What it do, What it do, What it do It is your boy Andrew Schultz
AKA Mr. Goody 2 Shoes and who am I with?
As always, Joseph Huggins AKA Old man Huggy.
Talk shit or get off the pod. Episode 209 sexy.
Can I save Ray J? Welcome, motherfuckers.
We said let's be friends, but we'll kiss sometimes and we'll
fall in love. But I guess that's fine because
love is just your word and we don't even say it.
I love you. OK, maybe we do.
And OK, maybe it's true. Yeah.
We said we won't. And we said we told what we did.
Is it too late? You want to?
Is it way too short for the Knights of No?
With you, we say, let's be friends.
Nobody has to know that you're always in my place and you're
always in my clothes just to cover like things.
But they're always going to show.
And I know, you know, I know you want more, but I'm scared to be
together because together means we gotta break up one day.
So no matter what we call it, when we call it, it's going hard
to say. So is it worth the play, baby?
Tell me, would you rather fall in love or fall a party?
Cry about it after. I wonder what we could have been
if we just gave it a shot. Could be the one that got away
or the one that you caught, It said.
Let's be friends, but we'll get. Sunshine.
All right, now we're started. Now we're rocking.
What's up, man? Dude, this news, you know, oh
Ray J well. We will get into that.
Don't spoil it. But yes, God savor AJ maybe,
maybe. Oh, OK, I'm the I'm digging the
digging the AI art touché oh. The cover art for the audio,
yeah. I sent the one you sent me to my
marketing guy for work and he's like, hell yeah, I took, I took,
I took credit for it. I tell you what I made.
And he's like, dude, that's really good.
It's like, thanks. That's exactly what I thought.
When I said it. I was like, I was like, just
just go, go be like, yeah. 'Cause they they do that like
there's times where they'll use AI to create like quick ads and
stuff. For the audience, Joseph, for
his company, they had like a opening and he had like sent me
pictures of the opening and I saw the logo of his company and
I just, I've created like, 'cause I'm just constantly
creating like fucking images you.
Are an AI monster bro like you might be like whenever I see an
ad and it's like you need to oh learn how to make all your money
with AI in like a two week course like I think of you like
teaching that class 'cause you understand it so well and like
how you I mean I guess there's like different platforms you use
each of them for something different.
So it's like really intricate actually.
So too shady you, man, I mean. Yeah, I mean, I've always been
like, on it. Like, you know, I was like in
the AOL chat rooms, like at 8:00 as the first catfish and like,
you know, I, I was scanning JC Penney catalogs trying to
catfish women, but. Jesus, that's the craziest.
Like I was when I was eight. I was scanning JC Penney
catalogs looking to catfish people.
Straight up, that's crazy. I was, I was the first catfish
and I want my motherfucking royalties, Neve.
I was, I was, yeah, dude, I was trying to pretend like I was
like a 22 year old male that that 'cause that's what, that's
what you do in the chat room. It's like you put your age
slash. ASL like 22.
Yeah, Chicago. Yep.
But anyways, so Speaking of which, I've been putting out
some feelers for at podcast videos, 'cause, you know, it's
like we were, we've been waiting for like, you know, one of the
big boys to sign us and I'm like, well, you know what?
Why don't I go to them? And so I Speaking of AII got AI
to like start modifying my resume to make it like more like
I I don't include the podcast typically on my resume, but but
I did but like with this one. And then I have it write me a
cover letter specifically for each one of the positions.
And I was looking for like producer, but then there was,
there was a traffic reporter slash anchor for iHeartRadio out
here in LA. And I just was like, fuck it.
And I submitted my, I applied and they hit me with an e-mail
and gave me a like traffic report, but not like written out
just like it was like a, a graphic and an Amazon fresh ad.
And like they call it a lockout, which is like your sign out and
I have to record my I record myself giving the traffic
report, the Amazon ad. And then I say that's KFI in the
sky. Get you, we get you there
faster. Andrew Schultz like that or
something like that at the end and then send it in to him.
So I I've been doing it. I haven't finalized it yet, but.
OK, there you go. I could see you being a traffic
reporter. So funny.
Yeah, just so random. But like I was like, because it
said also slash anchor, you know, I was like, you know, a
lot of dudes get their first, you know, it's like weather,
like a weather person turned anchor.
You know, it's like traffic reporter.
Yeah, that's, I feel like that's a big leap though.
You have to be really accurate with the weather to make the
leap from weather to lead anchor because like if you're giving
bat and like no one's going to trust you.
So you got to be like batting 1000.
They're like it's getting, it's gonna rain.
You better hit every time. To make that transition, you
have to be like a meteorologist half the time at least, whereas
like traffic reporter, you know, there's, you know.
You're just like, hey, like, chill out.
I drive a car. Yeah.
Do you drive? Right.
Just like no I. Uploaded the graphic to ChatGPT
and then ChatGPT wrote what, like the whole script of what I
should say and then gave me tips and, you know, maybe, maybe clip
this and 'cause I would regret it in like 2 years time.
But like, you know, we're saying like how like these AIS like
hype you up and it's like, it's like on purpose to like get you
to like want to use it more. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like I think it actually like if you think about it in the right
way, it's kind of motivating. Like because it, it's like
basically like, dude, you qualify for this shit like you.
Already got this? No, no.
Like literally it's like, it's like you already got the, the
podcast voice, you know, because it's like, because I'm using a
chat GBD all the time for cover art.
And then like sometimes with the therapy questions.
And so it like it's aware of the podcast and, and then so it's
just, yeah. And it's just, it's kind of
like, I would say like you got to be your own best friend.
You know, it's like, what would you tell your best friend?
That's what you should be telling yourself, you know, like
hype yourself up, be your own hype man.
And it's, it's, it's kind of like ChatGPT kind of reminds,
you know, it's like, yeah, yeah, I do, you know, it's like, it
gives me like the extra like confidence to like be, you know,
to get to my normal state, which is irrational confidence.
You know, that's where I am. That's where.
I want to be. That's my Yeah, That's, that's
that's your, that's your terminal velocity.
Right. Free falling baby.
I'm I might as well be flying, I'm falling so fast.
Some Tom Petty type shit. But how have you been, man?
Doing good. Yeah, going good.
What? What the hell is that?
How is it out in the the Cali? It's been cold as fuck here and
we had the the snow apocalypse, ice apocalypse, all that crazy
stuff. Yeah, I mean, it just really
cleared up today. I mean, there were some bad days
with the ice, but people are just.
Well, hope there's been some bad days with ice.
That's for damn show. Oh, well, yeah, we'll get into
that. Don't even get me started.
I mean, we missed a week. Apologies, everybody, but I I
did literally was like, I can't don't have the time.
So we did it today. But yeah, I mean, the ice on the
roads, I guess the ice had fell from the sky that's in the roads
because the ice is all over the roads too, man.
People just don't know how to drive.
Like, I know that in Cali, I'm sure it was beautiful, but fuck,
I mean, I know it was a little bit chilly, but man, people are
just even today, it's all cleared up.
It's like 5560° outside. It's just water at this point.
It's all water. People going 5 miles an hour and
it's like it makes you. I just like, Oh my gosh, they're
so stupid. Like the best thing I did was
leave Texas, learn how to drive in the snow and then come back.
So if whatever happens, I'm prepared.
But the amount of people, I don't know what they're doing.
And there was a night, a night like a day, two nights where it
was pretty bad. And I was just watching like the
live feed of like, I don't know, like LBJ or something.
And people just doing the dumbest stuff, spinning out,
crashing into stuff, going too fast, going too slow.
It's just like it's it's kind of pathetic of people who lived in
areas with snow, saw how Texas reacts to ice and snow.
It's pathetic dude. It's the most pathetic thing.
I mean, that's what people say out here whenever it rains, that
people in California don't know how to drive.
Yeah, but, and that's true, but I guess you could say that about
like everywhere's got like, oh, they don't know what they're
doing, but it's so bad, like the world shuts down, shuts the fuck
down where it's like, Oh no, can't do that, you know at.
Least you guys didn't have like 80 people die.
True, that's true. I, I, I didn't lose, I lost the
Internet for a little bit, but it stayed and I didn't lose
power. So you know, I don't, I don't, I
don't thank Greg Abbott for that Fuck Greg Abbott.
But and they did just approve 10 to 15% increase on all utilities
across the board for everybody. So everybody's power bills and
gas bills are about to go up. Doesn't matter what you do, what
you spend now it's going up. Well, that's.
That's because I mean we got the data centers coming into West
TX, I'm sure. Oh yeah, yeah.
I mean, you know all that fresh water, you know that water
they'd like get out of here. I saw some stat where it talks
about how much water is used to like cool data centers and it's
like grotesque like like. It is actually a lot.
Yeah, it's a lot. It's a lot.
To keep them like cool 'cause they're just constantly running
the whole entire time so. Somebody brought that up to Elon
when he was out there and he's like, he's like, have you looked
around? He's like there's water
everywhere. What is like stupid like South
African ish accent? I mean I get, I don't know, I
feel like salt water would like corrode it.
Not salt water, just there's water, he said.
There's water everywhere. For the data centers that keep
getting bigger, right? Lots of waste of water, but it's
been cold as shit. Pretty dumb.
What's going on out there? Anything crazy?
Or no, I mean, we had the atmospheric river for like
forever. We're having a drought, but now,
but now we're now it's good and. Yeah, and the surplus.
Surplus of water. First time in a long time.
So. So guess what, I did confirm
that the Trump did fucking release the billions of gallons
of water then just flooded a field.
Yeah, 'cause he was saying that the fires and the Palisades and
Altadena were caused because, like, we didn't turn to spick it
on or something like from the reservoir.
So that yeah, that dip shit last.
But it. Didn't even go to it, didn't
even go to California. Did the reservoir refill?
That's how I'm. Yeah, we're good in California,
but he did waste all that water and it went to like a field like
I think in like in Nevada or Arizona.
Oh wow, what a dumbass. Yeah, yeah.
That's stupid, stupid, stupid. You want to get into these
therapies. Sure, let's do it.
Therapy question #1 Joseph, which one of us do you think
would survive the longest in the wilderness?
Definitely me. Boom.
OK, Definitely me. Hold on.
One second. Definitely.
What are we holding on for? Yeah, pulling up like a Boy
Scouts like picture or something.
No, my mic, it's I had the old mic setting on here, so it
wasn't loud enough, so I had to fix it.
Yeah, I would definitely say me. I think I like my chances to
survive in the wild more than you.
I think you'd be OK, but I'm supremely confident in my
ability to live in the wilderness for a decent amount
of time. Did you disagree, Mr.
California? Cali boy out there lost in the
woods. I was in Boy Scouts.
OK, listen, I'm the only dude who was in Boy Scouts and an
altar boy and didn't get molested that I know about.
You know what I'm saying? Oh God.
Literally. Yeah, I don't know.
I spend so much time doing I don't know it sounds dumb but
like yard work and excavating and landscaping type shit.
That have to do with living in. The wild I just if I had to
build, if I had to build a shelter, I like my chances.
If I had to build some sort of contraption to catch fists or.
Some shit my chances are. Tons of tons of naked and.
Afraid. I thought the brothers didn't
like camping. I watched tons of naked and
Afraid. I like my chances dude.
If I died in the wilderness, I'd.
Eat some. Poisonous shit.
I'd eat some poisonous shit that I wouldn't know what it was.
I think that's how most people die surviving in the woods.
If it's not starvation or like dehydration, which is like kind
of goes together, but like either you're going to slip and
fall and die and you're going to die by the kick, the weather,
the extreme conditions wherever you are.
But most, I mean, a lot of people die like eating some wild
berries and get sick, make themselves sick.
Like that's what I'd be worried about is eating or bumping into
some shit that's going to get me sick and I don't have medicine
or like breaking my leg or some shit because that would suck
too. If you were stuck in the
wilderness and you broke a bone, you'd just slowly die.
Sucks for you but I chose doctor and when we started the Oregon
trail. So broken legs are fixed.
You died of malaria, homie. Scarlet fever dog, get it right.
OK, you've confused me with the other black guy in the wagon.
Sorry. Outside the wagon.
Like they let us inside. Get the fuck out.
Of here no come. On yeah, like by chances dude, I
think I would. I think I'd out survive you for
sure for sure. The definitely part was just a
little a little much for me. You watched naked and hurt your
your feelings. It just seemed, definitely
seemed unnecessary. I watched a lot of Alone where
they drop your ass off in the wilderness and you're by
yourself. OK.
Well, like the camera crew, whereas you have your cameras
and there's always someone. Like there's a camera crew.
Yeah, whenever the well, no, it's a naked and afraid when
they're just be like can't do it.
Like this person's sick and they just like take them out.
That's like. They'll do that alone.
No, they've done that alone where it's like they made the
call because they'll they go and they weigh them every like
couple days. One of the first one I saw, or
like one of the early ones, I saw the dude, this dude kills
like a motherfucking moose day one.
And he and they had to pull him because there was like no fat on
the moose meat. So even though he had all this
meat, he wasn't, he was still losing weight.
And then he yeah, it wasn't enough.
There was an episode of Naked in the Frayed.
It's forever ago. They dropped these motherfuckers
in like the hottest place in the world.
Like all beaches, there's water, but like it's super scolding
hot. Like you don't want to be in the
sun for too long. There's this RNER nurse.
Whenever they have them on there, they're crazy like they
think. What did you just say?
They had some like RN emergency room nurse, like a nurse on RN,
like I was one of the contestants.
And then it was this like pretty fat like Hispanic dude.
And he was all vibes. He was super chill.
The nurse is psychotic, like crashing out all the time.
We need to do this. This dude, OK, he just sits
underneath the shaded area and there's tons of this cactus by
him. And he's just like, why are you
going out in the sun? Like we have all this cactus.
We have to survive like 21 days. We could literally just sit here
and eat cactus the whole time and be cool.
Like, we're good. What are you doing?
