I wanna sell my like heels, so I put pictures of my heels and I
have some pictures of me wearing the heels.
Yeah and then like this this post got like, I don't know,
like 50,000 views. What?
You went viral on Facebook Marketplace.
That's so that's funny. Wait, but.
Nobody's bought it. That is you know, it's they're
taking your feet pic. That's why that's disgusting.
That's why OK, so it's not Facebook marketplace.
It is people that are disgusting.
OK 50,000. I guess I don't know how many
but. It's like God, how many people
have feet Fetishes, truly. I know.
Like, I did not know there's so many people like there.
I did not know that. That's so funny.
That's where they shop for feet. Feet pictures.
It's actually kind of smart 'cause it's free.
Yeah, and they're like, can't. They just Google it.
I don't know, right? Right.
Like. Person with the heel.
And they let me know like, they tell me like, like sometimes.
I said you. Yes, I guess so many messages.
What do they say? Like what's the best one you've
gotten? Oh, wait, wait, wait, can I pull
it up? Yes please, I I literally can't
wait. Talia, what's keeping you up
tonight? OK, so here's my take and it's
correct. I think that men should be more
embarrassed during sex. And let me explain.
So if you are a man and you're heterosexual and you're going
down on a woman and then within two minutes you're told to like
come back up, that's not that's not good and you shouldn't be
happy about that. Yet a lot are like fucking watch
a YouTube tutorial, figure it out like like we should not have
to teach them. I don't get it.
And it's like women think about everything, right?
Like we think about how our body looks.
We think about like I over perceive everything all the
time. So like these fucking mid men
need to learn and they need to not just not know how to eat a
girl out OK? IA 100% agree.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
I don't know, maybe. Well, OK, here's my thing.
I feel like you're saying that I we shouldn't be teaching them,
but how would they know if we're not teaching them?
No, but I'm also like, I don't want to teach you.
I feel like you exactly right. I feel like you should know.
Nobody taught me how to get a blowjob.
No, no, right. And if you don't know, like
fucking learn like I guess, OK, here's the thing.
If you're dating someone, maybe like I would take the time to
teach them if it's a rando. If you're a rando and you're
just hooking up with someone, like I'm not gonna take the
fucking time. So it's just how they learn.
They figure it out. Google where a clit is on
Google, it'll show you watch porn.
I don't know like figure it out. Yes.
You know, like, there's like, I've met someone who's like,
recommending me all these books that he has read and he's like,
very good at going down on women.
Hell yeah. And one of the books he
recommended was She Comes First. He's.
Reading. And another one was called
Becoming Clitorid, which is right there.
Is it OK? Could you, could you get me that
one? The pink book down there?
Yes. No, no, no, no, no.
The other one. No, no, no.
The other one. The book on the No, no, no.
Yes. The pink one.
The pink pink one. Yes.
Keep coming, keep coming.
Clitor it. I love it.
That is so funny. I like that he's who is this
man. He's just someone who.
I like these. Thanks, Mom.
OK.
So, OK, we're talking about mom talking about how you can
instruct your male partner, OK? I think this this book is mainly
for women and She Comes First is mainly for men.
OK, but. Oh, I kind of like that, how to
instruct, but like also it's just, I don't know, that's
annoying is all. I'm just saying it's just so.
Stupid. I don't want to be stupid.
I feel like it's it takes out the fun part of sex.
It's like now I have to be like, prepare a lecture.
Yeah, and it's like, here's my thing too.
Like every, almost every woman has like gone through that, you
know, like it's such like a universal experience for like
heterosexual whatever, like sex and diddling and shit.
Like it's just, it's just so stupid.
Yeah. And it's, and I just think they
think like when they don't have to like eat them out anymore,
they're like woo Hoo, you know, like it's like they like men say
they like it, but like, do they in general?
Some do for sure, but like. Yeah, I feel.
Like, I don't act like it. It's.
It's better to have. It's better to not have someone
go down on me than having someone go down on me and it's
bad. Claps, claps, claps.
Yeah. Like, it's like embarrassing.
I'm like. Like I, I don't know how to tell
them when they're like, they think they're doing such a good
job. No, it's yeah, that's why it's
like, I don't know, we protect men too much.
I protect men too much, honestly.
Like I, I, yeah, we just protect them too much and they're just
mid as people. Yeah, I saw this TikTok that was
like when you're dating a man, think about if they would be
your friend if they were a woman.
And I was like, wow, that's a really interesting thought.
Because like, I just feel like like women date such mid, like
good women date such. No, that's OK.
Good, good quality women date such mid fucking men.
And it's like you wouldn't be friends with them if they were a
woman, but like you're dating them.
And it's because the quality of men is so low.
And I just think it's sad. Like what?
OK, to be fair, I don't know if women can be better at going
down on women. OK, that's my that's my heart,
heart take. No, that's fair.
I think they are, though I will say my lesbian friends are like
Oh my God like what the hell. Like I feel like there's no
problem with the. I don't know though.
I don't know. I don't.
