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What it do, what it do, what it 
do? 

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It is your boy Andrew Schultz. 
Take a Mr. Goody 2 shoes and who

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am I with? 
As always, Joseph Huggins AKA 

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old man Huggy. 
Talk shit or get off the pod. 

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Episode 206 Who wins, 
motherfucker? 

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For me like you love me but you 
buy me like in the end that she 

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don't fake me. 
I father like a head off but she

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know that she's my baby. 
I love a bitch. 

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You gonna face talk you to my 
face and then she's want to want

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my baby holiday. 
She don't fake me there's I've 

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been in the dust is never bother
me a baby. 

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You know what time is as soon as
I come to live with a chila 

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smoke. 
Then she's so thick. 

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Then she can get dubbed and 
there's all these beaches all 

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these drugs. 
I died and went through heaven. 

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All the beaches will jump ship. 
They don't know what they 

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missing hobby smoking present at
you. 

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I've been like Bill Clinton, $50
residential bitch because I've 

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been sibling. 
I love her adoring you. 

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I don't know why you tripping. 
Just let me get inside and make 

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you get what you've been 
missing. 

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I love her beat you gonna crazy.
What's going on? 

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How? 
Are you, Sir? 

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I'm fantastic. 
How are you? 

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Happy New year almost. 
It's new. 

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Year's Eve, New Year. 
New Year's Eve Eve is when we're

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recording. 
How are your holidays? 

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FA La La La La La La. 
Very good. 

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Don't know what that means, but 
good. 

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OK. 
I don't either. 

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I don't either, it was my 
birthday member the last time we

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were recorded. 
When I was a crappy friend for 

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not saying happy birthday. 
You know, it's whatever. 

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No. 
I. 

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Think you forgot mine too? 
So we're. 

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Definitely not when axe throwing
and then with the homies, 

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because it's also my the homie, 
the quant out here, My best 

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friend from first grade, his 
birthday's the same day. 

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So we all went axe throwing and 
they got some sushi afterwards. 

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Chilled with the fam on 
Christmas, played a little bit 

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of poker came up. 
What else? 

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I was gonna say you sent me some
some good stat lines from your. 

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Oh, I showed you, yeah, the the 
tournaments, the tournaments 

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you're preaching tournaments 
online. 

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But now I went and played in 
person as well, got into like a 

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bomb pot where everybody puts in
$5 and then they they deal out 

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the flop before anybody bets. 
And they changed the format and 

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these sit and goes online that 
I'm playing where there's a bomb

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pot every eight hands. 
So I've been playing a lot of 

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bomb pots lately. 
And so I have a strategy with it

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and I was already up like, so 
I'm up till like 100 and like 

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60, right? 
I bought in 100. 

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Bompa comes, I get dealt 232423 
or 2424 and then there's, OK, 

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let's say I got dealt 2-3, 
there's an ace A4 and some other

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card that's on the flop, right? 
Yeah, somebody bets $10, two 

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other people call. 
I call the guy to my left goes 

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all in $57 and then the guy to 
his left calls. 

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Everybody else folds. 
Now it's just me left and it's 

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47 more dollars for me. 
And I've, I'm, I'm looking for a

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5 to catch a straight, but I do 
the math. 

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And so I have a 20% chance. 
There are 16% chance to hit this

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card. 16% chance. 
I did the math. 47 bucks goes 

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in. 
There's all there's already. 

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So that to begin with, there's 
$45.00 because we all put in 

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five plus there's like another 
40 because the people call 10 

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plus there's a noun 114 because 
the two guys put in 57. 

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So I call boom, 5 comes out on 
the turn. 

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I go all in, put the other guy 
all in, clean up everything like

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300 bucks. 
Damn nice, very good. 

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I'm glad to see that you're 
getting back. 

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Oh, that's almost a wild thing 
to say. 

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It's so good to see you're 
gambling again. 

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But there is a mode, a tunnel 
vision that you have when you're

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playing that it's very healthy 
for you to play. 

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Not that you're like a 
degenerate gambler, but it's but

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like you view it in such a way 
that it's like a mental 

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challenge to you. 
It's not like it's less of a 

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game of chance and it's more of 
you like grinding it out, 

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getting to the you know what I'm
like. 

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It's like for me, like in my 
profession, like I like 

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difficult. 
I like chaos. 

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I like lots of problems. 
I like because my brain is 

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firing in a million miles a 
minute and you know that just as

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good as anybody and it always 
has. 

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So for me, more someone would 
get burned out or get tired of 

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the constant Barack of problems.
For me, it's like a problem 

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where I can solve it and I just 
have to figure it out. 

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And my brain moves so quickly, 
it moves just as fast as the 

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problems come. 
So it actually works out 

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perfectly because it keeps me 
from being like too crazy. 

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You know, when works calm, 
really calm. 

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It's like, I'm looking for shit 
to fix. 

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I'm looking for things to do. 
You know what? 

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And then I'll be like, OK, So 
what? 

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I got to find another tough 
thing to do. 

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And that's you with poker as you
view it to where you sit there 

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and you're like, OK, what are my
odds of winning this? 

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And you like cycle through all 
these things. 

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You have an order of operations 
and it's healthy for you 

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mentally because it lets you get
that out in like a constructive 

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way. 
And get paid. 

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Well, and you make money doing 
it, but everybody, everybody 

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should have something like that.
And not everybody's going to 

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have like poker be like, hey, 
this is a constructive critical 

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thinking tool. 
Like I'm going to go gamble. 

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That's not most people. 
That's not even me. 

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I don't even I like I mean, I 
guess when it comes to dice, I 

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have my own strategy, but even 
then it's still more of a game 

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of chance to like poker. 
There's less skill involved. 

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There isn't playing the board. 
But even then it's like some, 

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you know, everybody's only play 
evens around the play odds. 

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Everybody's got some stupid 
bullshit that makes them feel 

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lucky as we're with cards like 
you can outplay like the house 

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or the hand or the people around
you and there's a 

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competitiveness to it that's 
different that I don't enjoy. 

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I don't enjoy doing that with my
money. 

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Yeah, I shook like the kid. 
So the kid on my left was 21, 

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present to my right, 82 year old
grandma. 

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Give it up game game. 
I'm trying to get paid. 

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Yeah, and I shook the kid next 
to me like he had. 

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So he, he had, he had pocket 
jacks and caught trips, but 

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there was 4 spades on the board 
and he didn't have a spade. 

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And two people are like that, 
like 20 bucks. 

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But there's like a lot of money 
in the pot already. 

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And he shows me his his hand and
he folds and I was like, well, 

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like in the middle of the hand, 
like we're talking about this 

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because these it ends up taking 
longer. 

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These guys end up going all that
I go, I go, well, I was like, if

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you get a full house, like. 
And he goes, yeah, but what are 

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the chances of that? 
And then I was like, let me do 

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the math on that. 
And it I was, it was he had, it 

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was a 36% chance that he would 
get a full house. 

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And then the river comes out and
he got a full house. 

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He was like, and I go, how much 
was the bet? 

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And it was like 20 bucks. 
And I'm like, oh, and then he 

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was like, he felt like an idiot.
And he's like, yeah, but and 

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then, and then I just knew I had
him until after that that like 

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fact that I could like calculate
the percentage of that, tell him

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that he should have called. 
And then it hits. 

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And then and then eventually he 
was the one who bought the $57 

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in the bomb pot that I took. 
That's brutal, but just life 

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advice. 
Everybody should have something 

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that they do that's difficult, 
but they're they want to get 

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good at and they can't get good 
at. 

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But it doesn't have anything to 
necessarily do with your like 

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day-to-day, you know, like your 
see your outlet seems to be 

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poker. 
Some people it's a guitar, some 

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people it's cycling. 
I'm a cycling. 

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I like yard work. 
I like things that are 

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challenging and isolating 
because I'm surrounded by people

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all the time. 
Not 36 percent, 18%, sorry. 18 

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yeah, that would be crazy odds 
to get a full house you'd be 

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like you just 36% you'd just be.
Like 30%, it would be 36% after 

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the flop and then it goes down 
to 18 because he all he had left

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was the river. 
Yeah. 

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But still, that's like that's 
one in five. 

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You just need the board to pair 
up. 

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So you didn't see it, but 
because you know, it happened 

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twice. 
The third time got banned on the

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gram and on the and I try I 
unlinked them thinking I've read

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like, oh, you unlink them. 
Nah, brah. 

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Now that they all own each other
and it's all owned by the same 

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parent company. 
If you're banned on one, you're 

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banned on all of them. 
So I was banned again, community

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violation didn't do anything. 
I put in this is on Chris's at 

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midnight. 
This is all this is like around 

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10:30 on Christmas Eve. 
Somebody got somebody got me 

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banned on Christmas Eve. 
I file an appeal, same thing. 

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I wake up and I'm back in like. 
There has to be. 

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There has to be something now at
this point where they're like 

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somebody keeps like spam 
reporting this account and 

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they're just got to be ignoring 
it. 

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Like they have to because it's 
like dude you just checked it a 

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week ago and then like 6 days 
later I got banned. 

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Again, you might, you might 
become like spam proof, like you

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might be able to like eventually
like they're gonna, it's gonna 

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be like the little boy who cried
wolf toward like, like, no, it's

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just somebody fucking with this 
guy. 

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He doesn't do anything wrong and
then now you can just get away 

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with shit. 
You could just do shit wrong, 

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but they're not going to look 
into it because they looked into

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it so many times and you've been
clean so many times. 

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Now you just have. 
Now you just have an X-rated 

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account and then get away with 
it. 

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Like, I mean, whoever is like 
search, I hope you like my meme 

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game, my real game. 
My algorithm's wild, but I don't

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send anything that's not on your
app already. 

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So it's like, what the fuck are 
we talking about? 

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But yeah, it happened again and 
then got back in. 

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Normally it takes like almost 48
hours. 

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Like they take their sweet ass 
time. 

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Dude, I woke up like I was going
to sleep and I woke up and I was

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back in. 
I was there. 

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It's like they sent the same 
e-mail, like, oh, we got it 

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wrong. 
Sorry. 

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We'll, we'll be better next 
time. 

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But I was like, that was fast. 
Like they're just like, or they 

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have people just slaving in a 
way in there on like Christmas 

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Eve, Christmas morning, like, or
I was like, you don't get to go 

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home till you finish going 
through all the banned accounts 

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and this dude's just sitting 
there like super quick. 

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So it happened again. 
And then work's been crazy super

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busy and there was just, you 
know, we'll talk about it off 

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air, but major shake up, you 
know, can't really, I'm not 

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going to say very much about it.
I would just say how you treat 

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people's important, how you go 
about talking to people. 

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I don't know, It's this has been
such an interesting year. 

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It ends soon. 
So it started out decent, then I

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was like, I was going to be 
buying a house, but then had a 

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very serious loss. 
So there was a very, some of the

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most depressing times I've had 
in about the past, like I don't 

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know, 8 to 10 years have been in
the same 12 month period. 

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And then kind of figuring out 
ways to come out of it, changing

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my perspective on certain stuff.
It's been such an interesting 

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year. 2025 was wild, really 
tough. 

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Lot of dubs, lots of LS, but 
fucking crazy year. 

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Crazy fucking year. 
Tell me about I was supposed to 

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get an MRI last week on my 
shoulder. 

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Got prescribed Xanax cause oh 
wow I'm claustrophobic. 

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OK. 
So I popped the Xanax pop. 

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The Xanny. 
Yeah, I picked it up on the way 

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and popped it in the car. 
Pulled up, waited. 

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They were like 25 minutes late. 
Pulled me in, asked me if my 

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penis is metal 'cause it's an 
MRI. 

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I'm like, no. 
And they're like, but you had 

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surgery on your penis, do you 
have a card saying that? 

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And I go no. 
And guess what? 

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Do you have a card saying your 
penis is not metal? 

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That's. 
I swear to. 

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I am not kidding. 
I mean. 

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I go no, I didn't know that I 
needed that. 

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I was like, there's a card like 
what? 

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Like I like a members only card,
like for my penis. 

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And I said that like and guess 
what, we're in the same fucking 

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building as Doctor Yang's 
office, the urology. 

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I go, dude, this is Yang Gang's 
office. 

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They're upstairs. 
Let me go get the card and 

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they're like, OK, I go upstairs,
I explained to the person at the

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desk. 
Need that card. 

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It says my Dick ain't metal. 
You didn't give me one last 

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time. 
OK, that's crazy. 

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I have to say this to the 
president, the receptionist. 

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She goes, OK, could you go sit 
down, let me go find out. 1520 

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minutes goes by. 
She comes out into like the 

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lobby and like tells me that the
card that I need is at the 

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hospital where the surgery was 
performed, not there at the Yang

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Gang office. 
So I have to go to the hospital,

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but it's not far. 
But any but I had to then now 

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reschedule the MRI. 
And so now I'm doing the MRI 

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tomorrow. 
So I'm going to take Xanax 

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again, but tomorrow on New 
Year's Eve. 

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This time, though, they told me 
I have to come if I'm going to 

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take the Xanax and become an 
hour early and I need somebody 

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to drive me home. 
So I'm going to tell him, said I

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didn't take the Xanax because I 
don't want to show up an hour 

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early and I don't want to have 
to like get driven home, but I'm

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going to take the Xanax. 
What do you think about that? 

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It's a bad idea. 
I think saying that out loud 

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it's a bad idea. 
I mean, I just, I just took the 

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Xanax like the last week. 
I'm going to get the MRI, but I 

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was fine. 
Like it's like a baby amount. 

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It's like 1/2 milligram shit. 
Like I'm probably going to freak

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out in the MRI machine because 
it's like not enough. 

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That's tight though, that you 
got to car that says your Dick's

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not metal be like cause and then
if anybody asks why you can 

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they're going to be so much 
slower. 

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Be like, because there was this 
suspicion that it was and we had

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the, we had the. 
Like for real. 

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The guy was like, no, he's like,
he goes, I'm not putting you in 

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the machine unless you could 
prove to me that it's not. 

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I go what? 
Awesome. 

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Prove to me I was like I was 
like, just 'cause it's hard 

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doesn't mean it's metal, homie. 
Prove to me it's not a machine 

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like it's. 
I had to do that. 

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I I my are. 
You Dick certified on a Cyborg. 

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But Dick certified to get an MRI
bro. 

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That's crazy. 
Yeah, it's crazy talk. 

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Well, that's good. 
And then, yeah, we normally 

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stream on a shit ton of 
platforms and they change the 

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structure of what I use. 
So I guess I could change it or 

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I could just up my subscription.
Oh yeah, I was going to, 

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somebody was asking me and I was
like, yeah, it's like YouTube, 

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Facebook. 
And I was like, I think Twitch 

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but I forget if we still do it 
and then. 

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Twitch kick video on four. 
We could do it on Instagram. 

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I but then to do it on 
Instagram, you got to switch the

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IT has to be on a professional 
business page is how you can go 

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live. 
So I'll have to change the 

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structure of my page or make a 
new page and do it there. 

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So I'm trying debating on what. 
I want just do it from the talk 

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shit page all. 
Right then we'll have to you'll 

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have to give me like the stream 
key and shit like that. 

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But yeah, that's why we can get 
that figured out because then 

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you'll have to link that to to 
this and then we could do it on 

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both. 
That's fine, but I'm down with 

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that. 
I mean, it's not in the articles

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because I try not to make it all
about just like Trump being an 

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idiot. 
But you saw that he's getting 

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the peace, the Israeli Peace 
Prize. 

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Yeah, I heard that on like my 
mom watching Fox News the other 

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day. 
First I'm like I go and I just. 

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Person on Israelite to get it in
like 80 years or some goofy 

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shit. 
It's like, what are we doing? 

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Like? 
I walk a criminal. 

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And I was like, Oh my God, 
Donald Trump's so cool. 

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He got that prize. 
And she started laughing. 

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Like he doesn't like what are we
like? 

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What are we doing? 
But it's the weirdest shit. 

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Don't even worry about it, it's 
awesome. 

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How am I not much deserved 
coming from a A? 

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Whenever he flies to America, he
has to circumvent European 

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airspace because he'll get 
detained and arrested the war 

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criminal. 
Bibi. 

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Netanyahu. 
Yeah, TT Netanyahu fucking that 

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idiot can't even land in Europe 
without giving a rest to go 

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anywhere. 
And that's the person giving you

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a Peace Prize. 
The guy who's been carpet 

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bombing a 26 mile area like 
what, 26 miles long? 

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And like what? 
Like 5 miles? 

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Wide, literally the size of 
Malibu. 

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They call it like 26 miles of 
beauty of like scenic beauty. 

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Like when you like it says that 
on the sign. 

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It's just Malibu, dude, that's 
all. 

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I drove through Malibu. 
I was like, this Is it like I 

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was confused? 
Yeah, I was like, this is kind 

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of lame. 
That's Gaza dude. 

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But but then I was on the beach 
slam 2 million people in there 

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and and a million of them are 
are kids. 

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Oh, yeah, that's what the 
average age is like under the 

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age of 18, like, But yeah, like,
you know that. 

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Thanks for the Peace Prize. 
Thanks, man. 

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Because you're the best judge of
who's peaceful and he's not. 

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He's like, hey, you are not as 
big as a murderer as me. 

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So here is a Peace Prize. 
But you, you got close. 

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You slick some of this. 
Wait. 

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Wait till Venezuela. 
Got close. 

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We tried. 
I said BB, I'm coming for your 

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number. 
Putting up MJ stats that guy is.

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Well, if you count, if you count
all the people they killed, like

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by eliminating USAID, then he's 
up there. 

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Yeah. 
Those numbers are out. 

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That's like in the hundreds. 
That was a legacy play. 

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It's going to be in the 
millions. 

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It's KG staying with the 
Timberwolves. 

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I did it for the city. 
Like fucking dude, that I, when 

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I saw that I blew my fucking 
mind. 

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There's so much. 
Blow your mind. 

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It's like he got the fucking 
piece. 

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It's so. 
It's I get it, but like that's 

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FIFA, that's FIFA, that's Apple,
that's all these like 

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corporations and hold on, those 
are all these like corporations 

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trying to buddy up buddy up to 
him being like, hey, mate, you 

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know, like play favor to him. 
So they get like what? 

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Not pay, not be tariffed, not 
have shit happen to them 

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specifically. 
So that's all self-serving. 

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BB and him are just both 
schmucks. 

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They're both fucking assholes 
and they're like murderers. 

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And like the head of FIFA's not.
No, but in a completely 

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different class. 
He's just in in charge of a 

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soccer federation. 
That's like saying like. 