And she is always freaking out. This woman gives herself a heat
stroke and gets careflighted out like passes out on the side of
the beach trying to catch fish being like super crazy.
Got like crazy like infected like sunburn thing going on so
they pull her. This dude survives the whole
time by himself living like the Cheshire cat underneath the
shaded tree just eating cactus. Comes back, loses like 60 lbs
and is just like yoked dude and ends up winning the whole thing
by himself. I've never seen Naked and
Afraid. I didn't even know there was a
contest. Yeah, that.
So it'd be like 2 people and if you both survive, like you both
win money, then there's like Naked and Afraid XL.
Well, they'll drop like groups of they'll drop like 15 or 20
people and they'll be in little groups and then sometimes
they'll group up. It's super toxic and really
funny because they're all just like naked, but they'll be put
them and it'll make them like travel or like they'll have to
track to some certain place to an extraction point over time.
It's pretty good. It's kind of dumb, but pretty
good. I miss a show called Manhunter.
Do you remember Manhunter? There was a show where you, It
was a survival show where you would get, you'd have to go
like, I don't know, 10 miles or something.
And they had this crazy guy on a horse and he would track you.
It would be him and another tracker and they, they would
drop you off at a location and you'd have to get to a location.
Manhunter has no idea where you're going and he has to like
use the elements and use his tracking skills to track these
people through the woods and catch them before they get to
the extraction point. Best show ever.
They'd be running this motherfucker run up in this.
Lasso people. That's how he'd catch up.
He'd lasso these people. Dude, it was hilarious.
Does he have to lasso them? Or no, I think he's just a joke.
He's just like I can. Like he just can.
I mean, I would lasso people if I could too.
It was like serious, like a serious fucking dude.
And he's like, Oh yeah, and like it could be like kind of stage
maybe, but it was it seemed pretty legit and Manhunter was
great. So shut up.
Manhunter most. Dangerous game.
Yeah, I mean, but shelter, food, water, you got to find a spot.
That's what I thought Manhunter was your like porn search
history, no? No no, also a very good Rockstar
video game that's super fucked up.
Banned. Banned in like half the
countries in the world when it came out.
Pretty good though. Therapy.
Question #2 Which one of us do you think would handle being
famous better? Which do you think?
I think that I'd be better at it.
How so? Just 'cause.
I'm just curious. That I just seems like I'd be
more about the lifestyle. Yeah, I think you'd be more into
it than I'd probably be. Like, I'd be chill with it.
I think I'd handle it well, but I wouldn't.
I'm not like chasing that, you know what I'm saying?
I'd be like, OK, whatever. Yeah, to me it's blah.
Say about it. It's manifest destiny for me.
So to me, it's just like this is probably just what was always
going to happen. That's how I felt.
That makes sense. I'd just be like, yeah, OK, But
I think you'd either be really good at it or I think it goes
two ways. I think you'd be really good at
it. Or you get super fucking wild.
With it, right? So you could be like Robert
Downey Junior Young, or like Iron Man Robert Downey Junior.
Right. But I don't think there's like
like, so it'd go one of two ways.
He like, you know, like I think like whatever track you started
off on, I think it would just like you'd just roll with it.
So if you were like, oh, I'm famous, I do crazy shit.
I don't think that would stop. I think it'd be hard to draw it
back because the people would encourage it, right?
And this is what I mean you're. Irrationally confident.
So everybody would just add to the irrational confidence you
already have, because then you'd be beloved by everybody.
And I think it would just like, like a supercharger, you know,
just kick it into gear. And it's perfect for celebrity
culture. So I mean again, it's.
Me. You would be good.
TMZ would love the fuck out of you all day.
Yeah, you'd be a big hit. Big.
Lots of lots of hits on TMZ for sure.
You know, and, and my breakup with Amanda Seyfried would be
legendary. Oh, you would do.
You would do like the interview circuit after a breakup, Do all
that, play the sympathy, but then, you know, be on Conan and
like crack jokes about it. You would play into it very
well. A little a little Benny Affleck.
Yeah, yeah. Therapy question #3 What part of
adulthood do you still feel under qualified for?
Oh what part of adulthood do I still feel under qualified for?
I wouldn't say finances or anything like that.
I feel like that's most people's, I guess getting old,
if that's even possible. Like getting over the hump of
just like I'm just an old man now, do you know what I'm
saying? Not like some midlife crisis
shit, but like I'm just an old man, you know, reaching that
point. Like my knee?
Like my knees, OK. First of all, your name is Old
Man Huggy. It's always been.
How are you unqualified about being an old man?
It's part of the journey, it's part of the process.
I think maybe you could be. I guess I'm not there yet, but I
know that it's coming and I don't know if I'm ready for it.
Does you know what I'm saying? No, what do you mean?
Like shitting your pants or. Something no like like dementia
jokes don't hit. Maybe there's three people in
the room that get a joke as opposed to 30.
Now do you know what I'm saying? Like like.
You're saying your shit. You're saying your shit's
chopped. It can be.
That's what I'm I'm really like. Oh, like that?
You've lost your aura. No, it's just like, it's just
like the the lights not as bright.
It's more of like a glow. You know, I think that's when
you, you old, you get older, you glow, you know, like shine as
bright all the time, not with it as much.
Dude we're not that old. We're not even fucking 40.
You've your brain has been developed for 14 years.
But we're getting there, man. We're getting old, man.
We're getting. Old.
Play I I played in the soccer game, played good and my knees
been bothering me since the game.
I didn't even hurt myself. I'm like damn my knees bothering
the fuck out of me. This sucks.
Jesus, getting old, just getting old, man.
It's just, it's common, dude. Yeah, everyday I'm like a new
ghost. White beard hair, which I'm
actually low key excited about because I want a full powdered
white beard. That's that's my ultimate goal
is to have like just a solid white beard.
Like that's always the coolest. You see the old black guy and I
start wearing suspenders, play checker in like public places
where it's like, oh, that's the checkers guy.
Like, you know, so I'm trying to get ready for that.
That's what you know, but I don't know if I'm.
Ready. Not chess checkers.
Yeah, you got to let the kids sit.
Then when they get good, then it's like, all right, now I'm
gonna play chess. And then you mark them in chess,
you know, or you play dumb and you're like, oh, I'm not that
good. You got a troll.
When you get older, you control people in a different way that
you can't, you know, you you can like pretend to be like, oh,
like something you can pretend to be something that you're not.
And people won't pick up on it as much.
So just overlook you because you're some crazy old man.
So you can be completely normal but act super crazy all the time
and people would just be like, oh, that's a crazy old dude, you
know, get get off my yard. Like you could just be that guy
if you wanted. Or you could hang out on your
front porch all the time. There's all sorts of cool shit.
I don't know if I'm ready for it, but you know, you could.
What are you not prepared? For it's under qualified.
For adulthood is was the. Question under qualified for
adulthood because I think we're deep into adulthood.
I think it's like the the deep cleaning of like the house like
dusting, OK. Thorough cleaning.
I do it because, you know. But it's begrudgingly, and at
some point, it's not. Begrudgingly it it, it's, it's,
it's like a blind spot for me. It's I do it because I entertain
people, if you will. And and that's actually what
triggered me to start thinking about it.
It was just something I I wouldn't think about, like I
wouldn't notice the dust. Would would you say because I
have, I have a theory that inherent girls are inherently
more messy than guys, especially when it comes to their places.
Because like, you know, like, I feel like guys in general try to
keep their spaces, your apartment, your dorm, whatever,
like fairly clean because you're worried about the perception of
being a gross, dirty guy. Well, I think my like, I always
feel like my place is clean except for what I what I call
clean. It's tidy.
So it's like it's like my like everything's like put like put
away and stuff, but clean like would be like, you know, is am I
constantly mopping or I don't know, maybe I am, but not but
constantly mopping. Bro.
But it's it's. You see nobody mop like me.
They call me Swiffer because I've been known to sweep son.
No, no, and I get that, but I mean, I, but I do feel like
especially like when you're early 20s and stuff, it's like,
Oh well, I'm going to the guy's house.
So it's like you try to keep your place clean because you're
entertaining, but there's not very many girls that entertain
people at their house. So I'm saying, is that like I
think in here? Like clutter.
They have like clutter. Clutter.
Yeah, but but if we had the same amount of clutter with the same
amount with the same classification of items, it
would be considered messy. See what I'm saying?
Like, yeah, like, like if the bathroom, if a guy's bathroom
is, is gross, it's gross. But I've seen a lot of gross
bathrooms that are a a girl's bathroom as well.
But it's not it's all like make up and all sorts of crazy shit,
right? But if it.
Was like, it's usually not gross, it's just it's just got
the shit ton of the shit on it. Well, like I said, the the items
are different, but if it was like, oh like you shave, you
never wash out your sink. If you do all these things that
would amount to the same amount of clutter a girl would have
with guy stuff. It would be super gross.
So I think guys actively avoid that pitfall because they maybe.
You and I don't quit saying guys, I think you and I might,
but like I. Don't know.
No, I think no, but I do feel like that in some way.
I mean, there's obviously gross dudes out there.
There's gross everybody. But I do think in most men and
especially at that time of like when you're young, early 20s in
courtship and entertaining, you make an effort to keep your
house clean because you don't want it to be dirty.
At least it's I've always. That's the playaway that.
Yeah, yeah, because you're like, Oh well, they're going to come
over here, so we should like clean up a little bit.
Even if it's not great, at least it's picked up.
You got to pick up real quick before people come over as we're
like, yeah, you can go. Girls don't.
Girls don't give a shit if you're coming over or not.
They're probably not going to pick up and you probably
shouldn't say anything about it. Oh.
It definitely wouldn't. Yeah, don't.
It's death wish, death wish, death wish.
Yeah, final therapy question. Therapy question #4 If your
dating history was a case study, what would the conclusion say?
A scientific case study. I have a hypothesis about Andy
and his dating life. Let's collect some data.
It's been a journey, so probably getting better with time.
Self realization. There's things that like I've
noticed, especially when I was like younger or serious
relationships that I've been in Rod, like a pattern that wasn't
necessarily good for me. And like, sometimes the type of
people that I was with, like personality types or what their
expectations were of me in the sense that I'm susceptible to
like, you know, I was raised by like, you know, you can be
bossed around a little bit. And I didn't realize that until
I got older that it's like, Oh no, like I'm constantly dating
like women that are super bossy to me, kind of dismissive about
my take on stuff. So getting away from that has
been healthy for me. So that would be a big case
study of like a, a large portion of my life is like dealing with
some like sometimes toxic shit, probably putting up with more
than I probably should at times. Like, you know, like this years
ago, there was a time where like I was seeing a girl.
We've been together for a while. I flew in on Valentine's Day to
hang out with this person, right?
Forgot to pick me up from the airport.
Should have been it. If I if, if, if you did that, if
I did that, that should have been like, and I didn't like I
was like, listen to the excuses, listens to the apologies.
And in that moment I should have just been like, Nah, deuces.
But I didn't. And that's probably something
we're like too patient at times. And OK.
'Cause I, you know, I feel like you got to give patients to get
it, but most, most people don't like like, you know, too patient
at times. Yeah, would probably be it.
What about yourself? I think mine would be the case
study would the conclusion would be literally anything is
possible. The craziest thing, the coolest
thing, the shittiest thing. Like I feel like that I've been
on more dates than the average jail just 'cause I put myself
out there more, I think. Rationally confident.
Right. And but just the past, like
since I've been single this time has been fucking insane.
Insane. So the case study is like, be
prepared for anything dude. Russian roulette.
Yeah, the kind of 100% actually, like, I was just saying this to
like someone like, like, she's this person.
I was talking about my dating history and she's like, well,
you know, good for you putting yourself back out there.
And I was like, I was like, yeah, I have no fucking clue why
I was like, this shit is, too. And she was telling me that her
son, who's like 26, like, had just gotten broken up with on
his birthday. Damn.
Yeah, and he didn't come out of his room for a couple days and
then he's like, I'm never, ever dating anyone ever again.
This shit hurts too much. And I was like, tell him I know
exactly what you mean because it's insane.
Like, you know what? It's like how when women give
birth, they're like never again. But then there's like some sort
of like chemical hormone that like hits their brain like when
they see the baby and it makes them like forget of like how
terrible the the labour was so that, so that they would have
another baby again. I feel like it's like if I could
like if I truly remembered how bad it was, like the breakup, I
would never do this. Yeah.
I mean, I think that true. I mean, I, I, I've always said
like most dudes start out pretty sweet guys and then like, you
know, there's some girl in 4th grade that breaks your heart or
some shit like that. And then you like start off on
this course of like, is it worth putting myself out there to do
this? Because that one time was
embarrassing. I think everybody's had some
experience like that early and then that's like a catalyst for.
So then you got to be like the, you can learn a lot about a
dude. I think a guy getting his heart
broken early is not necessarily a bad thing, but he learns a lot
about himself. And then over time you learn how
to like process that emotion. So you know, somebody who's, you
know, if her her son's 26 and that's his first serious
girlfriend, he breaks up. He's taking that harder at 26
than he would at like 16, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, but there's there's like lingering shit for me, I've
noticed. Oh no, that's.
Where I'm like, and I'm like, like actively trying to clock
it. Like whenever I notice, like,
it's like, oh, no, you feel that way because you got, like, your
heart broken, you know? And that has nothing to do with
what's going on in this. Yeah, but I have.
To but you're but you're watching like the watching like
the road signs. More no, it's like PTSD.
It's like my subconscious like also now you'd be getting like
similar like feeling and I'm like, no, no, no, this is
different. Like just.
But yeah, it's I don't know. But you can learn, but like how
you can learn a lot about like a person with how they process
that and go through that stuff and like where they're at in
their emotional maturity. Because you know, like some
dudes get broken up when they're in cells and I hate women
forever and they never and they never come off that edge, right?
Or like they never leave or they don't process rejection well.
