1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:05,600 Just been running. What it do, what it do, what it 2 00:00:05,600 --> 00:00:09,480 do? It is your boy Andrew Schultz 3 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:15,120 AKA Mr. Goody 2 Shoes AKA the Irish Elvis. 4 00:00:15,920 --> 00:00:20,080 Who am I with? As always Joseph Huggins AKA old 5 00:00:20,080 --> 00:00:23,600 man Huggy. Talk shit or get off the pod. 6 00:00:23,920 --> 00:00:32,920 Episode 190, No title. Oh, I labeled it Grand Theft la 7 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:35,440 Boo Boo. Oh, I didn't see that. 8 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:36,160 That's. Why? 9 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:39,920 I, I, I, I didn't put, I put it everywhere else. 10 00:00:39,920 --> 00:00:42,280 There's been a clusterfuck of a couple of days. 11 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:45,680 So yeah, but I labeled it Grand Theft la Boo Boo. 12 00:00:46,240 --> 00:00:52,280 Welcome, motherfuckers. How you doing man? 13 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:58,760 Dude, my life, I'm telling you is crazy. 14 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:06,760 Just AC like how your boy like goes from like the like just 15 00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:10,680 riding the roller coaster life. Everybody knows who listens to 16 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:14,000 the podcast like and I was like heartbroken for a couple of 17 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:18,520 months or whatever and now it's like, holy shit, dude. 18 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:23,360 Like I'm just crushing of rushing life. 19 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:28,080 That's good, man. Well, congratulations to you. 20 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:33,960 Thank you. It's always good when you can 21 00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:36,160 take a second. Sometimes you need low points to 22 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:40,080 make you appreciate the highs. Everything's ebbs and flows and 23 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:42,120 highs and lows. But you know you, like I said 24 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:45,160 before, as you put yourself in a great position in so many other 25 00:01:45,160 --> 00:01:50,000 aspects, don't hyper fixate on this one because this one in the 26 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:52,680 long run could potentially be holding you back from other good 27 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:53,720 shit. So. 28 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:56,880 Fuck, it definitely was definitely was like, well, I 29 00:01:56,880 --> 00:02:00,600 don't know if it was holding me back, but like it just like at 30 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:07,720 the same time as good shit was happening, that shit happened 31 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:12,080 and and and then it's just like your boys on the heater right 32 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:18,200 now. Heater dropping hits, new job 33 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:22,440 hanging out was like cool cool cool cool women. 34 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:29,600 Well, that's good. Well, just leave it at that. 35 00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:31,680 We're just, we're all very happy for you. 36 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:35,720 I'll give you a cheer right now. A cheer and a clap. 37 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:37,360 Thank you. I appreciate that. 38 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:41,080 Well that's good man, I'm glad to hear that everything seems to 39 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:44,680 be going better. Positive vibes only. 40 00:02:44,840 --> 00:02:46,320 That's right, positive vibes tribe. 41 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:49,280 We want to put out positive vibes because the world creates 42 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:51,840 enough negative vibes for us. We don't really have to put any 43 00:02:51,840 --> 00:02:54,440 more effort into that. It will do it for you. 44 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:56,760 That's right. I tell people that all the time. 45 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:59,200 Life's about balance and sometimes it'll give it to you 46 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:01,800 whether you ask for it or not. It'll be like, hey, hold on, I'm 47 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:03,480 going to balance you the fuck out for one second. 48 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:06,720 Well, you know, what's funny is, is, is like, that's like the 49 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:10,320 first thing I told my sales team, because like, I'm running 50 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:14,720 a sales and marketing team now is don't get too high. 51 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:18,600 Don't get too low because somebody will just hang up on 52 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:22,680 you and then you'll drop $20,000 like 10 minutes later. 53 00:03:23,320 --> 00:03:26,520 And you can't ride the fucking roller coaster because because 54 00:03:26,520 --> 00:03:30,680 you'll just die. Like you just got to just like 55 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:34,680 things are going to happen, like where it's bad and things are 56 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:36,600 going to happen where it's really fucking good. 57 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:41,840 Yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah, I not just because 58 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:45,760 of played it, but corner is a great example. 59 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:48,840 I use that for like the teams that I'll manage and I tell them 60 00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:51,840 like, look, man, like when you are like if they played football 61 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:53,880 or knew anything about it, I'm like, dude, you're out there, 62 00:03:53,880 --> 00:03:57,320 you get scorched for like a 60 yard bomb. 63 00:03:57,520 --> 00:04:00,880 There is a field goal, there is a kickoff and you are back the 64 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:03,400 fuck out there covering the same dude that just scorched you. 65 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:06,240 And if you're worried about how he beat you last time, you're 66 00:04:06,240 --> 00:04:08,200 he's going to beat you again. You just got to get the fuck 67 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:10,960 over it. Short term memory on the 68 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:14,840 mistakes that we make, long term memory on the lessons we learn 69 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:17,360 from those mistakes. That's what you want to last is 70 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:20,800 your your perspective or your perception of the situation 71 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:23,680 should grow because of the because of that fuck up or 72 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:26,200 because of that hang up. But at the end of the day, like 73 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:28,520 you can't just focus on that one hang up bro, because then you're 74 00:04:28,520 --> 00:04:31,760 going to get happening. If you do, everyone will hang up 75 00:04:31,760 --> 00:04:32,160 on you. But. 76 00:04:32,160 --> 00:04:36,240 But even even but like the also the point is like, if you torch 77 00:04:36,240 --> 00:04:41,480 somebody, don't don't like just type like you got to like 78 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:43,320 realize like you have to do it again. 79 00:04:45,840 --> 00:04:49,240 That's what I'm saying. No, I hear you man. 80 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:51,760 I hear you. Well, I'm doing good. 81 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:53,320 Thanks for asking. Oh, sorry. 82 00:04:55,080 --> 00:05:00,120 Obviously I have more stuff set up so I have the lights on, but 83 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:01,800 also just kind. Of like, you're talking about 84 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:04,160 your house, right? Yeah, well, in like my office 85 00:05:04,160 --> 00:05:07,080 space, like I have like stuff shit on the walls, my shelf. 86 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:10,000 There's no clothes anywhere. It's been just like a process 87 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,160 actually. I built your boy. 88 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:16,760 I've been going crazy with the landscaping and I built I think 89 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:18,240 I sent you a picture of it. Yeah. 90 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:19,600 No, you did. Well, I know. 91 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:21,040 I just the audience doesn't know. 92 00:05:21,480 --> 00:05:25,000 OK, well so there's this spot on the side of my house where I got 93 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:27,800 this huge mega fence put in, but it's like Dead Space. 94 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:30,640 Nothing grows there. I've had to like dig out and 95 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:34,400 chop out these stumps that were hella deep in the ground like 96 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:38,360 but I levelled it out and I put put in my own stone path like 97 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:41,880 pavers I guess, but I did big grey ones and then it's all 98 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:44,480 white marble that matches the white marble that I did up 99 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:46,920 front. So it looks good like it like 100 00:05:47,160 --> 00:05:48,720 I've done. It it does, I saw the. 101 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:50,680 Picture it does like there's time. 102 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:53,400 I have two French drains that I built and put into it. 103 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:56,120 So on the front of the footpath, in the back of the footpath, I 104 00:05:56,120 --> 00:05:59,880 put in some PVC piping with drainage and then that runs out 105 00:05:59,880 --> 00:06:01,880 to the yard so it won't ever flood. 106 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,680 If it ever gets higher than the rocks, it drains out into the 107 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:06,640 grass. But I mean, it looks like I 108 00:06:06,640 --> 00:06:10,320 fucking paid somebody to do it. And it's wild because I've never 109 00:06:10,320 --> 00:06:12,960 done it before and I'm really fucking winging it. 110 00:06:13,320 --> 00:06:16,280 And but I'm just like determined to do it. 111 00:06:16,280 --> 00:06:18,360 So there's times where I like forget that I did, I walked by. 112 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:19,920 I'm like, that looks really fucking good. 113 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:23,000 Like I send it to that you pictures or other people that 114 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:25,200 you know. I don't really share a lot of 115 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:27,920 the stuff that I'm doing here. I talk about it more on the pod. 116 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:31,480 Barely even text me. Or dude, I'll be grinding. 117 00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:32,440 We both be. Grinding. 118 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:33,040 No, I know. I. 119 00:06:33,320 --> 00:06:37,960 Know but and like I'm on my phone 99% of my day with work 120 00:06:37,960 --> 00:06:42,520 it's very fucking frustrating it's fun it's fun but I sent you 121 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:46,000 but I sent you pictures because I was like hey like if it looked 122 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:48,920 like shit you'd probably tell me and be like hey like this looks 123 00:06:48,920 --> 00:06:51,600 really good right like I didn't fuck this up 'cause that's like. 124 00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:53,080 No, no, no, no. It looked good. 125 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:54,000 It looked good. Yeah. 126 00:06:54,320 --> 00:06:57,960 I thought I got late to you. Like back on like telling you 127 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:59,680 that it looked good. Oh you're fine. 128 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:00,880 I would do. We're both busy. 129 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:03,400 We both like run. Large groups for work. 130 00:07:03,960 --> 00:07:06,160 And like I would say, like, you know, people are always asking 131 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:09,000 me to do stuff for him or need something and it's all urgency 132 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:12,120 for other people that I'm like, but I'm not working. 133 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:13,840 No, no, no, you don't have to apologize. 134 00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:15,480 Just. Crash out, sleep well. 135 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:18,920 You got to guilt me. No, no, no, I just, I'm just 136 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:23,760 letting people know that like even when like it's like him and 137 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:28,120 I are like best friends like it's, it's like your boy might 138 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:30,240 not get a tax back unless it's urgent. 139 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:33,200 Well, obviously, I mean, if there's some shit going down, I. 140 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:35,480 Would Right, right, right. You're on point. 141 00:07:35,480 --> 00:07:37,600 What? I'm doing but like if it's but 142 00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:39,960 if it's just. Random random shit like. 143 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:43,880 You're sending me some random screenshot that's like to the 144 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:47,120 moon and back. I'm like and I'm like balls deep 145 00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:48,400 and a bunch of work stuff. Like that? 146 00:07:48,440 --> 00:07:50,040 No, I know, I know. I. 147 00:07:50,080 --> 00:07:52,120 Know I'm just, you know, I got your back. 148 00:07:52,280 --> 00:07:53,960 I got your back. I got you. 149 00:07:55,520 --> 00:07:59,400 But so that was so that's been super awesome and rewarding. 150 00:07:59,400 --> 00:08:02,320 I'm totally become that old man that like looks at his grass 151 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:04,880 when it's about to rain. I'm like, please let it rain so 152 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:07,720 it could water my yard. Like I've become that person. 153 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:11,600 But I've always been really, I enjoy challenges. 154 00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:14,600 I think I've talked about it fuck for forever on this podcast 155 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:16,960 where it's like, you should be challenging yourself and shit. 156 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:19,440 That's not your day-to-day. That is very difficult. 157 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:22,640 That will test your mental fortitude because most of our 158 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:24,440 lives are comfortability at this point. 159 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:26,920 And that's that's really what this been is. 160 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:29,280 It's just like, dude, I mean, I showed you before and after 161 00:08:29,280 --> 00:08:33,440 pictures and it's like fucking wild, Like it's like it was a 162 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:37,640 like I'm not even a jungle. If we should do a daytime pod 163 00:08:37,640 --> 00:08:40,039 because like my yards, just right out this window is a huge 164 00:08:40,039 --> 00:08:43,080 fucking window, but it's pitch black, but it's just like a big 165 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:45,480 open empty space. I'm going to put stuff back 166 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:48,080 there and do more. But I've started like close to 167 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:51,400 the house and like I'm working my way out, but it's been the 168 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:55,240 transformation. My real estate guy who helped me 169 00:08:55,240 --> 00:08:58,360 get the house is like fucking baffled. 170 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:00,600 He's like, dude, this looks insane. 171 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:05,400 I'm like, I know, right? And I was kind of cool with the 172 00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:08,400 guy that I bought it from. He was like a flipper. 173 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:11,200 And I think if I haven't sent him any pictures, because if I 174 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:15,680 did, I think he'd be pissed. Because because of how good it 175 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:17,440 is. Because it looks good, because 176 00:09:17,440 --> 00:09:19,800 it already appraised more than what I paid for it. 177 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:21,320 Because he never got an appraisal done. 178 00:09:21,320 --> 00:09:22,800 So he just like threw it on the market. 179 00:09:22,840 --> 00:09:24,320 That's what he. Said though though. 180 00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:27,240 No, there was no, no like I had to pay to get one done because 181 00:09:27,240 --> 00:09:30,120 there was not one done. Like it was like. 182 00:09:30,120 --> 00:09:32,440 That's part of the. Like like part like whenever you 183 00:09:32,440 --> 00:09:35,200 had said that, like I just didn't trust him, I was like. 184 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:39,240 No, like, I have that. So I'd have the county come out 185 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:41,600 and they were like, Oh yeah. But we'd already agreed to 186 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:43,760 terms. That was part of the close. 187 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:46,360 So we, they would have to go back and renegotiate. 188 00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:49,480 That's why whenever I wanted to get repairs done on a couple 189 00:09:49,480 --> 00:09:52,440 things, they basically were like, look, we'll do these two 190 00:09:52,440 --> 00:09:55,000 things and then that's it. Because if you wanted, if you 191 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:58,080 want the house and you want more than those two things fixed, 192 00:09:58,080 --> 00:10:01,160 we're going to have to renegotiate the price basically 193 00:10:01,160 --> 00:10:03,960 being like this motherfucker. And I was like, I want a new 194 00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:07,320 water heater, got it. And I want a brand new water 195 00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:10,720 heater. I want them to fix the chimney. 196 00:10:11,160 --> 00:10:13,360 The chimney had some cracks in the mortar, so they redid the 197 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:14,760 inside of that. They did that and they were 198 00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:16,280 like, that's all we're fucking doing. 199 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:20,160 Because I, and now it and then I then I find all the thousands of 200 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:24,160 dollars of stones buried in all this jungle weeds and stuff. 201 00:10:24,160 --> 00:10:27,280 Like I'd be pissed if it was me. I'd be fucking pissed. 