I have a question for you. Yeah, do you?
So I would say that we're both Asian.
Yeah. You would you agree with that?
Yeah. OK, So what I've been hearing
from incels online is that they're telling me that India
Indians aren't Asian. Like they're they're Asian
geographically, but they're their own porn category, so they
can't be Asian. Like they're not in the Asian
porn category. Wait, wait wait.
First of all, I guess we shouldn't define people in porn
categories. No, we shouldn't.
Yeah, like there people don't call each other Ebony anymore.
No, they don't. Yeah, right.
I mean some people maybe they'd say I'm Ebony someone or Ebonics
is a thing. I'm also conflicted.
I I believe, I think you're Asian.
I think I'm Asian too, yeah. Why are you not like this is
there's no question that you're Asian?
Yeah, we're Asian and we, we're not East Asian, but Asia's
large. So what does that matter?
Yeah. Just wanted to hear your
thoughts on. That we're, we're Asian, Yeah.
OK, OK. Ezaril is also in Asia.
Caucasia is in Asia. OK.
So everybody's Asian? Possibly.
Yeah, possibly. So.
Well, we know for sure that Jesus is Asian.
Yeah, right. Because he's from like that
Palestine region and stuff. Yeah.
Yeah, I hear you. Yeah.
Jesus is Asian, So W Asian, I think they call it.
I think W Asian. Yeah.
Yes, yes, W Asian. Yeah.
So everybody's Asian, right? Yeah.
OK. Yeah, I like, I like that.
It's like, you know, all lives matter, all Asians matter,
everyone's. I get it.
No, you're right. I like.
That I don't know about All Lives Matter.
So, Sarah, what's keeping you up tonight?
Well, I was just thinking about how men should be attracted to
armpit and nipple hair. Like the longer the better.
Like, 6 inches, 7 inches, because, like, that's the sign
of a mature woman, you know? Like, yeah, Like, why?
What I was thinking is like, why?
Why sleep with a pony when you can tame a stallion?
Oh, OK, Why sleep a pony? Why sleep with a pony of when
you can tame a Wait, say that again.
Why sleep with a pony when you can tame a stallion?
What's the difference between a pony and a stallion?
She's inexperienced. She was born yesterday.
She wasn't born yesterday. Well, when you're the pony.
Oh, the pony, Yeah. Yeah, yeah 'cause like, you
know, men are always talking about how they're the ones who
are dominant and in charge, right?
So then using that logic, wouldn't they want to tame, you
know, a mature of course? That's such a good point.
Yeah, like the hairier the better.
Armpit hair, nipple hair, you know.
Yeah, I've, I, I do have nipple hair that's like some some like
something like very surprising that I found about my body when
I go into puberty, but I don't know if they're like 6-7 inches
long. I feel like I'm I'm, I'm not
like. Yeah, I mean, I, I feel.
Like a pony. I feel like I'm not.
I don't have 7 inch 7 inch long of nipple hair yet.
Maybe I'm not mature enough. Maybe.
I mean, I think some people it just doesn't stop growing, you
know? And I'm one of those folks.
Like the other day my arm was tickled, but what I thought was
like a stray hair and I kept trying to brush it away.
It turned out it was like an 8 inch areola hair.
What's? Wait, wait, wait.
Sorry, what's Areola? It's the.
It's the, the the I mean it should be dark, but like the
dark circle over your nipple. But some women they it's not
dark. Some some of them have like a a
really light areola. Oh wait, so the areola is the
circle outside of your nipple? Yeah, you know the dark circle,
like it's like a different color.
Oh, it's like, it's like the Saturn's ring.
Yeah, yeah, it's a ring, although for some people it is.
Some people, it's like a, it's like a dot, you know, it looks
like an eye almost. What an eye?
Yeah. How is it an eye?
Like. Like.
Yeah, what were you gonna say? This reminds me of like my
second podcast guest. She was saying that when this is
so unrelated, but she said when she asked the guy she was seeing
like, can you, can you come compliment me?
And he said, you have the lightest nipple color I've ever
seen. And then she showed me her
nipple after the podcast and it was actually, there's no areola.
That's what I'm saying. Some people, it's like that.
Yes. And I think that's a little odd.
I don't know. I.
Hmm, that's a hot. Take.
Well, I mean, unless maybe it is.
No, it's a hot take. I'm supposed to come with a hot
take. Unless you are saying that you
don't have dark areolas, then I take it back.
Then it's fine. Wait, wait, wait.
Say that again if. Your areolas aren't dark and and
you happen to have light areolas.
Then I take it all back. It's fine.
OK, yeah. What about what about what about
us Who who don't have that much hair?
All right, back to the hair. Yeah.
I mean, listen, ponies are cute. Yeah.
People are always gonna want ponies.
Yeah. My Little Pony.
I mean, you know, there's all kinds of My Little Pony games
you can play, but I'm just saying for a real, like,
dominant tall man, a stallion should be what he wants.
Honestly. Maybe if he's sleeping with the
pony, he's gay. You know, the more effeminate
and and tame and and and cute and nice the the woman is.
I mean, maybe he's just. Maybe he's gay.
Well, dating a cute woman is one of the gayest thing you can ever
do. That's what I'm saying.
It's super gay. Yeah.
He should be dating someone who honestly kind of could, could go
toe to toe with him, you know, like fight him and then he'll be
the alpha. Like he's a true man.
He he tamed the stallion. Right, right.
Longer the nipple hair the better.
Why is nipple hair the criteria for a pony or a stallion?
It's brutal, it's raw, nobody's talking about it, but it's it.
You know. If you know, you know.
Like you just said, you didn't know.
Right. I didn't know, right?
Meanwhile I'm rocking, you know, 2 like wigs basically on my
boots. Yeah.
Oh wow. They poke out of my shirts and
everything and I just leave them there.
You just leave them there. I'm very like, I'm very jealous,
you know what I mean, 'cause I don't have that much hair.
