What it do, what it do, what it do It is your boy Andrew
Schultz, AK, Mr. Goody 2 Shoes and who am I with?
As always, Joseph Huggins AKA old man Huggy.
Talk shit or get off the pod Episode 189 Hot Wheels still
sucks. Welcome, motherfuckers.
What's up, man? It's so funny because like, I
didn't look at the notes that you put in until like, right
before we started. And I was wondering what you put
the title as. And, and before I even looked, I
was like, I bet it's about Greg Abbott, the government.
Yeah. And and of course it was.
Yeah. Unbelievable shit.
OK, so like. They're all making moves.
We'll get into that. We don't want to jump into it.
OK, OK, but like, but it's funny.
Well, OK, it's it's just funny because we'll talk about it, I
guess. Yeah, I'm, yeah.
It's all stuff we've touched. Well, I well, it's just not like
my story's not has nothing to do with it.
It's OK. Like one of like the first like,
political things that I, well, the first thing I remember is
the Bill Clinton versus George HW Bush debate.
That's like one of my earliest memories.
Isn't that weird? But my dad though, when we moved
to Texas, all of the Democrats left the state to stop a bill
from being passed. I forget what bill was.
My dad was telling me how like much of AG move that was like he
was like loved it. And then like, and then now all
the Democrats left Texas so that they couldn't have a decorum, so
that these motherfuckers couldn't add.
OK, OK, OK. But it's just funny that it's
like I don't like, like the way that he hyped it up to me as a
kid, like made me feel like it was like such like a righteous
move. And then now I'm like, this is
insane that this is happening again.
And it's like, just go on left. Yeah, yeah.
But of course it would be about Greg Abbott.
He's on like my top five most hated politicians probably,
Yeah, right now, Allegedly hate them still, still live in Texas.
You never know. Never fucking know, man.
You don't have the caucasity. No, I mean, you know, yeah,
parents show up to Get Me Out. They'll be like, wait, what?
Funny. OK, you want to hear this funny
story? So I'm in like the league of
dorks of my dynasty fantasy Football League.
It's got 16 people in it and they the guy that has the trophy
who did not win the last time, but he still has not sent the
trophy. I actually sent the trophy to
him and and he's never sent it to the next champion.
And everybody's like pissed about it.
So then they they set up a side group text but forgot to include
me. So like I didn't like see the
beginning part. And then they added me and
everybody's talking about adding $20 and I'm like, what are you
guys even talking about? And everybody wants to pay John
Gruden $300.00 for a cameo to tell him to send the trophy to
the person who the trophies. That's pretty sweet.
OK. And the whole time I was
thinking, bro, if we're putting 300 bucks together for a cameo,
it's got to be George Santos. Like what are we doing?
Yeah, but it's fantasy football. I.
Know, but I had no idea what the fuck they were talking about.
You don't need 300 bucks to get a Santos cameo.
Right, No. Well, you you used to at.
Least yeah, he used to command at all, and now he's just like
anything. I know, I know.
But but like there's just this whole like literally the
conversation starts with oh fuck, I forgot I missed Andy and
didn't Adam. And like that's like the first
text I get in this new group, text that's separate from like
every. The trophy thief.
Right. Except for guess what, it's his
brother who's leading the group text.
So his brother's also in the league, and he's the one who's
starting this, and he's the one who thinks we should get Jon
Gruden to do a cameo. Looks good.
And I had to explain to everybody because I packaged up
the trophy and sent it to him. Yeah.
OK, but like, I had to like explain to everybody the
trophy's gone. That's why it's not like been
sent. He just doesn't want to admit
that he lost the fucking trophy. Like that's just obvious to me.
You think? Positive.
Why? Why do you say that?
Because why else would he have not sent it already?
Or he's just lazy as fuck and doesn't want to send.
It but he's not this dude like runs marathons bro.
That doesn't mean he's like reliable, he can procrastinate
and other shit. OK, but it's been 2 years.
This. This the guy who two years?
Yeah, the guy, the guy that that deserves the trophy, has won
back-to-back. Damn, back-to-back and he
doesn't have the trophy, right? You guys got to make like AI.
Want I want I just had to I just haven't made it clear.
Like it's like yo-yo your your boys gone through therapy and a
breakup and I'm I'm starting to see signs of things that I was
blind to and I'm telling y'all the trophy is gone otherwise he
would have sent it. Was it big?
Was it ridiculous? It looks like like the Stanley
Cup, yeah. Well, they already broke it the
way it's gone. Like the the problem is that
that there's a problem with the trophy whether it's broken or
it's missing. It's not that he refuses to send
it. It's holding on to it.
Yeah, right. That's not what it is.
It's it's like there's obviously an issue, but he hasn't admitted
to it. And that's and but nobody gets
it but he but all day, every day the the people are giving him
shit. And to the point where they
started a group chat to get Jon Gruden to do a cameo to you.
Should you should tell him to send you a picture?
Of it. I just said that to them today
literally right, right when I got off work I go that was the
second text I go hey y'all, I just want y'all know the
trophy's gone like that's why and I go we need proof of life
of the trophy yeah yeah. And guess what?
That proof of life is not coming because the trophy's not there.
He doesn't have it and he's embarrassed by it.
But that but but it's like escalating.
He's embarrassed by it. You know what it's called?
It's called, It's called the ertz cub, like Zach Ertz our
tight end from the Eagles. Because the homie who actually
bought the trophy to begin with, even though I was the first
champion and it should be called the Cromartie Trophy 'cause I
was the Cromartie kids, and it's called the the Lombardi Trophy
in real life. Yeah.
Makes sense to me. But I didn't buy it.
So this guy bought it. But he had Zach Ertz on his team
when he won the championship and he calls it the ertz Cup.
That's what it's called. No, it's fine.
Yeah. It's like, yeah, you, you got
it, bro. But your boy's name's on the cup
and. So what if he doesn't have it?
You going to make him replace it?
Well, that's what this is actually the other thing that's
going on. So not only the Jon Gruden part,
but what we're they're they're trying to make a rule that if
you don't send the trophy, then you lose your first round
because it's a, it's a league of dorks dynasty league.
So we only draft rookies and there's four rounds, so you get
to draft 4 rookies every year. You lose your first pick if you
don't send the trophy. When do they have to send it by
like? Before the draft, like before
the. Draft or.
Like, like I'm, I'm telling you, this is all happening like like
this afternoon, this whole conversation.
So that's not actually a rule. It was just proposed as a rule
and people are getting on board. But it was like the I sent him
the trophy. I, I won the first season.
I was holding on to it because my cousin won, but he was moving
places and, and just wanted it to be safe.
So I kept it and then mailed it, packaged it to the stage.
It's been two seasons of this other guy winning.
