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What it do, what it do, what it 
do It is your boy Andrew 

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Schultz, AK, Mr. Goody 2 Shoes 
and who am I with? 

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As always, Joseph Huggins AKA 
old man Huggy. 

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Talk shit or get off the pod 
Episode 189 Hot Wheels still 

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sucks. 
Welcome, motherfuckers. 

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What's up, man? 
It's so funny because like, I 

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didn't look at the notes that 
you put in until like, right 

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before we started. 
And I was wondering what you put

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the title as. 
And, and before I even looked, I

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was like, I bet it's about Greg 
Abbott, the government. 

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Yeah. 
And and of course it was. 

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Yeah. 
Unbelievable shit. 

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OK, so like. 
They're all making moves. 

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We'll get into that. 
We don't want to jump into it. 

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OK, OK, but like, but it's 
funny. 

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Well, OK, it's it's just funny 
because we'll talk about it, I 

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guess. 
Yeah, I'm, yeah. 

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It's all stuff we've touched. 
Well, I well, it's just not like

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my story's not has nothing to do
with it. 

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It's OK. 
Like one of like the first like,

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political things that I, well, 
the first thing I remember is 

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the Bill Clinton versus George 
HW Bush debate. 

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That's like one of my earliest 
memories. 

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Isn't that weird? 
But my dad though, when we moved

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to Texas, all of the Democrats 
left the state to stop a bill 

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from being passed. 
I forget what bill was. 

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My dad was telling me how like 
much of AG move that was like he

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was like loved it. 
And then like, and then now all 

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the Democrats left Texas so that
they couldn't have a decorum, so

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that these motherfuckers 
couldn't add. 

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OK, OK, OK. 
But it's just funny that it's 

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like I don't like, like the way 
that he hyped it up to me as a 

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kid, like made me feel like it 
was like such like a righteous 

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move. 
And then now I'm like, this is 

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insane that this is happening 
again. 

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And it's like, just go on left. 
Yeah, yeah. 

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But of course it would be about 
Greg Abbott. 

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He's on like my top five most 
hated politicians probably, 

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Yeah, right now, Allegedly hate 
them still, still live in Texas.

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You never know. 
Never fucking know, man. 

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You don't have the caucasity. 
No, I mean, you know, yeah, 

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parents show up to Get Me Out. 
They'll be like, wait, what? 

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Funny. 
OK, you want to hear this funny 

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story? 
So I'm in like the league of 

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dorks of my dynasty fantasy 
Football League. 

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It's got 16 people in it and 
they the guy that has the trophy

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who did not win the last time, 
but he still has not sent the 

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trophy. 
I actually sent the trophy to 

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him and and he's never sent it 
to the next champion. 

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And everybody's like pissed 
about it. 

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So then they they set up a side 
group text but forgot to include

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me. 
So like I didn't like see the 

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beginning part. 
And then they added me and 

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everybody's talking about adding
$20 and I'm like, what are you 

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guys even talking about? 
And everybody wants to pay John 

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Gruden $300.00 for a cameo to 
tell him to send the trophy to 

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the person who the trophies. 
That's pretty sweet. 

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OK. 
And the whole time I was 

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thinking, bro, if we're putting 
300 bucks together for a cameo, 

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it's got to be George Santos. 
Like what are we doing? 

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Yeah, but it's fantasy football.
I. 

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Know, but I had no idea what the
fuck they were talking about. 

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You don't need 300 bucks to get 
a Santos cameo. 

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Right, No. 
Well, you you used to at. 

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Least yeah, he used to command 
at all, and now he's just like 

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anything. 
I know, I know. 

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But but like there's just this 
whole like literally the 

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conversation starts with oh 
fuck, I forgot I missed Andy and

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didn't Adam. 
And like that's like the first 

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text I get in this new group, 
text that's separate from like 

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every. 
The trophy thief. 

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Right. 
Except for guess what, it's his 

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brother who's leading the group 
text. 

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So his brother's also in the 
league, and he's the one who's 

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starting this, and he's the one 
who thinks we should get Jon 

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Gruden to do a cameo. 
Looks good. 

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And I had to explain to 
everybody because I packaged up 

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the trophy and sent it to him. 
Yeah. 

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OK, but like, I had to like 
explain to everybody the 

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trophy's gone. 
That's why it's not like been 

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sent. 
He just doesn't want to admit 

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that he lost the fucking trophy.
Like that's just obvious to me. 

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You think? 
Positive. 

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Why? 
Why do you say that? 

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Because why else would he have 
not sent it already? 

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Or he's just lazy as fuck and 
doesn't want to send. 

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It but he's not this dude like 
runs marathons bro. 

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That doesn't mean he's like 
reliable, he can procrastinate 

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and other shit. 
OK, but it's been 2 years. 

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This. 
This the guy who two years? 

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Yeah, the guy, the guy that that
deserves the trophy, has won 

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back-to-back. 
Damn, back-to-back and he 

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doesn't have the trophy, right? 
You guys got to make like AI. 

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Want I want I just had to I just
haven't made it clear. 

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Like it's like yo-yo your your 
boys gone through therapy and a 

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breakup and I'm I'm starting to 
see signs of things that I was 

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blind to and I'm telling y'all 
the trophy is gone otherwise he 

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would have sent it. 
Was it big? 

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Was it ridiculous? 
It looks like like the Stanley 

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Cup, yeah. 
Well, they already broke it the 

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way it's gone. 
Like the the problem is that 

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that there's a problem with the 
trophy whether it's broken or 

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it's missing. 
It's not that he refuses to send

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it. 
It's holding on to it. 

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Yeah, right. 
That's not what it is. 

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It's it's like there's obviously
an issue, but he hasn't admitted

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to it. 
And that's and but nobody gets 

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it but he but all day, every day
the the people are giving him 

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shit. 
And to the point where they 

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started a group chat to get Jon 
Gruden to do a cameo to you. 

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Should you should tell him to 
send you a picture? 

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Of it. 
I just said that to them today 

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literally right, right when I 
got off work I go that was the 

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second text I go hey y'all, I 
just want y'all know the 

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trophy's gone like that's why 
and I go we need proof of life 

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of the trophy yeah yeah. 
And guess what? 

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That proof of life is not coming
because the trophy's not there. 

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He doesn't have it and he's 
embarrassed by it. 

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But that but but it's like 
escalating. 

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He's embarrassed by it. 
You know what it's called? 

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It's called, It's called the 
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tight end from the Eagles. 
Because the homie who actually 

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bought the trophy to begin with,
even though I was the first 

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champion and it should be called
the Cromartie Trophy 'cause I 

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was the Cromartie kids, and it's
called the the Lombardi Trophy 

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in real life. 
Yeah. 

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Makes sense to me. 
But I didn't buy it. 

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So this guy bought it. 
But he had Zach Ertz on his team

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when he won the championship and
he calls it the ertz Cup. 

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That's what it's called. 
No, it's fine. 

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Yeah. 
It's like, yeah, you, you got 

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it, bro. 
But your boy's name's on the cup

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and. 
So what if he doesn't have it? 

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You going to make him replace 
it? 

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Well, that's what this is 
actually the other thing that's 

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going on. 
So not only the Jon Gruden part,

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but what we're they're they're 
trying to make a rule that if 

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you don't send the trophy, then 
you lose your first round 

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because it's a, it's a league of
dorks dynasty league. 

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So we only draft rookies and 
there's four rounds, so you get 

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to draft 4 rookies every year. 
You lose your first pick if you 

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don't send the trophy. 
When do they have to send it by 

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like? 
Before the draft, like before 

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the. 
Draft or. 

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Like, like I'm, I'm telling you,
this is all happening like like 

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this afternoon, this whole 
conversation. 

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So that's not actually a rule. 
It was just proposed as a rule 

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and people are getting on board.
But it was like the I sent him 

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the trophy. 
I, I won the first season. 

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I was holding on to it because 
my cousin won, but he was moving

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places and, and just wanted it 
to be safe. 

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So I kept it and then mailed it,
packaged it to the stage. 

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It's been two seasons of this 
other guy winning. 

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Still hasn't got the trophy. 
Sad Max. 

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You have to vote him out. 
Boot him. 

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He's the Commissioner. 
Revolt everybody. 

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Start a new league. 
With a new commish, I already 

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did revolt. 
Like, I changed my name from the

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the Cromartie kids to the 
Insurgency and I And so the, the

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bottom four teams every season 
get to draft their division in a

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snake draft. 
So 'cause there's 16 teams and 

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there's four people in each 
division. 

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So essentially it's like a 
conference, right? 

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Like it, yeah. 
And and so you play like 

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everybody in your division twice
and the bottom four teams get to

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draft who's in their division. 
And there's this dude like who 

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just sucks and hates me. 
He literally said that he was 

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going to murder me if he ever 
met me. 

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And like, I had to like text 
like the group, like the, the 

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like it's like it's OK to talk 
shit, but like saying you're 

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going to murder somebody. 
He's like pretty inappropriate. 

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And and then like, he like, 
formally apologized. 

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You trolled him to the you 
trolled him into saying that. 

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I didn't troll him into. 
And then Gas LED him into 

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apologizing. 
Are you fucking kidding? 

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I did not say anything like 
that, he said. 

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I've never met Andy and if I 
did, I would happily no, he 

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said. 
I would murder him and then 

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happily do the jail time. 
I was like, dude, that's not 

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what have. 
You done to. 

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What have you done to this guy? 
Nothing. 

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I've never even met him. 
That's wow. 

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That's OK OK so so your boy 
drafted him first into my 

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division so I get to beat him 
twice and. 

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And it was like iffy well his 
team sucks but like I was like 

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it would just be nice to beat 
him twice. 

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But then I was like if he beats 
me twice like I might jump off a

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fucking Cliff. 
But I wanted to draft Sad Max 

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AKA the trophy hoarder, but I 
knew that he'd still be on the 

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board later so I actually 
drafted him too. 

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So I got both of them in my 
division. 

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So I get to play both those guys
twice. 

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The best and the best and the 
worst. 

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Max is not the best he he's just
hoarding the trophy. 

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Oh, he's the, oh, he's the 
commissioner. 

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Right. 
Yeah, there's three 

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commissioners. 
So the homie, the homie Paul is 

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who got me in the league, who's 
my pledge bro whose dad produced

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Doggy Style and the Chronic and 
wannabe A baller shot caller. 

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He produced that shit like like 
just like straight up G the 

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Razor shot him out. 
But he's the one who got me in 

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the league. 
And then it's they're all his 

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friends. 
And then it's my cousin and my 

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best friend from first grade, 
Adam, because I got them in the 

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league. 
But there's 16 people. 

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So it's all like rich dudes from
like LA and New York that like 

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half of them I've never met. 
Interesting. 

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I know well. 
How's everything else? 

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Dude, shit is, you know, like I 
just told you, like off there, 

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it's like shit is wild. 
In my life, vibing with life. 

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Vibing I I started the wave and 
and I'm surfing it but I will I 

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will shout out this one girl the
question 'cause she's chill as 

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fuck. 
That's all I have to say. 

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For any therapy questions, I 
didn't look at them yet. 

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That makes it way better. 
Yeah, I never looked at them 

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really. 
As you shouldn't that that's 

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like the whole point is like, I 
want you to get cut off guard 

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because I want you to answer 
like in real time, you know? 

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Oh, no, I got you. 
Yeah. 