And sometimes I'm, I'm, you know, people say it's a
blessing, but sometimes I'm bummed out by, by it because,
you know, 'cause I don't have hair in a lot of other places
too. Like I don't have eyebrows or
eyelashes or a lot of like hair on my head in general.
So I feel like if I had like when I was growing up, if I had
to choose, I always wanted to be someone who actually have more
hair than not. But but I but this is the first
time that I'm that I'm hearing also comes with the price of
having nipple hair that's picking out your shirt.
So. Yeah, in a really kinky way.
It's all curly and you know. Has anyone what is it so I'm
like? You're.
Stumped. I'm a little, I'm a little like
I'm trying to picture like when you are when you're having sex
and someone else sucking on your nipple, then you have to like.
Dry your hair. Yeah.
Well, he he uses it like dental
floss, but yeah. So there's more benefit to
taming an A stallion. Oh yeah.
Floss. At the same time.
Exactly. Wow, you're making me wanna tame
a stallion. You're it's.
It's kind of convincing, to be honest.
That's what I'm saying, you know.
And a lot. Well, what about?
But the point is, men should go for women who have a little
character who's a little, you know, not just a sweet Little
Pony. Exactly.
I don't feel like pony is very, but I don't know, I like Pink
Pony Club. I've been singing along with
Pink Pony Club. How do you like Do you like Pink
Pony Club? I'm gonna go with no, no, I'm,
I'm honestly no, yeah, I'm not really a Chapel Roan fan.
You're not a Chapel Roan fan. No.
Isn't that weird? It's OK.
It's OK.
I, I, I, I have been a little bit of obsessed with Chapel Rome
lately, but I think it's because she's, she's an icon.
OK, wait, I wait. I've actually been talking about
what Chapel Rome with a lot of people lately, and a lot of them
have been like, arguing with me. And right now I'm a little
afraid to say that I like Chapel Rome publicly.
Why is that? Because more people don't like
her or something. Yeah, like they're saying that
like, the music's not that good. And it's not that.
It's not that. Like, it's just so catchy.
Yeah, that's OK. It's OK for things to be catchy.
Yeah. Yeah, but a lot of like, you
know, misogynistic rappers songs are very catchy too.
Exactly. What do you do with that?
What do I do? Do you rap along what you know
there? When there's a banger in the
club and it's like Kanye West or like Chris Brown, do you do you
sing along or do you not sing along?
Honestly, yeah, I sing. Along you sing along.
Yeah, I separate the art from the artist and I just, you know.
That must be hard or it's easy. It's yeah, I mean, it's a little
hard because it's not like I support Kanye or anything like
that, but he represents an era like like the 2010 clubbing
scene. So, you know, I mean, I don't
like Drake, but unfortunately some of his music is, you know,
it's it can be a banger. Banger Yeah, yeah.
Well, are are you a millennial girl or are you a Gen.
Z girl? I think I'm technically Gen.
Z. What?
Do you mean technically? I just I'm I'm at the cut off.
You're I don't know when you're at a OK, I I think I'm Gen.
Z OK, I believe I'm I believe I'm what what is Gen.
Z Now I'm like questioning am I Gen.
Z 'cause I feel like we're the same age.
Are we gonna? Share our age.
Is that something we're gonna do or?
Are we not allowed? Usually we can't share.
Our We should say it at the same time.
OK, 32127 OK yeah, we're both Gen.
Z. We.
Are what are where is the like later cut off?
What? Where's the like younger cut off
for Gen. Z like the younger like the
youngest Gen. Z?
How old are they now? Probably 14-3 or fourteen, yeah.
That's that far. We're the older end of the Gen.
Z. Yeah, we're on the older end.
Yeah, for sure. We're like almost millennials.
Well, you got two years on me, so you're definitely in there,
so. I'm in there in for for Gen.
Z. Yeah.
That's why I'm a pony, guys. I that's what maybe that's that.
That explains my love for Pink Pony Club, you know?
Yeah, maybe the nipple hairs will grow it in two years.
Oh yeah, you never know. That's exciting news for me.
Puberty still hitting. I hope I can get a a little bit
more cups up too. I don't know.
Do you, does nipple hair grow with like is there a theory
with, you know, nipple hair and cup size or they just don't they
don't have a correlation. I don't think they have a
correlation. Yeah.
Also, I'd be very concerned if my boobs grew now.
Why? It would probably mean I'm
pregnant. Oh, you know what I mean?
Like, I kind of don't want your boobs to grow.
Right now. Oh my God.
I mean, unless something's really wrong, like then they
would, you know, they'd grow. Would you mean something's
really wrong? No.
Cancer, a cyst, a baby like. All these things are.
Serious. Like I my psychology.
No, my astrologist did say that this year it's very likely that
I get pregnant. No, Oh my God.
Or unless. I don't know.
No, no. Yeah, birth.
Control. Right, right, right, right.
I'm not planning to be pregnant, but she's like, you gotta be
careful, you know, like like don't be fucking these guys raw
and and use protection. But I mean, like, I'm on birth
control and I don't have that much sex, right?
And the clock is ticking. You know today is December. 3rd
4th. Yeah, December 3rd.
I only have like 27 days left for me for this year to get
pregnant. We're.
So you do want to get. Pregnant.
No, I don't. I don't.
OK, so. To fulfill my astrologist's
prophecy. Yeah, just like if I don't get
pregnant this year, I don't know if I come back.
To her, I got it. You're pregnant with great
ideas. Yeah, you're you're pregnant
with the future. That's that's.
Rachel, that's it. That's what it was.
That's why I'm gaining weight. That's why I'm gaining.
Weight that might be separate, but.
I feel like this season everybody's gaining weight.
Do you feel that? I don't usually watch folks when
they're getting fatter. I'm gonna go with no, only
because I'm just not paying attention.
That's what it is. I'm tunnel vision.
