1 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:14,400 What it do, Oh my God, what it do What it do What it do It is 2 00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:18,040 your boy Andrew Schultz. OK Mr. Goody 2 shoes and who am 3 00:00:18,040 --> 00:00:21,160 I with? As always, Joseph Huggins AKA 4 00:00:21,240 --> 00:00:25,360 old man Huggy. Talk shit or get off the pod. 5 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:32,000 Episode 192. Ding Dong, stop it. 6 00:00:32,159 --> 00:00:34,480 I don't even know what that title is like. 7 00:00:34,480 --> 00:00:37,960 That's what Joseph put down. We'll figure it out. 8 00:00:38,440 --> 00:00:40,120 In the articles. Welcome. 9 00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:46,840 It's like a rant, and it's like a rant cause 'cause stupid shit. 10 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:53,280 So I figure we'll touch, maybe touch on 2 topics before therapy 11 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:56,280 questions in our rambles. Usually what happens? 12 00:00:56,680 --> 00:00:58,560 And then we'll just talk about the cause. 13 00:00:58,560 --> 00:01:00,440 The articles are like, are I like them? 14 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:03,320 But they're much more like kind of chill this week as opposed to 15 00:01:03,320 --> 00:01:05,760 sometimes or with everything that's going I well, I mean, I 16 00:01:05,760 --> 00:01:07,440 don't know about that. There's a little bit dark. 17 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:09,000 Alert. I know that I was like. 18 00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:13,400 What do you mean? But but it's not like all you 19 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:14,720 know. No, I get it. 20 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:16,400 I get it. I I I get what you're saying. 21 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:19,000 Politics centric, there's all sorts of crazy shit going on. 22 00:01:19,440 --> 00:01:21,720 Right, right, right. And my therapy questions are 23 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:25,480 goofy. Yeah. 24 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:29,000 How are you, Sir? I'm good. 25 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:30,600 How are you? How are you holding up? 26 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:37,480 So so OK so finally I'm like like it, it ebbs and flows like 27 00:01:37,480 --> 00:01:41,560 some like like every time I think like I feel better like 28 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:46,600 physically from like everything that's happened like the next 29 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:50,320 day like I'll feel like like it just happened again. 30 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:52,560 Like I just got like beat the fuck up by like 6 people. 31 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:57,600 So I got like I've never I thought it would be like a like 32 00:01:58,080 --> 00:02:01,800 a like a consistent like you're gonna every day you'll be in 33 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:05,000 less pain type shit. And it's like some days I am, 34 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:08,000 some days I'm not, you know, so it's weird. 35 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:12,760 I saw the Dick doctor today, said everything looked good. 36 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:15,280 Round of applause. Not Doctor Yang Da. 37 00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:17,920 He was in surgery. It was his nurse practitioner. 38 00:02:17,920 --> 00:02:20,640 Yang Yang saves the wing. Right. 39 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:23,520 But remember, he's. He's flawless victory so they. 40 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:25,240 We thought he was going to check the Wang. 41 00:02:25,920 --> 00:02:29,400 Yeah, that's true. But the person who actually did, 42 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:34,840 like, just as credible, you know what I'm saying? 43 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:38,120 Well, yeah, I'm saying like, gang does flawless work, so he 44 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:40,000 goes in there, he does his thing, he's like, check it, I 45 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,360 don't give a fuck, I'm not showing up. 46 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:42,560 It's going to be perfect. And they're like. 47 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:44,120 Yep. No, no, I think he was in. 48 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:46,280 It was an emergency surgery. He was like supposed to be 49 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:49,880 there. Oh yeah, yeah, He just. 50 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:53,400 Says follow, follows victories. So yeah, my, my, my word. 51 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:55,000 Like, what do you mean you're not showing up? 52 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,760 He's like. My word like you gotta listen to 53 00:02:56,760 --> 00:03:04,680 this shit dude. Oh God your boy still has a 54 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:11,360 fucking hard on and was told probably will for the next 4 55 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:20,800 fucking weeks and it's been 10 days but also I was supposed I 56 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:23,160 was supposed to get the follow up appointment in five days 57 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:24,720 that. Doesn't even work, so OK. 58 00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:26,920 So I was supposed to get the follow up appointment in five 59 00:03:26,920 --> 00:03:28,480 days. I don't even know why it's not 60 00:03:28,480 --> 00:03:31,240 even scheduled ahead of time. Like before I even leave the 61 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:34,720 hospital, right? So I have to schedule myself, 62 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:38,160 call the motherfucking place the hospital was at. 63 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:39,920 I have Kaiser which I said before. 64 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:42,160 I remember you just tried to get the the referral. 65 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:46,560 Yeah, I had to get the referral. Get the fucking referral on 66 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:51,200 Wednesday. Like I like I go to the I've 67 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:53,800 scheduled but then I have to I have to wait till Wednesday, go 68 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:57,680 to the appointment, have have someone look at my Dick so that 69 00:03:57,680 --> 00:04:02,440 Doctor Yang can look at my Dick. Then I get a call a day later 70 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:09,560 Thursday like at 4:30. 4/20 I should say from Kaiser telling 71 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:12,560 me I never needed a referral anyways because it was emergency 72 00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:17,360 surgery and I'm covered for 90 days to go see Yang who's not 73 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:20,279 necessarily Kaiser, he just worked at the hospital. 74 00:04:20,279 --> 00:04:24,280 But it was all good with Kaiser. So she just told me like I don't 75 00:04:24,280 --> 00:04:26,040 even need a referral. I was like OK well I already got 76 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:30,200 the motherfucking referral like so then she tells me to call 77 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:34,520 back the place where Yang works where I was originally supposed 78 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:37,640 to get the follow up appointment just to schedule the 79 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:39,600 appointment. And then she gives me her name 80 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:44,400 shout out Victoria and she goes if they give you any shit just 81 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:47,520 let me know. I call, they're already closed, 82 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:51,880 so I have to call back Friday morning and also Monday is a 83 00:04:51,880 --> 00:04:57,000 holiday. So as soon as I can get seen is 84 00:04:57,200 --> 00:05:05,040 Tuesday today. And then I get a text like 2 85 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:08,800 hours later saying that my appointment's been cancelled 86 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:13,120 because I need approval from Kaiser. 87 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:19,080 I forgot what the exact word was, but it was so, so it 88 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:21,560 sounded like like I needed a referral, but it, there's a 2 89 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:24,960 two different yeah, authorization. 90 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:27,080 That's what I needed authorization from Kaiser. 91 00:05:27,640 --> 00:05:32,640 So they so they schedule me, cancel me and I'm like, what the 92 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:34,600 fuck? They just told me I didn't even 93 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:36,840 need a referral and I didn't know the difference between the 94 00:05:36,840 --> 00:05:41,080 authorization referral. Call Victoria back. 95 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:45,360 She actually answers the phone herself when I call like the 96 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:50,040 random like Kaiser number, tell her she merges me on a three-way 97 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:57,120 call with Yang's office. And then I and then and then 98 00:05:57,120 --> 00:06:00,080 basically just like goes to bat for me, schedules the 99 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:02,720 appointment again, though not until today. 100 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:05,720 So it's still like twice as long as, you know, it's supposed to 101 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:07,480 be 5 days now. No, no, we're 10. 102 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:09,720 But at least I got the appointment back. 103 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:12,560 Like, but like, yeah, she was just like a hard ass. 104 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:15,080 Like we got put on hold and she goes, are you still there, 105 00:06:15,080 --> 00:06:17,040 Andrew? I go, I'm, I'm still here. 106 00:06:17,040 --> 00:06:19,040 I was like, I'm just now let you handle this. 107 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:22,440 Like, And then she was just like, it was like as if like 108 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:27,400 your mom was calling to like get you taken care of. 109 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:28,880 That's how Victoria took care of me. 110 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:31,160 She was just like, she was like, fuck you. 111 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:34,680 He needs an appointment. He had emergency surgery. 112 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:37,240 You guys are being ridiculous. And then like then the person 113 00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:39,280 like apologized and like was like, sorry, sorry. 114 00:06:39,280 --> 00:06:41,720 We can just reschedule them for the same time. 115 00:06:42,760 --> 00:06:45,040 But I was also supposed to have an appointment with my General 116 00:06:45,040 --> 00:06:49,160 practitioner because they want to see me after the car accident 117 00:06:49,840 --> 00:06:54,600 and and it was the same day as today at the same time. 118 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:58,440 And I just chose the urologist over the the check up on like 119 00:06:58,440 --> 00:07:01,000 the car accident visit to me that was seemed more important 120 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:05,160 so that so you know, it's not you know, it's a mess, but 121 00:07:06,880 --> 00:07:09,680 urologist. So everything seems to be 122 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:13,400 healing well. So I was good, but then also hit 123 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:17,880 me with like the four more weeks of walking around with an 124 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:21,680 erection, which is just like what he I was like what the fuck 125 00:07:21,680 --> 00:07:24,320 was the surgery for? Like what are we doing? 126 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:29,480 So here we are bro. I know this is this crazy weird 127 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:31,360 shit to talk about. I get. 128 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:34,800 No, you're just it's. Just, it's just wild, just. 129 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:37,440 Keeps going. But like, you know, like. 130 00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:40,520 Four more weeks, you're going to be like a month. 131 00:07:40,520 --> 00:07:43,800 That's when my father we're. Going to be a month over a 132 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:45,400 month. We're already, we're already 10 133 00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:47,320 days in. I know, yeah. 134 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:49,520 Yeah, 40, yeah. That's 49. 135 00:07:49,560 --> 00:07:52,040 You're going to be over a month. You're going to be over a month. 136 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:54,560 You're going to be on some Harrison Ford. 40 days, 40 137 00:07:54,760 --> 00:07:56,760 minutes. You know what's so funny? 138 00:07:56,760 --> 00:07:57,960 It's like, I don't even believe it. 139 00:07:57,960 --> 00:08:00,120 I was like, I don't even see how this is possible. 140 00:08:02,840 --> 00:08:09,040 But it has not stopped since two days before I went and got the 141 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:13,720 surgery. Sam don't even know what to do 142 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:16,640 did did not. It's like the most ironic, 143 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:20,040 crazy, weird shit ever. It's like most of these are like 144 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:22,760 worried, like are worried about like getting hard, you know, 145 00:08:22,760 --> 00:08:30,520 when they get and it's like, I I can't not have an erection right 146 00:08:30,520 --> 00:08:38,360 now. And I also hope, I don't know, I 147 00:08:38,360 --> 00:08:41,600 just say this part, but I also, I also broke the doctor's 148 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:44,560 orders. I don't want to hear about 149 00:08:44,560 --> 00:08:47,800 anything. Yeah, but I had to tell them. 150 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:49,480 I had to tell them that too. You know? 151 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,720 I was like, I know you all like told me like not to fuck around, 152 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:58,640 but I did. And just but worth it for sure. 153 00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:05,480 Anyways. But also also also the other. 154 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:09,040 There's no, no, no. Well, the follow up being is 155 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:12,120 that this the first time that I drove since I got in a car 156 00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:15,640 accident was to this doctor's appointment. 157 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:19,720 And that was like actually kind of scary for me. 158 00:09:21,640 --> 00:09:25,680 Like my sister's out of town and she inherited my dad's BMW after 159 00:09:25,680 --> 00:09:28,840 he had the stroke. So I took her car to the 160 00:09:28,840 --> 00:09:30,320 appointment, which was in Ventura. 161 00:09:30,840 --> 00:09:32,840 It was like, it was like 25 minutes away. 162 00:09:33,880 --> 00:09:36,960 But yeah, that's first time being hot, like being behind the 163 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:42,160 wheel again, you know, after the accident, like, I didn't like, 164 00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:44,000 you know, I'm the baby driver lyricist. 165 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,760 I thought it'd be fine like but it was like. 166 00:09:47,160 --> 00:09:51,000 Be stressful, it can be sketchy. Yeah, it's just the trauma, you 167 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:51,720 know? Well, yeah. 168 00:09:51,720 --> 00:09:54,920 And you're just like, oh shit. So you just view it differently. 169 00:09:54,920 --> 00:09:57,200 It feels like you're going faster. 170 00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:59,600 It's like all just. No, I, I was going well, it was 171 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:02,320 a different car too. Like so like I like, I would 172 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:05,480 like check the speedometer. I'd be like, I was going like 90 173 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:07,320 like, you know, like not even realizing. 174 00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:09,960 And I like just like I get like my bearings. 175 00:10:10,280 --> 00:10:12,920 Like German, German engineering will do that too. 176 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:16,160 Yeah, yeah, that that car. Yeah, Bieber. 177 00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:20,320 'S yeah, it's nice too. Like that kind of fucking flies, 178 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:22,440 dude. Like so it was just like I was 179 00:10:22,480 --> 00:10:26,640 just trying to get like my whole like homeostasis back and then 180 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:29,320 like realized like more than once that like I was like going 181 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:31,920 way too fast. Like and like usually I do go 182 00:10:31,920 --> 00:10:34,680 fast, but I know that I'm going fast. 183 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:37,920 Like this was like I'd had, you know, I just didn't even know 184 00:10:37,920 --> 00:10:42,160 how to like handle any of this. And then but then at the same 185 00:10:42,160 --> 00:10:46,080 time it's like once like 25 fucking people like look at your 186 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:48,600 Dick in a week and like touch it and shit. 187 00:10:48,720 --> 00:10:50,240 Like you just like give zero fuck. 188 00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:53,040 So like when I was in the room with like the nurse, I'm just 189 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:55,040 like, yeah, like let's just talk. 190 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:57,480 Like they'll just here's look at it. 191 00:10:57,480 --> 00:10:59,120 Tell me. I just, I just want you because 192 00:10:59,320 --> 00:11:04,120 I have no idea what it's supposed to look like, if it's 193 00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:07,160 good or bad, you know, like after the surgery and it look 194 00:11:07,640 --> 00:11:10,320 crazy after the surgery. I don't know if that was normal. 195 00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:13,520 I just needed this fucking appointment just happened like 196 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:18,080 10 days instead of five days. So I was like, you know, I'm 197 00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:21,600 like over here with like ice packs and shit like and Tylenol 198 00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:29,200 and Advil and like just try to maintain and then but but so 199 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:33,440 anyways, the point is she said that that everything looks like 200 00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:38,000 it's healing nice like nicely. And then hit me with a caveat 201 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:42,440 that I might have a fucking erection for four weeks more, 202 00:11:44,360 --> 00:11:49,480 which is I'm telling you, it is so fucking weird. 203 00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:54,560 Like out of like when you're in public, it's like, I'm like 204 00:11:54,560 --> 00:11:58,960 trying to be like, I know, I don't even know how to deal with 205 00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:02,120 it. But again, this is like, this is 206 00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:05,920 like something that I never thought that I could think 207 00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:09,200 about. Yeah, note to self, never 208 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:12,520 anybody take Trazodone. That's right. 209 00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:14,080 That's right. Just don't. 210 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:17,040 Just don't do it. I know and I think I used to 211 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:18,680 take it like. That's crazy. 212 00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:22,920 It's insanity, but also, but we don't know if it was, it 213 00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:27,080 probably was that, but we also, but also a spinal cord injury 214 00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:30,480 can 'cause this as well. And I fractured my vertebrae. 215 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:34,640 So, so it's not actually officially the Trazodone. 