1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:04,440 What it do, what it do, what it do, it is your boy Andrew 2 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:06,960 Schultz AK, Mr. Goody 2 shoes and who am I with? 3 00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:10,200 As always, Joseph Huggins AKA old man Huggy. 4 00:00:10,440 --> 00:00:17,400 Talk shit or get off the pod. Episode 207 someone called the 5 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:21,720 doctor, 'cause I'm so ill. And when I'm with your girl it's 6 00:00:21,720 --> 00:00:24,720 drill, baby drill. Stupid. 7 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:37,320 Welcome, motherfuckers. Someone call it doctor because 8 00:00:37,320 --> 00:00:42,680 I'm so I'll but on with your guys. 9 00:00:42,680 --> 00:00:46,440 Drill, baby drill. Drill, baby drill. 10 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:54,000 Drill, baby drill. Well, I want you guys this drill 11 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:56,080 baby drill. I'm all about the girls. 12 00:00:56,080 --> 00:00:58,840 So they call me Lena Dunham. She a badass bitch. 13 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:02,600 I'm a Wiener coming. She a fly bird who like to be 14 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:06,400 humming big shit shows blowing up the plumbing for rum. 15 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:08,520 Bum bum bum. You the boy drumming. 16 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:10,720 Call me for the dump of the rap game. 17 00:01:10,720 --> 00:01:13,920 I'm running this run for this run and this drill baby drill. 18 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:16,840 Serving buses 1 by 1. Every rhyme I kill. 19 00:01:16,880 --> 00:01:19,160 Someone call it Doctor 'cause I'm so I'll. 20 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:26,960 Why don't let you go this Drill Betty drill, Drill Betty drill. 21 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:32,920 Great intro, how are you Sir? Thank you and for the audio you 22 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:35,680 just heard Drill Baby Drill by Mr. Goody 2 shoes so. 23 00:01:38,360 --> 00:01:42,400 Plug in, plug in his own stuff. Plug in the plug, I plug the 24 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:46,000 plug, I plug the plug's plug. Motherfucker. 25 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:48,280 Kind of. Kind of when I live in Santa 26 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:53,760 Monica, kind of, you know. Yeah, yeah. 27 00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:59,200 How are you? Good work's getting stressful, 28 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:03,400 but I'm doing good. Things are chill. 29 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:08,479 Kind of done with the yard. Was able to get rid of a bunch 30 00:02:08,479 --> 00:02:11,520 of like junk and shit. I found out like a pretty sweet 31 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:15,920 way to get rid of some junk and I've got some fucking awesome 32 00:02:15,920 --> 00:02:17,880 neighbors. This dude's just crazy. 33 00:02:17,920 --> 00:02:20,240 This guy who lives like 2 doors from me, super nice. 34 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:22,600 He's got everything. I was like oh I'm trying to cut 35 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:25,720 the stone but I'll get a saw. I was like, I got 1 and he'll 36 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:29,520 just come back and give me like some massive stone saw or be 37 00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:31,680 like I was like, hey, do you have a ladder? 38 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:35,720 I'm trying to hang like some lights and like a ring camera or 39 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:37,000 something. He's like what do you need? 40 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:41,000 I got 40 foot 30 foot 35 foot 28 slant. 41 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:42,600 He was named it off all these different. 42 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:44,560 I was like, how many fucking ladders does this guy have? 43 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:47,720 Yeah, I'll just take the. 8 foot need so many ladders is the real 44 00:02:47,720 --> 00:02:50,720 question. I got the 8 foot too short so 45 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:54,200 for some of these limbs they'd be up there. 46 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:57,440 Dude I got a jungle but no so that was chill though. 47 00:02:57,440 --> 00:02:59,680 Meaning that you that you were too short. 48 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:04,560 Not because the 8 foot wasn't long enough to get you up there, 49 00:03:04,640 --> 00:03:06,240 no. It's actually like I could maybe 50 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:10,920 get it just seems dangerous and I'm the last thing I want to do 51 00:03:10,920 --> 00:03:16,960 is like we found I'd be found like dead in like my front yard 52 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:19,800 because I was cutting a tree limb by myself and like fell on 53 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:22,920 a saw like that would be shitty. So I'd much rather like that's 54 00:03:22,920 --> 00:03:26,480 what if I'm going up more than like 15 feet, I'm playing it 55 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:29,520 safe always. I'm like, I've watched final 56 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:34,400 destination jeepers creepers. I mean, if I can't climb the 57 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:36,920 tree and safely sit in the tree because there's some of those, 58 00:03:36,920 --> 00:03:39,280 they're all straddling a tree like a tree rolling like ring, 59 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:42,960 like chopping shit down. That was tight, but I mean, you 60 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:46,960 know, I'm not going out super far on the limb. 61 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:48,880 I'm going to stay. I'm going to, you know, stay 62 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:51,440 grounded, get down safe for the future. 63 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:53,400 I just don't like to see, I don't like to see you up in 64 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,000 trees in general in Texas. Obama. 65 00:03:55,000 --> 00:04:00,880 Obama in 2028 we coming. But that was good to get rid of 66 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:03,600 all that shit 'cause I was stressing me out to just be done 67 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:05,200 with it. What I've been trying to do, 68 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:07,560 like with this yard thing is it's been a challenge to like 69 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:10,160 finish projects, like start stuff that are huge. 70 00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:13,640 Like I ripped up my entire backyard and it's like, oh shit, 71 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:17,760 I actually have like I have to finish piercing this back 72 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:19,880 together. Otherwise I just have like a 73 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:23,160 shitty backyard, you know? So it's been doing those things 74 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:25,240 in increments and it's starting to get colder. 75 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:28,080 So I think I'm done. I've been saying that for a 76 00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:30,760 while. As Colin Powell would say, the 77 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:37,280 potty Pottery Barn philosophy, you break it, you buy it, you, 78 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:42,760 you, you start on your backyard. You got to finish it otherwise. 79 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:45,840 Well, and I bought it and it was like a fucking jungle anyway, so 80 00:04:45,840 --> 00:04:48,840 it was actually worse. So even when I tore it up, it 81 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:51,960 probably looked better, but it just would have driven me 82 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:53,800 insane. So at least I'm to a stopping 83 00:04:53,800 --> 00:04:56,840 point now. So it looks good, everything's 84 00:04:56,920 --> 00:04:59,600 looks great, but there's nothing planted, but at least it looks 85 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:02,800 good so I can stop and then you know what I'm saying? 86 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:04,920 I got to go to the attic. We going, we going up. 87 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:08,680 We going up and in. I got to do some shit. 88 00:05:09,440 --> 00:05:10,840 Yeah, man. I mean, I've it's been 89 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:14,480 therapeutic doing getting shit done has been therapeutic. 90 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:16,240 So now I'm going to start doing some weird wood shit. 91 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:18,520 I'm going to see if I can see like. 92 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:21,520 Some weird wood shit. Well, just like, I don't know, I 93 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:25,040 mean, I'm figuring this shit out as I go along, but like that's 94 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:29,760 why the the house, my whole attic is like one big, one big 95 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:31,680 ass space. Like it's fucking huge. 96 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:35,320 It's one big space. So I and there's not really any 97 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:37,400 boards. There's a couple like flimsy 98 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:40,320 shitty boards up there and then it's random shit, dude. 99 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:44,520 It's like a old door, the cabinet door, like to like make 100 00:05:44,520 --> 00:05:47,880 your way like through there. It is like, I don't know, some 101 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:52,320 trippy ass scary dream like where you're walking across a 102 00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:54,920 Cliff on random objects like it's really sketchy. 103 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:59,160 So I want to like clean out this one section, get this old radio 104 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:01,560 antenna or this like ATV antenna out. 105 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:04,920 There's like this massive crazy space alien looking shit in 106 00:06:04,920 --> 00:06:07,120 there. Get that out and then like 107 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:14,920 slowly start to redo the insulation and put some plywood 108 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:18,240 over it so it's actually like walkable and not like a sketch 109 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:20,400 show. It's kind of my goal. 110 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:22,280 We'll see like how far I get with it. 111 00:06:22,280 --> 00:06:25,400 But if it's I can't do that shit in the summer. 112 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:27,680 It's too hot. Gotta wait till it cools down. 113 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:30,320 So I figured now's that time. Spiders. 114 00:06:30,320 --> 00:06:32,960 More spiders are dead now than they've ever been dead. 115 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:35,160 Like you ain't going to catch my black ass up there in the 116 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:37,880 summer, spiders. Because you killed them. 117 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:40,520 I thought you were trying to say it's like a like a bee 118 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:43,640 phenomenon. Like they, you know what I'm 119 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:45,000 saying? Spiders alone. 120 00:06:45,720 --> 00:06:49,400 I don't fuck with spiders unless they're in my house or on my 121 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:51,560 property. Then they got to go. 122 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:53,720 See backyard, I leave them alone. 123 00:06:54,240 --> 00:06:55,760 There was a there was a shit toe. 124 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:58,800 No, because there was this like this time, right, all those 125 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:02,320 rocks in the back and it was just like Black Widow city, bro, 126 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:05,000 just like big ass black widows everywhere. 127 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:08,080 And if I found came across a Black Widow like you're, you're 128 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:09,760 done son. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 129 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:13,280 Like that, you got that coming, that's coming in spades. 130 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:16,520 But there was some like wild ass looking tarantulas. 131 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:19,600 I don't know, just because that's what I was dealing that 132 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:26,600 day, you know what I'm saying? New dealer comes on at six back 133 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:30,880 up. But no, but there was like big 134 00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:33,480 ass tarantulas. Don't really fuck with them. 135 00:07:33,760 --> 00:07:35,680 Leave them alone. But if I saw a tarantula in my 136 00:07:35,680 --> 00:07:39,720 house, like it's on site, if they're in the house, it's on 137 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:44,440 site with a spider, anytime. Spider, not so much like a 138 00:07:44,440 --> 00:07:46,960 honeybee or something. A wasp on site. 139 00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:50,600 A mosquito. Who the motherfuck took my 140 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:54,080 motherfucking lighter? Look at that whole bitch over 141 00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:55,440 there. Don't you look like a spider? 142 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:59,960 And that's like the that song. That song wasn't on Spotify or 143 00:07:59,960 --> 00:08:01,720 any streaming for the longest time. 144 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:05,680 I'm telling you, I know it is now, but for like 10 or 12 145 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:08,840 years, I swear I just kept like looking up that song, just kept 146 00:08:08,840 --> 00:08:10,680 looking it up to see if it would pop up. 147 00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:13,760 And you know, you'd always find somebody's like shitty playlist 148 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:16,680 that's titled the song, but it's a bunch of other songs that are 149 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:18,400 but not the song you want. Like. 150 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:23,760 Fuck this guy, but shout out to the people who keep putting shit 151 00:08:23,760 --> 00:08:25,840 back up. That's from King Gizzard and the 152 00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:27,320 Lizard Wizard. They just did that. 153 00:08:27,320 --> 00:08:29,920 Like I had AI, went and saw them live and then I put together 154 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:33,440 their set list into a playlist and I got and I got to play it 155 00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:35,880 and it's empty. And then they took all their 156 00:08:35,880 --> 00:08:39,440 shit off Spotify. What's that? 157 00:08:40,679 --> 00:08:46,000 People be doing that, But yeah, no. 158 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:49,400 So I'm going to go up there and, you know, if I see any spiders 159 00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:52,480 on site and then I'm going to try to like get like the, I 160 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:54,800 don't know, like the pink lung or some shit, like I don't know, 161 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:57,680 I'm going to be fighting the insulation kind of creeps me. 162 00:08:57,680 --> 00:08:58,960 Out lung. What's that? 163 00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:00,280 Well. The pink foam. 164 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:03,120 For what you know. What I'm saying from like 165 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:06,240 insulation, because I'm going to try to do my clean up the 166 00:09:06,240 --> 00:09:07,800 insulation dog, but I thought I'm done. 167 00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:09,640 I'm going to know how to do Earth thing and then. 168 00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:12,560 You're going to start flipping houses. 169 00:09:12,560 --> 00:09:15,320 You're going to flip your way to South Lake. 170 00:09:17,360 --> 00:09:23,200 Flip my way to Flip my way to Westlake, Westlake, Northlake, 171 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:25,080 Westlake. I'm gonna be on the outskirts. 172 00:09:25,080 --> 00:09:27,560 I'm gonna be in the houses that own the houses. 173 00:09:27,960 --> 00:09:31,000 That own the houses the plus. Are we buying Vicaro? 174 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:34,440 Are we buying Vicaro? Putin chef? 175 00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:40,400 Would you be Putin chef? Absolutely not. 176 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:45,080 No, that would literally be called treason, Joseph. 177 00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:48,400 OK, let's say it's not 5050 shot. 178 00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:50,480 You survive. What? 179 00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:53,040 I don't want to fucking serve Russian food? 180 00:09:53,040 --> 00:09:55,520 Are you fucking kidding? No, he wants American bang. 181 00:09:55,520 --> 00:09:58,320 He wants he wants nothing but American bangers. 182 00:09:58,840 --> 00:10:00,400 Can't do it, Putin. Can't do it. 183 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:03,560 When you and I are your first, you and I are going shirtless on 184 00:10:03,560 --> 00:10:05,960 a fucking horseback. No saddle. 185 00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:07,480 No saddle. Oh. 186 00:10:07,920 --> 00:10:09,960 Wow, no weapons. We're going down to Siberia, 187 00:10:09,960 --> 00:10:12,600 bro. One of us is coming back and 188 00:10:12,600 --> 00:10:18,240 it's not going to be you calling my shot. 189 00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:19,440 Putin. I see you moving up in the 190 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:22,760 rankings. Moscow holler at your boys. 191 00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:23,880 It's. Really weird. 