Still hasn't got the trophy. Sad Max.
You have to vote him out. Boot him.
He's the Commissioner. Revolt everybody.
Start a new league. With a new commish, I already
did revolt. Like, I changed my name from the
the Cromartie kids to the Insurgency and I And so the, the
bottom four teams every season get to draft their division in a
snake draft. So 'cause there's 16 teams and
there's four people in each division.
So essentially it's like a conference, right?
Like it, yeah. And and so you play like
everybody in your division twice and the bottom four teams get to
draft who's in their division. And there's this dude like who
just sucks and hates me. He literally said that he was
going to murder me if he ever met me.
And like, I had to like text like the group, like the, the
like it's like it's OK to talk shit, but like saying you're
going to murder somebody. He's like pretty inappropriate.
And and then like, he like, formally apologized.
You trolled him to the you trolled him into saying that.
I didn't troll him into. And then Gas LED him into
apologizing. Are you fucking kidding?
I did not say anything like that, he said.
I've never met Andy and if I did, I would happily no, he
said. I would murder him and then
happily do the jail time. I was like, dude, that's not
what have. You done to.
What have you done to this guy? Nothing.
I've never even met him. That's wow.
That's OK OK so so your boy drafted him first into my
division so I get to beat him twice and.
And it was like iffy well his team sucks but like I was like
it would just be nice to beat him twice.
But then I was like if he beats me twice like I might jump off a
fucking Cliff. But I wanted to draft Sad Max
AKA the trophy hoarder, but I knew that he'd still be on the
board later so I actually drafted him too.
So I got both of them in my division.
So I get to play both those guys twice.
The best and the best and the worst.
Max is not the best he he's just hoarding the trophy.
Oh, he's the, oh, he's the commissioner.
Right. Yeah, there's three
commissioners. So the homie, the homie Paul is
who got me in the league, who's my pledge bro whose dad produced
Doggy Style and the Chronic and wannabe A baller shot caller.
He produced that shit like like just like straight up G the
Razor shot him out. But he's the one who got me in
the league. And then it's they're all his
friends. And then it's my cousin and my
best friend from first grade, Adam, because I got them in the
league. But there's 16 people.
So it's all like rich dudes from like LA and New York that like
half of them I've never met. Interesting.
I know well. How's everything else?
Dude, shit is, you know, like I just told you, like off there,
it's like shit is wild. In my life, vibing with life.
Vibing I I started the wave and and I'm surfing it but I will I
will shout out this one girl the question 'cause she's chill as
fuck. That's all I have to say.
For any therapy questions, I didn't look at them yet.
That makes it way better. Yeah, I never looked at them
really. As you shouldn't that that's
like the whole point is like, I want you to get cut off guard
because I want you to answer like in real time, you know?
Oh, no, I got you. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. Like with the articles, it's
like, OK, like like let's think about what the fuck we're going
to say about like, you know, the Massada what, or or or epske and
whatever. Damn dude just went there bro
Damn. I'm just saying like, you can't
drop it dude. Well, I mean.
Sucking off that conspiracy teat dog.
This year, I mean. Conspiracy milk?
Yeah, it tastes pretty good, don't it?
The more I think about it, the more I'm like, like, obviously,
yeah, OK, therapy question #1 Would you rather fight a raccoon
with boxing gloves or a goose with nunchucks?
Goose with nunchucks. Somebody was just trying to like
sell. So like, 'cause it's going to
create more distance, have a whip effect, so even if they
were flying at you, you could still like smack it out of the
air before it got too close. 'Cause they do have the aerial
assault. More range of motion.
Boxing gloves on for the raccoon sound great, but it could still
get on your legs. If that gets on you, then you're
trying to get it off. With boxing gloves, you can't
really use your hands. Raccoons.
Raccoons can get wild, but yeah, a raccoon.
Big as fuck. The raccoon walked into my house
while I was making popcorn at 1:00 AM in San Diego because
like the bottom window was broken.
Didn't even like look at me, right?
Like just like I, I thought a dog walked into the house.
It was just, I just hear these paws and I turn around.
It's just a giant raccoon. Next day three of his homies
come back and this this house is huge and I live with 13
different people and they shot one of the raccoons with a
fucking BB gun while I was in the kitchen and and it just like
barely like it didn't flinch it like flared up and like like try
to fuck with them and they like ran I'm not messing with the
raccoon. However, recently someone,
possibly a female tried to like tell me how like geese are like
can be like crazy and violent. I'm like.
That can be pretty fucking aggressive.
Right. And I was like, yeah, I know.
I I was like, I used to golf and like they're be and I was like,
and by the way, I'm a, I'm a gander, right?
Yeah, I mean, I yeah, I guess. OK, let's try call me a goose.
I'm like, Nah, I'm a gander. Those can be.
They can't be aggressive at a raccoon.
I just a raccoon's gonna get on you.
But you're right. You're right with the you're
right with the nunchucks, with the distance.
Yeah, I'd take a nunchuck over boxing gloves against most
animals just 'cause it's got some brain.
Shit, I feel like I could fuck myself up with a nunchuck, you
know what I'm saying? You.
Could like accidents swung it. Like what?
You're just like whipping some shit.
Get out of here. Like you'd fuck some shit up.
OK, OK, just take, take it like all of it out.
Who, what, what and what would you rather try to fuck up?
Is a a a goose or a raccoon 'cause I kind of, I kind of like
raccoons. Yeah, if I had to pick one that
I would want to fuck up, yeah, I'd probably be a goose man,
Probably be a goose dude. I'd roll up on them deep 'cause
I like we got beat from before I bumped into your cousins.
I was 7 seven at the lake with the fam, tried to feed you
bread. You fucked with me.
We're on now. I don't know y'all.
You're related somehow. You look just like.
I saw. I saw Alfred Hitchcock's Birds.
You look just like them. You look just like them.
Like no bro, that ain't me. You look just like them.
It's going down bro, like I'm going to be ratchet as fuck.
You know what people get? Remember, people get real
ratchet and they just say the same shit like eight times in a
row and they don't stop, so they'll say some shit like that.
Oh, like raccoons aren't like that.
Though No, but they are. But that's why I fuck with
raccoons. Like that guy saying he's going
to try to be like I I get like, get up in your face, take off.
It doesn't really want any smoke.
A raccoon will fuck you up. The raccoon's like, hey raccoon.
That's what I'm thinking. That's what I'm thinking is like
who's going to win this fight? Like a raccoon versus versus
like I, like I probably, I'd probably win both, but a raccoon
would be tougher to fight. And if it got on you and you're
wearing boxing gloves you have, you can't use your thumbs.
You fight. Yeah, you can't.