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Corrupt shit dude. 
How many people died building 

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like the Qatari stadiums? 
Yeah, but you can blame Qatar 

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just as much as you can blame 
FIFA, because Qatar allows that 

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They have. 
The FIFA allowed it to be in 

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Qatar. 
No I know, that's what I'm 

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saying. 
It's like Qatar, it's the hand 

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that rocks the cradle. 
These two motherfuckers are just

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like 2 weirdos hanging out by a 
cradle. 

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Like you know what I'm saying? 
Like they're not either. 

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There's no hand rock in the 
There's no. 

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It's like they're both just 
weirdos in the room near a. 

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Cradle and they're. 
Giving each other, they're 

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giving each other prizes, that 
is. 

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That is like Jeffrey Epstein 
giving Prince Andrew an award. 

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You'd be like, what? 
Like hold on, Like it wouldn't, 

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you know, humanitarian probably 
happened. 

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Yeah, humanitarian of the year 
with his work, with his work in 

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the community, with children, 
he'd be like, are you serious? 

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Did you did Jeffrey Epstein 
really just give Prince Andrew 

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that prize? 
That's basically but like for 

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being peaceful? 
I don't know. 

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It's so fucking crazy. 
And he did it because it's and 

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he's doing it because it's 
satiate something in Trump. 

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Like he's so fucking weird. 
They're just too weird ass old 

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dudes. 
All these weird ass old people 

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need to get out of our 
government, man. 

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They just sort of it's it's so 
exhausting and they're super 

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weird. 
I know that I was keep repeating

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that but I'm I'm for some 
reason. 

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I'm trying to be nice about it 
and don't. 

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Want to say they're always 
weird? 

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Think about all the dictators. 
Like fucking Hitler used to shit

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on his niece and and lock her in
the room, you know? 

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And like, do math. 
But not even just that. 

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I'm talking about just like 
these, this, like this 

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generation, how long they've 
been in government, how long 

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they've held on to power. 
It's just weird. 

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They're all weird. 
They're all weird as fuck. 

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Like Marjorie Taylor Green's 
weird, but she's weird in a 

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different way than like Chuck 
Schumer's fucking weird, you 

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know what I'm saying? 
And he, Chuck Schumer's weird in

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a different way than like Bobs 
or Marjorie Taylor Green. 

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And they're younger, so they're 
a little. 

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Bit weird but Bobs is real dawg.
Isn't she in? 

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She's in a bunch of trouble 
right now for like some illegal 

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like campaign fund accusations 
from Kid Rock. 

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Don't you worry about it. 
From Kid Rock Kid Rock is 

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trapped in a scandal. 
What have we done? 

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Citizens United Kid Rock can, 
just as a company, give money to

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people to vote in his best 
interest. 

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What are Kids Rock? 
Kid Rock, if you want the Bob 

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with the Bubs, then Bob with the
Bubs, yeah. 

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True wants to get it handy over 
the pants handy and a you know, 

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a street rendition of Rent. 
Weird, weird backdrop to be. 

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You know, you don't let me do 
sexual things during the movie 

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Rent, but you know. 
I have a there's AI have a 

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sticker, you know, like on your 
iPhone. 

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Yeah. 
And it's it's Kid Rock giving it

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over the pants handy to to to 
the the Midget. 

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But but then my buddy replaced 
the midget's face with the 

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quant's face, and then I 
replaced my Kid Rock's face with

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my face. 
So it's me giving it over there 

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as Kid Rock giving it over to 
that. 

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So that's weird that you said 
that. 

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Yeah, that is a little bit 
weird. 

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I like that you how like it was 
made to make fun of him and then

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you're just like and then I put.
My face, I know, I know. 

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And then I'm like, what am I 
doing? 

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Like like I put myself in there 
giving the hand job bro. 

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It was hilarious. 
Hopefully that happens in real 

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life. 
What the fuck? 

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Dude, I just sent, I just sent 
it to you. 

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And it's like, whatever you want
to do, man. 

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But lately I've been making 
reactions and stickers out of 

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people that like are in like my 
day-to-day. 

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So like at work, like some one 
of these guys I'm working with, 

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he's like the other half of what
I do. 

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He like runs the other half of 
it. 

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And he's fucking awesome. 
And I got this great picture of 

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him and then he sent me some 
texts later and I replied with 

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reaction of a picture of 
himself. 

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And then he's just like, what 
the fuck? 

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I like, Oh yeah. 
I can turn anything into it. 

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So I'll like I'll, I'll, I'll 
make one of you, I'll find one 

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of your, I'll snatch on your 
Facebook pictures and turn it 

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into a reaction for you. 
Or don't. 

447
00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:15,680
No, I'm going to now. 
I talked to my attorney. 

448
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:20,400
OK, I will all. 
Right, you ready for therapy 

449
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:23,400
questions? 
You sent it to me, Jesus Christ.

450
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:25,880
Today I switched it up on 
therapy questions. 

451
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:31,440
You did. 
This is an all who wins therapy 

452
00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:33,360
round. 
Quite the picture, by the way. 

453
00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:34,720
Thank you. 
Thank you. 

454
00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:38,160
It's still there. 
Oh, no, they're just no, no 

455
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:40,200
thank you neither. 
Just just a statement. 

456
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:42,080
I. 
Mean you're the one who said 

457
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:45,360
that with the pants handy. 
You're the one giving 1 to a 

458
00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:48,000
Midget that you've known your 
whole life. 

459
00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:50,800
So I've known this Midget since 
first. 

460
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:53,880
Grade same birthday. 
So I feel bad for him, man. 

461
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:56,800
Sometimes I just give him a hand
job, you know, help him out. 

462
00:24:57,120 --> 00:24:59,720
Just look it up for my brother. 
No idea why I put my face on. 

463
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:02,880
Yeah, that's what makes it 
weird. 

464
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:07,160
It took me months before I said 
that to anybody. 

465
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:09,360
I made it and I was like what am
I doing? 

466
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:12,120
When you realize you made a 
mistake by saying that to 

467
00:25:12,120 --> 00:25:14,760
anyone, you're like oh wow, 
steps backwards of this 

468
00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:17,040
relationship and anybody else I 
say this to. 

469
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:18,200
Great. 
Good to know. 

470
00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:22,480
Yeah, OK, Therapy Question 
number one. 

471
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:29,360
Who wins? 
25 untrained humans versus one 

472
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:34,200
medieval knight in full armor. 
Knight has a sword. 

473
00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:42,000
Humans have fear. 
Humans have fear. 

474
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:45,160
Well, they're all humans. 
Medieval knight. 

475
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:49,600
I mean, if he has a sword, he 
could definitely take him out. 

476
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:54,480
Yeah, but if you once you got on
him, if you got on to him, if 

477
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:59,160
you have all 25 people ran at 
him at once at the same speed, 

478
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:02,920
he couldn't stop them all. 
That's like, that's really what 

479
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:04,480
it is. 
It's a that's a sheer number. 

480
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:07,600
Now, if it was like 1 medieval 
knight versus 10 people, I'd 

481
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:10,480
probably, it'd be closer, but 
I'd probably, I might take the 

482
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:12,600
knight. 
But that's just too many people.

483
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:15,760
25 people is a lot of fucking 
people, man, running at you, 

484
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:19,520
especially if they're just like 
varying sanction sizes. 

485
00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:21,160
Yeah, they're going to be if 
you're in circled, if they're 

486
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:23,840
running head on at him, then he 
might stand a little bit more of

487
00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:27,200
a chance, but he's but it just 
if he's standing there and they 

488
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:29,960
are encircled him and they're 
just if they're run at him one 

489
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:32,560
by one the night, this is going 
to take him out like 

490
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:35,440
individually, they can't fuck 
with the guy, the collective. 

491
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:39,120
They figure out we're going to 
gang tackle this dude, he's 

492
00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:41,280
fucked and then someone's going 
to take a sword and just stab 

493
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:44,640
him. 
So 25 it's got to be the 25 

494
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:47,600
untrained humans and untrained 
is like dangerous. 

495
00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:51,000
Like I was like damn near 
Ferrell dude out here. 

496
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,560
You're about to fight 25 people 
who don't know how to wipe their

497
00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:56,280
own ass. 
Like that's some scary shit bro,

498
00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:58,080
like not. 
Even that's what it means by 

499
00:26:58,120 --> 00:26:59,840
untrained, I think. 
Maybe. 

500
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:00,840
I don't know. 
We don't know. 

501
00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:02,560
They're just not trained. 
Not trained in what? 

502
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:04,720
I don't know That's true. 
Normal ways. 

503
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:07,880
I think, I think it's a 
statement on like the lack of 

504
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:10,600
trade schools out here, you 
know, in the states. 

505
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:14,640
Be in a room with 25 people who 
like, you know what I'm saying? 

506
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:20,080
Like, don't know how to put on 
their own pants, you know, and 

507
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:21,720
they're like normal functioning 
people. 

508
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:23,120
They don't know how to put on 
pants. 

509
00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:25,520
You are terrified. 
How is that a normal functioning

510
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:27,280
person if they don't know how to
put on pants? 

511
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:28,640
Well, then it just says 
untrained. 

512
00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:30,400
So we don't know how I'm 
assuming that. 

513
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:33,960
I'm assuming that it's not that,
you know, we're not throwing out

514
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:37,400
like it's not like you're being 
attacked by 25 special needs 

515
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:39,040
people. 
Then you're definitely going to 

516
00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:40,320
lose. 
Like that's not going to. 

517
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:42,920
That's not even close. 
Because of retard strength. 

518
00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:48,360
Oh Jesus Christ, no, I'm just 
saying that there is like 

519
00:27:48,360 --> 00:27:51,000
there's if they're untrained, 
they're untrained in something 

520
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,880
so untrained in fighting, then 
yeah, I'd still take them 

521
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:55,120
because they're just going to 
bum rush you. 

522
00:27:55,120 --> 00:27:57,600
You can't take them all out. 
There's no way, not with the 

523
00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:59,000
sword. 
It's too close quarters. 

524
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,840
You need like a bow staff and 
even then someone just grab on 

525
00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:05,040
your back, choke you the fuck 
out if somebody grabs you and 

526
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:07,520
slows you down and then they're 
all just going to run on you and

527
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:09,840
just start pummeling you. 
That would be a terrible way to 

528
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:14,440
die and beat up by 25 undrained.
People while you're in full 

529
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:16,440
armor. 
Because it would be slow because

530
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:19,040
they're not trained, like they'd
be figuring out how to punch 

531
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:22,840
like as it went on. 
So at first you'd be like 

532
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:24,680
laughing about it. 
And then one of them would get 

533
00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:26,080
you and you'd be like, ah, 
fucker. 

534
00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:27,760
Like it would like. 
And then it would start to add 

535
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:28,880
up. 
And they'd be like, hey, you 

536
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:31,560
know, this is how you do it. 
Because 25 people on you, they 

537
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:37,280
could take their time. 
Therapy question #2 Who wins? 

538
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:45,880
One gorilla versus 1 grizzly 
bear versus one polar bear. 

539
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:53,040
Neutral arena, no alliances. 
The gorilla is probably the 

540
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:58,200
strongest out of the group and 
arguably the most agile. 

541
00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:02,640
Like a movement bears going to 
be pretty stationary. 

542
00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:04,880
Yeah, if you're in like a 
Sprint. 

543
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:07,840
Go 40 miles an hour faster than 
a car. 

544
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:13,720
Running in a straight line, 
that's like saying crocodiles 

545
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:16,000
are can catch a can beat a human
in a race. 

546
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:19,520
They're like, yeah, but like 
bitch just zigzag and like it's 

547
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:21,200
fucked like it's going to it 
can't. 

548
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:23,160
It's made to go straight like 
not. 

549
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:26,640
And bears, bears got some moves,
but the gorillas. 

550
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:28,880
But I think in my opinion, 
gorillas probably going to be 

551
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:31,040
stronger. 
Polar bears going to be huge. 

552
00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:33,720
Think the grizzly bear gets 
taken out pretty quickly. 

553
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:37,000
Honestly. 
Polar bears are no joke. 

554
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:41,480
They're fucking huge. 
That's the biggest bear. 

555
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:46,000
Kodiak bears, the second biggest
bear, but I don't know man, I 

556
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:49,120
kind of got to roll gorilla. 
It uses its hands more. 

557
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:52,960
It's going to be more agile. 
I think the bears are going to 

558
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:54,640
start fucking up each other 
because the gorillas are going 

559
00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:56,360
to what, punch a bear and just 
be like don't. 

560
00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:58,560
But the bear does have the 
claws. 

561
00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:01,280
So that's where it, like I said,
the agility comes into play 

562
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:03,520
because I think it could move. 
It's going to be quick. 

563
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:05,760
Like have you ever seen a 
gorilla like spin on its ass and

564
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:07,280
all that stuff? 
They got some moves, bro. 

565
00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:10,600
I don't know. 
What do you think? 

566
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:17,360
I'm going gorilla. 
Grizzly bear? 

567
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:22,640
Why? 
I don't know. 

568
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:24,880
I feel like a grizzly bear can 
fuck up a polar bear. 

569
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:30,640
Polar bears X is like bigger 
like a grizzly. 

570
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:32,680
Yeah. 
Polar bears Polar bear is 

571
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:35,200
bigger. 
Polar bear is the biggest bear. 

572
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:37,360
A Kodiak bear is the second 
biggest bear. 

573
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:42,240
Grizzly bears are somewhere like
how big is a polar bear? 

574
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:46,560
Are you sure? 
Polar bears are the biggest 

575
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:48,720
bear. 
Yeah, polar bears typically 

576
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:54,440
weigh from 770 to 1500 lbs. 
They're from 8. 

577
00:30:54,440 --> 00:31:00,080
They're between 8 and 10 feet 
long, and they're 5 feet at the 

578
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:02,680
shoulder in height. 
So if they're standing up, their

579
00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:08,800
shoulders are at 5 feet, about 5
feet or 1 1/2 meters. 

580
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:12,560
That's for a male polar bear. 
So they can be up to 1500 lbs. 

581
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:21,640
Grizzly bear. 
Grizzly bear males can be 

582
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:25,400
between 400 and 600 lbs. 
Yeah, yeah. 

583
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:28,080
While females can be 2:50 to 
3:50. 

584
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:30,480
So it's going to be. 
Quick, I was fucking that up. 

585
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:34,640
A, a group of polar bears, like 
they, they don't look big when 

586
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:37,560
you see them and they're like 
moving around because they're 

587
00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:39,160
tall. 
They're like really fucking 

588
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:41,400
tall. 
So their necks are long, like 

589
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:44,320
they look really long. 
But if a polar bear were to 

590
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:46,600
stand up in front of you, it's 8
to 10 feet tall. 

591
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:49,640
That'd be fucking terrifying. 
So there's a lot of people that 

592
00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:52,040
get like, like when you get 
attacked by a polar bear, like 

593
00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:54,440
you don't, like you don't make 
it. 

594
00:31:55,040 --> 00:32:03,840
And then what's a gorilla? 
See a gorillas can be up to £600

595
00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:07,040
and they stand at about 5511 to 
6 feet tall. 

596
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:12,400
OK, I'll go with Gorilla as 
well. 

597
00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:16,840
And they have like the and they 
can run up to 25 miles an hour. 

598
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:25,120
Like yeah gorillas are fucking 
much stronger. 

599
00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:27,760
A chimp or a gorilla? 
Gorillas are significantly 

600
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:29,160
stronger than chimps and chimps 
are. 

601
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:33,600
Chimps are insanely strong. 
They can be 4 to 6 times more 

602
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:38,440
powerful. 
So size of weight lifting a 

603
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:42,360
punch can lift. 
A gorilla can lift far more and 

604
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:47,840
deliver punches with immense 
force up to 2700 lbs of force. 

605
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:55,120
The bite force is around 1300 
PSI, so if it punches you, it's 

606
00:32:55,120 --> 00:33:00,680
going to punch you with a ton 
plus £700 worth of force behind 

607
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:02,120
it. 
They like if it just punched a 

608
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:05,320
grizzly bear and knock it the 
fuck out in a way that a grizzly

609
00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:07,200
that like a grizzly can't punch 
it. 

610
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:10,160
It's going to paw and claw and 
scratch and try to grab it and 

611
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:12,280
it's going to get close and a 
gorilla's going to be like, get 

612
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:15,280
the fuck off me. 
Like especially a grizzly bear. 

613
00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:20,040
They're about the same size. 
Like it's a polar bear could do 

614
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:22,000
damage. 
But like I said, I think the 

615
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,880
gorilla is just faster. 
Like the gorills go fuck it up 

616
00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:25,400
dude. 
That. 

617
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:27,880
I wouldn't want to watch that 
though, that'd be gruesome and 

618
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:31,080
shit. 
Yeah, I wouldn't want. 

619
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:34,760
To watch it either, No, that's 
some like Russian. 

620
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:36,720
Russian. 
Pay-per-view, Russian 

621
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:43,160
pay-per-view, gulag, shit like 
today we have grizzly bear, we 

622
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:48,480
have from the Arctic polar bear 
hole and from where the 

623
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:54,480
chocolate people come from. 
We have gorilla, they have, they

624
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:56,520
call this wild chocolate man. 
Gorilla. 

625
00:33:56,520 --> 00:34:00,040
I do not know why he's normal. 
He's normal African man. 

626
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:03,760
They're like Jesus, like I think
I'm at the wrong place. 

627
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:07,040
We start thinking bets like, 
never mind, I'm in the right 

628
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:08,880
fucking place. 
That's what I'm talking about. 

629
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:10,440
And then that's what that's on 
you. 

630
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:12,000
They start calling you happy 
pee. 

631
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:19,520
Yeah. 
Who wins there be question #320 

632
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:24,719
humans versus one gorilla. 
But it's inside of Costco. 

633
00:34:25,719 --> 00:34:27,880
It's still a gorilla, dude. 
That's a nightmare. 

634
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:30,560
There's a movie coming out 
called Primate that's coming out

635
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:34,800
pretty soon about a chimp that 
goes crazy and obviously you can

636
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:37,360
assume like a bunch of white 
people keep a chimp, I guess, 

637
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:38,920
and it goes crazy and hurts 
people. 

638
00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:41,480
Well, there's. 
Man, there's you chimp crazy. 

639
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,719
Yeah, there's chimp now. 
There's like a horror movie 

640
00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:46,000
coming out called Primate this 
summer. 

641
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:49,000
Mark Wahlberg. 
Hey, I just bought home this 

642
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,880
monkey, you guys. 
Is that really what he's a he's?

643
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:54,120
A Listen to my rap album. 
He's in it. 

644
00:34:55,159 --> 00:34:56,199
No he's not. 
I'm not. 

