1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:05,400 I wanna sell my like heels, so I put pictures of my heels and I 2 00:00:05,880 --> 00:00:07,760 have some pictures of me wearing the heels. 3 00:00:07,760 --> 00:00:11,880 Yeah and then like this this post got like, I don't know, 4 00:00:11,880 --> 00:00:13,560 like 50,000 views. What? 5 00:00:13,720 --> 00:00:15,640 You went viral on Facebook Marketplace. 6 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:20,280 That's so that's funny. Wait, but. 7 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:23,800 Nobody's bought it. That is you know, it's they're 8 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:26,200 taking your feet pic. That's why that's disgusting. 9 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:28,400 That's why OK, so it's not Facebook marketplace. 10 00:00:28,440 --> 00:00:30,720 It is people that are disgusting. 11 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:34,520 OK 50,000. I guess I don't know how many 12 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:35,840 but. It's like God, how many people 13 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:38,040 have feet Fetishes, truly. I know. 14 00:00:38,040 --> 00:00:40,320 Like, I did not know there's so many people like there. 15 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:42,840 I did not know that. That's so funny. 16 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:45,480 That's where they shop for feet. Feet pictures. 17 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:47,480 It's actually kind of smart 'cause it's free. 18 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:50,240 Yeah, and they're like, can't. They just Google it. 19 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:51,840 I don't know, right? Right. 20 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:53,480 Like. Person with the heel. 21 00:00:53,880 --> 00:00:58,120 And they let me know like, they tell me like, like sometimes. 22 00:00:58,160 --> 00:01:00,600 I said you. Yes, I guess so many messages. 23 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:02,600 What do they say? Like what's the best one you've 24 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:06,240 gotten? Oh, wait, wait, wait, can I pull 25 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:08,480 it up? Yes please, I I literally can't 26 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:15,200 wait. Talia, what's keeping you up 27 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:18,160 tonight? OK, so here's my take and it's 28 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:21,120 correct. I think that men should be more 29 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:24,560 embarrassed during sex. And let me explain. 30 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:29,320 So if you are a man and you're heterosexual and you're going 31 00:01:29,320 --> 00:01:32,520 down on a woman and then within two minutes you're told to like 32 00:01:32,520 --> 00:01:35,760 come back up, that's not that's not good and you shouldn't be 33 00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:39,640 happy about that. Yet a lot are like fucking watch 34 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:44,120 a YouTube tutorial, figure it out like like we should not have 35 00:01:44,120 --> 00:01:46,520 to teach them. I don't get it. 36 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:49,680 And it's like women think about everything, right? 37 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:51,280 Like we think about how our body looks. 38 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:54,520 We think about like I over perceive everything all the 39 00:01:54,520 --> 00:01:57,960 time. So like these fucking mid men 40 00:01:58,600 --> 00:02:02,880 need to learn and they need to not just not know how to eat a 41 00:02:02,880 --> 00:02:05,840 girl out OK? IA 100% agree. 42 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:08,520 Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. 43 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:12,400 I don't know, maybe. Well, OK, here's my thing. 44 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:16,440 I feel like you're saying that I we shouldn't be teaching them, 45 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:18,440 but how would they know if we're not teaching them? 46 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:21,160 No, but I'm also like, I don't want to teach you. 47 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:23,800 I feel like you exactly right. I feel like you should know. 48 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:25,840 Nobody taught me how to get a blowjob. 49 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:28,360 No, no, right. And if you don't know, like 50 00:02:28,640 --> 00:02:32,040 fucking learn like I guess, OK, here's the thing. 51 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:35,920 If you're dating someone, maybe like I would take the time to 52 00:02:35,920 --> 00:02:38,480 teach them if it's a rando. If you're a rando and you're 53 00:02:38,480 --> 00:02:41,000 just hooking up with someone, like I'm not gonna take the 54 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:44,800 fucking time. So it's just how they learn. 55 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:47,920 They figure it out. Google where a clit is on 56 00:02:47,920 --> 00:02:50,560 Google, it'll show you watch porn. 57 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:53,800 I don't know like figure it out. Yes. 58 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:57,120 You know, like, there's like, I've met someone who's like, 59 00:02:57,640 --> 00:03:01,200 recommending me all these books that he has read and he's like, 60 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:03,160 very good at going down on women. 61 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:05,360 Hell yeah. And one of the books he 62 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:08,960 recommended was She Comes First. He's. 63 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,720 Reading. And another one was called 64 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:15,920 Becoming Clitorid, which is right there. 65 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:17,960 Is it OK? Could you, could you get me that 66 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:19,880 one? The pink book down there? 67 00:03:20,760 --> 00:03:21,880 Yes. No, no, no, no, no. 68 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:22,880 The other one. No, no, no. 69 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:25,240 The other one. The book on the No, no, no. 70 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:26,560 Yes. The pink one. 71 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:29,600 The pink pink one. Yes. 72 00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:34,400 Yes. Keep coming, keep coming. 73 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:36,960 Clitor it. I love it. 74 00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:40,000 That is so funny. I like that he's who is this 75 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:43,400 man. He's just someone who. 76 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:45,520 I like these. Thanks, Mom. 77 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:46,880 Thanks, Mom. OK. 78 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:49,840 So, OK, we're talking about mom talking about how you can 79 00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:54,360 instruct your male partner, OK? I think this this book is mainly 80 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:57,400 for women and She Comes First is mainly for men. 81 00:03:57,440 --> 00:04:00,840 OK, but. Oh, I kind of like that, how to 82 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:03,800 instruct, but like also it's just, I don't know, that's 83 00:04:03,800 --> 00:04:06,160 annoying is all. I'm just saying it's just so. 84 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:07,320 Stupid. I don't want to be stupid. 85 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:10,400 I feel like it's it takes out the fun part of sex. 86 00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:13,360 It's like now I have to be like, prepare a lecture. 87 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:15,000 Yeah, and it's like, here's my thing too. 88 00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:20,480 Like every, almost every woman has like gone through that, you 89 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:23,400 know, like it's such like a universal experience for like 90 00:04:23,840 --> 00:04:29,000 heterosexual whatever, like sex and diddling and shit. 91 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:31,720 Like it's just, it's just so stupid. 92 00:04:31,840 --> 00:04:34,840 Yeah. And it's, and I just think they 93 00:04:34,840 --> 00:04:36,600 think like when they don't have to like eat them out anymore, 94 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:40,040 they're like woo Hoo, you know, like it's like they like men say 95 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:42,760 they like it, but like, do they in general? 96 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:45,040 Some do for sure, but like. Yeah, I feel. 97 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:46,160 Like, I don't act like it. It's. 98 00:04:46,440 --> 00:04:49,440 It's better to have. It's better to not have someone 99 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:52,360 go down on me than having someone go down on me and it's 100 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:54,040 bad. Claps, claps, claps. 101 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:56,080 Yeah. Like, it's like embarrassing. 102 00:04:56,080 --> 00:04:58,920 I'm like. Like I, I don't know how to tell 103 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:01,200 them when they're like, they think they're doing such a good 104 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:03,120 job. No, it's yeah, that's why it's 105 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:05,680 like, I don't know, we protect men too much. 106 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:07,240 I protect men too much, honestly. 107 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:10,840 Like I, I, yeah, we just protect them too much and they're just 108 00:05:10,840 --> 00:05:13,800 mid as people. Yeah, I saw this TikTok that was 109 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:20,520 like when you're dating a man, think about if they would be 110 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:22,400 your friend if they were a woman. 111 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:25,160 And I was like, wow, that's a really interesting thought. 112 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:30,200 Because like, I just feel like like women date such mid, like 113 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:33,720 good women date such. No, that's OK. 114 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:37,640 Good, good quality women date such mid fucking men. 115 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:39,760 And it's like you wouldn't be friends with them if they were a 116 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:41,480 woman, but like you're dating them. 117 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:43,840 And it's because the quality of men is so low. 118 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:45,880 And I just think it's sad. Like what? 119 00:05:46,040 --> 00:05:50,360 OK, to be fair, I don't know if women can be better at going 120 00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:52,720 down on women. OK, that's my that's my heart, 121 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:54,800 heart take. No, that's fair. 122 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:57,640 I think they are, though I will say my lesbian friends are like 123 00:05:57,720 --> 00:06:00,680 Oh my God like what the hell. Like I feel like there's no 124 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:03,080 problem with the. I don't know though. 