202 00:10:28,080 --> 00:10:30,640 But he was cool. He was like some Rastafarian 203 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:34,440 former reggae singer turned house flipper. 204 00:10:34,560 --> 00:10:36,800 And like I follow him on Spotify. 205 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:40,800 He's got songs with millions of plays, so he like showed up and 206 00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:44,080 he was like a white guy, like super rosted the fuck out he 207 00:10:44,080 --> 00:10:44,880 was. Bullshit. 208 00:10:45,320 --> 00:10:48,040 He used to and on his Spotify did he cut them all off? 209 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:52,080 He's like I, he's like, I cut him off doing this job touring. 210 00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:54,640 Let like I'm trying to like transition out of that 'cause I 211 00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:56,720 have kids, family, I'm trying to be more stateside. 212 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:58,840 But he would do like shows in Africa and shit. 213 00:10:58,840 --> 00:11:00,040 Like he was showing me all these pictures. 214 00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:03,600 He was cool as fuck all. Right, so like your boy went to 215 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:06,240 a so you know the band tool. Yeah. 216 00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:09,800 Oh yeah. OK so Maynard from Tool has a 217 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:14,800 side project called Pussifier. Pussifer I should say like 218 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:16,200 Lucifer. But Pussifer. 219 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:20,400 Private Show just released a new album. 220 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:28,040 Got tickets, went and watched it at Exchange LA last night. 221 00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:33,280 Fucking amazing. Crazy shit. 222 00:11:34,520 --> 00:11:41,040 And then I went to dinner, but one of the girls who were at the 223 00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:46,320 dinner is like a birthday. She had dreads. 224 00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:53,240 And then she was like deeply describing like how she gets the 225 00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:56,480 dreads. And I had no idea. 226 00:11:56,920 --> 00:12:01,760 I just thought like you just, it just happens. 227 00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:07,000 Like if you just let it happen. But she was like telling us the 228 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:12,240 process of like how it works, you know, how she has to like 229 00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:14,680 lock them and do all this shit and. 230 00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:16,240 Oh yeah, that's funny. Crazy. 231 00:12:16,480 --> 00:12:21,000 Yeah, I had no fucking clue. I was like, I was so interested. 232 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:25,200 I was like, wait, what? I used to work with this guy. 233 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:31,320 He was a manager when I waited tables at Trudy's Town in Austin 234 00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:35,760 and his name was Mikey. He was cool as fuck, bro. 235 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:40,800 I loved Mikey and he had dreads, like down to his fucking knees, 236 00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:42,240 dude. It was crazy. 237 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:45,200 And they were so long. And when I would go hang out, we 238 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:47,080 would, he lived kind of around the corner for me. 239 00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:49,440 So I'd go over there, chill, we'd like to smoke out whatever, 240 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:51,040 drink some beers and he would like. 241 00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:53,880 Would he wash them? The process of him like washing 242 00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:57,040 them, drying them, it was crazy. He would have to. 243 00:12:57,040 --> 00:12:59,880 He would wash them and wring them out and then he would lay 244 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:02,480 out in the sun and just like spread them out. 245 00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:04,880 It was like these like octopus tendrils. 246 00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:07,320 It was fucking crazy looking because he would have to sit 247 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,720 there until it dried and if he didn't he'd get like mildew and 248 00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:11,840 fungus for growing. Yeah, it's it's fun. 249 00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:13,880 Crazy. It's weird because I thought, 250 00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:18,480 like it was like the whole thing of dreads was like, you just 251 00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:23,080 didn't do shit with your hair and just let it do that because 252 00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:24,360 I'm a white. I'm a white guy. 253 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:26,240 Yeah, yeah. Yeah. 254 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:28,560 Oh, yeah. You know, so that this guy had 255 00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:33,880 some really long dreads used to. And then we, I met because he 256 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:36,200 was fixing something after we'd already bought the house. 257 00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:37,920 So like, that's how we crossed paths. 258 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:40,080 And he ended up being pretty chill because he showed up with 259 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:43,760 his construction team with all these Hispanic guys and I speak 260 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:46,040 pretty damn good Spanish. And they were like, what the 261 00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:48,400 fuck? And he was like, what the fuck? 262 00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:51,120 And I could talk to them just as good if not better than he 263 00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:52,840 could. So when they were talking about 264 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:55,360 where stuff was like they realized I understood them. 265 00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:58,160 It was actually kind of tight. And then he ended up hanging out 266 00:13:58,160 --> 00:14:00,240 just talking to me. No that. 267 00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:04,160 Soft flex. No, it's tight because most 268 00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:07,320 people don't. I mean, I'm in Texas and it's 269 00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:12,320 probably just ignorance and kind of like, I don't know, like 270 00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:16,120 stereotypical like social norms, but like black, black guys 271 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:19,200 speaking Spanish is not commonplace. 272 00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:23,080 Obviously. So the IT catches them off 273 00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:26,160 guard. So there's time for oh, like if 274 00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:30,120 I wanted to talk shit right now like I normally do in front of 275 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:32,720 people because they don't speak Spanish, I can't do that right 276 00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:35,400 now because this motherfucker knows exactly what I'm saying. 277 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:37,680 So it's like one of those, you know what I'm saying? 278 00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:40,400 Like you catch a kid stealing candy and you're not going to 279 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:43,880 tell him, but he's like 00 and you're like, and then you just 280 00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:46,840 kind of let it. I was in HR the other day like 281 00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:49,640 trying to get my bank account information right because your 282 00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:56,040 boy just got on boarded and they spoke like in Armenian like the 283 00:14:56,040 --> 00:15:02,320 CEO in HR in front of me and I was like what the fuck y'all 284 00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:06,160 just say you know? It was like obviously about me. 285 00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:10,120 You got to get those headphones that translate in real time 286 00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:11,360 they. Have those, but it's like, but 287 00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:16,960 it's like you're only speaking in Armenian because you don't 288 00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:19,520 want me to know what I'm what you're saying. 289 00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:22,360 Like, so it's just like, I was like, what the what the fuck is 290 00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:27,400 that? True, Yeah, yeah, it's like 291 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:29,240 pretty obvious I. Know. 292 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:33,720 So there's some to all rattle off like a paragraph in Spanish, 293 00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:38,280 like work related, asking for something or giving directions 294 00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:41,280 and looking for something. It's so specific that if they're 295 00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:43,680 not used to it or they don't know it, like kept they're like 296 00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:46,760 what what Like what the fuck? I could make some pause for a 297 00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:50,480 second and I'm always asking like how to say stuff, but half 298 00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:52,040 of the time it's like stupid shit. 299 00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:54,480 I'm asking how to say something really dumb, but I could say 300 00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:57,640 some pretty wild shit that's like not like out of bounds or 301 00:15:57,640 --> 00:16:01,520 inappropriate, but it's super funny that like they get that 302 00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:04,280 other people wouldn't get so I can be in the inside jokes. 303 00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:05,600 It's great. It's great. 304 00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:08,080 Too bad it failed. Failed Spanish. 305 00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:10,320 You loved it. Miss Denny, you'd be proud. 306 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:15,400 Miss Vendetti, how at your boy? Miss Puezo Fuertes. 307 00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:18,600 Miss Richardson? No. 308 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:20,640 Miss Armstrong. Is that Armstrong? 309 00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:25,520 Yeah, yeah. Stole, stole one of her tests in 310 00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:32,760 Spanish, too, off her desk, got the homie to fill it out, and 311 00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:38,160 then sold the answers for $20 apiece to people so they had the 312 00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:40,200 answers to the test when they took it. 313 00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:43,560 The boy's not going to get Spanish. 314 00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:45,640 I heard about that. Actually. 315 00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:47,880 I'm ever hearing about that through the Grapevine that 316 00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:50,440 allegedly you did. No, not allegedly. 317 00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:52,360 No, I know, but allegedly you did. 318 00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:55,440 There's a couple times where like I thought it was funny that 319 00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:59,680 I was getting called down to be like a character witness for you 320 00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:04,640 on some super shit and I'm like y'all are calling me down like 321 00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:06,560 I'm some credible fucking witness. 322 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:09,040 Like I was just down here like 3 days ago because. 323 00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:11,880 I was out here like stealing. Because we, because we hid 324 00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:16,160 somebody's fucking $200 Iverson's in the ceiling tiles. 325 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,839 Like what are you talking about? And that was September 11th, 326 00:17:18,839 --> 00:17:20,880 2001. This is when I was in the office 327 00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:24,240 for that, which I've told that story before many times. 328 00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:26,440 But people like where were you? I was like, oh, I was in 329 00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:28,800 trouble. Your boy, your boy, your boy was 330 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:29,320 in trouble. But. 331 00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:32,880 Because of me. Not that that was me and Johnny 332 00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:36,120 Nelson we still met Matt Moody's at, but there's times where I 333 00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:37,960 got called down for you. Because I was like, I don't 334 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:40,840 remember that. Or that time we the bell rang 335 00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:43,680 and we all walked out of the. No, no, no, I get that part. 336 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:47,160 Tech, Tech Ed and they had like Ted, Ted, like 12 of us in a 337 00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:49,200 conference room. They were like, bro, guys. 338 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:52,200 We were like, I don't know, We just fucking got up and walked 339 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:54,160 out and then we had to go back like. 340 00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:57,200 Someone someone on this podcast might have started that fire. 341 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,240 Oh well, that was the that was a different fire. 342 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:02,560 This one was whatever. We just walked out of class. 343 00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:05,040 We had Tech Ed and we had some substitute teacher. 344 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:06,200 Oh, that's right, that's right. That's. 345 00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:07,400 Right. And then it was like I was in. 346 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:09,760 Computer arts whenever I walked out on that class. 347 00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:13,520 Everybody left the classroom. Nobody stayed. 348 00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:17,360 And it was not just like, I mean, we had a pretty rowdy 349 00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:19,880 class. We had like P Thorn Seawolf, we 350 00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:22,280 had baleen. We had a wild like that's a. 351 00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:24,720 We're just, we're just name dropping people. 352 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,240 Well, I just, I kept them short. No, I agree. 353 00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:29,600 I agree, but. We had, but we had like a a 354 00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:32,960 plethora of people that you would not want to have like in 355 00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:37,240 the same room together, same bus, same group on a field trip, 356 00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:39,320 like guys and girls. And then there was people who 357 00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:41,800 had who were just the homies. Like our grade was kind of 358 00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:42,840 tight. Everyone was homies. 359 00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:46,160 I agree. The nerds. 20th anniversary 360 00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:48,400 coming up, like it's going to be super fun. 361 00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:50,360 And they weren't even necessarily nerds, but there's 362 00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:52,920 so many people that just got up and walked the fuck out that 363 00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:55,920 when they had us all in the office, like a conference room 364 00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:59,960 office, y'all, they had a whole entire class in the conference 365 00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:02,520 room office being like, what the fuck are y'all doing? 366 00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:06,360 And they wanted to like, RIP my head off you, your usual 367 00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:08,480 suspects. They were like fucking Schultz, 368 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:11,520 fucking Huggins. But then they're like, you know, 369 00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:13,240 random. This is not a name, but like a 370 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:15,800 made-up name like Johnson, what are you doing in here? 371 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:18,400 Like, you know better? What did they get you to do it? 372 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:20,840 They're like, Nah, man, I just like wanted to fucking leave 373 00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:23,040 class. It was the craziest shit we got 374 00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:28,040 in 0. Trouble also also also the tech 375 00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:32,240 Ed teacher had rumors that he had like porn stashed like in a 376 00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:36,960 closet which wasn't true. But he was off, so he was a 377 00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:39,280 substitute teacher. So he got set. 378 00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:42,720 Because it was, it was the bell. It was the bell for like the the 379 00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:45,400 grade below us to get out of class and not our class. 380 00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:47,600 We just acted like it was ours. She was like, oh, that was a 381 00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:50,160 really short class period. We were like, Oh yeah, it's real 382 00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:52,120 quick, like. Right, because they joined our 383 00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:56,800 junior high with like, I mean we ran like they joined the high 384 00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:58,480 school with the junior high is what happened. 385 00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:02,120 So it was like 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th grade. 386 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:05,360 And so like high school was different than 10th and 8th. 387 00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:07,640 Yeah, they Sprint. We sprinted out of that 388 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,400 classroom and then they didn't do shit to us. 389 00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:11,600 They're like just don't ever do this again because they couldn't 390 00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:14,240 send us all to in school suspension. 