645
00:34:56,960 --> 00:35:02,040
That's what it so fooled you. 
Gobi Burgers at my family's 

646
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:03,480
spot. 
Well, it's like I don't, I don't

647
00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:06,360
have a Costco membership. 
They're building 1 by the by the

648
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:11,320
crib under under, under duress, 
under controversy by the city. 

649
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:15,560
But is there like a Walmart? 
Do they sell guns? 

650
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:23,680
No, they do not sell guns. 
I'm sure they would if they 

651
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:24,680
could. 
But if you're going to a 

652
00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:27,520
classical, an Academy is 
probably like right around the 

653
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:29,800
corner because Academy is like 
you want ammo. 

654
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:33,520
Like they have like a season 
pass for getting ammo, like any 

655
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:36,080
place where you can per any 
shopping goods store where you 

656
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:40,280
can renew your fishing license. 
That's in Texas is California. 

657
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:43,640
True true. 
Hey man, Trump train goes 

658
00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:48,040
everywhere. 
No gorillas going to destroy 

659
00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:50,920
Primates are scary. 
Period. 

660
00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:54,280
All right. 
Well, last one's the primate. 

661
00:35:55,240 --> 00:36:05,160
There'd be question #4 who wins?
20 humans versus one chimp in a 

662
00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:09,400
children's playground. 
That's a horrifying backdrop. 

663
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:14,480
The chimp probably wins 20. 
Humans might be able to take out

664
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:18,040
a chimp, but chimps are. 
I mean you watch chimp crazy 

665
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:21,360
like what's with all what's with
all that you picking up picking 

666
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:24,040
all these people to lose to 
primates? 

667
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:25,280
Dude, like what are you talking 
about? 

668
00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:29,480
Chimps are so vicious that the 
people that wouldn't make it out

669
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:33,720
of that would be like if you did
survive 20 versus 1 chimp like 

670
00:36:33,720 --> 00:36:35,960
it would, it would not be the 
same. 

671
00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:39,600
I've seen interviews with these.
People I've seen interviews with

672
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:41,120
the Beyond that, I've seen the 
interviews. 

673
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:42,720
With those people, you'd be like
Nick Cage. 

674
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:47,600
I want his face to come off. 
Your face will come off. 

675
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:52,960
Lots of people's wood there 
because they're all, I think 

676
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:55,960
it's like a dominance thing 
where like they try, it's really

677
00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:59,000
as well what they'll first do is
they like they'll rip your balls

678
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:02,240
off so they'll castrate you. 
That's something that they do is

679
00:37:02,240 --> 00:37:05,680
whenever they fight. 
So that's something to like take

680
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:07,360
you out of like the chain like 
that. 

681
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:08,880
And then yeah, they're just 
vicious. 

682
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:13,000
Like they they'll bite you. 
Like what's a Gorillaz with 1700

683
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:18,120
PSI? 
A chimps is 13 and a gorilla. 

684
00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:20,840
A chimp could still punch you 
with like 500 lbs of force or 

685
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:22,480
something. 
Nah man, I'm not fucking with. 

686
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:24,320
That I mean, I, I like a little 
biting, you know? 

687
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:27,280
And a full grown male chimp is 
pretty big. 

688
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:28,920
You always see little baby 
chimps. 

689
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:32,040
A full grown man I didn't see. 
Little baby chimps. 

690
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:35,480
Who's the chimp that went went 
missing that she was hiding? 

691
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:39,280
Oh, Travis. 
Yeah. 

692
00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:43,040
Yeah, Travis was a big crate. 
He was big dude. 

693
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:45,880
And he was. 
He was also the R word. 

694
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:50,240
It was like psycho and like Spaz
and she got arrested again. 

695
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:55,560
Something with something with 
chimps, something weird, 

696
00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:58,400
something weird with chimps. 
But she got arrested again. 

697
00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:04,000
Yeah, that's. 
You know, she might get party 

698
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,880
because she actually. 
I love Chim Crazy. 

699
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:10,440
That girl did nothing wrong. 
She tried to talk to the city, 

700
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:13,120
they made the worst deal I've 
ever seen. 

701
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:17,320
Tried to take Travis from her. 
He's a good chimp. 

702
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:20,400
He's a little slow, but that 
doesn't mean he's bad. 

703
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:22,000
I mean, we have lots of slow 
people. 

704
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:24,680
The radical left Democrats are a
little slow. 

705
00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:29,840
Nah, some. 
Of them look like chimps, not 

706
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:33,840
saying who. 
No, he's saying wow dude, like 

707
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:36,320
it keeps getting ratcheted. 
But the Somalis? 

708
00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:39,880
Yeah, now it's the Somalis. 
Like it's just like, damn. 

709
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,800
Which we're. 
Gonna do shout out Somalia Shout

710
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:46,440
out Somalia land. 
Apparently he got recognized by 

711
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:50,080
Israel separatist state he. 
Literally is like, they're all 

712
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:52,160
pirates. 
Like he said something like 

713
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:53,960
they're all pirates. 
I was like. 

714
00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:58,160
I'm the captain now, Trump. 
That's crazy talk. 

715
00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:02,960
Are you serious, Trump? 
And then it's and it's like if 

716
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:07,160
you want to escape the Somali 
pirates and the crime and 

717
00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:10,040
poverty of Somalia, it's like, 
no, you're from there, so you 

718
00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:12,400
can't come here. 
That's what I want to escape. 

719
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:16,120
No, that's crazy. 
Bro, they just revoked the 

720
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:20,240
refugee status of 300 S 
Sudanese. 

721
00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:23,760
There's a civil war in Sudan 
going on right now, a mass 

722
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:27,080
genocide going on in and they're
like not safe now. 

723
00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:28,760
You guys can go back. 
It's 300 people. 

724
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:31,240
You guys got to go back. 
It's fucking crazy. 

725
00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:35,440
And like, regardless of why they
fled, some of them fled because 

726
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:38,440
they're like, hey, like I told 
you where that dude was that you

727
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:41,720
guys like killed with SEAL Team 
7, like you. 

728
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:46,280
Sorry, you need to go back now. 
That's crazy. 

729
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:52,040
Oh, makes me cringe deep inside.
But yeah, no, if it was a 

730
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:55,360
gorilla versus a chimp gorilla, 
hold on. 

731
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:58,720
I'm going to look up because 
see, this is where because 

732
00:39:58,720 --> 00:40:05,120
grizzly bears are just a. 
See a Kodiak bear? 

733
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:07,560
The males can get up to 1400 
lbs. 

734
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:09,720
So that's a pretty big fucking 
bear. 

735
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:13,720
The Kodiak bear, which is a 
species of brown bear, one of 

736
00:40:13,720 --> 00:40:16,000
the largest land carnivores on 
earth. 

737
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:21,600
Exclusively finding the Kodiak 
of Alaska. 

738
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:24,600
So there's a really crazy 
fucking good movie called The 

739
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:30,560
Edge and it's got Anthony 
Hopkins and it's got, Oh my God,

740
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:33,800
what's his name? 
Alec Baldwin in it. 

741
00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:36,320
And they go on this like hiking 
trip. 

742
00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:39,840
It's also got the black guy from
Romeo and Juliet. 

743
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:43,280
He's also in a bunch of other 
stuff now, but he plays Marcusio

744
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:45,360
and Romeo and Juliet with the 
dreads. 

745
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:49,840
They go out in the woods and 
they encounter this like Kodiak 

746
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:54,080
bear and it tries to kill them 
and like Alec Baldwin's been 

747
00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:56,920
like fucking Anthony Hopkins is 
like wife or something and he 

748
00:40:56,920 --> 00:40:58,560
was. 
They like end up like battling 

749
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:00,360
and they're trying to fight this
bear and they end up fighting 

750
00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:02,760
each other. 
It's a crazy fucking movie with 

751
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:06,040
this big ass bear chasing 
Anthony Hopkins and Alec Baldwin

752
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:07,680
through the woods for like 2 
hours. 

753
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:11,440
It's pretty great. 
Shut up, Baldwin. 

754
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:15,440
And the black guy dies first, so
we'll just get that out. 

755
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:17,080
A little dude. 
I mean, you didn't have to, I 

756
00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:18,680
assumed. 
That's not even a spoil. 

757
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:22,160
That's not a spoiler. 
Black man in the woods of Alaska

758
00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:25,240
running from a bear with Anthony
Hopkins and Alec Baldwin. 

759
00:41:25,240 --> 00:41:27,080
Unless it's Will Smith. 
He's got to go. 

760
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:30,800
He's Yeah, It's got to go. 
It's true. 

761
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:32,760
Sorry. 
Man. 

762
00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:35,840
Yeah, and his, and like everyone
else, like, yeah, his death's 

763
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:38,160
pretty brutal too. 
So it's just like, it's early. 

764
00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:42,440
You're like, oh, that was quick,
you need to take a break. 

765
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:46,240
Let's take a break. 
OK, we will be back in a second 

766
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:54,200
with our tickles. 
We'll be right back and we are 

767
00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:56,000
back for the top. 
Thanks. 

768
00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:03,240
In classic Joseph fashion, First
article. 

769
00:42:03,240 --> 00:42:17,240
Hold on a second. 
And we'll bring up the page. 

770
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:23,160
Thieves drill into a German bank
fault and steal 10s of millions 

771
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:25,400
of EUR versus the worth of 
property. 

772
00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:32,280
Fuck yeah because it's a robbery
that I'm not that mad about 

773
00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:34,760
because no one got hurt. 
Thieves stole 10s of millions of

774
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:38,320
EUR worth of property from 
safety deposit boxes inside a 

775
00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:41,800
German bank vault that they 
drilled into Monday during the 

776
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:45,960
holiday lull. 
Some 2700 bank customers were 

777
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:49,240
affected by the by the theft in 
Glens. 

778
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:52,840
Glenson, Kirchen. 
Glenson, Kirchen. 

779
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:55,920
Police Yeltsin. 
Yeltsin. 

780
00:42:56,400 --> 00:43:01,320
Yeltsin Kirchen. 
That's a shitty name, man. 

781
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:03,120
That's to live there. 
Where do you live? 

782
00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:06,200
Yeltsin, Kirchen. 
Careful dude, Germany's like one

783
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:08,120
of our topless. 
I'm just saying that's a shitty 

784
00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:09,280
name. 
Sorry man. 

785
00:43:10,240 --> 00:43:23,760
Police said that at the Spark 
Sparkassi Sparkassi SPRSPARKASSE

786
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:30,400
Bank, Sparkassi Bank said Thomas
Nawalczyk, a police spokesman, 

787
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:33,880
said investigators believe that 
the theft was worth between 10 

788
00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:39,160
and 90 million euros, or 11. 
That's a big ass range. 

789
00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:46,640
Yeah, 11.7 to $105.7 million I. 
Mean no safety deposit boxes. 

790
00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:48,160
So like, people did get hurt 
bro. 

791
00:43:48,720 --> 00:43:52,560
There's a no well, yes, I just 
felt like physically hurt. 

792
00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:55,840
OK, like I'm done. 
When you take the cash from the 

793
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:57,720
bank, that's fine. 
It's been shared by the 

794
00:43:57,720 --> 00:43:59,400
government, well at least in 
America. 

795
00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:04,160
But when you're taking like 
heirlooms and shit like. 

796
00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:06,720
That what if there was like, 
what if you steal a bunch of 

797
00:44:06,720 --> 00:44:11,880
safety deposit boxes and you 
find some shit that proves that 

798
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:14,760
somebody who owns the safety 
deposit box is like the serial 

799
00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:17,600
killer that everybody's been 
looking for. 

800
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:21,400
And by pointing out that the 
serial that they are a serial 

801
00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:24,480
killer, you would then expose 
the fact that you took the 

802
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:27,480
safety deposit box. 
But if you don't say anything, 

803
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:29,160
more people are going to die, 
dog. 

804
00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:33,160
Then I I think you know what the
answer is, you have to go kill 

805
00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:37,760
the serial killer. 
Oh, Plan C. 

806
00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:43,760
Like now it's your 
responsibility to end the cycle 

807
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:47,680
because either you sacrifice 
yourself, turn yourself in and 

808
00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:50,720
expose them, or you just take 
things in your own hands. 

809
00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:54,800
And since you're the kind of 
person that's robbing banks, I 

810
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:56,600
think you're the type of person 
to take things into your own 

811
00:44:56,600 --> 00:44:58,960
hands. 
And you would have to come up 

812
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:02,400
with like, because when it was, 
because if you got caught, let's

813
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:05,600
say you got caught murdering 
this guy, you would, you know, 

814
00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:08,360
you would know that he is a 
serial killer. 

815
00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:11,400
So you'd have to be able to like
prove it, You know what I'm 

816
00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:14,000
saying? 
Like like I killed him because 

817
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:17,080
he was the serial killer. 
I mean, couldn't you just 

818
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:20,600
anonymously send in whatever you
found, like to the Police 

819
00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:22,920
Department? 
Yeah, but I mean, I feel like no

820
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:25,280
tips, anonymous, if you call 
that shit in, they could be 

821
00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:27,800
like, we trace that phone call. 
We know exactly who fucking 

822
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:29,280
called this. 
Well, if you're getting away 

823
00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:31,200
with bank robberies, maybe you 
know a way. 

824
00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:36,320
You got AVPN dog? 
Damn, I didn't even think about 

825
00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:37,720
that. 
By the way, shout out to our 

826
00:45:37,720 --> 00:45:41,880
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Not Lord VPN sponsors your boys,

827
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:43,480
but there's a picture. 
Of your boys. 

828
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:47,960
There's a picture of it up 
that's pretty crafty, and 

829
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:51,360
there's a shit ton of boxes. 
Open a fire alarm, summon police

830
00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:54,040
officers and firefighters. 
Firefighters to the branch 

831
00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:56,000
shortly before 4:00 AM. 
Monday. 

832
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:59,680
They found a hole in the wall 
and the vault ransacked, but 

833
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:02,480
police believe the largest drill
was used to breakthrough the 

834
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:04,440
vault's basement wall. 
No shit. 

835
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:06,080
That hole's like perfectly 
bored. 

836
00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:09,440
I think they used a drill like 
Nah, they had Superman and he 

837
00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:11,200
used his laser eyes. 
Bitch, what are you talking 

838
00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:13,040
about? 
Obviously they bored a hole 

839
00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:15,560
through the wall. 
Witnesses told investigators 

840
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:18,720
they saw several men carrying 
large bags in a nearby parking 

841
00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:21,600
garage over the weekend. 
Video footage from the garage 

842
00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:25,640
shows masked people inside a 
stolen van early on Monday. 

843
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:28,600
It's about 120 miles outside of 
Frankfurt. 

844
00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:33,720
Fuck yeah. 
Love a good bank robbery, never 

845
00:46:33,720 --> 00:46:36,040
going to be mad at it. 
Love a good heist. 

846
00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:38,280
Love a good sticking it to the 
man. 

847
00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:41,560
I hope their shit's insured. 
If you lost your grandma's 

848
00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:44,120
brooch, that is kind of fucked. 
So obviously there is a 

849
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:47,880
violation of privacy when it 
comes to safety deposit boxes. 

850
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:54,080
Not the most most ethical thing 
you could rob from a bank, but 

851
00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:57,000
it falls in the category. 
Tip my hat. 

852
00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:01,080
A tip of the hat. 
Because my grandma, somebody 

853
00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:03,640
stole, tried to steal my 
grandma's safe deposit box and 

854
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:07,120
they found out like my mom and 
like her brother, like had to 

855
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:10,640
like, like deal with it. 
And they like ended up getting 

856
00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:11,880
it back. 
But yeah. 

857
00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:16,000
Oh, that shit's fucked. 
So I mean, yeah, obviously you 

858
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:22,440
don't want that happening. 
Not cool, but kind of bad ass. 

859
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:26,000
Drill in a hole in the wall. 
Like that's like, I'm just 

860
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:29,440
saying like there's a lot of 
timing, planning, there's a lot 

861
00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:31,320
of forethought. 
That's admirable. 

862
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:35,080
There's a dedication to a 
successful heist that I 

863
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:38,240
appreciate. 
There's probably a dedication to

864
00:47:38,240 --> 00:47:41,200
a successful kill like a serial 
killer you appreciate man, 

865
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:42,400
that's. 
Cross line, No, because no, 

866
00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:43,760
because then somebody else gets 
hurt. 

867
00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:46,240
I appreciate the hunt for a 
serial killer. 

868
00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:49,440
I appreciate like I would love 
to be like if I wouldn't want to

869
00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:53,520
be like a beat cop, but a 
homicide detective or AUS 

870
00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:57,200
Marshall and like go chase down 
fucking bad guys. 

871
00:47:57,320 --> 00:48:00,680
That would be tight because it's
like, why the US marshals 

872
00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:02,960
looking for you? 
You did some shit. 

873
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:05,320
It's not a. 
Question, but you used to now. 

874
00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:08,880
Now you're probably just brown. 
No, they still have ice for 

875
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:09,920
that. 
I think they have warrants. 

876
00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:11,880
Most of the time US Marshals 
have a warrant, they just send 

877
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:14,240
ice in the guys who couldn't 
make it as a Marshall. 

878
00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:22,440
But no, I mean, I'm not mad at 
it, but do better do the you 

879
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:27,120
know, the jewelry like robbing 
jewels at on like the tarmac 

880
00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:31,840
like the Pink Panther group did.
And what was it, France, where 

881
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:35,200
they just like rolled it like 
rolled up onto the tarmac 

882
00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:38,160
whenever the plane landed and 
they were offloading diamonds 

883
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:40,000
and they were just like, give us
all your shit. 

884
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,480
And then they got out of the 
airport, just drove through the 

885
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:45,120
gate onto the tarmac. 
This rolled. 

886
00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:45,320
Up. 
Yeah. 

887
00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:49,240
Who else did that? 
DMX pretended like he was an FBI

888
00:48:49,240 --> 00:48:51,600
agent while he was on coke with 
coke on him. 

889
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:54,840
And he like, yeah, he did a 
bunch of shit. 

890
00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:57,360
He was at the airport with a 
bunch of blow to do something 

891
00:48:57,360 --> 00:49:00,560
and then like. 
And then got an impersonated an 

892
00:49:00,560 --> 00:49:02,800
FBI he had. 
To steal someone's car. 

893
00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:05,520
He was like, I'm an FBI agent, 
give me your car and like took 

894
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:09,120
someone's car under the falls 
and like a badge and shit. 

895
00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:11,760
Started barking. 
Yeah, that's epic. 

896
00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:18,040
Well, my dog's head. 
And that's snitch, get it? 

897
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:19,320
And that's Snitch. 
Get it? 