Good point, Good point. You can't get them off of you,
so you have to keep it at Bay. It's like that that that that
answers you. Tagging this thing up but a
goose back your. Boys on the speed bag all the
time though so. Knock that goose back and try to
come out to the come back at you.
You know, whack. Like stay back, bitch.
Whack. Well, that's the thing though,
they can fly. Yeah, but we allegedly, we ain't
scared. We ain't scared.
I've never, I don't see them. Do aerial attacks always be?
Fucked. You don't have the cock,
Cassidy. You haven't been on a golf
course enough like geese will. They will get crazy.
Oh I know they will, but I'm also saying they don't.
Raccoon will get crazier. They don't do a lot of aerial
attacks and like a raccoon could have rabies or you throw the
rabies wild card in there. Raccoons get rabies.
No, no. Dude, come on man.
Like I dare myself to get rabies.
Like, are you kidding? That's wild.
Have you ever met somebody who has rabies?
Actually it's like a it's made-up bro.
No conspiracy theory. Do you know anybody who has
rabies ever? No 'cause once.
Who's gotten rabies shots? Yes.
Who's not who's? Who's contracted rabies?
No, Anybody. You would go insane.
OK, my point is.
People used to contract rabies, yes.
Did they? Yes.
OK. And well, I know, but I guess
RFK juniors now are health directors or secretaries.
We'll probably get rabies. Yeah, that was totally a thing
where people you could get rabies.
No, I get it. But my point is that you that
like it's like it doesn't. I don't know.
And it you know what it's like it well, not actually inside
this. It's like tetanus.
It's like getting tetanus. No, no, no, no.
Tetanus is different. Because no, no, no.
But what I'm saying is you can go.
So you could step on their certain scenario.
Right, right, right. Where you would be like I need
to probably go get a tetanus shot and you would go get a
tetanus. Shot and I and.
I got bit by a wild coyote and it fucked me up pretty good.
It was pretty squirrely. I'm probably going to go get a
rabies shot. It's.
Like, OK, but do you know anybody who's ever had to do
that? Manu Ginobili had to get rabies
shots when he slapped. Yeah, but he's he's fucking
French bro. Slut that.
No, he's Argentinian. Oh well, the same same.
Definition. So I mean, no, I don't.
I mean who's gotten a rabies shot?
Not that I've seen it. I know people have been like.
I'm not a rabies shot, I'm just saying like nobody's rabies.
You don't contract if you contract.
Rabies. You guys are out there getting
measles in Texas, dude. You wouldn't be able to talk to
them, they'd go insane and makes you go crazy.
I just saying it seems made-up to me.
Have you ever seen an animal with rabies?
No. Oh man, I mean I don't don't go
look that up, but you could watch videos of that shit.
How would I? Yeah, I don't look at videos of
animals with rape. Well, your your question.
Unless I'm jerking off. Unless I'm jerking off.
Or questioning if it even exists.
No, no. My.
The shots are supposedly super painful too.
It's like 6 of them and you get them in your stomach.
But like, I have another example of this where it's like they
just say this, but then it's like, well, is it actually like,
is this actually a thing or are we just telling ourselves this?
But I, I, I just can't think of it right now.
It, it like it was fucking Bill Gates said some shit about like
ice cream. It's like, are they just like
trying to like, like stop me from like having a good time or
something like that? I forget what the fucking quote
is, you know, but the point is, I don't know anybody who's ever
had rabies. Yeah, you won't.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So.
Being like, have you ever met somebody who's got Ebola?
You'd be like, well, no man, like I haven't.
I hope I don't. If I do, it's going to be like
super short lived for him or maybe both of us.
That's pretty much a foregone conclusion.
But I feel like I feel like that rabies is like more of a like
considered more of a threat than Ebola in our.
Game of lives. I think that as we.
It's like, don't get close to that coyote or that squirrel or
that. Well, yeah, we've we've
modernized as society is modernized and we've pushed a
lot of this wildlife outside of city limits and expanded where
we live, displacement of wild animals.
Well, not out here. We just build a bridge.
It makes for less interactions with some of these things.
I know I'm not touched. You could talk about it
specifically because it's like sure, in South like, yeah, but
then Lake Grapevine, there's like packs of coyotes at roam at
night. So it's like there's probably
just. Roam down my.
Street it just depends on like where you are, but I mean.
Totally. So I get what you're saying.
But the treatment, the scenarios are so cut and dry at this
point. If you got bit by an animal and
they took you to the to the hospital because you needed
stitches, they're giving you a rabies shot.
Oh, OK. No, no, I get that.
I OK. I get that.
Like I said, that's what I mean. It's like stepping.
It's like stepping on it. You know you're getting a
tightness, OK. Like when's the last time you
got it? You'd be like, oh, I don't know,
like, well, you should. Probably get actually, I didn't
know the last time I got 1I I forget.
Well, I, I was there, but dude, dude chick was like super hot.
But you know, the craziest part was like like the nurse who was
like giving it to me. She was like 6 months pregnant
dude, like obviously pregnant. And I was like, still like
really attracted to her. Shut up.
I swear to God. I believe it.
I don't doubt it. First I.
Was like, what is going on? All right, that's true.
Oh, I believe you all. Right therapy question #2 would
you rather swap bodies with your pet for a week or swap phones
with your ex for a day? Swap bodies with your pet for a
week. Or swap phones with your ex for
a day. See, but you're all toxic so
you'd want to swap with. Your no I do not.
I, I want to, I want to swap bodies with my dog and like I'm
going to be fast as shit like. You think I want to see what the
fuck is on my ex? Sleep.
Sleep, all of it. Sleep on the floor.
Get scratches That sounds like. It's a full week though of being
a dog like, you know. You'll be well rested, ma'am.
I know but like I definitely don't want to know anything
that's going on and my ex is fun like I.
Well it's just weird at that point.
Like they're exes for reasons so I don't want to.
Go well, like sometimes it's. Swap, swap.
With like just for me personally it would be toxic but like like
previous exes like it wouldn't even be a big deal.
Yeah, but then like, why would you win in the 1st place?
That doesn't make sense. Because I don't want to have to
be a dog for a week. That's the options.
Yeah, I'd rather be a dog for a week.
That just sounds tight. It does sound tight until it
isn't, dude. Until you until you like, can't
go outside like without like a human letting you out to go pee
or whatever the fuck you. You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, but I also feel like Topanga is going to be like, yo,
we swapped, so now I'm. I see what you're saying.
So like, I know Topanga is you now.
Yeah, you said we're swapping body.
So then Topanga is me. So Topanga is going to hold it
down. I'll make sure that's.
What we got to work? Get her off of work.
She's going to let me. She's going to go play fetch
because she knows how much fun it is to play catch.
She's going to want to do that shit.
She's. Like, let's go.