I'm not, you know. What do you pay attention to?
Like in another person? Like in in life in general.
What are you concerned about? I want to know more about you.
What am I concerned about in life?
Other than I need to know more about you other than your long
nipple hair. OK, that's the goal for today's
conversation, your passion. What am I concerned about in
life? So this is a really big
question. OK, let's let's do a smaller
question. What's your what did you eat
today? What's your last meal?
Got it. I had oatmeal from the coffee
shop. Oatmeal, that says a lot about
you. Yeah, what does it say?
It says that you are. Are you?
Are you vegetarian? No, but I try to eat healthy.
OK. Yeah, See, you're right.
Healthy. Yeah, right.
I I do. Between a croissant and oatmeal,
You choose oatmeal. You're right.
Yeah. And you eat breakfast.
You didn't eat breakfast today. Did I eat breakfast today?
I I did. OK, I did, but you are very
busy. I see you're a very busy person
because last thing you ate is a oatmeal, and oatmeal is
something that's supposed to be for breakfast.
Yeah, but right now it's night time.
So you only had one meal? Yeah, I skipped meals off and
you're right. Wow, You're like a detective,
right? You're correct.
Yeah. And did you have oatmeal with
anything else, like with berries or?
Yeah, there were strawberries in there.
And coconut. Strawberries and coconut.
That's it. And I think there were
blueberries too. Blueberries and is there honey?
I wouldn't know. Maybe it was mixed in.
OK, Yeah. That tells me that you you, you
like sweet food, then savory food for your breakfast.
Did you have it with coffee? I did, yeah.
I mean, the whole point was that I could drink my coffee.
Wait, you so you need something to drink your coffee with?
I don't know what that say about you that that's a little I don't
know. I hmm.
Don't you think the coffee ruins the flavor?
I don't care what I'm eating, I just have to get something in my
body so I can drink my coffee. Yeah.
That says something about you. I'm sure it does.
It does tell me what it says it. Says that you're a hard working
person, OK, You you work very early, very hard.
You need to get coffee because you work very late at night and
you skip meals because you work during the day too.
And you made it today to hear to the podcast.
That's true. All.
All day a 24 hour 24/7 you're working.
Like a stallion. Like a stallion, Yes.
Wow, it all comes together now. How do you feel, Stallion?
I feel great. I mean, I, I guess I can go by
Sarah the stallion. I mean, there's Megan the
stallion, but like, and she's always gonna be, you know, the
real stallion. Like she made it first, but but
you know, I'm Sarah the stallion.
I'm also there so. What can you be like, Sarah?
The What's another word for horses?
Mare. Yes, Sarah the mare.
It's also about the nipple. Hair is mare like something
about hair. No, I think it's just a female
horse. I think, I think.
Why are you sorry? 'Cause I don't know English.
That's OK. Oh, that's funny.
OK. Yeah, I guess Sarah the mare.
Just so that I don't use the word stallion.
Wait, but you don't have to use a female verb for horses.
Though you are undefinable, you should.
You're right, you're right. How do you like your name?
Sarah. I love it.
You like it? Love it?
Why? It's easy to pronounce and
people think I'm white until they meet me and then they.
Know that, but you have like a story of like someone thought
you're white and then they realized they're you're not.
I think people still think I'm white.
Yeah. I I get Sicilian a lot.
I get like, Sicilian, yeah. I don't know why.
Well, I think if I didn't see your content, I will think that
too. Really.
Yeah. No, you're kidding.
You're you're just, you're saying that.
No, I think you think I'm Italian or like Hispanic.
OK. Yeah, Hispanic.
Or like mixed. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, I'm not mixed with anything. Maybe it's the banks.
Could be. Yeah, I think the banks is like
very like, you know, French. Oh, OK, yeah.
Yeah, like European. OK.
It is Italy in Europe. I mean, Italy is in Europe, but
are they considered European? They're like Southern European,
right? We.
Southern European is not considered European.
But like, you know what I mean? I'm talking about like the, the
fancy European like life versus like in Sicily.
They're like close to Africa or something like that.
They're at the. Very bottom of.
Italy and they're like, I don't know, they're like dark and
they're. Mediterranean.
There we go. What?
I mean, Yeah, right. Like they.
Are in Europe. But yeah, when people like, it's
just like when people say Europe, they wouldn't think like
Sylvania. Slovenia I think they would
think of. Slovenia.
I thought when people say Europe, they'll think about like
Spain, France. Yeah, Italy, like, yeah, Italy,
like for some reason Italy like it's half in, half out.
Wait, I have a yeah. It's been a very like confusing
thing for me. Like are Spanish people Latin?
From Spain, Yeah, they're white. They're white, Yeah.
I mean, they're European. And are Italian people white?
Uh, historically no. But today, like, yeah, today
they are, yeah. OK, today they are.
Yep. I I.
I, I could be wrong, I don't know.
I if I get this comes back years later and but I'm pretty sure
that's the consensus is that today they're white and and you
know, before they were not OK. Yeah, let's go back to Stallion.
OK. Yeah, Stallion.
Yeah, sorry, I I feel like I keep because I'm so ignorant
still about the culture and I keep asking my guests questions
when when they are at least expecting it.
But what's the word for the nipple ring again?
Areola. Areola.
I think the next, you know, they're they have like UR rings.
What is it called? OURA rings.
Aura Aura rings. Aura rings, that's what they are
called. Yeah.
Instead of aura rings, they should call it.
What is it, Areola? Yes.
Areola rings or just areola? Oh, areola, areola.
Just areola. Just because.
OK, right.
Sure, why not? I mean.
Then no more people know about the word areola and they
wouldn't make mistakes like I do.
And it's, you know. OK, so they'll they'll buy the
ring and then they'll they'll know the word areola, but they
won't know that it means like like nipple.
No, they would. How would they know that?
You know when you're dating a man, they'll mansplain to you
and that that's. OK, they want to, but the the
ring will start the conversation.