898
00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:24,520
I'll bring it back it's going 
give it to you when he's done 

899
00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:28,720
with it Nah but shout out shut 
up. 

900
00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:30,840
I just saw that was like fuck 
yes. 

901
00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:33,960
So this is a big deal that's 
going on right now. 

902
00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:41,920
GOP caucus directed YouTube to 
Minnesota A professor explains 

903
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:44,600
why it went viral. 
So right now, there's this big 

904
00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:48,840
thing going on. 
FBI did a bunch of raids of this

905
00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:51,440
daycare, of this Somali daycare 
system. 

906
00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:54,600
Before we get into this article,
what are your thoughts on all of

907
00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:55,280
this stuff? 
Right. 

908
00:49:57,200 --> 00:50:00,600
Now, so I'm like only half 
versed on this. 

909
00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:07,800
I knew that Trump was bitching 
about Somali refugees in 

910
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:09,520
Minnesota. 
That's that's like where the big

911
00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:12,560
diaspora is of Somalis in this 
country. 

912
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:17,840
Then I missed and then I saw 
like a couple clips of people 

913
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:20,640
talking like making jokes about 
the Somali daycare center. 

914
00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:25,440
Then I overheard Fox News 
talking about like a billion 

915
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:28,000
dollars or $8 billion scam or 
something. 

916
00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:30,320
And then I just didn't know if 
it was true or not. 

917
00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:35,200
But so you tell me. 
So from what I understand there 

918
00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:40,080
was this YouTube his name is. 
What's his name? 

919
00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:44,960
So it's annoying. 
Nick Shirley, he posted a video 

920
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:49,200
over the weekend titled I 
investigated Minnesota's Billion

921
00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:52,480
dollar fraud Scandal. 
So one of them, this one video, 

922
00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:55,600
he's standing in front of the 
Learning Center, it says leering

923
00:50:55,600 --> 00:50:58,200
center, it's missing an end. 
That's like I saw that. 

924
00:50:58,200 --> 00:50:59,960
I didn't know if that was real 
or what what it was. 

925
00:50:59,960 --> 00:51:03,160
And there's somebody outside, 
don't open the door, they're 

926
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:05,400
going to call ICE. 
There's like 2 random old, 

927
00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:07,000
there's like 2 old people out 
front. 

928
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:10,760
But apparently, yeah. 
So these daycares are getting 

929
00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:14,640
loans, are getting grants to 
operate within the state and 

930
00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:17,600
they don't have kids. 
So they're they're, they're 

931
00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:20,840
operating under the false 
presentus of having like 150 

932
00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:25,160
kids or 90 kids or whatever. 
And that doesn't exist. 

933
00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:28,720
And they're securing these loans
like, do you know, over like the

934
00:51:28,720 --> 00:51:32,360
one of them, this one, I think 
the leering center somewhere 

935
00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:35,600
between like 2 and $4 million 
worth of grants, allegedly. 

936
00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:39,360
So that's really what it is, is,
but it's centered around 

937
00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:42,240
Somalis, which is already the 
topic, a hot topic of 

938
00:51:42,240 --> 00:51:47,280
conversation that the Somali 
population in Minnesota is 

939
00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:50,920
scamming the government out of 
money for these fake daycare 

940
00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:53,000
centers. 
Now, is that provable beyond 

941
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:57,560
belief to be seen? 
Are people presenting arguments 

942
00:51:57,560 --> 00:51:59,600
that this might be happening? 
Sure. 

943
00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:01,600
Is it probably just happening in
this state? 

944
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:05,320
If it is absolutely not like 
that's, I mean, doesn't matter 

945
00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:08,280
what ethnicity you are, if 
there's a way to hustle the 

946
00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:10,640
government, I mean, because 
that's like making a joke about 

947
00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:13,760
black people in PPP loans like 
and ripping people off with 

948
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:14,800
that. 
Like there's a million 

949
00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:17,560
different, but there's those are
not the only people that got 

950
00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:20,080
arrested for PPP loan fraud, you
know? 

951
00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:23,640
There was like $100 billion. 
They got that and they have 

952
00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:26,480
barely arrested anybody or got 
any of the money back. 

953
00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:30,000
Shout out, shout out. 
I have a shout out to my dad 

954
00:52:31,560 --> 00:52:36,880
runs a business sold out that is
applied for his PPP loans all by

955
00:52:36,880 --> 00:52:40,640
himself and did a whole process 
in the legal paperwork and 

956
00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:43,760
accounting work and got approved
and then got it forgiven and 

957
00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:45,680
never had to pay it back. 
So shout out. 

958
00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:50,880
Thanks Trump. 
Thanks, Obama. 

959
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:56,640
I, I heard some, somebody was 
talking, I was like in a group 

960
00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:58,920
of people yesterday, somebody 
was saying that they bought 

961
00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:02,920
their nephew like a skateboard 
for like 187 dollars and he's 

962
00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:05,120
like, that's high. 
And I'm like, I feel like my 

963
00:53:05,120 --> 00:53:07,720
skateboard was like 150 when I 
got out when I was in high 

964
00:53:07,720 --> 00:53:10,320
school. 
I, you know, like built it. 

965
00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:11,560
Yeah, skateboards were not 
cheap. 

966
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:13,560
Yeah. 
And then saw the guy was like, 

967
00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:15,960
yeah, 187 is high. 
Thanks, Biden. 

968
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:18,560
He was like, serious. 
I'm like, God damn, I just 

969
00:53:18,560 --> 00:53:19,440
started laughing. 
I'm like. 

970
00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:22,680
He's coming for skateboards. 
I'm like, what? 

971
00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:25,400
Razor scooters are necks. 
They're gonna triple. 

972
00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:28,280
It's like they're from the 
scooter from The Sharper Image 

973
00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:31,360
magazine that went public. 
What are you talking about bro? 

974
00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:33,240
Thanks, Biden. 
Yeah, thanks. 

975
00:53:33,240 --> 00:53:35,320
But I say that all the time. 
I'm like, thank you Obama. 

976
00:53:35,320 --> 00:53:37,320
Or I just like I. 
Say thanks to Obama all the time

977
00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:39,400
too. 
Like but like that's funny, but 

978
00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:41,840
like the thanks Biden, I just 
thought was I was like, wow, 

979
00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:44,800
dude, that's funny. 
No, or I like to say like really

980
00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:48,800
aggressively, like Obama 2028 
and give people crazy and like 

981
00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:50,720
he's coming back. 
Don't call it a comeback. 

982
00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:53,920
If we're going third term for 
third term, let's go third term 

983
00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:57,600
for third term. 33 more terms. 
I just like say random shit like

984
00:53:58,280 --> 00:54:01,440
like what the fuck? 
We're coming, we're coming for 

985
00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:02,440
you. 
Watch your back. 

986
00:54:02,440 --> 00:54:05,480
Michelle's going to run and he's
going to be VP and then she's 

987
00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:07,440
going to resign and then he'll 
be president. 

988
00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:12,440
And Biden's going to be speaker 
of the House. 

989
00:54:12,440 --> 00:54:14,800
You know why? 
Because he won't talk. 

990
00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:17,240
We don't need him to. 
He talks the best. 

991
00:54:17,600 --> 00:54:23,360
Yeah, he's got the best words. 
We we finally beat Medicare. 

992
00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:31,040
Yeah, they finally did it. 
Shout out. 

993
00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:35,720
Where's my ice cream? 
OK, so in a viral video over the

994
00:54:35,720 --> 00:54:38,400
weekend, YouTube travels to 
Minnesota knocking on doors 

995
00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:41,080
accusing Somali owned daycare 
centers of fraud. 

996
00:54:41,360 --> 00:54:46,440
House Speaker Lisa Dumuth said 
Monday that her caucus steered 

997
00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:50,080
YouTube creator Nick Shirley to 
a daycare to daycare sites in 

998
00:54:50,080 --> 00:54:52,200
Minnesota. 
Those featured in his wildly 

999
00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:55,000
viewed video have been a part of
a state administrative 

1000
00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:59,840
administrative administered what
the fuck child care program 

1001
00:54:59,840 --> 00:55:03,040
using federal money, although 
some recently had operations or 

1002
00:55:03,040 --> 00:55:06,080
payments suspended. 
This video was shared by Vice 

1003
00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:09,960
President JD Vance. 
Of course, Cash Patel old lazy 

1004
00:55:09,960 --> 00:55:12,840
eye said he was aware of the 
video and the FBI is 

1005
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:15,320
investigating. 
The move said the attention from

1006
00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:19,960
federal officials is deserved. 
Fraud needs to end in the state,

1007
00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:24,120
she said. 
And if it's and if this is what 

1008
00:55:24,120 --> 00:55:27,800
it takes since there's since 
there's been in in action by our

1009
00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:30,240
current governor, then this is 
where we are at. 

1010
00:55:30,240 --> 00:55:33,040
The demanded that the state 
officials release inspection 

1011
00:55:33,040 --> 00:55:37,600
data into certain daycare 
centers and she pushed from for 

1012
00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:39,880
more unannounced state or site 
visits. 

1013
00:55:40,280 --> 00:55:42,680
Tim Wall said the payments were 
suspended when fraud is 

1014
00:55:42,680 --> 00:55:46,080
suspected border Broader 
examinations of suspicious 

1015
00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:49,920
billing claims are in progress 
and it is among the Republicans 

1016
00:55:49,920 --> 00:55:51,840
challenging Walls in the 
governors race. 

1017
00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:56,440
University of Minnesota media 
law professor Jane Curtly said 

1018
00:55:56,440 --> 00:55:59,160
the video is flashy but not 
meaty. 

1019
00:55:59,480 --> 00:56:02,240
There's there aren't a lot of 
facts to back up the claims. 

1020
00:56:02,240 --> 00:56:05,080
It's a lot of rhetoric put it 
put with relatively little 

1021
00:56:05,080 --> 00:56:09,480
substance behind it. 
She spoke with NPR news host 

1022
00:56:09,480 --> 00:56:12,760
Clay Masters about why this 
video and others like it are 

1023
00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:15,320
going viral in the media 
ecosystem. 

1024
00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:20,320
The YouTube saying he uncovered 
fraud in the Minnesota in 

1025
00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:23,320
Minnesota, But media outlets 
like KSP or is this what he's 

1026
00:56:23,320 --> 00:56:27,080
talking about? 
Also, Trump just now has revoked

1027
00:56:27,080 --> 00:56:31,120
all the funding for children to 
Minnesota because of this. 

1028
00:56:32,880 --> 00:56:35,440
Do what now? 
Trump's just revoked all fund 

1029
00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:38,360
federal funding for like 
children in Minnesota. 

1030
00:56:38,360 --> 00:56:40,120
Yeah, I saw that. 
Yeah, he just did that. 

1031
00:56:40,840 --> 00:56:42,920
The YouTube says he is 
uncovering new fraud in 

1032
00:56:42,920 --> 00:56:47,240
Minnesota, but the media outlets
like KSTP reported more than a 

1033
00:56:47,240 --> 00:56:50,840
year ago that there were some 62
investigations into Minnesota 

1034
00:56:50,840 --> 00:56:55,120
child care centers. 
NPR has reported about fraud at 

1035
00:56:55,120 --> 00:56:58,520
child care Centers for more than
a decade and has been following 

1036
00:56:58,520 --> 00:57:01,320
the Feeding Our Future case from
the beginning. 

1037
00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:03,280
Can we talk about just some just
elements? 

1038
00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:06,000
Can you talk about some of the 
elements that were at play here?

1039
00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:09,280
It's predicted on what I would 
call a kernel of truth in small 

1040
00:57:09,280 --> 00:57:11,480
cases. 
But it also enrages a fair 

1041
00:57:11,480 --> 00:57:14,040
amount of fear mongering, the 
use of really explosive 

1042
00:57:14,040 --> 00:57:17,360
terminology, references to 
violence in the suggestion 

1043
00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:20,600
essentially that the world's 
going to hell in a handbasket 

1044
00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:23,280
and only President Trump and his
supporters can defend us from 

1045
00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:26,160
this onslaught. 
It's a lot of relative rhetoric 

1046
00:57:26,160 --> 00:57:28,240
with relatively little substance
behind it. 

1047
00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:32,800
He also, I think, sufficiently 
relying on an individual who's 

1048
00:57:32,800 --> 00:57:35,680
identified as David. 
We see him in the video, but 

1049
00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:38,800
he's never given any other 
identification, identification 

1050
00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:42,520
in terms of his full name or 
what his research is or how he's

1051
00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:46,880
collected the information. 
He claims that he has a he has 

1052
00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:51,360
waves. 
He has as he waves around 

1053
00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:53,320
documents. 
Oh, so he's just a holding up 

1054
00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:56,920
shit and shaking it at people. 
All these things I think again, 

1055
00:57:56,920 --> 00:58:00,840
have the earmarks of not what 
most journalists would consider 

1056
00:58:00,840 --> 00:58:04,400
ethical journaling practices. 
Next question. 

1057
00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:09,520
Now this YouTube or Nick Shirley
is one of a is of a new class of

1058
00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:12,200
independent journalists with 
YouTube accounts whose brand is 

1059
00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:16,920
showing you what showing what 
they say the mainstream media is

1060
00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:19,600
not, which is really true. 
I see that a lot with sports 

1061
00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:21,840
people too. 
Now we'll be like, we're going 

1062
00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:24,720
to tell you all the stories that
ESPN doesn't report on. 

1063
00:58:24,720 --> 00:58:26,560
Like that's all. 
Like that's like the whole 

1064
00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:28,600
thing. 
It's like this is the forgotten 

1065
00:58:28,600 --> 00:58:30,640
Nuggets of truth no one wants to
talk about. 

1066
00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:33,680
Like that's like almost right. 
It's so kitschy at this point. 

1067
00:58:34,120 --> 00:58:37,000
Let me tell you something then. 
No, exactly. 

1068
00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:39,520
But that's just like, I mean, 
maybe, but maybe it's like 1/2 

1069
00:58:39,520 --> 00:58:45,200
assed story, you know, 
mainstream is not. 

1070
00:58:45,200 --> 00:58:47,640
What do you make of this new 
sort of ecosystem of 

1071
00:58:47,640 --> 00:58:49,280
information? 
Well, in some aspects, it 

1072
00:58:49,280 --> 00:58:52,920
reminds me of Project Veritas. 
It was a group of individuals 

1073
00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:55,560
who, like these influencers, 
essentially claim they are 

1074
00:58:55,560 --> 00:58:58,440
telling you the stories that the
mainstream media will not tell 

1075
00:58:58,440 --> 00:59:00,120
you. 
The tactics that they use are 

1076
00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:02,640
questionable and their 
originality of their stories I 

1077
00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:06,200
think is also questionable. 
There's a story in the Guardian 

1078
00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:09,040
of London about several of these
individuals. 

1079
00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:12,920
They included a statement that 
this particular influencer prior

1080
00:59:12,920 --> 00:59:16,440
to the last election was talking
to people that were not U.S. 

1081
00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:19,640
citizens and offering them 20 
each if they would carry signs 

1082
00:59:19,640 --> 00:59:24,000
saying saying things like I love
Biden when he used to do. 

1083
00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:27,360
And then he used that footage to
make the claim that immigrants 

1084
00:59:27,360 --> 00:59:29,400
support Biden. 
That's not ethical German 

1085
00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:31,160
journalism. 
You're basically creating a 

1086
00:59:31,160 --> 00:59:33,200
story. 
You were you're not that you 

1087
00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:37,360
don't basically create a story. 
You you report a story, which is

1088
00:59:37,360 --> 00:59:38,560
true. 
I mean, that's what a lot of 

1089
00:59:38,560 --> 00:59:42,240
these people do, but it's true 
on both sides. 

1090
00:59:42,240 --> 00:59:46,840
But there's a lot. 
There's a period of time, I'd 

1091
00:59:46,840 --> 00:59:48,360
say this all the time, but 
there's a period. 

1092
00:59:48,360 --> 00:59:53,760
I'm in YouTube and it was like 
mommy make out day at the beach.

1093
00:59:53,800 --> 00:59:56,280
And it was always some like 
hookup artist style guy. 

1094
00:59:56,280 --> 00:59:58,960
This is old school YouTube. 
And they'd be like, oh, we're at

1095
00:59:58,960 --> 01:00:01,360
the beach today and we're going 
to see how many of these hot 

1096
01:00:01,360 --> 01:00:03,360
moms at the beach will give me a
kiss. 

1097
01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:05,880
And they would walk around and 
act like they're walking up to 

1098
01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:08,400
random people, but they pay 
actors to do it, you know? 

1099
01:00:08,480 --> 01:00:12,800
And it's like this weird like. 
Softcore porn on YouTube thing 

1100
01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:15,880
that was a whole pandemic. 
It'd be like, oh, I went to the 

1101
01:00:15,880 --> 01:00:19,040
zoo and it got sexual. 
I mean, just like making out 

1102
01:00:19,040 --> 01:00:22,400
with some random lady who's like
holding a kid's hand is super 

1103
01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:24,000
fucking weird. 
It's the same thing. 

1104
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:27,920
But like, yeah, giving people 
signs or, oh, I wore a Trump 

1105
01:00:27,920 --> 01:00:30,360
shirt and all these black people
beat me up. 

1106
01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:33,280
They'll go find like some 
homeless black dudes, be like, 

1107
01:00:33,280 --> 01:00:35,600
hey, we'll pay you each 100 
bucks if you chase them down the

1108
01:00:35,600 --> 01:00:38,320
street and they'll be like, OK. 
And they don't give a fuck what 

1109
01:00:38,320 --> 01:00:39,800
they're. 
Doing just like the Trump's for 

1110
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,040
or the blacks for Trump, all 
those guys. 

1111
01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:45,840
Look at my black guy over there.
Look at him. 

1112
01:00:45,880 --> 01:00:47,440
He's the same guy behind Trump 
every. 

1113
01:00:47,560 --> 01:00:49,120
Every, every time. 
Yeah. 

1114
01:00:49,120 --> 01:00:51,080
He's like, oh, yeah, like, how'd
you get here? 

1115
01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:56,400
And then it got exposed and he 
stopped showing up. 

1116
01:00:57,160 --> 01:00:59,920
And can you explain the 
difference between what this 

1117
01:00:59,920 --> 01:01:02,640
YouTube is doing and what more 
traditional journalists do? 

1118
01:01:02,640 --> 01:01:05,040
They use some techniques that 
investigative journalists do. 

1119
01:01:05,240 --> 01:01:08,760
Non conventional people have 
done important reporting over 

1120
01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:11,280
the years. 
I mean, going back a long way, 

1121
01:01:11,520 --> 01:01:14,840
people like Seymour Hersh 
uncovered many, many big 

1122
01:01:14,840 --> 01:01:17,920
government scandals because he 
bothered to read government 

1123
01:01:17,920 --> 01:01:19,400
documents. 
Shout out to him. 

