What it do, What it do, what it do?
It is your boy Andrew Scholl. Take a Mr. Goody 2 shoes and who
am I with? As always, Joseph Huggins AKA
old Man Huggy. Talk shit or get off the pod.
Episode 201 Mohammed bin Salman, get over here.
I don't care where your dirty hands have been.
Actually get the fuck out, motherfucker.
Gather round Island, boy. Welcome to the ceremony.
Tearing down the White House ruffle in his own voters.
Two sex offenders right on brand.
But every accusation they mumble there's a confession of the
trouble. Whole world watching dad and
whatever y'all become. Nothing good.
There's just island boys performing you and done rich you
won't now. God, whatever sanction.
You. Stepping like a fascist who
convicted sex offender besties island boys.
You can wear the big 10 in the pants but you cannot run your
shit my friend. Imagine that shit.
Bring the relics for. Every accusation is a
confession. 2 men performing rituals on a island that never
shine. The.
Let the cult of mega retire. News flash, Donald Trump is a
liar. Then a morbidly obese convicted
felon sex offender geriatric male that wears make up like
it's track queen story hour old day every day while wearing
diapers over his tiny little microscopic pathetic.
Pooden puppet penis sad. He pisses me off, you know, like
before he ever like did anything like crazy, whenever they were
like calling him like, like, like the reformist, like, you
know, before they found out he was like cutting up fucking
journalists, like in, in, in embassies.
Like it's like he's like fucking Dexter or something.
What pissed me off from the jump is he's like our age.
Yeah, he's a huge piece of shit. I mean, we'll get into.
It the the worst dude. I was looking at him just like
smug as oh as yeah dude. It's like bro, look at what
you're wearing. I I don't mean to shit on like a
traditional garb from Saudi Arabia.
But shot, you know. No, I mean, I just think it's
silly, dude. Like 'cause like he had to take
a picture outside of the White House with Trump and he had to
like get his like his drawers, his drapes, like all like in
like a, a, like a organized like bundle.
Like, like it was just like, dude, you're a grown ass man dog
like that. Like you, like he's like wearing
like fucking jinkos or something.
Like that's what it is. It's like you're.
Yeah, he sucks. I mean and.
Bro you're out in the desert wearing that.
Get the fuck. Out, I bet it breathes.
I mean, maybe, but he he has like 8 layers on dude.
It's like him and Trump like Trump wears the extra big ass
suits so that you don't realize that he's like morbidly obese.
It's like, dude, didn't you just like open up like a fucking like
direct to consumer GLP one Ozempic like market?
Why don't you fucking take some of that, dude?
And maybe it will like also have like the side effects of like,
you know, like, like calming down your fucking impulse.
He just likes to take like Sudafed and like, he's old
school. So what is he doing?
Putting on cheeseburgers like obviously.
Sprinkle a little bit, sprinkle a little Fen thin on that.
Yeah, like, you know, he was hardcore into diet pills, like
at least as as far as that movie that I saw, The Apprentice,
like, you know, the and which is like fucking real, all sorts of
shit, dude, you know, like where his like his lawyer, What's his
name? Cohn.
Roy Cohn. Yeah.
Michael Cohen. No, Roy.
Oh, OK. Michael Cohen was actually his
lawyer. He's the he's this fixer.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But this is a different guy.
He was like, he's the one who told him, like, you don't ever
like, admit that you're wrong. Like whenever his dad was
getting sued for like. Not Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that
guy. Yeah, yeah.
He's the one who he told Trump. He goes, He goes, what?
He's like they're suing you for discrimination.
He goes, you know what you should do?
Sue the city back. And like, that was his first
like, you know, frivolous lawsuit where it's like, oh,
you're gonna sue me, I'm gonna sue you, you know, and then and
then out came the every fucking accusation that he makes that
anybody else is a a confession always.
You know, it's like that's all you have to do is the easiest
playbook. It's like if you ever want to
know what Trump's up to just do whatever he's accusing somebody
else of doing, that's what he's doing.
That's. Probably what he's doing, yeah.
Yeah, it's like, yeah, I'm telling you like he's like
autistic with like how he like, follows the script and like
never say you're sorry, blah, blah, blah.
Well, and he might have been better about it, but now that
he's gotten older, he's not as good at the bullshit.
So it doesn't, it doesn't hit as hard, 'cause he's like fucking
up. Well also that he also like sold
his soul like to get elected by like, you know, saying like the
Epstein Epstein Epstein shit, you know?
So we'll get into, we'll get. Into No, I my, my point is like
that. It's like he Yeah.
And he fucked himself like to, you know, just to stay out of
jail. But now they now the chickens
are coming home to roost. Yeah, how's everything else?
Good. How's the fam holding up?
Fam's doing good. What's?
Braids up to man or I miss friend of the pod shout out
braids. For the audience, that's my
younger brother by two years. Actually, right now is the time
of the year. It's one year.
So I'm 38. He's 37 for another month.
Yeah. But I just saw him, so you know
what he did? This dude fucking sell like,
helps like businesses, like, get loans, you know, like, not just
loans. He gets like helps like
companies like seed funding and stuff like that.
It's kind of like a middleman, but like knows like the
different like avenues and channels like you needed like,
you know, paperwork and type shit like in order in the like.
Also like ways to like get your credit up or qualify for like
higher like amounts with like a lower percentage.
So anyways, 'cause he used to do that with this guy's company,
he's like, shit, I could just do this by myself, OK.
It's like, all right, I don't know how he got involved in
that. You know, just like just a
random like start my own company, like, you know, middle
manning like money for like companies.
But and then like he hits me with this like a couple months
ago. And that's why I just saw him
because he was up here. He lives in San Diego now, but
he does this thing in, in Santa Barbara.
So where and where I live is on the way to, you know, Santa
Barbara from San Diego. And so he stopped him.
He he goes, yeah, So what I'm doing, I bought 3 Navy SEAL gyms
where there and he, he's like, oh, they're cheap.
Did dropped $8000 on each one. It's a franchise.
And they did like, it's like an open air gym or something.
And then they do like naval Navy SEAL training, but it's also
like underwater, like X like training like a Navy SEAL.
And then he had he had like is instructing it as well.
And he had like a white board with all like the shit on it and
like on the top was like a quote.
It's basically like the motto. It's what I figured.
And it was like you, what is it? It's like you, you go underwater
together, you rise together or something like that.
It was like, yeah. You go under together, you rise
the other. Way.
Or it was like, you train under, like under, yeah, you train
together, you rise together and you get and then in parentheses
and you get cold together. That's how that yeah.
But when he told me about this, I got it was like the weekend
that I was watching my dad who's recovering from a stroke because
my mom, my cousins daughter was getting married and my mom
wanted to go. And so my sister, so they needed
my dad just it's like hard for him to travel.
So they wanted somebody to stay back here.
So I did, but then all of a sudden my brother's just up here
the whole weekend, like annoying me.
It's like I didn't even have to, like, do it, you know?
It's like I didn't know you were going to be.
Here, join my Navy SEAL gym. Right.
Yeah. You bought 3 Navy SEAL gyms?
Yeah, not one. Yeah, Like, yeah, fuck you.
Oh. Where are they?
Like it would have been, you know, it's anybody else.
It's ridiculous enough to where? Oh yeah.
But I, I just started a Navy SEAL gym.
Nah Nah 3. Where at?
Cheap as fuck, 8 GS Santa Barbara.
And then I think like like Montecito, which is like like
it's like Santa Barbara adjacent.
There's like a bunch of like little cities like Montecito.
What a Capistrano. There's not what I'm thinking
of, no Carpinteria. And then there's like another
bougie part of Santa Barbara, but I think it's all in that
area. I don't know, dude.
I've never seen like this shit open air.
So it's like, I don't even get it.
You know, It's like you're like buying a lot and then just like
buy. A lot, yeah.
This is our beach. It's like roped off.
This is Navy SEAL property. But so, so that that weekend he
tells me this shit, I just start like fucking laughing.
And then he's he's like, well, you guys have a pool like at
your complex, right? And where I live compared like,
to my parents house is just right down the street and I have
like a townhouse like in this neighborhood, and it's got a
pool and, you know, and shit. I was like, yeah, he's like, oh,
could I, like, borrow the key so I could do some training for the
shit? Oh my God, yeah.
Dude, here. I'll go get the key.
I gave him the key. And then, you know, my roommate
is the Iron Ape and he was at work or something like I think
this is like a Friday. And yeah, I saw, I just like, I
hit him up. I go, hey, just just give you a
heads up. Brady's got our pool key.
He's doing underwater Navy SEAL training in our, in our
community pool. And then he, he, he just
immediately goes, that's the most Brady shit I've ever heard
my entire fucking life. And I go, I know you want to
hear some more Brady shit. He bought 3 Navy SEAL gems, a GS
each. It's not a bad investment.
I mean, I agree, I just how? Do you, I just don't know how
you get into Navy SEAL gyms. That's.
Sort of I just, I, I think maybe like I, I'd start with one
unless you're getting like a discount on it, you know which.
Well, yeah, but I'm just saying like, how do you who's who did?
You all these into all these. Guys have a great opportunity.
All these guys, yeah, are like ex Navy Seals that he's like
working with. But then like, so like he gets
like certified and it's not like actually like certified by like
a like it's not like the government.
It's these Navy Seals who came up with their own program, but
they take it seriously. That's what he told me,
basically. And then once like they like
trust you, then like they'll like let you like license out
like the brand name, you know. Interesting.
Yeah, it sounded like a pretty like haphazard and like shit,
like shit, you know, like a little bit shady.
Everything with him is like just a little sounds.
Like something some like ex Navy SEAL guy is looking to like.
Looking for some venture capital capital?
Bullshit. Start moan gyms bro.
Well, I know, I think that's what was happening was that they
were looking for funding and then Brady was like he like
learns like about like the business model in order to like
justify it to these banks or, you know, where the government,
the small business loan is like the small Business Association.
It's like a, it's like a actually like a, yeah, a
department in the government that like helps like, you know,
give like low interest loans out to small businesses, you know.
Yeah, right. So he probably like, he like
heard about it and was like, wait, what he's like, and you
guys are like, how much do you make?
Like, 'cause you get your money back probably pretty quick if
it's only a GS, like over like upfront, Yeah.
And then there's like be no real overhead if it's, you know, if
it's open air and you just basically buy the equipment and
go. But so it sounded a little bit
shady at the time. But yeah, here we are a couple
months later and this is like at least the second, if not third
time that he's come up from San Diego to go to Santa Barbara to
do the underwater training. And this one, it seemed like he
was like actually like instructing people, whereas
before I think he was still training himself.
I'm not really sure. So he's dedicated.
Shout out Breeze. Start paying your boys.
GI Brady. Yeah, you you can.
You can clip this. Well, but I mean, he was always
in the background shirtless. So, you know, it's like this is
the next level up. Now he's shirtless instructing
people in water. He's the next logic.
Even when he's over here at my parents house, fucking shirtless
immediately He walked in, he walked in, he went, I guess
surfing in the morning walks in. He's got like this like it's
like basically made out of towel material, but it's like poncho
towel that he wears and drives home from, you know, the Boo,
the county line. It's like only like 30 minutes,
but like in his poncho and I'm like, dude, he looks so fucking
corny. It like to me it looks like like
like dad shoes or some shit like that.
It's like, bro, you look like a geezer, like Boomer, who's like,
you know, a, a wook, you know, Is that what you call him?
Yeah, a wook, I mean. Johnny Appleseed ass
motherfucker The. Original.
The OG Wook. It's true.
Johnny Appleseed's one of the originals.
Yeah, you got a lighter, man. Yeah, you know what it looks
like something the fucking Swayze would wear, except for,
like, not at, you know, like you're like trying to be like
Swayze. You ain't Swayze OK?
Well shout out Braids. Good for him.
Navy SEAL. I mean, his middle name is
Patrick. There you go.
It's halfway there. And and then SHSCH.
All right y'all, How are you bro?
I heard. Do you want to talk about what
happened? No, I mean, I'm still going
through it so. Now you're not going to mention
it at all. You're not going to 'cause I
don't want this is your. Platform No, I have the others,
but yeah, for now. I mean, you know, just people
being stupid, but no, I mean like.
There's no point 'cause I don't want it 'cause.
I don't want it, no, because I don't wanna.
Intag you don't wanna like. Get copy, copycat.
Yeah, I just don't want it to continue and nothing's happened
for a couple of days, so that's good.
But. You think it was the, you think
it was the Lithuanians. No, I think I know.
I think I have a pretty good idea of who it would be.
Shout out Lithuania moving up in the ranks.
It's dumb, but I mean, I'm good. Like honestly, it's been kind
of, it hasn't been all terrible. It's been kind of nice to be
honest. Like a little bit of a break.
But I mean, I've just been chugging along with work.
And we'll just leave it at this. Joseph's in conversations with
the people over at what is it? Hacker's way #1 Hacker's way up
in the Bay. Just some business
conversations. You're stupid.
But no, I've just been working like crazy, staying busy.
It's been pretty nice. But I mean dude, it's been hot.
It was like 90° the other day. Like hottest day ever in Texas,
it's 90°. That's the hottest day ever in
Texas I. Don't think on on that.
On that day, very like, yeah, I was like, yeah.
So on that day, hottest day in November.
Ever. Meanwhile we have rain and
fucking thunderstorms out here this whole week.
See, but that's you guys need that.
You guys need all the. Water.
No, that's what you. That's old news, bro.
That's old news, man. No, man.
Yeah, save it up. Yeah, stockpile.
Well, we did. And then Trump was and.
Then Trump was Trump. Up in the motherfucking levees
and and drained 3 billion gallons of water.
He's like, I don't remember that.
Yeah, that was not that long. It was like literally a year ago
or not a year ago. Like, yeah, it was like in
January or something. There's like his first official
act in office was like he's like fucking New Zealand didn't have
the water and the for the Palisades open up the reservoir
and then it just like they it just gone now.
