1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:02,480 What it do, what it do, what it do? 2 00:00:02,480 --> 00:00:06,400 It is your boy Andrew Schultz. Take a Mr. GD2 shoes and who am 3 00:00:06,400 --> 00:00:09,920 I with? As always, Joseph Huggins AKA 4 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:13,040 old man Huggy. Talk shit or get off the pod. 5 00:00:13,240 --> 00:00:17,520 Episode 204. Jesus. 6 00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:24,800 Stolen ships, bad trips. Welcome motherfucker in the 7 00:00:24,800 --> 00:00:28,040 city. Remember used to Johnny you 8 00:00:28,160 --> 00:00:33,880 coming I pick up whenever you call in the parking lot and to 9 00:00:33,880 --> 00:00:39,840 someone like are you with me in the phantom with the roof 10 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:43,200 coming. I pull up like Jimmy Lucron. 11 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:50,440 I can't help you get a roof on like you hard and I know you 12 00:00:50,480 --> 00:00:55,240 like to go slow, but we could go faster. 13 00:00:56,280 --> 00:01:24,480 Tell me the password. What's up, man? 14 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:27,720 You look very sophisticated. You look like you're gonna like, 15 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:32,840 maybe sell me an iPhone or like, read me some slam poetry or 16 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:35,080 like, assassinate me. I'm not really sure if that 17 00:01:35,080 --> 00:01:37,120 hurts. Yeah, it's my Michael 18 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:38,480 Fassbender. Look right here. 19 00:01:38,480 --> 00:01:41,720 You know, I'm like, am I? Am I 16 or MI 6? 20 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:47,800 I mean, MI 16. What's that? 21 00:01:47,880 --> 00:01:51,280 Is Michael Fassbender British? Sounds British. 22 00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:53,520 Should be. If it's not, we'll just say he 23 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:55,840 is. Is he the one in black bag? 24 00:01:57,280 --> 00:01:59,120 Yes. I just watched that. 25 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:01,720 All the good, all the good actors right now are actually 26 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:04,480 from Australia. Australia crushes it. 27 00:02:06,040 --> 00:02:07,600 Why 'cause they have like the Evans. 28 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:10,600 Like Bradley? What is it? 29 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:12,520 Not Bradley? What's his name? 30 00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:18,760 The girl who plays Shiv from. Yeah, well, the actress is. 31 00:02:18,760 --> 00:02:21,360 Yeah, actress. There's some good guy actors out 32 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:22,840 there too. They're just like low key. 33 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:25,080 What's his name? Shout out Margot Robbie. 34 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:30,320 Keith Urban. Yeah, he's a country. 35 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:33,240 Singer No, there's. But he is from he is from 36 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:36,520 Australia but or New Zealand. He plays, he plays, he plays. 37 00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:39,200 He's in Judge Dredd. He's Australian. 38 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:43,080 OK, I'm telling you his last name's. 39 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:44,680 I shout out Australia top five listener. 40 00:02:46,640 --> 00:02:49,080 Yeah, see, so like, give him a little respect, dude. 41 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:51,720 Shout out. See, I'm I'm all for it. 42 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:54,040 Yeah, that's Karl. Karl Urban. 43 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:58,440 He's Australian. I wonder if he's Keith Urban and 44 00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:00,640 Nicole Kidman's. They're like, they're like 45 00:03:00,640 --> 00:03:03,520 related. Like their kid or something 46 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:07,080 maybe? No, he's pretty old, so he's 47 00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:08,880 like an older dude. So he could be like a second 48 00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:10,400 cousin. He could be like a. 49 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:13,000 Trump, I don't know, maybe urban, like a common name in 50 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,160 Australia that. 'D be tight. 51 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:19,880 If urban was like the Smith of Australia, Smith of Australia. 52 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:24,680 A bunch of white people walking around like urban oh, that's the 53 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:26,680 Urbans like that. I just feel like that'd be like 54 00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:28,360 shoes on the other foot. How's it feel? 55 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:32,480 You know, the urban youth that would be like a young group of 56 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:34,040 the urban family. That's great. 57 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:35,720 I mean it could exist. That's great. 58 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:39,800 That's fantastic. They're getting a divorce, Keith 59 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:41,600 Urban and Nicole Kidman just announced. 60 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:43,440 They've been together for like decades. 61 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:46,120 Yeah, but I mean, they all get divorced at some point. 62 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:47,760 That's like kind of part of the game, right? 63 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:51,280 I think about that, though, like, well, yeah, but I guess 64 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:54,240 for them, they were together for so long, but like, you're 65 00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:58,800 getting divorced, like, when you're 65, Like, that's weird, 66 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:00,320 like. That's why a lot of these. 67 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:04,360 You just decided to be alone. That's why a lot of these 68 00:04:04,360 --> 00:04:06,520 boomers have stayed together though, is 'cause they don't 69 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:09,560 want to be alone, so they choose to just stay with who they're 70 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:11,280 with. That's like there's like it's 71 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:13,120 like there's a pat, a point of no return. 72 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:15,640 I that's why I would assume a marriage would be. 73 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:21,000 So I, I, so in hindsight, there's probably parents that 74 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:24,040 went through divorces when we were like getting out of high 75 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:25,240 school. And it's like, man, they've been 76 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:29,480 waiting to do that for 10 years. They were just like tick, tock, 77 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:30,560 tick. And they're like, is it 78 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:32,920 sometimes it happens quick and you're like, wow, that was kind 79 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:34,560 of out of nowhere. And it's like, not for them. 80 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:38,080 They've been waiting since you were like 6. 81 00:04:38,280 --> 00:04:40,480 Shout out to my parents. They did it when I was 5. 82 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:42,800 They were like let's make this super traumatic. 83 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:44,920 Let's live next door to each other. 84 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:50,080 To me it's weird because they adopted kids and then and then 85 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:52,120 they got a divorce and it's like, come on y'all. 86 00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:56,840 That's the most asked question I used to get was like, hey, so 87 00:04:56,840 --> 00:04:59,200 why would they adopt all these kids if they were just going to 88 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:00,440 get divorced? That's what I'm saying. 89 00:05:00,480 --> 00:05:02,120 It's. Like, I don't know. 90 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:06,680 I mean Charlotte. I know, I guess you, I guess you 91 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:08,000 can't, I guess you can't predict it. 92 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:10,720 But you would just think that the relationship between the 93 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:15,200 people would be more stable if they were adopting than if they 94 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:17,240 were having kids. Which is weird to say because 95 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:19,880 it's like having kids is just as big of a fucking deal as 96 00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:23,000 adopting a kid. And people get divorced all the 97 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:24,840 time. I try to think of like. 98 00:05:24,840 --> 00:05:27,880 I guess I always make light of it because it is such a weird 99 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:30,160 situation that it's like I can just poke forever. 100 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:31,960 But I think back to being adopted. 101 00:05:31,960 --> 00:05:35,120 That's like my beginning of like Resident Evil and next thing you 102 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:37,880 know, it's like like Raccoon City, there's zombies 103 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:40,000 everywhere. Like that's like the genesis for 104 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:42,240 everything that is my life was being adopted. 105 00:05:43,280 --> 00:05:45,000 Right. It's just it's weird that people 106 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,040 put. Podcasts. 107 00:05:46,040 --> 00:05:48,560 Doesn't it's weird that you say you get asked that a lot, and 108 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:51,160 I've thought about that, but it's just like the decision to 109 00:05:51,160 --> 00:05:54,600 adopt somehow we're putting on a higher pedestal than having a 110 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:57,720 kid, which is to me. At. 111 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,640 Least the same. But what's even more interesting 112 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:02,960 is that's a question I used to get when I was younger. 113 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:05,120 When I'm older, people don't really ask me that. 114 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:07,480 They're just like, it's just like a question where they're 115 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:10,120 like, well, they're people. And we're, you know, like, I get 116 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:14,720 it. But yeah, I mean, I feel like 117 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:17,280 whenever you're that famous, Nicole Kidman's been divorced 118 00:06:17,280 --> 00:06:20,600 before. She's not like on this Jlo run, 119 00:06:20,920 --> 00:06:24,240 but you see a lot of people get divorced, especially when 120 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:26,040 they're famous, because they're just like, oh, I can replace 121 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:26,920 him. Like look at Cher. 122 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:29,200 Cher is going to marry some like 30. 123 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:31,680 She was with like Tom Cruise. I forgot about that, right? 124 00:06:31,720 --> 00:06:33,920 Yeah, that was like the whole thing, like Eyes Wide Shut. 125 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:37,200 They were like they're acting together in this super awesome 126 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:40,840 movie, which as time progresses is way more and more topical, 127 00:06:40,840 --> 00:06:43,800 which will make you think that Stanley Kubrick was murdered as 128 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:45,480 opposed. There's a whole conspiracy about 129 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:48,160 that around that movie we could do a whole episode on. 130 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:50,120 That some dude in my like fantasy Football League try to 131 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:52,520 talk shit and like say like I was a part of like the eyes Wide 132 00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:55,720 Shut community and I was like. Wow, that's like some that's 133 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:57,880 like some Epstein shit though, so I was. 134 00:06:57,880 --> 00:07:00,120 Like that's not even a fucking diss, bro. 135 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:05,080 Like 'cause I, I, I renamed my team the conclave and and I had 136 00:07:05,080 --> 00:07:07,960 some like it doesn't matter, it doesn't. 137 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:12,000 Matter, that's I'm sure. But yeah, that's some like, I 138 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:15,320 mean, that's some like Epstein type level Bohemian Grove type 139 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:17,080 weird shit. Except I felt like they're all 140 00:07:17,080 --> 00:07:21,200 adults, like willing and and I. But I mean, yeah, I mean they 141 00:07:22,080 --> 00:07:24,000 more like a. Party, you know, everybody's 142 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:28,120 just signed Andy yet? That's a whole swirling thing 143 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:33,040 around Tom Cruise in Scientology is Scientology in some ways is 144 00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:36,120 responsible for their divorce. Like they were constantly trying 145 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:39,560 to separate the two, like getting Tom away from Nicole 146 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:42,160 Kidman. So they would like audit record 147 00:07:42,160 --> 00:07:46,200 his stuff, record her stuff, give like pass information and 148 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:50,240 make it like super cringy like most of the people he dates and 149 00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:53,920 gets engaged to or like young up and comers within Scientology 150 00:07:53,920 --> 00:07:56,960 that they like procure for him. Super fucking weird. 151 00:07:57,280 --> 00:08:01,320 It's been like that since it's been like that since his. 152 00:08:01,320 --> 00:08:04,720 Divorce with him. Yeah, kinda. 153 00:08:04,720 --> 00:08:06,880 Yeah. I mean, like they're their 154 00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:11,200 secretive nature around their relationship, their divorce, all 155 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:12,960 of that stuff. Like there there's some pretty 156 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:15,720 good documentaries on it, but Tom Cruise is definitely like 157 00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:18,040 super fucking crazy. So weird because. 158 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:22,680 Most dangerous celebrity on the face of the planet is Tom 159 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:25,400 Cruise, because he has the army of Scientology behind him. 160 00:08:25,640 --> 00:08:27,720 He's he. They think he has superpowers 161 00:08:27,720 --> 00:08:33,720 like he is at the level. He's so beyond clear that he is 162 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:35,280 considered to have like superpowers. 163 00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:38,600 Same with John Travolta. It's like he, John Travolta has 164 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:41,080 the ability to heal, think he heals people. 165 00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:43,880 He thinks he can heal people or like that's like what his. 166 00:08:44,039 --> 00:08:46,240 George Santos as well, I forgot about him. 167 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:49,200 Dude if George Samuel. Could definitely. 168 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:52,080 If he gets into Scientology, I might just. 169 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:54,720 If he gets a chance. Of if just just for the chance 170 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:56,160 of like meeting him. You mean what? 171 00:08:56,280 --> 00:08:58,040 Like just like cross paths with him, be like. 172 00:08:58,320 --> 00:09:00,320 How is he already not recruited? I don't get it. 173 00:09:00,680 --> 00:09:02,400 True. Did you watch Have you watched 174 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:06,000 any of that Diddy documentary? I have, I've watched the first 175 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:08,880 episode and then I turned on the second episode like a couple 176 00:09:08,880 --> 00:09:10,880 days later. And then I was like, dude, I 177 00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:12,960 don't want to go. Like, I mean, I'm, I'll finish 178 00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:14,160 it. But like at that moment I was 179 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:16,400 like, no. And then I put on Incredibles 2. 180 00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:21,840 As somebody who loves conspiracies, true crime and 181 00:09:21,840 --> 00:09:24,680 dives into that, I didn't learn anything I didn't already know. 182 00:09:24,680 --> 00:09:27,560 So they're like, oh, with Kim and he might have killed Biggie 183 00:09:27,560 --> 00:09:30,160 and made Biggie pay. That's like some of that stuff 184 00:09:30,160 --> 00:09:32,520 is already like borderline public knowledge. 185 00:09:32,520 --> 00:09:34,680 It's just all been compiled into one format. 186 00:09:34,880 --> 00:09:36,240 But yeah, I mean, Puff, Daddy's a psycho. 187 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:38,240 Man, he's, I've been seeing a lot of like the people making 188 00:09:38,240 --> 00:09:41,080 fun of his, like dance, like Biggie's funeral and then like. 189 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:44,720 I remember that I was watching that and I was like, I remember 190 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:46,640 watching this one for him and this being. 191 00:09:47,040 --> 00:09:49,280 But that was a big moment. That was a really. 192 00:09:49,280 --> 00:09:52,600 No, I know, but like and then when he does like the the you 193 00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:55,600 know, police song or whatever Sting song, I. 194 00:09:56,480 --> 00:09:58,280 Hate sting kids? Dancing. 195 00:09:58,360 --> 00:10:00,880 Yeah, he's a he's the fuck. He's just this big. 196 00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:03,120 Oh my good, get the fuck out of here. 197 00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:06,000 You're like 2 packs away from sounding like RFK. 198 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:10,320 Get the fuck out of here. And the tantric sex that he's 199 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:14,240 into. But no, just that dance move. 200 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:16,360 It's just like, like, why did we think that? 201 00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:19,280 And I was just like watching it today, like on on the Instagram 202 00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:21,200 reel. And I'm just like, dude, like. 203 00:10:21,640 --> 00:10:22,680 What's going in circles? How? 204 00:10:22,680 --> 00:10:25,200 Cringe. Would it be backstage to be in 205 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:28,280 the green room and he's like, so confident, convinced that he's 206 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:32,120 going to crash and it did crash. Crush music video was huge. 207 00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:33,480 That was a big song for a very long time. 208 00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:36,160 He rode that wave though. That's where you just see like 209 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:39,200 an opportunist creating opportunities to further his 210 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:41,480 opportunistic nature. It's pretty it's it's 211 00:10:41,480 --> 00:10:45,240 interesting there's there's so much more, but like a lot of it 212 00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:48,640 stems from like his parents. His parents used to do a lot of 213 00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:52,280 weird shit have a little like weird swinger sex parties and 214 00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:54,120 stuff. So there's all this stuff where 215 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:58,040 it's like he's always been a little bit fucking off and was 216 00:10:58,040 --> 00:11:00,320 raised in a pretty like off household. 217 00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:03,360 And there's they said like, you know, his mom's still like a big 218 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:05,720 proponent of a lot of this crazy shit. 219 00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:08,640 And also there's another conspiracy that that's not even 220 00:11:08,640 --> 00:11:12,240 his mom, but that's his aunt and his mom's dead and that's his 221 00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:14,920 aunt that ass that is a whole like. 222 00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:18,640 Mom was like kind of like, like not famous, but like, wasn't she 223 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:21,080 like a model or like some shit? Like isn't like. 224 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:26,320 No, her dad was like, her dad was like a hustler type and she 225 00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:27,840 was like. Like a party. 226 00:11:27,840 --> 00:11:32,080 Throwing his dad throwing like house parties and stuff like 227 00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:34,840 weird crazy parties like so she was famous in like the party 228 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:37,000 circuit and her husband was like a hustler ass type. 229 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:40,000 So he like grew up idolizing that. 230 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,920 So he is, that's what they say, is that he was just. 231 00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:46,640 Envious of Big Heap. Envious, envious of envious of 232 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:49,280 POC and the fact that they had this talent. 