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Episode 204. Jesus.
Stolen ships, bad trips. Welcome motherfucker in the
city. Remember used to Johnny you
coming I pick up whenever you call in the parking lot and to
someone like are you with me in the phantom with the roof
coming. I pull up like Jimmy Lucron.
I can't help you get a roof on like you hard and I know you
like to go slow, but we could go faster.
Tell me the password. What's up, man?
You look very sophisticated. You look like you're gonna like,
maybe sell me an iPhone or like, read me some slam poetry or
like, assassinate me. I'm not really sure if that
hurts. Yeah, it's my Michael
Fassbender. Look right here.
You know, I'm like, am I? Am I 16 or MI 6?
I mean, MI 16. What's that?
Is Michael Fassbender British? Sounds British.
Should be. If it's not, we'll just say he
is. Is he the one in black bag?
Yes. I just watched that.
All the good, all the good actors right now are actually
from Australia. Australia crushes it.
Why 'cause they have like the Evans.
Like Bradley? What is it?
Not Bradley? What's his name?
The girl who plays Shiv from. Yeah, well, the actress is.
Yeah, actress. There's some good guy actors out
there too. They're just like low key.
What's his name? Shout out Margot Robbie.
Keith Urban. Yeah, he's a country.
Singer No, there's. But he is from he is from
Australia but or New Zealand. He plays, he plays, he plays.
He's in Judge Dredd. He's Australian.
OK, I'm telling you his last name's.
I shout out Australia top five listener.
Yeah, see, so like, give him a little respect, dude.
Shout out. See, I'm I'm all for it.
Yeah, that's Karl. Karl Urban.
He's Australian. I wonder if he's Keith Urban and
Nicole Kidman's. They're like, they're like
related. Like their kid or something
maybe? No, he's pretty old, so he's
like an older dude. So he could be like a second
cousin. He could be like a.
Trump, I don't know, maybe urban, like a common name in
Australia that. 'D be tight.
If urban was like the Smith of Australia, Smith of Australia.
A bunch of white people walking around like urban oh, that's the
Urbans like that. I just feel like that'd be like
shoes on the other foot. How's it feel?
You know, the urban youth that would be like a young group of
the urban family. That's great.
I mean it could exist. That's great.
That's fantastic. They're getting a divorce, Keith
Urban and Nicole Kidman just announced.
They've been together for like decades.
Yeah, but I mean, they all get divorced at some point.
That's like kind of part of the game, right?
I think about that, though, like, well, yeah, but I guess
for them, they were together for so long, but like, you're
getting divorced, like, when you're 65, Like, that's weird,
like. That's why a lot of these.
You just decided to be alone. That's why a lot of these
boomers have stayed together though, is 'cause they don't
want to be alone, so they choose to just stay with who they're
with. That's like there's like it's
like there's a pat, a point of no return.
I that's why I would assume a marriage would be.
So I, I, so in hindsight, there's probably parents that
went through divorces when we were like getting out of high
school. And it's like, man, they've been
waiting to do that for 10 years. They were just like tick, tock,
tick. And they're like, is it
sometimes it happens quick and you're like, wow, that was kind
of out of nowhere. And it's like, not for them.
They've been waiting since you were like 6.
Shout out to my parents. They did it when I was 5.
They were like let's make this super traumatic.
Let's live next door to each other.
To me it's weird because they adopted kids and then and then
they got a divorce and it's like, come on y'all.
That's the most asked question I used to get was like, hey, so
why would they adopt all these kids if they were just going to
get divorced? That's what I'm saying.
It's. Like, I don't know.
I mean Charlotte. I know, I guess you, I guess you
can't, I guess you can't predict it.
But you would just think that the relationship between the
people would be more stable if they were adopting than if they
were having kids. Which is weird to say because
it's like having kids is just as big of a fucking deal as
adopting a kid. And people get divorced all the
time. I try to think of like.
I guess I always make light of it because it is such a weird
situation that it's like I can just poke forever.
But I think back to being adopted.
That's like my beginning of like Resident Evil and next thing you
know, it's like like Raccoon City, there's zombies
everywhere. Like that's like the genesis for
everything that is my life was being adopted.
Right. It's just it's weird that people
put. Podcasts.
Doesn't it's weird that you say you get asked that a lot, and
I've thought about that, but it's just like the decision to
adopt somehow we're putting on a higher pedestal than having a
kid, which is to me. At.
Least the same. But what's even more interesting
is that's a question I used to get when I was younger.
When I'm older, people don't really ask me that.
They're just like, it's just like a question where they're
like, well, they're people. And we're, you know, like, I get
it. But yeah, I mean, I feel like
whenever you're that famous, Nicole Kidman's been divorced
before. She's not like on this Jlo run,
but you see a lot of people get divorced, especially when
they're famous, because they're just like, oh, I can replace
him. Like look at Cher.
Cher is going to marry some like 30.
She was with like Tom Cruise. I forgot about that, right?
Yeah, that was like the whole thing, like Eyes Wide Shut.
They were like they're acting together in this super awesome
movie, which as time progresses is way more and more topical,
which will make you think that Stanley Kubrick was murdered as
opposed. There's a whole conspiracy about
that around that movie we could do a whole episode on.
That some dude in my like fantasy Football League try to
talk shit and like say like I was a part of like the eyes Wide
Shut community and I was like. Wow, that's like some that's
like some Epstein shit though, so I was.
Like that's not even a fucking diss, bro.
Like 'cause I, I, I renamed my team the conclave and and I had
some like it doesn't matter, it doesn't.
Matter, that's I'm sure. But yeah, that's some like, I
mean, that's some like Epstein type level Bohemian Grove type
weird shit. Except I felt like they're all
adults, like willing and and I. But I mean, yeah, I mean they
more like a. Party, you know, everybody's
just signed Andy yet? That's a whole swirling thing
around Tom Cruise in Scientology is Scientology in some ways is
responsible for their divorce. Like they were constantly trying
to separate the two, like getting Tom away from Nicole
Kidman. So they would like audit record
his stuff, record her stuff, give like pass information and
make it like super cringy like most of the people he dates and
gets engaged to or like young up and comers within Scientology
that they like procure for him. Super fucking weird.
It's been like that since it's been like that since his.
Divorce with him. Yeah, kinda.
Yeah. I mean, like they're their
secretive nature around their relationship, their divorce, all
of that stuff. Like there there's some pretty
good documentaries on it, but Tom Cruise is definitely like
super fucking crazy. So weird because.
Most dangerous celebrity on the face of the planet is Tom
Cruise, because he has the army of Scientology behind him.
He's he. They think he has superpowers
like he is at the level. He's so beyond clear that he is
considered to have like superpowers.
Same with John Travolta. It's like he, John Travolta has
the ability to heal, think he heals people.
He thinks he can heal people or like that's like what his.
George Santos as well, I forgot about him.
Dude if George Samuel. Could definitely.
If he gets into Scientology, I might just.
If he gets a chance. Of if just just for the chance
of like meeting him. You mean what?
Like just like cross paths with him, be like.
How is he already not recruited? I don't get it.
True. Did you watch Have you watched
any of that Diddy documentary? I have, I've watched the first
episode and then I turned on the second episode like a couple
days later. And then I was like, dude, I
don't want to go. Like, I mean, I'm, I'll finish
it. But like at that moment I was
like, no. And then I put on Incredibles 2.
As somebody who loves conspiracies, true crime and
dives into that, I didn't learn anything I didn't already know.
So they're like, oh, with Kim and he might have killed Biggie
and made Biggie pay. That's like some of that stuff
is already like borderline public knowledge.
It's just all been compiled into one format.
But yeah, I mean, Puff, Daddy's a psycho.
Man, he's, I've been seeing a lot of like the people making
fun of his, like dance, like Biggie's funeral and then like.
I remember that I was watching that and I was like, I remember
watching this one for him and this being.
But that was a big moment. That was a really.
No, I know, but like and then when he does like the the you
know, police song or whatever Sting song, I.
Hate sting kids? Dancing.
Yeah, he's a he's the fuck. He's just this big.
Oh my good, get the fuck out of here.
You're like 2 packs away from sounding like RFK.
Get the fuck out of here. And the tantric sex that he's
into. But no, just that dance move.
It's just like, like, why did we think that?
And I was just like watching it today, like on on the Instagram
reel. And I'm just like, dude, like.
What's going in circles? How?
Cringe. Would it be backstage to be in
the green room and he's like, so confident, convinced that he's
going to crash and it did crash. Crush music video was huge.
That was a big song for a very long time.
He rode that wave though. That's where you just see like
an opportunist creating opportunities to further his
opportunistic nature. It's pretty it's it's
interesting there's there's so much more, but like a lot of it
stems from like his parents. His parents used to do a lot of
weird shit have a little like weird swinger sex parties and
stuff. So there's all this stuff where
it's like he's always been a little bit fucking off and was
raised in a pretty like off household.
And there's they said like, you know, his mom's still like a big
proponent of a lot of this crazy shit.
And also there's another conspiracy that that's not even
his mom, but that's his aunt and his mom's dead and that's his
aunt that ass that is a whole like.
Mom was like kind of like, like not famous, but like, wasn't she
like a model or like some shit? Like isn't like.
No, her dad was like, her dad was like a hustler type and she
was like. Like a party.
Throwing his dad throwing like house parties and stuff like
weird crazy parties like so she was famous in like the party
circuit and her husband was like a hustler ass type.
So he like grew up idolizing that.
So he is, that's what they say, is that he was just.
Envious of Big Heap. Envious, envious of envious of
POC and the fact that they had this talent.
But what's crazy is he was talented in being a promoter,
ensembling, music, producing stuff.
There was a period of time, obviously he was a monster
basically the whole time. But it's sad.
It's sad in a lot of sense because I mean, that dude was
able to come from like living in the projects to becoming a
multi. And I mean, but the way in which
he did it. Projects.
