1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:02,480 Well, everyone is horny. Everyone's horny, everyone's 2 00:00:02,480 --> 00:00:04,440 really horny. Even your grandparents are 3 00:00:04,440 --> 00:00:06,520 horny. Think about that right now. 4 00:00:07,320 --> 00:00:08,880 They're dead. Oh. 5 00:00:10,480 --> 00:00:15,160 It's OK, It's OK. I've never met them so it's OK. 6 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:19,240 Me too. I'm sorry. 7 00:00:19,760 --> 00:00:21,240 No. So we get that privilege of not 8 00:00:21,240 --> 00:00:23,440 thinking about that. But if your grandparents are 9 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:25,280 alive right now, think about them. 10 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:29,640 OK. Anyway, moving past that. 11 00:00:29,720 --> 00:00:31,680 Yeah, you, you got that denture off. 12 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:38,080 You got, you got no. The best gum job you'll ever get 13 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:42,000 I. Shouldn't be laughing at this I 14 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:44,840 feel like but it's so funny. Let's get it, Granny. 15 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:49,600 I wonder when, when, when the fucking stops. 16 00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:52,000 Like what age, what? How old do you think you'll be 17 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:54,000 when you're like, I don't want to have sex anymore? 18 00:00:55,320 --> 00:00:57,160 I don't know. I don't know, isn't that a 19 00:00:57,160 --> 00:01:05,120 horrifying thought? So, Dominic, what's keeping you 20 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:08,640 up tonight? What's keeping me up is people 21 00:01:08,640 --> 00:01:13,600 need to chill with the quote UN quote fake bisexual accusations. 22 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:17,560 There's no fake bisexuals. There's no fake bisexuals. 23 00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:20,960 There's no fake bisexuals if someone's willing to come out 24 00:01:20,960 --> 00:01:23,480 and say I am bisexual. Especially men. 25 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:28,120 Like if a guy says that he sucks penis, I cannot believe that 26 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:32,920 that's a straight man trying to get like social points or 27 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:35,120 whatever. I don't know what the point of 28 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:37,280 pretending to be bisexual would be. 29 00:01:37,560 --> 00:01:41,760 OK, but I feel like the accusations usually for women. 30 00:01:43,640 --> 00:01:46,720 But I also feel like most women deep down are bisexual. 31 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:50,280 True. Well, deep down like OK, as a 32 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:54,720 bisexual man, I do feel like everyone is a little bisexual. 33 00:01:54,720 --> 00:01:57,280 At least, like everyone, the. Most bro Y guys. 34 00:01:57,640 --> 00:02:02,200 Especially the most bro Y guys. Frat guys have the nicest closet 35 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:05,000 that they live in. Honestly, yes, yes. 36 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,160 Oh my God, the other day I was like in Tokyo. 37 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:09,840 I don't know why this reminds me of that, but I was in Tokyo and 38 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:12,840 there's like 2 American. Well, I think they're European. 39 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:16,760 They're just dancing on each other and my friend first 40 00:02:16,760 --> 00:02:19,240 thought one of them is cute and she's confused if they're gay. 41 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:23,600 Yes, and like I actually know they're friends so I asked my 42 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:26,480 friend if they're gay and my friend said they're not gay, 43 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:28,800 they're just you'll like to dance on each other. 44 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:32,920 You'll see the gays behavior from like bro Y frat guys. 45 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:34,920 Like look at the nature of a frat house. 46 00:02:34,920 --> 00:02:37,520 It's one house with just a whole bunch of dudes living in it 47 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:40,960 constantly with the main goal to just party with each other all 48 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:43,080 the time. That's that's pretty gay. 49 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:45,920 That also sounds like most houses that fire like that is 50 00:02:45,920 --> 00:02:49,840 the same vibe. They're all fit and they're 51 00:02:49,840 --> 00:02:51,720 always shirtless like. Exactly. 52 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:53,640 You don't know what they're doing in the houses. 53 00:02:53,640 --> 00:02:54,800 Hello. I don't know. 54 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:56,720 It sounds like Barbie's dream house. 55 00:02:57,880 --> 00:03:00,600 That's just a bunch of Ken's. Yeah, just a bunch. 56 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:03,200 Of boatload of Ken's just partying and taking their shirts 57 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:04,200 off. Yeah, yeah. 58 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:06,160 Have you seen Barbie? Yes, of course. 59 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:09,160 I don't think they're doing Mojo Dojo Casa House. 60 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:13,800 No, Mojo Dojo Casa House is actually a queer coated house. 61 00:03:14,640 --> 00:03:18,160 They are in there. Welcome to the Mojo Dojo after 62 00:03:18,160 --> 00:03:21,760 dark like they are. Ken's fucking yeah, Ken's 63 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:24,400 fucking Ken. All the Kens are fucking. 64 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:27,040 Probably I could. See, they don't have genitals. 65 00:03:27,640 --> 00:03:29,720 That is true. They're just bumping and 66 00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:31,160 grinding. Then they're just bumping and 67 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:35,440 grinding. Exactly like how real world men 68 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:37,240 act. Yes, yes. 69 00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:38,040 Yes. Right. 70 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:40,720 Yes. Wait, how's I didn't? 71 00:03:41,040 --> 00:03:46,000 How's your bisexual bisexuality going? 72 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:46,640 We. Got there. 73 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:48,880 How's it going? Yeah, it's OK. 74 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:52,800 It's fine. I've always known that I was 75 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,480 bisexual. Well, that's not. 76 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:55,360 True. How do you know? 77 00:03:55,920 --> 00:04:00,080 I just I love penis No when I was a. 78 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:02,680 Teenager if you're gay, if you love penis. 79 00:04:03,320 --> 00:04:09,320 Well, I that is gay I I've come out as both gay and bisexual, 80 00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:12,480 but I'll never claim straight because that's the most boring 81 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:17,480 pornhub category. But I claim gay because that's 82 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:21,560 the thing about being bisexual. If I come out as bisexual to 83 00:04:21,560 --> 00:04:24,520 anyone, what I'm informing you is that I like men. 84 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:28,600 The other half liking women was already assumed because we live 85 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:33,200 in a heteronormative world. So it's like, yeah, especially 86 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:36,240 as as by as bisexual men. That's why there's no there are 87 00:04:36,240 --> 00:04:39,240 no fake bisexuals because like to come out as bisexual as a 88 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:42,840 straight man is telling people that you're into men. 89 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:45,680 And a straight guy would just not do that. 90 00:04:45,760 --> 00:04:48,760 OK, I'm I'm getting, I'm I'm getting it. 91 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:52,440 Yeah, and now even if it's a woman, if she's coming out as 92 00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:57,280 bisexual, she's at least doing better than the ones that are 93 00:04:57,280 --> 00:05:02,600 actually closeted straight, closeted bisexual. 94 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:04,800 Exactly. Maybe we'll have closeted 95 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:06,880 straights one day. Yeah, I feel like we're getting 96 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:09,000 there. We are getting there, post Glee. 97 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:14,360 I feel like people. I feel like people be straight 98 00:05:14,360 --> 00:05:16,320 and hiding it. Post Glee. 99 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:18,400 I love that. I love how we like how you 100 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:21,160 define time. Post and pre Glee. 101 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:25,720 Post and pre Glee. Yes, we have AG and BG and. 102 00:05:26,840 --> 00:05:29,680 HEAVG. Post Glee is a different era. 103 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:33,120 Post Glee is we're getting rid of the word metrosexual and I'm 104 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:35,560 very happy about that. Wait, tell me more, what's 105 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:37,120 metrosexual? I've never heard. 106 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:39,480 Metrosexual old now. Now I'm worried I'm going to 107 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:42,400 mess it up. Metrosexual as I understand it, 108 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:47,640 is it's straight people, like straight men who behave gay. 109 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,640 Essentially. It's straight guys that actually 110 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:52,440 like take showers. That's all it is and. 111 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:55,040 Straight guys like who like to take showers. 112 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:58,560 Who take care of themselves, who shave and get haircuts and use 113 00:05:58,720 --> 00:06:03,040 like proper deodorants and like they know how to walk and and 114 00:06:03,240 --> 00:06:05,800 breathe. I I'm thinking of some names in 115 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:08,600 my head that I know, the street men, they're like that. 116 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:10,760 They're just like serving but like. 117 00:06:10,760 --> 00:06:13,080 Yeah, they're a little like, yeah, yeah, they live in Hell's 118 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:14,840 Kitchen. They would. 119 00:06:14,840 --> 00:06:18,280 Yes, yes, I'm talking about you. I know, I know. 120 00:06:19,520 --> 00:06:22,600 But those that the term doesn't make sense because to say 121 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:26,960 metrosexual implies that it's a sexuality and your sexuality is 122 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:30,920 straight in that instance. So like it's not a just call 123 00:06:30,920 --> 00:06:32,680 someone metrosexual. It's not a sexuality. 124 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:35,600 You're just straight but like you clean yourself. 125 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:38,920 Yeah, I see what you mean. Does it also apply to women? 126 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:42,520 I've never heard of a metrosexual woman. 127 00:06:42,520 --> 00:06:44,800 I'm sure that this is where I'm going to sound ignorant. 128 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:47,240 I'm sure there is such thing as a metrosexual. 