What it do, what it do, what it do, it is your boy Andrew
Schultz AK, Mr. Goody 2 shoes and who am I with?
As always, Joseph Huggins AKA old man Huggy.
Talk shit or get off the pod. Episode 207 someone called the
doctor, 'cause I'm so ill. And when I'm with your girl it's
drill, baby drill. Stupid.
Welcome, motherfuckers. Someone call it doctor because
I'm so I'll but on with your guys.
Drill, baby drill. Drill, baby drill.
Well, I want you guys this drill
baby drill. I'm all about the girls.
So they call me Lena Dunham. She a badass bitch.
I'm a Wiener coming. She a fly bird who like to be
humming big shit shows blowing up the plumbing for rum.
Bum bum bum. You the boy drumming.
Call me for the dump of the rap game.
I'm running this run for this run and this drill baby drill.
Serving buses 1 by 1. Every rhyme I kill.
Someone call it Doctor 'cause I'm so I'll.
Why don't let you go this Drill Betty drill, Drill Betty drill.
Great intro, how are you Sir? Thank you and for the audio you
just heard Drill Baby Drill by Mr. Goody 2 shoes so.
Plug in, plug in his own stuff. Plug in the plug, I plug the
plug, I plug the plug's plug. Motherfucker.
Kind of. Kind of when I live in Santa
Monica, kind of, you know. Yeah, yeah.
How are you? Good work's getting stressful,
but I'm doing good. Things are chill.
Kind of done with the yard. Was able to get rid of a bunch
of like junk and shit. I found out like a pretty sweet
way to get rid of some junk and I've got some fucking awesome
neighbors. This dude's just crazy.
This guy who lives like 2 doors from me, super nice.
He's got everything. I was like oh I'm trying to cut
the stone but I'll get a saw. I was like, I got 1 and he'll
just come back and give me like some massive stone saw or be
like I was like, hey, do you have a ladder?
I'm trying to hang like some lights and like a ring camera or
something. He's like what do you need?
I got 40 foot 30 foot 35 foot 28 slant.
He was named it off all these different.
I was like, how many fucking ladders does this guy have?
Yeah, I'll just take the. 8 foot need so many ladders is the real
question. I got the 8 foot too short so
for some of these limbs they'd be up there.
Dude I got a jungle but no so that was chill though.
Meaning that you that you were too short.
Not because the 8 foot wasn't long enough to get you up there,
no. It's actually like I could maybe
get it just seems dangerous and I'm the last thing I want to do
is like we found I'd be found like dead in like my front yard
because I was cutting a tree limb by myself and like fell on
a saw like that would be shitty. So I'd much rather like that's
what if I'm going up more than like 15 feet, I'm playing it
safe always. I'm like, I've watched final
destination jeepers creepers. I mean, if I can't climb the
tree and safely sit in the tree because there's some of those,
they're all straddling a tree like a tree rolling like ring,
like chopping shit down. That was tight, but I mean, you
know, I'm not going out super far on the limb.
I'm going to stay. I'm going to, you know, stay
grounded, get down safe for the future.
I just don't like to see, I don't like to see you up in
trees in general in Texas. Obama.
Obama in 2028 we coming. But that was good to get rid of
all that shit 'cause I was stressing me out to just be done
with it. What I've been trying to do,
like with this yard thing is it's been a challenge to like
finish projects, like start stuff that are huge.
Like I ripped up my entire backyard and it's like, oh shit,
I actually have like I have to finish piercing this back
together. Otherwise I just have like a
shitty backyard, you know? So it's been doing those things
in increments and it's starting to get colder.
So I think I'm done. I've been saying that for a
while. As Colin Powell would say, the
potty Pottery Barn philosophy, you break it, you buy it, you,
you, you start on your backyard. You got to finish it otherwise.
Well, and I bought it and it was like a fucking jungle anyway, so
it was actually worse. So even when I tore it up, it
probably looked better, but it just would have driven me
insane. So at least I'm to a stopping
point now. So it looks good, everything's
looks great, but there's nothing planted, but at least it looks
good so I can stop and then you know what I'm saying?
I got to go to the attic. We going, we going up.
We going up and in. I got to do some shit.
Yeah, man. I mean, I've it's been
therapeutic doing getting shit done has been therapeutic.
So now I'm going to start doing some weird wood shit.
I'm going to see if I can see like.
Some weird wood shit. Well, just like, I don't know, I
mean, I'm figuring this shit out as I go along, but like that's
why the the house, my whole attic is like one big, one big
ass space. Like it's fucking huge.
It's one big space. So I and there's not really any
boards. There's a couple like flimsy
shitty boards up there and then it's random shit, dude.
It's like a old door, the cabinet door, like to like make
your way like through there. It is like, I don't know, some
trippy ass scary dream like where you're walking across a
Cliff on random objects like it's really sketchy.
So I want to like clean out this one section, get this old radio
antenna or this like ATV antenna out.
There's like this massive crazy space alien looking shit in
there. Get that out and then like
slowly start to redo the insulation and put some plywood
over it so it's actually like walkable and not like a sketch
show. It's kind of my goal.
We'll see like how far I get with it.
But if it's I can't do that shit in the summer.
It's too hot. Gotta wait till it cools down.
So I figured now's that time. Spiders.
More spiders are dead now than they've ever been dead.
Like you ain't going to catch my black ass up there in the
summer, spiders. Because you killed them.
I thought you were trying to say it's like a like a bee
phenomenon. Like they, you know what I'm
saying? Spiders alone.
I don't fuck with spiders unless they're in my house or on my
property. Then they got to go.
See backyard, I leave them alone.
There was a there was a shit toe.
No, because there was this like this time, right, all those
rocks in the back and it was just like Black Widow city, bro,
just like big ass black widows everywhere.
And if I found came across a Black Widow like you're, you're
done son. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Like that, you got that coming, that's coming in spades.
But there was some like wild ass looking tarantulas.
I don't know, just because that's what I was dealing that
day, you know what I'm saying? New dealer comes on at six back
up. But no, but there was like big
ass tarantulas. Don't really fuck with them.
Leave them alone. But if I saw a tarantula in my
house, like it's on site, if they're in the house, it's on
site with a spider, anytime. Spider, not so much like a
honeybee or something. A wasp on site.
A mosquito. Who the motherfuck took my
motherfucking lighter? Look at that whole bitch over
there. Don't you look like a spider?
And that's like the that song. That song wasn't on Spotify or
any streaming for the longest time.
I'm telling you, I know it is now, but for like 10 or 12
years, I swear I just kept like looking up that song, just kept
looking it up to see if it would pop up.
And you know, you'd always find somebody's like shitty playlist
that's titled the song, but it's a bunch of other songs that are
but not the song you want. Like.
Fuck this guy, but shout out to the people who keep putting shit
back up. That's from King Gizzard and the
Lizard Wizard. They just did that.
Like I had AI, went and saw them live and then I put together
their set list into a playlist and I got and I got to play it
and it's empty. And then they took all their
shit off Spotify. What's that?
People be doing that, But yeah, no.
So I'm going to go up there and, you know, if I see any spiders
on site and then I'm going to try to like get like the, I
don't know, like the pink lung or some shit, like I don't know,
I'm going to be fighting the insulation kind of creeps me.
Out lung. What's that?
Well. The pink foam.
For what you know. What I'm saying from like
insulation, because I'm going to try to do my clean up the
insulation dog, but I thought I'm done.
I'm going to know how to do Earth thing and then.
You're going to start flipping houses.
You're going to flip your way to South Lake.
Flip my way to Flip my way to Westlake, Westlake, Northlake,
Westlake. I'm gonna be on the outskirts.
I'm gonna be in the houses that own the houses.
That own the houses the plus. Are we buying Vicaro?
Putin chef?
Would you be Putin chef? Absolutely not.
No, that would literally be called treason, Joseph.
OK, let's say it's not 5050 shot.
You survive. What?
I don't want to fucking serve Russian food?
Are you fucking kidding? No, he wants American bang.
He wants he wants nothing but American bangers.
Can't do it, Putin. Can't do it.
When you and I are your first, you and I are going shirtless on
a fucking horseback. No saddle.
Oh.