192 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:26,880 I don't get fucked. It was in the shit on the front 193 00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:30,160 lines dog. Both Russia and Ukraine top 10. 194 00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:34,680 How do you think they take that? I don't give a fuck how he takes 195 00:10:34,680 --> 00:10:36,400 it dude. He takes it in the ass is what 196 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:38,840 he how he takes. It sounds like him a horseback. 197 00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:40,840 That's why he's got a he's got a loose butt. 198 00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:43,600 He's got a loose butt hole. He just shit his pants falling 199 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:45,520 down the stairs. Dude. 200 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:53,360 Grandpa for real? Yeah, how are you, that's what. 201 00:10:53,360 --> 00:10:54,800 Pergosian used to call him grandpa. 202 00:10:57,600 --> 00:11:00,640 That's true. No, but I was talking about 203 00:11:00,640 --> 00:11:03,240 pergosian to somebody. Shot out front of the pod. 204 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:07,880 Yeah, I mean, we know. You with all the atrocities you 205 00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:11,880 like. We know you out there, jungles 206 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:16,000 of the jungles of the Congo with some stolen gold. 207 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:19,640 No, but I did just watch a whole documentary on the Wagner group 208 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:22,680 Vice did like a year ago. How was it? 209 00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:26,520 Yeah, You know, it's whatever, You know, it's like they like 210 00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:28,800 they, they try to like, you know, try to say it doesn't 211 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:30,440 exist. And then it's like, obviously it 212 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,960 does. And then like he's like, call 213 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:38,000 this Chopin, call this Mozart, call this they started naming. 214 00:11:38,040 --> 00:11:40,000 It's like, no, dude, you guys are called Wagner because that 215 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:43,160 was fucking Hitler's favorite like composer. 216 00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:45,360 Like that's just stick to the script. 217 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:48,240 They don't. They have like a big ass office 218 00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:51,160 building. Dude, you know progression just 219 00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:52,640 got. You know, no, I know that's 220 00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:54,360 like. You, you couldn't he he is the 221 00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:57,880 George Santos of Russia. Just don't give George Santos a 222 00:11:57,880 --> 00:11:59,520 militia dude. That's why I sent him out to 223 00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:01,640 Africa. Dude, Pergosian's alive. 224 00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:04,720 George Santos, 20. Well, even they even say that in 225 00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:08,200 the in the documentary, they're like if like like in the intro, 226 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:11,320 it's like somebody's like, even if he's still alive, his 227 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:14,480 political like life in Russia is over. 228 00:12:14,640 --> 00:12:15,720 And I was like, what do you mean? 229 00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:18,160 Even if he's still alive, get the fuck out of here. 230 00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:19,360 He's obviously. He could be. 231 00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:21,800 He could be. Why would he be? 232 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:25,800 Why wouldn't he be? Because Putin didn't want him to 233 00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:28,160 be ABS saw his fucking plane fall out of the sky. 234 00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:31,080 That was crazy. Body double, Body triple, Dude, 235 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:32,800 everybody knew he had body double. 236 00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:34,120 Why? Would he keep it quiet? 237 00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:35,880 He just said that's how he wants to go. 238 00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:37,840 Russia. Is have it be mysterious? 239 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,680 Like am I actually dead? Am I alive? 240 00:12:39,680 --> 00:12:41,720 Was it a body? Double I wouldn't was I all up 241 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:45,760 on instead of fake death? You know, like, dude, if you 242 00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:48,800 were going to die, die like DB Cooper, like who was he? 243 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:50,120 Where did that happen to the money? 244 00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:53,040 That'd be tight. Like so Porgoshin's like he. 245 00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:55,600 He died with mystery. Because there is he. 246 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:58,680 Was about to he was about to take over the Russian Federation 247 00:12:58,680 --> 00:13:01,480 bro and he just dies of mystery on like on purpose. 248 00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:04,440 No, he blew up on a plane. No, but what I'm saying is maybe 249 00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:07,280 he went underground, maybe he went to Hollow inside Hollow 250 00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:09,000 Earth and he's hiding out. No. 251 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:11,960 It's possible. You're giving that dipshit way 252 00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:15,320 too much credit, dude. No, that's the people of. 253 00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:17,400 If he was an American, he would have made it all the way to the 254 00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:21,240 the. Reptilian shape shifters in the 255 00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:24,800 hollow earth. He's a war criminal rapist. 256 00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:26,920 Yeah. I mean, there's yeah, Yeah. 257 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:28,520 Yep. There you go. 258 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:31,120 You're hearing about a lot of those lately. 259 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:35,240 Yeah. Everything else is good though. 260 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:37,240 Vibes. Vibes are good. 261 00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:41,320 OK, want to do therapy? Sure. 262 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,320 What do you think? Man, you got have you just got 263 00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:46,200 your vibes good? It's the most cow vibes shit 264 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:47,600 I've. Ever heard you asked me? 265 00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:53,920 Bro vibes are good, Tie tie vibes good fish tacos. 266 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:56,560 Fish tacos down bro. Like we're out. 267 00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:58,480 We're vibing dude. We might hit the walk later. 268 00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:00,760 Just board it, you know, long board it. 269 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:04,360 Hit up the pack Sun. That's the solution. 270 00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:07,040 Sometimes the Lulu is the Solulu. 271 00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:10,240 You know what I'm saying? There's some new bluey vans I'm 272 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:13,440 really trying to cop bro. You know I only make custom 273 00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:15,920 bands. I love bluey dude. 274 00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:18,960 Who the fuck loves Bluey? Doesn't have a child. 275 00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:23,800 I don't even know what Bluey was up until like a week ago. 276 00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:27,240 Yeah, I still don't even know what it is. 277 00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:29,800 Is it a whale? No, it's a healer. 278 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:31,360 See what I'm saying? You see what I'm? 279 00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:34,920 Saying it's all these different dogs, this type, it's type A. 280 00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:37,400 Healer. I thought it was like a cartoon. 281 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:41,200 No, it is a cartoon, but it's like a cartoon of like a blue 282 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:42,800 heeler, I believe. A. 283 00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:46,000 A dog A. Healer dog like a healer like a 284 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:50,040 healer like out here in California type shit crystals. 285 00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:52,680 Hey, man. That's what I thought you I 286 00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:55,840 thought you meant. Hey kids, welcome to another 287 00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:58,400 episode of Bluey. A dog dealer. 288 00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:03,280 Today we're going to smoke some DNT, shoot up, talk to the 289 00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:06,520 elves, come back and make friendship bracelets. 290 00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:08,480 All right, y'all. Fuck yeah, dude. 291 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:12,720 Have your parents left the room? Cool. 292 00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:15,400 Let's talk about how the educational system in the 293 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:17,840 government have been corrupting you from the start and they're 294 00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:19,880 never going to stop. You'd be like, what? 295 00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:28,360 Mail time? No, but it'd be like bowl time 296 00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:30,000 or something. How much blue have you watched 297 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,600 in your life? Crystal Time. 298 00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:34,000 I'm just imagining like something like blue. 299 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:37,280 I've none actually, I don't even know like how you'd watch it, 300 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:41,280 but kids be rocking kids, kids be rocking the bluey, bro, kids 301 00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:43,480 be rocking bluey. I'm like, well, that shirt's 302 00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:46,440 kind of dope, like bluey. Look at these Jays, Bluey. 303 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:51,120 But is that weird sticker on the back of that car bluey? 304 00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:53,960 I mean. You know, I don't know dude, if 305 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:58,840 I'm like 39 which I just turned and I'm rocking bluey and I 306 00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:01,800 don't have a kid, seems weird. Well, yeah, you're on a list or 307 00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:03,960 you should be. We should be looking into like 308 00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:06,680 you should be filled out an application to be on the. 309 00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:07,720 List. It's like, it's like a 310 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:09,240 children's playground. They have to sign you. 311 00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:10,320 It's like you're not allowed here. 312 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:12,480 If you without a kid you know that type of shit. 313 00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:16,520 I just read here, you're like, sure dude, like whatever. 314 00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:20,520 Your house is 750 feet away from the school 'cause you're not 315 00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:23,120 allowed on the school. Get out of here, dude. 316 00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:30,640 What do you mean? Yeah, but shout out Blue 317 00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:36,000 teaching the youth. Is, is it teaching the youth? 318 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:40,800 Is it like Dora? Dora I mean. 319 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:43,120 By Dora I mean Dora the Explorer. 320 00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:47,880 Door was tight, Dora held it down for a bit. 321 00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:51,360 Blue's Clues is always classic. Blue's Clues is lit. 322 00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:54,520 Loose Loose is lit because of rhymes with Mr. Goody 2 shoes, 323 00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:58,720 so I like to use it and rhymes. Well, and then whenever, what 324 00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:01,440 was it like the guy who originally, like, it was kind of 325 00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:03,920 tired that the guy who was playing the original Steve was 326 00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:07,200 just like, wild as fuck. So I mean, he had like a sick 327 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:08,760 job. He's like, yeah, I stand in 328 00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:12,480 front of a green screen. I talked to imaginary Blue Dog, 329 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:15,880 a salt and pepper shaker, a mailbox. 330 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,720 Like, it's pretty lit. That kid was making a shit ton 331 00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:20,319 of money. I mean, he's like. 332 00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:22,440 I feel like like there was controversy with him, right? 333 00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:23,960 Like he, he. Was died or something? 334 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:27,040 Or was he doing dreads? I don't know what happened to 335 00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:27,920 the Blues guy. What? 336 00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:31,560 I think he's hanging out with like Jared from Subway or 337 00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:33,760 something, no? I hope not. 338 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,560 But I think anybody's hanging out with, I don't think 339 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:37,640 anybody's hanging out with that dude. 340 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:43,640 I think that's that's solitary. Yeah, left the show in 2002 to 341 00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:46,920 produce to pursue music because he was balding and wanted to 342 00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:49,240 move on from the kid show. He later said he struggled with 343 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:53,320 depression since return. Yeah, so he dipped because he 344 00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:54,720 was. I know they brought him back for 345 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:57,400 an episode like way back later, but yeah, he was just going bald 346 00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:58,760 and he was like, damn, bro, I can't. 347 00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:01,280 I remember. There was all sorts of rumors, 348 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:03,280 though. It was like, is he on drugs? 349 00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:08,160 He's on heroin now. One thing I do remember back in 350 00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:10,040 the day, there was those commercials where it was like, 351 00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:12,480 dude, you're getting Adele, bro. Do you remember those 352 00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:14,720 commercials with the dude you're getting Adele guy? 353 00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:17,600 It was Dell computer commercials and he got caught. 354 00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:20,440 He got arrested with weed and he like lost his spray. 355 00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:23,400 It was a huge fucking deal. They're like the dude you're 356 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:26,760 getting Adele guy caught with marijuana. 357 00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:29,200 It was a huge fucking deal back in the day. 358 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:31,080 Maybe. In Texas, because like that's 359 00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:33,400 where Dell's like headquartered. I don't remember this. 360 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:36,600 Maybe I mean Dell, but this is, you know, Dell computers aren't. 361 00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:38,440 No, I get it. But I but. 362 00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:40,320 It was like they. Are kind of a Texas thing. 363 00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:45,520 They're based out of Austin, but no. 364 00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:49,680 They're in the bottom of your cup, right there at the very no 365 00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:52,520 at the very bottom. Yeti. 366 00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:57,280 Yeah. This is a gift from a wedding. 367 00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:00,640 Really. You got a gift from the wedding. 