129 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:49,840 Who acts? Who acts lesbian? 130 00:06:49,920 --> 00:06:54,520 But is actually straight OK I've I've seen people on TikTok 131 00:06:54,520 --> 00:06:59,880 saying that Why is New York girl fashion is all like lesbian? 132 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:02,680 Like every straight girl in New York looks lesbian. 133 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:05,960 I think metrosexual might come back with this. 134 00:07:07,040 --> 00:07:09,240 Like. Like lesbian acting straight 135 00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:12,080 women. I've never thought about that, 136 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:15,520 but it's so true. I yeah, I feel like sometimes 137 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:18,560 it's confusing because you don't know if they're like if you try 138 00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:21,400 to hit on them, they're not not actually right. 139 00:07:22,440 --> 00:07:25,160 Like I'm seeing a lot of hiking boots and denim jackets these 140 00:07:25,160 --> 00:07:28,040 days. Yes, like leather jackets or 141 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:30,360 like a mullet cut. Yes, mullets. 142 00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:33,200 Bangs. Yeah, bangs aren't inherently 143 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:34,800 lesbian. But like a little like, you 144 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:38,480 know, like small tattoos on their arms. 145 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:40,240 Yes, I don't know, small tattoo on. 146 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:43,400 The wait, what is? It it's a it's, I can't, it's on 147 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:44,840 the back. I don't know if I can actually 148 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:48,480 like show it off, but I look like I'm showing off my traps 149 00:07:48,480 --> 00:07:51,240 right now here. This is the hell yeah. 150 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:54,400 That's the three-part of the. It's it's a lowercase. 151 00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:56,240 It's a lowercase AI, don't know if. 152 00:07:56,320 --> 00:07:57,920 You. I can't even see it at all. 153 00:07:58,080 --> 00:08:00,360 You're lying. I'll show no, I'll show it off 154 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:02,920 after the podcast. Yeah, by the way, Nice, nice 155 00:08:02,920 --> 00:08:04,280 pajamas. Very much. 156 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:08,000 Thank you in character. Oh my gosh, I thought it was 157 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,600 very on brand for the pod. Yes, very much. 158 00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:12,440 Thank you. You're blending in. 159 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:15,160 Oh no, I'm not gonna. It's just gonna be a floating 160 00:08:15,160 --> 00:08:16,400 head on a bed. Yes. 161 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:20,000 Cuz cuz this blends right in I. Should have gotten blue, like 162 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:23,680 what a man would wear, yeah. Or black. 163 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:26,480 Or black, black, black. Like my soul. 164 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:31,560 I do need to apologize. I've listened to every podcast. 165 00:08:31,560 --> 00:08:34,320 Yeah, every episode so far. Big big fan. 166 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:37,080 Thank you. OK, everybody do that. 167 00:08:37,440 --> 00:08:39,640 Everyone do that. Yeah, if you want to be on the 168 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:41,520 podcast, become a fan of the podcast. 169 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:44,039 Exactly. Also like listen to every one of 170 00:08:44,039 --> 00:08:46,200 them like if you have. Twice. 171 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:49,800 Yeah, if you missed any anything or haven't listened to anything 172 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:52,720 twice, go back. And then share the podcast with 173 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:56,240 friends, family, share the podcast with your OPS, share the 174 00:08:56,240 --> 00:09:00,560 podcast with your exes, everyone you've ever met, the doctor that 175 00:09:00,560 --> 00:09:03,040 birthed you, share the podcast with them. 176 00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:05,320 Exactly. If they're alive, make sure they 177 00:09:05,760 --> 00:09:09,000 hit the follow button because the follow is very important, 178 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:11,080 sometimes more important than actual listen. 179 00:09:11,080 --> 00:09:13,800 So please what? Were we talking? 180 00:09:14,640 --> 00:09:18,680 About you were talking about your tattoo and you're so sorry 181 00:09:18,680 --> 00:09:21,480 I got. I know this is the always the 182 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:23,240 thing I. You're saying that you listen to 183 00:09:23,240 --> 00:09:24,600 all the podcasts and you're. Yes. 184 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:26,880 You're wearing the. Yes. 185 00:09:27,320 --> 00:09:30,160 No, I wanted to, I wanted to apologize because I've listened 186 00:09:30,160 --> 00:09:33,240 to every episode and I think at this point I'm I am the closest 187 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,800 thing you've had to a straight man on the podcast. 188 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:38,880 Yes, I feel like I'm sullying the bed by being here. 189 00:09:38,880 --> 00:09:41,360 Yeah, a little bit a. Little bit, no, we're crossing 190 00:09:41,360 --> 00:09:43,080 thresholds. Yeah, it's OK. 191 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:45,160 It's OK. We're closing Season 1. 192 00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:47,840 We're closing it strong. We're we're being inclusive, 193 00:09:48,560 --> 00:09:52,880 inclusive of something that's the closest to a streetman but 194 00:09:52,880 --> 00:09:55,000 not there yet. Like I said, I'll never claim 195 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:57,480 straight yes so. You're not, so it's OK. 196 00:09:57,520 --> 00:09:59,320 It's like I got my foot in the door. 197 00:09:59,840 --> 00:10:01,880 You did. It's like I am the first. 198 00:10:02,480 --> 00:10:06,560 If I'm correct, I'm the first man on the podcast who has slept 199 00:10:06,560 --> 00:10:07,840 with women. Is that wrong? 200 00:10:08,680 --> 00:10:11,200 I think Harkness has slept with men. 201 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:12,760 Beat me to it. Yeah, if you. 202 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:17,720 Don't remember, Harkness was the one that claim to be closeted 203 00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:19,720 heterosexual. Yes, yes. 204 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:20,440 OK. Yeah. 205 00:10:20,440 --> 00:10:21,600 Beat you to it. I'll do. 206 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:24,560 I'll do you one better. I'm the first man. 207 00:10:24,560 --> 00:10:27,120 I think I'm the first man you've had on the podcast who slept 208 00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:28,880 with lesbians. You did. 209 00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:30,720 Yeah, well, I guess. I wasn't that possible. 210 00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:32,880 I guess they weren't lesbians. They slept with me. 211 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:36,040 No, it's very, this is like, I don't, I don't know if I should 212 00:10:36,040 --> 00:10:39,200 feel proud about this, but I have like a really good record 213 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:44,440 of flipping lesbians. But you're but you're but you're 214 00:10:45,280 --> 00:10:47,080 but. I don't know what the butt is I 215 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:49,280 guess. Well, cuz they're lesbians. 216 00:10:49,280 --> 00:10:51,960 I don't even know what question. To ask they don't like men. 217 00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:55,880 I don't think I really I think I qualify as like a really solid 218 00:10:55,880 --> 00:11:00,680 sex toy for them cuz we I never dated a lesbian. 219 00:11:00,680 --> 00:11:03,600 That's good that you're. I was. 220 00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:11,960 I was adequate. I I wasn't, we weren't going out 221 00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:15,120 for brunch the next day. It was, it was, it was that 222 00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:16,880 night. They were satisfied. 223 00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:18,840 And it's like, take care. Goodbye. 224 00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:21,680 Aw, they're the one that they had fun. 225 00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:23,960 They had fun. They're the one you're not like 226 00:11:24,760 --> 00:11:26,960 asking them to call you back the next day. 227 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:30,880 Not always, no. I'm still a man. 228 00:11:30,880 --> 00:11:33,240 I can still be like, hey, so like, what are you doing? 229 00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:38,960 Yeah, that was so much fun. I don't know, I haven't hooked 230 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:41,440 up with the lesbian. I was calling my lesbian friend 231 00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:45,560 and she was telling me that I should do it and she like 232 00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:51,000 offered it but. You know it exists, then the 233 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,520 offer's on the table. The offer's on the table you. 234 00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:55,480 Can just you can come back to. It I don't know. 235 00:11:55,520 --> 00:11:59,280 I don't know if I want to, if I even if I want to have sex with 236 00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:01,560 a lesbian woman. I don't know if I should start 237 00:12:01,560 --> 00:12:05,320 with my friend because then what if it's not good and we lose the 238 00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:09,040 friendship? No, I don't think you will. 239 00:12:09,040 --> 00:12:10,480 I don't. I mean it varies person to 240 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:14,120 person, but like I have, I've hooked up with friends before 241 00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:17,080 and we are still friends. We talk all the time. 242 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:20,880 Even if the sex is bad. Like what if it's bad? 243 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:22,920 So one of the times it wasn't good. 244 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:25,680 OK, OK. And we we're still friends. 245 00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:27,120 I like that as the theory though. 246 00:12:27,120 --> 00:12:29,040 Like what if hooking up ruins the relationship? 247 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:31,080 That's not the question. It's what if we hook up and it 248 00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:32,800 just sucks and. Yes. 249 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:36,880 I think that's better cuz then as as friends later you can talk 250 00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:41,240 about it cuz I think that's that's the most vulnerable thing 251 00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:44,280 you can do with a friend is talk about bad sex that you just had. 252 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:46,160 Exactly. And and you can talk about it 253 00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:47,400 with each other. Yes. 254 00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:53,680 OK, I know she listened to all of my podcasts too, so maybe 255 00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:55,360 I'll visit. I feel like this conversation is 256 00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:59,000 getting you closer like. There's one time, it's very 257 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,200 funny. I don't remember. 258 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,200 I've talked about it on the podcast. 