1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:02,520 Are you an open mic girl? What do you mean an open mic 2 00:00:02,520 --> 00:00:04,200 girl like do? You go to them and you're like, 3 00:00:04,560 --> 00:00:07,920 this is fun. No, I feel like I every time I 4 00:00:07,920 --> 00:00:10,520 go to open mic I feel very shitty about myself. 5 00:00:10,600 --> 00:00:13,080 What about you? Whenever I leave, I'm like, have 6 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:15,160 I ever been funny? Are you saying you're not an 7 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:18,240 open mic girl? I'm not unfortunate unless it's 8 00:00:18,240 --> 00:00:22,640 like run by the girlies, right? I'll get behind that. 9 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:25,320 Yeah. Lots of fun people that I've met 10 00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:29,320 at like shows and mics, but I'm not getting that when I go to a 11 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:31,480 straight man Mike. That's what that's what it is. 12 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:35,480 A straight man, Mike. A straight man Mike, which is a 13 00:00:35,480 --> 00:00:37,800 lot of the mics. Yeah, most of them. 14 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:41,600 Like Mike is even a straight man's name, the straightest man 15 00:00:41,680 --> 00:00:42,200 name. Yeah. 16 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:45,880 Now that I'm thinking about it, every time you say Mike, I'm 17 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:48,920 going to an open mic, I'm going even if you say I'm going to a 18 00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:52,160 girly open mic, you're still saying Mike, and that is a guy's 19 00:00:52,160 --> 00:00:52,960 name. Yeah. 20 00:00:53,440 --> 00:00:56,240 So we should change the name of the mic? 21 00:00:56,480 --> 00:01:00,520 Yeah, what about Michelle? Yes, we're going to a Michelle. 22 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:05,080 I'm going to the Michelle tonight, pulling up who's coming 23 00:01:05,080 --> 00:01:07,880 That's. Crazy, right? 24 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:11,720 Next, I'm going to rename. If I ever host another open mic, 25 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:14,160 I'm going to rename the mic Michelle. 26 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:16,600 Yes. And then people show up and 27 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:18,480 they're like, is this like Full House themed? 28 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:20,360 Like, where's Michelle Tanner? Yeah. 29 00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:22,320 Are there famous Michelle? Yes. 30 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:26,680 There's a lot, actually. Don't go to open mics, go to 31 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:29,440 open Michelle's. Yes, open Michelle up. 32 00:01:32,520 --> 00:01:38,120 Yeah, Michelle drop and Michelle drop, period. 33 00:01:38,240 --> 00:01:42,760 Yes, Wait, I, I. I love this idea for you. 34 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:45,120 I feel like I'm just watching greatness happen. 35 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:52,400 So Alexa, what's keeping you up tonight? 36 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:57,280 Oh my God, I think once a man realizes he likes you, he 37 00:01:57,280 --> 00:01:59,680 shouldn't talk for a week 'cause he's always saying stupid 38 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:01,800 things. Wait, he shouldn't talk for a 39 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:04,320 week at like? All I think, like mime 40 00:02:04,320 --> 00:02:08,520 everything, like Charlie Chaplin, like I should not hear 41 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:11,760 you speak. Wait to not like, just to you, 42 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:12,960 not to like you Can he? Can he? 43 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:14,400 Can talk to everyone else, just not me. 44 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:16,360 OK, Yeah. That makes more sense. 45 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:20,160 Like not even texting. No, 'cause that's when they say 46 00:02:20,160 --> 00:02:23,200 the stupidest things. Wait, that's when they love bomb 47 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:24,640 you. That's when I want to hear like 48 00:02:24,640 --> 00:02:26,040 all the I love you. I'm so. 49 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:29,560 That's too much for me. That's too much. 50 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:30,840 I'm like, calm down. I get it. 51 00:02:31,240 --> 00:02:32,200 I get it. I'm good. 52 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:33,480 You don't want. I don't need to hear it. 53 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:34,720 You don't. How much? 54 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:36,600 What? That's like the best time. 55 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:39,000 I don't get it girl. That's beautiful for you though. 56 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:41,880 Like I want to, I want them to talk for that week and then shut 57 00:02:41,880 --> 00:02:44,080 up for the rest of the the relationship. 58 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:48,360 But like then it's forever. I'm like, well, I don't know if 59 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:50,080 the relationship is going to be forever. 60 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:52,080 Well, there we go. There we go. 61 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:54,480 I hear the first week I'm like, we've talked too much, it's over 62 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:56,360 then. So we're like flip flop. 63 00:02:56,720 --> 00:03:00,840 Oh, that's what you mean. OK, so like your logic is if the 64 00:03:01,160 --> 00:03:04,040 person doesn't talk for a week, that's like that's how you're 65 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:06,000 going to have the relationship last forever? 66 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:08,800 Yeah, that's the secret. That's why I'm single. 67 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:12,480 It's because they've been talking for a week and you just 68 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:14,920 get tired of them. Yeah, 'cause then they say dumb 69 00:03:14,920 --> 00:03:17,080 things. Like very very dumb. 70 00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:19,440 What's 1 of the dumbest things you've ever heard? 71 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:24,280 Last time I was with a guy, he came into my room, my sacred 72 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:27,000 space, and he said can I take off my shoes? 73 00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:31,240 It's getting in my bed. Oh my God, this is literally 74 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:32,840 what just happened. No, literally, you said. 75 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:34,880 Oh, you take your shoes off, Of course. 76 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:36,920 Yeah, why do you have to ask? Yeah. 77 00:03:36,920 --> 00:03:38,960 Do you think we're going to keep shoes on during that? 78 00:03:39,640 --> 00:03:43,240 Like, no thank you. People are always like socks, No 79 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:45,160 socks, He was asking. Shoes. 80 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:51,520 I think that's ridiculous. Well, well, OK, First of all, 81 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:53,680 he's asking for consent, is that. 82 00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:55,240 Consent, and we're all about that. 83 00:03:55,240 --> 00:04:01,640 Yes, yes, he's a good guy. I don't know about, I don't know 84 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:04,080 about. Wait, so you don't want him to 85 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:08,800 ask for consent? What? 86 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:09,560 What is going on here? I'm. 87 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:12,400 Digging my hole? What if I was like, no, he 88 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:17,000 should have just taken me and put me on the bed and yes, no, 89 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:20,640 I'm saying we should just use our brains. 90 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:23,320 Right, right. Hey. 91 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:26,360 Take your shoes off. Yes, that shouldn't be a 92 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:27,160 question. Hey. 93 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:31,120 I want them off, don't worry. Yeah, those should be getting in 94 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:32,640 the bed. Yes, it's no. 95 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:34,600 It's like that's the, that's the question. 96 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:39,640 Nobody would say no. To exactly nobody would say no. 97 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:44,880 Something yeah, it's it's always questions like you, you would 98 00:04:44,880 --> 00:04:48,960 think things people wouldn't say no to is like your perfect body. 99 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:52,440 But it's actually the question, can I keep my shoes off? 100 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:54,800 Can I keep my shoes on? Can I? 101 00:04:55,320 --> 00:04:57,040 He's like, can I please keep them off? 102 00:04:57,640 --> 00:05:00,400 I I want to go outside in the streets of New York, but I 103 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:03,200 really want to keep my shoes off please. 104 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:07,920 This like reminds me of, you know, like the the other Alexa, 105 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:13,080 she was on the podcast and she was talking about socks on or 106 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:17,240 off. Yes, I upgraded shoes on or off 107 00:05:17,320 --> 00:05:18,960 guys shoes. Always. 108 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:21,280 Off though, yeah, always, always. 109 00:05:21,280 --> 00:05:23,080 That's so funny. We can do socks though. 110 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:26,760 Like I get her point. On socks on or off for you? 111 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:30,320 OK, this is like next time. This is like gotta be like 112 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:33,560 something that I always ask for my guests like are you anti sock 113 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:35,720 or are you on pro sock? Pro Sock. 114 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:38,840 What if I was like, I'm feeling crazy one-on-one off? 115 00:05:38,840 --> 00:05:41,040 No, that is kind of that's sort of manic. 