368 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:03,240 I was in it. Your boy was in it. 369 00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:08,920 I see. Man of honor in fact shout out 370 00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:13,320 this is their pawn shop that they own in Paris, TX. 371 00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:15,560 Are they paying us? Are they paying us? 372 00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:17,400 No, I just love the. Shirt shut it down. 373 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:19,320 I'm going to blur that out in post. 374 00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:24,280 It's fucked up. That's not cool. 375 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:25,080 What's your deal? We're. 376 00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:26,720 Live streaming it dude. I don't know. 377 00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:30,400 You're in charge of it all, right? 378 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:36,520 Therapy questions. Therapy question #1 If you could 379 00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:41,880 remove one social norm forever, which one causes the most 380 00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:46,640 unnecessary stress? To remove us like something 381 00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:48,280 that's a social norm, that's annoying. 382 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:58,440 Yeah, some of that would be a relief for everybody burping and 383 00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:00,360 farting. Bro, just let people fart. 384 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,920 Let people burp, whatever. If they got to do it, just do 385 00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:04,400 it. If you get rid of that, it would 386 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:07,840 be stinkier, but at least he'll be like, hey, I'm going to leave 387 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:08,960 the room and I'll fart real quick. 388 00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:11,120 They just, they just, they just tell you and you'll be like, all 389 00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:12,920 right, cool, whatever. That wouldn't be weird. 390 00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:14,920 That'd be great. That'd be fantastic. 391 00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:19,160 That's a good world. It wouldn't smell great all the 392 00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:22,040 time, but at least you wouldn't have the stigma. 393 00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:24,120 Like if you got to fart, like oh man, I can't fart. 394 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,600 And you're stuck in a meeting for four hours because if you 395 00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:30,480 fart, that could be it, Man. You gotta just, you just be 396 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:33,120 like, hey, I gotta fart. Bosses like me too. 397 00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:34,720 You both fart. There you go. 398 00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:41,080 Problem solved. Nah. 399 00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:45,000 Damn. Nah, fuck that. 400 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:48,280 That'll be a lot less stress on everybody. 401 00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:50,080 Lot less stress, a lot more stress. 402 00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:52,880 Bro I got burps and farts coming at me while I'm in public. 403 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:55,360 Get the fuck out of here dude. You could. 404 00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:58,600 Choose to or not, nobody wears. Sweatpants and the fucking. 405 00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:02,960 You could still no listen, you could still be polite and not do 406 00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:04,720 it. But if you chose to not be 407 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:07,600 polite and not do it, it wouldn't be like, woo Hoo, 408 00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:09,240 everybody would geek the fuck out. 409 00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:12,320 It'd just be like, no big deal. So you could still fart in 410 00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:13,760 private. It's not like now all of a 411 00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:16,480 sudden everybody's just ripping at, but it would be at your 412 00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:18,560 discretion. But if you chose to, I really 413 00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:20,720 got to fart, man. No one's going to care. 414 00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:25,520 Not fuck that. Yeah, I'm just doing for 415 00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:27,600 controversy. I did see, I did see a study 416 00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:32,720 that couples who fart in front of each other, it's a sign of I 417 00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:36,520 don't know. How many times is listeners, 418 00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:40,080 have you seen that same stupid shit like because you just said 419 00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:42,480 that that's going to pop up in our algorithms again. 420 00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:47,040 Text me tomorrow when you see that study say that you know 70% 421 00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:50,440 of couples that fart in front of each other a lot happier. 422 00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:52,200 I'm like, what? Like who's like? 423 00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:54,200 I don't know. Do you guys fart in front of 424 00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:55,720 each other? Yeah. 425 00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:57,840 And are you happy? Of course. 426 00:21:57,840 --> 00:21:59,440 Like what? Who's like, what is this 427 00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:01,400 polling? Who's doing this polling? 428 00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:04,200 No dude like I've like farted in my I've like farted in my sleep 429 00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:07,640 and been embarrassed. So I'm saying so just get rid of 430 00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:10,480 the embarrassment. If you do, you do, But you're 431 00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:14,640 not like, Oh my God, you know, is he like my bad and the baby 432 00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:18,720 be like, it's cool. No, the what would yours be? 433 00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:24,560 You haven't said shit. Oh I I wouldn't get rid of any 434 00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:26,360 of them because I'm not a fucking sociopath. 435 00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:29,520 See, that's where you're. That's where you're no fun. 436 00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:33,480 No. Do I say something ridiculous 437 00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:36,280 like farts to stir up conversation? 438 00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:40,960 You say nothing. He was like bitches and then he 439 00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:45,120 said back or whatever. No, some some guy yesterday said 440 00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:48,560 to me, he goes, dude, we should go out and like hit on bitches 441 00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:50,040 together. That I bet that would be fun. 442 00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:53,040 And I go, well, first, if we could start with not calling 443 00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:55,160 them bitches, that would be great. 444 00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:56,800 You said that. Yeah. 445 00:22:57,520 --> 00:23:00,440 What did he say? He was like he said lol. 446 00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:10,520 He's younger, he's younger. I get rid of this is just for 447 00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:13,440 all your parents out there just giving your kids fucking phones. 448 00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:17,240 Like come on, what we got? Yeah. 449 00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:23,040 Therapy question number. 20 I'll be going to social media in 450 00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:24,720 general. Yeah, it's become a social. 451 00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:26,800 Norm yeah, get rid of that media boom, boom. 452 00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:29,800 Yeah. Solved it. 453 00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:33,600 The world would heal itself in like 10 years. 454 00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:35,240 It'd be a completely different place. 455 00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:37,960 Yeah, we just would not know what Trump was up to. 456 00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:42,360 Yeah, he'd be like, how do they not know he'd be freaking the 457 00:23:42,360 --> 00:23:44,640 fuck out? We're just like, dude, dude, he 458 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,520 just swooped Greenland and we had no clip. 459 00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:50,360 He couldn't tell us. He doesn't know how to do a 460 00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:52,320 press release anymore. Yeah. 461 00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:58,680 Therapy question #2 If your comfort zone had a smell, what 462 00:23:58,680 --> 00:24:06,640 would it be? Oh like lavender? 463 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:13,240 I love the smell of lavender. I do and it's like sage or 464 00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:16,880 something man. Honestly love the smell of 465 00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:18,680 lavender. It's probably my favorite smell 466 00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:22,520 like candles or anything. Sage, Lavender, sage. 467 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:31,080 Yeah, Sage, probably. Mine mine would be a won't spice 468 00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:34,360 pure sport body spray. All right, P can't really find 469 00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:41,160 it anywhere. It'd be a throwback. 470 00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:43,920 Throwback spray deodorant. Yeah, I did. 471 00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:48,160 Did I used to say with that like I was smoking, smoking weed in 472 00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:53,840 my car with like my buddy and his girlfriend and I sprayed 473 00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:55,720 that on like on right before we got on. 474 00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:57,960 She is like gave me she's like, what is that? 475 00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:04,120 I'm like bro bro. Oh good, the good shit. 476 00:25:04,360 --> 00:25:07,120 Yeah. Then she's like, actually, I 477 00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:08,360 think I'm in love with you. That's. 478 00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:11,720 What it felt like, I was like, it happens. 479 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:13,840 Old Spice Pierce where body spray never fails. 480 00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:18,520 Happens sometimes it's a side. Effect body spray. 481 00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:22,920 Also red eye, dry mouth, restless leg syndrome and 482 00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:25,360 compulsive gambling or other side effects. 483 00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:28,080 Well, half of that you just get from the weed we smoked. 484 00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:31,800 I I fucking love whenever they start getting into the weird 485 00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:35,320 side effects, if it's anything, and they get like way, like when 486 00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:38,360 they're like compulsive gambling and they get into like weird, 487 00:25:38,360 --> 00:25:40,680 like very specific. What what is compulsive gambling 488 00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:42,920 side effect from? There's a. 489 00:25:43,120 --> 00:25:45,960 GLP ones. This is true if you have there's 490 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:49,800 a used to be a medication for restless leg syndrome for people 491 00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:52,480 that like kicking shit in their sleep that one of the side 492 00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:55,120 effects was compulsive gambling and I was like that's. 493 00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:57,880 So wild. I would I would risk it. 494 00:25:57,880 --> 00:26:01,120 Dude, I hate she. Was going to she was going to 495 00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:04,200 divorce me because I kicked her in her sleep, but then she 496 00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:06,440 divorced me because I lost the house. 497 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:09,160 Like how could you come back and you make it worse? 498 00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:11,160 Like so that's. Worth the risk? 499 00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:14,600 It's worth the risk bro because restless leg syndrome sucks. 500 00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:19,960 Oh no, but that's such a wildly specific like side effect. 501 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:23,040 Like so like to run. This that's when you, that's 502 00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:25,720 when you take the GLP. That's when you take the Monjaro 503 00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:28,880 and then you and you combat the addictive gambling and then you 504 00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:32,440 get skinny too. The Monjaro's gambling. 505 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:38,160 Monjaro like Ozempic, all of it like it like just like it quiets 506 00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:40,440 your mind from the addictive behavior so it's like good for 507 00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:43,760 like any addiction like food, alcohol, gambling I've. 508 00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:45,120 Heard about that? Yeah. 509 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,520 It's basically the miracle drug. Allegedly. 510 00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:55,040 No, definitely, definitely. I I pitched you, I pitched you 511 00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:59,320 like 3 years ago, the fucking Ozempic basket of goods where we 512 00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:01,200 could short like all the fast food companies. 513 00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:03,160 I. Dropped the bomb on Ozempic 514 00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:06,520 early on the spot when I came back from LA seeing my sister. 515 00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:08,400 I know. OK, well guess who lives in an? 516 00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:10,880 Ozempic pandemic. Yeah, you just opened your eyes. 517 00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:12,600 You. Don't live in LA, you live. 518 00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:14,960 Right next to it. Just get out of here. 519 00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:20,200 All the all my dating app like it thinks I do, like that's all 520 00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:22,120 the girls are. All the girls are all out there. 521 00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:27,000 It's that close. I have it set for 45 miles. 522 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:30,600 I think that gets me to Santa Barbara or LA. 523 00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:31,560 I'm right in the middle. Oh. 524 00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:38,440 OK, 45 miles either way. 50 mile radius too. 525 00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:42,360 Far before 5050 was getting too far, 50 was too far. 526 00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:44,720 For some reason. I was like, oh, I was like. 45 527 00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:47,240 that's that's that's. But I'm still getting Yeah, but 528 00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:51,240 it's to be like Marina del Rey, a lot of fucking Brentwood, 529 00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:53,040 yeah. If they drive in, if they like 530 00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:56,880 go shopping, you know, hit up the Trader Joe's that's 50 and 531 00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:59,320 then they end up being like 44. Miles Trader Joe's? 532 00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:02,000 You mean Erdogan? Oh, yeah, Whatever you guys have 533 00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:06,440 out there, Erdogan, the $20 smoothie, right? 534 00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:09,720 Yeah. Unless you know some people. 535 00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:14,920 Unless you know some people, you know Kylie. 536 00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:18,080 I see Kylie and Timothy over there all the time. 537 00:28:19,120 --> 00:28:21,440 I would say don't blow up your plug on the. 538 00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:25,400 On the juice. On the juice, dude, you can't 539 00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:29,000 give up that. J Juicy J over there. 540 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:35,880 One shout out therapy question number two or three. 541 00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:41,480 Mine would smell. Like, by the way, it wouldn't 542 00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:42,880 have a smell 'cause I'm not an 8. 543 00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:44,440 No, I was kidding. I'm just kidding. 544 00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:48,480 Mine would smell wow. I already. 545 00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:55,000 Said it, there'll be question #3 ready. 546 00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:57,120 Yeah, I'll blame it on you, bitch. 