I didn't think about that part. She's going to like, psych me
out with the ball. I go, Oh yeah, it sucks, doesn't
it? I just was thinking you just
turn into your pet, not that the pet becomes you as well.
Some. Freaky Friday.
Right, right, right, right. Some Jamie Lee Curtis shit.
Lindsay Lohan. That's right, you know, shout
out, shout out. She woke up in my bed one time.
It was weird. Not my bad.
My couch. Yeah, definitely be a dog.
I agree. Squirrels and shit and be like,
I'm gonna kill this motherfucker.
I mean. I mean, that's the part that I
wouldn't want. To but but if I'm self aware
then I just want to sleep all day.
I would just want to sleep. I would sleep, veg out, I'd eat
shitty food but whatever. But I would just chill like I'd
rather do that. Come out baby, have a different
appreciation. For what it's like.
To be a dog. I for me, it's just I, I, I do
your boy hit the block. You know, it's like I don't
would need to see anything on that phone.
And Anne, would you? I'll just tolerate being a dog
for a week like that's what it is.
It's like, not like I want to be a dog for a week.
It's like, I'd rather just do that than the other.
That's fair. Therapy question #3 would you
rather wear? This is a good one, I think.
Where would you rather wear clown shoes to every job
interview or a full Cape to every first date?
You go, it's just a full Cape to the first date.
Could probably pull that off. Clown shoes would be difficult.
Someone might appreciate it and find it funny and like hire you
'cause it was quirky. But you know, more than likely
you're gonna have more success in life if you're wearing a full
time Cape because like, you're not going to be like if you
can't get a good gig because you're always wearing big ass
clown shoes, people are not going to take you serious.
So it'll get you like, you're fucking crazy.
OK, like, like women are going to take you seriously.
Yeah, but you can make it something.
You can make it something cool. There's a couple times a year
where you go to music festivals, you go to like music festivals
where other motherfuckers wear capes and that's where you have
your first dates, you. But your boys been going on 1st
dates. Like there's no way any of that
shit would have gone well with the Cape on.
No, but if you were going to do some EDM music festival.
That would be a sick first date. And Halloween you could just
wear a Cape. Like you only got to do it once.
So if you can get, if you can, no.
No, every first date, it said. Every first date, so the first.
So no matter who you. Go.
You have to lock it down. You have to lock it down.
You just got. It locked down the second date.
Then you can go Cape plus. That's it.
That's true, yeah. So if anything, if.
Any you got to get passed through the first date with a
full Cape on. If if anything, this is like a
your. Boy could do it.
I probably but this. Is something this is something
that you like guys challenge other guys to do in a group like
hey. I'm not kidding.
Not kidding. 20 bucks in the pot.
Let's get the cameo. Not kidding.
In in the group text got challenged to start a
conversation and ask a girl like on a dating app what kind of
groceries she's been into lately and I did it and we went on a
date. She was into it.
But exactly what you're saying. Like wear a Cape on their first
date, ask a girl what kind of groceries she's been into
lately. She's like, what the fuck did
you just say to me? I was like, yo, I'm not a
weirdo, but like, you know, just give me an idea.
Like what were we talking? Like Erawan, We we talking like
Trader Joe's, Like just like, like I don't need the list, but
like swear. Yeah, but you couldn't.
That's ridiculous. I know it is.
You you couldn't wear clown shoes to every job interview?
That would suck. Well, all you have to do is lock
down one job. Yeah, but it's if you have two
interviews, you're wearing clown shoes to your second interview.
They they couldn't be I. Mean like I used to have like
like the black and white Doc Martins.
Like might as well be clown shoes.
Like, no, clown shoes are big. Clown shoes are fucking big.
There's a distinction between just, you know, calling
something clown shoes, which is a phrase.
I love that phrase. It just means it ridiculous
'cause they're fucking ridiculous.
Like no, like you. Have you seen someone walk in
clown shoes? No, I have, not you.
Walk like you're walking and like if you're seeing, watch
somebody walk around in fucking fins, like scuba diving fins and
they're like, 'cause they're fucking webbed ass.
Feet the. Same shit.
No, it's the same shit. It's almost.
The same motion? No, that's way worse.
You can't like it's at least they're shoes.
I guess they're like. Covers bro if you're walking in
with scuba fins like come on like.
Shoes with a body kit. It makes no sense or.
What do you mean at the same time like?
Like why'd they lower? That like, like like, you know,
no, I don't know dude. I'm.
Cape the first Cape first date You know you have to plan some
kick ass cool first dates. Halloween could be a year.
That would always be like a good time to set one up for
Halloween. You have to wait.
Till that would that be like
season? That be like the like all right.
This is like summertime. It's EDM like fall.
It's like Halloween, Burning Man.
So you'd just be, you'd have to go.
You'd just go that route. Yeah, you can make it work, but
like if you're actively. And this is where you could
like, what if you're out and you're at a festival and you
meet a festival chick, then you all have.
And then you're like, oh, did this count as the first date?
And she's like, yeah, sure. And then you don't have to wear
the Cape the next time you see the chick, boom, you're done.
So then you're first date. No, no, no.
The Cape is. You're right, the Cape is
better. It's just, it's just, it's just
unfortunate that you would have to do that.
Yeah, it's because it sounds ridiculous, but it's the most
like, defeatable. On smaller hurdles more, would
you have like a, would you have like a custom Cape or or would
you just go like black? Probably you wouldn't want to
get like too detailed in it. Like what if you like?
What if it like Like you designed it?
It was like it was like. Like, and there's several, like
there's certain things you couldn't do.
So you'd think like, oh, I'll take, I'm gonna take this bitch
to go see Phantom of the Opera. No, that means that you're too
much into Phantom of the Opera. No, no, no, I get that.
No, no, I'm talking about like I know.
I'm just saying I'm. Thinking like like what would
you prefer? Like what do you think?
What you could get away with better if it was like a basic
ass black like Cape, Superman Cape or custom?
Well, yeah, you want, you want to be kind of like like chic and
like kind of, you know, like low profile 'cause you could pull it
off as like you're just really into fashion too.
So if you got to wear a Cape, you could also make it towards.
You know, like, you know, probably wears a part of myself
Sticky probably wears a Cape right now.
Like, yeah, feel like, yeah, this is like part of my style.
So you could incorporate it and be like go like the ultra
fashionable. Ride.
I do not know how you get a second date wearing a Cape, bro.
That's a challenge. That's a challenge.
It is. It is.
And I feel like I could, I could pull it off, but like, not, not
because of the Cape, like the cape's a problem.
It's like, that's what? But in comparison, in life,
that's a smaller hurdle to overcome the more in the clown.
Shoes that job. True, true.
And the job. Like honking your nose.