116 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:46,360 I think on feet are weird. Can I just say it? 117 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:50,120 I think feet are really gross. Oh, some feet. 118 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:52,800 Some feet are not. You're like, mine are really 119 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:54,520 good. I believe that, I think. 120 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:55,400 Mine are pretty. Good. 121 00:05:55,400 --> 00:06:00,480 And guys, I think it's. Why not? 122 00:06:00,520 --> 00:06:02,680 Why not? You are wearing socks though, so 123 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:08,200 I think you're proofing boy. Oh my God, I can't believe the 124 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:10,960 socks talk made of comeback on pause. 125 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:12,840 It's a reoccurring. It's like your theme. 126 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:15,040 Yeah, it's your second side theme. 127 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:21,160 Socks, yes. Now, because like the sock talk 128 00:06:21,160 --> 00:06:24,360 has been on my podcast and every person that's listened to my 129 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:27,280 podcast have to think about like the socks talk. 130 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:30,000 It's like never gonna go away in their head. 131 00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:33,440 So like, if I ever date a new guy and they listen to the sock 132 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:36,960 talk on my podcast, they're gonna think about that whenever 133 00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:40,080 they have sex with another girl. It's about my podcast about the 134 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:42,680 socks on and off. I bet you think about me when 135 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:45,040 you look at a sock. There you go and you've won. 136 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:47,280 You've won whenever he's putting on. 137 00:06:47,280 --> 00:06:49,880 Socks, it's you I've won to every. 138 00:06:49,920 --> 00:06:52,720 Yeah. That's fantastic. 139 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:57,720 That's a 1 queen. Okay, what was the like? 140 00:06:57,720 --> 00:06:59,120 What did what did we talk about before? 141 00:06:59,480 --> 00:07:01,200 How men are stupid, they shouldn't talk. 142 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:04,240 That's a direct quote from me. Yep. 143 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:08,880 That's like, that's why that's how you brought up the What is 144 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:12,080 it? The socks 'cause then we went 145 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:14,920 from shoes to socks. Right, 'cause like one guy was 146 00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:17,960 asking stupid questions and you rather that he shut the fuck up. 147 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:19,920 Seriously. Sometimes, and I know they mean 148 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:23,040 it out of the kindness of their hearts, but their hearts are 149 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:24,720 dumb. They're like, oh, I want to 150 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:27,960 compliment you, but let me say it in the most uncomplimenting 151 00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:29,120 way ever. What? 152 00:07:29,120 --> 00:07:31,640 Like what? So I have a little scar on my 153 00:07:31,640 --> 00:07:34,120 neck. And sometimes they're like, hey, 154 00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:37,080 you know, even with the scar, you're so beautiful. 155 00:07:37,120 --> 00:07:38,760 Oh my God. Even like. 156 00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:42,400 You don't have to say it. I was like, how did somehow that 157 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:45,000 hurt? How did we make that bad? 158 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:48,320 No, it's like, it's like somebody telling me like you're 159 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:50,440 pretty for an Asian girl or something like that. 160 00:07:50,440 --> 00:07:51,680 Hey. What does that even mean? 161 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:54,600 Yeah, like you don't have to put like a a prerequisite. 162 00:07:54,720 --> 00:07:56,440 You could just be like, hey, you're pretty thanks. 163 00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:57,960 You know, I took that. Thank you. 164 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:03,000 It's what does that even mean? If they say something like even 165 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:04,640 if blah, blah, blah, you're still pretty. 166 00:08:04,640 --> 00:08:08,400 Like it's like, it's like you're diminishing. 167 00:08:09,160 --> 00:08:10,920 You don't have to diminish other people. 168 00:08:11,320 --> 00:08:15,960 By yeah, like just just take it, just say the good thing, say the 169 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:18,840 thing we want to hear. Because yes, that's the point At 170 00:08:18,840 --> 00:08:21,360 the end of the day, that's what we're thinking about The oh, 171 00:08:21,440 --> 00:08:23,960 we're pretty. That's what I want to hear. 172 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:27,200 Yeah, and we don't have to be pretty because of something. 173 00:08:27,280 --> 00:08:29,800 Yeah, we can just be. We're just pretty, period. 174 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,920 Exactly. Exactly. 175 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:35,000 We're so wholesome. OK? 176 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:36,679 Am I the only one that's sweating? 177 00:08:36,679 --> 00:08:38,200 Are you sweating? No, it's a little hot. 178 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:38,679 It's. A little. 179 00:08:38,679 --> 00:08:40,640 I'm a little, yeah, I'm a. Little I was like, we're gonna 180 00:08:40,640 --> 00:08:43,679 get through. If I see one bit of sweat on me 181 00:08:43,679 --> 00:08:46,240 it's gonna be OK though. I'm, I'm a little sweaty. 182 00:08:46,280 --> 00:08:50,400 I, I don't know, cuz I also I had coffee. 183 00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:52,120 You I heard you just had an energy drink. 184 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:54,440 Yeah, right now I'm kind of like, it's like. 185 00:08:54,520 --> 00:08:55,760 Kicking in. Yes. 186 00:08:55,760 --> 00:08:56,360 Kidding. Kicking in. 187 00:08:56,360 --> 00:08:58,160 Our best thoughts, Our best energy. 188 00:08:58,360 --> 00:08:59,280 Yes. Yeah. 189 00:08:59,960 --> 00:09:01,960 Victoria, are you hot or is it just us? 190 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:04,640 She's like, yes, I am. OK, you're hot. 191 00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:06,840 Oh, oh, she's hot. Yeah, she's hot. 192 00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:12,560 But OK, should we should we turn the AC on for a little bit? 193 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:15,400 Will you hear her? No, it's fine. 194 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:17,880 Oh, then yeah. OK, let's, let's turn it on. 195 00:09:17,880 --> 00:09:22,080 This temperature you want? Yes, up to you babe. 196 00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:24,400 Big questions, Big questions, Fahrenheits. 197 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:28,000 She said. I don't really know Fahrenheit. 198 00:09:28,320 --> 00:09:31,560 Good for her. Yeah, but now it's toasty. 199 00:09:31,560 --> 00:09:32,640 That's. Yeah, it's a little bit. 200 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:35,000 I feel like I'm my. Can you see my sweat on my 201 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:36,760 forehead? Not, not yet. 202 00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:38,120 OK, I feel it. I feel that. 203 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:40,240 I feel it in my arms. I sense it coming, yeah. 204 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:42,920 Yeah, sorry about that. I should have did some 205 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:46,000 temperature control. I know it's New York City and 206 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:49,400 it's the winter, so that means yes, the heat will be on. 207 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:51,200 The heat well. Crazy hot. 208 00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:55,000 Yes, right now we're turning the cold air on. 209 00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:59,480 That's good. Thanks to these microphones, we 210 00:09:59,480 --> 00:10:01,840 don't have to hear the heat the the AC that's so good. 211 00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:07,560 That's so good. OK, back-to-back to the matter 212 00:10:07,560 --> 00:10:11,640 of men. The matter of men should they or 213 00:10:11,640 --> 00:10:13,400 shouldn't they? Should they? 214 00:10:13,560 --> 00:10:15,560 Should they? Shouldn't they? 215 00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:21,360 Oh I got confused at all. I'm like I'm in Alice in 216 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:23,800 Wonderland right now, falling down this rabbit hole. 217 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:27,240 Yes, I was just actually, I just saw like something about Alice 218 00:10:27,240 --> 00:10:29,720 in Wonderland today and they're talking about Alice in 219 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:31,880 Wonderland is just Alice tripping. 220 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:35,880 No, literally like on mushroom. She's just lost and confused. 221 00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:37,800 Yeah. And finds, like, random people. 222 00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:40,440 It's like, I don't know, if you go out, you make friends with 223 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:42,240 everyone. But like, I try to. 224 00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:43,000 Yeah. I'm like. 225 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:45,600 And I've made 10 new best friends tonight. 226 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:47,920 Do I know any of their names? No. 227 00:10:47,920 --> 00:10:53,160 What's my name? Rachel deep like the guys like 228 00:10:53,360 --> 00:10:55,080 that's a good question. I. 229 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:58,200 Thought we're best friends and you know my name, that's why I'm 230 00:10:58,200 --> 00:10:58,880 in your. Bed. 231 00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:02,240 I only go to bed with people I'm best friends with. 232 00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:04,320 Oh yeah? Hell yeah, me too. 233 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:07,320 Yeah, me too. I just fucked Victoria. 