547 00:28:57,480 --> 00:29:02,600 If you could only keep one version of yourself, who you are 548 00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:06,320 alone or who you are with others, which survives? 549 00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:12,960 Oh, that's a good one. Who you are with others, right? 550 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:16,800 Because yeah, that's what matters. 551 00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:23,360 Yeah, I mean, as long as. Especially then I couldn't be 552 00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:26,600 then because like, I couldn't be around others anymore. 553 00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:32,320 If you are, if you can, you know you should try to be yourself 554 00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:33,880 all the time. So that's what I have. 555 00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:35,600 Yeah. So if you have that ability to 556 00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:38,160 be yourself when you're with others and be comfortable with 557 00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:39,880 that, then obviously you would take that. 558 00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:46,520 Now if you're if you're like being weird as shit and you're 559 00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:50,120 like 2 faced and you have some secret double life for your one 560 00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:53,080 way when prying closed doors and another way out in the streets 561 00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:55,720 doing whatever, that'd be completely different. 562 00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:58,520 But yeah, I couldn't think of like anytime you'd rather be 563 00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:01,160 like the Unabomber. There's a couple people that 564 00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:04,320 would definitely choose to be alone than be with others, but I 565 00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:06,680 think that's a way smaller list then. 566 00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:12,680 Well, if you were being your true yourself all the time, then 567 00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:15,120 when you want it then when you go with how you are alone. 568 00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:18,160 Because if it's already similar to how you are with others, then 569 00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:20,240 you get the extra well. Yeah. 570 00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:22,000 And I guess it says it's only one of you. 571 00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:25,280 So the version of you when you're by yourself or when 572 00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:27,400 you're with others. So I guess it doesn't specify 573 00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:29,240 that you don't get to be around others. 574 00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:30,280 It's just. Maybe. 575 00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:32,400 Right, right, right. You'll just be like whatever you 576 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:40,160 are behind closed doors. I'm pretty ridiculous. 577 00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:43,720 It doesn't specify. So I would I with others. 578 00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:47,960 Yeah, I'll go with that too, because there's a reason why I'm 579 00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:51,040 the way I am with others, so we'll just stick with it. 580 00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:58,560 That's true. Therapy question #4 If you had 581 00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:03,760 to lose either ambition or nostalgia, which one goes? 582 00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:06,840 Nostalgia. Yeah, for sure. 583 00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:13,200 Because nostalgia is why I like hold on to stupid shit or like 584 00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:15,920 stay friends with people like longer than I should have back 585 00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:18,440 in the day would be like some nostalgic ass shit. 586 00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:21,360 So it's gotten me more burned than it's like helped me in the 587 00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:24,800 long run. It's cool but I'd much rather 588 00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:30,400 lose nostalgia over ambition and just be like a fucking lazy ass 589 00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:31,960 all the time. I wouldn't want to do that. 590 00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:34,840 That's what's dumb as shit. Yeah, I think, you know, when 591 00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:39,320 you lose the ambition, it's when you start dying or whatever or 592 00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:42,360 whatever. It's like when you die or 593 00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:46,120 whatever. I was watching this crystal 594 00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:49,240 cartoon the other day for kids and it was tight. 595 00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:53,120 It showed Bluey and I smoked DMT with this guy and he let. 596 00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:55,080 Me know I've never fucked with DMT, it's too. 597 00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:56,680 I don't want to be out of my mind like that. 598 00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:58,640 And now I don't think I'd die anymore. 599 00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:04,760 They're like, oh, that's great. Same same guy who told me asked 600 00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:09,480 me if to to go ahead on bitches. He's like, he's like, so Andrew, 601 00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:12,920 what kind of drugs are you going to do? 602 00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:16,080 Same guy. I had a guy who worked for me 603 00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:20,120 way back in the day in Austin and he would smoke DMT like all 604 00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:24,880 the time and he would just like rant and ramble about it at work 605 00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:27,520 all day. And then he would come back and 606 00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:29,560 be like, oh ma'am, I can't wait to get home. 607 00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:33,520 I'm like, that's not good. Yeah, now fuck that. 608 00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:37,240 DMT is like what happens to you when you die, so I'll save it 609 00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:38,920 for that. They have a near death 610 00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:41,200 experiences and stuff. Well it's like actually you have 611 00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:43,840 DMT in your body and it gets released when you die. 612 00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:47,880 Or I have a near death experience. 613 00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:50,840 Right get it gets triggered too early. 614 00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:57,960 Yeah, not gonna happen. Yeah, it's crazy how your 615 00:32:57,960 --> 00:32:59,400 subconscious knows that you're almost died and. 616 00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:06,040 It's like, oh shit, this is it. It's going down. 617 00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:09,720 Get them ready. Load up the DMT. 618 00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:15,760 Get this boy high as a kite. And we're about to lose 21 619 00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:17,680 grams. Yeah, because that happens too, 620 00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:20,360 apparently. Allegedly. 621 00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:24,920 According to Benicio del Toro. Yeah, good movie though. 622 00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:28,800 Do you need a break? Sure. 623 00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:35,720 OK, we will be back in a few moments with RT Cole's voice. 624 00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:38,000 You charge for that. What's that? 625 00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:40,160 What's your voice you chose for that? 626 00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:43,640 That's 9. That's your voice, Yeah. 627 00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:48,720 You just auto tune it with. I just like fuck around on the 628 00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:55,160 vocals, like but yeah. All right, you ready? 629 00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:58,080 Yeah, we're back with the topics. 630 00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:04,800 First topic, Joseph. Hold on, let me get it, OK. 631 00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:08,360 You asked me if I was ready. I was just asking if you were 632 00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:09,280 ready. Chill out. 633 00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:13,960 Ain't good. Drill, baby. 634 00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:17,400 Drill me, bitch. This is from NPR by Joe 635 00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:20,840 Hernandez and KERA. The law section, the criminal 636 00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:24,480 prosecution of Nicolas Maduro is underway. 637 00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:28,800 Here's what to expect. So if I don't know how, you 638 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:32,400 wouldn't have heard about this at this point, but we kidnapped 639 00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:38,560 the president of Venezuela. But an hour long operation last 640 00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:42,159 week snatched him up in the middle of the night. 641 00:34:42,159 --> 00:34:45,080 They go about 1:00 in the morning, drop some bombs on 642 00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:50,159 Caracas and then went in there, grabbed him and took him out and 643 00:34:50,159 --> 00:34:52,600 extradited him back to the United States. 644 00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:55,199 I like weirdly woke up while this was all happening. 645 00:34:55,199 --> 00:34:57,760 Like I woke up and like. I was awake when it happened. 646 00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:00,760 Yeah, it was like the bombs. It was like when they was like, 647 00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:03,560 oh, the bombs hurt in Venezuela. I'm like the fuck. 648 00:35:03,720 --> 00:35:06,440 And then I was like, oh, swooped them. 649 00:35:07,240 --> 00:35:12,920 I'm like, great. And you know, So what is your 650 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:17,080 what was your initial visceral response to him being snatched 651 00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:18,240 up? Duh. 652 00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:22,560 Like that was obvious what was about to happen, in my opinion. 653 00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:25,840 I mean, like we were saying that we've been saying it like, it's 654 00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:33,200 like, you know, it's like, I don't know, the tricky part with 655 00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:38,360 this one, like with this is like he is kind of the perfect person 656 00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:42,560 that they could do this to. Like they had a, an election 657 00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:44,840 last year. He lost. 658 00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:49,680 He fucking stayed in power like corruptly, you know, and like he 659 00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:52,880 is, he had a $50 million bounty on his head. 660 00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:55,480 So it's like when people are like, oh, they're going to do 661 00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:59,640 this to Taiwan or to Zelinsky, It's like, well, those guys 662 00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:02,320 like, you know, like the president, Taiwan's like 663 00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:06,280 actually elected, you know, like as you know, popular and then 664 00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:10,160 same as Zelinsky. And like with him, it wasn't the 665 00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:13,440 case. However, that doesn't mean I 666 00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:15,760 don't know if you could just start swooping fucking. 667 00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:17,760 I mean, regime change has never worked out. 668 00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:21,440 This is a rack 2.0 put up the side by side pictures of Saddam 669 00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:24,720 Hussein and Nicolas Maduro. They might as well be Saddam 670 00:36:24,720 --> 00:36:26,920 Hussein. It could be Saddam Hussein, you 671 00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:29,120 know, for all we know, you know, with all your conspiracy 672 00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:31,800 theories coming from Joseph, Yeah, it's true. 673 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:37,000 And it's fucking insane that they, like, all they do is take 674 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:40,160 Maduro out and then but like, put his vice president in 675 00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:42,520 charge. And then like, I heard on Fox 676 00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:45,600 News today that Jesse Waters was saying we've been working with 677 00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:49,160 the VP for a year, for this whole year about. 678 00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:51,440 And it's like, OK, well, if that's true, why the fuck are 679 00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:54,920 you telling us that? You know, 'cause that's then you 680 00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:58,760 just blew her shit up. So and like when you can just 681 00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:01,040 put in the person who won the presidential election, which 682 00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:03,800 wasn't Marina Carina Machado, who's the person who won the 683 00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:06,040 Peace Prize because she was barred from running. 684 00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:08,200 But it was like the person that everybody, it was like her 685 00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:10,480 deputy that they put in support of his fucking name. 686 00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:13,560 But like, he should be the fucking Eduardo Gonzalez. 687 00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:16,120 Maybe he should be the president. 688 00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:19,880 And Trump's like, Nah, we're just going to take the fucking 689 00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:21,560 oil. It's like, dude, what are we 690 00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:25,280 doing? From between 30 and 50 million 691 00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:28,800 barrels are going to be of sanctioned oil, are going to be 692 00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:31,200 taken and brought. Back right, which is 2 1/2 days 693 00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:34,080 worth, 2 1/2 days worth of of of consumption in the United 694 00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:35,360 States. It sounds like a lot of it's $3 695 00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:36,840 billion. It's nothing, dude. 696 00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:39,680 It's just him trying to flex. Yeah, so he said. 697 00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:41,600 You know we're going to take that and sell it. 698 00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:44,600 He's going to sell it. Yeah, he he said. 699 00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:47,320 He said he's in control of it, but I mean, so. 700 00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:49,920 Two days worth dog. That's what I said I was like 701 00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:52,080 this is dumb. This is a rag 2 point O 702 00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:57,600 somebody, somebody's response was like oh like I don't know 703 00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:00,560 took out one of the biggest dictators in the world in under 704 00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:02,680 an hour didn't lose anybody or me. 705 00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:07,000 People of Venezuela seem happy. They're dancing in the streets. 706 00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:09,760 And my response was like look. First of all, we did take we 707 00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:13,560 take just take like injuries for sure nobody, nobody died. 708 00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:16,800 But like the fact that and like killed like a bunch of fucking 709 00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:20,360 Cubans. Like I mean bro, like it's not 710 00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:22,000 like nobody died. Yeah. 711 00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:30,680 If you look at our track record throughout our history, regime 712 00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:35,520 change is not our best. I would not put that on our 713 00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:37,880 album of greatest hits. I think I said that. 714 00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:39,120 Exactly. I'd say it's at the bottom. 715 00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:40,800 I wouldn't even. It wouldn't even make the album. 