Yes, OK. Yes.
And then I think when you know, it's, it's kind of an
empowerment. Yeah.
When you get proposed to. Yeah.
Name all rings Areola. All rings Ariel.
Oh right, just change the name of the ring to Ariel.
Yes, OK. And like you know when you get
proposed to you get, you know, you know, instead of the ring
you get. I don't know what I'm talking
about. No, it's OK if it you get, you
get the areola, you get areola. Like.
Instead of proposed to you get areola.
Yes, yeah. And then and then your best
friend have to help your fiance pick out the areola.
Oh, yeah. OK.
And then everybody, everybody can, you know, bring the word
back into our conversation. You know, I never heard of
areola before. And I feel like.
People should know it's like a body part, but.
But I've heard I don't know of tonsils.
Yeah, I mean, most people aren't talking about their areolas, I
guess. What other words don't you know
I'm is what I'm thinking. I don't know.
I wouldn't know. Yeah, I learned tonsils not like
3 years ago. You you've heard of them three
years ago. Tonsils.
And thyroid, OK, I've heard of them probably two years ago.
OK. And I'm not still not sure what
thyroid is. It's like, it's like a gland in
your throat that regulates your hormones, OK?
Yeah, I feel bad that this, this like episode is like, like, like
let's learn my ABC's. No, I want to know more.
About you wait, let's go back. Yeah, let's.
Go back. Go back to learning more about
Sarah. OK, Sarah, when was the last
time you cried? Cried probably 2 weeks ago.
What? What about what?
Why? My parents.
Oh, yeah, OK. And now I feel bad.
Save me. OK.
When was the last time you cried that you can?
Share that I can share. Yes, I lost a package in the
mail, Yeah. And then it someone stole it
actually. Do you find it?
They returned the empty box to my door like they opened up the
brand new item and left the box at my door so I know they stole
it. Did you find it like who, who
did, who did it or? No, but yeah, I I definitely
cried a little bit. OK, I would.
I would too. This reminds me of what's a
USPS. Yes, same thing happened to me.
Really. In this building.
No, OK, but before you you didn't find out who it is.
You just you just got an empty box.
Right. It said it was delivered.
I couldn't find it in my package room.
And then a day later, whoever stole it returned it, like,
ripped open and, like, they took the product and they left the
box there. OK?
That's how I know they stole it, you know?
OK, Yeah. This happened to me one time.
I was like shit. Well, it wasn't, it was in New
York. It wasn't like this exact
building, but I, I was moving and I was shipping my stuff.
Like I left my wallet in my previous, previous apartment and
I asked my roommate to mail me my wallet and a lot of other
like messages stuff like like the stickers and stuff.
So it's a it's a bunch of stuff and when I got it, the box was
opened and everything else was in it other than my wallet.
Oh my. God, you think the USPS people
stole? It I think USPS people have
something on it. Oh my God.
I believe it, right? I believe it, yeah.
And OK, this is crazy. Guess what happened next?
OK, you it was returned to you somehow.
Somehow, yes. OK.
All right. OK OK, now this finally gets
interesting. It's not me doing my AB CS, I'm
finding sharing a very personal experience.
Yeah, I'm invested. Yes, like 3 months later.
So I'm from China, I grew up in China, my parents, my family's
still in China. My mom texted me on WeChat.
She was like someone called her. Wait, she said the police
station in China called her saying that there's someone in
Guangzhou, which is like, think, like, think I'm in New York and
someone from California calls me, calls my mom.
Like, that's like the distance. So someone from that area calls
my mom. Someone from that area went to
the police station and the police station found the
district, the police station in my district, in my mom's
district, and they contact my mom.
So what happened was someone who works at USPS is Chinese and she
called, she found my wallet and there was like a Chinese ID in
my wallet. And she called her family in
China and the family in China told the police in China.
And the police found my mom and my mom found me and say that
someone found my wallet. OK, that's amazing.
That's crazy. And that's how you got it back.
Yeah, I, I got in, I was very suspicious like, 'cause to get
my wallet after like they're in contact with that person and
give that give that person my address and everything.
So it's a it's a little scary, but I got contact with with her
and she I got, I called her and she said she works at USPS.
They just, she just saw my package, saw my wallet and she
just sent it back to me. Like I put it like a work
address. So it's not my home address.
And I got it like there's everything was in my wallet.
Huh. So then I mean then how did it
get out of the package? Right.
Yeah, 'cause nobody took anything.
They just, they just took out your wallet and left it there.
Yeah, even my money was in there.
That's weird, right? Yeah.
I feel like USPS might have something like going on.
I mean, somebody opened it, which is the biggest problem,
right? Unless it ripped open maybe like
with the weather event. I double checked with my
roommate, he said he's like sealed it pretty well but.
Yeah, I don't know. And if something like if
something fells out, why is it only the wallet?
Everything else was in the. Package.
Yeah, that's suspicious. Yeah, right.
I'm really impressed by the police work in China.
I mean, I tried to go to the. I tried to call the local Police
Department about my stolen package.
Right. What happened?
They said they don't do complaints over the phone and
that I have to go in person, but I don't drive.
So I was like, OK, well, I don't drive.
Like can we just do like a, a quick police report?
Because that way my building can give me the security footage.
But then they were like, no, we don't do that.
And I'm like. Wait, what?
I know like they should be able to like drive and see me even,
you know, like make a visit, like or just do it on the phone.
But they they just like, they're like, we don't do that.
And then they hung up. Wait, they asked you to go in
person to talk to them? Yeah, and it's silly.
It's like my my package in my building was stolen.
You know what I mean? Like, I just thought it could be
quick over the phone to have the incident open because my
landlord's like, oh, we, you know, we need a police report to
release the footage. If only you had the footage,
maybe you will be able to find. Right.
So that's why I contacted the police.