And they're always like, you know, pursuing, you know, things
and then it doesn't work out. But it's like you got like
there's like become can become an awkwardness to it where it
can become isolated. You can allow that to let you
isolate yourself and like not necessarily like day-to-day,
like I never leave my room, but like isolate yourself
emotionally in like being vulnerable because there is a
part of vulnerability that comes with it that is that not
everybody's comfortable with. So if you are and then you lose
that or you have issues with that, that could affect you long
term and doing that later, like you said, PTSD, like, oh, like
why? I don't want to, I talk about
this because I dated a girl and I talked about this and then
that didn't go well or like I over I shared, you know,
something with somebody and then it was taken the wrong way.
And now I feel stupid for sharing that, you know, like you
could have all sorts of stuff. Yeah, for sure.
And to your point though, I got my heart broken in 8th grade, so
maybe you're right. Maybe because well now because
it's still hurt as like a mother fucker when I was in my 30s.
No, but you process it better now because you have that moment
then rather than going. Through that moment.
Then yes, because imagine going through that for the first time
in your fucking 30s. That'd be that's that would be
I. Don't.
Know it's what's different you're at a different you're a
different person, but you understand yourself you
understand what you're in some ways like what you need to do to
get over that hump because you've been there it might be
fresh new and it hurts, but you've been there before so it's
not like you've you're there for the first time does that you
know what I'm saying like it's like whenever somebody.
I don't know. I kind of felt like even though
I had been in a relationship, you know, a few years before
that, for seven years, and that broke up, that was just
different. A good example but different is
like somebody who's dated the same person from 6th grade all
the way through high school. College, married kids that it
doesn't work out. They get divorced at 36 and
they're dating for the first time.
That is so much harder for that person than if they dated from
like actually dated for like in from when they were in high
school into college, learned more about what they want or
what they don't want because then they're trying to find
themselves while find their next partner.
And that's difficult because they don't know because they
haven't navigated that before. Yeah, no, I agree.
Yeah, you know, or, and that could, it's same with like if a
guy's in that stitch, it'd be the exact same thing where
that's more difficult than if you've done it before and it's
even difficult to just get back into it in general.
But if that's the first time you're doing it and you're that
far down the line, that's just more, that just adds more
pressure. I mean, yeah, not even because
you don't have PTSD. You're almost going into a blind
and you're like, no, like it's like the Fallout show where
they're like leaving the vault and they think that the surface
level is all honky Dory and they step outside and they're like,
holy shit, this is a wasteland and it's crazy.
It's like you almost have that shock where it's like, wait,
what's that? What's this?
Who's? That, but I think people get too
in the like too much of in their head about it.
You know, it's like like think about it too much and and
therefore don't pull the trigger as much to go.
No true I. Think the people and it's like,
it's like, dude, it's, it's so simple.
And also, you know, it's like you're, I don't know, to me,
it's like, what's the worst that could happen, you know?
That they could say no. There's always some old man that
would say that be like well if you lock her, just ask her out.
What's? The most I mean they.
Know. And you're like, yeah.
And. Most of it's on their dating
apps, so it's like, that's what. And that's so.
And that's also why people aren't don't approach as much in
person. Do these things like you hear
see articles or it's like guys don't approach women and ask
them because everything is so like physically like detached
that it's all apps, it's all swipes and messaging.
And also also do that like I was in Chinatown, this is like a
while ago and I saw this like super hot chick like all the way
on. Like this is a big ass bar and
it's like all the way on the other side of the bar.
I grabbed a receipt off the like where the register was and a
pen. I wrote my name and number down
and then I passed it down the bar and I had to keep passing it
till it got to her. And then she likes, she reads
it. And then I like wave over.
And then then we hung out like. Well, and so that's crazy is
that would almost so let's say you go back in time like 25
years, someone be like, Oh my God, as we're now stuff like
that doesn't happen. I was I.
Was recently, I mean, not like, no, no, no, I'm not recent
recent, but like like in the 20 twenties, yeah.
But I was saying like that approach doesn't happen very
often. I agree, but that's why, that's
why it's a superpower. I was like at the poker room one
time and there was 2 like 21 year olds sitting there like
homies and they're at my table and I had to give you have to
give your phone. My phone has like these like
reward points that you get for playing there and you can use it
to buy food or, or like I always get like a energy drink and like
a water. So I hand them my phone and like
to the waitress so she could go scan it, the barcode on it or
the QR code and and I'm like, and then when you're done, you
can put your number in there. And I like told these kids like
I did that and they're like, that's what.
And then she comes over. So I'd already done that like
that like a couple weeks before, same chick comes over, said it
to her again, like, and she didn't do it again.
Like you went, you said it to her twice.
Like they couldn't believe that. I like asked her to put her
number on my phone once. And then I just made a joke.
I'm like, yeah, what do you do? Like, I bet you go on dates with
girls and then you guys just like talk to each other through
Snapchat while sitting next to each other.
And he's like, you're not wrong. So it's yeah, there's like it's
all through some interface system that like the real world
is almost like, yeah, like that's, that's a rare rarity to
go out there and actually do something like that, I feel.
And it's only getting worse and worse with time because of
everything is just structured around some apps, some like
resume. Hey.
OK, cool. Yeah.
Oh, you like hiking too. OK, cool.
Like, you know, I got to know all these things about.
Every girl on the dating app loves to hike in California did.
Hiking in dogs. And also is looking for
emotional intelligence. Well, hopefully you've been
dumped a couple times so you step into it.
Well, one of my company, the first company I worked at out of
college did like paid all this money for this, this other
company to come in and they gave us all these like aptitude tests
on our IQ and EQ and then gave me like an 88 page report like
on like my personality and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Anyways, they brought me in and I had like everybody in there
like from the like all the higher ups in the company and
like everybody from the other company that was working on it.
And then there's all like all looking at me because like I
scored so high on my EQ. They spent like an hour and a
half going over my report because they were just like
impressed with it. So on my resume, I I used to not
anymore now that I had ChatGPT modified put a extremely high IQ
and EQI think I might have told this story before.
And I got I was going to work for this company called Gannett,
which is like a newspaper conglomerate on the USA TODAY
and like 1000 other papers. And they had me taking a sales
test and I and I took it and the person called me back and me
like, Oh my God, you, you scored so high on this test.
The CEO wants to meet you. And then I go into the next day,
I go to the CE OS office and like start talking to him and
he's like, so you guys, my resume is in.
He's like, so on your resume it says you have a high IQ, an EQ.
It's like, I'm just curious how high?
What are the numbers? And I was like, Oh, I actually
have no idea. It's like in this report I have
like, I could go give it to you. But like, and he was like, oh,
OK. I think he was like more
impressed that I didn't know the number.
And then I would just flex that I had a high IQ and EQ.
It's up there, yeah, of an 88 page document if you want to
check it out. Yeah.
See, but that's some old man shit.
You. That's what I'm saying is it'll,
you'll have that later and you'll be 65 and you'll be
sitting there like, Oh yeah, I used to.
I have a high IQ, high EQ. I have this report back from
2023. Look, check it out.
You don't think I'm full of shit?
No, I'll take another test. I'm just saying I do have you
know, I I got receipts. I got receipts.
Don't disagree. I should go look.
Very smart. Rationally.
Confident. Not the best decision maker at
times, but you're smart. But that's just 'cause my
frontal lobe has been damaged through hockey and football.
So then that's your, that's your impulse control.
That's fair, That's fair. I don't, I mean, I don't know if
that's true, but no, but seriously, if, if you're going
on Bumble or Hinge and you're going through eight out of every
10 profiles, emotional intelligence is what it in the
box, it says what they're looking for.
Yeah. So pro tip, if you put emotional
intelligence in your profile, what it does is like it, it it.
Matches. It up, yeah.
It says like things you guys can talk about.
Let's talk about how emotionally intelligent we both are.
Yeah, Oh, people and how they process their emotions, that'd
be. Weird.
What is kind of funny? And.
It, it's kind of funny and I don't think it's that big of a
video, but on, on Bumble, you can connect your Spotify and at
the bottom it will put all of your top artists that you listen
to on Spotify and on mine. Because like typically on my
Spotify, I'm, I'm listening to like songs, not like albums.
And it's like recommended songs by Spotify that I've either
liked or that they're just now recommending.
So I don't like, I'm not like listening to like a ton of like
one artist, but I'm like, I'm uploading my music all the time
and then I'll like play the song, you know?
And so I've. So it's all your you are your
own favorite artist. The very number one, yeah.
Yeah. But it says Mr. Goody 2 shoes so
it's not like they know that you know except for I did just
change the logo so so it is my face now I.
Wasn't say did you like rig it? So it's like.
It, it used to be like a, it was like a Banksy style artwork, but
I like modified it and made a logo for Mr. Goody's shoes.
And then I just changed it recently and it's my it's, it's
a picture, I should say, but it's my actual face now.
But yeah, I mean it to me, it makes sense that I was the
number one because like, but it does.
It could look kind of like I'm emotionally you just bump your
own music. I'm emotionally intelligent, I
love hiking too, and I am my I'm a narcissist and I'm my favorite
artist. Let's talk about it, I.
Mean you better be your own favorite artist because if you.
What if it was what? What if you found someone that
had you were their favorite artist?
That'd be insane. But you didn't like but it was
like you were like, not really my type.
Would you still go on a date? I mean, that would happen for
the podcast for sure if they had that, because we actually are
like at the Spotify rapt. It says how many people's number
one podcast we are and it's I'll just say it's in the double
digits. That's the, that's the done
nothing. Yeah, no, I mean, that's great.
I mean, like I said, we've got people that listen to us all
over so. Well, yeah, all over.
But to be their number one podcast, that's pretty cool.
And it's not. Yeah, and it's not like two
people. It's not me like you or
whatever. And I don't even know if you
even listen to it on Spotify. I don't after repost, I don't
even listen to it. I don't rewatch it but just
leave it alone, just move forward.
Because then I'd just sit there and critique it the whole time.
So if I sit there and listen to it constantly and then it's a
rabbit hole. The first couple years I
definitely did and even more than once because I was like
when I, especially when we first started, I was like trying to
get better and like figure it out and like I would analyse it.
But like to me, I thought that was healthy.
It I mean, it can be. I just know how I am and you do,
especially on Spotify, like the the posting, the editing.
So I'm just like it's there. I know it's there.
That's great. I'd rather.
I never watch any of the video or the.
Exactly. And see, I don't, I don't watch
them. I just leave them be.
I tell them I was asking about it and I was like, no, like we
just record it live. We don't really edit it at all
and we just like stream it. It's not like it's chopped up or
we change anything too much. We just kind of do one take run
through it. We were we record it live.
So I just figured why not? We should just stream it to, I
mean, if we had as many listeners as we do, if we had as
many stream viewers as we did listeners, we'd probably be
doing this full time. But but that's not really what
we're after. It was just a cool way.
It'd be no, that would be great. But I'm saying when we started
doing this, it was like, hey, it's another medium, so people
want to watch it. They can.
Watch oh, the live stream, yeah, yeah, the live stream and and
guess what? YouTube is the number one
platform for podcast now and we were fucking way ahead of that.
Everybody now is like go to I don't understand why these it
took all these podcasts forever to to live stream.
It's like, you know, you and I are doing it and yeah, and
these, these fuckers have like a production budget.
It's like you guys are already doing it.
You know, it's like, just fucking turn the cameras on,
dude. Yeah, we were doing this and I
was like, I'm going to, I'm building, I'm I'm in the process
of building a mega computer so I can do creative fun shit with
it. So why not?
And that's like right around the time when you were doing the
pod. You were a couple episodes in,
but that's right around the time when you started doing it.
It was like, well, we could just stream the whole thing too.
Why the fuck not? That's super easy.
And it's just another way for us to.
But in the beginning, before you came around, there was more
editing going on with the Super producer.
But it wasn't like he was editing like the he was just
adding more like transitions and like sound effects and music,
so. Yeah, yeah, It was like.
All add music like for the intro and the outro but like other
than that. Yeah, it's just we just.
And then when Joseph, you know, occasionally like uses like the
word like cracker or something like that, I have to believe it
or. Oh, me, I'm so notorious, so
notorious for that. You want to get into these
articles. Oh, but you know, before we get
into these articles, we'll talk about two things.
Because I'm pissed and I didn't put anything in it.
The last episode was Ice is lame, Ice is stupid.
And we just watch Ice kill somebody else, execute somebody.
Literally the worst type. Like if you could create a
person that would be the last person you would want to murder
in the street on camera. It was the IT was the gentleman,
it was the the nurse that they just murdered.
Well pump the brakes. Pump the brakes because they're
already trying to smear him. They have video of him spitting
at it's spitting and kicking a ICE vehicle like like 10 days
before. No, I watched.
I watched a video of ICE officers sprinting and
assaulting two women and I watched a guy intervene and try
to help her up and keep her from getting attacked by ICE agents
that he was maced in the back of the head and then trust.
Me, I know I. Know, I know.
But they are. They are going to Smit the fuck
out of them. They already are trying but he
is a emergency room RN vet, a veteran, a veteran, a VA affairs
like a veterans affair, intensive care unit, nurse,
registered gun owner. Like he is like I'm saying is he
is the absolute last person you would want because before so
with the good the good murder, because that's what it was,
which is what we talked about two weeks ago on the last
episode. It was a murder.
But there. But you know, she was divorced.
She had a wife, she had colored hair.
Did they use any of the things that they could be like, oh,
look at this liberal idiot as a justification for dismissing the
murder of of that mom, that mother, someone's wife that they
murdered driving like they like they used every single other?
Her. Yeah, when she checked a lot of
boxes that that that that group of people would use as a litmus
test to dismiss somebody just to throw toss them to the side.
But but this one absolutely not like that.
That he is the absolute word, a gun.
Kyle Rittenhouse. It was like, Nah bro, that ain't
cool. Kyle Rittenhouse is an idiot.