391 00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:15,840 You know, there's a limit to that. 392 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:18,320 Now you can only put someone into in school suspension. 393 00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:20,840 For like a week. I have no idea what's going on 394 00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:21,920 with schools right now. It's. 395 00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:24,400 All. It's like you just hear like 396 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:28,680 bullshit like, and it's like, is that really happening or, or 397 00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:32,480 people are just stupid? And then I realized like all of 398 00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:36,880 the parents are like our age. And it's like, how are we the 399 00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:41,040 ones acting crazy? You know, I thought it was 400 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:44,120 Boomers. Oh no, they they just put a 401 00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:46,040 limit. No, I know. 402 00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:47,480 I know what you're saying. I'm just. 403 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:49,920 Before they could have like 28 days there. 404 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:54,040 There would be no limit, no fucking limit when we were like. 405 00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:56,840 That was like, fucking dude. It was that was crazy. 406 00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:59,880 It was like your boy got locked up using the hole and your and 407 00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:02,320 you go like lunch and like look in the window and they'd be at 408 00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:05,520 their desk and they'd look up and coach pray there and be like 409 00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:07,520 get out of here. And you're like, oh shit, the 410 00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:11,880 the one black coach and they don't even let you coach the 411 00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:14,200 men's basketball team. But Coach Prather was the shit. 412 00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:16,000 He was a baller. I'm just saying. 413 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,000 No. OK. 414 00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:20,880 OK, good point. He was a Hooper, he could hoop 415 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:23,240 the other basketball coach. They wouldn't have hooped him 416 00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:28,360 hoop for shit I I bet. OK y'all, there'll be questions. 417 00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:30,840 Don't doubt. Shout out Coach Prather. 418 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:33,720 The shoe game was on point too. Dude. 419 00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:35,480 He always had some sick ass JS. Well. 420 00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:38,840 Mr. Goody 2 Shoes is out here for that for sure dude. 421 00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:41,000 He was probably crushing it back in the day. 422 00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:42,480 Like I don't even think about it. 423 00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:45,600 Probably he was crushing it. Slamming. 424 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:49,960 Slamming it at that. I'm telling you, I now that I 425 00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:53,920 think about it, like in the moment, I'm getting more excited 426 00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:56,360 about how hard that dude was crushing it. 427 00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:58,880 Because, you know, he was, there's no doubt. 428 00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:03,600 He was so unassuming and quiet, bro Coach Prather was like 429 00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:05,160 piping everyone. There's no. 430 00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:07,320 Doubt, of course. Well, not in the high school, 431 00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:08,160 not in the high. School. 432 00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:11,480 No, I know, just saying like he. Was just just out there in. 433 00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:14,560 General like he was just out. I'm sure they're like, hey, 434 00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:17,040 coach Prather, he's like hey, he just says in school suspension. 435 00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:19,520 That's why he's in there because he's trying to protect himself 436 00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:22,600 from on the bitches outside. So he's like now y'all look, I'm 437 00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:25,400 going to do I'm going to do in school suspension. 438 00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:28,440 Don't look in the window back up. 439 00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:30,800 I'm going to take him to lunch when nobody else is in the 440 00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:32,920 lunchroom. Just just to say what? 441 00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:35,000 I'm the exact same way. OK. 442 00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:38,960 I hung out with him on 9/11. Like I'll, I'll just say it, 443 00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:44,080 dude, something, something happened with one of my 444 00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:49,560 employees and I just happened to run into her like coming into 445 00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:53,680 the office and it was like inappropriate, like what 446 00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:56,920 happened? And I called the meeting with 447 00:22:56,920 --> 00:23:02,360 her and she ended up quitting. I like walked her to her car 448 00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:06,600 like crazy crazy. She was just like, I just have 449 00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:11,520 too much self respect for my like to deal with this bullshit. 450 00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:15,240 And it was just like I'm in Week 2. 451 00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:20,360 Like, oh, now I'm in week 3. But like, it's like, damn. 452 00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:25,120 Like first day on the job, you feel like, Oh yeah, you felt 453 00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:27,240 like. I was just like, how? 454 00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:31,240 Like, like I just wanted her to be like, now I feel weird at 455 00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:35,280 work, but like I thought and she was like one of the best sales 456 00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:40,400 people on my team and it was just like, fuck, like this 457 00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:43,840 happened to her and then this and then she's leaving. 458 00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:48,560 Damn. Yeah, well, it's the end of the 459 00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:54,000 TQS. There'd be question #1 would you 460 00:23:54,200 --> 00:24:01,560 rather every time you laugh you float 6 inches off the ground, 461 00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:07,600 or every time you cry it rains for 5 minutes? 462 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:13,240 I mean every time you laugh you float 6 inches off the ground. 463 00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:16,720 That'd be tight as fuck. They'd be very self-serving. 464 00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:20,000 But people be like oh shit. So you could like play 465 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:24,160 basketball and jump and then start to laugh and get another 6 466 00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:26,200 inches on your vert. They'd be like every time he's 467 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:30,320 dunking on people he's just laughing and like that would be 468 00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:32,280 cool. But I do feel like every time 469 00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:35,680 you cry, it rains to be more beneficial for like the planet, 470 00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:38,480 but then you just be like super sensitive all the time. 471 00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:41,720 So it'd be like you in like a drought in like a drought. 472 00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:43,760 Like your yard's Great. I see what I'm saying. 473 00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:44,880 Like like what's the range on it? 474 00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:46,600 Because that'd be cool. You could be like, hey, I got to 475 00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:48,400 go. You like, force yourself to cry? 476 00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:50,720 He cries all the time. Yeah, I got to go cry, walk. 477 00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:54,160 Gotta save the city. OK, well, like I see like where 478 00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:58,760 I like, I feel like crying and laughing are not like things 479 00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:04,080 that you can do on command unless you're like it an actor, 480 00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:07,280 you're good. At being manipulative. 481 00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:09,640 OK, an actor. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 482 00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:14,760 Which, you know, your boy might be not not not manipulative, but 483 00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:19,000 like, I mean, I hope one day that I could cry in command and 484 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,360 laugh. I pray for the day I could be 485 00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:23,960 more manipulative and cry in command. 486 00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:29,920 Not manipulative, just like an actor, but I feel like I just 487 00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:36,800 laugh way more than I cry, so I would just go with the cry part 488 00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:40,960 right 'cause I'm laughing all the time. 489 00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:45,560 True, but that'd be tight. They're like, yo, I didn't my 490 00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:47,720 boy have. It reigned for 5 minutes. 491 00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:51,720 My boy Huggie, this this fool can fly dog I've seen. 492 00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:53,600 It that is cool too. You gotta see, like you go 493 00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:56,160 viral, you get there's some like that'd be very self-serving, 494 00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:58,320 being able to laugh and. You go viral. 495 00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:00,760 Yeah, dude, I mean you. Would you? 496 00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:01,960 Definitely. Would you can fly? 497 00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:04,160 I didn't think about that part. I didn't think about that. 498 00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:08,040 This motherfucker can fly. Not fly, not fly, float. 499 00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:11,480 You just might as well fly is closer to flying than anybody 500 00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:13,160 other motherfuckers getting. That's true. 501 00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:15,360 Bitch be floating. And the longer I laugh, the 502 00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:18,400 longer I float, son. Like what it's like I have. 503 00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:23,520 Dreams where I fly but like it's like floating. 504 00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:29,000 So it's like it's like I'm flying but like I don't really 505 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,480 have control over it. It's like a reoccurring dream. 506 00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:35,760 It's weird. I have crazy reoccurring dreams 507 00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:38,800 now that the dreams are reoccurring but the backdrops 508 00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:41,320 are reoccurring. So there's like 1 airport that 509 00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:43,640 I'm always at. If I'm at an airport and I'm 510 00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:46,400 like I got to travel or go do something, there's the same 511 00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:48,760 mall. It's like the weirdest shit. 512 00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:52,080 The weirdest, the craziest is there's times where I dream 513 00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:55,280 about like our hometown. I'll bump into random people, 514 00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:56,920 you know, like stupid weird dreams like that. 515 00:26:57,200 --> 00:27:01,040 But it'll be in neighborhoods that don't exist, but they're 516 00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:02,680 attached to neighborhoods that do. 517 00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:05,480 So it'd be like driving into your neighborhood and we're 518 00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:07,280 like, there's that stop, four way stop. 519 00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:10,720 There'd be like a five way. And so where we're all going is 520 00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:12,080 at your house, but it's not here. 521 00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:14,240 You guys moved off of the street on the five way. 522 00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:16,600 So then it's like, I'm in a neighborhood that I know, but I 523 00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:18,520 don't know, it's fucking weird, man. 524 00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:21,360 And I'll wake up being like, God damn it, like why am I thinking 525 00:27:21,360 --> 00:27:22,840 about this place that doesn't exist? 526 00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:24,720 And then I ended up moving back to the area. 527 00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:28,800 So I'll go figure. I used to have dreams where all 528 00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:32,360 my teeth fell out, but that's. Not that just means you're 529 00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:33,640 insecure. What was that? 530 00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:35,000 What they? Say I don't know what it means, 531 00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:39,200 but you know, like I've I've googled the fuck out of it and 532 00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:42,640 point is I don't have those dreams anymore. 533 00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:45,640 It's. The floating ones I still do. 534 00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:49,840 See, I have dreams where I can fly and I'm aware there's times 535 00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:52,280 where I wait. I'm like aware of the fact that 536 00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:53,720 I'm dreaming, that I have control. 537 00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:57,080 But as that happens, it's almost like letting a balloon go that 538 00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:59,640 it's like, like it's slowly fleeting. 539 00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:02,840 Like by the time I reach that, my, my brain's like, abort, 540 00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:05,200 abort, abort. He's knows too much. 541 00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:07,480 Who knows what the fuck this guy's going to do? 542 00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:08,720 Get out. Pull out. 543 00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:12,240 Yeah, always pull out. And then I wake up. 544 00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:14,320 I'm like. Damn right there. 545 00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:16,360 I was about to inception some shit. 546 00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:27,320 OK. Therapy question #2 Would you 547 00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:35,640 rather your dreams be broadcasted live on YouTube or 548 00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:41,240 your Internet search history printed in the local paper? 549 00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:49,080 I feel like the same thing. I Dreams Dreams live broadcasts 550 00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:52,440 would be fucking crazy dude. I know, but the local paper, who 551 00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:55,240 the fuck reads it that that's kind of like that? 552 00:28:55,480 --> 00:29:00,400 That true, but what your dreams would be would be fucking 553 00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:02,920 insane. Like, I mean, that could be 554 00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:04,240 really bad for you. Really good. 555 00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:05,680 You don't really have that much control. 556 00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:07,960 It's just subconscious. It's like free thinking. 557 00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:12,360 So, so it would be, it would be almost as crazy as that musical 558 00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:15,200 show that you went to. Like it would be fucking tripped 559 00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:16,240 out. That was crazy. 560 00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:19,000 Like in a good ass way. It was just super fun. 561 00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:22,960 But it wouldn't make sense to a lot of people, so it'd be crazy. 562 00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:26,400 And then if you could watch your dream back, that's what would be 563 00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:28,880 wild, is if you could go back and watch much a dream you had 564 00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:31,200 that you struggled to remember and you remember fragments of 565 00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:34,080 it, but not all of it. And it's really like splotty, 566 00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:35,240 you know? And then you sometimes you have 567 00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:38,160 dreams that are very vivid that you'll remember your whole life. 568 00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:40,120 I probably got like 8 or 9 then I could. 569 00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:43,600 Just like your traumatized but. Yeah, in some way, shape or 570 00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:45,960 form, it was traumatizing in a good way, in a bad way, 571 00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:48,280 whatever. But you walked away from it and 572 00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:52,200 made an imprint on you. But if you could watch back one 573 00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:54,360 that would be like the most impactful because you'd just be 574 00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:56,120 like, what? There'd be all these weird clues 575 00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:58,600 and it would be. So it would only make sense to 576 00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:01,200 you. There'd be some stuff that would 577 00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:03,440 be probably weird. It's like, why is there a valley 578 00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:05,120 of butts? There'd be all sorts of weird 579 00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:06,880 shit like that that wouldn't make sense. 