Wow, no weapons. We're going down to Siberia,
bro. One of us is coming back and
it's not going to be you calling my shot.
Putin. I see you moving up in the
rankings. Moscow holler at your boys.
It's. Really weird.
I don't get fucked. It was in the shit on the front
lines dog. Both Russia and Ukraine top 10.
How do you think they take that? I don't give a fuck how he takes
it dude. He takes it in the ass is what
he how he takes. It sounds like him a horseback.
That's why he's got a he's got a loose butt.
He's got a loose butt hole. He just shit his pants falling
down the stairs. Dude.
Grandpa for real? Yeah, how are you, that's what.
Pergosian used to call him grandpa.
That's true. No, but I was talking about
pergosian to somebody. Shot out front of the pod.
Yeah, I mean, we know. You with all the atrocities you
like. We know you out there, jungles
of the jungles of the Congo with some stolen gold.
No, but I did just watch a whole documentary on the Wagner group
Vice did like a year ago. How was it?
Yeah, You know, it's whatever, You know, it's like they like
they, they try to like, you know, try to say it doesn't
exist. And then it's like, obviously it
does. And then like he's like, call
this Chopin, call this Mozart, call this they started naming.
It's like, no, dude, you guys are called Wagner because that
was fucking Hitler's favorite like composer.
Like that's just stick to the script.
They don't. They have like a big ass office
building. Dude, you know progression just
got. You know, no, I know that's
like. You, you couldn't he he is the
George Santos of Russia. Just don't give George Santos a
militia dude. That's why I sent him out to
Africa. Dude, Pergosian's alive.
George Santos, 20. Well, even they even say that in
the in the documentary, they're like if like like in the intro,
it's like somebody's like, even if he's still alive, his
political like life in Russia is over.
And I was like, what do you mean?
Even if he's still alive, get the fuck out of here.
He's obviously. He could be.
Why would he be?
Why wouldn't he be? Because Putin didn't want him to
be ABS saw his fucking plane fall out of the sky.
That was crazy. Body double, Body triple, Dude,
everybody knew he had body double.
Why? Would he keep it quiet?
He just said that's how he wants to go.
Russia. Is have it be mysterious?
Like am I actually dead? Am I alive?
Was it a body? Double I wouldn't was I all up
on instead of fake death? You know, like, dude, if you
were going to die, die like DB Cooper, like who was he?
Where did that happen to the money?
That'd be tight. Like so Porgoshin's like he.
He died with mystery. Because there is he.
Was about to he was about to take over the Russian Federation
bro and he just dies of mystery on like on purpose.
No, he blew up on a plane. No, but what I'm saying is maybe
he went underground, maybe he went to Hollow inside Hollow
Earth and he's hiding out. No.
It's possible. You're giving that dipshit way
too much credit, dude. No, that's the people of.
If he was an American, he would have made it all the way to the
the. Reptilian shape shifters in the
hollow earth. He's a war criminal rapist.
Yeah. I mean, there's yeah, Yeah.
Yep. There you go.
You're hearing about a lot of those lately.
Yeah. Everything else is good though.
Vibes. Vibes are good.
OK, want to do therapy? Sure.
What do you think? Man, you got have you just got
your vibes good? It's the most cow vibes shit
I've. Ever heard you asked me?
Bro vibes are good, Tie tie vibes good fish tacos.
Fish tacos down bro. Like we're out.
We're vibing dude. We might hit the walk later.
Just board it, you know, long board it.
Hit up the pack Sun. That's the solution.
Sometimes the Lulu is the Solulu.
You know what I'm saying? There's some new bluey vans I'm
really trying to cop bro. You know I only make custom
bands. I love bluey dude.
Who the fuck loves Bluey? Doesn't have a child.
I don't even know what Bluey was up until like a week ago.
Yeah, I still don't even know what it is.
Is it a whale? No, it's a healer.
See what I'm saying? You see what I'm?
Saying it's all these different dogs, this type, it's type A.
Healer. I thought it was like a cartoon.
No, it is a cartoon, but it's like a cartoon of like a blue
heeler, I believe. A.
A dog A. Healer dog like a healer like a
healer like out here in California type shit crystals.
Hey, man. That's what I thought you I
thought you meant. Hey kids, welcome to another
episode of Bluey. A dog dealer.
Today we're going to smoke some DNT, shoot up, talk to the
elves, come back and make friendship bracelets.
All right, y'all. Fuck yeah, dude.
Have your parents left the room? Cool.
Let's talk about how the educational system in the
government have been corrupting you from the start and they're
never going to stop. You'd be like, what?
Mail time? No, but it'd be like bowl time
or something. How much blue have you watched
in your life? Crystal Time.
I'm just imagining like something like blue.
I've none actually, I don't even know like how you'd watch it,
but kids be rocking kids, kids be rocking the bluey, bro, kids
be rocking bluey. I'm like, well, that shirt's
kind of dope, like bluey. Look at these Jays, Bluey.
But is that weird sticker on the back of that car bluey?
I mean. You know, I don't know dude, if
I'm like 39 which I just turned and I'm rocking bluey and I
don't have a kid, seems weird. Well, yeah, you're on a list or
you should be. We should be looking into like
you should be filled out an application to be on the.
List. It's like, it's like a
children's playground. They have to sign you.
It's like you're not allowed here.
If you without a kid you know that type of shit.
I just read here, you're like, sure dude, like whatever.
Your house is 750 feet away from the school 'cause you're not
allowed on the school. Get out of here, dude.
What do you mean? Yeah, but shout out Blue
teaching the youth. Is, is it teaching the youth?
Is it like Dora? Dora I mean.
By Dora I mean Dora the Explorer.
Door was tight, Dora held it down for a bit.
Blue's Clues is always classic. Blue's Clues is lit.
Loose Loose is lit because of rhymes with Mr. Goody 2 shoes,
so I like to use it and rhymes. Well, and then whenever, what
was it like the guy who originally, like, it was kind of
tired that the guy who was playing the original Steve was
just like, wild as fuck. So I mean, he had like a sick
job. He's like, yeah, I stand in
front of a green screen. I talked to imaginary Blue Dog,
a salt and pepper shaker, a mailbox.
Like, it's pretty lit. That kid was making a shit ton
of money. I mean, he's like.
I feel like like there was controversy with him, right?
Like he, he. Was died or something?
Or was he doing dreads? I don't know what happened to
the Blues guy. What?
I think he's hanging out with like Jared from Subway or
something, no? I hope not.
But I think anybody's hanging out with, I don't think
anybody's hanging out with that dude.
I think that's that's solitary. Yeah, left the show in 2002 to
produce to pursue music because he was balding and wanted to
move on from the kid show. He later said he struggled with
depression since return. Yeah, so he dipped because he
was. I know they brought him back for
an episode like way back later, but yeah, he was just going bald
and he was like, damn, bro, I can't.
I remember. There was all sorts of rumors,
though. It was like, is he on drugs?
He's on heroin now. One thing I do remember back in
the day, there was those commercials where it was like,
dude, you're getting Adele, bro. Do you remember those
commercials with the dude you're getting Adele guy?
It was Dell computer commercials and he got caught.
He got arrested with weed and he like lost his spray.
It was a huge fucking deal. They're like the dude you're
getting Adele guy caught with marijuana.
It was a huge fucking deal back in the day.
Maybe. In Texas, because like that's
where Dell's like headquartered. I don't remember this.
Maybe I mean Dell, but this is, you know, Dell computers aren't.
No, I get it. But I but.
It was like they. Are kind of a Texas thing.
They're based out of Austin, but no.
They're in the bottom of your cup, right there at the very no
at the very bottom. Yeti.
Yeah. This is a gift from a wedding.
Really. You got a gift from the wedding.
I was in it. Your boy was in it.
I see. Man of honor in fact shout out
this is their pawn shop that they own in Paris, TX.
Are they paying us? Are they paying us?
No, I just love the. Shirt shut it down.
I'm going to blur that out in post.
It's fucked up. That's not cool.
What's your deal? We're.
Live streaming it dude. I don't know.
You're in charge of it all, right?
Therapy questions. Therapy question #1 If you could
remove one social norm forever, which one causes the most
unnecessary stress? To remove us like something
that's a social norm, that's annoying.