I have very limited experience with women and and I feel like
they haven't been better than the man who gave me this book.
Well, the man who gave me this book is amazing and we love him
and I want to know everything about him.
I love this man. Don't love him?
No. Do you love him?
No, I don't love him. OK, he's just fun.
Yeah. And I feel like everybody, this
should be like everybody should know how to.
Yeah, did you read the whole thing?
No, I haven't, but I really. It's kind of long.
Right. And it's like I, I was gonna do
some like a a random page flip and we can just read a
paragraph. Yeah, let's do it.
This is so fun. I like tell me, tell me when.
I feel like you're a magician now.
OK, myths to manage. Wait, you you read it?
OK, myths to manage Mangle. I don't even want to write what
I mean. Myths to mangle more.
Along with calling me queen of the preface, my family teases
me. Sometimes I'm really bad at
reading, sometimes going on about a point I've already made.
Wait, let's just start with this one, OK?
Myth. Vibrators are addictive.
OK truth. Do carpenters become addicted to
power tools? No power tools just get the job
done faster. Many women really love their
vibrators, but that's a personal preference, not an addiction.
That is like this is a silly book but I love that I don't.
Do you think vibrators are addictive?
Are I feel like people some people think.
People get addicted to them and like when they're like horny
proteins. I can I can be addicted to
vibrators. Yeah, I mean I.
Like if you're not addicted to your vibrators, you're not using
the right vibrator. Yeah, I think that's been our
that's fair. But I feel like an addiction is
when you like literally cannot stop.
So I don't think it's an addiction like you're like not
going to work. Yeah.
Well, that could happen. Like, well, I could see it
happening. I don't know.
But I feel like it's like, I guess it's not the same for men
because they can't come so many times.
I know one thing you don't have we have unlimited, which that's
actually really cool about women.
Yes, that it just like is unlimited.
It's so cool. It's a, it's very powerful, but
it's. Like it's the only power we
hold. If we can do it for so many
times, you can't. You can't even get us to.
I know one. I do think it's harder to get to
1 and then easier after one. Right.
Yeah. Oh, So on your other podcast, I
don't know if I'm allowed to talk about the other one.
Yeah. The the Adderall thing was
really funny. Like that you were saying like
you need to focus or that you said you need to focus to come
and like it's kind of true. Right, it's.
Actually, like you kind of kept to be like in the zone.
You're like, OK. Yeah, you have to.
It can't be distracted. Yeah.
Which is so crazy. And I feel like I recently found
that it also applies to men. No way, I think so.
Like, have you been with the man and he can't come?
Yeah, but I feel like that's like just like whiskey Dick or
whatever. What is that?
Oh my God, it's like when they drink too much and they like
can't get hard and can't come. You don't know that.
Right. I don't know about that.
Yeah. It's like a thing.
I mean, unless they make it up, I don't know.
Oh, wait, I didn't know. OK, wait, so why?
Why they? Have problems.
They probably have problems. And then like, they don't deal
with them, you know? Like Dick problems, yeah.
Or OK, yeah, whiskey Dick. Yeah, new term for you look.
But I feel like that's when they are horny, like that's when you
know I cheated on you because I was drunk.
Right. I think it's just like if
they're really, really drunk, OK, And I'm like black out.
No, hopefully not, but it's a thing.
I just learned this. I don't know why this remind me
of something that I just learned about men and I did not know
about this before. So I was like wearing my period
underwear perfect. Do you have you wear like do you
know about period on wear? Do you wear them sometimes?
Like when on my period wearing underwear.
Yeah, yeah. No, no, no.
Like it's underwear? That are yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, No, I know you mean yeah.
That just absorb. No, you know what I just do.
It's like it's like specific. Yeah, wow.
OK. I don't have those.
I have gotten targeted ads. Do you like them?
Does it? Work well, I like I love them.
So you do. You not wear like a tampon.
I will. I will.
I wear a tampon, but usually when I wear a tampon, I'll still
wear like a panty liner. Yeah.
But with period underwear, I
just. Don't wear that.
I don't. I've never.
I don't think I've ever met someone who's I'm sure they do,
I just haven't talked to. Them OK, it's very it's 100%
worth. It it absorbs.
Yes. And it's like so dry and it's
like so surprisingly good. It's like not so moist.
Like pads, Yeah, and like. During this is not a paid ad.
No, it's not. And before and after, like like
when period is about to come and it's when it's about to finish.
I don't want to use like a whole tampon and I'll just use the
period underwear. Yeah.
That's actually. Instead of pads.
Well, I, I just get all my underwear.
I just, I'm, I try to ignore my period and they're all just
bloody and then I'm like, I'm really sad about this.
So that's what I meant. I thought you meant like ones
that you had stained from. Yeah, no, I'm like, wait, I know
that. I was like, I mean, I know what
that is. I don't know how I wouldn't know
what that is. So your your period on where
it's just a regular underwear that has been.
That has been stained. And also the thing about a
period is it's so annoying. I just when I'm like kind of
thinking that it's done, I just stop and hope everything's good.