He wasn't in the projects. No, I guess they weren't like in
the worst neighborhood, but what's crazy is he is so he was
smart enough and talented enough to not have to go the route he
did to be this successful. And he probably could have ended
up being just as successful if he took care of the people
around him instead of exploiting them and treating them horribly.
Who knows how? Far I mean that's that's like
this is what I keep on say to people.
It's like, it's like the same reason why you hate some of
these billionaires. It's the same reason why they're
billionaires. You know, it's like.
Well, that's the case. That's the case that I make
about Oprah all the time, is the toxic traits are.
The toxic traits are. Universal.
She's not even toxic. As that we know, we people used
to think Ellen was nice. Talking about like the actual
assholes like the PayPal mafia douche bags.
No, I know, I know. I'm just saying but.
Not American, sweetheart. Oprah shout out.
Start paying your boys. Good, good analogy is like Puffy
was like a comet flying and he found out some big planets and
he had a good orbit and like as like like Biggie and that like
with bad boy like what he originally created, like he was
orbiting around like a massive solar system he was building,
but he just wanted to be the star of the solar system.
That was his problem is like and then what if you got rid of all
of those things? That comet has no gravitational
pull, just floats off through space and just does goofy shit.
Like if it wasn't for honestly, the sympathy that he garnered
from the death of Biggie and then POC also being out of the
picture as well and allowed him to fill that void.
And that sympathy vote is like, why when he came back as P Diddy
and rebranded himself again, it's like, oh, Ben Stiller be in
the music video. And he's like, oh fuck yeah,
'cause everybody just loved him, 'cause they identified with
that, like personal struggle, struggle, lost of a loved one.
And he was kind of not viewed as being gangster.
He was like the businessman trying to create opportunities
for people that were. And in reality, he was doing
like some really schemey, slimy shit and like, you know,
snatching up everybody's girl. That's what they always said.
That's universal. And what you hear about him is
that his way to get payback and to seek revenge on somebody is
to go and snatch your girl at some point and.
They said in like that first episode, there was some like a
hustler that used to hang out like at this club in Harlem and
he would like fuck somebody, somebody's girlfriend and film
it. And then he'd he'd like project
it up on the wall and did he saw that and thought that was cool
and then did that himself. It's like, dude, you guys are
grossed. That shit grossed me.
The fuck? Out so so like so he grew up
like idolizing those types of dudes because he thought his dad
was that type of guy and he thought that's the type of guy
he needed to be to garner that level of respect in like the
room. So it's fucked up like he grew
up around so many bad examples that that is the the example
that was set for him. And you take that combination
with like him being a smart fucking guy, like it's best
destined for destruction. And since he's willing to do
anything, there's all sorts of rumors about him being used in a
used and abused ditty party style by like his predecessors.
The people that groomed him to become who he was, gave him his
opportunities, let him take big like.
The fools over at Uptown Records or something.
Yeah, what's his name? It did seem it did seem weird
the relationship. There's a guy, I can't remember
what his, I can't remember his name off the top of my head
right now. He's huge, medium music mogul,
and he was known for doing stuff.
Yeah, Clive Davis was known for taking advantage of people and
having those types of relationships and giving
opportunities. Tit for tat.
And this is like an old school Mad Men era type dude who grows
to fame and now is like controlling all these young
black artists. It's weird because Clive Davis
this also discovered Whitney Houston and Whitney Houston died
at the Beverly Hills Hotel like right before the Grammys.
And I was like, just happened to fucking be there that week.
And it was like, I didn't even my brother's friend got like a
room. And then I just like ended up
like commandeering it. And I just like, yeah, so I have
like, I don't know, this weird like.
Well. Yeah, Clive Davis.
So there's like Clive, there's accusations of like Clive Davis
doing that to people. There's certain people that
they've seen him and Puffy doing inappropriate things together
where Puffy is giving service to Mr. Clive Davis.
This is back when he was younger and that's how he like climbed
the ladder extremely quickly within Atlantic Records.
And then that's also why he was able to leave, Take Biggie with
him. They gave him Biggie.
They gave him that album basically and let him walk
whenever he left and gave. Him that opportunity.
Yeah, Uptown Records, I'm sorry. When he left Uptown Records,
they let him walk with that, walk with the album, do all
that. And then that became boom, boom,
what it was. But he also grew up.
He also, like, idolized, you know, Heavy and some of those
guys who back in that era were like, all about, like, it was
just mass exploitation, treating people like shit and treating
women horribly. And they were just like about
that life all the time. I'm surprised like shit doesn't
come up on Snoop Dogg. Like he like did not treat women
very well. Like he had like that fucking
porn like that quick quick draw I had at his house, we put it
on. It was just grimy as fuck.
Like how does he? Like how is he on every
commercial? I mean, talk about a rebrand,
like seriously. But I mean, I once I think
honestly though, he was in that era where like I was talking
about today, like Robert Downey Junior, like Robert Downey
Junior got cancelled when you were uncancellable, but and
Snoop Dogg in some ways was cancelled before he was
cancelled. But then there was that like
grimy St. culture. So it was like the Rep, the
representation. There's some people, it's like
OJ who thought Snoop Dogg was being railroaded and like those
those cases that he caught and he came out making a rap song
about it. Like, you know what I'm saying?
It was a great song, but like he came out.
So I think he's matured so much over time that.
No, I I agree that he has. It's just crazy that that that.
Not forgotten. Somebody hasn't come after him.
Yeah, but I think that enough people like it's been, it's been
enough time that people have like forgotten about it, you
know what I'm saying? Like there's some.
People, people get me too. Like like for shit that happened
a long time ago. True, I mean, but he was tried
went to court that was all drugged through the public.
So I mean and then he kind of didn't go away.
But then I do think all this puffy Biggie, Tupac, the
murders, it kind of like called the waters, you know what I'm
saying? Like it like that was such a big
impact culturally that him and what he had going on didn't mean
as much. That's also why Doctor Dre could
disappear for a while and then come back with the Chronic 2.
Thousand Oh, you forgot about Dre.
You forgot about Dre. You're like, right, they got
they they all like went and went and off and like discovered
people or did other side hustles.
Snoop got into like being a personality and was just like,
I'm going to lean into this Snoop on.
Persona. Well, now, yeah, Now, I mean,
but that's what. But then it was like, but then
he was doing all sorts of random shit.
There was a period of time where he was doing all sorts of random
voice overs and he like slowly integrated himself deeper and
deeper into culture to where now he does like the voice,
obviously. But no, I mean that the
documentary is crazy but it doesn't necessarily say anything
that like you couldn't seek out already.
Although the footage that he has is pretty epic.
It is crazy and and the fact that like $0.50 just just just
murked Diddy because Diddy asked him to go to go take him
shopping and send him like and send him some flowers one time.
It goes back farther than that, but yes, that that was weird.
At that point, they'd already they already didn't like each
other. But there was a period of time
where he was like courting him to be a part of bad boy
whenever, when he wasn't signed to anybody.
And that's like originally where their beef kind of stems from.
And it's always because he's like trying to take advantage of
the motherfucker. He's like, no.
He wouldn't find him though, because he had the bulletproof
vest on in the. Fuck yeah, he didn't like the
image. Yeah, in the the public image.
But then in reality, he's like slapping people.
But then what did he do to get back at 50?
He started like smashing his baby moms and doing all sorts of
weird ditty party stuff with her and like parading her around in
public. And that's like, so there's a
lot of those things that like check the box where you're like,
Oh no, like that's totally his MO and he's going to be out in
like less than two years, man. Can't wait for the fucking first
first song that comes out that people like that the.
Box and I tell people like, it's not like he's going to be broke.
No, not even close. Like he's not even close.
He's just going to leave the country he's going to live in
like church. I'm sure he's still getting some
rock money. Yeah.
It's crazy. It's fucking nuts.
He's he's worth so much money. I'm.
Sure, you could still buy Sean John at Target.
True. Then somebody buy out Sean, I
think you just just scrap it, just get rid of it.
Yeah, it's it's crazy. He's a fucked up individual and
you put all a lot of the other stuff into context and it's just
like super fucked up. So when he was like there's a
video of him, this is multiple Halloweens ago where he's
dressed up as the Joker and nobody knew he was the Joker.
Like who it was. He was just running around doing
crazy shit to people. And it's just like there's all
these videos and he started calling himself Brother love and
all sorts of goofy shit. Like you didn't know about that.
Like by the time he was going to trial, he wasn't even going by
Puffy or dude. He's like, it's brother love.
Like that was his new thing. Yeah.
Fucking weirdo, dude. Fucking weirdo.
Oh, didn't Snoop Dogg change his name to something like reggae?
Snoop Lion. Snoop Lion.
That's right. I remember that.
That was stupid shit. Well, why not?
One time I went and saw Damian Marley and The Wailers, Snoop
Dogg, Pepper. It was Pepper opened, then
Damian Marley and The Wailers with Snoop Dogg, and then it was
311 Smirnoff Center. It was sick.
It was great. I got.
Kicked out of a 311 concert for smoking weed.
I didn't. I was.
No I didn't. I said I got kicked out of a 311
fucking concert for smoking weed.
Just insanity. Oh, I heard you understand that.
Insanity. That doesn't.
Make joke was on them. Best time of my life in the
parking lot. Weird.
OK, normally reserved for like fish concerts.
Dad had tours. First time of my life was in the
parking lot. Dude.
Did a couple whippets. Met this wook chick, you know
what I'm saying? We ate some EUR.
I woke up in her hammock man. It was the best night of my
life. Dude.
Her name was Jade Jade River and I wonder where she is man.
She doesn't have a phone. One of just real quick, one of
the hardest times I ever laughed was right there.