716 00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:44,120 Not even on the B side like. They'd be pissed like you. 717 00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:45,000 You. That's not. 718 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:46,520 Something that you lose your record deal. 719 00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:49,200 There's not something that we should tote and normally it's 720 00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:52,200 because of we want something that somebody else has and 721 00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:56,240 they're not either giving us direct access to it or we are 722 00:38:56,240 --> 00:38:59,960 sharing access to this natural resource or whatever it is with 723 00:38:59,960 --> 00:39:02,240 somebody else we deem an adversary. 724 00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:06,480 This was several years ago. Venezuela kicked everybody the 725 00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:10,840 fuck out of their country. They took control of their own. 726 00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:14,480 I guess destiny didn't do the best job of it, but they decided 727 00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:17,400 to sell their own oil on their own accord. 728 00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:20,920 They kicked out, you know, the Chevron, ExxonMobil, BP. 729 00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:23,640 They kicked out all the big oil players and just started doing 730 00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:25,640 their own thing. And whenever they kicked 731 00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:27,920 everybody out, that pissed everybody off. 732 00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:30,760 Everybody was pissed. Our government instantly hates 733 00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:33,920 Venezuela. Chavez is a piece of shit. 734 00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:36,200 We need to take Chavez out. He's a dictator. 735 00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:38,640 Like all that rhetoric? He is a piece of shit. 736 00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:41,080 No, not saying he's not saying he wasn't. 737 00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:44,080 But what I am saying is that rhetoric really started to flare 738 00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:46,720 up whenever they took control of their own oil reserves. 739 00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:50,000 And they decided to, they decided selling their own stuff 740 00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:53,920 at their own behest on the open market, selling it to China, 741 00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:58,120 Russia, other people, rather than only selling to us or us, 742 00:39:58,120 --> 00:40:00,920 maintaining like control over their natural resource. 743 00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:04,640 We've had it out for Venezuela. Ever since then, we've been 744 00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:08,280 looking for an excuse to go back in there and take what we think 745 00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:10,560 is ours because like Donald. Trump said no. 746 00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:13,160 No, because like Donald Trump. Said he's saying he's saying 747 00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:16,280 that. 25 you won't be. Just historically not accurate. 748 00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:19,760 But he made a comment where he said 25 years ago we put in a 749 00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:21,760 lot of that structure that they're using. 750 00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:26,680 OK, that's fine, that's fine. But it's like how's it, how's it 751 00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:28,880 our oil in Venezuela? Dude, that's. 752 00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:30,880 What I'm saying it's not, but I'm saying. 753 00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:34,760 You know, and, and also we are not the fucking corporations of 754 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,640 oil and gas companies in the United States. 755 00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:39,760 He talks about it like, like, like we're Chevron. 756 00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:41,960 It's like we're not Chevron, you dipshit. 757 00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:45,040 We're the United States. And it's not even probably 758 00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:48,280 profitable when a oil like a like a barrel of oil is like 60 759 00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:50,800 bucks. We've seen, we've seen lots of 760 00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:53,280 people, I think your microphone is cut up maybe. 761 00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:57,800 We've seen lots of people claim that they want regime change. 762 00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:01,920 They want a specific change when it comes to their government who 763 00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:04,640 they feel like is bad and taking advantage of them. 764 00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:08,280 And then we've seen that happen and it not work out very well 765 00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:10,440 for them. Haiti is a great example of 766 00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:12,360 this. Another one is Iran. 767 00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:16,040 We helped lead a regime change and now we've helped put in 768 00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:19,040 power the regime that we consider arguably. 769 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,880 No, Iran. Yeah, we. 770 00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:26,160 Were down. We were down with the, the the. 771 00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:29,360 Person that we put in. Power. 772 00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:32,600 The person that we put in power that then got replaced. 773 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,960 Well, they had a revolution that a revolution on the shot. 774 00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:38,920 Yeah, yeah. Over the guy so we. 775 00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:42,080 Worked out for a while. We no, it didn't work out. 776 00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:45,600 We let we ran a coup to overthrow a democratically 777 00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:48,360 elected government and that government got overthrown and 778 00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:54,280 now we have a crazy theocratic government right with the I. 779 00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:57,360 Shout out and the top. So whenever we complain about 780 00:41:57,360 --> 00:42:01,280 Iran and the shit that Iran does or issues with Iran, we created 781 00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:02,480 that our own fucking. Problem. 782 00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:03,800 We always create the fucking problems, yeah. 783 00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:06,880 Exactly, I'm just late. I'm just listing off 1. 784 00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:08,840 I know, but OK, well, let me just say this. 785 00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:12,080 This is what the fucking hubris of Donald Trump is going to get 786 00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:12,360 him. Dude. 787 00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:15,040 He like thinks like he goes against all the norms and it 788 00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:17,080 always works out, right? Well, it's like, there's a 789 00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:19,720 reason why we don't fucking do this shit anymore. 790 00:42:19,720 --> 00:42:20,960 It's because it doesn't work out. 791 00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:23,120 He's like, we're not scared of boots on the ground. 792 00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:27,840 We're not scared and like his hubris to not tell Congress and 793 00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:29,280 like just do this shit by himself. 794 00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:31,360 Well, guess what? When it goes to shit, because 795 00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:33,840 it's going to go to shit for sure. 796 00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:37,040 You know, it's like this corruption's been going on for 797 00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:39,360 like fucking 2 decades in Venezuela. 798 00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:44,560 It's got the military involved. You just got rid of of fucking 799 00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:50,960 Maduro, like, but you just kept his whole regime in there. 800 00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:52,000 So it's still going to be corrupt. 801 00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:54,040 And so it's like it's going to go to a shit show, but he's 802 00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:55,840 going to have to own it because he did it on his own. 803 00:42:56,040 --> 00:43:00,120 You know, he was going to oh, fuck Stephen Miller and Rubio 804 00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:02,560 and Hex. That's true. 805 00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:05,560 So my point is he's going to have to own this shit and it's 806 00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:07,160 not going to go well for him. Trust me. 807 00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:09,200 True. Well, I mean, I'm just a bit 808 00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:11,000 late. Listen off some greatest hits, 809 00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:15,880 but so obviously the whole overthrowing the regime of Iran, 810 00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:19,200 there is obviously the most recent that we can think of, 811 00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:22,920 which is Iraq and Afghanistan creating some sort of fake 812 00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:27,840 existential threat to then go in basically for oil, lie about 813 00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:29,840 what it's for, then use misdirection. 814 00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:32,680 Now we're fighting 2 wars. We've done this so many fucking 815 00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:35,240 times. I know to try to overthrow 816 00:43:35,240 --> 00:43:37,920 governments and install loyalists to us and it never 817 00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:40,480 goes well, that's it. And and people were like, well, 818 00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:42,800 they were in and out and now it's over and done with. 819 00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:44,960 It's like, no, we're staying. Like we're not going. 820 00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:46,760 Any so we're running the country bro. 821 00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:49,120 Yeah, like what makes you think that we're done? 822 00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:52,400 OK, Afghanistan, it took us 20 years and we fucking failed. 823 00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:54,000 Venezuela. You think it's going to be 824 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:57,920 easier? It's like an, you know, no, it's 825 00:43:58,040 --> 00:44:00,680 a that's a real country. Afghanistan is, you know. 826 00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:03,840 People and they're like, well, people are celebrating in the 827 00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:06,680 streets, which is stupid because I've said this true. 828 00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:08,720 It doesn't matter who wins, who loses. 829 00:44:08,720 --> 00:44:11,520 If somebody goes down, somebody dies. 830 00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:14,160 You saw with the whole Charlie Kirk thing, whether you agree 831 00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:16,760 with it or not, there's going to be people that are happy about 832 00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:17,840 it. There's going to be people that 833 00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:20,080 are upset. Just like if a government, if a 834 00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:22,800 government official gets snatched up in the middle of the 835 00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:26,760 night, then people are going. To cheer people fucking make 836 00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:29,400 rules about this is because it's not going to go. 837 00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:33,640 Well, but those but that happening is not a litmus test 838 00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:38,440 for the long term impact that that decision like this can have 839 00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:39,720 for us people. Whatever. 840 00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:43,480 Using people cheering in the streets as an example of this 841 00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:47,120 being the right decision is such a stupid argument. 842 00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:52,200 But he's now working with his the VP dude like I did. 843 00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:53,760 That's the whole thing. It's like, it's not like he like 844 00:44:54,040 --> 00:44:57,000 restore democracy. No, it's the same people that's 845 00:44:57,400 --> 00:45:00,320 but like but like one of The thing is people say he's a narco 846 00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:02,400 terrorist. We just pardon A narco terrorist 847 00:45:02,720 --> 00:45:04,880 from the same area like like Venezuela. 848 00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:09,480 Orlando Hernandez, the fucking former president of Honduras, 849 00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:14,080 indicted, not indicted, convicted of of smuggling 850 00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:20,520 400,000 tons of cocaina into the United States. 851 00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:24,600 His brother used to brand his initials on the cocaine and they 852 00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:26,720 pardoned him. And we talked about that a 853 00:45:26,720 --> 00:45:28,080 couple episodes when he got pardoned. 854 00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:32,480 So there's no consistency in how these rules are being applied. 855 00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:34,200 They say as a bounty and a warrant. 856 00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:36,280 Cool. Then why don't we arrest that in 857 00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:37,960 Yahoo? Why are you, why are you 858 00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:40,400 partying it out and hanging out with Viktor Orban? 859 00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:42,800 There's all these other war criminals that you love to spend 860 00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:47,560 time with and idolize. Why is it that is Maduro? 861 00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:50,200 You went after him because like, he danced and mocked you and 862 00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:53,040 told you that there is the I think it was maybe Columbia, 863 00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:56,640 their president with that, with some press conferences talking 864 00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:58,480 mad shit. He was. 865 00:45:58,560 --> 00:45:59,800 He was. Basically like this. 866 00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:01,640 He's out in August having an election. 867 00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:05,160 But yeah, he's been, yeah, he said, 'cause he used to be a 868 00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:08,880 part of like the leftist, like separatist group, like the FARC, 869 00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:12,120 I think. And he goes, he basically was 870 00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:14,800 like, I put my guns down a long time ago, but I'll put all he 871 00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:16,320 said. I'll pick them back up to defend 872 00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:18,160 this country like talking shit to Trump. 873 00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:23,000 Yeah, he made some comment about they're all like PDFs and 874 00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:25,720 they're just trying to keep the Epstein list from being released 875 00:46:25,720 --> 00:46:29,640 and said all this great stuff. Trump, Trump revoked his visa by 876 00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:32,480 the way, back in when they had the UN General Assembly. 877 00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:35,160 And then he like was like talking shit about like the Gaza 878 00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:39,040 policy or he said like, you know what, he was the first one to 879 00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:42,680 say like that you don't have to follow like illegal orders or 880 00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:44,200 something. I don't know, to the IDF. 881 00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:48,360 I think that was him. And anyways, Trump was like they 882 00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:50,320 were. So sensitive about the following 883 00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:52,440 illegal orders, even though they've already been doing 884 00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:55,280 illegal shit. They're really doing illegal 885 00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:57,920 shit, yeah. But he but he, there's all these 886 00:46:57,920 --> 00:47:00,560 clips of Hexa saying that too, like on camera on Fox News when 887 00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:02,480 he was the host. It's like you, he's like, those 888 00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:04,480 are going to try to get him to follow illegal orders, which is 889 00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:06,680 what you can't do. It's like him saying it over and 890 00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:08,200 over and over again. And then they're going to try to 891 00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:11,400 prosecute a Senator Mark Kelly who's like going to run for 892 00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:12,720 president. It's like, go fuck yourself, 893 00:47:12,720 --> 00:47:13,720 dude. Astronaut. 