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Yeah, yeah. 
Like with the articles, it's 

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like, OK, like like let's think 
about what the fuck we're going 

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to say about like, you know, the
Massada what, or or or epske and

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whatever. 
Damn dude just went there bro 

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Damn. 
I'm just saying like, you can't 

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drop it dude. 
Well, I mean. 

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Sucking off that conspiracy teat
dog. 

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This year, I mean. 
Conspiracy milk? 

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Yeah, it tastes pretty good, 
don't it? 

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The more I think about it, the 
more I'm like, like, obviously, 

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yeah, OK, therapy question #1 
Would you rather fight a raccoon

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with boxing gloves or a goose 
with nunchucks? 

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Goose with nunchucks. 
Somebody was just trying to like

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sell. 
So like, 'cause it's going to 

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create more distance, have a 
whip effect, so even if they 

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were flying at you, you could 
still like smack it out of the 

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air before it got too close. 
'Cause they do have the aerial 

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assault. 
More range of motion. 

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Boxing gloves on for the raccoon
sound great, but it could still 

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get on your legs. 
If that gets on you, then you're

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trying to get it off. 
With boxing gloves, you can't 

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really use your hands. 
Raccoons. 

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Raccoons can get wild, but yeah,
a raccoon. 

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Big as fuck. 
The raccoon walked into my house

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while I was making popcorn at 
1:00 AM in San Diego because 

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like the bottom window was 
broken. 

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Didn't even like look at me, 
right? 

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Like just like I, I thought a 
dog walked into the house. 

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It was just, I just hear these 
paws and I turn around. 

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It's just a giant raccoon. 
Next day three of his homies 

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come back and this this house is
huge and I live with 13 

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different people and they shot 
one of the raccoons with a 

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fucking BB gun while I was in 
the kitchen and and it just like

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barely like it didn't flinch it 
like flared up and like like try

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to fuck with them and they like 
ran I'm not messing with the 

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raccoon. 
However, recently someone, 

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possibly a female tried to like 
tell me how like geese are like 

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can be like crazy and violent. 
I'm like. 

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That can be pretty fucking 
aggressive. 

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Right. 
And I was like, yeah, I know. 

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I I was like, I used to golf and
like they're be and I was like, 

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and by the way, I'm a, I'm a 
gander, right? 

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Yeah, I mean, I yeah, I guess. 
OK, let's try call me a goose. 

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I'm like, Nah, I'm a gander. 
Those can be. 

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They can't be aggressive at a 
raccoon. 

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I just a raccoon's gonna get on 
you. 

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But you're right. 
You're right with the you're 

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right with the nunchucks, with 
the distance. 

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Yeah, I'd take a nunchuck over 
boxing gloves against most 

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animals just 'cause it's got 
some brain. 

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Shit, I feel like I could fuck 
myself up with a nunchuck, you 

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know what I'm saying? 
You. 

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Could like accidents swung it. 
Like what? 

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You're just like whipping some 
shit. 

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Get out of here. 
Like you'd fuck some shit up. 

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OK, OK, just take, take it like 
all of it out. 

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Who, what, what and what would 
you rather try to fuck up? 

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Is a a a goose or a raccoon 
'cause I kind of, I kind of like

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raccoons. 
Yeah, if I had to pick one that 

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I would want to fuck up, yeah, 
I'd probably be a goose man, 

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Probably be a goose dude. 
I'd roll up on them deep 'cause 

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I like we got beat from before I
bumped into your cousins. 

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I was 7 seven at the lake with 
the fam, tried to feed you 

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bread. 
You fucked with me. 

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We're on now. 
I don't know y'all. 

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You're related somehow. 
You look just like. 

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I saw. 
I saw Alfred Hitchcock's Birds. 

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You look just like them. 
You look just like them. 

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Like no bro, that ain't me. 
You look just like them. 

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It's going down bro, like I'm 
going to be ratchet as fuck. 

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You know what people get? 
Remember, people get real 

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ratchet and they just say the 
same shit like eight times in a 

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row and they don't stop, so 
they'll say some shit like that.

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Oh, like raccoons aren't like 
that. 

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Though No, but they are. 
But that's why I fuck with 

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raccoons. 
Like that guy saying he's going 

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to try to be like I I get like, 
get up in your face, take off. 

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It doesn't really want any 
smoke. 

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A raccoon will fuck you up. 
The raccoon's like, hey raccoon.

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That's what I'm thinking. 
That's what I'm thinking is like

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who's going to win this fight? 
Like a raccoon versus versus 

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like I, like I probably, I'd 
probably win both, but a raccoon

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would be tougher to fight. 
And if it got on you and you're 

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wearing boxing gloves you have, 
you can't use your thumbs. 

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You fight. 
Yeah, you can't. 

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Good point, Good point. 
You can't get them off of you, 

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so you have to keep it at Bay. 
It's like that that that that 

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answers you. 
Tagging this thing up but a 

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goose back your. 
Boys on the speed bag all the 

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time though so. 
Knock that goose back and try to

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come out to the come back at 
you. 

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You know, whack. 
Like stay back, bitch. 

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Whack. 
Well, that's the thing though, 

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they can fly. 
Yeah, but we allegedly, we ain't

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scared. 
We ain't scared. 

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I've never, I don't see them. 
Do aerial attacks always be? 

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Fucked. 
You don't have the cock, 

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Cassidy. 
You haven't been on a golf 

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course enough like geese will. 
They will get crazy. 

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Oh I know they will, but I'm 
also saying they don't. 

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Raccoon will get crazier. 
They don't do a lot of aerial 

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attacks and like a raccoon could
have rabies or you throw the 

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rabies wild card in there. 
Raccoons get rabies. 

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No, no. 
Dude, come on man. 

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Like I dare myself to get 
rabies. 

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Like, are you kidding? 
That's wild. 

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Have you ever met somebody who 
has rabies? 

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Actually it's like a it's 
made-up bro. 

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No conspiracy theory. 
Do you know anybody who has 

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rabies ever? 
No 'cause once. 

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Who's gotten rabies shots? 
Yes. 

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Who's not who's? 
Who's contracted rabies? 

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No, Anybody. 
You would go insane. 

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You would go insane. 
OK, my point is. 

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People used to contract rabies, 
yes. 

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Did they? 
Yes. 

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OK. 
And well, I know, but I guess 

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RFK juniors now are health 
directors or secretaries. 

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We'll probably get rabies. 
Yeah, that was totally a thing 

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where people you could get 
rabies. 

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No, I get it. 
But my point is that you that 

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like it's like it doesn't. 
I don't know. 

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And it you know what it's like 
it well, not actually inside 

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this. 
It's like tetanus. 

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It's like getting tetanus. 
No, no, no, no. 

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Tetanus is different. 
Because no, no, no. 

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But what I'm saying is you can 
go. 

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So you could step on their 
certain scenario. 

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Right, right, right. 
Where you would be like I need 

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to probably go get a tetanus 
shot and you would go get a 

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tetanus. 
Shot and I and. 

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I got bit by a wild coyote and 
it fucked me up pretty good. 

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It was pretty squirrely. 
I'm probably going to go get a 

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rabies shot. 
It's. 

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Like, OK, but do you know 
anybody who's ever had to do 

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that? 
Manu Ginobili had to get rabies 

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shots when he slapped. 
Yeah, but he's he's fucking 

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French bro. 
Slut that. 

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No, he's Argentinian. 
Oh well, the same same. 

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Definition. 
So I mean, no, I don't. 

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I mean who's gotten a rabies 
shot? 

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Not that I've seen it. 
I know people have been like. 

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I'm not a rabies shot, I'm just 
saying like nobody's rabies. 

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You don't contract if you 
contract. 

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Rabies. 
You guys are out there getting 

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measles in Texas, dude. 
You wouldn't be able to talk to 

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them, they'd go insane and makes
you go crazy. 

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I just saying it seems made-up 
to me. 

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Have you ever seen an animal 
with rabies? 

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No. 
Oh man, I mean I don't don't go 

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look that up, but you could 
watch videos of that shit. 

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How would I? 
Yeah, I don't look at videos of 

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animals with rape. 
Well, your your question. 

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Unless I'm jerking off. 
Unless I'm jerking off. 

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Or questioning if it even 
exists. 

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No, no. 
My. 

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The shots are supposedly super 
painful too. 

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It's like 6 of them and you get 
them in your stomach. 

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But like, I have another example
of this where it's like they 

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just say this, but then it's 
like, well, is it actually like,

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is this actually a thing or are 
we just telling ourselves this? 

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But I, I, I just can't think of 
it right now. 

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It, it like it was fucking Bill 
Gates said some shit about like 

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ice cream. 
It's like, are they just like 

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trying to like, like stop me 
from like having a good time or 

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something like that? 
I forget what the fucking quote 

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is, you know, but the point is, 
I don't know anybody who's ever 

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had rabies. 
Yeah, you won't. 

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Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 
So. 

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Being like, have you ever met 
somebody who's got Ebola? 

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You'd be like, well, no man, 
like I haven't. 

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I hope I don't. 
If I do, it's going to be like 

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super short lived for him or 
maybe both of us. 

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That's pretty much a foregone 
conclusion. 

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But I feel like I feel like that
rabies is like more of a like 

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considered more of a threat than
Ebola in our. 

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Game of lives. 
I think that as we. 

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It's like, don't get close to 
that coyote or that squirrel or 

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that. 
Well, yeah, we've we've 

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modernized as society is 
modernized and we've pushed a 

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lot of this wildlife outside of 
city limits and expanded where 

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we live, displacement of wild 
animals. 

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Well, not out here. 
We just build a bridge. 

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It makes for less interactions 
with some of these things. 

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I know I'm not touched. 
You could talk about it 

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specifically because it's like 
sure, in South like, yeah, but 

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then Lake Grapevine, there's 
like packs of coyotes at roam at

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night. 
So it's like there's probably 

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just. 
Roam down my. 

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Street it just depends on like 
where you are, but I mean. 

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Totally. 
So I get what you're saying. 

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But the treatment, the scenarios
are so cut and dry at this 

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point. 
If you got bit by an animal and 

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they took you to the to the 
hospital because you needed 

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stitches, they're giving you a 
rabies shot. 

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Oh, OK. 
No, no, I get that. 

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I OK. 
I get that. 

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Like I said, that's what I mean.
It's like stepping. 

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It's like stepping on it. 
You know you're getting a 

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tightness, OK. 
Like when's the last time you 

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got it? 
You'd be like, oh, I don't know,

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like, well, you should. 
Probably get actually, I didn't 

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know the last time I got 1I I 
forget. 

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Well, I, I was there, but dude, 
dude chick was like super hot. 

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But you know, the craziest part 
was like like the nurse who was 

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like giving it to me. 
She was like 6 months pregnant 

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dude, like obviously pregnant. 
And I was like, still like 

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really attracted to her. 
Shut up. 

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I swear to God. 
I believe it. 

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I don't doubt it. 
First I. 

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Was like, what is going on? 
All right, that's true. 

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Oh, I believe you all. 
Right therapy question #2 would 

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you rather swap bodies with your
pet for a week or swap phones 

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with your ex for a day? 
Swap bodies with your pet for a 

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week. 
Or swap phones with your ex for 

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a day. 
See, but you're all toxic so 

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you'd want to swap with. 
Your no I do not. 

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I, I want to, I want to swap 
bodies with my dog and like I'm 

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going to be fast as shit like. 
You think I want to see what the

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fuck is on my ex? 
Sleep. 