Yeah and then you know, it like goes away for like 1 day and
then it comes back and you're like God damn it.
Like what the fuck? What are you doing?
Yeah, honestly I heard from a person who started a business
that is the best time to start a business because especially if
it's AI related because people are just horny for anything that
has anything. Wait, what?
No, sorry, I was just being like they're just excited, invested.
Sometimes I use the word horny as excited, but like not
actually horny. OK, but they're just excited, so
he should, he should try. I'm really horny for this
podcast. Yeah, no, me too.
I'm so horny for this podcast. I do use it.
It's like such an absurd. It's such absurd lingo.
OK. I did not know you came with
that very, you know, assertive take.
Can you? Can you repeat your take real?
Quick, my take Yeah, that men should be embarrassed during
sex. Because they're bad at.
Because they're bad at going down on women and they should
watch a fucking tutorial and they shouldn't feel proud When
when? Would shouldn't you like give
them some time to improve? No, I have commitment issues.
No, I know. Yeah.
So if I did date someone in the future, hopefully we'll get over
those one day. I don't know, we'll see.
But OK, so here's the thing too is also on women's end.
I OK, my I'm just speaking for myself, but I do think I'm
speaking for a lot of women. I feel like my insecurity has
won over my horniness like tenfold.
Like I'm really insecure. I don't care talking about it
like I whatever like I don't like the way my body looks all
that and I have like had that's that's OK, Oh my God, don't feel
bad. It's like I feel like that's so
like woman core, like whatever, like it's fine unless.
You finish. Thank you.
Yeah. But that's something you would
not hear from a man going down on you.
Yeah. Like I just, I feel, well, no,
no, no, but you just men. I just think men like, don't
like, we feel so much shame about that stuff and then they
don't feel any and they're just like, and they're and they like
score such women that are better than them.
And I'm mad about it is all I have to say.
And I'm mad that my insecurity has won over my horniness.
What do you mean it has won? Like I literally no like I like
literally I like won't. I'm like seeing my body as like
that gives me so much anxiety like.
You don't have to see your body. That's true.
Lights off. But yeah, I just like
perception, you know? And I just feel like men don't
think about that shit and women do.
You know, like, I feel like, have you OK?
Can I badmouth this person? I don't know.
Yes, we don't have to say the name.
OK, like if you if a guy every time he had sex with you and
every time the lights are off, maybe he's the one that has like
problems with the bodies. That's true.
You're Oh my God, that is so. That is so wise.
Right. And they don't have to look bad
or you don't have to. I don't know.
I feel like it's, I just feel like.
Women, Yeah, no, women core is like, we're just very like
inundated with this media of like what we should look like
and what we whatever. And I think it like, I want to
say that it doesn't weigh on me, but I think it does.
And I think it weighs on like a lot of women and like,
especially with like, I don't know what the fuck is going on
now, but I like the wicked. Did you see Wicked?
No, I haven't. But have you seen Ariana Grande
and Cynthia Reba? Yeah.
So I really like like what is like.
I'm not trying to shame, but. Oh, they're very skinny.
It's like, scary. Yeah, it is scary.
I'm like what like? Everybody in Wicked has lost
weight, I think like I saw the. Movies like even though like
Madam, did you see the first Wicked?
No I did. I saw like clips of it but I.
Didn't see the music? No, I saw the music.
Are you? Like a Broadway girlie.
Yeah, I do love Broadway. It's amazing, right?
Yeah, I love Broadway. Yeah, but any we were talking
about, Yeah, they were all so skinny.
Like I feel like even Bowen Yang lost.
Weight, I know Bowen's Bowen's being inundated by I saw this
TikTok that was like, it actually cracked me up.
It's not OK, but it was like lunch on the wicked side.
It was like one piece of meat, one piece of lettuce, like, and
then they ate it and it was, I was like, that's so funny.
But it's so like weird and bad. And there's like this.
There's like this thing I guess psychologists say, don't take
me, don't quote me on this. It could be wrong.
But like when women are like super skinny, like 1's anorexic
and their friends anorexic, they almost, it's like an unspoken
like contest about like who's getting skinnier.
That's it's like a psychological phenomenon.
Who's eating less? I.
Don't know if it's who's eating less but who's losing more
weight and I and I fear that the two are.
Have you seen interviews of them too?
They're like nutty together. Yeah, they're like, kind of
like, like they're like protective of each other.
Protective. And like they like seem like
they're like weirdly in love. Like I don't know if it's a
press thing or I'm like, and they're both in relationships.
But oh, who's Ariana Grande in relationship?
With this, the guy who plays, Oh my God, what's his name in the
movie? He used to play SpongeBob on
Broadway, which I like. He's, I don't know.
He's not. That how are these men?
I know. That's what I'm saying.
I'm like Ariana Grande. You're you're gonna have to, oh,
Ethan Slater. That's his name in real life.
You're gonna have to look him up after.