259 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:05,920 There's one time, I think it's our birthday, like our birthday 260 00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:08,880 is really close. We went to college together, and 261 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:13,200 for our birthday, we went to a strip club that's in the area. 262 00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:19,160 And I, we were, I bought her a lap dance for a birthday 263 00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:20,520 present. Hell yeah. 264 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:22,560 Of course it's all women. Yeah. 265 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:28,480 And I remember we got into the front row of the strip club, and 266 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:31,320 we were very drunk. We were just making out. 267 00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:34,680 I was making out with my friend while a stripper is dancing. 268 00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:40,080 And a guy came over, gave us $20 and left. 269 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:45,880 OK, I wouldn't say $20.00 is a flex, but it's not nothing. 270 00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:48,560 Right, so. He didn't ask for anything. 271 00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:52,280 No, he's, he's just like. A job like or something? 272 00:13:53,560 --> 00:13:55,680 I saw you kissing and that was cool. 273 00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:57,360 That was very cool. Here's a tip. 274 00:13:57,800 --> 00:14:00,320 Exactly and. That's crazy. 275 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,240 Yeah, I. What's? 276 00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:05,320 I shouldn't ask what strip club that was? 277 00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:08,400 You said it was in college. A capital cabaret? 278 00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:10,440 Can I say that? Yeah, promoting. 279 00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:12,680 Capital Cabaret. Oh my God, I'll have. 280 00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:14,800 To check it out. I've never been to a strip club. 281 00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:17,080 What? I've never been to a strip club. 282 00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:20,040 There was one, I'll say this name because they don't exist 283 00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:22,000 anymore. I'm, I'm from Colorado and there 284 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:26,040 was one in Boulder for decades called the Bus Stop, which is 285 00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:29,160 kind of a very sleazy name for a strip club, but it was, it was 286 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:33,240 like pretty nice and and they closed and they're not around 287 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:34,880 anymore. But in my head for the longest 288 00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:37,520 time, I'm like, yeah, when I get older, 1819, I'll go to that 289 00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:40,320 strip club. And then they closed and it's 290 00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:44,720 very sad. No, wait this Some man drown, 291 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:47,560 some man died of drowning, some man died. 292 00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:49,320 Of at a strip club. No. 293 00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:53,360 Drowned in pussy. No, because you have, you have 294 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:57,480 strip clubs so accessible to you, but you've never been. 295 00:14:57,480 --> 00:15:00,680 But I didn't, I never. I went to a strip club. 296 00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:03,720 There's no strip clubs in China. So that's like the first thing 297 00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:04,920 that I want to do when I came here. 298 00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:08,760 Anywhere in like, No. Hong Kong, Shanghai No. 299 00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:12,080 Not Shanghai. I feel like they're, well, you 300 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:14,680 tell me if I'm wrong. Shanghai's a little more like 301 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,040 progressive than the rest of China, no? 302 00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:20,320 Yeah, but it's not. It's not club progressive. 303 00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:24,000 No, damn, still like party, party controlled. 304 00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:27,520 Damn, not that kind of party. Not a fun party. 305 00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:30,920 Not a fun party. There is Hong Kong is a little 306 00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:32,600 separated though. There must be strip clubs in 307 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:34,800 Hong Kong. I haven't been to Hong Kong, but 308 00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:39,160 I I doubt it, honestly, in Asia, I doubt it. 309 00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:42,560 There's gonna be as at scale as America. 310 00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:46,840 So I went to a strip club. OK, my first first time I went 311 00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:48,080 to a strip club. Sorry. 312 00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:52,480 I went with a couple. Oh my God, it's still that 313 00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:58,200 Raleigh Durham Capital Cabaret strip club. 314 00:15:58,280 --> 00:16:02,040 That's my, that's honestly the best strip club I've been like I 315 00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:03,640 went to. One How many strip clubs have 316 00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:05,520 you been to? I've been to. 317 00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:07,760 Is it like a belly eats? List of strip clubs? 318 00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:14,600 Maybe I've been to one in Miami. Oh, that had to be nice, no? 319 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:19,200 No, Oh my God, they're so tall. The strippers. 320 00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:22,520 Yes. I mean, it's good that they're 321 00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:25,720 tall and they're very strong. We love a strong woman. 322 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:28,480 They're very strong, but they're so tall. 323 00:16:29,560 --> 00:16:31,440 Did you enter a strip club or a gym and. 324 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:36,520 It was all full nudity. You can see all the you know. 325 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:38,040 So no. So no drinks. 326 00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:40,200 Yes, drinks. What? 327 00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:42,960 I don't know. That used to be, that was the, 328 00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:45,160 well, I'm going to show my age a little bit. 329 00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:49,560 That was the law back in the day, is that if it's full 330 00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:54,040 nudity, they can't serve drinks, but if they're serving drinks, 331 00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:57,240 then it's just topless. Maybe that's a very old thing. 332 00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:58,640 Maybe that's not how it is anymore. 333 00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:00,760 Maybe, I don't know, I have no idea. 334 00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:02,680 Well, this is coming from a guy that's never been so. 335 00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:05,200 I also feel like Miami's just crazy. 336 00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:10,599 Yeah, I I thought that too, but I thought it was mid and Capital 337 00:17:10,599 --> 00:17:15,839 Cabaret, especially no Jasmine from Capital Cabaret. 338 00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:17,960 Oh my gosh, we're calling their names out. 339 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:19,880 Well, that's probably not her name. 340 00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:23,040 But yeah, it's probably not. But it's, it's, it's you still 341 00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:29,320 have a place in my heart. Jasmine from Capital Cabaret. 342 00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:31,520 Yes. Get on the podcast. 343 00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:33,920 What are you doing? Yeah, please, if anyone here 344 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:38,520 knows the contact of Jasmine from Capital Cabaret I I wasn't 345 00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:44,120 sure if she's Mexican or Asian, I still don't know, but she when 346 00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:46,920 I heard, when I. An ethnically ambiguous 347 00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:49,720 stripper. Exactly, but she came in. 348 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:53,440 That's the dream. The stage and black pink was 349 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:55,800 playing. It was a black pink in your 350 00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:57,840 area. And then she came in. 351 00:17:57,960 --> 00:18:01,560 She nailed the pole dancing. She was like doing the clicks 352 00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:06,160 with her heels. It's yeah, very good. 353 00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:08,480 Still has a place in my heart. I still think about it sometimes 354 00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:15,000 when I wake up from a dream. Anyway, we have very hot like 355 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:21,440 we, we bought a lap dance from Jasmine and Jasmine just went 356 00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:23,680 off. Like I feel like Jasmine 357 00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:26,280 shouldn't be doing that, but Jasmine just was so into it. 358 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:30,320 She just liked us so much. I think Jasmine should be doing 359 00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:31,560 that. That's awesome. 360 00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:33,680 I remember I was making out with Jasmine which. 361 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:37,080 I that's what I was going to ask next because you said we were 362 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:38,640 making out and I was like you and your friend. 363 00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:40,440 Are you in the stripper or all three? 364 00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:42,480 All four. All four. 365 00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:44,760 Who's the 4th? The 4th stripper. 366 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:48,440 No, it was like 2 friends. You 2 friends and Jasmine? 367 00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:50,840 Yes, Oh my God. I know I. 368 00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:53,120 Got to get to a strip. I don't know. 369 00:18:53,120 --> 00:18:56,160 I got to get to Capital Cabaret in Raleigh. 370 00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:00,640 I don't know. I it never happened again. 371 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,800 I couldn't get Jasmine again. And I don't know if you can 372 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:06,760 replicate that experience or I don't even, I don't even know if 373 00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:09,840 I can replicate that experience. Sometimes the best experiences 374 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:12,920 are meant to be that, right? It gets to be a memory that you 375 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:14,680 have forever now. Exactly. 