And by the way, Cash Patel offered to help Kyle Rittenhouse
in suing like the people for like for his prosecution or
whatever for for taking an assault rifle over state border
to a protest. And then minor, a minor carrying
a gun that he purchased illegally took it across state
lines and cash. Patel wants to help help him
out, but then cash Patel's out here on TV saying don't bring a
gun to a protest. No, you can't do that.
And meanwhile, no, meanwhile they they parted in all these
fools with guns at the January 6th fucking protest AKA
insurrection. And then, like my brother just
sent me this video and it's just a, a laundry list of all the J
Sixers who've been rearrested and are in jail now because
they're like child molesting and like shooting cops.
And like, you know, it's like, like just a lit like hundreds of
these fools. 47% of the people that are involved in ICE carry
some sort of or allegedly have some sort of like criminal
charge or law enforcement issue right now.
And they, and then you don't know what they're, they range
from like serious felonies all the way down to misdemeanors.
But there's a large swath of these people, and we talked
about it like Oath Keepers, Proud Boys, Boogaloo Bungalow
Boys, whatever the fuck they. Call them ICE brings cameras
with them and films all this horrific shit that they do for
social media. And it's like, who do you think
the people who are at home who want to watch those videos, who
are unemployed, who are like, wait, I could go work for them?
$50,000 they have FU. Money. $50,000 cash a bonus if
you sign in with eyes like you can literally go in apply and
some people get it the same fucking day, which is literally
taxpayer dollars. We're giving taxpayer dollars to
people that are out there committing heinous acts and are
told by Stephen Miller on TV that they have that they're
immune. They have immunity.
Absolutely you have immunity do whatever you want.
You do enforce the law. Like no it it's it's infuriating
and it's hilarious to watch this.
What about ISM go on this smoke and mirror show where I've any
person, any conservative leaning person that has been shot and
killed a is gross. I don't agree with it at all,
but watching their names thrown around in comparison to what's
happened to these two people is absolutely absurd.
It's absurd. They're like, well, did.
Did Lauren, did Ashley Babbitt deserve to get shot?
Yeah, I'm sorry. If I you sit there and some some
federal agent sitting there holding a gun telling me don't
bash through this window and I'm like, I'm going to hang my pence
and I break a window and climb through it and I get shot.
That's like just bad decision making.
That's very low critical thinking skills.
Like you're stupid. That's stupid.
And she was a vet. And so it's just.
Committing a fucking crime. Exactly so.
And and she's destroying government property.
She's just like. Attacking the United States of
America. So the same, the same things
that she was doing is what they're accusing these
protesters. He's literally a domestic
terrorist. Yeah, I know.
But then but a mom, a lesbian mom with kids is a domestic
terrorist whenever she says like, hey, we're not mad at you,
it's OK. See, that's how this is all.
That's what I try to tell my mom because she gets caught up in
this. It's like obviously not a
domestic terrorist. And the reason why they're
saying that that's how you know that they know they fucked up is
because of the outrageous lies that they're saying.
It's like, it's like, it can't be like, it's like, why are they
saying domestic terrorists when you, when we all know that that
wasn't it. It's because they know that it's
both, you know, and also it's called, it's, it's also called
like performative lying where it's like they're lying and they
know that we know that they're lying and it's a way to show
power. So it's like, it's like they're
going to tell you that they saw the same video that you saw and
that something completely different happened.
And they know that it's bullshit, that you know that
it's bullshit, and they're just going to do it anyways because
they they think that they can. You know, the ICE, ICE is the
domestic terrorist in this situation.
They just what they reassigned the guy who was in in charge of
ICE that had guy who's in charge of ICE, you know, Yeah.
Who walks around like? It was on the cover out with the
clown clown makeup on. Who's who walks around in an s s
coat. Like what are we talking?
Yes, I see it. I know exactly who it was.
Yeah, it's either. It's.
National Pop Art Day, by the way.
It's either Robert De Niro and fucking taxi driver or it's the
Nazi guy trudging around Minnesota, Minneapolis.
It's crazy. The what about ISM and the fact
that, like I said, the last the worst person that they could
have murdered, he is. I don't know if you could create
a worse person for them to do it because every single narrative
they try to be like he's going to be a bad.
Person. Would you say worse?
You mean like for their cause? Yeah, like for their cause and
for them to try to sweep it under the rug and make it go
away. And you're seeing that because
they got rid of Bovino after this the two because by the way,
he got shot by two dudes they. Ten, I think he shot 1010 shots.
They took his gun from him and then shot him.
I was on the. Fuck, see, but that's, and
that's what I'm saying, the worst person.
Yeah, the worst person. They could do that too.
Because then it's like, well, he had a gun.
Yeah, but you took it from him. So every single time they have
a, they have an excuse or a reason and why it happened to
try to justify it, There is a video evidence of the opposite
happening. So my point.
Is that they got rid of both, you know, and the two officers
who shot him are now on leave. So they are so.
Paid administrators. OK.
But my point is that there there I think there is an
acknowledgement that this is not good for them.
Well, this is something people don't know.
It's protocol. So they got, it's been since
Saturday that this happened. They just got put on
administrative leave today. If you're a federal agent and
you shoot somebody, you're automatically put on
administrative leave for three days.
So technically, the administrative leave they've
been put on has been delayed. They should have been put on
that immediately because that's just protocol.
So we'll see if they're back in the streets in four days.
They're saying that if they come back, they'll be put on desk
duty and they won't be out in the field anymore.
I don't fucking believe them. And then yeah, anybody that's.
And like you automatically have to do a mental health evaluation
and you're put on administrative, paid
administrative leave for three days.
So what we're seeing is just like what the rules are.
We're not seeing anything that's abnormal, anything that they've
says that they're actually taking it serious.
They're just, it would, if it would have been an actual
domestic terrorist running around with dynamite strapped to
his body and an ICE agent shot him, he would be, he would be
put on administrative leave for three days.
He'd have to see a mental health professional.
Cops have to go through it too. So it's not like what they're
doing is anything extra. They're literally just doing
what they have to do based on it's LSOP or legal standard
operating procedure. So all they're doing is
following an LSOP, that's it, that's it.
So they're not doing anything different.
They haven't changed. Any obviously, but yeah, the
the. People are like, they're on
leave. I'm like, yeah, they're supposed
to be. They shot somebody.
Well, that's where we're at. Well, this is where we're at.
It's like when normal shit happens, like that's where we
need to. We're surprised.
True, and that's sad. That like some some people will
sit there and clap and applaud that these guys are suspended
and I'm like that's normal what are we talking about so there
did what they were supposed to do crazy so that's.
Rare. I know, and that's what I'm
saying is that is unfathomably sad that that like whenever,
whenever we fall when we are following protocol is that we've
heard that word a lot lately. But when they do follow
protocol, we're stunned. Man, we're fucked bro.
We're so screwed. So I mean we'll see.
Now they're talking about like there you have a lot of people
that are anti that are turning on Trump.
Marjorie Taylor Green posted that.
She's literally said like, hey, you guys just she said something
along the lines of like if in Joe it would when Joe Biden was
president, if he grabbed a mag, if they grabbed a mag as
supporter disarmed him and executed him in the street.
How would y'all feel about it? She she literally said y'all are
being incited into a civil war. That's what Marjorie Taylor
Green tweeted. It was yesterday or earlier
today basically being like they're trying to make you guys.
Got her. She's she's already on the yeah.
Well, I know, but that's crazy. That would have like the focal
main centerpieces is talking to her supporters who are Trump
supporters, saying that they are being incited into a civil war
with all this shit because if it was the shoe was on the other
foot, they'd crash out. They they crash out on all this
shit and we are all way too smart.
I like, I like, Oh, wait, take that.
I would like, I'd like to think that we are all way too smart to
not acknowledge what we actually saw, which is like somebody got
murdered in the street. This is the second time.
The next thing you know, what's going to happen there, an ICE
agent's going to accidentally shoot another ICE agent.
They're going to shoot a cop. They're going to think a cop is
an illegal immigrant and something like that's going to
happen. The next step?
Is going to be. I wouldn't want that to happen.
It's going to be like a self-inflicted like harm on
another agent because they're so untrained.
Like it's crazy. If you're a cop, you have to do
at least 18 months of training before they put you out in the
field with a gun. They chopped down the 5 to 8 to
5 month training for ICE officers to 47 days as a nod to
Donald Trump. That is the corniest shit ever.
So we have people. We have a bunch of Proud Boys
running around with 40 days or less of training with a bunch of
taxpayer money in their pocket, walking around with masks,
harassing some, harassing Somalians.
Or. Outside of a outside of a
potbelly sandwich. I know I'm just, I'm just trying
to tie as much shit together as I can.
It's absolutely wild and we should all be appalled and
disgusted. These ice is just monstrous.
What these people are doing is monstrous.
And now the finger pointing. They're talking about impeaching
Christy Gnome. Stephen Miller's on the rocks
right now. Gnome and Miller are pointing
fingers at each other. She straight up said, I, I, I do
as I, as I'm directed by the president and by Stephen Miller.
So I true. He is the head of DHS.
No, I know, but she's like I do what he tells me to do, which is
her, not which is her. Stephen Miller is.
I get it, but she's but she's supposed to be up there to like
take the flax. She's supposed to be up there
and take the shit. And now she's saying no.
I listened to those two guys. She hasn't said that up until
now. She's openly admitting killing a
dog, like openly been like, I shot my dog, I shot a puppy like
she's a monster. And she's now pointing the
finger at them being like, they told me to do it because she
realized how fucked it is. So it's wild.
And and then what is it? If they look, what did Pam Bondi
say? If they give us their voter
rolls and their voter information, then we'll leave.
Yeah. What is that?
That's crazy. That's like I just saw an
article in our, in our before we start recording that the FBI
just seized all the voting, the votes in Georgia from 2020.
They just braided the election Commission headquarters or
whatever office and just took all of all the votes from 2020,
met that member Trump was like finally 11,570 votes.
He just went and took him today. Oh, I'm sure, because he's got
some. He's the weird is so weird.
This whole thing is so weird and bizarre.
He is such a weird, bizarre man, to put it lightly.
And to see all these people who just who are obsessed with
siphoning power off of this situation, just tolerating it,
'cause he's 'cause they're just close to the power and they
think they can maybe replace it, fill that power vacuum when he
does leave office, if he does leave office, well.
What it is, is that they would never, ever, ever, ever, ever be
close to the jobs that they have unless it.
Wasn't for him. Yeah, and that's what that's
what dictators do and mobsters do.
They always put like people who are incompetent who they would
never that's how you get loyalty is because they would never like
Pam Bonnie would never sniff sniff even like a District
Attorney fucking office like and she's the attorney general, you
know, of course she's. She'd be like a fucking
paralegal at some divorce. Family law.
She was like the attorney general of Kansas.
I think she's the attorney general of Florida or somewhere.
Oh, that, that's great because we've seen the attorney general
of Florida give sweetheart deals to Jeffrey.
So she replaced, she replaced Alex.
Alex Alex Acosta. That was a District Attorney.
A District Attorney who then became our secretary of Labor
was it. And then he had to step down
because everybody found out he was covering for Petos.
That's what I'm saying. So Florida not the best litmus.
No, I agree. So it's like, but no, it's true.
So but we're seeing that surrounding yourself with this
level of incompetence, listening to people that have personal
vendettas or axes to grind against certain communities or
against certain certain religious background, ethnic
groups, whatever, like sexual orientations.
There's people that have these axes to grind personally and
they're in close proximity to the power and they are using
that as a way to do that. Like they're that, that it's so
obvious, it's so blatantly transparent.
It's sad that people I've seen people that we know there's not
as many on this one as there were last time.
A lot of people are pretty quiet.
A lot of people are pro gun. So when you start talking about
like, hey, you can't bring your gun to a protest, some of those
people paused. The NRA was like, no, that's not
true. Like there's, there, you're, we
might be watching the unravelling because the
unravelling of this MAGA administration which has already
been going on, but this might be expediting it at real very
quickly because it's such an unpopular stance.
They put Trump in to drain the swamp, find the pedophile ring,
and to prevent Obama and Biden from taking all of your guns.
And now he is the swamp, he is the pedophile, and he is trying
to take your guns. Is that telling you every
accusation is a fucking confession?
Is that what you're saying? Kinda.
Yeah, dude, no shit. It's insane.
Another thing is we saw Nicki Minaj, she's been riding very,
very hard for Donald Trump did got a received a Trump gold
card. So she was not a legal, She was
a legal permanent resident. She's never actually been an
American citizen. She's been on the campaign trail
saying stupid shit. She is so weird.
She's not MAGA, she's MAGA. You can think about whenever she
was like, oh, JD Vance is an assassin and said that to Erica
Kirk. That was pretty cringe.
Couple weeks after her husband was assassinated.
But yeah, so I mean, everyone's been giving her shit.
So she's she's married a registered sex offender
pedophile dude. Like that is her husband.
It's known he's been. Nicki Minaj's husband has been
convicted of sexual assault on a minor and he's he's a registered
sex offender. He got arrested.
He got arrested recently because he were failed to register.
Like he's a creep. She's always gotten shit for it.
He's a scumbag. And they were always saying
she's lobbying for a pardon because she wants to get her
husband a pardon and that's why she's doing all this stuff.
And now she just got legal permanent residency.
So we'll see what happens. I wouldn't be shocked if you saw
her husband get a pardon at some point.
I think she's from Trinidad and Tobago.
Maybe. I've never liked I I liked to
make Nicki Minaj when I didn't know who she was.
But in the drought 3, Lil Wayne would drop freestyles and talk
about how he signed some girl named Nicki Minaj and I was
like, oh, who's that? And I was like, that was a bar.
That's about the most I've ever liked her.
Very obnoxious. And it's funny because a lot of
a huge swath of her followers are LGBTQ plus, very expressive,
very about being out there, which is kind of her music.
But in reality, she it's like she kind of hates a lot of her
fans. So that's how a lot of people
are feeling. And she hasn't been dropping any
music lately. She's kind of a clown show.