1124
01:01:19,400 --> 01:01:22,800
I just watched a documentary on 
him that just came out. 

1125
01:01:23,360 --> 01:01:26,120
It was by Brad Pitt's company 
Plan B. 

1126
01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:31,280
It's super good. 
It's on Netflix, check. 

1127
01:01:33,760 --> 01:01:37,720
It out he did not have a formal 
affiliation, so I don't suggest.

1128
01:01:37,800 --> 01:01:40,800
Cover up. 
So I don't want to suggest that 

1129
01:01:40,800 --> 01:01:43,640
you have to have a card carrying
journalist to do journalism. 

1130
01:01:43,640 --> 01:01:46,440
That's not true. 
But what I do think is lacking, 

1131
01:01:47,800 --> 01:01:50,440
yeah, What I think is lacking 
is, was there even an attempt 

1132
01:01:50,440 --> 01:01:53,640
made to try to verify the 
accuracy of what he was saying, 

1133
01:01:53,880 --> 01:01:56,200
or did they simply take him at 
his word? 

1134
01:01:56,600 --> 01:01:59,200
And this is what I see missing 
in the work of a lot of these 

1135
01:01:59,200 --> 01:02:01,320
influencers. 
They have a narrative. 

1136
01:02:01,320 --> 01:02:03,280
They do everything they can to 
do. 

1137
01:02:03,280 --> 01:02:06,680
They do everything they can to 
advance that narrative, but they

1138
01:02:06,680 --> 01:02:10,440
seem to spend little time to no 
time looking for the other side 

1139
01:02:10,440 --> 01:02:12,240
of the story. 
And that's a good, good 

1140
01:02:12,240 --> 01:02:15,680
investigative journalism has to 
do, or good investigative 

1141
01:02:15,680 --> 01:02:16,400
journalism. 
Yeah. 

1142
01:02:17,440 --> 01:02:19,920
It's not suggesting that all 
sides are equal or all sides are

1143
01:02:19,920 --> 01:02:22,440
telling the truth. 
But you have to explore every 

1144
01:02:22,440 --> 01:02:25,720
option, including the ones that 
challenge what you, what you 

1145
01:02:25,720 --> 01:02:28,920
think is the story and what you 
that you're planning to tell. 

1146
01:02:29,240 --> 01:02:32,280
So I mean, and that's true. 
So just in this conversation 

1147
01:02:32,280 --> 01:02:35,440
alone, obviously they're, 
they're not presenting any of 

1148
01:02:35,440 --> 01:02:38,120
this information. 
And if they've been looking into

1149
01:02:38,120 --> 01:02:42,760
this for years or 62 
investigations, there's not 62 

1150
01:02:42,800 --> 01:02:46,080
Somali daycares. 
And that's like what I'm saying 

1151
01:02:46,080 --> 01:02:48,680
as you, you're looking, you're 
looking at a bigger system. 

1152
01:02:48,680 --> 01:02:51,520
If let's say that one of these 
daycares is committing fraud, 

1153
01:02:51,800 --> 01:02:56,720
how many daycares across 
Minnesota or across the across 

1154
01:02:56,720 --> 01:02:59,160
the US are committing these 
crimes? 

1155
01:02:59,360 --> 01:03:02,680
And I bet you it's a pretty 
diverse group of people that are

1156
01:03:02,680 --> 01:03:05,480
committing these crimes. 
They're very similar in the fact

1157
01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:08,360
that they're all thieves and 
liars, but they probably come 

1158
01:03:08,360 --> 01:03:09,800
from all different walks of 
life. 

1159
01:03:09,800 --> 01:03:14,480
You know, there was a there's 
this big makeup ring, this big 

1160
01:03:14,480 --> 01:03:17,920
makeup ring, a theft ring where 
people would go in and they'd 

1161
01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:20,880
steal like a shit ton of Mac 
products and stuff like that. 

1162
01:03:21,160 --> 01:03:23,840
The people that they caught who 
were running that ring. 

1163
01:03:23,840 --> 01:03:25,400
I think we talked about it on 
the pod. 

1164
01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:26,760
This was like almost two years 
ago. 

1165
01:03:27,480 --> 01:03:31,240
I it was a super rich, well off 
family in like California that 

1166
01:03:31,240 --> 01:03:35,440
had in their basement at their 
house had like a fucking Ulta 

1167
01:03:35,440 --> 01:03:37,800
warehouse of all of the stolen 
stuff. 

1168
01:03:37,800 --> 01:03:40,920
They had all these women all 
over the country stealing makeup

1169
01:03:40,920 --> 01:03:43,880
and shipping it to them and then
they were paying them out and 

1170
01:03:43,880 --> 01:03:46,680
then selling it in mass on the 
black market. 

1171
01:03:46,680 --> 01:03:49,880
And you'd think that it would be
some, you know, ski, you know, 

1172
01:03:49,880 --> 01:03:52,760
be like, oh, who's this ski even
ass dude who's stealing all this

1173
01:03:52,760 --> 01:03:55,680
makeup and selling it. 
And it was like a rich white, a 

1174
01:03:55,720 --> 01:03:58,000
very well off rich white 
suburban couple. 

1175
01:03:58,000 --> 01:03:59,880
And like they're like mid to 
late 50s. 

1176
01:04:00,480 --> 01:04:02,280
Well, were they rich because 
they were stealing? 

1177
01:04:02,760 --> 01:04:05,120
No, he he had, they had like, he
had a really good job. 

1178
01:04:05,120 --> 01:04:07,560
Like they had fucking money. 
It was just like an extra thing.

1179
01:04:07,760 --> 01:04:09,560
But because they have that tick,
right. 

1180
01:04:09,560 --> 01:04:12,080
So you could probably find some 
people that are very well off 

1181
01:04:12,440 --> 01:04:15,760
run a daycare center, don't 
necessarily need the money, but 

1182
01:04:15,760 --> 01:04:18,520
are greedy and want it and lie 
about how many kids go and 

1183
01:04:18,520 --> 01:04:20,840
commit fraud that way for 
government funding. 

1184
01:04:20,840 --> 01:04:22,520
Fuck yeah. 
You don't have to be black, 

1185
01:04:22,520 --> 01:04:27,760
white, Asian, Irish, Ross. 
You got to bring my Irish people

1186
01:04:27,760 --> 01:04:31,800
into this. 
By Rastafarian or Pastafarian, 

1187
01:04:31,800 --> 01:04:35,480
it doesn't matter. 
All, all different people from 

1188
01:04:35,480 --> 01:04:40,320
all walks of life commit fraud. 
They file for bankruptcy. 

1189
01:04:40,320 --> 01:04:43,440
So that's where it's like, no, 
you're just, you're taking a 

1190
01:04:43,760 --> 01:04:47,280
really big issue, a systemic 
issue in the state and then just

1191
01:04:47,320 --> 01:04:50,760
selecting a small community and 
criticizing them for it. 

1192
01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:54,000
Because if you expanded that 
view, went to like a bird's eye 

1193
01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:58,920
view, you'd be probably stunned 
if it is that bad in there. 

1194
01:04:58,920 --> 01:05:00,840
They're not. 
It's the Somali. 

1195
01:05:00,840 --> 01:05:04,000
The Somalis are not taking $8 
billion from everybody. 

1196
01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:06,040
You would notice. 
That would be pretty noticeable.

1197
01:05:06,040 --> 01:05:08,600
You would think, You would 
think, yeah, like fucking Doge 

1198
01:05:08,600 --> 01:05:11,560
would have dozed it. 
Yeah, Oh yeah, and Doge didn't 

1199
01:05:11,560 --> 01:05:13,440
catch this get the fuck out of 
here. 

1200
01:05:13,640 --> 01:05:17,720
So we'll see, but it sounds like
there's a lot of unsubstantiated

1201
01:05:17,720 --> 01:05:19,680
claims. 
It's too good to be true for 

1202
01:05:19,680 --> 01:05:23,440
Trump's like narrative. 
But also there is a lot of 

1203
01:05:24,240 --> 01:05:28,360
investigations within this state
alone into this and that that's 

1204
01:05:28,360 --> 01:05:32,960
not surprising. 
I mean, people can, the most 

1205
01:05:32,960 --> 01:05:36,600
expensive bill people have when 
it comes to having a kid is 

1206
01:05:36,600 --> 01:05:40,920
their child care. 
And you know, if they can get 

1207
01:05:40,920 --> 01:05:44,680
government subsidies on top of 
that too, that I mean, I already

1208
01:05:44,680 --> 01:05:47,000
feel like the child care people 
are hustling the fuck out of 

1209
01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:51,000
you. 
So pile on top of that and 

1210
01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:53,000
getting government grants and 
you're lying about it. 

1211
01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:56,080
That's pretty weird. 
But I don't know how much I 

1212
01:05:56,080 --> 01:05:58,760
believe it. 
Obviously I'll I'll hold out 

1213
01:05:58,760 --> 01:06:04,200
till I get more facts but like 
it's. 

1214
01:06:04,600 --> 01:06:06,480
Not great. 
It's not great to be like 

1215
01:06:06,480 --> 01:06:09,360
finding like a, you know, some 
Haitians eating some dogs, you 

1216
01:06:09,360 --> 01:06:13,520
know, somewhere. 
Eating the cats eating. 

1217
01:06:13,520 --> 01:06:15,680
And then they stopped. 
When I got elected, they just 

1218
01:06:15,680 --> 01:06:17,600
stopped doing it. 
Everybody stopped. 

1219
01:06:18,080 --> 01:06:19,520
That's where it's like, dude, 
shut up. 

1220
01:06:19,520 --> 01:06:23,560
Like, so we'll see on this. 
It's not a good look. 

1221
01:06:23,560 --> 01:06:25,680
I mean, it's just more shit in 
Tim Walz. 

1222
01:06:26,520 --> 01:06:29,960
Well, I mean, they're going to 
come up with anything and do 

1223
01:06:29,960 --> 01:06:34,360
anything to try to not lose 
midterms, win re elections, win 

1224
01:06:34,360 --> 01:06:38,360
governorships are going to try 
to do a lot of stuff and they've

1225
01:06:38,360 --> 01:06:40,320
had it out for Tim Walz for a 
while. 

1226
01:06:41,480 --> 01:06:43,120
So. 
But at the end of the day, I 

1227
01:06:43,120 --> 01:06:45,480
mean, while he's the governor, 
he has. 

1228
01:06:45,760 --> 01:06:49,200
I think you mean tampon, Tim. 
You're going to have people, he 

1229
01:06:49,200 --> 01:06:53,120
has people that their government
job is to audit and check that 

1230
01:06:53,120 --> 01:06:56,240
shit and make sure that those 
things aren't happening. 

1231
01:06:56,240 --> 01:06:58,800
That's not like that. 
Every single loan for a daycare 

1232
01:06:58,800 --> 01:07:02,400
comes across Tim Wall's desk. 
But you know, you pay the cost 

1233
01:07:02,400 --> 01:07:04,760
to be the boss. 
So it's easily it's easy to get 

1234
01:07:04,760 --> 01:07:07,080
fucking yelled at when 
somebody's not doing their shit 

1235
01:07:07,480 --> 01:07:10,160
if that's the case. 
But I guarantee you if they look

1236
01:07:10,160 --> 01:07:13,440
into it more, if this is true, 
this is a flash. 

1237
01:07:13,440 --> 01:07:17,000
And if this is a tip of the 
iceberg with a much bigger 

1238
01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:21,760
problem that that trans fraud 
transcends racial lines like I 

1239
01:07:21,760 --> 01:07:24,280
thought, I'd say all types of 
people steal. 

1240
01:07:24,600 --> 01:07:28,360
I'm against, I am against fraud 
unless it's with me. 

1241
01:07:28,480 --> 01:07:30,480
No corruption. 
I know, I know, but. 

1242
01:07:30,480 --> 01:07:33,400
There is corruption around and I
am not there. 

1243
01:07:33,760 --> 01:07:38,080
I am against it. 
But if there is corruption and I

1244
01:07:38,080 --> 01:07:46,120
am involved, I defend it. 
Real bad, man, 22 baby, 23 baby 

1245
01:07:46,120 --> 01:07:48,240
mother. 
A real bad mother. 

1246
01:07:48,240 --> 01:07:51,000
No, it's 23 baby, 22 baby 
mother. 

1247
01:07:51,520 --> 01:07:54,200
That's crazy. 
So one of them one of them gave 

1248
01:07:54,200 --> 01:07:58,240
you 2 And like if they're twins?
They did you just what a what a 

1249
01:07:58,280 --> 01:08:01,000
slut. 
And he's like wearing like all 

1250
01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:02,080
black, like a leather. 
Suit. 

1251
01:08:02,080 --> 01:08:03,080
Oh, you think that's what it 
was? 

1252
01:08:03,080 --> 01:08:06,200
Twins. 
If it was, that's the only way 

1253
01:08:06,200 --> 01:08:08,800
because I don't think he did it.
Like based off the numbers, it 

1254
01:08:08,800 --> 01:08:10,320
would have to be like, I 
wouldn't believe it. 

1255
01:08:10,320 --> 01:08:12,480
He's like, no, I liked her so 
much I had a second like 

1256
01:08:12,960 --> 01:08:15,080
everybody else. 
Unless it's the last. 

1257
01:08:15,080 --> 01:08:18,560
He's a real bad man. 
Unless it was the first one or 

1258
01:08:18,560 --> 01:08:21,680
the last one. 
It's like I thought this was 

1259
01:08:21,680 --> 01:08:24,640
going to be forever. 
We had either two kids or twins 

1260
01:08:24,640 --> 01:08:29,359
and then I became a real bad man
or I was always a real bad man. 

1261
01:08:29,359 --> 01:08:32,040
And now we have 2 with my I've 
settled down. 

1262
01:08:32,479 --> 01:08:34,920
I've perspective. 
I've grown right. 

1263
01:08:34,920 --> 01:08:38,960
Like I would hope it's the 
latter and the other. 21 Mamas 

1264
01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:41,800
are pissed. 
Yeah, oh, they're so man like. 

1265
01:08:41,800 --> 01:08:45,080
Oh God, man, I thought I was the
one, this bitch. 

1266
01:08:45,240 --> 01:08:47,240
He said 18 was his favorite 
number. 

1267
01:08:47,240 --> 01:08:50,760
So I I gave him child 18 and now
and then he left me. 

1268
01:08:51,520 --> 01:08:54,200
I mean, we might as well be just
talking about Elon too. 

1269
01:08:54,960 --> 01:08:59,279
True on God, so stay tuned on 
this. 

1270
01:08:59,279 --> 01:09:03,840
I'm sure more information on 
that's going to come out, but I 

1271
01:09:03,840 --> 01:09:06,040
mean, that's just such a hot 
topic issue right now. 

1272
01:09:06,680 --> 01:09:08,439
It's all of this and like you 
said, that's all you're going to

1273
01:09:08,439 --> 01:09:10,080
hear. 
Besides Trump getting a peace 

1274
01:09:10,080 --> 01:09:17,640
award is, Dang it, stupid. 
Trump getting a peace award is 

1275
01:09:17,640 --> 01:09:21,800
apparently Somalis ripped off 
the government for $8 billion 

1276
01:09:22,120 --> 01:09:25,920
and have secretly hit it in 
their low income poor 

1277
01:09:25,920 --> 01:09:30,600
communities to make sure that 
nobody is aware of the fact that

1278
01:09:30,600 --> 01:09:32,200
they have it. 
And they're waiting like a 

1279
01:09:32,200 --> 01:09:35,920
sleeper cell until one day they 
will spend it like they watch 

1280
01:09:35,920 --> 01:09:37,359
Goodfellas. 
They paid attention. 

1281
01:09:37,359 --> 01:09:40,359
They're not buying that coat. 
Why the fuck do you buy her that

1282
01:09:40,359 --> 01:09:42,000
fur coat? 
We're supposed to keep a low 

1283
01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:43,560
profile. 
Like that's what they're doing 

1284
01:09:43,560 --> 01:09:45,640
right now. 
They're, you know, one day out, 

1285
01:09:47,240 --> 01:09:52,160
one day I'll walk up to, you 
know, everybody that's white in 

1286
01:09:52,160 --> 01:09:55,760
America and say I'm the captain 
now because I've got $8 billion 

1287
01:09:55,760 --> 01:09:58,200
and all I do is pirate, 
according to Donald. 

1288
01:09:58,200 --> 01:10:01,080
Trump got to get that booty. 
Dude that's crazy what you're 

1289
01:10:01,080 --> 01:10:02,880
saying. 
Everybody from an area is a 

1290
01:10:02,880 --> 01:10:05,520
pirate. 
Everybody from over there is a 

1291
01:10:05,520 --> 01:10:07,880
pirate. 
Like those are such like, crazy 

1292
01:10:08,200 --> 01:10:11,680
child statements. 
I'm like, I'm a real life 

1293
01:10:11,680 --> 01:10:14,280
firefighter, man. 
You'd be like, yeah, fuck yeah, 

1294
01:10:14,280 --> 01:10:16,880
you are, son. 
Like everybody over there is a 

1295
01:10:16,880 --> 01:10:19,520
pirate. 
Like, Yep, that's the neighbors.

1296
01:10:19,520 --> 01:10:21,400
The neighbor has an eye patch. 
He had an accident. 

1297
01:10:21,400 --> 01:10:22,960
Don't tease him, son. 
Like that. 

1298
01:10:23,680 --> 01:10:25,960
You can't. 
But to just be like everybody 

1299
01:10:25,960 --> 01:10:27,440
from that country is a pirate 
trying to. 

1300
01:10:29,240 --> 01:10:30,480
Think of where I'm trying to 
think of. 

1301
01:10:30,480 --> 01:10:32,800
I'm trying to think of where 
that statement would be true. 

1302
01:10:33,120 --> 01:10:36,880
I know, but like, if you were. 
But what's what's crazy though, 

1303
01:10:36,880 --> 01:10:41,440
is the way our media works and 
the way that we even at our age,

1304
01:10:41,440 --> 01:10:42,800
have been taught to think about 
it. 

1305
01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:46,160
If you said to somebody on the 
street, what country is 

1306
01:10:46,160 --> 01:10:50,080
everybody a pirate? 
I bet you on the survey says, 

1307
01:10:50,600 --> 01:10:52,600
you know, fucking Louie 
Anderson. 