233 00:11:49,560 --> 00:11:54,480 But what's crazy is he was talented in being a promoter, 234 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:57,000 ensembling, music, producing stuff. 235 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,520 There was a period of time, obviously he was a monster 236 00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:01,840 basically the whole time. But it's sad. 237 00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:04,800 It's sad in a lot of sense because I mean, that dude was 238 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:07,640 able to come from like living in the projects to becoming a 239 00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:10,800 multi. And I mean, but the way in which 240 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:12,040 he did it. Projects. 241 00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:15,120 He wasn't in the projects. No, I guess they weren't like in 242 00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:20,880 the worst neighborhood, but what's crazy is he is so he was 243 00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:24,480 smart enough and talented enough to not have to go the route he 244 00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:27,440 did to be this successful. And he probably could have ended 245 00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:30,160 up being just as successful if he took care of the people 246 00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:33,840 around him instead of exploiting them and treating them horribly. 247 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,720 Who knows how? Far I mean that's that's like 248 00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:37,280 this is what I keep on say to people. 249 00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:41,120 It's like, it's like the same reason why you hate some of 250 00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:42,880 these billionaires. It's the same reason why they're 251 00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:44,240 billionaires. You know, it's like. 252 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:47,000 Well, that's the case. That's the case that I make 253 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,400 about Oprah all the time, is the toxic traits are. 254 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:50,760 The toxic traits are. Universal. 255 00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:54,480 She's not even toxic. As that we know, we people used 256 00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:57,040 to think Ellen was nice. Talking about like the actual 257 00:12:57,040 --> 00:12:59,760 assholes like the PayPal mafia douche bags. 258 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,760 No, I know, I know. I'm just saying but. 259 00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:05,040 Not American, sweetheart. Oprah shout out. 260 00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:08,640 Start paying your boys. Good, good analogy is like Puffy 261 00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:14,200 was like a comet flying and he found out some big planets and 262 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:18,520 he had a good orbit and like as like like Biggie and that like 263 00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:21,400 with bad boy like what he originally created, like he was 264 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:25,080 orbiting around like a massive solar system he was building, 265 00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:27,760 but he just wanted to be the star of the solar system. 266 00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:30,840 That was his problem is like and then what if you got rid of all 267 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:32,840 of those things? That comet has no gravitational 268 00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:36,480 pull, just floats off through space and just does goofy shit. 269 00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:40,920 Like if it wasn't for honestly, the sympathy that he garnered 270 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:45,960 from the death of Biggie and then POC also being out of the 271 00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:48,640 picture as well and allowed him to fill that void. 272 00:13:48,840 --> 00:13:52,760 And that sympathy vote is like, why when he came back as P Diddy 273 00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:55,840 and rebranded himself again, it's like, oh, Ben Stiller be in 274 00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:57,640 the music video. And he's like, oh fuck yeah, 275 00:13:57,640 --> 00:14:00,200 'cause everybody just loved him, 'cause they identified with 276 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:03,720 that, like personal struggle, struggle, lost of a loved one. 277 00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:06,600 And he was kind of not viewed as being gangster. 278 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:09,320 He was like the businessman trying to create opportunities 279 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:12,080 for people that were. And in reality, he was doing 280 00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:15,960 like some really schemey, slimy shit and like, you know, 281 00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:18,400 snatching up everybody's girl. That's what they always said. 282 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:20,920 That's universal. And what you hear about him is 283 00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:25,520 that his way to get payback and to seek revenge on somebody is 284 00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:27,680 to go and snatch your girl at some point and. 285 00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:30,280 They said in like that first episode, there was some like a 286 00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:34,000 hustler that used to hang out like at this club in Harlem and 287 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:37,280 he would like fuck somebody, somebody's girlfriend and film 288 00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:38,960 it. And then he'd he'd like project 289 00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:42,360 it up on the wall and did he saw that and thought that was cool 290 00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:45,160 and then did that himself. It's like, dude, you guys are 291 00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:46,920 grossed. That shit grossed me. 292 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:49,000 The fuck? Out so so like so he grew up 293 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:52,080 like idolizing those types of dudes because he thought his dad 294 00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:55,400 was that type of guy and he thought that's the type of guy 295 00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:59,160 he needed to be to garner that level of respect in like the 296 00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:01,440 room. So it's fucked up like he grew 297 00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:04,360 up around so many bad examples that that is the the example 298 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:07,280 that was set for him. And you take that combination 299 00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:13,160 with like him being a smart fucking guy, like it's best 300 00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:15,600 destined for destruction. And since he's willing to do 301 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:19,280 anything, there's all sorts of rumors about him being used in a 302 00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:22,800 used and abused ditty party style by like his predecessors. 303 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:27,000 The people that groomed him to become who he was, gave him his 304 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,280 opportunities, let him take big like. 305 00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:31,080 The fools over at Uptown Records or something. 306 00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:34,480 Yeah, what's his name? It did seem it did seem weird 307 00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:37,000 the relationship. There's a guy, I can't remember 308 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,440 what his, I can't remember his name off the top of my head 309 00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:42,600 right now. He's huge, medium music mogul, 310 00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:45,440 and he was known for doing stuff. 311 00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:49,800 Yeah, Clive Davis was known for taking advantage of people and 312 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:51,720 having those types of relationships and giving 313 00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:53,080 opportunities. Tit for tat. 314 00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:57,160 And this is like an old school Mad Men era type dude who grows 315 00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:59,600 to fame and now is like controlling all these young 316 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:01,560 black artists. It's weird because Clive Davis 317 00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:04,880 this also discovered Whitney Houston and Whitney Houston died 318 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:07,880 at the Beverly Hills Hotel like right before the Grammys. 319 00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:10,840 And I was like, just happened to fucking be there that week. 320 00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:15,000 And it was like, I didn't even my brother's friend got like a 321 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,600 room. And then I just like ended up 322 00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:19,640 like commandeering it. And I just like, yeah, so I have 323 00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:21,960 like, I don't know, this weird like. 324 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:25,320 Well. Yeah, Clive Davis. 325 00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:29,280 So there's like Clive, there's accusations of like Clive Davis 326 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:31,240 doing that to people. There's certain people that 327 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:36,000 they've seen him and Puffy doing inappropriate things together 328 00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:39,120 where Puffy is giving service to Mr. Clive Davis. 329 00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:41,960 This is back when he was younger and that's how he like climbed 330 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:45,440 the ladder extremely quickly within Atlantic Records. 331 00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:48,520 And then that's also why he was able to leave, Take Biggie with 332 00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:49,840 him. They gave him Biggie. 333 00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:52,920 They gave him that album basically and let him walk 334 00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:55,480 whenever he left and gave. Him that opportunity. 335 00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:58,480 Yeah, Uptown Records, I'm sorry. When he left Uptown Records, 336 00:16:58,480 --> 00:17:01,480 they let him walk with that, walk with the album, do all 337 00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:03,400 that. And then that became boom, boom, 338 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:04,680 what it was. But he also grew up. 339 00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:07,119 He also, like, idolized, you know, Heavy and some of those 340 00:17:07,119 --> 00:17:10,720 guys who back in that era were like, all about, like, it was 341 00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:15,079 just mass exploitation, treating people like shit and treating 342 00:17:15,079 --> 00:17:17,160 women horribly. And they were just like about 343 00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:19,240 that life all the time. I'm surprised like shit doesn't 344 00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:22,079 come up on Snoop Dogg. Like he like did not treat women 345 00:17:22,079 --> 00:17:23,760 very well. Like he had like that fucking 346 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:28,319 porn like that quick quick draw I had at his house, we put it 347 00:17:28,319 --> 00:17:29,800 on. It was just grimy as fuck. 348 00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:32,280 Like how does he? Like how is he on every 349 00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:35,800 commercial? I mean, talk about a rebrand, 350 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:38,760 like seriously. But I mean, I once I think 351 00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:42,880 honestly though, he was in that era where like I was talking 352 00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:45,600 about today, like Robert Downey Junior, like Robert Downey 353 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:49,200 Junior got cancelled when you were uncancellable, but and 354 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:51,960 Snoop Dogg in some ways was cancelled before he was 355 00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:53,880 cancelled. But then there was that like 356 00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:56,400 grimy St. culture. So it was like the Rep, the 357 00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:58,320 representation. There's some people, it's like 358 00:17:58,320 --> 00:18:01,440 OJ who thought Snoop Dogg was being railroaded and like those 359 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:05,640 those cases that he caught and he came out making a rap song 360 00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:07,200 about it. Like, you know what I'm saying? 361 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:10,080 It was a great song, but like he came out. 362 00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:13,200 So I think he's matured so much over time that. 363 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:16,440 No, I I agree that he has. It's just crazy that that that. 364 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:18,680 Not forgotten. Somebody hasn't come after him. 365 00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:22,320 Yeah, but I think that enough people like it's been, it's been 366 00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:24,840 enough time that people have like forgotten about it, you 367 00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:26,280 know what I'm saying? Like there's some. 368 00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:29,840 People, people get me too. Like like for shit that happened 369 00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:33,960 a long time ago. True, I mean, but he was tried 370 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:36,640 went to court that was all drugged through the public. 371 00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:39,000 So I mean and then he kind of didn't go away. 372 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:42,800 But then I do think all this puffy Biggie, Tupac, the 373 00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:46,560 murders, it kind of like called the waters, you know what I'm 374 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:49,200 saying? Like it like that was such a big 375 00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:53,080 impact culturally that him and what he had going on didn't mean 376 00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:55,320 as much. That's also why Doctor Dre could 377 00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:58,440 disappear for a while and then come back with the Chronic 2. 378 00:18:58,440 --> 00:18:59,520 Thousand Oh, you forgot about Dre. 379 00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:01,480 You forgot about Dre. You're like, right, they got 380 00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:04,160 they they all like went and went and off and like discovered 381 00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:05,840 people or did other side hustles. 382 00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:09,240 Snoop got into like being a personality and was just like, 383 00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:10,880 I'm going to lean into this Snoop on. 384 00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:14,160 Persona. Well, now, yeah, Now, I mean, 385 00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:16,480 but that's what. But then it was like, but then 386 00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:18,080 he was doing all sorts of random shit. 387 00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:20,280 There was a period of time where he was doing all sorts of random 388 00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:23,880 voice overs and he like slowly integrated himself deeper and 389 00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:26,400 deeper into culture to where now he does like the voice, 390 00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:30,080 obviously. But no, I mean that the 391 00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:33,920 documentary is crazy but it doesn't necessarily say anything 392 00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:36,720 that like you couldn't seek out already. 393 00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:40,240 Although the footage that he has is pretty epic. 394 00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:43,480 It is crazy and and the fact that like $0.50 just just just 395 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:47,200 murked Diddy because Diddy asked him to go to go take him 396 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:50,480 shopping and send him like and send him some flowers one time. 397 00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:53,880 It goes back farther than that, but yes, that that was weird. 398 00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:56,080 At that point, they'd already they already didn't like each 399 00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:57,480 other. But there was a period of time 400 00:19:57,480 --> 00:20:00,600 where he was like courting him to be a part of bad boy 401 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,600 whenever, when he wasn't signed to anybody. 402 00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:06,080 And that's like originally where their beef kind of stems from. 403 00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:07,920 And it's always because he's like trying to take advantage of 404 00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:09,400 the motherfucker. He's like, no. 405 00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:11,400 He wouldn't find him though, because he had the bulletproof 406 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:13,480 vest on in the. Fuck yeah, he didn't like the 407 00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:16,920 image. Yeah, in the the public image. 408 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:20,000 But then in reality, he's like slapping people. 409 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,120 But then what did he do to get back at 50? 410 00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:25,120 He started like smashing his baby moms and doing all sorts of 411 00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:28,040 weird ditty party stuff with her and like parading her around in 412 00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:29,640 public. And that's like, so there's a 413 00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:32,840 lot of those things that like check the box where you're like, 414 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:36,360 Oh no, like that's totally his MO and he's going to be out in 415 00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:42,040 like less than two years, man. Can't wait for the fucking first 416 00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:44,880 first song that comes out that people like that the. 417 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,560 Box and I tell people like, it's not like he's going to be broke. 418 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:50,040 No, not even close. Like he's not even close. 419 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:51,800 He's just going to leave the country he's going to live in 420 00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:53,440 like church. I'm sure he's still getting some 421 00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:55,680 rock money. Yeah. 422 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,600 It's crazy. It's fucking nuts. 423 00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:00,960 He's he's worth so much money. I'm. 424 00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:03,080 Sure, you could still buy Sean John at Target. 425 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,360 True. Then somebody buy out Sean, I 426 00:21:06,360 --> 00:21:08,800 think you just just scrap it, just get rid of it. 427 00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:14,280 Yeah, it's it's crazy. He's a fucked up individual and 428 00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:17,480 you put all a lot of the other stuff into context and it's just 429 00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:20,200 like super fucked up. So when he was like there's a 430 00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:22,960 video of him, this is multiple Halloweens ago where he's 431 00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:25,560 dressed up as the Joker and nobody knew he was the Joker. 432 00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:28,080 Like who it was. He was just running around doing 433 00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:30,600 crazy shit to people. And it's just like there's all 434 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:33,560 these videos and he started calling himself Brother love and 435 00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:36,040 all sorts of goofy shit. Like you didn't know about that. 436 00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:38,200 Like by the time he was going to trial, he wasn't even going by 437 00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:39,920 Puffy or dude. He's like, it's brother love. 438 00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:42,160 Like that was his new thing. Yeah. 439 00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:44,520 Fucking weirdo, dude. Fucking weirdo. 