234 00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:10,280 No, it's OK. I don't see updates. 235 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:11,600 I don't. Know how that come out? 236 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:13,840 I don't know why. I don't that's it clipped. 237 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:16,040 It's the it's the coffee, it's the caffeine. 238 00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:19,120 Victoria just left the room. She's like, I don't some comfy. 239 00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:22,240 Just like I didn't ask for consent. 240 00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:24,640 I don't know. I don't. 241 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:26,840 Know she's like I told you to not tell anyone. 242 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:30,520 They can't know it's going to ruin the integrity of the pod. 243 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:34,480 No, they can't know. No, it's like, can I say this 244 00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:36,080 stroke? No, it's OK. 245 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:38,000 Can I say it's a stroke? She's she nodded. 246 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,440 She gave us consent. So it's like, there's like one 247 00:11:40,440 --> 00:11:44,680 clip of me, I, I'm queer and I, I made a video of me and 248 00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:46,480 Victoria. We're like acting as like 249 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:49,320 lesbians and we're like, oh, this is like what happens when 250 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:52,800 the means lesbians invite you over and people are like, you're 251 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:53,800 not lesbians. Don't. 252 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:56,360 Don't do this. And who's saying that? 253 00:11:56,880 --> 00:12:00,040 Yeah, like how do you not know the I'm a lesbian? 254 00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:02,800 So like to prove their point, we fucked, No? 255 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:08,960 And to prove it. Like we just like needed them to 256 00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:11,240 be wrong. So yeah, yeah. 257 00:12:11,240 --> 00:12:14,240 So like if you want to check that out, link down below to my 258 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:15,960 only fans. No, it's we. 259 00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:19,200 I haven't gotten that far yet. You should. 260 00:12:19,680 --> 00:12:21,600 Oh. Go for it, you know. 261 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:27,160 Yeah, small business, right? I just saw today a comedian I 262 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:29,600 know. She just started a only fans for 263 00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:32,680 her clips. And I think that's sort of fun, 264 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,680 yeah. I wouldn't do it personally 265 00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:38,520 because he wants to see me be like, hey boys, whoever's 266 00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:41,360 watching. Sort of it's like for her comedy 267 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:45,000 clips. And that's what I meant. 268 00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:47,840 I meant my jokes, right? What else would I be talking 269 00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:48,880 about? My body? 270 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:52,160 No, no, no. I feel like that's such a 271 00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:56,640 brilliant idea because I'm like, people are saying if you post a 272 00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:59,360 clip on social media, you basically, like, abandoned that 273 00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:01,880 joke. Yeah, 'cause then people watch 274 00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:04,400 it and then they see you in person. 275 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:05,560 They're like, I heard that already. 276 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:08,800 I saw it on Instagram. So then you can't make money 277 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:12,920 from like, their ticket sales. Yeah, but if you post it on only 278 00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:16,600 fans, you still make the money and you can still do that joke. 279 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:19,080 Exactly, 'cause who's watching that? 280 00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:22,280 And if they call you out, that means they're watching your only 281 00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:23,880 fans. Exactly. 282 00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:27,480 We've mastered the comedy scene today. 283 00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:32,560 OK, advice for all the comedians out there starred and only fans. 284 00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:34,720 Yes. Not for your body, but for your 285 00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:36,440 voice. Exactly. 286 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:39,120 I love that quote. We should, like, start a 287 00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:42,040 business or something like that. Should be the slogan, yeah. 288 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:44,000 Not for your body, but for your voice. 289 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:45,360 Wow. Wow. 290 00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:47,600 That's good. Yeah, We're working on 291 00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:49,480 something. We're working on something for 292 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:53,240 sure. That's wild, though. 293 00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:58,160 Only fans for stand up. Is it like clip clips though? 294 00:13:58,160 --> 00:14:00,400 Like. I haven't, I haven't subscribed. 295 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:04,600 So I haven't supported a woman's business. 296 00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:11,440 Wait, trans men's business. But I I should I should I will 297 00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:15,240 subscribe and check it out? We support comedy here, Yes 298 00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:16,880 yeah. Up and coming comedians. 299 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:20,720 Yes, but I don't know about regular men starting only fans 300 00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:23,760 and hosting their. Especially stand up comedians. 301 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:25,640 I don't think I need that right now. 302 00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:29,520 I'm not like I just crave to see another man hold a microphone 303 00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:32,160 and talk. That's all I need, yeah. 304 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,400 Wow. It gets to too much. 305 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:37,920 It gets to too much. Are you an open mic girl? 306 00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:39,960 Well, I know you. Host Mic Yeah. 307 00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:41,960 What do you mean an open mic girl like do? 308 00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:44,280 You go to them and you're like, this is fun. 309 00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:48,440 No, I feel like I every time I go to open mic I feel very 310 00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:49,920 shitty about myself. What about you? 311 00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:51,920 Me too. Whenever I leave I'm like, have 312 00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:54,000 I ever been funny? Why? 313 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,640 What's the point of this and like? 314 00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:56,640 What's the point of? Life. 315 00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:59,160 No, seriously. And then you talk to the same, 316 00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:03,160 like, type of person there, and they're always there with their 317 00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:05,920 little, like, iPhone camera recording their set. 318 00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:09,560 But nobody's laughing at it, which is what I find the most 319 00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:11,960 fun about it. Because at the end of the day, 320 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:15,840 isn't it comedy? But we're not. 321 00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:17,240 I don't know. I don't know. 322 00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:23,480 Well, but why so you're not? Are you saying you're not an 323 00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:26,600 open micro? I'm not unfortunate, unless it's 324 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:30,960 like run by the girlies. They'll get behind that. 325 00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:35,000 Yeah, Because then they make it like sort of a show vibe, you 326 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,560 know? Yes, because they support. 327 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:37,800 They actually laugh. Yeah. 328 00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:40,880 And it's like, oh wait, we like each other. 329 00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:43,960 We're about having fun. That's why we're here at the end 330 00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:45,480 of the day. Yeah, I agree. 331 00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:49,280 I've been to some girly, girly open mikes. 332 00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:53,000 So what do you do? I I, I mean I don't want to be 333 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:57,120 an only going to open mics then, but I don't know what else I can 334 00:15:57,120 --> 00:15:58,840 do. It gets complicated. 335 00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:01,560 Like seriously, you're like, then where do I go? 336 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:03,320 How do I try out things? How do you? 337 00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:07,320 Because I can't crack the code. Sorry I interrupted you. 338 00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:10,000 No. I talk over everyone, so you're 339 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:13,880 all good. I think for me, I'm sort of 340 00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:15,720 evil. I just talk to my friends and I 341 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:18,080 do bits and then I wait to see if it lands. 