376 00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:16,840 It's yeah, it's better if it's in memory. 377 00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:18,600 Yeah, sorry that I'm over sharing. 378 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:22,360 I would love you to over share more, I'm enjoying this. 379 00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:26,080 I want to hear more about you, so yes. 380 00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:29,400 Yeah, about what? What was your take again? 381 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,720 No, there's. No, there's no fake bisexuals, 382 00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:34,240 no fake bisexuals. No, there's fake metrosexuals 383 00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:37,200 and there's fake straights. I oh, that's just called 384 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:41,240 closeted. But no, if someone comes out as 385 00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:45,880 bisexual, I think that the accusation comes from if you've 386 00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:48,600 never, like if you're a woman and you say you're bisexual, but 387 00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:52,520 you've never been with another woman, people try to gatekeep 388 00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:54,480 that and say, well, that doesn't count then. 389 00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:57,760 And it's like, no, bisexuality is a, a sexuality. 390 00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:00,400 There's there's straight virgins. 391 00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:05,200 That doesn't mean they're gay or celibate or like, you know what 392 00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:08,240 I mean? Like if you haven't had sex with 393 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:12,240 the people that you want to have sex with, that doesn't mean 394 00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:14,840 you're not bisexual. That just means you're striking 395 00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:15,680 out. But. 396 00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:19,320 That's a good point. Yeah, there are straight 397 00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:21,960 virgins. Yeah, and no one would be like, 398 00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:24,080 well, you're not straight, you haven't had sex. 399 00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:27,200 Yeah, they don't get fake straight accusations. 400 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:29,920 No, yeah. It's always celebrities getting 401 00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:32,040 hit with the fake bisexual claims too. 402 00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:34,680 Celebrities. Like Billy Eilish or Harry 403 00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:38,240 Styles and I. Thought they claimed they. 404 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:40,960 They are bisexual. Yeah, they've both said that. 405 00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:43,400 But they're like, you've never dated the same sex. 406 00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:45,480 And it's like, who said anything about dating? 407 00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:47,600 I've only ever dated one guy I've hooked up with. 408 00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:49,720 Like, I don't know if I should say the number on the podcast. 409 00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:51,320 I've hooked up with a lot of guys. 410 00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:53,360 OK. I've only ever dated one guy. 411 00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:55,280 Yeah, but it doesn't. It's. 412 00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:57,760 Not about dating. Yeah, Harry Styles could be 413 00:20:57,880 --> 00:21:00,680 blowing a guy right now. You never know. 414 00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:03,120 You never know. And that's the thing. 415 00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:05,880 When you're that rich and famous and you have that many women on 416 00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:08,840 you constantly, why would you willingly say that you like men 417 00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:11,000 when you don't? Right. 418 00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:13,040 There's a guy that makes no. Sense I thought you were going 419 00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:16,360 to say when you're that famous and rich you would have, why 420 00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:20,160 would you just admit yourself to getting blowjobs from women? 421 00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:26,320 No for a straight guy would admit that probably just be like 422 00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:28,320 I get blowjobs all the time bro like. 423 00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:33,400 Do you OK from your experience been with both men and women, 424 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:38,800 How is it different for you or is there a difference for you? 425 00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:42,400 It's there is. It's men, no offense. 426 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:44,000 Gay guys. Men are easier. 427 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,880 Even for gay guys. Yeah, well, there's a huge 428 00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:52,920 hookup culture for gay guys and a lot of people frown upon it, 429 00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:57,360 and I get why. But like, if I if I put in the 430 00:21:57,360 --> 00:22:01,240 effort and I really tried, especially in New York City, I'm 431 00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:03,920 certain that I could have sex with a different guy every 432 00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:04,880 single night. Wow. 433 00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:08,480 I'm certain of it. And I with women, I know that 434 00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:11,280 culture exists as well. Like, I know, I know straight 435 00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:16,000 people be hooking up like crazy, but it's it would the guarantee 436 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:19,160 wouldn't be there. You know, like, I'd go to bars 437 00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:22,080 and clubs and flirt with women. And I've had a lot of women 438 00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:24,880 flirt with me when I'm not like trying to do anything. 439 00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:28,360 But with guys, you just gotta like throw, throw them a look 440 00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:30,400 and it's like guaranteed. Oh, we're gonna be fucking 441 00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:34,640 later, OK? Wait, then how do you OK? 442 00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:39,840 So as a bisexual, how do you OK? I think sometimes it's hard for 443 00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:43,720 me at least to get action from women. 444 00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:47,680 Really. I feel like lesbians are horny 445 00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:49,840 too. Well, everyone is horny. 446 00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:51,720 Everyone's horny, everyone's really horny. 447 00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:53,520 Even your grandparents are horny. 448 00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:56,760 Think about that right now. They're dead. 449 00:22:57,240 --> 00:23:02,480 Oh. It's OK, It's OK. 450 00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:04,360 I've never met them so it's OK. Me too. 451 00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:08,600 I'm sorry. No. 452 00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:10,680 So we get that privilege of not thinking about that. 453 00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:13,600 But if your grandparents are alive right now, think about 454 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,520 them. OK. 455 00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:20,040 Anyway, moving past that. Yeah, you, you got that denture 456 00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:21,320 off. You got, you got no. 457 00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:26,760 The best gum job you'll ever get I. 458 00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:32,120 Shouldn't be laughing at this I feel like but it's so funny. 459 00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:36,920 Let's get it, Granny. I wonder when, when, when the 460 00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:39,640 fucking stops. Like what age, what? 461 00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:41,600 How old do you think you'll be when you're like, I don't want 462 00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:44,880 to have sex anymore? I don't know. 463 00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:46,800 I don't know, isn't that a horrifying thought? 464 00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:52,160 My dad has a story about about his dad, my grandpa who I never 465 00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:56,760 met, where like somehow just in conversation like they were 466 00:23:56,760 --> 00:24:00,520 talking about sex and like my dad said something about sex 467 00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:03,400 and, and my my grandpa, his dad like looked at him and he was 468 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:08,200 like, I can't do that anymore. And my dad was like, what do you 469 00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:09,520 mean? Like it didn't occur to him. 470 00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:13,240 Like at one point with age, like your, your Dick's just not going 471 00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:15,120 to work anymore. Only it just stops working. 472 00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:17,720 So it's not because you don't want to have sexes. 473 00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:18,960 You can't. Yeah. 474 00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:22,040 And it's not like, well, I suppose testosterone's involved, 475 00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:25,600 but that's why there's all those like really corny ads for like, 476 00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:29,160 T boosters and testosterone that you can get that'll help you 477 00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:31,000 keep it up. It's because when you reach a 478 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,600 certain age, like it just doesn't, your body's not 479 00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:37,640 supposed to reproduce anymore, you know, in the wilderness. 480 00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:40,040 In the wilderness, you don't even get to live that long. 481 00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:43,840 No male Male lions leave the herd when they're no longer 482 00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:47,800 capable and they find a quiet place to go die alone. 483 00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:50,400 Wow. Yeah, they left that part out of 484 00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:52,480 The Lion King because it was very sad, but. 485 00:24:53,120 --> 00:25:00,200 So when in in lion society, when a male lion cannot fuck anymore, 486 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:02,360 they just. Yeah, when they're incapable 487 00:25:02,360 --> 00:25:05,360 because that is a sign of other things too. 488 00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:08,360 All of evolution revolves around reproduction. 