But they're like now you have to you have to come visit us and
they're like, oh, so I have to take like a cab or whatever just
to go to the Police Department. It's just stupid.
You know what? I.
Mean. Yeah, I know what you mean.
Yeah, yeah, totally. That's why like when I lost my
wallet, I didn't even bother to like find.
I mean I tried to talk to like USPS to find the wallet but I
don't think. They're so enraging.
I know, Oh my God. But I I get it.
It's like they don't get paid that much.
And well, the cops get paid like that's.
I hate cops. You know, I have.
I didn't go to the cops. Maybe I should have, but I don't
know if. It would have led nowhere.
That's true. That's true.
But the cops in China got your back.
I mean, they're calling each other like, you know, that's
what I'm saying. Like, impressive.
Police work. Yeah.
I never thought about it that way.
Yeah, they like, but it's a little scary how, like, quickly
they found my mom. Like they I guess it's not that
scary. Like everybody's information is
in the system. Like these phone numbers.
Is that how China, I don't know how China works?
Is that there's a database everything like I I don't know I
feel like. There's a database everywhere
for everything. Oh my God, can I tell this
story? Can I not?
OK, I have two stories. One other story is also about
USPS. That's why I think USPS has
something going on. So my like one of my friend, he,
he's like a content creator. He's a Chinese content creator.
He lives in LA and he got his passport renewed.
He's he's Chinese. He got his passport renewed and
the package said it's delivered in his mailbox and he go to find
his mailbox, he couldn't find the package.
It's his new passport and his and his old passport because he
got a new renewed. And and then I think he has a
friend who works or who, who's like involved with criminal
activities. I don't know.
I don't know what exactly this. This.
Situation the relationship is, but then this person calls him
and say I saw your passport at my at this yeah, gathering that
I that I see and then like, and the my my friend is like I, I
don't believe it. Like take a picture or
something. And then he took a picture and
it was 2 passports and it was yeah, exactly his passport.
And he was like, give me $500, I can buy it from them because.
They were gonna. That's weird.
Yeah. Yeah.
OK. Yeah.
And then he paid for it and he got his passport back.
Huh. So this was USPS?
Yeah. OK, that's weird.
Yeah. I don't know what to say.
I'm blown away, right? Yeah.
All I can say is that I'm not surprised.
You're not surprised. No, I'm endlessly bothered with
USPS, Yeah. Yeah, well, sometimes they're
cheap. Yeah.
So that's why it's my go to. Yeah, I mean, they're supposed
to be federally funded and then they're like kind of not.
So I know why they're like. I'm, yeah, I'm still a little
like learning about, you know, the US governmental structure
and everything, but I learned that it's that it has some
problems. Oh, yeah, I wait.
But about your comment on like all the database and everything,
I think I can say this story. It's not like I'm not going to
say names or anything or the exact incident, but it's like my
friend, one of my friends went on a date with someone and then
she felt off about the date and then she left a date, never
talked to that person again. And then one day she got a call.
Wait, no, she was someone else. She's she's not home.
And her roommate called her, said there's detectives looking
for her and, and, and saying that like, you know, there's
something happened on this day and asked her if she remembered
what happened. And she vaguely remembers maybe
because of this date. And then like they set up a time
to meet and whatever. And it turns out it was because
the date had done some criminal activity and she and they just
found her to like, ask her if she knows anything about it.
But it's not clear how they found her I think.
I guess the database. I think it's just the dating
app. Oh, OK.
Like I didn't know your dating app can link to your home
address, you know? What I mean, Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's a little, that's a little insane to me.
It is. Yeah.
Yeah, it's creepy. That's for sure.
Yeah. Hmm.
Yeah, that's why we all was that.
Here. Yeah.
Oh, OK. Yeah, that's weird.
Yeah, that's why we all need to be stallions, you know, to like
gross and thick skin. Yeah, don't date people with
criminal activity. Right.
Yes, exactly. You never know.
You never know, but if you're a stallion, then you do know.
What? It's in your head and you know,
and you would never. Yeah, That's what you're saying.
Yes. Yeah, I get you.
Yeah. And sorry to like go so like off
the track from what you were saying, like I think you were
talking about like dating and body hair.
And I just took a turn. That's fine wherever it goes,
you know? Yeah, we're, we're, we're up
with racial you. So, you know, we're up.
We're we're up and we're we're everywhere.
Yeah, yeah. Is there anything you want to
ask me about? Are these the Victoria's Secret
pajamas? Oh no.
Are these the Victoria's Secret pajamas?
No, this is Land's End. But you know how like every year
they make new pajamas a Victoria's Secret.
Oh, I didn't know they make new ones.
Yeah, I mean, these look like the candy stripe ones.
And I was wondering because now they have like a cheetah print
one. Everything's cheetah print now.
I don't know if you noticed that.
I noticed a little bit. Yeah, it's kind of back.
Like the Y2K thing has moved on to the cheetah stuff.
OK. And so they dropped like a a
cheetah pajama set but it's like $80.00 for some fucking oh shit.
OK, this thing I OK, this is a little secret spill on my for my
podcast. OK, so it is a sleepover vibe
and every and I require everyone to wear pajamas.
Yeah, to be on my podcast. And I've prepared some pajamas
for my guests in case they don't have any.
And I went to with Victoria's Secret and they're all like so
expensive, like $80 a set and you can't just buy the shirt.
No, you gotta buy both of them. But I don't need the bottoms
'cause this we don't show our like, right?
Yeah. So I that would be another
podcast. Yeah, it's a different podcast.
It's a different podcast. Down with Rachel.
You. You.
Down. You down?
Yeah. Maybe that's in the future.
In the future in the planning, I'll have you back on the guest.
OK, Yeah, we'll, we'll, we'll e-mail about it.
Yeah, yeah, I'll think about it. Yeah, no rush, but all these
pajama, this is like from China. Oh, really?
Yeah. Oh, it looks really good.