You need better water pressure. Took us like 25 years to get
that. Did you already get it back?
No how? Much have you gotten back?
I I I'm like, like, I'm surprised.
Like, I need to go back and look at this because, like, when I
heard what happened, I thought this was going to be like a
fucking huge deal. Like in California.
We can't, we can't lose any water out here, bro.
Yeah. And like the the other problem
is the wildfires cause burn scars and then there's not like
vegetation holding up the soil in the mud.
And so then you get the fucking mud slides and landslides like
all like on all the areas that were just recently like had fire
whenever it rains. So that shit sucks.
I saw videos of a of a mud mud slides like last week worst.
Fucking way to die did your whole house gets covered in mud
and that's how you go? Yeah, that'd be terrifying.
Much rather die from like drowning in water than in mud.
Yeah, 'cause it would just get swept away in a landslide
mudslide. That would be terrifying.
Avalanche would suck. Cause mudslide, it's like, it's
like you're you're claustrophobic and suffocating.
At least you're flowing with the water.
And like, well, in your but you're mudslide, you're flowing
with the mud too. That's the thing on muds moving.
It's so heavy. It's got so much weight that
it's moving like liquid. No, bro.
But what if it's like rich with like oxygen?
So you're just keeping you barely alive, just longer like.
What? That's fucking nightmarish.
That's. The stupidest shit I've ever
heard. Avalanche would suck too if.
You look at aval like an avalanche is gonna knock you the
fuck out and then it's over, like you're not gonna deal with
the consequences. And they're gonna wake.
Everything snow would suck, but it happened.
What they tell you to do is you gotta make a make a bubble.
Basically it was whenever you get stuck, hold on.
When you're stuck in snow, stuck in snow, in an avalanche, you're
supposed to make a space because you don't know which way's up,
which way's down. So you make a space kind of
around your head and you spit. You like slowly spit?
Gravity. Yeah, in whichever way it's
going down, that's you have to go the 'cause that's down.
So it'll tell you which way the the ground is by spitting.
What you spit, it just immediately freezes and then
it's like a dagger of of spit ice.
Like, come to find out you're in like 3 1/2 feet of snow.
Like all you had to really do was like, try to stand up.
You're like, we can never take you to the ski lift I.
Can see that, I can see that kind of happening, you know,
like to cause getting like disoriented like that, like I've
gotten disoriented in the. Yeah, you would be, You
wouldn't. You would come too and you
wouldn't know. And if you're suspended and
compacted in the surrounded. By White, Yeah.
You you wouldn't know, so you have to like make a space.
Yeah, you're like in a hyperbaric chamber or like one
of those, like whatever the fuck, like Aaron Rodgers.
Cryogenic chamber. Not the cryogenic, but like the
one. Like lost from powers?
No, it's like you're it like fucks with your senses.
You know, it's like where it's like pitch black and you're like
in the. Deprivation.
Deprivation there. Deprivation.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, those are fucking awesome.
That's a real life. That's a white privilege
deprivation tank right there, and you're just surrounded by
white instead of dark. Those are those are crazy.
I mean, I think we've talked. About I don't think I yeah, I
don't think I could. I need like a hell is Xanax.
Well, but the whole point is you don't have to be on anything to
like, trip the fuck out. I don't want to trip out.
So people used to like, take acid and get in those things or
take mushrooms. I mean you, you know, you know
that I like I, I like to ride. Supposed.
To be like, yeah, exactly. And when all the homies were
doing DMT in high school, guess who didn't?
Your boy and I get a call talking about Rolls Royce almost
jumping over the balcony on DMT. Like I was like, yeah, I told
you I would have to fuck around. But also DMT gets released in
your body as soon as you die. Yep, that.
Makes sense, I'll save it for that moment.
So that first hit? Yeah.
First hit on the way out. They'd, I mean, I, I mean, I
don't know, I've almost died multiple times.
I'm sure I've forgotten like a little bit of like, you know, a
little micro DMT release. A micro disk of.
My DMT like a little pre come of DMT like released in my body.
There's, there's some people who have to like a Travis Pastrana
and stuff. They're just like.
Crochet like you're you're you're completely convincing
your subconscious that you're dead or about to die and it's
just going through the it's just immediately it's like OK here we
go I just released the DMT let's.
Do it now before he hits the ground.
Let's get the soul out of here. Lose the 27g or whatever it is.
Rigor mortis on deck? Yeah.
I don't know, I just thought about this, but have you heard
like, well, you know, like if you're a organ donor and it's
like on your driver's license that like they're less like
motivated to save you 'cause they realized they could like
save a bunch of people's lives with all your organs?
Well, it's like a urban legend, but that's.
Well, like, I've always wondered that.
Like I heard that. And.
I'm like OK bro, But then when I think about it, I'm like, it is
kind of logical. It's like that whole thing, like
would you like kill one person to save 7 people?
As as someone who? I mean that is that.
That real life driven to that for someone who dealt with that
this year, I would say that that's like not true.
I mean, I wasn't my wife, It's my best friend's wife and one of
my friends, she had a stroke and passed away.
That was a March. I talked about it a little bit,
but he didn't really get too deep into it.
But you. Kind of did.
I kind of did, but I mean, you know, it was.
Which is fine, I'm just. Saying this is great.
I mean, you know, for people who didn't know or don't know what
I'm talking about, it just happened back in March and she
was an organ donor and they donated a bunch of her to other
people and saved a bunch of lives.
But they did everything they could to everything they could
to save her life and make her as comfortable as possible and make
sure everybody, whatever it was past the point of being able to
save her, make sure everybody had more than enough time with
her. I mean I've.
I mean. I'm not saying that it's like a
uniform thing, but I do and I'm like and who the fuck is making
that call the the EMT? And at the end of the day, I
mean him, he, her husband had the final say.
Well, obviously. So she was an organ donor and it
was still up to him if he wanted to do it or not.
Right, right. And that's how that was for my
mom and my dad had the stroke. You know, they're like, they're
like 96% chance he dies if he has the surgery.
But we could do it. She's like, yeah, fucking do it.
And here we are eight years later.
Yeah, dude. Like there should be like a
designation on my organ donor specification should be like,
yeah, like these, these are like subprime probably.
Like, like heavy, heavy, heavy is.
There you go. Heavy is like.
Like they were used tires to be like weathered.
Yeah, I might. I might get you a couple more
months while you still wait on the motherfucking kidney wait
list, you know? Yeah, I'll buy you a little bit.
For a long time I'll. Give you I'm going to give you a
window. Yeah.
But it's a window. It's like a bathroom window.
It's, you know, it's a spare tire, spare tire.
It's like don't drive on this like for like this is to. 50
miles, yeah, maybe 50 miles on this tire that then this bitch
is going to pop. Pop pop.
And then worried. Then worried you don't even have
a spare tire anymore. Or pancreas.
Yeah, you only use this one once.
That's messed up. No, I mean, actually I feel like
I've gotten my organs tested a bunch like throughout this
journey of past couple years. And they did like a test on my
liver when I was like right when I stopped drinking.
And then they did it again like a year and a half later.
Insane, insane. Like like the line is just just
like it was like from the top, like consistently and straight
to like to like the level of like enzymes or something and
you know. Yeah.
It's like, wait, mine were like
out of control. Like not out of control.
Like, not like cirrhosis or like liver disease, but like, just
like would have probably got there if I kept going for a few
more years, but not. But like, like they said, the
liver is like super resilient. Yeah.
A year and a half later, perfect.
I talk shit when I go to these doctor's offices about my blood
pressure. I'm like, put strap it on 120 /
80. Let's go.
Therapy questions? Therapy question #1?
Or is that that age where you're like 120 / 80 like we're
getting? 6767 I I know.
Read the damn therapy. Question so I was talking, I was
talking to this girl with who has two kids and one of them's
13 and we actually brought them her up on the podcast before
'cause she had a classmate who identifies as a Fox.
That's right, Fox News. Out here in California there is
a 8th grader who's identified as a Fox for multiple years.
Still going with a bit. Haven't heard shit from you, Fox
News. Really.
Still going. With it, Fox News can't even get
the scoop on Fox Identity. That's pretty impressive,
haters. Need haters need to get on their
job. Dude, I know I like 'cause I
hadn't like brought that. I was like over a year ago,
whenever she had told me that I just recently asked her, I was
like, hey, is this still happening?
I mean, truly kind of like the Andy Kaufman of our time,
really, you know? Right.
From where? Where is the tail.
I'm not really sure what like the.
What's allowed? What what the drip is it?
But what is allowed? It's got to be Fox identifying
drip. Well, I'm sure there is, but but
all I do know is they say they're a fox and what does the
fox say? Do they make?
Do they make that sound? I mean, again, I've never met
this, this 13 year old fox, but 6 + 7 = 13.
I told her that because she was telling me her kids keep saying
6-7 and she'd be like, well, my kids will tell you that, that,
that that's stupid because 6-7 doesn't mean anything.
So I go please, I'm a trendsetter, tastemaker.
I'm, I'm, I'm adding iterations on top of the nonsense. 6 + 7.
Guess what? 666 Mark of the Beast rounded up
6/7 I could do this all day. Therapy.
Question number one, If your life had a closing credits song,
what genre would it be and who's featured on it?
I mean, I'd want to do some corny ass like 80 shit like, you
know, the end of like Breakfast club.
Don't forget about me. I want to do something like that
or it'd be. The final countdown.
Oh, OK, some Europe. We used to.
I think it was me and Danny,
Chris. And we were talking about how
that'd be like epic, like when they're like lowering your
casket into the ground. Yeah, that would be good.
Yeah, but I feel like I could do better.
Or it'd be cool to do like like an MF Doom song or a Wu Tang
song. But yeah, it'd probably be some
like classic cheesy 80s end of a movie.
Dude, we need to update your will right now and I'll and I'll
cosign it. And I'm also a part time notary,
so don't even worry about it. Side hustle's real.
No, not not really. But I did walk into the Notary
Association of America. It was like the head notary
headquarters building Co call them, try to sell them.
Some copiers got chased out by security.
They had like stairs going like up like on like 2 sets of
stairs, like meeting in the middle to go up to like the next
floor like huge like this place is way too fucking bougie.
And I started going up the stairs.
The security guard starts coming up after me.
So now we're like, I'm going like he's like running me and
I'm going over the stair hill so.
He's she following you up and. You.
Yeah, and then and then get back down, dude.
And like this is out in Chatsworth.
Like out here in LA, it was like the valley and like where my
office was was in Oxnard. So this is like a fucking hour
drive in the middle of the summer.
I got the job right after the semester.
My last semester in college, didn't graduate or had this
semester. Left, got this job, started
making money, never looked back. But I had a Jetta with black
leather seats, air conditioned, goes out, and this is old school
copier sales game. We're wearing ties, button downs
every day. So I'm driving an hour and on
the freeway, 105° weather and a tie and like a white button
down. So it's just like covered in
sweat before I go out. Knocking on doors, trying to
sell copiers, getting chased by security.
If you want to get good at sales, get in the copier game
for six months, see what happens.
Anyways, we'll get a notary on your will you play Wu Tang as
they're lowering your casket. Cream cash rules everything
around me and then I'll and I'll just like make it.
I'll make it rain like I make it rain like 50 GS in cash and we
just bury it with you like a pharaoh.
I'd pick a different one. Pick it like maybe like 36
chambers. Well then we might have to give
you an actual pyramid with 36. I got my Uzi back.
There's a couple other ones that I'd probably that I maybe pick
because it'd be all about the beat.
Gravel pit 'cause you're putting me in technically a gravel pit.
That would be good. That would be pretty, pretty
kitchy. I mean, the, the woo heads would
get it. Everyone else would be like,
really? But at 8:00, what about yours?
What's yours? What's yours?
Like if your life had closing credits song, what genre would
it be? Who's featured on it was genre.
It would probably have to be like like gangster ass hardcore
rap or or some fucking like R&B bullshit that I've been.
Well, what? But what era?
I could. See, like, like I'm talking
about like I'm talking about like, like the Illuminati, like
Tupac fucking, you know, like good rap that you should.
Be playing like mid to late. That talked about committing
felonies. Mid to late 90s West Coast rap.
Right, that that's the genre. Yeah, that'll be your genre.
Right, but I might not. I might not go get a 90s jam.
I might update it. Well, I mean, you could.
That's something. I just think 80s would be great.
What is then then? Then you just feels like you got
Reagan vibe. Like Bon Jovi.
Like I. Mean I I was just telling
somebody about how ADJ in high school and I remember DJ ING
like the pancake breakfast for like the theater arts department
or something at Outback Steakhouse and I was playing
some Bon Jovi. What was it like on a steel
horse? I ride, I'm on it, dead over
alive now. I just had a flashback.
I was. I went out.
And I'm a cowboy on a steel horse.
I ride. I'm a wanted.
Yeah, it's a great time. Yeah, I was hanging out with
this girl like a couple of years ago and this is like after I
stopped drinking, but she was drinking.
We're at it was like Sunday fun day.
We're out all day. And then I I gave her, I was the
DD to give her a ride to her house.
And the whole time we were like driving to her house.
She was like just put them Bon Jovi.
Just put her on Bon Jovi. She's like, she's from fucking
Ecuador bro. In love with the Bon Jovi
blackout Bon Jovi lover. That's awesome.
Is it? It's a party.
Yeah, you're a blackout Bon Jovi lover.
You could be way worse. Than blacked out like I have
this weird feeling that my dad like they talk shit about Bon
Jovi when I was young. Yeah, because I I find this like
weird. Like like they're like how was
to me. He's a Jersey.
He's from Jersey bro. He's a He's a Wiener.
Yeah, dude, he has like, dude like feathered hair and not in
like a cool way. Yeah.
He's not. Yeah.