489 00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:12,280 Like we people think of like we evolved so we can be smarter 490 00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:17,120 faster and like no, our bodies ourselves in the long term are 491 00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:20,400 trying to evolve us to fuck better because we want to make 492 00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:23,760 more of us so they can go on and fuck better. 493 00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:25,920 And it's like an endless cycle of evolving and. 494 00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:31,200 And sex but yes so lions if if they can't reproduce anymore 495 00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:33,480 that kind of coincides with everything else they're no 496 00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:35,600 longer capable of like protecting the herd. 497 00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:39,000 But there was do you know the hold on do you this is a crazy 498 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,280 fact I know do you know the movie Ghosts in the darkness? 499 00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:46,600 It's from the 80s nineties. It has Michael Douglas, but it's 500 00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:52,760 a true story about these two lions that were considered like 501 00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:56,960 super lions or Uber dangerous or something because they were 502 00:25:56,960 --> 00:26:00,480 picking off people from this railroad camp, but they were 503 00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:03,360 hunting in ways that lions have never haunted before. 504 00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:06,600 So I don't know how this ties into this podcast at all, but 505 00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:09,560 but these lions were like sneaking into tents late at 506 00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:12,680 night and they were like taking people while they were asleep 507 00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:16,200 and quietly dragging them away to secluded areas and killing 508 00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:19,040 them and eating them there. And so they hired these hunters 509 00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:20,720 to get these lions. And they were like, these lions 510 00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:24,200 aren't acting like normal lions. They're hunting in very bizarre 511 00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:25,600 ways. And when they found the lions, 512 00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:28,080 finally, they were able to hunt them down and kill them. 513 00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:31,280 But these lions were huge. They were massive. 514 00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:33,920 And they thought they were like prehistoric lions or some kind 515 00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:36,480 of super lion. They were bigger than any other 516 00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:39,600 lion, and they have these black manes, like deep black manes, 517 00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:43,080 and their skeletons are on display at the Smithsonian right 518 00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:45,680 now. But what we've concluded years 519 00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:50,000 later is that these were two male lions who reached that age, 520 00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:52,080 and they were kicked out of their herd. 521 00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:54,040 And so they went off into the wilderness. 522 00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:57,400 But instead of deciding to just go off and die, they were like, 523 00:26:57,400 --> 00:27:00,360 we didn't want to die. And so they started hunting 524 00:27:00,360 --> 00:27:04,160 together, and they haunted in ways that could accommodate 525 00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:07,320 their, like, frail, brittle bodies because they were so old. 526 00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:08,880 That's why they were being sneaky. 527 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:11,240 People thought they were like phantoms, but they were just 528 00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:13,800 old. And my conclusion that I've came 529 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:16,560 to is that they were gay. Those were gay lions. 530 00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:19,040 Gay Lions. They got kicked out by the 531 00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:21,160 females. They found each each other. 532 00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:23,640 Wow. They were the Grace and Frankie 533 00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:26,720 of the lion community. They were two old gays that 534 00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:29,800 finally realized they were gay and lived their life. 535 00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:33,760 And they were huge because lions have no genes that make them 536 00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:37,000 shrink when they get old like old people like people shrink 537 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,360 when they get old. But lions just keep growing. 538 00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:41,560 If lions live to be 100, they would grow the size of this. 539 00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:42,320 Room or something? Really. 540 00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:43,800 Yeah. Yeah, they just keep getting 541 00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:44,320 bigger. Wow. 542 00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:46,440 Yeah, crazy. That's beautiful. 543 00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:48,840 I hope that was a good story for them. 544 00:27:49,120 --> 00:27:51,320 That is a very good story. We're lions. 545 00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:54,480 Look it up. The lions that get old, too old 546 00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:56,720 to be with women, they just found each other. 547 00:27:56,720 --> 00:28:00,920 Yes, these were the lion Queens. The lion Queens the lion, but 548 00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:03,560 they're gays. Yeah, they were Queens, though 549 00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:05,800 maybe they were kings together. Gay kings. 550 00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:09,400 Gay. What's another word? 551 00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:12,160 Lying. I'm trying to find a punchline 552 00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:14,600 for this. It's, it's like they, you know, 553 00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:17,720 they finally got out of their lavender marriage. 554 00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:19,280 Wait, do you know what a group of lions is called? 555 00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:21,080 What is? They got kicked out of their 556 00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:25,320 pride, but they found their own pride we got. 557 00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:28,200 There exactly. Wow, I. 558 00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:31,040 Hope this comes out in June. That would be amazing. 559 00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:33,600 It'll probably, I hope it'll be out before that. 560 00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:35,520 That's yeah, it'll be, that's like 2 1/2 months away. 561 00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:38,120 Yeah, it probably will be. If you're watching this in June, 562 00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:41,600 happy pride. Happy pride, if not still happy. 563 00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:42,720 Pride. Happy shame I don't. 564 00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:50,000 Know this, this podcast is very much pride. 565 00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:53,560 Yeah, not yeah. I feel like it's queer coded or 566 00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:56,840 it's very fem coated. It's not queer coded, but it 567 00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:57,960 could be. It could be. 568 00:28:57,960 --> 00:29:00,680 It could. Be Passover is big. 569 00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:03,760 Yeah, whenever I decide to actually have sex with a woman. 570 00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:07,240 It will be in this bed on the podcast. 571 00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:10,080 On the podcast, yes, and we're we're going to have a debrief 572 00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:12,800 after after it that. Will be the podcast we'll be 573 00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:15,120 like you'll both be. Laying here and your. 574 00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:18,040 Hair will be all messed up. I don't know, they'll just be 575 00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:23,040 like I, I would love that for someone else, someone else's 576 00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:24,440 podcast. I don't know if I want to do 577 00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:26,960 that for my podcast because I would love to see that as a 578 00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:31,880 premise, but I don't know if I'm open enough to share that pub 579 00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:34,480 that would be. If it's a different guest every, 580 00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:37,000 every podcast, that would be a crazy premise. 581 00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:41,840 Yeah, we just had sex. Here's the podcast. 582 00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:44,160 Like you'll be 100 episodes in and being like, Oh my God, these 583 00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:48,720 are Bonnie Blue numbers. Like that's crazy having sex 584 00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:52,480 with every single guest. Yeah, wait, you're giving me 585 00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:54,480 ideas. No, I don't know. 586 00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:57,400 That's a fun idea. I don't know if it's a good 587 00:29:57,400 --> 00:30:00,200 idea. Or at least like you can. 588 00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:04,680 I mean, it's a show. You can pretend that that was a 589 00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:07,120 premise you don't have to like. You can write your mind. 590 00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:09,800 It doesn't have to be you actually fucked. 591 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:13,200 Yeah, and then like the whole podcast could still be sexually 592 00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:16,600 driven, but you open it saying something like, we just had sex 593 00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:18,240 and and then you're like. Yeah. 594 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,280 Do you think Do you think Joe Rogan has sex with all of his 595 00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:25,360 guests? 100%. 596 00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:31,040 That's got to be some gross sex. Yeah, I don't know. 597 00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:35,680 I I don't know, I don't think Joe Rogan goes down on women. 598 00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:39,200 No, he just hates them. Yeah. 599 00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:41,840 Do you have a favorite podcast? It's not Joe Rogan. 600 00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:44,720 There's no way. I actually haven't really 601 00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:46,440 listened to Joe Rogan. I wouldn't. 602 00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:50,080 You don't recommend it? Nah, not anymore. 