And it's like, I, I got this set for like $10 and I know it's
like I don't, I feel, I don't know how I feel should feel
about it, you know, because maybe everything adding up, it's
like $20 a set like for the shipping and everything.
But it's from like I found like the, you know, the brand that
sells here in America, the retails like.
Price. Yeah, the retail price of this
set is a probably like 120. Yeah.
Insane, right? I know.
So part of me feels good that I skipped the capitalist.
Yeah, buy from directly from the factory.
Exactly. But I also feel bad how little
it costs or how little I'm paying the factory.
Yeah, you know what I mean. I do, yeah.
I think like because a lot of clothing is also made in
Bangladesh, and I have an uncle who actually overseas like the
Gap factory in Bangladesh, and it's the same thing.
It's like everything is like 2 to $10.
And I would rather pay them than pay like full retail at Gap or
like Banner Republic. But like, I don't know how it
works in China. But on one hand, like I want to
pay, obviously I want them to get the American dollar and get
paid more. On the other hand, like that is
like stable income in in Bangladesh.
So that like they're just happy that you're buying from them.
And that usually is enough for me to feel kind of good.
I'm like, yeah, you, I'm gonna buy 400 of these, you know what
I mean? Like, I wish I could pay you
retail, but you know, I know that like labor and pricing is
different there, but if you didn't have the factory then
they wouldn't have like they wouldn't have a job, you know
what I mean? I see what you mean.
Like at least you're buying from them.
Right, right. I see what you mean.
So you have are you saying you have like Bangladesh plugs to
buy Bangladesh? I do, I have the plug for.
It's like specifically Gap in Banana Republic for some reason.
Yeah, I do like some Banana Republic sometimes.
Yeah. Yeah, okay.
Well, we'll talk. Yeah, we'll talk.
Well, you get the get me the pajama plug in China and then
I'll get you know, and then I'll get you the gap stuff and.
Yeah, yeah, it sounds. Good.
Wow. Cut out America.
Exactly. Exactly cut out.
America more people, yeah, that should be like like the sub,
like, you know, the side business for the podcast like
'cause I was thinking I should like, like when the podcast gets
big, I need to like sell merch yeah, I need to like, maybe, you
know, put like a logo on the pajamas that I'm wearing, but
I'm definitely not gonna like 120 I said is like diabolical.
Yeah, I know. Yeah.
You mean like buying them to embroidery?
Yeah, or or selling them for 1/20.
Now I know like retail in China from the factory is $20.00,
right? If I'm trying to sell like what,
like my future fans, these sets for 1:20, that's that's insane.
I know, right? Yeah.
Yeah, you're right. Yeah, I don't know.
Sometimes I try to feel good about myself.
It although like I feel like sometimes I I don't feel good
about myself. It's OK.
Yeah, that's OK. Yeah, yeah, I cry sometimes too.
It's OK. What's your OK?
We have 5 minutes. I wanna, I wanna try to, you
know, circle back. All right?
Do you ever, have you ever like, shaved your nipple hair?
I have, yeah. How does it I?
I can't imagine like it must when it grows out.
It's itchy, Yeah. It's weird saying I know it's
not meant to be shaved. They're not.
Yeah. Yeah, and like that's how you
know, a lot of like I'm thinking about like, I don't know, cats
'cause I, that's like the yeah, closest animal I'm touch.
Like that's the animal that I'm. You're touching cats?
No, I. Mean OK I.
Was a little confused. I don't know, maybe she OK.
That's the that's the animal that I can get closest to.
OK. Yeah.
You like cats? Yeah.
OK.
Why did you bring that up? Because cats, you like, you have
to like, you know, when you want to see their nipples, you have
to like, get the hair. Oh.
Yeah, you can move the hair out of the way and move the hair.
Yeah, Yeah, it's cute, right? It's like soft and yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it's still soft. Exactly.
Yeah. And it's like the hair like
works as a, you know, protection.
Exactly. So your nipples must be softer.
They are, they are and and the little belly hair that goes down
the center. Oh, and the little lower back
hair. Super soft.
Oh my God. Yep Yep.
I can't imagine you're you're the winner.
I'm the winner. You're the winner.
I know. Who Who wants a pony when you
can have like a? Stallion.
Exactly, with sweet soft nipples.
Sweet. You added sweet to it.
They are sweet. They are.
They're sweet and they're soft. Oh my God, do you ever swing the
other? No, I'm kidding.
I do, actually. I do, yeah, for all the viewers.
And you I do swing the other way.
Oh wow, OK bonus bonus. I should've.
I wish I knew at the beginning of the podcast this week go a
little different. I feel like I wasted my 4040
minutes to riz you up, but it's OK.
I hope. Yeah, yeah.
I mean, there we can always after the podcast, we can.
Right, right, right, I think. I have a question for you.
Yeah, do you? So I would say that we're both
Asian. Yeah.
You would you agree with that? Yeah.
OK, So what I've been hearing from incels online is that
they're telling me that India Indians aren't Asian.
Like they're they're Asian geographically, but they're
their own porn category, so they can't be Asian.
Like they're not in the Asian porn category.
Wait, wait wait. First of all, I guess we
shouldn't define people in porn categories.
No, we shouldn't. Yeah, like there people don't
call each other Ebony anymore. No, they don't.
Yeah, right. I mean some people maybe they'd
say I'm Ebony someone or Ebonics is a thing.
Eboni wait, am I saying that wrong?
No, you're saying it right. Ebonics is just like it's, it's
like a language, like a type, like a type of English.
But back to what we were like. You're right, we don't usually
use the porn word for. Who we Right, right, right.
And I thought it's the like if you say it, but I'm also
conflicted. I I believe, I think you're
Asian. I think I'm Asian too, yeah.
Why are you not like this is there's no question that you're
Asian I. Don't know.
It's it's like these in cells online, like these like right
wing guys, like, you know, America's really like it's right
wing now, you know, right. So like that's what they're
telling me. I mean, they're idiots, but
that's what they're telling me. And so I'm trying to like
understand like what? Why?