Like, you're not Twisted Sister. You're not fucking Def Leppard.
Poison. Bitch.
White Snake, that's true. The other day I watched Rock of
Love cause of the whole second season of The Rock of Love with
Bret Michaels is on Amazon and it's uncensored so it's wild.
It's like it. Like you, you see his bald head.
No, you don't see his bald head, but you see bald everything
else, it's completely uncensored because it's just like they show
up and it's pretty cringe because he's like, all right,
let me take pictures of you. And he's like taking pictures.
And then it's pretty. Yeah.
Which? Is probably the biggest
understatement in the world. Because he's like, yeah.
And he's like taking the pictures and they're terrible
pictures. And then people just start
getting naked. And I was like, oh shit, is this
like, I was like, oh, damn, I remember that crazy bitch.
She's crazy like that. That lady's really, really nuts.
And then she took cover shirt and it was unedited.
I was like, Oh my God. I was like, Bezos, you crazy son
of a bitch. This is a crazy show.
That's kind of fucked up too, because when those girls, you
know, were in real time, we're like, yeah, they have to blur it
out. Oh, they just show up and they
pump them full of alcohol. It's crazy.
No, I know, but they probably like back then, like they their
shit got blurred out. They didn't know like 15 years
later Bezos is going to be on a yacht.
Be like, you know what? Unblur it.
What does he say? Yeah, they're like, they're
probably season grandma. There was some.
There was rock of like, rock of lust that there wasn't any rock
of love. That's why we're bars.
Bars, dude, Yeah, insane. It was insane to see that.
It's unedited. That's wild.
Just the first episode I was like holy shit.
No commercials. Yeah, no commercials.
Nice. And.
Sometimes that shit can be unwatchable if you have to sit.
There, but it's it's free if you have Amazon Prime.
If you have to sit there for three minutes for commercials to
so that they can like so that they can like replay like the
last 30 seconds of what you just watched, you know, like some of
those shows. Commercials are not the whole
second season of Bret Michaels. Rock of Love is unedited on
Amazon and that's insane. That is insane.
That is like peak. That is the peak of when reality
TV was really taking off. Reality or TV already existed,
but this is when it really made mainstream.
And this is on VH1. So this is on VH1.
Where else would it be? Exactly.
Well, no, but this is when VH1, OK, I've said this for the
longest time. VH1, BET and MTV, they've all
flip-flopped. They all used to do different
shit. All and by the time company
Viacom. I know and then bought.
Out by Paramount. But what I'm saying is their
agendas have swapped. Back in the day, if you wanted
to watch ratchet reality TV and see crazy shit and stuff that
was inappropriate, you watched MTV.
Your parents watched VH1 because it was like behind the music
with Al Michaels. No, I'm serious.
Everything was like it was very, it was pop up video.
It was goofy shit. It was never taken that serious.
They did have. My parents never watched.
That no, but I'm saying your parents would watch VH1 over
they'd be Hall and Oates behind the music.
Your parents are watching that documentary and you're like, oh,
you watch VH1. They're like, yeah, this is
great. You don't know who this band is.
Like it was it was much more like family oriented style.
And then BET was just ratchet. BET was just like one O 6 and
Park, but even one O 6 and Park was new to it.
Used to be Rhapsody of the Basement with Big Tigger and it
was just like street signs and all that goofy stuff was which
was really funny. And then it kind of flip-flopped
where now you watch VH1 and VH ones, all reality TV.
It's basketball. Love and hip hop.
Basketball, wives, love and hip hop, Atlanta and New York,
everything. It's like VH1 just became like
the Black. Yeah.
I mean, they sold out and leaned super heavy into that.
And straight away now MTV, it's either Ridiculousness with Rob
Dyrdek, which is cancelled, or it's like random documentaries,
random TV shows. Random challenge.
The challenge? The challenge things that would
normally that would have been on VH1 back in the day besides.
I was going to, besides the challenge, I was going to say
Teen Mom, but but actually, no. The first time anybody's ever
pulled out in the history of that franchise, they got
cancelled. That was a that was a teen
pregnancy joke. Oh, I know, I know.
Thank you. But I've seen all the teen moms.
But but that's back. But that's back whenever MEM TV
was all about the ratchet. The ratchet trashy TV.
Doctor Drew, Doctor Drew would totally argue that that is not
ratchet. It it, it he, he, Doctor Drew
takes there's no responsibility for for the drop in teenage
pregnancies. He attributes it to Teen Mom.
I don't mean Ratchet in that way, I mean Ratchet and like
Ratchet reality TV like like RAW.
Like, they're not like, like prestige TV.
Yeah, like we're sitting there having a full blown argument
about you sexting some chick in front of our two year old.
Like that's Team Mom and that's Ratchet and and then someone's
mom being like, he's a bomb, he doesn't have a job.
Like it's just like toxic reality TV.
That was MTV because it was Real World and Road Rules, and then
it expanded out from that and then it became so many other
things. The VH1 had the their big hit
was obviously Flavor of Love, a Flavor of Flav.
Then they had The Rock of Love with Bret Michaels.
They had. Like what about like behind?
Like, oh, you love money, which I loved that one, that 1 was
great where everybody competed. They were in this house in
Mexico and they had to compete for like $5,000,000.
And this greasy ass dude and I think named Mike, who lived in
his mom's basement won it. Mike the entertainer, he, he won
it all. But that's whenever you had,
then you had. Not Mike the situation.
No, no, this is before, This is Mike the entertainer.
And then that's whenever they came up with the the Wild
Stallions, those two black brothers.
It was a chant. They had a show called A Chance
at Love and it was these. 2 black wild stallions.
They they were just these two brothers.
I don't know, but they had a show called a A Chance at Love.
Were they in the horse demon game?
I don't get the Stallion party I.
Think they were something something to do with horses, but
it was 2 black guys. It was on VH1.
It was called the A Chance at Love and it was ridiculous.
It was both of the brothers. They were like the Ying Yang
twins basically. I mean.
Nellie and Vannelli. They were just throwing shit at
the wall to see what would stick.
And then then, but then VH1 made that big swab because they saw
their ratings skyrocket because of the reality TV and they kind
of realigned with that. I don't know what BET does now.
They just show like the game Tyler.
Perry like. Like.
The show like. Black shows.
Black shows for white people so. There's at least a couple of the
Wayne's kids in shows like I used to They.
Do just syndicate. They do play syndicated Wayne's
brothers and syndicated the game.
So they play a lot of like sick interracial sitcoms.
It's become very family friendly, very like the.
It's like lifetime but with black people.
Yeah. And lifetime.
Yeah, yeah, it's. Like lifetime for like locked up
for a lifetime. And ice spice and ice spice.
So it's just wild that they've done this like coconut shell
game where they've like traded places where BET is.
You got to get in where you fit in, man.
BET is now family friendly. VH1 is nothing but ratchet
reality TV featuring almost exclusively minorities at this
point. Which is crazy because you
couldn't find a minority to save your life besides like behind
the Music Milli Vanilli. VH1.
Yeah but even Usher it would be like an interview.
They were never showing tons. Of Usher music.
And VH1 was notorious for never playing the full music video.
VH1 would stop the music video like a little bit through or pop
up video and you'd be stoked and then they'd cut the music video
short. But that's how I also.
Got it behind the music, Quincy Jones or something, but.
That's also how it got into 80s music, because they played lots
of crazy weird 80s music videos on VH1.
Which were like, like all the first videos that you know.
And then what was really good, there was another channel.
If you had satellite, it was called Much Music.
It was a Canadian music MTV channel and it was awesome.
Was that what they would just play music videos?
Yeah, when I'm thinking of. Yeah, yeah.
And it was awesome. That was awesome.
I can remember good ass, good ass time.
I was hanging out. I had that on Ashley Mitchell
and Mallory. They're like, I think we're like
in, I don't know, 7th or 9th grade and like we're just like
on the landline. Both watching the music videos.
They're drinking. Azima telling me about it, but
maybe it was like 7th grade. But good times, man.
Like, yeah, that, that, that, that.
I mean, I get why MTV pivoted, you know, because it's like,
yeah, it's, if you, it's more specialized.
I don't know, you know what, like Speaking of like watching
music on the TV, that being like a new concept back then.
Like I like have had Spotify since I literally the first
paycheck I got from the copier job.
It was like 11 years ago. First thing I did was buy a
Spotify subscription. Haven't it ever since.
Just realized like Spotify's got like every book in the world,
like on audiobook for free. Yeah.
And I I spend so much time listening to podcasts, which I
like. But like, I could be like, I
just knocked out Meditations by by Marcus Aurelius today.
The audio books for. 4 1/2 hours I played in a poker tournament.
147 people got 13th, that's I got 6th, 7th, 13th.
All of them over 100 people. Those are my 3 tournaments. #2.
There'd be question #2 would you rather know which memory will be
your last, or which memory will be your favorite?
I guess which would be my favorite?
After I wrote this like it doesn't make sense because as
soon as you have that memory, your last memory it's over,
right? Well, you would just have deja
vu and then you'd die. You'd be like, I feel like I've
had this. I feel like I know this what's
about to happen, and you would just die.
But as we're like, knowing which one is your favorite would be
good in the sense that if you know that that's the happiest
you are, you'll be like, while you're chasing that feeling, at
least you'll know that you've experienced like you'll have
that memory to look back on, you know?
No, I disagree because like, you know, all this crazy shit
happened to me recently and like I've like kind of like said to
myself, like I'm like, think about it like this dude, like
the best time of like you were ever going to have in your
entire life hasn't even happened yet.
Like that's a possibility. Yeah, no, that's definitely a
possibility. Right.
So if you know which memory is going to be your favorite ahead
of time, or or let's say like it like let's.
Say, but it doesn't. But it could be when you.
Were 14. Know that you're never going to
be that happy ever again. That would suck.
Depends on what it is. Like just the hope and
opportunity for there to be even a better day than the best day
you've already had. No, true, but you don't know.
But it could be. Who knows what that's centered
around. It could be like 1 of like.
You're telling me making out with my 8th grade girlfriend is
my happiest memory? I'm going to like, fucking kill.
Myself, no. Well, but that if that's how you
want to view what your happiest memory would.
Be that could happen to you. I mean, I guess, yeah, that
could. Like if if if your happiest
memory is like on your like a couple days before you die,
awesome because then you could have also really good memories
leading up, just they're not as good as that one.
But you don't know if that's going to be your favorite memory
or not. Well, that's what this whole
question is. You would know.
Well, you, you know which one's your last, but you don't know,
no. You get to pick either your last
or. Your favorite?
I would probably. Which one would you rather?
Yeah. I would rather pick my favorite.
I'd say last. To leave the last ambiguous and
I'd spend forever trying to decipher.
What if it's just like this? What if it's just like this?
OK, your last, your last memory is of you saying oh fuck.
And then it's just. And then it's fucking Tony
Soprano black. You're like, oh, so it's an
accident or someone murders me? Or it's just like a it's a weird
like scene of you like jerking off that's.
Over. God damn it.
God damn it, the belt around the neck again.
We've seen this before. Shout out Anthony Bourdain.
Shout out what's his name? Kill Bill.
He died from erratic asphyxiation.
Anthony Bourdiac actually just killed himself, but in the same
way you would die that way. I don't even get it, dude.
I mean, I kind of, I kind of do get it.
Nothing like not like doing it yourself, but therapy.
Question number therapy. Question on these therapy
questions today. Therapy question number two or
three, sorry. Would you rather have one
question answered by the universe, or one emotion deleted
permanently? Answer a question about the
universe. That's what I think too, because
like, even though like a handful of emotions really suck, like
they're there for a reason, you know?
Yeah, you'd just be. Like I don't want to be jealous,
but it's like I do want to be jealous if I should be jealous.
Yeah, You don't want to take away from, you know, I feel like
if you talk to somebody and it's like I lost the ability to fear
something or I lost the ability to be embarrassed or something
like that, at some point that would bother him.
Well, like Donald Trump's lost the ability to feel shame and
you know, it's it can be a superpower.
I mean, I guess it can be if you want to take it that way and
well, that's why. That's why there's a high, and
this is actually a fact, it's not just like a conspiracy.
There's a higher percentage of sociopaths in positions of like
authority and leadership and power because like, when they
get to like a fork in the road, that's like that, that most
people would be like, dude, this is fucked up.
I'm, you know, like, I'll just go do something else.
They like, they don't see that it's fucked up because they're
sociopaths and they'll just keep going or like, or like, they get
rejected over and over and over. Like Biden did.
He like ran for president 4 times.
You know, it just doesn't fucking faze him because, you
know, like those same like self-conscious, they're like
empathy and like, emotions don't hit sociopaths.
And, like, I was listening to this NPR thing where it's not
always a bad thing, 'cause like, sociopaths, they can go and,
like, grieve with somebody, you know, and it's not like
traumatic to them 'cause they, they don't give a fuck.
They're sociopaths. So they can like, actually
sustain a job and like, helping people get through like, like,
hard times, like deaths, like, you know, whatever the, you
know, divorces and stuff. So there.
So this person who was a sociopath was saying like, you
know, like it sounds terrible, but it's actually like you can
do, you know, it's like being a sociopath.
You're not inherently bad. It's just, it seems like it
because it's just like you're. Robotic.
And how you feel. Yeah, I know you're robotic.
You don't have empathy for others, you don't feel for
others like most people would. So therefore you're like robotic
in your emotions towards other people.
Everything you do is very self-serving.
But what's, what do I get out of it?
Not like, you know, it's like, oh, you scratch my back.
That's it. Or it's like, yeah, I'll kill
the fucking seven people to save one person.
It doesn't like bother me like it would somebody else.
That's why like I couldn't be. That's why I've always said I
could never be a lawyer because I'd be probably, I'd be a
defense attorney because I care too much about others and I'd be
a mess if I lost the case. I'd be a fucking mess.