It was like there's like a huge flights of stairs to get out of
there and I was at the bottom of it and with the homie also got
kicked out with me P Thorn. And this chick just busts
through the doors and she's like.
Fuck you. Fuck you.
When she starts going down the stairs and she's, like, wearing
high heels in a skirt and had been raining and she's like,
fuck you. And this guy comes out after her
like, baby, you know, like, like, classic.
Yeah, Yeah. And then she gets to the bottom
and there's like a giant puddle and she slips and just like
slams her ass in the puddle like and just starts crying and oh
man, I never laughed so hard. That's pretty good.
Yeah, that's always that would be.
Yeah. He's like, babe, wait.
She's like Xander. I fell and hurt.
I think I broke my butt bone. It's your tailbone, babe.
Why do you always have to correct me?
These are the 311 concert goers. Yeah, no, the 311 concert was
chill. There was somebody there because
I had some hand rolled cigarettes and I was in the
middle like in the pit. And then this dude just had a
huge bottle of bourbon that he snuck in and he was just like,
here man, let me take a couple pics, puffs, take a couple swigs
and I was just like drinking this.
I don't. Know if this is break 'cause
they're I think 311 is from Texas, I'm not sure.
They're from Omaha, NE. OK, well the 311's, the lead
singer of 311's mom, lives in Texas and she was my sister's
therapist. Yeah, no, I met his brother Nick
Hexham. I met his brother at Skate Town.
Skate Town shot out. Skate Town, our local.
Roller rink that we used to pimp bitches at.
They're re. They're reopening that shit
dude. Really good.
There's one. They're called Skating Plus.
There's so many people who was like their first job was at
Skate Town and the stories are horror stories.
Maybe my first hand job. OK, I'm.
Just kidding, but maybe not. All right, I was trying.
Yeah. 6th grade. Just like rolling around in a
circle, like come on. I would, I got banned so many
times like for skating too fast or just to act in trouble.
Not banned but like put in time out.
Yeah, yeah, that place is fun, but stupid as shit.
I'm just waiting for Savage Garden to come on so I can ask a
girl to to slow skate with me. Like a chicken cherry cola.
Australian Savage Garden. Yeah, Savage Gardens Australian
shout out Dude, I want to stand with you all.
About Yeah, David, I'm telling you we should go.
We should add Australia and New Zealand into our Asia tour.
That was an interesting time in music. 80s is still my favorite,
but that was a good time for pop music with like Savage Garden,
Casey and JoJo was bumping like pre save the last dance.
Casey and JoJo cause most people know crazy going crazy, crazy
crazy just thinking about that's from save the last dance.
Whenever white girls are like I can date interracially and dance
too. It's like you always get it done
that sorry you didn't need didn't need somebody to start
that for you. But before that they had hit
songs before that and then they crazy came out with on the
soundtrack of that movie. Can I remember?
What was the girl like? What was the girl on Save the
Last Dance? What's her name?
Or the moment I read it, she's in like 10 Things I Hate About
You, That 2, 1001 film. Julia Stiles.
Who's where's who's Where's? Kirsten Dunst or Julia Stiles.
Julia Stiles. Kirsten Dunst is funny.
Nah, if there's a great movie, it's fantastic.
It's a gem mockumentary and it's called Drop Dead Gorgeous and
it's got Denise Richards. It's got her shout out RIP.
Brittany Murphy is in that movie.
Will Sasso is in that movie. The guy who does the really good
Jesse Ventura voice, he's in that that movie is fantastic.
Kirsten Dunst in that movie like makes fun of herself.
It's like it's too good. Kirstie Alley's in it.
It's too good that like that movie alone saves it 'cause she
never I. Well, she tries to take herself
serious at least. She did like Spider Man.
She did fun shit. Julius Stank.
Everything. Julius asked.
Like that these girls are hot. I'm like, what are they?
I'm trying to get into Juilliard, but everybody hates
me because my boyfriend's black. I got to dance in the parking
lot and like he's going to teach me how to be hip hop and that's
how I'm going to get into Juilliard.
Hip Hop. Hip Hop, it's in a fight.
Where he does something like he getting wrapped up in something
stereotypical like black men would, and now he's getting
arrested. Like it was a good like it was
just so over the top, like it's OK suburban white girl to like
it's the hip hop and date black men.
Like that's totally. I think there's a whole I.
Think there's a whole generation?
Of white girls. There's got to be.
A whole generation of white girls that looked at black guys
differently after say, the Last Dance came out.
Shout out for you. They're like I've never had a.
Type until now like and they're like and I like to dance to.
Did you did you notice that in your own dating?
Life that it like they're. They Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, like a, like a You got a Julia.
Stiles bump. There was like a bubble.
There was. The Julia Stiles save the last
bubble. No, it's like a bump A.
Bump. Yeah, OK.
Yeah. I mean, I, I don't know.
I mean, I think I went to school with like 2 black.
All of a sudden I got access to it.
Like 2 black. Like 2 black girls like until
maybe like 7th grade. So yeah, I can only think of 2.
And there's like, my home. Girls and my sisters.
So that was never I got three, I got 3.
No. OK.
All right, Yeah. There was like, OK, I'm going to
count. I'm going to literally count
them on my hand. I'm not going to say their names
out loud. I was about to and.
Then I was like, I'll stop. Yeah, Joseph and I went to high
school together. That's why we I've got I've got
5. I can name off quick quick quick
succession 5 OK. Is my is my Nigerian Princess in
there? Yeah.
Yes 2 Two run track, 1 sprinter, one distance, one played
volleyball and basketball. Then there was your Nubian.
Princess and then one of them used to hang out, used to date
one of our homeboys for a long time.
Shut up. Yeah, I think you picked up on.
That therapy questions Crazy. Crazy, crazy.
Just to thinking about you, I'm more of like a Peaches.
And cream. I'm going crazy, crazy, crazy,
crazy. Me too.
But that was like that, that song, you know, more of a pretty
that was played at. The school dance.
You wanted to be slow dancing with your girl when Crazy by
Casey and JoJo came on 'cause there's so many ad libs at the
end that the echo and stuff. Crazy hit.
Crazy hit like at the end. So like the song was long enough
to where it was like longer than your normal slow nights, so you
got at least like an extra 45 seconds.
There we go. Therapy question #1.
Joseph. Would you rather your
handwriting change fonts each day or?
Your voice change accents. The.
Most practical. Is your handwriting change fonts
each day 'cause then like you can kind of duck and dodge that.
Like it would be just wild to see what it looks like from
day-to-day. But I'll have a hard time
though, like signing shit. Yes and no, but you could all.
That also could come to your advantage.
You could become like a kidnapper and write letters and
they'd be like, that's not his handwriting.
Look at his handwriting today like they'd never be.
You could get what you want to become a kidnapper.
Just saying. It's possible there's a lot of
nefarious things you can do, like.
You know, have you ever seen? The jinx If, if, if Robert
Durst's handwriting changed every day, he never would have
gotten got what it just didn't do the fucking.
Jinx, if you didn't didn't admit to all the Craig, that was Jinx,
did you? Watched it.
That was going to happen that way.
I was going to that guy just inevitable something he.
Was going to do. Something It was a ticking time
bomb. We're lucky it started out with
one person in private. Like honestly, have you watched
The Beast in Me? Yes, that's about.
Robert Nurse. Right.
Is it? I heard the Claire Danes.
Yeah, I didn't. Even take it that way.
That's what I that's what I was. Told I read an article before I
even watched it, I could see. It kind of being loosely done
that way, but also no, because like the Jinx, the way he's
caught in the Jinx doesn't it doesn't match up like you're
you're changing like the main characters and Claire and Claire
Danes just drives me fucking insane, dude.
Me too dude. Like I'm like.
You know what, she was great in my so-called life.
So that's when Jared Leto was normal.
They were both pretty good. He was never normal dude.
He. Was good in my so-called.
Life he was good in my so-called life.
That's just a shout out for the ladies 'cause they just not a
friend of the pod. But not now.
Yeah, not since, I don't know Morbius Tron, I could think of
switch back since Tron that just came out.
Exactly. I mean just.
Keeps resetting like the clock resets.
If it's like a eight-year half life, it's like a it's.
Like a temporary, like a attorney for the United States.
It's like radiation like. Firearm and they just put
another one in there. It's like the elephant's foot.
Chernobyl, like it's going to be a long time before that
radiation dies down, but every if you keep throwing toxic waste
on it, it just gets stronger. It's like, OK, times it by two.
We fucking hate this guy. But yeah, Claire Danes was
decent and like my soul called life and stuff.
And now, but now that I think about it, but now I think, no, I
can't stand her in homeland. That's like, that's like the
antithesis of her being terrible her.
With a psychosis, you know what I mean?
She has it in everything. And that that is, that is like
the most ridiculous storyline ever.
Spoiler alert, if you haven't seen Homeland, get the fuck over
it. This crazy bitch works in
intelligence. So it's what?
Fucking a a terrorist. No, I mean I would you're.
Just kind of fast forwarding like I mean she fucks a couple
people that are. Enemies of the state and she's
like, I don't know, I can't balance my meds.
What am I going to do to everyone's like, come on, you
got to do it one more time. I'm like, she's the most like
unstable person ever. The fact they let her walk
around with a gun in that show, like, even if she's still just
an active agent in the field getting stuff done, she has no
business having a firearm that entire time.
And yeah, then like. What was even Wilder then?
Like what? The old dude gets like Hep C and
is like living in some drug tower, Like get out of here.
Then she finds some dude she thinks is a terrorist who's like
a teenager and she starts smashing him.
Like what are we talking about? And then her, the old handler
guys just like, what? What have you done?
What have you done this time? I'm like, I don't know, fuck
somebody. She's not supposed to and not
taking her meds today 'cause you forgot to fill up the W, the T
and the F. So it's not my SAT Suns coming
up. You did those.
So we just got to get through Friday.