Yeah, some of that would be a relief for everybody burping and
farting. Bro, just let people fart.
Let people burp, whatever. If they got to do it, just do
it. If you get rid of that, it would
be stinkier, but at least he'll be like, hey, I'm going to leave
the room and I'll fart real quick.
They just, they just, they just tell you and you'll be like, all
right, cool, whatever. That wouldn't be weird.
That'd be great. That'd be fantastic.
That's a good world. It wouldn't smell great all the
time, but at least you wouldn't have the stigma.
Like if you got to fart, like oh man, I can't fart.
And you're stuck in a meeting for four hours because if you
fart, that could be it, Man. You gotta just, you just be
like, hey, I gotta fart. Bosses like me too.
You both fart. There you go.
Problem solved. Nah.
Damn. Nah, fuck that.
That'll be a lot less stress on everybody.
Lot less stress, a lot more stress.
Bro I got burps and farts coming at me while I'm in public.
Get the fuck out of here dude. You could.
Choose to or not, nobody wears. Sweatpants and the fucking.
You could still no listen, you could still be polite and not do
it. But if you chose to not be
polite and not do it, it wouldn't be like, woo Hoo,
everybody would geek the fuck out.
It'd just be like, no big deal. So you could still fart in
private. It's not like now all of a
sudden everybody's just ripping at, but it would be at your
discretion. But if you chose to, I really
got to fart, man. No one's going to care.
Not fuck that. Yeah, I'm just doing for
controversy. I did see, I did see a study
that couples who fart in front of each other, it's a sign of I
don't know. How many times is listeners,
have you seen that same stupid shit like because you just said
that that's going to pop up in our algorithms again.
Text me tomorrow when you see that study say that you know 70%
of couples that fart in front of each other a lot happier.
I'm like, what? Like who's like?
I don't know. Do you guys fart in front of
each other? Yeah.
And are you happy? Of course.
Like what? Who's like, what is this
polling? Who's doing this polling?
No dude like I've like farted in my I've like farted in my sleep
and been embarrassed. So I'm saying so just get rid of
the embarrassment. If you do, you do, But you're
not like, Oh my God, you know, is he like my bad and the baby
be like, it's cool. No, the what would yours be?
You haven't said shit. Oh I I wouldn't get rid of any
of them because I'm not a fucking sociopath.
See, that's where you're. That's where you're no fun.
No. Do I say something ridiculous
like farts to stir up conversation?
You say nothing. He was like bitches and then he
said back or whatever. No, some some guy yesterday said
to me, he goes, dude, we should go out and like hit on bitches
together. That I bet that would be fun.
And I go, well, first, if we could start with not calling
them bitches, that would be great.
You said that. Yeah.
What did he say? He was like he said lol.
He's younger, he's younger. I get rid of this is just for
all your parents out there just giving your kids fucking phones.
Like come on, what we got? Yeah.
Therapy question number. 20 I'll be going to social media in
general. Yeah, it's become a social.
Norm yeah, get rid of that media boom, boom.
Yeah. Solved it.
The world would heal itself in like 10 years.
It'd be a completely different place.
Yeah, we just would not know what Trump was up to.
Yeah, he'd be like, how do they not know he'd be freaking the
fuck out? We're just like, dude, dude, he
just swooped Greenland and we had no clip.
He couldn't tell us. He doesn't know how to do a
press release anymore. Yeah.
Therapy question #2 If your comfort zone had a smell, what
would it be? Oh like lavender?
I love the smell of lavender. I do and it's like sage or
something man. Honestly love the smell of
lavender. It's probably my favorite smell
like candles or anything. Sage, Lavender, sage.
Yeah, Sage, probably. Mine mine would be a won't spice
pure sport body spray. All right, P can't really find
it anywhere. It'd be a throwback.
Throwback spray deodorant. Yeah, I did.
Did I used to say with that like I was smoking, smoking weed in
my car with like my buddy and his girlfriend and I sprayed
that on like on right before we got on.
She is like gave me she's like, what is that?
I'm like bro bro. Oh good, the good shit.
Yeah. Then she's like, actually, I
think I'm in love with you. That's.
What it felt like, I was like, it happens.
Old Spice Pierce where body spray never fails.
Happens sometimes it's a side. Effect body spray.
Also red eye, dry mouth, restless leg syndrome and
compulsive gambling or other side effects.
Well, half of that you just get from the weed we smoked.
I I fucking love whenever they start getting into the weird
side effects, if it's anything, and they get like way, like when
they're like compulsive gambling and they get into like weird,
like very specific. What what is compulsive gambling
side effect from? There's a.
GLP ones. This is true if you have there's
a used to be a medication for restless leg syndrome for people
that like kicking shit in their sleep that one of the side
effects was compulsive gambling and I was like that's.
So wild. I would I would risk it.
Dude, I hate she. Was going to she was going to
divorce me because I kicked her in her sleep, but then she
divorced me because I lost the house.
Like how could you come back and you make it worse?
Like so that's. Worth the risk?
It's worth the risk bro because restless leg syndrome sucks.
Oh no, but that's such a wildly specific like side effect.
Like so like to run. This that's when you, that's
when you take the GLP. That's when you take the Monjaro
and then you and you combat the addictive gambling and then you
get skinny too. The Monjaro's gambling.
Monjaro like Ozempic, all of it like it like just like it quiets
your mind from the addictive behavior so it's like good for
like any addiction like food, alcohol, gambling I've.
Heard about that? Yeah.
It's basically the miracle drug. Allegedly.
No, definitely, definitely. I I pitched you, I pitched you
like 3 years ago, the fucking Ozempic basket of goods where we
could short like all the fast food companies.
I. Dropped the bomb on Ozempic
early on the spot when I came back from LA seeing my sister.
I know. OK, well guess who lives in an?
Ozempic pandemic. Yeah, you just opened your eyes.
You. Don't live in LA, you live.
Right next to it. Just get out of here.
All the all my dating app like it thinks I do, like that's all
the girls are. All the girls are all out there.
It's that close. I have it set for 45 miles.
I think that gets me to Santa Barbara or LA.
I'm right in the middle. Oh.
OK, 45 miles either way. 50 mile radius too.
Far before 5050 was getting too far, 50 was too far.
For some reason. I was like, oh, I was like. 45
that's that's that's. But I'm still getting Yeah, but
it's to be like Marina del Rey, a lot of fucking Brentwood,
yeah. If they drive in, if they like
go shopping, you know, hit up the Trader Joe's that's 50 and
then they end up being like 44. Miles Trader Joe's?
You mean Erdogan? Oh, yeah, Whatever you guys have
out there, Erdogan, the $20 smoothie, right?
Yeah. Unless you know some people.
Unless you know some people, you know Kylie.
I see Kylie and Timothy over there all the time.
I would say don't blow up your plug on the.
On the juice. On the juice, dude, you can't
give up that. J Juicy J over there.
One shout out therapy question number two or three.
Mine would smell. Like, by the way, it wouldn't
have a smell 'cause I'm not an 8.
No, I was kidding. I'm just kidding.
Mine would smell wow. I already.
Said it, there'll be question #3 ready.
Yeah, I'll blame it on you, bitch.
If you could only keep one version of yourself, who you are
alone or who you are with others, which survives?
Oh, that's a good one. Who you are with others, right?
Because yeah, that's what matters.
Yeah, I mean, as long as. Especially then I couldn't be
then because like, I couldn't be around others anymore.
If you are, if you can, you know you should try to be yourself
all the time. So that's what I have.
Yeah. So if you have that ability to
be yourself when you're with others and be comfortable with
that, then obviously you would take that.
Now if you're if you're like being weird as shit and you're
like 2 faced and you have some secret double life for your one
way when prying closed doors and another way out in the streets
doing whatever, that'd be completely different.
But yeah, I couldn't think of like anytime you'd rather be
like the Unabomber. There's a couple people that
would definitely choose to be alone than be with others, but I
think that's a way smaller list then.
Well, if you were being your true yourself all the time, then
when you want it then when you go with how you are alone.
Because if it's already similar to how you are with others, then
you get the extra well. Yeah.
And I guess it says it's only one of you.
So the version of you when you're by yourself or when
you're with others. So I guess it doesn't specify
that you don't get to be around others.