OK, I'm I'm gonna go. He's like a short, he plays a
munchkin and. Wait, he plays a munchkin and
he's dating Glenda? Yeah.
No, no, not in the in the in real life.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bach.
That's his name. Bach.
OK, I remembered it. Guys, it's Bach.
It is Bach. It's OK.
This podcast, this episode will probably be released like a
month, two months after, so people will be forgetting about
Wicked. I know.
So we have to talk about it because it's a a magical
Wonderland of things. Do you like magic?
Do you like magical things? Like, I like magic, like the
tricks. No, but also the tricks.
But. But like you mean like?
Spiritual stuff like magical movies like Harry.
Potter Oh, OK. No, I'm getting I.
Could I? But I'm more like I like movies
that are like real life. I agree with that but then my
shit is when it's real life and then things happen that wouldn't
happen in real life I get extra bothered.
Like I can lean into it if it's fantasy, but I have a hard time.
Like I'm like, if I'm watching this movie about like a couple
or whatever and this shit is so unrealistic, I'm like, that
bothers me more than if it's like a fantasy movie.
Right. You know what I'm like, but I
don't. I mean, I guess you're talking
about like ROM com. Yeah like ROM com is very not
realistic. Yeah, and the ROM coms that come
out these days are actual garbage.
It's crazy. I don't even know how they get
made. I'm like I could have.
Really. It's so cheesy.
Like yes. Like I I predict every single
thing that happens in the movie, right?
And I'm like, I'm not alone, like I'm not a genius.
It's just like they're I think they need to like bump out so
much content and I'm I am a content like I watch it all.
So like I am the problem, but like I literally am the.
Problem. They're made of just for you.
No, they literally I will watch absolute garbage.
I will watch garbage but because I like like to have the TV on.
Have you seen like the movie The Spotless Mind?
Yes, eternal sound show of the spotless mind.
Yeah. What do you think?
I like that, yeah. That was good.
It makes my heart. Did it end?
Did it end sad? I can't.
Remember. I think so.
Yeah, no, that was a good one. I remember I was crying during
that one. That yeah, that was.
That's something that I like. It's not like cheesy ROM com.
That is not a cheesy ROM com, no.
Yeah, that is not a cheesy ROM. Com It's not calm, it's not it's
making. It's just, it's just ROM sad.
Yeah, ROM Sad. ROM depressed I think.
Yeah, ROM. That's my, that's my category,
that's my genre of. Movies I also like depressing
things they make they they feel more real to me, which maybe
that's yeah, right. I'm like please end like
realistically, like let's be sad.
Let's just or like at least like let's have the variety of
emotions right? Like, I think it's like you like
those holiday movies. You always know it's gonna be in
a small town and they're gonna meet someone and then they're
gonna, and then they're gonna quit their big job.
And I'm like, this is so overdone.
Like why are we still doing this?
But it's like funny, now we can make fun of them because it's so
like much like a template. And it's just like everyone got
like, you go on, you go on Netflix or these streamers and
you're like, I know I'm gonna have to go through so much
garbage to find something like actually like quality, which I'm
like, that makes me sad. And then I also just don't think
we make things that are quality anymore.
Like I just, I don't know. I I know there are stuff.
OK, Have you seen the show The Studio with the with Seth Rogen?
No. Yeah, Seth Rogen.
Yeah, correct. I started watching it, but I I
think it was good. I I started.
Do you like it? I.
I loved it. I don't know why.
I feel like that's my humor. Like, no, I love humorous.
Yeah, There's one with Matthew McConaughey with a, like,
golfing student. Have you seen that?
It's. Not Wolf at Wall Street.
No. Does Wolf at Wall Street have
golf? In it?
I don't know. Oh, maybe.
I mean, they're all men and like rich men, white men, so they
probably does have golf. Yeah, probably.
And maybe there's one scene of it, like golfing.
Oh yeah, it's. Definitely not Wolf of Wall
Street. It's new Matthew Mcconaughey's
in it. Wait, sorry, it's Owen Wilson.
Oh, I don't know who that is. I probably know the face.
But he would. He's like a blonde dude.
Oh. So what else has been going on
with you? Nothing much.
It's like the podcasting. What do you want to report?
Yeah, the podcast. What do I want?
It's a great operation and I love all.
That thank you I love all the. Max, wait, I do have to say when
I was. OK, So my room at home, like in
Cleveland is just like a time capsule of when I was in 7th
grade. And I think I took one like J14,
which I don't even think it exists, magazine and just put
the posters everywhere. It's like a random magazine like
Joe Jonas, like Justin Bieber, Beyoncé, everyone.
And it's like, it's my room. I have them.
Yeah. Do you want them?
I. Want them to.
You know what I'll give them? They're like so retro.
That would be perfect, yeah. Next time I go home.
Yeah. Give you them.
They're they're all remake like they're like from China, like I
bought all of them in China. Like everything on the bed.
Well, on the bed, everything is from Wayfair in case they want
to sponsor me later. Yeah, they and all the like, the
everything on the night stand, including the night stand are
all from like Facebook Marketplace.