Shit dude. I would clown somebody if they
came in. I was waiting for you to hit us
with the clown. No pun, no pun intended.
Clown somebody if they walked in in clown shoes.
And, and as an as important as it is to like meet someone and
be in a relationship, it's more important to get a job.
Yeah, it's hard to do that when you broke a shit 'cause you're
wearing size unches. Well, 45.
That's why I need the job bro. Bright yellow.
I got I got to wear clown shoes to the fucking interview.
Polka dot lace around the outside.
Get the fuck out of here bro. Like what are you doing all?
Right, final therapy question, y'all.
Would you rather only speak in sarcastic tones or only in
motivational quotes? See.
So I think I, I think I know what you're going to say, but go
ahead. Well, so this is just like what
type of person, how, what type of hated person do you want to
be? So this is really what it is
like. You have to make a decision.
So you're getting hated on no matter what is where.
Yeah, so you could go the sarcastic route.
Everyone will think you're a Dick.
They're always making sarcastic comments all the time.
So people will think they won't take you seriously or they won't
think what you're saying is serious.
Sometimes 'cause I'll be like I'll never be able to attend
one. You're not being sarcastic so
that would suck, right? That would automatically blow
you being an asshole for one reason.
Or you could be like only speaking motivational quotes
like that obnoxiously over positive guy.
Or it's almost like not. Be that though.
Where people think that you're yeah, but it's like, but there
can be funniness to the sarcasm. You're not going to get a whole
lot of laughs just being like, oh, you better lunge.
And that could, like you said, it'd be like Ned fucking
Flanders. So it'd be like you'd be
annoying for a different set of reasons.
OK, but like I've you. Would give good advice though.
I've, I've, I've kind of gone through both phases, to be
honest, where I'm like really like, like the positive
motivational person. And then I'm also like then
like, you know, get like, I go like heartbroken and cynical and
sarcastic and shit. And one's better than the other.
It's like people vibe with the fucking motivational shit way
more than they do the sarcastic asshole.
With sarcastic tones. But some people can, and they'll
identify with it too though some people enjoy that shit.
I mean, the balance, Well, yeah, the balance is the key.
Well. That's what I'm saying is like,
if you had to pick one, what type of asshole do you want to
be 'cause you would rather be over, you'd be the overly
positive guy. Yeah, I think that's.
Quoting Tony Robbins all the time.
Yeah, I'd rather do that than. I don't know.
I mean, I 'cause I like being so come on, is this.
That's how you speak, so it's not.
Necessarily, this is how talk share.
This is how Talk Share get off the pod.
Also, look, this is how, this is how you're perceived, 'cause
this is, this is how. That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm It's not. Necessarily how you feel, but
that's the only way you can communicate back.
Right, right. It's how people.
So I'd rather take I'll. I'd take sarcastic tones for
sure. See I'd rather take a
motivational just cause. Like it's how you come.
You're right, it's not how you feel.
It's it's how people perceive you.
I'd rather people perceive me to be like positive than than an
asshole, even if I'm just kidding.
Hitting them with all the Asian hand gestures.
The heart. With the Asian hand.
Gestures. Yeah, that's what it is.
It's a they're doing K pop watching K pop Demon Slayer.
I was just I was just telling someone how like that we've come
out the Swifties and K Pop, but that we we've never fucked with
the Beyhive. Like we just won't do it.
But they but you'll fuck with Oprah.
Yeah, Oprah sucks, man. She just can't not.
She can't not. I I can't listen to this the.
She's done something horrible to somebody no one knows about.
It's insane and I'm not. Saying you can't just just give
her fucking credit. She's being a boss.
She gets all the credit in the world.
No, Yeah, she's a boss lady. And.
A strong black woman. To make boss moves like that,
you have to crush people's humps.
And dreams. It's not always true.
You do. All right, y'all?
Well, that's therapy questions. And guess what, Joseph?
I don't need the eye roll. I need a break.
We're going to take a 10 minute break, all right, we will. 10
minutes on the live. We'll be right.
After after he's done pooping, I'm.
Not going to poop. And now we are back for the
topics. Article #1 comes from the BBC.
It's just titled How a Texas Showdown Could Reshape Congress
and Trump's Presidency. So you touched on it earlier,
essentially. And we've talked about this
multiple times before. It's something I'm very
passionate about. But like gerrymandering and
redlining, redrawing districts to load them with either a
certain group or to exclude a certain group to basically rig
elections and fix it to where the demographic is predominantly
going to vote for one group. Texas is in the process of
redrawing and gerrymandering the fuck out of the state even more
to create 5 new seats. Which is insane that a state can
do that. This is something that should,
we should have been addressed forever ago, but it's like we're
opening up a Pandora's box where then it's just what Democrats
are going to redraw everything and it's going to be a back and
forth, back and forth. So we're, we're teetering on
something being set, set up to where it's gonna be really hard.
There's one district that they've that they've redrawn
that goes from Austin to San Antonio.
It's this weird, like snaky thing.
And it's it's all Democrats. It's all, it's all like racist
shit, right? Well, but that, that one's all
Democrats. So they condensed where they are
like the, the, the district that Jasmine Crockett represents
won't even exist. But the way they're redrawing
this stuff. So, but dozens of text.
But so what's been going on is dozens of Texas Democrats
secretly left the state in a dramatic effort to stop
Republicans from holding a vote that could determine the balance
of power in the US Congress. Republican Governor Greg Abbott,
piece of shit has issued orders that that they should be
arrested on site and fined $500 a day.
He has threatened to expel them from office.
First of all, he can't expel them.
No shit how it works. Second of all, any subpoenas or
anything like that are not arrestable.
They're not felonies. So he's full of shit.
He can't really find them. There's not really anything he
can do about it at all. It's all just theatrics and he's
just, you know. So, yeah, so like the Democratic
members of the state legislator left Texas.
And in Texas, you can't have a quorum to pass a bill unless
there's like enough of the legislators there like at like
to do it like in the state. And so he's saying that he's
going to arrest them. But like they all like, I guess
you could say fled the state, but they're all like in blue
states. And so it's so it's like he he
actually did like order like like he has like warrants out
for these people. But it's like, like they're like
in New York and California. It's like we're like Gavin
Newsom is not going to go let like like Texas police like come
and like fucking arrest somebody for no.
Yeah, well, they they couldn't if they wanted to.
So no, I know, but it's just it's insane that that he even
thinks that. Yeah.
But it it's exactly like your guys in Texas bounty law, where
it's like you'll get an abortion out of the state and you can get
arrested. It's like, are you fucking
kidding? You have the Democrats left
because at least 2/3 of the 150 member legislative body must be
present to proceed with a vote on redrawing Texas electoral
maps. The plan would create five more
Republican leaning seats in the House of Representatives.