603 00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:52,280 Yeah, I like it was. More fun when he said the N 604 00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:53,520 word. He did. 605 00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:56,400 I'm joking, but yes, he did he. Actually did. 606 00:30:56,400 --> 00:31:00,480 Yeah, like on his, I think the one that people clipped that he 607 00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:03,160 got in trouble for years later was when he thought it would be 608 00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:08,360 cool to say the N word during an ad read, which is I think you 609 00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:11,600 also need to go after the company that decided that was OK 610 00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:14,000 and they should keep like advertising for. 611 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,440 Him right? But yeah. 612 00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:18,440 That was wow, that's crazy how a. 613 00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:20,680 Lot of white comedians think it's OK to say the N word. 614 00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:24,640 Not so much nowadays, but rewinds of the early 2000s it 615 00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:27,280 was. Yeah, I feel like I, I even see 616 00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:30,200 clips. I feel like it's like white 617 00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:34,920 white male comics get away with so many things they like. 618 00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:39,200 Just think about how Joe Rogan can still be so big after he 619 00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:42,720 said the N word. Yeah, he's I believe, don't 620 00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:44,520 quote me on this. I believe it's still the most 621 00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:46,120 listened to podcast. Yeah. 622 00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:49,720 Or most streamed or whatever. Yeah, he's probably still most 623 00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:52,160 paid. There was, Oh yeah, probably. 624 00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:55,600 Well, he also has the tenure. He's just been doing it for for 625 00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:59,880 a very long time. Like to to climb like call her 626 00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:03,640 Daddy's a big podcast and they were I think they overtook Joe 627 00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:06,920 Rogan briefly is number 1. I might be wrong. 628 00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:10,600 I'm making up facts. I think they're like second to 629 00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:13,000 Joe Rogan. But yeah, I don't know if you 630 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,800 like call her daddy isn't the same anymore now that. 631 00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:19,240 The break up, Yeah, yeah. Those first 30 episodes are 632 00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:24,000 like, yeah, should belong in in the annals of podcast history. 633 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,800 Exactly. It was it was a good time. 634 00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:29,360 I was thinking about like that was one of the inspirations for 635 00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:32,840 this podcast. I see the vibe. 636 00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:35,480 This is better though because they weren't in bed. 637 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,040 Or maybe they were, I don't know. 638 00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:38,600 I don't know. I can't prove that they weren't. 639 00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:40,440 No. They were in bed this whole 640 00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:44,080 time, they just had sex. Every episode, yeah. 641 00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:46,080 That's why the. Breakup was so sad. 642 00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:47,640 Yeah, it. Was a real breakup, right? 643 00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:49,560 I think that's why The Beatles broke up. 644 00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:53,040 I think Paul was fucking John. The Beatles was a polycule. 645 00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:59,280 But I want to change my my my hot take. 646 00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:03,480 The Beatles were a polycule. That's one of the funniest 647 00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:05,560 things I've ever heard. I like that claim a lot. 648 00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:08,920 It makes sense though because then they introduce Yoko and she 649 00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:11,560 ruins the polycule because she ruins the vibe. 650 00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:14,680 She wasn't ruining the music, she was ruining the sex. 651 00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:18,000 Exactly. That's why people are not, 652 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:19,440 they're not sticking together anymore. 653 00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:22,240 The it's because of the. The sex is being ruined. 654 00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:24,840 And the yeah, the connection. The connection's lost. 655 00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:28,160 The sexual vibe is gone. Wow, this is making it to the 656 00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:30,680 clips. I was thinking about heck yes, 657 00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:33,080 clip that right now. I think, clip that right now. 658 00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:36,400 I was thinking about the having sex with every guest and I 659 00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:38,760 thought of call her daddy and I was like, wasn't Michelle Obama 660 00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:42,960 on there? I mean, I'd smash, but well, I 661 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:44,960 think she's taken. Yeah, she is. 662 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:48,040 Yeah, you can't. Yeah, if you are only having, if 663 00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:51,040 you're having sex with every guest, you you can only have 664 00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:55,120 like open or single guest. Yeah, that really limits you. 665 00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:57,840 Open single, but also like willing. 666 00:33:57,880 --> 00:33:59,360 Yeah. Like Can you imagine if you 667 00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:01,040 reached out to someone and you're like, are you single? 668 00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:02,960 They're like, yeah, you're like, you're like having sex. 669 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,080 Oh, I love having sex. I love being on podcast too. 670 00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:06,160 Great. Here's what I'm doing. 671 00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:10,040 And then they go no thanks. Yeah, just not at the same time, 672 00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:11,360 probably. Not you. 673 00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:14,040 I'd be like. Oh, oh, it'll be a me thing. 674 00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:16,480 It's not because they don't. Like it, you know, they love 675 00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:20,520 sex, they love podcasts, they're available, they're single, and 676 00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:22,199 then they go, no thanks. No. 677 00:34:22,639 --> 00:34:24,280 Well. Heartbroken. 678 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,679 I feel like there's people, there's definitely people who 679 00:34:27,679 --> 00:34:32,320 are like hooking up with people just because they have a 680 00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:35,600 successful podcast. Isn't that why there's so many 681 00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:37,520 podcasts? People are just trying to get 682 00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:40,199 laid. Yeah, I think that's the reason 683 00:34:40,199 --> 00:34:44,040 there's successful anything. But why is there so many? 684 00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:47,560 Like I feel like podcasts like almost stereotypical and like 685 00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:51,440 made fun of. It's like funny that you have a 686 00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:55,120 podcast. Yes, yes and no. 687 00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:58,320 It all depends on the podcast itself because some people take 688 00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:02,040 like a unique spin with a podcast and like when you listen 689 00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:05,040 to it, it's not a traditional like interaction. 690 00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:08,920 It's not just dialogue. It's people doing, I don't know, 691 00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:13,240 like variety things or like cooking even that would be cool 692 00:35:13,240 --> 00:35:16,360 to like record yourself cooking and like rap and edit and think 693 00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:22,000 this will get me laid maybe. I do feel like, OK, I do feel 694 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,560 like podcasting is not getting me laid. 695 00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:26,720 No. No. 696 00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:28,600 You have people reaching out though, no? 697 00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:31,320 No, but there are women who want to be on pocket. 698 00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:34,040 Well, it doesn't mean that I can't hook up with them. 699 00:35:34,240 --> 00:35:36,800 True, but. That would be your SO you've 700 00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:39,480 never hooked up with a woman? No, I haven't. 701 00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:43,120 Yeah, that would be, I feel like intrusive to that experience if 702 00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:45,360 the reason it's happening is the podcast. 703 00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:48,160 Right. Or you wouldn't feel natural. 704 00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:50,120 Like you want to hook up with me? 705 00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:51,880 That's why you apply to be on my podcast. 706 00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:53,520 It'd be like hooking up with a groupie. 707 00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:56,880 What do you mean? Like groupies, like they just 708 00:35:56,880 --> 00:36:00,360 hang around the talents just because they want to be around 709 00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:01,640 them. They don't like recognize them 710 00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:03,960 as like like a human with a soul and. 711 00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:05,720 Desires. Wow. 712 00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:07,400 They're like, I just want to hit that. 713 00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:10,000 Wow, when can I be a talent like that? 714 00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:12,280 I think you are. Thank you. 715 00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:17,280 It's like, it's like, like, I don't even know Harry Styles, 716 00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:19,400 but I would hook up with him. I've met him. 717 00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:20,720 Oh, really? Yeah. 718 00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:24,240 How is he he? He's not that attractive, I 719 00:36:24,240 --> 00:36:28,000 don't think so He's tall if you like tall, he's probably like 2 720 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:31,200 inches taller than me. He's he's very dishevelled. 