Wait, I love marketplace. I'm trying to sell a chair.
OK, what? What?
What do you need? To say you got so excited, I
need to hear what you're saying. Facebook Marketplace is such a
evil place. Oh no.
Yeah, no, it's like no, I've been look, I've been having good
experience buying from Facebook marketplace, but I've been
having really bad experience selling cuz I.
Are why scammers. No, it's like I wanna sell my
like heels. So I put pictures of my heels
and I have some pictures of me wearing the heels and then like
this, this post got like, I don't know, like 50,000 views.
What? You went viral on Facebook
Marketplace? That's so funny.
Wait. But nobody's bought it.
That is you know, it's they're taking your feet pic.
That's why that's disgusting. That's why OK, so it's not
Facebook marketplace. It is people that are
disgusting. OK 50,000.
I guess I don't know how many, but it's.
Like God, how many people have feet fetishes, truly.
I know. Like I did not know there's so
many people like there. I I did not know that.
It's so funny that's. Where they shop for feet feet
pictures. It's actually kind of smart
'cause it's free. Yeah, and they're like.
Can't they just Google it? I don't know, right?
Right. Like.
Person with the heel. And they let me know like, they
tell me like, like sometimes. Like did you?
Yes, I guess so many messages. What do they say?
Like what's the best one you've gotten?
Oh, wait, wait, wait, can I pull it up?
Yes please, I I literally can't wait.
Mostly it's like you have such beautiful feet, but this is.
So creepy. You're like, I'm just trying to
sell my heel brother. Like, are you gonna buy it?
Yes. Are you gonna buy it?
And if you're not, I have nothing to say to you.
Oh my God. Are these all for the feet?
These are all for the feet. Holy shit they are literally all
for the shoes. Yeah, it's very cute.
Very cute. Them toes.
Them toes hard eye emoji. That's so weird.
May I please? Who are these people?
Is this still? Available as normal.
But then I reply. Yeah, I say you have to get like
I have decided you have to get like 4 people who are like
picking it up for someone to actually pick it up.
Right, nice legs. Wait, there's one that has sent
me pictures. Wait where is it?
I have so many like I can't even find them.
It's like I have to scroll. Down Wait, there's so many
people in your DMS for shoes, right?
Actually, they're in your DMS for your feet.
That's what it is. And I'm like, should I take,
like, should I actually make use of this?
Yeah, maybe I should, like, reply to them.
Yeah. To make some extra money.
Yeah. Like now I'm like.
I would just be aware of getting scammed but otherwise yeah why
not. You should always capitalize.
I think we live in an anti women's society so we can
capitalize on anything. On unlike.
Feet. I think women can do anything.
Oh my God. Work work.
This is OK for the viewers. This is unhinged amount of
messages about the shoes and the feet.
This is great easy. OK.
I think, OK, no, it's like, anyway, I can't find it, but
it's basically someone like I think I try to reply to them and
he's like, how much for those feet or something like that?
And I'm like $500. What do they what?
Do you say? And then they said ohh, no 100
I'm. Trying to bargain with you for
your feet. Yes, and he's like 100.
I'm tall, I'm American, and I'm white and I have blue eyes.
What? OK, Hitler.
Like, excuse me, I'm tall and I'm.
I didn't ask. He's like, give me a better
price. I'm a white man who is tall.
Yes, and blue eyes. Like, no, you're a creep on
Facebook. Yeah, and also.
He probably doesn't have a picture, right?
It's like some weird. Shit it does.
And then he's proceed to send me a picture.
Of his. No, if he's like like shirtless
picture, I know. That makes me like that's like
it like if you if I was going to say no in the beginning, but now
I'm for sure not going to respond to that, right.
Also, OK, rude to lowball you $400.00 at least be like, would
you do you know, would you do 400?
He's like 100. Best offer.
You're like, I was fucking around anyways, like I wasn't
getting cut off my feet and send them to you.
Like what do you want to do with them?
And. And and then, yeah, he's like, I
feel like he's not even American.
I feel like the English kind of broken.
Yeah, he's like, I'm American. He's not American.
No one's proud of that. Like anyone who's Americans not
going around saying like, I'm American like.
And if you are, you are probably a bad person.
That's OK. We.
Yeah, sometimes we need to know who's the Americans.
Yeah, in our friend groups. But it's OK.
We do. We do.
We. Sure do.
And we sure do. That reminds me of one other
time that I got low balled in a situation that's similar to
that. Oh my God, can I tell you this
story? No, it's like a real life
situation. OK, Yeah.
So I was like driving in Charlotte with my friend who's a
guy we were kind of dating. It was like when I was in
college and we were driving like a like, we rented this car.
It's like a convertible, which is like a cool car, I guess.
And we saw there's so many, like college kids getting drunk in
Charlotte, and we're like, maybe we can offer them a ride.
You were like, you were like the sketchy people were like, want
to ride? Like now I think about it,
you're like. Cheaper than Uber?