It's just. Maybe.
Right, right, right. You'll just be like whatever you
are behind closed doors. I'm pretty ridiculous.
It doesn't specify. So I would I with others.
Yeah, I'll go with that too, because there's a reason why I'm
the way I am with others, so we'll just stick with it.
That's true. Therapy question #4 If you had
to lose either ambition or nostalgia, which one goes?
Nostalgia. Yeah, for sure.
Because nostalgia is why I like hold on to stupid shit or like
stay friends with people like longer than I should have back
in the day would be like some nostalgic ass shit.
So it's gotten me more burned than it's like helped me in the
long run. It's cool but I'd much rather
lose nostalgia over ambition and just be like a fucking lazy ass
all the time. I wouldn't want to do that.
That's what's dumb as shit. Yeah, I think, you know, when
you lose the ambition, it's when you start dying or whatever or
whatever. It's like when you die or
whatever. I was watching this crystal
cartoon the other day for kids and it was tight.
It showed Bluey and I smoked DMT with this guy and he let.
Me know I've never fucked with DMT, it's too.
I don't want to be out of my mind like that.
And now I don't think I'd die anymore.
They're like, oh, that's great. Same same guy who told me asked
me if to to go ahead on bitches. He's like, he's like, so Andrew,
what kind of drugs are you going to do?
Same guy. I had a guy who worked for me
way back in the day in Austin and he would smoke DMT like all
the time and he would just like rant and ramble about it at work
all day. And then he would come back and
be like, oh ma'am, I can't wait to get home.
I'm like, that's not good. Yeah, now fuck that.
DMT is like what happens to you when you die, so I'll save it
for that. They have a near death
experiences and stuff. Well it's like actually you have
DMT in your body and it gets released when you die.
Or I have a near death experience.
Right get it gets triggered too early.
Yeah, not gonna happen. Yeah, it's crazy how your
subconscious knows that you're almost died and.
It's like, oh shit, this is it. It's going down.
Get them ready. Load up the DMT.
Get this boy high as a kite. And we're about to lose 21
grams. Yeah, because that happens too,
apparently. Allegedly.
According to Benicio del Toro. Yeah, good movie though.
Do you need a break? Sure.
OK, we will be back in a few moments with RT Cole's voice.
You charge for that. What's that?
What's your voice you chose for that?
That's 9. That's your voice, Yeah.
You just auto tune it with. I just like fuck around on the
vocals, like but yeah. All right, you ready?
Yeah, we're back with the topics.
First topic, Joseph. Hold on, let me get it, OK.
You asked me if I was ready. I was just asking if you were
ready. Chill out.
Ain't good. Drill, baby.
Drill me, bitch. This is from NPR by Joe
Hernandez and KERA. The law section, the criminal
prosecution of Nicolas Maduro is underway.
Here's what to expect. So if I don't know how, you
wouldn't have heard about this at this point, but we kidnapped
the president of Venezuela. But an hour long operation last
week snatched him up in the middle of the night.
They go about 1:00 in the morning, drop some bombs on
Caracas and then went in there, grabbed him and took him out and
extradited him back to the United States.
I like weirdly woke up while this was all happening.
Like I woke up and like. I was awake when it happened.
Yeah, it was like the bombs. It was like when they was like,
oh, the bombs hurt in Venezuela. I'm like the fuck.
And then I was like, oh, swooped them.
I'm like, great. And you know, So what is your
what was your initial visceral response to him being snatched
up? Duh.
Like that was obvious what was about to happen, in my opinion.
I mean, like we were saying that we've been saying it like, it's
like, you know, it's like, I don't know, the tricky part with
this one, like with this is like he is kind of the perfect person
that they could do this to. Like they had a, an election
last year. He lost.
He fucking stayed in power like corruptly, you know, and like he
is, he had a $50 million bounty on his head.
So it's like when people are like, oh, they're going to do
this to Taiwan or to Zelinsky, It's like, well, those guys
like, you know, like the president, Taiwan's like
actually elected, you know, like as you know, popular and then
same as Zelinsky. And like with him, it wasn't the
case. However, that doesn't mean I
don't know if you could just start swooping fucking.
I mean, regime change has never worked out.
This is a rack 2.0 put up the side by side pictures of Saddam
Hussein and Nicolas Maduro. They might as well be Saddam
Hussein. It could be Saddam Hussein, you
know, for all we know, you know, with all your conspiracy
theories coming from Joseph, Yeah, it's true.
And it's fucking insane that they, like, all they do is take
Maduro out and then but like, put his vice president in
charge. And then like, I heard on Fox
News today that Jesse Waters was saying we've been working with
the VP for a year, for this whole year about.
And it's like, OK, well, if that's true, why the fuck are
you telling us that? You know, 'cause that's then you
just blew her shit up. So and like when you can just
put in the person who won the presidential election, which
wasn't Marina Carina Machado, who's the person who won the
Peace Prize because she was barred from running.
But it was like the person that everybody, it was like her
deputy that they put in support of his fucking name.
But like, he should be the fucking Eduardo Gonzalez.
Maybe he should be the president.
And Trump's like, Nah, we're just going to take the fucking
oil. It's like, dude, what are we
doing? From between 30 and 50 million
barrels are going to be of sanctioned oil, are going to be
taken and brought. Back right, which is 2 1/2 days
worth, 2 1/2 days worth of of of consumption in the United
States. It sounds like a lot of it's $3
billion. It's nothing, dude.
It's just him trying to flex. Yeah, so he said.
You know we're going to take that and sell it.
He's going to sell it. Yeah, he he said.
He said he's in control of it, but I mean, so.
Two days worth dog. That's what I said I was like
this is dumb. This is a rag 2 point O
somebody, somebody's response was like oh like I don't know
took out one of the biggest dictators in the world in under
an hour didn't lose anybody or me.
People of Venezuela seem happy. They're dancing in the streets.
And my response was like look. First of all, we did take we
take just take like injuries for sure nobody, nobody died.
But like the fact that and like killed like a bunch of fucking
Cubans. Like I mean bro, like it's not
like nobody died. Yeah.
If you look at our track record throughout our history, regime
change is not our best. I would not put that on our
album of greatest hits. I think I said that.
Exactly. I'd say it's at the bottom.
I wouldn't even. It wouldn't even make the album.
Not even on the B side like. They'd be pissed like you.
You. That's not.
Something that you lose your record deal.
There's not something that we should tote and normally it's
because of we want something that somebody else has and
they're not either giving us direct access to it or we are
sharing access to this natural resource or whatever it is with
somebody else we deem an adversary.
This was several years ago. Venezuela kicked everybody the
fuck out of their country. They took control of their own.
I guess destiny didn't do the best job of it, but they decided
to sell their own oil on their own accord.
They kicked out, you know, the Chevron, ExxonMobil, BP.
They kicked out all the big oil players and just started doing
their own thing. And whenever they kicked
everybody out, that pissed everybody off.
Everybody was pissed. Our government instantly hates
Venezuela. Chavez is a piece of shit.
We need to take Chavez out. He's a dictator.
Like all that rhetoric? He is a piece of shit.
No, not saying he's not saying he wasn't.
But what I am saying is that rhetoric really started to flare
up whenever they took control of their own oil reserves.
And they decided to, they decided selling their own stuff
at their own behest on the open market, selling it to China,
Russia, other people, rather than only selling to us or us,
maintaining like control over their natural resource.
We've had it out for Venezuela. Ever since then, we've been
looking for an excuse to go back in there and take what we think
is ours because like Donald. Trump said no.
No, because like Donald Trump. Said he's saying he's saying
that. 25 you won't be. Just historically not accurate.
But he made a comment where he said 25 years ago we put in a
lot of that structure that they're using.
OK, that's fine, that's fine. But it's like how's it, how's it
our oil in Venezuela? Dude, that's.
What I'm saying it's not, but I'm saying.
You know, and, and also we are not the fucking corporations of
oil and gas companies in the United States.
He talks about it like, like, like we're Chevron.
It's like we're not Chevron, you dipshit.
We're the United States. And it's not even probably
profitable when a oil like a like a barrel of oil is like 60
bucks. We've seen, we've seen lots of
people, I think your microphone is cut up maybe.