721 00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:34,040 I mean, like anyone can be dishevelled or like clean the 722 00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:37,200 next day. But like he was just he looked, 723 00:36:37,240 --> 00:36:40,680 he was dressed kind of homeless. I think it was a fashion thing. 724 00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:43,280 Like sometimes people like, yeah, I'm sure he was wearing 725 00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:45,440 like 10 grand worth of clothing, but. 726 00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:48,240 It looks hobo. Yeah, though I saw Jake 727 00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:50,360 Gyllenhaal once, too, and it was the same thing. 728 00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:52,680 He had like, a very patchy beard. 729 00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:55,640 His hair was a mess, and he was wearing like, this green, like, 730 00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:58,160 ratty jacket. And my first thought was like, 731 00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:00,360 come to bed with me right now. See. 732 00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:02,920 Like the masculinity beaming off of him. 733 00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:07,120 I was just like, like I could feel his chest like just by 734 00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:09,000 looking at it like. Wow, so. 735 00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:11,360 Jake Gyllenhaal's hot. They don't even have to look. 736 00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:13,160 They don't even have to like put to be put. 737 00:37:13,240 --> 00:37:15,600 Together. No, you were talking about that 738 00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:18,560 about like you need a great personality, but you need to put 739 00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:21,320 yourself together a little bit. Yes, we're talking about. 740 00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:24,320 If you're Jake Gyllenhaal hot, you don't need to put yourself 741 00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:26,800 together. You could just, you could look 742 00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:31,440 like a bum. It's a hot man. 743 00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:35,840 I like Timothy Chalamet. I've been getting into Timothy 744 00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:37,200 Chalamet. It's a learned. 745 00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:40,360 It's a learned desire. You're going to sound like I'm 746 00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:42,160 lying right now. I've also met him. 747 00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:43,800 What? Yes. 748 00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:45,000 How? Why? 749 00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:47,880 Where'd you meet these people? These were all at work and I'm 750 00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:51,600 not going to say where I really don't feel like I should, but 751 00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:57,040 he's you can keep you can keep your dream. 752 00:37:57,040 --> 00:38:00,280 I won't ruin your and I do think on camera he's very attractive 753 00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:03,160 and in person I was like. OK, OK, but. 754 00:38:03,240 --> 00:38:04,720 Call me by your name was pretty hot. 755 00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:06,920 Jake Gyllenhaal, we can still like. 756 00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:09,520 Jake Gyllenhaal's so hot. I've met so many incredibly 757 00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:13,360 attractive people. Like like famous like. 758 00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:16,600 Incredibly attractive people, but I feel like yeah because 759 00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:18,560 they're famous even if they're not attractive. 760 00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:21,360 If I get a chance with an unattractive. 761 00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:24,760 Who's an unattractive famous person that you want to smash? 762 00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:27,040 I. Don't know. 763 00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:29,960 Smash is the straightest word for fucking I think in my head. 764 00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:34,320 And smash. Smash any any celebrity. 765 00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:35,720 Or maybe more. Willem Dafoe. 766 00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:43,240 Well, hear me out. Willem Dafoe's a great Hear me 767 00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:45,200 out. He is actually pretty 768 00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:48,600 attractive. It's his confidence, yes, 'cause 769 00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:52,200 he's He's short, he's old, he's wrinkled, his hair's thinning, 770 00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:53,960 he's got a huge gap between his teeth. 771 00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:55,800 But when he walks into a room, it's like. 772 00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:58,160 Yeah, it feels like he has class. 773 00:38:58,160 --> 00:39:01,560 Yes, he has a lot of class. Like even in that video there's 774 00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:03,600 people, have you seen that video where they're like telling him 775 00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:06,920 to show off his fit because they're just like, I wouldn't 776 00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:09,000 say they're messing with him, but they're like, oh, fit check, 777 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,000 fit, check. And he just goes about it so 778 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,640 humbly. And he's just like, oh, well, I 779 00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:17,360 got these shoes here and I got my pants from this store, those 780 00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:20,320 jackets. And he's just like, he's so 781 00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:21,440 chill with it. And you're like, yeah, this 782 00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:23,280 guy's cool. Right, I'll fuck him. 783 00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:25,400 Is there someone? What about the reverse? 784 00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:27,960 Is there a celebrity who's regarded as very sexy who you 785 00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:30,080 wouldn't? I wouldn't fuck Yeah I. 786 00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:33,040 Feel like that's an easier list because there's a lot of people 787 00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:34,760 that are viewed as sexy that are just. 788 00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:37,880 I don't know, I probably wouldn't fuck Matt Rife. 789 00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:43,480 No, no, Someone's personality can make them very unsexy. 790 00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:45,720 Right. Like in me, I hooked up with a 791 00:39:45,720 --> 00:39:49,360 guy once and he was very very traditionally hot. 792 00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:51,080 He had like 6 pack. He had that. 793 00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:54,760 Like do you do you know the deep V cut at the bottom of the ABS? 794 00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:57,520 Yes, he had that going on. Oh, in Chinese they're called 795 00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:59,880 mermit lie. Mermit lie. 796 00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:02,320 Mermit Lines. Mermit lines. 797 00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:04,040 What is mermit? Mermaid. 798 00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:05,000 Oh, mermaid. Yeah. 799 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:06,400 Yeah. I thought you were speaking 800 00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:07,120 Chinese. Sorry. 801 00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:10,080 I was like, I just learned a new Mandarin phrase. 802 00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:13,360 No, I think they're called cum gutters as well. 803 00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:16,520 Cum Cutter. I like mermaid lines better. 804 00:40:18,720 --> 00:40:20,920 Me too. But he he was very hot. 805 00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:24,120 And at one point I asked him, we were talking about music and 806 00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:26,080 he's like, I like rock'n'roll and I'm like, cool what? 807 00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:29,880 Who's your favorite rock star? And he said Machine Gun Kelly 808 00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:34,360 and he lost a lot of points. I didn't want to hook up with 809 00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:35,200 him anymore. No. 810 00:40:35,240 --> 00:40:38,080 Because of Because of Machine Gun Kelly, Yes. 811 00:40:38,720 --> 00:40:42,960 Because Machine Gun Kelly #1 not a rock star #2 just like, 812 00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:45,400 unattractive as a person. I don't remember. 813 00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:46,880 I just remember he has a lot of tattoos. 814 00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:49,160 I don't even remember. But the face, yeah. 815 00:40:49,240 --> 00:40:52,120 Wasn't he dating Megan Fox? They're still together, yeah. 816 00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:54,400 Oh damn, which? Is like, no matter how much 817 00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:58,280 people make fun of him or hate on him, he's dating Megan Fox. 818 00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:00,760 He can go home to that. And I'm sure anything, any 819 00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:03,120 comment that he's read on the Internet just goes away. 820 00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:04,880 Right. Yeah, true. 821 00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:08,120 But he did start beef with Eminem, which is like so silly. 822 00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:10,280 Didn't. He like cheat on Megan Fox. 823 00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:11,720 Did he? I don't know. 824 00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:15,120 I I remember Megan Fox being cheated on but I don't know with 825 00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:17,920 who like who who. I mean, they are still together. 826 00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:19,880 I don't think he did well. I mean, Beyoncé's still with 827 00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:24,240 Jay-Z, so. Wait, don't let it's not get 828 00:41:25,240 --> 00:41:27,560 Beyoncé's great. Oh, yeah. 829 00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:30,920 Thank you, Beyoncé. Thank you for the podcast, 830 00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:31,880 Beyoncé. Thank you. 831 00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:33,760 Thank you, Beyoncé. Thank you, Jay-Z. 832 00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:40,200 Thank you, Jay-Z. I I wish I'm I'm not rich enough 833 00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:41,840 to be affected by that yet. We. 834 00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:47,280 Can watch them like you're gonna get like a podcasting award one 835 00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:49,760 day and they're gonna like file through, they're gonna find this 836 00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:51,680 episode and they'll be like, that was kind of questionable. 837 00:41:52,240 --> 00:41:54,160 We don't know. Maybe you don't get this award. 838 00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:56,280 I don't know. It's it's OK. 839 00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:57,880 I'm already, I'm already winning. 