Now I think about it, maybe it is a little sketchy.
You're like, we'll kidnap you. Yeah, that's yeah.
They were so like, it's so funny to see them so scared.
Were they? Wait, wait, were they?
That's so funny. They were like all these like
college guys. They're probably like in their
like 1920. Yeah.
And I was like cuz I think I looked very hot and my.
Well, yeah, I think I was so fucking hot.
Yes, I think I was pretty hot and I got off the car and I was
like, oh, do you, do you guys need a ride?
And then some of them got in and they're so all of them are so
fucked up. Some of them got in and there's
one person who's still kind of sober and he's like, dude, we
shouldn't do this maybe. And they're kind of whispering,
but I can. But that they got in.
Yeah, they got in, but then they got out.
So they didn't pay you? No, it's OK.
And then there's one guy when he was getting out, he was asking
me, do I have Snapchat? And I was like, yeah.
And you, yeah, OK. And he's like, what's your
Snapchat? And I told him my Snapchat and
he's like, get your phone right now.
I wanna see you like approving my friend request like making
sure that he actually got my Snapchat.
That is so weird, right? That's really aggressive for no.
Reason. And are you still friends with
him? On the no no you.
Defriended him. I don't know.
I don't remember. I don't use Snapchat anymore.
No. Well, I got his Snapchat and
then he's like when I was there, he was telling me like, I'm so
rich, my parents so rich. I pay $80,000 a year to go to
college. I hate when people like why are
you telling me that? And because he was trying to
say, How much is it for you to go home with me for tonight?
He was. He thought you were a hooker.
Maybe, but I was like showing me my like Duke ID and I'm like I
don't. And you were in school, too.
Yeah. Like those are your, like,
brethren of school. Yeah.
Like that's so weird. I know.
I had me on time right now. We'd actually want to know your
point of view on that. So I was, I did a solo trip to
Portugal and Spain and it was amazing.
And I met this like baby child AKA he was 21.
No, no. Not like a little bit baby
child. And he was on my, he was on my
like Porto wine tour. And he had just graduated from
Berkeley and. He wait, he's American.
No, he's yeah, he's American. What?
I thought you got yourself a European Portugal man.
No, no, he's gay. What?
This is has to do with Snapchat and he was telling me about
when, you know, he had a few glasses of pork.
He like was spilling his life out to me, which I'm like I also
he called me a baddie because and I'm like you're so Gen.
Z cuz it like he's I don't know, like mommy 20.
Thank you so much. When like 21 year olds are like
so young to me now I'm like whoa we are not the same.
He kept being like my friends think I'm unk.
I'm like what the fuck is unk? I mean it just means old.
Do you use it? Unk is uncool.
I thought it meant uncle. I was like.
You're Oh my God, I can't wait. You learned it from me.
I thought it meant I've been telling people it means uncle
like you're old. Oh my God that's rude.
His friends called him Unk. Yeah.
That's ungool. Do you use that?
No, I don't use it, but I know OK 667 so.
Oh, yeah, 6-7 is like, it makes no sense.
It's just nothing. Yeah.
It's just brain rot. So he was saying that he's like,
I'm staying with this guy in Portugal that I met six years
ago on Snapchat. And I'm like, first of all, how
did you mean on Snapchat? And he's like, he just added me
and I added him back. And I'm like, you've been
talking to a man like he lives in the US, He's American.
You've been talking to this man for six years on Snapchat.
I'm like, is this what we're doing now?
Like I'm, I was very like shocked by that.
It is pretty shocked. And he stayed with him and like,
it ended up being fine, OK. I mean, he said he didn't like
him and he was a loser. And I'm like, that's a big lead
up. That's a big lead.
Up. Yeah.
I mean, if you have to talk to someone on Snapchat for six
years for them to see you in person, you're probably a loser.
Yeah, sorry. Also like yeah no literally no.
I think it was just cuz he was like foreign.
So no, this guy was very handsome.
I mean, like, but he was 21. Yeah.
But he was like, he's definitely part of the like, you know, like
ripped gaze. Yeah, my gaze, that.
Only like ripped people. Yeah, yeah, he's been telling me
that he want to get on a steroid, but I'm like.
That feels unsafe, right? I don't understand what goes on,
but I did learn that there's like a big pressure toxic thing
in the male gay community that I think is like almost worse than
women. Like I think there's they like
have like parties and you can only go if like in your fucking
speedos. Ohh damn, you know what you have
to be like You have. Because, like, you wouldn't go
if you were. And then there's this other
thing called bears where it's like the more beefy gays and
they have specific parties. Interesting.
So they'll have a bear party. And I'm like, that's like
segregation. Like segregation of the fats and
the rips. That's crazy.
Yeah, I guess it's like they wanna be exclusive.
I don't know but it's like sometimes at parties I see 2 gay
guys kissing which is OK. Yeah.
Oh, you you're you're pro games. I'm pro games you.
Which is OK, fine. I'm pro game.