440 00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:48,160 Oh, didn't Snoop Dogg change his name to something like reggae? 441 00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:51,480 Snoop Lion. Snoop Lion. 442 00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:53,840 That's right. I remember that. 443 00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:57,520 That was stupid shit. Well, why not? 444 00:21:57,520 --> 00:22:01,720 One time I went and saw Damian Marley and The Wailers, Snoop 445 00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:05,280 Dogg, Pepper. It was Pepper opened, then 446 00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:08,840 Damian Marley and The Wailers with Snoop Dogg, and then it was 447 00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:12,640 311 Smirnoff Center. It was sick. 448 00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:14,360 It was great. I got. 449 00:22:14,360 --> 00:22:16,600 Kicked out of a 311 concert for smoking weed. 450 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:18,840 I didn't. I was. 451 00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:22,200 No I didn't. I said I got kicked out of a 311 452 00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:23,520 fucking concert for smoking weed. 453 00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:25,680 Just insanity. Oh, I heard you understand that. 454 00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:27,920 Insanity. That doesn't. 455 00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:30,160 Make joke was on them. Best time of my life in the 456 00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:33,280 parking lot. Weird. 457 00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:38,600 OK, normally reserved for like fish concerts. 458 00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:41,400 Dad had tours. First time of my life was in the 459 00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:42,680 parking lot. Dude. 460 00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:45,880 Did a couple whippets. Met this wook chick, you know 461 00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:47,880 what I'm saying? We ate some EUR. 462 00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:52,120 I woke up in her hammock man. It was the best night of my 463 00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:52,920 life. Dude. 464 00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:57,280 Her name was Jade Jade River and I wonder where she is man. 465 00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:59,320 She doesn't have a phone. One of just real quick, one of 466 00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:00,880 the hardest times I ever laughed was right there. 467 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:04,120 It was like there's like a huge flights of stairs to get out of 468 00:23:04,120 --> 00:23:07,120 there and I was at the bottom of it and with the homie also got 469 00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:12,800 kicked out with me P Thorn. And this chick just busts 470 00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:14,080 through the doors and she's like. 471 00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:15,520 Fuck you. Fuck you. 472 00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:17,760 When she starts going down the stairs and she's, like, wearing 473 00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:20,520 high heels in a skirt and had been raining and she's like, 474 00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:22,080 fuck you. And this guy comes out after her 475 00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:24,240 like, baby, you know, like, like, classic. 476 00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:27,120 Yeah, Yeah. And then she gets to the bottom 477 00:23:27,120 --> 00:23:30,320 and there's like a giant puddle and she slips and just like 478 00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:34,240 slams her ass in the puddle like and just starts crying and oh 479 00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:37,240 man, I never laughed so hard. That's pretty good. 480 00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:40,040 Yeah, that's always that would be. 481 00:23:40,120 --> 00:23:42,000 Yeah. He's like, babe, wait. 482 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,240 She's like Xander. I fell and hurt. 483 00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:48,520 I think I broke my butt bone. It's your tailbone, babe. 484 00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:50,880 Why do you always have to correct me? 485 00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:54,760 These are the 311 concert goers. Yeah, no, the 311 concert was 486 00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:57,840 chill. There was somebody there because 487 00:23:57,840 --> 00:24:01,720 I had some hand rolled cigarettes and I was in the 488 00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:03,840 middle like in the pit. And then this dude just had a 489 00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:07,800 huge bottle of bourbon that he snuck in and he was just like, 490 00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:10,880 here man, let me take a couple pics, puffs, take a couple swigs 491 00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:12,160 and I was just like drinking this. 492 00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:13,640 I don't. Know if this is break 'cause 493 00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:15,720 they're I think 311 is from Texas, I'm not sure. 494 00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:23,360 They're from Omaha, NE. OK, well the 311's, the lead 495 00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:26,920 singer of 311's mom, lives in Texas and she was my sister's 496 00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:30,720 therapist. Yeah, no, I met his brother Nick 497 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:33,280 Hexham. I met his brother at Skate Town. 498 00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:36,680 Skate Town shot out. Skate Town, our local. 499 00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:38,920 Roller rink that we used to pimp bitches at. 500 00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:41,240 They're re. They're reopening that shit 501 00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:42,560 dude. Really good. 502 00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:45,480 There's one. They're called Skating Plus. 503 00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:48,120 There's so many people who was like their first job was at 504 00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:50,560 Skate Town and the stories are horror stories. 505 00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:53,800 Maybe my first hand job. OK, I'm. 506 00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:57,280 Just kidding, but maybe not. All right, I was trying. 507 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,080 Yeah. 6th grade. Just like rolling around in a 508 00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:03,080 circle, like come on. I would, I got banned so many 509 00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:05,320 times like for skating too fast or just to act in trouble. 510 00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:06,800 Not banned but like put in time out. 511 00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:10,480 Yeah, yeah, that place is fun, but stupid as shit. 512 00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:12,680 I'm just waiting for Savage Garden to come on so I can ask a 513 00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:16,040 girl to to slow skate with me. Like a chicken cherry cola. 514 00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:22,000 Australian Savage Garden. Yeah, Savage Gardens Australian 515 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:29,320 shout out Dude, I want to stand with you all. 516 00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:31,080 About Yeah, David, I'm telling you we should go. 517 00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:33,760 We should add Australia and New Zealand into our Asia tour. 518 00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:39,840 That was an interesting time in music. 80s is still my favorite, 519 00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:42,760 but that was a good time for pop music with like Savage Garden, 520 00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:52,800 Casey and JoJo was bumping like pre save the last dance. 521 00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:56,440 Casey and JoJo cause most people know crazy going crazy, crazy 522 00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:59,960 crazy just thinking about that's from save the last dance. 523 00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:02,760 Whenever white girls are like I can date interracially and dance 524 00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:05,760 too. It's like you always get it done 525 00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:09,520 that sorry you didn't need didn't need somebody to start 526 00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:12,800 that for you. But before that they had hit 527 00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:16,160 songs before that and then they crazy came out with on the 528 00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:18,320 soundtrack of that movie. Can I remember? 529 00:26:18,360 --> 00:26:20,040 What was the girl like? What was the girl on Save the 530 00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:22,120 Last Dance? What's her name? 531 00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:28,560 Or the moment I read it, she's in like 10 Things I Hate About 532 00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:34,120 You, That 2, 1001 film. Julia Stiles. 533 00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:37,760 Who's where's who's Where's? Kirsten Dunst or Julia Stiles. 534 00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:40,680 Julia Stiles. Kirsten Dunst is funny. 535 00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:45,440 Nah, if there's a great movie, it's fantastic. 536 00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:50,080 It's a gem mockumentary and it's called Drop Dead Gorgeous and 537 00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:53,080 it's got Denise Richards. It's got her shout out RIP. 538 00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:55,040 Brittany Murphy is in that movie. 539 00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:58,840 Will Sasso is in that movie. The guy who does the really good 540 00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:03,120 Jesse Ventura voice, he's in that that movie is fantastic. 541 00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:06,200 Kirsten Dunst in that movie like makes fun of herself. 542 00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:09,480 It's like it's too good. Kirstie Alley's in it. 543 00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:12,920 It's too good that like that movie alone saves it 'cause she 544 00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:15,800 never I. Well, she tries to take herself 545 00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:17,600 serious at least. She did like Spider Man. 546 00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:19,480 She did fun shit. Julius Stank. 547 00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:20,680 Everything. Julius asked. 548 00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:22,640 Like that these girls are hot. I'm like, what are they? 549 00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:26,600 I'm trying to get into Juilliard, but everybody hates 550 00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:29,440 me because my boyfriend's black. I got to dance in the parking 551 00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:32,440 lot and like he's going to teach me how to be hip hop and that's 552 00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:33,920 how I'm going to get into Juilliard. 553 00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:35,960 Hip Hop. Hip Hop, it's in a fight. 554 00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:38,520 Where he does something like he getting wrapped up in something 555 00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:41,360 stereotypical like black men would, and now he's getting 556 00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:43,640 arrested. Like it was a good like it was 557 00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:47,640 just so over the top, like it's OK suburban white girl to like 558 00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:50,000 it's the hip hop and date black men. 559 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,680 Like that's totally. I think there's a whole I. 560 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,600 Think there's a whole generation? 561 00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:56,640 Of white girls. There's got to be. 562 00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:58,960 A whole generation of white girls that looked at black guys 563 00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:00,800 differently after say, the Last Dance came out. 564 00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:03,520 Shout out for you. They're like I've never had a. 565 00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:06,400 Type until now like and they're like and I like to dance to. 566 00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:08,800 Did you did you notice that in your own dating? 567 00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:12,080 Life that it like they're. They Yeah, yeah. 568 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:14,920 Yeah, like a, like a You got a Julia. 569 00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:17,000 Stiles bump. There was like a bubble. 570 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,960 There was. The Julia Stiles save the last 571 00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:20,880 bubble. No, it's like a bump A. 572 00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:22,040 Bump. Yeah, OK. 573 00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:24,120 Yeah. I mean, I, I don't know. 574 00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:26,160 I mean, I think I went to school with like 2 black. 575 00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:27,400 All of a sudden I got access to it. 576 00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:30,760 Like 2 black. Like 2 black girls like until 577 00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:34,240 maybe like 7th grade. So yeah, I can only think of 2. 578 00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:37,080 And there's like, my home. Girls and my sisters. 579 00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:38,960 So that was never I got three, I got 3. 580 00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:43,120 No. OK. 581 00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:46,160 All right, Yeah. There was like, OK, I'm going to 582 00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:47,200 count. I'm going to literally count 583 00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:48,520 them on my hand. I'm not going to say their names 584 00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:50,200 out loud. I was about to and. 585 00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:54,960 Then I was like, I'll stop. Yeah, Joseph and I went to high 586 00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:57,320 school together. That's why we I've got I've got 587 00:28:57,320 --> 00:29:00,120 5. I can name off quick quick quick 588 00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:04,840 succession 5 OK. Is my is my Nigerian Princess in 589 00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:06,320 there? Yeah. 590 00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:11,160 Yes 2 Two run track, 1 sprinter, one distance, one played 591 00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:15,200 volleyball and basketball. Then there was your Nubian. 592 00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:19,080 Princess and then one of them used to hang out, used to date 593 00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:20,520 one of our homeboys for a long time. 594 00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:23,960 Shut up. Yeah, I think you picked up on. 595 00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:27,720 That therapy questions Crazy. Crazy, crazy. 596 00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:31,280 Just to thinking about you, I'm more of like a Peaches. 597 00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:35,360 And cream. I'm going crazy, crazy, crazy, 598 00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:36,680 crazy. Me too. 599 00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:39,280 But that was like that, that song, you know, more of a pretty 600 00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:40,840 that was played at. The school dance. 601 00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:44,160 You wanted to be slow dancing with your girl when Crazy by 602 00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:47,640 Casey and JoJo came on 'cause there's so many ad libs at the 603 00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:50,240 end that the echo and stuff. Crazy hit. 604 00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:53,360 Crazy hit like at the end. So like the song was long enough 605 00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:55,880 to where it was like longer than your normal slow nights, so you 606 00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:57,920 got at least like an extra 45 seconds. 607 00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:01,640 There we go. Therapy question #1. 608 00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:07,680 Joseph. Would you rather your 609 00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:11,320 handwriting change fonts each day or? 610 00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:15,840 Your voice change accents. The. 611 00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:18,880 Most practical. Is your handwriting change fonts 612 00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:21,920 each day 'cause then like you can kind of duck and dodge that. 613 00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:25,280 Like it would be just wild to see what it looks like from 614 00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:28,320 day-to-day. But I'll have a hard time 615 00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:31,920 though, like signing shit. Yes and no, but you could all. 616 00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:33,240 That also could come to your advantage. 617 00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:35,240 You could become like a kidnapper and write letters and 618 00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:36,880 they'd be like, that's not his handwriting. 619 00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:38,840 Look at his handwriting today like they'd never be. 620 00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:40,800 You could get what you want to become a kidnapper. 621 00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:43,720 Just saying. It's possible there's a lot of 622 00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:46,720 nefarious things you can do, like. 623 00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:52,360 You know, have you ever seen? The jinx If, if, if Robert 624 00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:54,280 Durst's handwriting changed every day, he never would have 625 00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:56,520 gotten got what it just didn't do the fucking. 626 00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:59,560 Jinx, if you didn't didn't admit to all the Craig, that was Jinx, 627 00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:00,480 did you? Watched it. 628 00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:02,080 That was going to happen that way. 629 00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:04,320 I was going to that guy just inevitable something he. 630 00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:06,520 Was going to do. Something It was a ticking time 631 00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:08,280 bomb. We're lucky it started out with 632 00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:10,880 one person in private. Like honestly, have you watched 633 00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:14,720 The Beast in Me? Yes, that's about. 634 00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:15,480 Robert Nurse. Right. 635 00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:21,440 Is it? I heard the Claire Danes. 636 00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:24,120 Yeah, I didn't. Even take it that way. 637 00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:27,280 That's what I that's what I was. Told I read an article before I 638 00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:33,920 even watched it, I could see. It kind of being loosely done 639 00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:41,840 that way, but also no, because like the Jinx, the way he's 640 00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:44,760 caught in the Jinx doesn't it doesn't match up like you're 641 00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:47,760 you're changing like the main characters and Claire and Claire 642 00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:49,960 Danes just drives me fucking insane, dude. 643 00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:52,480 Me too dude. Like I'm like. 644 00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:54,680 You know what, she was great in my so-called life. 645 00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:56,800 So that's when Jared Leto was normal. 646 00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:59,120 They were both pretty good. He was never normal dude. 647 00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:00,480 He. Was good in my so-called. 648 00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:01,840 Life he was good in my so-called life. 649 00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:05,680 That's just a shout out for the ladies 'cause they just not a 650 00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:08,280 friend of the pod. But not now. 651 00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:12,800 Yeah, not since, I don't know Morbius Tron, I could think of 652 00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:15,480 switch back since Tron that just came out. 653 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,320 Exactly. I mean just. 654 00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:19,320 Keeps resetting like the clock resets. 655 00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:21,840 If it's like a eight-year half life, it's like a it's. 656 00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:25,720 Like a temporary, like a attorney for the United States. 