125 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:05,640 I don't know. I don't. 126 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:09,040 I have very limited experience with women and and I feel like 127 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:12,760 they haven't been better than the man who gave me this book. 128 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:16,720 Well, the man who gave me this book is amazing and we love him 129 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:18,400 and I want to know everything about him. 130 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:21,000 I love this man. Don't love him? 131 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:22,560 No. Do you love him? 132 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:24,760 No, I don't love him. OK, he's just fun. 133 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:27,360 Yeah. And I feel like everybody, this 134 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:29,440 should be like everybody should know how to. 135 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:30,880 Yeah, did you read the whole thing? 136 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:33,880 No, I haven't, but I really. It's kind of long. 137 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:35,840 Right. And it's like I, I was gonna do 138 00:06:35,840 --> 00:06:38,920 some like a a random page flip and we can just read a 139 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:40,000 paragraph. Yeah, let's do it. 140 00:06:40,680 --> 00:06:42,880 This is so fun. I like tell me, tell me when. 141 00:06:43,680 --> 00:06:45,560 I feel like you're a magician now. 142 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:50,480 OK, myths to manage. Wait, you you read it? 143 00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:56,840 OK, myths to manage Mangle. I don't even want to write what 144 00:06:56,840 --> 00:06:58,640 I mean. Myths to mangle more. 145 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:04,120 Along with calling me queen of the preface, my family teases 146 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:06,400 me. Sometimes I'm really bad at 147 00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:10,320 reading, sometimes going on about a point I've already made. 148 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:11,640 Wait, let's just start with this one, OK? 149 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:14,640 Myth. Vibrators are addictive. 150 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:17,880 OK truth. Do carpenters become addicted to 151 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:20,960 power tools? No power tools just get the job 152 00:07:20,960 --> 00:07:23,120 done faster. Many women really love their 153 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:25,840 vibrators, but that's a personal preference, not an addiction. 154 00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:29,640 That is like this is a silly book but I love that I don't. 155 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:31,080 Do you think vibrators are addictive? 156 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:34,120 Are I feel like people some people think. 157 00:07:34,640 --> 00:07:37,560 People get addicted to them and like when they're like horny 158 00:07:37,560 --> 00:07:40,480 proteins. I can I can be addicted to 159 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:42,840 vibrators. Yeah, I mean I. 160 00:07:42,840 --> 00:07:46,000 Like if you're not addicted to your vibrators, you're not using 161 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,160 the right vibrator. Yeah, I think that's been our 162 00:07:48,480 --> 00:07:50,400 that's fair. But I feel like an addiction is 163 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:52,520 when you like literally cannot stop. 164 00:07:52,960 --> 00:07:55,920 So I don't think it's an addiction like you're like not 165 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:57,320 going to work. Yeah. 166 00:07:57,680 --> 00:08:02,040 Well, that could happen. Like, well, I could see it 167 00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:03,800 happening. I don't know. 168 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:07,640 But I feel like it's like, I guess it's not the same for men 169 00:08:07,640 --> 00:08:09,360 because they can't come so many times. 170 00:08:09,520 --> 00:08:15,160 I know one thing you don't have we have unlimited, which that's 171 00:08:15,160 --> 00:08:16,720 actually really cool about women. 172 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:18,840 Yes, that it just like is unlimited. 173 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:22,600 It's so cool. It's a, it's very powerful, but 174 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:23,720 it's. Like it's the only power we 175 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:26,200 hold. If we can do it for so many 176 00:08:26,200 --> 00:08:28,000 times, you can't. You can't even get us to. 177 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:30,920 I know one. I do think it's harder to get to 178 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:33,880 1 and then easier after one. Right. 179 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:36,799 Yeah. Oh, So on your other podcast, I 180 00:08:36,799 --> 00:08:38,520 don't know if I'm allowed to talk about the other one. 181 00:08:38,559 --> 00:08:40,280 Yeah. The the Adderall thing was 182 00:08:40,280 --> 00:08:42,440 really funny. Like that you were saying like 183 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:45,760 you need to focus or that you said you need to focus to come 184 00:08:45,760 --> 00:08:47,720 and like it's kind of true. Right, it's. 185 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:50,360 Actually, like you kind of kept to be like in the zone. 186 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:52,200 You're like, OK. Yeah, you have to. 187 00:08:53,120 --> 00:08:54,400 It can't be distracted. Yeah. 188 00:08:54,560 --> 00:08:57,440 Which is so crazy. And I feel like I recently found 189 00:08:57,440 --> 00:09:01,400 that it also applies to men. No way, I think so. 190 00:09:01,880 --> 00:09:05,920 Like, have you been with the man and he can't come? 191 00:09:06,240 --> 00:09:09,400 Yeah, but I feel like that's like just like whiskey Dick or 192 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:10,880 whatever. What is that? 193 00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:13,680 Oh my God, it's like when they drink too much and they like 194 00:09:13,680 --> 00:09:16,000 can't get hard and can't come. You don't know that. 195 00:09:16,040 --> 00:09:17,000 Right. I don't know about that. 196 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:17,960 Yeah. It's like a thing. 197 00:09:17,960 --> 00:09:19,800 I mean, unless they make it up, I don't know. 198 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:23,280 Oh, wait, I didn't know. OK, wait, so why? 199 00:09:23,280 --> 00:09:24,760 Why they? Have problems. 200 00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:28,000 They probably have problems. And then like, they don't deal 201 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:30,560 with them, you know? Like Dick problems, yeah. 202 00:09:30,840 --> 00:09:35,880 Or OK, yeah, whiskey Dick. Yeah, new term for you look. 203 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:39,120 But I feel like that's when they are horny, like that's when you 204 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:41,360 know I cheated on you because I was drunk. 205 00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:42,560 Right. I think it's just like if 206 00:09:42,560 --> 00:09:46,360 they're really, really drunk, OK, And I'm like black out. 207 00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:49,240 No, hopefully not, but it's a thing. 208 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:52,040 I just learned this. I don't know why this remind me 209 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:55,720 of something that I just learned about men and I did not know 210 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:59,800 about this before. So I was like wearing my period 211 00:09:59,840 --> 00:10:02,640 underwear perfect. Do you have you wear like do you 212 00:10:02,640 --> 00:10:04,720 know about period on wear? Do you wear them sometimes? 213 00:10:04,720 --> 00:10:06,240 Like when on my period wearing underwear. 214 00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:07,520 Yeah, yeah. No, no, no. 215 00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:09,720 Like it's underwear? That are yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 216 00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:11,280 yeah, yeah, No, I know you mean yeah. 217 00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:13,360 That just absorb. No, you know what I just do. 218 00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:15,480 It's like it's like specific. Yeah, wow. 219 00:10:15,480 --> 00:10:17,800 OK. I don't have those. 220 00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:19,880 I have gotten targeted ads. Do you like them? 221 00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:21,360 Does it? Work well, I like I love them. 222 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:23,360 So you do. You not wear like a tampon. 223 00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:24,800 I will. I will. 224 00:10:24,920 --> 00:10:28,600 I wear a tampon, but usually when I wear a tampon, I'll still 225 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:30,560 wear like a panty liner. Yeah. 226 00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:32,560 Yeah. But with period underwear, I 227 00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:33,240 just. Don't wear that. 228 00:10:33,480 --> 00:10:34,240 I don't. I've never. 229 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:36,960 I don't think I've ever met someone who's I'm sure they do, 230 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:39,760 I just haven't talked to. Them OK, it's very it's 100% 231 00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:40,880 worth. It it absorbs. 232 00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:42,640 Yes. And it's like so dry and it's 233 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:45,880 like so surprisingly good. It's like not so moist. 234 00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:49,160 Like pads, Yeah, and like. During this is not a paid ad. 235 00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:53,920 No, it's not. And before and after, like like 236 00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:57,520 when period is about to come and it's when it's about to finish. 237 00:10:57,840 --> 00:11:01,720 I don't want to use like a whole tampon and I'll just use the 238 00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:03,720 period underwear. Yeah. 239 00:11:04,440 --> 00:11:05,520 That's actually. Instead of pads. 240 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,200 Well, I, I just get all my underwear. 241 00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:11,120 I just, I'm, I try to ignore my period and they're all just 242 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:13,120 bloody and then I'm like, I'm really sad about this. 243 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:15,320 So that's what I meant. I thought you meant like ones 244 00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:19,600 that you had stained from. Yeah, no, I'm like, wait, I know 245 00:11:19,640 --> 00:11:21,600 that. I was like, I mean, I know what 246 00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:23,040 that is. I don't know how I wouldn't know 247 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:26,400 what that is. So your your period on where 248 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:28,880 it's just a regular underwear that has been. 249 00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:31,480 That has been stained. And also the thing about a 250 00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:34,120 period is it's so annoying. I just when I'm like kind of 251 00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:37,600 thinking that it's done, I just stop and hope everything's good. 252 00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:40,440 Yeah and then you know, it like goes away for like 1 day and 253 00:11:40,440 --> 00:11:42,680 then it comes back and you're like God damn it. 254 00:11:42,680 --> 00:11:44,440 Like what the fuck? What are you doing? 