342 00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:21,040 I'm like there my open mic crowd. 343 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:25,000 Oh I I like it. It's like you form your own open 344 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:25,560 mic. Crowd. 345 00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:27,080 Yeah, I'm like, they have to love. 346 00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:29,480 Yeah, and you don't have to pay or you have to buy. 347 00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:32,760 Drinks. Well I do end up buying drinks 348 00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:36,640 if I'm out with my friends. Well, at least it's going to the 349 00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:39,720 friends, you know. Yeah, yeah, a good 'cause. 350 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:43,360 Exactly good 'cause you can pick which bar you know. 351 00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:46,520 Maybe a woman owned bar. Truly. 352 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,880 That's good. That's good. 353 00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:55,920 Are you a are you a what do you, where do you usually go for? 354 00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:59,160 Like your What's your recommendations for open mics 355 00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:02,520 for girlies? Imagine I had like really good 356 00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:06,880 ones off the top of my head. Let me. 357 00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:09,280 Think I really like femmes and friends. 358 00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:12,319 Yes, that one is fantastic. I've heard I haven't like oh 359 00:17:12,319 --> 00:17:15,520 really gone gone yet, but a lot of my friends have done a lot. 360 00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:17,040 Of. I've been at Mike's there and 361 00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:19,079 chose. They're doing shows now too. 362 00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:21,200 Yes, they are. Which is fantastic. 363 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:23,960 I am so happy for them. I think Victoria went with me 364 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,599 once. Or is it Victoria Or is it 365 00:17:25,599 --> 00:17:30,520 another hoe I was fucking? Anyway, sorry, I've daddy's been 366 00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:36,640 busy and I yeah, I think I went. It was so it was really fun. 367 00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:38,800 It was it's gotta feel like you said, it's like a show. 368 00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:42,960 I really so supportive. I've never been so supported in 369 00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:45,760 like a open mic setting. Like it would never happen if 370 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:48,240 you go to a late night all male open mic. 371 00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:48,760 Oh. My God. 372 00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:50,280 Horrifying. Why would they not? 373 00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:53,320 I don't get it. Why would men not laugh? 374 00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:55,560 No serious. Oh, like they don't want to talk 375 00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:59,360 to people after That's another thing yes, because like after 376 00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:04,400 like a girlies mic or leg the girlies, the gay is all of that. 377 00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:08,680 We're talking after we're like swapping Instagrams. 378 00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:12,840 We're like finding a way to stay connected after that yes, 379 00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:15,640 because I think community is also a big thing when it comes 380 00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:18,400 to comedy. And that's why I think I have a 381 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:22,440 good group around me of lots of fun people that I've met at like 382 00:18:22,440 --> 00:18:26,040 shows and Mike's, but I'm not getting that when I go to a 383 00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:28,200 straight man Mike. That's what that's what it is. 384 00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:32,160 A straight man, Mike. A straight man Mike, which is a 385 00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:34,760 lot of the mics. Yeah, most of them like. 386 00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:36,920 Mike is even a straight man's name. 387 00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:38,680 The straightest. Man name? 388 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:41,080 Yeah. That or like Dave. 389 00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:46,360 Imagine that Mike, hosted by Dave. 390 00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:48,400 Like evil. That's disgusting. 391 00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:51,040 There's a guy named Dave watching this right now. 392 00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:55,560 He hosts a mic and he's like, Oh no, did I do something wrong? 393 00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:58,000 Yes, you. Yes, you did. 394 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,040 Yeah. Change your name, Dave, please. 395 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:02,840 Like Dave. What's that girl name for Dave? 396 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:05,920 Davina. Davina Exactly. 397 00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:09,560 Go with Davina. Davina and friends or. 398 00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:14,680 And friends. Yes, Davina and and the girlies 399 00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:17,600 and the sisters. That's cute. 400 00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:20,400 Maybe we should like, now that I'm thinking about it, every 401 00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:23,720 time you say Mike, I'm going to an open mic, I'm going. 402 00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:26,560 Even if you say I'm going to a girly open mic, you're still 403 00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:29,000 saying Mike. And that is a guy's name. 404 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:32,720 So we should change the name of the mic? 405 00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:36,960 Yeah, what about Michelle? Yes, we're going to a Michelle. 406 00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:41,520 I'm going to the Michelle tonight, pulling up who's coming 407 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:44,360 That's. Crazy, right? 408 00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:48,200 Next, I'm gonna rename. If I ever host another open mic, 409 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:50,640 I'm gonna rename the mic Michelle. 410 00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:53,080 Yes. And then people show up and 411 00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:54,960 they're like, is this like Full House themed? 412 00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:56,800 Like where's Michelle Tanner? Yeah. 413 00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:58,760 Was there famous Michelle? Yes. 414 00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:02,240 There's a lot actually. Don't go to. 415 00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:04,120 Open mic's go to open Michelle's. 416 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:10,880 Yes, open Michelle up. Yeah, Michelle Drop. 417 00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:17,760 And Michelle drop, period. Yes, wait, I actually I. 418 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:20,600 I love this idea for you. I feel like I'm just watching 419 00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:22,680 greatness happen. Right. 420 00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:26,360 Yeah, you're eating. Yes, we're making this a clip. 421 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:29,400 Yes. Oh good, goody, goody good. 422 00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:31,480 Anything else other than Michelle because I feel like 423 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:33,920 Mike is short. Michelle is a. 424 00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:37,160 Little I was thinking about like the like but what? 425 00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:41,280 What's a short M girl name? M girl name, right? 426 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:44,160 Like Mary. Mary. 427 00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:50,800 Oh, yes, yeah. Mary. 428 00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:53,520 Mary. Drop Mary open Mary. 429 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,960 Mary's a good girl. Yeah, Mary is a good girl's 430 00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:56,320 name. Yeah. 431 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,880 Michelle. I don't know. 432 00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:01,320 I still like Michelle. I think that's good too. 433 00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:03,040 I. Feel like Michelle is more like 434 00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:06,400 naughty, but Mary is more like, you know, because it's like the 435 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:10,960 Mary's like class. Elegant she has her little lamb. 436 00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:14,760 She has a, She has her. She has her Jesus. 437 00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:20,360 Truly. Yeah, just a good around girl. 438 00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:23,080 Yeah, full. Full Madonna? 439 00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:27,800 What about Madonna? Oh, then we're singing, then 440 00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:31,480 it's karaoke after, oh, right, then it's Mike, then karaoke. 441 00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:36,400 Then that's then that's if it's a variety Mike, it could be 442 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:39,440 Madonna. And you ate with that. 443 00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:41,360 That was good. That was good. 444 00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:43,440 You've been to Saint under Saint Mark's. 445 00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:45,400 I'm doing a show there soon, actually. 