840 00:41:57,880 --> 00:41:58,920 It's OK. Yeah. 841 00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:01,880 I still, I still like Beyoncé no matter what. 842 00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:05,640 She's so attractive. Yeah, I was listening to her on 843 00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:07,800 the way here. What's your favorite album? 844 00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:10,560 I don't know the names of the album honestly. 845 00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:13,000 That's that's OK. I like lemonade, but. 846 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:14,840 I was. So yes, I like lemonade. 847 00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:18,440 When Lemonade hit, that was such a that like that year was great 848 00:42:18,720 --> 00:42:22,320 because of that, it was a. Cultural moment, I loved it. 849 00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:24,880 Lemonade, I didn't know, like, there. 850 00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:30,080 There's a part of me in my like, teen years that I didn't know 851 00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:34,280 Beyoncé was black. What did you think she was? 852 00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:38,080 I I, I didn't know, like, I didn't think. 853 00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:41,360 You don't see a race like. That no, I don't see a race like 854 00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:42,120 that. She. 855 00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:44,360 Wasn't black. She's just an icon, yeah. 856 00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:47,200 Yeah, yeah, she's just Beyoncé. She's Beyoncé. 857 00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:50,880 When one name is your whole name, you know you've made it. 858 00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:52,720 Cher. Beyoncé. 859 00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:57,040 Zendaya. Zendaya, Oprah, a lot of black 860 00:42:57,040 --> 00:43:00,640 women. Wow, Zendaya is so hot, right? 861 00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:05,880 That's a Zendaya. Tom Holland is a big bisexual 862 00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:08,440 fantasy of mine. Bisexual fantasy. 863 00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:11,840 What do you? Mean like when it's like by 864 00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:13,760 awaken, not a by awakening. That's not right. 865 00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:16,920 But like when the guy and the girl together are like 866 00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:20,920 incredibly attractive, it's like a bisexual dream. 867 00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:23,960 Why? It's because they're both so hot 868 00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:26,280 and I would like to be with both of them. 869 00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:31,440 Like Challengers was so hot. That was such a sexy. 870 00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:32,880 Movie. It's so hot. 871 00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:36,320 It was, that was a very bisexual movie because it was a very, it 872 00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:39,200 was a very gay movie. It was a gay movie disguised as 873 00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:41,080 a straight movie because they it's Zendaya. 874 00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:43,880 But ultimately it's about these two guys. 875 00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:47,960 But they were so hot. And then Zendaya's hot and like, 876 00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:49,640 is it bisexual? I was like, I think I like 877 00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:52,640 tennis now. I didn't like tennis before, but 878 00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:56,000 this is changing my mind. I know and I would. 879 00:43:56,320 --> 00:44:00,800 Yeah, I would fuck Zendaya like 100% like I would. 880 00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:04,680 Yeah, please sign. Me up and Tom Holland is hot 881 00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:07,400 too. He's a big time golfer and I 882 00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:11,280 don't know if something, if the future ever happened where he 883 00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:15,160 came out as BI, I would get into golf so hard. 884 00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:19,240 I would become great at golf just to get on his radar. 885 00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:22,960 Wow, maybe he already is you, he just can't disclose it because. 886 00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:24,440 Maybe. Well, here's the thing. 887 00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:29,000 If if you're bisexual but you're married to Zendaya, I think 888 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:32,280 you're OK never coming out. I think he'll be satisfied and 889 00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:34,800 happy for the rest of his life. Yeah, I don't need another 890 00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:36,920 person, just need Zendaya. Exactly. 891 00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:40,000 Yeah, I agree. I saw a post once about the 892 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:43,080 bisexual dream and it was, it was like promo for one of the 893 00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:49,320 Thor movies and it was Chris Hemsworth and oh Kate Blanchett 894 00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:52,080 and someone called that a bisexual dream and it was a 895 00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:53,560 bisexual man. I was like what are you talking 896 00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:54,920 about? I don't. 897 00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:57,360 I don't find either of them super hot to be honest. 898 00:44:57,440 --> 00:44:59,120 I feel like Kate. What is it? 899 00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:03,360 Kate Blanchett? Yeah, she has a very mommy vibe. 900 00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:06,920 Yeah, she does. Maybe a bisexual dream for a 901 00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:10,160 woman for me. Yeah, yeah, Chris Hemsworth. 902 00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:13,080 Yeah, yeah. Chris, Yeah, the Chris's are 903 00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:14,280 hot. What? 904 00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:17,880 Which other Chris? You have Chris Hemsworth, Chris 905 00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:22,400 Pine. I like Chris Pine, Chris, 906 00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:25,400 Captain America, Chris. Chris. 907 00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:27,760 Evans. Chris Evans and then Chris. 908 00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:30,320 Oh, and he's. Chris Pratt. 909 00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:34,160 Chris Pratt loves Chris. I don't like Chris Pratt, even 910 00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:37,800 at his bulkiest. I don't know. 911 00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:42,480 I feel like they're very, they're too mainstream for me. 912 00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:45,520 You need some C list celebrities. 913 00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:48,160 Those are the hot ones, yeah. Because I feel like I I have a 914 00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:49,680 chance. Yes. 915 00:45:50,720 --> 00:45:53,880 Who's some C list celebrities? I feel like if I name someone as 916 00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:56,160 AC list celebrity, I'll get cancelled because it it turns 917 00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:57,720 out they're super big. Yeah. 918 00:45:57,720 --> 00:45:59,520 And I just don't know what I'm talking about. 919 00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:00,720 Yeah. Yeah, it's OK. 920 00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:04,080 I think we're that's about time for our podcast. 921 00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:07,320 Our timer has stopped. I'd love to talk more about 922 00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:09,320 like, Celebrity Crush with you. I'll get. 923 00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:11,440 I'll make a list for you, yeah. Yeah. 924 00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:13,760 We're gonna we're gonna hook up with celebrities. 925 00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:17,080 I see that in our future. I think that 2026 goal your 926 00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:18,960 first lesbian experience, Zendaya. 927 00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:21,240 Zendaya. Zendaya, let's make it happen. 928 00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:24,120 Zendaya get on the part. We're going, yeah, we're going 929 00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:28,840 for the best, actually. My psychic or my No, not 930 00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:31,640 psychic, because psychic doesn't sound that legit. 931 00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:38,600 My astrologist told me that this year my career is gonna be very 932 00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:42,240 good, so I think that means I'm gonna hook up with Zetea. 933 00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:45,000 Yes, I believe it. Thank you. 934 00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:48,000 OK. Well, anything else before you 935 00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:51,080 wrap up? Not that I can think of. 936 00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:54,560 If you have a list of celebrity crushes that Rachel needs to 937 00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:57,160 hook up with, send them her way. Yes. 938 00:46:57,160 --> 00:47:00,200 Especially if they're women. Especially yeah, Kate. 939 00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:02,880 Blanchett, get on the podcast. Kate Blanchett. 940 00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:05,840 Who else? I would do Adele. 941 00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:08,080 Adele. Yeah, she's hot. 942 00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:09,840 That's very hot. Yeah. 943 00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:11,840 Oh my God. You always have a lot of comics 944 00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:14,640 on the podcast. Sienna, Hubert Ross, get on the 945 00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:15,400 podcast. Yes. 946 00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:18,480 Please have sex with Rachel. I feel like Sienna is already 947 00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:20,440 like she's bisexual. She's bisexual. 948 00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:24,400 She does a lot of very sexual bisexual content. 949 00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:27,520 Like I think I've, I'm kind of into it and. 950 00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:30,360 I think I've seen those videos like hundreds of times, over and 951 00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:31,640 over again. Yeah, on repeat. 952 00:47:31,720 --> 00:47:34,080 Yeah, like she's like sitting on the lap of a girl. 953 00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:34,680 Yeah. What are you? 954 00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:36,080 Doing, I think I've heard of that video. 955 00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:38,160 I think, yeah, one time I maybe saw that, yeah. 956 00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:41,560 I don't know, I feel like you're, you're seducing me, 957 00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:43,880 Sienna. I'll be reaching out. 958 00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:47,440 Get on it. Yeah, OK. 959 00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:49,640 Well, thank you so much. Thank you, Rachel. 960 00:47:49,640 --> 00:47:52,240 Yeah, happy to be here. Yeah, I'm happy to have you.