I couldn't handle the stress, the guilt of failing somebody
and they go to like prison for 25.
Years. Well, along those lines, I
couldn't be a judge. But then the.
Other sentencing people to that. See, I'd be down for I'd be
down. I'd be much more down to be a
judge than I would be because if the other side of the aisle
would be a prosecutor and with how my personality can be, I'd
be way too competitive. And all it is about sticking it
to people. People, you don't care, you're
trying. Like that?
That's like debate. Debate class.
Debate, no, but see, but that's but that that's you're going to
be like, yeah, that just seems. No, no, I'm with you.
Like we should start our own like a legal defense fund and
start repping some fools. No, I just because like you get
you get hit with like mandatory minimums, like as a judge, you'd
be like, you know, this is fucked up.
I'm going to have to put you away for 45 years.
Like, like, like I would just like not want to do that.
Like, like I'd much rather be the defense lawyer trying to
like prevent that from happening and maybe not getting it done
than the one who's issuing it out.
Yeah, but if I got to sit there and have all the facts presented
in front of me and it was a bench trial, so I was making the
decision as the judge, I'd be more comfortable with that in my
judgement than 12 people that everybody's fighting to put like
the stupid person on or we got to get, we got to get his like I
would that's. Not what it is.
That's not what it is. I would much rather be more to
preside over. It would be fine.
And if it's a jury of the peers making the decision, you're kind
of like absolved of it. You're just there to like ref
the whole thing and everyone's deciding.
But if it was a bench trial, yeah, if it was one of those,
I'd much rather be the judge than be the prosecutor or the
defense. Yeah, I mean like.
Prosecutors I. Mean prosecutors put like,
really, you know, do good work. It's just like.
No, they no they can for sure. Right, it's just our legal our
justice system in the United States is a you know, hasn't
been as just as. But there's like, but it's like
there is some, there is some sort of like Vietnam ear and
finger necklace thing that comes with being a prosecutor that's
kind of gross. Finger necklace.
Yeah, like So what they used to say or.
People come back from. Vietnam, yeah.
And like how? Yeah.
Like that's like. Like a body count.
Yeah, like a body count. So that's like what, you know,
they used to do in Vietnam. They'd have like a necklace.
Of years, 99% conviction rate, Yeah, I don't bring cases, they
don't get convictions. Yeah, like that.
Yeah, that's kind of schmucky. I know, but it's kind of how it
is though, you know, 'cause it's like.
That's the nature of the system. But I'm just but I am.
And the type of people that it attracts, like you have to be
like, you have to, you have to have that ego and like drive to
like even, you know, pass the bar and then move your way up,
like with all these fucking rich white shoe motherfucks, you
know? Yeah, and yeah.
And then there is all sorts of fucking corrupt shit obviously
going on with the cops. I just watched this whole
fucking documentary about what? Like what we had talked about in
the past, the LA Sheriff's Department gangs.
Yeah, they're crazy. Fucking wild.
Are they still going on? Yeah, bro.
Like our, our, our new. Like they ousted like the top
sheriff and brought in this new guy and he said like, And then
when he came in he was like, he goes.
They aren't gangs. They're just cliques.
Like they had that's their softball team.
Like that's in these mother fuckers have like tattoos and
like mouse pads, like repping the click.
Like it's like the the Compton killers and like that.
There's like so there's two jails out here in LA County, not
prison jail one's called the twin towers, which I I know like
it's like infamous, but connected to it is called men's
central jail and which is like dilapidated and shit it's.
Old jail. Yeah, yeah.
But yeah. And so it's like just fucking
awful and like just so like on the third story or the 30th
story, I think it's the third that they they call them like
the 3000 boys and then the four stories, the 4000 boys, like
there's like 7 fucking gangs and it's one Sheriff's Department.
What it is the biggest Police Department in the country.
New York tries to claim that, but no, no, no, sorry.
It's the biggest incarceration system in the country.
I should say that, not the police system, $4 billion a year
LA County sheriff's get. That's how much fucking money we
have out here, dude. That's crazy.
I know. And that was after they defunded
their ass. They didn't really defund them.
They just like took a couple billion away and like put it
like somewhere else. Yeah.
OK, therapy question number four.
Final therapy question. Would you rather break one habit
instantly or gain 1 talent effortlessly?
Maybe the break a habit. You got you got a habit you've
been trying to break. No, I mean, but like I vape, I
mean, there's some things I think that'd be that'd be cool
that would be more impactful in your life than picking up a
talent effortlessly like it'd be.
More like if you pick any talent bro, I could just be like
fucking Chopin on the on the motherfucking ivories.
It's killing the piano. That that could be though, you
know what I'm saying? There's not certain things that
would be awesome to be able to do.
Yeah, that'd be tight. But for the normal person, being
able to break a bad habit, especially doing it instantly
and being able to move forward and drop something that's
negative for you and you know it's negative for you could
would probably be just as satisfying because it.
But I guess I, I guess I've done that with like my biggest thing,
you know? So it's like, so to me, it's
like, wow, let's go get the talent.
But but if you could have done, gone about addressing that in an
easier instantaneous way. No, no, I got to be done with
it. No, because like it was like the
whole process that I put myself through with like the spiritual
like journey, the group therapy, like the like, like the
introspection, like I'd like literally only focused on that
for like 6 months. You know?
It's like, I like needed all of that like process in order to
like 'cause it's like, basically like I was just like learning
life skills that they should fucking teach you in school.
Like, you know, like coping mechanisms and staying in the
present, like how to like, you know, like have emotions and
what to do, you know, stuff like that.
Yeah, positive and, and like, because it's, it's like, you
know, whenever you're like drinking or like just like
engaged in a, in some sort of like impulsive behavior that's
like negative towards you, it's like usually something else is
going on, but you know, it's like a symptom.
So it's like I like grew as a person and I just and because
because I grew as a person, then then it fixed that the other
shit. No, I got you.
I know. And I mean I totally understand
it. Because I feel like you're a
better person. Like after, you know, after.
That Well, yeah, I mean, you wouldn't want to redo it because
you're comfortable with where you're at and where you're going
and who you, who you are and who you've become.
So that makes sense. That's like when people ask me,
oh, if you couldn't have been kicked out and you weren't
kicked out whenever, if you were that age and didn't go through
everything you went through, would you do that?
And I'm like, no, I'm fine with it.
Like, see that? I see what you're saying, but
that's not what I'm saying. Because it was like, I like, I
didn't get kicked out. I just wouldn't.
Like no, I just went to enlightenment.
But what? But but for me, being kicked
out, going through that whole process was an enlightening
process for me. So that's, so that's why I
wouldn't make my path easier to get to where I'm at now because
I'm comfortable with who I am, where I'm at and the journey it
took for me to get here because I had to take that journey to
get here. So why would I roll the dice and
see like what I become without that?
See, I guess my reason why I I'm not sold on that for myself.
I should say, like, I'm not like, yeah, I'm glad that I went
through all the hard shit because I wouldn't be where I'm
at right now. I'd be like, I don't know, dude.
Like just a couple little adjustments.
Picture me. Rolling well, but anyone can say
that, so that's. What I'm saying, that's what
I'm. Saying so that's like, that's
like cherry picking your own. Not anybody like, well, no, I
just, I'm saying like I think that they're, you know, I don't.
Know what I'm talking about? We're talking about, but this is
just a bad break. One habit instantaneous.
I know, but I don't really have any like habits that are like
interfering in my life anymore, really like to where it's like,
I'd rather just go for the talent, you know?
Well, yeah, I mean, yeah, I get that.
It's kind of like, you know, we shored up the defense, now let's
go get some weapons on offense that.
Makes sense. Break time.
Sure. All right, we will be back here
in a second. And now we're back for the
topics. This Dang thing, they don't.
They don't bounce, bounce. So the first topic is going to
be, of course, the House and the Senate voting for the bill to
release the Epstein files. I saw that you put this in here.
Of course it's going to be the topic.
It's the craziest fucking shit ever.
Like just like how it all unfolded.
I went and I actually asked Chachi BT if I was able to
scroll Spotify or like Apple Music on published podcast
episodes. So I wanted to find out like
when the first time we talked about Epstein was on the show,
but I didn't have that much time.
So I only went like through the titles.
So episode one O 7 back in 2023, we had we had an episode with
Epstein in the title. And here we are almost 100
episodes later. Are we, are we going to find
out, are we going to finally see the files or, or is it going to
be like, oh, we will, we're still under investigation.
So we're going to have to redact all this blah blah blah.
Well, there were a lot. There's a lot of people saying
that that's what he was doing here all over.
So both the House and the Senate, which is kind of crazy,
move to. Unanimous.
What was no in the except? For except for one in the house.
Well, one guy in the in the House didn't vote for from
Louisiana. Right.
And then in the Senate though, Fringe fucking unanimous vote.
Well, they didn't even vote. Exactly.
They passed a resolution to disapprove it if it got
approved. Well, they call it, they call it
unanimous consent. And so they, yeah.
So basically all all that has to happen is one person say no and
then they have to actually vote on it.
But but Chuck Schumer worked it out with your boy over there in
Oklahoma. Like he's got like a serial
killer name. He's got like his name's like
Wayne John or, or John Wayne, whoever the fucking senator is.
He's got like 2 first names conjoined together as his as his
name. He's like a neppo baby on like a
farms. He's trying to fight somebody
like in a hearing that he tried to fight the the head of the
Teamsters. Do you remember that?
Yeah, I remember that. Yeah.
That this guy, he comes out onto
the Senate floor, the Republican Majority Leader, John Thune, not
even on the floor. This this asshole from Oklahoma
comes out, shakes Chuck Schumer's hand, lets him know.
Yeah, we just got off the phone because what they do is there's
a landline for all these senators.
Like that's like like to all their offices and like inside
the Capitol and only one of those senators of the like 54
Republicans had to say, no, I'm not into this.
And once this dude confirmed that all every single Republican
senator was going to vote for it just told Chuck Schumer and the
Minority Leader announced that there was a unanimous consent to
release the fucking Epstein files did fucking crazy like in
the like, I don't know. It makes me nervous that like
all this all happened, like just out of the fucking like it makes
me it's like, well, what do they like?
Do they think like they know something like if they like,
like fast track it right now, that they'll be able to get away
with something? You know, because it doesn't.
It seems so insane. No, I think.
Do you think all the Republicans are like, this is our chance,
this is our chance? I think it's just inevitable now
what information we get out of it.
We'll see. Is there going to be heavy
redactions? There's a theory that it's like
now they're cool with it because they've redacted so much of the
people that would be involved that if they release this
information, it won't hurt the people that they think it will,
which is possible. Well, there's the the Republican
Senator Tom Tillis, I think he was always like voting for to
release it, as you know. Yeah, but there wasn't very many
Republicans up until today, when it was all of them.
Well, Sunday, Sunday, Trump said that like, yeah, you guys should
all vote for it because at that point, it's like they already
had the votes. So it would be it would be it.
Wasn't Sunday, it was yesterday, right?
No, no, no. It was, I think it was Sunday
night. Going into Monday, he was like,
everybody should just vote for it.
That's what he said It was like Sunday night.
He truthed it. Well, that's just when he knows
he's already it's already he's fucked.
Yeah. I was happy he brought he
brought a girl for Laura Bobert into the mother fucking sweet
situation. So that's what I'm saying.
So by Sunday, he knew that there was nothing he could do about
it. They were going to get the vote.
So it would be submarining the party by letting them to vote no
and then have it still pass. That's a bad look.
So at this point, if you're anti, if you vote against
releasing the information, it's you're just going to be pointed
as like a sympathizer for the. Creeps.
Guess what? We're we're the big boy
Democrats over here. We're antifa.
We're coming with Republican tactics.
Yeah, yeah, speaking for myself. But no, I'm saying when it comes
to the messaging wars, like now, every single one of these
senators besides one of them voted to, to against releasing
the files 50 days ago because Chuck Schumer so, so that so
like fucking, you know, Susan Collins up in Maine, She's like
up for re election. Maine's the fucking blue state.
Like we got a good candidate over there.
She's going to be like, oh, I voted to to release Epstein
files. It's like, no, you did that
after you voted to not release them.
You and your entire party try to cover this up for 50 days.
You wouldn't see the congresswoman so that we
wouldn't have enough votes to get it released.
Yeah, even Mike Johnson was talking shit beforehand about
how bad it is, but he begrudgingly, he still voted.
But I mean, but they put it all under the guise of protecting
the victims. And they don't want to create
new victims or injure the victims that are already there.
And the pushback that Democrats are saying is like, well, we've
talked to the people that are the victims and this is what
they want and they're fine with. It they're literally on the
steps outside asking you to fucking release the shit and
it's like and Trump you, you campaign on.
It is a campaign promise. I guarantee you if they start
trying to let's say it's all super redacted, the information
we gets wildly limited. It's obviously a cover up.
Don't be shocked if that Epstein estate because there's the
estate which is basically a team of lawyers.
They've released a lot of information that's obviously
heavily damaging towards their client.
I could totally see these motherfuckers letting these
girls out of their NDA's. If they're not going to, they've
already they've the Epstein estate for yeah, whoever's
controlling his estate because he's dead.
Like they've actually been cooperating with like the
Democrats and Congress like frequently and they're giving
them a lot of this in for fucking mission.
Another strategy they're doing is the victims are going to be
able, they can tell the Congress people who the, you know,
assaulted them. And because like, if like, let's
say they signed an NDA, they tell a Congress person, the
Congress person can say, can start naming these people out
loud on the, on the floor of the Capitol, because there's a,
there's a law where you can't be sued civilly for speech you've
given at the Capitol if you're a congressperson or senator.
So that's like, that's like a very specific thing.
So, so therefore, that's a way to like skirt around the NDA.
If they, they fuck around, I think it's fucking like it's
Trump. So who knows what he's going to
do? I think it's crazy.