446 00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:48,800 Yeah, I'm really excited. I think it's a cute area. 447 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:51,760 Anything around there is great. It's like a great little comedy 448 00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:54,560 scene and great cutesy little bars too. 449 00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:56,560 Yeah, you should. Yeah. 450 00:21:56,880 --> 00:22:00,160 But because like that one is like a variety mic, that's why. 451 00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:02,080 How fun. How fun. 452 00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:03,960 This Is Us giving our best open mics. 453 00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:06,120 Yeah. So like so here's the list guys. 454 00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:08,160 We got it. Don't worry. 455 00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:14,240 We're making new ones and yeah, so St. if Saint Mark's, if under 456 00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:20,360 Saint Mark's has a variety open mic, it should be under St. 457 00:22:20,360 --> 00:22:23,760 Madonna, yes? Or is that too redundant? 458 00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:25,160 Under St. Madonna? 459 00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:26,800 No, I think that's good. Under St. 460 00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:29,440 Madonna. And it's hosted by you. 461 00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:31,280 Thank you. Yeah. 462 00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:33,640 Under St. Madonna Open Michelle. 463 00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:36,680 I'm just seeing Madonna open, Michelle. 464 00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:39,600 I would get so lost in saying that. 465 00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:43,400 I'd be like, yeah. I'm sorry, I'm I feel like this 466 00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:46,920 is going too far with the with the Michelle with the mic 467 00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:48,680 Michelle. No, I think this is great. 468 00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:52,520 This is so good. Thank you for pitching the name 469 00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:54,400 Michelle. I I like Michelle. 470 00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:58,800 Yeah, I love how. Our feet are out. 471 00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:00,760 You were really inspired earlier. 472 00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:03,840 You were like, I do have to show off how beautiful my feet are, 473 00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:07,480 yet not show them at all. No, I think that's good. 474 00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:09,840 That's behind the pay wall. That's why I'm we're. 475 00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:12,640 Yeah, it didn't start that. Only fans yet? 476 00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:14,840 Right. Oh, I should. 477 00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:17,280 Oh my God, I'm so inspired by you. 478 00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:19,880 Like I have so many ideas today I. 479 00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:22,760 Didn't I was not like this on other mics. 480 00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:24,800 You thank you. You're such a muse. 481 00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:27,640 That's what I tell myself every day. 482 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:30,880 No, no, no. Oh, you are. 483 00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:37,760 Thank you, dear Open Muse. Keep them close. 484 00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:40,880 God. Oh, I know, I'm already in your. 485 00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:46,520 Bed but calm down. Oh my God, we have a lot of M 486 00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:50,600 girl name that's like that's ready to replace Mike. 487 00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:54,680 Yeah, so we just need to wait and find the right time to 488 00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:56,080 attack. Exactly. 489 00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:57,520 Get a game of. View yes. 490 00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:02,000 That would be great to read in the history books. 491 00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:06,680 The female stand up revolution. Whoa. 492 00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:11,760 I would if anybody writes this into like a like, you know, a 493 00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:13,840 fiction, you know, I would buy it. 494 00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:17,360 I would read it. Yeah, Somebody like come, come 495 00:24:17,360 --> 00:24:20,680 pay, pay us for the, you know, copyright. 496 00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:22,880 Yeah. And the credit, yes. 497 00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:26,360 And then we'll make bank, but we'll give them a, a discount 498 00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:31,720 because we, we do want to see a fantasy about like what you 499 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:35,600 said, a female, women, woman. Comic revolution? 500 00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:38,440 No biggie. We could do it. 501 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,880 We're living it right now. Get out your notepads. 502 00:24:42,120 --> 00:24:44,320 I don't know if we're living it exactly. 503 00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:50,320 Yeah, right now we're losing the war, but one day we'll step up. 504 00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:53,240 What we'll step up we're we're going to have Open Muse, Open 505 00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:56,240 Michelle, Open Madonna and Open Mary. 506 00:24:56,480 --> 00:25:01,680 Yes, period, period. I'm glad you got all that out 507 00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:04,400 because I forgot half the Ms. halfway through and I was like, 508 00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:08,480 Yep. I was like, I know it's not 509 00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:09,920 Mike. That's all I know. 510 00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:11,640 Exactly. That's all that matters. 511 00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:17,680 What were we talking about before this? 512 00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:20,640 How did we get into it? You were like you went on a 513 00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:25,440 wonderful, beautiful tangent about Mary and Michelle and I 514 00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:30,200 loved we were talking about how men shouldn't talk for a week 515 00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:32,920 after they. Men shouldn't realize their 516 00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:36,600 feelings only a week. Yeah, I think that gives them 517 00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:40,240 enough time to work out whatever is going on up in the noggin. 518 00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:44,920 I don't know, I feel like it's always me that's the one that's 519 00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:48,280 like love bombing. But I think it's fine when it's 520 00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:49,680 you. It's fine. 521 00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:50,800 I think it's. Fine, is it? 522 00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:54,400 Like you mean me or women in general? 523 00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:56,480 No, just you. Just you. 524 00:25:56,480 --> 00:26:00,680 Yeah, you get the special. Pass So you're not allowed. 525 00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:05,560 Are you allowed? See, I could get a little crazy, 526 00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:08,760 right? So probably not, but. 527 00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:12,120 So the the take should be nobody should like. 528 00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:13,800 Nobody. It should be silent. 529 00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:15,640 You should like, block each other for a week. 530 00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:17,880 No, I think you still have to be around each other. 531 00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:20,720 It's just sad. It's like mysterious. 532 00:26:21,360 --> 00:26:25,760 Oh, like we're in a movie. Right, shut the fuck up, watch 533 00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:28,120 the movie, feel the ambience and. 534 00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:30,560 Yeah, like, I just know that you're here and that's enough. 535 00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:36,320 That's cute. Sort of in a freaky way. 536 00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:43,040 Oh, freaky. We, we just went somewhere. 537 00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:45,480 Where did we go? You like lit up? 538 00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:49,400 No, you know this. I don't know why this lit up the 539 00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:53,000 area in my brain that's thinking about Donald Trump and and 540 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,920 Mumdani. Yeah, like what? 541 00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,760 No. Have you not seen, have you seen 542 00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:01,680 the clip of like Donald Trump and Mumdani? 543 00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:08,560 Making out No guys, guys no, no. There must be a clip of that 544 00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:13,960 it's but it's probably no. Have you seen like the clip of 545 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:19,520 like like the reporter asking? The fascist thing, yes. 546 00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:21,440 Yeah. Isn't that fun? 547 00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:23,320 Isn't that like? Yeah, that's what Freaky 548 00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:29,160 reminded me of. When I saw a freak, I thought of 549 00:27:29,360 --> 00:27:35,320 Trump and, you know, yeah, yeah. He's like, just say it, Just say 550 00:27:35,360 --> 00:27:36,760 it. Don't worry. 