We got to get through today. Where is she?
At the drug tower with the Hep C terrorist.
What are we, Hep C terrorist? Bro, I can't, I can't with that.
And then like, I can't stand it. So when I watched the Beast in
me with her, you know, I was just like, so, so should I say.
Julia, or what's her name from Save the Last Dance?
Julia Stiles, Julia. Stiles.
Kirsten Dunst, Claire Danes, Mary Fuck Kill.
Mary Kirsten Dunst. Oh shit.
Are you going to fuck Claire Danes now?
After all of that, no styles, I'm killing Claire.
Danes, Claire Danes is days numbered.
It's like it's it's it's coming season finale, Homeland enemy
within, it's fucking coming and Jared, it'll be at the reunion
of my so-called life. So Jared Leto's going to be
there too and you're both fucking going down.
But Claire Danes is like that generations Kristen Stewart from
Twilight, just like always. Like I make it like constipated
face. I thought Kristen Stewart was
more. Like Grumpy Cat, just like the
one emotion she's always. Your skin's so shiny.
He just had. Our.
Diamonds, yeah. The sun.
It hurts me, wolf boy. Take off your shirt.
Put it back on. Why did you imprint on my
daughter? It's so like weird dude.
Like they're just they, they think that they, their faces
make them good actors and they just look like they're farting
all the time and it drives. I digress.
Voice changing accents, that would be tight, that would be
harder to pull off, but that'll be cool as fuck every day.
Every day it'd. Be hard to keep a job.
You'd have to be like a Uber driver or something, like you
have to come to something where like you interact with people.
So it wouldn't be like, 'cause you couldn't work at the same
office, they'd be like, I mean, you could be a salesperson.
And then just like schedule it like whenever that like these,
these are my British clients, these are my French clients.
So whenever. You have that accent.
Back, you know, 'cause there's there's only so many, but even
in the application. Process you'd be like have two
you have to do like what both interviews in the same day and
hopefully it's I'm bilingual like.
Bilingual bitch. I'm like multi central.
Hopefully it's like a. Work from remote like a work
from like remotely job because I don't know you'd be yeah come
back tomorrow for your second interviews.
You sure we can't can't do that today, can we?
We can't do this get into like some like.
Chinese accents or Japanese accents?
Then it starts feeling racist. Yeah, that would be wild.
Too you. So yeah, I can't imitate it.
I mean it would be some African ISIS.
I'll be good see. That's not as bad because I'm so
Speaking of Africa and. I told you that all these Coos
there was a fake coup recently where like the I really would
like this job. Please give it to me now and the
next day you'd be like, I appreciate the job there.
It's pretty nice. You know, I'm like in my office,
you'd be like, well, what the fuck?
But that we don't know that video.
Though you said of like the corrupt the guy, the guy African
guy was like if there's corruption, it just popped in my
feed. Yeah, the African.
Core stuff, I don't know. If it was, I don't know what.
It was they'd be like 23, baby. 22 baby mother, real bad, man.
Yeah, that dude is like sitting in this interview like this,
like it was real fucking fantastic.
If there is corruption and I am not involved, it must be
stopped. But if there is corruption and I
am involved, I stand by. It I.
Defend it. I defend it.
Yeah, I defended. That's like so great.
There's another one where he's like, what does he say?
Could you, It's this woman, She's like, do you think you
could ever be with a woman who makes more money than you?
And this guy's like I. Could never do such a.
Thing like his reaction is so fucking.
Unhinged and. Wild African chords for the
ladies out there. I could definitely.
Do that is. So, so wild.
Or like, there's that one interview and now the guy's
famous. It's super like, it's funny.
The clip is hilarious, but it's this guy.
He's in Nigeria and he's interviewing a gay right act gay
right activist. He's a trans male and he's
interviewing them and he gives them this long introduction,
like, I am here with Mr. Julian Benzema and like, goes through
this whole spiel explaining who they are super, super shitty to
them. And it's like, shall I call you
Mr. Mr. Julian Bonzima? And he's like, how are you?
He's like, great. Why are you gay?
Like, right. Oh no.
OK bro, like I went to Joshua Tree with the homies for a
weekend above all musicians, right?
And that clip came out that weekend.
It was also right around the same time the Hawk 2.
It should happen. And yeah, the whole fucking
trip. Why are you gay?
So that interviewer now. Has like a social media
following and that's like a whole like joke now.
Like it's this whole like thing. I mean, Nigeria is like
obviously super fucked up when it comes to human rights,
especially for like, like easy, easy, easy.
It's a democracy, the LGBTQ. Plus community.
But then that clip is wild. And that's like, you know, it's
old school African gore. But those are, yeah, the
dictator guys, they're like cartoon characters that they're,
they're so out there. But I would rather have the
changing handwriting 'cause I could pull that off and live a
day-to-day life. If I'd had to change accents all
the time, it'd just be too much. It would catch up with me.
Well, you're. Always like talking about
parlaying. It you're like changing your
font, could you be a kidnapper changing your accent and you'd
be an actor. True, but then.
Like what for how long? Just I'm just doing one day.
Shoots bitch. We.
Need to do as much as we can now because.
Today it's British, but tomorrow it could be a French, it could
be anything. And so we need to like really
wrap this up. I'm on a 15 day cycle.
The next one comes up in 15 days.
We're going to shut down the studio for for 2 1/2 weeks.
Like right, That'd be crazy. You couldn't do it.
Somebody would be in if you were that good.
Or you could do a radio. You could be a radio host, that
could be good. You could pull up parlayed into
some radio gig. What the fuck is radio?
You mean a? Podcast does.
Or just be like you. Know.
Yeah, I guess. Therapy question #2.
Would you rather? Float away when embarrassed or
turn bright blue. Float away.
Because at least you're floating away.
So then you you would you would go from being embarrassed and
people like they'd be stunned. They'd be like, oh shit, this
dude can fly. Like it would completely flip
like that. You ought to be such a game
changer in that situation. Like why wouldn't I want to
turning blue would just make it worse.
Then you'd be like this motherfucker turned blue.
Like that'd be even worse. It would just compound.
Well, what if? You're like embarrassed because
you. Like pissed your pants and then
now you're floating away with pee pants.
At least I'm at least. I'm floating away and I'm just
hanging out turning blue with the stained fucking cocky khakis
with stain defenders. So it's running out.
It's not even absorbing in the khaki.
These are waterproof ass pants. They're just dripping down on
the floor. Fuck that.
I'd much rather be flying away. At least I'd be dripping little
sprinkles on people that laughed at me and be like bye.
Like fuck you dude. I have like in my dream terrible
example. Flying away when you pee your
pants or standing in the room and just turning a different
color, that'd be horrifying. You'd just get bluer and.
Blue you'd be. More embarrassed then you'd be
embarrassed. It'd be like a vicious.
Cycle. You're turning Violet.
Violet. Like it would be some Willy
Wonka type, some Willy Wonka shit.
That's. What I'm thinking that'd be a.
Nightmare in my. Dreams though, like whenever I
can fly my dreams, it's only like floating and it's like hard
to control. It happens.
I can never just fly like a Jeep or I mean very rarely.
So I kind of have an antithesis towards floating away, but.
No, I'm I'm fine with the floating I.
Guess bright blue is crazy. There's times where.
I if fly in my dreams and I can't control it, but it doesn't
last very long, right? And then there's other times
where. It's like I'm like gliding or
like long bounding where it's like I'm flying but I'm not.
So it's like I'm trying to fly but I'm just jumping extremely
long distances like the Hulk or some shit.
And that's I'm like this tight. I'll stay.
That's fine. But the moment I realize.
Like I said, when? I'm dreaming.
The moment I realize I'm in a dream and I can control it, I
could do whatever I want. The clock's ticking.
The moment I realized that everything that so my dream
starts wrapping up, it's like, Oh no, no, no, no.
It's too much power. 95% of my dreams.
I'm like, nowadays I'm like at like a weird like compound
that's kind of like dorms and there's like a school element to
it. And then like all like my
friends and girls are there and there's like, partying, but then
also we have to like, get shit done.
Oh yeah, that. Happens like it happens every.
Night Nowadays I'm just like always caught in the middle of
that somehow there's. Some research that's been done.
Where it's like you're brain stops making as many, your body
stops making as many memories as you get older because it feels
like it's wasting energy. So your brain stops pressing
record as often and your brain presses record the most in those
times. So that's why because I have
dreams where it's like the hallways.
So it's like the junior high, but it's like almost to AT, but
it's always takes place in the hallways.
It's always in passing period stairwells or like in the long
hallways, never really make it to class, never really get
anything. It's like always in passing
period. So I'll see people, people we
grew up with friends, you sometimes I'm sure like and it's
always like in passing, like we're like we used to just
bullshit around. That's one location.
Another location is around our hometown.
And this is where it's weird is because it's like there's a part
where it like there wouldn't be a neighborhood.
There's a neighborhood. So if we're in, if I'm in my
dream and we're going to go party at your house, right?
You live in this make believe neighborhood.
It's never at your house. It's always at another house.
That's your house. So I'm never like inside your
house, my burner house. Yeah, but it's like everybody.
'S so when I could be doing that and like see people driving by,
see people riding their bike or I'll go by I'll see it'll be a
blend. Now where there's people from
this is like crazy. There was 1 dream where I was
driving. Driving by move was.
Moving into a new house and there was like a bat, like a
pick up basketball game. You were playing in it and like
a bunch of other people and then people from like my life now and
people that like I work with or work for me or whatever.
We're like all playing basketball together.
Like you knew each other. I go play and I was like, I got
shit to do so I didn't, but it was weird.
Like I have those, but that basketball court doesn't exist,
but it takes place in a neighborhood like, and I know
how to get to it. It's like it only exists in my
dream. It's super in my dreams.
It's super crazy. And then I have this big
compound hotel thing that's super weird.