If they think like, Oh, you're going to make this huge deal.
All of the Republicans are going to vote for it.
And then you're going to redact the shit out of it and just keep
bringing, stringing this out. But at the same time, am I too
hopeful of thinking this like that?
These Republicans know what's in there and it's fucking
unforgivable for Trump. And they all finally, finally
got, you know, got together in the suicide pact.
And we're like, if we all vote for this and he gets exposed,
we're free, Free at last. This is our only chance to get
rid of this dude. It's like like.
And be like what? What did you want us to do?
Yeah, like, and you told. Yeah, exactly.
And like, it doesn't matter anymore because it's over for
him. You know, this is the first
time, like his entire, like that, like more than five people
bucked him, you know, and got away with it, like in the
Republican Party since he's been around.
And it was all of them at once. And that's what they had to do.
You know, it's like, you can't disarm unilaterally.
What just as raising his hand and.
I got it back. Oh, you're socialist?
So I'll tell you. He was in detention, he was in
social. No bro, it's throwed.
Hold on, let's just like with the Epstein shit, like my point
is like, am I like too like hopeful of thinking like maybe
they'd like no, this is like he's fucked and like we're just
all going to vote for it and then just let it like burn down
or because it's like it to me, it's like, dude, if he he's
going to get incriminated. So look, I get.
There he has been. There's this is like a oh, that
makes me feel so much better. Oh my God, that's a huge relief.
And now you go to see like a therapist about your addiction
to that because. Like, no man, no man, I was.
I'll, I'll finish this up. We'll talk about it after this
article. But there's like stuff that's
irreplaceable, like pictures of people that are irreplaceable
that like. Back that shit up.
But some of them are, but some of them are so old so they're
not. So now I need to no, but there's
this, there's like 4 different avenues.
There's like I'm I'm over analyzer big time.
And when I think about this situation, there's like there's
only a few scenarios in where like what's going on right now?
Scenario number one, Trump's not in it at all.
Every hold on. Let me just you make a face.
Trump's not hold on. There's nothing incriminating.
It's all bullshit and it's some big conspiracy to try to throw
him out of office, and that's all true.
So that's one scenario. That's a small, tiny slice of
pie. Now there's another slice of the
pie that he is involved in some way.
He's not criminally involved, but in some way shape or form he
knew about it or had heard about it, disregarded it, stop being
his friend, walked away from him whenever he found out and left
it alone. But he knew about it in some way
shape or form and got to. Was flying too close to the sun
and was like I'm not going to be Icarus and flew back down to the
ground. Walked away and there's another.
One, because that's that's how he always is.
He's very rational and like pragmatic in his behavior.
Then there's another. There's another little alleyway
where he's totally criminally involved.
There's and he's like a he's a big part of it, but like in the
money laundering sense of it, which is like, so he's not
involved with the girls, but he's involved with the finances.
So where he didn't do anything criminal in that sense, but he's
laundered a bunch of money and a lot of the wealth that he's
accumulated over the years has come from this in washing money.
He's facilitated, he's. Facilitated the financial of a
he's been a financial Yep, of a, of like a, a creep ring.
The other one is and he's like the dude.
The other one is this man. The whole place burns down.
There's and like there's and So what we're seeing right now is
either it's there's people who believe that he's that there's
nothing in it and there's nothing that they can do that
they're like, OK, well, we just all have to vote because it
looks bad on paper if we vote against releasing information
about people being pervs and that just looks bad, right like.
Of course it fucking looks bad and he ran on it and they're,
they, they blame the Democrats for having this like cabal of
like children, like predators. And it's like, no dude, y'all
put the, the, the, the child predator Badlands fucking style
predator in the White House. You voted for the guy that you
like and then thought he was going to like rat on himself.
It's like how many fucking pictures they just the the
emails they released preemptively this you know
60,000 the Republicans like just like spammed us with like acting
like it didn't like incriminate Trump when all it does is say
his name 1600 fucking times. No, I know, I know.
So some of it is. And, and, and, and part of that
1600 times is Epstein being like, how the fuck is he going
to fuck me? I I'm going to fuck him.
I got dirt on him. Donald Trump is the worst person
I've ever met in my life. There's not a single good bone
in his body. That's a quote from Epstein.
So it's a single decent cell, I think, yeah.
Which is even. Worse but but.
No. I mean, I mean, so it's it's
suicide to vote against this, especially how they vote on
party lines, very bipartisan. That looks really bad even on
his face. Just morally it.
Looks like they already did that two months ago.
True, but now it's like they could do that before because
they they could win the vote. Now that they can't win the
vote, it looks it looks bad if you're already going to lose, to
still do that, right? That's like, like, you know, get
the fuck out of here. Because they know what's coming
out is going. To be there's not.
There's not a an. I'm good at analogies.
I can't even come up with an analogy of how stupid that would
be. Like that would be dumb as shit.
Republicans don't ever cease to amaze me and like the shit that
they do and then also get away with.
And I think that might be part of the problem here too, is
Trump from the jump has been on, you know, with the Access
Hollywood tape, you know, like he's has like 14 fucking
accusers of sexual assault. He's been found guilty or liable
by a jury of his peers twice for sexually abusing a woman in a
motherfucking department store. Like like so and he's gotten
away. He's he he he committed an
insurrection on the country, got re elected with more votes.
So I you know, at some point like that, like corrupts your
brain. Like it's like Kanye after the
car accident, he comes out with through the wire and all of a
sudden he's like thinks he's God.
Like God saved him for a reason. Trump same thing.
He got like shot in the ear. He's like, oh, I'm here for a
reason. He gets the God complex and he
thinks he can just get away with it.
He's like, yeah, fucking who gives?
A shit, the scenario that the shooting is staged is real.
OK, before you go on a rant. And that was used.
That was yeah, but that's what you want me to jump in and be
like it is God damn it. I'm saying what if what if that
was staged? And the whole point of staging
it was to distract from all of this shit to just like literally
to move this move the the scope over from OK, this like creepy
ring of all these rich billionaires to know, Oh my God,
somebody tried to just shoot the president.
Right? Like maybe like there's, I feel
like what? If it was the secret creepy
billionaires trying to get rid of the president who's
campaigning on releasing the motherfucking documents, you
know what I'm saying? Yeah, and they're like, dude,
what are you doing? What are you doing?
It's possible. No dude, I don't know it's
possible that it was this motherfucking like dweeb incel
who but wanted to I. Could I could see a scenario
since the estate is working with them, releasing those women,
those victims from their Ndas, I know they can say them to
Congress and they can read them on the.
Floor Yeah, that was just like a strategy.
But don't be shocked if the estate, with how we've seen them
act, if they decide hold on, if they decide to scrub all this
information, redact as much as possible.
Don't be shocked if they don't release these girls from these
NDA's. They don't make them.
The NDA's aren't only the NDA's aren't with just Jeffrey
Epstein, it's the clients, homie.
The NDA's are with like these fucking dudes, like the John's
man, like like little like fucking Larry Summers and
potentially Bill Clinton and fucking, you know, whoever, you
know, it's just the list. It's ridiculous.
Like Noam Chomsky, like my my motherfucking like too, my
socialist guru. Oh, heartbreaking.
But I do feel like yeah. I mean, that's yeah.
What is it they say instead? Of what Noam Chomsky stands for,
which is like, it's like he's like y'all are getting fucked by
like there is like this like secret Society of like elites
who are like fucking like the middle class.
And you know, it's like, have you ever watched his like his
like thing on Netflix? Like that shit?
I've watched that like 10 times. I've.
Watched tons of this. But then but he's like at the
peak of it, Come on, you know, like, I mean.
Die hard conspiracy theorist. So if you go down the conspiracy
theory rabbit hole, you will bump into him.
He is. He is because he's like
conspiracy. Theorist.
No, but he's conspiracy theorist adjacent.
So he's like lives across the street from conspiracy theories
and his yard's a little bit cleaner and he's he's like much
more put together and he knows he knows what he's talking
about. He's like a vocal insider who's
always been kind of an outsider. He's like, if Alex Jones was in
a scumbag, that's kind of like what he would be like, if that
makes sense. Are.
You like, he's like the opposite of Alex Jones.
He's like, he's like anti Alex Jones.
He's like, he's like the warrior to Alex Jones's Mario.
Because Alex Jones is a scumbag. That's what I'm saying.
But but, but this is in the context of Noam Chomsky being in
the emails with Jeffrey Epstein. Except for we must say, like
it's not like there was anything about like sex ring.
It's. No, no, no.
And he, he surrounded himself with those people.
I know, but it's after that he was convicted as a sex offender
in Florida that like these people, all these people are
talking to him, including Trump. But instead, he cut him off.
Apparently he had the first Thanksgiving dinner he had at
the White House. He Jeffrey Epstein ate there via
the emails. Remember he was campaigning in
Jeffrey Epstein's plane, like because like someone was up with
the fucking Trump shit plane, you know?
And so it's like, dude, how many pictures we have to see with
like every time I go look for these Democrats hanging out with
Epstein, I just a picture of you pops up.
Trump like did like it's insane. Like how like this is how you
know they're in a cult. It's like, it's like, it's so
obvious, Like you're telling me that Trump, everything we know
about Trump and he's hanging out with Epstein all the time and
Epstein's running the sex ring for rich dudes like nothing
happened. Get the fuck out of here.
And and he's just acting guilty. He's like, oh, it's a hoax.
What's a hoax? You just said that like a bunch
of Democrats are involved. Is it a hoax or is it a sex
ring? Well, it's one of those Either
you're lying now, or you lied then.
So when were you lying? Yeah, you're lying.
Like in mid sentence like you're contradicting yourself.
Just when? Just pick a time now or now or
earlier. It's a hoax, but the Democrats,
but it's the Democrats who are who are who are in the sex ring,
not me. Because if you.
If you were stirring up a bunch of lies about some gross creep
ring that's doing all this stuff to underage girls, that's a
weird thing to lie about to get elected.
And if that was true, and now you're lying to say that it's
not true, why are you lying? There's no either way, you're a
piece of shit. So what Are you lying?
I think it's easily explained as this.
And this is how I used to be like when I was like 16 and
like, getting into trouble. I would never admit to whatever
I was being accused of, like whether it was like smoking weed
or drinking like, you know, underage.
I would stick with the lie, no matter how absurd it was, how
obvious it was that I was lying, because to me it was like, if
you're going to lie, you have to stick with it, right?
Or otherwise, what's the fucking point?
I'm. Going to like.
I'm going to like for. Half the time and then just
admit to it. I think I told, I think I told
the story where I came home super stoned one time and I
didn't have eye drops. And I walk into the house.
I go straight, straight to go take a shower.
My mom's sitting there and I normally chat with her for a
second and I walk in. I look at the ground.
I go to take a shower and I'm standing in the shower.
I have the shower curtain open and I'm looking at myself in the
mirror and I'm like, Oh my God. Like my eyes are done.
Like the moment I walk out of this room, I'm fucked.
And I'm sitting there and I'm like, OK, what am I going to do?
What am I going to do? And I'm looking around and I'm
like, oh, I have an idea. I'm going to rub soap in my
eyes. I'm going to wash my face.
I'm going to rub soap in my eyes.
I'm going to make an autumn. I'm going to make a loud audible
sound so that it's known that I got soap in my eyes.
Maybe a little doodoo better little doodoo better.
Some pink eyes are the last one. And I'm going to, and then I'm
going to, you know, that that's what it is.
It's like I got like, I got, you know, some Neutrogena in my face
or something. So I do all that, boy.
I come out of that bathroom. If my mom's not standing there
in the corner of the hallway with her arms crossed, my mom's
pretty intimidating. Mom's a nice lady, I guess.
Then she was a little bit rougher around the edges.
But mom's not a short woman. My mom's pretty serious.
There's a passion inside that woman.
And she's just standing in the dark in the corner with her arms
crossed. And I'm like, I'm like, what?
And she's like, do you really think I'm going to believe that
bullshit instantly? And I just started stuck with
it. I just.
I just I just. My my point is that.
I deny. Right.
So Trump said whatever the fuck he could in order to get votes
and just get to the next fucking day, get to the next like hour,
like basically. Stay out of stay out of prison.
Yeah, he's running from fucking. Whatever the fuck he has to say,
he'll say it. He's shameless.
We just talked about it, like, And so this is just a
continuation of that. And it's just like he probably
just thought it would never catch up to him.
Man. Like so, So I think that's what
it is. He's just like sticking to in
the now. It's just not making any sense,
you know? No, that's what I'm saying.
It's like if this was like the first 48, you didn't even need
to. Like you just need to bring one
person in and give him a chicken sandwich.
They're going to tell you everything.
Yeah, like Trump's done. Her name's Marjorie.
Marjorie Trader Brown. Because the green grass turns
brown when it rots. That was a fucking post by
Trump. Well, but he's but that's also a
dumb fight to pick because because like she's been one of
your staunchest supporters, like.
Did you hear her today? You hear today?
She goes, she goes. I she's I'm not one of those
Johnny come lately, she goes. I was, I was riding with Trump
from day one, 2015 from day from day one.
Like she was like had some like, like she's like, don't, don't
even like come over here and try to check my credentials.
Johnny come lately. Yeah, but I mean.
Actually use that phrase like like.
But her bailing like that, see, because like, I think that
partially This is why he wanted Matt Gaetz to originally be his
attorney general, because Matt Gaetz is a psycho.
So was Pam Bondi. Dude, she.
Was Pam Bondi is. Like a contestant.
They're they're hold on. They're they're they're psychos
for different reasons. And Matt Gaetz is a more
dangerous psychopath than Pam Bondi because he has the
connections in Capitol Hill to try to get shit done.
He's he's do that. And that's what's really scary
about him is not that he's paying a girl in a homeless
shelter who's a minor to sleep with them, which just came out
recently, which is a big deal. And I mean all.