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Sleep, all of it. 
Sleep on the floor. 

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Get scratches That sounds like. 
It's a full week though of being

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a dog like, you know. 
You'll be well rested, ma'am. 

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I know but like I definitely 
don't want to know anything 

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that's going on and my ex is fun
like I. 

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Well it's just weird at that 
point. 

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Like they're exes for reasons so
I don't want to. 

447
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:51,640
Go well, like sometimes it's. 
Swap, swap. 

448
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:56,400
With like just for me personally
it would be toxic but like like 

449
00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:59,240
previous exes like it wouldn't 
even be a big deal. 

450
00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:01,280
Yeah, but then like, why would 
you win in the 1st place? 

451
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:03,240
That doesn't make sense. 
Because I don't want to have to 

452
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:06,000
be a dog for a week. 
That's the options. 

453
00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:07,800
Yeah, I'd rather be a dog for a 
week. 

454
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:11,560
That just sounds tight. 
It does sound tight until it 

455
00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:13,760
isn't, dude. 
Until you until you like, can't 

456
00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:17,720
go outside like without like a 
human letting you out to go pee 

457
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:19,720
or whatever the fuck you. 
You know what I'm saying? 

458
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:23,840
Yeah, but I also feel like 
Topanga is going to be like, yo,

459
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:28,760
we swapped, so now I'm. 
I see what you're saying. 

460
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:30,920
So like, I know Topanga is you 
now. 

461
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:33,000
Yeah, you said we're swapping 
body. 

462
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,000
So then Topanga is me. 
So Topanga is going to hold it 

463
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:36,560
down. 
I'll make sure that's. 

464
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:38,800
What we got to work? 
Get her off of work. 

465
00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:40,800
She's going to let me. 
She's going to go play fetch 

466
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:42,960
because she knows how much fun 
it is to play catch. 

467
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:44,640
She's going to want to do that 
shit. 

468
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:45,440
She's. 
Like, let's go. 

469
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:47,920
I didn't think about that part. 
She's going to like, psych me 

470
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:50,120
out with the ball. 
I go, Oh yeah, it sucks, doesn't

471
00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:51,920
it? 
I just was thinking you just 

472
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:56,040
turn into your pet, not that the
pet becomes you as well. 

473
00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:57,240
Some. 
Freaky Friday. 

474
00:27:57,400 --> 00:28:00,240
Right, right, right, right. 
Some Jamie Lee Curtis shit. 

475
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:02,600
Lindsay Lohan. 
That's right, you know, shout 

476
00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:04,880
out, shout out. 
She woke up in my bed one time. 

477
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:06,800
It was weird. 
Not my bad. 

478
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:20,200
My couch. 
Yeah, definitely be a dog. 

479
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:24,560
I agree. 
Squirrels and shit and be like, 

480
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:25,680
I'm gonna kill this 
motherfucker. 

481
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:27,720
I mean. 
I mean, that's the part that I 

482
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:30,040
wouldn't want. 
To but but if I'm self aware 

483
00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:31,600
then I just want to sleep all 
day. 

484
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:35,760
I would just want to sleep. 
I would sleep, veg out, I'd eat 

485
00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:39,880
shitty food but whatever. 
But I would just chill like I'd 

486
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:42,680
rather do that. 
Come out baby, have a different 

487
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:44,440
appreciation. 
For what it's like. 

488
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:48,120
To be a dog. 
I for me, it's just I, I, I do 

489
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:51,920
your boy hit the block. 
You know, it's like I don't 

490
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:55,280
would need to see anything on 
that phone. 

491
00:28:56,480 --> 00:29:00,160
And Anne, would you? 
I'll just tolerate being a dog 

492
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:01,640
for a week like that's what it 
is. 

493
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:04,120
It's like, not like I want to be
a dog for a week. 

494
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:06,960
It's like, I'd rather just do 
that than the other. 

495
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:13,560
That's fair. 
Therapy question #3 would you 

496
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:16,800
rather wear? 
This is a good one, I think. 

497
00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:22,440
Where would you rather wear 
clown shoes to every job 

498
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:28,400
interview or a full Cape to 
every first date? 

499
00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:33,840
You go, it's just a full Cape to
the first date. 

500
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:37,080
Could probably pull that off. 
Clown shoes would be difficult. 

501
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:40,600
Someone might appreciate it and 
find it funny and like hire you 

502
00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:45,280
'cause it was quirky. 
But you know, more than likely 

503
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:51,800
you're gonna have more success 
in life if you're wearing a full

504
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:53,920
time Cape because like, you're 
not going to be like if you 

505
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:55,960
can't get a good gig because 
you're always wearing big ass 

506
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:59,320
clown shoes, people are not 
going to take you serious. 

507
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:01,320
So it'll get you like, you're 
fucking crazy. 

508
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:05,360
OK, like, like women are going 
to take you seriously. 

509
00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:07,000
Yeah, but you can make it 
something. 

510
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:10,640
You can make it something cool. 
There's a couple times a year 

511
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:14,080
where you go to music festivals,
you go to like music festivals 

512
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:16,320
where other motherfuckers wear 
capes and that's where you have 

513
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:20,280
your first dates, you. 
But your boys been going on 1st 

514
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:23,280
dates. 
Like there's no way any of that 

515
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:26,400
shit would have gone well with 
the Cape on. 

516
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:30,760
No, but if you were going to do 
some EDM music festival. 

517
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:36,600
That would be a sick first date.
And Halloween you could just 

518
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:38,800
wear a Cape. 
Like you only got to do it once.

519
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:40,520
So if you can get, if you can, 
no. 

520
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:45,320
No, every first date, it said. 
Every first date, so the first. 

521
00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:46,280
So no matter who you. 
Go. 

522
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:48,640
You have to lock it down. 
You have to lock it down. 

523
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:51,000
You just got. 
It locked down the second date. 

524
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,040
Then you can go Cape plus. 
That's it. 

525
00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:55,280
That's true, yeah. 
So if anything, if. 

526
00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:57,720
Any you got to get passed 
through the first date with a 

527
00:30:57,720 --> 00:31:00,360
full Cape on. 
If if anything, this is like a 

528
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:01,320
your. 
Boy could do it. 

529
00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:04,120
I probably but this. 
Is something this is something 

530
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:07,920
that you like guys challenge 
other guys to do in a group like

531
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:09,120
hey. 
I'm not kidding. 

532
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:11,600
Not kidding. 20 bucks in the 
pot. 

533
00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:15,600
Let's get the cameo. 
Not kidding. 

534
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:21,880
In in the group text got 
challenged to start a 

535
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:27,400
conversation and ask a girl like
on a dating app what kind of 

536
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:33,480
groceries she's been into lately
and I did it and we went on a 

537
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:36,640
date. 
She was into it. 

538
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:42,120
But exactly what you're saying. 
Like wear a Cape on their first 

539
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:45,680
date, ask a girl what kind of 
groceries she's been into 

540
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:48,320
lately. 
She's like, what the fuck did 

541
00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:51,120
you just say to me? 
I was like, yo, I'm not a 

542
00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:54,440
weirdo, but like, you know, just
give me an idea. 

543
00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:57,760
Like what were we talking? 
Like Erawan, We we talking like 

544
00:31:57,760 --> 00:32:01,720
Trader Joe's, Like just like, 
like I don't need the list, but 

545
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:11,120
like swear. 
Yeah, but you couldn't. 

546
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:13,880
That's ridiculous. 
I know it is. 

547
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:18,320
You you couldn't wear clown 
shoes to every job interview? 

548
00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:20,560
That would suck. 
Well, all you have to do is lock

549
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:23,040
down one job. 
Yeah, but it's if you have two 

550
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:26,240
interviews, you're wearing clown
shoes to your second interview. 

551
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:28,280
They they couldn't be I. 
Mean like I used to have like 

552
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:30,520
like the black and white Doc 
Martins. 

553
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:32,200
Like might as well be clown 
shoes. 

554
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:35,960
Like, no, clown shoes are big. 
Clown shoes are fucking big. 

555
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:39,920
There's a distinction between 
just, you know, calling 

556
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:42,000
something clown shoes, which is 
a phrase. 

557
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:45,840
I love that phrase. 
It just means it ridiculous 

558
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:47,840
'cause they're fucking 
ridiculous. 

559
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:51,960
Like no, like you. 
Have you seen someone walk in 

560
00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:54,920
clown shoes? 
No, I have, not you. 

561
00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:57,560
Walk like you're walking and 
like if you're seeing, watch 

562
00:32:57,560 --> 00:33:02,560
somebody walk around in fucking 
fins, like scuba diving fins and

563
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:05,800
they're like, 'cause they're 
fucking webbed ass. 

564
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:07,640
Feet the. 
Same shit. 

565
00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:09,240
No, it's the same shit. 
It's almost. 

566
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:11,200
The same motion? 
No, that's way worse. 

567
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:14,240
You can't like it's at least 
they're shoes. 

568
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:19,400
I guess they're like. 
Covers bro if you're walking in 

569
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:21,880
with scuba fins like come on 
like. 

570
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:24,640
Shoes with a body kit. 
It makes no sense or. 

571
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:26,280
What do you mean at the same 
time like? 

572
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:29,120
Like why'd they lower? 
That like, like like, you know, 

573
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:31,840
no, I don't know dude. 
I'm. 

574
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:34,960
Cape the first Cape first date 
You know you have to plan some 

575
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:38,080
kick ass cool first dates. 
Halloween could be a year. 

576
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:40,800
That would always be like a good
time to set one up for 

577
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:42,320
Halloween. 
You have to wait. 

578
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:44,680
You have to wait. 
Till that would that be like 

579
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:46,240
season? 
That be like the like all right.

580
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:51,440
This is like summertime. 
It's EDM like fall. 

581
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:54,280
It's like Halloween, Burning 
Man. 

582
00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:55,680
So you'd just be, you'd have to 
go. 

583
00:33:55,720 --> 00:34:01,320
You'd just go that route. 
Yeah, you can make it work, but 

584
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:04,800
like if you're actively. 
And this is where you could 

585
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:07,840
like, what if you're out and 
you're at a festival and you 

586
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:09,719
meet a festival chick, then you 
all have. 

587
00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:12,159
And then you're like, oh, did 
this count as the first date? 

588
00:34:12,159 --> 00:34:14,080
And she's like, yeah, sure. 
And then you don't have to wear 

589
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:16,120
the Cape the next time you see 
the chick, boom, you're done. 

590
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:19,400
So then you're first date. 
No, no, no. 

591
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:21,320
The Cape is. 
You're right, the Cape is 

592
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:24,679
better. 
It's just, it's just, it's just 

593
00:34:24,679 --> 00:34:26,560
unfortunate that you would have 
to do that. 

594
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:30,040
Yeah, it's because it sounds 
ridiculous, but it's the most 

595
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:34,719
like, defeatable. 
On smaller hurdles more, would 

596
00:34:34,719 --> 00:34:38,840
you have like a, would you have 
like a custom Cape or or would 

597
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:42,880
you just go like black? 
Probably you wouldn't want to 

598
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:45,719
get like too detailed in it. 
Like what if you like? 

599
00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:47,719
What if it like Like you 
designed it? 

600
00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:50,159
It was like it was like. 
Like, and there's several, like 

601
00:34:50,159 --> 00:34:51,719
there's certain things you 
couldn't do. 