You know, yeah, we're Asian and we we're not East Asian, but
Asia's large. So what does that matter?
Yeah. Just wanted to hear your
thoughts on that. We're Asian.
Yeah, OK, OK. Ezaril is also in Asia.
You want You want to talk about. OK, Yeah.
I don't want to really know too much about that, but I just know
Ezaril is in geographically in Asia.
Sort of, yeah. And you know, and Caucasia is in
Asia. OK.
So everybody's Asian. Possibly, yeah.
Possibly so. Well, we know for sure that
Jesus is Asian. Yeah, right, because he's from
like that Palestine region and stuff.
Yeah. Yeah, I hear you.
Yeah. Jesus is Asian.
So. West Asian, I think they call it
I think W Asian. Yeah, yes, yes.
W Asian, Yeah, So I don't. So everybody's Asian, right?
Yeah, OK. Yeah.
I like, I like that. It's like, you know, all lives
matter. All Asians matter, Everyone's
Asian. I get it.
No, you're right. I like that.
I don't know about All Lives matter.
Well, yeah, I don't know about that either.
But what I'm saying is like the vibe is that we're all right
together or something. Yes, yeah.
And we're all Asian. We're all Asian, yeah.
And yeah, let's settle on the the the question if you're
Asian, OK, let's because if you're on a, if we're on a Asian
show together, we're both gonna be on a Asian show.
Yeah. But I guess when you, when
people say, you know, I feel like it's very like when they
say Asia, it's like East Asian, they're like, it's like
interchangeable. They're using Asia for East
Asian. That's what they're doing.
Yeah, and East Asian is not that many countries.
It's not even the whole China. It's like part of China on the
coast and Japan and Korea. Exactly.
Yeah. But I think even like, because I
think this is the perspective of a white man saying this.
So I think they would put Filipinos in there.
I think they'd put pretty much everybody both.
Philippine. And like Thailand, they're
southeast. I know, but I don't know if
they're really differentiate. I mean some of them.
Some, you know, like you know what a weeb is.
But no. You don't know what a weeb is.
What is a weeb? You got to put this in the
podcast. What is a weeb?
A weeb, it's usually a white man, but it could be any race of
man who's obsessed with Asian culture.
He needs to have an Asian girlfriend.
It could be anything. It's usually like a Japanese
chick, but they love China too. They they love Chinese bitches.
OK, They're they're like steeped in the culture.
They're learning Mandarin like they're like, you know, they can
only like come to A to a Chinese bitch, like, oh.
Yeah, I feel like. Well, they pick one.
OK, they pick one. It's either it's like, oh, I'm
obsessed with Korean women, or I'm obsessed with Chinese women.
Or whatever. Or yeah, yes, right.
So that's called a weeb. What is a weeps like?
Is this short for something I think?
It's short for like weeaboo. It's like an early 2000s term.
Wow. I think it started with like
anime. Like they were obsessed with
anime. These types of guys like that's
their in, that's their drug of choice.
And then they get hooked. Like they need to go to the
country that they're obsessed with.
I mean K Pop is 1 now so it doesn't have to be anime.
Yes. But yeah, so like weebs would
know, weebs would know, hey, she's Filipino, she's not
Chinese, you know, because he's that like he in his head, he's
Asian and his head like, you know, and the prize is, is an
Asian, East Asian woman, so. Why is it East Asian not South
Asian or Southeast Asian or other Asians?
That comes with the weeaboo Ness because again, like it's, it's
like an obsession. It's like a fetish.
But I feel like OK. Is there a fetish for South
Asian? Yeah, but they don't have a name
for. It OK they don't have a name
yeah I've OK this is very interesting phenomena that I
just witnessed because I've seen there's a lot of weebs out there
yeah and I obviously I guess I see more weebs than other types
of fetish but there's one time I I saw I met a guy and then he's
working on this film about this Indian family OK and he's going
to go to India he's working with all these Indian actors and
every everybody else and you know we talked for a little bit
and then I see him talking the whole night with my Indian
friends yeah and I'm. Like weird, right?
Yes. Now I'm like looking at from a
yeah, third person's perspective.
Now I'm like this is actually a little.
Weird. Yeah, they have an obsession.
They go after like one race usually or a couple but yeah
that weird. Yeah.
Would you? Is that a deal breaker for you?
Yeah, I don't mind if he is attracted to what I look like or
my race or even if he had like an Indian ex or she for that
matter. But usually women aren't weebs.
Like women are fine. You know what I mean?
Like, but yeah, for a man, I mean, if I find out that he has
a weird obsession, then it's like a it's a turn off.
Yeah. It's a turn off.
Yeah, I think, I think it wouldn't work out.
What about you? I mean, what if you met?
You said you've met weebs. OK, there are.
I feel like there's like it's a spectrum.
Yeah, it is. Yeah.
And I feel like there are people who are like, like, you know,
very much of like a fetish. Yeah.
But there are also people like, like I I always thought, I
always thought everybody's like the fetish, like, and it's bad.
It's bad if you always date one race and you're always attracted
to one. Yeah, but then I, I'm learning
now and I've met more people and people's family or other people,
other like Asian girls, East Asian girls, boyfriends and
whatever. I mean, more people.
And then I realize maybe sometimes it's good that they've
always dated within this race because like, if I date someone
who's always dated Chinese woman.
Yeah, I don't have to explain to this person what like moon cake
is. Exactly.
Yeah, there is a like a lazy benefit to it, Yes.
Like you're a, you're a fucking creep.
But like, here you've been, there's another girl, another.
I get it. Like, you know.
Yeah, I understand that, Yeah. I don't know how if I'm yeah,
that's just, I think it's still like case by case, but sometimes
it's a it's a little like, you know, surprising that they that
I don't have to explain my culture.
Yeah, as much. It's always a white man, too.