255 00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:48,840 Yeah, honestly I heard from a person who started a business 256 00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:52,080 that is the best time to start a business because especially if 257 00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:55,360 it's AI related because people are just horny for anything that 258 00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:57,320 has anything. Wait, what? 259 00:11:57,840 --> 00:12:01,480 No, sorry, I was just being like they're just excited, invested. 260 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:05,120 Sometimes I use the word horny as excited, but like not 261 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:08,320 actually horny. OK, but they're just excited, so 262 00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:11,280 he should, he should try. I'm really horny for this 263 00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:12,800 podcast. Yeah, no, me too. 264 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:14,520 I'm so horny for this podcast. I do use it. 265 00:12:14,520 --> 00:12:17,160 It's like such an absurd. It's such absurd lingo. 266 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:20,240 OK. I did not know you came with 267 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:25,240 that very, you know, assertive take. 268 00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:27,160 Can you? Can you repeat your take real? 269 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:30,080 Quick, my take Yeah, that men should be embarrassed during 270 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:32,200 sex. Because they're bad at. 271 00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:35,480 Because they're bad at going down on women and they should 272 00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:40,840 watch a fucking tutorial and they shouldn't feel proud When 273 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:42,760 when? Would shouldn't you like give 274 00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:46,760 them some time to improve? No, I have commitment issues. 275 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:51,080 No, I know. Yeah. 276 00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:55,760 So if I did date someone in the future, hopefully we'll get over 277 00:12:55,760 --> 00:12:56,960 those one day. I don't know, we'll see. 278 00:12:58,280 --> 00:13:01,320 But OK, so here's the thing too is also on women's end. 279 00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:04,360 I OK, my I'm just speaking for myself, but I do think I'm 280 00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:10,640 speaking for a lot of women. I feel like my insecurity has 281 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:13,840 won over my horniness like tenfold. 282 00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:16,840 Like I'm really insecure. I don't care talking about it 283 00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:20,200 like I whatever like I don't like the way my body looks all 284 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:24,400 that and I have like had that's that's OK, Oh my God, don't feel 285 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:25,920 bad. It's like I feel like that's so 286 00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:29,040 like woman core, like whatever, like it's fine unless. 287 00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:30,360 You finish. Thank you. 288 00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:33,720 Yeah. But that's something you would 289 00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:35,520 not hear from a man going down on you. 290 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:37,320 Yeah. Like I just, I feel, well, no, 291 00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:40,760 no, no, but you just men. I just think men like, don't 292 00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:44,040 like, we feel so much shame about that stuff and then they 293 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:48,320 don't feel any and they're just like, and they're and they like 294 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:50,120 score such women that are better than them. 295 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:51,840 And I'm mad about it is all I have to say. 296 00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:56,880 And I'm mad that my insecurity has won over my horniness. 297 00:13:57,320 --> 00:14:01,160 What do you mean it has won? Like I literally no like I like 298 00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:06,200 literally I like won't. I'm like seeing my body as like 299 00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:08,880 that gives me so much anxiety like. 300 00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:11,320 You don't have to see your body. That's true. 301 00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:13,880 Lights off. But yeah, I just like 302 00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:18,280 perception, you know? And I just feel like men don't 303 00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:20,000 think about that shit and women do. 304 00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:24,880 You know, like, I feel like, have you OK? 305 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:27,720 Can I badmouth this person? I don't know. 306 00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:29,000 Yes, we don't have to say the name. 307 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:33,800 OK, like if you if a guy every time he had sex with you and 308 00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:38,160 every time the lights are off, maybe he's the one that has like 309 00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:40,400 problems with the bodies. That's true. 310 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:44,720 You're Oh my God, that is so. That is so wise. 311 00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:47,520 Right. And they don't have to look bad 312 00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:49,160 or you don't have to. I don't know. 313 00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:50,880 I feel like it's, I just feel like. 314 00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:55,080 Women, Yeah, no, women core is like, we're just very like 315 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:58,280 inundated with this media of like what we should look like 316 00:14:58,280 --> 00:15:01,400 and what we whatever. And I think it like, I want to 317 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:04,480 say that it doesn't weigh on me, but I think it does. 318 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:06,600 And I think it weighs on like a lot of women and like, 319 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:10,360 especially with like, I don't know what the fuck is going on 320 00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:12,880 now, but I like the wicked. Did you see Wicked? 321 00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:15,360 No, I haven't. But have you seen Ariana Grande 322 00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:16,480 and Cynthia Reba? Yeah. 323 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,520 So I really like like what is like. 324 00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:21,520 I'm not trying to shame, but. Oh, they're very skinny. 325 00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:23,560 It's like, scary. Yeah, it is scary. 326 00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:26,920 I'm like what like? Everybody in Wicked has lost 327 00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:29,560 weight, I think like I saw the. Movies like even though like 328 00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:31,200 Madam, did you see the first Wicked? 329 00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:33,360 No I did. I saw like clips of it but I. 330 00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:35,600 Didn't see the music? No, I saw the music. 331 00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:36,800 Are you? Like a Broadway girlie. 332 00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:38,840 Yeah, I do love Broadway. It's amazing, right? 333 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:41,960 Yeah, I love Broadway. Yeah, but any we were talking 334 00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:44,520 about, Yeah, they were all so skinny. 335 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:46,880 Like I feel like even Bowen Yang lost. 336 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:50,040 Weight, I know Bowen's Bowen's being inundated by I saw this 337 00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:52,240 TikTok that was like, it actually cracked me up. 338 00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:54,080 It's not OK, but it was like lunch on the wicked side. 339 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:59,240 It was like one piece of meat, one piece of lettuce, like, and 340 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:01,760 then they ate it and it was, I was like, that's so funny. 341 00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:06,520 But it's so like weird and bad. And there's like this. 342 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:09,600 There's like this thing I guess psychologists say, don't take 343 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:12,080 me, don't quote me on this. It could be wrong. 344 00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:17,760 But like when women are like super skinny, like 1's anorexic 345 00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:20,920 and their friends anorexic, they almost, it's like an unspoken 346 00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:24,480 like contest about like who's getting skinnier. 347 00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:26,720 That's it's like a psychological phenomenon. 348 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:27,680 Who's eating less? I. 349 00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:29,760 Don't know if it's who's eating less but who's losing more 350 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:31,640 weight and I and I fear that the two are. 351 00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:33,280 Have you seen interviews of them too? 352 00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:35,720 They're like nutty together. Yeah, they're like, kind of 353 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:38,160 like, like they're like protective of each other. 354 00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:39,960 Protective. And like they like seem like 355 00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:42,080 they're like weirdly in love. Like I don't know if it's a 356 00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:46,480 press thing or I'm like, and they're both in relationships. 357 00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:50,880 But oh, who's Ariana Grande in relationship? 358 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:55,280 With this, the guy who plays, Oh my God, what's his name in the 359 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:57,320 movie? He used to play SpongeBob on 360 00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:59,880 Broadway, which I like. He's, I don't know. 361 00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:02,320 He's not. That how are these men? 362 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,960 I know. That's what I'm saying. 363 00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:07,079 I'm like Ariana Grande. You're you're gonna have to, oh, 364 00:17:07,079 --> 00:17:08,520 Ethan Slater. That's his name in real life. 365 00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:09,760 You're gonna have to look him up after. 366 00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:11,920 OK, I'm I'm gonna go. He's like a short, he plays a 367 00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:15,720 munchkin and. Wait, he plays a munchkin and 368 00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:17,760 he's dating Glenda? Yeah. 369 00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:20,720 No, no, not in the in the in real life. 370 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,040 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bach. 371 00:17:22,319 --> 00:17:23,359 That's his name. Bach. 372 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:25,839 OK, I remembered it. Guys, it's Bach. 373 00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:27,640 It is Bach. It's OK. 374 00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:30,920 This podcast, this episode will probably be released like a 375 00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:33,480 month, two months after, so people will be forgetting about 376 00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:34,280 Wicked. I know. 377 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:37,040 So we have to talk about it because it's a a magical 378 00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:40,080 Wonderland of things. Do you like magic? 