No, I'm saying they're kissing but I can't tell who's the top,
who's the bottom. I feel like they look so similar
'cause they're both ripped. I think I've also learned that
like for certain people, people would like change.
Like they'll be like, oh, if he's like, if he, yeah, if he
like someone who's usually a top will be like, well, if they're
really, really tall and I can feel small, I'll be about them.
Like if they're way taller than me.
Or whatever. OK, maybe I should have had some
gay guy on the podcast to talk about that.
Yeah, you should. I feel like I'm not the expert.
I heard, I heard like if yeah, I feel like sometimes I talked
about this in the previous podcast and I feel like
sometimes I'm surprised by the position of a gay guy friend.
What do you mean the position like OK, yeah.
Yeah, I thought. I thought what I'm my friend is
a bottom and then he turned out to be gay.
Top and then he turned out to be.
Gay. OK Top.
Yeah. And then I think is it Michael
or someone said he probably has a big Dick.
That's probably why. Wait, I'm gonna ask Michael what
he is. Do we know?
I think I asked. Yeah, I think I.
Also, just mostly about. Him.
I also just ask people, like, that's the thing.
I don't really care. They don't have to say if they
don't want. Yeah, but like, I'm curious.
Yeah. I don't know.
I don't think it's a bad and they if they talk about it, if
they don't talk about it, I'm not.
Going to Yeah, yeah. What are you?
What's what stereo type?
Are you what? No, I I don't I feel that like
it isn't. You can't like see someone at
no, you can think, you know, but you're not necessarily right.
Like, I feel like that's another like stereotype type of like,
Oh, you look this way. But I think it's, yeah, you're
right. I don't know.
We're gonna have to get an
expert on here. So hopefully, yeah, it's OK.
We can call. We can talk about something
else. Yeah.
Wait, I haven't finished my story about me getting low
balled? Yeah, I was like, wait, I don't
think we got low balled there, but I still like the story.
I was like a great story, but I don't know where.
The low ball is well, and the low ball comes in when I I went
home without all the college kids in my car, like, yeah, fuck
them. That'd be nice.
Yeah. But I guess I did look very
sketchy. I looked like I was gonna take
them to like, I don't know, like sell their kidney or something.
Yeah, like a ton. You're like, go back, this is
your last. Car ride yeah, but it's like he
the guy who got my Snapchat, he kept texting me he's like how
much is it to spend a night with you and.
Oh my God, do you have to block him?
In the end I did, but I was entertained by that and I was
like, what did I say? I think I said like 800 or
something. And then he said 400 and I'm
like 5500. Now you're bartering.
We're bartering. We're bartering, OK?
And then like I don't reply. And then he's like, wait, he
first said 100 or 200 and I don't reply.
And then he first said 100 and I don't reply.
And then he says 200 and I don't reply and he's like.
He's burning with himself. Yes, he's like 400.
I can do it right now. Like I'm I'm ready.
He's like, you're not even responding.
He's like, OK, fine, 400 and you're like, I have not said a
word here. Like that's so funny.
Yeah, I don't know. I, I don't think I'll do it for
400. He he kind of looked like he had
it like a mole that cut and it's like ginger.
Yeah, not. Taller, shorter than me, wasn't
my. Type How tall are you?
I'm like 57. OK, so you're pretty tall.
Yeah, that's one thing about how tall are you?
55. Oh, really?
You thought I'm taller? Yeah, I give taller energy.
Thank you so much. Yeah, I'm not.
I am very average size. I want to know what's the
average height for? American women, I think it's
like 5-4 or five, five. Really.
I think I looked this up. Yeah.
Really. What do you think?
You wouldn't think that, No. What about Chinese women?
You know, it's like where I'm from.
Yeah. I feel like I'm like the tallest
part of. China.
I was gonna oh, the tallest like region.
Yeah, that's so random. Why?
I know, I don't know. I was born there.
No, no, but like, why are they? Why is everyone so?
Tall. I don't know.
Why? Why is everyone are your parents
tall? My mom is like 5-9.
That's tall, yeah. That's a tall woman.
But I, I was like the shortest in my friend group back home, so
I did not expect. I heard everybody say, oh,
American people are so tall. And I came here and I'm like the
tall one. Well maybe this is a stereotype
and tell me if I'm wrong but I think it's more of a men thing.
Like, aren't the men short in China?
Or where I'm from, not they're very tall.
OK, yeah. But well, maybe like in the
southern part, they're short. She moved here then with all the
fucking shorties. Yes.
It's like I did not expect, like, yeah, it was one of the
culture shock. Do you feel like people are
taller here or North Carolina? Hmm.
Or I guess it's just less diverse there.
Yeah, it's like. There's like only whites.
Yeah. Am I right?
Yeah, you're right. It's.
Crazy, right? You're right.
Did you like it there? I liked it.
But did you live there? No, I wouldn't live anywhere
other than New York. Ever.
Wow, she's in New York. Girly.
No, probably not. You heard it here first, would
you? I mean if I hopefully have a
family one day, which like very far, I don't think I could raise
a kid here. No.