894 00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:16,240 So how do you think this ends up for them? 895 00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:21,320 Not well, bitch in in the words of that's the Jesus. 896 00:47:21,720 --> 00:47:24,520 Christ. No, that's Dorinda says in Real 897 00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:26,680 Housewives in New York. She's like some girl can look. 898 00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:28,760 She's like, how you doing? She goes, I'll tell you how I'm 899 00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:30,680 doing. Not well, bitch. 900 00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:36,280 I love that meme. And then the second one from 901 00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:37,960 your housewives, It's who gonna check me, Boo? 902 00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:41,280 That's what Donald Trump's at right now. 903 00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:43,360 Who gonna check me? Boo. 904 00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:45,880 Somebody needs to. I don't know. 905 00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:49,640 It's funny because like China and Russia are like, ah, fuck 906 00:47:49,640 --> 00:47:51,720 you. Like like release them now. 907 00:47:51,720 --> 00:47:54,040 And it's like, dude, I would expect them to just kind of be 908 00:47:54,040 --> 00:47:57,160 quiet even though that was that's their butt boy. 909 00:47:57,520 --> 00:48:00,320 That's their butt boy. No, China's now cut off from all 910 00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:03,960 Venezuelan oil, which they got like, I mean, it's not like 911 00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:06,440 nothing, but they were getting like a couple million barrels a 912 00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:11,720 day from Venezuela, I think. And so Trump's like, no, not 913 00:48:11,720 --> 00:48:13,800 anymore. I mean, like, it's, I don't 914 00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:16,400 know, dude. Like I don't know who's fucking 915 00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:19,480 like feeding Trump like the pills like, and then convincing 916 00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:21,440 him to do this shit. I can't believe Rubio got it 917 00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:23,120 done and he's talking about Cuba. 918 00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:25,280 That's really what Rubio wanted to do in the 1st place. 919 00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:27,960 This has been Rubio's shit. Stephen Miller just likes this 920 00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:30,200 shit. Trump still thinks like when, 921 00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:33,000 when he's Venezuelans are claiming asylum, he thinks it's 922 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,560 mental like a sane asylum. So that's what he keeps saying. 923 00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:38,480 Like they entered, they emptied their sane asylum and so it's 924 00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:40,240 like no asylum, you fucking idiot. 925 00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:43,440 It is a refugee who's like fleeing violence from their 926 00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:45,560 country there. They need asylum from the United 927 00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:48,400 States in Trump's. Like actually confused by that. 928 00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:51,560 So he thinks Venezuela emptied all the mental insane asylums in 929 00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:53,200 Venezuela. And and that's where all the 930 00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:55,480 refugees are from Venezuela to this country. 931 00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:57,880 And guess what, if you got 8 million was a lot. 932 00:48:57,880 --> 00:49:01,400 Well, when a civil war breaks out in Venezuela, dude, Yeah. 933 00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:05,000 And also like, all these fucking oil companies, like when like, 934 00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:07,400 there's an oil boom in the United States, like they got 935 00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:09,440 like leases in like Midland and shit. 936 00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:11,720 Like they're gonna be like, let me go to Venezuela. 937 00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:17,320 There's a lot of them that aren't wanting to take these 938 00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:21,760 deals because they're like, tentatively, like, OK, So what 939 00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:24,200 happens if Trump leaves office? Exactly, dude. 940 00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:26,680 And it takes like 10 years to like, yeah, it's going to take 941 00:49:26,680 --> 00:49:30,680 like 5 to 10 years to, he said. 18 months, He said he could do 942 00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:31,440 it in 18. Months. 943 00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:33,320 Yeah, dude, whatever. The ballroom probably won't even 944 00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:35,920 be done by the time this dude croaks, like, you know what I 945 00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:37,640 mean? You know, from natural causes. 946 00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:47,280 OK, yeah, the whole thing is goofy. 947 00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:50,240 Now he's talking about Green going for Greenland. 948 00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:53,200 Look like there's rules of engagement. 949 00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:57,040 This is obviously illegal and a war crime Trump's already been 950 00:49:57,040 --> 00:50:00,080 accused in accused of. War. 951 00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:02,800 I wonder when I wonder when the heck does get involved here? 952 00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:06,000 Like, are they going to do that? The US president. 953 00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:08,480 He I mean. We're not assigned, we're not 954 00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:10,000 assigned to the International Criminal Court. 955 00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:14,680 He's allegedly said that if he goes, if he, if he. 956 00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:15,920 They don't win the. Midterms. 957 00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:18,800 He's if he doesn't win the midterms, he's not going to. 958 00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:21,440 He's going to get impeached and tossed out. 959 00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:24,680 No shit. Yeah. 960 00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:29,120 Well, impeached is different than not getting convicted. 961 00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:33,400 You need to get 60 senators. I think they could get 60 with 962 00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:34,680 some of the. Are you kidding me? 963 00:50:34,680 --> 00:50:37,400 He fucking did an insurrection and was not even in office 964 00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:39,360 anymore and couldn't get 60. Mitch. 965 00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:42,080 McConnell didn't vote for it and then went on the floor like a 966 00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:44,840 minute later and said it was fucking guilty and still 967 00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:46,120 wouldn't vote for it. Come on. 968 00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:48,280 Yeah, I don't know. I think he's. 969 00:50:49,240 --> 00:50:52,000 They were in the building when he got attacked, all of them, 970 00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,760 and they didn't vote for it. They were all there a month 971 00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:57,440 before, almost lost their lives like now. 972 00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:04,480 Fucking Q Anon shaman. I think he could get impeached 973 00:51:04,920 --> 00:51:08,800 and convicted. I think it has to get way the 974 00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:10,600 fuck worse, which it probably will. 975 00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:15,320 You think? 100% it's going to get worse. 976 00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:18,560 He's going to get backed into a fucking corner, dude, and it's 977 00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:20,960 going to get worse. Like, come on, we're they're a 978 00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:23,320 bunch of dip shits. The world is fucking dangerous. 979 00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:26,200 It's going to get fucking nuts. He's going to use we're at war 980 00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:28,720 with Venezuela as like a way to crack down on fucking people. 981 00:51:28,720 --> 00:51:29,960 It's like, you know, it's obvious. 982 00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:32,960 Stephen Miller, he's going to get more and more delusional. 983 00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:34,720 Stephen Miller's going to get more and more crazy. 984 00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:38,800 He was on TV doing an interview and it's going nuts. 985 00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:42,040 Yeah, dude, he was like, fuck yeah, we're taking Greenland. 986 00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:47,480 Or it was even a question, dude. My mom's repeated this to me. 987 00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:50,360 She was like, Russia can shoot missiles from Greenland, like 988 00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:51,840 over Greenland. We need it. 989 00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:53,560 I was like, are you fucking kidding? 990 00:51:54,720 --> 00:51:57,880 Stephen Miller said that. To what hit Canada. 991 00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:00,320 No, just hit the United States through Greenland. 992 00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:02,480 We already got a base there. Dude. 993 00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:05,840 Relax everybody. Relax all. 994 00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:14,920 Right, next article. I don't even need to read it. 995 00:52:16,240 --> 00:52:22,280 NVIDIA unveils this article when it uploads unveils self driving 996 00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:26,040 car tech as it seeks to power more products with AI. 997 00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:29,320 The video has unveiled a new tech flat platform for self 998 00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:32,640 driving cars as the world's leading chip maker seeks seeks 999 00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:35,280 more physical products to embed AI into. 1000 00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:39,240 Speaking at the annual CES technology conference in Vegas, 1001 00:52:39,240 --> 00:52:46,920 boss Jensen Han said the system, called AA Mayo or ALPA Mayo, 1002 00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:50,320 would bring reasoning to autonomous vehicles that would 1003 00:52:50,320 --> 00:52:53,880 allow cars to think through rare scenarios, drive safely in 1004 00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:57,560 complex environments and explain their driving decisions. 1005 00:52:57,560 --> 00:53:01,120 He claimed said the video was working with Mercedes supervisor 1006 00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:04,440 produce a driverless car power powered by the tech, which would 1007 00:53:04,440 --> 00:53:07,360 be released in the US in the upcoming months before being 1008 00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:13,240 rolled out in Europe and Asia. Man, what is this now? 1009 00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:17,880 BB CS got a goddamn paywall. Not for me. 1010 00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:19,600 Well, 'cause you're probably looking out. 1011 00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:22,080 I got that privilege. On that Apple news. 1012 00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:25,960 Yeah, I do pay for that and subscribe to the BBCI. 1013 00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:29,880 Mean I had it and then I just got rid of it 'cause I wasn't on 1014 00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:34,520 my laptop anymore. Well, yeah, I've heard about 1015 00:53:34,520 --> 00:53:35,960 this, but I didn't really get it. 1016 00:53:36,080 --> 00:53:41,240 Like they have a new chip. I think they're just looking for 1017 00:53:41,240 --> 00:53:43,320 ways to throw their chips into anything. 1018 00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:46,080 Right, well, I get that. They're just took the fucking. 1019 00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:47,520 Ride the wave. Ride the wave, right? 1020 00:53:47,520 --> 00:53:49,880 Well, of course, like how do you fucking even like have the 1021 00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:53,240 capacity to like whatever their $5 trillion company or whatever, 1022 00:53:53,240 --> 00:53:55,440 that's like, how the fuck can you even make that many chips, 1023 00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:59,400 dude? So what'll be interesting is if 1024 00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:03,600 they produce like a fully autonomous driverless car before 1025 00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:07,040 Tesla's able to like actually. Pull out NVIDIA. 1026 00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:09,360 Yeah. Because like, like the trucks 1027 00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:10,960 are out there. They're they're going from like 1028 00:54:10,960 --> 00:54:14,000 they're in Texas. And then there's Waymo, which is 1029 00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:17,920 like everywhere. But I mean more of like a 1030 00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:23,640 personal everyday used car that would be like trusted in that 1031 00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:25,720 way. That's what that's what you 1032 00:54:25,720 --> 00:54:29,160 assume Tesla would be by. Now, 100% before we're dead, 1033 00:54:29,720 --> 00:54:32,960 people are going to look at us and be like, the fuck they let 1034 00:54:32,960 --> 00:54:39,240 humans drive cars, Everybody 16 and older just get a fucking 1035 00:54:39,240 --> 00:54:40,400 license. Then people are going to be like 1036 00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:42,760 what? Like I like, I believe that's 1037 00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:47,040 going to happen like sooner than later, like because it's going 1038 00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:49,760 to be a fight, you know, or like I think it's going to be 1039 00:54:49,760 --> 00:54:52,880 everybody gets grandfathered in and eventually like you just not 1040 00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:55,240 allowed to drive anymore. But like, if you got your 1041 00:54:55,240 --> 00:54:57,520 license, like, you know. Like within a certain time 1042 00:54:57,520 --> 00:55:00,080 period you're able. To it's like in the NHL you're 1043 00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:02,240 allowed to like, not wear a helmet if you didn't want to. 1044 00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:05,680 Yeah, because you were. You didn't before. 1045 00:55:05,680 --> 00:55:09,640 Yeah, that's how it's going to have to happen because and 1046 00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:12,720 that's how they should do universal basic income too or or 1047 00:55:12,720 --> 00:55:16,320 Medicare for all is just start lowering the age every two years 1048 00:55:17,440 --> 00:55:20,120 until you get until you get everybody on Medicare. 1049 00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:28,080 That's sustainable. Yeah, we spend more money on 1050 00:55:28,080 --> 00:55:30,240 healthcare than any other fucking developed nation per 1051 00:55:30,240 --> 00:55:32,440 capita. It's insane and we get less 1052 00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:34,960 outcomes, or worse outcomes I should say. 1053 00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,920 Yeah. Would you want to be able? 1054 00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:41,160 Would you want to drive your car, or do you want a driverless 1055 00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:43,440 car? Obviously I want to drive on the 1056 00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:51,440 Baby Driver lyricist, but I get how it's fucking retard hard or 1057 00:55:52,400 --> 00:56:01,600 retard retarded. Yeah, not the best. 1058 00:56:05,080 --> 00:56:07,880 Isn't it so funny that that like the president who's the most 1059 00:56:07,880 --> 00:56:10,320 retarded is the one who wanted to bring the bird back retarded? 1060 00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:12,240 I just think. Can we bring it back? 1061 00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:16,920 I want people to be able to call me what I really AM, and that is 1062 00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:20,840 maybe the biggest people are saying I'm the biggest retard. 1063 00:56:21,840 --> 00:56:23,640 There's never been a retard like me. 1064 00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:28,840 Bigley Retard. Crazy. 1065 00:56:30,960 --> 00:56:32,680 Yeah, I would want to be able to drive. 1066 00:56:32,680 --> 00:56:35,720 So if they do that, I'd like you'd want to have like a 1067 00:56:35,720 --> 00:56:38,800 drivable car like that'll be like crazy if you have a car 1068 00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:41,440 that you can drive because at some point, whether you were 1069 00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:44,880 grandfather fathered in or not, all the cars will just not give 1070 00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:46,720 you the option. Right, right. 1071 00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:49,120 So that's how they'll get. Rid it's going to feel like 1072 00:56:49,120 --> 00:56:52,280 tyranny, bro, but it's probably the safer, safer route. 1073 00:56:52,280 --> 00:56:54,200 And it's going to be insane that we fucking did it. 1074 00:56:54,200 --> 00:56:56,520 Otherwise it's going to be like, yeah, like you rode horses 1075 00:56:56,520 --> 00:56:57,760 everywhere. Are you fucking kidding? 1076 00:56:57,760 --> 00:56:59,800 Like it's going to be the same thing. 