379 00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:45,520 Do you like magical things? Like, I like magic, like the 380 00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:47,880 tricks. No, but also the tricks. 381 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:49,160 But. But like you mean like? 382 00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:52,280 Spiritual stuff like magical movies like Harry. 383 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:56,000 Potter Oh, OK. No, I'm getting I. 384 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:59,160 Could I? But I'm more like I like movies 385 00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:03,480 that are like real life. I agree with that but then my 386 00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:06,520 shit is when it's real life and then things happen that wouldn't 387 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:08,640 happen in real life I get extra bothered. 388 00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:12,160 Like I can lean into it if it's fantasy, but I have a hard time. 389 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:15,480 Like I'm like, if I'm watching this movie about like a couple 390 00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:17,960 or whatever and this shit is so unrealistic, I'm like, that 391 00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:21,240 bothers me more than if it's like a fantasy movie. 392 00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:22,800 Right. You know what I'm like, but I 393 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,200 don't. I mean, I guess you're talking 394 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:26,920 about like ROM com. Yeah like ROM com is very not 395 00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:28,920 realistic. Yeah, and the ROM coms that come 396 00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:30,880 out these days are actual garbage. 397 00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:32,560 It's crazy. I don't even know how they get 398 00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:33,520 made. I'm like I could have. 399 00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:34,440 Really. It's so cheesy. 400 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:36,640 Like yes. Like I I predict every single 401 00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:38,240 thing that happens in the movie, right? 402 00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:40,880 And I'm like, I'm not alone, like I'm not a genius. 403 00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:43,760 It's just like they're I think they need to like bump out so 404 00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:48,560 much content and I'm I am a content like I watch it all. 405 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:51,640 So like I am the problem, but like I literally am the. 406 00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:52,800 Problem. They're made of just for you. 407 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:55,720 No, they literally I will watch absolute garbage. 408 00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:59,960 I will watch garbage but because I like like to have the TV on. 409 00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:03,200 Have you seen like the movie The Spotless Mind? 410 00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:05,600 Yes, eternal sound show of the spotless mind. 411 00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:06,600 Yeah. What do you think? 412 00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:08,840 I like that, yeah. That was good. 413 00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:10,120 It makes my heart. Did it end? 414 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:11,520 Did it end sad? I can't. 415 00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:12,440 Remember. I think so. 416 00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:15,120 Yeah, no, that was a good one. I remember I was crying during 417 00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:17,360 that one. That yeah, that was. 418 00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:20,600 That's something that I like. It's not like cheesy ROM com. 419 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,800 That is not a cheesy ROM com, no. 420 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:25,800 Yeah, that is not a cheesy ROM. Com It's not calm, it's not it's 421 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:27,760 making. It's just, it's just ROM sad. 422 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,000 Yeah, ROM Sad. ROM depressed I think. 423 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,680 Yeah, ROM. That's my, that's my category, 424 00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:35,120 that's my genre of. Movies I also like depressing 425 00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:38,960 things they make they they feel more real to me, which maybe 426 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:42,000 that's yeah, right. I'm like please end like 427 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,440 realistically, like let's be sad. 428 00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:48,160 Let's just or like at least like let's have the variety of 429 00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:51,480 emotions right? Like, I think it's like you like 430 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:53,320 those holiday movies. You always know it's gonna be in 431 00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:55,680 a small town and they're gonna meet someone and then they're 432 00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:58,120 gonna, and then they're gonna quit their big job. 433 00:19:58,120 --> 00:20:00,080 And I'm like, this is so overdone. 434 00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:01,880 Like why are we still doing this? 435 00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:05,240 But it's like funny, now we can make fun of them because it's so 436 00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:08,960 like much like a template. And it's just like everyone got 437 00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:11,680 like, you go on, you go on Netflix or these streamers and 438 00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:14,040 you're like, I know I'm gonna have to go through so much 439 00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:18,600 garbage to find something like actually like quality, which I'm 440 00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:21,360 like, that makes me sad. And then I also just don't think 441 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,800 we make things that are quality anymore. 442 00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:25,800 Like I just, I don't know. I I know there are stuff. 443 00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:31,200 OK, Have you seen the show The Studio with the with Seth Rogen? 444 00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:32,600 No. Yeah, Seth Rogen. 445 00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:35,040 Yeah, correct. I started watching it, but I I 446 00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:36,720 think it was good. I I started. 447 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:37,800 Do you like it? I. 448 00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:39,200 I loved it. I don't know why. 449 00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:42,800 I feel like that's my humor. Like, no, I love humorous. 450 00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:46,200 Yeah, There's one with Matthew McConaughey with a, like, 451 00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:48,040 golfing student. Have you seen that? 452 00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:50,280 It's. Not Wolf at Wall Street. 453 00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:53,480 No. Does Wolf at Wall Street have 454 00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:54,080 golf? In it? 455 00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:56,120 I don't know. Oh, maybe. 456 00:20:56,360 --> 00:21:00,040 I mean, they're all men and like rich men, white men, so they 457 00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:02,240 probably does have golf. Yeah, probably. 458 00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:04,240 And maybe there's one scene of it, like golfing. 459 00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:06,120 Oh yeah, it's. Definitely not Wolf of Wall 460 00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:08,800 Street. It's new Matthew Mcconaughey's 461 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:11,400 in it. Wait, sorry, it's Owen Wilson. 462 00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:14,320 Oh, I don't know who that is. I probably know the face. 463 00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:15,880 But he would. He's like a blonde dude. 464 00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:18,440 Oh. So what else has been going on 465 00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:20,560 with you? Nothing much. 466 00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:23,120 It's like the podcasting. What do you want to report? 467 00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:24,760 Yeah, the podcast. What do I want? 468 00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:26,760 It's a great operation and I love all. 469 00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:29,800 That thank you I love all the. Max, wait, I do have to say when 470 00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:32,600 I was. OK, So my room at home, like in 471 00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:37,280 Cleveland is just like a time capsule of when I was in 7th 472 00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:40,200 grade. And I think I took one like J14, 473 00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:42,480 which I don't even think it exists, magazine and just put 474 00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:45,520 the posters everywhere. It's like a random magazine like 475 00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:49,480 Joe Jonas, like Justin Bieber, Beyoncé, everyone. 476 00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:52,560 And it's like, it's my room. I have them. 477 00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:53,320 Yeah. Do you want them? 478 00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:54,080 I. Want them to. 479 00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:57,240 You know what I'll give them? They're like so retro. 480 00:21:57,920 --> 00:22:00,360 That would be perfect, yeah. Next time I go home. 481 00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:00,840 Yeah. Give you them. 482 00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:04,720 They're they're all remake like they're like from China, like I 483 00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:08,640 bought all of them in China. Like everything on the bed. 484 00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:12,760 Well, on the bed, everything is from Wayfair in case they want 485 00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:16,080 to sponsor me later. Yeah, they and all the like, the 486 00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:19,000 everything on the night stand, including the night stand are 487 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,000 all from like Facebook Marketplace. 488 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,480 Wait, I love marketplace. I'm trying to sell a chair. 