Do you like they're just, it's so expensive, this city's so.
That sounds like a new problem. Yeah, OK.
I need to get rich. I don't know how, though.
Someone, someone give me some advice.
Yeah, but yeah, like, I mean, do you want to have kids?
I don't know, I'm saying if. You did though.
It's here is like kind of a, it's a choice.
Like it's totally. I don't know.
I don't think I want want to have a kid right now.
That's. Well, yeah, you don't have to.
Like I'm, I'm OK, I don't. Know, but kids, to be honest,
it's such a confusing time, right?
Because having a kid, like, is it evil to have a kid?
Because like, I feel like the world's crumbling.
So you know what I mean? Yeah.
Doesn't it feel like the world's ending?
Yeah, you're going to have a kid and then the kid is going to
grow up with their AI nanny. Yeah, their AI chip, their AI
also like I'm confused about this whole world ending thing.
I thought it's like 20-50 but like or 20?
Aren't we getting close like if? It's the ending of the world.
I'm not. Yeah, from environment you're
not. This is Christmas.
What? What?
No. Have you seen that video?
You know the huge thing on the on by Union Square, like where
we did our comedy class. It's like it says it says like
we can only change this for X amount more time or the
environment will die. And it's like literally this
huge plaque of like how long it will take until we have
irreversible damage. I mean, I don't mind dying.
No, I don't either. I'm down.
Yeah. I don't want to be the last.
I know, I'm so sorry, this is not good, you know, opinion for
the podcast. What?
It's not positive energy for the podcast, but it's.
Positive. It's amazing.
Yeah, I think it's positive. Yeah.
I think. No, I feel like I'm not.
I'm not. Like, I, I love my life, but
it's like if everybody's dying then, right?
Yeah. I think that's fine.
Yeah. Yeah, you want to be the last
one, right? There's like Torah shows about
that, but being like the last person alive and shit, like, Oh
my God, how much in your head could you be right?
I'm just like, fucking walking around.
Yeah, probably wouldn't last that very long.
Yeah, yeah. No, no.
Well, I guess that's the end of the podcast.
We're we're coming to an end. That's so sad.
For us, I know is there. I was having so much fun, yeah.
Me too. Is there anything you would like
to add? Women rule and men should be
better, and I think that female friendships are the most special
thing on the planet. Aww, don't you think so though?
I agree. I feel like you can get deep and
like if you ever heard men talk in a group, they're like
football weather. And I'm like, we're always
talking about like the craziest shit.
Like we can just they don't have emotional capacity.
So I love female friendships. I think there's nothing more
special. Maybe you're a lesbian.
Yeah, probably could. I don't know, Maybe I should
dabble. Maybe.
Maybe I should dabble? Yeah.
I just, I feel like I don't want to marry a woman.
Does that mean? For the for what reason I guess
depends. It's OK.
You don't have to disclose that. For what reason?
Cuz I don't think I'm, I don't think I could romantic, you
know? You think you're the I think I'm
women in the relationship. Yeah, no, I just, I don't like,
I don't think I could be romantically attractive.
OK. Like sexually, yeah, I could get
there. You're gonna be a fuck boy I.
Know. For women.
Oh yeah. Yeah, that sounds.
Like I am going to be a fuck boy for women, that is what it is.
You just said you're not attracted to them.
Romantic. I'm like, I hate their emotions,
fault their emotions. I'm Trump now.
I'm like, women are so emotional.
Women. Women.
Can you do Trump impression? I'm just learning this.
Today, shut the fuck up. You were practicing.
I was practicing today. Wait, are you?
Are you gonna do something with the Trump?
Impression. I wrote something that I wanted
to do, but I don't know if I'm good enough and today I've just
spent like 20 minutes learning my Trump impression.
We do it do it. Wait, let's.
We won't judge you. You know, the women do women
that was. Good.
That was good to whatever. Frankly, everybody say women
have a lot of ideas, but I don't know.
Oh my. God goes.
Well, that was really good. I feel like I'm like getting
red. I can't wait to hear what you're
gonna do. With that, I think I'm gonna
need more practice. You heard it here first.
Here first, this is the first iteration.
We're gonna do it again. Yes, it's gonna get better.
He's but he's such a like, he's such a fucking joke.
You don't even have to like make shit up.
Like you can just joke about something, he verbatim said.
And that's what's crazy. Yeah, that's all I have to say.
That's what's crazy because. Yeah, I in the past 20 minutes
that before you came here, I learned a lot about Trump.
I was like researching a lot of. I'm gonna have to hear exactly
where you are. I can't wait.
That's gonna be amazing. Yeah, I did not expect to, you
know. And on this journey, Yeah.
OK, everyone, goodbye. Love you.
Thank you for having me, Rachel. This is an amazing podcast and
you should all listen to it. Thank you.
It really is no. Thank you for coming.
I love being in bed, it's my favorite place to be.
OK, now we go to sleep. Now we now we're going to sleep.
Goodnight, Goodnight.