This high stakes battle may seem both bizarre and confusing, but
it's one that could spread to other states in advance of next
year's national midterm elections.
At its heart, it's a bare knuckle fight over political
power, who can wield it more effective or most effectively,
and who can keep it. And this is where you've seen
Gavin Newsom say then I'm going to redraw California and create
more seats for myself. If they're going to do that,
then we're going to do that. Well, you know what?
You know what? Barack Obama and Eric Holder are
former attorney general who was actually qualified as soon as
they left office, they started a nonprofit and it was to end
gerrymandering just in the country in general.
And so like, that's what they've been working on because like the
Democrats do it too. But the reason why they do it,
it's it's like to fight fire with fire.
And the Republicans are just always so much better at
messaging and fucking with shit like voter ID and all that
bullshit. It's just, it's like, 'cause
they don't give a shit. Like they're ruthless.
They just want power. And like Democrats actually
believe like in government and like how it should work.
But like, it's like we don't, we're not as I'm gonna say we, I
mean the Democratic Party, which is not as ruthless as they are.
And so that's why like they just get away with shit like this.
That's why I like you can't. That's why you have a bounty out
for you. Like if you fucking like or an
Uber driver taking someone to go get an abortion in Texas.
Like, I mean, it's insane. Yeah, it's way worse than that.
It's like, oh, I think you might have gotten an abortion.
So I'm going to turn my head now.
They'll prove you didn't. That's fucking.
Weird. And get paid for it.
Yeah. And if, if yeah, I'll get 10K.
I've just said that's just like wild.
That's like the most. Like the fact that like you guys
let that shit happen is insane. Why does Trump want
redistricting? It's not like we let it happen.
I mean everybody, no. No, you did.
Texas did. Well, it's not like I let it
happen. No, I know you didn't.
I'm just saying that you people. Well, the Legislature, which is
Cray, which is doing all this. I just, I just mean like, yeah,
the people that you voted into office in Texas.
House of Representatives is made-up of 435 legislators who
are elected every two years. They represent districts and
boundaries. Who draws the lines and how and
how can go a long way in shaping the ideological tilt of the
district and likelihood that it elects a Democrat or a
Republican. So yeah, it's saying that House
edge knife with 2019 Republicans and 212 Democrats.
There are 4 vacancies likely to be filled by three Democrats and
one Republican in a special election later this year.
So that would put it at 2:16 for Democrats, 2/20 for Republicans.
Would just if just to see if you could guess, what do you think
the most gerrymandered state is in the country out of the 50?
Oh, it's got to be like Mississippi, Alabama.
No, no, Wisconsin. OK, I could see that.
It's like it like like if Wisconsin was in gerrymandered,
it would just be like run by all Democrats.
But it's it, it's like 60% of the votes are Democratic and
then the state legislature is like 80% fucking Republican.
It's ridiculous. It's a problem.
That's a big political state. Wisconsin's got a lot of power.
It's it's this, it's this. It's the swingiest of the swing
states. It's got a lot of like clout and
power. Yeah, most gerrymandered state.
Damn. Interesting.
Yeah. I wouldn't take much for a shift
in the political winds for Democrats to take back control
of the House and next year's midterm elections.
And that the party controls a lower Chamber of Congress, has
powers to extend that, extend far beyond simply setting
legislatures legislative agenda for the next two years, as
important as that may be, which is true.
I mean, they're just worried that they're going to end up
losing Texas. Lot of people that live here who
are immigrants, different ethnicities, Texas is actually
pretty diverse, especially depending on where you are.
So that being said, I mean, there's a lot of people who
might have voted for Trump and now they're seeing these
deportations or whatever. There's reasons for people to
jump ship and maybe move. So they, I feel like they're the
Republicans are good at trying to stay ahead.
And that's something that, you know, if they're planning on
losing 3 seats or having three of them filled, one to be it
being within a four seat swing, they're like we need to create 5
new seats. And and it's literally only like
4 seat difference right now in the House, like of
representatives, you know, between like like that's how
like polarized it is. Yeah, yeah, no, dude, I'm all
these motherfuckers want is power when they're going to do
whatever the fuck they they can to to go get it and like.
Oh, we now don't disagree, obviously.
No, I know, I know. It's just, it's, it's just gross
how it plays out. And then, like, to me, it's like
the fact that the Democrats have to leave the state for this not
to happen, even though we all know it's still going to happen.
They're gonna have to come back. And this.
Yeah. And this is going to happen.
Like, this is like, more of like a symbolic, like, protest.
But it's insane that like, that we can just let it like, like,
let this like shit happen. And the Supreme Court is so
fucking right wing like right now that like, they're just
gonna let it go. Like they got rid of the fucking
voting right, like Rights Act like.
And the first thing that happened was like Alabama was
like, OK, fuck it. We're taking like polling, like
places out of black people's, like communities, like, you
know, it's like immediately. Yeah.
Yeah, it sucks, dude. It's, it's really sucks.
Like where we're at? Yeah, we're at a.
Interesting. Time.
Yeah, but I mean, this is all Hot Wheels.
Abbott, man. He's all about it.
Why though? I don't even care why.
He says he says he's not running for re election after this term
too which I just call bullshit I think.
He's do you think he, do you think he wants to be president?
I think he knows he couldn't become president do.
You Are you sure? I think every, every senator
wakes up every day and looks in the mirror and says hello, Mr.
President or Mrs. President like.
No, I think that he likes his, has his little power vacuum here
in Texas, gets to do stuff, gets to be talked about on the
national stage. I don't think he has any
interest in being president. I think he knows he wouldn't
win. I think he'd lose.
Hard disagree. I think he would lose too.
I'm just saying when you get to that level, it's it's kind of
like how people say like the Joker Yankovic, like in the NBA,
he's just like he just like wants to like go and hang out in
Serbia and like he might just retire even though he's like
back-to-back MVP. It's like, no, dude, you don't
get that competitive like and then just give it up like that.
Like, like, I'm like, Abbott thinks he can be president and I
guarantee you he has ambitions. Why the fuck else?
Why else would he care? Like seriously Like why would he
care if there was five more like?
See, I think, see, I think he'd be happy with like a cabinet
spot with someone else. I'm sure he would take it, but
like, but I'm just I'm saying like he like the ego that he
probably has is like, yeah, dude, I'm going to be president
after Trump. Yeah, it must be hard to push
around when you have an ego that big.
Especially when you're in a wheelchair.
Probably. Got him.
It's a push part, but yeah, so I mean, I just keep an eye on it's
because there's other states that are talking about doing
this. I have Democratic states saying
that they're going to redraw and add more seats.
It's just this petty fucking back and forth now.
I don't it's it's hard to watch, man.