489 00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:25,440 OK, what? What? 490 00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:28,200 What do you need? To say you got so excited, I 491 00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:31,160 need to hear what you're saying. Facebook Marketplace is such a 492 00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:33,080 evil place. Oh no. 493 00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:38,040 Yeah, no, it's like no, I've been look, I've been having good 494 00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:41,680 experience buying from Facebook marketplace, but I've been 495 00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:44,240 having really bad experience selling cuz I. 496 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:48,200 Are why scammers. No, it's like I wanna sell my 497 00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:51,600 like heels. So I put pictures of my heels 498 00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:56,160 and I have some pictures of me wearing the heels and then like 499 00:22:56,520 --> 00:23:00,160 this, this post got like, I don't know, like 50,000 views. 500 00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:01,640 What? You went viral on Facebook 501 00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:06,520 Marketplace? That's so funny. 502 00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:08,480 Wait. But nobody's bought it. 503 00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:11,520 That is you know, it's they're taking your feet pic. 504 00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:14,320 That's why that's disgusting. That's why OK, so it's not 505 00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:16,480 Facebook marketplace. It is people that are 506 00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:19,480 disgusting. OK 50,000. 507 00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:21,640 I guess I don't know how many, but it's. 508 00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:24,280 Like God, how many people have feet fetishes, truly. 509 00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:26,240 I know. Like I did not know there's so 510 00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:28,920 many people like there. I I did not know that. 511 00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:31,720 It's so funny that's. Where they shop for feet feet 512 00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:33,520 pictures. It's actually kind of smart 513 00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:35,960 'cause it's free. Yeah, and they're like. 514 00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:38,160 Can't they just Google it? I don't know, right? 515 00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:38,600 Right. Like. 516 00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:42,280 Person with the heel. And they let me know like, they 517 00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:45,400 tell me like, like sometimes. Like did you? 518 00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:48,240 Yes, I guess so many messages. What do they say? 519 00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:49,840 Like what's the best one you've gotten? 520 00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:53,480 Oh, wait, wait, wait, can I pull it up? 521 00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:55,720 Yes please, I I literally can't wait. 522 00:23:56,120 --> 00:23:59,520 Mostly it's like you have such beautiful feet, but this is. 523 00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:01,120 So creepy. You're like, I'm just trying to 524 00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:04,160 sell my heel brother. Like, are you gonna buy it? 525 00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:06,080 Yes. Are you gonna buy it? 526 00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:09,280 And if you're not, I have nothing to say to you. 527 00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:12,360 Oh my God. Are these all for the feet? 528 00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:15,600 These are all for the feet. Holy shit they are literally all 529 00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:18,400 for the shoes. Yeah, it's very cute. 530 00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:20,960 Very cute. Them toes. 531 00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:24,600 Them toes hard eye emoji. That's so weird. 532 00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:28,040 May I please? Who are these people? 533 00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:30,880 Is this still? Available as normal. 534 00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:34,640 But then I reply. Yeah, I say you have to get like 535 00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:37,440 I have decided you have to get like 4 people who are like 536 00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:40,360 picking it up for someone to actually pick it up. 537 00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:44,360 Right, nice legs. Wait, there's one that has sent 538 00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:46,640 me pictures. Wait where is it? 539 00:24:47,120 --> 00:24:49,040 I have so many like I can't even find them. 540 00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:50,880 It's like I have to scroll. Down Wait, there's so many 541 00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:52,920 people in your DMS for shoes, right? 542 00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:54,840 Actually, they're in your DMS for your feet. 543 00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:58,040 That's what it is. And I'm like, should I take, 544 00:24:58,160 --> 00:24:59,840 like, should I actually make use of this? 545 00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:01,480 Yeah, maybe I should, like, reply to them. 546 00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:03,360 Yeah. To make some extra money. 547 00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:04,320 Yeah. Like now I'm like. 548 00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:07,600 I would just be aware of getting scammed but otherwise yeah why 549 00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:09,840 not. You should always capitalize. 550 00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:12,840 I think we live in an anti women's society so we can 551 00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:15,000 capitalize on anything. On unlike. 552 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:16,640 Feet. I think women can do anything. 553 00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:17,920 Oh my God. Work work. 554 00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:22,040 This is OK for the viewers. This is unhinged amount of 555 00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:24,520 messages about the shoes and the feet. 556 00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:26,320 This is great easy. OK. 557 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:30,920 I think, OK, no, it's like, anyway, I can't find it, but 558 00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:36,320 it's basically someone like I think I try to reply to them and 559 00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:41,040 he's like, how much for those feet or something like that? 560 00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:44,600 And I'm like $500. What do they what? 561 00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:49,480 Do you say? And then they said ohh, no 100 562 00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:51,560 I'm. Trying to bargain with you for 563 00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:54,160 your feet. Yes, and he's like 100. 564 00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:58,040 I'm tall, I'm American, and I'm white and I have blue eyes. 565 00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:00,600 What? OK, Hitler. 566 00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:05,480 Like, excuse me, I'm tall and I'm. 567 00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:09,200 I didn't ask. He's like, give me a better 568 00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:12,160 price. I'm a white man who is tall. 569 00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:15,000 Yes, and blue eyes. Like, no, you're a creep on 570 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,120 Facebook. Yeah, and also. 571 00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:17,560 He probably doesn't have a picture, right? 572 00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:19,000 It's like some weird. Shit it does. 573 00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:21,720 And then he's proceed to send me a picture. 574 00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:24,760 Of his. No, if he's like like shirtless 575 00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:28,480 picture, I know. That makes me like that's like 576 00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:31,800 it like if you if I was going to say no in the beginning, but now 577 00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:33,960 I'm for sure not going to respond to that, right. 578 00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:38,120 Also, OK, rude to lowball you $400.00 at least be like, would 579 00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:40,400 you do you know, would you do 400? 580 00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:42,320 He's like 100. Best offer. 581 00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:44,920 You're like, I was fucking around anyways, like I wasn't 582 00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:47,040 getting cut off my feet and send them to you. 583 00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:48,640 Like what do you want to do with them? 584 00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:51,640 And. And and then, yeah, he's like, I 585 00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:53,120 feel like he's not even American. 586 00:26:53,120 --> 00:26:54,800 I feel like the English kind of broken. 587 00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:57,240 Yeah, he's like, I'm American. He's not American. 588 00:26:57,400 --> 00:27:00,000 No one's proud of that. Like anyone who's Americans not 589 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:03,000 going around saying like, I'm American like. 590 00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:06,400 And if you are, you are probably a bad person. 591 00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:07,480 That's OK. We. 592 00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:10,920 Yeah, sometimes we need to know who's the Americans. 593 00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:12,640 Yeah, in our friend groups. But it's OK. 594 00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:13,120 We do. We do. 595 00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:14,160 We. Sure do. 596 00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:17,920 And we sure do. That reminds me of one other 597 00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:21,280 time that I got low balled in a situation that's similar to 598 00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:22,520 that. Oh my God, can I tell you this 599 00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:24,840 story? No, it's like a real life 600 00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:26,080 situation. OK, Yeah. 601 00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:29,120 So I was like driving in Charlotte with my friend who's a 602 00:27:29,120 --> 00:27:32,560 guy we were kind of dating. It was like when I was in 603 00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:36,720 college and we were driving like a like, we rented this car. 604 00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:40,160 It's like a convertible, which is like a cool car, I guess. 605 00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:44,400 And we saw there's so many, like college kids getting drunk in 606 00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:47,600 Charlotte, and we're like, maybe we can offer them a ride. 607 00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:50,880 You were like, you were like the sketchy people were like, want 608 00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:53,280 to ride? Like now I think about it, 609 00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:54,760 you're like. Cheaper than Uber? 610 00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:58,200 Now I think about it, maybe it is a little sketchy. 