And then also the Venmo stuff, and then the guy that he was
allegedly doing this with going to prison and all that crazy
stuff. Like there's no reason for him
to be in that position. But he's way more of like, he
positions himself as an outsider, but he's a, he's a
Washington insider. So that would be I think with
Matt Gaetz's like he already had enough legal shit.
And unlike Pam Bondi, like he like he can get jobs in like a
lobby, like lobby and shit like without Trump's help, where Pam
Bondi would never even be like sniff.
She would never sniff the attorney general fucking office,
let alone be the attorney general of the United States
unless it was Trump. That's what these like dictators
do is they promote people who are unqualified and would only
ever be there in their lives if it was for the dictator giving
them that job. So then they just do whatever
the dictator says because they know that like, like they're
completely unqualified and they want to stick, you know, with
the gig like Cash Patel, fucking Pam Bondi, like all these people
are completely unqualified. And that's what they do.
Dude, like ask Xi Jinping. Dude is like just fucking purges
the fucking Chinese Communist Party like took out all of like
the head like Secretary of State, Secretary of Defense and
puts like put people like that aren't like as capable, but
they're just loyal to you because they know that they're
only in that job because of you. And that's what so Pam Bondi
will just do whatever the fuck he he he says where Matt Gaetz
might be like more crafty, but like he's like did like, I'm not
going to like go to fucking prison for the rest of my life
because Donald Trump. Yeah, I know.
I mean, this is like the wildest timeline, the wildest timeline
to be alive. And what's what, this is what's
really crazy. So when I was like 10, I used to
always say like, I, I feel like I'm going to be alive for
something that's just going to be fucking wild and it's going
to completely change the world. I used to say that all the time.
I was like no, no, no, no. No, I know.
That's like predicting the rapture, dude.
No, just saying that like I didn't know what it was.
I was just like, I just have a hunch there's going to be some
monumental crazy stuff. Hashtag main character.
But but that when I was tense, we could.
Be ready, Player 1. It could be aliens, it could
have been whatever the fuck I just like.
There's going to be something monumental that's going to
change how we how change the course of human history for
forever. And what's wild is you could say
that we've already seen that with like 911 and all these
other significant things. Love of Rock Uncensored on
Amazon. What we're seeing now is the
craziest shit ever. This is like there's been small
No, no, no, no, hold on, let me finish this.
In the United States, you should say.
In in not instance, but there, yeah, in the United States,
there has been things similar to this that have happened within
the United States surrounding around politics.
If you're curious about it, look up Don King.
He was a part of the Republican Party.
He got. That boxing promoter.
No, he was, But he was a black guy.
He was big in Ohio and the Ohio Boys Club, and they used to
abuse all these kids. Suppose they would take them
from the boys. The boys club do all these
things too. It was a big deal he ended up.
Getting fucking Boy Scouts, Catholic Church, we get that.
But he ended up, he ended up getting put in prison for
embezzling $40 million from the Republican Party.
But he's a big predominant figure in politics.
Met the president, spoke like he was a big political heavyweight
dude and was doing all this super crazy shit.
And there's another one, Fox Island, which is like Michigan,
where there was another weird thing.
So there's been things like not to this scale.
You're talking about like child sex.
Yeah, like, yeah, like, yeah, like child like exploitation of
children within United States politics.
This has happened before. Not the elite scale.
Yeah, amongst the elite, it's been a lot smaller scale.
Normally on a state scale, something that would be more
like not. Like a global scale.
Like the international crime syndicate that is the Catholic
Church. So like season 1 of True
Detective can be loosely tied to similarities in the boys club
using schools, using after school programs using creating
or Sandusky in Penn State creating a creating a nonprofit
for underprivileged kids organization with the intent of
having access to them. People.
This is this is just such on a big scale.
And now there's so much instant information that people get it
so quickly that it's not like, Oh yeah, that that weird dude,
because I just mentioned Don King and you're like the boxing
promoter. And I'm like, Oh no, like pretty
big heavyweight dude in Ohio politics back in the day on TV
all the time. Big fat black dude, totally him
and a bunch of other people. It sounded like proven in court,
but there is so much circumstantial evidence.
It's crazy. People being like, I was abused
there. There's tunnels under that's
underneath that school. And they used to take us into
these tunnels and they're like, there's no tunnels.
And then they excavate the school and they find a bunch of
fucking tunnels. Like weird stuff like that.
These things have happened before with these people in
power who start doing creepy shit.
And it's very, it's, it's this is like on such a large scale
because every single, whenever we've seen it before, the means
that these people have compared to the others.
I mean, the dude got caught and put in prison for embezzling $40
million. Like, right?
If Peter Thiel's doing weird shit on Epstein Island, he does
it. He does it well.
Take the take. The girls out of there, he's
doing weird shit. It's Peter fucking Teal, the
Antichrist. You, you, you, you, you, you
take him. He has the between him and they
have so much money. Like it's like so much, it's
like it's, it's so much decadence when I and I'm not a
religious person, but when I see shit like this, I'm like, oh
man, this is some like wild Sodom and Gomorrah type shit.
Like this is, so this is and not to be.
The inequality in the United States right now is, is past the
inequality of the Gilded Age back in like in like the late
1800s when they called it the Gilded Age where it's just like
the the rich robber barons and all that fucking shit.
And yeah, we're worse now. Elon Musk is a trillionaire.
He can't get out of his own fuck.
He can't stop tripping over his own tiny little South African
Dick and somehow stumbles like in from 300 billion to a
trillion in a in a 12 month period because he put it in a
$233 million investment into Trump's fucking campaign, dude.
It's like, dude, Tesla barely makes a profit, Twitter's in the
tank and this motherfucker double S up twice.
Yeah. Meanwhile, meanwhile, we're like
the Trump administration suing the Supreme Court to stop them
from demanding that they give out food stamps a day before the
the government opens. Like, Nope, they can't eat
today. Yeah, we'll give them to
tomorrow. So side note, I wasn't going to
talk about it because I've been dealing with this since last
Thursday last. Thursday.
Actually, it was before last Thursday.
What was that? Kind of, Yeah.
So did you call me the day that it happened?
I called you the day that it happened.
OK, so you called me on Sunday? Yeah, because I was, I woke up
and was taking a poop and. Was like 3 days.
Well, that's the appeal process. So let me.
So let me because if I if I fail the appeal process, I lose
everything and it's not. Good thing that we just we just
started our legal defense fund so I got.
And there's no, there's no phone call number, there's no nothing.
It's you submit a selfie to prove that you are who you say
you are, no explanation. And just say I'm appealing the
fact that you're banning me. This is from your.
Plat Joseph got banned on Meta. I got banned on Instagram and
since my Instagram is linked to my faith company Facebook page
and everything, it banned me on from Meta, not just from
Instagram because they're because they're linked.
So I didn't do anything on Facebook.
I didn't do anything on Instagram.
Well. That's what I'm saying.
What do you? Mean so if if you don't.
Have you did something on? Instagram no no.
If you don't have them, linked your Facebook and.
Your Instagram like. Cross posting you won't get
banned on Facebook, you won't get banned on meta, you just get
banned. So basically somebody, so
somebody, no, I gave it back. So somebody I literally just got
the emails and I'm like, oh, you can use it.
I. Was like, oh, they're like,
they're like an Indian giver. We apologize for the
inconvenience. You're I.
Guess those are opposite. All of your accounts have been
reinstated which is extremely hard to get done when you get
like I've researched this when you get banned on meta on both
it is super hard to get your shit reinstated which.
Is why this is this is never happening, but everybody I've
ever heard is like they get like they get like thrown off like my
my BLM like a homies like during the protest like would get
kicked off like we're saying some militant shit for like 4
days and they'd be like right back at it.
Well, it depends on what it is, but yeah, so somebody was spam
reporting my Instagram account. I don't know who it was.
I have theories on who it was. We're just like mass spamming me
so but last week before that happened, so that happened, they
started mass spamming me like Friday, Saturday and was.
It live chat girl shit or like. No, it's like they're just, you
know, all I do is post goofy memes.
No. Yeah, but like what?
What are they doing? They're reporting my memes.
Oh, reporting it. OK, so there so it's someone
that follows me was watching my account, seeing me post stuff,
goofy stupid memes or stuff for this that's like not offensive,
but it's like trolley or whatever and was just reporting
report, report, report, report, report.
Report going to my they were. They were reporting you
regardless of what the fuck the content was.
Yeah, whatever the content was. Yeah, but they but but Meta now
uses an AI platform for their moderation.
They don't have people that sit there anymore.
And watch the community notes or that's what they call it.
So they got rid of like the fact checkers and, and shit.
And now it's like they, they leave it up to the US, just like
how we became the products, you know, like, like now it's up to
us to police the place too. Well yes, but they'll if you are
mass spam reporting the AI algorithm that will just suspend
you. That's what I'm saying.
Like so. Yeah.
So. So I was literally sitting there
watching a stupid video taking a shit at like 8:00 in the morning
and I'm on there not doing anything and I just get booted
like I. Is a is AAM like your normal
cycle for your bowel movements? I mean, I don't know.
I was, I don't know. I think I had like Indian food
or. Something I was AI was a full I
was a full grown ass adult before I found out they that
everybody has like a bowel movement like cycle where you
poop like around the same time everyday.
It's never, never been like that in my entire.
Life but but so last week on Tuesday, somebody was trying to
log into my Instagram account and I got it.
I got a notification that's like hey, and I got my account got
flagged and I was like what the fuck?
And it was weird. I wasn't even on my phone was
driving to go take to go run an errand, drive back home in that
10 minute window. Suspicious activity on your
phone like somebody else was trying to log into my phone or
into my Instagram account from an unknown phone somewhere.
So it sent me a notification, it shut my account down, made me
verify who I am, redo my password, do all that.
I did it and I got back in and I was like, that's fucking weird.
But you know, whatever I don't it's like I click any weird
links. The only fans weird.
Like no I'm serious it's just like that's fucking weird.
But sometimes that happens. I got a new phone like 3 weeks
ago so maybe it doesn't recognize it's my phone, I don't
know. But I didn't look that much into
it. It's like whatever.
And then I started getting these weird notifications of somebody
reporting like my stories, reporting my pics like random
shit from 10 years ago because I've had this Instagram account
for forever. Reporting you because you just
black on a Friday night. Just reporting me for the sake
of trying to get my account closed.
You do that. It's like you're basically
you're not doxing me, but you're essentially trying to dox me or
get me get me banned for whatever reason.
See, this is something I never even thought about and you'd
think this would have happened to me and all my messy
relationships. You ain't have any messy
relationship where where you have like some chick who's just
like. No, I mean like.
You would have thought like this would have happened to me by
now. Man, if I firmly believe if you
people in this world have issues with other people who are
comfortable being themselves. If you're comfortable being
yourself, you don't curtail who you are.
Change who you are to appease the people around you so that
they like you more. That fucking bothers people like
it bothers. People are inspired by that.
Some people are, some people don't.
There's this goofy quote. I mean, it's like some stupid
inspirational thing where he's like, hey man, it's like the
people that are OK with themselves, it can be
comfortable in a room by themselves with nobody they
know. Those are the people that like
they're good. They have like a sense of self.
And if you're, if you have a sense of self like that and I'm
not going to change who I am to make you like me, that sometimes
that bothers people. But that's that's Stoic
philosophy, man. I was just told you, I was
listening to the audio book of Meditations by Marcus Aurelius
that he talks about that getting rid of like the self
consciousness. Once you get rid of self
consciousness, it's like you just be so much more happier.
And like, think about like when on the fucking dance floor at a
wedding, it's like nobody gives a shit if you're a good dancer.
Everybody looks at the guy who like that looks like he doesn't
give a shit, you know? Yeah, like I I send you goofy
reels sometimes and they're stupid and you.
Know but like OK but hold. On hold on, but like I think
this. Person did this because of your
the reels or it's just no matter what the fuck you posted, if it
was pictures of like you had a one year old and it was just
only pictures of them, they were going to report it because it
was just what they had to report.
So so you like you're getting like self-conscious like some of
them are like a little edgy. It's like it doesn't matter.
No, knock your names out. No, I'm no.
But what I'm saying is this. Person, they're knocking you,
No. But what I'm saying is they're
not bad. They're not violating.
I've never violated the terms and policies of like any of
these platforms. So it's wild that I'd be flagged
like that. So then that, so somebody's
trying to log in, I get it fixed.
Somebody starts mass reporting my shit and then I'm like, what
the fuck? Then somebody starts trying to
log into my one of my personal e-mail accounts, but they're
trying to do it using some weird roundabout way where I keep
getting a notification that they're somebody's trying to do
it. I'm like what the fuck?
Then Sunday morning I get kicked out of my account and it's like
hey you are sure you are. You have 180 days to appeal
this. If you do not appeal it, you're
permanently banned. If you we decide against you on
this appeal, you are permanently banned for Meta.
Period. I got an Oculus like that would
fuck my whole world up dude. Like that would change a bunch.
Of have you downloaded the new app?
The meta AI app vibes. No, I haven't.
Not yet. You should, you should and then
you can, you can connect your Oculus to it and then you can
like create movies out of fucking pictures of yourself and
then look at it in your Oculus that.
Sounds a little narcissistic but OK, but a.
Photo of anything? But so I had to appeal and I
don't even understand what I'm appealing and there's no one to
call and I'm like, well, look, man, like that sucks.
Obviously it would suck to lose my Instagram.
I have like over 1000. That's not that important.
I've just had the same account. There's old pictures that I that
are nowhere 'cause I posted them on Instagram like 10 phones ago
before you could even like really transfer your photos like
that that. Was dude, like I thought I've
thought about that a couple times.
Like every now and then I'm like, dude, like I wish like,
'cause yeah, like, like there's like years of my life that like,
you know, there's not that many pictures and.
Pictures of me and my dad, me and my mom, me and my grandpa,
me and my grandma that are like irreplaceable.