216 00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:41,920 However, whenever I talk to them, it was the Trazodone and 217 00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:45,160 the spine were brought up and basically it's like they don't 218 00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:49,800 it's not confirmed what caused it, but it's it feels like the 219 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:56,720 Trazodone which which just gets handed out like candy dude. 220 00:12:56,720 --> 00:13:04,520 Like I don't even get it. Like, yeah, and also y'all the 221 00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:10,360 if you have an restroom for four hours or more, call a doctor. 222 00:13:10,360 --> 00:13:12,400 Like that's real. Like I just thought that was 223 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:16,360 some like motherfucking like legal, like lawyer being like, 224 00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:19,080 yeah, just hit him with like 4 hours. 225 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:23,040 And that way like we don't have to like deal with any lawsuits. 226 00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:28,680 Nah and but what I was trying to say is what I something I never 227 00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:33,400 thought I could think about is like, you know, maybe in the 228 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:35,600 back of my head or subconsciously I'd be worried 229 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:39,240 about like one day getting like erectile dysfunction just 'cause 230 00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:41,520 that's like what happens to old people or something. 231 00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:45,640 This is the opposite. And it's like, like did not even 232 00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:52,080 cross my mind that this could happen period, and that it was 233 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:56,800 as serious as it is. Like, so that's, that's the part 234 00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:59,960 where I that's why I like bring. I'm still bringing it up. 235 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,240 Well, I bring it up because I just tell people everything. 236 00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:06,280 But like I'm, but like also like, like I was like making 237 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:10,360 jokes about it, you know, like I had no fucking clue that like 238 00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:13,200 that this could even like this is like, it's like I'm in the 239 00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:18,320 fucking twilight zone, dude. It's like worried about like 240 00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:20,800 that. I can't get hard eventually in 241 00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:23,480 my life or something, you know, like, you know, might have 242 00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:29,680 crossed my mind a few times. No, I can't not be hard. 243 00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:38,360 It's a curse. I don't know what to tell you. 244 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:40,760 I don't know what to tell you either, except for everything. 245 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:48,000 Well, I'm doing good and we got some rain in Texas, so. 246 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:49,720 Shout out. Shout out. 247 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:53,720 Actually, like a shit ton, yeah. Too much again. 248 00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:58,200 Pick a flood. No, the right amount. 249 00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:02,840 And for the house I've been working on like my yard doing 250 00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:06,280 this landscaping. So it's like helping the grass 251 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,840 that I do have grow so it's exploded. 252 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:13,400 So that's fucking awesome 'cause I haven't really had to spend 253 00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:15,920 any money on grass shit. It's just been like slowly 254 00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:19,120 growing, so that's nice. They say it's the coolest summer 255 00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:23,600 we've had since 2008. We've only had six days or seven 256 00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:27,920 days of triple digits. So global warming, what? 257 00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:29,640 Although that's actually being Texas standards. 258 00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:30,840 That's great. I remember 1. 259 00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:32,480 Time I know, but is the summer over though? 260 00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:34,200 60 or like Is the summer over though? 261 00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:37,360 I mean, it's cooling down substantially now because of all 262 00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:38,640 this rain. We're supposed to get more. 263 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:41,840 We'll see. I didn't know those two things 264 00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:43,880 were correlated. But. 265 00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:46,400 Because it'd be like 90, it'd be like 90° out here. 266 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:48,080 And I got like an alert. There's gonna be like 267 00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:50,840 thunderstorms in LA. But there's been all this 268 00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:55,120 craziness 'cause I guess they released a bunch of Epstein 269 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:59,400 files 33,000 but it's all the same shit everybody knows about. 270 00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:02,840 So everyone's like scrambling around and I was like, this is 271 00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:05,920 not, not new shit at all. And then they're gonna have to 272 00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:08,760 do another vote to release more stuff. 273 00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:11,400 I'm like, dude, like. The whole thing, every time we 274 00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:14,440 release the chat, I can't I, I just can't let this dude every. 275 00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:15,760 Time. There's like a chapter. 276 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:18,720 We have to like, release it chapter by chapter Like it's 277 00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:21,680 fucking no, it's Game of Game of Thrones. 278 00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:24,520 Yeah, I mean, it's just so obvious what's happening. 279 00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:30,200 It's like it's like Trump is a Petter ass and like he's the one 280 00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:33,160 who's in charge. Of so another thing that was 281 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:35,320 going around is that he's like losing his shit. 282 00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:40,360 No, like, but like his health is like seriously declining because 283 00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:42,440 everybody's talking. About his, you don't say. 284 00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:46,160 Falling ankles and his bruised hands and his hands with makeup 285 00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:48,440 and all this shit. I've been saying he's a fucking 286 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:52,560 diabetic 80 year old bro. Like what do you mean who wears 287 00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:56,960 makeup? What's going on? 288 00:16:56,960 --> 00:17:00,320 Like like why did it's like I get Biden with slipping but it's 289 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:03,040 like has Trump ever been on point? 290 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:08,599 The dude is bat shit crazy. Yeah, and he was like, just 291 00:17:08,599 --> 00:17:13,640 taking like pseudoephedrine, like diet pills all the time. 292 00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:16,240 Yeah, he was. Yeah, he was taking speed back 293 00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:18,680 in the day. Like what? 294 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:24,040 Like the fact that like anybody even thought like the I don't 295 00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:27,000 even like anybody who voted for him just because of the health 296 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,680 issues of Biden. You're crazy, you. 297 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:33,400 Know, yeah 'cause he's crashing pretty quick, I mean. 298 00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:38,320 I mean, God willing, all praise, all praise be to be a law. 299 00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:46,320 But Jesus. But that's, I mean, it's funny 300 00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:49,280 to see people freaking out about this stuff like they're going to 301 00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:52,560 get anything new out of it. So like, oh, we have everybody 302 00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:55,400 scouring over these documents and if there's updates, it's 303 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:56,880 like it's going to be the same shit. 304 00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:59,360 I mean, unless like, I don't know how many times we're going 305 00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:01,720 to have to vote before we get to the stuff we don't know about, 306 00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:05,960 like. I just want to know like who 307 00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:10,720 because like like who is like actually like running point on 308 00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:15,760 like the the weird shit that like they do, you know, like 309 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:20,040 like who's like giving like them advice. 310 00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:23,600 Something like this is how you should handle the Epstein shit. 311 00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:27,760 Oh, I'm. Because I know it's not Trump 312 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:30,880 and I also don't like, I, I know why they're not giving us all 313 00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:32,680 the information. It's because Trump's involved 314 00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:34,680 with Epstein all the, all the fucking time. 315 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:37,480 I get that part. But like, like, I just want to 316 00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:40,280 know like who's like, all right, this is, this is the strategy. 317 00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:43,720 This is what we're doing. And then and then like, you 318 00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:47,040 know, just like or like the tariff shit, you know, it's. 319 00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:49,720 Like they show they have those cabinet meetings and it's just. 320 00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:51,520 Like I know but but. Everybody like. 321 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:55,360 Sucking him, trying to suck his like little Dick, like it's just 322 00:18:55,360 --> 00:19:00,400 like, yeah, I just want to like I'm just, I wanna be a fly on 323 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,840 the wall basically whenever they're having these 324 00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:06,200 conversations about how they're gonna like be corrupt and 325 00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:09,000 grifting and like handle shit because. 326 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,920 Whoever I wanna see like. Like, we know Stephen Miller's 327 00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:14,760 involved, but I just wanna know, like, if it it like he's not 328 00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:17,280 telling people what to do. Like, I'm like, you know, he's 329 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:20,920 probably just like, plotting at all times, 'cause he's the Santa 330 00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:23,280 Monica fascist. Like he's like yelling shit in 331 00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:25,560 the meetings. Like he, like he, he, Yeah. 332 00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:27,720 Like if it was up to him, like, you know, he. 333 00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:30,280 Always sounds mad. He's never like. 334 00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:32,760 Oh yeah. If it was up to him dude like 335 00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:35,360 this shit would like be like escalated. 336 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:39,720 I just want to know who makes the final decision and why. 337 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,720 Like, I just because it's like, I don't like it. 338 00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:46,720 I have like a mental block. I'm like, why does he even care? 339 00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:48,960 Like he's sending in like the National Guard to Chicago. 340 00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:52,360 It's like, like who told you to do that 'cause I know like you 341 00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:54,560 didn't think about that. They they all told him no, 342 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:56,160 they're like fuck off. He's like, no. 343 00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:59,800 I know, but but but I don't but like you think he like came up 344 00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:01,720 with that idea because it feels like he didn't. 345 00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:05,200 And and then I also don't even know why that he's doing like, 346 00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:07,880 like why he even cares. Like it feels like he's just so 347 00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:10,480 like. Got the military walking down O 348 00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:11,400 block, Dave. Yeah. 349 00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:15,280 It's like, it's like who is actually coming up with this 350 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:18,600 shit? This dude, All he wants to do is 351 00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:21,800 stay the fuck out of jail and then get money in golf. 352 00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:24,840 Like it's like who the fuck is actually and why? 353 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:29,560 And that's because distractions to distractions. 354 00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:30,920 From the whole thing is just weird. 355 00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:34,240 It's like it's just weird. He disappeared for a week, no 356 00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:39,360 one knew where he was, and then he just reappears today at 2:00 357 00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:42,440 to give some press conference where he's rambling about. 358 00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:45,040 Well, that. Topics. 359 00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:49,360 We won't talk about it, but. Well, that would add to DC time, 360 00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:53,560 I guess. Yeah, so he reappeared whenever 361 00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:58,000 whenever I walked in and got my Dick licked at again the exact 362 00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,560 same time. That's probably what. 363 00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:02,320 Is it? We got to wait. 364 00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:04,440 We got to make sure the boy's good. 365 00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:10,280 And he is, except for he isn't. Make sure the Glizzy's great. 366 00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:12,960 Got to check it. Make the glizzy great again. 367 00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:14,960 That's what I told them. I went in and I said we need the 368 00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:18,520 best. Everyone says you're the best. 369 00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:21,080 That's a lot of people are. A lot of people actually talk 370 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:22,760 about how they might be the best here. 371 00:21:24,360 --> 00:21:27,840 Do people actually refer to Dicks as glizzies? 372 00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:30,560 Because that is genius if you just came up with that. 373 00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:33,120 No, Well, Glizzy is like. It's a hot. 374 00:21:33,120 --> 00:21:34,240 Dog. Yeah. 375 00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:36,920 Yeah, but I, I didn't, I didn't know that like. 376 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:38,880 It just felt right, Glizzy, it just. 377 00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:40,320 It did. It did feel right. 378 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,160 Off the tongue. I guess I'm just mad that I 379 00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:46,840 didn't make that pun before you did, I guess. 380 00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:49,480 Some would say I'm punnier than you, a lot of people. 381 00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:51,520 Nobody would say that. Would say that. 382 00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:53,880 Nah. It's a tragedy. 383 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:55,720 It's one of the worst deals we've ever had. 384 00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:59,200 Him and his puns. Nah bro I just dropped private 385 00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:03,200 concord on YouTube and she went. She went off on 1100 views in 386 00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:06,000 like an hour, 'cause I'm so punny. 387 00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:14,760 Live it up. And then what else happened? 388 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:19,160 The no, the Google, the Google court case crap. 389 00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:20,560 Did you see that where it was something? 390 00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:22,960 About Yeah, yeah, they, they banned them from like being able 391 00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:26,960 to make deals about it being like the, the only search engine 392 00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:30,560 that you or like being the first thing that pops up like as a 393 00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:32,800 search engine. Yeah. 394 00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:34,880 But that was, that was like, yeah, 'cause they had to fuck a 395 00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:37,400 monopoly, but then like were lying about it and like, they 396 00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:41,120 were like paying like, like apples paying them. 397 00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:44,960 They were paying apple like to where they were like pricing 398 00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:49,400 people out of even competing to be like the search search engine 399 00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:51,880 and just automatically would be that. 400 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:55,920 And it was and that's illegal. So I mean, that's good. 401 00:22:56,680 --> 00:23:00,640 I like I like that. Like it's like and also guess 402 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:07,600 what, Google, guess what, 10 years ago, you're the way that 403 00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:10,600 like you search for shit on Google looked exactly the same. 404 00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:14,320 And the only reason why it hasn't gotten even better is 405 00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:17,760 because nobody is competing with them so they don't have to 406 00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:20,120 fucking make it better. So that's where you still type 407 00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:20,840 in. You have to. 408 00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:23,000 And then you never go to the second page, right? 409 00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:26,200 And it's just like sponsored, sponsored, sponsored bullshit, 410 00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:28,960 bullshit, bullshit search engine optimization. 411 00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:31,800 Have you ever gone gone on a Google search and went to the 412 00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:35,080 second page? Maybe. 