611 00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:02,400 You're like, we'll kidnap you. Yeah, that's yeah. 612 00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:06,160 They were so like, it's so funny to see them so scared. 613 00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:08,600 Were they? Wait, wait, were they? 614 00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:11,080 That's so funny. They were like all these like 615 00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:12,680 college guys. They're probably like in their 616 00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:14,080 like 1920. Yeah. 617 00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:18,200 And I was like cuz I think I looked very hot and my. 618 00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:20,840 Well, yeah, I think I was so fucking hot. 619 00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:25,320 Yes, I think I was pretty hot and I got off the car and I was 620 00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:26,680 like, oh, do you, do you guys need a ride? 621 00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:29,720 And then some of them got in and they're so all of them are so 622 00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:31,640 fucked up. Some of them got in and there's 623 00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:34,560 one person who's still kind of sober and he's like, dude, we 624 00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:37,080 shouldn't do this maybe. And they're kind of whispering, 625 00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:39,600 but I can. But that they got in. 626 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:41,640 Yeah, they got in, but then they got out. 627 00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:44,800 So they didn't pay you? No, it's OK. 628 00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:49,720 And then there's one guy when he was getting out, he was asking 629 00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:51,480 me, do I have Snapchat? And I was like, yeah. 630 00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:54,960 And you, yeah, OK. And he's like, what's your 631 00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:57,040 Snapchat? And I told him my Snapchat and 632 00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:58,760 he's like, get your phone right now. 633 00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:02,960 I wanna see you like approving my friend request like making 634 00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:04,640 sure that he actually got my Snapchat. 635 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:08,320 That is so weird, right? That's really aggressive for no. 636 00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:09,800 Reason. And are you still friends with 637 00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:11,080 him? On the no no you. 638 00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:12,960 Defriended him. I don't know. 639 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:15,120 I don't remember. I don't use Snapchat anymore. 640 00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:17,520 No. Well, I got his Snapchat and 641 00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:21,400 then he's like when I was there, he was telling me like, I'm so 642 00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:25,240 rich, my parents so rich. I pay $80,000 a year to go to 643 00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:28,880 college. I hate when people like why are 644 00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:31,080 you telling me that? And because he was trying to 645 00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:34,880 say, How much is it for you to go home with me for tonight? 646 00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:37,160 He was. He thought you were a hooker. 647 00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:42,320 Maybe, but I was like showing me my like Duke ID and I'm like I 648 00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:43,880 don't. And you were in school, too. 649 00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:45,440 Yeah. Like those are your, like, 650 00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:47,440 brethren of school. Yeah. 651 00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:49,800 Like that's so weird. I know. 652 00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:52,480 I had me on time right now. We'd actually want to know your 653 00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:55,480 point of view on that. So I was, I did a solo trip to 654 00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:57,520 Portugal and Spain and it was amazing. 655 00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:02,760 And I met this like baby child AKA he was 21. 656 00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:06,160 No, no. Not like a little bit baby 657 00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:08,960 child. And he was on my, he was on my 658 00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:11,480 like Porto wine tour. And he had just graduated from 659 00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:14,640 Berkeley and. He wait, he's American. 660 00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:18,000 No, he's yeah, he's American. What? 661 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,400 I thought you got yourself a European Portugal man. 662 00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:23,000 No, no, he's gay. What? 663 00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:27,720 This is has to do with Snapchat and he was telling me about 664 00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:30,240 when, you know, he had a few glasses of pork. 665 00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:32,760 He like was spilling his life out to me, which I'm like I also 666 00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:34,960 he called me a baddie because and I'm like you're so Gen. 667 00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:37,840 Z cuz it like he's I don't know, like mommy 20. 668 00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:40,760 Thank you so much. When like 21 year olds are like 669 00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:43,720 so young to me now I'm like whoa we are not the same. 670 00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:45,280 He kept being like my friends think I'm unk. 671 00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:48,200 I'm like what the fuck is unk? I mean it just means old. 672 00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:51,360 Do you use it? Unk is uncool. 673 00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:58,360 I thought it meant uncle. I was like. 674 00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:00,880 You're Oh my God, I can't wait. You learned it from me. 675 00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:03,840 I thought it meant I've been telling people it means uncle 676 00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:06,840 like you're old. Oh my God that's rude. 677 00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:09,120 His friends called him Unk. Yeah. 678 00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:10,880 That's ungool. Do you use that? 679 00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:15,120 No, I don't use it, but I know OK 667 so. 680 00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:17,280 Oh, yeah, 6-7 is like, it makes no sense. 681 00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:18,160 It's just nothing. Yeah. 682 00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:23,040 It's just brain rot. So he was saying that he's like, 683 00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:27,600 I'm staying with this guy in Portugal that I met six years 684 00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:31,240 ago on Snapchat. And I'm like, first of all, how 685 00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:34,320 did you mean on Snapchat? And he's like, he just added me 686 00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:35,760 and I added him back. And I'm like, you've been 687 00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:38,280 talking to a man like he lives in the US, He's American. 688 00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:43,320 You've been talking to this man for six years on Snapchat. 689 00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:45,920 I'm like, is this what we're doing now? 690 00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:48,920 Like I'm, I was very like shocked by that. 691 00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:51,240 It is pretty shocked. And he stayed with him and like, 692 00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:55,240 it ended up being fine, OK. I mean, he said he didn't like 693 00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:57,480 him and he was a loser. And I'm like, that's a big lead 694 00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:58,720 up. That's a big lead. 695 00:31:58,720 --> 00:31:58,960 Up. Yeah. 696 00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:01,840 I mean, if you have to talk to someone on Snapchat for six 697 00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:04,680 years for them to see you in person, you're probably a loser. 698 00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:08,920 Yeah, sorry. Also like yeah no literally no. 699 00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:10,600 I think it was just cuz he was like foreign. 700 00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:12,880 So no, this guy was very handsome. 701 00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:15,400 I mean, like, but he was 21. Yeah. 702 00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:18,960 But he was like, he's definitely part of the like, you know, like 703 00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:21,320 ripped gaze. Yeah, my gaze, that. 704 00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:24,320 Only like ripped people. Yeah, yeah, he's been telling me 705 00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:26,760 that he want to get on a steroid, but I'm like. 706 00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:30,240 That feels unsafe, right? I don't understand what goes on, 707 00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:34,080 but I did learn that there's like a big pressure toxic thing 708 00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:37,880 in the male gay community that I think is like almost worse than 709 00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:39,840 women. Like I think there's they like 710 00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:43,240 have like parties and you can only go if like in your fucking 711 00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:45,680 speedos. Ohh damn, you know what you have 712 00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:48,520 to be like You have. Because, like, you wouldn't go 713 00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:50,240 if you were. And then there's this other 714 00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:53,960 thing called bears where it's like the more beefy gays and 715 00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:56,200 they have specific parties. Interesting. 716 00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:58,880 So they'll have a bear party. And I'm like, that's like 717 00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:02,560 segregation. Like segregation of the fats and 718 00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:05,080 the rips. That's crazy. 719 00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:07,920 Yeah, I guess it's like they wanna be exclusive. 720 00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:12,760 I don't know but it's like sometimes at parties I see 2 gay 721 00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:15,280 guys kissing which is OK. Yeah. 722 00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:18,560 Oh, you you're you're pro games. I'm pro games you. 723 00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:23,000 Which is OK, fine. I'm pro game. 724 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:26,120 No, I'm saying they're kissing but I can't tell who's the top, 725 00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:28,680 who's the bottom. I feel like they look so similar 726 00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:32,040 'cause they're both ripped. I think I've also learned that 727 00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:36,640 like for certain people, people would like change. 