Or like the backside of it's like all bungalows that are
always open. So it's like if you're in your
room and you walk out, you're on this like almost what are they
called? Like the the barrios.
It's like, you know, like in Venezuela, it's like where shits
is stacked on top of each other. It's like all these little
patios barrios. Is like neighborhood, right?
Maybe, but. I'm talking about like the.
Ones that are outside in like like the barrios, which is like
in Venezuela, I think that are like where Chavez came out of
some soccer. It's like they're, it's like
outside of what's the capital of Venezuela and it's like.
Shanty. Town.
Stacked on top of each other, it's like super densely pop,
super densely populated and extremely dangerous.
It looks like that, but it's like.
I don't have it like. And I I always end up there for
some reason. It's weird I had to write
Caracas. Oh shit dog.
There was a point I could name every single country in Africa
and where it was located, but that was like a.
Two week period of my. Life when I was in physical
geography. Therapy question #3.
Would you rather your shoelaces tie themselves or your clothes
fold themselves? Clothes fold themselves.
What are we? Talking about shoes themselves,
that's. Lazy as shit.
Like, you want that? Just like get some Velcro.
There's just more clothes. Right.
Yeah, that takes like a huge. Chunk of my wasted time out of
my day and folding and putting up clothes that is fold
themselves. That sounds fantastic.
That's like that. That's the type of.
Shit that people build robots for I'm still.
Waiting on the robot butlers. Whenever they're like, oh, we're
going to. Do this robot and it'll do your
chores for you. There's like four or five things
they name off and it's like the dishes, taking out the trash,
taking care of your lawn, folding your laundry.
Like if they don't like, it's not like, you know, they're
like, oh, like, you know, getting rid of the popcorn
sealing in the guest bedroom. They're not getting that
specific. It's like it's going to do your
laundry. It's going to take out your
trash and do your dishes. Fuck yeah, give me folded
laundry all day. All.
I'd be running a hustle, dude, because then I just feel like,
yeah, I I'd be coming up. And how do they know that
they're my clothes or not? If I wash it I could be running
like a like a lingerie out of here.
Dude, just pick up your clothes. How do they know if it's your?
Clothes the robot well, not the. Robot just in general, if my
clothes fold themselves, these are my clothes for the day.
Watching these hoes boom. If I can figure out I'm I'm
always looking for an angle Baby.
I'm trying to open up a laundromat.
And a robot too. I am too, but.
Like money. Laundromat.
That's what I'm trying to get. Allegedly, it'd be easy.
Especially if you had if you weren't able to automate a
laundromat and have a robot fold close for you.
That's already such a low overhead.
Like gig, I mean. You know, you can sell
detergent, overprice it. Most people bring their own.
Most people are going to bring their own stuff because you have
to be like Korean or. Vietnamese though, to have a
directly, I mean, you have to have a there.
Is a licensing involved with the chemicals?
But overall, I mean, it's a low overhead.
That's why people use that like those car washes as places to
launder money. It's low overhead.
You can funnel money through it. Well, it's well.
No, it's just because you could just say like 1000 people came
in here. No, no, no.
Yeah, they're. Easy.
They're easy to use for laundering money.
My financial accounting professor.
Had a side gig and he had like he had car washes in like Nevada
and he was telling us that so you know like when you go to
like a drive through car wash like it's like 9 bucks 10 bucks
12 bucks and like the more you pay like the more shit that they
give you he. Did the math.
And realized that it was cheaper to give you all the shit no
matter which one you picked. So he still gave you the
options. But if you pick the lowest 1,
you were still getting everything from the highest 1.
So it was just easier just do it all the same.
And that was the secret he told us.
So I was like, yeah, so if he. Figured that out.
I wonder if. It's all of them.
They might. They might, and then another
drive. Through car wash.
We had the managers code at the drive through car wash in high
school. Yeah, I think is it the one up?
26 I forget where it was you. Could just type in this code and
get a free car wash. And then the homie who's like a
year older, Reese, had like a van, like a minivan with a
sliding door. So we would like smoke weed
during the car wash and then whenever the air vents came on,
we'd open the side door and then all the air would blow through,
blow out all the weed smoke. And we just did that all the
time, dude. Like, I'm surprised that that
place stayed in business. It's like a wine world now.
I've actually driven by it recently.
I know exactly which one you're talking about.
It was kind of over by like the area over by Krispy Kreme.
So it wasn't too far from the Krispy Kreme in the stadium, but
it was off 26 over there. It's still there, but I think
now it's like a wine world and I don't think I think that that's
just like gone, like I think the car wash partner that's gone.
Can you imagine? Starting that and then like that
code got out and then like you just got fucked but you didn't
like realize it till like 6 months later or something.
Yeah, I don't know how I got the code.
Somebody told me the code and I was like, like, let's go.
In suburbia, you're always looking for a spot always
because there's nowhere. That's like, why is your car is
the safest spot? What are you talking about?
Like what are you talking about? It wasn't, but it was.
I mean, kind of sometimes depends.
I mean when I was walking. Around Lake Grapevine and you're
like dressed like you're about to go to a house party and
people are like running. They're like, what are you doing
out here? You're like, hey, like it's
pretty obvious what you're doing out on the trails.
You couldn't like pretend like, Oh no, I'm just out here hanging
out like this. Me and me and my guy friend,
like God said, didn't go over very well.
And I'd be like, what are you doing out here?
Like you've been hanging out with a lot of guy.
Friends out on the trails, Joseph, OR.
When I was younger. Younger in the days.
Yeah, Therapy question. Final therapy.
Question Therapy question #4 Would you rather be able to
taste emotions or hear flavors? If you could taste emotions,
that would actually be pretty powerful, like your own
emotions, because then you would actually know how you were
feeling. It'd be harder to deny, so it'd
be harder to suppress your emotions if you could taste
them. So if you were.
Like jealous and. Envious of something that would
have a specific taste. Yeah, well, I know.
I. Rely on suppressing my emotions,
dog. Exactly.
So that's why this would be good for Someone Like You.
I don't, I said. Rely rely.
I know I don't use. That as a cope.
Well, now you can stop using. Crutches and learn how to walk
there. Forrest Gump run like a real
boy. But no, I do think it'd be much
more powerful. Hearing flavors would be weird.
I don't even know what that would be like, what they'd sound
like, that doesn't. What would?
What would?
Almost spicy sound like I have no idea.
I mean would it depend on the type of spice?
Would Thai spice taste different Mexicans?
So does it taste? Different so whatever it.
Was it would be like it would the sounds how how how refined.
Your palate is the sounds you would hear.
Would probably be some sort of racist stereotype.
Just saying. Says who?
Says. So you're eating a burrito all
of a sudden it's. Like a fucking mariachi band is
what you're talking about. Maybe.
Your taste, you're hearing
flavours. Hear that Mexican flavour, baby,
You never know. I'm just saying like it's some.
It would borderline on that. What if it wasn't?
What if it was? How would it?
How would it identify? How would it tell?
You what it is unless each type of ingredient has a certain
sound and then it makes like a music or a flavour.
So like, let's ask chat. Would if you could hear.
Flavors Would the sound you hear be considered racist?
Because I feel like they would be.
Maybe in like Asian food and it might be playing Asian music and
they'd be like might make some people uncomfortable.
All right, so. Here are 4 equally correct.
Equally stupid, equally profound answers.
Choose your burrito Sona 1 The literal sound.
A burrito would sound like a bass boosted zipper because it's
basically a sleeping bag full of hot emotions. 2 The musical
sound genre. Latin trap mixed with mariachi
horns. Tempo, Regrettably confident
key. Whatever key your stomach
gurgles in. Signature sound.
A trumpet that's too horny for it's own good think.
The emotional sound a. Burrito sounds like someone
whispering you don't need to fix your life today, just hold me
followed immediately by your intestines whispering.
But you will pay for this later for the metaphysical sound.
If you compress warmth, chaos, ambition, salsa, and a prayer
into a tortilla, you get a sound wave that goes oh God why did I
get extra beans? If you want I can give you a
full audio SFX description, like for a sound designer, a song
lyric version, a scientific explanation that's 100% fake but
sounds real, or what different types of burritos sound like
California mission style breakfast, etcetera.
What's your preferred burrito sound universe?
Did my chat is I mean. I'm very proud of.
It to be honest because it's like curated, you know, like the
what? What did it say?
A trumpet that's too horny for its own good, Like that's not.
Normal unless. It's like I've been working with
Chad for a while. I was.
I was right. You were right.
Yeah, it would be some sort of. Stereotype so a stereotypical
like mariachi, Latin trap like that's come on, that'd be like,
that'd be like you're Hispanic for being like, oh, you want to
hear some of my music and you're like, oh, what is it?
Latin trap with mariachi like. Sorry, that's just the official.
Song of Burritos, like what are you talking about?
Like what they. I mean, you went wrong because
it would because it would be regional music, it'd be based
off of the regions the food came from.
So it's like it would be, yeah. So.
Exactly so it wouldn't. Be purposefully stereotype.
Then ask it what? Would Africa?
What would what would black or what would the music be or what
would urban black street food sound like?
I bet you'd be like it'd be soul food.
Hip. Yeah, what would the?
Music. It's either going to be like
Marvin Gaye type shit or it's going to be like it would be
heavy bass and snare with gunshots in the background.
Gunshots in the background. Is what you think.
Well, no, I was just being. Hyperbolic.
It is curated for you though. It's and antifa curated AI is
it? Yeah I bet I bet I bet.
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button. So crazy shit.
This from the AP Trump says the Venice the US has seized an oil
tanker off the coast of Venezuela.
This was updated 9:45 PM. It was written by Amir Madani.
Oh my gosh. Joshua Goodman, Regina Garcia
Cano and Konstantin Taropin. It's a kick ass name that
Washington President Donald Trump said Wednesday that the
United States has seized an oil tanker off the coast of
Venezuela as tensions mount with the government.
