety concerns. I can't mistake like 2 days
before this happened. It's like, no, they like passed
their inspection. Yeah.
Yeah, they're like, Nope, Shipshape.
The craziest? Part was like, when they're like
trying to like blame like Democrats or like fake news or
some shit for like that, you know, it's like, as if this shit
didn't happen. Like, it's like, bro, you're in
Texas, Carolyn, Carolyn Leavitt said.
It's it was an act of God. Well.
Obviously, if not it. Was like, it's an act of God.
It's not anybody's fault, but I mean, it's wild that they got
the pastor inspection. Now, we have seen defunding for
this. I mean, Trump was saying that he
wants, what did he say? He was like, you know, I'd like
to get rid of some of this, like national funding because that's
what you have state governments and governors for.
It's like, you know, some of these disasters are
catastrophic. Like that's terrible.
That's literally like, well, not not, I mean, not these red
states, but like that's like the California taxes go to the
fucking federal government to pay for this.
It's not. It is the state's money.
We're just funding it. Like what do you mean no?
I mean. It no, I know like when they say
that it's just like, what do you like?
This is exactly why we like pay the taxes to, to cover it bro
'cause we realize that they're shaking it crazy and like not a
single state needs to like be on like on the tab.
Like whenever this happens, like we can all like pull together.
Especially if you like don't contribute to the to the pool.
All the red states, none of them.
All takers. All takers.
But I mean, it, the whole thing is it's super fucking sad.
I mean, that's crazy. Have some stuff like that happen
in the middle of the night. People get swept away, people
getting swept away in cars. Like it's just, that's
terrifying so. I think I turned on the news
like for the first time in a long time.
Like I haven't checked out of the news, but like I just
stopped watching cable news because it's just too much.
It's just like doesn't even make sense.
Like, but I turned it on. I guess it was Saturday morning
for the first time ever, like or not ever, but like in a couple
weeks. And it was just all the coverage
of the floods. I, I like started like tearing
up on them. So immediately, like hearing
some of these stories, it's fucking nuts.
That's. Devastating.
You know the count, The director of that camp can't miss it.
He passed away. Counselors.
You know what I was saying like to my to the Iron Ape was like
they had they like the Chiron saying like 11 missing, you
know, from the camp, But but then they would like out loud so
that that's in the text on the screen, but it's like out loud,
it's 11 missing plus the counselor.
I'm like, dude, what is he like? Not a person like can you but 12
missing like now. The the the amount of missing is
crazy well. They were just specifically
talking about from that camp and it's like they're just not
including the counselor like as a part of like the missing is
like 11. It's like 11 children missing.
It's like, plus the counselor, plus the counselor, counselor,
if that matters. It's probably like a 22 year
old. I have no idea who the person
is, but you know, it's like, it's like, OK, well.
Well, that one guy was older, so I mean, but he was the director
of the camps. Oh, really?
Yeah. So I mean the whole thing is
just crazy. They just stop letting people
build shit like this in these floodplains like it's not going
to happen. Well, the.
The yeah, that's true. I mean, but that's.
So that's what the climate change is.
It's like you, you got like, you're going to have mass
migration and that's going to be so disruptive to everybody.
And then like whether you like, like immigrants or not, it's
like when the fucking million people come in and you're not
expecting it, like or you, everybody has to get up and
fucking move. Like, like, that's what I also
don't get about like when I used to believe that Republicans
believed their own bullshit, like like about business and
like money. It's like, it's like it's
fiscally responsible to get ahead of climate change.
There's money in green energy. Like it costs us billions and
billions of dollars, like recover from this shit that we
have to spend. So wouldn't it be better if like
we could figure this shit out and not have to spend that
money? Isn't that better?
Like, and it's just like, Oh yeah, they like broke full shit
the whole time. Like they just say stuff.
Yeah, I mean, and Texas is the only power grid that's not like
upheld to federal safety regulations and.
Standards. No, it's not it's not even a
part of the federal. Yeah, that's.
What I'm saying because like to be a part of it, you'd have to
meet the qualifications, right? So.
It's it's its own separate entity.
Yeah. So it could do whatever you guys
do whatever the fuck you want. I guess that's what you just do
in Texas anyways. You just take women's rights
aways. Yeah, then we'll.
And. Then we'll flood you.
Yeah. But I mean, you know, keep
these, you know, if you have the opportunity to support or donate
anything. I mean, people are like, down
bad with this shit in Kerrville if they're not equipped for it.
Therapy question or it's our article #3 this from World News
AP by Charlotte Graham Mcclay Jury deliberates whether
Australian women serve deadly mushrooms with intent to kill
her in laws. This shit's crazy, I know.
I read about this before, yeah, like I and then I saw the
headline that of of what happened, but yeah.
Sequester jury in Australia began deliberations Monday on a
triple murder trial for Aaron Patterson, accused of killing
her estranged husband's relatives and deliberately
serving them poisonous mushrooms for lunch.
Three of the four Patterson's Lithia 3 of Patterson's four
lunch guests lunch guests, her pair in laws Don and GAIL
Patterson and Gail's husband or Gail's sister Heather Wilkinson
died in the hospital after the 2023 meal at her long time Leo
Leo Gotha or her home in Leo Gotha, in which she served
individual beef Wellington pastries containing death cat
mushrooms. You know what she did?