602
00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:55,199
So you'd think like, oh, I'll 
take, I'm gonna take this bitch 

603
00:34:55,199 --> 00:34:59,480
to go see Phantom of the Opera. 
No, that means that you're too 

604
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:02,200
much into Phantom of the Opera. 
No, no, no, I get that. 

605
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:04,040
No, no, I'm talking about like I
know. 

606
00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:06,200
I'm just saying I'm. 
Thinking like like what would 

607
00:35:06,240 --> 00:35:08,160
you prefer? 
Like what do you think? 

608
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:11,840
What you could get away with 
better if it was like a basic 

609
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:18,080
ass black like Cape, Superman 
Cape or custom? 

610
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:23,040
Well, yeah, you want, you want 
to be kind of like like chic and

611
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:26,000
like kind of, you know, like low
profile 'cause you could pull it

612
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,280
off as like you're just really 
into fashion too. 

613
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:31,120
So if you got to wear a Cape, 
you could also make it towards. 

614
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:33,120
You know, like, you know, 
probably wears a part of myself 

615
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:35,520
Sticky probably wears a Cape 
right now. 

616
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:39,000
Like, yeah, feel like, yeah, 
this is like part of my style. 

617
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:41,800
So you could incorporate it and 
be like go like the ultra 

618
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:42,640
fashionable. 
Ride. 

619
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:46,680
I do not know how you get a 
second date wearing a Cape, bro.

620
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:49,440
That's a challenge. 
That's a challenge. 

621
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:50,480
It is. 
It is. 

622
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:55,040
And I feel like I could, I could
pull it off, but like, not, not 

623
00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:57,080
because of the Cape, like the 
cape's a problem. 

624
00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:01,480
It's like, that's what? 
But in comparison, in life, 

625
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:04,920
that's a smaller hurdle to 
overcome the more in the clown. 

626
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:07,600
Shoes that job. 
True, true. 

627
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:10,640
And the job. 
Like honking your nose. 

628
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:12,760
Shit dude. 
I would clown somebody if they 

629
00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:14,680
came in. 
I was waiting for you to hit us 

630
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:16,800
with the clown. 
No pun, no pun intended. 

631
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:20,480
Clown somebody if they walked in
in clown shoes. 

632
00:36:21,240 --> 00:36:27,960
And, and as an as important as 
it is to like meet someone and 

633
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:32,160
be in a relationship, it's more 
important to get a job. 

634
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:34,840
Yeah, it's hard to do that when 
you broke a shit 'cause you're 

635
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:38,160
wearing size unches. 
Well, 45. 

636
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:40,880
That's why I need the job bro. 
Bright yellow. 

637
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:43,720
I got I got to wear clown shoes 
to the fucking interview. 

638
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:46,320
Polka dot lace around the 
outside. 

639
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:49,320
Get the fuck out of here bro. 
Like what are you doing all? 

640
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,520
Right, final therapy question, 
y'all. 

641
00:36:54,040 --> 00:37:04,880
Would you rather only speak in 
sarcastic tones or only in 

642
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:07,600
motivational quotes? 
See. 

643
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:10,280
So I think I, I think I know 
what you're going to say, but go

644
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:12,480
ahead. 
Well, so this is just like what 

645
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:16,480
type of person, how, what type 
of hated person do you want to 

646
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:19,640
be? 
So this is really what it is 

647
00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:20,760
like. 
You have to make a decision. 

648
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:23,320
So you're getting hated on no 
matter what is where. 

649
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:25,960
Yeah, so you could go the 
sarcastic route. 

650
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:27,320
Everyone will think you're a 
Dick. 

651
00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:30,440
They're always making sarcastic 
comments all the time. 

652
00:37:30,720 --> 00:37:33,880
So people will think they won't 
take you seriously or they won't

653
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:35,440
think what you're saying is 
serious. 

654
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:37,920
Sometimes 'cause I'll be like 
I'll never be able to attend 

655
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:39,400
one. 
You're not being sarcastic so 

656
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:42,160
that would suck, right? 
That would automatically blow 

657
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:43,880
you being an asshole for one 
reason. 

658
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:47,880
Or you could be like only 
speaking motivational quotes 

659
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:50,600
like that obnoxiously over 
positive guy. 

660
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,360
Or it's almost like not. 
Be that though. 

661
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:56,280
Where people think that you're 
yeah, but it's like, but there 

662
00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:59,360
can be funniness to the sarcasm.
You're not going to get a whole 

663
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:03,360
lot of laughs just being like, 
oh, you better lunge. 

664
00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:05,640
And that could, like you said, 
it'd be like Ned fucking 

665
00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:07,800
Flanders. 
So it'd be like you'd be 

666
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:10,680
annoying for a different set of 
reasons. 

667
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:13,320
OK, but like I've you. 
Would give good advice though. 

668
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:17,880
I've, I've, I've kind of gone 
through both phases, to be 

669
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:21,440
honest, where I'm like really 
like, like the positive 

670
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:25,320
motivational person. 
And then I'm also like then 

671
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:29,440
like, you know, get like, I go 
like heartbroken and cynical and

672
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:33,160
sarcastic and shit. 
And one's better than the other.

673
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:37,080
It's like people vibe with the 
fucking motivational shit way 

674
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:40,160
more than they do the sarcastic 
asshole. 

675
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:44,080
With sarcastic tones. 
But some people can, and they'll

676
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:46,760
identify with it too though some
people enjoy that shit. 

677
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:49,640
I mean, the balance, Well, yeah,
the balance is the key. 

678
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:50,920
Well. 
That's what I'm saying is like, 

679
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:54,280
if you had to pick one, what 
type of asshole do you want to 

680
00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:58,080
be 'cause you would rather be 
over, you'd be the overly 

681
00:38:58,080 --> 00:38:59,960
positive guy. 
Yeah, I think that's. 

682
00:39:00,240 --> 00:39:02,080
Quoting Tony Robbins all the 
time. 

683
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:09,040
Yeah, I'd rather do that than. 
I don't know. 

684
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:11,440
I mean, I 'cause I like being so
come on, is this. 

685
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:12,800
That's how you speak, so it's 
not. 

686
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:14,480
Necessarily, this is how talk 
share. 

687
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:16,560
This is how Talk Share get off 
the pod. 

688
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:19,600
Also, look, this is how, this is
how you're perceived, 'cause 

689
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:21,600
this is, this is how. 
That's what I'm saying. 

690
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:23,840
That's what I'm It's not. 
Necessarily how you feel, but 

691
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:25,600
that's the only way you can 
communicate back. 

692
00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:27,160
Right, right. 
It's how people. 

693
00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:30,240
So I'd rather take I'll. 
I'd take sarcastic tones for 

694
00:39:30,240 --> 00:39:32,640
sure. 
See I'd rather take a 

695
00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:35,880
motivational just cause. 
Like it's how you come. 

696
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:37,640
You're right, it's not how you 
feel. 

697
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:39,680
It's it's how people perceive 
you. 

698
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:47,080
I'd rather people perceive me to
be like positive than than an 

699
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:51,480
asshole, even if I'm just 
kidding. 

700
00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:57,480
Hitting them with all the Asian 
hand gestures. 

701
00:39:57,480 --> 00:39:59,320
The heart. 
With the Asian hand. 

702
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:00,680
Gestures. 
Yeah, that's what it is. 

703
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:04,760
It's a they're doing K pop 
watching K pop Demon Slayer. 

704
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:10,280
I was just I was just telling 
someone how like that we've come

705
00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:15,560
out the Swifties and K Pop, but 
that we we've never fucked with 

706
00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:17,560
the Beyhive. 
Like we just won't do it. 

707
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:21,520
But they but you'll fuck with 
Oprah. 

708
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:27,320
Yeah, Oprah sucks, man. 
She just can't not. 

709
00:40:27,720 --> 00:40:30,640
She can't not. 
I I can't listen to this the. 

710
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:36,120
She's done something horrible to
somebody no one knows about. 

711
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:39,520
It's insane and I'm not. 
Saying you can't just just give 

712
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:42,840
her fucking credit. 
She's being a boss. 

713
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:44,400
She gets all the credit in the 
world. 

714
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:47,480
No, Yeah, she's a boss lady. 
And. 

715
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:51,240
A strong black woman. 
To make boss moves like that, 

716
00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:53,360
you have to crush people's 
humps. 

717
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:56,120
And dreams. 
It's not always true. 

718
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:59,200
You do. 
All right, y'all? 

719
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:02,080
Well, that's therapy questions. 
And guess what, Joseph? 

720
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:04,560
I don't need the eye roll. 
I need a break. 

721
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:07,920
We're going to take a 10 minute 
break, all right, we will. 10 

722
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:09,640
minutes on the live. 
We'll be right. 

723
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:11,520
After after he's done pooping, 
I'm. 

724
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:18,520
Not going to poop. 
And now we are back for the 

725
00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:25,600
topics. 
Article #1 comes from the BBC. 

726
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:31,040
It's just titled How a Texas 
Showdown Could Reshape Congress 

727
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:34,960
and Trump's Presidency. 
So you touched on it earlier, 

728
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:37,920
essentially. 
And we've talked about this 

729
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:41,480
multiple times before. 
It's something I'm very 

730
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:44,400
passionate about. 
But like gerrymandering and 

731
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:49,680
redlining, redrawing districts 
to load them with either a 

732
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:54,880
certain group or to exclude a 
certain group to basically rig 

733
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:59,320
elections and fix it to where 
the demographic is predominantly

734
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:02,880
going to vote for one group. 
Texas is in the process of 

735
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:07,200
redrawing and gerrymandering the
fuck out of the state even more 

736
00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:12,120
to create 5 new seats. 
Which is insane that a state can

737
00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:14,520
do that. 
This is something that should, 

738
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:18,560
we should have been addressed 
forever ago, but it's like we're

739
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:22,000
opening up a Pandora's box where
then it's just what Democrats 

740
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,600
are going to redraw everything 
and it's going to be a back and 

741
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:27,560
forth, back and forth. 
So we're, we're teetering on 

742
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:31,480
something being set, set up to 
where it's gonna be really hard.

743
00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:34,880
There's one district that 
they've that they've redrawn 

744
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:38,360
that goes from Austin to San 
Antonio. 

745
00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:41,240
It's this weird, like snaky 
thing. 

746
00:42:41,240 --> 00:42:44,160
And it's it's all Democrats. 
It's all, it's all like racist 

747
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:46,640
shit, right? 
Well, but that, that one's all 

748
00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:48,480
Democrats. 
So they condensed where they are

749
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:52,560
like the, the, the district that
Jasmine Crockett represents 

750
00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:55,680
won't even exist. 
But the way they're redrawing 

751
00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:58,000
this stuff. 
So, but dozens of text. 

752
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:01,320
But so what's been going on is 
dozens of Texas Democrats 

753
00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:05,000
secretly left the state in a 
dramatic effort to stop 

754
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:08,400
Republicans from holding a vote 
that could determine the balance

755
00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:12,760
of power in the US Congress. 
Republican Governor Greg Abbott,

756
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:15,800
piece of shit has issued orders 
that that they should be 

757
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:19,880
arrested on site and fined $500 
a day. 

758
00:43:20,240 --> 00:43:22,440
He has threatened to expel them 
from office. 

759
00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:24,440
First of all, he can't expel 
them. 

760
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:28,440
No shit how it works. 
Second of all, any subpoenas or 

761
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:30,040
anything like that are not 
arrestable. 