657 00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:28,360 It's like radiation like. Firearm and they just put 658 00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:30,520 another one in there. It's like the elephant's foot. 659 00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:33,840 Chernobyl, like it's going to be a long time before that 660 00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:37,160 radiation dies down, but every if you keep throwing toxic waste 661 00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:40,720 on it, it just gets stronger. It's like, OK, times it by two. 662 00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:44,520 We fucking hate this guy. But yeah, Claire Danes was 663 00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:48,200 decent and like my soul called life and stuff. 664 00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:51,360 And now, but now that I think about it, but now I think, no, I 665 00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:54,200 can't stand her in homeland. That's like, that's like the 666 00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:57,480 antithesis of her being terrible her. 667 00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:00,880 With a psychosis, you know what I mean? 668 00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:04,000 She has it in everything. And that that is, that is like 669 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,160 the most ridiculous storyline ever. 670 00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:10,040 Spoiler alert, if you haven't seen Homeland, get the fuck over 671 00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:12,760 it. This crazy bitch works in 672 00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:16,320 intelligence. So it's what? 673 00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:21,080 Fucking a a terrorist. No, I mean I would you're. 674 00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:24,840 Just kind of fast forwarding like I mean she fucks a couple 675 00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:27,400 people that are. Enemies of the state and she's 676 00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:29,600 like, I don't know, I can't balance my meds. 677 00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:31,880 What am I going to do to everyone's like, come on, you 678 00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:34,960 got to do it one more time. I'm like, she's the most like 679 00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:39,240 unstable person ever. The fact they let her walk 680 00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:42,400 around with a gun in that show, like, even if she's still just 681 00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:45,480 an active agent in the field getting stuff done, she has no 682 00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:48,440 business having a firearm that entire time. 683 00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:52,920 And yeah, then like. What was even Wilder then? 684 00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:56,280 Like what? The old dude gets like Hep C and 685 00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:59,560 is like living in some drug tower, Like get out of here. 686 00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:01,960 Then she finds some dude she thinks is a terrorist who's like 687 00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:04,280 a teenager and she starts smashing him. 688 00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:07,960 Like what are we talking about? And then her, the old handler 689 00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:10,199 guys just like, what? What have you done? 690 00:34:10,199 --> 00:34:12,800 What have you done this time? I'm like, I don't know, fuck 691 00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:14,280 somebody. She's not supposed to and not 692 00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:18,639 taking her meds today 'cause you forgot to fill up the W, the T 693 00:34:18,639 --> 00:34:22,560 and the F. So it's not my SAT Suns coming 694 00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:23,560 up. You did those. 695 00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:25,840 So we just got to get through Friday. 696 00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:28,600 We got to get through today. Where is she? 697 00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:30,920 At the drug tower with the Hep C terrorist. 698 00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:35,639 What are we, Hep C terrorist? Bro, I can't, I can't with that. 699 00:34:35,639 --> 00:34:39,520 And then like, I can't stand it. So when I watched the Beast in 700 00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:42,560 me with her, you know, I was just like, so, so should I say. 701 00:34:43,159 --> 00:34:46,960 Julia, or what's her name from Save the Last Dance? 702 00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:49,120 Julia Stiles, Julia. Stiles. 703 00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:52,520 Kirsten Dunst, Claire Danes, Mary Fuck Kill. 704 00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:56,800 Mary Kirsten Dunst. Oh shit. 705 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,240 Are you going to fuck Claire Danes now? 706 00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:06,720 After all of that, no styles, I'm killing Claire. 707 00:35:06,720 --> 00:35:08,360 Danes, Claire Danes is days numbered. 708 00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:14,560 It's like it's it's it's coming season finale, Homeland enemy 709 00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:17,680 within, it's fucking coming and Jared, it'll be at the reunion 710 00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:19,800 of my so-called life. So Jared Leto's going to be 711 00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:22,080 there too and you're both fucking going down. 712 00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:26,720 But Claire Danes is like that generations Kristen Stewart from 713 00:35:26,720 --> 00:35:30,520 Twilight, just like always. Like I make it like constipated 714 00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:31,920 face. I thought Kristen Stewart was 715 00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:33,360 more. Like Grumpy Cat, just like the 716 00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:39,720 one emotion she's always. Your skin's so shiny. 717 00:35:39,720 --> 00:35:40,680 He just had. Our. 718 00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:42,840 Diamonds, yeah. The sun. 719 00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:46,040 It hurts me, wolf boy. Take off your shirt. 720 00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:48,520 Put it back on. Why did you imprint on my 721 00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:50,400 daughter? It's so like weird dude. 722 00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:54,120 Like they're just they, they think that they, their faces 723 00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:56,280 make them good actors and they just look like they're farting 724 00:35:56,280 --> 00:36:00,440 all the time and it drives. I digress. 725 00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:03,400 Voice changing accents, that would be tight, that would be 726 00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:07,840 harder to pull off, but that'll be cool as fuck every day. 727 00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:10,600 Every day it'd. Be hard to keep a job. 728 00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:13,840 You'd have to be like a Uber driver or something, like you 729 00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:16,240 have to come to something where like you interact with people. 730 00:36:16,240 --> 00:36:18,600 So it wouldn't be like, 'cause you couldn't work at the same 731 00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:20,840 office, they'd be like, I mean, you could be a salesperson. 732 00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:23,960 And then just like schedule it like whenever that like these, 733 00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:26,800 these are my British clients, these are my French clients. 734 00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:29,560 So whenever. You have that accent. 735 00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:32,920 Back, you know, 'cause there's there's only so many, but even 736 00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:35,200 in the application. Process you'd be like have two 737 00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:38,160 you have to do like what both interviews in the same day and 738 00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:40,320 hopefully it's I'm bilingual like. 739 00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:43,200 Bilingual bitch. I'm like multi central. 740 00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:46,200 Hopefully it's like a. Work from remote like a work 741 00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:49,480 from like remotely job because I don't know you'd be yeah come 742 00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:51,240 back tomorrow for your second interviews. 743 00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:54,360 You sure we can't can't do that today, can we? 744 00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:56,160 We can't do this get into like some like. 745 00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:58,240 Chinese accents or Japanese accents? 746 00:36:58,240 --> 00:37:00,880 Then it starts feeling racist. Yeah, that would be wild. 747 00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:03,280 Too you. So yeah, I can't imitate it. 748 00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:05,920 I mean it would be some African ISIS. 749 00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:10,520 I'll be good see. That's not as bad because I'm so 750 00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:12,880 Speaking of Africa and. I told you that all these Coos 751 00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:16,680 there was a fake coup recently where like the I really would 752 00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:19,080 like this job. Please give it to me now and the 753 00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:21,520 next day you'd be like, I appreciate the job there. 754 00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:23,440 It's pretty nice. You know, I'm like in my office, 755 00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:25,120 you'd be like, well, what the fuck? 756 00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:26,520 But that we don't know that video. 757 00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:30,200 Though you said of like the corrupt the guy, the guy African 758 00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:33,080 guy was like if there's corruption, it just popped in my 759 00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:35,000 feed. Yeah, the African. 760 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,480 Core stuff, I don't know. If it was, I don't know what. 761 00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:43,720 It was they'd be like 23, baby. 22 baby mother, real bad, man. 762 00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:47,360 Yeah, that dude is like sitting in this interview like this, 763 00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:50,560 like it was real fucking fantastic. 764 00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:54,960 If there is corruption and I am not involved, it must be 765 00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:57,720 stopped. But if there is corruption and I 766 00:37:57,720 --> 00:38:00,720 am involved, I stand by. It I. 767 00:38:00,720 --> 00:38:02,640 Defend it. I defend it. 768 00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:05,280 Yeah, I defended. That's like so great. 769 00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:08,520 There's another one where he's like, what does he say? 770 00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:11,680 Could you, It's this woman, She's like, do you think you 771 00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:15,160 could ever be with a woman who makes more money than you? 772 00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:21,360 And this guy's like I. Could never do such a. 773 00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:25,200 Thing like his reaction is so fucking. 774 00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:27,520 Unhinged and. Wild African chords for the 775 00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:28,640 ladies out there. I could definitely. 776 00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:34,840 Do that is. So, so wild. 777 00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:36,880 Or like, there's that one interview and now the guy's 778 00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:39,880 famous. It's super like, it's funny. 779 00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:42,000 The clip is hilarious, but it's this guy. 780 00:38:42,240 --> 00:38:45,640 He's in Nigeria and he's interviewing a gay right act gay 781 00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:49,440 right activist. He's a trans male and he's 782 00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:52,000 interviewing them and he gives them this long introduction, 783 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:55,840 like, I am here with Mr. Julian Benzema and like, goes through 784 00:38:56,080 --> 00:39:00,600 this whole spiel explaining who they are super, super shitty to 785 00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:02,360 them. And it's like, shall I call you 786 00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:05,920 Mr. Mr. Julian Bonzima? And he's like, how are you? 787 00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:08,120 He's like, great. Why are you gay? 788 00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:09,520 Like, right. Oh no. 789 00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:14,240 OK bro, like I went to Joshua Tree with the homies for a 790 00:39:14,240 --> 00:39:16,320 weekend above all musicians, right? 791 00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:18,400 And that clip came out that weekend. 792 00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:20,400 It was also right around the same time the Hawk 2. 793 00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:22,960 It should happen. And yeah, the whole fucking 794 00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:24,480 trip. Why are you gay? 795 00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:29,360 So that interviewer now. Has like a social media 796 00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:32,680 following and that's like a whole like joke now. 797 00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:35,520 Like it's this whole like thing. I mean, Nigeria is like 798 00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:39,040 obviously super fucked up when it comes to human rights, 799 00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:41,840 especially for like, like easy, easy, easy. 800 00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:45,440 It's a democracy, the LGBTQ. Plus community. 801 00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:49,960 But then that clip is wild. And that's like, you know, it's 802 00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:52,440 old school African gore. But those are, yeah, the 803 00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:56,240 dictator guys, they're like cartoon characters that they're, 804 00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:59,240 they're so out there. But I would rather have the 805 00:39:59,240 --> 00:40:01,680 changing handwriting 'cause I could pull that off and live a 806 00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:04,240 day-to-day life. If I'd had to change accents all 807 00:40:04,240 --> 00:40:07,080 the time, it'd just be too much. It would catch up with me. 808 00:40:08,240 --> 00:40:09,280 Well, you're. Always like talking about 809 00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:10,960 parlaying. It you're like changing your 810 00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:13,440 font, could you be a kidnapper changing your accent and you'd 811 00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:15,680 be an actor. True, but then. 812 00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:18,080 Like what for how long? Just I'm just doing one day. 813 00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:20,960 Shoots bitch. We. 814 00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:23,360 Need to do as much as we can now because. 815 00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:26,200 Today it's British, but tomorrow it could be a French, it could 816 00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:29,320 be anything. And so we need to like really 817 00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:31,720 wrap this up. I'm on a 15 day cycle. 818 00:40:32,240 --> 00:40:34,080 The next one comes up in 15 days. 819 00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:36,920 We're going to shut down the studio for for 2 1/2 weeks. 820 00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:39,360 Like right, That'd be crazy. You couldn't do it. 821 00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:41,360 Somebody would be in if you were that good. 822 00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:44,280 Or you could do a radio. You could be a radio host, that 823 00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:45,960 could be good. You could pull up parlayed into 824 00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:47,960 some radio gig. What the fuck is radio? 825 00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:50,400 You mean a? Podcast does. 826 00:40:50,720 --> 00:40:52,120 Or just be like you. Know. 827 00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:56,760 Yeah, I guess. Therapy question #2. 828 00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:03,520 Would you rather? Float away when embarrassed or 829 00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:08,200 turn bright blue. Float away. 830 00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:10,520 Because at least you're floating away. 831 00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:13,120 So then you you would you would go from being embarrassed and 832 00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:16,840 people like they'd be stunned. They'd be like, oh shit, this 833 00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:19,400 dude can fly. Like it would completely flip 834 00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:20,840 like that. You ought to be such a game 835 00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:23,640 changer in that situation. Like why wouldn't I want to 836 00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:26,040 turning blue would just make it worse. 837 00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:28,520 Then you'd be like this motherfucker turned blue. 838 00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:30,720 Like that'd be even worse. It would just compound. 839 00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:33,080 Well, what if? You're like embarrassed because 840 00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:34,240 you. Like pissed your pants and then 841 00:41:34,240 --> 00:41:36,000 now you're floating away with pee pants. 842 00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:39,360 At least I'm at least. I'm floating away and I'm just 843 00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:44,720 hanging out turning blue with the stained fucking cocky khakis 844 00:41:44,720 --> 00:41:46,760 with stain defenders. So it's running out. 845 00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:48,800 It's not even absorbing in the khaki. 846 00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:51,760 These are waterproof ass pants. They're just dripping down on 847 00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:53,000 the floor. Fuck that. 848 00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:55,600 I'd much rather be flying away. At least I'd be dripping little 849 00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:58,360 sprinkles on people that laughed at me and be like bye. 850 00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:04,600 Like fuck you dude. I have like in my dream terrible 851 00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:07,200 example. Flying away when you pee your 852 00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:10,120 pants or standing in the room and just turning a different 853 00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:14,280 color, that'd be horrifying. You'd just get bluer and. 854 00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:16,040 Blue you'd be. More embarrassed then you'd be 855 00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:17,680 embarrassed. It'd be like a vicious. 856 00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:19,280 Cycle. You're turning Violet. 857 00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:21,080 Violet. Like it would be some Willy 858 00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:22,480 Wonka type, some Willy Wonka shit. 859 00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:24,080 That's. What I'm thinking that'd be a. 860 00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:28,400 Nightmare in my. Dreams though, like whenever I 861 00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:31,920 can fly my dreams, it's only like floating and it's like hard 862 00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:33,080 to control. It happens. 863 00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:37,120 I can never just fly like a Jeep or I mean very rarely. 864 00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:41,880 So I kind of have an antithesis towards floating away, but. 865 00:42:44,240 --> 00:42:45,520 No, I'm I'm fine with the floating I. 866 00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:49,000 Guess bright blue is crazy. There's times where. 867 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:54,200 I if fly in my dreams and I can't control it, but it doesn't 868 00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:57,360 last very long, right? And then there's other times 869 00:42:57,360 --> 00:43:00,360 where. It's like I'm like gliding or 870 00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:04,480 like long bounding where it's like I'm flying but I'm not. 871 00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:07,880 So it's like I'm trying to fly but I'm just jumping extremely 872 00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:10,840 long distances like the Hulk or some shit. 873 00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:12,760 And that's I'm like this tight. I'll stay. 874 00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:15,840 That's fine. But the moment I realize. 