And now she's, you know, rubbed up next to Trump.
She just did a speech. I think today she's like she.
Said I'm going to protect him. I don't know what to say.
And you can barely see. You can't even see her face over
the microphone like she's her BB LS blowing out.
Looks like she's wearing a diaper 24/7, like she's just a
mess. But we saw this with little
pump. We've seen a lot of rappers who
are on the fringe of their careers failing latch themselves
on to Donald Trump to try to ride that grift.
I mean, you know, you think so. We can't be all we can't all be
4G auto blow and just be, you know, dropping mega bars for
years. So you've seen a lot of people
making that jump towards the end recently over the past few years
to try to like bring in new fans, get new people to listen
to their music, get new people to support him.
I. Mean Donald Trump hates his
voters, so it's it's nothing new.
True, but I thought that was very interesting because now she
was given a Trump gold card, which to me just makes it sound
really easy for like the cartel to come here.
Like I don't think it takes that much effort for them to come.
I can just like give you $2,000,000 for a car.
I thought it was 5. Or maybe it's five?
I thought I saw two today where it's like $2,000,000 he gave.
He gave her one. She's very stoked about it but
cringe Cringe is hell man. Super cringe.
Cringe EAF. And then also another thing
that's been coming out recently that Miss and we'll get into
articles, but Galaine Jizzy Lane Maxwell, who is, you know, the
accomplice convicted of crimes with Jeffrey Epstein was in
federal prison, was recently moved interviewed by Trump's
former personal defense attorney who's now turned the deputy
attorney general has been releasing information.
So it's come come to light that she is somebody that is leaking
this information. So that the Trump letter
allegedly that information came from her with the shape of the
woman's body, the birthday letter like that, like she
brought that to light. So then the estate found it
released it. So allegedly what she's doing
right now has been releasing drips and drabs of information
surrounding this. She recently said that there are
four to five Co conspirators that weren't prosecuted, that
were involved in the original Epstein trial in that sweetheart
deal where none of them could be prosecuted and they were given
immunity by Alex Acosta. There's those five.
But then she says there's 25 to 30 more direct friends of
Jeffrey Jeffrey Epstein who have not been indicted, not been
questioned, left out, but have paid out settlements.
There's people in his inner circle that have paid large lump
sum settlements to victims but were never indicted, but have
made payments to people to in hush money payments.
So that came out today. And what they're saying is she's
about to go to trial to try to get either a pardon or get her
conviction dropped. And they're saying that she's
using this information that she has as a way to like, not
blackmail, but kind of like nudge him towards the edge of
giving her what she wants because she is somebody who's
not dead, who can spill the beans on him and a lot of
people. Well, if that allegedly, if
that's the case. So with her trial coming up,
she's starting to start saying some things again.
And the last time, so that letter came out and you know,
pretty quickly after that, I didn't even think about it on
the timeline. But it makes sense that whenever
that information came out and it dropped pretty much like the
next day, within like 2 days they were down there talking to
her and she got transferred to a different prison, to a minimal
security prison from the prison she was in in New York.
Now she has like a cat or a dog. Yeah, so now it's like it's
something to keep an eye on. But you know, if she does get a
pardon, if she does get her conviction, conviction dropped
or you know, what's it called for?
Like she gets she gets credit. Yeah.
Communed if that does happen, that just makes him look more
fucking guilty. It's just, it's just to keep her
her from saying something. Every now and then I'll hear
somebody be like, you know, those like Greenland shit.
And like he just said he's going to bomb Iran if they don't do
like, a nuclear deal. It's like, meanwhile, we're not
talking about the Epstein files and they're still not released.
And like, my initial reaction was like, OK, but.
And I'm like, yeah, maybe the Epstein files really are like
that bad. Like, you know, career ending
for president, presidential ending bad.
And he's willing to fucking invade NATO allies to distract
you from his involvement in a pedophile ring.
Yeah, well now it's, there's an Armada, an armada's on it's way
to Iran. They had enough time and it's
like, yeah, I'm sure we're going to, he said.
That it's, I guarantee we're going to bomb the fuck out of
Iran in the next week. By the end, by the by Sunday
morning, we will have done some sort of military strike just to
continue the news cycle to keep deflecting and deflecting all
it's crazy. This dude and these other people
in some ways are doing all of this to distract from the fact
that if everybody knew what the fuck they were doing in the 70s,
eighties, nineties, 2000s, up to the 20 twenties.
I mean, in some ways, in some way shape our world would never
be the same. And they don't want it to
change. So, you know, it's like the he's
cool, but the old man on the street, you know, he's like, oh,
you know, I've lived here since the 50s and this neighborhood's
never changed. And I love it.
Like he, he holds on to it like he wants it to stay this way.
Right. And they, there's a lot of
people who have a vested interest in keeping things the
way they are, the status quo. And that's not necessarily the
smartest thing. It's kind of shitty.
And it doesn't matter if you're involved in that.
You should be right to cost across the coals publicly,
privately, and should be put in prison, period.
It doesn't matter who you are, what you came from doesn't
matter. If it was Jesse Ventura, not
that he would do that, he's an American hero, but if Jesse, if
Jesse was involved, Jesse needs to go down.
It doesn't matter who it is, but they're all.
Tell me who's? Involved.
I'm not on any list. The list I was on the was the
heaviest that I had was the Vietnam register when they
pulled my number. Then I became a frog man.
Now I live in the bus. And you know what it said?
It said CCC. When I was on the Mekong Delta,
all I had was my boys and my leather jacket that I wear every
day, every time you see me. What?
What's that one? John Fetterman's a poor man's
version of me. Yeah, I'm getting better at it.
I've been working at it. I don't talk like Jesse, but
tell me. Yeah.
It's how he ends it. He gets real serious and to the
point. What are they doing at DARPA?
Are they are third world country and you can't make you can't
talk like it without making your eyes bigger.
Yeah, what are they doing in this nuclear facility that they
won't let me, an original frog man, into?
I used to have? Original.
He is. He's one of the original Navy
Seals. Crazy.
That's what they weren't called Navy Seals.
They were called frogmen. So like, they were like
amphibious dudes in Vietnam. Like Jesse Ventura's literally
killed people with his bare hands.
And then he was world heavyweight champ and then he
was governor and he was in, you know, Predator.
He fought a predator. He's in like.
Speaking of amphibian and reptiles, told the person that
hiccups twice a day that you called them reptilian and they
do now be with you. Oh, really?
Yeah. I told you they would.
I didn't because I. Didn't listen, but then I told
them. Because I didn't, because I was
like, that's that. That's sketchy every day at the
same time. Come on, man.
Get. Out of here and and and this
person hates reptiles. Sounds scaly to me.
Let's take a 5 minute break. All right.
All righty. And real quick, Alex Peretti I
would I forgot I was I it's Renee Good and Alex Peretti, the
two people that were. Murdered.
I thought it was Rebecca. Is it Renee?
Yeah, Renee. Renee.
Renee Good. And Alex Peretti.
I I knew it was Alex. I didn't.
I forgot how to pronounce his last name, so I didn't want to
say it, but those are their names.
Don't forget them. ISIS out there murdering people.
Be safe out here in these streets.
I digress. I'm pissed, dude.
I'm fucking so pissed about this stuff.
It's it's wild not to, we'll get into the articles, but I was
warning and talking about this to people and they were like,
yeah, right. I was like, they're deporting
American citizens. No, they're not.
I was like, yes, they are. It's like one of these days ICE
is going to kill somebody and then you're going to be like, oh
shit. And it happened like twice in a
week and like 2-3 weeks. And they were like, Oh my God.
I. Don't know.
I think we both said it like on the podcast, we're saying like
Ice is going to kill somebody that's going to cause a protest,
then he's gonna try to hit us with the martial law, put the
truth what he wants, or the Insurrection Act.
It's like it's like part of the playbook.
Yeah, you got to do the first two articles cuz they're on.
Let me see if I can look them. Cuz you all right.
Snapple News. This is from Billboard exhibits
Ex-wife sues over cannabis brand she says she built while he
smoked marijuana constantly. It's a marijuana company, what
are we talking? Sorry, this is the article
that's hilarious. By Rachel Scharf Krista Joyner
Krista Joyner alleges the rapper and former Pit My Ride House
Sold Their Business Without Her consent Exhibit's ex-wife claims
in a new lawsuit that the rapper illegally sold away their stake
in a cannabis brand that she says she worked tirelessly to
monetize while he was doing drugs and having an affair.
Krista Joyner, who was married to Exhibit Alvin Joyner from
2014 to 2021, made the allegations in a Thursday,
January 15th civil complaint in California federal court.
Krista and the former Pit My Right host are officially
divorced but still litigating the division of assets, meaning
a restraining order prohibits them from selling joint property
without each other's consent. Krista alleges Exhibit violated
this restraining order by unilaterally selling their joint
stake in the cannabis business Brass Knuckles, including three
trademarks, for $724,000 in 2023.
Krista got nothing from the sale and didn't even learn about it
until a year later, the lawsuit claims.
To this day, Krista Joyner has not consented to the sale of the
Brass Knuckles brand, nor has she been asked by anyone for her
consent to any sale or assignment of her Community
property interest, reads the lawsuit.
Kristen Exhibit Co founded Brass Knuckles in 2016 and found
immense success, according to the lawsuit, which claims the
brand was valued at more than $100 million by 2018.
Krista says that while exhibit, Sir.
Krista says that while Exhibit served as the public face of
Brass Knuckles, she did all the hard work of managing employees,
developing products, designing marketing strategies and
generating sales. Krista was instrumental in
ensuring the operations of the brand began and continued
smoothly, given that her then husband had no business
experience other than as a rapper from the 1990s and a part
time actor with the cancelled show who smoked marijuana
constantly and who had filed for bankruptcy twice, reads the
lawsuit. What do you think?
I mean, it keeps going but. There's a couple.
Brass knuckles I I've definitely heard of it.
I mean, is that shocking? Is it, you know, like Dame Dash
is broke and he's auctioning off his his his portions of
Rockefeller? I'm like, is that shocking?
Is it shocking that Exhibits filed for bankruptcy twice and
his wife's leaving him for cheating and he's like kind of a
lazy? Ass OK, they Co founded the
brand, it was worth $100 million and he sold off their shares for
less than 1,000,000. Some well what's not adding up
like is it? Why was that like where is it?
I'm trying to do the math here y'all.
Unless they did you Co found it with like 100 people.
Yeah, I don't know. Or did it?
It was 2018, it was worth 100 million.
Did it lose fucking 100% of its value $728,000 you sold that
shit for? Well, and I mean without her
consent they Co founded it. I have a feeling that he put up
the money to start it. So he probably felt like he
owned all of it and then it's like, well, we Co founded it and
she probably was running it and doing a lot of the business, but
he probably paid for most of at least the start up cost.
They started it in 2018 or is it 2018?
It was 2016. Yeah.
Then he put up probably a bunch of his money to do it.
And then they've probably been battling over who's actually
whose company it was. I've seen this.
I don't. Think they?
No, I don't think they. I think it's both of their
companies. Well it might be but I'm saying
he probably put up a lot of the starting capital.
Like I've seen this before where it personally where I've seen
professional sports athlete put this was wild.
They were both scumbags husband and the wife but put up a bunch
of money for her to start a business and nail salon like
something like 400 grand and he was like it was her thing but he
had like total control over it. But what she did is she took
that 400K and stashed it in case she was going to leave her
husband and then went out and took out a half $1,000,000 loan
and started the business and pocketed the cash which is super
shitty. Why?
That's just like, that's really dishonest.
That's like, probably not someone you should be married to
if you're going to be like, yeah, you can give me the money.
I'm going to use it for this. And then I'm going to stash it
in the secret bank account. So I have it as a rainy day
fund. If I if you divorce me or leave
me. And it's because she signed a
prenup and on the prenup she wouldn't get very much.
So she was trying to come up with a way to ensure that she
got some money from him if they got divorced.
That's no, that's gross. And that's city boys up if it
was a boy. No, that'd be gross.
If it was a dude too, I'd be. Like get your boys up.
That's scheming as fuck, but that's not super shocking.
I mean, exhibit's been out of the rap game.
For I didn't know that he, I didn't know that he was broke.
I mean, but he's to make. How do you, how do you, how do
you? He had hits.
Then he also had pimped My Ride,
which was like one of the biggest shows on TV when it was
on and then. Living above your means it's the
same. And then brass knuckles is worth
100 million. It's the same whenever people,
you know, win the lottery and then they go broke with the
lottery winnings. It's like they're spending more
than they're making, so they're never like.
Really. No.
I know. It's just so much money to blow.
No, it's but we've it's not shocking and I don't feel like
he's always been the best decision maker.
He he has like, you know, some good, some really good songs.
He's got some good features. There's a song with with Devin
The Dude and exhibit and then gnaws pop just trying to live.
It's called some of them great song.
His verse in that is fire, but he really went like that media.
I want to be a host. I want to be like a figure type
person and stepped away from the rap grave and I think that kind
of fucked himself over. He stopped doing music forever
ago and now it's all just been about like I'm hosting this or
Pimp my ride or I got a weed company.
He was like trying to come up with other ways to say it.
Worked. What do you mean?
Obviously not. He's.
He's dude, he fucked it up on the back end.
It's not like the the. Ventures but if you but if you
fuck it up on the back end, it still didn't work.
You don't know no, you don't get credit.
No, you don't. You.
Can't just say that like you can't say like it would have
been better if you kept doing music.
It's like how he had a number like a hit show and a fucking 9
figure business. Yeah.
And they failed and he failed at running those businesses.
So that's it. Like if that's.
Then my ride did not fail. The.
Show got cancelled. I mean, how much longer could
you pimp someone's about me? The the the shit that they were
doing was absurd. I feel like it was.