And on Sunday I was, when I talked to you, I was like, this
is dumb. I was like, but I was like, man,
it just sucks, 'cause it would suck to lose those pictures, not
to lose my Facebook page 'cause I'm smart and I made my boy and
owner of the page too. So that's why So that's why the
page didn't get eradicated was and you had access to it.
That's why I was like, oh wait, 'cause I, I researched it.
I was like, what the fuck? And I was reading Reddit you.
Put me you put me in charge of the trust.
'Cause there are some people that have been banned for shit
like this and never get their accounts OK.
So I was going to ask you, is your accounts, are they public?
No, they're private. See, cause like there's this
thing somebody, I've never done this before, but there's this
website, it's called the Wayback Machine.
And you can yeah. And you can see the Internet
like from any, like any day in the past.
I don't have no idea how they've done this.
I've like, I've always like I've heard about it like a couple
times, like on like the radio. Yeah, like a long time ago.
And I've that's how they get. People posting racist tweets and
shit. Right.
Yeah, but like, don't you think that would be I, I think it's
like one person who's like, it's like who's in charge of that?
I think that's what I heard. Don't you think that would be
like a really like money, like making you?
It's like basically you have the James Webb telescope looking,
you know, back in time through the universe.
It's like, oh, like on July 15th, 2003, I can see what the
Internet looked like. Like who's who's saving that
information? Yeah, well, so I said in my
appeal, they said it that was on Sunday morning.
They said it would take 24 hours.
I just like literally I was like, oh, like right in the
middle of this article, I got 2 e-mail, 4 emails from Meta,
Instagram being like, hey, we apologize for the inconvenience.
Your account was wrongfully suspended or wrongfully banned.
We will be looking into who's who was and it's like an e-mail,
no response, no header. It's like a blank fucking e-mail
that's just like, hey, R bad and they're going to look into who
was mass reporting my account and they could potentially be
suspended. Or you can.
Save every photo that you have on Facebook.
So just do that and then. No, I am and I'm going to unlink
them for sure. Yeah.
But but like corny. Shit, I'm so jaded to that
because like whenever I started like recording music and I was
doing like covers, every time they're hitting me with the
algorithms hitting me with like, oh, oh, this is copyright
infringement. And every time it's, it's like
you have to appeal it and there's an option.
Well, you can ask them to like review it or you can click
escalate to appeal. So it's like that.
You could either give them 30 days to say like to like the
actual record label to listen to it and to see if like it's OK or
not. But if I, I was escalated to
appeal, I'm like, why? I don't want to wait 30 fucking
days. So that gives them seven days.
And if they don't say anything within seven days, it gets
cleared no matter what, even if it was copyright infringement.
But but it like I used a separate e-mail for that disco
demigod@gmail.com. But if you looked at the inbox
all like it's like 400 emails of, of copyright infringement
notification, appeal submitted, appeal one.
It's like, like, so it's just like, I've done it so many times
that it's like, that doesn't sound that scary.
Well, but that's but you're but it's that's on YouTube.
Yeah, YouTube. But then meta is hard.
Meta is hardcore. Meta is hardcore because like
I'll, I'll post the same song like on Reels and then they'll
flag it, you know, if they think it sounds too like, much like
the original song. And then whenever I just go now,
it's fine, restore it. And then they're like, OK, we'll
restore it. And then on Facebook, they'll
never restore it. It's like your your song's muted
and and it lists all like the countries and it's like 195 of
them. Yeah.
And then you can either cut out that segment or yeah, no.
It's yeah, I cut out that segment and I'm like, fuck you.
Like, like, but it's good on the IG Reels, but not on Facebook.
But mine are connected so it's posting it on both and I'm like
it just looks. It just seems janky because then
now it's just cover art like. It's taken, it's taken a year,
almost two years for that strike for the screenplayers to drop
off. I have no strikes now on
YouTube. I had a strike for a a warning.
So it wasn't even a strike. It was a warning about a strike
for forever that was just there. Was a well, just just like how
Brady, my brother opened three gyms, you know, at once.
We tried to start three podcasts basically at once.
It was this podcast, our flagship podcast, talk shit to
get off the pod. And then there was Joseph's
sports podcast, Angry Black Quarterback.
Which we'll make a comeback. Yeah.
And then and then we had a movie podcast called Screenplayers and
where we were going to, we were going to do sequels like, so
like movies that are like multiple yeah, sequels like I
said, and then like and analyze them.
And the first one was Lethal Weapon 1-2 and three.
And episode 2 was Lethal Weapon 2.
And halfway through that we were banned from YouTube.
And that was the end of Screenplayers.
Yeah, but we could technically do it on Facebook.
Well, now I'm fucking freaked out about doing shit on
Facebook, but because we're not streaming on Facebook right now
because we normally do, but I'm locked out so now I'm not Yay.
So shout out. But that's what I was reading
and researching and people were like, no, if your shit's linked
and you get banned on one, you're banned on both.
And it's really hard to get your account back when you are not
because they did it so much. It wasn't like, oh, you're
suspended a week. It was like we're deleting your
account. I'm surprised this doesn't
happen to people more often. And if you and if?
You it's like swatting. It's like getting swatted but.
Like and if and if you lose the appeal, you do not get that.
That's it. So that's why I was like, fuck
man. Like if I lose the appeal then
I'm just going to lose everything.
And I didn't even do anything. But that's they use that harsh
language like whenever I'm doing like with the songs.
And then they'll also like like list off.
Like just because you don't monetize it doesn't mean that
it's fair use. Just because you know something,
something, something doesn't mean it's fair use.
And then I'm just like, OK, well, this is fair use.
And then at the very end I'll be like, is there anything else you
would like to say to the artist or record label?
And every time, because I've done it so many times, it's I
just keep it the same. So like otherwise, like there's
no need to think about it every time.
I just go, it was like how much of the original work was used?
I go none. I recorded and sang this myself
period. And then every time it gets it's
good. Not every time there's been like
probably like 90% of my appeals have gotten cleared.
OK, well, I've never been in this situation before, so that's
sucked and yeah, it's over with. But I mean, I had, I mean, it,
it was weird that I'm trying to get into my personal e-mail and
stuff. So it's somebody who knows me
who's doing that, and I'm like, that's corny, bro.
But I mean, then they stopped. But it's like if you're trying
to do it like it didn't, like you're stupid, it's dumb.
It's over with. Goodbye.
Kind of similar to that, I threw my wallet out at the Post Malone
concert because it smelled like tobacco and so I just put all my
cards in my pocket and I eventually like lost them.
And I have a PayPal debit card and that was one of the cards
that I had lost. And so I got a new one, but
somebody tries to charge it is. But this is going on for like 4
months now, like every every day, every other day tries to
charge it for like 30 cents, zero cents and it gets declined.
I got a new card, activated it, cancelled the other one.
And I'm so everyday getting emails that this person still
testing out the PayPal card to see if like, 'cause I don't keep
money in there. You know, it's like, oh, like
I'll transfer money in there to like buy crypto to like send to
like the poker or, you know, online.
But but yeah, so I'd like, I thought like once you got a new
card that like they would stop like paying attention to
somebody trying to charge your old card that you said that was
lost or stolen. Yeah.
Yeah, I still get emails. I mean, you know, they're kind
of like Trump, You know, they're just like sticking with it.
They're like, hey, fuck yeah. One day I.
Got this card, it'll work one day.
One day, but I wonder what they're trying to buy like that.
It's like $0.38. It's a lot of them are zero
cents. They're probably just trying to
see if there's anything there. Right, but like what are they
they have to try to purchase something like what is their
like they have their own like. It's like a Lucy at the bodega
or something. That's charging them up.
It's like charging them $0.50 fifty cents.
Yeah, no, no, for now. It's more than $0.50 now at.
Least I'm going to skip the second article, but I'm going to
go to the third one. Alleged plot to bribe a juror
with 100K up ends former heavyweight boxers New York drug
trial. Awesome.
Three men arrested Monday for allegedly offering to pay
100,000 in cash to a juror at a Brooklyn drug trial for former
heavyweight boxer Goran Gold Golgic, leading a federal judge
to abruptly dismiss the jury just as it was about to hear
opening statements. An anonymous jury was chosen
whenever the trial resume. Will will be chosen when the
trial resumes after a 30 day break.
He is a fees from Montenegro. Yeah.
Goran's from Montenegro was set to stay in trial for allegedly
conspiring to smuggle 20 tons of cocaine to Europe from Colombia
through the US ports using commercial cargo ships.
He pled not guilty. His lawyer did not immediately
respond for a request of comment. 3 individuals were
arrested. They approached A juror and
offered to pay 100K in return for a not guilty verdict.
Three men may have obtained a copy of the jurors list or jury
information from individuals connected to the trial.
That's Wildman to think you can like get away and you got to
come with way more than 100 million.
Nowadays around 40 tons. That's 80 lbs of fucking BA BA
blow straight from Colombia. I don't know why you're stopping
in the United States. We're going to Europe.
Like we're just causing a hassle for yourself.
But, you know, I don't know, maybe somebody had to like, you
know, get their cut, like, like, that's just weird because the
units go straight from fucking Colombia.
Oh, no. Oh, yeah.
Although Venezuela's on the Atlantic side.
Colombia's on the Pacific side. Yeah.
Trying to get to Europe. I don't know.
Yeah, I guess so. But I could go through Panama
Canal. But yeah, 40 GS, 40 tons of
coke. You in your truck?
Barely into 6 figures on the juror.
Yeah, that 20 tons are 18.1 metric tons. 20 tons a ton is
2000 lbs. So it's yeah, 40,000 lbs.
£40,000 a lot of people. Don't I always get sad when I
hear about like seizures like that?
I'm like damn, that's 40,000 lbs of like good coke off the
market. Like, that's the city boys down.
It wasn't even in the US market, though it was going to Europe.
But he he said that they're going to Europe through the
ports of the United States like. Yeah, so they're going to send.
What are we going to go? We're not going to sell the
United States. We're just going to go through
their customs just to see if they can find it.
Dude, give your ass back to Montenegro, homie.
I bet he's not Negro either, huh?
No Montenegro's what like a Eastern European country?
No, I know that's what I'm saying.
Like I was going to say, this did sounds Russian or like
Albanian. Yeah, that's like when they're
like, oh, he's from like Siberia, Montenegro, Montenegro,
Slovenia, Slovenia. No, I.
Know, but yeah. Big fucking dude.
So a heavyweight boxer from Montenegro is a huge dude.
And he's going down to Colombia. Like what is he even doing?
Why is he retired but 100K you got to come with more than that.
With the cost of eggs and cheese, 100K ain't gonna cut it
bro. Well, do you think, how did you
get caught? Didn't say how we got caught.
The juror was like, get out of here, cheap ass.
He's like, this is America, bro. Yeah, 100.
KA100K for a not guilty verdict. Fuck out of here bro you.
Give me 202 fifty quarter mil maybe.
Are you kidding me? No, dude, like this is like
unpatriotic like like being a part of like the jury system is
like such a vital like thing like in this country, like we
already have problems with like the the fucking Justice
Department under, you know, Trump, like at least we could
keep that civic duty. I heard somebody pose this
question and I'm curious what hear what you have to say if we
had not had twelve person jury trials of our peers from the
jump, you know, in this country and let's say like somebody and
we just had like a computer system that did it like, you
know, just decided it. Do you think that because we
like everybody accepts that that's probably the best way,
right. A jury of your peers?
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, for the most part,
yeah. But do you think that, like, if
we'd never had had it, but somebody proposed it in 2025,
that we would trust each other enough?
We'd be like, yeah, yeah, that makes sense.
I'll leave my fate up to 1212 Ram.
Yeah, but but because it's been like, around for so long that
we're all like, yeah, of course that's the fucking best way.
It's kind of like cash. Like if cash didn't exist and
somebody tried to invent it, they'd be thrown in fucking
jail. Like that shit's illegal, bro.
Yeah. Yeah, but it's just a bit around
for. Cassius King.
Yeah but like no way it gets invented in 2025 if it never
existed. Like like fucking Uncle Sam
would, right? Dude you be fucked federally.
Yeah, pretty. That's a crazy story.
I didn't even hear about this guy trying to move 440.
It was only 100K. Well, I mean the 40,000 lbs of
coke. Being.
Moved by a pro boxer? I haven't heard that it's.
Probably because he probably got arrested under Biden.
You know, Biden just go out there and flaunt like when he
like, you know, puts. Have ice cream.
Kids had every. Killing fisherman and like
putting out the videos like. Every kid had a cone.
They'd all have cones and I'd be out and by the the lake and the
IT was good times and everyone had a cone.
And we finally beat Medicare. God damn, when I heard that I
was listening to it on NPR. The audio dude.
When he did that debate. I listened to the whole thing on
audio because I was going to the poker room.
I was on the waiting list. Second article short A loose
wire on the ship may have led to that Baltimore Bridge collapse A
loose wire on a cargo ship caused a power outage that may
have led to the 2024 deadly collapse of the Francis Scott
Key Bridge that they said it was preventable.
So there's a loose wire that cut the power that caused them to
run into that bridge that killed 6 people and fucked up shipping
for people for a while because it's a pretty big port.
But also kind of a success story.
They're like this, this shit might be down for years and like
Nah, like they like got that shit back open and running like
pretty quickly. No, they did.
But that was that and also like a highway that like collapsed in
Pennsylvania. They said it was going to be
like a year and you got it done in like 3 weeks.
Both Democratic LED the Josh Shapiro over in Pennsylvania and
then what's our our boy? Who's our boy?
The governor of Maryland. He's our boy.
Yeah, he's a he's a black guy. He was in the military.
He's running. He's probably running for
president. Oh.
Man Ben Carson. No, dude, he's this is one of
the good guys. Hey, Frank Carson is one of the
good guys. These hands.