With the government. Of President Nicolas Maduro the
US using forces to take control of a merchant ship is incredibly
unusual and marks the Trump administration's latest push to
increase pressure on Maduro, who has been charged with narco
terrorism in the United States. the US has built up the largest
military presence in the region in decades amongst a series of
deadly strikes on alleged drug smuggling boats in the Caribbean
Sea and eastern Pacific Ocean. The campaign is facing growing
scrutiny from Congress. We've just seized A tanker off
the coast of Venezuela, a large tanker, very large.
We've just seized A tanker off the coast of Venezuela, a large
tanker, very large. One of the largest ever seized,
actually, Trump told reporters at the White House.
Later in later adding. It was seized for a good, very
good reason. Trump did not offer additional
details and asked what would happen to the oil aboard the
tanker. Trump said.
Well, we'll keep it, I guess. The seizure was led by the US
Coast Guard and supported by the Navy, according to US official,
who was not authorized to comment publicly but Smoke spoke
under the condition of anonymity.
The official added that it was conducted under U.S. law
enforcement authority. Storming the oil tanker Coast
Guard members are taken to the oil tanker by helicopter from an
aircraft aircraft off the USS Gerald R Ford, the official
said. The Ford is in the Caribbean Sea
after arriving last month and a show of major force joining a
fleet of other warships. Video posted by Attorney General
Pam Bondi shows people fast roping from one of the
helicopters involved in the operation as it hovers just feet
above the deck. Coast Guard members can be later
seen on video moving throughout the superstructure of the ship
with their weapons drawn. Pam Bondi wrote that for
multiple years a tanker has been sanctioned by the US due to its
involvement in an illicit illicit oil shipping network
supporting former are foreign terrorist organizations.
Venezuela government said in a statement that the seizure
constitutes a blatant theft and an act of international piracy.
Under these circumstances, the true reasons for the prolonged
aggression against Venezuela have finally been revealed.
It has always been about our natural resources, our oil, our
energy, the resources that belong exclusively to the
Venezuelan people, the statement said.
What do you think so far? If you can sees like a the
biggest, the largest boat ever, why can't you go get these
little dinghies that you're blowing up?
Might you need to blow them up? You can just seize tankers like
this. That's wild.
It's like snatching A tanker off the Venezuelan coast.
Yeah, dude, we're going to war with.
Venezuela, the United States is going to war with Venezuela.
Like I mean, it's been clear for fucking months now.
Like unbelievable shit, dude. I thought he like he was the
president who ends wars. You just got the fucking goofy
ass Peace Prize from FIFA. Like what are we doing?
Yeah, this shows that their whole cover.
Story about it being inter directing drugs is a big lie.
This is the Senator Chris Van Holland, a Democrat of Maryland.
This is just one big piece of evidence that it's really about
regime change by force, which is 100%, which is what America is
great at. No one changed.
But no, we're so great. This is not going to work out
this. Is not going to work out because
like OK, so Maduro stole the fucking election, right?
Well, the and Maria Machado won the Nobel Peace Prize.
His like the person who actually is supposed to win, but she got
fucking she had to go into hiding.
So like, her deputy actually won the election, right?
Maduro as like create like, like he's got the military on his
side. So like, even if you get Maduro
to go, it's not like these dudes in the military are going to
just like let like Maria Machado come in and just take over.
Like it's going to be a fucking insurgency just to like Iraq,
Like the countries just as big as like Iraq.
It's like twice the size of California.
Like this dude, I just can't believe he got talked into this.
Like it's fucking crazy. Like this is going to like.
And The thing is like, first of all, did you see Jesse Waters
called Stephen Miller a sexual matador?
Stephen Miller wants this to happen because when you're in.
War, then you can. Just like crack down at home,
you know, like hit like martial law type shit, like rules.
And so that's why they like they wanted like domestically.
Shit's not going well. He's calling affordability a
fucking hoax. This is a nice distraction that
I, I just, it's just like, haven't we seen this over and
over and over tonight? Like his one selling point was
like he's the president who ends wars, not starts them.
And here we fucking go, dude. And then like they just came out
with a national security strategy.
The NSS comes out once every four years for the United States
and and it's just basically like called like the Monroe Doctrine
where it's like we're just running shit in the West
Hemisphere. Go fuck yourself.
But the Monroe Doctrine was like, hey, you're up.
Don't come over here. We won't go over there.
But then he's just like, go fuck yourself.
You're up. We're going to do whatever the
fuck we want, but you don't just like we're going to run the like
the Western Hemisphere. Shit is stupid, dude.
Shit is stupid. This is going to be really bad
and really expensive. Yeah, you thought like 6 like
the six. Million Venezuelans like already
like fled the fucking country. It's like, you think that this
is going to go well, You don't think we're going to get more
people? We've killed at least 87.
People in 22 known strikes since early September, including the
follow up strike. He was asked about why haven't
they released the video of the second hit today?
Someone asked him. It was so quick to release all
these videos. Oh.
No, he like it was. Crazy they're doing.
They just had a meeting. He's sitting there answering
questions. A reporter from CNN asked him a
question, like, why haven't they released a video yet?
He instantly starts attacking her, 'cause she's with CNN.
You know, ABC, it was ABC, was it?
ABC or he's like you must. Be CNN?
No, there was one just today. He's like, are you CNN?
You must be. CNN, you're an arm of the
Democratic Party 'cause you work for them.
And he's like, that's it. He's like but but no, there was
this one. Kicked everybody out, he kicked.
Everybody out of the all the press cameras, right after she
asked that question, he was like, all right, we're done.
That's how you know it's a war crime.
It's like, yeah, it's like every, every time he's in
trouble. Yeah, exactly.
And it's a no. He's like, but the reason why I
said ABC was because that ABC reporter asked him additionally
if he was going to release the video.
And he was like, yeah, fucking release it.
And then like they didn't release it.
And then same reporter asked him.
He goes, I didn't say I would really see you said that ABC
News fake news. He's like, you're a terrible
reporter. And it's like, it's like, dude,
you said you would like, I mean it's just crazy that like the
shit that we're listening and then he's like solved 8 wars.
None of them have been solved, dude, like fucking Cambodia or
like Thailand just bomb Cambodia like the Congo and in Rwanda,
like they're going after like at each other.
Like, you know, like this like group called like M 23 was like
the like the main actors, like they weren't even a part of the
peace deal. Like, you know, it's like
Azerbaijan in Armenia. It's like, OK, it's because
Armenia lost. Like, you know, like these
fucking like, you know, Ukraine's not solved 100
violations of the ceasefire in Gaza.
Dude already like hundreds of people killed since the fucking
ceasefire. None of these fucking wars are
soft. He's not a.
And then now he's going to start a war.
Yeah. Yeah, the whole thing's stupid.
And that's just escalating. I think they're they're waiting.
They're wanting Venezuela to do something so they can justify.
Putting boots on the ground. They're like they're, yeah,
they're. Trying to like, yeah, they're
trying to get pretext, like to go do it.
And it's just unbelievable that we're just like, watching this
fucking slow motion, like catastrophe.
It's gonna be a fucking catastrophe.
He thinks it's gonna be easy. Just like the hubris.
They thought Iraq would be easy. It's like the same fucking
thing. It's the same thing, dude.
And like, even, like, what they're saying is the same,
like, like every one of those boats is a weapon of mass
destruction. Every time a kilo of drugs comes
into our country, it's the web. They're calling it weapons of
mass destruction. Did.
Yeah, I mean the whole. Thing's fucking stupid, but then
in turn we just also pardoned a known narco trafficker
responsible of bringing like hundreds of.
Tons of cocaine inside into the government.
Except for he's he's boys with like fucking Matt Gaetz and and
I forget somebody else in fucking Florida and yeah, and
like, and they just like what? Like bots Melania coin and then
just like got the fuck out. It was.
Sentenced to 45 years. In fucking prison, dude.
And his brother's in there. His brother's in prison, who's
not getting out, apparently, but his brother stamped his initials
on cocaine and brought into the United States.
Sucks dude. Where we're going to get
cocaine? I don't really have that
problem. So not hurting article #2 from
the BBCI. Just thought this was funny.
This came out 12 hours ago. Rubio orders return of New Times
Roman font Over waste, bro. Over wasteful Calibri.
Is that how you pronounce it? I never knew how to.
I always went with Calibri. Calibri, right?
Calibri US Secretary of State Marco Rubio has ordered
diplomats to return to using New Time Roman's font instead of
Calibri. Reversing Calibri Calibri,
Calibri. I don't know if that's how you
say, that's just how I. Set it in my head.
Reversing a change made under the Biden administration.
Rubio's predecessor, Anthony Blinken had adopted the Calibri
in 2003, saying it was more accessible for people with
visual disabilities. But Rubio said it was a wasteful
diversity move in that New Times Roman was a more for was more
formal and professional. The change goes into effect
December 10th and apply to both external and internal documents.
Lucy Degroote, the Dutch designer who created the Calibri
typeface, told BBC that the change was both sad and
hilarious. Calibri was designed to
facilitate reading on modern computer screens and it was
chosen to replace Times New Roman, the typeface that Rubio
wants to go back to now to Groot said.
State Department spokesperson told the BBC.
The change of the New Times Roman aligns with Donald Trump
submission to help present a unified, professional voice in
all communications. Aligning the State Department's
practice with the standard and with the standard ensures our
communication reflects the same dignity, consistency, and
formality expected in government correspondence.
So stupid dude. And I bet this is going to cost
money to change, like when they changed the Department of
Defense to the Department of War cost of the military $2 billion
should just do the name change. You have to like update, think
about like all the shit you have to update that has like the
letter heading and like, you know, the, the signage and like
that, you know, the branding of Department of Defense $2
billion. It's like this guy just fucking
spends money like it's nothing. Portability is a hoax though,
you know. And his orders.