413 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:37,960 But you're looking, you're looking at like links and shit. 414 00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:40,680 You know what I'm saying? It's like, it's like, like 415 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:44,320 that's what that's what's wrong with monopolies is like, it's 416 00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:46,600 like when you don't have competition, then you don't need 417 00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:49,080 to improve yourself. Yeah, there's no innervation 418 00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:50,800 without competition. Right. 419 00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:54,960 So it's just like, so they're just like fat and lazy and then 420 00:23:54,960 --> 00:24:00,040 also acting monopolistic. Like clearly, like, you know, 421 00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:03,920 there's like, we're just going to bribe these motherfuckers to 422 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:06,160 like. Well, we've seen. 423 00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:11,000 So they've seen like so now Google, there was Microsoft. 424 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,960 Back on YouTube. We're on YouTube, owned by 425 00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:14,440 Google right now. Just just no. 426 00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:15,920 Oh yeah, they own, they own a lot of shit. 427 00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:19,120 Alphabet, that shit's back. That's that's the parent 428 00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:21,320 company. When you like, I remember we 429 00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:24,840 think it was Microsoft that got broken up back. 430 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,040 Yeah. So Microsoft. 431 00:24:26,120 --> 00:24:28,800 It was like the biggest, Yeah, that was like the that was like 432 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:33,480 the landmark, like monopoly shit, for sure. 433 00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:36,440 Like we've seen all, we've seen a cut, we've seen companies be 434 00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:39,960 broken up for being monopolies. They're all in the tech sector, 435 00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:44,040 all structure structured around the Internet and structured 436 00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:48,840 around like hardware and. Every single and well then even 437 00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:53,200 before the Internet, like telephone companies like, you 438 00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:58,800 know, like AT&T was like South, you know, it was like Bell or 439 00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:00,600 whatever. Southwestern Bell. 440 00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:03,360 Yeah, like and and they broke them up, but guess what? 441 00:25:04,360 --> 00:25:09,640 Every single time you break up these monopolies, not only great 442 00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:11,800 for the shareholders, great for the public. 443 00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:16,840 It's like like a lot of times. But the reason, yeah, I don't 444 00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:20,520 know, like, so the there is this dynamic where it's like as the 445 00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:26,880 CEO of a conglomerate, you get paid basically on the market 446 00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:29,000 cap, right. So you're just trying to acquire 447 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:33,520 shit. However, it would be better if 448 00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:37,000 Google spun off YouTube for the shareholders cause the 449 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,040 shareholders still get the shares in YouTube. 450 00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:41,360 That's a different company than Google. 451 00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:48,120 But that's bad for the people who the executives of Google as 452 00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:54,360 far as their salary goes. So you have like David Zasloff, 453 00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:59,240 like he's like running like HBO Max and or whatever the fuck 454 00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:01,800 they call it now only 7 times, right? 455 00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:04,920 And then there's like giving them like 50, fucking $1,000,000 456 00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:07,280 a year while the fucking stocks in the tank. 457 00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:10,160 But it's because he owns Discovery and you know, it's 458 00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:11,920 like all this shit. And so he doesn't want to give 459 00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:15,280 it up even though it's bad. And then it's also preventing 460 00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:18,680 competition, which is bad for innovation like you said. 461 00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:24,000 And it's just, and our girl, Lena Khan, was doing a great 462 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:28,280 job. And I will say, I will say, 463 00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:32,160 though, this might be one bright spot of the Trump 464 00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:35,680 administration. Like where like the Democrats 465 00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:41,840 and the Republicans agree. It's like AOC and who's the 466 00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:46,080 dude, our boy who's also a sex offender who no longer is in 467 00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:49,760 Congress, Anthony Weiner? No, no. 468 00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:53,320 Matt Gates. Matt Gates, Matt Gates, it's 469 00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:58,560 like AOC and Matt Gaetz both agree like with Lena Khan going 470 00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:02,320 after these companies and from monopolistic behavior. 471 00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:06,760 And so this is like, it is a like, you know, maybe a positive 472 00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:11,720 right point like of like, you know, where we all kind of like 473 00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:14,080 agree, like this is just bad for society if you just let this 474 00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:19,040 shit happen. Oh God, you heard it here. 475 00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:23,640 Therapy questions. You ready? 476 00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:30,960 Therapy question #1 Would you rather be trapped in a mall 477 00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:39,400 where every store only sells mannequins of yourself, or in a 478 00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:42,920 zoo where every animal has your face? 479 00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:49,240 Well a mall where every of every store only sells mannequins of 480 00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:50,880 me. That sounds lonely. 481 00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:53,960 So at least if like you're at the zoo, you could befriend like 482 00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:56,960 the alligator that's got your face and like the hippo that's 483 00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:58,560 got. So they should have like shit to 484 00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:01,400 chill with but some of them would be dangerous. 485 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:03,120 You're chilling with the the you. 486 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:06,240 Wouldn't like, you wouldn't like hang out with like snake You, 487 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,960 you know that, Like you know. Well, well, every zoo is a 488 00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:11,520 petting zoo if you're brave enough. 489 00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:15,600 I suppose, but you know, I'd hang out with the lemurs, would 490 00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:17,520 you? Yeah, lemurs are chill. 491 00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:20,720 As fuck. I hang out with some cool wild 492 00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:23,120 animals, leave the others alone, make sure they get fed and I 493 00:28:23,120 --> 00:28:25,960 don't know how many. Wild animals are cool with 494 00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:28,400 hanging out I I regardless if they. 495 00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:30,960 Have your face or not. No, I think. 496 00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:32,880 Lemurs are pretty chill, are they? 497 00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:35,440 What? How do you know what a? 498 00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:38,160 Lemur is bro. They're like they're little. 499 00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:43,360 Gray, Gray and black monkeys. But they have like these 500 00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:45,160 stripes. Are they like? 501 00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:47,520 And they like, jump around. They leap around. 502 00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:49,200 They're fucking crazy. OK, Yeah, yeah, yeah. 503 00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:50,680 OK. I know what a lemurs are tight 504 00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:52,240 as. Fuck, so like I'd hang out with 505 00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:54,960 those types of animals, I'd feed the rest. 506 00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:57,680 I'd make sure tiger me. I wish that's a feed them. 507 00:28:57,680 --> 00:28:59,280 Nobody put you in. Charge, I'm a fucking zoo. 508 00:28:59,920 --> 00:29:03,280 I'm well, I'm trapped in a. Zoo with a bunch of animals that 509 00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:05,040 look like me. I got to take care of them while 510 00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:07,760 I'm trying I'm. Not going to let. 511 00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:09,720 No, I forgot. I forgot the trap part I. 512 00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:11,520 Forgot the trap part. I want can't let. 513 00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:14,240 Bald eagle mean you're in the trap. 514 00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:17,360 House and yeah, because that would be more. 515 00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:20,040 Traumatizing than being in a store full of a trapped in a 516 00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:23,360 mall full of mannequins, just being in a trapped in a zoo full 517 00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:26,120 of animals that look like you and then you have to watch like 518 00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:29,480 all these different versions and a more versions of yourself die 519 00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:31,720 over and over again. That OK, dark. 520 00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:32,520 Alert. That would be. 521 00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:34,640 That would be. That would be terrifying. 522 00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:36,640 That would be scarier. I didn't think, I didn't think 523 00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:39,520 that far into this. That's that's why he got me 524 00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:41,240 here, man, I think. But but no, I agree with you. 525 00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:48,000 Obviously, I think that I would just subconsciously have to like 526 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,640 just be just take care of these animals. 527 00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:52,680 Yeah, that's just I I watch them now. 528 00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:55,120 That's what I do and someone else will show up to be trapped 529 00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:57,680 and that's whenever my shift ends. 00 is that is that. 530 00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,560 Yeah, maybe it's like some purgatory. 531 00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:01,560 Or something. But like, right, it's your turn. 532 00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:05,080 And then you watch all their faces change and they change 533 00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:08,080 back to normal, and he sees his face just. 534 00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:12,320 Like the crazy old man that you put the mushrooms down, put the 535 00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:13,880 fucking mushroom. No, I don't need them. 536 00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:19,360 It's called imagination. I see. 537 00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:23,760 My goal is to like get you to say crazy shit and that's why I 538 00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:25,480 make the therapy questions crazy. 539 00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:30,720 But like, I don't like think about it as deeply ahead of time 540 00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:33,440 as you do. So I didn't even you always you. 541 00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:35,400 Just throw me off. Guard, like I'm just like, 542 00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:39,000 'cause like this happened before where you're like, whoa, this 543 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,520 part of the therapy question, I'm like, oh, I didn't think 544 00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:43,880 about that part. Yeah, I've dissected. 545 00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:47,240 The whole thing I know, but, and I mean, I don't really read 546 00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:51,000 them. I read that one right, right 547 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,160 but. 15 minutes before we get on but. 548 00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:55,120 I I try, I don't try not to look at them. 549 00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:58,880 Yeah, my goal is. To make it weird your and then 550 00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:01,960 your goal is to I just answer them honestly. 551 00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:03,720 Yeah, exactly. And I do. 552 00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:09,000 Too. I just, yeah, I don't know, just 553 00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:12,480 threw me off there with the being trapped part. 554 00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:14,720 But also like what? What's a mall? 555 00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:20,000 It still exists, that's what. I just say to boomers, it's 556 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,120 like. What's a newspaper? 557 00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:29,200 What is that? And then like the land landline. 558 00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:31,560 So you had a phone come out of your yard. 559 00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:34,360 It came up out of the ground like I remember saying to one of 560 00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:35,800 my. Co workers, it was like, 'cause 561 00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:39,400 I was like the youngest person on my sales team back a couple 562 00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:41,840 companies ago, like by far, like decades. 563 00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:45,960 And hey, he said something about a disco and I was like, what the 564 00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:47,240 fuck? Said disco. 565 00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:51,280 And he was like thought I was like dead serious and, and he 566 00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:53,640 was like trying to explain it. And I was like, dude, I'm just 567 00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:56,080 fucking with you. I'm just making you look old. 568 00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:58,840 Like I know. What a disco is I? 569 00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:06,840 Know what a newspaper is there? Be question #2 would you rather 570 00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:14,080 your dreams be directed by Tim Burton or your nightmares be 571 00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:20,760 narrated by Doctor Seuss? I mean, probably Tim. 572 00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:24,400 Burton cause at least it'd just be a dream so I know it'd be 573 00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:26,320 solid. It'd be kind of spooky. 574 00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:29,160 All the spooky people in the dream would be chill. 575 00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:32,480 That sounds pretty tight. That wouldn't be too off base. 576 00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:37,440 Having Doctor Seuss do a nightmare narrate it. 577 00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:41,320 Or narrate it. He'd narrate it so there'd be 578 00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:44,840 word, there'd be words, speaking over what you're doing you'd 579 00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:46,240 like. Where the fuck is that coming 580 00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:48,560 from? And I imagine. 581 00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:52,280 Being trapped in like a Doctor Seuss just universe with this 582 00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:58,760 like a Tim Burton Tim Burton Tim. 583 00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:01,160 Burton Dream that's like we. Can we can get kind of like? 584 00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:03,800 Creepy like, but it's still gonna be a good message. 585 00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:05,720 'Cause it's a dream, Is it a nightmare before? 586 00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:08,200 Christmas or some shit, yeah, but people love that, that. 587 00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:09,800 Fucking movie. No, I know, but I don't. 588 00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:11,960 I got. It's a classic, classic. 589 00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:17,920 Love story but but but hey low. Key low key hat in the hat 590 00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:21,240 Horror Story he shows the. Big ass cat shows up the fuck to 591 00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:26,080 your house, trashes the place. No, no, he's just narrating. 592 00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:28,600 The nightmare. He's not he's he's not like 593 00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:31,200 illustrating it. He's not, he's not illustrating 594 00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:33,040 it. Or a tiny I guess. 595 00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:35,160 To me it's like. I'd rather just have a dream 596 00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:38,000 than a nightmare. That means it's as simple as 597 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,040 that right off the bat. But if Doctor. 598 00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:42,000 Seuss is narrating your nightmare. 599 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:43,920 He's basically writing your nightmare. 600 00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:47,760 I know, but I'm also like. The word play, it's all like, I 601 00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:49,080 don't know, like. I don't know. 602 00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:52,160 I mean like your boy. Likes to rhyme and green eggs 603 00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:54,000 and ham being a. And that by some dude. 604 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:55,920 He just makes you eat rotten food the whole time. 605 00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:58,520 That sounds terrifying. In a box with a fox. 606 00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:00,520 He's got some rabbit ass fox in the corner. 607 00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:03,000 Like fuck that. Like a Doctor Seuss. 608 00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:06,400 Well, I'd wanted to be. Like a rigid it'd have to be 609 00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:09,760 original shit like architecture would be all. 610 00:34:10,159 --> 00:34:13,120 No, I don't want. Him like repeating like box in 611 00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:15,159 the fox, whatever the fuck. No, I know. 612 00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:18,639 I want him. I want Doctor Seuss coming off 613 00:34:18,639 --> 00:34:21,400 like the top of the Dome. If it would have to be, it'd be 614 00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:22,920 that. Sounds even scarier. 