1077 00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:03,000 And they were like, you walked here. 1078 00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:05,240 Oh my God. I don't know about that. 1079 00:57:05,240 --> 00:57:06,400 I don't know. I think they'll still be a 1080 00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:08,080 premium on like, you know, being outdoors. 1081 00:57:08,080 --> 00:57:11,080 And but I'm just saying whenever you people all had horses and 1082 00:57:11,080 --> 00:57:13,280 someone's like, oh, I walked 20 miles, they were like, you 1083 00:57:13,280 --> 00:57:14,800 walked here all along. Did that. 1084 00:57:14,840 --> 00:57:16,480 Fucking take you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1085 00:57:16,720 --> 00:57:24,840 Took us a day like, you know, Yeah, so article #3 from the AP 1086 00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:28,640 Trump's mobile golden phone remains nowhere to be found. 1087 00:57:28,640 --> 00:57:30,480 This is like the. Craziest thing That's weird. 1088 00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:32,320 We talked about this way back in the day. 1089 00:57:32,320 --> 00:57:33,960 I think it was like, can you hear me now? 1090 00:57:34,720 --> 00:57:37,920 Was the name of the episode we were making fun of Trump for? 1091 00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:40,840 The Trump mobile phone, A gold phone that President Donald 1092 00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:43,920 Trump's family business promised that would be released last year 1093 00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:47,240 remains mysteriously under wraps as the technology industry 1094 00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:52,280 serves up a glut of new gadgets. At CES in Vegas last week. 1095 00:57:52,560 --> 00:57:53,960 Damn. Two different stories. 1096 00:57:54,280 --> 00:57:57,120 Autonomous driving cars, and hey, where's my fucking golden 1097 00:57:57,120 --> 00:57:59,320 phone? When the Trump Organization 1098 00:57:59,320 --> 00:58:02,240 launched a mobile phone service last June June it was supposed 1099 00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:04,560 to stage. It was It was to be a stage 1100 00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:08,280 setter for a new smartphone bathing gold with a $500 price 1101 00:58:08,280 --> 00:58:11,680 tag, a bargain compared to Apple's iPhone models that sell 1102 00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:17,400 from anywhere from 800 to 12. They formally the newly formed 1103 00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:21,560 Trump Mobile, targeted the T1 phone for an August or September 1104 00:58:21,560 --> 00:58:22,280 release. What? 1105 00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:25,960 What's more, Trump Mobile initially halted T1 as a device 1106 00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:30,280 that would be, or initially hailed the device as it that it 1107 00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:34,080 would be proudly designed and built in the United States for 1108 00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:38,800 customers who expect the best. But both the T1 shipping dates 1109 00:58:38,800 --> 00:58:43,360 and US manufacturing's ambitions gladually began to shift even as 1110 00:58:43,360 --> 00:58:46,880 Trump Mobile continues to accept $100 deposits for the device. 1111 00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:49,560 So you can't get it. Nobody has it. 1112 00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:52,000 But if you want one, put 100 bucks down today. 1113 00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:54,520 And. That's a Elon Tesla cyber truck 1114 00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:56,320 move. Yeah, that's crazy. 1115 00:58:56,320 --> 00:58:58,800 Or. Robo the what is it? 1116 00:59:00,880 --> 00:59:05,440 What does he call it? The Robo Taxi or the Robo cab? 1117 00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:11,280 The Roboken. Deborah Bokken, whichever year 1118 00:59:11,280 --> 00:59:15,520 he's like later this year we'll have we'll have it ready to go 1119 00:59:15,520 --> 00:59:17,760 and then that's nothing and then we'll have it ready to go. 1120 00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:19,960 Yeah, but but there's everybody's like put down 1121 00:59:19,960 --> 00:59:22,680 because I think like he made $250 million just from like the 1122 00:59:22,880 --> 00:59:24,560 people pre ordering the cyber truck. 1123 00:59:25,080 --> 00:59:29,080 Yeah, not long after announcing the device, Trump Mobile pivoted 1124 00:59:29,080 --> 00:59:31,120 from the describing it as a phone that would be made in the 1125 00:59:31,120 --> 00:59:34,560 USA to framing it as a device that would be proudly American 1126 00:59:34,640 --> 00:59:37,080 in quotes. Trump's mobile device website 1127 00:59:37,080 --> 00:59:41,320 taunts the T1 is having an American proud design with no 1128 00:59:41,320 --> 00:59:46,040 further explanation. How do people pay for this shit 1129 00:59:46,040 --> 00:59:47,560 man? Why would you do that? 1130 00:59:47,560 --> 00:59:50,560 It's like the Trump watches. Why? 1131 00:59:50,760 --> 00:59:54,520 You didn't get a Trump watch. And there was different levels. 1132 00:59:54,520 --> 00:59:57,720 It was like, why rose gold? Or you can get the X like the 1133 00:59:57,720 --> 00:59:58,920 excellent one. There was like, what? 1134 00:59:58,920 --> 01:00:02,120 The price range was anywhere from like 500 bucks to like 1135 01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:05,400 $10,000 on the Trump watch. It was crazy. 1136 01:00:06,040 --> 01:00:08,440 Like why? Why why? 1137 01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:11,520 I'll never forget when my homie JK was at the poker table when I 1138 01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:14,440 walked in the card room like 3 days after the Trump coin. 1139 01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:18,040 And he's like, he, he knew that I like made money on crypto 1140 01:00:18,040 --> 01:00:21,600 before and, and he's like, yo-yo, show me how to get the 1141 01:00:22,320 --> 01:00:25,440 Trump coin. I was like, no, absolutely not. 1142 01:00:25,760 --> 01:00:28,640 And 40 minutes after I sat down, he was at a different table. 1143 01:00:28,640 --> 01:00:32,440 I looked at it and had gone down 21% in the 40 minutes that we 1144 01:00:32,440 --> 01:00:33,800 were there. And I was like, dude, look at 1145 01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:34,480 this. You would have lost. 1146 01:00:35,960 --> 01:00:40,640 You know, it's like so stupid. Yeah, Analysts believe that the 1147 01:00:40,640 --> 01:00:44,040 shift stem from the from a recognition that the US lacked 1148 01:00:44,040 --> 01:00:46,760 the supply chain and other logistics required to make a 1149 01:00:46,760 --> 01:00:50,640 smartphone for less than $1000, the same hurdles that made it 1150 01:00:50,640 --> 01:00:55,120 implausible for Apple to acquiesce to President Trump's 1151 01:00:55,120 --> 01:00:58,680 demands that the company move its iPhone manufacturing from 1152 01:00:58,680 --> 01:01:01,320 China and India. Later in the summer, Trump 1153 01:01:01,320 --> 01:01:05,560 Mobile began to became more vague about when the T1 would be 1154 01:01:05,560 --> 01:01:08,280 available, but it's still indicated it would be delivered 1155 01:01:08,280 --> 01:01:13,040 to customers who paid the $100 deposit by the end of 2025. 1156 01:01:13,520 --> 01:01:16,240 Said it would target release date was later this year. 1157 01:01:16,640 --> 01:01:19,960 They're not responding to inquiries from the AP about the 1158 01:01:19,960 --> 01:01:22,960 delays or when the device is now expected to be shipped. 1159 01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:26,320 Do you think if we get on Polymarket or calci we can bet 1160 01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:29,680 what will come out first, the the rest of the Epstein files or 1161 01:01:29,680 --> 01:01:32,000 the Trump phone? I'd be like, what comes out 1162 01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:34,920 first, I'm the Trump phone or Grand Theft Auto 6? 1163 01:01:36,120 --> 01:01:37,720 Because that's like a meme in itself. 1164 01:01:38,440 --> 01:01:40,080 Trump Organization, Yeah. They didn't respond. 1165 01:01:40,080 --> 01:01:42,960 The Financial Times recently reported that it was told by a 1166 01:01:43,280 --> 01:01:45,800 customer representative for Trump Mobile that the phone will 1167 01:01:45,800 --> 01:01:50,520 be shipped in late January and attributed delayed because of 1168 01:01:50,520 --> 01:01:53,200 the 43 days shutdown of the government. 1169 01:01:53,200 --> 01:01:55,640 So he's somehow blaming Democrats and the government 1170 01:01:55,640 --> 01:01:57,840 shutdown for why their Trump phones? 1171 01:01:58,200 --> 01:01:59,960 Yeah, for his phone being delayed. 1172 01:02:00,360 --> 01:02:02,840 Whatever the reason it's going it's ongoing. 1173 01:02:02,840 --> 01:02:05,800 Absence from the smartphone market didn't come as a surprise 1174 01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:11,160 to the International Data Corp analyst Franco Geronimo. 1175 01:02:11,240 --> 01:02:14,400 That's bad ass. We have always been quite 1176 01:02:14,400 --> 01:02:17,240 skeptical about this phone. They're probably finding that 1177 01:02:17,240 --> 01:02:19,680 it's harder to build a phone than they thought it would be. 1178 01:02:19,960 --> 01:02:22,960 Let's see if this thing comes out, comes to life or not. 1179 01:02:23,480 --> 01:02:27,440 It's in a holding pattern. The wireless service is for 4745 1180 01:02:27,440 --> 01:02:33,040 a month. That's so corny. 4745 a month. 1181 01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:38,200 47th and 45th President. I think he used to be 4547 and 1182 01:02:38,200 --> 01:02:39,840 then he was got greedy and he flipped him. 1183 01:02:41,160 --> 01:02:46,720 Yeah, so it's it's basically trouble. 1184 01:02:46,720 --> 01:02:49,840 Mobile is selling refurbished versions of older phones, 1185 01:02:49,840 --> 01:02:54,160 Samsung Galaxy models ranging from 370 to 630. 1186 01:02:54,600 --> 01:02:57,080 Maybe they changed their strategy and figured they'd be 1187 01:02:57,080 --> 01:02:59,040 better off just selling refurbished phones. 1188 01:02:59,360 --> 01:03:01,200 So now they just sell refurbished phones. 1189 01:03:03,240 --> 01:03:06,040 OK, well. The crypto company Worldwide 1190 01:03:06,040 --> 01:03:09,200 Financial, whatever the fuck it's stupid name is just merged 1191 01:03:09,200 --> 01:03:13,960 with a nuclear fusion company. OK like the none of it makes 1192 01:03:14,080 --> 01:03:17,560 sense dude. The grift is real. 1193 01:03:18,760 --> 01:03:22,320 It's beyond real, man. All we do is crime, crime, 1194 01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:24,760 crime, crime. Do you think it actually comes 1195 01:03:24,760 --> 01:03:28,840 out the Trump phone? No what? 1196 01:03:28,840 --> 01:03:31,000 What's going to get built first? The ballroom? 1197 01:03:31,280 --> 01:03:35,080 The Trump phone? GTA6. 1198 01:03:35,760 --> 01:03:39,760 GTA6. GTA6 before. 1199 01:03:41,240 --> 01:03:43,520 I get caught up OK, like tell me if this is real. 1200 01:03:43,520 --> 01:03:47,520 Tell me if this is real. First of all, I play GTA one and 1201 01:03:47,520 --> 01:03:50,800 two for real. I saw it like in a gamer 1202 01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:52,480 magazine. I was like what is this? 1203 01:03:54,600 --> 01:03:59,360 But tell me if this is real. So like I on my IG reel, I get 1204 01:03:59,360 --> 01:04:02,840 like clips all the time and I think it's GTA, but it's like 1205 01:04:02,920 --> 01:04:05,480 people are like in towns and there's like people are just 1206 01:04:05,480 --> 01:04:09,320 like acting as if like they're like construction workers and 1207 01:04:09,320 --> 01:04:12,320 they're like doing jobs and they're working at the fast food 1208 01:04:12,320 --> 01:04:13,840 place and like actually serving people. 1209 01:04:13,840 --> 01:04:16,080 Is that GTA? And like, what the fuck is that? 1210 01:04:16,440 --> 01:04:19,920 Yeah, there's. So there's role play GTA, yeah, 1211 01:04:19,920 --> 01:04:22,080 which is where it's like a big massive world where, yeah, 1212 01:04:22,080 --> 01:04:24,400 everybody has jobs and you earn money, currency. 1213 01:04:24,400 --> 01:04:28,080 Doing those jobs and like and there's people are jobs the cops 1214 01:04:28,080 --> 01:04:30,320 and like, but some of them people are getting arrested for. 1215 01:04:30,320 --> 01:04:32,600 Real some of them you earn like crypto tokens. 1216 01:04:32,600 --> 01:04:36,120 There's some people who have like very successful running 1217 01:04:36,120 --> 01:04:37,720 servers. Most of them are like kind of 1218 01:04:37,720 --> 01:04:41,320 MLM scans. But yes, there is like a whole 1219 01:04:41,320 --> 01:04:43,200 subway. There'll be cops that have a 1220 01:04:43,200 --> 01:04:47,160 police station, paramedics, firefighters, shopkeepers, 1221 01:04:47,160 --> 01:04:49,080 waiters. It's like Sims on steroids. 1222 01:04:49,320 --> 01:04:51,200 Sims on steroids? Yep, there's. 1223 01:04:51,200 --> 01:04:54,040 A lot of that's all real. Yeah, there's a lot of rappers 1224 01:04:54,040 --> 01:04:56,480 who have their own servers because that's basically what 1225 01:04:56,480 --> 01:04:59,080 you need is you have your own server and they charge entry to 1226 01:04:59,080 --> 01:05:01,920 the server, have their own coins, tokens, have gangs, their 1227 01:05:01,960 --> 01:05:04,600 own law. There's a whole, there's a whole 1228 01:05:04,600 --> 01:05:08,840 subculture of like gang violence that exists just on. 1229 01:05:08,840 --> 01:05:11,560 I saw some. Like I saw some like motorcycle 1230 01:05:11,560 --> 01:05:13,960 gangs and they're like walking some guy out to like, they're 1231 01:05:13,960 --> 01:05:16,000 going to execute him, but they're like having a speech 1232 01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:19,440 about it, like beforehand how he killed his brother right there. 1233 01:05:19,440 --> 01:05:21,040 And the guy was just like smoking a cigarette. 1234 01:05:21,040 --> 01:05:22,560 And I'm like, why? Why? 1235 01:05:22,640 --> 01:05:25,280 Why are people subjecting themselves to this fucking 1236 01:05:25,400 --> 01:05:27,840 nonsense? And then what's even crazier is 1237 01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:30,320 that there's Red Dead Redemption, which is Rockstar, 1238 01:05:30,320 --> 01:05:33,600 who makes GTA their cowboy game, which is better than Grand Theft 1239 01:05:33,600 --> 01:05:35,360 Auto, one of the best games ever made. 1240 01:05:35,640 --> 01:05:40,240 And in that there's a whole online role play community in 1241 01:05:40,240 --> 01:05:41,240 that. So you have. 1242 01:05:41,240 --> 01:05:44,000 Farm, I think I've seen that. I've seen like shaped plans. 1243 01:05:44,640 --> 01:05:46,680 Yeah, yeah. There's people who will be like 1244 01:05:46,680 --> 01:05:50,640 in there, who will be the Klan, the Ku Klux Klan in a role play 1245 01:05:50,920 --> 01:05:54,960 server out of control. Yeah, it's crazy. 1246 01:05:55,160 --> 01:05:58,880 Weird. Very weird, but I mean. 1247 01:06:00,480 --> 01:06:01,880 Start streaming your boys on Twitch. 1248 01:06:03,080 --> 01:06:05,360 That's what being you know, people, whatever is your 1249 01:06:05,360 --> 01:06:09,040 creative outlet, go for it to. Be the Ku Klux Klan on a fucking 1250 01:06:09,040 --> 01:06:10,880 role play game. Bro 'cause then what if I that 1251 01:06:10,880 --> 01:06:12,920 means I get to? What if I role play as Django 1252 01:06:12,920 --> 01:06:14,640 and I go find him and kill him? I've seen that. 1253 01:06:14,640 --> 01:06:16,440 That's the video I've seen. Yeah, yeah. 1254 01:06:16,720 --> 01:06:19,720 Well, 'cause in we're in Grant and Red Dead Redemption, there 1255 01:06:19,720 --> 01:06:22,520 is. If you're out in a certain area 1256 01:06:22,520 --> 01:06:24,760 at night, you will come across in the game. 1257 01:06:24,760 --> 01:06:26,040 They have the Ku Klux Klan, maybe. 1258 01:06:26,400 --> 01:06:28,400 That's what I saw. So that's probably what you saw 1259 01:06:28,400 --> 01:06:30,920 and then you can like roll up on them, but there are people who 1260 01:06:30,920 --> 01:06:35,800 will do that in. Why do they let that like outfit 1261 01:06:35,840 --> 01:06:40,040 like be played or character or whatever. 1262 01:06:43,920 --> 01:06:46,760 Weird. It's a whole subculture of that 1263 01:06:46,800 --> 01:06:48,120 shit. But yeah, I mean. 1264 01:06:48,120 --> 01:06:49,920 That's like, that's like, that's like when you're doing like 1265 01:06:49,960 --> 01:06:51,760 Civil War reenactments and you're on the South. 1266 01:06:51,880 --> 01:06:54,840 I hope the Trump phone comes out though and it's just some shit 1267 01:06:54,840 --> 01:06:57,600 that's like spray painted gold. And like, it's not going to get 1268 01:06:57,600 --> 01:07:01,080 hacked. Oh yeah, someone. 1269 01:07:02,400 --> 01:07:03,720 Come on. Gum up. 1270 01:07:04,800 --> 01:07:06,320 I mean this is like Boost Mobile. 1271 01:07:06,320 --> 01:07:07,800 For yes, that's like, come on, dude. 1272 01:07:07,800 --> 01:07:09,680 That's like letting Elon put a chip in your brain. 1273 01:07:09,680 --> 01:07:11,760 What are you doing? Boomer Mobile. 1274 01:07:12,640 --> 01:07:15,480 Oh man, this guy, this guy yesterday. 1275 01:07:16,560 --> 01:07:17,240 Never mind. Never. 1276 01:07:17,760 --> 01:07:20,160 No, wait, what? It just makes sense. 1277 01:07:21,760 --> 01:07:25,920 Why didn't No, no, I'm curious. No, I just hit some guy with an 1278 01:07:25,920 --> 01:07:29,560 OK boomer like in a in a group of people and it was it was 1279 01:07:29,560 --> 01:07:34,760 pretty nice. It's pretty nice, he said. 1280 01:07:34,760 --> 01:07:36,640 When he was a kid, nobody had insurance. 1281 01:07:37,320 --> 01:07:38,000 Nobody. What? 1282 01:07:38,120 --> 01:07:40,880 Had insurance. Jesus Christ. 1283 01:07:40,960 --> 01:07:43,240 OK, Boomer Jesus. And he wasn't that much older 1284 01:07:43,240 --> 01:07:44,840 than me. And I was like, OK, Boomer. 1285 01:07:46,800 --> 01:07:48,600 And then I found out later, like he didn't really have a house 1286 01:07:48,600 --> 01:07:53,640 when he was growing up, so. This is very never had 1287 01:07:53,640 --> 01:07:56,760 insurance, didn't have a house like this poor guy and he was 1288 01:07:56,760 --> 01:07:57,640 over here picking on. Him. 1289 01:07:57,640 --> 01:07:58,280 I know. I'm sorry. 1290 01:07:58,840 --> 01:08:02,880 Or he's just like, or he's just got like the same bar sob story 1291 01:08:03,360 --> 01:08:06,040 for attention. I didn't have a house and I 1292 01:08:06,040 --> 01:08:08,080 never had insurance. Oh my. 1293 01:08:08,600 --> 01:08:11,120 God, he's like, back when I was a kid, nobody had insurance. 1294 01:08:11,120 --> 01:08:13,240 That's what he said. And I was like, OK, Boomer. 1295 01:08:13,600 --> 01:08:14,920 That's when you can drink and drive. 1296 01:08:14,920 --> 01:08:19,160 And seatbelts are optional. The last thing? 1297 01:08:19,240 --> 01:08:21,960 Five years older than me. I just put this up from screen 1298 01:08:21,960 --> 01:08:24,560 Rant. It's like the 25 worst things on 1299 01:08:24,560 --> 01:08:27,319 Netflix last year and not worst shows on Netflix. 