551 00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:41,840 I just saw a clip today. It's like, it's like Zoran is 552 00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:46,720 like, you know, I don't know if I should call you this in front 553 00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:47,840 of all these people. And. 554 00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:50,480 And Trump is like, it's OK, you can call me that. 555 00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:52,320 He's like, I like to hear it. Yeah. 556 00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:56,000 And he's like, he's like, yes, you fucking fascist. 557 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,160 And he's like, Oh yes, yes, I like that. 558 00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:00,680 Yeah, and like, we're all just watching. 559 00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:04,920 Are we all like they're like part of their play? 560 00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:07,480 No, seriously, it's very euphoria, you know? 561 00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:08,760 And they're like, is this about us? 562 00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:11,920 Euphoria the show or Euphoria the the word? 563 00:28:12,120 --> 00:28:15,280 OK, yeah, I'm glad we're here. Yes. 564 00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:19,280 Euphoria up here. What a good time in 565 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:20,760 entertainment when that was like. 566 00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:25,320 Yeah, before Sydney Sweeney turned republican. 567 00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:28,560 Yeah, and put on jeans. Girl, girl. 568 00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:31,720 Cassie girl, no. Yeah, where's our Cassie? 569 00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:36,680 Long gone, Long gone and in the grave with Nate Jacobs. 570 00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:43,320 Honestly, I was just thinking that Nate Jacobs, the actors, he 571 00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:45,760 doesn't have Instagram. What's his name? 572 00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:48,920 Jacob, O Lordy. Jacob Alordi, Yeah. 573 00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:52,160 So his character's last name is his first name. 574 00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:58,480 Yeah, his two names. Two first names. 575 00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:00,640 And that's how you know not to trust a bitch. 576 00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:02,880 Two first names. Exactly. 577 00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:06,280 Yeah. Yes, if your last name can also 578 00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:08,960 works as a first name. It gets confusing. 579 00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:12,400 It gets confusing. Like, I don't know, Dwayne 580 00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:15,320 Johnson. Yeah, that's confusing. 581 00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:17,240 Yeah. And he's a little freaky. 582 00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:21,520 No, he's not. But like Michael Jackson like 583 00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:24,200 that, we should have known. We should have known at that 584 00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:25,920 point. Yes, it's redundant. 585 00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:28,000 How are you saying two first names twice? 586 00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:29,520 Yeah, just change your last name. 587 00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:32,880 Yeah, this is the Change Your Name podcast. 588 00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:37,280 We would like to change every name to make it suit us, please. 589 00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:38,240 Yes. Thank you. 590 00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:41,160 Yes. And I was thinking about posting 591 00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:43,480 this a little bit earlier, but because we were doing topical 592 00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:46,400 content like Donald Trump and Mum Donnie, I probably would 593 00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:49,280 bump this up a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 594 00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:51,280 Yeah, why not? Yeah. 595 00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:54,800 Bring it back to them. Trump's in his gay era. 596 00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:56,680 Can I say that? Am I allowed to say that? 597 00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:59,000 I think it's fine I. Don't come for me, I. 598 00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:02,080 I think you're OK. You're American. 599 00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:04,280 Oh, so I can say anything I want right now? 600 00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:06,080 Yeah. America. 601 00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:09,360 How does it go? What's the song you're trying to 602 00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:11,640 sing? I made-up my own apparently. 603 00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:16,000 I thought it's like part of like the American and national anthem 604 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,040 that I don't know. Imagine there's like a secret 605 00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:20,920 part where we're like and everyone keep going and the. 606 00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:25,360 Only real American. Only the real Americans don't. 607 00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:28,320 Yeah, that's the test. Yes, that's part of the citizen 608 00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:30,960 test. It's like finish the verb, the 609 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:34,600 the last chorus. That would be felt like a finish 610 00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:37,240 the lyric but for a citizen test. 611 00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:41,160 Bizarre. Yeah, it's like plant karaoke. 612 00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:43,360 Blind karaoke, but for the citizen test. 613 00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:46,160 They're like, so it's behind you guess the song. 614 00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:50,520 You're like, I got it, I know it, can I go, please? 615 00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:53,120 How does it go? How does it go? 616 00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:56,720 Well, there's like a couple. There's a couple American, 617 00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:58,920 National. Anthem there's like the just 618 00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:01,520 like genders. I'm getting real stupid right 619 00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:02,960 now. There's people ripping this 620 00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:05,920 apart like girl, you're dumb. Get out of here. 621 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:14,080 Oh, the New Jersey showing. Yeah, but it's like America, 622 00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:20,200 America, God shit his. That's not like there is also 623 00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:23,480 like, I'm so confused. Say, can you see? 624 00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:26,560 OK, that sounds more familiar. Yeah, that, that's like the 625 00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:29,760 basic one. That's the one they made us like 626 00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:35,720 salute to in school. Like uh huh, stand up for and 627 00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:38,600 like be like, this is our. OK, OK, this is our home. 628 00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:43,200 What's the first line? Oh, say, can you see? 629 00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:46,640 That's the star spangled panel. Oh, say yeah. 630 00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:48,720 Say like speaking. Yeah. 631 00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:50,560 Oh, say, can you see? Yeah. 632 00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:56,240 Can you see and then what? By the dawn's early light. 633 00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:58,080 By the dawn's early light. Yeah. 634 00:31:58,080 --> 00:32:00,480 It's very poetic. Oh, yeah. 635 00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:02,320 They they were wordsmiths back then. 636 00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:05,440 Yeah, I don't understand. But like what you mean by the 637 00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:08,640 first line? Like it's very metaphoric. 638 00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:12,120 Yeah, like. They they were on to something 639 00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:14,680 back then. They were on to it. 640 00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:19,560 Yeah, it's, yeah, it's, it's like euphemism. 641 00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:23,480 Yes, very much, Very much. Because I was thinking like the 642 00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:26,480 Chinese national anthem. The first line was, I feel like 643 00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:30,560 the Chinese national anthem, OK. Oh, I'm ready. 644 00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:35,040 It's get up the people who don't want to be slaves. 645 00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:41,680 That sort of sounds like a really fun, like club song 646 00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:45,360 though, like Get up the People and everyone's like yes. 647 00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:49,200 Yes, yes. Wait, I'm like, what's the next 648 00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:51,600 line? That's wild put. 649 00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:58,240 Our bodies and blood into a new the Great Wall, right? 650 00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:00,280 Yeah, Victoria said. Yes. 651 00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:05,640 This is sort of art. This is crazy. 652 00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:12,560 Wait, when do you know when this was like a staple song? 653 00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:14,520 Like oh, when did it? When did it write it? 654 00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:17,440 Yeah, or like when did you have to like? 655 00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:21,480 Listen to it every day. Like not every day, but like, 656 00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:23,240 you know what? This is what we stand up and 657 00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:28,800 sing along and like when, like at the Olympics, OK, yes, like 658 00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:32,200 you don't play this every day when you were in needle in high 659 00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:34,640 school, Vic. 