615 00:34:23,199 --> 00:34:25,679 You're letting him go out of bounds, out of the confines. 616 00:34:25,679 --> 00:34:28,920 One of the best of the game. Though of our childhood outside 617 00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:30,760 of the box. I'm. 618 00:34:31,639 --> 00:34:37,280 Saying I'm saying his. His books as a Horror Story like 619 00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:39,719 that, as they exist now, is absolutely terrifying. 620 00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:42,159 What would he come up with? If that's what he's shooting 621 00:34:42,159 --> 00:34:45,840 for, get out of here. Well, no, this is the way I see 622 00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:48,320 it. Is the nightmare is happening 623 00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:52,639 OK? Horton kills a who? 624 00:34:52,639 --> 00:34:55,440 You're like oh shit bro that's fucked up dude. 625 00:34:55,679 --> 00:34:57,400 Whoville. I remember that place. 626 00:34:57,560 --> 00:35:00,600 Because that's what that scary ass green monster that lives on 627 00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:01,680 the mountain? The Grinch. 628 00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:04,280 You didn't see the movie before this, the prequel. 629 00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:07,800 It doesn't say Doctor. Seuss characters, It'd be like 630 00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:12,560 any nightmare that you have. He's just rhyming over it. 631 00:35:14,240 --> 00:35:16,960 I agree it's still worse. But. 632 00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:20,560 He's like, he's like. Like Dave Attenberg like on 633 00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:25,040 like, you know, like a planet Earth, but but but it's Doctor 634 00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:27,440 Seuss and it's a what if that's like super therapeutic. 635 00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:28,880 And you come out like feeling better. 636 00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:30,280 That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. 637 00:35:31,240 --> 00:35:34,480 Tim Burton scares me a little bit if he's giving you like. 638 00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:39,440 The underlying meanings to your dreams in real time and Doctor 639 00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:43,240 Seuss speak. That'd be cool, that's what. 640 00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:45,800 The question is. He's not. 641 00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:48,440 Creating. The nightmare He's just telling 642 00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:52,560 you what's happening during your nightmare in. 643 00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:55,240 Rhymes one. Fish I I would have some fish, 644 00:35:55,720 --> 00:36:01,920 red fish, blue fish, fish. It was Bradley who stole. 645 00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:04,960 Your favorite lunch dish, Snack, paddywhack Give the dog. 646 00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:06,960 A bone, that mother, that motherfucker. 647 00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:10,920 Man, I knew he wake up that piece of shit, but I'd still. 648 00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:12,000 Take a Tim Burton. Dream. 649 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:13,480 Well, yeah, I guess if we're assuming. 650 00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:16,840 That a Tim Burton dream is not a nightmare then obviously, 651 00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:20,240 because who the fuck was like once a nightmare in general? 652 00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:21,960 Like Edward Scissorhands, if you. 653 00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:24,040 Like had a dream in an Edward Scissorhands world. 654 00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:28,000 That would be pretty trippy. And well, I'm saying like that's 655 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:31,080 like that's. What that's my hesitation is 656 00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:35,280 that Tim Burton's capable of Nightmare Before Christmas and 657 00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:38,720 Edward Scissors hand so like, I don't know how chilled this 658 00:36:38,720 --> 00:36:41,080 dream is going to be. That's one of the SO. 659 00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:48,240 There is an old Paul Mooney. Joke ripi fucking love it's 660 00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:56,680 talking about white people in. Movies and he just talks about 661 00:36:56,680 --> 00:37:01,320 how white people can make shit up and just name stuff whatever 662 00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:04,080 the fuck they want. And he's like, he's like white 663 00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:07,120 piece of white people's movies are getting out of hands like 664 00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:11,480 scissorhands. Like what the fuck Scissorhands. 665 00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:14,240 And he just keeps saying that these like lays into it. 666 00:37:14,240 --> 00:37:15,760 He's like someone is smoking crack. 667 00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:18,640 Someone at the studio is smoking crack right now. 668 00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:22,040 Scissorhands. And Oh my God, there's Bobby. 669 00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:24,960 Johnny Depp, Johnny. Depp, it's like it's. 670 00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:28,920 Such a good bit because if you like Paul Mooney, how he he says 671 00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:30,920 it is, how do you not like Paul Mooney? 672 00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:34,280 Like just he's, he could be. Offensive and then at the end 673 00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:36,080 like so come on at the. End. 674 00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:39,200 He's just like. Ranting about crazy shit. 675 00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:42,640 He's like, everybody's trying to put vaccines in your feet and 676 00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:45,240 the governments watching you. And I was like, bro, Paul Mooney 677 00:37:45,240 --> 00:37:48,320 is he's like, I say it like it is. 678 00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:51,000 I said, like, you do whatever. He's like Catwoman. 679 00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:53,240 He's. Like one of those underrated 680 00:37:53,240 --> 00:37:55,160 motherfucking comedians on the planet like that. 681 00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:56,880 You can't, but you can't really say. 682 00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:59,240 Underrated because he wrote so much, he did so much. 683 00:37:59,240 --> 00:38:01,800 No reputation. Speaks for himself, he's just. 684 00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:05,080 Like the shadows you don't like. I think I feel like he is. 685 00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:09,360 Underrated though. Yeah, I mean, he can really get. 686 00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:13,680 His like public fame shine till late like Chappelle show like 687 00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:15,560 but. As a but as a writer, I mean. 688 00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:17,560 That's no, no, I get it. I just don't feel like. 689 00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:21,080 That like, like, OK, like people will like list off like George 690 00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:24,920 Carlin, Richard Pryor, you know, like those are the guys I I used 691 00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:27,680 to like download their shit on Napster and like listen to it, 692 00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:30,120 you know, like in my room like for hours. 693 00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:33,800 And he's just not in that he's not in that list. 694 00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:35,240 He's not considered that way, but he. 695 00:38:35,240 --> 00:38:37,160 Also was like but he should be, but he should be. 696 00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:39,080 Yeah, yeah. But I'll I'll find. 697 00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:41,880 It and I'll, I'll I'll I like Paul Mooney, but then more than 698 00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:42,880 I like. Richard Breyer, I'll. 699 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,440 I'll send you I'll. Send you the link, bro. 700 00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:48,080 Every time I listen to it I'll bust out fucking laugh and it's 701 00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:51,760 just how he delivers it. Yeah, Tim Burton for me. 702 00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:55,360 Yeah, Sam, even though. I like to I. 703 00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:58,760 Like to hear Dark Doctor Seuss rhymes? 704 00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:01,720 Because that might be kind of tight. 705 00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:04,080 I, I, I your boy's been through a lot. 706 00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:05,520 Like I. That just sounds like a 707 00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:08,080 nightmare. Sounds like you're like AICP 708 00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:12,880 music video like. Woo woo, woo woo you. 709 00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:19,040 Got that Fago? Therapy question #3 Would you 710 00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:27,720 rather your laugh sound like a chainsaw or sneeze sound like a 711 00:39:27,720 --> 00:39:33,760 flute solo sneeze? My laugh sounds like a chainsaw. 712 00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:36,600 That'd be terrifying. You'd be. 713 00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:38,240 Banned from like public. Events. 714 00:39:38,240 --> 00:39:41,680 You couldn't go to a comedy show like that? 715 00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:45,240 Sounds fucking awful. Like what? 716 00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:47,800 Unless. You're really, unless you're 717 00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:50,000 Elon, man, straight up. I'm not even trying to beat me. 718 00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:53,240 You would, they would give you, you would be totally allowed to 719 00:39:53,240 --> 00:39:55,880 park in handicap parking. They would, the moment you got 720 00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:58,160 your license, they would just have you'd be like and also 721 00:39:58,480 --> 00:39:59,520 what's what's wrong? With the flute? 722 00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:01,160 Like what's wrong with the flute? 723 00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:03,280 Cell though your. Boys like producing music. 724 00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:05,560 I'm I'm trying to hit the 1st as much as I can. 725 00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:09,040 Looks like some Chewbacca shit. Dude, you'd just be like making 726 00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:12,400 the wildest fucking sound and you couldn't if you giggled. 727 00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:16,360 What would it be like that? Like the engine, like. 728 00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:21,400 Like rumbling if you laugh like what the fuck bro like get out 729 00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:25,600 of here get man and I laugh. I laugh a lot more than I 730 00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:28,040 sneeze, too. That, that, that you could find 731 00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:28,880 somebody. That's a factor. 732 00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:31,640 That's a factor I don't have. Your boy doesn't have allergies, 733 00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:34,160 so that's like you could find somebody. 734 00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:37,480 That could love you when you sneeze and have a flu solo. 735 00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:41,000 Of course it was beautiful. You, you are not going to find 736 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:44,320 somebody that loves you if you every time you laugh, it sounds 737 00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:46,040 like a fucking chase. I would say. 738 00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:49,040 Like maybe I would say. Maybe a flute solo sneeze is 739 00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:50,600 better than just a normal sneeze. 740 00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:53,160 It's like an upgrade. It's like an upgrade. 741 00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:58,480 You couldn't like go on a. Jog with a significant other and 742 00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:01,880 they could make you laugh and you could laugh out loud in the 743 00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:05,600 neighborhood and not get fined by the HOA for using power tools 744 00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:09,200 outside Before 7 like after before I was saying it's as loud 745 00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:11,760 as a. Chainsaw too, or just or just or 746 00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:13,480 just sounds like that's what I said. 747 00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:15,600 It's got to depend like a. Loud laugh would probably sound 748 00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:18,720 like a chainsaw, so a giggle would sound like just like an 749 00:41:18,720 --> 00:41:22,400 idling like more like an electric chainsaw. 750 00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:24,960 Chainsaw or if you're like gas powered one or something, 751 00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:27,600 whenever you whenever you like. Like laugh like that. 752 00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:29,960 It'd be like, like, it'd be like you pull the choke cord. 753 00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:31,480 It's got to be a sneeze flute solo. 754 00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:34,640 Pulling the Pulling the choke. Cord, dude. 755 00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:37,400 Like if you just like kind of. Like you couldn't. 756 00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:41,480 It all sounds terrible. It. 757 00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:44,000 Does sound like, well, you know, like when like when you like 758 00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:48,360 can't stop laughing, you know, but you're trying to that that 759 00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:50,760 does sound kind of fun. You would have some good 760 00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:52,720 moments. Where like everybody would fuck 761 00:41:52,720 --> 00:41:55,040 with you because they'd be like, hey, that's, that's a crazy old 762 00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:58,040 man who lives on the mountain and no one talks to him. 763 00:41:58,080 --> 00:41:59,240 Why you have to live on the mountain? 764 00:41:59,240 --> 00:42:01,080 You would totally have to isolate yourself. 765 00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:03,480 At this point, at this point, you're isolated. 766 00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:05,840 You realize you're not fit for a society. 767 00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:08,400 Oh my God, you don't like? Them they don't like you. 768 00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:10,600 You're self, you're super self aware. 769 00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:12,200 Yeah. Oh, you know, how would you? 770 00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:15,360 Not be, Oh my God, if you're not, if you laugh and it sounds 771 00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:18,960 like a chainsaw and you're not aware of how bad that is, Like, 772 00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:21,400 are you shitting me? I'm just saying like, I don't 773 00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:23,040 know. I don't know if like the both 774 00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:24,720 things I could make I could make more. 775 00:42:24,720 --> 00:42:27,880 Excuses if like I saw my neighbor walk outside with no 776 00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:29,880 pants on it. Like maybe he's tired, maybe 777 00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:32,640 he's sick, maybe he's dropping erection at all. 778 00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:34,760 Times if I if I walked up to someone. 779 00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:36,760 Who was like, dude, you're allowed is your laugh is 780 00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:39,240 obnoxious and sounds like a chainsaw and they went what 781 00:42:39,240 --> 00:42:41,320 really I would might hit that person. 782 00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:43,840 I might hit them. That might be the moment. 783 00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:46,240 I'd be like, you know what life you're not terrified of? 784 00:42:46,240 --> 00:42:48,440 This person already life life has white. 785 00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:52,680 Gloved you to this point, it's time for me to UFC glove you and 786 00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:55,160 teach you like like yes, you're I wouldn't fuck with I would 787 00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:56,840 not. Fuck with somebody who laughs 788 00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:58,400 like a chainsaw. I would be. 789 00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:01,000 I would be scared, but that's what I was saying. 790 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,320 It's so you've. Isolated yourself. 791 00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:04,640 You're in the woods. When people fuck with you, you 792 00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:07,560 can make like people would think like every time if you go up 793 00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:10,680 there, he chases us with a chainsaw so you could just run 794 00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:11,640 out. Doctor Seuss. 795 00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:14,320 Narrates it and like, laugh hysterically. 796 00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:16,160 And just sound like and like you're chasing them through the 797 00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:17,480 woods. You don't have any weapons, 798 00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:21,720 you're just chasing them. Cop cops show up now man. 799 00:43:21,720 --> 00:43:24,240 Check the cameras out I'm going to have. 800 00:43:24,240 --> 00:43:28,840 Nightmares now tonight of fucking Doctor Seuss who's going 801 00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:31,600 to narrate it of some tube laughing like a chainsaw. 802 00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:35,960 Jeez, the mountains stuff. You only say the mountains. 803 00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:38,720 Because you ain't have mountains in Texas and then you think 804 00:43:38,720 --> 00:43:40,400 you've. Escaped, and then you run into a 805 00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:44,200 zoo. Run into a zoo full of animals. 806 00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:48,080 That look like that look like that look like you, but I'm a. 807 00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:50,480 Man, I, I work there and I'm a mannequin. 808 00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:54,280 I'm like it's your shift now and then I just add you a mop and 809 00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:56,880 disappear. I don't even know if we can 810 00:43:56,880 --> 00:44:00,720 publish this like we're like, without a public service 811 00:44:00,720 --> 00:44:04,600 announcement ahead of time. Like, yeah, we're trauma bonding 812 00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:06,960 right now, dude. I mean this. 813 00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:10,080 Is just great. You're it's freaking you out. 814 00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:12,640 So I'm loving it. It's fun, but I mean I didn't. 815 00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:15,560 Realize what I did to us by putting it into yourself. 816 00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:16,360 These are. Great. 817 00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:18,200 I just keep. I just keep doing it. 818 00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:21,240 Just keep doing it to myself, OK? 819 00:44:21,240 --> 00:44:23,800 Final therapy question, You know, therapy question #4. 820 00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:29,600 Would you rather only be? Able to drink liquids out of 821 00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:35,760 baby bottles or eat solids with gardening tools. 