580 00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:10,200 Valley of Butts. Just saying that's possible. 581 00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:13,440 It's a dream. Anything's possible, but and 582 00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:14,880 what's that from where there's. Anything is where. 583 00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:16,680 There's like a valley where there's a valley. 584 00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:20,200 Of like Kevin Garnett shit. All all the time go sees Right 585 00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:21,480 now it's go bird. It's go. 586 00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:23,120 Other way Go birds. Right now it's go. 587 00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:27,200 Birds. Obviously that, but yeah, I'd do 588 00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:32,400 dreams for sure. I'd want to do dreams it. 589 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:36,080 Mine would be like memes on this, memes on that, meme news, 590 00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:38,600 breaking news, BBC News articles. 591 00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:40,440 It'd be like the most random shit. 592 00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:43,680 How? Build your own stone patch. 593 00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:47,160 Is like just not that bad like so I could give a fuck. 594 00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:50,120 I thought it's bad, it's just not important. 595 00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:52,720 I don't want to do something cool man and be like, look, hey 596 00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:55,160 everybody, do you want to see a recorded dream? 597 00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:58,760 So there'd be did talk about that for forever to be studying. 598 00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:02,000 Yeah. Yeah, like this, this like. 599 00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:03,640 I like the take. I like did. 600 00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:05,880 You see the video? That black guy's dream on a 601 00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:08,680 Wednesday night? Bro, that shit changed my life. 602 00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:11,920 I identify with that motherfucker hard. 603 00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:13,920 And they're somebody else like. That go viral again that. 604 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,680 'D be the most horrifying thing I've ever seen in my life. 605 00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:19,840 Like the reactions, they'd be like an inkblot test for people. 606 00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:22,440 OK, see This is why I put these questions in. 607 00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:25,720 It's because like, I don't know what your take is going to be. 608 00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:27,440 And I'll. But yeah, OK, that's fair. 609 00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:34,960 Yeah, there's precaution #3 would you rather everyone you 610 00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:42,960 meet immediately know your most recent purchase or your last 611 00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:48,280 text message? Either worse fine. 612 00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:51,240 I really wouldn't care if it'd be like you spend too much money 613 00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:54,400 on ghost energy drinks. I've like heard on God, but 614 00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:56,200 everybody got to have a. No on pod. 615 00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:58,440 On POD. Everybody got to have a vice. 616 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:02,680 On on on Ezekiel. On on Casper, 'cause we on that 617 00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:04,440 ghost, bro, that's how we doing that. 618 00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:06,960 We on that we on that booshit. You know what I'm talking about 619 00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:13,720 on that spooky spooky ooky Watch out, watch your back puffing on 620 00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:16,400 that Ichabod pack do. You I would definitely have to 621 00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:19,120 save my last purchase 'cause I don't buy anything crazy. 622 00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:22,800 Yeah, but but with my last text message it would be totally 623 00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:26,000 worth. It could be crazy for me, like I 624 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:29,920 think come on, like like not usually, but like it could see. 625 00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:33,960 If mine would be something about work where you'd be like, oh, 626 00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:36,400 that person's in trouble, like that'd be about it. 627 00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:40,440 It'd be I'd feel bad for the person that text is about 628 00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:43,720 because. I'm usually like screenshotting 629 00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:46,640 my text messages and like sending them to either like you 630 00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:50,360 or like the group. Like like I've been sending them 631 00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:53,840 to like the fantasy football group text, which is like 16 632 00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:57,160 people. And, and this like it's just 633 00:32:57,160 --> 00:33:01,520 like, because somebody made like a gay joke like about me, like, 634 00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:07,440 which is hilarious. But so I had to like prove 635 00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:11,840 myself like that. I and and then I just kept going 636 00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:16,000 with it And and then it's just like so I don't really give a 637 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:19,920 shit about sending text messages, but I get what you're 638 00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:22,880 saying. Last purchase of either way, 639 00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:26,400 it'd be very impactful, just like I said and like I normally 640 00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:30,320 on diesel, I want to do the one that's is the most impactful, 641 00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:32,240 makes the most impact leave the biggest crater. 642 00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:35,040 It's like, see my dreams? That'd be fucking crazy for 643 00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:36,520 everyone, see. My dreams. 644 00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:39,760 For everybody involved. That might be the title of the 645 00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:43,600 of the audio. That'd be fucking crazy and who 646 00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:44,960 knows what it'll be. I have no control. 647 00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:46,200 It'd just be like, roll the dice. 648 00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:48,400 What was the dream last night? That'd be crazy. 649 00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:53,080 And then, yeah, for sure. I just, yeah. 650 00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:56,480 Where did you pick? I'll show you both text. 651 00:33:56,800 --> 00:34:01,920 I like it, I like it. OK, final therapy question. 652 00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:12,440 Question #4 would you rather only be able to run backwards or 653 00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:21,040 walk on tip toes forever? And now I talked to a person who 654 00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:31,440 is a champion track athlete just like Joseph is, and she I'm. 655 00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:32,880 Not a champion. Track well. 656 00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:36,560 Did you guys not win? And not not. 657 00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:39,480 I thought you guys been there like. 658 00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:41,400 State or in there, but I want some ribbons and shit. 659 00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:41,840 For sure. OK. 660 00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:43,400 Well, OK. Well, that's OK, OK. 661 00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:46,040 Competitive runner back in the day. 662 00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:47,280 There we go. How about that? 663 00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:50,760 So was I, but like, I sucked. Like you guys were actually 664 00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:52,360 putting up. No, I was like, so I was like 665 00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:53,120 fat. I was like, what? 666 00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:58,480 The longer the race to, the faster like. 200 I was faster, I 667 00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:01,840 ran competitively it it just didn't work out for me. 668 00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:08,280 But it but like no like like I. Remember you running having like 669 00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:14,000 like 9 bracelets on or some shit and they made you take them off? 670 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:17,440 Yeah I remember that shit stuff. Yeah you can't. 671 00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:19,000 Like the guy was like what the fuck are you? 672 00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:21,560 Like I'm fast, but I'm not fast like you. 673 00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:23,560 Like like. But anyway, it doesn't even 674 00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:25,800 matter. Puka's on, puka shells on. 675 00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:29,320 Yeah, for sure. Like why is this kid wearing all 676 00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:31,480 this jewelry? Because I'm stupid. 677 00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:33,360 They're like, I don't know, they asked me to get on the bus this 678 00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:35,720 week, so I guess I'm running like that's kind of. 679 00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:39,040 Somebody backed the fuck up. All the fast kids are playing 680 00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:42,040 baseball this week so they couldn't fucking make it so. 681 00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:45,560 But I won my. Heats I won. 682 00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:46,680 My heats last. Week. 683 00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:50,920 OK, well what this person said was that either way, you're 684 00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:53,960 getting shin splints. True. 685 00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:55,520 Yeah, you're definitely getting chimps. 686 00:35:56,040 --> 00:36:00,000 Running backwards is fun and I think people can actually, if 687 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:03,120 you know how to do it correctly, you can run backwards pretty 688 00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:05,400 fucking fast. And when you're doing it fast, 689 00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:08,000 it looks weird. Everybody tries to like do short 690 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:11,240 steps, but you actually have to like lean forward and like kick 691 00:36:11,240 --> 00:36:13,360 your legs backward. It looks fucking goofy. 692 00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:17,000 But for sure I'd probably do tip toes. 693 00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:19,560 No. Oh, like, are we talking like 694 00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:23,200 tippy, tippy toes? Every time you walk, which is 695 00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:26,400 wherever the fuck I need to go. Can I walk on the ball? 696 00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:28,120 Like basically the balls on my feet? 697 00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:31,640 You'd have some huge calves. I know, but you have to think 698 00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:39,160 about like how often as a man in like that's 38 or whatever, you 699 00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:43,040 know, how often do you have to run, you know? 700 00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:46,680 Like when it's not by choice. Right. 701 00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:48,760 Well, I don't. I would never run. 702 00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:52,160 Well, no, I I take that back. Someone's like, hey 703 00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:54,280 motherfucker, I'm gonna rob you and you're like, oh, I could 704 00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:56,280 outrun this fat fuck. You're going to run. 705 00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:58,960 But you have to go backwards. Yeah. 706 00:36:59,720 --> 00:37:06,680 It's or you're always walking on tip toes and you always have to 707 00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:09,440 walk. That's that's the that's what. 708 00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:10,680 Yeah, if that makes sense. I can. 709 00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:14,800 See that? Yeah, it's like, I get what 710 00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:16,880 you're saying, but. If you had to do both, if you 711 00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:20,280 walked forward it had to be a new tip toes and if you ran 712 00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:24,640 backwards, if you went backwards it was only running and yeah, 713 00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:27,680 you could only go backwards. That would be tough. 714 00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:30,640 That would be almost worse. Is the only time you could go 715 00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:33,000 backwards. Yeah, the only time you could 716 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:36,280 run is go backwards, no. No, no, OK, that that would 717 00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:37,960 suck. But I'm saying if you're moving 718 00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:40,680 backwards at all, it has to be in a runner's face. 719 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,400 Like you would just like, run people the fuck over. 720 00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:45,120 You couldn't like be like up, excuse me? 721 00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:48,640 Like you would just like boom. You'd just be taking people the 722 00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:50,800 fuck out, dude. Like a step would be so 723 00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:53,880 powerful. That'd be insane. 724 00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:58,760 One time I was in college and like B was like about to attack 725 00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:03,160 me and I had like my backpack on like full of like 5 like 726 00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:09,600 textbooks and I just like jumped out like backwards hit like a 727 00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:13,360 tiny little girl who was like probably like 18 knocked her 728 00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:16,440 like on the ground because I was scared of a fucking bee. 729 00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:19,040 It was like the most disappointing like shit that 730 00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:22,480 ever happened to me. I was just so upset because like 731 00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:25,160 she like fell on the ground because I like knocked her back 732 00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:26,960 because I was scared of a fucking bee. 733 00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:30,320 And I was just like, Oh my God, I can help you. 734 00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:34,240 There was a time I was waiting tables at Trudy's, second 735 00:38:34,240 --> 00:38:37,760 Trudy's story. And man, if you're there's, if 736 00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:40,800 you were at a restaurant, like keep your fucking kids seated. 737 00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:44,320 There are these kids running the fuck around like crazy, just 738 00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:46,600 running around and I'm running food. 739 00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:48,520 I'm carrying a big ass tray of food. 740 00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:50,640 And at this restaurant I used to work at, and this was like a 741 00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:53,320 long ass time ago, there were these booths and they were 742 00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:56,360 pretty high and it was like there's a 2 rows of them and 743 00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:58,440 they ran parallel with little aisles. 744 00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:01,360 I'm coming up the stairs. There's these little like 3 step 745 00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:02,800 thing. I come around the corner on this 746 00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:05,040 food. This kid is sprinting full 747 00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:08,280 speed. Dude, if I I'd be lying if I 748 00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:12,240 didn't say I just like ended up drop me in this kid like right 749 00:39:12,240 --> 00:39:14,920 in the chest because he comes around the corner full speed and 750 00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:17,160 I'm coming upstairs. I take a step and I turn and 751 00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:21,600 when I turn with my step my knee just hits this kid like boom and 752 00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:24,160 he just goes flying backwards matrix style. 753 00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:26,960 Just gets the wind knocked out of him and I feel terrible. 754 00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:31,600 Almost drop a burrito on this kid and thank God the mom was 755 00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:34,200 like, dude, I told you to sit down because I was like, I 756 00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:35,680 wanted to be like, get your kid bro. 757 00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:38,040 Whose man's is this? Like come get this. 758 00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:39,680 Come get your boy. Come. 759 00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:42,200 Get your boy. You need to come get your boy 760 00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:44,440 because your boy is pushing it right now. 761 00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:49,800 And like he just got steamrolled by a Lenny Kravitz impersonator 762 00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:54,040 and like he is fucked up. And his kid was just like, but 763 00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:55,800 he couldn't. He was like he got the wind 764 00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:57,360 knocked out of him so he couldn't cry. 765 00:39:57,360 --> 00:39:59,880 And it didn't even hurt. Like it was one of those hits 766 00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:01,800 that was so smooth or it was just like. 767 00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:04,240 But being. Knocked out of him. 768 00:40:04,240 --> 00:40:05,480 It's tough. It's. 769 00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:08,240 Tough, but I mean like, it's not like he got like whiplashed. 