But New Times Robin is a. Serif font, which means it has
small lines that stem from the ends of the letters.
Courts, legislatures and other agencies typically use the more
formal appearing font. Calibri is a sans serif font.
Without those lines, it is considered easier to read on
screens, especially for those with vision or reading
impairments. In his order on Tuesday
requiring diplomats to return to Times New Roman, Ruby and called
Blinken's decision to use Calibri A wasteful diversity
initiative, according to an internal department cable seen
by routers or by Reuters. The Trump administration has
made several changes to how the government works in the last 11
months, aiming to eliminate diversity and equity and
inclusion initiatives. Most recently, the Trump
administration announced it would drop Martin Luther King
Junior's birthday and Juneteenth to federal holidays honoring
Black history as free admission days to national parks instead.
They will will be given free entry on President Trump's
birthday, which coincides with Flag Day.
I heard about that and that was my dog.
Dreaming right there if you heard a weird sound in the
background, dude, that's that's so.
Stupid, we're changing the font back and.
And we're giving free day at the National Park on Trump's
birthday. Dude.
Did you also see that he like, renamed the Institute of Peace
that first of all, he dozed and it's just like an empty fucking
building now and called it the Donald Trump Institute of Peace.
It's like, dude, shut the fuck up.
Dude sucks. He's going to Commission.
He's going to. Commission a statue of himself
so well he he. Was trying to Commission the
Trump Day arc, which is like a arc day Trump.
And it's like a, it's like a statue, but it's like an arc.
So it's like, you know, like the Washington Monument.
It's not like an actual statue of Washington.
It's like that type of shit, but it's not like tall, it's like
wide. It's like France has one.
Or something, and he saw it there.
Oh yeah, the big. Arc Arch thing.
Yeah, that arc thing that they have.
Yeah. But also he would totally do
what's it called, Mount Rushmore, if he could.
Oh for sure, he's crazy. Dude this shit's so wild that
Marco Rubio is such a tool to change the font back.
Is corny. That's.
Corny as fuck. And we know it's even Wilder.
About the Trump's birthday, he made Juneteenth a national
holiday. Donald Trump made Juneteenth a
national holiday. Back when he was trying to
pretend like he didn't hate black people, he made it a
national holiday. Donald Trump did that well,
dude, he fucking does. All sorts.
And now he's and now. And now he's making it the the
holiday that he created and made a federal holiday.
Now he's taking away free park entry on the day that he
created. That's why dude, he, he's the
one. Who fucking banned like us?
The sending chips to China started a trade war, got his ass
kicked by China. Now we're giving China the
second most advanced chips in the world in exchange for like
them to buy fucking soybeans that they were already buying
before all of this. It's like he does this shit all
the time. He's he called like he redid
NAFTA, the North American free trade agreement in his first
term, called it like the America is like what is it called?
Like it's like AMCA. It's like American Mexico Canada
agreement. It's called the best fucking
deal ever came back in office and was like, who the fuck
signed this? It was like you signed it, you
idiot. You're the one who fucking did
it. Said it was the best trade deal
of all time. And then you just slap tariffs
on him. It's like he sucks.
Yeah, article #3 death. Death cap mushrooms What this is
from MPRKERA brought to you by viewers like you.
This is from December 10th is by Rachel Tressman and what to know
about death cat mushrooms blamed for poisonings in California.
Apparently you mother fuckers die and eat mushrooms.
California authorities have been warning people not to eat forged
mushrooms for the time being after nearly two dozen people
were sickened, including one fatally, by the highly poisonous
mushrooms known as death caps. California Department of Public
Health said in its advisory that there have been 21 confirmed
cases of toxic mushrooms poisoning, which is likely from
consumption of the death caps between mid November to last
Friday. Toxins from the mushroom killed
one adult and cause severe liver damage in kids and adults.
Several patients required intensive care, with at least
one potentially needing a liver transplant.
Jesus officials said there have been significant clusters of
cases reported in Monterey, San Francisco and the Bay Areas, but
are but warning of risk nationwide.
Because of the death cap can be easily been mistaken for edible
safe mushrooms. We advise the public not to
forage for wild mushrooms at all during this high risk season.
Death caps are known to grow in many parts of California, fueled
by the fall and rainwater and winter rain, usually in rainy
season. They were created particularly
favorably growing conditions for the mushrooms.
This was the case in 2016, when there were 14 cases of death cat
poisoning. All of the individuals survived,
but three required liver transplants.
Liver transplants and one child had permanent neurological
impairment. If you are picking up fucking
mushrooms out of the woods and eating them, you're crazy.
If you're not, I would find that my dog's going to eat one of
these. Yeah, but I mean.
I have to feel like dogs know better than us.
Honestly, dogs. Are like no, what the fuck is
that? And they're like, oh man, but
that my dog would eat some. Crazy shit.
Originally like a syringe. But are found in many other
places, North America, Australia, they were implicated
in a high profile mass murder case earlier this year, which is
true. A woman poisoned that yeah,
poisoned her husband with deathbed.
They said they're like her whole family.
Says they. Have been an invisible murder
weapon for millennia. Blamed them on the death of
Roman Emperor Claudius in 54 AD and Holy Roman Emperor Charles
the 6th in 1740. They are thought to have arrived
in central central California by the 30s by accident.
They were imported on European oaks that were taken across the
way back up. There was a Roman emperor.
In 1740. No, it does.
Holy Roman. Emperor, Yeah.
I didn't know that. And then, yeah.
And then? What does it say?
It's true because from one place it's spreading in another now.
Lame, lame. What makes them poisonous?
They're similar in appearance and taste to other edible
varieties like puff balls, especially when they're young
and they're young button stage. They're typically medium.
They grow about 6 inches across in six inches tall with a
greenish Gray cap and is initially domed Dome shape and
then flattens out over time. They have white gills and white
ring around the stem that are a large white sack at the base of
the stem. They taste quite nice.
No hint. That is.
Poisonous in any way after eating half a cap, it could be
enough to kill a person. The mortality rate after
ingestion reaches as high as 50%.
They're poison, the mushroom. Poison heart attacks.
There could be up to 10,000 ills, illnesses and 100 deaths
worldwide per year for people eating this mushroom.
Quit picking up mushrooms in the woods and eating them.
Unless you know what they are. Unless.
They're going out of cow shit. Then then go for it.
Yeah, if we're going to send you to the.
Moon, that's one thing. Send you to the to the
transplant wing. I'm going to pick these
mushrooms in the fucking woods by my house and feed them to my
kids. Wild.
I bet you. Kids aren't back.
Kids probably aren't back either.
It's not safe. Let's eat these mushrooms I
found behind the barn. Well, you said they got liver
transplants. That new thing about the hep
Hep, hepatitis B vaccine, that's like what happens that fucks
your liver up. So you might not be wrong here.
I was right about the racist. Music.
This is pretty nuts. Like I get it.
I know people like do this. They forge for stuff.
I digress. I'm kidding.
But also like, don't be fucking stupid, man.
Like if I knew that there was something that could kill me
that looks exactly like something else that couldn't
kill me and I wouldn't be able, I wouldn't touch it.
Let's go pick some puff. Balls.
Oh, sorry, wrong mushrooms. They're death caps.
In any scenario. I'm not fucking around with
that. That's like.
Saying hey. Pick up that gun and pull the
trigger. It might be loaded.
What? No, I'm good, thank you.
Why not? Because it's I don't want to.
It could be. And that's the problem.
That could be a death cap. Let's pick it anyways, because
you'd have to know what those are to be out there foraging in
the fucking first place. Unless you're just picking a
wild shit and you're that's really dumb.
Like you said, unless it's out of like cow poop or some shit
like that, you know it's going to be some trippy ones.
And even then you could like, look up a picture.
No one took a picture of it. Hey, what is this?
There's an app so you can literally take a picture of a
plant or a weed and it'll tell you what the fuck it is.
Yeah, but be careful though. I saw this video, this guy, he
was just weighing random shit, but he would ask ChatGPT how
much it weighed before and he was like from the Middle East
and he's like, he's like how much gram, how much gram?
And then and then like chatty BT like just kept getting it wrong.
And he's like, no, no, he's like I'm worried.
I was like, well, you're worried
that it can't. Figure out how many.
Grams your pot is or whatever the fuck he had, and so I'm just
saying like, you know, like I find like Google still better
than you know no, but there's. Absolutely, but then I would
just Google a picture. You could take a picture of it
like you could do a. Pill identifier, You know, on
Google, yeah. Like probably do a mushroom
identifier, yeah. You I.
Bet you there's every type of thing identifier and one of them
would say like hey, if if I'm if if you picked the wrong 1 you
could lose your liver. Like that's just so risky.
I mean, I've always known that mushrooms are.
Sketchy like from the kid? Yes dude, they grow.
Off of dead shit. What are you talking about?
Stuff decays and they appear and I think we had like.
A article about mushrooms being conscious and like having like a
like a talk to each other and shit yeah like.
Things die and they appear. They're like the maggots.
See out here out. Here it's like it rains and the
mushrooms just start popping up in your lawn.
Well, yeah, that happens out here.
Normally that's because their stuff breaking down, they
appear. They thrive off of decaying
matter. So they they're they're
functioning because there's something breaking down there.
So if you have like a big mulch pile like I did, yeah, it would
rain. There'd be thousands of them
that would pop up out of that because it's breaking down.
It's like there's something that's biodegradable that exists
in there and that's what it's feeding off of is that output.
That's how they come. Same with like cow shit.
It's like something that is organic material that is
breaking down. The mushrooms appear, it's
strictly what it is, and the conditions are have to be just
right. That's where fungus comes from.
Yeah. Fungus and fungus.