One of the guys, one of the guys on Pimp My Ride is like still
decking out cars. Like the main guy, he was like,
look, I gave you the I put in a a Cisco ball the summer in the
back. Just so you know, when you have
people, they can sweat with you in the back.
You're like, what? Like that dude's still like
doing weird shit to cars. But I'm just saying it's not
that shocking. I feel like exhibit's been a
mess for a while. And no and no.
You, if you have $100 million business and it fails because
you suck and the business sucked because you failed, like you
don't get credit if you don't keep it going.
I'm just, I like, especially if it's at your own fault, then
you're just a bad business owner.
Like that's it. He's a bad business.
He was a bad businessman. Sounds.
Like he wasn't involved at all, so how?
Dame, Dame Dash, bad businessman.
You know why? Because he's fucking broke,
that's why. He's a bad businessman.
It's not because he didn't have a good business.
He wasn't making tons of money with Jay-Z.
He's bad because he's broke. That's why.
Because he had that much and he, he, he couldn't figure out what
to do with it. And he when he when he tried to
figure out what to do with it, he blew it all.
That just means you're my business guru Proftri talks
about. He's been rich three times.
Because he's been. He went completely broke twice.
Yeah, and now he's crushing it. Yeah, so sometimes.
You know better. He became a good businessman.
That's like saying Trump is a good businessman but all of his
businesses failed for the most part, right?
And he went broke because it's like it was the.com explosion
and then the Great Recession. Yeah.
I mean. He had a shit too tied up in
stocks. Yeah, there's some things like
there's sometimes like where that stuff is like out of your
control. I mean, I guess that's like you
wish you wouldn't have had your that much stuff tied up into it.
But he's rebounded because he was smart and it wasn't his bad
decision making that made the the market crash.
Trump's stakes failed, the Taj Mahal failed.
Trump Plaza or not Trump Plaza. All of his casinos failed
because he's a bad businessman not and he was at the best
casinos in the world at one point making more money than
anybody could. All the famous people losing and
money in that fucking place and he still buried it to the.
Ground I mean to me like that is just like such a microcosm of
Trump where it's like like the like complete opposite of a good
businessman. It's like you just think of
like, what would the what would that like analogy?
Because or like it would be like, dude, someone who would
bankrupt a casino. The house never the house always
wins, right? House always wins.
Casinos print money. It's like impossible to lose at
a casino if you're the house. And Trump did it four times.
Yeah, that's so, I mean. And and sold the country on him
being a good businessman. It's you bankrupted the one
thing that it would be like a hard R retard would have a hard
time doing and you did it four times.
Thank you. End of the day I feel like
there's got to be more to this story because she's suing him
over cannabis branch she said she helped built while he smoked
marijuana constantly. No shit exhibit was smoking weed
constantly. Get the fuck out of here.
It's not like he smoked $100 million worth of weed.
There's way more to it. She's probably more pissed off
that he was cheating and had an affair and then that now they're
not together anymore. That's probably the catalyst for
it because it ended in what? When When did he say he sold it?
He sold it. Just he sold it like right now,
like when he in 2023. So he sold it in 2023 and now
we're in 2026, and now you're suing him and you're talking
about it. There's way more to the story.
Well, she didn't find out until 24.
I thought you so 24 so now she's suing him but you didn't know
that a portion of your company was sold.
So what he was just give cutting you a check every month from the
money that he was making off of the cannabis company?
How did you not know that your shares were sold if the if it
took you a year to realize your checks weren't coming in?
Get the fuck out of here. That's like, that doesn't make
any sense. Am I?
Does that sound like do? You see my?
On it, like that's where I'm like, what?
But like, at the same time, it's like if he wasn't allowed to do
it while they're going through the divorce.
Yeah. No, no.
Yeah, then it doesn't really matter.
Then then if he sold the asset off before it before though,
because then it would be like certain things like that.
There's certain things you can't do whenever you're going through
a divorce where it's like you can't be selling off assets
unless they're until they're divided and all of that.
So that is shady. That's what it is she's saying.
So that's sketchy, but it took her that long to figure it out.
Because if that happened, you would have a lawyer that works
for the company. They'd be like, hey, man, you
can't do that. Somebody would tell $100 million
company, there's somebody in that cannabis company that does
legal shit, especially because it's weed.
And with when they started it, as weeds become more socially
acceptable. I mean, in 2016, there was weed
shops in LA still getting raided by the cops.
There you go watch videos of them busting in because it would
be the federal law enforcement, state law, federal law.
That was a whole like Chabet. I know you remember that shit to
a couple smoke shops in Cali where they get raided by the
feds, take all their money, take all their weed.
Well, we can do this because we're the federal government.
So there's no way there's not someone in that room that's
like, hey, exhibit, hey, X to the Z, maybe don't do that.
Like you're going to get yourself in trouble.
Please. It's shady, but someone told him
he can't do that. Somebody said something.
Well. Oh no, my, my mic's off.
Next article from The Athletic. This one is by Danny Alfonso.
Former Olympian Ryan Wedding pleads not guilty to drug
trafficking, murder charges. Ryan Wedding, a former Olympic
snowboarder who competed in the 2002 Winter Games, stood before
AUS judge on Monday and pleaded not guilty to 17 felony counts
tied to a sweeping criminal case that includes allegations of
drug distribution, witness interference and conspiracy to
murder. The appearance marked Weddings
first time in the in American courtroom in connection with the
case since authorities took him into custody in Mexico last
week. He's brought into Santa Ana
courtroom in Orange County, California, under restraint,
dressed in a tan jail uniform with chains secured around his
ankles. US Magistrate Judge John D Early
asked Wedding whether he had reviewed the two indictments
filed against him. Wedding answered.
I've read them both, yes. Federal prosecutors first church
wedding in 2024, accusing him of leading a wide-ranging criminal
operation that included drug trafficking and murder.
Authorities allege he ordered multiple killings tied to the
drug trade, including the 2023 deaths of two members of a
Canadian family following a stolen shipment, as well as a
separate murder connected to an unpaid drug debt in 2024.
The case expanded last year when prosecutors added allegations
that Wedding arranged for the killing of a witness in Colombia
in an effort to block his extradition to the United
States. Wedding was arrested on Thursday
in Mexico City and later transferred to the US custody
and flown to Southern California.
At a Friday news conference in Ontario, CA, FBI Director Kash
Patel pointed to coordinated efforts across several countries
to capture Wedding, describing him as one of the world's most
wanted criminals last week. Yeah.
Oh no, you're gonna keep going. Let's say they've been looking
for this dude for a while. Yeah.
Last week, Mexican authorities said Wedding turned himself in
at the US Embassy in Mexico City, bringing an end to a year
long pursuit involving law enforcement agencies from the
United States, Mexico, Canada, Colombia and the Dominican
Republic. That account was challenged by
weddings attorney Anthony Colombo, who disputed the
characterization of the arrest and said his client did not give
himself up voluntarily. He didn't surrender.
He was apprehended, he was arrested, Colombo said.
And he spin that the government of Mexico was putting on this.
That he surrendered is inaccurate.
Colombo suggested the wording may reflect broader diplomatic
sensitivities, pointing to recent developments in US
foreign policy. I can understand.
Look, the Trump administration with the apprehension of
Venezuelan ousted President Nicolas Maduro has made clear
that we're in a bold new era with regard to international
relations. So 1 can understand why that
statement might have been put out.
Because if the US government is unilaterally going into a
sovereign country and apprehending somebody, you can
understand the concern that that sovereign entity might have.
But he was apprehended. Wedding was on the FB is 10 most
wanted list for allegedly running a transnational drug
operation that funneled large amounts of cocaine into the US
and Canada. Authorities offered a $15
million reward for information leading to his arrest and
conviction. Wedding, who represented his
country at the 20 or 2002 Winter Olympics in Salt Lake City and
competed in the men's parallel giant slalom event, have been
living and hiding in Mexico for over a decade, according to
authorities. When asked about his clients
state of mind, Colombo replied, He's in good spirits.
He's a strong, you know, he's a former Olympic athlete, which
obviously takes a lot of mental toughness to participate in
those type of games and at a high level.
So he's in good spirits. Hotel had previously called
Wedding a modern day iteration of Pablo Escobar, and he was
known to law enforcement by multiple aliases, including El
Hefe, Giant Public Enemy, James Conrad King and Jesse King.
Authorities said he built his criminal operation after being
released from U.S. Federal prison in 2011, where he
had served time for cocaine trafficking.
Dude, this guy's prolific. The judge ruled that wedding
must remain in custody. There's a presumption that the
individual will flee given the nature of the charges, of the
potential penalty that they're facing.
The government invoked that the provision within the law moved
for detention. They filed a written motion to
detain him without bond, Colombo said.
All right, what do you think about this?
Well, how did this dude get? They've been looking for this
dude for a while, so he's been like pretty legendary.
And they've been, yeah, looking for this fucking dude.
When I first heard about this, I was thinking like, maybe like he
met some people in Europe or something, like at the Olympics
and you got to connect. But it's no Salt Lake City.
Crazy. It's crazy that he's like an
Olympian selling a bunch of coke.
But yeah, I mean, it's, it's nuts.
I mean, he's pretty screwed. I mean, he's going to get a long
period of time. It's known that he's been doing
this. It's pretty cut and dry that he
was well. He was in prison before for it
and he got. Out.
That's crazy. Got out and then ran to Mexico.
Like definitely, you know, he's like more than likely a
murderer. I was.
Thinking of like the movie, like, you know, Blow, but with
him it's going to be. So good.
It's wild that he's lasted this long in Mexico and they caught
him like nobody like flipped on him for this long.
It's pretty wild. That's like, that's a down.
That's a down. Canadian white boy running
around Mexico like pushing coke. That's that's fucking wild.
That's what I'm saying. The Movie.
Oh, this will be a movie. This is going to be a movie at
some point. There was also that this is a
good documentary about a football player who was injured
and was a coke dealer and it's cocaine quarterback.
It's on Amazon. That one's pretty.
Yeah, it's pretty. It's all right.
I mean, it's pretty good. But a lot similar lines where
it's like, you know, football athlete, you know, then at USC
slowly becomes this like very well connected cocaine dealer
while, you know, attending school.
Not really a good player. I mean, he was good enough to
make make, you know, be on the USC football team during like
peak USC times. But yeah, it was just like
pushing coke like crazy, like selling all sorts of fucking
drugs, getting all sorts of people involved and stuff.
It's wild. Whatever you see it the the
sports athletes, it's like they use their celebrity.
They use that status as a way to get into rooms.
And that's such a weird room to like.
Shout out Ramon's Taylor, allegedly.
To to trans, to like make that transition and get out of it.
Hey, man, Ramon's is doing like awesome work with kids and shit
like that. Oh yeah, he's got his football,
youth camps, flag football leagues, like Ramon's is does
amazing work with all these kids.
So to see see what he's been able to do coming from what he
did to where he allegedly to where he's at now is pretty
fucking awesome because he's definitely like give back to the
community. Is it didn't like lose his
shine. There was a couple times where I
played some flag football tournaments in Austin and would
bump into him and see him there and it's just like the exact
same, like just fucking great. For the audience, Ramon Taylor
was a running back at the University of Texas, back when
Vince Young was the quarterback, and they were in the national
championship. Matt Leinert, USC, The crazy
game. He scored a touchdown in the
championship. Ramon Taylor was.
Like hard with him just because like our, our, our friends, in
order to go to UT had to go the summer session before freshman
year. So like right when we graduated
high school, so before I moved back to California, the homies
were already going to College in Austin.
And when we were in Dallas and said we would go down there and
who was also at the school at the time where the football
players. So our friends became friends
with the football players. And that's how we've met
Ramon's. Yeah, they brought, they brought
him up a couple times, like to, to to South, like like over
Christmas breaks. There's a couple parties, like
house parties where those guys were at.
It was a good time. But no, it's it's shocking
because you think Olympic athlete, this is you're, you're,
you're set. And then to go that route, to
take that pivot. I mean, that's not just like
that's not like petty drug dealing though.
Like this dude's like, no, no, no, that's like they they called
him Hefe, they called him Giant. Giant, because he's probably
fucking huge. He's a big, he's not like a
small guy. But yeah, I mean, that's a mad
party boy, ski party boy vibes too.
Like that's crazy. Like before he was an Olympic
athlete. What was that dude like when he
was like 1516 snow, like snowboarding and shit and skiing
in Canada. That dude was doing blow and was
doing crazy, crazy stuff to reach that point.
I mean, there, there was had to be moments where it was like,
maybe I shouldn't do this. And like if someone tried to be
like, hey, if you keep doing goofy stuff, like there's it
just caught up with him. But it's wild that he hid in
Mexico as long as he did. That's honestly impressive.
Yeah, that's one of those things that's not cool.
So that's cool as shit. Like to hide out in Mexico for
11 years. I'm a big tall, I'm a big white
boy Canadian Olympic athlete, and I'm hiding in Mexico for
over a decade and I'm pushing coke.
That's that sounds like a made-up cartoon.
On the FBI was most wanted. I'm on the FBI is most wanted.
I'm an Olympic athlete and I'm on the FBI's most wanted list.
That's crazy that that that beat you got OJ beat.
You know what I'm saying? Like that's wild.
Top 10s wild. Do every once in a while I'll
check that to see like who's in the top ten and what do they do
right now? It's all like crypto scam
people. There's that one woman who's
assumed to be dead, allegedly, but nobody knows.
She stole like billions of dollars of crypto and then
vanished. I think it was like one coin or
something like that. And then they found like her
shoe or something by a Cliff. Like she might have jumped to
kill herself. But no one knows where she is.
She's on there. Warren Jeffs was on there.
He was number 2 when Osama bin Laden was number 1.
So it's a very exclusive list. Like it's the Creme de la Creme
of criminals. So to be listed as a Canadian,
to be listed on the FBI's most wanted list too, that's kind of
tight. That might be the most Canadian.
And shout out to Canada, our number one international
country. Shout out to your Prime Minister
at Davos, his speech about hegemony and America.