770 00:40:08,240 --> 00:40:09,800 Or anything or. Yeah, yeah, it wasn't. 771 00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:12,680 It was just like he just got hit, like right in the sternum, 772 00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:14,240 got knocked. Back 'cause your boy got your 773 00:40:14,240 --> 00:40:17,080 boy got his rib broken recently now and I got the wind knocked 774 00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:21,520 out of me at the same time and it was the the last time that I 775 00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:24,000 got the wind knocked out of me was when I got my rib broken 776 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,880 playing basketball. I played three more fucking 777 00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:28,640 games and then went to the hospital. 778 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:33,600 But getting the wind knocked out of you is it's just tough. 779 00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:35,320 It's. Like, and if you haven't had 780 00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:39,560 none of most of us haven't had that happen in an extremely long 781 00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:41,160 time. So when it does, you're like, 782 00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:46,280 it's like fucking hurts. I know, but like, but, but I 783 00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:48,920 don't know about you, but like, I definitely have had that 784 00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:52,360 happen, like a lot like playing hockey and football. 785 00:40:52,720 --> 00:40:55,960 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And so it's like, it's like I 786 00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:58,240 knew how, like I knew. It's kind of like a panic 787 00:40:58,240 --> 00:40:59,920 attack. It's like where you feel like 788 00:40:59,920 --> 00:41:04,160 you're going to die and it's like if you've, if it's your 789 00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:07,080 first one, like it's scary as hell. 790 00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:12,360 But like if you know what's happening, it's like, OK, you're 791 00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:15,240 not going to die. You just got to get to do this 792 00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:19,080 for like a minute and you're going to be OK. 793 00:41:19,720 --> 00:41:21,360 Yeah. That that's all like getting the 794 00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:25,120 one knocked out of you as it's like this is scary. 795 00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:28,160 What? What's wild too, is, if I 796 00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:32,120 remember correctly, getting kicked in the nuts hurts more 797 00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:35,760 than getting the wind knocked out of you one. 100% hurts more 798 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,960 but maybe. We've been hitting the nuts so 799 00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:40,520 many times. You get past the getting the 800 00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:42,320 wind knocked out of you stage. I don't know when that 801 00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:44,720 transition happens, but that doesn't happen as much. 802 00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:48,080 You're going to get like tapped in the nuts by like a doorknob 803 00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:50,760 when you bump into it weird. You're going to someone's going 804 00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:52,920 to throw you their car keys and just go and you're like, oh, 805 00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:54,160 motherfucker. And you're like. 806 00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:57,240 Feel like in a sexual like situation? 807 00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:00,160 Like you used to like want to vomit whenever that you're like 808 00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:02,960 oh man that really fucking hurt as we're getting the wind out of 809 00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:04,160 you. Wind knocked out of you sucks 810 00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:05,000 when you catch your. Breath. 811 00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:08,040 See, that would have been a better therapy question. 812 00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:09,920 Would you rather get the wind knocked out of you or kicked in 813 00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:11,720 the nuts? Yes, it's weird. 814 00:42:11,720 --> 00:42:14,000 Is just some people who are like, oh, kicked in the nuts. 815 00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:20,480 Bro for sure. I mean like I. 816 00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:23,200 Can talk about this in therapy. You're like, whoa, dude. 817 00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:26,760 I I had to like, we haven't really talked about it, but like 818 00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:32,960 I had like the Chinese like like 21 year old sex trafficked 819 00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:34,520 person. I remember. 820 00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:35,240 You. Yeah. 821 00:42:35,240 --> 00:42:38,240 No, I you and I talked about it. Yeah, those are times when I 822 00:42:38,240 --> 00:42:41,640 answer the phone. Yes, exactly ask. 823 00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:44,280 Me to kick you in and that's it I'm like are you fucking kidding 824 00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:46,560 me? You need to leave like I'm 825 00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:50,960 trying to get you an Uber like to to save your life, like and 826 00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:53,800 you're just going to ask me to kick me and then that's get the 827 00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:56,080 fuck out of my face. Straight to the point, that's 828 00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:58,040 what she likes. That's crazy. 829 00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:03,560 Yeah, that is pretty wild. No, But also I would tell people 830 00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:05,560 whenever they'd ask, they're like, oh, you watch football, 831 00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:09,720 I'll tell them some of those big hits that you see that are like, 832 00:43:09,720 --> 00:43:13,880 clean, those hurt the least. And I always tell people too, it 833 00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:17,440 hurts more to tackle somebody than it does to get tackled. 834 00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:20,400 It hurts more to try to stop somebody going another 835 00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:21,040 direction. And. 836 00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:23,320 Make totally, totally like what you were saying what you're 837 00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:27,160 saying like on like the kick return, like I used to be on the 838 00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:32,480 kick return, like yeah, not the yeah, the kick return team. 839 00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:38,320 And then I remember our board bow, just who was a beast who 840 00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:42,440 like played like college football over in San Diego. 841 00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:46,240 I just remember him just like just going ham. 842 00:43:46,240 --> 00:43:51,200 And I went to go block him and it was just like, dude hit me so 843 00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:52,640 hard. Like I was like. 844 00:43:53,240 --> 00:43:55,600 Because he was all he was a gunner, so he was like going 845 00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:57,440 down to make a tackle. Oh yeah, See, I was always a 846 00:43:57,440 --> 00:43:59,960 gunner. So I just got to run as fast as 847 00:43:59,960 --> 00:44:02,360 I could and try to like take someone out. 848 00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:03,760 Yeah. Like if you're if you're 849 00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:07,800 blocking on it, that shit sucks. But it but like it hurts more 850 00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:10,960 when you did get blocked. Yeah, that shit hurt. 851 00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:18,520 Like it hurts more to tackle than it does to make the tackle, 852 00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:21,720 than it does to be the tackle. Because I get to adjust, I get 853 00:44:21,720 --> 00:44:23,320 to make moves. I get to try to avoid. 854 00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:26,480 You embrace as we're like, I'm aiming for a spot, I'm going to 855 00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:28,560 hit it, this person's going to react. 856 00:44:28,720 --> 00:44:32,080 We'll see what happens. Yeah, that shit hurts. 857 00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:35,040 And, and we're talking about Texas football, so it's like we 858 00:44:35,240 --> 00:44:38,040 like we went hard. But like, so I mean, you can get 859 00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:42,000 the wear and tear on being tackled can add up, but that's 860 00:44:42,240 --> 00:44:44,280 apples and oranges. It can't on the other side. 861 00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:46,960 But that shit hurts. Like you like a lot of people, 862 00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:51,200 like you get your bell rung, you get concussions making tackles. 863 00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:55,000 Like I think it's some of my worst. 100% I got concussed 864 00:44:55,280 --> 00:45:02,040 making a tackle with the boy. Cameron woke up just on like on 865 00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:08,440 on the field after after it man, they just went back and played 866 00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:12,560 like no idea, no idea what happened like came to nobody 867 00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:14,800 cared. Like came to like 30 minutes 868 00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:17,600 later I had one. Not 30 minutes later, like I 869 00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:19,760 have no idea like how much later to be honest. 870 00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:21,800 Like but like. I would assume like a minute. 871 00:45:22,240 --> 00:45:26,440 I had one of those in 8th grade. I got my bell rung and then woke 872 00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:30,280 up. I remember looking, no, it was, 873 00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:32,760 it was wild. I remember I forgot my football 874 00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:34,760 pants so I had to borrow someone else's. 875 00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:38,240 And then like, I remember coming to in the back of the easy go 876 00:45:38,240 --> 00:45:42,720 with Doc Hanson being like, and I'm like, what am I doing over 877 00:45:42,720 --> 00:45:44,360 here? And then I remember being like, 878 00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:46,400 who's fucking football pants are these? 879 00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:48,200 These aren't mine. Like I'd forgotten that I'd 880 00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:50,800 borrowed somebody. Like that's how hard I got my 881 00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:52,120 bell rung. It was like what the fuck? 882 00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:54,080 Basically what we're trying to tell y'all is that your boys 883 00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:57,240 have CTE coming. No, I'm just glad we didn't go 884 00:45:57,240 --> 00:45:58,960 any much further because we might have that's. 885 00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:02,840 Not possible, I know. OK, we're going on to the 886 00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:04,920 topics. We are going to take a break. 887 00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:07,040 I do not want an eye roll from Joseph. 888 00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:12,240 There we go. That was like a flutter but on 889 00:46:12,240 --> 00:46:15,960 the audio. The audio will be right. 890 00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:17,200 The fuck? Back, what can I say? 891 00:46:17,240 --> 00:46:18,840 You're you're on a heater right now. 892 00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:21,000 I am on a. Heater making a warm warmer in 893 00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:23,000 Texas if it's if that's possible. 894 00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:25,200 You know, I'm Chef Curry in the kitchen right now. 895 00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:29,760 Oh my. And now we're back with the 896 00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:35,080 topics. All right, get into it. 897 00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:39,240 I'm just fucking with you. I was like like you. 898 00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:44,360 What the fuck bro? So this happened recently. 899 00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:49,760 Obviously this is just another Epstein files distraction, but 900 00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:54,800 Donald Trump's released has seized control of the DC Police 901 00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:57,560 Department and has deployed the National Guard. 902 00:46:57,560 --> 00:47:02,240 He is. So this is from the AP and it's 903 00:47:02,240 --> 00:47:04,720 Trump's domestic troop deployment test the limits of a 904 00:47:04,720 --> 00:47:10,080 nearly 150 year old law. As President Donald Trump pushes 905 00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:13,720 the bounds of military activity on domestic soil, a debate 906 00:47:13,720 --> 00:47:16,880 emerged over 150 year old law that regulates when federal 907 00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:19,120 troops can intervene in state issues. 908 00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:23,520 About 800 National Guard troops filed into DC on Tuesday after 909 00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:29,000 President Trump said without substantiation that there that 910 00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:33,440 they that they, that they were needed, sorry, this looked 911 00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:36,720 weird, that they were needed to reduce crime in the lawless 912 00:47:37,520 --> 00:47:39,760 national capital thousands of miles away. 913 00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:42,360 A judge in California is hearing arguments over whether the 914 00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:46,320 president's recent decisions to federalize Guard personnel in 915 00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:50,560 Los Angeles during protests was against immigration raids 916 00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:54,240 violated federal law. What's wild too about this is DC 917 00:47:54,240 --> 00:47:58,800 has right now having as the lowest crime they've had in like 918 00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:02,080 exactly like 3536 years ago. It makes. 919 00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:06,080 No like it. Other than fascism, it makes no 920 00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:08,360 sense. Yeah, he has also created 921 00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:12,200 militarized zones along the US Mexico border as part of a major 922 00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:15,600 shift that has thrust the army into the immigration enforcement 923 00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:18,200 like never before. Now, this is something that 924 00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:22,200 we've discussed before, and I've said if you really give a shit 925 00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:25,240 about immigration and people crossing illegally, then you 926 00:48:25,240 --> 00:48:26,680 just need to militarize the border. 927 00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:28,840 Otherwise you're full of shit. Like, unless you're going to. 928 00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:32,640 I'm not saying that you have tanks there to shoot people, but 929 00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:36,160 if you really wanted to use the technology we have on our hands 930 00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:41,600 that like drops a Cortana wielding missile from the sky 931 00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:45,720 and chops people up about hitting somebody 2 inches 932 00:48:45,720 --> 00:48:48,320 sitting next to them. Like you could use that same 933 00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:51,360 stuff to patrol the border and actually catch coyotes bringing 934 00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:52,800 in people through. The well what about just 935 00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:56,160 arresting the fucking owners of the businesses? 936 00:48:56,400 --> 00:49:01,760 Like I got into an argument with somebody recently who employ 937 00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:04,320 them. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 938 00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:06,480 It's like, because they don't want to. 939 00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:09,560 That's the fucking thing. Yeah, I mean, if the the the 940 00:49:09,560 --> 00:49:12,040 ripple effect, I mean we're already seeing some of it, but 941 00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:14,640 if they're. Why are we arresting the like if 942 00:49:14,720 --> 00:49:17,600 the jobs don't exist? Right? 943 00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:27,480 If if if the employer is getting arrested for employing illegal 944 00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:32,680 immigrants then it will stop. The fact is they don't want it 945 00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:36,160 to to actually stop. This is like a power move. 946 00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:40,440 Oh it's always the border and open borders and all that stuff 947 00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:43,080 has been an issue since the 80s. This is like the same debate 948 00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:46,920 we've been having in circles for damn near 40. 