875 00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:17,120 Like I said, when? I'm dreaming. 876 00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:21,240 The moment I realize I'm in a dream and I can control it, I 877 00:43:21,240 --> 00:43:23,800 could do whatever I want. The clock's ticking. 878 00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:27,400 The moment I realized that everything that so my dream 879 00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:30,240 starts wrapping up, it's like, Oh no, no, no, no. 880 00:43:30,240 --> 00:43:33,600 It's too much power. 95% of my dreams. 881 00:43:33,720 --> 00:43:40,560 I'm like, nowadays I'm like at like a weird like compound 882 00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:43,720 that's kind of like dorms and there's like a school element to 883 00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:46,160 it. And then like all like my 884 00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:49,840 friends and girls are there and there's like, partying, but then 885 00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:51,400 also we have to like, get shit done. 886 00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:54,280 Oh yeah, that. Happens like it happens every. 887 00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:57,280 Night Nowadays I'm just like always caught in the middle of 888 00:43:57,280 --> 00:44:03,080 that somehow there's. Some research that's been done. 889 00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:06,480 Where it's like you're brain stops making as many, your body 890 00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:09,600 stops making as many memories as you get older because it feels 891 00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:12,440 like it's wasting energy. So your brain stops pressing 892 00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:16,360 record as often and your brain presses record the most in those 893 00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:18,160 times. So that's why because I have 894 00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:19,480 dreams where it's like the hallways. 895 00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:23,000 So it's like the junior high, but it's like almost to AT, but 896 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:25,120 it's always takes place in the hallways. 897 00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:29,960 It's always in passing period stairwells or like in the long 898 00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:32,720 hallways, never really make it to class, never really get 899 00:44:32,720 --> 00:44:34,600 anything. It's like always in passing 900 00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:36,480 period. So I'll see people, people we 901 00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:39,720 grew up with friends, you sometimes I'm sure like and it's 902 00:44:39,720 --> 00:44:41,960 always like in passing, like we're like we used to just 903 00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:44,600 bullshit around. That's one location. 904 00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:47,840 Another location is around our hometown. 905 00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:53,160 And this is where it's weird is because it's like there's a part 906 00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:55,280 where it like there wouldn't be a neighborhood. 907 00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:58,400 There's a neighborhood. So if we're in, if I'm in my 908 00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:00,560 dream and we're going to go party at your house, right? 909 00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:03,200 You live in this make believe neighborhood. 910 00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:06,200 It's never at your house. It's always at another house. 911 00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:08,920 That's your house. So I'm never like inside your 912 00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:12,040 house, my burner house. Yeah, but it's like everybody. 913 00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:15,400 'S so when I could be doing that and like see people driving by, 914 00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:18,440 see people riding their bike or I'll go by I'll see it'll be a 915 00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:20,680 blend. Now where there's people from 916 00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:23,240 this is like crazy. There was 1 dream where I was 917 00:45:23,240 --> 00:45:27,040 driving. Driving by move was. 918 00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:29,760 Moving into a new house and there was like a bat, like a 919 00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:32,840 pick up basketball game. You were playing in it and like 920 00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:36,240 a bunch of other people and then people from like my life now and 921 00:45:36,240 --> 00:45:39,160 people that like I work with or work for me or whatever. 922 00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:41,560 We're like all playing basketball together. 923 00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:44,400 Like you knew each other. I go play and I was like, I got 924 00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:46,600 shit to do so I didn't, but it was weird. 925 00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:49,600 Like I have those, but that basketball court doesn't exist, 926 00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:52,760 but it takes place in a neighborhood like, and I know 927 00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:54,920 how to get to it. It's like it only exists in my 928 00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:56,560 dream. It's super in my dreams. 929 00:45:56,560 --> 00:45:58,720 It's super crazy. And then I have this big 930 00:45:58,720 --> 00:46:01,920 compound hotel thing that's super weird. 931 00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:05,200 Or like the backside of it's like all bungalows that are 932 00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:07,480 always open. So it's like if you're in your 933 00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:11,320 room and you walk out, you're on this like almost what are they 934 00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:13,520 called? Like the the barrios. 935 00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:15,760 It's like, you know, like in Venezuela, it's like where shits 936 00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:18,440 is stacked on top of each other. It's like all these little 937 00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:22,800 patios barrios. Is like neighborhood, right? 938 00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:25,200 Maybe, but. I'm talking about like the. 939 00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:28,960 Ones that are outside in like like the barrios, which is like 940 00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:32,200 in Venezuela, I think that are like where Chavez came out of 941 00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:34,000 some soccer. It's like they're, it's like 942 00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:38,120 outside of what's the capital of Venezuela and it's like. 943 00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:40,960 Shanty. Town. 944 00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:44,080 Stacked on top of each other, it's like super densely pop, 945 00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:46,560 super densely populated and extremely dangerous. 946 00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:48,600 It looks like that, but it's like. 947 00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:53,120 I don't have it like. And I I always end up there for 948 00:46:53,120 --> 00:47:00,920 some reason. It's weird I had to write 949 00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:03,640 Caracas. Oh shit dog. 950 00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:07,200 There was a point I could name every single country in Africa 951 00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:09,920 and where it was located, but that was like a. 952 00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:11,600 Two week period of my. Life when I was in physical 953 00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:16,000 geography. Therapy question #3. 954 00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:22,400 Would you rather your shoelaces tie themselves or your clothes 955 00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:24,880 fold themselves? Clothes fold themselves. 956 00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:27,480 What are we? Talking about shoes themselves, 957 00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:28,560 that's. Lazy as shit. 958 00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:30,880 Like, you want that? Just like get some Velcro. 959 00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:32,520 There's just more clothes. Right. 960 00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:36,920 Yeah, that takes like a huge. Chunk of my wasted time out of 961 00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:39,720 my day and folding and putting up clothes that is fold 962 00:47:39,720 --> 00:47:42,240 themselves. That sounds fantastic. 963 00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:45,240 That's like that. That's the type of. 964 00:47:45,240 --> 00:47:48,640 Shit that people build robots for I'm still. 965 00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:51,000 Waiting on the robot butlers. Whenever they're like, oh, we're 966 00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:52,560 going to. Do this robot and it'll do your 967 00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:55,480 chores for you. There's like four or five things 968 00:47:55,480 --> 00:47:59,840 they name off and it's like the dishes, taking out the trash, 969 00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:03,880 taking care of your lawn, folding your laundry. 970 00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:05,880 Like if they don't like, it's not like, you know, they're 971 00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:08,920 like, oh, like, you know, getting rid of the popcorn 972 00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:11,120 sealing in the guest bedroom. They're not getting that 973 00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:12,960 specific. It's like it's going to do your 974 00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:14,360 laundry. It's going to take out your 975 00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:17,320 trash and do your dishes. Fuck yeah, give me folded 976 00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:20,160 laundry all day. All. 977 00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:23,040 I'd be running a hustle, dude, because then I just feel like, 978 00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:25,800 yeah, I I'd be coming up. And how do they know that 979 00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:28,720 they're my clothes or not? If I wash it I could be running 980 00:48:28,720 --> 00:48:30,600 like a like a lingerie out of here. 981 00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:34,280 Dude, just pick up your clothes. How do they know if it's your? 982 00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:38,560 Clothes the robot well, not the. Robot just in general, if my 983 00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:40,920 clothes fold themselves, these are my clothes for the day. 984 00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:44,200 Watching these hoes boom. If I can figure out I'm I'm 985 00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:45,560 always looking for an angle Baby. 986 00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:47,240 I'm trying to open up a laundromat. 987 00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:50,280 And a robot too. I am too, but. 988 00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:53,480 Like money. Laundromat. 989 00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:58,280 That's what I'm trying to get. Allegedly, it'd be easy. 990 00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:00,400 Especially if you had if you weren't able to automate a 991 00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:03,800 laundromat and have a robot fold close for you. 992 00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:06,280 That's already such a low overhead. 993 00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:10,160 Like gig, I mean. You know, you can sell 994 00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:12,880 detergent, overprice it. Most people bring their own. 995 00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:14,640 Most people are going to bring their own stuff because you have 996 00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:17,120 to be like Korean or. Vietnamese though, to have a 997 00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:19,360 directly, I mean, you have to have a there. 998 00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:21,920 Is a licensing involved with the chemicals? 999 00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:24,560 But overall, I mean, it's a low overhead. 1000 00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:28,320 That's why people use that like those car washes as places to 1001 00:49:28,320 --> 00:49:30,480 launder money. It's low overhead. 1002 00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:32,840 You can funnel money through it. Well, it's well. 1003 00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:36,480 No, it's just because you could just say like 1000 people came 1004 00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:38,160 in here. No, no, no. 1005 00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:39,280 Yeah, they're. Easy. 1006 00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:41,040 They're easy to use for laundering money. 1007 00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:42,840 My financial accounting professor. 1008 00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:47,440 Had a side gig and he had like he had car washes in like Nevada 1009 00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:51,840 and he was telling us that so you know like when you go to 1010 00:49:51,840 --> 00:49:55,760 like a drive through car wash like it's like 9 bucks 10 bucks 1011 00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:58,720 12 bucks and like the more you pay like the more shit that they 1012 00:49:58,720 --> 00:50:01,320 give you he. Did the math. 1013 00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:04,920 And realized that it was cheaper to give you all the shit no 1014 00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:06,560 matter which one you picked. So he still gave you the 1015 00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:08,320 options. But if you pick the lowest 1, 1016 00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:10,280 you were still getting everything from the highest 1. 1017 00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:12,200 So it was just easier just do it all the same. 1018 00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:14,880 And that was the secret he told us. 1019 00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:19,080 So I was like, yeah, so if he. Figured that out. 1020 00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:20,000 I wonder if. It's all of them. 1021 00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:23,600 They might. They might, and then another 1022 00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:24,400 drive. Through car wash. 1023 00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:27,960 We had the managers code at the drive through car wash in high 1024 00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:30,120 school. Yeah, I think is it the one up? 1025 00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:33,680 26 I forget where it was you. Could just type in this code and 1026 00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:36,440 get a free car wash. And then the homie who's like a 1027 00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:41,240 year older, Reese, had like a van, like a minivan with a 1028 00:50:41,240 --> 00:50:43,480 sliding door. So we would like smoke weed 1029 00:50:43,480 --> 00:50:47,000 during the car wash and then whenever the air vents came on, 1030 00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:50,560 we'd open the side door and then all the air would blow through, 1031 00:50:50,720 --> 00:50:54,120 blow out all the weed smoke. And we just did that all the 1032 00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:55,600 time, dude. Like, I'm surprised that that 1033 00:50:55,600 --> 00:51:00,920 place stayed in business. It's like a wine world now. 1034 00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:03,760 I've actually driven by it recently. 1035 00:51:03,760 --> 00:51:05,160 I know exactly which one you're talking about. 1036 00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:08,280 It was kind of over by like the area over by Krispy Kreme. 1037 00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:10,880 So it wasn't too far from the Krispy Kreme in the stadium, but 1038 00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:14,760 it was off 26 over there. It's still there, but I think 1039 00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:18,080 now it's like a wine world and I don't think I think that that's 1040 00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:21,880 just like gone, like I think the car wash partner that's gone. 1041 00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:24,760 Can you imagine? Starting that and then like that 1042 00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:27,120 code got out and then like you just got fucked but you didn't 1043 00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:28,920 like realize it till like 6 months later or something. 1044 00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:30,520 Yeah, I don't know how I got the code. 1045 00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:34,120 Somebody told me the code and I was like, like, let's go. 1046 00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:38,120 In suburbia, you're always looking for a spot always 1047 00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:41,560 because there's nowhere. That's like, why is your car is 1048 00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:43,360 the safest spot? What are you talking about? 1049 00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:46,960 Like what are you talking about? It wasn't, but it was. 1050 00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:48,560 I mean, kind of sometimes depends. 1051 00:51:49,240 --> 00:51:52,360 I mean when I was walking. Around Lake Grapevine and you're 1052 00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:55,120 like dressed like you're about to go to a house party and 1053 00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:57,040 people are like running. They're like, what are you doing 1054 00:51:57,040 --> 00:51:58,560 out here? You're like, hey, like it's 1055 00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:00,840 pretty obvious what you're doing out on the trails. 1056 00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:04,520 You couldn't like pretend like, Oh no, I'm just out here hanging 1057 00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:07,680 out like this. Me and me and my guy friend, 1058 00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:10,360 like God said, didn't go over very well. 1059 00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:12,480 And I'd be like, what are you doing out here? 1060 00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:14,200 Like you've been hanging out with a lot of guy. 1061 00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:15,680 Friends out on the trails, Joseph, OR. 1062 00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:21,040 When I was younger. Younger in the days. 1063 00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:23,720 Yeah, Therapy question. Final therapy. 1064 00:52:23,720 --> 00:52:28,840 Question Therapy question #4 Would you rather be able to 1065 00:52:28,840 --> 00:52:37,440 taste emotions or hear flavors? If you could taste emotions, 1066 00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:40,080 that would actually be pretty powerful, like your own 1067 00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:42,840 emotions, because then you would actually know how you were 1068 00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:45,120 feeling. It'd be harder to deny, so it'd 1069 00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:47,520 be harder to suppress your emotions if you could taste 1070 00:52:47,520 --> 00:52:49,280 them. So if you were. 1071 00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:51,160 Like jealous and. Envious of something that would 1072 00:52:51,160 --> 00:52:53,040 have a specific taste. Yeah, well, I know. 1073 00:52:53,040 --> 00:52:55,600 I. Rely on suppressing my emotions, 1074 00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:57,160 dog. Exactly. 1075 00:52:57,400 --> 00:52:59,920 So that's why this would be good for Someone Like You. 1076 00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,960 I don't, I said. Rely rely. 1077 00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:05,520 I know I don't use. That as a cope. 1078 00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:08,720 Well, now you can stop using. Crutches and learn how to walk 1079 00:53:08,720 --> 00:53:12,120 there. Forrest Gump run like a real 1080 00:53:12,120 --> 00:53:14,360 boy. But no, I do think it'd be much 1081 00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:17,920 more powerful. Hearing flavors would be weird. 1082 00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:20,320 I don't even know what that would be like, what they'd sound 1083 00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:22,000 like, that doesn't. What would? 1084 00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:23,160 What would? What would? 1085 00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:26,800 Almost spicy sound like I have no idea. 1086 00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:30,680 I mean would it depend on the type of spice? 1087 00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:33,000 Would Thai spice taste different Mexicans? 1088 00:53:33,240 --> 00:53:37,160 So does it taste? Different so whatever it. 1089 00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:41,160 Was it would be like it would the sounds how how how refined. 1090 00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:43,400 Your palate is the sounds you would hear. 1091 00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:45,960 Would probably be some sort of racist stereotype. 