762
00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:32,640
They're not felonies. 
So he's full of shit. 

763
00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:35,440
He can't really find them. 
There's not really anything he 

764
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:39,520
can do about it at all. 
It's all just theatrics and he's

765
00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:43,800
just, you know. 
So, yeah, so like the Democratic

766
00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:49,120
members of the state legislator 
left Texas. 

767
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:56,720
And in Texas, you can't have a 
quorum to pass a bill unless 

768
00:43:56,720 --> 00:44:03,800
there's like enough of the 
legislators there like at like 

769
00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:08,080
to do it like in the state. 
And so he's saying that he's 

770
00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:14,000
going to arrest them. 
But like they all like, I guess 

771
00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:19,400
you could say fled the state, 
but they're all like in blue 

772
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:22,600
states. 
And so it's so it's like he he 

773
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:27,600
actually did like order like 
like he has like warrants out 

774
00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:31,600
for these people. 
But it's like, like they're like

775
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:34,680
in New York and California. 
It's like we're like Gavin 

776
00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:39,080
Newsom is not going to go let 
like like Texas police like come

777
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:41,920
and like fucking arrest somebody
for no. 

778
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:44,440
Yeah, well, they they couldn't 
if they wanted to. 

779
00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:48,880
So no, I know, but it's just 
it's insane that that he even 

780
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:50,640
thinks that. 
Yeah. 

781
00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:55,840
But it it's exactly like your 
guys in Texas bounty law, where 

782
00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:59,320
it's like you'll get an abortion
out of the state and you can get

783
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:00,840
arrested. 
It's like, are you fucking 

784
00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:03,120
kidding? 
You have the Democrats left 

785
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:08,040
because at least 2/3 of the 150 
member legislative body must be 

786
00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:12,200
present to proceed with a vote 
on redrawing Texas electoral 

787
00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:15,200
maps. 
The plan would create five more 

788
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:18,320
Republican leaning seats in the 
House of Representatives. 

789
00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:23,040
This high stakes battle may seem
both bizarre and confusing, but 

790
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:26,520
it's one that could spread to 
other states in advance of next 

791
00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:28,480
year's national midterm 
elections. 

792
00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:31,360
At its heart, it's a bare 
knuckle fight over political 

793
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:35,000
power, who can wield it more 
effective or most effectively, 

794
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:38,120
and who can keep it. 
And this is where you've seen 

795
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:41,680
Gavin Newsom say then I'm going 
to redraw California and create 

796
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:44,360
more seats for myself. 
If they're going to do that, 

797
00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:45,920
then we're going to do that. 
Well, you know what? 

798
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:49,480
You know what? 
Barack Obama and Eric Holder are

799
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:53,640
former attorney general who was 
actually qualified as soon as 

800
00:45:53,640 --> 00:45:59,360
they left office, they started a
nonprofit and it was to end 

801
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:03,120
gerrymandering just in the 
country in general. 

802
00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:09,760
And so like, that's what they've
been working on because like the

803
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:14,160
Democrats do it too. 
But the reason why they do it, 

804
00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:16,880
it's it's like to fight fire 
with fire. 

805
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:21,440
And the Republicans are just 
always so much better at 

806
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:26,360
messaging and fucking with shit 
like voter ID and all that 

807
00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:28,880
bullshit. 
It's just, it's like, 'cause 

808
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:30,800
they don't give a shit. 
Like they're ruthless. 

809
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:33,800
They just want power. 
And like Democrats actually 

810
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:36,800
believe like in government and 
like how it should work. 

811
00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:42,360
But like, it's like we don't, 
we're not as I'm gonna say we, I

812
00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:46,400
mean the Democratic Party, which
is not as ruthless as they are. 

813
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:50,000
And so that's why like they just
get away with shit like this. 

814
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:54,480
That's why I like you can't. 
That's why you have a bounty out

815
00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:56,880
for you. 
Like if you fucking like or an 

816
00:46:56,880 --> 00:47:00,360
Uber driver taking someone to go
get an abortion in Texas. 

817
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:06,840
Like, I mean, it's insane. 
Yeah, it's way worse than that. 

818
00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:11,160
It's like, oh, I think you might
have gotten an abortion. 

819
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:13,040
So I'm going to turn my head 
now. 

820
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:14,920
They'll prove you didn't. 
That's fucking. 

821
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:16,280
Weird. 
And get paid for it. 

822
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:18,840
Yeah. 
And if, if yeah, I'll get 10K. 

823
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:21,120
I've just said that's just like 
wild. 

824
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:24,120
That's like the most. 
Like the fact that like you guys

825
00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:29,080
let that shit happen is insane. 
Why does Trump want 

826
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:31,320
redistricting? 
It's not like we let it happen. 

827
00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:33,600
I mean everybody, no. 
No, you did. 

828
00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:37,680
Texas did. 
Well, it's not like I let it 

829
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:39,320
happen. 
No, I know you didn't. 

830
00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:46,400
I'm just saying that you people.
Well, the Legislature, which is 

831
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:49,400
Cray, which is doing all this. 
I just, I just mean like, yeah, 

832
00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:52,680
the people that you voted into 
office in Texas. 

833
00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:59,080
House of Representatives is 
made-up of 435 legislators who 

834
00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:01,560
are elected every two years. 
They represent districts and 

835
00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:05,880
boundaries. 
Who draws the lines and how and 

836
00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:09,400
how can go a long way in shaping
the ideological tilt of the 

837
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:12,080
district and likelihood that it 
elects a Democrat or a 

838
00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:15,600
Republican. 
So yeah, it's saying that House 

839
00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:20,640
edge knife with 2019 Republicans
and 212 Democrats. 

840
00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:24,920
There are 4 vacancies likely to 
be filled by three Democrats and

841
00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:28,000
one Republican in a special 
election later this year. 

842
00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:34,480
So that would put it at 2:16 for
Democrats, 2/20 for Republicans.

843
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:40,480
Would just if just to see if you
could guess, what do you think 

844
00:48:40,480 --> 00:48:44,680
the most gerrymandered state is 
in the country out of the 50? 

845
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:53,360
Oh, it's got to be like 
Mississippi, Alabama. 

846
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:58,080
No, no, Wisconsin. 
OK, I could see that. 

847
00:48:58,320 --> 00:49:02,880
It's like it like like if 
Wisconsin was in gerrymandered, 

848
00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:05,880
it would just be like run by all
Democrats. 

849
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:10,960
But it's it, it's like 60% of 
the votes are Democratic and 

850
00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:17,720
then the state legislature is 
like 80% fucking Republican. 

851
00:49:17,720 --> 00:49:24,280
It's ridiculous. 
It's a problem. 

852
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:28,960
That's a big political state. 
Wisconsin's got a lot of power. 

853
00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:32,040
It's it's this, it's this. 
It's the swingiest of the swing 

854
00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:34,520
states. 
It's got a lot of like clout and

855
00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:38,880
power. 
Yeah, most gerrymandered state. 

856
00:49:40,240 --> 00:49:42,560
Damn. 
Interesting. 

857
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:47,440
Yeah. 
I wouldn't take much for a shift

858
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:50,240
in the political winds for 
Democrats to take back control 

859
00:49:50,240 --> 00:49:53,400
of the House and next year's 
midterm elections. 

860
00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:56,120
And that the party controls a 
lower Chamber of Congress, has 

861
00:49:56,120 --> 00:50:00,280
powers to extend that, extend 
far beyond simply setting 

862
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:03,960
legislatures legislative agenda 
for the next two years, as 

863
00:50:03,960 --> 00:50:06,240
important as that may be, which 
is true. 

864
00:50:06,240 --> 00:50:08,200
I mean, they're just worried 
that they're going to end up 

865
00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:15,880
losing Texas. 
Lot of people that live here who

866
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:23,240
are immigrants, different 
ethnicities, Texas is actually 

867
00:50:23,240 --> 00:50:25,880
pretty diverse, especially 
depending on where you are. 

868
00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:28,400
So that being said, I mean, 
there's a lot of people who 

869
00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:31,200
might have voted for Trump and 
now they're seeing these 

870
00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:34,440
deportations or whatever. 
There's reasons for people to 

871
00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:37,760
jump ship and maybe move. 
So they, I feel like they're the

872
00:50:37,920 --> 00:50:40,240
Republicans are good at trying 
to stay ahead. 

873
00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:44,080
And that's something that, you 
know, if they're planning on 

874
00:50:44,080 --> 00:50:48,640
losing 3 seats or having three 
of them filled, one to be it 

875
00:50:48,640 --> 00:50:51,560
being within a four seat swing, 
they're like we need to create 5

876
00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:55,400
new seats. 
And and it's literally only like

877
00:50:56,040 --> 00:50:59,360
4 seat difference right now in 
the House, like of 

878
00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:02,960
representatives, you know, 
between like like that's how 

879
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:08,040
like polarized it is. 
Yeah, yeah, no, dude, I'm all 

880
00:51:08,040 --> 00:51:11,440
these motherfuckers want is 
power when they're going to do 

881
00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:15,680
whatever the fuck they they can 
to to go get it and like. 

882
00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:17,240
Oh, we now don't disagree, 
obviously. 

883
00:51:17,240 --> 00:51:22,080
No, I know, I know. 
It's just, it's, it's just gross

884
00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:28,520
how it plays out. 
And then, like, to me, it's like

885
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:33,560
the fact that the Democrats have
to leave the state for this not 

886
00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:37,880
to happen, even though we all 
know it's still going to happen.

887
00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:43,600
They're gonna have to come back.
And this. 

888
00:51:43,720 --> 00:51:46,000
Yeah. 
And this is going to happen. 

889
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:49,960
Like, this is like, more of like
a symbolic, like, protest. 

890
00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:55,000
But it's insane that like, that 
we can just let it like, like, 

891
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:58,560
let this like shit happen. 
And the Supreme Court is so 

892
00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:02,920
fucking right wing like right 
now that like, they're just 

893
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:06,720
gonna let it go. 
Like they got rid of the fucking

894
00:52:06,720 --> 00:52:09,440
voting right, like Rights Act 
like. 

895
00:52:10,240 --> 00:52:12,440
And the first thing that 
happened was like Alabama was 

896
00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:15,640
like, OK, fuck it. 
We're taking like polling, like 

897
00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:18,800
places out of black people's, 
like communities, like, you 

898
00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:20,920
know, it's like immediately. 
Yeah. 

899
00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:24,480
Yeah, it sucks, dude. 
It's, it's really sucks. 

900
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:26,880
Like where we're at? 
Yeah, we're at a. 

901
00:52:28,240 --> 00:52:28,960
Interesting. 
Time. 

902
00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:31,480
Yeah, but I mean, this is all 
Hot Wheels. 

903
00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:33,520
Abbott, man. 
He's all about it. 

904
00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:36,280
Why though? 
I don't even care why. 

905
00:52:36,280 --> 00:52:39,640
He says he says he's not running
for re election after this term 

906
00:52:39,640 --> 00:52:41,240
too which I just call bullshit I
think. 

907
00:52:41,240 --> 00:52:43,480
He's do you think he, do you 
think he wants to be president? 

908
00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:51,160
I think he knows he couldn't 
become president do. 

909
00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:55,240
You Are you sure? 
I think every, every senator 

910
00:52:55,240 --> 00:52:58,840
wakes up every day and looks in 
the mirror and says hello, Mr. 