'S going to say we had like that 660 00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:36,480 in school where we had to do like the pledge. 661 00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:39,320 OK, we can't hear what Victoria say, Victoria said. 662 00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:42,400 What was Victoria say? She was saying that she had to 663 00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:44,360 listen to it like every day in middle school. 664 00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:47,840 High school, right? Yeah, I don't wait, did I? 665 00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:50,960 Or at least on Monday. OK. 666 00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:51,920 On Mondays? Yes, every. 667 00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:55,520 Week only on Mondays. Monday you have like the you 668 00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:58,120 like raise the flag and that's where you can listen to it. 669 00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:01,320 Did you have that? We didn't have to like raise a 670 00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:03,520 flag because this was like all inside in class. 671 00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:06,400 Like before announcements, it would be like that. 672 00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:11,000 Then they'd be like, and now for lunch, we're having chicken. 673 00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:13,440 Oh, that's like what's followed by. 674 00:34:15,679 --> 00:34:19,840 That's it was like, salute your flag. 675 00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:23,000 Here's what's for lunch. Start class. 676 00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:26,639 Yes, very I yes. Yeah, which is very. 677 00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:31,280 I'm very America was like, be proud, eat food, go. 678 00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:34,239 Yeah. What? 679 00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:35,960 What did Victoria want to say? Not really. 680 00:34:38,199 --> 00:34:39,840 Oh, OK. I thought she looked like she 681 00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:42,239 wanted to say something. She's not not. 682 00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:44,120 Really. Yeah, I don't want to talk 683 00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:47,800 today. OK, I got. 684 00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:50,360 I don't know, we can go back. Let's go back. 685 00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:52,840 Yes, I didn't need for this to be. 686 00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:56,800 Patriotic. It was like, like, this is going 687 00:34:56,800 --> 00:35:00,360 to get clipped crazy and I'm going to be somewhere that I 688 00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:03,200 don't want to be. Yes, yeah, me neither. 689 00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:05,000 Let's go somewhere else. Let's let's. 690 00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:07,120 Go safety. Let's go back to men. 691 00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:09,480 Yeah, that's where I feel safest. 692 00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:11,920 How about you? With a man? 693 00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:14,960 A diabolical evil. Evil. 694 00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:19,360 Truly Yuck. But I can't help fall for it. 695 00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:23,400 Unfortunately, when is when was the last time you fell for a 696 00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:26,400 man? I started to cry. 697 00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:29,600 Imagine I'm like it was just do it. 698 00:35:29,720 --> 00:35:34,640 No, I could never. I don't think I've fallen 699 00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:36,680 recently. OK, I only rise. 700 00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:39,160 Oh. Hell yeah, like a queen. 701 00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:42,920 Yes, like a phoenix in the ashes I rise. 702 00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:45,920 That's something. You you seem very like 703 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:51,360 nonchalant about man. Yeah, because like I used to be 704 00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:53,880 like crazy. Obviously you seem. 705 00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:56,320 Very nonchalant for your age. Thank you. 706 00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:59,800 Yeah, you have like maturity. It's like you've you've seen 707 00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:02,360 everything and nothing matters anymore. 708 00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:04,560 Nothing matters knowing nothing matters. 709 00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:06,240 Wicked. It's a quote. 710 00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:08,480 Oh really? Which like. 711 00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:11,320 What does that mean? Wait, what's the lie? 712 00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:13,880 Nothing matters knowing nothing matters. 713 00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:16,920 Nothing matters knowing nothing matters. 714 00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:20,880 It makes no sense yet all the sense in my head. 715 00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:24,080 Yes. And after I heard that, I was 716 00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:29,000 like, you know what? The men will come to me exactly, 717 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:33,680 and oh, they do and don't. And don't worry, we're doing 718 00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:37,200 good. Yeah, well, yeah, they're always 719 00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:41,160 here, always there. We keep them back there behind 720 00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:41,920 the door. Yeah. 721 00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:44,800 Behind this wall is that there's actually I built. 722 00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:47,600 I told you, it's my roommate, but it's actually like a dungeon 723 00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:49,880 that I built for all the men that I've seen. 724 00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:52,600 You better work. Yeah, Every time. 725 00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:54,680 Every time, Yeah. That's the other show you're 726 00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:56,720 working on, yeah. Yeah, the other show, that's why 727 00:36:56,720 --> 00:37:00,360 I'm having these like very soundproof microphones, because 728 00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:02,680 then you don't, you don't hear them scream in the back. 729 00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:04,760 Because we can't do that, they ruin it. 730 00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:07,920 And that's why men should be silent for a week. 731 00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:13,520 Hell yeah, full circle. Moment I was like, I sense it. 732 00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:18,120 I sense silencing men. Yes, that's the theme. 733 00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:21,800 There we go. Sometimes silence is better. 734 00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:28,760 Yeah, let's take a moment being silenced. 735 00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:32,840 Let's do a breath work exercise. I honestly don't know how to 736 00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:35,920 lead a breath work exercise. I don't know why I dig myself 737 00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:36,440 into that hole. I. 738 00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:38,840 Just loved how you were like, let's take a moment on this 739 00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:44,360 podcast to not talk Blessed. Sorry, I know we can't hear the 740 00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:47,560 sneeze, but I needed you to know that I was blessing you. 741 00:37:47,720 --> 00:37:52,280 Victoria sneezed. It's OK, but Victoria is not. 742 00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:57,400 Victoria doesn't believe in God. Can you still bless her? 743 00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,280 Yeah, I think so. Wow. 744 00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:02,840 I'm getting like on a really. This is going on My. 745 00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:08,280 I still go to hell after I die. No, no, I also, I don't really 746 00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:09,840 believe in anything. Here's my lore. 747 00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:12,560 I don't believe in anything. But I also believe in everything 748 00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:14,000 because I don't want to offend people. 749 00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:16,160 OK, so I'm just like, you know, everyone's right. 750 00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:19,000 Me too. I'm like, you know, you all live 751 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,800 your dreams. Everybody has a point. 752 00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:25,200 Yes. So you go on what you want to go 753 00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:27,560 on. Just don't be like mean. 754 00:38:28,240 --> 00:38:30,760 Yeah, don't be mean. You do whatever you want. 755 00:38:31,240 --> 00:38:35,480 It's like, it's like you can't change a belief. 756 00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:38,280 Yeah, because, like, how am I going to do that? 757 00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:40,240 How am I going to do that for you? 758 00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:45,960 Yeah, I'm like, no, you should keep your socks on during sex. 759 00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:50,000 Like it's just like that. It's the same. 760 00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:54,640 Thing yes, it's OK if I don't want to keep my socks on, but I 761 00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:58,040 respect that you want to keep. Yourself, because we all have 762 00:38:58,040 --> 00:38:59,600 our own feet at the end of the day. 763 00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:03,200 Yeah, we have our own feet, and you keeping your socks on 764 00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:06,640 doesn't really matter. To my pleasure, I can. 765 00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:10,880 Even if we're in the same situation, we can both enjoy. 