We've seen lots of people claim that they want regime change.
They want a specific change when it comes to their government who
they feel like is bad and taking advantage of them.
And then we've seen that happen and it not work out very well
for them. Haiti is a great example of
this. Another one is Iran.
We helped lead a regime change and now we've helped put in
power the regime that we consider arguably.
No, Iran. Yeah, we.
Were down. We were down with the, the the.
Person that we put in. Power.
The person that we put in power that then got replaced.
Well, they had a revolution that a revolution on the shot.
Yeah, yeah. Over the guy so we.
Worked out for a while. We no, it didn't work out.
We let we ran a coup to overthrow a democratically
elected government and that government got overthrown and
now we have a crazy theocratic government right with the I.
Shout out and the top. So whenever we complain about
Iran and the shit that Iran does or issues with Iran, we created
that our own fucking. Problem.
We always create the fucking problems, yeah.
Exactly, I'm just late. I'm just listing off 1.
I know, but OK, well, let me just say this.
This is what the fucking hubris of Donald Trump is going to get
him. Dude.
He like thinks like he goes against all the norms and it
always works out, right? Well, it's like, there's a
reason why we don't fucking do this shit anymore.
It's because it doesn't work out.
He's like, we're not scared of boots on the ground.
We're not scared and like his hubris to not tell Congress and
like just do this shit by himself.
Well, guess what? When it goes to shit, because
it's going to go to shit for sure.
You know, it's like this corruption's been going on for
like fucking 2 decades in Venezuela.
It's got the military involved. You just got rid of of fucking
Maduro, like, but you just kept his whole regime in there.
So it's still going to be corrupt.
And so it's like it's going to go to a shit show, but he's
going to have to own it because he did it on his own.
You know, he was going to oh, fuck Stephen Miller and Rubio
and Hex. That's true.
So my point is he's going to have to own this shit and it's
not going to go well for him. Trust me.
True. Well, I mean, I'm just a bit
late. Listen off some greatest hits,
but so obviously the whole overthrowing the regime of Iran,
there is obviously the most recent that we can think of,
which is Iraq and Afghanistan creating some sort of fake
existential threat to then go in basically for oil, lie about
what it's for, then use misdirection.
Now we're fighting 2 wars. We've done this so many fucking
times. I know to try to overthrow
governments and install loyalists to us and it never
goes well, that's it. And and people were like, well,
they were in and out and now it's over and done with.
It's like, no, we're staying. Like we're not going.
Any so we're running the country bro.
Yeah, like what makes you think that we're done?
OK, Afghanistan, it took us 20 years and we fucking failed.
Venezuela. You think it's going to be
easier? It's like an, you know, no, it's
a that's a real country. Afghanistan is, you know.
People and they're like, well, people are celebrating in the
streets, which is stupid because I've said this true.
It doesn't matter who wins, who loses.
If somebody goes down, somebody dies.
You saw with the whole Charlie Kirk thing, whether you agree
with it or not, there's going to be people that are happy about
it. There's going to be people that
are upset. Just like if a government, if a
government official gets snatched up in the middle of the
night, then people are going. To cheer people fucking make
rules about this is because it's not going to go.
Well, but those but that happening is not a litmus test
for the long term impact that that decision like this can have
for us people. Whatever.
Using people cheering in the streets as an example of this
being the right decision is such a stupid argument.
But he's now working with his the VP dude like I did.
That's the whole thing. It's like, it's not like he like
restore democracy. No, it's the same people that's
but like but like one of The thing is people say he's a narco
terrorist. We just pardon A narco terrorist
from the same area like like Venezuela.
Orlando Hernandez, the fucking former president of Honduras,
indicted, not indicted, convicted of of smuggling
400,000 tons of cocaina into the United States.
His brother used to brand his initials on the cocaine and they
pardoned him. And we talked about that a
couple episodes when he got pardoned.
So there's no consistency in how these rules are being applied.
They say as a bounty and a warrant.
Cool. Then why don't we arrest that in
Yahoo? Why are you, why are you
partying it out and hanging out with Viktor Orban?
There's all these other war criminals that you love to spend
time with and idolize. Why is it that is Maduro?
You went after him because like, he danced and mocked you and
told you that there is the I think it was maybe Columbia,
their president with that, with some press conferences talking
mad shit. He was.
Basically like this.
He's out in August having an election.
But yeah, he's been, yeah, he said, 'cause he used to be a
part of like the leftist, like separatist group, like the FARC,
I think. And he goes, he basically was
like, I put my guns down a long time ago, but I'll put all he
said. I'll pick them back up to defend
this country like talking shit to Trump.
Yeah, he made some comment about they're all like PDFs and
they're just trying to keep the Epstein list from being released
and said all this great stuff. Trump, Trump revoked his visa by
the way, back in when they had the UN General Assembly.
And then he like was like talking shit about like the Gaza
policy or he said like, you know what, he was the first one to
say like that you don't have to follow like illegal orders or
something. I don't know, to the IDF.
I think that was him. And anyways, Trump was like they
were. So sensitive about the following
illegal orders, even though they've already been doing
illegal shit. They're really doing illegal
shit, yeah. But he but he, there's all these
clips of Hexa saying that too, like on camera on Fox News when
he was the host. It's like you, he's like, those
are going to try to get him to follow illegal orders, which is
what you can't do. It's like him saying it over and
over and over again. And then they're going to try to
prosecute a Senator Mark Kelly who's like going to run for
president. It's like, go fuck yourself,
dude. Astronaut.
So how do you think this ends up for them?
Not well, bitch in in the words of that's the Jesus.
Christ. No, that's Dorinda says in Real
Housewives in New York. She's like some girl can look.
She's like, how you doing? She goes, I'll tell you how I'm
doing. Not well, bitch.
I love that meme. And then the second one from
your housewives, It's who gonna check me, Boo?
That's what Donald Trump's at right now.
Who gonna check me? Boo.
Somebody needs to. I don't know.
It's funny because like China and Russia are like, ah, fuck
you. Like like release them now.
And it's like, dude, I would expect them to just kind of be
quiet even though that was that's their butt boy.
That's their butt boy. No, China's now cut off from all
Venezuelan oil, which they got like, I mean, it's not like
nothing, but they were getting like a couple million barrels a
day from Venezuela, I think. And so Trump's like, no, not
anymore. I mean, like, it's, I don't
know, dude. Like I don't know who's fucking
like feeding Trump like the pills like, and then convincing
him to do this shit. I can't believe Rubio got it
done and he's talking about Cuba.
That's really what Rubio wanted to do in the 1st place.
This has been Rubio's shit. Stephen Miller just likes this
shit. Trump still thinks like when,
when he's Venezuelans are claiming asylum, he thinks it's
mental like a sane asylum. So that's what he keeps saying.
Like they entered, they emptied their sane asylum and so it's
like no asylum, you fucking idiot.
It is a refugee who's like fleeing violence from their
country there. They need asylum from the United
States in Trump's. Like actually confused by that.
So he thinks Venezuela emptied all the mental insane asylums in
Venezuela. And and that's where all the
refugees are from Venezuela to this country.
And guess what, if you got 8 million was a lot.
Well, when a civil war breaks out in Venezuela, dude, Yeah.
And also like, all these fucking oil companies, like when like,
there's an oil boom in the United States, like they got
like leases in like Midland and shit.
Like they're gonna be like, let me go to Venezuela.
There's a lot of them that aren't wanting to take these
deals because they're like, tentatively, like, OK, So what
happens if Trump leaves office? Exactly, dude.
And it takes like 10 years to like, yeah, it's going to take
like 5 to 10 years to, he said. 18 months, He said he could do
it in 18. Months.
Yeah, dude, whatever. The ballroom probably won't even
be done by the time this dude croaks, like, you know what I
mean? You know, from natural causes.
OK, yeah, the whole thing is goofy.
Now he's talking about Green going for Greenland.
Look like there's rules of engagement.
This is obviously illegal and a war crime Trump's already been
accused in accused of. War.
I wonder when I wonder when the heck does get involved here?
Like, are they going to do that? The US president.
He I mean. We're not assigned, we're not
assigned to the International Criminal Court.
He's allegedly said that if he goes, if he, if he.