It's hard to watch. I don't even watch the news
anymore. I swear to God.
Yeah. It's depressing.
Yeah. Well, it's just like, yeah.
It's like, I don't like, I, I keep up with the, I, I, I listen
to NPR like I, you know, I like, I look at the articles, like for
the podcast, but I just can't watch cable news anymore.
It's just like, what are we doing?
That's fair. Article #2 This article comes to
us from the AP Marjorie Taylor Green calls for George Santos's
seven-year sentence to be commuted.
Fuck yeah, shout out. Might be hard to find.
Have to find someone to have your back in politics if you get
caught lying about your life story, become one of the handful
of people to ever be expelled from Congress and they're thrown
in federal prison. But George Santos is no ordinary
former politician. Shoot.
So true. Shout out.
I'm in a letter. In a letter Monday, US Rep
Marjorie Taylor Green formally came.
She formally came. Formally came to the aid of the
well. I had an ad pop up for a Mazda
3. Formally came to the aid of the
disgraced ex congressman with a request that his seven-year
prison sentence be commuted, arguing that the length of the
term is represented as a grave injustice.
The plea which I sent, which The plea which was sent to the
Justice Department pardon attorney came less than two
weeks after Santos became his began his sentence while his
Crimes, war and punishment. Many of my colleagues who I
serve with have committed far worse offences than Mr. Santos,
yet have faced 0 criminal charges, Marjorie Taylor Green
wrote without elaborating. I strongly believe in
accountability for one's actions.
I believe the sentencing of Mr. Santos is an abusive overreach
of the judicial system. I mean like, I've already put
money on his book so he's got ramen at least.
I love what Trump had to say. He lied like hell, Trump said.
And I didn't know him, but he was 100% for Trump.
Santos pleaded guilty last year of charges of wire fraud and
aggravated identity theft following a damage.
I mean and. Did this dude?
Incident that allegedly stole from political donors, paid for
personal expensive with campaign contributions, lied to Congress,
and collected unemployment benefits while working.
Did and that's like not even like half the list of like his
like shit, I just think he's funny as hell.
Like, and other than like whenever he took that, like
homeless veterans, dogs, money or whatever, Yeah, that was
tough hold. On this this lists off some of
them. So Santos once heralded in the
Republican Party for winning the the perennial contest.
The perennial, perennially contested New York congressional
seat covering parts of Queens and Long Island.
However, it all began to unravel when it became clear that he
fabricated much of his life story.
At one point, he falsely claimed that his mother died in the 9/11
attacks. At another one, he claimed that
he was Jewish and not Jewish. When when pressed about the
claim, he said that his grandparents fled the Holocaust.
That's true. I mean, true that he said that.
I mean, what else he said that he he said that he lived in a
mansion, was sleeping on his sister's couch.
He was a collegiate no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You were thinking of Eric Adams was sleeping on the couch.
No. No, George Santos was too.
He lied. He was.
That's when they were like giving that.
Have been a futon dude. That's stuff.
People were like, he's lying about his address and he's like,
oh, I'm moving. So no.
Same thing with with with with the mayor Adams, though of New
York. He was like sleeping on a couch
in New Jersey when he was running for mayor.
Yeah, and he's a piece of shit too, but not not that George
Santos is a piece of shit. I mean, I mean, obviously he is,
but he's but he's best friend at the pod so.
He's like, there's a Mount Rushmore too you put him on it
for. Sure.
Yeah, lied about, you know, where he was living.
Just just his his mommy and. Lied about not being a drag
queen in a drag queen in Brazil, and then it comes out he is.
The Brazilian government to this day wants custody of George
Santos, right? Right.
I'm surprised. I'm surprised that that he
hasn't got deported. Like, I mean, we're just
deporting people for no reason at this point.
Yeah, but he's 100% for Trump, so Trump's like, I like him.
I like the guy down there in Brazil.
He's a good guy. The guy who's being falsely
accused, if he was in charge, I'm I might give them Santos,
but he's not. And plus, he's 100% Trump.
Dude, what if he got like a secretary like like that?
'D be awesome. That I I dude, I'd be so here
for it. So here.
For it like that'll be a disaster, but I'd be.
I know but but but. So ready to watch.
That I feel like he might, he might be able to do a good job
like like he's diabolical, but like, I don't know if he's like
malevolent. To reach the point where he's
at, he's got to have he's got special powers.
For sure, for sure, for sure. I mean, did did, did he beat
Harvard in the volleyball game? So what do you mean?
Hall of Fame Ivy League volleyball player.
That's right. That's such a random ass thing.
It's a perfect lie. He ran twice and nobody.
Nobody. Ever.
Yeah, what's crazy is that nobody questioned him the first
time. He was even crazier.
Yeah. So it's like he got to go again.
Like, oh, I remember that guy. He's got a craziest.
Story. And that's kind of what it is.
It's like he got away with all of it.
And so it was like he just started doubling down.
He's like, do you? Do you think part of it was like
he was telling lies in the first cycle and then forgot some of
them so made-up news stories to? No, no, What I think happened
was he was telling lies to try to get a job as a congressman,
congressperson, whatever the fuck, and nobody called him on
it. So then he was like, yeah, I can
just lie more and see and and see what and see what the fuck
Yeah, because he's like, yeah, if there there was no
repercussions like for. Yeah, sure.
He didn't get in any trouble, right?
Pretty crazy. That's part of the pod.
Yeah, it's just been over a week now, but I can tell you this
much, when people say prison sucks, they aren't just talking
about the bars and the bunks. Dude, shut up, Santos.
You're having the best time ever, dude.
He's probably like getting like. There was an interview.
I think he did it with Tucker Carlson.
And he said that. He's worried about his life,
that he won't survive in there. That that I was like, you're
probably going to be in protective segregated custody,
bro. They're not going to put you.
They're not going to put him in Jen Pop.
He's too Pop. He's too famous.
They won't do that. They won't they.
They might hit him with some sheets like he's Epstein bro.
No, he'll be like in trustee type shit.
So he'll be like. You think that, but like, I
don't know, like. The the way.
No, maybe not because he has theft charges.
So the, the way the world is now, it's like, it's like, dude,
do not be surprised if it's like we find out like like the
cameras are turned off and Santos is dead.
I. Mean he could be.
I've been saying this for the whole time.
He could be the key to all of this.
We just don't even realize it. Probably.
He could be our Aladdin like like.
Or or or or or or Abu. At least our Abu, he'd make a,
he'd make a great Abu. For sure, but he's probably
believe the parrot, whatever the fucking name of Jafaris
Parrotis. I I played Jafar in Aladdin in
in a play in six. Yago.
Yeah, Yaga. Iago bam boom, got it.