822 00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:40,360 I think it's more complicated than the other ones because of 823 00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:44,200 your recent situation of you becoming a green thumb out in 824 00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:46,480 the back talking garden. Garden tools would. 825 00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:48,880 Be difficult. What do you mean? 826 00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:52,000 Eat solids with. Gardening tools I guess you 827 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:55,120 could find smaller ones that make it happen so it'd be pretty 828 00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:57,080 normal. Drink liquids out of baby 829 00:44:57,080 --> 00:44:59,880 bottles. The only way you pull that off 830 00:44:59,880 --> 00:45:02,400 is if like you make it like a part of your persona on some 831 00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:03,880 pimp shit. That's what I'm saying and you 832 00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:05,240 just. Got to like stick with it. 833 00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:08,000 You know what I'm saying? Like in Don't Be a Menace and 834 00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,400 toothpick like he's that's exactly what. 835 00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:12,920 I was going to say, don't be a menace. 836 00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:15,440 Like, like, that's like the vibe there. 837 00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:16,800 It's like, yeah, where he's like wearing. 838 00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:19,200 It's like a stick, you know? It's like the. 839 00:45:19,240 --> 00:45:21,640 OG like you have to just own it but. 840 00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:26,480 Also like, dude, you're so like you're pimpin. 841 00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:28,560 You're no. Yeah, but I mean your. 842 00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:32,920 Your pimpin better be very. Fucking strong if you're coming 843 00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:37,320 out here with the baby bottles when you just need water, bro 844 00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:39,720 when you just need to get hydrated, let alone like 845 00:45:39,720 --> 00:45:44,120 anything else and and exclusively on the baby bottles 846 00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:45,680 like then people if you stick with. 847 00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:48,640 It long enough people and you do it like that to that extent and 848 00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:51,400 it's just like what you do then people at some point the 849 00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:54,200 community would back you up so somebody new moves to town 850 00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:57,120 what's up with this dude if it was you and I but like. 851 00:45:57,120 --> 00:45:59,160 I don't think everybody could get to play with that, No. 852 00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:00,480 What's up with that dude with he's? 853 00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:01,760 Always drinking out baby bottles. 854 00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:02,720 That's weird. What is that? 855 00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:05,360 He's like yo man, he's he's always been like that man. 856 00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:07,120 He's always drinking out baby bottles talking. 857 00:46:07,240 --> 00:46:09,680 So if you're obviously. You'd have to be consistent 858 00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:12,240 because that's just what the drink out of. 859 00:46:12,240 --> 00:46:13,680 So it's. At some point it would become. 860 00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:15,720 Either one would become a part of who you are. 861 00:46:16,240 --> 00:46:18,560 You could start a wave. And people just start surfing it 862 00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:20,480 and all of a sudden everybody's like drinking out of baby 863 00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:22,720 bottles and you can cook with regular. 864 00:46:22,720 --> 00:46:25,960 Utensils it's just eat solids. So you would like, I'm thinking 865 00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:28,000 like you could get like a. Fucking like, like the one of 866 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,840 those like little like scoop shovels, like, you know, for 867 00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:34,040 like a like a tiny garden that and just eat your food out of 868 00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:35,200 it. Like doesn't seem like that 869 00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:36,360 crazy. Yeah, they'll just be like 870 00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:37,920 quirky. Yeah. 871 00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:41,680 Baby bottles, baby balls. You have to, like, own. 872 00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:44,840 Yeah, you just kind of. You have to, but I mean, that's 873 00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:46,560 all you drink out of. Well, I'm thinking like 874 00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:49,640 practically. You know, I don't know. 875 00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:50,680 You were the one who was saying that. 876 00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:52,560 Eating are you are you have like 1 of. 877 00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:54,640 These and you just have a big rubber nipple on it and you're 878 00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:56,440 like well that was the other that was the. 879 00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:59,080 Other thing I said Sup y'all what's? 880 00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:01,920 Up you ready to get down on this three on three or what your your 881 00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:05,680 your boy might have sent this. Sent the notes ahead of time to 882 00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:12,560 to someone and then they had a comment on that on that one and 883 00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:15,520 I said if the baby bottles you have titties then did 884 00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:21,280 definitely. Well, that's that's on. 885 00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:24,440 Pod. You heard it here first. 886 00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:28,000 Folks. Because I mean, yeah, 887 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,600 definitely. I think our baby bottle for like 888 00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:34,200 until the. For the purpose of. 889 00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:36,480 Difficulty. I choose liquids out of baby 890 00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:38,200 bottles. I don't know. 891 00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:40,400 I I just don't know. If I can commit to that like I 892 00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:42,400 like is gardening to if anybody could. 893 00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:44,200 I could but. I just don't know if I want to 894 00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:46,520 do that gardening. Tools. 895 00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:49,440 You have some girl over. I made dinner all the way to get 896 00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:50,920 a knife and fork. No, sorry. 897 00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:55,040 Here's a hoe and a spatula. How hard is it to get liquid? 898 00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:57,640 Out of a baby bottle, like there's a here's a sickle 899 00:47:57,640 --> 00:48:01,200 because it because it feels like it's like you'd. 900 00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:02,400 Like you could like, like let's say you. 901 00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:05,160 Needed like to chug like a glass of water. 902 00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:08,640 I bet you couldn't do that with the baby lot, but it's a baby 903 00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:09,320 bottle. You can. 904 00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:11,200 Take the nipple off, it says no you can't. 905 00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:14,080 It says nothing about. Keeping the lid on, OK, well, 906 00:48:14,240 --> 00:48:17,080 that's part of. This like OK then you so good 907 00:48:17,120 --> 00:48:19,800 you. Like cut the whole if you just 908 00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:21,640 take the lid off. Then it's just a cut. 909 00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:25,880 Just it's got a. Numb on the on the I'm on the 910 00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:26,720 teeth. A little bit. 911 00:48:26,720 --> 00:48:30,400 I have no idea what the flow is like from the baby bottle. 912 00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:31,760 I don't know either, but we'll we'll. 913 00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:33,880 Figure it out. We'll figure it out on the fly. 914 00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:37,200 But I know that if I could. Use like a gardening. 915 00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:39,240 Shovel to. Like scoop up my steak. 916 00:48:39,240 --> 00:48:41,520 I could get it just as quickly as like a fork. 917 00:48:41,720 --> 00:48:44,680 I do know that when I'm. Stressed it makes a great Binky 918 00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:47,960 and it calms me down. So where's my bottle the the 919 00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:50,840 oral fixation? Part Now you're right, you're 920 00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:52,360 right. And your boy, you know, might 921 00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:55,440 have you know, I don't call it a Binky, but I'm getting a big boy 922 00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:57,040 bed. Next month, so. 923 00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:03,240 So whatever I mean to be. Honest, I wasn't prepared for 924 00:49:03,240 --> 00:49:05,840 all of those questions, but I feel like I kind of crushed them 925 00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:09,160 again, I mean. You served up some good ones. 926 00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:14,000 But I just hit home runs. I came up with the questions. 927 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:15,720 Your answers might have been better than mine. 928 00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:17,560 That was my answers, don't know what I'm saying. 929 00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:20,880 That's not. What I'm saying, Yeah, it was a 930 00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:22,680 nice hollow loop. It was a nice hollow loop. 931 00:49:22,720 --> 00:49:24,800 No, that was very good. Those were very good. 932 00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:26,080 Questions. Thank you. 933 00:49:26,240 --> 00:49:28,440 Thank you. That's all I wanted to hear. 934 00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:30,760 What if I said you don't do good? 935 00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:32,640 Questions. I've never no, I just. 936 00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:35,520 Sometimes I just need reassurance, especially when you 937 00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:39,280 boys down, like go and see Dick doctors and you know, sounds 938 00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:42,720 like my boy's up. It'll be up for a couple weeks, 939 00:49:42,720 --> 00:49:43,960 then it's up, then it's. Up. 940 00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:45,920 Then it's stuck. Yeah. 941 00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:49,440 So it's you. Know I don't know you ready for. 942 00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:50,840 Articles where you. Need. 943 00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:53,040 Do you need a break? Let's just take a real quick 944 00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:54,120 one. Like but. 945 00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:55,560 We have weeks. Are you kidding me? 946 00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:58,960 Like we will be, We will be. Back in a second, nobody told me 947 00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:04,640 that. And now we're back for the. 948 00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:14,400 Topics. Interesting all right articles. 949 00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:19,640 First one is from the BBC. This is around the title of the 950 00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:23,000 story and we'll talk about this for a little bit, but a Texas 951 00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:25,880 man charged with murder and shooting of child playing 952 00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:28,400 doorbell prank or Ding Dong ditching people. 953 00:50:28,720 --> 00:50:32,520 This has happened like at least. Two or three times. 954 00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:34,720 This year, well, you and I had always. 955 00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:37,560 Like I've been talking for years, like, like if we used to 956 00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:41,680 do the shit that we did back in the day, today, that's what 957 00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:43,720 happened to us. You get shot. 958 00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:45,960 Yeah. This 42 year old man has been 959 00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:48,480 charged with murder for allegedly shooting an 11 year 960 00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:50,920 old boy who rang his doorbell and ran away. 961 00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:56,440 Julian Guzman was playing Ding Dong ditch prank prank game of 962 00:50:56,440 --> 00:51:01,720 ringing doorbells just before 2300 hours local time on 963 00:51:01,720 --> 00:51:05,680 Saturday night in Houston, TX when he was shot, police said. 964 00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:09,120 The man, identified as Gonzalo Leon Junior, was taken into 965 00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:12,160 custody on Tuesday and has been booked in Harris County Jail. 966 00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:15,320 Officers were told that Guzman was ringing doorbells of homes 967 00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:19,480 in the area and running away. A witness stated Guzman was 968 00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:22,560 running from a house after ringing the doorbell just prior 969 00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:25,880 to suffering a gunshot wound. Police said Guzman was wounded 970 00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:28,720 when he arrived at the scene and was taken to a nearby hospital. 971 00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:32,240 He later died on Saturday. Which is super fucking sad. 972 00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:35,680 Like super fucking sad that you someone would get shot doing 973 00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:38,600 that. We can rant about it in a 974 00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:40,480 second. But one person was detained on 975 00:51:40,480 --> 00:51:42,440 scene for questioning was later released. 976 00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:45,480 A witness recalled that someone ran out of that house and was 977 00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:47,640 shooting at the kids running down the street. 978 00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:52,480 Unfortunately, sadly enough, one of the boys was 11, was shot in 979 00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:55,360 the back. Doesn't look like any type of 980 00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:57,280 self-defense. Ding Dong ditch. 981 00:51:57,280 --> 00:52:00,120 Pranks, which are becoming increasingly popular on TikTok, 982 00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:03,680 have led to deadly shootings. A Virginia man was charged in 983 00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:06,320 May with second degree murder for allegedly shooting a 984 00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:10,400 teenager who was filming A TikTok of himself playing the 985 00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:13,640 prank on the man's home. And I think that was it like 11 986 00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:16,400 or something or was it or might have been actually like later 987 00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:20,600 like early morning times like? The time because you just, you 988 00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:22,520 just said the kid who got shot was eleven. 989 00:52:23,080 --> 00:52:25,720 No, no, the no, no, no. The kid was the one in Virginia. 990 00:52:25,720 --> 00:52:27,760 I'm pretty sure that that one, but you're but you're when you 991 00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:29,800 said. 11 This time you meant the time of day. 992 00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:31,560 Yeah, the time of day. It was like late. 993 00:52:32,720 --> 00:52:35,920 And then a California man was found guilty of murder in 2023 994 00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:41,840 for killing three teenage boys by ramming his car into them 995 00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:45,080 after they had rung his doorbell as a prank. 996 00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:48,600 See. So this is my own thing. 997 00:52:49,480 --> 00:52:54,080 Stop Ding Dong ditching. Like, it's not like I used to do 998 00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:57,560 some wild shit. Wild. 999 00:52:57,560 --> 00:52:59,960 I mean, I think I've told the story When I threw the fire, we 1000 00:52:59,960 --> 00:53:02,640 used to ring doorbells and throw fireworks at people. 1001 00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:06,280 So people would come outside and I'd throw an M80, which is like 1002 00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:09,200 a little mini stick of dynamite like at them. 1003 00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:11,520 And then we'd take off. And I told, you know, that one 1004 00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:15,360 guy acted like he got shot and like, like that. 1005 00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:21,080 Would make kind of more sense, like for the the reaction, yeah, 1006 00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:23,720 his reaction was that. He got shot, so no, I know, but 1007 00:53:23,720 --> 00:53:24,560 but you know what I'm saying like. 1008 00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:28,080 If like somebody's like throwing explosives at you, like OK, 1009 00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:31,240 maybe so like long story for. People who hadn't heard the 1010 00:53:31,240 --> 00:53:34,000 story before, back in the day we used to like Ding Dong ditch and 1011 00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:37,560 as you were getting older, you got to get more creative to 1012 00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:40,360 raise the stakes cause like just ringing a doorbell and running 1013 00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:42,200 away, it's a progressive disease. 1014 00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:44,720 Yeah, it doesn't it like. Dies off. 1015 00:53:44,720 --> 00:53:48,080 Like, while that's still fun, every once in a while you can 1016 00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:51,560 get a good reaction out of somebody who would completely 1017 00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:54,360 meltdown because you do it. And then you hit them like two 1018 00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:56,720 or three times and they're just like crashing the fuck out 1019 00:53:56,720 --> 00:53:59,200 'cause they can't find you or they go look for you. 1020 00:53:59,520 --> 00:54:02,480 But we upped the stakes, so I was on roller blades at the 1021 00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:04,840 time. Not the missing, but fruit. 1022 00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:07,760 But. That was. 1023 00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:11,160 Pretty good on my. Blades, man, it doesn't matter. 1024 00:54:11,240 --> 00:54:12,760 I had. I had the big three. 1025 00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:14,480 I had the big three, so I played hockey. 1026 00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:15,960 I played. Hockey dude like what do you 1027 00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:17,200 mean there? Fruit. 1028 00:54:17,240 --> 00:54:18,880 Fruit booter. That's K2. 1029 00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:23,760 K2 backyard bobs man the the better. 