766 00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:16,880 Yeah, you just have if you like your socks on better, or even if 767 00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:19,480 you want to get freaky and just have two socks, have one sock 768 00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:22,440 on, or have two socks on 2 layers, it's. 769 00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:25,160 Up to you. Layer as much as you want, take 770 00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:28,000 as much as you want off. That's on religion. 771 00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:31,680 Wow, right. We did that. 772 00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:37,360 So we did that so deep, truly. Wow, I did not expect this 773 00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:39,960 episode to be this deep. No, serious. 774 00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:43,920 I don't think I've ever talked about anything so substantial. 775 00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:46,920 Before me too, is this substantial or is it not 776 00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:49,000 substantial because. For me it is. 777 00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:54,080 It is substantial, but but not not substantial because there's 778 00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:57,240 no substance. There's all like, you know, 779 00:39:57,320 --> 00:40:00,440 intellectual. Yeah, which I don't have, so. 780 00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:01,760 That's no we you. You do well. 781 00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:04,160 Thank you. Yes, I think you. 782 00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:08,640 Got a whole lot, thank you. It's intelligence in the eye of 783 00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:12,280 the holder. Snaps for that. 784 00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:17,800 It seems like I feel like this part, this episode is becoming 785 00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:22,160 like an ASMR, Yeah. I should have like big nails on 786 00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:30,280 and be like, do you like that? I'm so sorry. 787 00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:34,280 Yeah, I I guess we're we're almost running out of time. 788 00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:37,640 I can't believe time runs so fast. 789 00:40:37,720 --> 00:40:41,560 Yeah, time flies. Time flies when you're talking 790 00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:44,080 to Mike, having fun chatting about. 791 00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:51,880 Everything Yeah, hey, hey, we we we believe in women equality. 792 00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:59,000 So yes, this is not this is use another M word talking to a. 793 00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:04,040 Yeah, talking. To a Michelle talking to a Mary 794 00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:07,560 talking To a Margaret talking to a. 795 00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:09,520 We can keep going forever and ever. 796 00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:12,320 Mary Ann still a part of Mary. But why not? 797 00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:18,200 Yeah, yeah. Talking into our Michelle's has 798 00:41:18,240 --> 00:41:20,120 been really fun. Today, yes. 799 00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:22,680 Michelle's so good, right? Yeah. 800 00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:26,120 This is not a mic like how? Look at how pink it is. 801 00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:27,680 It's. Seriously magnificent. 802 00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:31,880 Another M. Exactly Magnificent Maleficent, 803 00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:35,720 although that's. But that's an M name. 804 00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:39,080 That is an M name. That's the Halloween episode, 805 00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:40,080 right? Yeah, right. 806 00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:43,440 That's when I changed the mic cover into like, I don't know, 807 00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:45,760 like, what's Maleficent's colour? 808 00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:48,760 Isn't it, like, purple? OK, like purple vibes. 809 00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:50,800 Yeah, yes. Changing it up. 810 00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:55,880 Oh yes, OK, I did not know this but like why don't you talk 811 00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:57,720 about purple? I thought about lavender and I 812 00:41:57,720 --> 00:42:00,080 did not know lavender marriage meant. 813 00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:04,760 What'd you think it meant? Wait, I don't know. 814 00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:07,440 I just thought it's you were like, it's so nice, you know, 815 00:42:07,720 --> 00:42:10,920 it's like people have golden marriage, silver marriage. 816 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,960 That means like they've hit like a 50 year old mark. 817 00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:15,480 Like they've been married for 50. 818 00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:18,040 Years and there was like, it's been a week and it's going 819 00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:20,200 pretty well. Yeah. 820 00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:24,160 I think it could go well. A lavender marriage, Yeah. 821 00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:27,720 Like, yeah, it's because it's a colour and that's like golden 822 00:42:27,720 --> 00:42:30,600 and silver is also a colour. Lavender is just that's 823 00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:31,720 beautiful. Maybe. 824 00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:35,040 Yeah, I did not think too much about what that meant. 825 00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:38,320 When did you find out? You're like, I'm in one right 826 00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:41,280 now. I found out and I don't know how 827 00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:44,520 to get out. No, I'm not in one yet, but 828 00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:47,600 maybe in the future because my, my hollow. 829 00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:51,880 What is it called? Horoscope reader, What is what 830 00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:54,880 is that? Oh Astra astrologist. 831 00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:58,040 Yes, my astrologist told me that I'm going to get married four 832 00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:02,920 times and how can you not have one lavender marriage out of my 833 00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:05,240 4 marriages? You know, maybe. 834 00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:07,360 What do you do with that knowledge though? 835 00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:10,840 Like when you get married the first time, you're like, OK. 836 00:43:11,240 --> 00:43:14,800 One down. Yep, who's ready for the next? 837 00:43:16,240 --> 00:43:19,320 I don't know. I think I don't know how how I 838 00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:20,800 deal with that information right now. 839 00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:22,200 I just talk about it on the podcast. 840 00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:24,040 Yeah, you're like, I just got to get through it. 841 00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:25,880 Yeah, just got to wait till it happens. 842 00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:28,800 Yeah, I trust in the timing of the universe. 843 00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:32,160 Truly, that's what I do, Yeah. I think. 844 00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:37,520 That's magnificent. Yeah, yeah. 845 00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:41,520 And yeah, I Is there anything you would like to add before we 846 00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:45,080 finish? Before we finish, before I put 847 00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:50,520 on my shoes and get out of here. No, it's OK, you can you. 848 00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:52,800 Can keep your shoes on. Don't worry, you can keep your 849 00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:54,720 shoes. One thing about my bed is shoes 850 00:43:54,720 --> 00:43:57,120 are always on. You. 851 00:43:57,320 --> 00:44:00,320 No, I think that's gross. Yeah. 852 00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:03,240 Why do you say that? Because I like to lie. 853 00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:07,840 Like a diva. It's OK, we need more women 854 00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:10,760 lying. We need yeah, more women lying, 855 00:44:11,240 --> 00:44:14,800 more men shut up. Yeah, shut up, period. 856 00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:18,640 Let me app about nothing. Thank you. 857 00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:25,320 Yes, first week men don't talk. Silence and women lying. 858 00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:28,640 Yeah, OK, That's the secret to a good relationship. 859 00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:32,720 Yes, and and don't forget to call your mic Michelle. 860 00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:34,480 Yeah. Yeah. 861 00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:35,880 We love him, Michelle. OK. 862 00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:39,600 Thank you so much, Alexa. This is such a fun episode. 863 00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:44,240 OK, I guess we can wrap up. I can. 864 00:44:44,240 --> 00:44:46,080 We can turn it off. Yeah. 865 00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:52,080 Hey, you're such a good host. Am I so? 866 00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,400 Good, what like this is you're so good. 867 00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:57,320 This is just so fun. These vibes. 868 00:44:57,640 --> 00:45:01,200 I'm like. Oh, Oh my God, I I don't really. 869 00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:01,880 Yes.