728 00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:40,320 Like they'll be like, oh, if he's like, if he, yeah, if he 729 00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:43,640 like someone who's usually a top will be like, well, if they're 730 00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:47,640 really, really tall and I can feel small, I'll be about them. 731 00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:50,240 Like if they're way taller than me. 732 00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:51,720 Or whatever. OK, maybe I should have had some 733 00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:53,480 gay guy on the podcast to talk about that. 734 00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:55,400 Yeah, you should. I feel like I'm not the expert. 735 00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:59,080 I heard, I heard like if yeah, I feel like sometimes I talked 736 00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:00,880 about this in the previous podcast and I feel like 737 00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:04,600 sometimes I'm surprised by the position of a gay guy friend. 738 00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:08,239 What do you mean the position like OK, yeah. 739 00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:11,520 Yeah, I thought. I thought what I'm my friend is 740 00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:13,360 a bottom and then he turned out to be gay. 741 00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:15,840 Top and then he turned out to be. 742 00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:20,520 Gay. OK Top. 743 00:34:20,679 --> 00:34:22,679 Yeah. And then I think is it Michael 744 00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:25,840 or someone said he probably has a big Dick. 745 00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:28,199 That's probably why. Wait, I'm gonna ask Michael what 746 00:34:28,199 --> 00:34:28,960 he is. Do we know? 747 00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:33,040 I think I asked. Yeah, I think I. 748 00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:34,159 Also, just mostly about. Him. 749 00:34:34,159 --> 00:34:36,639 I also just ask people, like, that's the thing. 750 00:34:36,639 --> 00:34:38,360 I don't really care. They don't have to say if they 751 00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:40,280 don't want. Yeah, but like, I'm curious. 752 00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:42,280 Yeah. I don't know. 753 00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:44,679 I don't think it's a bad and they if they talk about it, if 754 00:34:44,679 --> 00:34:45,600 they don't talk about it, I'm not. 755 00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:47,639 Going to Yeah, yeah. What are you? 756 00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:50,600 What are you? What's what stereo type? 757 00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:54,199 Are you what? No, I I don't I feel that like 758 00:34:54,199 --> 00:34:56,040 it isn't. You can't like see someone at 759 00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:59,920 no, you can think, you know, but you're not necessarily right. 760 00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:02,520 Like, I feel like that's another like stereotype type of like, 761 00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:06,120 Oh, you look this way. But I think it's, yeah, you're 762 00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:06,880 right. I don't know. 763 00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:08,640 I don't know. We're gonna have to get an 764 00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:12,400 expert on here. So hopefully, yeah, it's OK. 765 00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:15,080 We can call. We can talk about something 766 00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:17,520 else. Yeah. 767 00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:20,080 Wait, I haven't finished my story about me getting low 768 00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:21,960 balled? Yeah, I was like, wait, I don't 769 00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:24,640 think we got low balled there, but I still like the story. 770 00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:27,040 I was like a great story, but I don't know where. 771 00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:30,680 The low ball is well, and the low ball comes in when I I went 772 00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:36,040 home without all the college kids in my car, like, yeah, fuck 773 00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:37,600 them. That'd be nice. 774 00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:39,640 Yeah. But I guess I did look very 775 00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:42,840 sketchy. I looked like I was gonna take 776 00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:45,440 them to like, I don't know, like sell their kidney or something. 777 00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:49,040 Yeah, like a ton. You're like, go back, this is 778 00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:51,520 your last. Car ride yeah, but it's like he 779 00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:55,160 the guy who got my Snapchat, he kept texting me he's like how 780 00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:57,120 much is it to spend a night with you and. 781 00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:58,520 Oh my God, do you have to block him? 782 00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:03,760 In the end I did, but I was entertained by that and I was 783 00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:08,360 like, what did I say? I think I said like 800 or 784 00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:11,880 something. And then he said 400 and I'm 785 00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:14,160 like 5500. Now you're bartering. 786 00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:16,400 We're bartering. We're bartering, OK? 787 00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:20,400 And then like I don't reply. And then he's like, wait, he 788 00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:23,320 first said 100 or 200 and I don't reply. 789 00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:26,920 And then he first said 100 and I don't reply. 790 00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:29,440 And then he says 200 and I don't reply and he's like. 791 00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:32,160 He's burning with himself. Yes, he's like 400. 792 00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:34,440 I can do it right now. Like I'm I'm ready. 793 00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:36,120 He's like, you're not even responding. 794 00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:40,040 He's like, OK, fine, 400 and you're like, I have not said a 795 00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:41,840 word here. Like that's so funny. 796 00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:44,280 Yeah, I don't know. I, I don't think I'll do it for 797 00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:46,240 400. He he kind of looked like he had 798 00:36:46,240 --> 00:36:48,680 it like a mole that cut and it's like ginger. 799 00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:52,240 Yeah, not. Taller, shorter than me, wasn't 800 00:36:52,240 --> 00:36:53,520 my. Type How tall are you? 801 00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:57,280 I'm like 57. OK, so you're pretty tall. 802 00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:00,440 Yeah, that's one thing about how tall are you? 803 00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:02,760 55. Oh, really? 804 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,200 You thought I'm taller? Yeah, I give taller energy. 805 00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:07,680 Thank you so much. Yeah, I'm not. 806 00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:10,760 I am very average size. I want to know what's the 807 00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:13,400 average height for? American women, I think it's 808 00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:14,920 like 5-4 or five, five. Really. 809 00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:16,080 I think I looked this up. Yeah. 810 00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:17,360 Really. What do you think? 811 00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:20,280 You wouldn't think that, No. What about Chinese women? 812 00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:22,040 You know, it's like where I'm from. 813 00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:23,840 Yeah. I feel like I'm like the tallest 814 00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:24,280 part of. China. 815 00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:26,360 I was gonna oh, the tallest like region. 816 00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:28,240 Yeah, that's so random. Why? 817 00:37:28,240 --> 00:37:30,120 I know, I don't know. I was born there. 818 00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:33,080 No, no, but like, why are they? Why is everyone so? 819 00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:34,320 Tall. I don't know. 820 00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:36,040 Why? Why is everyone are your parents 821 00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:39,480 tall? My mom is like 5-9. 822 00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:42,240 That's tall, yeah. That's a tall woman. 823 00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:46,120 But I, I was like the shortest in my friend group back home, so 824 00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:48,400 I did not expect. I heard everybody say, oh, 825 00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:52,480 American people are so tall. And I came here and I'm like the 826 00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:54,760 tall one. Well maybe this is a stereotype 827 00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:58,480 and tell me if I'm wrong but I think it's more of a men thing. 828 00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:00,880 Like, aren't the men short in China? 829 00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:04,040 Or where I'm from, not they're very tall. 830 00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:06,480 OK, yeah. But well, maybe like in the 831 00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:10,000 southern part, they're short. She moved here then with all the 832 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,120 fucking shorties. Yes. 833 00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:17,120 It's like I did not expect, like, yeah, it was one of the 834 00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:19,320 culture shock. Do you feel like people are 835 00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:21,080 taller here or North Carolina? Hmm. 836 00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:25,800 Or I guess it's just less diverse there. 837 00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:27,480 Yeah, it's like. There's like only whites. 838 00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:29,000 Yeah. Am I right? 839 00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:30,440 Yeah, you're right. It's. 840 00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:31,280 Crazy, right? You're right. 841 00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:33,960 Did you like it there? I liked it. 842 00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:37,000 But did you live there? No, I wouldn't live anywhere 843 00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:38,720 other than New York. Ever. 844 00:38:39,720 --> 00:38:41,160 Wow, she's in New York. Girly. 