50 It just bothers 949 00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:48,440 me. It's like it's like there's 950 00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:52,280 people here who like contribute to this country who just want to 951 00:49:52,280 --> 00:50:00,240 like live and we're and then just recently were acting like, 952 00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:03,160 oh fuck these people, they have to go. 953 00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:11,000 And it's like, OK, I get if you're in an illegal immigrant, 954 00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:16,400 if that's the term we're going to use, they you shouldn't be in 955 00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:19,440 the country, right, OK, fine, good. 956 00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:28,560 The fact is that there's jobs and houses and everything 957 00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:32,360 available. These people pay into Medicare 958 00:50:32,360 --> 00:50:35,400 and Social Security, never going to collect it. 959 00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:37,240 They don't have a Social Security card. 960 00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:43,040 So what are we doing? Like if we want to stop this, 961 00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:49,920 arrest the fucking white owner who employs them. 962 00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:51,560 Like that's it. Yeah. 963 00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:54,000 But that's, I mean, that's also not the answer because then if 964 00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:56,320 you did that and those jobs went away, you'd still lose that 965 00:50:56,320 --> 00:50:56,880 revenue. So. 966 00:50:56,960 --> 00:50:58,600 But I see what you're saying. No, no, no. 967 00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:00,400 I understand. Like if you want to end the 968 00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:02,200 problem and like, that's how you, yeah. 969 00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:04,680 That's like saying like, are we going to keep arresting the same 970 00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:08,160 crack dealer on the street? Whatever I know he's getting, 971 00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:11,040 he's dealing drugs for the dude in the mansion down the way. 972 00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:13,320 Why don't I just arrest the guy in the mansion and then the. 973 00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:14,720 Cracker No, I'm saying the different. 974 00:51:14,720 --> 00:51:18,280 I'm saying I'm saying arrest. The no crack dealer, well, 975 00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:21,880 obviously, but I'm saying is it's like it's repeat, repeat, 976 00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:24,800 repeat, but it's but it's on purpose. 977 00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:28,320 But the crack dealer is selling some drugs for somebody else. 978 00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:31,640 So why wouldn't you just go for the the guy who's just actually 979 00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:33,080 distributing the drugs? It's like. 980 00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:34,320 That's what I'm saying, yeah. Yeah. 981 00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:36,400 So. I I get what you're saying, but 982 00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:39,280 I mean that's still the ripple effects of that would be huge. 983 00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:40,840 Yeah, well, guess what? So that's. 984 00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:43,640 So how about let's just not do it in general? 985 00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:47,160 But I've said that if you want to actually stop the shit at the 986 00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:50,200 border and take it serious, and that's what you were wanting to 987 00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:52,920 do is to. But why? 988 00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:55,240 But why? If you want, well, I've always 989 00:51:55,240 --> 00:51:57,000 said you should just, I mean, we're getting a little off 990 00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:59,640 topic, but you should all, you should just streamline it and 991 00:51:59,640 --> 00:52:02,000 make it easier for people to come here if they want to be 992 00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:07,840 here and coming here illegally shouldn't be the basically the 993 00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:09,960 only viable option for people to come here. 994 00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:11,680 That's what so that's what I'm saying. 995 00:52:12,520 --> 00:52:15,360 So if you make it to where it's militarized and they can't, and 996 00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:18,160 then you streamline it so that they can come in here legally 997 00:52:18,160 --> 00:52:21,400 and you expedite the process. So does it take like 7 to 8 998 00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:25,400 years to process? And then that would then OK, but 999 00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:28,080 like, I'm like, but you can't you, you can't just be like, oh, 1000 00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:30,120 we're not going to do anything. They're they're crossing through 1001 00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:33,080 the mountains and we've got drones that could see a fucking 1002 00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:35,680 freckle on the back of so you. Are you kidding me though? 1003 00:52:35,840 --> 00:52:38,760 Are you kidding me? Like you're trying to drop 1004 00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:42,120 drones on people coming. No, not bombs, just to surveil. 1005 00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:44,200 You could track people in the mountains. 1006 00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:47,440 Like like I'm saying like the people that are crossing 1007 00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:49,800 illegally. There's coyotes transporting 1008 00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:53,280 people here, making them go on these long death walks through 1009 00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:55,880 the desert and shit. Like you could find those people 1010 00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:58,560 and easily track them the entire time if they wanted to. 1011 00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:00,680 That the that's. But they don't want to. 1012 00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:02,960 Exactly. But so that's where. 1013 00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:04,840 That's why this whole thing is so stupid. 1014 00:53:06,720 --> 00:53:10,120 That's dumb, but he did do that. The cases, both in California 1015 00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:15,040 and Washington, mainly hinge on the Posse Comiteus Act. 1016 00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:18,800 I'm going to say that Komitatus Act Komitatus Act, which passed 1017 00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:23,600 in 1878 and largely prevents the military from enforcing domestic 1018 00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:25,600 laws. Experts say that in both cases, 1019 00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:28,560 there are clear limitations to the law enforcement. 1020 00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:30,920 Here's what to know about the law. 1021 00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:35,040 And the reason, the reason why it's 1878 is it's right after 1022 00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:37,960 the Civil War. And that's like, so Abraham 1023 00:53:37,960 --> 00:53:43,520 Lincoln like is the first person who enacted the income tax and 1024 00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:47,520 it was to pay for the Civil War. And then that's when we had like 1025 00:53:47,520 --> 00:53:50,440 a full military like for the United States. 1026 00:53:52,240 --> 00:53:56,000 There is an exception. I'm sorry that it is a criminal 1027 00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:58,880 statute that prevents the military from enforcing domestic 1028 00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:01,640 law, which also prevents the military from investigating 1029 00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:04,840 local current crimes, overriding local law enforcement, or 1030 00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:08,200 compelling certain behaviors. It can be bypassed by a 1031 00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:12,040 congressional vote or in order to defend the Constitution. 1032 00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:17,240 The insurrection of 18 O 7 can also trigger the suspension of 1033 00:54:17,240 --> 00:54:20,560 the ACT and allows the president to deploy military domestically 1034 00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:22,840 in cases of invasion or rebellion. 1035 00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:26,520 There's an exception for the US Coast Guard, which has some law 1036 00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:29,520 enforcement responsibility. That's like hardcore Coast Guard 1037 00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:32,440 dudes are hardcore just like a game wardens in Texas. 1038 00:54:32,720 --> 00:54:34,920 They can just like walk onto your property and be like, what 1039 00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:37,040 are you doing? Like game wardens are crazy. 1040 00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:39,640 Look like there if you one of those guys walk up on you, 1041 00:54:39,640 --> 00:54:43,440 that's worse than what is a. Game warden like like for like 1042 00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:46,120 wildlife. Yeah, like wildlife hunting, 1043 00:54:46,120 --> 00:54:48,720 fishing. So they so they could be like, I 1044 00:54:48,720 --> 00:54:51,240 think you've been fishing and you fished over your limit. 1045 00:54:51,240 --> 00:54:54,000 I'm going to search your car. And that's all they need like 1046 00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:54,640 that. That's it. 1047 00:54:54,640 --> 00:54:58,440 They can't really do shit. Private property kind of exists 1048 00:54:58,440 --> 00:55:02,360 'cause it's like he's there to protect the land and the animals 1049 00:55:02,360 --> 00:55:05,120 in the land and make sure you're not like destroying the planet. 1050 00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:07,560 But it's a cop game. Wardens are scary as fuck. 1051 00:55:07,720 --> 00:55:10,680 I just heard somebody, I'm not even kidding, just heard 1052 00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:17,600 somebody say that they dress up like a game warden when they 1053 00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:20,840 fish. And then just like if the game 1054 00:55:20,840 --> 00:55:24,920 warden shows up, they're like, yeah, dude, I'm here like 1055 00:55:24,920 --> 00:55:28,040 investigating. But they're actually like. 1056 00:55:28,560 --> 00:55:31,840 That's crazy 'cause that's. I swear to God I heard. 1057 00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:35,200 That's like impersonating a federal officer 'cause they're 1058 00:55:35,200 --> 00:55:37,040 sue as like, they can arrest you. 1059 00:55:37,240 --> 00:55:39,240 You're like, you're like, they're like BMX. 1060 00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:44,040 They can basically search you, search you with no cause because 1061 00:55:44,040 --> 00:55:46,320 they can just create cause like they're crazy. 1062 00:55:46,320 --> 00:55:49,000 Like they can do some super wild shit. 1063 00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:51,960 So if you ever in the woods smoking weed and you get rolled 1064 00:55:51,960 --> 00:55:54,840 up on by a game warden, like you're fucked. 1065 00:55:54,840 --> 00:55:56,800 It's not like, oh, I hope this cop's cool. 1066 00:55:57,040 --> 00:56:00,120 Game wardens are not cool. Like they're grumpy asshole 1067 00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:03,480 white dudes who drive around in these tricked out trucks by 1068 00:56:03,480 --> 00:56:04,840 themselves. They don't roll around with 1069 00:56:04,840 --> 00:56:09,120 partners any like old white dude in his mid 40s to late 50s 1070 00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:11,960 that's just allowed to walk around the woods by himself with 1071 00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:15,680 a gun and enforce law. US is like a dangerous person 1072 00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:19,000 even if and like even if he's on the side for good. 1073 00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:22,120 Like yeah, get out there. It's 1,000,000 acres. 1074 00:56:22,160 --> 00:56:24,280 No, I know. And then like, you know, ice is 1075 00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:26,760 just like on that level right now. 1076 00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:29,360 So it's just. Yeah, ice, ice out here acting 1077 00:56:29,360 --> 00:56:30,800 like they're game wardens and they're not. 1078 00:56:32,560 --> 00:56:36,600 The law was enacted after the Resurrection era, and the law 1079 00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:40,240 was enacted in 1978, post Civil War, during the Reconstruction. 1080 00:56:40,240 --> 00:56:41,800 So it was after the Reconstruction Era. 1081 00:56:42,040 --> 00:56:45,480 Pro segregate segregationist representatives in Congress 1082 00:56:45,480 --> 00:56:48,400 wanted to keep the military from blocking the enforcement of Jim 1083 00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:50,800 Crow laws that allowed racial segregation. 1084 00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:53,880 We don't want the Army telling us that we got to be around 1085 00:56:53,880 --> 00:56:55,640 black folks. That's crazy. 1086 00:56:55,640 --> 00:56:58,400 No, I don't think the Army wants to do this. 1087 00:56:58,400 --> 00:57:02,040 Like and also like what? They didn't say whether or not 1088 00:57:02,040 --> 00:57:06,280 they were going to be armed when they're in Washington, DC, and 1089 00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:08,480 they're also not even allowed to be there. 1090 00:57:09,320 --> 00:57:13,640 Like it's like the whole thing is nuts, dude. 1091 00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:17,640 Like it's like, I already knew this dude was a fascist but I 1092 00:57:17,640 --> 00:57:23,080 didn't know that like he was capable of like doing like 1093 00:57:23,240 --> 00:57:25,880 fascist shit like this quick like this quickly. 1094 00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:30,080 What if there's some crazy information that comes out about 1095 00:57:30,320 --> 00:57:32,280 any of this stuff? And then he's like already got 1096 00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:35,240 him deployed so he's like, all right, everybody stay back. 1097 00:57:35,480 --> 00:57:37,040 Like he's like prepared, but it's like. 1098 00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:39,080 Yeah, that's what that's what it feels like. 1099 00:57:39,880 --> 00:57:43,600 Like he's preparing for Fallout, like hunkering down inside his 1100 00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:47,880 castle and shuttering the doors. That's what it feels like. 1101 00:57:47,880 --> 00:57:50,120 Why the fuck else would he be doing this? 1102 00:57:50,280 --> 00:57:54,560 And does he have the big defense back up around the White House? 1103 00:57:54,560 --> 00:57:59,720 No and defense came up because of January 6th like remind you. 1104 00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:01,360 No, I know. I'm just. 1105 00:58:01,360 --> 00:58:03,760 No, no. No, no, he didn't decide to do 1106 00:58:03,760 --> 00:58:05,560 that. He already got voted out of 1107 00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:11,640 office when that happened. Yeah, but the spirit of law, 1108 00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:14,480 Spirit of law also has roots of going all the way back to the 1109 00:58:14,480 --> 00:58:17,640 Revolutionary War, when the founders of the United States 1110 00:58:17,640 --> 00:58:21,000 were scarred by the British monarchy's absolute military 1111 00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:23,840 control. And William C Banks, a 1112 00:58:23,840 --> 00:58:26,680 professor, or that's what William C Banks, a professor at 1113 00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:29,240 Syracuse University, said. We have a tradition in the 1114 00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:33,040 United States, which is more a norm than a law, that we want 1115 00:58:33,040 --> 00:58:36,000 law enforcement to be conducted by civilians and not the 1116 00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:38,600 military. The ethos ingrained in the 1117 00:58:38,600 --> 00:58:42,280 National Guard personnel starting in basic training 1118 00:58:42,280 --> 00:58:46,760 becomes especially powerful in the case of this act, because 1119 00:58:46,760 --> 00:58:49,560 the law has hardly ever been tested before. 1120 00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:51,200 So, like, they haven't really done this. 1121 00:58:51,200 --> 00:58:54,240 They're just like, fucking winging it, dude. 1122 00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:57,320 This dude's fucking winging it, and half of it's a distraction. 1123 00:58:57,480 --> 00:59:02,240 Well, because he doesn't. I wish, I wish he was winging 1124 00:59:02,240 --> 00:59:05,600 it. It seems systematic to me. 1125 00:59:08,040 --> 00:59:15,320 And and and and I just didn't know that he knew how to do like 1126 00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:18,200 something like Putin this like, you know. 1127 00:59:18,520 --> 00:59:20,640 We're surrounded by people that that's their whole. 1128 00:59:20,760 --> 00:59:22,920 I know, but Stephen Miller knows. 1129 00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:24,680 Stephen Miller. Yeah, I agree. 1130 00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:27,680 I know that's. Exactly, exactly what I thought 1131 00:59:27,680 --> 00:59:35,280 when I when I heard about this was like dude what what why why? 1132 00:59:35,520 --> 00:59:39,720 Like it's so unnecessary. Oh yeah, I mean. 1133 00:59:41,240 --> 00:59:46,760 So you all just made like $5 billion like in six months on 1134 00:59:46,760 --> 00:59:51,360 your shit coin and like your, your grift, your, your, your 1135 00:59:51,360 --> 00:59:54,200 tariffs that you just like change up and then just get like 1136 00:59:54,200 --> 00:59:57,480 Vietnam to like agree to like a billion dollar golf course. 1137 00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:04,560 It's like, I just don't get, I don't get like the like, this is 1138 01:00:04,560 --> 01:00:07,560 what I've been trying to say. It's like we're watching people 1139 01:00:07,560 --> 01:00:12,200 addicted to money and everybody needs money. 1140 01:00:12,720 --> 01:00:15,280 So we just let it happen. Being like, oh, they're just 1141 01:00:15,280 --> 01:00:18,560 trying to get money. And it's like, no, we're 1142 01:00:18,560 --> 01:00:25,280 watching crack addicts and now we have one in the fucking White 1143 01:00:25,280 --> 01:00:27,440 House. It's crazy to me. 1144 01:00:28,640 --> 01:00:35,080 It's pretty wild, yeah. I mean, the grift is real and. 1145 01:00:35,200 --> 01:00:38,720 For sure, for sure. And it's. 1146 01:00:38,720 --> 01:00:42,520 Selling bibles bro. Selling Trump watches. 1147 01:00:42,960 --> 01:00:46,400 Ridiculous. Well, the OK that like to me. 1148 01:00:46,840 --> 01:00:48,960 Oh, that was wild. But we were like in the we were 1149 01:00:48,960 --> 01:00:52,920 like in the middle. Of gold shoes, bibles, crypto 1150 01:00:52,920 --> 01:01:00,320 coins like what stakes colleges like what are we doing as a 1151 01:01:00,320 --> 01:01:03,080 country and. Like what universe is this? 1152 01:01:03,080 --> 01:01:05,120 Yes. What timeline are we in? 1153 01:01:05,280 --> 01:01:08,120 It's like, it's like boomers are like, yeah, get it, Get your 1154 01:01:08,120 --> 01:01:10,240 last grab, bro. Like it's like weird. 1155 01:01:10,240 --> 01:01:11,880 But why? But why? 1156 01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:16,280 It's like you're the president of the United States, like you 1157 01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:18,760 don't need to do anything ever again. 1158 01:01:19,120 --> 01:01:24,000 You're good. But no, he can't stop himself. 1159 01:01:25,320 --> 01:01:26,440 It's gross. It's. 1160 01:01:26,680 --> 01:01:30,400 Gross. Yeah, it's like this. 1161 01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:32,280 Gluttonous to the Max like I'm. Triggered. 1162 01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:36,440 The law applies to federalized troop troops. 