They don't win the. Midterms.
He's if he doesn't win the midterms, he's not going to.
He's going to get impeached and tossed out.
No shit. Yeah.
Well, impeached is different than not getting convicted.
You need to get 60 senators. I think they could get 60 with
some of the. Are you kidding me?
He fucking did an insurrection and was not even in office
anymore and couldn't get 60. Mitch.
McConnell didn't vote for it and then went on the floor like a
minute later and said it was fucking guilty and still
wouldn't vote for it. Come on.
Yeah, I don't know. I think he's.
They were in the building when he got attacked, all of them,
and they didn't vote for it. They were all there a month
before, almost lost their lives like now.
Fucking Q Anon shaman. I think he could get impeached
and convicted. I think it has to get way the
fuck worse, which it probably will.
You think? 100% it's going to get worse.
He's going to get backed into a fucking corner, dude, and it's
going to get worse. Like, come on, we're they're a
bunch of dip shits. The world is fucking dangerous.
It's going to get fucking nuts. He's going to use we're at war
with Venezuela as like a way to crack down on fucking people.
It's like, you know, it's obvious.
Stephen Miller, he's going to get more and more delusional.
Stephen Miller's going to get more and more crazy.
He was on TV doing an interview and it's going nuts.
Yeah, dude, he was like, fuck yeah, we're taking Greenland.
Or it was even a question, dude. My mom's repeated this to me.
She was like, Russia can shoot missiles from Greenland, like
over Greenland. We need it.
I was like, are you fucking kidding?
Stephen Miller said that. To what hit Canada.
No, just hit the United States through Greenland.
We already got a base there. Dude.
Relax everybody. Relax all.
Right, next article. I don't even need to read it.
NVIDIA unveils this article when it uploads unveils self driving
car tech as it seeks to power more products with AI.
The video has unveiled a new tech flat platform for self
driving cars as the world's leading chip maker seeks seeks
more physical products to embed AI into.
Speaking at the annual CES technology conference in Vegas,
boss Jensen Han said the system, called AA Mayo or ALPA Mayo,
would bring reasoning to autonomous vehicles that would
allow cars to think through rare scenarios, drive safely in
complex environments and explain their driving decisions.
He claimed said the video was working with Mercedes supervisor
produce a driverless car power powered by the tech, which would
be released in the US in the upcoming months before being
rolled out in Europe and Asia. Man, what is this now?
BB CS got a goddamn paywall. Not for me.
Well, 'cause you're probably looking out.
I got that privilege. On that Apple news.
Yeah, I do pay for that and subscribe to the BBCI.
Mean I had it and then I just got rid of it 'cause I wasn't on
my laptop anymore. Well, yeah, I've heard about
this, but I didn't really get it.
Like they have a new chip. I think they're just looking for
ways to throw their chips into anything.
Right, well, I get that. They're just took the fucking.
Ride the wave. Ride the wave, right?
Well, of course, like how do you fucking even like have the
capacity to like whatever their $5 trillion company or whatever,
that's like, how the fuck can you even make that many chips,
dude? So what'll be interesting is if
they produce like a fully autonomous driverless car before
Tesla's able to like actually. Pull out NVIDIA.
Yeah. Because like, like the trucks
are out there. They're they're going from like
they're in Texas. And then there's Waymo, which is
like everywhere. But I mean more of like a
personal everyday used car that would be like trusted in that
way. That's what that's what you
assume Tesla would be by. Now, 100% before we're dead,
people are going to look at us and be like, the fuck they let
humans drive cars, Everybody 16 and older just get a fucking
license. Then people are going to be like
what? Like I like, I believe that's
going to happen like sooner than later, like because it's going
to be a fight, you know, or like I think it's going to be
everybody gets grandfathered in and eventually like you just not
allowed to drive anymore. But like, if you got your
license, like, you know. Like within a certain time
period you're able. To it's like in the NHL you're
allowed to like, not wear a helmet if you didn't want to.
Yeah, because you were. You didn't before.
Yeah, that's how it's going to have to happen because and
that's how they should do universal basic income too or or
Medicare for all is just start lowering the age every two years
until you get until you get everybody on Medicare.
That's sustainable. Yeah, we spend more money on
healthcare than any other fucking developed nation per
capita. It's insane and we get less
outcomes, or worse outcomes I should say.
Yeah. Would you want to be able?
Would you want to drive your car, or do you want a driverless
car? Obviously I want to drive on the
Baby Driver lyricist, but I get how it's fucking retard hard or
retard retarded. Yeah, not the best.
Isn't it so funny that that like the president who's the most
retarded is the one who wanted to bring the bird back retarded?
I just think. Can we bring it back?
I want people to be able to call me what I really AM, and that is
maybe the biggest people are saying I'm the biggest retard.
There's never been a retard like me.
Bigley Retard. Crazy.
Yeah, I would want to be able to drive.
So if they do that, I'd like you'd want to have like a
drivable car like that'll be like crazy if you have a car
that you can drive because at some point, whether you were
grandfather fathered in or not, all the cars will just not give
you the option. Right, right.
So that's how they'll get. Rid it's going to feel like
tyranny, bro, but it's probably the safer, safer route.
And it's going to be insane that we fucking did it.
Otherwise it's going to be like, yeah, like you rode horses
everywhere. Are you fucking kidding?
Like it's going to be the same thing.
And they were like, you walked here.
Oh my God. I don't know about that.
I don't know. I think they'll still be a
premium on like, you know, being outdoors.
And but I'm just saying whenever you people all had horses and
someone's like, oh, I walked 20 miles, they were like, you
walked here all along. Did that.
Fucking take you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Took us a day like, you know, Yeah, so article #3 from the AP
Trump's mobile golden phone remains nowhere to be found.
This is like the. Craziest thing That's weird.
We talked about this way back in the day.
I think it was like, can you hear me now?
Was the name of the episode we were making fun of Trump for?
The Trump mobile phone, A gold phone that President Donald
Trump's family business promised that would be released last year
remains mysteriously under wraps as the technology industry
serves up a glut of new gadgets. At CES in Vegas last week.
Damn. Two different stories.
Autonomous driving cars, and hey, where's my fucking golden
phone? When the Trump Organization
launched a mobile phone service last June June it was supposed
to stage. It was It was to be a stage
setter for a new smartphone bathing gold with a $500 price
tag, a bargain compared to Apple's iPhone models that sell
from anywhere from 800 to 12. They formally the newly formed
Trump Mobile, targeted the T1 phone for an August or September
release. What?
What's more, Trump Mobile initially halted T1 as a device
that would be, or initially hailed the device as it that it
would be proudly designed and built in the United States for
customers who expect the best. But both the T1 shipping dates
and US manufacturing's ambitions gladually began to shift even as
Trump Mobile continues to accept $100 deposits for the device.
So you can't get it. Nobody has it.
But if you want one, put 100 bucks down today.
And. That's a Elon Tesla cyber truck
move. Yeah, that's crazy.
Or. Robo the what is it?
What does he call it? The Robo Taxi or the Robo cab?
The Roboken. Deborah Bokken, whichever year
he's like later this year we'll have we'll have it ready to go
and then that's nothing and then we'll have it ready to go.
Yeah, but but there's everybody's like put down
because I think like he made $250 million just from like the
people pre ordering the cyber truck.
Yeah, not long after announcing the device, Trump Mobile pivoted
from the describing it as a phone that would be made in the
USA to framing it as a device that would be proudly American
in quotes. Trump's mobile device website
taunts the T1 is having an American proud design with no
further explanation. How do people pay for this shit
man? Why would you do that?
It's like the Trump watches. Why?
You didn't get a Trump watch. And there was different levels.
It was like, why rose gold? Or you can get the X like the
excellent one. There was like, what?
The price range was anywhere from like 500 bucks to like
$10,000 on the Trump watch. It was crazy.
Like why? Why why?
I'll never forget when my homie JK was at the poker table when I
walked in the card room like 3 days after the Trump coin.
And he's like, he, he knew that I like made money on crypto
before and, and he's like, yo-yo, show me how to get the
Trump coin. I was like, no, absolutely not.
And 40 minutes after I sat down, he was at a different table.
I looked at it and had gone down 21% in the 40 minutes that we
were there. And I was like, dude, look at
this. You would have lost.