1030 00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:26,960 Rollerblader you are, the more fruity the booty you are, I 1031 00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:28,880 think. But yeah. 1032 00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:32,080 I would. There's this one guy, big yard. 1033 00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:36,480 They ring the doorbell. I wait by the mailbox and as he 1034 00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:41,000 comes out I throw it, throw a big M80 at him in the Bush by 1035 00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:44,080 him so he opens up the door. It booms and goes off. 1036 00:54:44,080 --> 00:54:46,800 The echo is loud because this isn't South Lake so they have 1037 00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:51,080 these big obnoxious fucking arched doorways in Texas where 1038 00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:53,200 we grew up. And this dude? 1039 00:54:53,200 --> 00:54:58,360 Stumbles down like makes this, grabs his like stomach like he 1040 00:54:58,360 --> 00:55:03,200 got shot and like groans and then stops, looks around and 1041 00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:06,240 then slams the fucking doors. Funniest shit I've ever seen. 1042 00:55:06,240 --> 00:55:07,600 One of the funniest things I've ever seen. 1043 00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:10,760 But we used to like go Ding Dong, do we? 1044 00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:15,320 We would sticky and a bunch of us, we would like crash spend 1045 00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:16,680 the night at somebody's house, right? 1046 00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:19,600 We would put tents in the backyard. 1047 00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:25,480 We would dress up in military fatigues in all black spray. 1048 00:55:25,480 --> 00:55:29,920 Paint Squirt. Guns and shit all black so they 1049 00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:32,720 look like fucking guns and we would go run around the 1050 00:55:32,720 --> 00:55:35,880 neighborhood at night. We would sneak out, go Ding Dong 1051 00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:39,120 ditch people, go mess with people, act like we were like 1052 00:55:39,120 --> 00:55:43,840 Seal Team 6 running through South Ridge Lakes at like which 1053 00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:46,360 is a neighborhood in. South Lake, Yeah, which is just 1054 00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:48,560 a very. Ritzy bougie white neighborhood 1055 00:55:48,560 --> 00:55:51,480 that I grew up in and we're running around at like 1:00 in 1056 00:55:51,480 --> 00:55:54,600 the morning dressed up in like full blown military fatigues 1057 00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:59,920 carrying like spray painted MP fives like crazy shit, crazy 1058 00:55:59,920 --> 00:56:01,400 shit. I remember one time we were 1059 00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:04,360 going to go ring Brad Hall's dork doorbell and oh, we're 1060 00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:07,640 we're hit him with the full. Fucking name his. 1061 00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:09,960 Dude. Well, Brad's got his own little 1062 00:56:09,960 --> 00:56:12,080 phone because that dude, there's a video of him, he just dead 1063 00:56:12,080 --> 00:56:15,400 lifted like 810 lbs like it's a fucking monster, dude. 1064 00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:20,040 So we went to go ring that dude's doorbell and his fucking 1065 00:56:20,040 --> 00:56:23,640 mom busted out chasing us down the street and threatened to 1066 00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:25,200 accuse us of trying to Egger house. 1067 00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:27,760 I was like, I was just trying to ring a doorbell, but I walked up 1068 00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:31,320 like. Like dude, like so. 1069 00:56:31,320 --> 00:56:37,160 Bad like you would be arrested. My black ass would be shot 100 1070 00:56:37,160 --> 00:56:40,080 percent, 100%. And so the and. 1071 00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:42,840 Then like it added like the. Ring camera effect, you know. 1072 00:56:42,840 --> 00:56:44,600 Oh see, the Ring camera fucked it up. 1073 00:56:44,640 --> 00:56:46,720 Yeah. Did the cameras, the cameras 1074 00:56:46,720 --> 00:56:49,240 really fucked up the well that that's kind of like where? 1075 00:56:49,240 --> 00:56:53,840 I was going but like even. But even if they didn't exist, 1076 00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:56,400 doing what you just said you did is. 1077 00:56:56,520 --> 00:56:59,200 But there are ways. Where you could, if you got like 1078 00:56:59,200 --> 00:57:01,960 a big mirror, like a body mirror, you could like, you 1079 00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:04,600 could walk up towards it and keep it in front of you and 1080 00:57:04,600 --> 00:57:07,000 they'd never see you and you could ring the doorbell and then 1081 00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:08,400 run. But I mean, you do. 1082 00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:10,640 And they're going to be like. Hey. 1083 00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:12,280 Are you dropping? Are you dropping knowledge? 1084 00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:14,600 Right now, 'cause that. But there's I never even thought 1085 00:57:14,600 --> 00:57:16,880 about how to get around a Ring camera. 1086 00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:19,840 I just thought you weren't raised by Nancy. 1087 00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:22,520 Lynn Huggins dude, come on bro. You got it, dude. 1088 00:57:22,920 --> 00:57:25,760 Dude that is like the. Most toxic shit I've ever heard 1089 00:57:25,760 --> 00:57:34,760 in my life is a strategy to to deflect the ring camera so you 1090 00:57:34,760 --> 00:57:38,360 can go to somebody's door. Well, that's I remember I. 1091 00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:40,200 Remember, I just told you I watched all the Mission 1092 00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:43,840 Impossibles and it has that screen that he uses and then he. 1093 00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:46,400 Walks it towards, in it and then. 1094 00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:48,920 So when they look at it, it's. Reflecting like you, just like I 1095 00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:51,200 thought you just. Came up with that like well, I 1096 00:57:51,240 --> 00:57:53,720 mean, yes, but you. Didn't let me finish the other 1097 00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:56,320 part or have done that. Didn't let me finish the other 1098 00:57:56,320 --> 00:57:57,600 part. I'm letting you finish. 1099 00:57:58,040 --> 00:58:01,000 The biggest issue with it is. You're probably going to get 1100 00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:03,840 caught or someone would see you because they need to be running 1101 00:58:03,840 --> 00:58:06,520 down the street with a big ass fucking body mirror. 1102 00:58:06,520 --> 00:58:09,000 They'd be like, hey man, who rang my doorbell and bolted like 1103 00:58:09,080 --> 00:58:12,720 that kid, they carrying that big fucking mirror, You could see 1104 00:58:12,720 --> 00:58:13,480 them. Does it have to? 1105 00:58:13,520 --> 00:58:15,840 Does it have to be a body? Mirror could it just They have 1106 00:58:15,840 --> 00:58:18,400 to be big enough to cover. Yeah, they want to cover your 1107 00:58:18,400 --> 00:58:19,760 face. Then you got to change. 1108 00:58:19,760 --> 00:58:22,000 Clothes like, oh, then it's like a car chase. 1109 00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:24,560 Like there you got to wear a sweatshirt so you can change the 1110 00:58:24,560 --> 00:58:26,080 basketball shorts underneath them. 1111 00:58:26,080 --> 00:58:28,600 So then you're like, no, what do you mean blue pants, Red Hat? 1112 00:58:28,600 --> 00:58:31,040 I don't know that you have to. So therapy question number. 1113 00:58:31,040 --> 00:58:33,320 Five. Would you rather have one that 1114 00:58:33,320 --> 00:58:37,440 just covers your face so that it's not as conspicuous, or 1115 00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:42,000 would you rather have one full body length so that they can't 1116 00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:45,080 see you at all? Full body length. 1117 00:58:45,320 --> 00:58:48,440 'Cause even for me that's problematic, so I carry. 1118 00:58:48,440 --> 00:58:50,720 Around that, well see, but this is. 1119 00:58:50,720 --> 00:58:52,560 This is where your white privilege is showing. 1120 00:58:52,560 --> 00:58:54,920 See, for me, my capacity, hey, I didn't. 1121 00:58:54,920 --> 00:58:58,840 See his face? But he's it was a black guy, and 1122 00:58:58,840 --> 00:59:00,320 there's eight of them in the neighborhood. 1123 00:59:00,320 --> 00:59:01,800 Well, not if you were all dressed. 1124 00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:05,840 In like whip out the HO well. Yeah, but that it's even. 1125 00:59:05,840 --> 00:59:07,800 I mean, at that point it was even less than that. 1126 00:59:08,120 --> 00:59:10,000 It was like he was black and it was a boy. 1127 00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:12,400 Well, there's Tyra, and then there's those. 1128 00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:14,400 Like, there's not that many people like that in this. 1129 00:59:14,400 --> 00:59:15,120 Yeah. Where we grew up. 1130 00:59:15,160 --> 00:59:15,640 Yeah. For. 1131 00:59:15,960 --> 00:59:18,080 Sure. Yeah, that was always a very 1132 00:59:18,080 --> 00:59:20,280 short. List be like Dad, the black kid 1133 00:59:20,320 --> 00:59:22,960 at school punched me and they'd be like Joseph Huggins punched 1134 00:59:22,960 --> 00:59:24,680 you. It wasn't like it. 1135 00:59:24,680 --> 00:59:27,440 Wasn't like a mystery. I mean, you're not wrong. 1136 00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:31,200 You're not wrong like that it it so when we picked up a couple 1137 00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:32,960 more. I was like, thank you, a little 1138 00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:34,720 mystery. Now you got to talk to a couple 1139 00:59:34,720 --> 00:59:36,800 of us because right now I'm just, I still feel like you 1140 00:59:36,880 --> 00:59:40,320 could, you could. Get away with like the only 1141 00:59:40,320 --> 00:59:44,920 covering your face mirror strategy without them picking up 1142 00:59:44,920 --> 00:59:49,800 on your race if you were. Closed. 1143 00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:53,400 Well, that goes. In that goes in indiscreet. 1144 00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:54,640 Indiscreet. That goes in like my whole 1145 00:59:54,640 --> 00:59:57,120 robbing a bang. Theory you would just have to 1146 00:59:57,120 --> 01:00:00,880 like pick up off pick a pick a random primary color. 1147 01:00:01,400 --> 01:00:05,320 We wear the, you know, long sleeves, ski mask all that, but 1148 01:00:05,320 --> 01:00:08,520 then you got to paint your face like purple and you got to paint 1149 01:00:08,520 --> 01:00:10,160 your arms. I mean if you're, if you're. 1150 01:00:10,160 --> 01:00:14,760 Robbing a bank, are you doing it like point break style where 1151 01:00:14,760 --> 01:00:16,520 you're like getting everybody's ass on the ground? 1152 01:00:16,520 --> 01:00:20,520 Or are you doing it like where you have a note and then you 1153 01:00:20,520 --> 01:00:24,480 just hand it to the teller? That I probably probably. 1154 01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:27,280 Everybody on the ground, I mean, that's I don't. 1155 01:00:27,280 --> 01:00:29,240 Trust the teller. Because then they gives them the 1156 01:00:29,240 --> 01:00:32,240 opportunity to do like dye packs, stuff like that, that 1157 01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:34,640 show me where the money is, I'll grab it. 1158 01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:35,520 I wouldn't. I would. 1159 01:00:35,520 --> 01:00:38,600 No, I mean like. I would. 1160 01:00:38,600 --> 01:00:41,360 I would do everybody's hands in the air. 1161 01:00:41,360 --> 01:00:43,640 Like you just don't care because that's like a fun way to bring 1162 01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:45,960 like a party atmosphere to a bank robbery. 1163 01:00:46,160 --> 01:00:47,560 That's true. Yeah. 1164 01:00:47,840 --> 01:00:52,280 Maybe bring a Bluetooth? Well, no 'cause I got to hear. 1165 01:00:52,280 --> 01:00:55,800 If the where where the sirens are you done with OPP cause the? 1166 01:00:55,800 --> 01:00:58,040 Bank owes me some motherfucking money. 1167 01:00:58,040 --> 01:01:00,240 Let's go. I I think that's. 1168 01:01:00,280 --> 01:01:02,920 Part of the G move. The G move is is. 1169 01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:05,520 Handing them a note. Well, the the note, but I. 1170 01:01:05,520 --> 01:01:08,360 Think that maybe that's something you would grow into 1171 01:01:08,600 --> 01:01:11,760 'cause I think originally you would just enjoy the thrill of 1172 01:01:11,760 --> 01:01:14,120 being like, hey everybody get the fuck on the ground. 1173 01:01:14,120 --> 01:01:16,640 Like, I think that that would be, I mean, to me, it's like 1174 01:01:16,640 --> 01:01:18,080 you're robbing the. Bank 'cause that's what the 1175 01:01:18,080 --> 01:01:22,200 fucking money is. But a note could. 1176 01:01:22,200 --> 01:01:24,360 Be good, but like I said, there's silent alarms. 1177 01:01:24,360 --> 01:01:26,720 I would want nobody to move. Stop it. 1178 01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:28,960 Otherwise stop. You wouldn't take control of the 1179 01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:30,800 situation. But you'd want to be likable, so 1180 01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:31,920 if you're. Going to be a bank robber, you 1181 01:01:31,920 --> 01:01:33,400 have to be a likable bank robber. 1182 01:01:34,760 --> 01:01:36,720 But be back to. Like like like. 1183 01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:39,200 So you're nice about. It yeah, you wouldn't be like, 1184 01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:43,480 yeah, well, I don't even get why, like people who even work 1185 01:01:43,480 --> 01:01:47,000 at a bank pass out, pass out a couple. 1186 01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:49,680 Bucks on the way out be like hey man, here's like slip somebody a 1187 01:01:49,680 --> 01:01:51,800 gene be like hey man, look like you. 1188 01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:55,080 You know I was. Nah, No, no, no. 1189 01:01:55,360 --> 01:01:56,680 Tell him I was. Tell him I was. 1190 01:01:56,680 --> 01:01:59,680 Like, Oh no, I'm. Robbing a bank, dude, I'm, I'm 1191 01:01:59,680 --> 01:02:02,080 coming out with the money and well, you would, but then, you 1192 01:02:02,080 --> 01:02:04,720 know, I'm not, I'm not like tipping people like on the way 1193 01:02:04,720 --> 01:02:06,120 out. That'd be epic. 1194 01:02:06,120 --> 01:02:08,680 You'd be a legend. They'd be like, OK, I just the 1195 01:02:08,680 --> 01:02:11,440 tipping robber. Like we'd have a cool ass 1196 01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:12,800 nickname. At least it wouldn't be a Dick. 1197 01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:15,520 No, I what I don't. Get is like like people who work 1198 01:02:15,520 --> 01:02:18,440 at the bank who give a shit like about the money. 1199 01:02:18,440 --> 01:02:21,520 It's like it's all insured. Yeah, it's a banks. 1200 01:02:21,520 --> 01:02:23,840 Money, it's like, like, why do you even care? 1201 01:02:23,840 --> 01:02:25,680 Like like whatever. There's like a security. 1202 01:02:25,680 --> 01:02:27,400 Guard at CVS that's them to like. 1203 01:02:27,400 --> 01:02:30,280 Well that's life for a pack of Mike and like so my bro just let 1204 01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:33,840 the crack head take it. Well, that's what the mean DC 1205 01:02:33,840 --> 01:02:36,120 Danny. Bob just says Danny, Chris, me, 1206 01:02:36,440 --> 01:02:40,400 we're at P JS wedding and we were laughing about like how 1207 01:02:40,400 --> 01:02:42,280 nobody gives a shit about anything anymore. 1208 01:02:42,640 --> 01:02:45,640 You just like walk into a 711 and just like take shit and like 1209 01:02:45,640 --> 01:02:46,840 they're just not going to stop you. 1210 01:02:47,320 --> 01:02:51,880 Like and it's like, but in this case it's like it kind of makes 1211 01:02:51,880 --> 01:02:53,440 sense to me. It's like, yeah, like why would 1212 01:02:53,440 --> 01:02:56,440 you even you you're getting paid like minimum wage. 1213 01:02:56,440 --> 01:03:00,400 Like why like it's fucking 711. Like, just let him take the hit, 1214 01:03:01,240 --> 01:03:02,960 yeah. Don't be a hero. 1215 01:03:02,960 --> 01:03:05,240 Not for them. Not for them, exactly. 1216 01:03:08,760 --> 01:03:13,080 Yeah, but I mean moral of the. Story a If kids are playing in 1217 01:03:13,080 --> 01:03:15,360 your neighborhood and ringing your doorbell and running away, 1218 01:03:15,520 --> 01:03:18,240 don't fucking shoot them like what that is. 1219 01:03:18,240 --> 01:03:21,920 So that's such a crazy leap. And it's not self-defense if 1220 01:03:21,920 --> 01:03:25,360 somebody's running away. It's not no I know, but like. 1221 01:03:25,360 --> 01:03:28,040 I thought it was going to be kind of racist, like because I 1222 01:03:28,040 --> 01:03:30,320 didn't read the article and then you realize they were both 1223 01:03:30,320 --> 01:03:32,440 Hispanic. And you were like oh shit, 3 for 1224 01:03:32,440 --> 01:03:34,280 a whirl. Well, well. 1225 01:03:34,600 --> 01:03:38,280 I I just but it's like because that shit's not in it, you know, 1226 01:03:38,280 --> 01:03:41,200 it's like like black kids be getting like shot like like 1227 01:03:41,200 --> 01:03:44,000 going, you know, going up to go like not even Ding Dong 1228 01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:45,720 ditching. Like I think, I think it was a 1229 01:03:45,720 --> 01:03:47,800 black guy. Who killed a white kid who got 1230 01:03:47,880 --> 01:03:50,080 for Ding Dong ditching and then the other one was like a black 1231 01:03:50,080 --> 01:03:51,960 guy killing another guy. What makes me feel? 1232 01:03:51,960 --> 01:03:54,600 Better. Is that weird that it's like? 1233 01:03:55,400 --> 01:03:58,680 Two Hispanics. Well, yeah, that it's not like. 1234 01:03:58,680 --> 01:04:01,160 Some bullshit where they're like, yeah, it's not some like 1235 01:04:01,160 --> 01:04:03,320 white. Guy shooting a black kid or 1236 01:04:03,320 --> 01:04:04,840 something like through the door like. 1237 01:04:05,200 --> 01:04:07,600 White lacrosse. Player, He's just trying to sell 1238 01:04:07,600 --> 01:04:08,880 them like a magazine. Subscription. 1239 01:04:09,240 --> 01:04:10,760 Yeah, this. They're just kind of like, hey, 1240 01:04:10,760 --> 01:04:12,880 maybe. We should do something about it 1241 01:04:12,960 --> 01:04:15,360 because it's just like they can't the race cancel each other 1242 01:04:15,360 --> 01:04:17,640 out. It's like they're like, oh man, 1243 01:04:17,640 --> 01:04:19,200 I just have to be sad about this. 1244 01:04:19,480 --> 01:04:22,480 But also as. Parents don't let. 1245 01:04:22,480 --> 01:04:25,560 Your kids Ding Dong bitch. Like are you fucking kidding me? 1246 01:04:25,840 --> 01:04:29,640 I used to do this bro no. Stop it I. 1247 01:04:29,800 --> 01:04:30,760 Didn't. Oh, no, no. 1248 01:04:30,920 --> 01:04:36,760 I my parents never let me do it. It was always like on the sneak 1249 01:04:36,760 --> 01:04:38,840 tip. Why is there an 11 year? 1250 01:04:38,840 --> 01:04:43,760 Old running around at 11 like 23111. 1251 01:04:43,760 --> 01:04:47,560 PM 100% like that's that's I did that. 1252 01:04:49,600 --> 01:04:52,080 You ever get caught? Ding Dong. 1253 01:04:52,080 --> 01:04:56,040 Ditching one time. We got caught teeping. 1254 01:04:58,240 --> 01:05:00,760 For the audience, if they. Are I don't know if like people 1255 01:05:00,760 --> 01:05:02,560 even know what that is anymore, but it's like throwing toilet 1256 01:05:02,560 --> 01:05:08,040 paper and people's like trees. And it was like a girl that like 1257 01:05:08,040 --> 01:05:09,440 we know I I just forget her name. 1258 01:05:09,440 --> 01:05:12,920 She was like a year older than us, but her dad came out and 1259 01:05:12,920 --> 01:05:15,960 like chased us like just like this. 1260 01:05:16,840 --> 01:05:21,000 And three of us like hit in a Bush and. 1261 01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:24,880 I just didn't. Like and he like came up on the 1262 01:05:24,880 --> 01:05:31,240 Bush and the other two like guys like came out and like and he. 1263 01:05:31,240 --> 01:05:33,520 Made him like go with him. Like go get the teepee out. 1264 01:05:33,520 --> 01:05:36,000 And I just didn't move and he had no idea I was there. 1265 01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:43,720 So I was just like, boom. One time I got caught teeping. 1266 01:05:43,720 --> 01:05:47,000 Like the summer I lived with my dad was one of the craziest 1267 01:05:47,040 --> 01:05:49,600 summers because I just did all sorts of wild shit. 1268 01:05:51,040 --> 01:05:53,600 So we got caught. We got caught teeping this like 1269 01:05:53,600 --> 01:05:56,080 empty lot because we were basically the only people that 1270 01:05:56,080 --> 01:05:58,280 could do it. So we got confronted about it 1271 01:05:58,280 --> 01:06:02,880 and we were just like, yeah, but we used to get little pump Talon 1272 01:06:02,880 --> 01:06:06,360 pump paintball guns and we'd shoot paintballs at cars. 1273 01:06:07,800 --> 01:06:11,000 That's a little wild, right? Ding Dong bitching you're. 1274 01:06:11,040 --> 01:06:13,440 Ringing a fucking doorbell. The only problem there is, but 1275 01:06:13,440 --> 01:06:14,760 that's what I'm saying is it escalates. 