So mold. Mold is another form of fungus
that is breaking down. Something like that.
Molds like a bacteria. Well, I mean kinda, I mean.
It's still a spores. So that spores just like.
You know, like Cordyceps and stuff like that, but they can't
really live inside the human body, our temp, which is crazy.
So Cordyceps are the get the fuck out here with the
Cordyceps. They're the fungus.
That could that I know, but I know but.
We talked about it before, it's just, I know it's too creepy.
Refresher. I don't want to give a refresher
our body temperature. Our sitting body temperature
heat is like less than 10° too hot for them to thrive on our
body. That's why Cordyceps can't take
over for us is ardent. Internal body temperature kills
them. That's the only thing that keeps
that shit from taking over Taking.
Over some the. Last of Us zombies type shit.
It's literally if there was a way it could jump that would be
like the worst thing that could fucking happen to the IT was 1.
108.6° no, I think it's. Somewhere around like 80.
So that's the last. It's like we're. 10° too hot.
Yeah, we our core. Temperature is too warm.
For 88.6° were fucked, yeah. If we were, If we were.
If we were in the high 80s, we'd be screwed.
But we're in like the, you know, normal.
I mean, that's just like, that's like.
The daddy long the long legs are like the most poisonous spider,
but their mouths too small to like hit us.
Yeah, that's. Terrifying.
That's weird to think. And they're creepy.
I'm glad they can't because they look weird.
They look like aliens dude. They look like something out of
like War of the Worlds or something like that.
But then they also look the same as mosquito.
Eaters. Yes, they do, because they like
to. Hang out by the water and on the
water and they like Bob. There's spots in Austin that you
could find like a pack of like 500 daddy long legs like sitting
and there was like creepy looking dude.
And they would like all Bob's would look like something was
moving on top of the water that was moving separate.
It would like fuck with your brain.
It'd make you be like, Nah, don't fuck with daddy long legs.
OK, let's let's keep moving. Before we leave the audience,
what do you mean? They want to hear about
mushrooms. Taking over your body and daddy
long legs. You know what I'm saying?
Maybe they do. They should be afraid.
Well, that's what my point. Is good they are fair they're
good they. Should be this is real life.
Final article. Trump caps up no death.
Cap Yeah, no death cap dude. No death cap all funky.
Trump rims up the anti immigrant rhetoric embraces shithole
countries phrase again. This was pretty wild.
He said a couple crazy things. But Donald Trump ramped up his
anti immigrant rhetoric in a speech on Tuesday night,
repeatedly attacking Democratic Representative Ilham Omar and
complaining about immigration outside of Europe.
Let's have a few from den from from Denmark.
Do you mind seeing, do you mind sending us a few people?
Send us some nice people? Do you mind?
But we always take people from Somalia, places that are a
disaster, right? Filthy, dirty, disgusting and
ridden with crime. The only good thing, the only
thing they're good at, is going after ships, Trump said as he
addressed. Well then, then.
Then recruit them bro. Then recruit them.
The speech was built as an. Event to sell his economic
agenda but quickly devolved into a campaign style speech filled
with derogatory insults. He specifically took Lehman
Omar, a Somalian American who represents Minnesota.
He appeared to purposefully mispronounce her name and
referred to her Omar's hijab as a turban.
I love her. She comes in, does nothing but
bitch. She's always, she's always
complaining. She comes from a country where,
I mean, it's considered one of the worst in the in worst
countries in the world. It's considered about the worst
country in the world, right? She should get the hell out.
Throw her out, throw her the hell out.
Trump said his supporters then launched and to send her back
chance about the congresswoman who's an American citizen.
She responded with comments. He said that she like she
married her brother. He was saying all sorts of crazy
shit. Trump's obsession with me is
beyond weird. He needs serious help.
Since he has no economic policies to tout, he's resorting
to regurgitating bigoted lies instead.
He continues to be a national embarrassment.
Trump on Tuesday also recalled a 2018 meeting in which he told a
group of senators behind closed doors that the US shouldn't
accept immigrants from shithole countries like Haiti.
When it was reported at the time, Trump himself flatly
denied using the expletive. Never said anything derogatory
about Haitians other than Haiti is obviously a very poor,
troubled country. What about that they eat?
Dogs. ABC reported that in 2018, the
meeting with the senators, Trump expressed frustration over the
visa lottery program and asked those in the room why they would
want people from Haiti, Africa and other shithole countries
coming to the United States and his denial.
Then Trump accused Democrats in the meeting of making up
comments attributed to him and that he should probably record
future meetings. Notably, the president back then
did not deny. He suggested that America
shouldn't admit more immigrants from places that he's didn't
deny that. He suggested that they should
admit more people from places like Norway, comments that were
confirmed by multiple sources with direct knowledge to these
conversations. I didn't say shithole.
You did, Trump quipped. Remember I said I said that to
the senators. They came in the Democrats.
They wanted to be biparty. No shithole, you're the.
Shithole. So they came in they.
Said This is totally off record. Nothing mentioned here.
We're going to be honest because our country was going to hell.
And we had a meeting and I would.
Say it is the way. Why is it we?
Why is it we only take people from shit hole countries?
Why? Why can't we take people from
nowhere? Sweden.
Just a few. Let's have a few from Denmark.
Do you mind sending us a few people?
Dude like he's and then he said something about black people.
He was like blacks or my blacks. I had the largest black turn out
in American history. Not true.
And, and he's like, 'cause they, you know, the blacks knew they
were being scammed. And black, black, if anybody
knows when they're being scammed, it's black people.
He's like, you know, you're saying.
I tried to scam him many a times either you're saying that that
we're easily. Scammed or that we're scamming
people like I don't get it is is that that's like that's like
when he. Was with Erdogan from Turkey and
he was talking about how his election was stolen.
He's like this guy knows a lot about stealing elections.
Yeah, he. Was like fuck.
Bro how do you just catch a stray like that?
I thought we were blacks, know A.
Lot about scamming. Dude, that's crazy.
That is why blacks know about. Being scammed.
And then the saying the shithole country is disgusting.
Filthy crime Ridge dude. My hair stylist growing.
Up was her name was Sunny, she's from Somalia and she was the
shit. Like come on, man.
Yeah, I'm. He's really, he's going into
like, just like crazy racist grandpa mode.
Crazy. It is.
It is wild. It is.
Wild. Yeah, it's.
It's like out of control, like he's I know and then we and then
we. Expect this to like, conduct a
war in Venezuela properly. Get the fuck out of here.
He's just going. To be saying racist.
Shit, the whole entire time we're at war.
I know. Speaking of like, burrito
mariachi songs, like, you know that's coming.
Yeah. Oh.
When he had Hakeem Jeffries. In the sombrero, does he make
it? Does he make it the?
Other three years, man, I don't. See how sustainable.
But I mean, here we are, here we are, here we are 10 years later
from him coming down the fucking escalator.
Well, yeah, but I mean at least. Before he would like, now he's
like, it's just wild. It's always been wild but it's
reached such a point now that it's just it's wild AF.
It's wild AF now. It's exhausting.
It's not even like depressing anymore.
It's just like you just shake my head at it.
It's like what they said, like, well, to me, it's like the grot
said about the New Times Roman. He's like, he's like, it's sad
and it's hilarious. He's like, The thing is, it's
like I. Have a feeling that we're in the
calm before the storm did and like this is going to get it's
going to go from like what the fuck to holy fuck.
You think? Yeah.
Because of the. Crimes are being.
Committed and these guys don't want they can't get out of power
or otherwise they're fucked. They're going to get backed into
a corner, dude. And when you back these fools in
a corners like that's when shit's going to go off the
rails. And if we go to war in
Venezuela, it's like it's going to be a problem.
Do you think what? If Trump resigns.
And then just pardons everybody. On his way out.
He's going to pardon everybody on his way out regardless.
True. I know, Stephen.
Miller they're. All going to get pardons, I
know, I'm just saying. You're just assuming he's on his
way out. We've never had a president,
like, joke around about a third term, dude.
Yeah, but I don't think he didn't try to.
Leave. He tried not.
To leave the first time, yeah, but I don't think that.
His I don't think. Physically, he'd be.
Able to do a third term. No shit, no shit but.
Like he doesn't. When does that ever stop them?
Got a Weekend at Bernie's in? Like they did Biden weekend at
Biden's, Yeah. They're they already are, kind
of yeah. He sits in all of his.
Press conferences. Now he doesn't really stand at
all. Fucking falling asleep all the.
Time all he's like dragging his. Foot constantly and all that
weird shit. Yeah, dude, he's like, he's
like. How Hitler like, you know, would
like get injections of like speed in the morning from and
then like and then heroin at night so he could sleep like
we're like seconds away. Do those videos of him at like
the. Olympics and he's just like
rocking yeah dude, like we're. We're we're right there bro.
Dude, he's tweaking hard. Bro think about like that kind.
Of speed. That's the kind of speed I want
to try, the Nazi speed. The Hitler injected.
Speed pure, I don't know about that.
Dude, you don't come back from that.
That's all Stalingrad, but. You might, you might write
Donald. Trump's second favorite book?
Well, they were all on speed. In Stalingrad, like they put it
in chocolate and then they told him how to eat it, like,
regularly. Yeah, well, that's the whole
thing about. They used to give like naval
kamikaze. Well, they used to get like.
They used to. We had the equivalent of that,
which was basically like they. They still do give it to.
Them and then in the first Trump term, they had a crazy amount of
people in the White House were getting prescriptions for the
speed that they give the fucking naval pilots and then also on
Xanax. So they're like, it was the same
fucking thing, the same combo. I get the combo, get up and
then. You got to like.
Crash for like 3 days. Take the Xanax speed balls.
Dude Jesus we don't say at the same time like.
One just counteracting the other.
That's insane. I know what else you got for us.
Sir, that's all I got. Meditate.
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