911
00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:01,280
President or Mrs. President 
like. 

912
00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:05,680
No, I think that he likes his, 
has his little power vacuum here

913
00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:09,200
in Texas, gets to do stuff, gets
to be talked about on the 

914
00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:10,720
national stage. 
I don't think he has any 

915
00:53:10,720 --> 00:53:13,560
interest in being president. 
I think he knows he wouldn't 

916
00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:14,800
win. 
I think he'd lose. 

917
00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:17,560
Hard disagree. 
I think he would lose too. 

918
00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:22,560
I'm just saying when you get to 
that level, it's it's kind of 

919
00:53:22,560 --> 00:53:27,520
like how people say like the 
Joker Yankovic, like in the NBA,

920
00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:30,680
he's just like he just like 
wants to like go and hang out in

921
00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:34,320
Serbia and like he might just 
retire even though he's like 

922
00:53:34,320 --> 00:53:37,440
back-to-back MVP. 
It's like, no, dude, you don't 

923
00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:42,600
get that competitive like and 
then just give it up like that. 

924
00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:48,480
Like, like, I'm like, Abbott 
thinks he can be president and I

925
00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:53,760
guarantee you he has ambitions. 
Why the fuck else? 

926
00:53:53,760 --> 00:54:02,640
Why else would he care? 
Like seriously Like why would he

927
00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:04,640
care if there was five more 
like? 

928
00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:08,040
See, I think, see, I think he'd 
be happy with like a cabinet 

929
00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:13,560
spot with someone else. 
I'm sure he would take it, but 

930
00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:18,480
like, but I'm just I'm saying 
like he like the ego that he 

931
00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:24,840
probably has is like, yeah, 
dude, I'm going to be president 

932
00:54:24,840 --> 00:54:27,120
after Trump. 
Yeah, it must be hard to push 

933
00:54:27,120 --> 00:54:29,680
around when you have an ego that
big. 

934
00:54:30,240 --> 00:54:32,000
Especially when you're in a 
wheelchair. 

935
00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:34,480
Probably. 
Got him. 

936
00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:40,520
It's a push part, but yeah, so I
mean, I just keep an eye on it's

937
00:54:40,520 --> 00:54:42,560
because there's other states 
that are talking about doing 

938
00:54:42,560 --> 00:54:44,360
this. 
I have Democratic states saying 

939
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:46,960
that they're going to redraw and
add more seats. 

940
00:54:46,960 --> 00:54:49,720
It's just this petty fucking 
back and forth now. 

941
00:54:50,880 --> 00:54:54,800
I don't it's it's hard to watch,
man. 

942
00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:56,920
It's hard to watch. 
I don't even watch the news 

943
00:54:56,920 --> 00:54:58,080
anymore. 
I swear to God. 

944
00:54:59,480 --> 00:55:00,680
Yeah. 
It's depressing. 

945
00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:02,680
Yeah. 
Well, it's just like, yeah. 

946
00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:06,200
It's like, I don't like, I, I 
keep up with the, I, I, I listen

947
00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:10,200
to NPR like I, you know, I like,
I look at the articles, like for

948
00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:13,920
the podcast, but I just can't 
watch cable news anymore. 

949
00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:16,160
It's just like, what are we 
doing? 

950
00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:26,600
That's fair. 
Article #2 This article comes to

951
00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:31,880
us from the AP Marjorie Taylor 
Green calls for George Santos's 

952
00:55:31,880 --> 00:55:34,120
seven-year sentence to be 
commuted. 

953
00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:38,000
Fuck yeah, shout out. 
Might be hard to find. 

954
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:40,760
Have to find someone to have 
your back in politics if you get

955
00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:44,360
caught lying about your life 
story, become one of the handful

956
00:55:44,360 --> 00:55:47,960
of people to ever be expelled 
from Congress and they're thrown

957
00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:51,600
in federal prison. 
But George Santos is no ordinary

958
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:53,680
former politician. 
Shoot. 

959
00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:54,920
So true. 
Shout out. 

960
00:55:55,320 --> 00:55:58,000
I'm in a letter. 
In a letter Monday, US Rep 

961
00:55:58,000 --> 00:55:59,920
Marjorie Taylor Green formally 
came. 

962
00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:04,760
She formally came. 
Formally came to the aid of the 

963
00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:07,000
well. 
I had an ad pop up for a Mazda 

964
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:10,000
3. 
Formally came to the aid of the 

965
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:15,320
disgraced ex congressman with a 
request that his seven-year 

966
00:56:15,320 --> 00:56:18,680
prison sentence be commuted, 
arguing that the length of the 

967
00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:21,680
term is represented as a grave 
injustice. 

968
00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:25,600
The plea which I sent, which The
plea which was sent to the 

969
00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:29,080
Justice Department pardon 
attorney came less than two 

970
00:56:29,080 --> 00:56:34,400
weeks after Santos became his 
began his sentence while his 

971
00:56:34,400 --> 00:56:37,240
Crimes, war and punishment. 
Many of my colleagues who I 

972
00:56:37,240 --> 00:56:41,040
serve with have committed far 
worse offences than Mr. Santos, 

973
00:56:41,320 --> 00:56:45,360
yet have faced 0 criminal 
charges, Marjorie Taylor Green 

974
00:56:45,640 --> 00:56:48,360
wrote without elaborating. 
I strongly believe in 

975
00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:50,080
accountability for one's 
actions. 

976
00:56:50,360 --> 00:56:53,960
I believe the sentencing of Mr. 
Santos is an abusive overreach 

977
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:59,080
of the judicial system. 
I mean like, I've already put 

978
00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:02,440
money on his book so he's got 
ramen at least. 

979
00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:07,840
I love what Trump had to say. 
He lied like hell, Trump said. 

980
00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:11,040
And I didn't know him, but he 
was 100% for Trump. 

981
00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:17,440
Santos pleaded guilty last year 
of charges of wire fraud and 

982
00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:20,160
aggravated identity theft 
following a damage. 

983
00:57:20,160 --> 00:57:24,000
I mean and. 
Did this dude? 

984
00:57:24,160 --> 00:57:27,400
Incident that allegedly stole 
from political donors, paid for 

985
00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:31,680
personal expensive with campaign
contributions, lied to Congress,

986
00:57:31,680 --> 00:57:34,560
and collected unemployment 
benefits while working. 

987
00:57:36,360 --> 00:57:40,520
Did and that's like not even 
like half the list of like his 

988
00:57:40,520 --> 00:57:44,720
like shit, I just think he's 
funny as hell. 

989
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:50,200
Like, and other than like 
whenever he took that, like 

990
00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:56,240
homeless veterans, dogs, money 
or whatever, Yeah, that was 

991
00:57:56,240 --> 00:58:01,600
tough hold. 
On this this lists off some of 

992
00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:04,080
them. 
So Santos once heralded in the 

993
00:58:04,080 --> 00:58:07,840
Republican Party for winning the
the perennial contest. 

994
00:58:08,440 --> 00:58:12,960
The perennial, perennially 
contested New York congressional

995
00:58:12,960 --> 00:58:15,680
seat covering parts of Queens 
and Long Island. 

996
00:58:16,120 --> 00:58:19,520
However, it all began to unravel
when it became clear that he 

997
00:58:19,520 --> 00:58:21,720
fabricated much of his life 
story. 

998
00:58:21,960 --> 00:58:25,640
At one point, he falsely claimed
that his mother died in the 9/11

999
00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:28,520
attacks. 
At another one, he claimed that 

1000
00:58:28,520 --> 00:58:33,120
he was Jewish and not Jewish. 
When when pressed about the 

1001
00:58:33,120 --> 00:58:36,200
claim, he said that his 
grandparents fled the Holocaust.

1002
00:58:36,200 --> 00:58:38,960
That's true. 
I mean, true that he said that. 

1003
00:58:40,280 --> 00:58:43,080
I mean, what else he said that 
he he said that he lived in a 

1004
00:58:43,080 --> 00:58:45,560
mansion, was sleeping on his 
sister's couch. 

1005
00:58:45,840 --> 00:58:49,240
He was a collegiate no. 
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 

1006
00:58:49,240 --> 00:58:53,800
You were thinking of Eric Adams 
was sleeping on the couch. 

1007
00:58:53,800 --> 00:58:56,400
No. 
No, George Santos was too. 

1008
00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:58,000
He lied. 
He was. 

1009
00:58:58,840 --> 00:58:59,960
That's when they were like 
giving that. 

1010
00:58:59,960 --> 00:59:01,680
Have been a futon dude. 
That's stuff. 

1011
00:59:01,680 --> 00:59:04,320
People were like, he's lying 
about his address and he's like,

1012
00:59:04,320 --> 00:59:05,280
oh, I'm moving. 
So no. 

1013
00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:09,000
Same thing with with with with 
the mayor Adams, though of New 

1014
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:12,320
York. 
He was like sleeping on a couch 

1015
00:59:12,320 --> 00:59:15,680
in New Jersey when he was 
running for mayor. 

1016
00:59:17,160 --> 00:59:22,320
Yeah, and he's a piece of shit 
too, but not not that George 

1017
00:59:22,320 --> 00:59:25,160
Santos is a piece of shit. 
I mean, I mean, obviously he is,

1018
00:59:25,760 --> 00:59:27,720
but he's but he's best friend at
the pod so. 

1019
00:59:28,080 --> 00:59:31,200
He's like, there's a Mount 
Rushmore too you put him on it 

1020
00:59:32,240 --> 00:59:33,640
for. 
Sure. 

1021
00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:36,960
Yeah, lied about, you know, 
where he was living. 

1022
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:41,440
Just just his his mommy and. 
Lied about not being a drag 

1023
00:59:41,440 --> 00:59:45,040
queen in a drag queen in Brazil,
and then it comes out he is. 

1024
00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:48,680
The Brazilian government to this
day wants custody of George 

1025
00:59:48,680 --> 00:59:49,360
Santos, right? 
Right. 

1026
00:59:50,040 --> 00:59:52,680
I'm surprised. 
I'm surprised that that he 

1027
00:59:52,680 --> 00:59:55,000
hasn't got deported. 
Like, I mean, we're just 

1028
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:57,360
deporting people for no reason 
at this point. 

1029
00:59:57,960 --> 01:00:01,000
Yeah, but he's 100% for Trump, 
so Trump's like, I like him. 

1030
01:00:01,400 --> 01:00:03,440
I like the guy down there in 
Brazil. 

1031
01:00:03,440 --> 01:00:06,600
He's a good guy. 
The guy who's being falsely 

1032
01:00:06,600 --> 01:00:10,360
accused, if he was in charge, 
I'm I might give them Santos, 

1033
01:00:10,360 --> 01:00:12,640
but he's not. 
And plus, he's 100% Trump. 

1034
01:00:12,640 --> 01:00:15,920
Dude, what if he got like a 
secretary like like that? 

1035
01:00:15,920 --> 01:00:18,960
'D be awesome. 
That I I dude, I'd be so here 

1036
01:00:18,960 --> 01:00:20,000
for it. 
So here. 

1037
01:00:20,120 --> 01:00:22,400
For it like that'll be a 
disaster, but I'd be. 

1038
01:00:22,560 --> 01:00:24,960
I know but but but. 
So ready to watch. 