1308
01:10:52,600 --> 01:10:55,480
I love when Louie Anderson did 
Family Feud Feud because it was 

1309
01:10:55,480 --> 01:11:01,120
just a fat coked up shit show. 
Somalia would be like pretty 

1310
01:11:01,120 --> 01:11:03,880
close to the top. 
It'd be pretty close cause of 

1311
01:11:03,880 --> 01:11:06,280
the way that that culture. 
Is it's so weird. 

1312
01:11:06,280 --> 01:11:10,880
I was just right before we 
started recording, watching Bad 

1313
01:11:10,880 --> 01:11:14,360
Friends, the podcast with Bobby 
Lee and Andrew Santino. 

1314
01:11:14,360 --> 01:11:18,720
And then they had Louis CK on 
and he was just talking about, 

1315
01:11:19,240 --> 01:11:24,320
'cause he produced Baskets with 
Zach Alfonaskis and Louie 

1316
01:11:24,320 --> 01:11:26,880
Anderson. 
And he was talking about how 

1317
01:11:26,880 --> 01:11:29,440
they, he was asking Zach like 
they didn't know what the show 

1318
01:11:29,440 --> 01:11:30,400
was. 
He's like, well, he's like, 

1319
01:11:30,400 --> 01:11:35,360
what's your mom like? 
And Zach's like, she's like, and

1320
01:11:35,360 --> 01:11:38,200
then Louise, he gets like, oh, 
so your mom's Louie Anderson. 

1321
01:11:38,680 --> 01:11:41,640
And then like he like left and 
he just like, let them make the 

1322
01:11:41,640 --> 01:11:43,800
show. 
And he came back like the first 

1323
01:11:43,800 --> 01:11:46,760
day of shooting, and Louie 
Anderson was dressed as his mom.

1324
01:11:46,760 --> 01:11:48,920
And he's like, oh, fuck, I guess
we're really doing this. 

1325
01:11:52,040 --> 01:11:55,280
Louie Anderson's crazy, but he 
did a family feud. 

1326
01:11:55,280 --> 01:11:58,400
He was just a mess. 
It's like out of it. 

1327
01:11:58,400 --> 01:12:03,720
But yeah, I mean, to say that if
you were to poll on that, a lot 

1328
01:12:03,720 --> 01:12:05,320
of people would say that 
country. 

1329
01:12:05,320 --> 01:12:08,880
And that's a sad thing. 
And that's a realization we all 

1330
01:12:08,880 --> 01:12:10,320
as is. 
That Tom Hanks's vault. 

1331
01:12:11,320 --> 01:12:14,200
No, it's a lot of things fault, 
but I mean at the end of the day

1332
01:12:14,200 --> 01:12:16,040
like it's an. 
Impala dresser growing up. 

1333
01:12:16,080 --> 01:12:17,920
Her name is Sunny. 
She's from Somalia. 

1334
01:12:20,280 --> 01:12:22,280
Yeah. 
It's like, you know, the we 

1335
01:12:23,960 --> 01:12:25,640
can't. 
It's it's frustrating. 

1336
01:12:25,920 --> 01:12:30,240
You can't help where you're born
or where you come from, but if 

1337
01:12:30,240 --> 01:12:33,080
there are issues or you want to 
become a better version of 

1338
01:12:33,080 --> 01:12:36,200
something or escape from 
something, you have the ability 

1339
01:12:36,200 --> 01:12:38,000
to. 
And we used to be one of those 

1340
01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:41,240
places where you could do that. 
We used to be the place, the 

1341
01:12:41,360 --> 01:12:43,640
place where you were supposed to
do that. 

1342
01:12:43,640 --> 01:12:46,360
That's where you do go. 
That's where you go to do it. 

1343
01:12:46,760 --> 01:12:49,960
And so to see it, you know, 
Angie Laboux taught me that. 

1344
01:12:49,960 --> 01:12:53,120
Shout out, Miss Laboux. 
Great American melting pot. 

1345
01:12:54,080 --> 01:13:00,440
Go back to France, Laboux. 
But it, you know, it's to see it

1346
01:13:00,440 --> 01:13:03,760
be like now everybody, our 
president saying everybody from 

1347
01:13:03,760 --> 01:13:05,880
there is a pirate. 
That's some shit that you would 

1348
01:13:05,880 --> 01:13:09,640
say in like 6th grade geography 
class and get in trouble for 

1349
01:13:09,640 --> 01:13:11,280
say, 'cause it'd be a racist 
statement. 

1350
01:13:11,280 --> 01:13:14,680
You get written the fuck up and 
you'd be like, well, you know, 

1351
01:13:14,680 --> 01:13:17,560
why did he get written up 'cause
he said everybody from Somalia 

1352
01:13:17,560 --> 01:13:20,640
is a pirate like and meant like 
that's a word. 

1353
01:13:23,200 --> 01:13:28,000
That's such a wild it's. 
Is that the title? 

1354
01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:30,680
Is that the title of the audio? 
Everybody from Somalia. 

1355
01:13:30,960 --> 01:13:36,960
No, don't, no, but I mean I'm 
just, I take things so literal. 

1356
01:13:37,200 --> 01:13:41,040
I always have like when I was a 
kid I I didn't eat sour cream, 

1357
01:13:41,040 --> 01:13:45,040
literally didn't eat sour cream 
till I was like maybe 15 or 16 

1358
01:13:45,320 --> 01:13:49,440
'cause I was like why would I 
eat cream that's fucking sour. 

1359
01:13:49,440 --> 01:13:52,160
That sounds disgusting. 
Like y'all are weird. 

1360
01:13:52,360 --> 01:13:54,320
And then I had it. 
I was, you know, a little stoned

1361
01:13:54,760 --> 01:13:57,160
Crunchwrap Supreme. 
I was like, this shit's pretty 

1362
01:13:57,160 --> 01:14:00,800
good. 
But at the end of the day, I'm 

1363
01:14:00,800 --> 01:14:03,760
going to take things kind of at 
face value when it comes to 

1364
01:14:03,760 --> 01:14:06,800
things that people are saying. 
And we're he's so far off the 

1365
01:14:06,800 --> 01:14:09,080
rails at this point, he's so 
excuse. 

1366
01:14:09,080 --> 01:14:10,480
Me. 
Excuse me, back the fuck up. 

1367
01:14:11,160 --> 01:14:14,480
First time you got sour cream 
was like crunchwrap supreme. 

1368
01:14:14,640 --> 01:14:19,840
Oh God, so I forgot to say no. 
Sorry, I was like eating baked 

1369
01:14:19,840 --> 01:14:21,960
potatoes with sour cream like in
the womb. 

1370
01:14:22,360 --> 01:14:24,960
Cheese, bacon, cheese, bacon, 
chives, baby. 

1371
01:14:25,040 --> 01:14:26,480
Some butter. 
Nope. 

1372
01:14:26,840 --> 01:14:29,400
Maybe a little hot sauce. 
No sour cream, but now it fucks 

1373
01:14:29,400 --> 01:14:30,960
with it. 
It's still not my favorite, but 

1374
01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:32,760
I like it on certain things. 
Yeah. 

1375
01:14:33,320 --> 01:14:36,560
So shout out Crunchwrap Supreme 
holding it down. 

1376
01:14:36,560 --> 01:14:40,520
Expose me to a new food. 
Appreciate. 

1377
01:14:40,520 --> 01:14:42,600
You shout out young brands, 
start paying your boys. 

1378
01:14:42,960 --> 01:14:44,920
Yeah, probably. 
Our Pepsi over Coke. 

1379
01:14:46,200 --> 01:14:54,280
There you go, Generation Next's 
article #3 oysters, crab, and 

1380
01:14:54,280 --> 01:14:58,640
$400,000 worth of lobster meat 
stolen in New England. 

1381
01:14:58,640 --> 01:15:01,200
Dude, people are stealing shit 
everywhere. 

1382
01:15:01,200 --> 01:15:07,640
Concord, NH 40,000 Oysters, 
lobster worth almost half a mil 

1383
01:15:07,840 --> 01:15:11,080
and a cachet of crab meat were 
all stolen in separate in 

1384
01:15:11,600 --> 01:15:14,440
separate incidents within weeks 
of each other in New England. 

1385
01:15:14,720 --> 01:15:18,680
The first seafood vanished on 
November 22nd in Foul Mouth, 

1386
01:15:18,680 --> 01:15:23,160
Maine, where authorities suspect
someone stole 14 cages full of 

1387
01:15:23,160 --> 01:15:28,120
oysters from the aquaculture 
site in Casco Bay. 

1388
01:15:28,120 --> 01:15:30,720
Many of the oysters were full 
grown and ready for sale. 

1389
01:15:30,720 --> 01:15:33,240
All together the cages were 
worth about 20 grand. 

1390
01:15:33,480 --> 01:15:36,640
This is a devastating situation 
for a small businessman. 

1391
01:15:37,440 --> 01:15:42,200
The other two thefts happened in
Taunton, MA. 

1392
01:15:43,560 --> 01:15:46,120
Yeah, well, they both happened 
in Taunton, Taunton, Taunton, 

1393
01:15:46,120 --> 01:15:50,000
MA, 160 miles away. 
The first was like a load of 

1394
01:15:50,000 --> 01:15:53,440
crab disappeared after leaving 
the Lineage Logistics warehouse 

1395
01:15:53,440 --> 01:15:56,600
on December 2nd. 
Then on the 12th, lobster meat 

1396
01:15:56,600 --> 01:16:00,200
destined for the Costco stores 
in Illinois and Minnesota was 

1397
01:16:00,200 --> 01:16:03,400
stolen by a fraudulent trucking 
company, according to the the 

1398
01:16:03,400 --> 01:16:06,360
broker who arranged it. 
The carrier we hired 

1399
01:16:06,360 --> 01:16:10,440
impersonated a real carrier. 
They had spoofed the e-mail 

1400
01:16:10,440 --> 01:16:11,920
address. 
They changed the name on the 

1401
01:16:11,920 --> 01:16:14,240
side of the truck. 
They made fake certificate 

1402
01:16:14,800 --> 01:16:16,840
fakes. 
They made a fake certified 

1403
01:16:16,840 --> 01:16:19,720
driver's license. 
It was very sophisticated crime,

1404
01:16:21,040 --> 01:16:24,800
which is fucking awesome. 
That kind of cargo theft has 

1405
01:16:24,800 --> 01:16:26,800
been a problem for over a 
decade, he said. 

1406
01:16:26,800 --> 01:16:28,800
It's gotten worse in recent 
years. 

1407
01:16:28,800 --> 01:16:33,920
It happens every day, multiple 
times a day, every day. 

1408
01:16:34,400 --> 01:16:35,680
I'm going to finish reading this
real quick. 

1409
01:16:35,680 --> 01:16:38,000
And then I I did a little bit 
more research on this. 

1410
01:16:38,320 --> 01:16:41,400
Freight theft generally falls 
into two categories, he said. 

1411
01:16:41,720 --> 01:16:44,520
A transportation for the freight
brokerage industry. 

1412
01:16:45,560 --> 01:16:48,840
So that's who was talking Chris 
Burrows, CEO of a Trade 

1413
01:16:48,840 --> 01:16:50,720
Organization. 
The lobster highest if it's the 

1414
01:16:50,720 --> 01:16:53,200
first type, which involves 
someone impersonating A 

1415
01:16:53,200 --> 01:16:56,160
legitimate trucking company. 
The second type, known as a 

1416
01:16:56,160 --> 01:16:59,640
strategic theft, often involves 
using phishing emails to gain 

1417
01:16:59,640 --> 01:17:03,000
access to computer systems and 
get paid without actually 

1418
01:17:03,000 --> 01:17:05,640
stealing the product. 
This is the massive growing 

1419
01:17:05,640 --> 01:17:07,360
problem that needs to be 
addressed. 

1420
01:17:07,680 --> 01:17:10,600
Given a short shelf life, the 
stolen lobster will likely end 

1421
01:17:10,600 --> 01:17:14,200
up in restaurant, both said. 
And while seeing plenty of quips

1422
01:17:14,200 --> 01:17:18,160
about stealing butter to go on 
lobsters, Rexing said such 

1423
01:17:18,160 --> 01:17:20,080
thefts ultimately harm 
customers. 

1424
01:17:20,480 --> 01:17:23,000
Whenever you eat food, whether 
you eat food or not, they're 

1425
01:17:23,000 --> 01:17:25,520
stealing other items. 
They're stealing items to build 

1426
01:17:25,520 --> 01:17:27,280
your cars. 
They're stealing items to go 

1427
01:17:27,280 --> 01:17:29,440
into computers. 
Ultimately, the cost gets thrown

1428
01:17:29,440 --> 01:17:32,800
on the consumers. 
So this is a fucking the issue 

1429
01:17:32,800 --> 01:17:36,280
with a lot of these companies 
and the reason why they're able 

1430
01:17:36,280 --> 01:17:38,600
to the phishing emails. 
One thing. 

1431
01:17:38,600 --> 01:17:40,160
So obviously that's like 
spoofing. 

1432
01:17:40,160 --> 01:17:44,960
In fishing, no pun intended, 
even though these are 

1433
01:17:44,960 --> 01:17:47,240
crustaceans. 
True, true. 

1434
01:17:47,240 --> 01:17:50,920
You know, you what is it? 
You just trap, you're trapping 

1435
01:17:50,920 --> 01:17:54,960
them. 
But this is one of the issues. 

1436
01:17:54,960 --> 01:17:58,360
So what the the phishing emails 
is one thing because they'll get

1437
01:17:58,360 --> 01:18:00,640
the information, they'll fake 
the emails, they'll take the 

1438
01:18:00,640 --> 01:18:03,200
payment, they won't take, you 
know, like they'll do whatever. 

1439
01:18:03,520 --> 01:18:08,720
But what's really crazy is these
people pretending to be shipping

1440
01:18:08,720 --> 01:18:11,080
companies. 
So there's people basically 

1441
01:18:11,080 --> 01:18:16,680
these large companies like 
Costco will hire a third party 

1442
01:18:16,680 --> 01:18:19,400
to drive their shit. 
So rather than having their own 

1443
01:18:19,400 --> 01:18:22,000
dudes drive their shit, they, 
they, they'll, they'll contract 

1444
01:18:22,000 --> 01:18:25,080
somebody in that contractor, 
contract somebody else to do it.

1445
01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:30,320
And then that, that person that 
they contract isn't even real. 

1446
01:18:30,600 --> 01:18:32,840
And then they just drive off 
with your shit. 

1447
01:18:33,400 --> 01:18:35,600
That's crazy. 
This that's a good amount of 

1448
01:18:35,600 --> 01:18:37,400
money. 
It's over half $1,000,000 worth 

1449
01:18:37,400 --> 01:18:39,480
of seafood. 
And that you know, people are 

1450
01:18:39,480 --> 01:18:41,360
going to buy it. 
They're going to, you're not 

1451
01:18:41,360 --> 01:18:43,040
going to get street value for 
it. 

1452
01:18:43,040 --> 01:18:45,920
You're going to be hucking 
lobsters or you already had a 

1453
01:18:45,920 --> 01:18:49,400
place to take it, you know, but 
that's kind of badass. 

1454
01:18:49,960 --> 01:18:53,840
And like, this is like a, a, an 
epidemic you don't really hear 

1455
01:18:53,840 --> 01:18:56,680
about and that people are 
pretending to be trucking 

1456
01:18:56,680 --> 01:19:01,040
companies and just jacking 
people shit like freights of 

1457
01:19:02,040 --> 01:19:06,560
lobsters. 
That's badass. 

1458
01:19:06,560 --> 01:19:09,720
I had lobster for Christmas. 
That's badass though. 

1459
01:19:09,720 --> 01:19:12,240
That's tight as fuck. 
See, this is the I get I'm 

1460
01:19:12,240 --> 01:19:14,640
behind this type of theft. 
I'm totally behind it. 

1461
01:19:14,920 --> 01:19:17,760
RIP off Costco, that's totally 
fine. 

1462
01:19:19,040 --> 01:19:21,760
That's crazy though. 
I'm like, where do you go with 

1463
01:19:21,760 --> 01:19:23,760
that? 
What do you do with it once you 

1464
01:19:23,760 --> 01:19:26,640
have half $1,000,000 worth of 
lobster? 

1465
01:19:26,680 --> 01:19:29,040
Bro, you know you, you're the 
restaurant industry. 

1466
01:19:29,040 --> 01:19:33,240
You can dump it. 
Dude, that's a lot of lobster. 

1467
01:19:33,240 --> 01:19:34,920
Dude, they're in new. 
England, bro. 

1468
01:19:36,080 --> 01:19:37,800
No, but they're taking it to 
Illinois. 

1469
01:19:39,840 --> 01:19:42,320
In Minnesota, they just 
vanished. 

1470
01:19:42,320 --> 01:19:45,040
So you're driving from your 
drive, you got like a 15 hour 

1471
01:19:45,040 --> 01:19:48,440
drive and you disappear with 
freights full of lobster. 

1472
01:19:48,640 --> 01:19:51,560
You have to have a destination 
or you go over to Canada. 

1473
01:19:51,880 --> 01:19:53,600
You went over to Canada and sold
it. 

1474
01:19:54,040 --> 01:19:56,480
That would make sense that. 
'D be hard though to get over 

1475
01:19:56,480 --> 01:19:57,680
the border. 
Yeah, I guess they would have to

1476
01:19:57,680 --> 01:20:02,080
feel they'd have to. 
That would be difficult not even

1477
01:20:02,120 --> 01:20:04,560
think about it because it is 
like seafood customs. 

1478
01:20:04,560 --> 01:20:06,600
You're in a big freight truck, 
so you probably couldn't. 

1479
01:20:06,880 --> 01:20:13,640
Yeah, did. 
If you want, give me $400,000 

1480
01:20:13,640 --> 01:20:15,720
worth of seafood. 
I'll get rid of it. 

1481
01:20:16,240 --> 01:20:19,640
I know a guy. 
I'll go talk to Nobu. 

1482
01:20:19,640 --> 01:20:22,480
But yeah, I got these lobsters, 
man. 

1483
01:20:22,840 --> 01:20:26,360
I got these lobsters, man. 
Got these crusty stuff? 

1484
01:20:26,360 --> 01:20:30,680
Dick man. 
Suck your Dick. 

1485
01:20:30,680 --> 01:20:34,880
Take these oysters. 
He's like you got yourself a 

1486
01:20:34,920 --> 01:20:37,560
deal. 
Loving you. 

1487
01:20:37,560 --> 01:20:41,120
Come in town. 
No pun intended, Yeah. 

1488
01:20:41,240 --> 01:20:44,640
Oysters are an aphrodisiac. 
So what would you rather do? 