Spot on. Shout out.
Did you see it? Yeah, I saw some of the comments
from Mark Carney. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I know, but
they just had they just Davos crap linked up, linked up with
China. Yeah, and and then Keir Starmer,
the Prime Minister of the UK, is going to China this week.
I think for the first time a Prime Minister from the UK has
gone to China and since 2018, yeah.
So Trump, Trump, we're fine. We're.
Fine, everything's fine. That's how fucking that's how
another another like check mark of like how crazy is Trump?
Canada and the UK would rather deal with China.
Yep, article #2 boom, boom, boom.
Immigration officials allow suspect in $100 million jewelry
heist to self deport, avoiding trial.
And you know, you know me. I love me a good jewelry heist.
They let this dude fucking walk out.
So this is from The Associated Press.
So it's from NBC News, but it's by The Associated Press.
Federal immigration authorities allowed a suspect in $100
million jewelry heist, believed to be the largest in U.S.
history to deport himself to South America in December.
Move that stunned and upset prosecutors who were who were
planning to try the case and send him to prison.
Jensen Noel Priscilla Flores, one of the seven people charged
last year was stocking an armored truck in a rural freeway
rest stop north of Los Angeles and stealing millions of
millions of dollars worth of diamonds, emeralds, gold, rubies
and designer watches. That's tight.
See, if I get caught stealing a bunch of shit, then I'd be like,
what did he steal? He sold diamonds, emeralds, gold
and rubies. Like, bro, that's some pirate
shit. That's cool.
Ford's faced up to 15 years in federal prison if convicted on
charges of conspiracy to commit theft from the from Interstate
and foreign shipment. And theft from Interstate and
foreign shipment. So yeah, what charges of
conspiracy to commit theft from theft from, I think.
They're charging him with conspiracy and for the theft.
Oh, with a theft, OK. I was like, man, that just
mashed up together. He plead not guilty to the
charges the Immigration and Customs Enforcement deported for
us in late December after he requested a voluntary departure.
ICE did not immediately respond to an e-mail seeking comment.
Shocker. His attorney, John D Robertson
motion to dismiss the indictment against his client, asking for
the charges to be permanently dropped in the case closed.
Federal prosecutors oppose the motion and say they still hope
to bring Forrest to trial, asking for the charges to be
dropped without prejudice to keep the door open for criminal
prosecution in the future. Like well, if he comes back, we
want to try to stick it to him. I.
Wonder what the statue of limitations is on that.
I wonder if he has some of these rubies if he's stashed the shit.
He was charged. He wasn't in prison.
He self deported, right? Think about that.
So that means that he was they were going they were going to
they they charged him, but it's not like he was sitting in
federal prison. He work, he put What is the
deport? What is with justice in America
nowadays bro? What?
What a. Nothing makes sense.
You're about to go lock up for 15 years and then you're just
like, hold on, I'm going to fill out this voluntary deport.
Let's see what happens. Like, yeah, get the hell out of
here. Like, oh, OK.
Shit. Like that's crazy that it's like
making up a fake doctor's note and getting out of class and you
know, it's not going to work. It looks like shit.
And then, but now every teacher's a sub, every teacher's
a sub on their first day. So they're just like, yo,
Chuck's out. Take it easy.
And you're just like, oh, shit, that worked.
I feel like that it was that guy's response.
Holy shit, that worked. He's never coming back.
That dude disappeared. And if if they didn't catch him,
if they don't have, he pled not guilty, which means they didn't
catch him with that shit. They just they just thought he
did it. They're like, we think you did
this. So we're going to get enough
evidence to prove that you did. We don't need the diamonds,
right? This motherfucker probably you
might be walking around. What about the other seven?
Or or the other 6. Or or he gave a couple rubies to
the fucking. Christine Gnome.
Yeah, somebody like, yeah, was like, yeah, let me get the fuck
out of here. See here give this give this
large diamond. To Steven, the old ones.
To Trump. Stephen Miller's like Jafar, he
just needs that one Ruby to put and then he can like do his
weird shit and like see the future through the sand.
I don't know if people talk about that.
Jafar had magical powers before he was a genie, which is tired
as fuck but yeah. I played Jafar in a play when we
were in fifth grade. Not we'll talk about that.
There's, there's, there's that part though, in the beginning
when he's like watching Aladdin like a creeper through like that
sand thing or whatever, and he sees him like walking through
the sandstorm and he's like watching him from afar, you
know, like, but he's using some sort of magic dude.
Jafar was magic. Jafar's type.
Low key. Like I think Jafar was bisexual
but he was still cool. Oh, 100%.
Definitely bisexual, but he was cool as fuck.
He had a cane. Cool as.
Color all all Disney villains? What do you mean bisexual?
I think all Disney villains have you if you notice are like gay.
Well, the voice of Jafar and Scar, the same person too.
They're basically the same character and like style,
colours, how they act. They're like the exact same
character because Scar, Scar, you know?
Scars are Nazi. But we're he was trying.
Yeah. Well, yeah, I mean, the goose
stepping hyenas is a big red flag, but.
Did you see Bovino was that extra?
He was one of the hyenas. Oh, he was.
Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, OK. I thought he was Eddie.
He was. He's the one with the with with
different ones coat and scarf. Yeah, it's.
Oh, OK, I thought. The the the hair gel.
Oh, OK, I thought he was Eddie the real.
Stupid the fascist chic hair. Yeah, I call it Nazi hyena chic.
Oh, that's pretty good. Hi, Nazi chic.
At high high. Despite Flores being a
permanent, a lawful permanent resident like Nicki Minaj used
to be and released on bail, he was taken into custody by ICE in
September, according to the filings of his defense
attorneys. So he was, he was charged,
released on bail, and then scooped up by ICE and then ICE,
they're so stupid, they let him go.
This is a as far as you say they were unaware of Flores had an
in, had an immigration detainer. This is a violation of his
criminal prosecution rights and warrants his case get dismissed,
Robertson said in his motion. So basically he was out on bail
and they picked him back up and he's like, yeah, you can't do
that. That's all you got to drop the
charges. Prosecutors are are supposed to
allow civil immigration process to play out independently while
criminal charges are pending, federal prosecutors wrote in
their motion to oppose the dismissal.
This is exactly what they did in this case, unwittingly to the
defendant's benefit and unwittingly to defendant's
benefit in that he will now avoid, he will now avoid trial
and any potential conviction and sentence unless he returns to
the United States. He's never coming back.
What happened to Flores is extremely unusual, especially in
a case of the significance, former federal prosecutor Lori
Levinson said. Ordinarily, if a criminal
defendant had immigration proceedings against them, which
is common, immigration officials would inform the prosecutors
what was happening. In minor cases, the defendant
can sometimes choose to self deport in lieu of prosecution.
Don't think this is a small one, it's just beyond me how they
would deport him without without the prosecutors being in on the
conversation. This is really what this is
really was out of. Was was the left hand not
knowing what the right hand was doing?
The Jewelers who were stolen from are also demanding answers.
When a defendant in a metal a major federal case leaves the
country before trial, victims are left without answers.
See, they don't have their shit without a verdict and without
closure. I'm Terry Knoll, the attorney
for the jewelry company said the infamous jewelry heist unfolded
in July 2022 after suspects scouted the Brinks tractor
trailer, leaving in an international jewelry show near
San Francisco a dozen dozens of bags of jewels, according to the
indictment. While the victims reported more
than $100 million in losses, Brinks said the items were
stolen were less than 10 shady fucking Jewelers.
A lawsuit was filed by the Brinks Cup security company said
one of the drivers was asleep inside the big rig and that the
other was getting food inside the rest stop when the thieves
broke in. Dude, I don't know, it was that
easy. That's crazy.
It's just that easy. In the words of Cordero
Patterson. There's this really bad NFL
commercial back in the day and Cordero Patterson's AG.
But he just sounds stupid. Like when he talks, you're just
like, and there's a commercial they had them on and they're
like, man, Cordell, you mean you do that?
How do you do that? And he looks like I did that
easy. Like just like that, whatever.
It's like, it's just that easy. I'm like, I think about Cordell
Patterson. It did that easy.
This is stupid. I love that he escaped.
I love that nobody got hurt. I hope he has all of the fucking
jewels and is hiding out in some Argentinian.
Like, I don't know South America.
They don't even know where he went.
He's just in South America. That's so left open.
Like if you could hide in South America, he's got a bag of
jewels. You're either going to see him
like become the next El Cafe or we're going to see this dude
like show up dead in like 6 months because someone's going
to like realize this fucking crazy dude's walking around with
a bag of jewels. If you know his name, you're
like that dude's, that's the dude who's got all those jewels.
Like he's kind. Of got rid of the jewels before
he bounced. You want, you want, you want to
cash the jewels in America. Yeah, but if you already got
scooped up and you had him, he might just be sitting on them.
But he was in ICE detention, so self deport.
So maybe he didn't. So maybe like his like his girl
or somebody's like got him and is hiding him and then he'll
meet him in South America. Well Self deport probably means
like he like they like let him go home and get his shit and
leave and then they'll if they'll come back in a week and
if he's not gone. Yeah, yeah.
Maybe otherwise. Otherwise they're deporting him.
It's like then it's not a self support but.
But you can tell that they did not.
They did not get their shit back by that answer.
We have no answers. Because it's these fucking
quotas that Steven, you know, Santa Monica fascist Stephen
Miller has. So when they, when the guy's
like, yeah, also I'll fill out the self deport, they're like.
Boom. Sick.
Check it, check it. That's it.
That's the number. And they're, you know, so
excited to like get them out of here that they didn't even think
about. Is this dude on trial for $100
million? Jewel the Heist.
Well, they had to have known because that's why they picked
him up. Then I feel like they.
Picked him back up because. That's something that would
happen to me, that would happen to me like we're like, you're
just fucked. And and then it's like, oh, what
if I. Just can I just leave?
Yeah. Yeah.
Get out of here. Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
It's way easier. Bye, man.
Yeah, yeah. Do you need a ride to your house
to get your shit? Are you good?
Yeah, man. That's cool.
We appreciate you, man. You're just doing us a favor.
Thanks. Madness.
Just got to ask. Last article Ray J is dying
y'all crazy star star of Moisha. Have you seen the video of Vince
Staples talking about it? Ray J, The Ray J Never.
Ray J has never taken an L Yeah, that that we owe everything to
Ray J He's like, do you like VH1?
Ray J. Raycon by Earbuds.
Ray J. And then, yeah, he had like a he
had like a six different like, like he broke it down.
He's like after what Fabulous did to Ray J, he never
recovered. Anyways, go ahead.
Yeah, but Ray J is dying, you know.
Ray J shares his heart is only beating at 25% after a neo fatal
hospitalization. Ray J has said his heart is only
beating at 20%. He said he almost died while
hospitaled with severe pneumonia in January.
And it starts off Ray J's on. Ray J is on the mend.
The Sexy Can I singer opened up about his recent hospitalization
with pneumonia, sharing an update on his current condition.
My heart's only beating at 25%, but as long as I stay focused
and stay on the right path, everything will be all right.
My health is not OK so I thank everybody for supporting and
praying for me through everything I've been, everything
I've been in the hospital. Also thanking fans for their
support through his medical ordeal, the 45 year old added
the caption to the post. Just almost died.
I'm alive because of your prayers.
This includes his older sister Brandy, as well as Love Cabin
cast mate Shyla Hansoff, who said Ray J was sitting in the
fucking hospital just just watching me be sick.
Ray J said she was sitting in the hospital watching her men be
sick. There's a few people that's
helped me kind of survive this. I love you Sheila.
But this was not Ray J's first bout with pneumonia.
He also sought treatment for a lung infection because of COVID
in 2021. I thought it was over, he told
TMZ, explaining how she shared a hospital ring with COVID-19
patients despite testing negative for the respiratory
virus. I started praying and knew God
is good so I just kept praying. He also recently got in trouble
because he pulled a gun out on his wife Princess, his fiance
from Love and hip hop. He did get in trouble for like
whipping out a gun on her like months ago.
So it's pretty crazy that I was in the hospital with pneumonia
again. The on again off again couple
announced their separation in 2024 after their previous
divorce filing dismissed by the court.
After much reflection and discussion and counseling, we
have come to the difficult realization that our paths have
diverted and this is totally written by a great PR person and
it is the best interest of both parties for us to part ways,
Princess told PEOPLE in a statement.
We want to reassure you that this decision was made
thoughtfully and with mutual respect and consideration for
the others well-being, she added.
While our relationship espouses may be coming to an end, we
remain committed to Co parenting our children and maintaining a
positive and supportive dynamic. And then he like whipped out a
gun on her. It's kind of crazy.
I I've always loved that Ray JS name on Moesha was just Ray J.
So MO Brandy went by Moesha, but his name was just Ray J.
Like he's just always been Ray J and I've always thoroughly
enjoyed that. He's just like, Nah, that's.
My, I mean, he's the only pop star that I've ever seen have
sex multiple times. True.
Very. True, just 'cause I had the Ray
J Kim K sex tape DVD from the Playboy Mansion swag bag on my
coffee table. Oh wow.
Yeah, and then when people will come over, I'd be like, have you
seen the Kim K Ray J sex tape? Yeah, let me put it on.
Similar to like when we were in 7th grade and people would come
up and be like, have you seen 2G1C?
Let me put it on. Like, is that a good song?
Was that a music video? Or no, no no no.
It's going to cost you money in therapy for the rest of your
life. Yeah, it's gonna you won't be
the same after the sleepover. But Kim K saying oh Ray J, oh
Ray J like lives rent free in my brain.
Weird, but OK, I could. It's just so funny, dude.
Well, he's in and he's. Calling him Ray J, you know,
like, yeah, like just like you said, he's always been Ray J
even even when even in the Kim K sex tape, even when he's.
Cracking it. He's just Ray.
Just call. Call me Ray J Hi.
I'm Ray J, But my everybody calls me Ray J.