1039
01:00:24,960 --> 01:00:27,960
That I feel like he might, he 
might be able to do a good job 

1040
01:00:27,960 --> 01:00:34,560
like like he's diabolical, but 
like, I don't know if he's like 

1041
01:00:34,560 --> 01:00:37,600
malevolent. 
To reach the point where he's 

1042
01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:40,360
at, he's got to have he's got 
special powers. 

1043
01:00:40,360 --> 01:00:43,600
For sure, for sure, for sure. 
I mean, did did, did he beat 

1044
01:00:43,600 --> 01:00:46,240
Harvard in the volleyball game? 
So what do you mean? 

1045
01:00:47,080 --> 01:00:49,600
Hall of Fame Ivy League 
volleyball player. 

1046
01:00:49,600 --> 01:00:52,960
That's right. 
That's such a random ass thing. 

1047
01:00:53,560 --> 01:00:59,120
It's a perfect lie. 
He ran twice and nobody. 

1048
01:00:59,400 --> 01:01:00,800
Nobody. 
Ever. 

1049
01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:03,520
Yeah, what's crazy is that 
nobody questioned him the first 

1050
01:01:03,520 --> 01:01:05,160
time. 
He was even crazier. 

1051
01:01:05,200 --> 01:01:07,240
Yeah. 
So it's like he got to go again.

1052
01:01:07,240 --> 01:01:09,080
Like, oh, I remember that guy. 
He's got a craziest. 

1053
01:01:09,080 --> 01:01:10,600
Story. 
And that's kind of what it is. 

1054
01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:13,320
It's like he got away with all 
of it. 

1055
01:01:14,360 --> 01:01:17,160
And so it was like he just 
started doubling down. 

1056
01:01:18,680 --> 01:01:20,680
He's like, do you? 
Do you think part of it was like

1057
01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:26,360
he was telling lies in the first
cycle and then forgot some of 

1058
01:01:26,360 --> 01:01:29,920
them so made-up news stories to?
No, no, What I think happened 

1059
01:01:29,920 --> 01:01:34,720
was he was telling lies to try 
to get a job as a congressman, 

1060
01:01:35,880 --> 01:01:41,680
congressperson, whatever the 
fuck, and nobody called him on 

1061
01:01:41,680 --> 01:01:44,120
it. 
So then he was like, yeah, I can

1062
01:01:44,120 --> 01:01:49,360
just lie more and see and and 
see what and see what the fuck 

1063
01:01:49,480 --> 01:01:52,920
Yeah, because he's like, yeah, 
if there there was no 

1064
01:01:52,920 --> 01:01:55,320
repercussions like for. 
Yeah, sure. 

1065
01:01:55,320 --> 01:01:56,880
He didn't get in any trouble, 
right? 

1066
01:02:01,960 --> 01:02:03,840
Pretty crazy. 
That's part of the pod. 

1067
01:02:05,080 --> 01:02:07,480
Yeah, it's just been over a week
now, but I can tell you this 

1068
01:02:07,480 --> 01:02:10,560
much, when people say prison 
sucks, they aren't just talking 

1069
01:02:10,560 --> 01:02:15,440
about the bars and the bunks. 
Dude, shut up, Santos. 

1070
01:02:15,440 --> 01:02:16,880
You're having the best time 
ever, dude. 

1071
01:02:16,880 --> 01:02:19,280
He's probably like getting like.
There was an interview. 

1072
01:02:19,280 --> 01:02:21,320
I think he did it with Tucker 
Carlson. 

1073
01:02:21,560 --> 01:02:23,800
And he said that. 
He's worried about his life, 

1074
01:02:23,800 --> 01:02:28,720
that he won't survive in there. 
That that I was like, you're 

1075
01:02:28,720 --> 01:02:31,200
probably going to be in 
protective segregated custody, 

1076
01:02:31,200 --> 01:02:33,400
bro. 
They're not going to put you. 

1077
01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:34,760
They're not going to put him in 
Jen Pop. 

1078
01:02:34,760 --> 01:02:36,840
He's too Pop. 
He's too famous. 

1079
01:02:37,760 --> 01:02:39,040
They won't do that. 
They won't they. 

1080
01:02:39,360 --> 01:02:42,000
They might hit him with some 
sheets like he's Epstein bro. 

1081
01:02:42,480 --> 01:02:44,320
No, he'll be like in trustee 
type shit. 

1082
01:02:44,320 --> 01:02:46,800
So he'll be like. 
You think that, but like, I 

1083
01:02:46,840 --> 01:02:48,000
don't know, like. 
The the way. 

1084
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:50,120
No, maybe not because he has 
theft charges. 

1085
01:02:50,160 --> 01:02:55,520
So the, the way the world is 
now, it's like, it's like, dude,

1086
01:02:55,880 --> 01:03:01,240
do not be surprised if it's like
we find out like like the 

1087
01:03:01,240 --> 01:03:04,760
cameras are turned off and 
Santos is dead. 

1088
01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:06,400
I. 
Mean he could be. 

1089
01:03:06,480 --> 01:03:08,120
I've been saying this for the 
whole time. 

1090
01:03:08,120 --> 01:03:09,800
He could be the key to all of 
this. 

1091
01:03:09,800 --> 01:03:14,080
We just don't even realize it. 
Probably. 

1092
01:03:14,440 --> 01:03:17,720
He could be our Aladdin like 
like. 

1093
01:03:17,960 --> 01:03:23,440
Or or or or or or Abu. 
At least our Abu, he'd make a, 

1094
01:03:23,600 --> 01:03:28,080
he'd make a great Abu. 
For sure, but he's probably 

1095
01:03:28,080 --> 01:03:33,520
believe the parrot, whatever the
fucking name of Jafaris 

1096
01:03:33,520 --> 01:03:36,840
Parrotis. 
I I played Jafar in Aladdin in 

1097
01:03:36,840 --> 01:03:38,800
in a play in six. 
Yago. 

1098
01:03:39,280 --> 01:03:43,360
Yeah, Yaga. 
Iago bam boom, got it. 

1099
01:03:43,440 --> 01:03:47,720
Still can get it done son. 
There another therapy question 

1100
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:52,160
article #3 Denmark Zoo asked 
people to donate their small 

1101
01:03:52,160 --> 01:03:54,840
pets as food for captive 
predators. 

1102
01:03:56,240 --> 01:04:01,600
What a A zoo in Denmark is 
asking for donations of small 

1103
01:04:01,600 --> 01:04:06,560
pets as food for its predators. 
While the Alborg Zoo said it's 

1104
01:04:06,560 --> 01:04:09,920
trying to mimic the natural food
chain of its animals, House 

1105
01:04:09,920 --> 01:04:13,520
there for the sake of both the 
animal welfare and professional 

1106
01:04:13,520 --> 01:04:17,560
integrity, and offers assurances
that pets will be gently 

1107
01:04:17,560 --> 01:04:21,520
euthanized by training staff. 
The zoo in northern Denmark 

1108
01:04:21,520 --> 01:04:24,560
explained on Facebook posts that
if you have a healthy animal 

1109
01:04:24,560 --> 01:04:28,080
that needs to be given away for 
various reasons, feel free to 

1110
01:04:28,080 --> 01:04:30,480
donate. 
Donate it to us. 

1111
01:04:31,160 --> 01:04:34,600
The zoo points to Guinea pigs, 
rabbits, chickens as possible 

1112
01:04:34,600 --> 01:04:37,040
donations. 
After being euthanized, the 

1113
01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:40,040
animals be will be used as 
fodder, said the zoo. 

1114
01:04:40,640 --> 01:04:44,960
The way nothing, nothing go that
way, nothing goes to waste. 

1115
01:04:44,960 --> 01:04:48,240
We ensure the natural behavior, 
nutrition and well-being of the 

1116
01:04:48,240 --> 01:04:52,120
predators. 
The online the The online call 

1117
01:04:52,120 --> 01:04:55,480
for pet donations is a is 
accompanied by pictures of a 

1118
01:04:55,480 --> 01:05:00,680
Wildcat bearing its teeth with 
this wide open mouth on the on a

1119
01:05:00,680 --> 01:05:05,960
link to the zoo's website. 
Nothing noting the facility also

1120
01:05:05,960 --> 01:05:08,520
is interested in receiving 
horses. 

1121
01:05:09,680 --> 01:05:12,280
The zoo, which could not 
immediately be reached for 

1122
01:05:12,280 --> 01:05:16,360
additional details, does not 
list other pets or animals as 

1123
01:05:16,360 --> 01:05:21,160
possible donations. 
You got a horse you don't want? 

1124
01:05:21,160 --> 01:05:23,640
Bring it to the zoo. 
I'm going to feed it to the 

1125
01:05:23,640 --> 01:05:26,280
ocelots. 
Dude. 

1126
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:28,760
That's wild. 
How bad? 

1127
01:05:28,760 --> 01:05:33,400
How bad of a spot are you in? 
What up I just told you about? 

1128
01:05:34,560 --> 01:05:37,440
You know, the equestrian? 
Like how are we talking about 

1129
01:05:37,440 --> 01:05:40,040
feeding horses to fucking 
animals right now? 

1130
01:05:40,400 --> 01:05:43,400
It's in Denmark, it's not me, 
this article's. 

1131
01:05:43,520 --> 01:05:44,800
Well, you know what's so fucking
funny? 

1132
01:05:44,800 --> 01:05:46,240
The fact. 
That you the fact that you're 

1133
01:05:46,240 --> 01:05:50,400
open casting, calling for 
animals to feed the other 

1134
01:05:50,400 --> 01:05:52,280
animals. 
You got a cat you don't want 

1135
01:05:52,280 --> 01:05:54,880
bring it on down. 
Yo, you want to get rid of this 

1136
01:05:54,880 --> 01:05:57,960
pet and bring it to me. 
And you know what I you know I'm

1137
01:05:57,960 --> 01:06:01,000
going to put it to sleep and 
then feed it to an alligator. 

1138
01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:04,880
That's fucking insane. 
That is some of the craziest, 

1139
01:06:04,880 --> 01:06:09,720
like a request of the community 
from the zoo. 

1140
01:06:09,760 --> 01:06:12,360
Bring me your small pets and 
animals. 

1141
01:06:13,080 --> 01:06:16,760
That's a wild. 
That's crazy work to whoop 

1142
01:06:18,280 --> 01:06:23,160
whoever made that. 
Oh, sorry, I'm just like. 

1143
01:06:23,240 --> 01:06:30,200
I mean circle of life type shit 
like like instead of OK, instead

1144
01:06:30,200 --> 01:06:34,160
of like, I don't know, devil's 
advocate here. 

1145
01:06:35,480 --> 01:06:42,440
Instead of like getting like the
ashes, which I did of my dog 

1146
01:06:42,800 --> 01:06:49,240
that died, you go and I don't 
know. 

1147
01:06:49,640 --> 01:06:53,120
No, because it says it says and 
and I quote. 

1148
01:06:53,200 --> 01:06:57,200
If you have a healthy animal 
that needs to be given away for 

1149
01:06:57,200 --> 01:07:01,840
various reasons, feel free to 
donate it to us. 

1150
01:07:02,120 --> 01:07:07,480
That is creepy as shit dude. 
That is, that is. 