1489
01:20:45,200 --> 01:20:48,120
Drill a hole in the side of a 
bank and steal a bunch of safety

1490
01:20:48,120 --> 01:20:54,520
deposit boxes and get anywhere 
from 10 million to $109 million 

1491
01:20:54,520 --> 01:20:58,160
or such a wild range. 
It's like the cable company. 

1492
01:20:58,160 --> 01:21:01,480
We'll be there between 8:00 and 
seven, 8:00 AM and 7:00 PM. 

1493
01:21:01,560 --> 01:21:04,760
So we'll call you 20 minutes 
before we get there. 

1494
01:21:04,760 --> 01:21:06,080
You're like, oh, great, that's 
awesome. 

1495
01:21:06,080 --> 01:21:08,680
And then they'll be like, oh, we
called, we you didn't answer. 

1496
01:21:08,680 --> 01:21:10,480
So we went. 
We're on to the next job. 

1497
01:21:10,480 --> 01:21:12,440
And that's why monopolies don't 
work. 

1498
01:21:14,240 --> 01:21:17,440
It's because cable companies. 
And who else can do that to you?

1499
01:21:17,520 --> 01:21:20,480
Doctors. 
Yeah, that is true. 

1500
01:21:20,520 --> 01:21:22,880
That is true. 
Told me they told me to show up 

1501
01:21:22,880 --> 01:21:25,600
an hour before my appointment. 
Get the fuck out of my face. 

1502
01:21:25,920 --> 01:21:27,600
Well, what would you do? 
What would you choose? 

1503
01:21:28,440 --> 01:21:31,600
The money. 
So you would rob, You would 

1504
01:21:31,600 --> 01:21:34,560
steal from safety deposit? 
Boxes over. 

1505
01:21:34,760 --> 01:21:37,960
Yeah, you're still in the 
lobsters from a, From a, from a 

1506
01:21:37,960 --> 01:21:45,800
longshoreman. 
From the cast of Deadliest 

1507
01:21:45,800 --> 01:21:48,000
Catch. 
Really like I'm stealing from 

1508
01:21:48,000 --> 01:21:53,480
Germans, you know, or. 
Yeah, steal from a German shadow

1509
01:21:53,720 --> 01:21:56,840
Germany. 
Yeah, we love Germany. 2% of 

1510
01:21:56,840 --> 01:22:00,040
audience. 
I might I might steal from a 

1511
01:22:00,040 --> 01:22:03,000
German. 
No, dude. 

1512
01:22:03,280 --> 01:22:04,240
They're not going to. 
I'm not going to. 

1513
01:22:04,240 --> 01:22:06,320
Let us Erica when we go on our 
tour about. 

1514
01:22:06,320 --> 01:22:08,760
Longshoremen. 
Longshoremen. 

1515
01:22:08,760 --> 01:22:14,040
That's right. 
I'd rather steal from German 

1516
01:22:14,040 --> 01:22:22,440
then then AUS Born and bred 
ain't doing it. 

1517
01:22:22,680 --> 01:22:24,560
Can't do it. 
Can't do it, won't do it. 

1518
01:22:25,360 --> 01:22:27,800
Wouldn't be prudent. 
Does he smoke Winston's? 

1519
01:22:27,800 --> 01:22:29,920
I can't do that, man. 
Come on, man. 

1520
01:22:29,920 --> 01:22:31,840
He smokes Winston just like me, 
man. 

1521
01:22:31,840 --> 01:22:35,040
He's a Richard Petty fan. 
That longshoreman. 

1522
01:22:35,760 --> 01:22:39,280
His family needs it. 
It's like a fucking Billy Joel 

1523
01:22:39,280 --> 01:22:42,080
song. 
The Lobster Man. 

1524
01:22:43,680 --> 01:22:49,320
Probably. 
We stole 400 grand from the 

1525
01:22:49,320 --> 01:22:52,960
lobster man. 
They'll make me get them. 

1526
01:22:52,960 --> 01:22:54,480
I had a good one last. 
Time. 

1527
01:22:55,880 --> 01:22:57,960
Final. 
Article. 

1528
01:23:01,280 --> 01:23:03,800
This is like just a hot topic in
the media. 

1529
01:23:04,040 --> 01:23:06,960
I found it very interesting. 
I've argued with people that 

1530
01:23:06,960 --> 01:23:09,440
Stefan Diggs is just kind of a 
garbage person. 

1531
01:23:10,560 --> 01:23:12,280
His brother got cut by the 
Cowboys today. 

1532
01:23:12,400 --> 01:23:14,560
Stephon Diggs plays professional
football. 

1533
01:23:14,720 --> 01:23:18,920
He is engaged to Cardi B, the 
rapper. 

1534
01:23:18,920 --> 01:23:21,040
I know that she just had his 
kid. 

1535
01:23:21,320 --> 01:23:25,960
I heard them call him Mr. Cardi 
B on the broadcast. 

1536
01:23:26,440 --> 01:23:28,160
That's how I found out. 
I didn't know that. 

1537
01:23:28,600 --> 01:23:34,560
Yeah, well, so Cardi B was 
cheating on her husband and 

1538
01:23:34,560 --> 01:23:38,800
father of her most recent child.
That's not Stephon Diggs's 

1539
01:23:38,800 --> 01:23:43,200
child. 
That is definitely offsets kid 

1540
01:23:43,200 --> 01:23:46,920
or allegedly was offsets kid. 
So now he. 

1541
01:23:47,760 --> 01:23:50,320
Is. 
He's being accused of assault 

1542
01:23:50,320 --> 01:23:52,640
and strangulation. 
I bring this up. 

1543
01:23:53,040 --> 01:23:55,880
Cardi B. 
No, no, of all we'll get into of

1544
01:23:55,880 --> 01:23:59,560
a private chef, but he's a he's 
a fucking idiot. 

1545
01:23:59,840 --> 01:24:04,960
So Stephon Diggs represents to 
me a problem that exists within 

1546
01:24:04,960 --> 01:24:10,440
most professional sports, but he
is hyper volatile. 

1547
01:24:10,720 --> 01:24:13,240
There's a video of him when he 
was on the Vikings and they were

1548
01:24:13,240 --> 01:24:16,200
like, who's one person on the 
team you wouldn't want your 

1549
01:24:16,200 --> 01:24:19,120
sister to date? 
Everybody said Stephon Diggs 

1550
01:24:20,600 --> 01:24:24,440
from, you know, alleged assaults
alleged. 

1551
01:24:24,440 --> 01:24:25,920
Assaults. 
What a shady ass question too, 

1552
01:24:25,920 --> 01:24:29,480
by the way. 
His I think his one of his 

1553
01:24:29,640 --> 01:24:33,040
friends and some of his 
entourage beat up a a gay 

1554
01:24:33,040 --> 01:24:37,600
influencer who accused him of 
trying to hook up with him but 

1555
01:24:37,600 --> 01:24:41,320
he was cheating while Cardi B is
pregnant and married. 

1556
01:24:41,320 --> 01:24:45,480
He was sleeping with Cardi B 
which is always so weird to me. 

1557
01:24:45,480 --> 01:24:49,120
That's some weird fetish stuff. 
Those guys are doing that but 

1558
01:24:49,120 --> 01:24:50,440
was like sleeping. 
With the woman. 

1559
01:24:51,520 --> 01:24:53,920
Then they're like someone else's
kid. 

1560
01:24:53,920 --> 01:24:56,320
That's weird. 
That's weird. 

1561
01:24:57,720 --> 01:25:01,320
That happened to me once, but I 
didn't know it ahead of time. 

1562
01:25:03,120 --> 01:25:05,600
Well, whenever they were doing, 
it was obvious. 

1563
01:25:05,800 --> 01:25:07,400
So maybe it became obvious to 
me. 

1564
01:25:10,040 --> 01:25:12,040
Interesting. 
Yeah, it was crazy. 

1565
01:25:12,040 --> 01:25:13,840
It was a weird night. 
It's a long time ago. 

1566
01:25:14,480 --> 01:25:15,920
How does that? 
How do you handle it? 

1567
01:25:15,920 --> 01:25:18,840
How do you move forward? 
After when I walked into the 

1568
01:25:18,840 --> 01:25:25,400
house hoarding of newspapers. 
No, did you slept with a 

1569
01:25:25,400 --> 01:25:30,320
pregnant hoarder? 
That's crazy bro. 

1570
01:25:30,480 --> 01:25:32,760
Left my car at the bar. 
That's the title. 

1571
01:25:33,320 --> 01:25:36,560
That's the title of the audio is
I Slept with a Pregnant Hoarder.

1572
01:25:37,320 --> 01:25:39,200
That sounds like a Quan Mills 
book. 

1573
01:25:39,960 --> 01:25:43,720
My Baby Daddy's a Bed Bug coming
out next summer. 

1574
01:25:45,600 --> 01:25:48,320
I slept with a hoarder up with a
pregnant hoarder. 

1575
01:25:48,320 --> 01:25:49,720
I like forgot about that. 
So you. 

1576
01:25:49,760 --> 01:25:52,760
Just it would be but but to make
it Quan Mills would be. 

1577
01:25:52,760 --> 01:25:55,120
I slept with a pregnant hoarder 
on Mother's Day. 

1578
01:25:55,200 --> 01:25:58,040
That's that's the kicker. 
That would be the kicker. 

1579
01:25:58,080 --> 01:26:00,760
You made her day better. 
That's fucked. 

1580
01:26:01,800 --> 01:26:03,920
You keep telling me that story 
off air. 

1581
01:26:03,920 --> 01:26:07,600
That's the story, that's it. 
Like when you say hoarding 

1582
01:26:07,600 --> 01:26:10,520
newspapers like how many 
newspapers like a lot like. 

1583
01:26:10,520 --> 01:26:14,760
Stacked up stack, stack stack. 
There's this dude who lives on 

1584
01:26:14,760 --> 01:26:19,640
my street and I feel bad but I 
don't sometimes. 

1585
01:26:19,640 --> 01:26:22,120
He's this older gentleman, like 
pretty old. 

1586
01:26:22,120 --> 01:26:27,680
He's obviously a hoarder. 
When I tell you this fucking 

1587
01:26:27,680 --> 01:26:33,400
dude's car drives a Honda CRV. 
It's a pretty big crossover, is 

1588
01:26:33,400 --> 01:26:40,200
so full of trash that you can't 
see him through any window but 

1589
01:26:40,200 --> 01:26:44,440
the driver side window on his 
side of his car. 

1590
01:26:44,560 --> 01:26:52,040
He has trucker side mirrors that
extend out off of his regular 

1591
01:26:52,040 --> 01:26:57,040
side view mirrors so he can see 
out see farther behind him 

1592
01:26:57,160 --> 01:26:59,520
because he can't see out his 
back window because of the 

1593
01:26:59,520 --> 01:27:00,880
trash. 
Dead ass. 

1594
01:27:01,280 --> 01:27:03,280
I was on my way to work one 
morning. 

1595
01:27:03,280 --> 01:27:06,520
They were working on his roof. 
This dude was sitting in his 

1596
01:27:06,520 --> 01:27:09,600
hoarder car and I'm telling you,
do them with bits. 

1597
01:27:10,720 --> 01:27:15,200
Fucking upside down, upside down
aerosol can just sitting there 

1598
01:27:16,160 --> 01:27:18,720
like when I was driving by at 
like 6:00 in the morning on my 

1599
01:27:18,720 --> 01:27:20,320
way to work and he was just, I 
mean that. 

1600
01:27:20,320 --> 01:27:23,040
Makes me feel better, like at 
least he's like spun out on 

1601
01:27:23,040 --> 01:27:25,400
lipids. 
Like he's not just not normally 

1602
01:27:25,400 --> 01:27:31,000
hoarding. 
No, but I mean, so it's to the 

1603
01:27:31,000 --> 01:27:33,760
top of the window. 
Like if you look in the 

1604
01:27:33,760 --> 01:27:37,520
passenger window, you can't see 
anything at all. 

1605
01:27:38,000 --> 01:27:42,040
It's blocked out like and I've 
been leaving the neighborhood 

1606
01:27:42,040 --> 01:27:44,960
and like been stuck behind him. 
I was like, oh, he doesn't 

1607
01:27:44,960 --> 01:27:46,320
leave. 
This motherfucker is like 

1608
01:27:46,320 --> 01:27:49,760
driving everywhere and swerving 
all over the place. 

1609
01:27:51,200 --> 01:27:54,360
It stresses me out, but I'm not 
going to fuck him. 

1610
01:27:54,840 --> 01:27:56,240
But you're. 
Not going to fuck him. 

1611
01:27:58,280 --> 01:28:01,960
But I can introduce you just 
newspapers was the horde. 

1612
01:28:01,960 --> 01:28:04,600
That was just it. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah, as far as I 

1613
01:28:04,600 --> 01:28:06,320
can tell. 
That's creepier because it's 

1614
01:28:06,320 --> 01:28:10,160
like very specific, like I, I 
only collect Southern living 

1615
01:28:10,160 --> 01:28:12,480
magazines and you're like, 
you've got a lot of those. 

1616
01:28:12,880 --> 01:28:16,040
You should throw them away. 
Like they don't make this stuff 

1617
01:28:16,040 --> 01:28:17,280
anymore. 
This is from. 

1618
01:28:17,360 --> 01:28:19,800
No, I really had blocked that 
out of my memory until like it 

1619
01:28:19,800 --> 01:28:24,240
just got triggered right here. 
I'm glad I could bring that all 

1620
01:28:24,240 --> 01:28:26,280
Russian bag to the front page 
for you. 

1621
01:28:26,520 --> 01:28:29,400
Damn. 
Stephon Diggs is facing charges 

1622
01:28:29,400 --> 01:28:33,120
for strangulation and assault, 
is denying the accusations 

1623
01:28:33,120 --> 01:28:36,800
against him, according to 
statements from his attorney and

1624
01:28:36,800 --> 01:28:40,760
from the NFL. 
Yeah, Citing documents, Diggs is

1625
01:28:40,760 --> 01:28:44,080
accused of felony strangulation 
or suffocation, A misdemeanor 

1626
01:28:44,080 --> 01:28:47,480
assault, battery, charges of an 
incident that happened December 

1627
01:28:47,480 --> 01:28:49,080
2nd. 
The New England Patriots are 

1628
01:28:49,080 --> 01:28:52,440
aware of the accusations and 
have been made regarding that, 

1629
01:28:52,440 --> 01:28:54,080
have been made regarding the 
Patriots. 

1630
01:28:54,080 --> 01:28:57,560
Spokesperson said he was 
informed by the organization 

1631
01:28:57,560 --> 01:29:00,640
that he was and he categorically
denies the allegations. 

1632
01:29:00,640 --> 01:29:02,480
We support Stefan, of course we 
do. 

1633
01:29:02,480 --> 01:29:05,120
They're the number one seed and 
they're about to go into the 

1634
01:29:05,120 --> 01:29:07,160
playoffs. 
Quarterback might be the MVP. 

1635
01:29:08,120 --> 01:29:10,040
With the easiest schedule in the
league. 

1636
01:29:10,040 --> 01:29:13,360
So I'll hold my breath on that. 
We will continue to gather 

1637
01:29:13,360 --> 01:29:14,680
information. 
He does look good though. 

1638
01:29:15,560 --> 01:29:17,840
We continue to gather 
information, will cooperate 

1639
01:29:17,840 --> 01:29:21,000
fully with the appropriate 
authorities, and the NFL is 

1640
01:29:21,000 --> 01:29:22,840
necessary. 
Out of respect for all parties 

1641
01:29:22,840 --> 01:29:26,480
involved and given that this is 
an ongoing legal matter, we will

1642
01:29:26,480 --> 01:29:28,240
have no further comment at this 
time. 

1643
01:29:28,440 --> 01:29:30,240
It's probably going to get 
suspended. 

1644
01:29:32,120 --> 01:29:34,840
Citing charging documents 
reports of the accuser, a 

1645
01:29:34,840 --> 01:29:39,080
private set chef had a paycheck 
dispute with Diggs, which she 

1646
01:29:39,080 --> 01:29:42,520
says led to an alleged assault. 
The woman, according to those in

1647
01:29:42,520 --> 01:29:45,320
the court documents, quit her 
position after the alleged 

1648
01:29:45,320 --> 01:29:49,480
assault. 
Let me pull this. 

1649
01:29:49,760 --> 01:29:52,760
Female chef that he strangled. 
Yeah, I got a, there's a, 

1650
01:29:52,880 --> 01:29:55,520
there's AI got a hold on. 
I got to find more info on this 

1651
01:29:55,520 --> 01:29:58,960
cause the stuff that I've found 
was I thought there was going to

1652
01:29:58,960 --> 01:30:08,400
be more in this. 
Because it's so apparently well,

1653
01:30:08,600 --> 01:30:11,800
found it. 
Shout out TMZ. 

1654
01:30:14,080 --> 01:30:16,840
So this is the chat between the 
two of them. 

1655
01:30:17,280 --> 01:30:22,440
So they had a there's a text 
message thread between the two 

1656
01:30:22,440 --> 01:30:23,920
of them. 
So basically what happened was 

1657
01:30:23,920 --> 01:30:25,840
that she was working as this 
private chef. 

1658
01:30:26,360 --> 01:30:29,280
Then we don't know exactly what 
happened leading up to her 

1659
01:30:29,280 --> 01:30:31,720
wanting to quit, but he hired a 
new chef. 

1660
01:30:32,040 --> 01:30:35,320
So she's like, hey, you've kind 
of wasted my fucking time. 

1661
01:30:35,320 --> 01:30:37,920
You're I want, you need to pay 
me for the football season like 

1662
01:30:37,920 --> 01:30:41,200
you said you would, basically 
calling him out on his bullshit.

1663
01:30:43,480 --> 01:30:50,960
That's how it started. 
Now in this text exchange you 

1664
01:30:50,960 --> 01:30:53,680
will pay me out for the rest of 
the season and the money you 

1665
01:30:53,680 --> 01:30:57,800
said you would give me for my 
business wasted my fucking time 

1666
01:30:57,800 --> 01:31:01,400
being here because you got a 
fucking circus going on. 

1667
01:31:01,600 --> 01:31:05,600
I'm out of your life. 
That's what she said to Stephane

1668
01:31:05,600 --> 01:31:08,840
Diggs and he said I won't be 
paying you shit. 

1669
01:31:09,840 --> 01:31:15,920
The fuck I look like paying you 
and paying another chef is you. 

1670
01:31:15,920 --> 01:31:18,400
Hi bitch. 
Who the fuck you got it? 

1671
01:31:18,800 --> 01:31:22,520
Who the fuck got it? 
Got to give you money for you 

1672
01:31:22,520 --> 01:31:25,920
business. 
I who the fuck got to give you 

1673
01:31:25,920 --> 01:31:31,480
money for you business? 
I'm I'm I don't got to do a 

1674
01:31:31,480 --> 01:31:34,680
motherfucking thing and you can 
get whoever you want. 