1163 01:01:36,640 --> 01:01:39,280 The ACT typically does not apply to the National Guard because of 1164 01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:42,000 the Guard members report to the governor and not the federal 1165 01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:44,200 government. But when the Guard personnel are 1166 01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:48,280 federalized, they are bound to bound by the ACT until they are 1167 01:01:48,280 --> 01:01:51,040 returned to state control. Yeah. 1168 01:01:51,040 --> 01:01:52,520 I mean, it's pretty wild. I mean it's. 1169 01:01:53,760 --> 01:01:56,080 Unbelievable. Unfucking believable. 1170 01:01:56,480 --> 01:01:59,400 He's already he's already in charge of the National Guard and 1171 01:01:59,400 --> 01:02:02,440 can legally deploy troops for 30 days without congressional 1172 01:02:02,440 --> 01:02:05,400 approval. There's a lot in the water about 1173 01:02:05,400 --> 01:02:08,360 the Trump administration. Being you think, you think you, 1174 01:02:08,440 --> 01:02:11,280 you think those troops, these troops are leaving in 30 days, 1175 01:02:11,280 --> 01:02:13,600 it's like guaranteed that that that they aren't. 1176 01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:17,880 There's a lot of water in. There's a lot of water in the 1177 01:02:19,280 --> 01:02:21,920 There's a lot in the water about the Trump administration being 1178 01:02:21,920 --> 01:02:24,440 lawless. What is striking is actually how 1179 01:02:24,440 --> 01:02:27,720 much the administration is trying to wrap itself into the 1180 01:02:27,720 --> 01:02:30,640 law. Well, that's how, that's how 1181 01:02:30,640 --> 01:02:33,080 fascism, that's how fascism works. 1182 01:02:33,080 --> 01:02:36,040 It's like, it never. It's, it's like you vote them 1183 01:02:36,040 --> 01:02:38,440 into office. It's a minority. 1184 01:02:38,920 --> 01:02:43,800 They use the bureaucracy to take over the country. 1185 01:02:44,760 --> 01:02:48,120 I just didn't know he was capable of doing it. 1186 01:02:48,480 --> 01:02:50,600 I don't think, I think he's just a good figurehead for it. 1187 01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:52,720 I don't think he's, he's not acting on his own accord. 1188 01:02:52,720 --> 01:02:56,360 He's doing he's, I think that he's surrounded by people he 1189 01:02:56,360 --> 01:02:58,960 had. Four years before and like it's 1190 01:02:58,960 --> 01:03:03,680 like he was a shitty president then, but like he didn't like 1191 01:03:04,360 --> 01:03:07,880 have like these moves like that. That's the problem. 1192 01:03:08,160 --> 01:03:09,800 And it's like, and it's like why? 1193 01:03:10,280 --> 01:03:15,320 Why? Like I don't get why That's 1194 01:03:15,320 --> 01:03:17,600 that's why I struggle like with this shit. 1195 01:03:17,600 --> 01:03:19,720 It's like, why the fuck are you doing this? 1196 01:03:20,680 --> 01:03:25,440 Like why do you even care? Yeah, true. 1197 01:03:25,880 --> 01:03:28,160 That's what I want to know. It's like, what's like when I 1198 01:03:28,160 --> 01:03:30,400 get confused? It's like when it bothers me the 1199 01:03:30,400 --> 01:03:33,000 most. It's just like, I just like, I 1200 01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:34,720 don't understand what's happening. 1201 01:03:37,160 --> 01:03:39,960 Beyond the legal exemptions written in the law, exceptions 1202 01:03:39,960 --> 01:03:42,400 written in the law, there is a practical question of how to 1203 01:03:42,440 --> 01:03:46,640 enforce it. Because the posse could 1204 01:03:47,040 --> 01:03:52,120 comitatus. It's COMITATUS. 1205 01:03:52,560 --> 01:03:56,320 Comitatus Act is a criminal statute, not a civil one. the US 1206 01:03:56,320 --> 01:03:59,920 Department of Justice is responsible for prosecution in 1207 01:03:59,920 --> 01:04:02,600 Criminal Court. It's premised on the executive 1208 01:04:02,600 --> 01:04:06,800 branch policy policing itself. That leaves at unclear legal 1209 01:04:06,800 --> 01:04:09,520 standing for whether a state government like California has a 1210 01:04:09,520 --> 01:04:12,120 right to sue in civil court in the first place. 1211 01:04:12,800 --> 01:04:16,320 The ruling in California case will likely be a narrow 1212 01:04:16,320 --> 01:04:20,240 interpretation based on the circumstances of the Guard's 1213 01:04:20,240 --> 01:04:24,480 deployment in LA. But he said it could dictate how 1214 01:04:24,480 --> 01:04:27,160 the administration uses the Guard in other cities like 1215 01:04:27,160 --> 01:04:29,680 Chicago and New York, where Trump has threatened to 1216 01:04:29,680 --> 01:04:32,120 federalize troop troops. Because he's already said like 1217 01:04:32,120 --> 01:04:34,200 we're going to take over other cities if. 1218 01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:37,360 I already told you your boys are about to be in the streets, like 1219 01:04:37,400 --> 01:04:40,320 for sure. Why would you be? 1220 01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:47,200 Oh, like to protest? No, we ain't protesting anymore 1221 01:04:47,200 --> 01:04:50,880 bro. It's getting way, way crazier, 1222 01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:55,840 all right. Man, just careful. 1223 01:04:56,040 --> 01:04:59,080 No, obviously. But I mean, I'm just telling you 1224 01:04:59,080 --> 01:05:02,360 like I already said this like 1000. 1225 01:05:02,400 --> 01:05:04,760 You are the leader of Antifa. That is true. 1226 01:05:07,680 --> 01:05:12,400 So yeah, I got to do some shit. Leader, I forgot. 1227 01:05:12,560 --> 01:05:14,200 Careful, man. He's probably watching this 1228 01:05:14,720 --> 01:05:19,200 article #2 from NPR. Say bye bye to the beeps and 1229 01:05:19,200 --> 01:05:22,200 bloops of AOL's dial up Internet service. 1230 01:05:22,200 --> 01:05:29,840 That's right, AOL is going away. It starts off beep boop boop 1231 01:05:30,040 --> 01:05:34,560 boop. Such was the sound of AO LS dial 1232 01:05:34,560 --> 01:05:38,000 up service, a marker for trying to connect to the Internet in 1233 01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:40,240 the 1990s. Now the company has announced 1234 01:05:40,240 --> 01:05:43,640 it's getting rid of dial up. AOL routinely evaluates its 1235 01:05:43,640 --> 01:05:47,360 products and services and has decided to discontinue dial up 1236 01:05:47,360 --> 01:05:49,720 Internet. It will run until September 1237 01:05:49,720 --> 01:05:51,200 30th. I didn't know they were still 1238 01:05:51,200 --> 01:05:53,640 doing dial up. I didn't even know AOL was still 1239 01:05:53,640 --> 01:05:57,480 alive. Thechefandy@aol.com Shout out 1240 01:05:57,480 --> 01:06:00,160 your boy. I mean, I had no idea. 1241 01:06:00,720 --> 01:06:02,520 Dial up it. What is dial up? 1242 01:06:02,680 --> 01:06:04,480 Damn dial up. Uses a modem. 1243 01:06:04,480 --> 01:06:08,000 Well that that was the problem with the floods is that they 1244 01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:11,360 didn't have like the Wi-Fi. They had like the dial up. 1245 01:06:13,640 --> 01:06:16,560 It makes sense. Dial up uses a modem to convert 1246 01:06:16,560 --> 01:06:20,000 digital data from a computer into audio signals, which can 1247 01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:21,960 travel over standard phone lines. 1248 01:06:22,760 --> 01:06:24,440 There you go. Actually, I didn't actually know 1249 01:06:24,720 --> 01:06:26,920 that was the thing you just can plug. 1250 01:06:27,680 --> 01:06:29,280 I get it. Oh, I just got something about 1251 01:06:29,280 --> 01:06:30,520 President Trump. Get out of here. 1252 01:06:31,760 --> 01:06:34,200 Well, I would think it was like, you should donate to NPR because 1253 01:06:34,200 --> 01:06:36,920 President Trump's an asshole. You just have. 1254 01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:40,680 AI hate that part because I was in the PR a little time and 1255 01:06:40,680 --> 01:06:42,480 they've been hitting that and they're like. 1256 01:06:42,480 --> 01:06:44,840 They're like, Trump sucks. Well, like, because like, 1257 01:06:44,840 --> 01:06:49,880 they'll go through like, I think, I think it's four times 1258 01:06:49,880 --> 01:06:54,120 like, where they're like looking for money, you know, and it's 1259 01:06:54,120 --> 01:06:59,080 like for a week each time. And I just can't listen to it, 1260 01:06:59,280 --> 01:07:02,360 like during those weeks because it's just most of it is just 1261 01:07:02,360 --> 01:07:06,320 them like asking for money. And it's just like, OK, well, 1262 01:07:06,320 --> 01:07:12,000 this is now unlistenable. But now, now it's all the time 1263 01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:15,040 because of the defunding. Yeah. 1264 01:07:16,560 --> 01:07:19,440 In some, does it say users had to plug their computers in? 1265 01:07:19,440 --> 01:07:20,760 Yep. In some ways it's kind of like 1266 01:07:20,760 --> 01:07:23,840 the sound of the 1990s. I'd agree with that, but it had 1267 01:07:23,840 --> 01:07:27,440 its drawbacks, such as users not being able to use the phone and 1268 01:07:27,440 --> 01:07:30,240 the Internet at the same time. It also had a fraction of the 1269 01:07:30,240 --> 01:07:33,680 speed available in today's Internet Internet landscape. 1270 01:07:33,920 --> 01:07:35,680 Downloading a song took several minutes. 1271 01:07:35,680 --> 01:07:37,920 Downloading a movie was unheard of. 1272 01:07:38,120 --> 01:07:39,760 Several minutes. Sometimes you'd download a song 1273 01:07:39,760 --> 01:07:41,280 and it downloaded a song, it'd take days. 1274 01:07:42,880 --> 01:07:45,800 AOL rolled out its dial up service in 1989. 1275 01:07:45,800 --> 01:07:49,600 Lawmakers were focused on closing the digital divide, the 1276 01:07:49,600 --> 01:07:52,600 idea that people were living in poorer or more rural areas could 1277 01:07:52,600 --> 01:07:58,640 not have had inadequate access to the Internet or equitable. 1278 01:07:58,880 --> 01:08:02,000 The company was known for handling for handing out discs 1279 01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:05,080 and CDs that gave users several hours of free Internet access 1280 01:08:05,080 --> 01:08:06,880 for free. They were so embedded. 1281 01:08:06,880 --> 01:08:08,960 I remember getting those too, seeing them all the time in the 1282 01:08:08,960 --> 01:08:11,160 mail. They were so embedded in the 1283 01:08:11,160 --> 01:08:15,280 1990s American cult, American culture, that one of those discs 1284 01:08:15,280 --> 01:08:17,680 now sits in the Smithsonian's CD. 1285 01:08:17,680 --> 01:08:21,640 Collections. OK, so remember, I have to go 1286 01:08:21,640 --> 01:08:24,479 off topic. Remember how I brought up last 1287 01:08:24,560 --> 01:08:27,560 episode about the trophy, the Tennessee? 1288 01:08:27,960 --> 01:08:35,840 We got Sean Gruden to do a cameo and he did it and this 1289 01:08:35,840 --> 01:08:44,120 motherfucker sold it. Did sold it, like went off for 2 1290 01:08:44,120 --> 01:08:50,399 1/2 minutes on Max about not giving the trophy, threw his 1291 01:08:50,399 --> 01:08:55,240 glasses down and just like laid into him. 1292 01:08:55,760 --> 01:09:00,760 Fucking great dude Did. You find out anything about the 1293 01:09:00,760 --> 01:09:04,760 trophy? Dude OK, so this is what 1294 01:09:04,760 --> 01:09:07,319 happened. He sends like a picture of the 1295 01:09:07,319 --> 01:09:12,520 trophy as because I asked for proof of life and I got and I 1296 01:09:12,520 --> 01:09:13,960 was ago. I was like Nah. 1297 01:09:14,160 --> 01:09:18,160 I was like I need a newspaper like with the date on it next to 1298 01:09:18,160 --> 01:09:21,960 the trophy. But literally the text before he 1299 01:09:21,960 --> 01:09:26,279 sent us the picture of the trophy, he said he was on 1300 01:09:26,279 --> 01:09:30,000 mushrooms at outside lands like which is like a festival. 1301 01:09:31,200 --> 01:09:34,479 And so I was like, and then everybody was like, OK, so you 1302 01:09:34,479 --> 01:09:38,359 will send it now I go. And then I just clicked like a 1303 01:09:38,359 --> 01:09:42,240 clock with me. And I was like, yo, he just told 1304 01:09:42,240 --> 01:09:45,920 us he was on mushrooms at a festival and acted like he just 1305 01:09:45,920 --> 01:09:49,680 took a picture of the trophy. Open your fucking eyes. 1306 01:09:49,680 --> 01:09:54,680 Like the trophy is gone. But Gruden, I'm going to say 1307 01:09:54,680 --> 01:09:59,160 I'll send you the video. Gruden fucking kills him. 1308 01:10:00,920 --> 01:10:03,040 Kills him. That's pretty awesome. 1309 01:10:03,040 --> 01:10:06,520 I'll have to check it out. You send it to me. 1310 01:10:08,520 --> 01:10:09,720 The company's known for hanging out disk. 1311 01:10:09,720 --> 01:10:10,880 Yeah. Dial up was considered 1312 01:10:11,240 --> 01:10:14,800 accessible at the time as it requires A landline technology 1313 01:10:14,800 --> 01:10:17,920 and many Americans had that. However, it has largely been 1314 01:10:17,920 --> 01:10:23,920 replaced by broadband Internet. As of 2022.1% of American 1315 01:10:23,920 --> 01:10:26,760 households relied on dial up access for the Internet. 1316 01:10:27,120 --> 01:10:29,320 For those people who live in rural communities today, they're 1317 01:10:29,480 --> 01:10:31,160 going to have to find an alternative. 1318 01:10:31,920 --> 01:10:35,760 AOL did not introduce dial up, but it became popular popular 1319 01:10:35,760 --> 01:10:40,600 because of its ease and its use use in interface, which included 1320 01:10:40,600 --> 01:10:43,240 things like news and e-mail on a home page. 1321 01:10:43,240 --> 01:10:47,320 Hey. Max Max John Gruden here, the 1322 01:10:47,360 --> 01:10:50,480 old coach. Max is playing this. 1323 01:10:50,600 --> 01:10:56,040 Here in Tampa, FL, I got a lot of work to do, man, but I can't 1324 01:10:56,040 --> 01:10:59,000 concentrate. I got a message from everybody 1325 01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:01,880 in the dynasty league, the fantasy Football League, and 1326 01:11:01,880 --> 01:11:06,960 it's troubling. You know, this is a 15 year 1327 01:11:06,960 --> 01:11:09,520 league, man. The dynasty trophy is the most 1328 01:11:09,520 --> 01:11:13,120 prestigious trophy there is. I mean, you could say the 1329 01:11:13,120 --> 01:11:17,880 Lombardi Trophy maybe, but the dynasty trophy, it is freaking 1330 01:11:17,880 --> 01:11:21,680 significant, man, and the dynasty trophy is missing. 1331 01:11:21,800 --> 01:11:25,080 Are you aware of this, Max? You're the commissioner. 1332 01:11:25,360 --> 01:11:28,920 You're the king of relentless trash trading bullcrap. 1333 01:11:29,560 --> 01:11:31,920 Where's the trophy? You had it last. 1334 01:11:32,080 --> 01:11:34,320 It's been 2 years since anyone's seen the freaking trophy. 1335 01:11:34,760 --> 01:11:37,840 Now everybody's calling me. Everybody's beat me up. 1336 01:11:38,320 --> 01:11:40,200 They got to get this trophy back. 1337 01:11:40,440 --> 01:11:44,080 So they called me in to call you to tell you get the freaking 1338 01:11:44,080 --> 01:11:46,560 trophy back, man. And I know you look like 1339 01:11:46,560 --> 01:11:49,320 Zoolander, OK? And I know you're walking real. 1340 01:11:49,760 --> 01:11:51,240 Everybody's like, look at that guy. 1341 01:11:52,280 --> 01:11:55,840 And I know it bothers you looking like that, but that's no 1342 01:11:55,840 --> 01:11:59,320 excuse, Max. It's no excuse. 1343 01:11:59,320 --> 01:12:01,040 That's. Awesome. 1344 01:12:01,040 --> 01:12:02,320 And I. Think there should be 1345 01:12:02,320 --> 01:12:06,360 punishments for this trophy under your watch being missing? 1346 01:12:06,440 --> 01:12:08,520 Because it's a very important trophy. 1347 01:12:08,720 --> 01:12:11,760 I think you should get a spray tan on half of your body. 1348 01:12:11,960 --> 01:12:13,800 OK. And I think you should walk 1349 01:12:13,800 --> 01:12:17,200 around the freaking neighborhood with a pair of shorts on and a 1350 01:12:17,200 --> 01:12:20,320 hat, sunglasses. And then I think you go door to 1351 01:12:20,320 --> 01:12:25,800 door with 20 blank CDs blank, and you sell them door to door. 1352 01:12:26,440 --> 01:12:30,200 That's your highlight tape from last year's fantasy football 1353 01:12:30,240 --> 01:12:31,520 that you were the commissioner of. 1354 01:12:31,680 --> 01:12:33,320 Hey, you want to buy my highlight tape? 1355 01:12:33,840 --> 01:12:37,240 No one's going to buy it because they're 1999. 1356 01:12:37,240 --> 01:12:39,840 And when they do buy it, there are no highlights because it's 1357 01:12:39,920 --> 01:12:43,240 blank. That's the kind of crap that 1358 01:12:43,240 --> 01:12:45,480 you're pulling. You need to be punished for 1359 01:12:45,480 --> 01:12:47,840 this. And I'm telling you this too. 1360 01:12:47,840 --> 01:12:54,200 You got a guy, Joey. He needs the trophy, man to keep 1361 01:12:54,200 --> 01:12:56,280 his existence. I mean, this guy's struggling 1362 01:12:56,280 --> 01:12:58,360 without the trophy. How do you deal about that? 1363 01:12:59,640 --> 01:13:02,560 Better get this done, man. I'll check in later. 1364 01:13:04,160 --> 01:13:06,360 Hey, that's epic. How much would that cost? 1365 01:13:06,840 --> 01:13:09,040 $300. That's worth it. 1366 01:13:09,520 --> 01:13:11,240 Totally. It's worth it. 1367 01:13:11,240 --> 01:13:14,760 It's 20 bucks each because there's 16 people, but we kept 1368 01:13:14,760 --> 01:13:18,200 him out 15 * 20. Yeah, that's great. 1369 01:13:18,240 --> 01:13:20,120 That's totally. That's a good use of. 20 I knew 1370 01:13:20,120 --> 01:13:22,080 it was going to be good, I just didn't know it was going to be 1371 01:13:22,160 --> 01:13:23,400 that good. Yeah, I know. 1372 01:13:23,440 --> 01:13:25,600 You look like, did you guys send him a picture of him or 1373 01:13:25,600 --> 01:13:29,200 anything? No, like we sent him the script. 1374 01:13:30,440 --> 01:13:33,080 Oh. I I I your boy, you know your 1375 01:13:33,080 --> 01:13:35,080 boy. You think you didn't have him 1376 01:13:35,080 --> 01:13:36,640 cuss? I would have made him cuss. 1377 01:13:36,920 --> 01:13:41,120 No. Well, maybe he like like he like 1378 01:13:41,120 --> 01:13:44,760 changed it up a little bit, but he he kind of he, he stuck to 1379 01:13:44,760 --> 01:13:47,640 it. But it was like a 300 bucks for 1380 01:13:47,640 --> 01:13:51,360 like 250 characters. Like it was like there was like 1381 01:13:51,360 --> 01:13:54,160 a thing. So I came up with like bullet 1382 01:13:54,160 --> 01:13:58,240 points and then because like, everybody else was like into 1383 01:13:58,240 --> 01:14:02,920 this and I came in late and then I just woke up like in Beverly 1384 01:14:02,920 --> 01:14:07,880 Hills and it was just like, fuck, like, this is amazing. 1385 01:14:09,240 --> 01:14:15,320 It was a genius, Greeden's awesome, but this is the end of 1386 01:14:15,320 --> 01:14:17,680 an era of the dial up, so, I mean, there's still going to. 1387 01:14:17,680 --> 01:14:20,240 Be a because you said burn CDs. That's that's why I thought 1388 01:14:20,240 --> 01:14:21,120 about. It no, no, I gotcha. 1389 01:14:21,120 --> 01:14:23,560 But this is an end of an era for dial up. 1390 01:14:23,560 --> 01:14:26,280 I mean, that's the death of like the one of the original 1391 01:14:26,280 --> 01:14:29,360 dinosaurs of Internet, but that's that's huge. 1392 01:14:29,840 --> 01:14:33,120 Didn't know it was still around. Lasted way longer than I 1393 01:14:33,120 --> 01:14:34,760 thought. Talk about longevity in the 1394 01:14:34,760 --> 01:14:37,480 Internet game. Dial up Wi-Fi ain't even been 1395 01:14:37,480 --> 01:14:41,000 around that long. No, I know my dad actually like 1396 01:14:41,440 --> 01:14:46,040 like put through like copper cables, like from California to 1397 01:14:46,040 --> 01:14:54,080 Japan, like he was in charge of that for, for high speed 1398 01:14:54,080 --> 01:14:58,520 Internet, you know, but it's crazy that like people like in 1399 01:14:59,280 --> 01:15:03,160 West Virginia just don't have it or, or rural Texas or whatever. 1400 01:15:03,800 --> 01:15:06,480 Yeah. But but, but, but then it's 1401 01:15:06,480 --> 01:15:11,920 scary though too, because Elon, Elon Musk is like got 60% of the 1402 01:15:11,920 --> 01:15:17,280 low like orbit satellites that can provide Internet and it's 1403 01:15:17,280 --> 01:15:19,240 like he's got a monopoly on it so. 1404 01:15:19,320 --> 01:15:22,040 Yeah, he's got Starlink, so that's what he's that's what I'm 1405 01:15:22,040 --> 01:15:23,600 talking about, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 1406 01:15:23,600 --> 01:15:26,840 So it's like now we have like this asshole who's like in 1407 01:15:26,840 --> 01:15:30,600 charge of like the better Internet and it's just. 1408 01:15:31,760 --> 01:15:34,280 Is it wild on the space? We're we're fucked again. 1409 01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:36,680 Yeah, we're talking in a lot of ways, man. 1410 01:15:36,760 --> 01:15:39,600 I know, I know, but but let's stay positive here on the pod. 1411 01:15:42,440 --> 01:15:46,480 Article #3 I'm going to read the first one first. 