1276 01:06:14,760 --> 01:06:18,320 Because at this point, because at this point I'm in like this 1277 01:06:18,320 --> 01:06:21,200 is the summer going into eighth grade, 8th grade. 1278 01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:24,040 So that's what I'm saying is like it escalates to where then 1279 01:06:24,040 --> 01:06:26,120 it's like, OK, well, ringing doorbells isn't enough. 1280 01:06:26,400 --> 01:06:29,280 Now we need to like what? What's more extreme than I can 1281 01:06:29,280 --> 01:06:32,680 do to get a more ridiculous reaction out of people ended up 1282 01:06:32,680 --> 01:06:36,400 on shooting paintballs at cars. Another one was that that to me 1283 01:06:36,400 --> 01:06:37,800 that's. Like a little crazy. 1284 01:06:37,800 --> 01:06:38,960 It's crazy. That's like a. 1285 01:06:39,080 --> 01:06:41,760 That that's like. Exponentially worse. 1286 01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:45,040 Yeah, I told you about the. Throwing tennis balls at cars. 1287 01:06:45,560 --> 01:06:47,160 We got chased by those college kids. 1288 01:06:47,160 --> 01:06:50,440 I got chased for like 6 hours and then Joseph and I used to 1289 01:06:50,440 --> 01:06:52,760 garage. Up and steal people's beers in 1290 01:06:52,760 --> 01:06:56,000 the garage because. Everybody in Texas. 1291 01:06:56,040 --> 01:06:58,840 Or South Lake had by the time people were doing that. 1292 01:06:58,880 --> 01:07:03,440 I'd really, I don't know, I guess I calmed down, but I 1293 01:07:03,440 --> 01:07:07,240 wasn't as you were more of an enabler. 1294 01:07:07,240 --> 01:07:10,360 So stuff like that. I wouldn't normally do that, but 1295 01:07:10,360 --> 01:07:12,360 you could convince me to do almost anything. 1296 01:07:12,520 --> 01:07:13,600 That's fair. That's right. 1297 01:07:13,600 --> 01:07:14,960 So that's. Pretty much what it was your. 1298 01:07:14,960 --> 01:07:16,080 Boy's a salesman. So when we. 1299 01:07:16,080 --> 01:07:19,040 Finally linked up in that. Way it was bad news Bears or 1300 01:07:19,040 --> 01:07:20,960 these good times I actually picked out like. 1301 01:07:21,600 --> 01:07:24,000 And pretty much, yeah, I mean, but we got in a. 1302 01:07:24,240 --> 01:07:26,360 Car chase with that like no. No, no, no, no. 1303 01:07:26,360 --> 01:07:30,680 It got it got really crazy. But but the Baby Driver lyricist 1304 01:07:30,680 --> 01:07:33,600 got us out of there. Yeah, you see some stupid. 1305 01:07:33,600 --> 01:07:36,080 Shit. And then another one was shoot 1306 01:07:36,080 --> 01:07:39,240 bottle rockets, but that was pretty rough 'cause you have to 1307 01:07:39,240 --> 01:07:43,160 like point them so you would get like a Corona long neck bottle 1308 01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:46,880 'cause like at my dad's house there was this balcony that had 1309 01:07:46,880 --> 01:07:48,960 this huge like weeping Willow tree. 1310 01:07:48,960 --> 01:07:52,120 And this is in Waxahachie. So it over which is a city, 1311 01:07:52,120 --> 01:07:55,040 which is a city in Texas where we're from. 1312 01:07:56,200 --> 01:08:00,160 As I was a student to say, it's. Important to say, but it would. 1313 01:08:00,160 --> 01:08:04,000 Overhang, so the angle on it, you could see the road, but you 1314 01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:07,680 couldn't see shit like it was. So it was like awesome. 1315 01:08:07,920 --> 01:08:09,960 And it was tucked back off the roads. 1316 01:08:09,960 --> 01:08:13,760 There was like a big yard, big double sidewalk, another median, 1317 01:08:13,760 --> 01:08:15,520 then there was the road. So it was a distance. 1318 01:08:15,520 --> 01:08:18,160 That's what I'm saying. You get a little pump gun and 1319 01:08:18,760 --> 01:08:21,520 people are flying by. So you would take the you'd 1320 01:08:21,520 --> 01:08:24,080 light the bottle rocket, then you would have to look away and 1321 01:08:24,080 --> 01:08:28,840 point it and then see both. Both like when I think now about 1322 01:08:28,840 --> 01:08:32,439 Ding Dong ditching and then fireworks, I think about my dog 1323 01:08:33,120 --> 01:08:38,479 how she like just. Hey, both of them, yeah. 1324 01:08:38,479 --> 01:08:41,240 And in that I would just never do it based upon that. 1325 01:08:41,359 --> 01:08:43,840 Like I want fireworks to like just end. 1326 01:08:44,279 --> 01:08:47,000 But there was He's terrified. Just so I was shaking. 1327 01:08:47,720 --> 01:08:51,600 One time I got in a good foot. Chase because in this is all in 1328 01:08:51,600 --> 01:08:56,000 like like the TP ING the paintballs, the bottle rot. 1329 01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:59,600 All this happens in like a 8 by 8 block area. 1330 01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:03,399 It's like a pretty small terrorizing our neighborhood. 1331 01:09:03,600 --> 01:09:05,640 Because if you went. Too far. 1332 01:09:05,640 --> 01:09:10,080 If you went past McPherson St., where I was, no, it was like 1333 01:09:10,600 --> 01:09:14,439 like trap. We're doing very specific, like 1334 01:09:14,439 --> 01:09:15,680 it was trap houses. No SO. 1335 01:09:15,680 --> 01:09:17,800 My dad was like, you do whatever the fuck you want, but don't 1336 01:09:17,800 --> 01:09:21,479 ever go past McPherson St. and like and don't ever go down the 1337 01:09:21,479 --> 01:09:24,520 railroad down to the railroad tracks, which was like big facts 1338 01:09:24,520 --> 01:09:26,120 because I did. And I was like, bro, this shit's 1339 01:09:26,120 --> 01:09:29,960 crazy. But we was like, you know, don't 1340 01:09:29,960 --> 01:09:32,840 go to don't go past MacPherson Street. 1341 01:09:33,120 --> 01:09:36,000 But then there was the big Rd. like College Street, which is 1342 01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:37,160 where, you know, we'd shoot stuff at. 1343 01:09:37,399 --> 01:09:39,880 Behind it, there was this replica Bethlehem. 1344 01:09:40,040 --> 01:09:43,080 It was huge. And it had these big like it was 1345 01:09:43,080 --> 01:09:45,120 what? A replica of. 1346 01:09:45,200 --> 01:09:47,960 The city of Bethlehem, like the entire. 1347 01:09:47,960 --> 01:09:50,319 City or like it was like many or like. 1348 01:09:50,479 --> 01:09:52,760 Jesus like it. Was many, but it was. 1349 01:09:52,760 --> 01:09:56,440 Probably like Nazareth. Yards long 50. 1350 01:09:56,440 --> 01:10:00,480 Yards wide, Christian Yeah, So there was a big. 1351 01:10:00,760 --> 01:10:02,640 It was like a. Big lot that they and they had. 1352 01:10:02,640 --> 01:10:05,000 These huge fucking walls, like they were big. 1353 01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:11,280 They were probably 20, no, about 15 feet tall, like walls that 1354 01:10:11,280 --> 01:10:13,520 surround this thing. And at Christmas they would do a 1355 01:10:13,520 --> 01:10:15,920 whole recreation. It was like for the church. 1356 01:10:16,120 --> 01:10:19,240 So it's church owned property. Are there like 3-3 wise men 1357 01:10:19,240 --> 01:10:20,480 statues? But it was like, no, it was like 1358 01:10:20,520 --> 01:10:22,000 a there was like. A marketplace. 1359 01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:24,320 It was like big as fuck. And it was all these buildings. 1360 01:10:24,520 --> 01:10:27,840 So we used to break in there and fuck around 'cause you could 1361 01:10:27,840 --> 01:10:29,680 just climb the wall, you could climb this tree. 1362 01:10:29,680 --> 01:10:31,640 It was a little sketchy. Get on the wall and you could 1363 01:10:31,640 --> 01:10:34,560 just unlock it from the inside. So we would Dick around, we 1364 01:10:34,560 --> 01:10:39,600 would find all this those tiki torch candles, they would have 1365 01:10:39,600 --> 01:10:42,240 tons of those. So we there was this big Dome 1366 01:10:42,240 --> 01:10:43,960 area. So we would take a bunch of hay 1367 01:10:43,960 --> 01:10:46,800 and shit and start have like little like hangout fires in 1368 01:10:46,800 --> 01:10:49,800 this place. And one night, bro, we are in 1369 01:10:49,800 --> 01:10:52,600 there doing our fucked up thing just chilling like we're not 1370 01:10:52,600 --> 01:10:54,720 doing anything. Nobody drinks at this point. 1371 01:10:54,720 --> 01:10:59,600 We're just like a bunch of kids in like going in 8th grade with 1372 01:10:59,600 --> 01:11:05,000 Jack shit to do and the maintenance man shows the fuck 1373 01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:07,240 up bro. So we're sitting in there and 1374 01:11:07,240 --> 01:11:09,800 there's like 2 gates. There's one on this side and 1375 01:11:09,800 --> 01:11:15,520 then there's one on the opposite end and they're like 45 yards 1376 01:11:15,520 --> 01:11:16,520 apart. Like they're not that. 1377 01:11:16,520 --> 01:11:18,960 Close, but they're like. They're close. 1378 01:11:18,960 --> 01:11:22,520 Like if you see somebody in there and you could see like the 1379 01:11:22,520 --> 01:11:25,600 one that the one on the side wasn't as bad, but there's one 1380 01:11:25,600 --> 01:11:27,520 that you could just see through the whole fucking place. 1381 01:11:27,840 --> 01:11:29,480 And we went through the one on the side. 1382 01:11:29,760 --> 01:11:33,840 Dude, we're sitting there chilling and we look over and 1383 01:11:33,840 --> 01:11:39,040 this, he's a pretty big Hispanic dude, is just staring at us in 1384 01:11:39,040 --> 01:11:43,760 like the glow of this fucking like mosquito repellent tiki 1385 01:11:43,760 --> 01:11:48,280 torch shit and just takes the fuck off after us man. 1386 01:11:48,600 --> 01:11:52,440 And this dude again, why would he even give a shit? 1387 01:11:52,640 --> 01:11:56,320 Dude he chased us so not get paid enough bro to even care. 1388 01:11:56,680 --> 01:11:58,840 We fucking. Scatter throughout the 1389 01:11:58,840 --> 01:12:00,280 neighborhood. This dude is. 1390 01:12:00,280 --> 01:12:04,440 Driving around in circles in this neighborhood, but we bolt. 1391 01:12:04,440 --> 01:12:07,120 So he chases us for a bit. He has got, he's got to go back 1392 01:12:07,120 --> 01:12:10,040 'cause like, we left that fire going dude, like you, just what 1393 01:12:10,040 --> 01:12:11,520 are you doing? Let's put this out, then we'll 1394 01:12:11,520 --> 01:12:14,000 figure it out. So he puts it out, comes and 1395 01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:16,880 he's just spending forever spinning the block. 1396 01:12:16,880 --> 01:12:19,320 We're like, I got in trouble 'cause I got home so late, 1397 01:12:19,320 --> 01:12:22,400 'cause I I had no way to get back to my house without being 1398 01:12:22,400 --> 01:12:29,640 spotted by this Hispanic. OK, a tax. 1399 01:12:29,640 --> 01:12:30,800 Free check hits hard. Dude. 1400 01:12:34,800 --> 01:12:37,040 It's like, it's like, it's like Chris Crispy boy, like 1401 01:12:37,040 --> 01:12:38,120 McDonald's. Sprite. 1402 01:12:41,240 --> 01:12:43,880 Article #2 Brought to you by the. 1403 01:12:43,880 --> 01:12:46,960 BBC. The big black news 1404 01:12:46,960 --> 01:12:52,160 correspondent, Germany's far right Afd suffers series of 1405 01:12:52,160 --> 01:12:55,920 candidate deaths ahead of a local ahead of local vote. 1406 01:12:56,160 --> 01:13:00,480 Super weird. This is from Paul Kirby. 1407 01:13:02,480 --> 01:13:06,040 As many as six candidates. For Germany's far right. 1408 01:13:06,280 --> 01:13:10,080 Afd have died in recent weeks ahead of local elections in the 1409 01:13:10,080 --> 01:13:12,960 big western state of North Rhine W. 1410 01:13:13,600 --> 01:13:17,000 What is it? Westafia police have made it 1411 01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:19,160 clear there's no evidence of foul play in the deaths. 1412 01:13:19,160 --> 01:13:21,400 Bullshit. But it means that new ballots 1413 01:13:21,400 --> 01:13:24,600 will be have to be printed and some poster voters will have to 1414 01:13:24,600 --> 01:13:28,360 recast their ballots. Population is 18,000,000 1415 01:13:28,360 --> 01:13:31,920 reported 20,000 candidates will run for office and it's 14th of 1416 01:13:31,920 --> 01:13:35,400 September local elections. But this is that's kind of weird 1417 01:13:35,400 --> 01:13:38,040 that a bunch of the alt right like Nazi dudes are dying. 1418 01:13:38,040 --> 01:13:42,600 You don't think so? I don't know, you tell. 1419 01:13:42,600 --> 01:13:50,480 Me bro, I have an opinion. First of all, give 0. 1420 01:13:50,480 --> 01:13:53,600 Fucks about that. But well, no. 1421 01:13:53,600 --> 01:13:55,120 But I mean, it's still an interesting story. 1422 01:13:55,120 --> 01:13:56,400 No, no, no, no. It's interesting. 1423 01:13:56,560 --> 01:13:58,840 I give zero fucks about these not. 1424 01:13:58,840 --> 01:14:02,880 These like, 'cause the AFD is like, first of all, Elon's like 1425 01:14:02,880 --> 01:14:06,360 on their like jock and then, yeah, and they're like 1426 01:14:06,360 --> 01:14:13,200 basically, literally like, like neo Nazis, yeah, very Nazis, 1427 01:14:13,320 --> 01:14:14,320 right? So. 1428 01:14:15,640 --> 01:14:20,920 I don't know, dude. Like here's the theory. 1429 01:14:20,920 --> 01:14:23,560 This is all alleged I just throwing. 1430 01:14:23,560 --> 01:14:31,360 This out there, did Israel not like, decapitate Iran's 1431 01:14:31,480 --> 01:14:34,360 revolutionary? Guard corps Hamas. 1432 01:14:34,960 --> 01:14:43,320 Hezbollah. Do you think it's weird that? 1433 01:14:45,040 --> 01:14:51,720 As the same time Israel's like going after it that the. 1434 01:14:52,680 --> 01:14:56,040 That the neo Nazis. Just start getting get murked. 1435 01:14:58,120 --> 01:15:01,080 Yeah, the number of deaths. Says that they're nevertheless 1436 01:15:01,080 --> 01:15:03,240 raised questions. On social media, the state's 1437 01:15:03,240 --> 01:15:06,080 interior ministry has pointed out that the candidates for the 1438 01:15:06,080 --> 01:15:09,000 parties, including Greens and Social Democrats, have also 1439 01:15:09,000 --> 01:15:12,160 died. Domestic Spies agency classified 1440 01:15:12,160 --> 01:15:15,760 it as a right wing extremist organization in May before 1441 01:15:15,760 --> 01:15:19,520 placing a pause on that description due to appealing to 1442 01:15:19,520 --> 01:15:23,160 an appeal pending in court. In three eastern states, the AFD 1443 01:15:23,160 --> 01:15:26,480 associates are still listed as extremists. 1444 01:15:27,360 --> 01:15:30,080 And like all the parties in in Germany like. 1445 01:15:30,280 --> 01:15:32,320 Is like. Listening to this podcast, like 1446 01:15:32,400 --> 01:15:37,920 pretty like pretty high of the rankings and all the parties in 1447 01:15:37,920 --> 01:15:41,720 Germany besides the AFD agreed that they would never do 1448 01:15:41,720 --> 01:15:44,680 business with the AFD, even though they get elected like 1449 01:15:44,760 --> 01:15:46,160 they have like seats in parliament. 1450 01:15:46,600 --> 01:15:48,400 They have the most seats they've ever had. 1451 01:15:48,760 --> 01:15:53,760 And then just recently they were like making deals with them to 1452 01:15:53,760 --> 01:15:57,360 get like shit passed. And that was like breaking like 1453 01:15:57,520 --> 01:16:01,600 a a century old like rule. Like like it's like they knew 1454 01:16:01,600 --> 01:16:06,280 that it's like they're they're a democracy, but they so they 1455 01:16:06,520 --> 01:16:09,440 can't really do anything about these fools getting elected. 1456 01:16:10,440 --> 01:16:13,720 But every other because it's a multi party. 1457 01:16:13,720 --> 01:16:15,960 It's not like a two party system like us. 1458 01:16:17,040 --> 01:16:20,880 Every every other party like had a pack that they would never 1459 01:16:20,880 --> 01:16:24,160 ever make a deal with them up until like last year. 1460 01:16:25,040 --> 01:16:29,840 Then it happened and the FT got the most seats and Elon Musk's 1461 01:16:29,840 --> 01:16:33,440 over there, like promoting shit and like, like paying for like 1462 01:16:33,520 --> 01:16:36,000 these dudes like elections. Yeah, but they're not buying his 1463 01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:37,440 cars. So he's suffering. 1464 01:16:37,440 --> 01:16:39,640 Well, Germany. Is not like this is. 1465 01:16:39,720 --> 01:16:42,840 Yeah, like it's a. Like, it's a minority of a 1466 01:16:42,840 --> 01:16:47,480 minority, like, like that are involved in this. 1467 01:16:48,320 --> 01:16:52,360 However, they went from like, they had like 7% of like the 1468 01:16:52,360 --> 01:16:58,400 parliament to like, like fucking 21%, you know, like tripled up 1469 01:16:58,520 --> 01:17:00,000 like. And so it was like, kind of 1470 01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:01,800 scary for everybody. Yeah. 1471 01:17:04,080 --> 01:17:06,960 It's like and I. I I used to knew like. 1472 01:17:06,960 --> 01:17:10,640 Off the top of my head, but it's like what it stands for. 1473 01:17:10,640 --> 01:17:17,000 It's like the D part is Deutschland, which is Jeremy, 1474 01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:18,400 but I forget what the AF part is. 1475 01:17:18,720 --> 01:17:22,320 It's like. Anyways, yeah, these are just 1476 01:17:22,480 --> 01:17:26,480 Nazis breeding card initial reports centered on. 1477 01:17:27,680 --> 01:17:30,960 News that that four of its candidates have died and the 1478 01:17:30,960 --> 01:17:35,200 deaths 2 of 2 reserve candidates also emerged, prompting a flurry 1479 01:17:35,200 --> 01:17:37,560 of conspiracy theories on social media. 1480 01:17:37,560 --> 01:17:43,000 Afd Co leader Alice Wendell made made no effort to quash the 1481 01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:46,920 speculation, reposting a claim by retired economicus Stefan 1482 01:17:46,920 --> 01:17:50,160 Homburg that a number of candidates deaths was 1483 01:17:50,160 --> 01:17:54,520 statistically almost impossible. However, asked about the rumors 1484 01:17:54,520 --> 01:17:59,280 in his part of the AF DS member #2 figure in North Rhine W 1485 01:17:59,280 --> 01:18:05,240 Delphia K Gats Gatskalk, Gatskalk acknowledged on Tuesday 1486 01:18:05,240 --> 01:18:09,480 that what I have in front of me, but that's just partial 1487 01:18:09,480 --> 01:18:11,200 information. It doesn't back up these 1488 01:18:11,200 --> 01:18:13,800 suspicious, these suspicions at the moment. 1489 01:18:14,160 --> 01:18:15,840 I mean, what, what's the conspiracy there though? 1490 01:18:15,880 --> 01:18:17,640 What did they say 'cause like I, I didn't even. 1491 01:18:17,800 --> 01:18:20,960 They said they were killed but but. 1492 01:18:21,240 --> 01:18:25,680 But by who doesn't? Say Afd pulled it. 1493 01:18:25,680 --> 01:18:28,480 Yeah, 16%. In the state federal elections 1494 01:18:28,480 --> 01:18:32,200 last February, which was like, like still. 1495 01:18:33,200 --> 01:18:36,960 Not a huge amount, but it's like a lot more than it than it was 1496 01:18:36,960 --> 01:18:40,360 like just like a couple years. They they originally in 2022 1497 01:18:40,360 --> 01:18:43,280 pulled at 5.4. Percent, there you go, tripled 1498 01:18:43,280 --> 01:18:45,640 up. So that's pretty. 1499 01:18:46,440 --> 01:18:49,560 How was it not? Far off there, yeah. 1500 01:18:49,600 --> 01:18:52,680 Either police agency. Said that the four initial 1501 01:18:52,680 --> 01:18:54,320 deaths were either. From natural. 1502 01:18:54,320 --> 01:18:58,120 Causes or the cause was not being divulged for reasons of 1503 01:18:58,120 --> 01:19:01,560 family privacy. The two further deaths have been 1504 01:19:01,560 --> 01:19:05,280 similarly described. Afd strategists are hoping for 1505 01:19:05,280 --> 01:19:09,920 gains in the up in the local elections, which are seen as as 1506 01:19:09,920 --> 01:19:13,440 the first Test of voters since the new federal government came 1507 01:19:13,440 --> 01:19:17,800 to power, which, yeah, they just got a new. 1508 01:19:17,920 --> 01:19:23,480 Because the. Their government like collapsed 1509 01:19:23,920 --> 01:19:27,480 and when and when I say collapsed, I mean like, like 1510 01:19:27,480 --> 01:19:32,920 they had like a Prime Minister and then like, you have to have 1511 01:19:32,920 --> 01:19:35,920 like votes from the parliament or like their version of 1512 01:19:35,920 --> 01:19:38,720 parliament, I forget what. Like, like it's like Israel's 1513 01:19:38,720 --> 01:19:42,240 the Knesset in, in England. It's like the parliament. 1514 01:19:42,240 --> 01:19:43,640 I, I figure what it's called in Germany. 1515 01:19:44,280 --> 01:19:48,000 So what happened was whoever their Prime Minister was like 1516 01:19:48,440 --> 01:19:53,520 didn't like have enough votes to be, still be Prime Minister. 1517 01:19:53,920 --> 01:19:55,440 And then they just got a new one. 1518 01:19:55,440 --> 01:20:00,160 His name's Mersk, I believe. But that's, but that was recent. 1519 01:20:00,320 --> 01:20:06,200 But during that process is when the Afd got like gained way more 1520 01:20:06,200 --> 01:20:08,200 seats. And, and again, like I said, 1521 01:20:08,200 --> 01:20:13,360 it's like, like you just said it was like 15%, but that that's 1522 01:20:13,360 --> 01:20:15,760 three times more than they had before and the most. 1523 01:20:15,800 --> 01:20:18,280 And then they were trying to like, make deals with them and 1524 01:20:18,280 --> 01:20:22,120 shit, like, just like Netanyahu makes deals with like the far 1525 01:20:22,120 --> 01:20:24,160 right, like just to stay in office. 1526 01:20:24,760 --> 01:20:27,920 Yeah. Yeah, tech billionaire Elon Musk 1527 01:20:27,920 --> 01:20:29,680 Who? Endorsed the far right party's 1528 01:20:29,680 --> 01:20:33,280 migration policies earlier this year, has repeated his support. 1529 01:20:33,560 --> 01:20:38,120 Either Germany votes Afd or it's the end of Germany, is what he 1530 01:20:38,160 --> 01:20:41,360 Elon Musk is claiming. It's a crazy statement. 1531 01:20:41,360 --> 01:20:44,840 That's wow, that's out of. Bounds out of bounds. 1532 01:20:44,840 --> 01:20:48,080 Elon I mean, it's just, it's like, to me, it's just like, 1533 01:20:48,080 --> 01:20:51,000 that's all you need to know. About him, Yeah, he's a fucking 1534 01:20:51,080 --> 01:20:54,440 idiot, but also like. Obviously like a white 1535 01:20:54,440 --> 01:20:55,600 supremacist. Yeah. 1536 01:20:56,200 --> 01:20:58,720 Therapy question or not therapy question, I'm so. 1537 01:20:58,720 --> 01:21:02,160 Used to that article #3 from MPRKERA. 