It's never, you know what I mean?
Like he knows way more than he should know.
Yeah. He knows way more than me.
Yeah. Yeah, exactly.
Yeah. They know the difference between
between a like Filipino and A and a Korean.
You don't. I do Oh OK I do but like they
explain it to me. Oh, they explain it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I don't know.
And then I I don't know. And then you don't know.
Yeah, because like if you you know, if you're dating, for
example, if you're dating Chinese woman because you think
oh, like because like you think bad things about other countries
of girls, like if. You're saying like a supremacist
thing. Supreme.
Yeah, Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
I don't think that's it. I think they just develop the
attraction first. That's what my theory is, you
know, like they like Chinese culture, Chinese features, so
they look for that and yeah, which is like lame and
embarrassing. But I know, and sometimes they
can't even tell who's Chinese, who's Japanese, was Korean.
Well, if he studies enough porn, you know enough women that he
really cannot to, right? Then he'll remember like, oh,
she's not Chinese, she's Filipino, you know what I mean?
Right, Right. OK, I guess I Yeah, yeah, you're
right. Yep.
That's a little, now that I think about it, maybe it's a
little creepy because I even if no matter how much porn I study,
I still can't tell the difference between or I don't
try to tell the difference between, I don't know, New York
guy or Boston guy. Well, that's different because
like America, it's like it doesn't matter, right?
But I guess like, can you tell the difference between like
somebody who I mean this one's hard like German or Polish like
probably. Not, probably not.
Yeah, yeah. Or I guess like, OK, I think, I
think I, I could probably tell if someone's Filipino or
Chinese. So I guess the real question is,
could you tell if somebody is like Northern or Eastern
European versus like Southern European?
Like, can you tell the difference between like an
Italian guy and like, and like a Nordic guy?
I think, yeah, I think I could, You know, like, like, like
Northern European people are very pale and very blonde
usually. And then like southern, like
Mediterranean European people, like, like Greek people, like,
look a little different. So if you can tell the
difference, then I, yeah. Then I guess you're familiar
with white people. I don't know if I should be
familiar or not with white. People, it's up to, it's really
just up to you. I don't know.
I don't know if like your job would force you to know that or
like, you know. You know, yeah, I should be like
part of the DEI training, you know, know your white people.
Yeah, I mean, I grew. I grew up here in New Jersey, so
I think I know white people really well.
Yeah, not by choice. OK.
That's just what happened. I'm still learning.
Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
And sometimes I don't even. I can't even tell who's white
and who's not, really. Yeah, I don't.
Know if it's a good thing or or or a bad thing because I don't,
you know, people say I don't see color, but I'm not trying to say
it in a obnoxious way. It's like I remember when I was
a kid, I listened to American. I mean, American culture has a
lot of influence. And I was just listening to
Rihanna and Rihanna and Beyoncé and I, it never occurred to me
that Beyoncé is black. Yeah.
And, And one day I saw, like a news about like, Rihanna winning
an award. And it's like the first time a
black woman has won this award. And I saw that, like, title in
the news. And it was like Rihanna's black.
OK, Yeah. So what did you think she was
before like? Caribbean or no, I just didn't
think. Just didn't think Yeah.
Or, or she's American. Yeah, she's American.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That makes sense. Yeah, I just thought everybody's
American. Yeah.
And yeah. I mean honestly, it would be
better if it worked that way. I know, I know.
I feel like that's like my me from like looking from the
outside, that's what it looked like.
And I just learned people also like, I feel like this only
happened like 3 years ago that I see people like, with like
different parties because like, I had a really bad date with
someone and then I told my friend about it.
And then my friend is like, he's a he's, he sounds like a
Republican. Yeah.
And I'm like, it didn't occur to me.
Yeah, I just, I just didn't think that way.
But now I do, or sometimes I still, it's still a little hard,
but I can. I can.
You gotta be. Careful with that, because the
Republican ones are the most likely to be like the fetishy
kind. They want like that trophy wife,
especially an Asian wife, right? Or girlfriend, whatever.
Yeah. Yeah, what about it?
It's weird. I thought like if they're
Republican, yeah, they're Republican.
I thought they would be like, you know, they would is in
there. Are they?
I don't know. This is a hard question.
Aren't they supposed to be a white supremacist and only want
white people? See, that's the thing, in their
mind, other people from other countries aren't people.
They're meant to be like conquered and owned.
So it's like you're like a cute little like toy.
Basically from. China, Yeah.
Back the pony. Yeah, Yeah.
On some levels it's like a like you're not a real person with
thoughts and feelings and you're not American, but you're.
You sure are pretty. And he would like to have you.
As a. Pony not as yeah like as an
object basically. So it still fits in the white
supremacy mindset. Also usually they can't get
white women so. Right, that's another fun thing
I discovered. Yeah, but you discovered it.
How did you discover that? Oh, it's like I, I thought, you
know, it's because I've heard people, I've heard white men say
white women are not like they have, they, they have too.
It's too much trouble and they're like too annoying.
But I'm like, well, I they are where I wanna be.
Exactly. Like they have a, they can be
loud, they can be annoying. They can be, Yeah, like making a
scene because they can, Because they have they you already.
Have like agency and identity and stuff.
Yeah. And they want you when you don't
have those things. Yeah.
That's true, yeah. And they'll, they'll, they don't
even, they don't even know that's what they're doing.
They'll say things like you're just like kind.
You're just like polite that that stuff they'll say or that
you're reasonable. I've heard that, you know what I
mean. But in reality, it's because I'm
just not expressing my opinion or something.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Have you ever been on a date with a man and then like they
talked about themselves and and then after the day they're like
you're such a good like I've. Learned good listener.
Yeah. Yeah, I have.
Yeah. Well, it's not.
It's not. Let's all be stallion.
Stallion. Yes, I think that I like to end
on that. It's not.
Yeah, we'll end on that, Yeah.