1092 00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:50,440 Just saying. Says who? 1093 00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:53,840 Says. So you're eating a burrito all 1094 00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:55,840 of a sudden it's. Like a fucking mariachi band is 1095 00:53:55,840 --> 00:53:56,960 what you're talking about. Maybe. 1096 00:53:56,960 --> 00:53:58,560 Maybe. Your taste, you're hearing 1097 00:53:58,560 --> 00:54:02,080 flavours. Hear that Mexican flavour, baby, 1098 00:54:02,080 --> 00:54:04,160 You never know. I'm just saying like it's some. 1099 00:54:04,160 --> 00:54:05,920 It would borderline on that. What if it wasn't? 1100 00:54:05,920 --> 00:54:06,920 What if it was? How would it? 1101 00:54:07,240 --> 00:54:09,240 How would it identify? How would it tell? 1102 00:54:09,240 --> 00:54:12,240 You what it is unless each type of ingredient has a certain 1103 00:54:12,240 --> 00:54:15,560 sound and then it makes like a music or a flavour. 1104 00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:24,920 So like, let's ask chat. Would if you could hear. 1105 00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:28,760 Flavors Would the sound you hear be considered racist? 1106 00:54:30,160 --> 00:54:31,760 Because I feel like they would be. 1107 00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:36,640 Maybe in like Asian food and it might be playing Asian music and 1108 00:54:36,640 --> 00:54:38,720 they'd be like might make some people uncomfortable. 1109 00:54:39,640 --> 00:54:53,680 All right, so. Here are 4 equally correct. 1110 00:54:53,880 --> 00:54:56,680 Equally stupid, equally profound answers. 1111 00:54:56,680 --> 00:54:59,640 Choose your burrito Sona 1 The literal sound. 1112 00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:02,600 A burrito would sound like a bass boosted zipper because it's 1113 00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:08,240 basically a sleeping bag full of hot emotions. 2 The musical 1114 00:55:08,240 --> 00:55:12,000 sound genre. Latin trap mixed with mariachi 1115 00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:14,600 horns. Tempo, Regrettably confident 1116 00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:15,960 key. Whatever key your stomach 1117 00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:18,120 gurgles in. Signature sound. 1118 00:55:18,120 --> 00:55:21,080 A trumpet that's too horny for it's own good think. 1119 00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:26,320 The emotional sound a. Burrito sounds like someone 1120 00:55:26,320 --> 00:55:29,880 whispering you don't need to fix your life today, just hold me 1121 00:55:30,120 --> 00:55:32,520 followed immediately by your intestines whispering. 1122 00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:36,520 But you will pay for this later for the metaphysical sound. 1123 00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:41,000 If you compress warmth, chaos, ambition, salsa, and a prayer 1124 00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:46,880 into a tortilla, you get a sound wave that goes oh God why did I 1125 00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:49,920 get extra beans? If you want I can give you a 1126 00:55:49,920 --> 00:55:53,680 full audio SFX description, like for a sound designer, a song 1127 00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:57,920 lyric version, a scientific explanation that's 100% fake but 1128 00:55:57,920 --> 00:56:01,640 sounds real, or what different types of burritos sound like 1129 00:56:01,680 --> 00:56:04,280 California mission style breakfast, etcetera. 1130 00:56:04,640 --> 00:56:07,680 What's your preferred burrito sound universe? 1131 00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:12,240 Did my chat is I mean. I'm very proud of. 1132 00:56:12,240 --> 00:56:15,960 It to be honest because it's like curated, you know, like the 1133 00:56:15,960 --> 00:56:19,480 what? What did it say? 1134 00:56:20,360 --> 00:56:24,640 A trumpet that's too horny for its own good, Like that's not. 1135 00:56:24,640 --> 00:56:26,680 Normal unless. It's like I've been working with 1136 00:56:26,680 --> 00:56:28,240 Chad for a while. I was. 1137 00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:30,280 I was right. You were right. 1138 00:56:30,760 --> 00:56:33,840 Yeah, it would be some sort of. Stereotype so a stereotypical 1139 00:56:33,840 --> 00:56:40,160 like mariachi, Latin trap like that's come on, that'd be like, 1140 00:56:40,160 --> 00:56:42,560 that'd be like you're Hispanic for being like, oh, you want to 1141 00:56:42,560 --> 00:56:44,880 hear some of my music and you're like, oh, what is it? 1142 00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:50,520 Latin trap with mariachi like. Sorry, that's just the official. 1143 00:56:50,520 --> 00:56:53,840 Song of Burritos, like what are you talking about? 1144 00:56:53,840 --> 00:57:02,720 Like what they. I mean, you went wrong because 1145 00:57:02,720 --> 00:57:05,440 it would because it would be regional music, it'd be based 1146 00:57:05,440 --> 00:57:07,400 off of the regions the food came from. 1147 00:57:07,720 --> 00:57:09,720 So it's like it would be, yeah. So. 1148 00:57:09,720 --> 00:57:12,720 Exactly so it wouldn't. Be purposefully stereotype. 1149 00:57:13,520 --> 00:57:15,680 Then ask it what? Would Africa? 1150 00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:18,920 What would what would black or what would the music be or what 1151 00:57:18,920 --> 00:57:21,600 would urban black street food sound like? 1152 00:57:21,760 --> 00:57:23,560 I bet you'd be like it'd be soul food. 1153 00:57:24,240 --> 00:57:25,040 Hip. Yeah, what would the? 1154 00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:27,000 Music. It's either going to be like 1155 00:57:27,080 --> 00:57:31,600 Marvin Gaye type shit or it's going to be like it would be 1156 00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:35,680 heavy bass and snare with gunshots in the background. 1157 00:57:42,100 --> 00:57:43,980 Gunshots in the background. Is what you think. 1158 00:57:44,740 --> 00:57:46,620 Well, no, I was just being. Hyperbolic. 1159 00:57:48,080 --> 00:57:56,120 It is curated for you though. It's and antifa curated AI is 1160 00:57:56,240 --> 00:57:58,840 it? Yeah I bet I bet I bet. 1161 00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:02,960 Huggy GBT. Huggy GBT. 1162 00:58:02,960 --> 00:58:05,640 Is this happening right now? Because if I was wrong you would 1163 00:58:05,640 --> 00:58:07,600 say Nope. But you can't get loud soul 1164 00:58:07,600 --> 00:58:09,880 food. Wouldn't just. 1165 00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:13,200 Sound it would groove. Here are the layers of the Soul 1166 00:58:13,200 --> 00:58:17,680 Food Symphony #1 the fried chicken section, crisp skin, 1167 00:58:17,680 --> 00:58:21,000 it's high hats made of sunshine, grease popping calls, snare 1168 00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:24,600 rolls with attitude, bike crunch calls, a perfectly timed rim 1169 00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:25,920 shot. Overall vibe. 1170 00:58:27,760 --> 00:58:31,480 Oh Lord, have mercy. #2 the Mac and cheese section. 1171 00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:35,040 This is a slow, thick, buttery bass, like someone playing a 1172 00:58:35,040 --> 00:58:40,120 tuba underwater in hot Velveeta. A tone that says comfort is 1173 00:58:40,120 --> 00:58:45,840 coming #3 The candied yams high, Sweet, soulful notes that 1174 00:58:45,840 --> 00:58:48,000 glisten like brown sugar under an oven light. 1175 00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:52,320 Think Doo Doo, A melody so sweet it immediately puts your blood 1176 00:58:52,320 --> 00:58:56,560 sugar in a chokehold. Yeah, lose that foot. 1177 00:58:56,560 --> 00:59:00,640 Dude hug the main melody from. Behind it hums, not sings. 1178 00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:05,520 Moist cornbread equals. Gospel chords dry cornbread 1179 00:59:05,520 --> 00:59:10,680 equals AM radio static from 1974 #5 the some. 1180 00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:15,280 Old school groovy love shit. Marvin Gaye type shit. 1181 00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:18,200 Yeah, praise. It there's always one Alto 1182 00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:23,120 trying to outshine everybody. 6 Peach cobbler, A warm, soulful 1183 00:59:23,120 --> 00:59:25,360 riff that hits your chest like a grandma hug. 1184 00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:29,120 Oh Chile Ding. The Ding is the oven, which is 1185 00:59:29,120 --> 00:59:35,280 also God, the full Jesus. Christ a gospel. 1186 00:59:35,280 --> 00:59:38,640 Choir from Mississippi and a funk bassist who's late on rent. 1187 00:59:39,160 --> 00:59:41,360 Now feed all of them until they need a nap. 1188 00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:45,360 That's soul food. If you want, I can break down 1189 00:59:45,360 --> 00:59:48,320 regional soul food sound profiles, Memphis versus New 1190 00:59:48,320 --> 00:59:51,440 Orleans versus Carolina, or describe what a full soul food 1191 00:59:51,440 --> 00:59:52,760 plate would sound like as a song. 1192 01:00:00,240 --> 01:00:02,800 What do you think about? This rap name Mr. Goody 2 shoes 1193 01:00:02,800 --> 01:00:10,040 AKA Fat GBT. PH That's pretty good. 1194 01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:14,280 Want to take a break? Before we get into articles, 1195 01:00:14,280 --> 01:00:17,000 I've set up P Yeah, we'll take a quick break. 1196 01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:18,160 We'll be back. Here in a second y'all. 1197 01:00:22,600 --> 01:00:28,880 And we're back for the topics. I'll be my round of applause 1198 01:00:28,880 --> 01:00:33,960 button. So crazy shit. 1199 01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:38,920 This from the AP Trump says the Venice the US has seized an oil 1200 01:00:38,920 --> 01:00:41,240 tanker off the coast of Venezuela. 1201 01:00:42,960 --> 01:00:49,160 This was updated 9:45 PM. It was written by Amir Madani. 1202 01:00:49,520 --> 01:00:52,440 Oh my gosh. Joshua Goodman, Regina Garcia 1203 01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:59,680 Cano and Konstantin Taropin. It's a kick ass name that 1204 01:00:59,680 --> 01:01:01,720 Washington President Donald Trump said Wednesday that the 1205 01:01:01,720 --> 01:01:04,680 United States has seized an oil tanker off the coast of 1206 01:01:04,680 --> 01:01:07,880 Venezuela as tensions mount with the government. 1207 01:01:09,440 --> 01:01:12,480 With the government. Of President Nicolas Maduro the 1208 01:01:12,520 --> 01:01:15,840 US using forces to take control of a merchant ship is incredibly 1209 01:01:15,840 --> 01:01:18,880 unusual and marks the Trump administration's latest push to 1210 01:01:18,880 --> 01:01:22,000 increase pressure on Maduro, who has been charged with narco 1211 01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:25,320 terrorism in the United States. the US has built up the largest 1212 01:01:25,320 --> 01:01:28,400 military presence in the region in decades amongst a series of 1213 01:01:28,400 --> 01:01:31,840 deadly strikes on alleged drug smuggling boats in the Caribbean 1214 01:01:31,840 --> 01:01:35,560 Sea and eastern Pacific Ocean. The campaign is facing growing 1215 01:01:35,560 --> 01:01:38,760 scrutiny from Congress. We've just seized A tanker off 1216 01:01:38,760 --> 01:01:42,400 the coast of Venezuela, a large tanker, very large. 1217 01:01:42,640 --> 01:01:46,440 We've just seized A tanker off the coast of Venezuela, a large 1218 01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:49,960 tanker, very large. One of the largest ever seized, 1219 01:01:49,960 --> 01:01:52,960 actually, Trump told reporters at the White House. 1220 01:01:53,280 --> 01:01:56,280 Later in later adding. It was seized for a good, very 1221 01:01:56,280 --> 01:01:58,920 good reason. Trump did not offer additional 1222 01:01:58,920 --> 01:02:02,200 details and asked what would happen to the oil aboard the 1223 01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:03,200 tanker. Trump said. 1224 01:02:03,400 --> 01:02:07,440 Well, we'll keep it, I guess. The seizure was led by the US 1225 01:02:07,440 --> 01:02:10,680 Coast Guard and supported by the Navy, according to US official, 1226 01:02:10,880 --> 01:02:14,240 who was not authorized to comment publicly but Smoke spoke 1227 01:02:14,240 --> 01:02:16,240 under the condition of anonymity. 1228 01:02:16,880 --> 01:02:19,920 The official added that it was conducted under U.S. law 1229 01:02:19,920 --> 01:02:24,480 enforcement authority. Storming the oil tanker Coast 1230 01:02:24,480 --> 01:02:27,480 Guard members are taken to the oil tanker by helicopter from an 1231 01:02:27,480 --> 01:02:31,960 aircraft aircraft off the USS Gerald R Ford, the official 1232 01:02:31,960 --> 01:02:33,960 said. The Ford is in the Caribbean Sea 1233 01:02:33,960 --> 01:02:37,160 after arriving last month and a show of major force joining a 1234 01:02:37,160 --> 01:02:41,520 fleet of other warships. Video posted by Attorney General 1235 01:02:41,520 --> 01:02:45,000 Pam Bondi shows people fast roping from one of the 1236 01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:48,080 helicopters involved in the operation as it hovers just feet 1237 01:02:48,080 --> 01:02:50,600 above the deck. Coast Guard members can be later 1238 01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:53,440 seen on video moving throughout the superstructure of the ship 1239 01:02:53,440 --> 01:02:56,600 with their weapons drawn. Pam Bondi wrote that for 1240 01:02:56,600 --> 01:02:59,880 multiple years a tanker has been sanctioned by the US due to its 1241 01:02:59,880 --> 01:03:03,800 involvement in an illicit illicit oil shipping network 1242 01:03:04,120 --> 01:03:08,320 supporting former are foreign terrorist organizations. 1243 01:03:08,320 --> 01:03:10,560 Venezuela government said in a statement that the seizure 1244 01:03:10,560 --> 01:03:14,560 constitutes a blatant theft and an act of international piracy. 1245 01:03:14,880 --> 01:03:17,840 Under these circumstances, the true reasons for the prolonged 1246 01:03:17,840 --> 01:03:21,560 aggression against Venezuela have finally been revealed. 1247 01:03:21,560 --> 01:03:24,440 It has always been about our natural resources, our oil, our 1248 01:03:24,440 --> 01:03:28,080 energy, the resources that belong exclusively to the 1249 01:03:28,080 --> 01:03:30,240 Venezuelan people, the statement said. 1250 01:03:30,680 --> 01:03:37,200 What do you think so far? If you can sees like a the 1251 01:03:37,200 --> 01:03:41,760 biggest, the largest boat ever, why can't you go get these 1252 01:03:41,760 --> 01:03:43,320 little dinghies that you're blowing up? 1253 01:03:43,680 --> 01:03:46,200 Might you need to blow them up? You can just seize tankers like 1254 01:03:46,200 --> 01:03:48,960 this. That's wild. 1255 01:03:49,440 --> 01:03:52,600 It's like snatching A tanker off the Venezuelan coast. 1256 01:03:52,600 --> 01:03:53,800 Yeah, dude, we're going to war with. 1257 01:03:53,800 --> 01:03:55,680 Venezuela, the United States is going to war with Venezuela. 1258 01:03:55,680 --> 01:03:57,960 Like I mean, it's been clear for fucking months now. 1259 01:03:57,960 --> 01:04:01,040 Like unbelievable shit, dude. I thought he like he was the 1260 01:04:01,040 --> 01:04:03,840 president who ends wars. You just got the fucking goofy 1261 01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:05,920 ass Peace Prize from FIFA. Like what are we doing? 1262 01:04:09,720 --> 01:04:11,080 Yeah, this shows that their whole cover. 1263 01:04:11,080 --> 01:04:14,880 Story about it being inter directing drugs is a big lie. 1264 01:04:14,880 --> 01:04:18,120 This is the Senator Chris Van Holland, a Democrat of Maryland. 1265 01:04:18,120 --> 01:04:21,480 This is just one big piece of evidence that it's really about 1266 01:04:21,480 --> 01:04:26,040 regime change by force, which is 100%, which is what America is 1267 01:04:26,040 --> 01:04:27,640 great at. No one changed. 1268 01:04:27,640 --> 01:04:30,320 But no, we're so great. This is not going to work out 1269 01:04:30,320 --> 01:04:32,120 this. Is not going to work out because 1270 01:04:32,120 --> 01:04:35,240 like OK, so Maduro stole the fucking election, right? 1271 01:04:35,440 --> 01:04:38,640 Well, the and Maria Machado won the Nobel Peace Prize. 1272 01:04:38,640 --> 01:04:41,360 His like the person who actually is supposed to win, but she got 1273 01:04:42,080 --> 01:04:43,360 fucking she had to go into hiding. 1274 01:04:43,360 --> 01:04:45,600 So like, her deputy actually won the election, right? 1275 01:04:49,520 --> 01:04:52,960 Maduro as like create like, like he's got the military on his 1276 01:04:52,960 --> 01:04:55,520 side. So like, even if you get Maduro 1277 01:04:55,520 --> 01:04:58,080 to go, it's not like these dudes in the military are going to 1278 01:04:58,080 --> 01:05:01,040 just like let like Maria Machado come in and just take over. 1279 01:05:01,240 --> 01:05:05,520 Like it's going to be a fucking insurgency just to like Iraq, 1280 01:05:05,800 --> 01:05:07,800 Like the countries just as big as like Iraq. 1281 01:05:07,800 --> 01:05:09,720 It's like twice the size of California. 1282 01:05:10,960 --> 01:05:14,960 Like this dude, I just can't believe he got talked into this. 1283 01:05:14,960 --> 01:05:18,040 Like it's fucking crazy. Like this is going to like. 1284 01:05:18,200 --> 01:05:21,360 And The thing is like, first of all, did you see Jesse Waters 1285 01:05:21,360 --> 01:05:23,800 called Stephen Miller a sexual matador? 1286 01:05:25,360 --> 01:05:29,520 Stephen Miller wants this to happen because when you're in. 1287 01:05:29,520 --> 01:05:31,480 War, then you can. Just like crack down at home, 1288 01:05:31,480 --> 01:05:34,360 you know, like hit like martial law type shit, like rules. 1289 01:05:34,360 --> 01:05:37,120 And so that's why they like they wanted like domestically. 1290 01:05:37,120 --> 01:05:39,240 Shit's not going well. He's calling affordability a 1291 01:05:39,240 --> 01:05:41,880 fucking hoax. This is a nice distraction that 1292 01:05:41,880 --> 01:05:44,920 I, I just, it's just like, haven't we seen this over and 1293 01:05:44,920 --> 01:05:47,320 over and over tonight? Like his one selling point was 1294 01:05:47,320 --> 01:05:49,520 like he's the president who ends wars, not starts them. 1295 01:05:49,520 --> 01:05:51,960 And here we fucking go, dude. And then like they just came out 1296 01:05:51,960 --> 01:05:53,400 with a national security strategy. 1297 01:05:53,400 --> 01:05:56,880 The NSS comes out once every four years for the United States 1298 01:05:57,120 --> 01:06:00,360 and and it's just basically like called like the Monroe Doctrine 1299 01:06:00,560 --> 01:06:02,320 where it's like we're just running shit in the West 1300 01:06:02,320 --> 01:06:03,520 Hemisphere. Go fuck yourself. 1301 01:06:03,520 --> 01:06:05,640 But the Monroe Doctrine was like, hey, you're up. 1302 01:06:05,640 --> 01:06:07,400 Don't come over here. We won't go over there. 1303 01:06:07,640 --> 01:06:09,160 But then he's just like, go fuck yourself. 1304 01:06:09,160 --> 01:06:10,200 You're up. We're going to do whatever the 1305 01:06:10,200 --> 01:06:12,880 fuck we want, but you don't just like we're going to run the like 1306 01:06:12,880 --> 01:06:15,440 the Western Hemisphere. Shit is stupid, dude. 1307 01:06:16,840 --> 01:06:19,640 Shit is stupid. This is going to be really bad 1308 01:06:19,640 --> 01:06:23,920 and really expensive. Yeah, you thought like 6 like 1309 01:06:23,920 --> 01:06:25,480 the six. Million Venezuelans like already 1310 01:06:25,480 --> 01:06:28,160 like fled the fucking country. It's like, you think that this 1311 01:06:28,160 --> 01:06:30,440 is going to go well, You don't think we're going to get more 1312 01:06:30,440 --> 01:06:32,160 people? We've killed at least 87. 1313 01:06:32,160 --> 01:06:35,800 People in 22 known strikes since early September, including the 1314 01:06:35,800 --> 01:06:38,760 follow up strike. He was asked about why haven't 1315 01:06:38,760 --> 01:06:43,320 they released the video of the second hit today? 1316 01:06:43,320 --> 01:06:45,520 Someone asked him. It was so quick to release all 1317 01:06:45,520 --> 01:06:46,240 these videos. Oh. 1318 01:06:46,280 --> 01:06:48,920 No, he like it was. Crazy they're doing. 1319 01:06:48,920 --> 01:06:51,440 They just had a meeting. He's sitting there answering 1320 01:06:51,440 --> 01:06:53,760 questions. A reporter from CNN asked him a 1321 01:06:53,760 --> 01:06:56,400 question, like, why haven't they released a video yet? 1322 01:06:57,560 --> 01:07:00,200 He instantly starts attacking her, 'cause she's with CNN. 1323 01:07:00,200 --> 01:07:02,040 You know, ABC, it was ABC, was it? 1324 01:07:02,040 --> 01:07:04,200 ABC or he's like you must. Be CNN? 1325 01:07:04,240 --> 01:07:06,800 No, there was one just today. He's like, are you CNN? 1326 01:07:06,800 --> 01:07:09,040 You must be. CNN, you're an arm of the 1327 01:07:09,040 --> 01:07:10,840 Democratic Party 'cause you work for them. 1328 01:07:10,840 --> 01:07:13,480 And he's like, that's it. He's like but but no, there was 1329 01:07:13,480 --> 01:07:15,600 this one. Kicked everybody out, he kicked. 1330 01:07:15,600 --> 01:07:18,360 Everybody out of the all the press cameras, right after she 1331 01:07:18,360 --> 01:07:20,320 asked that question, he was like, all right, we're done. 1332 01:07:20,840 --> 01:07:22,160 That's how you know it's a war crime. 1333 01:07:23,320 --> 01:07:25,000 It's like, yeah, it's like every, every time he's in 1334 01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:26,240 trouble. Yeah, exactly. 1335 01:07:26,520 --> 01:07:28,400 And it's a no. He's like, but the reason why I 1336 01:07:28,400 --> 01:07:31,160 said ABC was because that ABC reporter asked him additionally 1337 01:07:31,160 --> 01:07:32,360 if he was going to release the video. 1338 01:07:32,360 --> 01:07:33,720 And he was like, yeah, fucking release it. 1339 01:07:33,960 --> 01:07:35,640 And then like they didn't release it. 1340 01:07:35,640 --> 01:07:37,160 And then same reporter asked him. 1341 01:07:37,160 --> 01:07:40,040 He goes, I didn't say I would really see you said that ABC 1342 01:07:40,040 --> 01:07:42,120 News fake news. He's like, you're a terrible 1343 01:07:42,120 --> 01:07:44,400 reporter. And it's like, it's like, dude, 1344 01:07:44,400 --> 01:07:48,240 you said you would like, I mean it's just crazy that like the 1345 01:07:48,240 --> 01:07:51,040 shit that we're listening and then he's like solved 8 wars. 1346 01:07:51,080 --> 01:07:54,520 None of them have been solved, dude, like fucking Cambodia or 1347 01:07:54,560 --> 01:08:00,520 like Thailand just bomb Cambodia like the Congo and in Rwanda, 1348 01:08:00,520 --> 01:08:02,360 like they're going after like at each other. 1349 01:08:02,360 --> 01:08:06,280 Like, you know, like this like group called like M 23 was like 1350 01:08:06,280 --> 01:08:09,120 the like the main actors, like they weren't even a part of the 1351 01:08:09,120 --> 01:08:10,800 peace deal. Like, you know, it's like 1352 01:08:10,800 --> 01:08:13,440 Azerbaijan in Armenia. It's like, OK, it's because 1353 01:08:13,440 --> 01:08:15,440 Armenia lost. Like, you know, like these 1354 01:08:15,440 --> 01:08:18,000 fucking like, you know, Ukraine's not solved 100 1355 01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:19,880 violations of the ceasefire in Gaza. 1356 01:08:19,880 --> 01:08:22,240 Dude already like hundreds of people killed since the fucking 1357 01:08:22,240 --> 01:08:24,279 ceasefire. None of these fucking wars are 1358 01:08:24,279 --> 01:08:24,960 soft. He's not a. 1359 01:08:25,160 --> 01:08:26,560 And then now he's going to start a war. 1360 01:08:27,760 --> 01:08:31,840 Yeah. Yeah, the whole thing's stupid. 