So if you were like, hey, Ray, he'd be like, I don't, I ain't
listening to that. Where's the J?
Don't forget the J bitch. It's.
Like we see a baby, don't forget the baby.
Super crazy, but he's in litigation with the Kardashians
about a settlement over that sex tape.
There's all sorts of controversy about them and they always say
that like Ray J has all this information that could tear them
down because it wasn't like leaked.
They were all in on it and it was a big I.
Think we all know that? They.
Gave it away at the Playboy Mansion the And why were they
giving it away? It was because it was the same.
It was December and it was the month that Kim was on the cover
of Playboy. So it's like she's obviously in
on it. Yeah, obviously.
And that's what he's always said from the beginning.
And they go, but they got mad about it and now it's like come
out. They got Kris Jenner is just
like weird and like whoring at her kids and totally was fucking
OJ. But she gets shout out OJRIP.
But whatever. We found out this year that he's
involved in a coke ring, that he was allegedly involved in a coke
distribution ring. We talked about it on the pod.
I mean. OJ but.
OJ was looking white bro. If there's going to be a black
guy in the Epstein files, is it not going to be OJ?
This could be like Cuba Gooding Junior.
It's going to be. It's going to be something or
someone weird. Like, yeah.
Oh, Herman Cain was like, I'll bring the pizzas.
We're like, oh, gross, Herman, get the fuck out of here.
What's his name? Ben Carson.
Yeah. It's like, I got good hands.
They're like, oh, gross, bang, get out of here.
You're fucking weird. Yeah, it'd be some or it'd be
someone random. It not to put.
I don't think he would do that, but it'd be like Laurence
Fishburne. It'd be some like.
Black dude, you wouldn't expect that.
You're like, Oh yeah, he's in a lot of shit.
It wouldn't. Be like no.
No, no, no. Morgan's way too.
You could maybe. Noam Chomsky was on the
motherfucking plane. You know how much how bad that
are? I gotta like you're saying like
the worst person that ICE could have like.
I told you that he was on that shit too.
I told you he was. All I know, but you're like.
No, that's my boy. I know, but I don't think he
was. He's on the plane.
I don't know if he's at the island.
He was. There's pictures of him chopping
it up with people, but that's also like proximity to power.
So what what I will say is there are people that are involved or
at the island because he would host like galas in a fundraising
events and it was like. It's like Noam Chomsky is like
the dude who like exposes, like the shit like this, you know?
And then he's like, he's like the one guy that shouldn't be
even talking to these people. Like they said that there was, I
mean, I don't think it was Bill Gates, but somebody who has been
that there for those events like fundraise Bill.
Gates has. Well, no, Bill Gates has what
I'm saying. Someone made comments or they
were like, no, but like he would have people and it was like,
we'd all be discussing stuff that would be like relevant.
And it his commentary, his ads, it was like he was just happy to
be there in the room with us talking about all these
important things. He never contributed anything
and he would always try to divert the conversation to
something weird or different. So it's not like, you know, like
if Bill Gates, Noam Chomsky and like three other people and
Stephen Hawking are sitting there talking about like
geopolitics or something like that, Like he would be involved
in that conversation. He'd have nothing to.
Add Stephen Hawking. That wasn't actually there.
That was a whole. That was all I had.
I know I'm just throwing it out there, but I'm just smart
people. I'm.
Just no. I know you.
I know what you're saying. I forget who it was, but it was
like one of these CEOs, like one of these bridge dudes, and they
got invited to the island and he went there with his wife.
First of all, he didn't get the memo.
You don't bring the wifey to Epstein Island.
But but but like they both when they walk in and they're like,
this is fucking weird. And they left and then never
like talk to him again. And it was like, yeah, that is
like the normal reaction. You get invited to the island.
But then meanwhile, these other dudes are like, you know, going
back. They're like emailing him for
like a dating advice. Or it'll be like Chris Tucker,
cause Chris Tucker is like not didn't do any of the Friday
movies 'cause he's like, I'm not like that anymore.
I don't do the weed jokes and he's like gone full straight
edge. Maybe you know what I'm saying?
Like. Maybe Diddy's just sitting
there. Yeah.
But yeah, I think they're rival sex offenders from New York,
except you would think Trump would be too.
So that. Would be his buds, buds with
Epstein. So I mean, I'm sorry, I don't
know how we got on the topic of Epstein, but yeah, I mean,
apparently he would just be involved and have these smart
people around and just contribute nothing and just make
stupid comments. And they were all kind of like
this fucking kid where he's like, you know, oh, I'm having a
big house party. Please come to my house party.
So everybody shows up, but it's like, damn it.
The guy who's like throwing the party is like the biggest tool
here. So it's like we all want to hang
out with each other and not necessarily him, but we have to
because we're at his house. I feel like it gives for some of
them. It gives up those vibes.
Mega. Or, or it's like you've you, you
see who's on the guest list. You're like, oh, they're going,
I'll go. Yeah, and they're like, oh, but
like, you know, like Richard Branson, I'm like, yeah, he's a
perv. Like what are you talking about?
He's got an island. Yeah, he's got an island in this
in close proximity to him. Like, they're not like they can
see each other's islands. Like yeah, y'all pray for Ray J
He out there struggling. He says yeah, he only has 25% of
his heart because he did drugs and alcohol.
That's crazy. Yeah, Adderall.
He's like, I drank too much. I did too much Adderall.
He said like part of his heart's black.
He's like, I have like a portion of my heart that's like black
now because I've just like beat the shit out of it, which I
mean, I, I appreciate the honesty if that is what caused
it. I do think whatever people go
through something like that, like I've always, you know, when
someone's like, oh, I don't drink anymore.
And you're like, well, why? And it's like, hey, if I drink
like I used to drink, like I'm going to die, like I've been
drinking. So like, you know, someone who's
on the early onsets of like cirrhosis or something.
I think it's good for those people to share their stories so
people are aware of it. So I do got to give Ray J props
for being like no like he his quote was I fucked up.
Yeah, but how did Adderall catch a stray?
Well, how but? Is he, is he putting that shit
on meth? Like, I mean, come on.
But I mean. If you give that shit to like
6th graders and his, his heart's black.
Yeah, but I mean to say that he's using it to focus or is he
abusing Adderall? That's the thing, like, yeah,
anything is like anything in excesses can be, can be bad.
You can eat too much lettuce and die.
You could drink too much water and die like there's lots of.
But if he was doing it and like drinking all the time and take
popping Adderalls to stay up and partying for days at a time and
he's been doing these 45. Now let's say he's been doing
that since he was 25 or even 3015 years of like heavy
partying drugs, Adderall and he separates it.
He says Adderall like separate. He's like, I was drinking a lot,
doing drugs and I was fucked up on that and taking a lot of
Adderall that that's how I know you were doing a lot.
You, you, you separated it from the drugs because you can be
like, Oh, I did a lot of drugs and drinking, Oh, what drugs,
what Adderall, blah, blah, blah. If you're like, no, I did a lot
of drugs, a lot of drinking a shit ton of Adderall, but that
means like you're doing a lot. But I so I appreciate his
honesty. He's like, he's he's my favorite
out of the group after Brandy killed that Lady driving.
I'm just being honest, dude. She Brandy killed somebody and
disappeared for a long time. It was like we all remember what
you did last summer. What are you talking about?
You were in I know what you did last summer that I still know.
And you you should have been in the third one and the fourth one
and the fifth one. What are we talking about?
You killed somebody last summer, dude with a car.
That's crazy. That's actually crazy ironic
that that's how it happened. You were in the second movie,
but the plot of the 1st movies what killed your singing career?
But Ray J crushed it and Raycon, so he's made tons of money like
he's. I don't actually.
I actually think he's going to recover.
He will. I think it's all dramatics,
drama. He said 2026 is a wrap for me.
That's what he. Said he said 2027, it's like
2027, like I'll be dead in 2027. But yeah, I think he'll rebound.
I mean, it's for clicks. And obviously, like I said, he's
in litigation with the Kardashians about the sex tape
right now, and he's in legal trouble because he pulled a wife
on his. He pulled a wife.
He pulled a gun on his ex-wife, Princess.
So he's got his own thing. So this is kind of, you know,
this is his Iran, this is his Greenland, this is his ICE
agent. He's out there, you know.
Distracting. Oh, my heart.
Yeah. I mean, I'm sure it's true, but
you know, it doesn't. You can get a little sympathy, a
little sympathy nod because right now we're talking about
him almost dying and not that he, like, pulled a gun on the
wife of his kids. So, you know, what was he?
Was he a registered gun owner? You know what I'm saying?
What did she say? I don't know.
Yeah.
What'd she do to make? Them.
Yeah, I do. The exhibit story, but.
That's just because. Nah, man, like that's like you
get caught doing that. There's way more to that story
then meets the eye because it's just the time's too long now.
I want my money back. Like OK bitch.
Like what are we talking about? Took you that long to figure it
out? Were you self representing
yourself against exhibit in divorce court or we didn't have
discovery. We didn't get like financial
records pay. I own half of that they were
they got into divorce court or they.
They filed in. 21 or 22? He sold the shit in 24.
She didn't find out till 25. When did they?
When was the divorce final? It's not final, you're still.
In divorce for they're still like, yeah, dividing up the
assets and so therefore. He's not allowed to.
He's not allowed to sell any of his.
Assets that. Was a nightmare.
I can see. So like my dad, you know, he's
been married several times and when they get.
Divorced, but he's what's several more than three Oh yeah,
more than 4 the. What?
Yeah. And.
He's funny cuz whatever it's happened, he's just like, what
do you want to go away? Like that's he, his whole basis
is like, I just want this person out of my life.
So if it's the house, just take it.
Why is he getting married? He's not dragging it on for 5-6
years of it dividing assets. He's like, all right, you want,
you like. You can keep that Lexus.
You can keep that house. Like what do we have to do to
get this over and fucking done with?
That's always been his approach and I've always respected it
because he's just like, I just want to be done with it.
I respected. If it's once he's out there
house then dude it's not hustling.
There's nothing wrong with having a long.
Term girlfriend and and then giving her a Lexus to get out of
there. Yeah.
I mean, I don't disagree, but yeah, he's always been like,
yeah, whatever, get out, what do you want?
K bye. Like I appreciate that rather
than dragging it out, battling it out, making it ugly.
He's just very. Did you ever call any of his
wives mom? Fuck no.
I mean, besides my mom. No, they were.
All the the his my step mom. Now that she's the shit, they've
been married for fucking over 20 years now, so they're awesome.
Yeah, they've been together. I thought this was like an
ongoing thing. No, it used to be.
And but you. Know.
She's she's. Outlasted them all she's she's
great they're. Great together.
But yeah, dragging it out 5-6 years, that's just nasty.
Gets messy as fuck. Like that's that's so messy.
Just like, what do you want here?
Take it, go away. Bye.
And I'll tell you what we want. We want prenup.
And that is the black person you
would find at Epstein's island, Kanye.
West meditate, bitches. Oh, so you got nothing else?
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Watch out for ICE agents, they're everywhere.
Where are your papers? We've got a Gestapo just running
around. Pretty wild.
What's also crazy is there's like five times the amount of
illegal aliens in the state of Texas and the only reason that
Trump's not fucking with Texas is because Texas voted for
Trump. If you didn't vote Trump, if you
didn't vote for Trump, there might be an ICE agent near you
soon. But if you're in a red state,
that's back ass words is pushing to read.
Read the Bible in class. That is the next step.
In Texas right now they are pushing to have a Bible study
class in every public school, no questions asked.
Everybody has to take it, which is a nightmare.
Have your future be dictated on how you take on tests based off
of religious beliefs you don't have.
That makes lots of sense in a public school.
If you go to like SMU or something, you have to take some
theology class or some shit. But you signed, you know that.
But like in a public school, that's wow.
But yeah, you know, no ice in Texas make that mix.
They did go to New Orleans, but that's because the fucking
governor of Louisiana. Or it wasn't ice.
It was the National Guard, I think, yeah.
After they were like somebody who has a year round tan drove a
car into people. Actually, I think, well, I think
it's just, you know. Black people live in New
Orleans. No, it's true.
And it's true there are a lot of black people.
Oh, that's. True.
No black people. You're right, I should move.
I thought I felt out of place. No Kanye.
Yeah, George Bush hates black people.
Oh, Mike Myers. But no.
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stay out of trouble, and as always, go fuck yourselves.
Shut up, you whack your vodka. With a.
Little touch of lion. You should probably take your
heels off. So you've been running through
my mind. All payment.
I swear we're no good for each other and I can't really tell.
What is this spell you put me under?
Your Love's not too point to me. I eat the pain these days of
rain. You're playing games of hide and
seek my love, and I'm still trying to find you.
I'm looking for you. Where upon I'm still trying to
find you. There's sunshine already.
You got your stainless sirens diving behind your islands.
Autopilot. Fly, bong, skip a bee like a
spreadsheetee your skin smells like butterscotch and your lips
taste like Kiwi. Let's take a plane of Fiji.
Make a date. Let's take it easy.
Lovers powers where there's something better that makes me
nervous. Mother Earth then gave us all a
gift. She made you proven.
Let's eat some mushrooms and go to the circus.
You know I'm loving you. Just like you deserve it.
So baby, make me in it. Show me the way you are, kid.
Tell me what you afraid of. Ask that you my favorite bosses.
Let's just go. Take a breath.
I want it all every ounce of love that you got left.
You are my dragon love to death. You're free to fall.
You are a catch. I'm in your heart.
I'm in your dreams. So for the world, you and me,
she. It's the only one that got away.
For love don't last forever, then.
Forever ain't the sin if your Love's not too kind to me, Yeah.
The only thing on my mind is she.
My love, my love, my love, I love you.
I know that nothing lasts forever.
Nothing lasts forever ever. So give me all of your love and
I will be yours, still waiting to shine.
Give me. All of your love and you will
remind the rain and to shine. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.