She she put so she put the deadly ones all like on a like
all on plates that look the same and then hers is like on a
different one. So that's how she like, that's
how they're like going to get her.
It's like like with intention like that you did this.
It's like everybody got like the same looking play except for
you. Well it's like why do you have
death cap mushrooms in the 1st place she like.
Like the story is great. Like she went out and got them.
Like they like have her on the Geo locator, like where she
drove out to, like where this shit exists, like 'cause it's
only in like a very, like it's like a remote place, like where
this should exist. And like, so they like have her
like driving to this place and then coming back and doing this.
It's crazy dude. That's wild.
I mean, so I mean you think she's just going to be guilty?
Yes, two year trial I. Wonder why this is such big
news, though. It's like, yeah, just curious.
Maybe. I don't know.
It's. It's just got like White Lotus
vibes maybe? Yeah, I mean, she's accused of
researching, foraging and serving them.
So foraging. Like she went around and roamed,
literally. She had to go out in the wild
looking. For this shit actually.
Got him not looking. She knew where to go, but she
got him. I mean, that's kind of smart.
Smart. You know Natural should have
left her phone at home that the GPS tracker on you Dude fucked
up. This is fucking wouldn't you be
pissed if you die from Beef Wellington?
Yeah, 'cause you got poisoned by some shroom forager.
Some shroom. Forager and served you a bunk
ass meal like beef Wellington. Yeah, I'd.
Be fucking pissed. Really.
I mean, you think she gets life? Yes, she killed purple.
Murder Purple. Murder premeditated.
She tried to kill more, right? Like somebody survived.
Yeah. And she's, yeah.
Then they like, did they talk about her motive?
Not in this she just. Hates them the.
Prosecutors didn't offer a motive for the alleged killings.
They just no. She did it like we have no they.
Suggested a deteriorating relationship between the accused
and her estranged husband Simon Pattinson, as well as
exasperation with her former in laws which she oppressed.
Expressed to friends on social media months before the deaths.
She was just on Facebook just bitching about her in laws
constantly but who is that? And then she ended up killing
them. I.
Know what's that rare ass mushrooms.
Dude mushrooms are crazy. Oh dude, she went foraging for
mushrooms. It's Australia though, so that's
like, I mean. Last article TSA to end shoes
off policy for airport security screenings Thoughts 20.
Five years too late. Like obviously it's performative
security that's like, and it pisses everybody off and
probably costs us billions of dollars.
Like, literally like, just like the time and, and, and and
stress and and and and just like emotional, like, like trauma
that people have to go through seeing somebody else like
barefoot through TSA. Yeah.
It. Makes no, it makes no sense.
We've never like it doesn't make any sense.
They just they just the shoe bomber.
Yeah, it. Was the shoe bomber?
That guy tried to send a shoe and there was the underwear
bomber. So that's whenever they started
scanning your body, yeah. But they've never.
This is a fact. The TSA in the United States,
that was. Never stopped a terrorist attack
one. Single terrorist attack, not
once have they ever stopped one, but here we are.
Here we are. Dude taking her shoes off.
Fucking can't put up a bottle of water with us at.
Least you can not don't have to take your shoes off.
Now that's good. That's great.
I'm just saying like, can we end a lot of this?
Like if it's like it's pointless.
And again I thought y'all were fiscally conservative like
Republicans who put in the like rules in the 1st place.
Like, like, what? Was it the George Bush's like
lobby patriot? Act Yeah.
Dude, that thing. This is all a product of the
Patriot. You know it's.
It's kind of crazy. It's like what?
Like Trump's like, like if Trump tried, like if the Patriot Act
did not exist and Trump tried to do that, like we'd all be like,
dude, that's like fucking Nazi type shit.
But we just all let it happen back then because we were just
terrified from that, everybody. Yeah, everybody was just so gung
ho about that. Like Homeland Security ICE.
ICE was created with that. Oh.
Yeah. Like I think people think like
ICE has just always been around. It's like now dude.
It was like created after a terrorist attack by like the
Saudis. Who are our homies, allegedly?
Allegedly. Also also listeners of the pod
also also climbing in the rankings disturbingly OK.
Disturbingly, yeah, I think this is a good thing.
I'm excited. Just literally my fucking shoes
on. Yeah, that's it.
That's all I got. Well shout out, sorry for the
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And yeah, they're just fucking lying to us.
They just want us to think that I've seen is just like nothing.
And there's no way, of course. Like what are we?
It's crazy. It's so like the fact that
people. Thought that, like, Trump's
like, higher for attorney general who was just not even
qualified, like would come out here and tell you like, exactly
what this dude that Trump hangs out with is up to.
Like, it's just unbelievable that people thought that was
going to happen. Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, I was hope. I mean it's just wishful
thinking, but that's like, you know, plays into like that queue
conspiracy type shit where they want to know who these people
are. The storm is coming, but they.
Voted for the dude who's. Who's the?
Storm bro. Yeah, who the storm's coming
for. Well y'all be good, be safe,
stay out of trouble and as always, go fuck yourselves.
Shout out. This shit don't make sense.
I love fucking you, you are fucking me I fucking love you,
you fucking love me. This shit don't make sense.
When we broke up I wanted to die.
A month later we fucked each other.