Still can get it done son. There another therapy question
article #3 Denmark Zoo asked people to donate their small
pets as food for captive predators.
What a A zoo in Denmark is asking for donations of small
pets as food for its predators. While the Alborg Zoo said it's
trying to mimic the natural food chain of its animals, House
there for the sake of both the animal welfare and professional
integrity, and offers assurances that pets will be gently
euthanized by training staff. The zoo in northern Denmark
explained on Facebook posts that if you have a healthy animal
that needs to be given away for various reasons, feel free to
donate. Donate it to us.
The zoo points to Guinea pigs, rabbits, chickens as possible
donations. After being euthanized, the
animals be will be used as fodder, said the zoo.
The way nothing, nothing go that way, nothing goes to waste.
We ensure the natural behavior, nutrition and well-being of the
predators. The online the The online call
for pet donations is a is accompanied by pictures of a
Wildcat bearing its teeth with this wide open mouth on the on a
link to the zoo's website. Nothing noting the facility also
is interested in receiving horses.
The zoo, which could not immediately be reached for
additional details, does not list other pets or animals as
possible donations. You got a horse you don't want?
Bring it to the zoo. I'm going to feed it to the
ocelots. Dude.
That's wild. How bad?
How bad of a spot are you in? What up I just told you about?
You know, the equestrian? Like how are we talking about
feeding horses to fucking animals right now?
It's in Denmark, it's not me, this article's.
Well, you know what's so fucking funny?
The fact. That you the fact that you're
open casting, calling for animals to feed the other
animals. You got a cat you don't want
bring it on down. Yo, you want to get rid of this
pet and bring it to me. And you know what I you know I'm
going to put it to sleep and then feed it to an alligator.
That's fucking insane. That is some of the craziest,
like a request of the community from the zoo.
Bring me your small pets and animals.
That's a wild. That's crazy work to whoop
whoever made that. Oh, sorry, I'm just like.
I mean circle of life type shit like like instead of OK, instead
of like, I don't know, devil's advocate here.
Instead of like getting like the ashes, which I did of my dog
that died, you go and I don't know.
No, because it says it says and and I quote.
If you have a healthy animal that needs to be given away for
various reasons, feel free to donate it to us.
That is creepy as shit dude. That is, that is.
Denmark side ahead of the game what what I was going to say is
so I. I know somebody who moved to
Denmark actually. Well, what's funny is like I
used to clean the pool of this like TikTok star who was like on
the House hype house, like on Netflix and then he sold it and
the family's from Denmark, but they had like 21 horses and I
and they just hadn't moved in yet.
But like, but it was like a whole set up and you know why I
think they didn't move in yet 'cause they they had bought the
house. But I think it's 'cause Trump
got elected and they were just like, maybe not.
We're getting the fuck out of here.
Like they're like, like they're just like that rich like, like,
'cause like I'd met them and like they would like come, but
like they just hadn't. Like they were like, it was like
a vacation house, but they were planning on like making it their
house and and then they just never like actually like I'm I
got out of the game now. But if the you know, but it, it
was just, it was just weird. But like, yeah, I couldn't
imagine, dude. I could not imagine.
You're right. You're right.
Fucking crazy. But it's crazy.
My my whole point is to they're from Denmark.
That was all I was saying. That's like there's wolves in
the forest. The only way to keep them at Bay
is once a week. We have to give them one of our
pets everywhere. Dude, I'm not kidding.
On NPR TODAY that there's like this wolf problem, I forget
where that's eating pets, but but the wolves are endangered in
this area or whatever. So they don't want to kill the
wolves. So what they're doing is playing
a marriage story with Adam Driver and, you know, my Boo,
Scarlett Johansson. Yeah.
Loudly like the like where they argue with each other to to get
the wolves to not come to the eat the pets or whatever.
I swear to God that's what I heard today on NPR.
That's crazy. That'd be that.
Wouldn't be cool because I have a pet, but like would if I knew
my pet was safe. Would it be cool to live in a
town with the wolf problem? Like probably, you know, like
where do you live? Oh, I live.
Over there, I just told you I got coyotes everywhere.
That make you that make you more mysterious.
Yeah, but coyotes are super skittish like a wolf and don't
give no fucks. Coyotes are like.
That's what you have to be. That's what you.
That's what people say. But then like I'm telling you,
dude, like when they like it's like we could just go outside
right the fuck now they. Have rabies, some of them.
Allegedly, if rabies exist. Well, what's fucked up with
rabies too is the only way they can tell is they got to test
their brain, but that means they got to kill it.
What are we talking? It's like it's like CTE.
It's like CTACTE for animals and if you got it.
If a person got rabies then fuck them up.
Except for nobody knows anybody who's ever had rabies.
Well, not anymore because you've evolved past it.
I don't know that that article just fucked me up.
The healthy if you have a healthy animal.
No, I agree with that. I agree with no.
No sick animals. Keep your old pets away.
I need young, virile, healthy pets.
What happened to the Guinea pigs?
Oh, we gave them to the zoo so they could get eaten by the
ostriches. Shits what?
I agree and and and it's also weird that it's Denmark and not
like like some, you know, like as Trump would say, shit whole
country or something. Yeah, for sure.
And we don't got to do the last article.
It's just about Trump talking about today.
He was spazzing out about ex doge employee being attacked.
So now he wants to try 14 year olds as adults federalize DC and
just wants to take over just I mean Jeanine Pirro is now the
attorney general for DC, which is crazy.
So unqualified. So you know just who.
Is qualified in this administration seriously who?
None of. Them Stephen Miller is for what
he he's his job is to be the most evil person on the planet
that's. Very good.
He's qualified for that. Yeah, he's great.
But his job is deputy chief of staff.
Yeah, so he wrangles up bunch of evil people.
He's like a evil leader. That's yeah, he's great at it.
That is true. He is.
He's. Extremely qualified for what
this what this administration wants to do.
He is overly qualified. We call him, we call him the
Santa Monica fascist. That's what we call him out here
because he's from Santa Monica and he's a fascist.
Yeah, and makes sense. You know he was from Santa
Monica. Yeah, dude, think about that.
That's wild. Who?
Went to Santa Monica high school dude and ran for for student
class president and on his platform he like or like part of
his like platform as he was like running for office for student
class president was that he throws trash on the ground to
keep the janitors employed. That's wild.
Yeah, dude, that's how terrible this motherfucker is, and he's
like writing tweets and shit for Trump.
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Pay attention to some of this shit that's going on.
There's a lot of goofiness going around with these midterms
coming up, so we're going to see some okey doke type shit.
So I mean, it's just a clown show man.
It's fucking crazy. Clown shoes at a job interview.
Yeah, seriously. That might be the name of the
the audio, I don't know. Yeah, do it.
That's a good one. That sound bad?
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