1412 01:15:46,640 --> 01:15:51,960 Grand Theft La Boo Boo $30,000 in stolen La Boo Boo dolls found 1413 01:15:51,960 --> 01:15:56,320 in Southern California house Nearly $30,000 of stolen La Boo 1414 01:15:56,320 --> 01:15:58,600 Boo dolls were discovered in a San Bernardino. 1415 01:15:58,600 --> 01:16:01,480 Of course, it's in San Bernardino County home after 1416 01:16:01,480 --> 01:16:03,680 they were taken in a course, Yeah. 1417 01:16:05,120 --> 01:16:07,240 Why you shit on my state like that? 1418 01:16:08,640 --> 01:16:14,400 Under state, just certain parts we're from and I mean no SAN. 1419 01:16:14,400 --> 01:16:16,200 Bernardino No, no, no, no, You're right. 1420 01:16:16,520 --> 01:16:19,000 You're no, it's not. I'm not, I'm not that off base. 1421 01:16:19,000 --> 01:16:21,120 Trust me, I'm not. Yeah, I know. 1422 01:16:21,120 --> 01:16:23,760 It's. Like my sister lives in Studio 1423 01:16:23,760 --> 01:16:26,800 City, my uncle lives in Thousand Oaks. 1424 01:16:26,840 --> 01:16:30,280 Studio City is different, and I was born in Thousand Oaks, so 1425 01:16:30,320 --> 01:16:33,080 we're good. No, Grandma Van Nuys shut up. 1426 01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:37,040 Yeah, they were taken. Oh Jesus Christ. 1427 01:16:37,040 --> 01:16:40,120 The guy who stole them looks insane, bro. 1428 01:16:40,440 --> 01:16:44,480 Whoa, there is a video. That dude looks fucking creepy. 1429 01:16:45,440 --> 01:16:48,840 But you're stealing $30,000 worth of labooboo found in San 1430 01:16:48,840 --> 01:16:51,360 Bernardino Monday. Investors investigators didn't 1431 01:16:51,360 --> 01:16:54,480 say when the dolls were taken, but they did say they were 1432 01:16:54,480 --> 01:16:57,080 recently investigating a warehouse burglary where 1433 01:16:57,080 --> 01:17:01,640 suspects suspects stole boxes containing highly sought after 1434 01:17:01,640 --> 01:17:04,280 blah Boo Boo collectible figurines. 1435 01:17:04,280 --> 01:17:07,480 These items, popular in pop culture, are often sold for high 1436 01:17:07,480 --> 01:17:10,560 prices online. We've taken in multiple trips 1437 01:17:10,560 --> 01:17:12,360 over several days. Well, they were taken in 1438 01:17:12,360 --> 01:17:13,960 multiple trips over several days. 1439 01:17:13,960 --> 01:17:16,680 So somebody hit that la Boo Boo, like, dude, they found like 1440 01:17:16,680 --> 01:17:19,480 access to them and they hit that shit like multiple times. 1441 01:17:19,680 --> 01:17:27,680 That's a lot of la Boo Boo. Not kidding, got a text while we 1442 01:17:27,680 --> 01:17:31,360 were on break. We're late on the LA Boo Boo. 1443 01:17:32,480 --> 01:17:34,720 No, I know this just happened. These guys somebody. 1444 01:17:34,720 --> 01:17:37,000 No, no, no. Just somebody told me that like 1445 01:17:37,720 --> 01:17:41,320 where the wild things are. It was like more of an update 1446 01:17:41,320 --> 01:17:45,840 than the Boo Boo. I have no idea what any of it 1447 01:17:45,840 --> 01:17:48,120 means. Where does Where the Wild Things 1448 01:17:48,120 --> 01:17:50,160 Are like the like the story, that story's tight. 1449 01:17:50,640 --> 01:17:53,040 No, I know. I was like, I like that's. 1450 01:17:53,040 --> 01:17:55,760 Kind of what they look like, they look like creatures from 1451 01:17:55,760 --> 01:17:57,920 Where the Wild Things are, but we'll get into that. 1452 01:17:57,920 --> 01:17:59,400 But I'm just I'm just talking about this. 1453 01:17:59,400 --> 01:18:01,120 No, no, I'm just keeping you updated. 1454 01:18:02,640 --> 01:18:05,520 While investigating the theft, police were served with a search 1455 01:18:05,520 --> 01:18:09,040 warrant for a home in Upland where they found fourteen boxes 1456 01:18:09,040 --> 01:18:11,920 of stolen merchandise. There we were also recovered 1457 01:18:11,920 --> 01:18:16,200 evidence indicating that there were items that the items were 1458 01:18:16,200 --> 01:18:18,360 being prepared for resale across the country. 1459 01:18:18,360 --> 01:18:21,920 One suspect who tried to free from police was arrested at the 1460 01:18:21,920 --> 01:18:23,520 scene. They have not yet identified 1461 01:18:23,520 --> 01:18:25,080 them. Police said the dolls were 1462 01:18:25,080 --> 01:18:27,600 returned to the rightful owners last week. 1463 01:18:27,680 --> 01:18:33,240 Authorities in La Puente, which is about 25 miles from Upland, 1464 01:18:33,240 --> 01:18:37,400 We're looking into a similar theft of Libooboo dolls from One 1465 01:18:37,400 --> 01:18:42,320 Stop Sales, a novelty store, in which in that case, thousands of 1466 01:18:42,320 --> 01:18:44,840 dollars worth of collectibles were also taken. 1467 01:18:45,080 --> 01:18:48,960 Days after the theft, deputies helped recover some of the 1468 01:18:48,960 --> 01:18:50,600 stolen knives. How are you stealing these 1469 01:18:50,600 --> 01:18:52,640 libooboos and getting like they're catching you the next 1470 01:18:52,640 --> 01:18:55,800 day they're finding like they're just like, oh, there's one of 1471 01:18:55,800 --> 01:18:59,360 them that's. Ring camera bro True. 1472 01:19:00,520 --> 01:19:02,720 It's like. You and I, it's like you and I 1473 01:19:02,720 --> 01:19:05,000 stealing like fucking modellos or something. 1474 01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:07,280 You know, like back in like 2003. 1475 01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:12,200 La Boo Boos are characters created by the artist casting 1476 01:19:12,200 --> 01:19:16,120 Lung from his The Monsters book series. 1477 01:19:16,120 --> 01:19:19,360 They have become especially popular in recent months as 1478 01:19:19,360 --> 01:19:23,560 plush dolls. So what the fuck is a La Boo 1479 01:19:23,560 --> 01:19:26,320 Boo? I'm guessing it. 1480 01:19:26,720 --> 01:19:28,160 I thought you just said it looks like. 1481 01:19:28,880 --> 01:19:32,680 I got on a Libooboo is a plush toy that is causing a frenzy. 1482 01:19:32,680 --> 01:19:34,960 Here's its origin story. This is from NPR. 1483 01:19:35,360 --> 01:19:37,760 It's a plush doll. It's a bag charm. 1484 01:19:37,760 --> 01:19:40,840 It's a collectible that recently sold for six figures. 1485 01:19:40,840 --> 01:19:43,000 But no, it's a wildly popular creature. 1486 01:19:43,000 --> 01:19:46,680 Is it a gremlin or the one of the monsters from the classic 1487 01:19:46,680 --> 01:19:49,240 movie Where the Wild Where the wild things are? 1488 01:19:49,400 --> 01:19:52,800 There we go meet Labooboo. Labooboo comes in a range of 1489 01:19:52,800 --> 01:19:56,600 sizes as figurines, plushies, but the most popular in blind 1490 01:19:56,600 --> 01:19:59,880 boxes, which is like gambling. I was listening to Tim Dillon 1491 01:19:59,880 --> 01:20:01,600 talk about this. He's like, it's like gambling 1492 01:20:01,600 --> 01:20:03,120 for kids. So you don't know what you get. 1493 01:20:03,400 --> 01:20:05,600 You buy a Labooboo and I hope. It's what I mean, that's kind of 1494 01:20:05,600 --> 01:20:10,360 like baseball cards, right? You don't really know what like 1495 01:20:10,440 --> 01:20:12,400 baseball like. You could get a Ken Griffey 1496 01:20:12,400 --> 01:20:13,440 junior rookie. Card. 1497 01:20:13,440 --> 01:20:14,480 That's true. That's true. 1498 01:20:14,600 --> 01:20:20,520 That's true popular in blind boxes and our beloved among 1499 01:20:20,520 --> 01:20:24,160 young adults, considered a popular fashion trend often 1500 01:20:24,160 --> 01:20:28,080 clipped to bags or belt loops. Most most recently, people are 1501 01:20:28,080 --> 01:20:33,400 dressing up as the plushie and at a Pride parade and a protest 1502 01:20:33,400 --> 01:20:36,160 against immigration rates. So people are just running 1503 01:20:36,160 --> 01:20:37,640 around like the boob is dude let. 1504 01:20:39,200 --> 01:20:41,880 Me. See here. 1505 01:20:42,960 --> 01:20:46,320 Life-size Liboo boo's not like a terrible like name. 1506 01:20:46,320 --> 01:20:51,160 I call you Shorty. Last week, a life-size Liboo Boo 1507 01:20:51,160 --> 01:20:57,560 figure sold for more than $170,000 at the first the first 1508 01:20:57,560 --> 01:21:00,800 Liboo Boo art auction hosted in China. 1509 01:21:00,800 --> 01:21:03,320 The event drew nearly 1000 bidders. 1510 01:21:03,320 --> 01:21:04,480 You know what that reminds me of? 1511 01:21:04,480 --> 01:21:07,920 Is like NFTS, like the the, what was it called? 1512 01:21:07,920 --> 01:21:15,560 Like the was it something ape? Oh, Board 8, Board eight. 1513 01:21:15,640 --> 01:21:17,960 Yeah, that's what. That's what it reminds me. 1514 01:21:17,960 --> 01:21:19,240 Yeah, that. Yeah, that's what that shit 1515 01:21:19,240 --> 01:21:21,840 reminds me of. It's like, yeah, this shit, you 1516 01:21:21,840 --> 01:21:24,640 just dropped $200,000 on this shit. 1517 01:21:25,040 --> 01:21:28,360 It's not worth anything. Nobody even is going to give a 1518 01:21:28,360 --> 01:21:31,440 fuck in one year. And be like, oh, you're that 1519 01:21:31,440 --> 01:21:32,760 idiot who bought that little boot. 1520 01:21:32,760 --> 01:21:37,320 But at the same time, like, I gave away my Pokémon cards and 1521 01:21:37,320 --> 01:21:41,400 Magic cards and they're probably worth like hundreds of thousands 1522 01:21:41,400 --> 01:21:42,400 of dollars. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1523 01:21:42,480 --> 01:21:45,200 For sure. They became highly sought after 1524 01:21:45,200 --> 01:21:47,360 collectibles. La Boo Boos were a storybook 1525 01:21:47,360 --> 01:21:50,400 character born in Hong Kong. One moved to the Netherlands 1526 01:21:50,400 --> 01:21:52,960 when he was 7, where he quickly fell in love with Nordic fairy 1527 01:21:52,960 --> 01:21:55,240 tales, especially the ones about elves. 1528 01:21:55,240 --> 01:21:58,520 Inspired by the folklore, he wants an illustration book 1529 01:21:58,520 --> 01:22:04,040 called The Monsters in 2015, A playful trial of featuring a 1530 01:22:04,040 --> 01:22:07,840 playful tribe of female elves known as La Boo Boos. 1531 01:22:08,400 --> 01:22:10,560 That's why I wanted to create something that I've known 1532 01:22:10,560 --> 01:22:14,400 existed in my heart. It's amazing that so many people 1533 01:22:14,400 --> 01:22:15,960 love it. Yeah, Especially, like, 10 years 1534 01:22:15,960 --> 01:22:18,400 later, people are riding near a La Boo Boo Dick. 1535 01:22:19,520 --> 01:22:21,600 La Boo Boo's just. Cannot wait for that. 1536 01:22:22,320 --> 01:22:27,840 La Boo Boo Dick kind of hearted and eager to help, though their 1537 01:22:27,840 --> 01:22:30,160 good intentions can sometimes lead to chaos. 1538 01:22:30,160 --> 01:22:33,320 According to Long, there are about 100 different la Boo boo's 1539 01:22:33,320 --> 01:22:36,040 in the series. One of the stories involves 1540 01:22:36,040 --> 01:22:40,280 around a involves a la Boo Boo, who's dating a shy skeleton 1541 01:22:41,080 --> 01:22:49,360 named Ty Coco and often play fully teases him what became a 1542 01:22:49,360 --> 01:22:51,760 global sensation. So awkward. 1543 01:22:53,320 --> 01:22:56,400 Yeah, I mean long release artistic toy series inspired by 1544 01:22:56,400 --> 01:22:59,640 the characters not long after it came out, but the toy collection 1545 01:22:59,640 --> 01:23:02,960 did not 'cause a global K craze till he teamed up with Chinese 1546 01:23:02,960 --> 01:23:07,680 toy Chinese toy Chinese toy company Pop Mart in 2019. 1547 01:23:07,960 --> 01:23:10,880 According to Pop Mart, the revenue generated from the first 1548 01:23:10,880 --> 01:23:15,480 Monsters series launch broke the record in the art toy category. 1549 01:23:15,480 --> 01:23:19,000 Damn, they've been spotted on the bags of pop singers like Dua 1550 01:23:19,000 --> 01:23:23,760 Lipa, Rihanna, Lisa and KK pop group Blackpink. 1551 01:23:24,720 --> 01:23:28,280 But yeah, shout out BLACKPINK even though I like to shit on K 1552 01:23:28,280 --> 01:23:30,240 pop just because I want them to come after us. 1553 01:23:31,480 --> 01:23:35,920 But Blackpink is the real deal. The Boo boo's come in various. 1554 01:23:35,920 --> 01:23:37,880 That's wild dude. This shit's stupid. 1555 01:23:40,400 --> 01:23:41,800 The blind boxes. Is it new? 1556 01:23:41,800 --> 01:23:44,320 It taps along the long standing fascination with mystery and 1557 01:23:44,320 --> 01:23:47,400 chance. Like I said, think of the back 1558 01:23:47,400 --> 01:23:50,760 of cereal box prizes, capsule toys from vending machines, or 1559 01:23:50,760 --> 01:23:55,360 Chinese Japan's lucky bags which are sealed with random items as 1560 01:23:55,360 --> 01:23:58,200 a way to get retailers to get rid of leftover stock. 1561 01:23:58,760 --> 01:24:02,080 Even trading cards such as Pokémon Yu-gi-oh offer the same 1562 01:24:02,080 --> 01:24:03,960 thrill. Think there's a lot where the 1563 01:24:03,960 --> 01:24:08,080 popularity among among young adults or adults and young 1564 01:24:08,080 --> 01:24:11,400 adults stems from childhood nostalgia, she said. 1565 01:24:11,400 --> 01:24:13,440 It was like reconnecting with your inner child. 1566 01:24:13,440 --> 01:24:18,720 I think play is critical for everyone of all ages. 1567 01:24:18,720 --> 01:24:21,280 It helps us to engage with each other. 1568 01:24:21,480 --> 01:24:24,240 It helps us in a way. It's cliche, but it helps us 1569 01:24:24,240 --> 01:24:27,080 stay young, she said. I don't know, bro. 1570 01:24:27,080 --> 01:24:28,920 I ain't by no goddamn la Boo Boo. 1571 01:24:28,920 --> 01:24:30,520 Oh. Obviously, we are not. 1572 01:24:34,840 --> 01:24:37,440 Like that's crazy. Who, dude? 1573 01:24:37,600 --> 01:24:40,320 It's not that crazy shit. Coins exist. 1574 01:24:41,840 --> 01:24:45,200 Beanie Babies exist. True Beanie Babies are wild. 1575 01:24:45,200 --> 01:24:46,720 I remember that. That was insane. 1576 01:24:46,800 --> 01:24:49,280 I have a Princess Diana bear. I was like everybody. 1577 01:24:49,280 --> 01:24:51,320 Nothing about this is surprising to me. 1578 01:24:52,480 --> 01:24:55,280 But those were kind of those, I guess it's kind of, it's 1579 01:24:55,280 --> 01:24:57,160 definitely the same because that was bullshit. 1580 01:24:57,160 --> 01:25:00,600 With the Pokémon stuff or the Beanie Baby stuff, you can have 1581 01:25:00,600 --> 01:25:03,200 one and it's like, oh, but if you had the felt ears, it would 1582 01:25:03,200 --> 01:25:06,400 be worth like $9000. So you're like, what? 1583 01:25:06,960 --> 01:25:08,360 And this shit's been in my backpack. 1584 01:25:08,800 --> 01:25:10,560 And then some people would bring that shit. 1585 01:25:10,560 --> 01:25:14,040 And what was really goofy is the little plastic cover for the tag 1586 01:25:14,040 --> 01:25:16,080 to keep the tag in pristine condition. 1587 01:25:16,360 --> 01:25:18,640 There's people who had like every Beanie Baby. 1588 01:25:18,640 --> 01:25:21,200 I was like bro, and I thought that was weird as shit. 1589 01:25:21,880 --> 01:25:24,320 I still kind of. Do no, I still do too. 1590 01:25:24,400 --> 01:25:26,000 I'm. So now you see the libooboo 1591 01:25:26,000 --> 01:25:28,680 thing and it's the same thing. Yeah, it's exactly the same. 1592 01:25:29,320 --> 01:25:32,280 But it but it's. But my point is it's, it's, it's 1593 01:25:32,280 --> 01:25:37,560 just that it's not weird because you and I have witnessed this 1594 01:25:37,560 --> 01:25:40,520 happen before. What's weird is whenever you see 1595 01:25:40,520 --> 01:25:44,240 people that are like adults and they all they have like cabbage 1596 01:25:44,240 --> 01:25:47,040 patch baby meet ups or all the like old like Gen. 1597 01:25:47,040 --> 01:25:48,800 X and boomers bring their big meet. 1598 01:25:48,800 --> 01:25:50,680 UPS. Yeah, you ever know, You've 1599 01:25:50,680 --> 01:25:52,800 never seen those videos. And they'll all get together and 1600 01:25:52,800 --> 01:25:55,160 they bring them and act like they're basically their kids. 1601 01:25:55,160 --> 01:25:57,880 It's not no, I definitely have not seen that. 1602 01:25:57,880 --> 01:26:01,200 It's fucking crazy. Might be in my porn search 1603 01:26:01,200 --> 01:26:05,880 history now. Yeah, you just hope for it. 1604 01:26:05,880 --> 01:26:08,400 You can then share it. Yeah. 1605 01:26:08,400 --> 01:26:10,680 I mean, that was just, I just thought it was interesting that 1606 01:26:10,680 --> 01:26:14,480 there's like this epidemic of people stealing la Boo boos in 1607 01:26:14,480 --> 01:26:19,400 California, but then it's like, what the fuck's a la Boo Boo and 1608 01:26:19,400 --> 01:26:21,160 why? Would you spend no clue why? 1609 01:26:21,160 --> 01:26:26,000 Would you? Why would you spend 170 + K on a 1610 01:26:26,360 --> 01:26:31,120 human size plushie? Oh, it's human size. 1611 01:26:31,400 --> 01:26:33,760 Yeah, it was like a like a human size la Boo Boo. 1612 01:26:33,760 --> 01:26:35,360 And it sold for almost 200 grand. 1613 01:26:35,800 --> 01:26:40,280 Well, do you ever watch Dave like Lil Dicky show? 1614 01:26:40,280 --> 01:26:41,000 Yeah. Yeah. 1615 01:26:41,960 --> 01:26:48,280 Yeah, like he like fucks like like a fake human. 1616 01:26:48,280 --> 01:26:52,200 I. Haven't seen that. 1617 01:26:53,280 --> 01:26:58,560 One yeah, yeah, he does that. And so anyways, like it's like, 1618 01:26:58,560 --> 01:27:01,680 I don't know, people are fucking weird dudes like. 1619 01:27:02,040 --> 01:27:03,960 Someone's going to fuck that little Boo Boo dude. 1620 01:27:03,960 --> 01:27:06,680 Somebody, somebody. And by somebody, I mean my 1621 01:27:07,160 --> 01:27:12,240 brother was trying to tell me like that there's AI girls on 1622 01:27:12,240 --> 01:27:17,200 only fans that people like subscribe to. 1623 01:27:17,920 --> 01:27:26,800 And I was like, no, I was like, if your company is making an AI 1624 01:27:26,800 --> 01:27:33,000 like female, why would they have to like Pimper out on only Fans 1625 01:27:33,000 --> 01:27:36,960 and not just have you like directly come to their website? 1626 01:27:36,960 --> 01:27:43,200 Like didn't make sense to me. Yeah, I guess the only fans 1627 01:27:43,200 --> 01:27:45,160 would give it the illusion of like, not. 1628 01:27:45,240 --> 01:27:49,880 Well what I guess what he was saying was that it's like it'll 1629 01:27:49,880 --> 01:27:55,720 be a girl that's on only fans but then she'll do AI where it's 1630 01:27:55,720 --> 01:27:59,400 like her but it's not her is what he was saying. 1631 01:28:00,000 --> 01:28:03,000 But that's not what he said at 1st And I was like Nah dude like 1632 01:28:03,160 --> 01:28:07,120 doesn't even make sense. Like if you're capable enough to 1633 01:28:07,120 --> 01:28:13,800 make like an only fans woman who does like weird shit that people 1634 01:28:13,800 --> 01:28:18,360 want to watch. Like fuck a little Boo Boo. 1635 01:28:18,360 --> 01:28:21,440 Like why the fuck would you like have only fans as like your 1636 01:28:21,440 --> 01:28:24,520 third, like you know, third party involved, Like you would 1637 01:28:24,520 --> 01:28:28,160 just have them just buy the shit from you and you could figure 1638 01:28:28,160 --> 01:28:33,840 that out. Yeah, I could see that. 1639 01:28:34,360 --> 01:28:38,640 And the world is getting whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, weird. 1640 01:28:40,040 --> 01:28:42,000 It's been weird, but it's getting too weird. 1641 01:28:42,040 --> 01:28:46,040 Yeah, I agree. I I, I really, really thought 1642 01:28:46,120 --> 01:28:50,360 that it was like oversold on how weird it was going to get. 1643 01:28:52,480 --> 01:28:56,240 And now I'm now I'm concerned. I like we underestimated the 1644 01:28:56,240 --> 01:28:58,560 weirdness. I did, I did. 1645 01:28:59,120 --> 01:29:02,800 I don't know if I don't know if everybody did like, because 1646 01:29:02,800 --> 01:29:05,960 there's people who think like AI is going to like kill like like 1647 01:29:05,960 --> 01:29:09,760 humanity and I'm not there yet. It could. 1648 01:29:10,360 --> 01:29:12,800 No, no, I'm not saying it. Couldn't it. 1649 01:29:13,680 --> 01:29:17,360 Could want to. I'm not saying that it couldn't 1650 01:29:17,360 --> 01:29:22,080 or it might not happen. What I'm saying is I doubted it. 1651 01:29:23,320 --> 01:29:25,720 Remember I used to say like I thought AI was going to, like, 1652 01:29:25,720 --> 01:29:30,800 eat itself. Yeah, like to me like that was 1653 01:29:30,800 --> 01:29:38,160 more of a possibility than dudes getting only fan subscriptions 1654 01:29:38,160 --> 01:29:41,280 to AI females. Like that's insane to me. 1655 01:29:43,640 --> 01:29:47,080 An only fan subscription subscription is an insane to me 1656 01:29:47,080 --> 01:29:49,600 in general. Facts. 1657 01:29:51,560 --> 01:29:53,400 Big facts. Never understood that. 1658 01:29:54,480 --> 01:29:56,360 It's wild. Yeah. 1659 01:29:57,880 --> 01:29:59,480 Well, you got anything else today, man? 1660 01:30:00,640 --> 01:30:03,440 I would like to say meditate bitches. 1661 01:30:04,160 --> 01:30:07,880 Make sure y'all like, follow, subscribe, share, comment, post, 1662 01:30:07,880 --> 01:30:10,880 hate on us, whatever. We appreciate y'all checking it 1663 01:30:10,880 --> 01:30:12,280 out. Unless no, just whatever. 1664 01:30:12,280 --> 01:30:14,920 Hate on us? We have a five star rating on 1665 01:30:14,920 --> 01:30:15,560 Spotify.