You know, it's like so stupid. Yeah, Analysts believe that the
shift stem from the from a recognition that the US lacked
the supply chain and other logistics required to make a
smartphone for less than $1000, the same hurdles that made it
implausible for Apple to acquiesce to President Trump's
demands that the company move its iPhone manufacturing from
China and India. Later in the summer, Trump
Mobile began to became more vague about when the T1 would be
available, but it's still indicated it would be delivered
to customers who paid the $100 deposit by the end of 2025.
Said it would target release date was later this year.
They're not responding to inquiries from the AP about the
delays or when the device is now expected to be shipped.
Do you think if we get on Polymarket or calci we can bet
what will come out first, the the rest of the Epstein files or
the Trump phone? I'd be like, what comes out
first, I'm the Trump phone or Grand Theft Auto 6?
Because that's like a meme in itself.
Trump Organization, Yeah. They didn't respond.
The Financial Times recently reported that it was told by a
customer representative for Trump Mobile that the phone will
be shipped in late January and attributed delayed because of
the 43 days shutdown of the government.
So he's somehow blaming Democrats and the government
shutdown for why their Trump phones?
Yeah, for his phone being delayed.
Whatever the reason it's going it's ongoing.
Absence from the smartphone market didn't come as a surprise
to the International Data Corp analyst Franco Geronimo.
That's bad ass. We have always been quite
skeptical about this phone. They're probably finding that
it's harder to build a phone than they thought it would be.
Let's see if this thing comes out, comes to life or not.
It's in a holding pattern. The wireless service is for 4745
a month. That's so corny. 4745 a month.
47th and 45th President. I think he used to be 4547 and
then he was got greedy and he flipped him.
Yeah, so it's it's basically trouble.
Mobile is selling refurbished versions of older phones,
Samsung Galaxy models ranging from 370 to 630.
Maybe they changed their strategy and figured they'd be
better off just selling refurbished phones.
So now they just sell refurbished phones.
OK, well. The crypto company Worldwide
Financial, whatever the fuck it's stupid name is just merged
with a nuclear fusion company. OK like the none of it makes
sense dude. The grift is real.
It's beyond real, man. All we do is crime, crime,
crime, crime. Do you think it actually comes
out the Trump phone? No what?
What's going to get built first? The ballroom?
The Trump phone? GTA6.
GTA6 before.
I get caught up OK, like tell me if this is real.
Tell me if this is real. First of all, I play GTA one and
two for real. I saw it like in a gamer
magazine. I was like what is this?
But tell me if this is real. So like I on my IG reel, I get
like clips all the time and I think it's GTA, but it's like
people are like in towns and there's like people are just
like acting as if like they're like construction workers and
they're like doing jobs and they're working at the fast food
place and like actually serving people.
Is that GTA? And like, what the fuck is that?
Yeah, there's. So there's role play GTA, yeah,
which is where it's like a big massive world where, yeah,
everybody has jobs and you earn money, currency.
Doing those jobs and like and there's people are jobs the cops
and like, but some of them people are getting arrested for.
Real some of them you earn like crypto tokens.
There's some people who have like very successful running
servers. Most of them are like kind of
MLM scans. But yes, there is like a whole
subway. There'll be cops that have a
police station, paramedics, firefighters, shopkeepers,
waiters. It's like Sims on steroids.
Sims on steroids? Yep, there's.
A lot of that's all real. Yeah, there's a lot of rappers
who have their own servers because that's basically what
you need is you have your own server and they charge entry to
the server, have their own coins, tokens, have gangs, their
own law. There's a whole, there's a whole
subculture of like gang violence that exists just on.
I saw some. Like I saw some like motorcycle
gangs and they're like walking some guy out to like, they're
going to execute him, but they're like having a speech
about it, like beforehand how he killed his brother right there.
And the guy was just like smoking a cigarette.
And I'm like, why? Why?
Why are people subjecting themselves to this fucking
nonsense? And then what's even crazier is
that there's Red Dead Redemption, which is Rockstar,
who makes GTA their cowboy game, which is better than Grand Theft
Auto, one of the best games ever made.
And in that there's a whole online role play community in
that. So you have.
Farm, I think I've seen that. I've seen like shaped plans.
Yeah, yeah. There's people who will be like
in there, who will be the Klan, the Ku Klux Klan in a role play
server out of control. Yeah, it's crazy.
Weird. Very weird, but I mean.
Start streaming your boys on Twitch.
That's what being you know, people, whatever is your
creative outlet, go for it to. Be the Ku Klux Klan on a fucking
role play game. Bro 'cause then what if I that
means I get to? What if I role play as Django
and I go find him and kill him? I've seen that.
That's the video I've seen. Yeah, yeah.
Well, 'cause in we're in Grant and Red Dead Redemption, there
is. If you're out in a certain area
at night, you will come across in the game.
They have the Ku Klux Klan, maybe.
That's what I saw. So that's probably what you saw
and then you can like roll up on them, but there are people who
will do that in. Why do they let that like outfit
like be played or character or whatever.
Weird. It's a whole subculture of that
shit. But yeah, I mean.
That's like, that's like, that's like when you're doing like
Civil War reenactments and you're on the South.
I hope the Trump phone comes out though and it's just some shit
that's like spray painted gold. And like, it's not going to get
hacked. Oh yeah, someone.
Come on. Gum up.
I mean this is like Boost Mobile.
For yes, that's like, come on, dude.
That's like letting Elon put a chip in your brain.
What are you doing? Boomer Mobile.
Oh man, this guy, this guy yesterday.
Never mind. Never.
No, wait, what? It just makes sense.
Why didn't No, no, I'm curious. No, I just hit some guy with an
OK boomer like in a in a group of people and it was it was
pretty nice. It's pretty nice, he said.
When he was a kid, nobody had insurance.
Nobody. What?
Had insurance. Jesus Christ.
OK, Boomer Jesus. And he wasn't that much older
than me. And I was like, OK, Boomer.
And then I found out later, like he didn't really have a house
when he was growing up, so. This is very never had
insurance, didn't have a house like this poor guy and he was
over here picking on. Him.
I know. I'm sorry.
Or he's just like, or he's just got like the same bar sob story
for attention. I didn't have a house and I
never had insurance. Oh my.
God, he's like, back when I was a kid, nobody had insurance.
That's what he said. And I was like, OK, Boomer.
That's when you can drink and drive.
And seatbelts are optional. The last thing?
Five years older than me. I just put this up from screen
Rant. It's like the 25 worst things on
Netflix last year and not worst shows on Netflix.
And I was just curious to see kind of what they what the fuck
they were because we're starting a new year so I figured why not
talk about shitty stuff, right? Why not?
Why not Foobar? Terrible, supposedly.
See, Netflix is one of the most interesting things because now
they throw so much money at projects so that they're just
like wasting money. It's kind of like Amazon.
They're just like setting money on fire so they don't have to
pay. Taxes on.
That's true dude. They do.
Somebody in my family liked FUBAR to be honest.
Really liked FUBAR. I'm almost.
Back in his first ever small TV series on Netflix.
Action-packed old school Arnold fans.
Love they're my sister and my mom like hit hit the family
group text in like with praying. Like they're like Foo bars.
Yeah, they were. They were, They were.
They said it was Foo Bab Foo Foo Foo ablus.
See. But are these actually bad I?
Don't know. Space Force.
I thought people liked that show.
See, that's what I'm saying is. This I couldn't get into it.
These are 25 that they like. This doesn't seem like anybody
hates these. But some of these aren't like
from last year. These are like 20/23/2020.
Yeah, these are just the worst ones on up up until the end of
the year. Mine just keeps taking me out
now I'm in fubar house. Richie Rich, the TV show from
2015. That looks pretty bad.
That looks pretty. Fun.
Is this all time bad Netflix? Yeah, all time bad Netflix shows
allegedly because you said fubar sexy beast a unique.
I I said somebody in my family like it doesn't mean it's good,
sexy and and that's allegedly anyway.
Sexy Beast is is in a is second season is an improvement over
the first, but it still doesn't say much about the unique
British dating show people. It's like literally Love Island
or the Bachelor but they dress up in elaborate makeup like
beasts, like cats and bears and shit.