1538 01:21:02,160 --> 01:21:06,080 Donate donate donate. Trump says Space Command will 1539 01:21:06,080 --> 01:21:11,960 move to Alabama Alabama, Alabama after a long battle over its HQ. 1540 01:21:12,920 --> 01:21:16,120 This is by Pat Duggan's Let's go. 1541 01:21:16,120 --> 01:21:20,480 Just change the D Make it an H. We all over the place, they call 1542 01:21:20,480 --> 01:21:23,480 me Curb 'cause you can't walk these streets without bumping 1543 01:21:23,480 --> 01:21:26,200 into me, Don. President Trump announced he 1544 01:21:26,200 --> 01:21:29,080 intends to move the US Space Command headquarters to 1545 01:21:29,080 --> 01:21:33,760 Huntsville, AL, in an Oval offense announcement on Tuesday. 1546 01:21:33,920 --> 01:21:37,600 This is not the first time Trump Trump intended to move the Space 1547 01:21:37,600 --> 01:21:41,640 Command to Alabama permanently. During the final days of his 1548 01:21:41,640 --> 01:21:45,680 first term, he announced his choice over other locations, 1549 01:21:45,960 --> 01:21:48,320 saying he personally made that decision. 1550 01:21:48,800 --> 01:21:53,800 And in 2023, the Biden Joe fucking Brandon administration 1551 01:21:53,800 --> 01:21:57,720 said they'd the move could put military readiness at risk. 1552 01:21:57,960 --> 01:22:02,320 The latest switch by Trump has been long anticipated since 1553 01:22:02,320 --> 01:22:05,080 Biden chose to keep the organization at the Peterson Air 1554 01:22:05,080 --> 01:22:08,480 Force Base in Colorado Springs. Right. 1555 01:22:08,480 --> 01:22:11,640 So a couple things here like. First of all, Trump's the. 1556 01:22:11,640 --> 01:22:13,840 One who fucking came up. This is we're talking about 1557 01:22:15,280 --> 01:22:18,800 Space Force, right? Yeah. 1558 01:22:19,040 --> 01:22:21,240 OK, well, Trump. Created Space Force. 1559 01:22:21,240 --> 01:22:24,760 Everybody clowned him on it. And then like, and then like, in 1560 01:22:24,760 --> 01:22:27,480 retrospect, we were like, man, not a bad idea. 1561 01:22:27,680 --> 01:22:30,920 But Space Force was always a part of the Air Force. 1562 01:22:30,920 --> 01:22:33,640 And that's where the Air Force's main headquarters is. 1563 01:22:33,960 --> 01:22:35,560 And that's why it was a Colorado. 1564 01:22:36,120 --> 01:22:39,840 So, like, to me, this is like, not I, I heard about this, but I 1565 01:22:39,840 --> 01:22:42,520 to me, like, I don't think it's like overblown like that. 1566 01:22:43,040 --> 01:22:46,600 You know, it's like, it's like, like he's the one who even came 1567 01:22:46,600 --> 01:22:48,880 up with the fucking ideas of the Space Force. 1568 01:22:48,880 --> 01:22:52,680 Like, why do you guys like Trump was joined by Alabama's US 1569 01:22:52,680 --> 01:22:55,240 senators, Tommy. Tuberville right off the bat 1570 01:22:55,240 --> 01:22:57,320 you're wrong. If that guy shows up, he's 1571 01:22:57,320 --> 01:23:00,480 moving space command to Alabama's so-called Rocket City 1572 01:23:00,760 --> 01:23:04,040 could benefit the local economy by bringing in thousands of jobs 1573 01:23:04,040 --> 01:23:06,080 and billions of dollars in investments. 1574 01:23:06,360 --> 01:23:08,720 But he did say some pretty wild shit about it. 1575 01:23:09,280 --> 01:23:11,040 See I haven't seen that part. I just like. 1576 01:23:11,040 --> 01:23:13,320 To me it's like. OK. 1577 01:23:13,320 --> 01:23:15,200 Like it could have just been in Alabama. 1578 01:23:15,360 --> 01:23:17,240 The move. Yeah, Huntsville. 1579 01:23:17,240 --> 01:23:20,120 Yeah, the move has political. Implications as well. 1580 01:23:20,120 --> 01:23:24,720 Alabama is a reliably Republican, where the voters 1581 01:23:24,720 --> 01:23:27,920 support all three of Trump's campaigns for the White House. 1582 01:23:28,120 --> 01:23:31,760 One of his first political rallies in 2015 was in Mobile, 1583 01:23:31,760 --> 01:23:36,560 AL along the Gulf Coast. God damn it boy, come on man 1584 01:23:36,560 --> 01:23:37,840 play. Tuesday's gone with the win. 1585 01:23:37,840 --> 01:23:40,320 Let's get out of here. I'm just saying like, like, what 1586 01:23:40,320 --> 01:23:42,120 is the issue? Who cares? 1587 01:23:42,400 --> 01:23:46,000 Colorado has become increasingly Democratic since 2000. 8 1588 01:23:46,000 --> 01:23:49,720 presidential election Earlier this year, Colorado's Republican 1589 01:23:49,720 --> 01:23:52,880 Congress members wrote a letter to Trump asking him not to 1590 01:23:52,880 --> 01:23:56,280 relocate operations. During his announcement, Trump 1591 01:23:56,280 --> 01:24:00,040 noted that the political dynamic noted these political dynamics, 1592 01:24:00,040 --> 01:24:02,600 but said. I don't think that influenced my 1593 01:24:02,600 --> 01:24:07,400 decision though, right? He also said that one of the big 1594 01:24:07,400 --> 01:24:11,400 problems he has with Colorado is the state's embrace of mail in 1595 01:24:11,400 --> 01:24:13,560 voting. They have an automatically 1596 01:24:13,560 --> 01:24:16,280 crooked elections. Trump criticized, well, 1597 01:24:16,280 --> 01:24:18,240 criticism. Colorado was also the first 1598 01:24:18,240 --> 01:24:22,400 state that. Decided to take him off of the 1599 01:24:22,400 --> 01:24:26,640 ballot because he violated the Constitution by having so now 1600 01:24:27,160 --> 01:24:30,400 he's so he was, he was like actually constitutionally not 1601 01:24:30,400 --> 01:24:32,480 even allowed to run again. And they were right. 1602 01:24:32,480 --> 01:24:34,800 But then the Supreme Court rejected that. 1603 01:24:36,000 --> 01:24:37,840 So I can see that, but I have no idea why. 1604 01:24:37,840 --> 01:24:41,600 What, like why any of that would matter when it comes to the 1605 01:24:41,600 --> 01:24:43,800 Space Force? Like, well, you know, you 1606 01:24:43,800 --> 01:24:46,040 wouldn't think that it would. But then he brings up. 1607 01:24:46,040 --> 01:24:46,920 He brings. It up. 1608 01:24:47,080 --> 01:24:49,200 Yeah, I know. Like see this is and then the 1609 01:24:49,200 --> 01:24:51,320 right. Question mark. 1610 01:24:51,320 --> 01:24:53,120 This is what I'm trying. To say is like. 1611 01:24:53,120 --> 01:24:56,040 It's like. I I don't understand who comes 1612 01:24:56,040 --> 01:24:59,200 up with these ideas because it's not him. 1613 01:25:00,200 --> 01:25:04,880 Like, do you think Trump? Is like is like thinking deeply 1614 01:25:04,880 --> 01:25:07,680 about like. You know what Space Force should 1615 01:25:07,680 --> 01:25:11,520 really be in a red state? And like, like I think about 1616 01:25:11,520 --> 01:25:14,360 shit like this and I don't even understand what the difference 1617 01:25:14,360 --> 01:25:17,760 would well, but I think that people are like, hey, we should 1618 01:25:17,760 --> 01:25:20,480 move it here. And they use stuff like that, 1619 01:25:20,480 --> 01:25:23,120 like mail in voting. They know how to push his 1620 01:25:23,120 --> 01:25:25,560 buttons and get him to the point where he's like, yeah, we should 1621 01:25:25,560 --> 01:25:27,400 do that. So I think it takes very much. 1622 01:25:27,400 --> 01:25:30,440 I'm just wondering who. I'm just wondering who is 1623 01:25:30,440 --> 01:25:33,200 thinking. Of stuff like this and and why, 1624 01:25:33,760 --> 01:25:36,520 you know what I'm saying? Oh yeah, I know. 1625 01:25:36,560 --> 01:25:38,560 It's even the puppet master. I know. 1626 01:25:38,560 --> 01:25:41,960 I just, I just want to be there like for that conversation where 1627 01:25:41,960 --> 01:25:45,800 it's like, like, you know, the Santa Monica fascist, Stephen 1628 01:25:45,800 --> 01:25:50,360 Miller's like, hey, we got like, we got to get Space Force. 1629 01:25:50,360 --> 01:25:53,840 Out of Colorado. And into Alabama, and This is 1630 01:25:53,840 --> 01:25:58,160 why I want to I want, I want to hear his sales pitch 'cause it 1631 01:25:58,520 --> 01:26:01,040 'cause it doesn't even make sense to me that I don't think 1632 01:26:01,040 --> 01:26:02,280 it has to be that good. He's a guess. 1633 01:26:02,280 --> 01:26:04,120 Steven, what do you have for me? I know, but like. 1634 01:26:04,120 --> 01:26:06,320 What the fuck is the reason? Like it was. 1635 01:26:06,320 --> 01:26:09,120 Why? I have a delicious plan for you, 1636 01:26:09,400 --> 01:26:12,320 dude, Dude, it. Like it's like hard or? 1637 01:26:12,320 --> 01:26:16,440 Retarded bro. It's like OK, Space Force is in 1638 01:26:16,440 --> 01:26:17,480 Alabama. It's still fucking. 1639 01:26:17,480 --> 01:26:21,840 United States. True. 1640 01:26:22,120 --> 01:26:26,840 Last article Devotees. Say Bolivia's lightning struck. 1641 01:26:26,840 --> 01:26:29,280 Miracle Tree. Conjures luck. 1642 01:26:29,720 --> 01:26:32,000 This is by the API. Wanted that on a good note. 1643 01:26:32,600 --> 01:26:37,240 La Paz, Bolivia, the capital struck by lightning during a 1644 01:26:37,240 --> 01:26:39,520 roaming thunderstorm 10 years. Ago an ancient. 1645 01:26:39,520 --> 01:26:43,240 Pine tree in Bolivia's capital La Paz is thriving. 1646 01:26:43,600 --> 01:26:47,720 Known as the Miracle Tree, this giant conifer now draws devotees 1647 01:26:47,720 --> 01:26:52,160 from across the country to La Paz largest is its largest 1648 01:26:52,160 --> 01:26:56,400 public cemetery, founded 2 centuries ago in a pre Columbian 1649 01:26:56,400 --> 01:26:59,040 burial plot. Pilgrims streamed through the 1650 01:26:59,040 --> 01:27:01,800 alleyways bearing offerings, coins, flowers, sweets, 1651 01:27:02,040 --> 01:27:04,440 handwritten disclosures of secret wishes. 1652 01:27:04,480 --> 01:27:10,000 Oh, to the bark crevasses. Would you go visit this? 1653 01:27:10,000 --> 01:27:11,680 Miracle Tree I kind of want to see like there's. 1654 01:27:11,680 --> 01:27:14,720 Nothing like that would. I go to Bolivia to to go to a 1655 01:27:14,720 --> 01:27:19,280 cemetery. Because the lightning, is that 1656 01:27:19,280 --> 01:27:21,720 right? I mean the guy who wrote this, 1657 01:27:22,200 --> 01:27:24,680 Carlos. Valdez like crushed this on a 1658 01:27:24,680 --> 01:27:28,600 chilly afternoon last week during the then the throes of an 1659 01:27:28,600 --> 01:27:33,040 election season, pilgrims made their way through the miracle 1660 01:27:33,040 --> 01:27:35,760 tree, through the winding alleys, the cemetery packed with 1661 01:27:35,760 --> 01:27:39,920 over 20,200 thousand graves. Jesus, many of them belong to 1662 01:27:39,920 --> 01:27:43,760 decorated soldiers. I mean, that's going to tell you 1663 01:27:43,760 --> 01:27:46,200 I like this because we don't have anything like this here. 1664 01:27:46,360 --> 01:27:52,560 There's no like lucky miracle tree in like a 2000 year old in 1665 01:27:52,560 --> 01:27:55,640 the US, is it said 200 years old. 1666 01:27:55,680 --> 01:27:57,320 First of all, you said 2. Centuries. 1667 01:27:57,400 --> 01:28:00,040 Oh no, that's the cemetery's been there for that sort of 1668 01:28:00,040 --> 01:28:05,760 thing. Also, like the fucking like 1669 01:28:06,160 --> 01:28:09,280 forest up here in Norcal, like all those trees that are like 1670 01:28:09,280 --> 01:28:11,200 2000 years old. But when I'm trying to think, 1671 01:28:11,200 --> 01:28:13,720 are they lucky? Are they covered in candy and 1672 01:28:13,720 --> 01:28:14,680 notes? Do they have notes? 1673 01:28:14,680 --> 01:28:17,760 In their corboses don't think they do doubt it. 1674 01:28:18,720 --> 01:28:20,760 They're not the Redwood forest. That's what I. 1675 01:28:23,640 --> 01:28:26,040 Was thinking dude no dude no fuck that. 1676 01:28:29,240 --> 01:28:34,360 Remember that time that that older Bolivians when I lived in 1677 01:28:34,360 --> 01:28:39,000 Santa Monica and crazy shit happened to me with like the 1678 01:28:39,160 --> 01:28:41,040 girl who's like getting like sex traffic. 1679 01:28:41,080 --> 01:28:42,960 I was just trying to help her out and get her out here. 1680 01:28:43,720 --> 01:28:48,320 As soon as I finally I got her like the Uber, I went back into 1681 01:28:48,320 --> 01:28:54,760 my apartment and lighting struck the fucking building like like 1682 01:28:54,960 --> 01:29:00,600 almost at the exact same time that I like handled it and and 1683 01:29:00,600 --> 01:29:05,400 it it was like it was a it was like a spiritual moment for me. 1684 01:29:05,720 --> 01:29:08,240 It was like, that is just too weird. 1685 01:29:08,680 --> 01:29:13,320 So I get that part, but no, I'm not going to obliviate it. 1686 01:29:13,480 --> 01:29:18,000 Just people ask for love, work, health, children. 1687 01:29:18,000 --> 01:29:20,040 Even to bring back their lost pets. 1688 01:29:20,360 --> 01:29:24,000 If the person comes with a lot of faith, the tree will fulfill 1689 01:29:24,000 --> 01:29:25,920 their wishes. Get the fuck out of you. 1690 01:29:25,920 --> 01:29:28,280 Some of the devotees were young have reached Doctor Seuss. 1691 01:29:28,320 --> 01:29:30,280 Narrating it or what discovered the. 1692 01:29:30,440 --> 01:29:31,800 Tree on TikTok. Others were. 1693 01:29:31,800 --> 01:29:34,240 Regulars older. Bolivians long convinced the 1694 01:29:34,240 --> 01:29:37,840 trees of the tree's sacred powers, like a 70 year old 1695 01:29:37,840 --> 01:29:42,920 prayer leader, Ricardo, who was taking refuge underneath the 1696 01:29:42,920 --> 01:29:46,120 tree sheltering limbs when lightning struck on a stormy 1697 01:29:46,120 --> 01:29:48,840 afternoon a decade ago. He claims the lightning bolt 1698 01:29:48,840 --> 01:29:51,160 gave him psychic powers. Fuck yes. 1699 01:29:51,200 --> 01:29:54,040 Oh, that's what I was going to ask you if you knew like you 1700 01:29:54,040 --> 01:29:56,840 would. Survive and be fine from getting 1701 01:29:56,840 --> 01:29:59,440 hit by lightning. Would you rather get hit by 1702 01:29:59,440 --> 01:30:03,920 lightning or not? No issues, no nothing. 1703 01:30:05,440 --> 01:30:07,520 Right. Oh, I mean like other. 1704 01:30:07,520 --> 01:30:11,040 Than whatever the fuck happens, like in that moment when you get 1705 01:30:11,040 --> 01:30:13,840 hit by lightning, like what? It like scorches your 1706 01:30:13,840 --> 01:30:16,000 fingernails or whatever that, yeah, whatever that. 1707 01:30:16,000 --> 01:30:19,040 Feels like fries you but like. But they but you're gonna 1708 01:30:19,040 --> 01:30:20,160 survive. Make a full. 1709 01:30:20,160 --> 01:30:22,720 Recovery. Yeah, 100% fine. 1710 01:30:22,720 --> 01:30:23,640 Like it never. Happened. 1711 01:30:24,760 --> 01:30:27,360 But it but. It happens, but you had to go. 1712 01:30:27,360 --> 01:30:29,600 Through the maybe biggest bar story. 1713 01:30:29,760 --> 01:30:32,800 And so that's what I was that that that's what I struck by a 1714 01:30:32,800 --> 01:30:34,920 lightning. And so it'd be like and then 1715 01:30:34,920 --> 01:30:37,520 your buddy be like, no, he. Did she was crazy like, oh, 1716 01:30:37,520 --> 01:30:40,080 let's go, dude. It's like static shock. 1717 01:30:41,280 --> 01:30:42,680 That's my super. That's what I'm saying. 1718 01:30:43,800 --> 01:30:45,240 I might want to get. I I might. 1719 01:30:45,240 --> 01:30:46,640 I might. Want to get struck by a 1720 01:30:46,640 --> 01:30:48,480 lighting? Like it's like getting bitten by 1721 01:30:48,480 --> 01:30:50,200 a shark. If like you didn't lose like a 1722 01:30:50,200 --> 01:30:56,200 limb or something, like you kind of just become cooler. 1723 01:30:58,600 --> 01:31:01,520 Far from pulverizing. The tree the rogue bolt of 1724 01:31:01,520 --> 01:31:03,880 lightning left. A scar on its trunk that now 1725 01:31:04,040 --> 01:31:07,920 oozes aromatic resin. The towering tree in La Paz 1726 01:31:07,920 --> 01:31:10,560 Cemetery now appears healthier than ever. 1727 01:31:10,560 --> 01:31:11,520 Look at that, dude. It's super. 1728 01:31:11,520 --> 01:31:13,840 I'm telling you, bro, we gotta go check it out. 1729 01:31:15,080 --> 01:31:17,320 Like, like, yeah, OK. I know. 1730 01:31:17,320 --> 01:31:19,160 People have been healed from illness. 1731 01:31:19,480 --> 01:31:20,760 They were all so. Devout. 1732 01:31:21,640 --> 01:31:24,800 That's like seeing like Jesus Christ in your like, grilled 1733 01:31:24,800 --> 01:31:27,120 cheese, like toast or something. The Lightning. 1734 01:31:27,120 --> 01:31:30,440 Transmits the vital energy of the cosmos. 1735 01:31:30,440 --> 01:31:35,800 That's some deep shit you know how to explain to. 1736 01:31:36,960 --> 01:31:44,280 Someone who is over 30 years old and graduated from UCLA. 1737 01:31:44,280 --> 01:31:51,280 In three years. That Thunder is the sound of 1738 01:31:51,280 --> 01:31:53,040 lightning. Yeah. 1739 01:31:53,880 --> 01:31:56,400 They didn't know that until I told them. 1740 01:31:57,400 --> 01:31:58,760 Yeah. That's where you can time it. 1741 01:31:59,120 --> 01:32:03,120 No. And I know that like, like they 1742 01:32:03,200 --> 01:32:06,760 like a smart person. In their 30s. 1743 01:32:06,800 --> 01:32:11,840 And did not. Where do they grow up, Ventura? 1744 01:32:12,600 --> 01:32:15,800 It's believable. Believable. 1745 01:32:16,480 --> 01:32:19,040 That, that, that. They didn't know that like 1746 01:32:19,040 --> 01:32:21,240 lightning. Callie boy from Ventura. 1747 01:32:21,360 --> 01:32:22,840 Not a boy. I didn't say a boy. 1748 01:32:22,960 --> 01:32:23,960 It's. Where's Mom? 1749 01:32:23,960 --> 01:32:25,400 It's my dog's. It's my. 1750 01:32:26,040 --> 01:32:28,480 My baby Mama. Oh, OK. 1751 01:32:29,280 --> 01:32:32,640 Like like. I told her like she was like. 1752 01:32:32,640 --> 01:32:35,000 Saying something, I was like, wait, you understand that like 1753 01:32:35,960 --> 01:32:38,720 Thunder is the sound of lightning, right? 1754 01:32:38,840 --> 01:32:43,160 And she didn't know. And I was like, it blew my mind. 1755 01:32:43,160 --> 01:32:45,240 Like how? Like how do you not get that 1756 01:32:45,240 --> 01:32:50,560 information by the time you're 35 or whatever the fuck like 1757 01:32:50,560 --> 01:32:50,920 that? Good. 1758 01:32:50,920 --> 01:32:54,560 Just like talk about like a blind spot. 1759 01:32:54,680 --> 01:33:02,880 Like blew me away. I was like like nobody, nobody 1760 01:33:02,880 --> 01:33:05,360 told you this. Her dad was a science teacher. 1761 01:33:07,320 --> 01:33:09,240 I might have just assumed she already knew. 1762 01:33:10,840 --> 01:33:11,880 Somebody. Somebody. 1763 01:33:13,760 --> 01:33:16,960 Had to tell you that. That's that's what I'm saying at 1764 01:33:16,960 --> 01:33:20,800 no point in your. Life did any like you never like 1765 01:33:21,120 --> 01:33:25,720 and and it just you I still to this day I'm going to actually 1766 01:33:25,720 --> 01:33:29,640 like text her like like tomorrow and be like like what the fuck 1767 01:33:29,640 --> 01:33:33,320 did you think Thunder was and why would they happen at the 1768 01:33:33,320 --> 01:33:37,880 same time? Yeah, makes sense. 1769 01:33:38,000 --> 01:33:41,360 Yeah, but fun facts y'all every was it. 1770 01:33:41,360 --> 01:33:46,640 Every minute is a mile of where the light. 1771 01:33:46,800 --> 01:33:50,080 Like when you hear the Thunder, is it a minute or is that a 1772 01:33:50,720 --> 01:33:51,400 second? Second. 1773 01:33:53,200 --> 01:33:55,240 Yeah. So it's like I don't. 1774 01:33:55,240 --> 01:33:56,480 Know if it's? Yeah, whatever. 1775 01:33:56,480 --> 01:33:59,080 It is like, but you were right with the timing where it's like 1776 01:33:59,080 --> 01:34:01,240 you can tell how far away that light is. 1777 01:34:01,400 --> 01:34:06,240 The lighting is based upon and it's like exact like when you 1778 01:34:06,240 --> 01:34:10,000 hear the Thunder or you see the lighting, then you hear the 1779 01:34:10,000 --> 01:34:12,760 Thunder. That's how like, you know, like 1780 01:34:12,760 --> 01:34:16,520 where the storm is like an imagine Dragon Song lightning or 1781 01:34:16,520 --> 01:34:20,520 your boy or your boy Bill Paxton. 1782 01:34:21,760 --> 01:34:25,200 Dude I got YouTube. I got YouTube. 1783 01:34:25,200 --> 01:34:32,560 TV and I'm like digging it and twisters on there I don't know I 1784 01:34:32,560 --> 01:34:35,840 saw it on there and I was like the original Paxton RIP. 1785 01:34:35,840 --> 01:34:38,320 He literally said that out loud and then just kept searching. 1786 01:34:38,720 --> 01:34:41,040 But you know, I mean, that's a boy. 1787 01:34:41,600 --> 01:34:43,760 That's all I got, that that's his favorite actor. 1788 01:34:43,760 --> 01:34:46,320 That's all I got. Motherfucker, one of them, he's 1789 01:34:46,320 --> 01:34:49,120 in everything he's in. He's an alien. 1790 01:34:49,120 --> 01:34:50,560 Predator. He's in all. 1791 01:34:50,600 --> 01:34:51,760 He's in all. The movies. 1792 01:34:52,680 --> 01:34:55,760 Apollo 13, he's in a lot of fucking movies, no? 1793 01:34:55,920 --> 01:34:58,640 Yeah, no, I, I just. Want to say like that you. 1794 01:34:58,640 --> 01:35:01,720 Appreciate him more than I think anybody else on the planet. 1795 01:35:03,560 --> 01:35:08,160 Impossible. They just don't know. 1796 01:35:08,200 --> 01:35:09,480 They haven't. They haven't. 1797 01:35:09,480 --> 01:35:13,440 Opened the new twisters over twisted their 4th eye. 1798 01:35:13,440 --> 01:35:15,480 The Paxton eye dude the. Paxton Eye. 1799 01:35:15,480 --> 01:35:18,480 They haven't opened. That yet when they do, they'll 1800 01:35:18,480 --> 01:35:19,920 see. They'll see. 1801 01:35:21,840 --> 01:35:24,120 Nah dude, he's might as well be just like Dennis Quaid. 1802 01:35:25,520 --> 01:35:28,120 How dare you? Dennis Quaid's insane, you know 1803 01:35:28,120 --> 01:35:30,200 they were fighting for. Roles though, like against each 1804 01:35:30,200 --> 01:35:33,040 other, like that same person. Oh yeah, and Bill Paxton won for 1805 01:35:33,040 --> 01:35:34,720 sure. Paul Paxton for life. 1806 01:35:35,040 --> 01:35:38,600 Bill Paxton, Dennis Quaid, And then what's his racist? 1807 01:35:38,600 --> 01:35:44,400 Ass Kevin Costner, Yeah. Those three to me like. 1808 01:35:44,600 --> 01:35:46,160 Might as well just be the same person. 1809 01:35:46,160 --> 01:35:50,040 How dare you? Well. 1810 01:35:50,040 --> 01:35:53,000 I know that. How about this every single 1811 01:35:53,000 --> 01:35:54,880 time? There was a role that one of 1812 01:35:54,880 --> 01:35:58,480 those guys got. The other two didn't get it for 1813 01:35:58,520 --> 01:36:00,040 that role. Yeah, yeah, OK. 1814 01:36:00,080 --> 01:36:01,680 I agree with that. That's all I was saying. 1815 01:36:02,240 --> 01:36:04,120 You got anything? Else mad Tay bitches. 1816 01:36:04,760 --> 01:36:07,000 Make sure y'all like. 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