1300 01:08:27,319 --> 01:08:29,720 And I was just curious to see kind of what they what the fuck 1301 01:08:29,720 --> 01:08:33,160 they were because we're starting a new year so I figured why not 1302 01:08:33,160 --> 01:08:37,720 talk about shitty stuff, right? Why not? 1303 01:08:37,880 --> 01:08:43,920 Why not Foobar? Terrible, supposedly. 1304 01:08:44,240 --> 01:08:48,200 See, Netflix is one of the most interesting things because now 1305 01:08:48,200 --> 01:08:51,319 they throw so much money at projects so that they're just 1306 01:08:51,319 --> 01:08:53,200 like wasting money. It's kind of like Amazon. 1307 01:08:53,200 --> 01:08:55,279 They're just like setting money on fire so they don't have to 1308 01:08:55,279 --> 01:08:55,920 pay. Taxes on. 1309 01:08:55,920 --> 01:08:57,640 That's true dude. They do. 1310 01:08:57,640 --> 01:09:00,240 Somebody in my family liked FUBAR to be honest. 1311 01:09:00,880 --> 01:09:03,160 Really liked FUBAR. I'm almost. 1312 01:09:03,279 --> 01:09:06,359 Back in his first ever small TV series on Netflix. 1313 01:09:06,880 --> 01:09:09,160 Action-packed old school Arnold fans. 1314 01:09:09,160 --> 01:09:11,680 Love they're my sister and my mom like hit hit the family 1315 01:09:11,680 --> 01:09:15,160 group text in like with praying. Like they're like Foo bars. 1316 01:09:15,720 --> 01:09:17,040 Yeah, they were. They were, They were. 1317 01:09:17,160 --> 01:09:20,720 They said it was Foo Bab Foo Foo Foo ablus. 1318 01:09:21,399 --> 01:09:23,439 See. But are these actually bad I? 1319 01:09:24,479 --> 01:09:28,200 Don't know. Space Force. 1320 01:09:28,840 --> 01:09:29,680 I thought people liked that show. 1321 01:09:30,439 --> 01:09:32,640 See, that's what I'm saying is. This I couldn't get into it. 1322 01:09:32,800 --> 01:09:35,840 These are 25 that they like. This doesn't seem like anybody 1323 01:09:35,840 --> 01:09:40,560 hates these. But some of these aren't like 1324 01:09:40,560 --> 01:09:43,880 from last year. These are like 20/23/2020. 1325 01:09:43,880 --> 01:09:47,560 Yeah, these are just the worst ones on up up until the end of 1326 01:09:47,560 --> 01:09:49,520 the year. Mine just keeps taking me out 1327 01:09:49,520 --> 01:09:52,640 now I'm in fubar house. Richie Rich, the TV show from 1328 01:09:52,640 --> 01:09:54,880 2015. That looks pretty bad. 1329 01:09:55,320 --> 01:09:56,160 That looks pretty. Fun. 1330 01:09:56,160 --> 01:10:00,800 Is this all time bad Netflix? Yeah, all time bad Netflix shows 1331 01:10:01,480 --> 01:10:05,600 allegedly because you said fubar sexy beast a unique. 1332 01:10:05,640 --> 01:10:08,240 I I said somebody in my family like it doesn't mean it's good, 1333 01:10:08,760 --> 01:10:10,840 sexy and and that's allegedly anyway. 1334 01:10:10,920 --> 01:10:16,200 Sexy Beast is is in a is second season is an improvement over 1335 01:10:16,200 --> 01:10:18,840 the first, but it still doesn't say much about the unique 1336 01:10:18,840 --> 01:10:23,080 British dating show people. It's like literally Love Island 1337 01:10:23,080 --> 01:10:26,280 or the Bachelor but they dress up in elaborate makeup like 1338 01:10:26,440 --> 01:10:29,720 beasts, like cats and bears and shit. 1339 01:10:29,720 --> 01:10:34,160 What the fuck see and how do you this never pops up? 1340 01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:37,720 Richie Rich from 2015. What about kind of encounters 1341 01:10:37,720 --> 01:10:44,360 with the guy from fucking? This is number 13 the. 1342 01:10:44,400 --> 01:10:48,360 Goop The Goop Lab, which is focused on a different avenue of 1343 01:10:48,360 --> 01:10:54,520 research and products sold by Gwyneth Paltrow's Luxury, Invest 1344 01:10:54,520 --> 01:10:57,720 time in exploring pseudoscience that has already been proven 1345 01:10:57,720 --> 01:11:02,360 wrong. No, I did not watch Blockbuster. 1346 01:11:05,080 --> 01:11:08,680 I have not. But I feel like everything that 1347 01:11:08,680 --> 01:11:10,960 that guy's in like ends pretty quickly. 1348 01:11:10,960 --> 01:11:12,160 High pass. OK, hold up. 1349 01:11:12,160 --> 01:11:15,360 I watched all of high pass. They have a number 5 that was 1350 01:11:15,360 --> 01:11:18,120 great, binged it. Really. 1351 01:11:18,360 --> 01:11:23,680 Binged it and I the guy on the top right. 1352 01:11:24,560 --> 01:11:26,560 Yeah. Whenever I was pool boy to the 1353 01:11:26,560 --> 01:11:30,400 stars, I used to clean his pool. Every Monday was down the 1354 01:11:30,400 --> 01:11:35,520 street. Took out a baby rattlesnake out 1355 01:11:35,520 --> 01:11:37,120 of his skimmer one time. Almost killed me. 1356 01:11:39,360 --> 01:11:46,160 Insatiable or revenge drama about bullying right Series 4 1357 01:11:46,520 --> 01:11:49,880 formerly press sized woman who underwent the complex physical 1358 01:11:49,880 --> 01:11:53,240 transformation after an injury saw her eating a liquid diet for 1359 01:11:53,240 --> 01:11:54,160 the summer. She had a. 1360 01:11:54,200 --> 01:11:57,840 Beauty Pack. Sought revenge on those who had 1361 01:11:57,840 --> 01:12:00,800 wronged. Her and say Bill Robbedo is #1. 1362 01:12:03,200 --> 01:12:05,600 Hold on, I'm out there, yet I'm reading this what you were. 1363 01:12:05,600 --> 01:12:07,240 Reading them all out of fucking order anyways. 1364 01:12:07,360 --> 01:12:09,560 I am. I'm just letting snowflake 1365 01:12:09,560 --> 01:12:11,160 mountain. What the fuck? 1366 01:12:11,160 --> 01:12:15,640 Reality TV turned on its head. Rob Schneider sucks. 1367 01:12:16,160 --> 01:12:19,880 Dude, Rob Snyder is such. What does he do? 1368 01:12:19,880 --> 01:12:22,880 Why does Adam Adam Sandler still have to fuck with him? 1369 01:12:22,920 --> 01:12:27,280 What I really hated is that like this Rob Schneider show was like 1370 01:12:27,560 --> 01:12:31,520 his attempt to be like Curb Your Enthusiasm, and it was really 1371 01:12:31,520 --> 01:12:35,200 corny and stupid and he's a moron. 1372 01:12:35,200 --> 01:12:37,160 Him. Who is it like him? 1373 01:12:37,160 --> 01:12:39,840 Jim Breuer? There's like a, there's like 1374 01:12:39,840 --> 01:12:43,080 some of these comedians that are just like so stupid with their 1375 01:12:43,080 --> 01:12:45,480 takes on stuff. It's infuriating. 1376 01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:49,280 And for some reason, yeah, now people take him serious. 1377 01:12:49,840 --> 01:12:53,240 I'm like the guy from the Animal Deuce Bigalow, male Gigolo is 1378 01:12:53,240 --> 01:12:56,360 telling is who is I take my doctor advice from. 1379 01:12:56,360 --> 01:12:59,280 Get the fuck out of here, dude. Like what are we talking about? 1380 01:12:59,520 --> 01:13:01,880 That actually makes me happy that he's #1. 1381 01:13:02,080 --> 01:13:03,880 Yeah, now me too. That's why I like, that's why I 1382 01:13:04,000 --> 01:13:06,800 that's why I cut you off and said that I was too excited. 1383 01:13:07,680 --> 01:13:10,480 But some of these are crazy like what is this the reality series 1384 01:13:10,760 --> 01:13:15,600 True hours title before for me. Creative political divide 1385 01:13:15,600 --> 01:13:20,080 between viewers presented as a cushy reality series where they 1386 01:13:20,080 --> 01:13:21,960 would live together. Tables return with the medium 1387 01:13:21,960 --> 01:13:24,520 land to survive in the wilderness with no warning. 1388 01:13:25,960 --> 01:13:27,920 It's kind of dumb, but it's a second I. 1389 01:13:27,920 --> 01:13:31,200 Think I try to watch that for like a episode and. 1390 01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:36,160 I Land was ordered by Netflix playing inspiration from shows 1391 01:13:36,160 --> 01:13:38,000 like Lost. Well, that's where You Fucked Up 1392 01:13:38,320 --> 01:13:41,360 series featured several people waking up on an island with no. 1393 01:13:41,520 --> 01:13:42,640 Like Lost who? They were. 1394 01:13:43,160 --> 01:13:45,120 It just started. It just kept going. 1395 01:13:45,120 --> 01:13:48,120 I never saw it. It ended and I had so many 1396 01:13:48,120 --> 01:13:52,160 questions or I was like what? Why is there a bear with? 1397 01:13:52,160 --> 01:13:54,000 Why were they pressing the button? 1398 01:13:54,280 --> 01:13:57,240 There's so many unanswered See. Why is the kid from Stranger 1399 01:13:57,240 --> 01:14:01,040 Things gay? Did did you finish? 1400 01:14:01,320 --> 01:14:04,160 I never saw any episodes, I just heard that from someone. 1401 01:14:04,360 --> 01:14:06,880 I had to finish it. There's so that's something I 1402 01:14:06,880 --> 01:14:09,080 had to finish. I've been trying to finish the 1403 01:14:09,080 --> 01:14:12,600 Ed Gein movie where it's like talking about the guy that was 1404 01:14:12,600 --> 01:14:15,840 the inspiration for like Psycho and Leatherface and all that. 1405 01:14:16,200 --> 01:14:20,120 And it's kind of done like the Jeffrey Dahmer documentary or 1406 01:14:20,120 --> 01:14:23,080 the Duck Jeffrey Dahmer show. But it's fucking terrible. 1407 01:14:23,360 --> 01:14:28,800 It's so incredibly bad. This is a movie about a guy and 1408 01:14:28,800 --> 01:14:31,440 this is a real person. Ed Gein was only convicted of 1409 01:14:31,440 --> 01:14:34,920 killing two people. They found 10 people's bodies in 1410 01:14:34,920 --> 01:14:38,920 his house, 8 from graves he dug up, two from people he actually 1411 01:14:38,920 --> 01:14:44,600 killed. A shopkeeper and a Tavern owner 1412 01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:47,520 murdered both of them. Other than that, like he only 1413 01:14:47,520 --> 01:14:50,680 killed two people. That in this Ed Gein thing. 1414 01:14:50,680 --> 01:14:55,600 He was super weird too in this Netflix show that like got hyped 1415 01:14:55,600 --> 01:14:56,960 up. I never watched it because I was 1416 01:14:56,960 --> 01:14:59,080 just kind of right. It was dumb so bad. 1417 01:14:59,240 --> 01:15:02,720 They've created so many different scenarios that they're 1418 01:15:02,720 --> 01:15:05,080 just splice in parts of like those movies. 1419 01:15:05,280 --> 01:15:08,520 They'll just play like 10 minutes of Psycho and then it'll 1420 01:15:08,520 --> 01:15:10,720 fade back to like what he's doing. 1421 01:15:10,720 --> 01:15:12,680 And I'm like, what are what the fuck's going on? 1422 01:15:13,120 --> 01:15:16,360 And they make him talk. He's like, hey, hey, what are 1423 01:15:16,360 --> 01:15:19,480 you doing? That the whole the whole fucking 1424 01:15:19,480 --> 01:15:21,080 time. That's how this dude talks. 1425 01:15:21,280 --> 01:15:23,960 He's huge. So it starts out kind of weird 1426 01:15:23,960 --> 01:15:27,040 and then it gets really dumb, like so dumb. 1427 01:15:27,040 --> 01:15:29,640 But I'm trying to finish it just like, we're Stranger Things. 1428 01:15:29,640 --> 01:15:32,760 I was like, I have to finish this because I've put too much 1429 01:15:32,760 --> 01:15:36,160 time in just watching three seasons that if I don't finish 1430 01:15:36,160 --> 01:15:37,920 it, I'll just be annoyed with myself. 1431 01:15:38,160 --> 01:15:41,640 So I have to finish it. And yeah, I mean, there's a 1432 01:15:41,640 --> 01:15:45,040 whole, you know, I'm gay now. I can save the planet. 1433 01:15:45,160 --> 01:15:46,600 It's like, cool. Like I mean are. 1434 01:15:48,960 --> 01:15:50,600 You saying that? Are you saying that gay kids 1435 01:15:50,600 --> 01:15:53,560 can't? No, it was just so obvious. 1436 01:15:53,560 --> 01:15:57,600 Whatever he's like yeah you guys like I like girls but not like 1437 01:15:57,600 --> 01:15:59,320 how y'all like girls that's like. 1438 01:16:00,200 --> 01:16:02,200 That's what I I heard it was kind of, I heard it was kind of 1439 01:16:02,200 --> 01:16:05,320 forced and I. Was like, I was like finally, 1440 01:16:05,360 --> 01:16:07,960 like, are we done with this? Because every time it's like 1441 01:16:08,120 --> 01:16:12,480 we're in the car, look, I made this painting for you and us as 1442 01:16:12,480 --> 01:16:14,160 friends. And he like hands it to the 1443 01:16:14,160 --> 01:16:15,560 dude. The dude's looking. 1444 01:16:15,560 --> 01:16:17,520 At it was it was the painting of homo things. 1445 01:16:18,040 --> 01:16:20,880 No, but it was all of them, like fighting some dragon. 1446 01:16:21,120 --> 01:16:23,560 Then instantly he's like crying his eyes out. 1447 01:16:23,880 --> 01:16:26,040 He's like in the back of the car. 1448 01:16:26,040 --> 01:16:29,840 I made you this painting hands it to him, his best friend 1449 01:16:29,840 --> 01:16:31,440 crush. And when his best friend crush 1450 01:16:31,440 --> 01:16:34,360 is reading it, he turns and he's just like bawling out the window 1451 01:16:34,600 --> 01:16:36,400 and nobody's like, hey, are you good? 1452 01:16:36,600 --> 01:16:39,040 Nobody checks on him. I feel like this happens all the 1453 01:16:39,040 --> 01:16:40,840 time with this. He's just crying all the time. 1454 01:16:41,840 --> 01:16:45,200 Like I get it and you know, well, if you're gay, be gay. 1455 01:16:45,200 --> 01:16:49,200 Live your best life. But it was it the, the whole 1456 01:16:49,200 --> 01:16:52,080 conversation was it was super fucking weird. 1457 01:16:52,360 --> 01:16:54,760 It's like they're trying to wrap shit up and they just had to be 1458 01:16:54,760 --> 01:16:57,720 like acknowledge it to move. On I heard a Millie Bobby Brown. 1459 01:16:57,720 --> 01:17:01,400 Is that her name? I heard that she used to torment 1460 01:17:01,400 --> 01:17:08,400 somebody on the set and said that if they cooked him he would 1461 01:17:08,400 --> 01:17:16,160 be LGBBQ. I heard, seriously saw that. 1462 01:17:18,480 --> 01:17:20,640 That's not my joke. That sounds made-up. 1463 01:17:21,320 --> 01:17:25,360 But no, she has like all this lip filler in and like is every 1464 01:17:25,360 --> 01:17:27,640 picture. Every time she's like getting 1465 01:17:27,640 --> 01:17:31,160 serious, she's like, it's like the goofiest shit ever. 1466 01:17:31,520 --> 01:17:33,800 Everybody's like in their 30s now. 1467 01:17:33,800 --> 01:17:35,880 They're pretending to be like 12. 1468 01:17:37,880 --> 01:17:41,320 This this kind of dumb. Well, I never wrapped it. 1469 01:17:41,320 --> 01:17:45,680 Up well, they wrapped it up like they ended it, but there's some 1470 01:17:45,680 --> 01:17:49,680 stuff where I was like but they were like all right, we got to 1471 01:17:49,680 --> 01:17:54,120 go in there our friends about to die and if we don't the world's 1472 01:17:54,120 --> 01:17:55,960 going to end and he's like all right, guys, hold up. 1473 01:17:55,960 --> 01:17:58,520 I need to tell you something. I don't like girls. 1474 01:17:58,520 --> 01:18:02,880 It was like, whoa, like. That was how it was pitched to 1475 01:18:02,880 --> 01:18:04,120 me. So it's I'm glad that you 1476 01:18:04,120 --> 01:18:05,400 confirmed that that's how it. Happened. 1477 01:18:05,400 --> 01:18:08,440 It was just like way out of left field and everyone's like, yeah. 1478 01:18:08,720 --> 01:18:10,680 And like, look, if you're going to live your best life, it was 1479 01:18:10,680 --> 01:18:13,520 just weird. And like, it would have been 1480 01:18:13,520 --> 01:18:17,240 better if you weren't sure. And maybe like the end, he made 1481 01:18:17,240 --> 01:18:20,960 some comment or in the future he was holding hands with someone 1482 01:18:20,960 --> 01:18:23,000 and it was. Like Oh my God he gave us like a 1483 01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:27,440 Yas queen. Well, it shows them like in the 1484 01:18:27,440 --> 01:18:29,080 future. So then if it shows them in the 1485 01:18:29,080 --> 01:18:33,360 future, maybe then he's like with a partner like that would 1486 01:18:33,360 --> 01:18:37,200 have been cooler and most more subtle than just being like, 1487 01:18:37,200 --> 01:18:45,080 hey, by the way, you know, yeah. Well, meditate, bitches. 1488 01:18:46,200 --> 01:18:50,160 Make sure y'all like, follow, subscribe, share, comment, 1489 01:18:51,040 --> 01:18:53,080 whatever. We just appreciate y'all 1490 01:18:53,080 --> 01:18:55,360 stopping by and listening and checking us out. 1491 01:18:55,680 --> 01:18:59,120 Pay attention. You might get snatched up by 1492 01:18:59,120 --> 01:19:02,480 SEAL Team 6 if you. Or you might get reverse iced 1493 01:19:02,720 --> 01:19:05,800 and get get imported into the country from Venezuela. 1494 01:19:05,800 --> 01:19:08,440 Yeah, reverse you got. Yeah, if you're the president, 1495 01:19:08,440 --> 01:19:10,920 you get the royal treatment. We yeah, reverse, reverse. 1496 01:19:11,840 --> 01:19:13,560 We're trying to get Venezuelans out, not. 1497 01:19:13,560 --> 01:19:15,840 Importation. Bring the wifey too. 1498 01:19:15,840 --> 01:19:19,720 Bring the wifey too. But no, just be able to make 1499 01:19:19,720 --> 01:19:21,320 sure y'all just watch around this. 1500 01:19:21,320 --> 01:19:23,760 It's going to get crazy. We still don't have all the 1501 01:19:23,760 --> 01:19:26,720 Epstein files and they were supposed to release explanations 1502 01:19:26,720 --> 01:19:29,120 on the redactions and they did not do that. 1503 01:19:29,120 --> 01:19:33,680 So you know, at least the files quit distracting us. 1504 01:19:36,640 --> 01:19:40,280 Oh God, be good, be safe, stay out of trouble. 1505 01:19:41,720 --> 01:19:54,280 Go fuck yourselves. Shout out someone call it doctor 1506 01:19:54,280 --> 01:19:59,800 because I'm so I'll but on with your guys. 1507 01:20:00,040 --> 01:20:03,800 Drill, baby drill. Drill, baby drill. 1508 01:20:05,520 --> 01:20:55,480 Drill, baby drill. Roll up the khakis ball like 1509 01:20:55,480 --> 01:20:58,320 them athletes starting like the trapeze when they drop them 1510 01:20:58,320 --> 01:21:01,880 trapeze living SoCal but we still go high feet. 1511 01:21:01,960 --> 01:21:04,480 I steal your girl, I steal your wifey. 1512 01:21:04,680 --> 01:21:08,040 Call me the klepto. I get pussy like I work at 1513 01:21:08,040 --> 01:21:10,600 Petco. So will I be sipping on the 1514 01:21:10,680 --> 01:21:12,320 pepto? So sit. 1515 01:21:12,320 --> 01:21:15,760 I'm rapping with a strep pro. Now put your hands up and let 1516 01:21:15,760 --> 01:21:18,240 go. She got 31 flavors with that 1517 01:21:18,240 --> 01:21:20,280 milkshake. She then don't break. 1518 01:21:20,280 --> 01:21:23,600 Don't pretend she ain't. My flow is so great that I make 1519 01:21:23,600 --> 01:21:27,920 you hate Drake. Someone call the doctor 'cause 1520 01:21:27,920 --> 01:21:34,240 I'm so I'll when I'm what you've done, it's drill, baby drill, 1521 01:21:36,080 --> 01:21:39,760 drill, baby drill, drill, baby, drill. 1522 01:21:45,680 --> 01:21:49,640 Mr. 2 shoes bitch slapping 2 Chainz something different like 1523 01:21:49,640 --> 01:21:52,280 I'm rocking 2 brains, you can't see me. 1524 01:21:52,280 --> 01:21:55,840 I think you need new frames. I come home when I'm spinning on 1525 01:21:55,840 --> 01:21:57,680 the mic. Now you desert with a star. 1526 01:21:57,680 --> 01:22:00,800 That's that shit that I like. I shine bright in my rhyme trike 1527 01:22:00,800 --> 01:22:04,200 in the limelight looking at the Shorty back with my hindsight. 1528 01:22:04,320 --> 01:22:07,920 She drop it to the floor and she bring it back up and on the show 1529 01:22:07,920 --> 01:22:11,640 while she build a stack up I make all the rappers clown so I 1530 01:22:11,640 --> 01:22:14,360 crack up. Meanwhile these groupies trying 1531 01:22:14,360 --> 01:22:18,000 to shack up, I fuck them, don't feed them, go I don't cheat them 1532 01:22:18,200 --> 01:22:19,360 pussies. I beat them. 1533 01:22:19,360 --> 01:22:22,760 I'm a feed and I need them. Someone call a doctor because 1534 01:22:22,760 --> 01:22:28,520 I'm so I'll.