1361 01:08:31,840 --> 01:08:34,200 And that's just escalating. I think they're they're waiting. 1362 01:08:34,200 --> 01:08:37,760 They're wanting Venezuela to do something so they can justify. 1363 01:08:39,439 --> 01:08:41,680 Putting boots on the ground. They're like they're, yeah, 1364 01:08:41,680 --> 01:08:43,040 they're. Trying to like, yeah, they're 1365 01:08:43,040 --> 01:08:45,120 trying to get pretext, like to go do it. 1366 01:08:45,120 --> 01:08:47,960 And it's just unbelievable that we're just like, watching this 1367 01:08:47,960 --> 01:08:50,399 fucking slow motion, like catastrophe. 1368 01:08:50,399 --> 01:08:52,000 It's gonna be a fucking catastrophe. 1369 01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:54,520 He thinks it's gonna be easy. Just like the hubris. 1370 01:08:54,520 --> 01:08:57,200 They thought Iraq would be easy. It's like the same fucking 1371 01:08:57,200 --> 01:08:58,880 thing. It's the same thing, dude. 1372 01:08:59,120 --> 01:09:01,760 And like, even, like, what they're saying is the same, 1373 01:09:01,960 --> 01:09:04,359 like, like every one of those boats is a weapon of mass 1374 01:09:04,359 --> 01:09:06,680 destruction. Every time a kilo of drugs comes 1375 01:09:06,680 --> 01:09:08,840 into our country, it's the web. They're calling it weapons of 1376 01:09:08,840 --> 01:09:09,920 mass destruction. Did. 1377 01:09:13,040 --> 01:09:16,200 Yeah, I mean the whole. Thing's fucking stupid, but then 1378 01:09:16,200 --> 01:09:20,319 in turn we just also pardoned a known narco trafficker 1379 01:09:20,760 --> 01:09:22,399 responsible of bringing like hundreds of. 1380 01:09:22,399 --> 01:09:24,680 Tons of cocaine inside into the government. 1381 01:09:24,960 --> 01:09:30,560 Except for he's he's boys with like fucking Matt Gaetz and and 1382 01:09:30,840 --> 01:09:34,920 I forget somebody else in fucking Florida and yeah, and 1383 01:09:34,920 --> 01:09:38,279 like, and they just like what? Like bots Melania coin and then 1384 01:09:38,279 --> 01:09:40,960 just like got the fuck out. It was. 1385 01:09:40,960 --> 01:09:43,080 Sentenced to 45 years. In fucking prison, dude. 1386 01:09:43,240 --> 01:09:45,560 And his brother's in there. His brother's in prison, who's 1387 01:09:45,560 --> 01:09:48,960 not getting out, apparently, but his brother stamped his initials 1388 01:09:48,960 --> 01:09:50,640 on cocaine and brought into the United States. 1389 01:09:54,440 --> 01:09:55,400 Sucks dude. Where we're going to get 1390 01:09:55,400 --> 01:09:59,000 cocaine? I don't really have that 1391 01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:04,760 problem. So not hurting article #2 from 1392 01:10:04,760 --> 01:10:07,000 the BBCI. Just thought this was funny. 1393 01:10:07,000 --> 01:10:11,080 This came out 12 hours ago. Rubio orders return of New Times 1394 01:10:11,080 --> 01:10:16,400 Roman font Over waste, bro. Over wasteful Calibri. 1395 01:10:16,400 --> 01:10:18,200 Is that how you pronounce it? I never knew how to. 1396 01:10:18,200 --> 01:10:21,280 I always went with Calibri. Calibri, right? 1397 01:10:21,280 --> 01:10:25,040 Calibri US Secretary of State Marco Rubio has ordered 1398 01:10:25,040 --> 01:10:29,800 diplomats to return to using New Time Roman's font instead of 1399 01:10:30,840 --> 01:10:33,920 Calibri. Reversing Calibri Calibri, 1400 01:10:33,920 --> 01:10:35,840 Calibri. I don't know if that's how you 1401 01:10:35,840 --> 01:10:37,400 say, that's just how I. Set it in my head. 1402 01:10:39,080 --> 01:10:41,720 Reversing a change made under the Biden administration. 1403 01:10:41,720 --> 01:10:46,160 Rubio's predecessor, Anthony Blinken had adopted the Calibri 1404 01:10:46,160 --> 01:10:49,120 in 2003, saying it was more accessible for people with 1405 01:10:49,120 --> 01:10:52,240 visual disabilities. But Rubio said it was a wasteful 1406 01:10:52,240 --> 01:10:56,440 diversity move in that New Times Roman was a more for was more 1407 01:10:56,440 --> 01:10:59,800 formal and professional. The change goes into effect 1408 01:10:59,800 --> 01:11:03,920 December 10th and apply to both external and internal documents. 1409 01:11:04,160 --> 01:11:08,120 Lucy Degroote, the Dutch designer who created the Calibri 1410 01:11:08,120 --> 01:11:12,000 typeface, told BBC that the change was both sad and 1411 01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:14,400 hilarious. Calibri was designed to 1412 01:11:14,400 --> 01:11:17,200 facilitate reading on modern computer screens and it was 1413 01:11:17,200 --> 01:11:21,120 chosen to replace Times New Roman, the typeface that Rubio 1414 01:11:21,120 --> 01:11:23,000 wants to go back to now to Groot said. 1415 01:11:23,200 --> 01:11:25,920 State Department spokesperson told the BBC. 1416 01:11:25,920 --> 01:11:28,560 The change of the New Times Roman aligns with Donald Trump 1417 01:11:28,560 --> 01:11:32,760 submission to help present a unified, professional voice in 1418 01:11:32,760 --> 01:11:35,600 all communications. Aligning the State Department's 1419 01:11:35,600 --> 01:11:39,360 practice with the standard and with the standard ensures our 1420 01:11:39,360 --> 01:11:43,080 communication reflects the same dignity, consistency, and 1421 01:11:43,080 --> 01:11:46,080 formality expected in government correspondence. 1422 01:11:46,600 --> 01:11:49,160 So stupid dude. And I bet this is going to cost 1423 01:11:49,160 --> 01:11:52,480 money to change, like when they changed the Department of 1424 01:11:52,480 --> 01:11:58,200 Defense to the Department of War cost of the military $2 billion 1425 01:11:58,800 --> 01:12:01,680 should just do the name change. You have to like update, think 1426 01:12:01,680 --> 01:12:03,720 about like all the shit you have to update that has like the 1427 01:12:03,720 --> 01:12:07,400 letter heading and like, you know, the, the signage and like 1428 01:12:07,400 --> 01:12:10,320 that, you know, the branding of Department of Defense $2 1429 01:12:10,320 --> 01:12:12,720 billion. It's like this guy just fucking 1430 01:12:12,720 --> 01:12:16,760 spends money like it's nothing. Portability is a hoax though, 1431 01:12:16,760 --> 01:12:21,040 you know. And his orders. 1432 01:12:22,240 --> 01:12:25,440 But New Times Robin is a. Serif font, which means it has 1433 01:12:25,440 --> 01:12:28,480 small lines that stem from the ends of the letters. 1434 01:12:28,480 --> 01:12:32,240 Courts, legislatures and other agencies typically use the more 1435 01:12:32,240 --> 01:12:37,400 formal appearing font. Calibri is a sans serif font. 1436 01:12:37,880 --> 01:12:40,960 Without those lines, it is considered easier to read on 1437 01:12:40,960 --> 01:12:43,800 screens, especially for those with vision or reading 1438 01:12:43,800 --> 01:12:45,960 impairments. In his order on Tuesday 1439 01:12:45,960 --> 01:12:49,880 requiring diplomats to return to Times New Roman, Ruby and called 1440 01:12:49,880 --> 01:12:54,120 Blinken's decision to use Calibri A wasteful diversity 1441 01:12:54,120 --> 01:12:57,240 initiative, according to an internal department cable seen 1442 01:12:57,240 --> 01:13:00,920 by routers or by Reuters. The Trump administration has 1443 01:13:00,920 --> 01:13:03,760 made several changes to how the government works in the last 11 1444 01:13:03,760 --> 01:13:07,720 months, aiming to eliminate diversity and equity and 1445 01:13:07,720 --> 01:13:10,760 inclusion initiatives. Most recently, the Trump 1446 01:13:10,760 --> 01:13:13,160 administration announced it would drop Martin Luther King 1447 01:13:13,160 --> 01:13:17,440 Junior's birthday and Juneteenth to federal holidays honoring 1448 01:13:17,440 --> 01:13:21,200 Black history as free admission days to national parks instead. 1449 01:13:21,200 --> 01:13:24,320 They will will be given free entry on President Trump's 1450 01:13:24,320 --> 01:13:26,520 birthday, which coincides with Flag Day. 1451 01:13:28,360 --> 01:13:29,920 I heard about that and that was my dog. 1452 01:13:29,960 --> 01:13:32,680 Dreaming right there if you heard a weird sound in the 1453 01:13:32,680 --> 01:13:34,560 background, dude, that's that's so. 1454 01:13:34,560 --> 01:13:38,520 Stupid, we're changing the font back and. 1455 01:13:38,920 --> 01:13:43,320 And we're giving free day at the National Park on Trump's 1456 01:13:43,320 --> 01:13:43,920 birthday. Dude. 1457 01:13:44,400 --> 01:13:46,600 Did you also see that he like, renamed the Institute of Peace 1458 01:13:46,600 --> 01:13:49,240 that first of all, he dozed and it's just like an empty fucking 1459 01:13:49,240 --> 01:13:53,560 building now and called it the Donald Trump Institute of Peace. 1460 01:13:53,560 --> 01:13:55,600 It's like, dude, shut the fuck up. 1461 01:13:57,480 --> 01:13:59,880 Dude sucks. He's going to Commission. 1462 01:13:59,880 --> 01:14:02,000 He's going to. Commission a statue of himself 1463 01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:04,960 so well he he. Was trying to Commission the 1464 01:14:04,960 --> 01:14:08,560 Trump Day arc, which is like a arc day Trump. 1465 01:14:09,080 --> 01:14:12,120 And it's like a, it's like a statue, but it's like an arc. 1466 01:14:12,800 --> 01:14:14,520 So it's like, you know, like the Washington Monument. 1467 01:14:14,520 --> 01:14:16,480 It's not like an actual statue of Washington. 1468 01:14:16,480 --> 01:14:19,040 It's like that type of shit, but it's not like tall, it's like 1469 01:14:19,240 --> 01:14:23,120 wide. It's like France has one. 1470 01:14:23,120 --> 01:14:24,760 Or something, and he saw it there. 1471 01:14:25,360 --> 01:14:28,080 Oh yeah, the big. Arc Arch thing. 1472 01:14:28,080 --> 01:14:29,320 Yeah, that arc thing that they have. 1473 01:14:29,400 --> 01:14:31,760 Yeah. But also he would totally do 1474 01:14:33,360 --> 01:14:36,280 what's it called, Mount Rushmore, if he could. 1475 01:14:36,400 --> 01:14:40,320 Oh for sure, he's crazy. Dude this shit's so wild that 1476 01:14:40,320 --> 01:14:44,000 Marco Rubio is such a tool to change the font back. 1477 01:14:45,840 --> 01:14:46,960 Is corny. That's. 1478 01:14:46,960 --> 01:14:50,600 Corny as fuck. And we know it's even Wilder. 1479 01:14:50,600 --> 01:14:55,360 About the Trump's birthday, he made Juneteenth a national 1480 01:14:55,360 --> 01:14:58,240 holiday. Donald Trump made Juneteenth a 1481 01:14:58,240 --> 01:15:00,200 national holiday. Back when he was trying to 1482 01:15:00,200 --> 01:15:03,440 pretend like he didn't hate black people, he made it a 1483 01:15:03,440 --> 01:15:06,360 national holiday. Donald Trump did that well, 1484 01:15:06,360 --> 01:15:07,880 dude, he fucking does. All sorts. 1485 01:15:07,880 --> 01:15:11,360 And now he's and now. And now he's making it the the 1486 01:15:11,360 --> 01:15:14,200 holiday that he created and made a federal holiday. 1487 01:15:14,200 --> 01:15:17,120 Now he's taking away free park entry on the day that he 1488 01:15:17,120 --> 01:15:19,760 created. That's why dude, he, he's the 1489 01:15:19,760 --> 01:15:21,720 one. Who fucking banned like us? 1490 01:15:21,720 --> 01:15:26,120 The sending chips to China started a trade war, got his ass 1491 01:15:26,120 --> 01:15:29,400 kicked by China. Now we're giving China the 1492 01:15:29,400 --> 01:15:32,720 second most advanced chips in the world in exchange for like 1493 01:15:32,720 --> 01:15:34,920 them to buy fucking soybeans that they were already buying 1494 01:15:34,920 --> 01:15:37,120 before all of this. It's like he does this shit all 1495 01:15:37,120 --> 01:15:39,520 the time. He's he called like he redid 1496 01:15:40,600 --> 01:15:43,320 NAFTA, the North American free trade agreement in his first 1497 01:15:43,320 --> 01:15:47,160 term, called it like the America is like what is it called? 1498 01:15:47,160 --> 01:15:51,240 Like it's like AMCA. It's like American Mexico Canada 1499 01:15:51,240 --> 01:15:53,840 agreement. It's called the best fucking 1500 01:15:53,840 --> 01:15:56,920 deal ever came back in office and was like, who the fuck 1501 01:15:56,920 --> 01:15:58,480 signed this? It was like you signed it, you 1502 01:15:58,480 --> 01:15:59,840 idiot. You're the one who fucking did 1503 01:15:59,840 --> 01:16:01,440 it. Said it was the best trade deal 1504 01:16:01,440 --> 01:16:03,440 of all time. And then you just slap tariffs 1505 01:16:03,440 --> 01:16:05,560 on him. It's like he sucks. 1506 01:16:10,440 --> 01:16:15,280 Yeah, article #3 death. Death cap mushrooms What this is 1507 01:16:15,280 --> 01:16:19,080 from MPRKERA brought to you by viewers like you. 1508 01:16:20,720 --> 01:16:25,040 This is from December 10th is by Rachel Tressman and what to know 1509 01:16:25,040 --> 01:16:28,760 about death cat mushrooms blamed for poisonings in California. 1510 01:16:29,480 --> 01:16:31,600 Apparently you mother fuckers die and eat mushrooms. 1511 01:16:31,920 --> 01:16:34,800 California authorities have been warning people not to eat forged 1512 01:16:34,800 --> 01:16:38,600 mushrooms for the time being after nearly two dozen people 1513 01:16:38,600 --> 01:16:42,120 were sickened, including one fatally, by the highly poisonous 1514 01:16:42,120 --> 01:16:46,360 mushrooms known as death caps. California Department of Public 1515 01:16:46,360 --> 01:16:50,160 Health said in its advisory that there have been 21 confirmed 1516 01:16:50,160 --> 01:16:53,600 cases of toxic mushrooms poisoning, which is likely from 1517 01:16:53,600 --> 01:16:57,280 consumption of the death caps between mid November to last 1518 01:16:57,280 --> 01:17:00,200 Friday. Toxins from the mushroom killed 1519 01:17:00,200 --> 01:17:03,960 one adult and cause severe liver damage in kids and adults. 1520 01:17:03,960 --> 01:17:07,240 Several patients required intensive care, with at least 1521 01:17:07,240 --> 01:17:09,760 one potentially needing a liver transplant. 1522 01:17:10,680 --> 01:17:13,440 Jesus officials said there have been significant clusters of 1523 01:17:13,440 --> 01:17:17,680 cases reported in Monterey, San Francisco and the Bay Areas, but 1524 01:17:17,680 --> 01:17:19,880 are but warning of risk nationwide. 1525 01:17:20,200 --> 01:17:23,280 Because of the death cap can be easily been mistaken for edible 1526 01:17:23,280 --> 01:17:25,560 safe mushrooms. We advise the public not to 1527 01:17:25,560 --> 01:17:29,080 forage for wild mushrooms at all during this high risk season. 1528 01:17:29,680 --> 01:17:32,680 Death caps are known to grow in many parts of California, fueled 1529 01:17:32,680 --> 01:17:37,400 by the fall and rainwater and winter rain, usually in rainy 1530 01:17:37,400 --> 01:17:39,000 season. They were created particularly 1531 01:17:39,000 --> 01:17:41,080 favorably growing conditions for the mushrooms. 1532 01:17:41,080 --> 01:17:45,680 This was the case in 2016, when there were 14 cases of death cat 1533 01:17:45,680 --> 01:17:48,120 poisoning. All of the individuals survived, 1534 01:17:48,120 --> 01:17:50,320 but three required liver transplants. 1535 01:17:50,640 --> 01:17:53,640 Liver transplants and one child had permanent neurological 1536 01:17:53,640 --> 01:17:56,920 impairment. If you are picking up fucking 1537 01:17:57,200 --> 01:18:01,120 mushrooms out of the woods and eating them, you're crazy. 1538 01:18:01,960 --> 01:18:04,200 If you're not, I would find that my dog's going to eat one of 1539 01:18:04,200 --> 01:18:06,880 these. Yeah, but I mean. 1540 01:18:07,520 --> 01:18:09,640 I have to feel like dogs know better than us. 1541 01:18:11,040 --> 01:18:13,520 Honestly, dogs. Are like no, what the fuck is 1542 01:18:13,520 --> 01:18:15,000 that? And they're like, oh man, but 1543 01:18:15,080 --> 01:18:16,760 that my dog would eat some. Crazy shit. 1544 01:18:18,560 --> 01:18:21,680 Originally like a syringe. But are found in many other 1545 01:18:21,680 --> 01:18:24,960 places, North America, Australia, they were implicated 1546 01:18:24,960 --> 01:18:28,360 in a high profile mass murder case earlier this year, which is 1547 01:18:28,360 --> 01:18:31,600 true. A woman poisoned that yeah, 1548 01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:33,360 poisoned her husband with deathbed. 1549 01:18:33,680 --> 01:18:35,360 They said they're like her whole family. 1550 01:18:36,440 --> 01:18:38,280 Says they. Have been an invisible murder 1551 01:18:38,280 --> 01:18:42,000 weapon for millennia. Blamed them on the death of 1552 01:18:42,000 --> 01:18:46,960 Roman Emperor Claudius in 54 AD and Holy Roman Emperor Charles 1553 01:18:46,960 --> 01:18:52,360 the 6th in 1740. They are thought to have arrived 1554 01:18:52,440 --> 01:18:55,840 in central central California by the 30s by accident. 1555 01:18:56,520 --> 01:19:00,400 They were imported on European oaks that were taken across the 1556 01:19:00,440 --> 01:19:03,800 way back up. There was a Roman emperor. 1557 01:19:04,840 --> 01:19:08,000 In 1740. No, it does. 1558 01:19:08,000 --> 01:19:10,000 Holy Roman. Emperor, Yeah. 1559 01:19:11,240 --> 01:19:13,480 I didn't know that. And then, yeah. 1560 01:19:13,480 --> 01:19:15,480 And then? What does it say? 1561 01:19:16,080 --> 01:19:18,920 It's true because from one place it's spreading in another now. 1562 01:19:20,120 --> 01:19:23,280 Lame, lame. What makes them poisonous? 1563 01:19:23,280 --> 01:19:25,960 They're similar in appearance and taste to other edible 1564 01:19:26,680 --> 01:19:29,240 varieties like puff balls, especially when they're young 1565 01:19:29,240 --> 01:19:32,400 and they're young button stage. They're typically medium. 1566 01:19:32,400 --> 01:19:35,680 They grow about 6 inches across in six inches tall with a 1567 01:19:35,680 --> 01:19:41,800 greenish Gray cap and is initially domed Dome shape and 1568 01:19:41,800 --> 01:19:44,680 then flattens out over time. They have white gills and white 1569 01:19:44,680 --> 01:19:48,520 ring around the stem that are a large white sack at the base of 1570 01:19:48,520 --> 01:19:52,200 the stem. They taste quite nice. 1571 01:19:53,120 --> 01:19:54,200 No hint. That is. 1572 01:19:54,200 --> 01:19:58,120 Poisonous in any way after eating half a cap, it could be 1573 01:19:58,120 --> 01:20:00,680 enough to kill a person. The mortality rate after 1574 01:20:00,680 --> 01:20:03,480 ingestion reaches as high as 50%. 1575 01:20:06,080 --> 01:20:08,320 They're poison, the mushroom. Poison heart attacks. 1576 01:20:08,520 --> 01:20:11,800 There could be up to 10,000 ills, illnesses and 100 deaths 1577 01:20:11,800 --> 01:20:14,400 worldwide per year for people eating this mushroom. 1578 01:20:14,840 --> 01:20:18,360 Quit picking up mushrooms in the woods and eating them. 1579 01:20:19,680 --> 01:20:21,120 Unless you know what they are. Unless. 1580 01:20:21,120 --> 01:20:23,800 They're going out of cow shit. Then then go for it. 1581 01:20:24,720 --> 01:20:25,720 Yeah, if we're going to send you to the. 1582 01:20:25,720 --> 01:20:29,040 Moon, that's one thing. Send you to the to the 1583 01:20:29,040 --> 01:20:32,840 transplant wing. I'm going to pick these 1584 01:20:32,840 --> 01:20:36,200 mushrooms in the fucking woods by my house and feed them to my 1585 01:20:36,200 --> 01:20:39,120 kids. Wild. 1586 01:20:40,040 --> 01:20:41,480 I bet you. Kids aren't back. 1587 01:20:41,840 --> 01:20:43,400 Kids probably aren't back either. 1588 01:20:44,720 --> 01:20:47,360 It's not safe. Let's eat these mushrooms I 1589 01:20:47,360 --> 01:20:50,000 found behind the barn. Well, you said they got liver 1590 01:20:50,000 --> 01:20:53,000 transplants. That new thing about the hep 1591 01:20:53,080 --> 01:20:58,120 Hep, hepatitis B vaccine, that's like what happens that fucks 1592 01:20:58,120 --> 01:21:00,920 your liver up. So you might not be wrong here. 1593 01:21:04,920 --> 01:21:06,520 I was right about the racist. Music. 1594 01:21:08,400 --> 01:21:11,760 This is pretty nuts. Like I get it. 1595 01:21:11,760 --> 01:21:14,200 I know people like do this. They forge for stuff. 1596 01:21:14,200 --> 01:21:15,880 I digress. I'm kidding. 1597 01:21:15,880 --> 01:21:18,680 But also like, don't be fucking stupid, man. 1598 01:21:19,520 --> 01:21:22,200 Like if I knew that there was something that could kill me 1599 01:21:22,200 --> 01:21:24,800 that looks exactly like something else that couldn't 1600 01:21:24,800 --> 01:21:27,680 kill me and I wouldn't be able, I wouldn't touch it. 1601 01:21:29,320 --> 01:21:31,000 Let's go pick some puff. Balls. 1602 01:21:31,240 --> 01:21:34,440 Oh, sorry, wrong mushrooms. They're death caps. 1603 01:21:35,840 --> 01:21:38,360 In any scenario. I'm not fucking around with 1604 01:21:38,360 --> 01:21:40,200 that. That's like. 1605 01:21:40,200 --> 01:21:42,360 Saying hey. Pick up that gun and pull the 1606 01:21:42,360 --> 01:21:44,160 trigger. It might be loaded. 1607 01:21:44,240 --> 01:21:46,640 What? No, I'm good, thank you. 1608 01:21:47,160 --> 01:21:50,200 Why not? Because it's I don't want to. 1609 01:21:50,680 --> 01:21:52,280 It could be. And that's the problem. 1610 01:21:52,280 --> 01:21:55,640 That could be a death cap. Let's pick it anyways, because 1611 01:21:55,640 --> 01:22:00,480 you'd have to know what those are to be out there foraging in 1612 01:22:00,480 --> 01:22:02,880 the fucking first place. Unless you're just picking a 1613 01:22:02,880 --> 01:22:05,560 wild shit and you're that's really dumb. 1614 01:22:06,200 --> 01:22:08,800 Like you said, unless it's out of like cow poop or some shit 1615 01:22:08,800 --> 01:22:10,560 like that, you know it's going to be some trippy ones. 1616 01:22:10,800 --> 01:22:13,000 And even then you could like, look up a picture. 1617 01:22:13,440 --> 01:22:15,760 No one took a picture of it. Hey, what is this? 1618 01:22:15,760 --> 01:22:17,880 There's an app so you can literally take a picture of a 1619 01:22:17,880 --> 01:22:20,760 plant or a weed and it'll tell you what the fuck it is. 1620 01:22:21,240 --> 01:22:24,880 Yeah, but be careful though. I saw this video, this guy, he 1621 01:22:24,880 --> 01:22:30,120 was just weighing random shit, but he would ask ChatGPT how 1622 01:22:30,120 --> 01:22:33,640 much it weighed before and he was like from the Middle East 1623 01:22:34,760 --> 01:22:38,840 and he's like, he's like how much gram, how much gram? 1624 01:22:39,120 --> 01:22:42,000 And then and then like chatty BT like just kept getting it wrong. 1625 01:22:42,320 --> 01:22:44,320 And he's like, no, no, he's like I'm worried. 1626 01:22:44,520 --> 01:22:49,000 I'm worried. I was like, well, you're worried 1627 01:22:49,280 --> 01:22:50,840 that it can't. Figure out how many. 1628 01:22:50,840 --> 01:22:54,800 Grams your pot is or whatever the fuck he had, and so I'm just 1629 01:22:54,800 --> 01:22:57,920 saying like, you know, like I find like Google still better 1630 01:22:57,920 --> 01:23:02,000 than you know no, but there's. Absolutely, but then I would 1631 01:23:02,000 --> 01:23:04,320 just Google a picture. You could take a picture of it 1632 01:23:04,320 --> 01:23:06,840 like you could do a. Pill identifier, You know, on 1633 01:23:06,880 --> 01:23:09,960 Google, yeah. Like probably do a mushroom 1634 01:23:09,960 --> 01:23:11,960 identifier, yeah. You I. 1635 01:23:12,000 --> 01:23:15,240 Bet you there's every type of thing identifier and one of them 1636 01:23:15,240 --> 01:23:20,000 would say like hey, if if I'm if if you picked the wrong 1 you 1637 01:23:20,000 --> 01:23:22,880 could lose your liver. Like that's just so risky. 1638 01:23:22,880 --> 01:23:24,600 I mean, I've always known that mushrooms are. 1639 01:23:24,600 --> 01:23:28,080 Sketchy like from the kid? Yes dude, they grow. 1640 01:23:28,080 --> 01:23:30,720 Off of dead shit. What are you talking about? 1641 01:23:30,720 --> 01:23:33,920 Stuff decays and they appear and I think we had like. 1642 01:23:33,920 --> 01:23:37,360 A article about mushrooms being conscious and like having like a 1643 01:23:37,680 --> 01:23:41,560 like a talk to each other and shit yeah like. 1644 01:23:42,600 --> 01:23:45,840 Things die and they appear. They're like the maggots. 