What the fuck see and how do you this never pops up?
Richie Rich from 2015. What about kind of encounters
with the guy from fucking? This is number 13 the.
Goop The Goop Lab, which is focused on a different avenue of
research and products sold by Gwyneth Paltrow's Luxury, Invest
time in exploring pseudoscience that has already been proven
wrong. No, I did not watch Blockbuster.
I have not. But I feel like everything that
that guy's in like ends pretty quickly.
High pass. OK, hold up.
I watched all of high pass. They have a number 5 that was
great, binged it. Really.
Binged it and I the guy on the top right.
Yeah. Whenever I was pool boy to the
stars, I used to clean his pool. Every Monday was down the
street. Took out a baby rattlesnake out
of his skimmer one time. Almost killed me.
Insatiable or revenge drama about bullying right Series 4
formerly press sized woman who underwent the complex physical
transformation after an injury saw her eating a liquid diet for
the summer. She had a.
Beauty Pack. Sought revenge on those who had
wronged. Her and say Bill Robbedo is #1.
Hold on, I'm out there, yet I'm reading this what you were.
Reading them all out of fucking order anyways.
I am. I'm just letting snowflake
mountain. What the fuck?
Reality TV turned on its head. Rob Schneider sucks.
Dude, Rob Snyder is such. What does he do?
Why does Adam Adam Sandler still have to fuck with him?
What I really hated is that like this Rob Schneider show was like
his attempt to be like Curb Your Enthusiasm, and it was really
corny and stupid and he's a moron.
Him. Who is it like him?
Jim Breuer? There's like a, there's like
some of these comedians that are just like so stupid with their
takes on stuff. It's infuriating.
And for some reason, yeah, now people take him serious.
I'm like the guy from the Animal Deuce Bigalow, male Gigolo is
telling is who is I take my doctor advice from.
Get the fuck out of here, dude. Like what are we talking about?
That actually makes me happy that he's #1.
Yeah, now me too. That's why I like, that's why I
that's why I cut you off and said that I was too excited.
But some of these are crazy like what is this the reality series
True hours title before for me. Creative political divide
between viewers presented as a cushy reality series where they
would live together. Tables return with the medium
land to survive in the wilderness with no warning.
It's kind of dumb, but it's a second I.
Think I try to watch that for like a episode and.
I Land was ordered by Netflix playing inspiration from shows
like Lost. Well, that's where You Fucked Up
series featured several people waking up on an island with no.
Like Lost who? They were.
It just started. It just kept going.
I never saw it. It ended and I had so many
questions or I was like what? Why is there a bear with?
Why were they pressing the button?
There's so many unanswered See. Why is the kid from Stranger
Things gay? Did did you finish?
I never saw any episodes, I just heard that from someone.
I had to finish it. There's so that's something I
had to finish. I've been trying to finish the
Ed Gein movie where it's like talking about the guy that was
the inspiration for like Psycho and Leatherface and all that.
And it's kind of done like the Jeffrey Dahmer documentary or
the Duck Jeffrey Dahmer show. But it's fucking terrible.
It's so incredibly bad. This is a movie about a guy and
this is a real person. Ed Gein was only convicted of
killing two people. They found 10 people's bodies in
his house, 8 from graves he dug up, two from people he actually
killed. A shopkeeper and a Tavern owner
murdered both of them. Other than that, like he only
killed two people. That in this Ed Gein thing.
He was super weird too in this Netflix show that like got hyped
up. I never watched it because I was
just kind of right. It was dumb so bad.
They've created so many different scenarios that they're
just splice in parts of like those movies.
They'll just play like 10 minutes of Psycho and then it'll
fade back to like what he's doing.
And I'm like, what are what the fuck's going on?
And they make him talk. He's like, hey, hey, what are
you doing? That the whole the whole fucking
time. That's how this dude talks.
He's huge. So it starts out kind of weird
and then it gets really dumb, like so dumb.
But I'm trying to finish it just like, we're Stranger Things.
I was like, I have to finish this because I've put too much
time in just watching three seasons that if I don't finish
it, I'll just be annoyed with myself.
So I have to finish it. And yeah, I mean, there's a
whole, you know, I'm gay now. I can save the planet.
It's like, cool. Like I mean are.
You saying that? Are you saying that gay kids
can't? No, it was just so obvious.
Whatever he's like yeah you guys like I like girls but not like
how y'all like girls that's like.
That's what I I heard it was kind of, I heard it was kind of
forced and I. Was like, I was like finally,
like, are we done with this? Because every time it's like
we're in the car, look, I made this painting for you and us as
friends. And he like hands it to the
dude. The dude's looking.
At it was it was the painting of homo things.
No, but it was all of them, like fighting some dragon.
Then instantly he's like crying his eyes out.
He's like in the back of the car.
I made you this painting hands it to him, his best friend
crush. And when his best friend crush
is reading it, he turns and he's just like bawling out the window
and nobody's like, hey, are you good?
Nobody checks on him. I feel like this happens all the
time with this. He's just crying all the time.
Like I get it and you know, well, if you're gay, be gay.
Live your best life. But it was it the, the whole
conversation was it was super fucking weird.
It's like they're trying to wrap shit up and they just had to be
like acknowledge it to move. On I heard a Millie Bobby Brown.
Is that her name? I heard that she used to torment
somebody on the set and said that if they cooked him he would
be LGBBQ. I heard, seriously saw that.
That's not my joke. That sounds made-up.
But no, she has like all this lip filler in and like is every
picture. Every time she's like getting
serious, she's like, it's like the goofiest shit ever.
Everybody's like in their 30s now.
They're pretending to be like 12.
This this kind of dumb. Well, I never wrapped it.
Up well, they wrapped it up like they ended it, but there's some
stuff where I was like but they were like all right, we got to
go in there our friends about to die and if we don't the world's
going to end and he's like all right, guys, hold up.
I need to tell you something. I don't like girls.
It was like, whoa, like. That was how it was pitched to
me. So it's I'm glad that you
confirmed that that's how it. Happened.
It was just like way out of left field and everyone's like, yeah.
And like, look, if you're going to live your best life, it was
just weird. And like, it would have been
better if you weren't sure. And maybe like the end, he made
some comment or in the future he was holding hands with someone
and it was. Like Oh my God he gave us like a
Yas queen. Well, it shows them like in the
future. So then if it shows them in the
future, maybe then he's like with a partner like that would
have been cooler and most more subtle than just being like,
hey, by the way, you know, yeah. Well, meditate, bitches.
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Yeah, reverse you got. Yeah, if you're the president,
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We're trying to get Venezuelans out, not.
Importation. Bring the wifey too.
But no, just be able to make
sure y'all just watch around this.
It's going to get crazy. We still don't have all the
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on the redactions and they did not do that.
So you know, at least the files quit distracting us.
Oh God, be good, be safe, stay out of trouble.
Go fuck yourselves. Shout out someone call it doctor
because I'm so I'll but on with your guys.
Drill, baby drill. Drill, baby drill.
Roll up the khakis ball like
them athletes starting like the trapeze when they drop them
trapeze living SoCal but we still go high feet.
I steal your girl, I steal your wifey.
Call me the klepto. I get pussy like I work at
Petco. So will I be sipping on the
pepto? So sit.
I'm rapping with a strep pro. Now put your hands up and let
go. She got 31 flavors with that
milkshake. She then don't break.
Don't pretend she ain't. My flow is so great that I make
you hate Drake. Someone call the doctor 'cause
I'm so I'll when I'm what you've done, it's drill, baby drill,
drill, baby drill, drill, baby, drill.
Mr. 2 shoes bitch slapping 2 Chainz something different like
I'm rocking 2 brains, you can't see me.
I think you need new frames. I come home when I'm spinning on
the mic. Now you desert with a star.
That's that shit that I like. I shine bright in my rhyme trike
in the limelight looking at the Shorty back with my hindsight.
She drop it to the floor and she bring it back up and on the show
while she build a stack up I make all the rappers clown so I
crack up. Meanwhile these groupies trying
to shack up, I fuck them, don't feed them, go I don't cheat them
pussies. I beat them.
I'm a feed and I need them. Someone call a doctor because
I'm so I'll.