Oh, man, thank you, Meta. That makes me so happy.
That's so frustrating. Wes Moore.
Oh, OK. Yeah.
Wes Moore. Yeah, that was really
frustrating. I'm so glad that that issues
resolved. That makes me very happy, man,
because I was here we are. 20 years later since Meta became
available outside of Harvard and Stanford our freshman year of
college, and you're still worried about getting bounced
out of Facebook? But now I get it.
No. Well, I mean, because I have the
business page like remember we talked.
About here, I'd be more worried about having people like, you
know, have my OPS out there cyberattacking.
Me, I got. OPS always, always got.
Hybrid warfare. If you don't, if you don't have.
A Gray zone. They're in the Gray zone here.
Well, now I mean if. You don't have.
If you don't have options, you're not doing it right.
And honestly, and you know, like I said, we talk politics on this
podcast. We talk about other stuff.
People don't always like what we have to say.
I mean, there's people at the reunion who were asking me about
it. Like it's just, it is what it
is. And some people don't like what
we have to talk about, don't like our stance on stuff.
So all you have to do is look at the top ten countries,
international countries. So listen, half of them are
allies, half of them are in the axis of evil.
Dude fucking Iran, Belarus, Russia and MBS is a bitch ass.
Belarus, Belarus. I have some homies from Belarus
so. OK, we're telling people from
the the. Yeah, I guess.
They're stateside. Fucking puppets to Putin they.
Don't really have a choice how it goes over there.
Belarus is pretty wild. I don't know, 'cause like
there's like like with Iran, I'm like, you know, I don't fuck
with the theocracy. I don't fuck with the mullahs,
but the people of Iran, like they're all about the United
States, the Persians out here, like the culture, like legit,
it's just these fucking those dictators.
But when it comes to like Russia and Belarus, Kazakhstan, I'm
like, I don't know, dude. I don't even like like I'll say
this at the at the risk of getting cancelled if if on the
dating apps. If it's a Russian chick,
immediate swipe left. It's it's my only one where it's
like that's my deal breaker. Some people's deal breaking is
smoking, yours is being from Russia so.
It just is, but also they were they did have a lot of like
Speaking of OPS they have like they were trying to infiltrate
the United States through dating apps.
Like that is a fact. Like honey potting people.
Yeah. So I risk.
That last article, this was today.
MBS in town Trump attacks ABC reporter after question about
killing of the Saudi journalist also an American citizen.
Not a permanent resident. Permanent.
OK, same thing. Work for the Washington Post?
Yeah. Killed Jamal Khashoggi and
President Trump denounced Mary Bruce as a terrible reporter.
If you see the clip of him talking to her, it's yeah.
It's crazy. But that's where he's like, he's
losing it, man. Yeah, yeah, he's losing it.
But. It's also, I was like, I was
like, dude, are you trying to like act like a tough dude in
front of MBS who's like half your age?
You know, he's over here wearing a like a oversized rope.
I know that rope is not supposed to be that baggy, dude.
Not forced to be that baggy, That's crazy.
I mean. Catch him outside of the White
House, like him trying to like, crumple up his robe to take a
picture. So the network's chief White
House correspondent was among reporters into the Oval Office
to ask questions of the Saudi Crown Prince.
She asked Trump whether it was appropriate for his family to be
doing business in Saudi Arabia while he was president.
Before he can answer, she directed this question to the
leader. Your Royal Highness, the US
intelligence concluded that you orchestrated the brutal Myrtle,
Myrtle of a murder of a journalist. 9/11 families are
furious that you're here in the Oval Office.
Why should America trust you? And same to you, Mr. President.
Yeah, after asking Bruce who she worked for, he said fake news,
which was fucking wild how he said it.
And then he said he. Told her she's a horrible
person, she's. A terrible he he goes, he goes,
I don't really have a problem with the question.
I have a problem with the way that you ask the question.
And yeah, and he's like, he's like, you're a horrible
reporter. He goes.
You're. A horrible person.
Yeah, he's like I, I think, you know, maybe.
You guys should be terrible, he said.
Terrible. Like take their, take their like
press pass away at ABC News. And it's like, and then and and
literally fucking MBS, Mohammed bin Salman, this bitch ass is
like hitting us with a smirk that like he's like kicked back
in the Oval. Like, dude, it's like we we pump
more oil than Saudi Arabia does. Now they're a client state dude.
Like you know, they and we're going to sell them F30 fives.
Meanwhile, China's all up in their shit.
Like, you know, it's like so stupid, dude.
Yeah. Not to mention the fucking like
worst like war that like people forget about that Saudi Arabia
did on Yemen which was like which?
Is why, which is why the. Famines and shit, yeah, and
that's. Which is why they killed Jamal
Khashoggi in the 1st place 'cause he was reporting he was
reporting on calling him out and being like this is fucking
fucked up. And Biden ended the war in Yemen
but Khashoggi? Khashoggi was killed a grip ago
bro like. No, I know.
But like, and but was it like yesterday saying that Biden
ended the war basically is like Ro Khanna and and Bernie Sanders
wrote a law saying that we're not going to give the Saudi
Saudis any more fucking military equipment as long as they're
continuing the war with Yemen. And so like, just like how like,
you know, like everybody's like we got to stop giving weapons to
Israel, you know, like with the shit with Gaza, this shit was
happening. Like it was like worse and
longer, you know, like more like indiscriminate.
It was crazy. Like, like literally just like.
Not talked about because Yemen's like very impoverished country
and Yemen's also a hotbed for terrorist groups.
Totally like it. Is like the Wild West of.
Yeah, but they like they call like the Houthis like rebels,
but these are like like it makes you think like they're like kind
of like this ragtag group. It's like no dude, like they
like run the fucking country. Like, you know, it's like
they're like so but I don't know, you can't Yemen it like
it's actually like a cool ass like place.
If you ever like like seen like a documentary or like any like
video footage of Yemen, it's like like fucking tight.
Like it'd be tight to live there if you weren't just like,
constantly a war. Spooks and all sorts of spies
and all sorts of weird shit goes on in Yemen.
That's like a hotbed for just like that type of activity.
Yeah, it's like where it's located, it's like this like,
you know, central kind of location.
It's like off of like Saudi Arabia, like right above Africa,
like in the like kind of Mediterranean.
I mean, you know, we're getting like missile shot at all the
fucking ships coming through. Yeah, so you had them in the
office today. You know, they just completely
what did he say? He said you as a horrible.
He said a lot of people didn't like Khashoggi.
He goes a lot of people don't like that guy that you're
talking about. He's saying this to the reporter
about Khashoggi who got his limbs sawed off in an embassy.
He's like a lot of people don't like that guy.
And he goes stuff, you know, stuff happened, but but MBS, he
didn't have any idea about it. It's like, OK, are you the all
powerful Crown Prince dictator or or are you just clueless?
Yeah, the president dismissed the US intelligence findings as
the Prince, like they had some culpability in the 2018 killing
of them. A critic of the Saudi Kingdom,
he said a lot of people didn't like Khashoggi or a lot of
people didn't like him, A Saudi citizen and a Virginia resident.
For his part, Prince Mohammed said that it was, say,
Khashoggi's desk with a was a huge mistake.
Trump later criticized Bruce for the Prince for asking the Prince
a horrible, insubordinate and just a terrible question.
Yeah. He was like, that's a
insubordinate question, Yeah. Well, because if you ask
questions in Saudi Arabia, you, you're going to jail or worse
every time, you know? It's not the question that I
mind. It's your attitude.
I think you're a terrible reporter.
That's it's the way you ask these questions.
I think the license should be taken away from ABC because your
news is so fake and it's so wrong.
And we have a great commissioner, the chairman who
who should look at it. Because I think when you come in
and you're 97% negative to Trump and then Trump wins the election
in a landslide, that means obviously your news is not
credible and you're not a credible reporter.
It's fucking crazy. And ABC paid him $25 million for
George Stephanopoulos saying that he was a rapist on air
instead of saying that he was a convicted sexual abuser, which
is like, what the fuck is the difference?
And the judge even said when they gave down like, the the
sentence that in normal society this would be considered rape,
but under the law, it's called sexual abuse.
And they. Yeah, the ABC News just cave Bob
Ogner over there in Disney just hit him with 25 mil.
Thought he would go away. It's like, no dude, he's a
fucking extortionist. You give him 25 mil he's going
to come back for 50 like. Yeah, that's true.
And you're Disney, you know, like if you can't stand up, who
the fuck can? What a timeline.
I know. Man, we're at 2 1/2 hours.
This is a long one. Well, you know, this is the
maybe the most pivotal day. And I mean, we spent
administrations, you know, this is January 6th and this, you
know, we'll see. But like, you know, I.
Part of me wants him to not sign it just so that it has to go get
a 2/3 majority and then they. Already got a unanimous.
Well, OK, Yeah, that's true. It's veto proof, that is right.
Yeah. No, that is the the unanimous
makes a veto proof. I forgot.
Yeah, we've already passed that point.
Like he can veto. We didn't.
As long as everybody who votes for it, voted for it, votes for
it again, and it's over. I guess it's that.
But to me. Conversational thread started,
yeah. But that conversational thread
started because we weren't even sure if they were going to have
218 or. Right.
Yeah.
So now it's like, no, yeah, it's got to basically you got to sign
it. He doesn't have a choice, but
you said everybody should have vote for it and so and
presumably the reason why you guys caved like that was because
having it linger like this was worse than it coming out.
You got the Band-Aid. Right, so so then once the
bandit has been ripped like hitting it with like 1000
redactions or not signing it, you're just what was the point
of telling him to vote for? It when you're when you're
losing like Tim Dylan and you're losing Nick Fuentes and you're
losing some of these like and I, I Tim Dylan's very smart.
I would he's fringe, but he's not as fringe as like.
A Nick Fuentes. But when you're when he's like,
hey, he's on like his recent episode, he's like he's
basically a lame duck now and he's obviously full of shit.
He's obviously do and stuff and Tim Dillon's was one of those
people where he was bringing in the other the Andrew Schultz.
That's not as good as you. I mean, he's lost those guys.
He's lost a lot of that podcast bro group because they're like,
yo, dude, like you're lying about what?
You, you, you, you ran on this stuff and you're lying.
About it. They call it the Manosphere.
And they're smart enough to realize, like, what are you
keeping from us, dude? But it's crazy because you would
like, I've thought that this was going to happen 1000 times since
2015. You know, it's like just every
like any like every day with Trump, if it was like another
person, it ends their fucking political career, you know, and
it just keeps upping the ante. And I think that's kind of in,
in think about it. If you're him and you're living
through like he's like, dude, I could literally do anything.
He's like that's why like that's why he's like was down to send
weapons to Ukraine because he's like whatever the fuck Putin has
on me doesn't matter anymore. I just did 10 things that are
way worse than like what Putin was like threatening me with and
nobody gave a shit. I got re elected with more
numbers and and quadrupled my my wealth beat 94 fucking felony
indictments and I was like kiss my ass.
He's like talk about shoot somebody on on 5th St. or 5th
Ave. and not lose a vote. He's like, dude, dude, come on.
Like I think it was like Jimmy Carter or some or Bill Clinton
that gave a loan to like their brother-in-law for like a car
that they paid back. And it was like a scandal that
no, that was Joe Biden. Yeah, like, yeah, that was a
scandal because he he, he gave his brother-in-law a loan so he
could buy a car and then and his brother-in-law paid him back in
full plus interest. And it was like like $10,000.
Meanwhile, Donald Trump's like fucking grifting in like shit
coins like for a billion like and like insider trading on
tariffs. And the biggest, the biggest
holder of Trump's crypto shit is Saudis.
Well, United Arab, Well, yeah, the United Arab Emirates winning
on a fund with CZ, who was the founder of Binance, who was in
jail. And then Trump pardoned him.
Yeah, part of the pardon. CZ may invested $2 billion into
the UAE fund, but he said that he wanted that $2 billion to be
in the denominations of the Trump coin.
So basically, instead of paying him $2 billion, they paid him $2
billion worth of Trump coin. And it's just sitting there.
And basically it was like a $2 billion payment for him to get
pardoned and out of jail. When this guy was running
Binance they were laundering money for ISIS, the Taliban,
Hamas, and like fucking like North.
Korea. And child pornographers.
Yeah. Tight.
Well, you got anything else for us today, Sir?
Yeah, MBS, go fuck yourself. I know you're listening.
Get a tailored robe bro.
Shit, think about like Clooney, Ice Cube, 3 Kings, you know what
I'm saying? Good movie.
Who was the 3rd king? Mark Wahlberg.
Boom. Was he or just or does it just
seem right? No, it was Mark Wahlberg.
Alright, shout out. What else?
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as always, we appreciate y'all listening crazy shit.
We'll see what happens tomorrow, man.
I'm sure we'll have more juicy stuff next Tuesday, because it
does. This is not going anywhere.
It's only going to get worse, so.
I hope this is the Republicans seizing the opportunity to get
rid of Trump once and for all. And by collectively all voting
for it, they were able to do it because it's kind of like, you
know, with like kids with cell phones in the school.
If you take your, if you're, you take your 12 year old cell phone
away, but nobody else does, they feel like a loser.
So it's like all the parents have to take the cell phones
away, you know, in order for it to work.
And then everybody's happier. It's like all the Republicans
had to do this. Like with the impeachment, they
had the shot, but they couldn't do it.
You know, could have got rid of them twice.
Maybe the maybe they they read an e-mail or saw a picture and
it's like Trump sucking a Dick next to a child 'cause that
that's in the emails that Putin had a picture of him sucking
Bubba's Dick. That was a quote.
Yeah. Hopefully it's that and he's
gone, but you know, I don't know this dude.
This dude isn't slippery. Well we will see, but we will
see y'all next week. Y'all be good, stay focused,
stay out of trouble, and as always, go fuck yourselves.
Shout out.