845 00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:44,960 No, probably not. You heard it here first, would 846 00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:48,120 you? I mean if I hopefully have a 847 00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:52,280 family one day, which like very far, I don't think I could raise 848 00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:53,920 a kid here. No. 849 00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:57,720 Do you like they're just, it's so expensive, this city's so. 850 00:38:58,160 --> 00:39:00,520 That sounds like a new problem. Yeah, OK. 851 00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:03,800 I need to get rich. I don't know how, though. 852 00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:05,520 Someone, someone give me some advice. 853 00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:09,360 Yeah, but yeah, like, I mean, do you want to have kids? 854 00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:12,120 I don't know, I'm saying if. You did though. 855 00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:14,600 It's here is like kind of a, it's a choice. 856 00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:16,400 Like it's totally. I don't know. 857 00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:18,680 I don't think I want want to have a kid right now. 858 00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:20,760 That's. Well, yeah, you don't have to. 859 00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:23,960 Like I'm, I'm OK, I don't. Know, but kids, to be honest, 860 00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:26,240 it's such a confusing time, right? 861 00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:31,960 Because having a kid, like, is it evil to have a kid? 862 00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:34,400 Because like, I feel like the world's crumbling. 863 00:39:34,720 --> 00:39:36,680 So you know what I mean? Yeah. 864 00:39:36,720 --> 00:39:38,080 Doesn't it feel like the world's ending? 865 00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:40,040 Yeah, you're going to have a kid and then the kid is going to 866 00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:44,240 grow up with their AI nanny. Yeah, their AI chip, their AI 867 00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:48,800 also like I'm confused about this whole world ending thing. 868 00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:51,120 I thought it's like 20-50 but like or 20? 869 00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:54,040 Aren't we getting close like if? It's the ending of the world. 870 00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:56,480 I'm not. Yeah, from environment you're 871 00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:57,840 not. This is Christmas. 872 00:39:57,840 --> 00:39:58,720 What? What? 873 00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:00,880 No. Have you seen that video? 874 00:40:02,240 --> 00:40:05,800 You know the huge thing on the on by Union Square, like where 875 00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:09,520 we did our comedy class. It's like it says it says like 876 00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:12,360 we can only change this for X amount more time or the 877 00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:15,040 environment will die. And it's like literally this 878 00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:18,720 huge plaque of like how long it will take until we have 879 00:40:18,720 --> 00:40:22,760 irreversible damage. I mean, I don't mind dying. 880 00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:23,840 No, I don't either. I'm down. 881 00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:25,440 Yeah. I don't want to be the last. 882 00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:29,960 I know, I'm so sorry, this is not good, you know, opinion for 883 00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:31,000 the podcast. What? 884 00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:33,640 It's not positive energy for the podcast, but it's. 885 00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:35,360 Positive. It's amazing. 886 00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:38,440 Yeah, I think it's positive. Yeah. 887 00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:39,960 I think. No, I feel like I'm not. 888 00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:42,160 I'm not. Like, I, I love my life, but 889 00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:44,200 it's like if everybody's dying then, right? 890 00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:46,400 Yeah. I think that's fine. 891 00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:48,360 Yeah. Yeah, you want to be the last 892 00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:50,920 one, right? There's like Torah shows about 893 00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:54,320 that, but being like the last person alive and shit, like, Oh 894 00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:56,960 my God, how much in your head could you be right? 895 00:40:57,640 --> 00:40:59,840 I'm just like, fucking walking around. 896 00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:02,680 Yeah, probably wouldn't last that very long. 897 00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:04,080 Yeah, yeah. No, no. 898 00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:05,880 Well, I guess that's the end of the podcast. 899 00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:08,520 We're we're coming to an end. That's so sad. 900 00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:10,800 For us, I know is there. I was having so much fun, yeah. 901 00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:12,640 Me too. Is there anything you would like 902 00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:18,680 to add? Women rule and men should be 903 00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:24,280 better, and I think that female friendships are the most special 904 00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:27,200 thing on the planet. Aww, don't you think so though? 905 00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:29,440 I agree. I feel like you can get deep and 906 00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:32,840 like if you ever heard men talk in a group, they're like 907 00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:35,120 football weather. And I'm like, we're always 908 00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:38,120 talking about like the craziest shit. 909 00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:41,160 Like we can just they don't have emotional capacity. 910 00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:44,040 So I love female friendships. I think there's nothing more 911 00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:46,000 special. Maybe you're a lesbian. 912 00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:48,640 Yeah, probably could. I don't know, Maybe I should 913 00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:49,840 dabble. Maybe. 914 00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:51,200 Maybe I should dabble? Yeah. 915 00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:53,360 I just, I feel like I don't want to marry a woman. 916 00:41:53,720 --> 00:41:57,840 Does that mean? For the for what reason I guess 917 00:41:57,840 --> 00:41:59,760 depends. It's OK. 918 00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:02,120 You don't have to disclose that. For what reason? 919 00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:05,800 Cuz I don't think I'm, I don't think I could romantic, you 920 00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:08,000 know? You think you're the I think I'm 921 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:11,560 women in the relationship. Yeah, no, I just, I don't like, 922 00:42:11,720 --> 00:42:14,640 I don't think I could be romantically attractive. 923 00:42:14,720 --> 00:42:17,040 OK. Like sexually, yeah, I could get 924 00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:19,480 there. You're gonna be a fuck boy I. 925 00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:20,800 Know. For women. 926 00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:23,120 Oh yeah. Yeah, that sounds. 927 00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:26,960 Like I am going to be a fuck boy for women, that is what it is. 928 00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:29,480 You just said you're not attracted to them. 929 00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:31,960 Romantic. I'm like, I hate their emotions, 930 00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:33,680 fault their emotions. I'm Trump now. 931 00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:36,120 I'm like, women are so emotional. 932 00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:36,960 Women. Women. 933 00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:40,400 Can you do Trump impression? I'm just learning this. 934 00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:42,480 Today, shut the fuck up. You were practicing. 935 00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:44,680 I was practicing today. Wait, are you? 936 00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:46,160 Are you gonna do something with the Trump? 937 00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:48,600 Impression. I wrote something that I wanted 938 00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:51,880 to do, but I don't know if I'm good enough and today I've just 939 00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:55,280 spent like 20 minutes learning my Trump impression. 940 00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:58,280 We do it do it. Wait, let's. 941 00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:01,360 We won't judge you. You know, the women do women 942 00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:02,360 that was. Good. 943 00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:06,600 That was good to whatever. Frankly, everybody say women 944 00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:09,280 have a lot of ideas, but I don't know. 945 00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:15,880 Oh my. God goes. 946 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:19,080 Well, that was really good. I feel like I'm like getting 947 00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:21,360 red. I can't wait to hear what you're 948 00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:23,000 gonna do. With that, I think I'm gonna 949 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,240 need more practice. You heard it here first. 950 00:43:25,240 --> 00:43:27,440 Here first, this is the first iteration. 951 00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:29,520 We're gonna do it again. Yes, it's gonna get better. 952 00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:32,440 He's but he's such a like, he's such a fucking joke. 953 00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:34,120 You don't even have to like make shit up. 954 00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:36,760 Like you can just joke about something, he verbatim said. 955 00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:39,520 And that's what's crazy. Yeah, that's all I have to say. 956 00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:45,120 That's what's crazy because. Yeah, I in the past 20 minutes 957 00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:47,200 that before you came here, I learned a lot about Trump. 958 00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:50,200 I was like researching a lot of. I'm gonna have to hear exactly 959 00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:51,600 where you are. I can't wait. 960 00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:54,920 That's gonna be amazing. Yeah, I did not expect to, you 961 00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:58,240 know. And on this journey, Yeah. 962 00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:01,440 OK, everyone, goodbye. Love you. 963 00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:05,120 Thank you for having me, Rachel. This is an amazing podcast and 964 00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:06,720 you should all listen to it. Thank you. 965 00:44:06,720 --> 00:44:09,400 It really is no. Thank you for coming. 966 00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:12,920 I love being in bed, it's my favorite place to be. 967 00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:15,920 OK, now we go to sleep. Now we now we're going to sleep. 968 00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:17,440 Goodnight, Goodnight.