1645 01:23:45,840 --> 01:23:48,640 See out here out. Here it's like it rains and the 1646 01:23:48,640 --> 01:23:50,440 mushrooms just start popping up in your lawn. 1647 01:23:50,720 --> 01:23:52,000 Well, yeah, that happens out here. 1648 01:23:52,000 --> 01:23:54,560 Normally that's because their stuff breaking down, they 1649 01:23:54,560 --> 01:23:57,360 appear. They thrive off of decaying 1650 01:23:57,360 --> 01:23:59,680 matter. So they they're they're 1651 01:23:59,680 --> 01:24:02,000 functioning because there's something breaking down there. 1652 01:24:02,440 --> 01:24:05,680 So if you have like a big mulch pile like I did, yeah, it would 1653 01:24:05,680 --> 01:24:07,760 rain. There'd be thousands of them 1654 01:24:07,760 --> 01:24:10,520 that would pop up out of that because it's breaking down. 1655 01:24:10,520 --> 01:24:14,120 It's like there's something that's biodegradable that exists 1656 01:24:14,120 --> 01:24:17,560 in there and that's what it's feeding off of is that output. 1657 01:24:17,560 --> 01:24:20,200 That's how they come. Same with like cow shit. 1658 01:24:20,360 --> 01:24:22,920 It's like something that is organic material that is 1659 01:24:22,920 --> 01:24:26,040 breaking down. The mushrooms appear, it's 1660 01:24:26,040 --> 01:24:28,280 strictly what it is, and the conditions are have to be just 1661 01:24:28,280 --> 01:24:29,920 right. That's where fungus comes from. 1662 01:24:30,920 --> 01:24:34,080 Yeah. Fungus and fungus. 1663 01:24:34,960 --> 01:24:38,520 So mold. Mold is another form of fungus 1664 01:24:38,520 --> 01:24:40,360 that is breaking down. Something like that. 1665 01:24:40,360 --> 01:24:43,640 Molds like a bacteria. Well, I mean kinda, I mean. 1666 01:24:43,640 --> 01:24:47,680 It's still a spores. So that spores just like. 1667 01:24:48,120 --> 01:24:52,080 You know, like Cordyceps and stuff like that, but they can't 1668 01:24:52,120 --> 01:24:55,040 really live inside the human body, our temp, which is crazy. 1669 01:24:55,280 --> 01:24:57,640 So Cordyceps are the get the fuck out here with the 1670 01:24:57,640 --> 01:24:59,560 Cordyceps. They're the fungus. 1671 01:24:59,560 --> 01:25:03,560 That could that I know, but I know but. 1672 01:25:04,080 --> 01:25:06,760 We talked about it before, it's just, I know it's too creepy. 1673 01:25:07,160 --> 01:25:09,440 Refresher. I don't want to give a refresher 1674 01:25:09,440 --> 01:25:12,280 our body temperature. Our sitting body temperature 1675 01:25:12,280 --> 01:25:16,720 heat is like less than 10° too hot for them to thrive on our 1676 01:25:16,720 --> 01:25:18,560 body. That's why Cordyceps can't take 1677 01:25:18,560 --> 01:25:22,320 over for us is ardent. Internal body temperature kills 1678 01:25:22,320 --> 01:25:24,560 them. That's the only thing that keeps 1679 01:25:24,560 --> 01:25:28,360 that shit from taking over Taking. 1680 01:25:28,360 --> 01:25:30,880 Over some the. Last of Us zombies type shit. 1681 01:25:30,880 --> 01:25:34,200 It's literally if there was a way it could jump that would be 1682 01:25:34,200 --> 01:25:36,840 like the worst thing that could fucking happen to the IT was 1. 1683 01:25:36,840 --> 01:25:42,200 108.6° no, I think it's. Somewhere around like 80. 1684 01:25:42,200 --> 01:25:44,640 So that's the last. It's like we're. 10° too hot. 1685 01:25:44,920 --> 01:25:47,720 Yeah, we our core. Temperature is too warm. 1686 01:25:47,720 --> 01:25:52,960 For 88.6° were fucked, yeah. If we were, If we were. 1687 01:25:53,040 --> 01:25:55,280 If we were in the high 80s, we'd be screwed. 1688 01:25:55,840 --> 01:25:57,520 But we're in like the, you know, normal. 1689 01:25:57,520 --> 01:25:58,840 I mean, that's just like, that's like. 1690 01:25:58,840 --> 01:26:01,840 The daddy long the long legs are like the most poisonous spider, 1691 01:26:01,840 --> 01:26:03,760 but their mouths too small to like hit us. 1692 01:26:05,080 --> 01:26:06,120 Yeah, that's. Terrifying. 1693 01:26:06,160 --> 01:26:09,120 That's weird to think. And they're creepy. 1694 01:26:09,120 --> 01:26:10,920 I'm glad they can't because they look weird. 1695 01:26:10,920 --> 01:26:13,280 They look like aliens dude. They look like something out of 1696 01:26:13,280 --> 01:26:15,080 like War of the Worlds or something like that. 1697 01:26:15,080 --> 01:26:16,680 But then they also look the same as mosquito. 1698 01:26:16,720 --> 01:26:19,760 Eaters. Yes, they do, because they like 1699 01:26:19,800 --> 01:26:21,560 to. Hang out by the water and on the 1700 01:26:21,560 --> 01:26:24,960 water and they like Bob. There's spots in Austin that you 1701 01:26:24,960 --> 01:26:28,440 could find like a pack of like 500 daddy long legs like sitting 1702 01:26:28,440 --> 01:26:30,880 and there was like creepy looking dude. 1703 01:26:31,160 --> 01:26:33,440 And they would like all Bob's would look like something was 1704 01:26:33,440 --> 01:26:35,760 moving on top of the water that was moving separate. 1705 01:26:35,760 --> 01:26:36,920 It would like fuck with your brain. 1706 01:26:37,240 --> 01:26:39,320 It'd make you be like, Nah, don't fuck with daddy long legs. 1707 01:26:39,320 --> 01:26:41,800 OK, let's let's keep moving. Before we leave the audience, 1708 01:26:42,840 --> 01:26:44,640 what do you mean? They want to hear about 1709 01:26:44,640 --> 01:26:46,520 mushrooms. Taking over your body and daddy 1710 01:26:46,520 --> 01:26:47,920 long legs. You know what I'm saying? 1711 01:26:48,160 --> 01:26:50,920 Maybe they do. They should be afraid. 1712 01:26:51,400 --> 01:26:55,160 Well, that's what my point. Is good they are fair they're 1713 01:26:55,880 --> 01:26:59,080 good they. Should be this is real life. 1714 01:26:59,640 --> 01:27:02,000 Final article. Trump caps up no death. 1715 01:27:02,000 --> 01:27:06,000 Cap Yeah, no death cap dude. No death cap all funky. 1716 01:27:06,800 --> 01:27:10,640 Trump rims up the anti immigrant rhetoric embraces shithole 1717 01:27:10,640 --> 01:27:13,600 countries phrase again. This was pretty wild. 1718 01:27:13,600 --> 01:27:17,160 He said a couple crazy things. But Donald Trump ramped up his 1719 01:27:17,160 --> 01:27:20,160 anti immigrant rhetoric in a speech on Tuesday night, 1720 01:27:20,160 --> 01:27:24,480 repeatedly attacking Democratic Representative Ilham Omar and 1721 01:27:24,480 --> 01:27:26,920 complaining about immigration outside of Europe. 1722 01:27:27,720 --> 01:27:30,560 Let's have a few from den from from Denmark. 1723 01:27:30,880 --> 01:27:34,040 Do you mind seeing, do you mind sending us a few people? 1724 01:27:34,040 --> 01:27:35,960 Send us some nice people? Do you mind? 1725 01:27:36,280 --> 01:27:39,160 But we always take people from Somalia, places that are a 1726 01:27:39,160 --> 01:27:42,880 disaster, right? Filthy, dirty, disgusting and 1727 01:27:42,920 --> 01:27:46,880 ridden with crime. The only good thing, the only 1728 01:27:46,880 --> 01:27:51,840 thing they're good at, is going after ships, Trump said as he 1729 01:27:51,840 --> 01:27:54,000 addressed. Well then, then. 1730 01:27:54,120 --> 01:27:56,280 Then recruit them bro. Then recruit them. 1731 01:27:56,920 --> 01:27:59,520 The speech was built as an. Event to sell his economic 1732 01:27:59,520 --> 01:28:02,760 agenda but quickly devolved into a campaign style speech filled 1733 01:28:02,760 --> 01:28:06,720 with derogatory insults. He specifically took Lehman 1734 01:28:06,720 --> 01:28:09,920 Omar, a Somalian American who represents Minnesota. 1735 01:28:10,200 --> 01:28:12,760 He appeared to purposefully mispronounce her name and 1736 01:28:12,760 --> 01:28:16,160 referred to her Omar's hijab as a turban. 1737 01:28:16,360 --> 01:28:19,040 I love her. She comes in, does nothing but 1738 01:28:19,040 --> 01:28:21,560 bitch. She's always, she's always 1739 01:28:21,560 --> 01:28:24,080 complaining. She comes from a country where, 1740 01:28:24,080 --> 01:28:27,080 I mean, it's considered one of the worst in the in worst 1741 01:28:27,080 --> 01:28:29,400 countries in the world. It's considered about the worst 1742 01:28:29,400 --> 01:28:32,320 country in the world, right? She should get the hell out. 1743 01:28:32,440 --> 01:28:34,400 Throw her out, throw her the hell out. 1744 01:28:34,400 --> 01:28:37,520 Trump said his supporters then launched and to send her back 1745 01:28:37,520 --> 01:28:40,720 chance about the congresswoman who's an American citizen. 1746 01:28:41,000 --> 01:28:43,880 She responded with comments. He said that she like she 1747 01:28:43,880 --> 01:28:46,560 married her brother. He was saying all sorts of crazy 1748 01:28:46,560 --> 01:28:48,240 shit. Trump's obsession with me is 1749 01:28:48,240 --> 01:28:50,320 beyond weird. He needs serious help. 1750 01:28:50,600 --> 01:28:53,400 Since he has no economic policies to tout, he's resorting 1751 01:28:53,400 --> 01:28:55,920 to regurgitating bigoted lies instead. 1752 01:28:56,120 --> 01:28:58,480 He continues to be a national embarrassment. 1753 01:28:58,920 --> 01:29:03,760 Trump on Tuesday also recalled a 2018 meeting in which he told a 1754 01:29:03,760 --> 01:29:06,280 group of senators behind closed doors that the US shouldn't 1755 01:29:06,280 --> 01:29:09,440 accept immigrants from shithole countries like Haiti. 1756 01:29:09,840 --> 01:29:12,480 When it was reported at the time, Trump himself flatly 1757 01:29:12,480 --> 01:29:16,560 denied using the expletive. Never said anything derogatory 1758 01:29:16,560 --> 01:29:20,240 about Haitians other than Haiti is obviously a very poor, 1759 01:29:20,240 --> 01:29:22,160 troubled country. What about that they eat? 1760 01:29:22,160 --> 01:29:25,960 Dogs. ABC reported that in 2018, the 1761 01:29:25,960 --> 01:29:28,840 meeting with the senators, Trump expressed frustration over the 1762 01:29:28,840 --> 01:29:32,160 visa lottery program and asked those in the room why they would 1763 01:29:32,160 --> 01:29:35,280 want people from Haiti, Africa and other shithole countries 1764 01:29:35,280 --> 01:29:38,120 coming to the United States and his denial. 1765 01:29:38,120 --> 01:29:40,760 Then Trump accused Democrats in the meeting of making up 1766 01:29:40,760 --> 01:29:43,840 comments attributed to him and that he should probably record 1767 01:29:43,840 --> 01:29:46,840 future meetings. Notably, the president back then 1768 01:29:46,840 --> 01:29:49,160 did not deny. He suggested that America 1769 01:29:49,160 --> 01:29:54,360 shouldn't admit more immigrants from places that he's didn't 1770 01:29:54,360 --> 01:29:55,880 deny that. He suggested that they should 1771 01:29:55,880 --> 01:29:59,480 admit more people from places like Norway, comments that were 1772 01:29:59,480 --> 01:30:02,360 confirmed by multiple sources with direct knowledge to these 1773 01:30:02,360 --> 01:30:05,520 conversations. I didn't say shithole. 1774 01:30:05,520 --> 01:30:08,960 You did, Trump quipped. Remember I said I said that to 1775 01:30:08,960 --> 01:30:11,120 the senators. They came in the Democrats. 1776 01:30:11,120 --> 01:30:13,400 They wanted to be biparty. No shithole, you're the. 1777 01:30:13,480 --> 01:30:15,520 Shithole. So they came in they. 1778 01:30:15,520 --> 01:30:18,440 Said This is totally off record. Nothing mentioned here. 1779 01:30:18,680 --> 01:30:21,720 We're going to be honest because our country was going to hell. 1780 01:30:23,320 --> 01:30:24,640 And we had a meeting and I would. 1781 01:30:24,640 --> 01:30:27,840 Say it is the way. Why is it we? 1782 01:30:27,840 --> 01:30:29,920 Why is it we only take people from shit hole countries? 1783 01:30:29,920 --> 01:30:31,200 Why? Why can't we take people from 1784 01:30:31,200 --> 01:30:31,880 nowhere? Sweden. 1785 01:30:31,880 --> 01:30:34,640 Just a few. Let's have a few from Denmark. 1786 01:30:34,640 --> 01:30:36,600 Do you mind sending us a few people? 1787 01:30:36,840 --> 01:30:42,760 Dude like he's and then he said something about black people. 1788 01:30:42,760 --> 01:30:48,000 He was like blacks or my blacks. I had the largest black turn out 1789 01:30:48,080 --> 01:30:50,000 in American history. Not true. 1790 01:30:50,600 --> 01:30:53,920 And, and he's like, 'cause they, you know, the blacks knew they 1791 01:30:53,920 --> 01:30:56,720 were being scammed. And black, black, if anybody 1792 01:30:56,720 --> 01:30:59,160 knows when they're being scammed, it's black people. 1793 01:31:02,480 --> 01:31:03,640 He's like, you know, you're saying. 1794 01:31:03,920 --> 01:31:08,720 I tried to scam him many a times either you're saying that that 1795 01:31:08,720 --> 01:31:11,000 we're easily. Scammed or that we're scamming 1796 01:31:11,000 --> 01:31:14,720 people like I don't get it is is that that's like that's like 1797 01:31:14,720 --> 01:31:18,240 when he. Was with Erdogan from Turkey and 1798 01:31:18,240 --> 01:31:20,240 he was talking about how his election was stolen. 1799 01:31:20,240 --> 01:31:22,440 He's like this guy knows a lot about stealing elections. 1800 01:31:22,800 --> 01:31:25,520 Yeah, he. Was like fuck. 1801 01:31:25,800 --> 01:31:28,000 Bro how do you just catch a stray like that? 1802 01:31:31,240 --> 01:31:32,240 I thought we were blacks, know A. 1803 01:31:32,240 --> 01:31:34,840 Lot about scamming. Dude, that's crazy. 1804 01:31:34,840 --> 01:31:36,800 That is why blacks know about. Being scammed. 1805 01:31:36,800 --> 01:31:39,080 And then the saying the shithole country is disgusting. 1806 01:31:39,080 --> 01:31:41,520 Filthy crime Ridge dude. My hair stylist growing. 1807 01:31:41,520 --> 01:31:44,080 Up was her name was Sunny, she's from Somalia and she was the 1808 01:31:44,080 --> 01:31:45,200 shit. Like come on, man. 1809 01:31:46,080 --> 01:31:49,360 Yeah, I'm. He's really, he's going into 1810 01:31:49,360 --> 01:31:52,520 like, just like crazy racist grandpa mode. 1811 01:31:53,240 --> 01:31:54,880 Crazy. It is. 1812 01:31:54,880 --> 01:31:55,920 It is wild. It is. 1813 01:31:55,920 --> 01:31:58,080 Wild. Yeah, it's. 1814 01:31:58,880 --> 01:32:02,520 It's like out of control, like he's I know and then we and then 1815 01:32:02,520 --> 01:32:04,600 we. Expect this to like, conduct a 1816 01:32:04,600 --> 01:32:07,320 war in Venezuela properly. Get the fuck out of here. 1817 01:32:08,360 --> 01:32:09,720 He's just going. To be saying racist. 1818 01:32:09,720 --> 01:32:11,480 Shit, the whole entire time we're at war. 1819 01:32:11,680 --> 01:32:14,200 I know. Speaking of like, burrito 1820 01:32:14,200 --> 01:32:16,280 mariachi songs, like, you know that's coming. 1821 01:32:16,960 --> 01:32:17,720 Yeah. Oh. 1822 01:32:20,200 --> 01:32:23,120 When he had Hakeem Jeffries. In the sombrero, does he make 1823 01:32:23,160 --> 01:32:24,320 it? Does he make it the? 1824 01:32:24,360 --> 01:32:28,400 Other three years, man, I don't. See how sustainable. 1825 01:32:31,320 --> 01:32:34,080 But I mean, here we are, here we are, here we are 10 years later 1826 01:32:34,080 --> 01:32:36,000 from him coming down the fucking escalator. 1827 01:32:36,000 --> 01:32:39,400 Well, yeah, but I mean at least. Before he would like, now he's 1828 01:32:39,400 --> 01:32:43,880 like, it's just wild. It's always been wild but it's 1829 01:32:43,880 --> 01:32:47,600 reached such a point now that it's just it's wild AF. 1830 01:32:47,720 --> 01:32:50,600 It's wild AF now. It's exhausting. 1831 01:32:50,880 --> 01:32:52,760 It's not even like depressing anymore. 1832 01:32:52,760 --> 01:32:55,400 It's just like you just shake my head at it. 1833 01:32:55,400 --> 01:32:57,920 It's like what they said, like, well, to me, it's like the grot 1834 01:32:57,920 --> 01:33:01,400 said about the New Times Roman. He's like, he's like, it's sad 1835 01:33:01,600 --> 01:33:04,240 and it's hilarious. He's like, The thing is, it's 1836 01:33:04,240 --> 01:33:06,080 like I. Have a feeling that we're in the 1837 01:33:06,080 --> 01:33:10,040 calm before the storm did and like this is going to get it's 1838 01:33:10,480 --> 01:33:13,480 going to go from like what the fuck to holy fuck. 1839 01:33:15,120 --> 01:33:16,520 You think? Yeah. 1840 01:33:17,560 --> 01:33:19,040 Because of the. Crimes are being. 1841 01:33:19,040 --> 01:33:23,240 Committed and these guys don't want they can't get out of power 1842 01:33:23,240 --> 01:33:27,600 or otherwise they're fucked. They're going to get backed into 1843 01:33:27,600 --> 01:33:29,640 a corner, dude. And when you back these fools in 1844 01:33:29,640 --> 01:33:31,920 a corners like that's when shit's going to go off the 1845 01:33:31,920 --> 01:33:33,600 rails. And if we go to war in 1846 01:33:33,600 --> 01:33:35,640 Venezuela, it's like it's going to be a problem. 1847 01:33:36,400 --> 01:33:39,040 Do you think what? If Trump resigns. 1848 01:33:40,440 --> 01:33:42,320 And then just pardons everybody. On his way out. 1849 01:33:42,320 --> 01:33:44,880 He's going to pardon everybody on his way out regardless. 1850 01:33:45,240 --> 01:33:46,920 True. I know, Stephen. 1851 01:33:46,920 --> 01:33:49,960 Miller they're. All going to get pardons, I 1852 01:33:50,000 --> 01:33:52,920 know, I'm just saying. You're just assuming he's on his 1853 01:33:52,920 --> 01:33:57,960 way out. We've never had a president, 1854 01:33:57,960 --> 01:34:00,120 like, joke around about a third term, dude. 1855 01:34:00,280 --> 01:34:01,600 Yeah, but I don't think he didn't try to. 1856 01:34:01,600 --> 01:34:02,520 Leave. He tried not. 1857 01:34:02,520 --> 01:34:05,200 To leave the first time, yeah, but I don't think that. 1858 01:34:05,200 --> 01:34:08,400 His I don't think. Physically, he'd be. 1859 01:34:08,400 --> 01:34:12,080 Able to do a third term. No shit, no shit but. 1860 01:34:12,080 --> 01:34:13,920 Like he doesn't. When does that ever stop them? 1861 01:34:13,920 --> 01:34:17,200 Got a Weekend at Bernie's in? Like they did Biden weekend at 1862 01:34:17,200 --> 01:34:20,560 Biden's, Yeah. They're they already are, kind 1863 01:34:20,560 --> 01:34:24,000 of yeah. He sits in all of his. 1864 01:34:24,000 --> 01:34:26,280 Press conferences. Now he doesn't really stand at 1865 01:34:26,280 --> 01:34:28,040 all. Fucking falling asleep all the. 1866 01:34:28,040 --> 01:34:31,560 Time all he's like dragging his. Foot constantly and all that 1867 01:34:31,560 --> 01:34:33,360 weird shit. Yeah, dude, he's like, he's 1868 01:34:33,360 --> 01:34:35,120 like. How Hitler like, you know, would 1869 01:34:35,120 --> 01:34:37,680 like get injections of like speed in the morning from and 1870 01:34:37,680 --> 01:34:40,080 then like and then heroin at night so he could sleep like 1871 01:34:40,080 --> 01:34:42,400 we're like seconds away. Do those videos of him at like 1872 01:34:42,440 --> 01:34:43,720 the. Olympics and he's just like 1873 01:34:43,760 --> 01:34:46,960 rocking yeah dude, like we're. We're we're right there bro. 1874 01:34:46,960 --> 01:34:50,840 Dude, he's tweaking hard. Bro think about like that kind. 1875 01:34:50,960 --> 01:34:52,680 Of speed. That's the kind of speed I want 1876 01:34:52,680 --> 01:34:55,920 to try, the Nazi speed. The Hitler injected. 1877 01:34:55,920 --> 01:34:58,400 Speed pure, I don't know about that. 1878 01:34:58,400 --> 01:34:59,800 Dude, you don't come back from that. 1879 01:35:00,280 --> 01:35:02,480 That's all Stalingrad, but. You might, you might write 1880 01:35:02,480 --> 01:35:04,200 Donald. Trump's second favorite book? 1881 01:35:04,600 --> 01:35:07,480 Well, they were all on speed. In Stalingrad, like they put it 1882 01:35:07,480 --> 01:35:09,720 in chocolate and then they told him how to eat it, like, 1883 01:35:09,720 --> 01:35:12,280 regularly. Yeah, well, that's the whole 1884 01:35:12,280 --> 01:35:15,840 thing about. They used to give like naval 1885 01:35:15,840 --> 01:35:18,000 kamikaze. Well, they used to get like. 1886 01:35:18,240 --> 01:35:20,160 They used to. We had the equivalent of that, 1887 01:35:20,160 --> 01:35:22,720 which was basically like they. They still do give it to. 1888 01:35:22,720 --> 01:35:26,640 Them and then in the first Trump term, they had a crazy amount of 1889 01:35:26,640 --> 01:35:28,680 people in the White House were getting prescriptions for the 1890 01:35:28,680 --> 01:35:32,720 speed that they give the fucking naval pilots and then also on 1891 01:35:32,720 --> 01:35:34,800 Xanax. So they're like, it was the same 1892 01:35:34,800 --> 01:35:38,600 fucking thing, the same combo. I get the combo, get up and 1893 01:35:38,600 --> 01:35:39,240 then. You got to like. 1894 01:35:39,240 --> 01:35:42,800 Crash for like 3 days. Take the Xanax speed balls. 1895 01:35:42,800 --> 01:35:44,800 Dude Jesus we don't say at the same time like. 1896 01:35:44,800 --> 01:35:47,200 One just counteracting the other. 1897 01:35:49,440 --> 01:35:53,400 That's insane. I know what else you got for us. 1898 01:35:53,400 --> 01:35:56,120 Sir, that's all I got. Meditate. 1899 01:35:56,480 --> 01:36:00,520 Bitches make sure y'all like. Follow Subscribe As always, we 1900 01:36:00,520 --> 01:36:02,240 appreciate y'all checking us out. 1901 01:36:02,240 --> 01:36:06,080 Share us whatever. We really appreciate y'all just 1902 01:36:06,080 --> 01:36:12,120 doing it. 204 next will be 205. We're fucking crushing it. 1903 01:36:12,840 --> 01:36:16,720 We're creeping up on four years worth of podcast material if you 1904 01:36:16,720 --> 01:36:18,840 break it out week by week. So that's pretty cool. 1905 01:36:19,800 --> 01:36:22,440 And yeah, just make sure y'all keep checking us out. 1906 01:36:22,440 --> 01:36:27,120 Be good, stay out of trouble. And as always, go fuck yourself. 1907 01:36:28,840 --> 01:36:44,060 Shout out in. The city remember used. 1908 01:36:44,060 --> 01:36:47,720 To drive to you. Coming I pick up whenever you 1909 01:36:47,840 --> 01:36:55,360 call in the parking lot into someone like are you with me in 1910 01:36:55,360 --> 01:37:01,160 the phantom with the roof going. I pull up like Jimmy Luke, I 1911 01:37:01,160 --> 01:37:05,680 can't help you get a move on like you hard and I know. 1912 01:37:07,120 --> 01:37:12,000 You like to go. Slow, but we could go faster. 1913 01:37:13,040 --> 01:37:20,160 Tell me the password Slicey slicey to know what that means. 1914 01:37:20,160 --> 01:37:25,920 I'm coming up on you quickly. Loving nice things. 1915 01:37:27,680 --> 01:37:31,520 Slicey. Slice plenty of them trying to 1916 01:37:31,520 --> 01:37:35,480 get in the bed so I'm going to get slouched instead. 1917 01:37:36,280 --> 01:37:37,760 I know it's going to make. You. 1918 01:37:37,920 --> 01:37:40,560 Beg. What would I do? 1919 01:37:40,840 --> 01:37:44,200 What would I if I didn't love you baby? 1920 01:37:45,360 --> 01:37:50,000 What would I do if I didn't love you baby? 1921 01:37:51,040 --> 01:37:52,320 What would? I do what would. 1922 01:37:52,720 --> 01:38:04,960 I do if I didn't love you. Just want to. 1923 01:38:04,960 --> 01:38:13,360 Be the one that gave you what you want, riding around town 1924 01:38:13,360 --> 01:38:17,640 with your head down on us. I know you like it when I tell 1925 01:38:17,640 --> 01:38:20,240 you what you want. Keep you playing what you're 1926 01:38:20,240 --> 01:38:23,800 doing me no wrong. I can tell your friends you need 1927 01:38:23,800 --> 01:38:29,720 your mantra. I know, I know you like to go 1928 01:38:29,720 --> 01:38:36,480 slow, but we can go faster. Tell me the password on Slicey. 1929 01:38:39,320 --> 01:38:42,520 Slicey. You know what that means by 1930 01:38:43,360 --> 01:38:47,600 coming up on you quickly. I bring nice thing. 1931 01:38:47,680 --> 01:38:49,800 Yeah, baby. I bring nice things. 1932 01:38:51,040 --> 01:38:54,000 Like any other than trying to get in the bed. 1933 01:38:55,120 --> 01:38:57,640 So I'm. I get starched and steady. 1934 01:38:58,120 --> 01:39:00,760 I know a storm ate you there. Yeah. 1935 01:39:01,200 --> 01:39:06,000 What would I do? I love you, baby. 1936 01:39:07,040 --> 01:39:11,800 What would I do? I love you, baby. 1937 01:39:19,240 --> 01:39:26,000 Love. You.