1675
01:31:34,680 --> 01:31:40,720
You got my address. 
Tell them to come anytime the 

1676
01:31:40,720 --> 01:31:46,360
fuck that and they'll come take 
this money then fuck, fuck you 

1677
01:31:46,360 --> 01:31:50,800
talk about show me I'm pussy. 
That's his response. 

1678
01:31:51,000 --> 01:31:58,920
Their grammar is absolutely 
atrocious, but allegedly so. 

1679
01:31:58,920 --> 01:32:02,520
They had this text message 
conversation, their differences 

1680
01:32:02,520 --> 01:32:04,240
of opinions and what they wanted
done. 

1681
01:32:04,240 --> 01:32:08,200
Whatever. 
She decides to quit and they 

1682
01:32:08,200 --> 01:32:11,560
have this text message exchange.
Then allegedly, he shows up 

1683
01:32:13,000 --> 01:32:15,880
about this text message 
exchange, slaps her around, 

1684
01:32:15,880 --> 01:32:17,880
chokes her, puts her in like a 
chokehold. 

1685
01:32:17,960 --> 01:32:21,160
This happened in December. 
Whatever evidence they have is 

1686
01:32:21,160 --> 01:32:23,280
enough to criminally charge him 
because that's what they're 

1687
01:32:23,280 --> 01:32:24,960
doing. 
They're criminally charging him.

1688
01:32:25,200 --> 01:32:27,880
But this is a representation of 
a bigger issue. 

1689
01:32:28,080 --> 01:32:30,440
And it's not just in America. 
It's not like just in our 

1690
01:32:30,440 --> 01:32:31,800
society. 
It's everywhere. 

1691
01:32:31,800 --> 01:32:36,200
And it does come with sports to 
a certain extent is Stephon 

1692
01:32:36,200 --> 01:32:38,880
Diggs has been pretty scummy for
a really long time. 

1693
01:32:39,120 --> 01:32:42,160
And what's crazy about this is 
this year I've watched football.

1694
01:32:42,160 --> 01:32:44,600
I watched the Patriots game and 
I was like, oh, Stephon Diggs is

1695
01:32:44,600 --> 01:32:47,800
like such a shitty dude. 
Like, and it's like known that 

1696
01:32:47,800 --> 01:32:51,160
he's a shitty dude. 
You have people like Tyreek 

1697
01:32:51,160 --> 01:32:55,800
Hill, who's what got kicked out 
of his school in college for 

1698
01:32:55,800 --> 01:32:59,840
choking his pregnant fiance and 
then got suspended in the NFL 

1699
01:33:00,440 --> 01:33:03,480
afterwards because he got 
accused of abusing his kid and 

1700
01:33:03,480 --> 01:33:06,120
her. 
It's there the the past that 

1701
01:33:06,120 --> 01:33:08,160
some of these guys. 
I mean, this is this is 

1702
01:33:08,160 --> 01:33:11,240
allegedly right now, but all of 
his actions and what's been 

1703
01:33:11,240 --> 01:33:14,560
publicly known about Stephon 
Diggs and his treatment of women

1704
01:33:14,560 --> 01:33:17,920
doesn't make me gives me more 
pause. 

1705
01:33:17,920 --> 01:33:20,440
If someone says like, I don't 
think he did it and that's not 

1706
01:33:20,680 --> 01:33:23,560
necessarily fair to him, but you
know, it's a culmination of all 

1707
01:33:23,560 --> 01:33:27,560
of your actions. 
So to see this come out as 

1708
01:33:27,560 --> 01:33:30,760
depressing and to see some of 
these guys that play in these 

1709
01:33:30,760 --> 01:33:35,000
professional sports knowing what
would they've publicly done is 

1710
01:33:35,000 --> 01:33:38,800
pretty fucking depressing. 
You know that this is like even 

1711
01:33:38,800 --> 01:33:43,160
being reported on that we have 
these people that, you know, 

1712
01:33:44,080 --> 01:33:46,920
kids go buy their jerseys and 
they're like choking women and 

1713
01:33:46,920 --> 01:33:51,560
beating the shit out of people. 
It's that's fucking mind blowing

1714
01:33:51,760 --> 01:33:55,000
and the responses that the 
support that they get from these

1715
01:33:55,000 --> 01:33:57,600
organizations who really just 
want him to play because they're

1716
01:33:57,600 --> 01:34:02,040
better if he's playing, it's so 
disingenuous, you know? 

1717
01:34:02,920 --> 01:34:06,240
Yeah, for sure. 
What are your thoughts? 

1718
01:34:07,760 --> 01:34:10,040
I agree. 
Just like, no, I mean, I just. 

1719
01:34:10,040 --> 01:34:18,280
It's when I, you know, and it's 
not necessarily like that. 

1720
01:34:18,280 --> 01:34:20,640
Did Tyreek Hill do that when he 
was in college? 

1721
01:34:20,640 --> 01:34:22,240
Yeah. 
But like when you beat up and 

1722
01:34:22,240 --> 01:34:25,360
choke your pregnant fiance, like
you don't get to like walk away 

1723
01:34:25,360 --> 01:34:28,120
from that later, you know? 
You do if you're Tyreek. 

1724
01:34:28,840 --> 01:34:31,160
But that's and. 
That's I didn't draft him as a 

1725
01:34:31,160 --> 01:34:34,120
rookie because of that shit. 
My cousin did and I've given him

1726
01:34:34,120 --> 01:34:37,120
shit ever since about it. 
And and then now it's just like 

1727
01:34:37,120 --> 01:34:38,680
that. 
That's like kind of worn off and

1728
01:34:38,680 --> 01:34:40,960
it's like he's Tyreek Hill. 
He's the cheetah. 

1729
01:34:41,120 --> 01:34:43,240
Yeah, yeah. 
He'll be really quick to show up

1730
01:34:43,240 --> 01:34:45,240
and beat the shit out of a woman
that's nearby. 

1731
01:34:45,240 --> 01:34:47,680
Like, what are we talking about?
Like, and then there's he's 

1732
01:34:47,680 --> 01:34:49,720
continued to do it. 
This dude's got like a mole. 

1733
01:34:49,720 --> 01:34:53,120
He's got like, what, 8 kids? 
He's married, having babies at a

1734
01:34:53,120 --> 01:34:55,960
wedlock with other women, like 
crazy stuff. 

1735
01:34:55,960 --> 01:34:58,800
Just like unbelievably unhinged,
toxic. 

1736
01:34:59,040 --> 01:35:02,200
And when you hear the NFL talk 
about they want their players to

1737
01:35:02,200 --> 01:35:05,360
act a certain way or be better. 
I mean, the Eagles, we have 

1738
01:35:05,360 --> 01:35:08,600
someone in Jaylen Carter and he 
did some stupid shit in College 

1739
01:35:08,600 --> 01:35:11,400
Street Racing. 
Where one of his teammates in 

1740
01:35:11,400 --> 01:35:15,120
one of the trainers died in a 
street race whenever he was 

1741
01:35:16,560 --> 01:35:18,800
driving and racing around. 
That's some stupid. 

1742
01:35:18,800 --> 01:35:19,960
Why? 
Why I got to bring the baby 

1743
01:35:19,960 --> 01:35:22,520
right now into this? 
Because it's just because he's 

1744
01:35:22,640 --> 01:35:24,800
he's another representation of 
the same thing. 

1745
01:35:25,000 --> 01:35:28,080
Now, he hasn't been doing the 
same stupid shit since he's been

1746
01:35:28,080 --> 01:35:30,720
in the NFL. 
But it's like, but if he did, if

1747
01:35:30,720 --> 01:35:32,560
he continued to, how many? 
Chances. 

1748
01:35:32,560 --> 01:35:35,480
I think it's totally different 
like him street racing versus 

1749
01:35:35,480 --> 01:35:40,360
like hitting women did. 
OK, whenever the Cowboys had a 

1750
01:35:40,360 --> 01:35:44,720
guy who was Brent defensive 
tackle who was drinking and 

1751
01:35:44,720 --> 01:35:49,880
driving and he killed a teammate
two days before and he suited 

1752
01:35:49,880 --> 01:35:53,520
and was on the sidelines in a 
uniform at the Cowboys game. 

1753
01:35:53,760 --> 01:35:57,120
The Cowboys dressed that dude 
the same fucking week his 

1754
01:35:57,120 --> 01:35:59,920
teammate died while they were 
fucking wasted driving around 

1755
01:35:59,920 --> 01:36:02,240
Dallas. 
Like that's crazy. 

1756
01:36:02,520 --> 01:36:04,680
The fact that they would even 
think about putting that dude 

1757
01:36:04,680 --> 01:36:08,280
out there is mind blowing. 
I don't know. 

1758
01:36:08,320 --> 01:36:11,600
I I put it in there just because
A, I've been talking shit about 

1759
01:36:11,600 --> 01:36:15,920
this dude for a long time, but 
B, it's like, like, what are we 

1760
01:36:15,920 --> 01:36:18,360
doing? 
But This is why there's people 

1761
01:36:18,360 --> 01:36:21,280
that are don't advocate for the 
release of like the Epstein 

1762
01:36:21,280 --> 01:36:23,920
files. 
Same shit. 

1763
01:36:24,640 --> 01:36:26,960
Like guarantee you if you're 
down with, if you don't give a 

1764
01:36:26,960 --> 01:36:29,920
shit if somebody's beating up 
women, how much do I really 

1765
01:36:29,920 --> 01:36:32,080
think you care if someone's out 
there assaulting them? 

1766
01:36:32,960 --> 01:36:38,520
You know, like that that problem
is pervasive in other parts of 

1767
01:36:38,520 --> 01:36:41,720
our culture, not just in like, 
and there's a hyper on this 

1768
01:36:41,760 --> 01:36:45,200
Epstein stuff, but that's, you 
know, like a sliver of the 

1769
01:36:45,200 --> 01:36:48,320
bullshit that kind of goes on. 
It's just fucked that that's 

1770
01:36:48,320 --> 01:36:50,680
just really fucked up. 
That's like the far, far 

1771
01:36:50,680 --> 01:36:54,160
extreme, but there's so much 
stuff before you get to that 

1772
01:36:54,160 --> 01:36:57,440
level that's just so abhorrent 
and disgusting that exists at 

1773
01:36:57,440 --> 01:37:00,560
this point that it's depressing.
And that's front page news. 

1774
01:37:00,800 --> 01:37:03,400
He he got, he gets charged with 
that and. 

1775
01:37:03,600 --> 01:37:06,200
What do you think about what do 
you think about Chappelle's take

1776
01:37:06,560 --> 01:37:11,160
where Cassie got 50 million from
Diddy for getting beat up? 

1777
01:37:11,160 --> 01:37:14,240
And he's like, I know he goes. 
I got I got friends who fought 

1778
01:37:14,240 --> 01:37:20,560
Mayweather and got paid less. 
Well, and that's, I mean, 

1779
01:37:23,520 --> 01:37:26,440
because you're, you're bringing 
into question if Cassie is a 

1780
01:37:26,440 --> 01:37:29,320
victim or not from the video. 
It was just a joke. 

1781
01:37:29,720 --> 01:37:32,800
No, I know, but but I but like, 
but they're behind the joke. 

1782
01:37:32,800 --> 01:37:35,520
There's some truth to it. 
And he's making a point where 

1783
01:37:35,520 --> 01:37:39,280
he's just saying like she did, 
she signed all these NDA's. 

1784
01:37:39,280 --> 01:37:41,880
She obviously had her foot in 
that stuff too. 

1785
01:37:42,120 --> 01:37:44,880
I mean, she's got her own legal 
issues that I think you're. 

1786
01:37:44,920 --> 01:37:47,080
Saying what happened to her was 
horrible, but she got $50 

1787
01:37:47,080 --> 01:37:48,560
million at least. 
Yeah, exactly. 

1788
01:37:48,600 --> 01:37:51,800
But then she made $50 million 
out of it and lived this lavish 

1789
01:37:51,800 --> 01:37:54,880
lifestyle for a long time and, 
like, continue to have sexual 

1790
01:37:54,880 --> 01:37:57,760
relationships with these people.
Behind Diddy's back, There's 

1791
01:37:57,760 --> 01:37:59,560
like, all this goofy shit, 
right? 

1792
01:38:02,160 --> 01:38:03,320
Yeah. 
I mean, that I didn't. 

1793
01:38:03,320 --> 01:38:05,600
I don't watch that special yet 
but like I need to. 

1794
01:38:05,760 --> 01:38:07,320
It's decent. 
Is it? 

1795
01:38:07,520 --> 01:38:10,960
Yeah, not too preachy. 
No, not at all, because. 

1796
01:38:11,360 --> 01:38:13,880
He was on that tangent path a 
little bit and. 

1797
01:38:13,880 --> 01:38:16,240
Like, I mean, it still is a 
little bit like, like all the 

1798
01:38:16,240 --> 01:38:20,680
guys who went to Saudi Arabia 
are preachy about it, but 

1799
01:38:21,000 --> 01:38:22,520
whatever. 
I go and then they kick. 

1800
01:38:22,520 --> 01:38:23,880
They they. 
Yeah. 

1801
01:38:23,920 --> 01:38:28,360
But like I heard Bill Burr, you 
know, speak in his piece about 

1802
01:38:28,360 --> 01:38:30,320
it and then. 
Chappelle's talks about it too. 

1803
01:38:33,480 --> 01:38:37,480
I really want to hear it. 
Well, yeah, that's all I got, 

1804
01:38:37,480 --> 01:38:38,360
man. 
Just a lot. 

1805
01:38:38,360 --> 01:38:43,520
Of theft. 
And you know, apparently it's, 

1806
01:38:44,080 --> 01:38:48,880
you know, it's not just coming 
from the White House. 

1807
01:38:50,480 --> 01:38:52,680
The calls are coming from within
the White House. 

1808
01:38:56,400 --> 01:38:59,240
What else she got? 
Meditate bitches. 

1809
01:39:00,360 --> 01:39:02,840
Make sure y'all like follow, 
subscribe post. 

1810
01:39:02,840 --> 01:39:07,920
Repost Tweet, Flickr. 
Tumble X whatever, we just 

1811
01:39:07,920 --> 01:39:09,880
appreciate y'all checking out 
and listening to us. 

1812
01:39:10,160 --> 01:39:12,720
And I apologize. 
Germany, I'm not going to like 

1813
01:39:13,280 --> 01:39:15,160
steal from a German or hurt a 
German. 

1814
01:39:15,160 --> 01:39:18,000
I love German people. 
I was just saying the 

1815
01:39:18,000 --> 01:39:20,360
longshoremen come first. 
That's all I'm saying. 

1816
01:39:23,080 --> 01:39:28,200
Born in the US. 
Yeah, be all, be good, be safe. 

1817
01:39:28,440 --> 01:39:32,760
Stay out of trouble and as 
always, go fuck yourselves, 

1818
01:39:32,840 --> 01:39:35,000
bitches. 
Shout out. 

1819
01:39:35,080 --> 01:39:43,320
Shout out. 
In the end that she don't fake 

1820
01:39:43,480 --> 01:39:45,600
me. 
I father like a head off, but 

1821
01:39:45,600 --> 01:39:48,280
she know that she's my baby. 
I love a bitch. 

1822
01:39:48,280 --> 01:39:52,360
You gonna face talk you to my 
face and then she's swallow on 

1823
01:39:52,360 --> 01:39:55,880
my baby. 
All that and she don't fake me. 

1824
01:39:56,120 --> 01:39:59,200
There's I've been in the dresses
never bother me a baby. 

1825
01:40:00,280 --> 01:40:02,840
They know what time it is as 
soon as I come to live. 

1826
01:40:02,960 --> 01:40:06,240
We did Sheila smoke then she's 
so big, then she can get up and 

1827
01:40:06,240 --> 01:40:07,800
there's all these beaches, all 
these drugs. 

1828
01:40:07,800 --> 01:40:10,720
I died and went through heaven. 
All the beaches will jump ship. 

1829
01:40:10,720 --> 01:40:13,600
They don't know what they 
missing hobby smoking present 

1830
01:40:13,600 --> 01:40:17,480
that you I'll be like Bill 
Clinton, $50 residential beach 

1831
01:40:17,480 --> 01:40:20,040
'cause I've been sibling. 
I love her adoring you. 

1832
01:40:20,160 --> 01:40:23,120
I don't know why you tripping. 
Just let me get inside and make 

1833
01:40:23,120 --> 01:40:24,560
you get what you've been 
missing. 

1834
01:40:26,440 --> 01:40:29,840
I love her beach. 
You've been a crazy for me like 

1835
01:40:29,840 --> 01:40:31,400
she love me. 
But she find me like. 

1836
01:40:31,400 --> 01:40:34,800
She ain't Benny and she don't 
face me. 

1837
01:40:35,080 --> 01:40:37,920
I fuck her like I ain't a but 
she know that she my thing. 

1838
01:40:38,440 --> 01:40:42,960
I love a bitch you gonna crazy. 
I ain't a bitch you and it's all

1839
01:40:42,960 --> 01:40:46,800
be like she made I love a get 
you out of their mind. 

1840
01:40:46,880 --> 01:40:50,440
I ain't no get you broken Lily. 
I'm in love with good 'cause I 

1841
01:40:50,440 --> 01:40:52,920
like my disgusting. 
I have to ask me Bunny. 

1842
01:40:52,920 --> 01:40:54,760
Well, you told me why you fucked
me. 

1843
01:40:54,840 --> 01:40:57,360
I have to tell me Bunny pass a 
liquor and the drugs. 

1844
01:40:57,400 --> 01:41:00,760
Please to tell me Gordie. 
I can meet you all by loves me 

1845
01:41:00,760 --> 01:41:03,720
no back back and I'm the only 
ever spoke true. 

1846
01:41:03,720 --> 01:41:06,680
She just want a third time. 
She just want to get screwed. 

1847
01:41:06,680 --> 01:41:10,120
She just fucking with me. 
She ain't bugging way too many 

1848
01:41:10,120 --> 01:41:12,480
dollars. 
Something else I'll I do. 

1849
01:41:15,080 --> 01:41:18,920
I do it. 
I do. 

1850
01:41:21,120 --> 01:41:27,760
I do. 
Find me Lacy, love me bossy. 

1851
01:41:27,760 --> 01:41:30,920
Find me Lacy. 
Then in the end I see it opens 

1852
01:41:31,080 --> 01:41:35,080
me a father like I let a bossy 
don't I see my baby.