1151
01:07:07,480 --> 01:07:11,080
Denmark side ahead of the game 
what what I was going to say is 

1152
01:07:11,600 --> 01:07:13,320
so I. 
I know somebody who moved to 

1153
01:07:13,320 --> 01:07:16,800
Denmark actually. 
Well, what's funny is like I 

1154
01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:22,400
used to clean the pool of this 
like TikTok star who was like on

1155
01:07:22,400 --> 01:07:28,880
the House hype house, like on 
Netflix and then he sold it and 

1156
01:07:28,880 --> 01:07:34,080
the family's from Denmark, but 
they had like 21 horses and I 

1157
01:07:34,440 --> 01:07:36,040
and they just hadn't moved in 
yet. 

1158
01:07:36,320 --> 01:07:43,960
But like, but it was like a 
whole set up and you know why I 

1159
01:07:43,960 --> 01:07:47,520
think they didn't move in yet 
'cause they they had bought the 

1160
01:07:47,520 --> 01:07:49,040
house. 
But I think it's 'cause Trump 

1161
01:07:49,040 --> 01:07:52,320
got elected and they were just 
like, maybe not. 

1162
01:07:52,680 --> 01:07:53,840
We're getting the fuck out of 
here. 

1163
01:07:54,120 --> 01:07:57,360
Like they're like, like they're 
just like that rich like, like, 

1164
01:07:57,520 --> 01:08:00,360
'cause like I'd met them and 
like they would like come, but 

1165
01:08:00,360 --> 01:08:03,320
like they just hadn't. 
Like they were like, it was like

1166
01:08:03,320 --> 01:08:06,240
a vacation house, but they were 
planning on like making it their

1167
01:08:06,240 --> 01:08:12,960
house and and then they just 
never like actually like I'm I 

1168
01:08:12,960 --> 01:08:18,200
got out of the game now. 
But if the you know, but it, it 

1169
01:08:18,200 --> 01:08:21,840
was just, it was just weird. 
But like, yeah, I couldn't 

1170
01:08:21,840 --> 01:08:24,439
imagine, dude. 
I could not imagine. 

1171
01:08:24,560 --> 01:08:25,600
You're right. 
You're right. 

1172
01:08:25,960 --> 01:08:27,800
Fucking crazy. 
But it's crazy. 

1173
01:08:27,840 --> 01:08:29,800
My my whole point is to they're 
from Denmark. 

1174
01:08:29,800 --> 01:08:32,680
That was all I was saying. 
That's like there's wolves in 

1175
01:08:32,680 --> 01:08:34,920
the forest. 
The only way to keep them at Bay

1176
01:08:34,920 --> 01:08:37,359
is once a week. 
We have to give them one of our 

1177
01:08:37,359 --> 01:08:40,000
pets everywhere. 
Dude, I'm not kidding. 

1178
01:08:40,120 --> 01:08:44,960
On NPR TODAY that there's like 
this wolf problem, I forget 

1179
01:08:44,960 --> 01:08:55,640
where that's eating pets, but 
but the wolves are endangered in

1180
01:08:55,640 --> 01:08:59,479
this area or whatever. 
So they don't want to kill the 

1181
01:08:59,479 --> 01:09:03,600
wolves. 
So what they're doing is playing

1182
01:09:04,279 --> 01:09:10,279
a marriage story with Adam 
Driver and, you know, my Boo, 

1183
01:09:10,279 --> 01:09:12,319
Scarlett Johansson. 
Yeah. 

1184
01:09:13,399 --> 01:09:20,840
Loudly like the like where they 
argue with each other to to get 

1185
01:09:20,840 --> 01:09:28,319
the wolves to not come to the 
eat the pets or whatever. 

1186
01:09:28,800 --> 01:09:31,200
I swear to God that's what I 
heard today on NPR. 

1187
01:09:31,520 --> 01:09:33,479
That's crazy. 
That'd be that. 

1188
01:09:33,479 --> 01:09:38,960
Wouldn't be cool because I have 
a pet, but like would if I knew 

1189
01:09:38,960 --> 01:09:42,160
my pet was safe. 
Would it be cool to live in a 

1190
01:09:42,160 --> 01:09:46,240
town with the wolf problem? 
Like probably, you know, like 

1191
01:09:46,240 --> 01:09:47,640
where do you live? 
Oh, I live. 

1192
01:09:48,040 --> 01:09:51,000
Over there, I just told you I 
got coyotes everywhere. 

1193
01:09:51,000 --> 01:09:52,520
That make you that make you more
mysterious. 

1194
01:09:52,520 --> 01:09:55,320
Yeah, but coyotes are super 
skittish like a wolf and don't 

1195
01:09:55,320 --> 01:09:58,320
give no fucks. 
Coyotes are like. 

1196
01:09:58,720 --> 01:10:00,520
That's what you have to be. 
That's what you. 

1197
01:10:00,600 --> 01:10:04,440
That's what people say. 
But then like I'm telling you, 

1198
01:10:04,440 --> 01:10:08,400
dude, like when they like it's 
like we could just go outside 

1199
01:10:08,400 --> 01:10:11,240
right the fuck now they. 
Have rabies, some of them. 

1200
01:10:12,080 --> 01:10:16,280
Allegedly, if rabies exist. 
Well, what's fucked up with 

1201
01:10:16,280 --> 01:10:18,600
rabies too is the only way they 
can tell is they got to test 

1202
01:10:18,600 --> 01:10:20,720
their brain, but that means they
got to kill it. 

1203
01:10:22,680 --> 01:10:25,640
What are we talking? 
It's like it's like CTE. 

1204
01:10:27,840 --> 01:10:32,760
It's like CTACTE for animals and
if you got it. 

1205
01:10:32,760 --> 01:10:34,920
If a person got rabies then fuck
them up. 

1206
01:10:36,960 --> 01:10:41,680
Except for nobody knows anybody 
who's ever had rabies. 

1207
01:10:41,680 --> 01:10:44,360
Well, not anymore because you've
evolved past it. 

1208
01:10:45,360 --> 01:10:48,320
I don't know that that article 
just fucked me up. 

1209
01:10:48,840 --> 01:10:51,520
The healthy if you have a 
healthy animal. 

1210
01:10:51,800 --> 01:10:53,800
No, I agree with that. 
I agree with no. 

1211
01:10:54,320 --> 01:10:58,640
No sick animals. 
Keep your old pets away. 

1212
01:10:58,640 --> 01:11:02,880
I need young, virile, healthy 
pets. 

1213
01:11:03,480 --> 01:11:05,200
What happened to the Guinea 
pigs? 

1214
01:11:05,560 --> 01:11:09,680
Oh, we gave them to the zoo so 
they could get eaten by the 

1215
01:11:09,680 --> 01:11:13,080
ostriches. 
Shits what? 

1216
01:11:14,760 --> 01:11:19,880
I agree and and and it's also 
weird that it's Denmark and not 

1217
01:11:19,880 --> 01:11:26,080
like like some, you know, like 
as Trump would say, shit whole 

1218
01:11:26,080 --> 01:11:29,120
country or something. 
Yeah, for sure. 

1219
01:11:29,520 --> 01:11:30,960
And we don't got to do the last 
article. 

1220
01:11:30,960 --> 01:11:33,080
It's just about Trump talking 
about today. 

1221
01:11:33,080 --> 01:11:37,480
He was spazzing out about ex 
doge employee being attacked. 

1222
01:11:37,760 --> 01:11:43,840
So now he wants to try 14 year 
olds as adults federalize DC and

1223
01:11:43,840 --> 01:11:49,040
just wants to take over just I 
mean Jeanine Pirro is now the 

1224
01:11:49,040 --> 01:11:53,480
attorney general for DC, which 
is crazy. 

1225
01:11:54,760 --> 01:11:58,840
So unqualified. 
So you know just who. 

1226
01:11:58,840 --> 01:12:02,760
Is qualified in this 
administration seriously who? 

1227
01:12:03,520 --> 01:12:05,640
None of. 
Them Stephen Miller is for what 

1228
01:12:05,640 --> 01:12:09,400
he he's his job is to be the 
most evil person on the planet 

1229
01:12:09,400 --> 01:12:10,000
that's. 
Very good. 

1230
01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:11,920
He's qualified for that. 
Yeah, he's great. 

1231
01:12:11,920 --> 01:12:15,000
But his job is deputy chief of 
staff. 

1232
01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:20,000
Yeah, so he wrangles up bunch of
evil people. 

1233
01:12:21,200 --> 01:12:24,120
He's like a evil leader. 
That's yeah, he's great at it. 

1234
01:12:24,920 --> 01:12:25,800
That is true. 
He is. 

1235
01:12:26,360 --> 01:12:28,400
He's. 
Extremely qualified for what 

1236
01:12:28,400 --> 01:12:30,600
this what this administration 
wants to do. 

1237
01:12:30,680 --> 01:12:34,080
He is overly qualified. 
We call him, we call him the 

1238
01:12:34,080 --> 01:12:37,120
Santa Monica fascist. 
That's what we call him out here

1239
01:12:37,640 --> 01:12:40,520
because he's from Santa Monica 
and he's a fascist. 

1240
01:12:41,520 --> 01:12:48,560
Yeah, and makes sense. 
You know he was from Santa 

1241
01:12:48,560 --> 01:12:50,520
Monica. 
Yeah, dude, think about that. 

1242
01:12:50,880 --> 01:12:53,840
That's wild. 
Who? 

1243
01:12:53,840 --> 01:12:57,520
Went to Santa Monica high school
dude and ran for for student 

1244
01:12:57,520 --> 01:13:02,200
class president and on his 
platform he like or like part of

1245
01:13:02,200 --> 01:13:06,280
his like platform as he was like
running for office for student 

1246
01:13:06,280 --> 01:13:09,360
class president was that he 
throws trash on the ground to 

1247
01:13:09,360 --> 01:13:13,760
keep the janitors employed. 
That's wild. 

1248
01:13:13,960 --> 01:13:17,280
Yeah, dude, that's how terrible 
this motherfucker is, and he's 

1249
01:13:17,280 --> 01:13:20,160
like writing tweets and shit for
Trump. 

1250
01:13:20,960 --> 01:13:24,280
Yeah, well, you got anything 
else for us, man? 

1251
01:13:24,760 --> 01:13:28,560
I would say meditate bitches. 
Well, make sure y'all like, 

1252
01:13:28,560 --> 01:13:32,600
follow, subscribe, leave a like 
comment, whatever. 

1253
01:13:32,600 --> 01:13:35,080
We always appreciate y'all 
tuning in and listening or 

1254
01:13:35,080 --> 01:13:38,880
watching. 
Yeah man, just be good. 

1255
01:13:38,880 --> 01:13:41,280
Pay attention to some of this 
shit that's going on. 

1256
01:13:41,680 --> 01:13:44,360
There's a lot of goofiness going
around with these midterms 

1257
01:13:44,360 --> 01:13:47,360
coming up, so we're going to see
some okey doke type shit. 

1258
01:13:47,880 --> 01:13:50,760
So I mean, it's just a clown 
show man. 

1259
01:13:50,760 --> 01:13:54,680
It's fucking crazy. 
Clown shoes at a job interview. 

1260
01:13:55,320 --> 01:13:57,760
Yeah, seriously. 
That might be the name of the 

1261
01:13:57,840 --> 01:14:00,960
the audio, I don't know. 
Yeah, do it. 

1262
01:14:00,960 --> 01:14:02,560
That's a good one. 
That sound bad? 

1263
01:14:04,080 --> 01:14:08,760
Y'all be good, be safe, stay out
of trouble, and as always, go 

1264
01:14:08,760 --> 01:14:11,840
fuck yourself. 
Shut up.